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British Ban Spikes Pirate Bay Traffic

New submitter sleiper writes "Today sees UK ISPs begin to block access for their subscribers to the Pirate Bay URL. Sky, Talk Talk, Virgin Media and O2 have already blocked access and the UK's biggest provider, BT, are currently reviewing their legal position. This access ban however has seen The Pirate Bay's traffic spike to 12 million more page views than their previous daily record. It seems obvious that a message is being sent, that this type of censorship is not the way forward. The Pirate Bay keeps on sailing.""

168 comments

  1. Testing if the ISP is banning TPB by Dark$ide · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I suspect most of the traffic is folks testing whether their ISP is imposing the censorship and if it is doing that testing whether proxies and/or VPN and/or OpenDNS/GoogleDNS or other methods circumvents that censorship.

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    1. Re:Testing if the ISP is banning TPB by niftydude · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Either that, or a Streisand effect: A whole bunch of brits wondering what this pirate bay thingy in the papers is about, and going to take a look.

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    2. Re:Testing if the ISP is banning TPB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ... OpenDNS/GoogleDNS ...

      Proxies, VPNs and tor etc, are the only way to fix this. Unfortunately it's not a DNS block.

    3. Re:Testing if the ISP is banning TPB by LifesABeach · · Score: 2

      I find it curious that U.K. Spikes Pirate Bay, and Microsoft raises prices. Coincidence? I think not.

    4. Re:Testing if the ISP is banning TPB by CriticalAnalysis · · Score: 0, Troll
      I wouldn't really blame MS for it. They have always semi-acknowledged piracy for home users, and haven't pursued after those (like things should be). I would rather take a look at Google, who is supporting CISPA:

      Google has admitted that it is lobbying on the Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act (CISPA)

      And who has a long history of censoring results from their search engine if they happen to contain unlicensed copyrighted content. They could fight it, like they did fight in China after demands to that government, but they decide not to. Not in Google, not in YouTube, nowhere. And then they support CISPA.

    5. Re:Testing if the ISP is banning TPB by tmosley · · Score: 1

      I think he means that with it ever so slightly harder to get pirated software, MS feels like it can increase their prices.

      That is quite convenient, it seems to me.

    6. Re:Testing if the ISP is banning TPB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you quote it in full? "Google admits to lobbying on CISPA, but won’t say which way".

      Also, hi there, TechWhoeverYouAre, I've noticed you when your first ever comment while staying on topic ("Microsoft raises prices"), also included a jab at Google ("But Google does that too and doesn't even tell you!").

      I wonder, is being so obvious your job requirement? Who hired you to smear Microsoft, you fucking anti-MS troll? How much did Sergei and Larry pay you?

    7. Re:Testing if the ISP is banning TPB by robot256 · · Score: 2

      If they were lobbying against it, don't you think they'd tell people about it? They're keeping their position "under wraps" so nobody gets outraged and forces them to change it.

    8. Re:Testing if the ISP is banning TPB by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Seeing as Google is the largest search engine, and theoretically has the most to lose if sites merely linking to other sites containing software violating copyright are getting shut down, it isn't too hard to guess which side of CISPA they are likely to come down on. If Google was really against CISPA, don't you think they would be shouting it from the mountaintops? They sure didn't have any problems announcing their opposition to SOPA in case you didn't notice.

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    9. Re:Testing if the ISP is banning TPB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      It is on virginmedia. I tried typing in the IP address and get the blocked due to a court order message. But I still have my mobile internet with Three which isn't covered by this court order.

    10. Re:Testing if the ISP is banning TPB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been using http://tunnel2.net/ since this kicked in on my home connection yesterday until I get around to changing DNS. Laughable ban which I suppose we should be thankful for.

    11. Re:Testing if the ISP is banning TPB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      On Virgin I think they're blocking it on 2 levels, the hostheader and the ip address

      with https you can't inspect the hostheader / hostname part way through because it's encrypted
      so they block the ip for 443 leading to a timeout
      with http they're enable to do hostheader inspection and a re-direct to the blocked notification site

      It's pretty funny through you can still get to it quite easily
      1. via tor although it's a bit slow, but once you have the magnet file then no problem
      2. via the umpteen other links listed here
      http://blog.tdobson.net/2012/05/howto-access-the-pirate-bay-if-youre-on-virgin-media/

      such as http://tpb.pirateparty.org.uk

    12. Re:Testing if the ISP is banning TPB by Uhyve · · Score: 1

      Ditto for Sky. Would a court order specify what kind of block is necessary?

    13. Re:Testing if the ISP is banning TPB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Company only complains about things harmful to company! News at 11.

  2. Barbara Streisand... by Geak · · Score: 1

    ...probably said this would happen.

  3. You mean surge, not spike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A spike is a sudden decrease, while a surge is a sudden increase. Think of volleyball: a spike sends the ball downwards.

    1. Re:You mean surge, not spike by qubezz · · Score: 4, Informative

      A spike is pointy. If it wasn't, I couldn't drive one into the heart of a vampire. It can point either direction like any pointy thing can, but is canonically used to indicate a temporary increase, such as a spike in power usage during a heat wave. Nobody would expect this to mean a decrease.

    2. Re:You mean surge, not spike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's probably going to look like a spike when the graphs come out. One sharp, pointy crest in the traffic. Like "spike" in the road.

    3. Re:You mean surge, not spike by sleiper · · Score: 2

      Spikes typically categorise a one off short term increase, where as a surge would represent a more long term increase. Certainly when speaking about electricity, a spike in voltage is typically a short rise in voltage due to some transient event.

