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The Rise of Chemophobia In the News

eldavojohn writes "American news outlets like The New York Times seem to thrive on chemophobia — consumer fear of the ambiguous concept of 'chemicals.' As a result, Pulitzer-prize winning science writer Deborah Blum has decided to call out New York Times journalist Nicholas Kirstof for his secondary crusade (she notes he is an admirable journalist in other realms) against chemicals. She's quick to point out the absurdity of fearing chemicals like Hydrogen which could be a puzzler considering its integral role played in life-giving water as well as life-destroying hydrogen cyanide. Another example is O2 versus O3. Blum calls upon journalists to be more specific, to avoid the use of vague terms like 'toxin' let alone 'chemical' and instead inform the public with lengthy chemical names like perfluorooctanoic acid (PFOA) instead of omitting the actual culprit altogether. Kristof has, of course, resorted to calling makers of these specific compounds 'Big Chem' and Blum chastises his poorly researched reporting along with chemophobic lingo. Chemists of Slashdot, have you found reporting on 'chemicals' to be as poor as Blum alleges or is this no more erroneous than any scare tactic used to move newspapers and garner eyeballs?"

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  1. frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Chemists of Slashdot, have you found reporting on 'chemicals' to be as poor as Blum alleges or is this no more erroneous than any scare tactic used to move newspapers and garner eyeballs?"

    Yes. This is not an either/or question here; both are true.

    1. Re:frist by mcgrew · · Score: 5, Informative

      There's nothing new here, reporters screw up all their stories, whether it's a city council meeting, a new scientific discovery, or an engineering breakthrough. I'm pretty sure everyone here has seen a news story reporting about something in their field that they just had to shake their head in wonder at how stupid the reporter must be.

      And don't forget, scare tactics and sensationalism bring eyeballs and ad revenue.

    2. Re:frist by chstwnd · · Score: 2

      And don't forget, scare tactics and sensationalism bring eyeballs and ad revenue.

      don't forget political power and government funds.

    3. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's not even that. There's a deep-seated fear of being poisoned baked into the human subconcious by millions of years of evolution. For whatever reason is far more terrifying to die from poison than, e.g., dying in a car accident, or getting shot in the face.

      Eleven kids dying from bad cough syrup resulted in the Food, Drug, and Cosmetic act in the US. Only 11 deaths! This was in 1938; I guarantee you that there was a hundred times as many kids in Europe getting ground under the just-awakening wehrmacht at the time.

    4. Re:frist by Githaron · · Score: 4, Interesting

      For whatever reason is far more terrifying to die from poison than, e.g., dying in a car accident, or getting shot in the face.

      A quick and painless death is preferable to a slow and painful one.

    5. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      getting ground under the just-awakening whermacht at the time.

      Did you really just Godwin the thread in three moves? That just happened like a blitzkrieg! You're an orator of Churchillian proportions! You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!

      Bravo, sir. Bravo.

    6. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, the media is generally shit at dealing with anything remotely scientific. The results of a single unreproduced inclusive study is plenty for a journalist to trumpet a the next major scientific breakthrough that'll see us living in moon bases in five years, or the hitherto harmless thing that's about to give our children ebola of the arse. It's the nature of the beast, of course with varying levels of culpability. Take the Daily Mail as an example of the extreme end of mainstream fucknuttery - they're famous for their never ending list of things that'll either cause or cure cancer, and of course they have a nice sideline in racism. Next time you read a few crime reports from this rag, note their ethnic references. It's pretty odd for a suspect to be described as "white", yet if he's black The Mail will almost invariably point this out in their text. Conversely, look at the Zimmerman/Martin photos that were shown in the media. Of course they chose a pretty skanky looking one for Zimmerman, while for Martin they seemed eager to give the impression that Martin was a straight-As young boy at the time. Personally I think Zimmerman is likely guilty as sin, but such sneaky tactics are counter-productive.

