User: jeesis

Everyone should do this

On: High School Students Sue Federal Gov't Over Global Warming

Sue the government that is. Maybe then we can get laws forbidding people from suing everyone over everything.

But I thought

On: Mad Cow Disease Confirmed In California

That only happy cows came from California.

Heh

On: Spoiler Alert: Your TV Will Be Hacked

No longer will I need a universal remote to screw with the neighbors television.

Please

On: Egypt Banned Porn, But How Much of the Internet Is That?

Think of the consenting adults!

I wonder

On: Microsoft Seeks Patent For "Search By Sketch"

Will Microsoft block pornographic searches using it? I feel like drawing two circles with dots in the center instead of searching for "porn".

Re:What does this sentence mean?

On: Antibiotics Are Useless In Treating Most Sinus Infections

Anti-biotics take more than a few days to work?

So...

On: Firefox's Web Push Notification System Announced

Mozilla made RSS feeds?

Plot!?

On: UK Ministry of Defense Improves War Games For Console Generation

Who the fuck plays an FPS for its plot?

This is why I love science.

On: EU Scientists Working On Laser To Rip a Hole In Spacetime

Destroying reality just to prove a point.

Paranoia

On: Google Street View Moves Indoors

Just wait for any phone with android to start taking random pictures that are then reviewed by people at google to compile 360 views of the interior of your home! Nah, that would be pointless but still funny if they actually wasted recourses for such a thing.

Was hackers right?

On: Hackers Briefly Controlled US Government Satellites

Can we finally hack the world?