    4. Re:You mean surge, not spike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They are synonyms in this context, it represents the effect an outlier has on a line graph.

    5. Re:You mean surge, not spike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of electrical engineering: a spike is a very narrow, very high waveform. A surge is wider and has more power.

    6. Re:You mean surge, not spike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the definition disagrees with you...

      I can't figure out how you'd get this far in life with that faulty definition.

    7. Re:You mean surge, not spike by s0nicfreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You stab vampires with stakes, not spikes.

    8. Re:You mean surge, not spike by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 0

      But you still CAN drive a spike into a vampire's heart.

      Besides, I'm setting the rules for the fictional universe, and in that universe vampires are puppies and drink soda.

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    9. Re:You mean surge, not spike by Crookdotter · · Score: 0

      Stake is also a verb. You stake a vampire with a stake.

    10. Re:You mean surge, not spike by Fned · · Score: 1, Funny

      But don't miss, there's a lot at stake.

    11. Re:You mean surge, not spike by digitig · · Score: 0

      You stab vampires with stakes, not spikes.

      Spike was a vampire, you insensitive clod!

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  4. Three minutes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It took me three minutes to find a workaround to Virgin's block.

    1. Re:Three minutes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      3 minutes? It's just a case of putting an "s" after http.

    2. Re:Three minutes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't try that. Dammit!

    3. Re:Three minutes by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 3, Funny

      The OP is probably a hunt and peck typist.

    4. Re:Three minutes by monkeyhybrid · · Score: 2

      I just tried accessing the HTTPS URL as a test on Virgin Media and it simply times out. Not sure if that's due to blocking or maybe PirateBay just doesn't have SSL setup (although I'd presume they would)?

      The HTTP URL is redirected to Virgin Media's site blocked page.

    5. Re:Three minutes by DJ+Particle · · Score: 5, Informative

      https://tpb.pirateparty.org.uk/ is apparently what they're using now.

    6. Re:Three minutes by locofungus · · Score: 1

      Ditto for me. Looks like they've blocked the IP.

      telnet www.thepiratebay.org 25 also just times out.

      Tim.

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    7. Re:Three minutes by agentgonzo · · Score: 1

      Oh that's hillarious. I knew of http://thepiratebay.se.proxy.piratenpartij.nl/ but it's nice to have another proxy run so blatantly on UK soil. Let's all wait for the imminent banning of the proxy, only for another one to spring up.

    8. Re:Three minutes by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      I'd expect port 25 to timeout unless you're trying to send email. You want to try port 80 for http and port 443 for https.

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    9. Re:Three minutes by Stween · · Score: 2

      Virgin Media has blocked just the IP address currently exposed via DNS for thepiratebay.se, far as I can tell. (I haven't tested exhaustively.) https://plus.google.com/109104274582476853846/posts/4ZDXRpUt99J

      TBP advertise a whole bunch more addresses via BGP, which I'm sure they could start using pretty quickly, if they wanted: http://bgp.he.net/AS51040#_prefixes

    10. Re:Three minutes by locofungus · · Score: 1

      If they have a mail server running then I'd have expected that to connect. If it's a closed port then I'd expect to get a port reject message back and the connection close.

      Only if the connection is being blocked - either because Virgin is blocking all connections to the IP or TPB server is dropping any connections to that port would I expect it to just time out.

      Unfortunately, not having used TPB (it's actually surprisingly difficult to even find what the URL is supposed to be) I don't know what the expected behaviour is.

      Tim.

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    11. Re:Three minutes by SomethingOrOther · · Score: 4, Informative

      The old, using google translate as a proxy works best and is suitable
      for non-techies. HINT Translate the web page from Esperanto to English
      There is also this lot I've copied and pasted

      https://piratereverse.info/
      http://malaysiabay.org/
      http://thepiratemirror.org/
      http://thepiratebay.ee/
      In the mean time, get on the phone to Virgin now and complain.
      Hint Call the number to open a new account, you will get though quicker.

      Oh and lameass filter, fuck off with too many junk characters OK?
      Do I have to type this bollocks to dilute the number of junk characters
      in one post or something. FFS I've wrote worse code and that is saying something. Feck arse drink girls feck arse drink girls feck arse drink

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    12. Re:Three minutes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the birate pay?

    13. Re:Three minutes by pdabbadabba · · Score: 1, Funny

      We prefer "search and destroy" you insensitive clod.

    14. Re:Three minutes by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Thanks Father Jack!

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    15. Re:Three minutes by zmollusc · · Score: 2

      Really?
      On BranstonCable https://thepiratebay.org/ gives......

      The connection was interrupted

                          The connection to thepiratebay.org was interrupted while the page was loading.

          The site could be temporarily unavailable or too busy. Try again in a few
              moments.
          If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer's network
              connection.
          If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure
              that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.

      Http gives the virgin blocked page thing.

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    16. Re:Three minutes by atisss · · Score: 1

      Unless you expect a web-server to be also a mail server which is common only for small companies and geeks.

      For webserver all ports except web should be blocked. For sending an email you should look up MX record first.

    17. Re:Three minutes by atisss · · Score: 2

      There is good way to abuse that.

      #1 Buy an Amazon EC2 instance and set up TBP proxy there.
      #2 Add proxy IP to DNS.
      #3 As soon as provider blocks that IP, just restart it proxy will get different IP.
      #4 Repeat from #2

      If providers are determined to obey censorship, they will end up blocking ranges of Amazon EC2 IP addresses.
      If Amazon gets pissed off and blocks your account, just set up another account.