      I was strangely shocked the other night while watching Discovery. During the show, which covered the investigation of alleged Christian miracles, they actually took a fairly sceptical stance. This is in stark contrast of course with the random late night bullshit that crops up, covering things like ghosts or very fringe science. In the case of the latter, Morgan Freeman was hosting a show in which completely way out there science was presented as if they were just regular 'old scientists. There was absolutely no opposing view given. I had to afterwards to a bit of research on this because it seemed too odd, and I was right. Despite claims on the show that they've significant measurements, the main reason they have these is because they've no hard set criteria for discerning hits among the many misses. Specifically they were claiming that some kind of human mass consciousness could impact random number generator machines during heavily emotional moments - such as terrorists attacks or Obama's inauguration. This kind of bullshit is contributing to the general lack of scientific thinking that leads people to fear everyday chemicals. One of the people who was with me at the time (a well accomplished professional) certainly didn't realise that all the studies shown were absolutely on the fringe of science, and not methodologically rigorous enough to be taken seriously by mainstream science.

      We need critical thinking to be taught in schools. Hopefully people would be less likely to be caught by scams and deceived by the media. It may also have the side effect of reducing religious fundamentalism, which the US sorely needs to control. Given the YEC crowd, tonguing O'Reilly's rusty sheriff's badge, I'd be happy enough to settle for a country where a more intelligent and thoughtful Christianity held sway (even if it is likely little more than wishful thinking and/or arrogance).

    7. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was ecstatically received with thunderous applause by the Austrians of anonymous cowardice.

    8. Re:frist by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      With most deaths you don't have to walk around knowing that you're already 'dead'.

    9. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, poison can be painless. Car crashes can be slow and painful. People understand car accidents, they know when they're happening. A car hits another one. Bam. You get crushed or burn up or something. Poison? Maybe you just ate some. Maybe not. Maybe you're slowly dying and you don't know it.

      People are afraid of what they don't know/understand. It's natural, why do you think there's such a widespread fear of the dark? You don't know what's there when it's dark.

    10. Re:frist by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      So much win...

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    11. Re:frist by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's nothing new here, reporters screw up all their stories, whether it's a city council meeting, a new scientific discovery, or an engineering breakthrough. I'm pretty sure everyone here has seen a news story reporting about something in their field that they just had to shake their head in wonder at how stupid the reporter must be.

      And don't forget, scare tactics and sensationalism bring eyeballs and ad revenue.

      My personal bugbear is the word 'toxin', although 'chemical' and 'toxic waste' qualify as well. Any compound can be toxic, is a chemical, and may be toxic waste. As an example, water is toxic in the wrong place/situation/amount, it is definitely a chemical compound, and it can be a waste product of various chemical processes so effectively could be 'toxic waste'. Toxic waste is ANY excess product from a reaction that *may* be toxic, the term itself is emotional and not truly descriptive.

    12. Re:frist by lazlo · · Score: 0

      What I find really amazing is the amount of people who look at news stories and appear to think "Wow, look at how horribly misinformed the popular news media is on the handful of subjects that I'm an expert on. They've got nearly everything completely wrong. How fortunate that I'm an expert in those fields and can clearly see their errors. And how doubly fortunate that I can trust them to be completely correct concerning the facts of every field in which I'm not an expert."

      This is most amusing when it happens to someone whose field of expertise is logic.

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    13. Re:frist by localman57 · · Score: 2

      Makes me think of people I know with slow-moving cancers. We're all already 'dead'. People with illnesses just have a shorter, clearer timeframe. I've always been perplexed by the idea of medicines and other technologies that "save" lives. They prolong lives, but ultimately no lives are saved. You'll simply die of something else. In my case, chemotherapy prolonged my life, and for that I am grateful.

      As a side note, such treatments also seem to have the wierd side effect of making you a bit philosophical in a detached kind of way (can you tell?). And iIt's not just me. A lot of other people I've met who've had similar experiences end up the same way.

    14. Re:frist by shiftless · · Score: 2

      I think you're projecting. People are just irrationally afraid, period.

    15. Re:frist by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "A quick and painless death is preferable to a slow and painful one."

      Speak for yourself.