    18. Re:Three minutes by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It's due to the way they have implemented the block. They can hijack a HTTP session but can't do the same to HTTPS because they don't have a valid certificate for thepiratebay.se.

      You will find that all sites blocked via the Cleanfeed censorship system are the same. HTTP requests can give fake error or blank pages, HTTPS just times out.

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  5. Mr unenforceable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    this law is un-enforceable and is just done to keep loud expensive lawyers quite and well paid.

  6. The Bay is sailing? by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 0

    Cool. Gonna go fly the air to the grocery store, which is shopping all over the place.

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  7. bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The proper way to handle this is to prosecute individuals who use The Pirate Bay to download copyrighted material. Having ISPs block access to any part of the Internet is not the answer. They can find copyrighted software elsewhere or, I can just see this happening: somebody creates a website to forward requests to ThePirateBay and return the results.
    I wouldn't be surprised if this is already out there??

    1. Re:bad idea by agentgonzo · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately they've been trying that tactic for the past decade and it just doesn't work. Everyone with a braincell agrees that banning random sections of the internet just makes the site in question move or a proxy be set up. Unfortunately (for them) they can't stop it and suing individuals just doesn't work either, so they have had to resort to bribing officials to get a search engine blocked from the internet. A change of DNS name and it all starts working again.

    2. Re:bad idea by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 1

      What I would love is an alternative DNS network that circumvented the official ones and allowed us a free internet again. After all there is no reason why we HAVE to allow ICANN to decide where our domain names go,

      Would love to see the justification for ISPs blocking an alternative DNS.

    3. Re:bad idea by agentgonzo · · Score: 1

      They would in the name of 'Security'. There are some things being worked on like that. Google operates as (still under ICANN) unfiltered DNS on 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4 and there is the starts of an open DNS being implemented at www.opendns.com

    4. Re:bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got a DMCA email from a VPN provider which was originally from Warner Bros (? I can't remember now) because I torrented a film I got the magnet link from TPB.

      Initially I was a little worried until I did some searching and found that if I get caught again they'll just terminate my VPN account, I'm not in the US but found that US citizens aren't even fussed over receiving DMCA notices for downloading stuff via torrents, so why the hell should I be bothered by some fucked up US law.

  8. ...as long as they don't ban access to the IP... by unami · · Score: 1

    someone using torrents is already kind of "technologically advanced", it should be no problem for them to go to the pirate bay without the url.

  9. If I were... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I were in the UK I would be accessing it via whatever proxy I could, constantly, over and over and over.

  10. sky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I am on sky and can still hit TPB

    1. Re:sky by Stompehh · · Score: 1

      Same, on their LLU broadband

  11. Mirrors? by lw7av · · Score: 0

    Are users in the U.K. able to access TPB mirrors?

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  12. Oh you got me... by need4mospd · · Score: 4, Interesting
    1. Re:Oh you got me... by Chonnawonga · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sadly, btjunkie, one of the best of your list, recently threw in the towel due to all this nonsense.

    2. Re:Oh you got me... by NardoPolo88 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now you've done it. If the media companies reads this they are going to find out there is more than 1 torrent site.

    3. Re:Oh you got me... by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 2

      It's a court order rather than the ISPs in this case (hence BT dragging their feet on the implementation), this is just extra hassle for them, they wouldn't be doing it if they hadn't been told to by the courts.

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  13. Re:hmm... by Yvanhoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    The US government is still trying to understand why wikileaks is still up.

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  14. Red Mascara by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Is it just me or does the man in the Censorship icon have red mascara on?

  15. well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Then I better not hearing any whiny bullshit from the UK about "internet freedom" in China seeing as most banned sites in China are just American porn which is illegal in China the same way Pirate Bay is illegal (and now blocked) in the UK.

    1. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pirate Bay is not illegal in the UK. This is a civil action, not a criminal action.

    2. Re:well... by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

      So Chinese porn is okay then? Score!!!

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    3. Re:well... by Altrag · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between blocking sites for copyright infringement (no matter how poorly thought out) and blocking sites for political reasons.

      Nobody's seriously bashing China for blocking porn. They bash China for silencing websites that go against the government, especially when there's no hard and fast rules about exactly what's illegal, leading to a system where something that's been fine for years can suddenly get you jailed (or even dead) if somebody with a bit of power happens to take offense to it one day. And there's little legal recourse or oversight to protect citizens against these abuses.

      Being able to bitch about your government without worrying for your personal safety is considered a pretty fundamental freedom in the west (particularly in the US, but most if not all of the developed world, and even a lot of the un/under-developed world agrees. Its that whole freedom of speech thing.)

      Also, China is definitely not the only country we deride for lack of freedoms.. they just happen to be in the news a lot (and in the minds of political and corporate leaders a lot) due to their increasing economic power in the world, so we end up hearing about them a lot. Even the abuses in China are small compared to say, North Korea for example.

  16. Metaphor doesn't work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Pirate Bay keeps on sailing.

    I get what you're going at and all, but this metaphor doesn't work. A bay can't sail. If you said something like "The pirate ship sails on!" we would still get the reference to the logo.

    1. Re:Metaphor doesn't work! by chilvence · · Score: 5, Funny

      The pirate bay keeps on.... 'arbouring! 'Arrrr!

    2. Re:Metaphor doesn't work! by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      'arrrrrbouring?

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    3. Re:Metaphor doesn't work! by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Funny

      The name of the boat the Jolly Roger flies is "The Bay". Bluebeard bought it after his horse won the Camptown races.

  17. The slippery slope by Freaky+Spook · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can't wait till the next step, blocking access to websites that provide instructions on how to access the pirate bay. Then they have an excuse to censor anything they like.

    I really don't support censorship, but I'm afraid it has to get much worse, before it wakes people up to what is going on.

    1. Re:The slippery slope by jamstar7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except the lawyers refuse to acknowledge it isn't stealing, it's copyright infringement. If you get something and make copies to give away or use as backups, you haven't stolen anything, you've infringed on a copyright or trademark. The original owner still has possession of their intellectual 'property'. Yet the lawyers know the difference, and keep misusing the word 'steal' in order to pump up the 'severeity' of the 'crime'.

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    2. Re:The slippery slope by BootysnapChristAlive · · Score: 2

      The pirates are rapists. They rape my intellectual property.

    3. Re:The slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they are democracy, they will loose the elections for the pirates.

      you cant still if its not there.

    4. Re:The slippery slope by joss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wearing that DRM it was just asking for it.

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    5. Re:The slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Since they are raping nothing (no such thing as intellectual property), the pirates are in fact NOT rapists.

      Have you ever repeated a number in your life? Then by your own definition, that would make YOU a rapist.

    6. Re:The slippery slope by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 1

      It's worse than that. Think of the children...

    7. Re:The slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have to stop the terrorists

    8. Re:The slippery slope by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > before it wakes people up to what is going on.

      Who?

      The general public -- who don't give a shit about copyright laws (the *basis* for Civilization is sharing) -- and don't realize that the justification for censorship is piracy ?

      Or the Content creators who don't realize that copyright is dead regardless of what outdated laws say and are trying whatever way they can to regain control over people sharing content? (Unfortunately they never studied Physics or they would realize Newton's Second Law applies on the internet: For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.)

      ALL (legal) Laws are relative. The sooner we ditch the absurdity of copyright other imaginary property the sooner we all can get on with sharing our culture with one another.

    9. Re:The slippery slope by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      steal

      [steel] Show IPA ,verb, stole, stolen, stealing, noun
      verb (used with object)

      2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/steal

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    10. Re:The slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, forget the common English definition of "steal"! When pirates claim that piracy isn't stealing, they're clearly referring to the strictly legal definition of "steal"! Because, you know, pirates just have so much fondness for the law! Or something.

      Never mind the fact that in legal terms of most countries, even taking physical items isn't "stealing" but theft, burglary, robbery, larceny, deception, fraud, counterfeiting, invasion of privacy or unauthorized computer access.

    11. Re:The slippery slope by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you read a XIXth century dictionary if the description would be the same.

    12. Re:The slippery slope by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      plagiarism is not the same as stealing anyway.

    13. Re:The slippery slope by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      The post wasn't written in the XiXth century and current law, while based on precedent, still uses current definitions.

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    14. Re:The slippery slope by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      It is if you use the definition 2 of the word steal which includes appropriating ideas or words without right which is why I pasted it...

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    15. Re:The slippery slope by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Ideas are a penny a dozen anyway. I did say... reading a XIXth century dictionary would be an interesting comparison. There is a lot of revisionism or subtle word changes in time that people sometimes do not notice. I am old enough to notice that some words today have lost their original meaning and this is probably yet another one of them. Probably the next step is when you open an encyclopedia or Google for "Boston Strangler" you will find a match to "content piracy". :-)

  18. Streisand-ephect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Streisand-effect at full force!

    1. Re:Streisand-ephect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, thanks to all this press coverage, the pirate bay is now gaining the patronage of people who were previously completely oblivious to the fact that you could get stuff for free, as long as you didn't mind breaking the law and destroying the industry that produces the content you're stealing.

      And by that logic, maybe they should stop reporting murders on the news, in case it inspires people to kill who didn't previously know such a thing was possible.

  19. Sky isnt blocking TPB by Kitano123 · · Score: 2

    Sky, Talk Talk, Virgin Media and O2 have already blocked access

    I use sky and can still access TPB.

    1. Re:Sky isnt blocking TPB by u38cg · · Score: 3, Informative

      Are you on the light version (?Connect)? One Sky package is completely BT administered and Sky just supply branding, billing admin and take a cut.

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    2. Re:Sky isnt blocking TPB by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Nope; just got home and can still connect. Either they're ignoring it or haven't gotten round to it.

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  20. Re:hmm... by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 2, Funny

    Facebook is over this way --> Facebook.

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  21. Re:hmm... by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The US is very proud of being a democracy, the people are ultimately responsible for their leaders actions. I can understand your frustration, especially as the UK is in a similar position (realistically, whoever you vote in it's going to be one of the same group of ne'er-do-wells), but the American people have to take the rap for the actions of those they vote in.

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  22. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, instead of talking shit they should do what you yanks do when you don't like what a government is doing - bomb the hell out of the place.

  23. Re:hmm... by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

    Thanks for helping change the world's perception of us...

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  24. Pointless by Teknikal69 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm more concerned with what they will start blocking now they have a precedent, wouldn't surprise me in ten years if you have only government licensed sites and a seriously crazy darknet going on, I think they'll come to regret trying to censor when they realise they have lost all control . I'm on virgin and had a check, yes t's blocked but it took me ten seconds to be able to access it anyway.