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    16. Re:frist by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Saves lives'; is short for 'Saved you life for now.

      " A lot of other people I've met who've had similar experiences end up the same way."
      and a lot didn't.

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    17. Re:frist by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Too much of anything will kill you.

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    18. Re:frist by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      Life, truly, is a disease for which there is no cure.

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    19. Re:frist by colinrichardday · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We need critical thinking to be taught in schools.

      I am skeptical of the claim that critical thinking can be taught. Nurtured, yes; taught, I'm not so sure.

    20. Re:frist by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      getting ground under the just-awakening whermacht at the time.

      Lucky I'm not a spelling and grammar Nazi.

      P.S. GP only made one mistake, but you managed to add another. Seems like you're one of those people who used to die of "pneumonia".

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    21. Re:frist by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!

      Awesome line... sadly those who I would love to use it on myself will simply not understand its bunt aptness.

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    22. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being badly hurt in a car accident or being shot in the face can result in a slow and painful death or even a long, painful life.

    23. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't that expert. AC should have mentioned the Sturm Abteilung rather than the mostly non-Nazi Wehrmacht.

    24. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Eleven kids dying from bad cough syrup resulted in the Food, Drug, and Cosmetic act in the US. Only 11 deaths! This was in 1938; I guarantee you that there was a hundred times as many kids in Europe getting ground under the just-awakening wehrmacht at the time.

      Well, but then you couldn't stop Wehrmacht with an act, could you?

    25. Re:frist by sjames · · Score: 1

      It's probably the insidious nature of it. Even though we don't necessarily succeed in all cases, given an immediate situation, we can see what it takes to not die in a car crash (don't hit iother cars, dodge other cars coming at you, don't worry about cars being properlyu driven around you) rather than in the case of poison, eat THAT food, not the other food that looks, smells, and tastes exactly the same.

    26. Re:frist by Githaron · · Score: 1

      Why are so many people online so foul mouthed?

    27. Re:frist by SomeKDEUser · · Score: 1

      No, we need rationalism taught in schools. How truth is uncovered from the accumulation of evidence within the framework of models.

      Absence of evidence is evidence of absence! Think about it: if something is never, ever observed, this of course does not prove that it does not exist. However, the odds of it existing are greatly reduced. This is because we have an underlying model where the odds of something being true in general are a function of the amount of observed evidence.

      If a journalist writes something which goes against your model of the world, you should:
        - update your model of the world somewhat
        - reject the information if it is clearly inconsistent with other bits of information you have
        - update your model of the trustworthiness of the journalist
        - rinse and repeat.
      It is important to be aware of that process and try to seriously evaluate the odds.

      If all the information you get is consistent and goes against what you believe, you may be wrong. But check. Try to get information from as many sources as you can -- but not from sources you know are wrong. Study science/engineering/technology even if only through wikipedia.

      Because this is what the world is made of.

    28. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What bugs me is that toxin should only be used to refer to a substance produced by living cells. Toxicant is the proper term for artificial toxic chemicals.

    29. Re:frist by Githaron · · Score: 1

      No, poison can be painless. Car crashes can be slow and painful.

      I realize some poisons are quick and painless but most people associate poison with sickness and death.

    30. Re:frist by Githaron · · Score: 1

      Life, truly, is a disease for which there is no cure.

      If life was a disease, I am not sure why you think there is no cure. Most of the universe is devoid of life because it is hard to keep life living.

      Support the EFF and Creative Commons. The war is coming, and they're supporting you...

      I like the sig by the way.

    31. Re:frist by Githaron · · Score: 2

      We need critical thinking to be taught in schools.

      I am skeptical of the claim that critical thinking can be taught. Nurtured, yes; taught, I'm not so sure.

      Critical thinking is like muscle. Some naturally have more muscle. With exercise and proper nutrition, muscles get stronger and more defined. Without use, they become smaller, withered, and useless.

    32. Re:frist by lightknight · · Score: 1

      We're working on the those bigger things, but consider the opposition: they think that the human race needs a limiter. As such, they tacitly welcome all those illnesses and deaths, as a means of population control.

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    33. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Godwin uber alles.

    34. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I came somewhat startled to the conclusion that I'd rather die by burning alive than to die in my sleep...

    35. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There's a deep-seated fear of being poisoned baked into the human subconcious by millions of years of evolution. For whatever reason is far more terrifying to die from poison than, e.g., dying in a car accident, or getting shot in the face.

      Uh, I'd like to see any science you have to back that up.

      People don't fear poisoning. About the only instinctual protection from poisoning is "this smells/tastes bad." And even that won't prevent you from poisoning yourself, oblivious.

    36. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Easy. There is grue.

    37. Re:frist by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 2

      A quick and painless death is preferable to a slow and painful one.

      Well I think this will change with the younger generation preferring the slow painful death as it is a great opportunity to get a huge amounts of hits on their blog posts for an extended period of time.

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    38. Re:frist by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Let me see.

      Journalist publishes something that goes against my model of the world - Ok:
      1 - Will I update my model? Hardly, I trust journalists to come only with BS quality data.
      2 - It it insconsistent with other bits of information I have? No, I expect it to not fit my model, since I expect it to be BS.
      3 - Will I update my model of trustness of the journalist? Nope, I trust him to be wrong, I'll only add the 10th nine at my bayesian estimation of "he is wrong".

      But of course, that's just nitipiking. In fact if a journalist tells me something that is surprizing and not some error I'd expect him to make*, I'd check on a more reliable source.

      * Yeah, there is an enire class of falsehoods I actively expet to hear from them. In fact, sometimes I read mainstream press with the intent of verifying wich of a set of falsehoods is published, so I can conclude the facts. Yep, they are that easy to model - can journalists pass the turing test while they aren't working?

    39. Re:frist by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      A quick and painless death is preferable to a slow and painful one.

      That depends on whose death that is. ~

    40. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is exactly correct. Why in the world does Deborah Blum start the article by praising Kristof’s work in other areas? I for one, would assume that all his other articles are just as screwed up, I just lack the direct knowledge to know how screwed up they are.

      This is actually a pretty common theme. Someone reads an article in their particular area of expertise and it is totally screwed up, has basic facts wrong and is generally meaningless. How many times have Slashdotters read an article in the general news on computer security that you have first hand knowledge of and roll your eyes, only to turn the page and read about politics in the Mideast and think "Hmmm...that's interesting. Someone should do something about that."

    41. Re:frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's why I do the two week lemonade diet, to remove the toxins from my system.... Then I can be smart and have big muscles.

      Whenever I hear someone claims that diet (xyz) removes "toxins" from the body, I ask which ones. They always give me a blank stare.

    42. Re:frist by Vernes · · Score: 1

      I wonder, under which conditions would referring to Nazi's be acceptable? The Nazi regime is a great example of many subjects. Are we forever stuck to dance around the subject because of this Godwin rule?

    43. Re:frist by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      "Pink slime", anyone?

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    44. Re:frist by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      "Toxin" is certainly often misused, but the term is accurately descriptive of many substances, like Roundup, Gasoline, chlorine bleach, lye, etc. Toxin should mean "poison" rather than "something that just might not be good for you".

    45. Re:frist by Pope · · Score: 1

      "Toxic waste" is generally used as a substitution for "nuclear waste" once GE gets wind of it. (See "Atomic Train" http://www.nirs.org/factsheets/atomictrainfacts.htm )

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    46. Re:frist by EricScott · · Score: 1

      I can confirm this. In my field (financial), the number of Wall Street Journal, Reuters, New York Times, CNBC, and Financial Times reporters that understand how trading works is ZERO.

      It is unbelievable. I've been saving up emails for writing a memoir when I'm old and gray. Which I get closer to every time I fall for the trap and talk to one of them.

    47. Re:frist by philip.paradis · · Score: 1
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  2. You know it's coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So when is Kirstof's writing an article about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide?

    First bad joke?

    1. Re:You know it's coming by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dihydrogen monoxide? You mean, like, from the toilet?