    1. Re:Pointless by tompaulco · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They don't have a precedent. They just made a ruling. One which can be challenged. Only if it is not challenged will it become a precedent. So, all you Brits, time to step up. You paid for access to the internet. If they are not giving you the access you paid for, demand your money back. Sue the ISPs. Sue parliament.

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      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
    2. Re:Pointless by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good point actually. The moment they start to filter they can't say they offer access to the Internet, only the Internet*

      *stuff the government doesn't like excluded, subject to change at any time

    3. Re:Pointless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm on virgin and had a check, yes t's blocked but it took me ten seconds to be able to access it anyway.

      Don't forget to tell her it only hurts the first time.

  25. Re:hmm... by InsaneMosquito · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Really? What if my representatives are behaving exactly like I want them to behave? That gets me 3 out of 535 votes in the House and Senate. Why am I responsible for the other 532 representatives that I can't influence one way or the other with my single vote?

  26. Re:hmm... by BootysnapChristAlive · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (2) For those who did vote for a president who makes/made terrible decisions, they couldn't have possibly known all the actions the future president was going to take just from his campaign.

    It should be widely known by now that the two main parties are pure garbage. There is no excuse for continuing to vote for them.

  27. Re:hmm... by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Go FUCK yourself, you anti-american scum! I'm so sick of people who don't like what our government is doing, taking it out on the American people. You're just a retarded, uneducated loser!

    Maybe if we did something about our retarded, uneducated government, we wouldn't get flamed for it?

    --
    Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
  28. Re:hmm... by Sperbels · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The US is very proud of being a democracy, the people are ultimately responsible for their leaders actions

    No we're not. It's the leaders who are responsible for their own actions. And they are willing participants in a conspiracy to keep on screwing us over by concealing their own actions and making us believe their way is the only way. This is not a democracy. I'm not sure what it is, but it isn't a democracy.

  29. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, the constant abuse of the West in general and the US in particular is ruining this site.

  30. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the US government is so horrible, why are people still trying to move there?
    Obviously, there are worse places, but the Chinese shills on this site don't want people to believe that.

  31. errr steal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    spill check don't always work.

  32. Re:hmm... by Lisias · · Score: 0

    Why am I responsible for the other 532 representatives that I can't influence one way or the other with my single vote?

    Because you live in a Democracy.

    --
    Lisias@Earth.SolarSystem.OrionArm.MilkyWay.Local.Virgo.Universe.org
  33. Torbutton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, that was *really difficult* to circumvent. (clicks picture of onion).

    I was just waiting to use my Firefox Torbutton addon; I can confirm it works nicely.

    Torbutton off:
    "Sorry, the web page you have requested is not available through Virgin Media.

    Virgin Media has received an order from the Courts requiring us to prevent access to this site in order to help protect against copyright infringement."

    Torbutton on:
    [Image: The worst part of censorship etc.]
    "Search Torrents | Browse Torrents | Recent Torrents | TV shows | Music | Top 100

    Preferences Languages

    All Audio Video Applications Games Other "

    (Text copy/paste, images not copied)

    I made a point of starting several torrents just to stick two fingers up (=US 1 middle finger at current exchange rate).

    Next: Are they going to try blocking TOR?

    1. Re:Torbutton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      OK, I now know that
      http://tpb.pirateparty.org.uk/
      works, without using TOR; but I expect this will be blocked soon so Torbutton will still be required soon.

  34. Re:hmm... by Sperbels · · Score: 0

    It should be widely known by now that the two main parties are pure garbage. There is no excuse for continuing to vote for them.

    Sure there is. We're all convinced they are the only two parties capable of winning elections. And they're probably right, because we each think that everyone else thinks that too.

  35. Re:hmm... by Sperbels · · Score: 2

    People want to come here because we have a high standard of living and (for the most part) we don't persecute people based on religion, sex, ethnicity,etc. A high standard of living should NOT give the government the power to do whatever else they want though.

  36. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But as a US citizen, I am not responsible for the actions of other US citizens.

    The leaders I vote for never win. As far as I can tell, that is because the majority of the US voting public are clueless.

    THEIR stupidity, not mine, put those leaders in power. THEY are responsible for the consequences, not me.

  37. Re:hmm... by Custard+Horse · · Score: 4, Funny

    Chill out why don't you? Get it out of your system - go an invade a country or something...

  38. Re:hmm... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 3

    In the US, you get to choose from two parties who are basically the same on all but a handful of issues. In the UK you have three parties, but otherwise the situation remains.

  39. Rosetta Stone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can someone point to a quality warez release of Rosetta Stone? Most that I have found at TPB and other places seem a bit shady (could contain malware or are said not to work).

  40. Re:hmm... by Theophany · · Score: 1

    They're only capable of doing so because of that kind of circular non-logic. That logic pervades down to the candidate level too, meaning that relatively poor quality candidates (see: Mitt Romney) secure nomination because they're perceived as the only candidate likely to win.

    I don't necessarily agree that the two main parties are incapable of producing worthy presidential candidates and presidents, though. And let's face it, some tea-bagger (oops, tea-partyer) like Michelle Bachmann would have been a freaking disaster from start to finish.

  41. Re:hmm... by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 1

    If your representatives were behaving exactly as you wanted them to, they'd be making your case before the House and/or Senate. If they were really good, they'd find a way to leverage the wit and knowledge of their constituents to make the argument more powerful.

    Representing you is. their. job. It is what the job exists to do. Voting on any particular measure is only a small fraction of representing you, and therefore is only a small part of their responsibility.

  42. Re: Vote them out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't give Americans a bad rap when the person they voted-in makes poor decisions after the election:

    Give them a bad rap when they fail to VOTE THEM OUT!

  43. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    America is a representative republic...not a democracy.

  44. Re:hmm... by Githaron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If enough us "waste" our vote, there will be a third-party candidate.

  45. Re:hmm... by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 2

    Why am I responsible for the other 532 representatives that I can't influence one way or the other with my single vote?

    Because you live in a Democracy.

    Exactly. Your actual influence over the government is not significantly greater in a Democracy than in a Dictatorship, but if you happen to live in in a Democracy people will happily blame you for the actions of "your" government anyway, while those in a Dictatorship are merely victims.

    A person can only rationally be held responsible for their own choices and actions, not those of others. That applies just as much in a Democracy as anywhere else. However, if you support Democracy then you are legitimizing whatever the majority decides, which makes you responsible for the outcome regardless of your personal vote (or lack thereof). If you don't support what the majority chooses to do, the only moral position is to reject the legitimizing influence of Democracy itself.

    --
    "The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else." - Bastiat
  46. Re:hmm... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    Would you rather get tazed, or subjected to the mysterious treatment behind door number 3? Maybe it's better, but I can think of lots of worse things as well. That's the predicament in voting for a 3rd party. It's a known quantity of shit versus an unknown quantity of an unknown substance. And the way many people see it (though not necessarily me) is that if a new "alternative" candidate was better than the one he's trying to replace, then he should have no problem clinching the nomination of a mainstream party in lieu of the incumbent/status-quo candidate.

    Anyway, the problem likely isn't the parties, it's the voters. Shocking heresy, I know, but it's hard to get elected without votes, and voters don't magically become better decision makers just because they select someone of a different party. A combination of a qualification process + random sampling of a subset of eligible voters could allow for better choices, though disenfranchisement would need to be closely guarded against by making the qualification process as accessible (from an economic perspective) as possible. I realize it sounds elitist, but cognitive impairment and level of education are demonstrably linked to susceptibility to fraud and scams. We don't trust someone with dementia to drive, for example, or to practice medicine, so why do we trust their opinion on who should run the country, or how? On the contrary, we entrust their children and/or advocates to make decisions on their behalf. And that's not to pick on the elderly -- there are plenty of centenarians who are sharp as a tack -- just an example of a common issue that affects people across socioeconomic boundaries. Being "stupid" in the traditional sense (or intellectually lazy, or lacking in impulse control) is just as much of a liability. To counter the potential for abuse would require extensive protections, but I don't think that's an insurmountable problem, and it's important to remember that our existing system is not at all immune to abuse.

  47. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wonder what 3rd world country you're from. If the US didn't intervene in foreign affairs as we do, the whole world would have probably been nuked by now by some roque country being allowed to refine plutonium and make nuclear missiles. There's a reason for everything....except people like yourself who haven't a clue what's going on. I CANNOT explain why you people exist.

    Most of the world will be thanking the US in the future when their ass is saved.

  48. Re:hmm... by BootysnapChristAlive · · Score: 1

    Would you rather get tazed, or subjected to the mysterious treatment behind door number 3?

    Or indefinitely retained. Or molested at airports. Or spied on. None of the 3rd parties could be much worse, honestly. They aren't horrible dictators with some master plan to take over America (impossible, anyway).

    Anyway, the problem likely isn't the parties, it's the voters.

    My comment implied that. All of the candidates for the main parties are pretty much garbage.

    We don't trust someone with dementia to drive, for example, or to practice medicine, so why do we trust their opinion on who should run the country, or how?

    That's a pretty slippery slope. Especially considering how difficult it is to actually determine someone's intelligence. Voting is also a right, and even someone deemed "uneducated" can be correct. Taking away that right would require a constitutional amendment.

    To counter the potential for abuse would require extensive protections

    I don't see how. Once we let them start making exceptions on who can and can't vote, we're already going down the slope. Considering how stupid the government itself can be (they're humans, after all), I wouldn't trust them with such a power.

    and it's important to remember that our existing system is not at all immune to abuse.

    I'd much rather have it remain as it is than revoke people's right to vote.

  49. look by sudstah · · Score: 2

    https://tpb.pirateparty.org.uk/ - this link lets you get onto to pirate bay without even having to bother to use a proxy yourself! GG government

  50. Re:hmm... by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's a right, but it doesn't have to be. That's the problem -- once people have power, they don't want to give it up; the common man included. Maybe it's time to say "Hey, giving us all the right to vote isn't working out so well." I'm not saying it's the only answer, but we already take away people's right to vote (felons), and that's far more arbitrary and capricious. I think, at the very least, it's worth studying, and it should be relatively easy to trial in a setting with no real-world implications. Even if it's found to be inferior, I believe a government based on reason and science would be more successful than one where decisions are made based on nothing and everything all at once, which is what we have. It's telling that we don't trust democracy for *anything* of real importance, except securing against tyranny, and I think there may be more effective protections, especially considering its failure in that regard.

  51. Re:hmm... by Fned · · Score: 1

    The US is very proud of being a democracy, the corporations are ultimately responsible for their leaders actions.

    You're welcome! Don't worry; I know it's tough, but we'll all learn to spell "corporations" correctly sooner or later, and that old spelling will be an archaic memory referenced only as "The P-Word."

  52. Re:hmm... by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Your actual influence over the government is not significantly greater in a Democracy than in a Dictatorship, but if you happen to live in in a Democracy people will happily blame you for the actions of "your" government anyway, while those in a Dictatorship are merely victims.

    When I see this type of fashionable shallow cynicism, I remember a quote from Winston Churchill:

    Democracy is the worst system of government...
    except for all the other systems of government.

    Seriously. Look back at the Roman Empire. Consider that during certain periods, most emperors did not die natural deaths...they were killed in some way, either by the sword or by poison. Consider that the well being of the public was almost entirely dependent on the psychological health of a single individual. Read a little about Caligula. Or Nero. Or Commodus. Consider that the Praetorian Guard would often execute "good emperors" if the emperor threatened their own power. They even sold the emperorship for an amount of gold once.

    I'm not saying the system is perfect. Far from it. Too many voters make their decisions based on what they see on TV, and the TV spots are far too expensive, ensuring that politicians are enslaved to those who hold the purse strings. However a system where all politicians would be given equal access to the public airwaves would mostly fix this.

    --
    This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when first he appears as a protector - Plato (423 to 327 BC)
  53. The best way by BudAaron · · Score: 1

    to make something interesting to the masses is to ban it LOL Much better than thousands of words of advertising.

  54. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We keep voting them in, so obviously we the people are ultimately responsible. People have stopped caring and have taken their responsibility for granted, but that doesn't stop us from being responsible. As long as the people don't take voting and participation in government seriously, we'll continue having poor leaders who don't need to feel responsible to the electorate.

  55. Re:hmm... by BootysnapChristAlive · · Score: 1

    It's a right, but it doesn't have to be.

    I'd prefer that it stayed a right. Everyone has their own opinions on what is 'best' for the country, and their goals might simply be different than other people's. Changing the country by voting is one of the least violent ways to do so. Take even that illusion away and people might resort to violence. I wouldn't blame them; they live in this country, pay taxes, and are greatly affected by the government's decisions. It doesn't sit well with me to arbitrary decide to take away certain people's right to vote.

    but we already take away people's right to vote (felons)

    Yeah, I think that's pure idiocy. Rather than taking it to the next step, I think we need to remove this restriction.

  56. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Electoral College.
    Your vote means nothing.

  57. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    omg, no, really.

  58. Article is misleading, only Virgin Media blocking by TAZ6416 · · Score: 2

    Sky, Talk Talk, Virgin Media and O2 have already blocked access and the UK's biggest provider, BT, are currently reviewing their legal position.

    At the moment Sky, Talk Talk and O2 can access the Pirate Bay fine, although I have no doubt this won't last for long.

  59. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  60. Duh Uhmericans is not stoopid! by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

    We is smart cause we can blow all of youze up if wee want too!

    We gots plans wif atum bums, an uh big armee!

    An R skools is the bestest in duh wurld..

    (sarcasm)

    --
    I killed da wabbit -Elmer Fudd
  61. Re:hmm... by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2

    Well, I'm going to talk to you about Canada for a second.

    We have several viable parties up here, but for the most part, the two governing parties were either the Liberals (red) or the Conservatives (blue). Other parties, like the Bloq Quebecois (teal) and the NDP(orange), have held a various number of seats over the years but nothing really secure, nothing that would vastly influence how the country is headed. Most of us who wanted to vote for the orange party voted for the red party because we wanted to make sure, most of all, that the blue party didn't get elected.

    In the last election, the Liberal party was destroyed, along with the BQ. The orange is now the Official Opposition, and there's a very good chance they will be running the country after the next election. We've got some problems with the blue party running the place, but there's an ongoing investigation into election fraud.

    So, vote for what you want. You might just get it.

    --

    ---
    ECHELON is a government program to find words like bomb, jihad, plutonium, assassinate, and anarchy.
  62. FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fixes in bold:

    The US is very proud of getting away with claiming to be a democracy and even fooling the most naive among their citizenry into believing this claim.

  63. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those are clever words for an american.

    You should just nuke him, like a spineless uneducated pussy would.

  64. Lizards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    “It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...”

    “You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?”

    “No,” said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, “nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.”

    “Odd,” said Arthur, “I thought you said it was a democracy.”

    “I did,” said Ford. “It is.”

    “So,” said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, “why don’t people get rid of the lizards?”

    “It honestly doesn’t occur to them,” said Ford. “They’ve all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they’ve voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.”

    “You mean they actually vote for the lizards?”

    “Oh yes,” said Ford with a shrug, “of course.”

    “But,” said Arthur, going for the big one again, “why?”

    “Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard,” said Ford, “the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?”

  65. Re:hmm... by i_ate_god · · Score: 2

    Bloc Quebecois were also official opposition party in the 90ies.

    It used to be simple:
    Centre Right: Vote Tory
    Hard Right: vote Reformist
    Centre Left: Vote liberal
    Hard Left: Vote NDP
    Seperatist: Vote Bloc

    Which is why we've mostly been governed by tories or liberals, the two parties were moderates, and the majority of people are moderates.

    But now, we have a reformist prime minister because moderate conservatives have no one to vote for, and there is enough talk about joining the NDP and Libs together to unite the left, which, as a moderate centre-left guy, I am very much against. Let the hard left goto the liberals now, and keep us moderates happy with the NDP.

    --
    I'm god, but it's a bit of a drag really...
  66. Re:hmm... by i_ate_god · · Score: 1

    you're part of a team.

    team wins together, and fails together. that's just how it is.

    --
    I'm god, but it's a bit of a drag really...
  67. Bwah hah hah hah hah! by jnork · · Score: 1

    In. Your. Face.

    --
    Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
  68. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just two words:

    Recall Elections

  69. Re:hmm... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Yeah, yeah, and if enough of us stop buying from $evil_corporation they will have to behave better, and if we all stopped buying fuel they'd have to lower prices, and if we all...

    Face it, it does not happen. It has no chance of happening. There is simply no way we could possibly organize people to cooperate that well.

    --
    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  70. Re:hmm... by Githaron · · Score: 1

    The whole "stop buying fuel" thing is just stupid. They know you don't have any real choice. It is like saying you are going to boycott food. As for everything else, the majority's belief in your statement is what keeps it from happening. Also, it doesn't take any organization. People just have to be willing to potentially waste their vote in order to vote for the thing they really want.

  71. Re:hmm... by Wolfling1 · · Score: 1

    The definition of democracy is that your leaders are ultimately accountable to the population at large. If you are unhappy with their performance in any way (including their deceptions), then you (the broader 'all of you') are the ONLY people accountable for replacing them.

    So, by simple extension of the definition, you (as a homogenous democratic mass - known as 'Americans') are responsible for your leaders' actions.

    Now, you (as an individual) might not have voted for that particular leader. You may be lobbying your local representative to replace your leaders. As such, that grants you some level of exemption (but, only if you are doing those things).

    So, by further extension, your only exemption from being lambasted is to lambast your own government - and therefore, by extension, the American people.

    So, what's it to be then?

  72. BE Broadband (o2 owned) is NOT blocking TPB. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the UK on BE Broadband, and still able to access it :) No idiotic blocking here and BE have said on their forum that if they're legally forced to block, then they will be distributing information (as they have done already) on how to circumvent it.

    I love my ISP :) Even members of their staff quoted on the forum, "Information should be free."

  73. Re:hmm... by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

    Oil tanker analogy: the US oil tanker has just two settings everybody votes on, "left a bit" and "right a bit". The votes are tallied every 8 hours, and the sea is full of icebergs. The crew have mostly settled on one side and spend more time in holy wars than they do on iceberg-lookout-duty.

    The British oil tanker has a bonus "straight on-ish" setting. They can also make tea properly. Other than that, it's pretty much identical.

    --
    Please consider this account deleted, I just can't be bothered with the spam anymore.
  74. Re:hmm... by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

    If enough of you voted for the same person, you'd have a third-party president. FTFY :)

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    Please consider this account deleted, I just can't be bothered with the spam anymore.
  75. Re:hmm... by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

    I don't see how. Once we let them start making exceptions on who can and can't vote, we're already going down the slope. Considering how stupid the government itself can be (they're humans, after all), I wouldn't trust them with such a power.

    I'd much rather have it remain as it is than revoke people's right to vote.

    This is a paradox. The way it is = felons cant vote. I think there is disenfranchisement for other things too.

  76. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the US was a republic.

  77. Re:hmm... by Mista2 · · Score: 1

    To influence the others, you simply need money. Corporations can't vode, but ehy can sue as hell lobby!

  78. Re:hmm... by Lisias · · Score: 1

    A person can only rationally be held responsible for their own choices and actions, not those of others.

    I failed to follow you here.

    If I have a son not yet at Majority and the little S.O.B. steals my car, gets drunk and kill someone, I'm screwed - no matter how many precautions I had take to prevent the mischief.

    I can not be held guilty of the fact, but I can't deny my responsability on it.

    --
    Lisias@Earth.SolarSystem.OrionArm.MilkyWay.Local.Virgo.Universe.org
  79. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    US don't have any left-wing party.

  80. first, they came for the pirates. by steve.cri · · Score: 1

    but I didn't speak up because I was no pirate.

  81. Re:hmm... by tbird81 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The only wasted vote is a vote for the Democrats or a vote for the Republicans.

  82. Re:hmm... by cheesybagel · · Score: 2

    The interesting thing is that the Roman Republic was adamantly opposed against all forms of monarchy or dynastic rule in the beggining. They used something similar to the Spartan way of government (the system with two elected "kings", where one stays home while the other fights abroad) until Augustus became emperor.

  83. Re:hmm... by BootysnapChristAlive · · Score: 1

    Not if you take it to mean, "I'd much rather have it remain as it is [where just felons and minors under 18 can't vote] than start taking away other people's right to vote, too." In other words, I was simply saying that I didn't want the situation to get even worse than it is now (although it getting better would be perfectly fine).

  84. Re:hmm... by Lisias · · Score: 1

    I never thought that one day I would be modded down for saying that... =D

    Shoot the idea, not the messenger!

    --
    Lisias@Earth.SolarSystem.OrionArm.MilkyWay.Local.Virgo.Universe.org
  85. Re:hmm... by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

    I wish I had seen your reply when you posted it...

    I'm from the UK. In historic terms I am literally your daddy therefore you should stop being an insolent child.

    For reference, the UK invades the same countries as you so that you don't invade the UK. Our relationship is slightly uneasy - it is akin to the relationship between Master and Blaster in Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome. You are very strong but rather deranged and you need some guidance from the little fellow who is weak but has a far greater thought process.

    When you say "Most of the world will be thanking the US in the future when their ass is saved" - do you mean apart from the ones that deposit flying objects into your buildings? Okay, sonny, we need to sit down and have a talk about tolerance. Do you know what tolerance means? Let me explain...