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    2. Re:You know it's coming by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's no joke man, they've found DiHyMo in 100% of brain tumors. It's used in all sorts of industrial applications including GMO farming and pesticide production. And it's ubiquitous. People will spray it all over their lawns to try and promote growth. It's so bad it's in all the runoff in the streams rivers, and we just dump it right into the ocean.

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    3. Re:You know it's coming by Idaho · · Score: 5, Informative

      My favorite source for actually scary chemicals is Things I won't work with, a chemists weblog detailing all sorts of stuff that, well, he won't work with. Random quote:

      The experimental section of the paper enjoins the reader to wear a face shield, leather suit, and ear plugs, to work behind all sorts of blast shields, and to use Teflon and stainless steel apparatus so as to minimize shrapnel. Hmm. Ranking my equipment in terms of its shrapneliferousness is not something that's ever occurred to me, I have to say. It's safe to assume that any procedure which involves considering which parts of the apparatus I'd prefer to have flying past me will not get much business in my lab, no matter how dashing I might look in a leather suit.

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    4. Re:You know it's coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's what plants crave.

    5. Re:You know it's coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to mention that there are literally hundreds of deaths every year from asphyxiation due to Dihydrogen Monoxide. It's also a highly addictive substance with withdrawal symptoms that are usually fatal.

    6. Re:You know it's coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's got what plants crave!

    7. Re:You know it's coming by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I remember seeing a petition against dihydrogen monoxide years ago and was amazed at all the signatures. I mean it's really simple junior high level chemistry and thousands of people didn't get it.

    8. Re:You know it's coming by cpricejones · · Score: 1

      Dihydrogen monoxide may be troubling, yes, but HOH is 10 times more toxic.

    9. Re:You know it's coming by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 2

      <pedantic>
      The proper term is "hydrogen hydroxide": it naturally dissociates into H+OH. Please people, can't we use the proper terminology for our hazardous chemicals?
      </pedantic>

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    10. Re:You know it's coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's no joke man, they've found DiHyMo in 100% of brain tumors. It's used in all sorts of industrial applications including GMO farming and pesticide production. And it's ubiquitous. People will spray it all over their lawns to try and promote growth. It's so bad it's in all the runoff in the streams rivers, and we just dump it right into the ocean."

      I think the number one psychiatric diagnostic tool to recognize Asperger's sufferers is whether the patient actually thinks that tired old joke is still funny.

    11. Re:You know it's coming by celticryan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do not forget the chief component of acid rain and in gaseous form it is a greenhouse gas. Also, if inhaled at room temperature it is fatal.

    12. Re:You know it's coming by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Kristof is full of shit on other subjects, sometimes even when he rants about human trafficking.

      I socialised plenty with various dancers etc in Korea, many of them totally open about voluntarily coming there to make fat bank and try to snag G.I. husbands (whose income could feed their sponging families back in the Philippines). They were a cheerful lot, as they lived quite well by PI standards and pretty much partied just like the soldiers they had as sugar daddies.

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    13. Re:You know it's coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, it's not that bad if you take proper safety precautions. That's why I put the MSDS sheet above the sink in my lab.

    14. Re:You know it's coming by jimbolauski · · Score: 4, Funny

      A few years ago my former company sent out a memo that they had become aware that bottles of explosives were being stored in the building, and that hydrogen tanks were no longer allowed in the building. Some of our machinists had to do hydrogen welding and had the supplier call it diatomic protium they had no problems with it then.

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    15. Re:You know it's coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, it's got what plants need!

    16. Re:You know it's coming by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think the number one psychiatric diagnostic tool to recognize Asperger's sufferers is whether the patient actually thinks that tired old joke is still funny.

      Like I'd care. Technically, it's the people I talk to that suffer from my Asperger's.

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    17. Re:You know it's coming by LWATCDR · · Score: 1
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    18. Re:You know it's coming by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Also, if inhaled at room temperature it is fatal.

      If you don't inhale some of it at room temperature your mucous membranes will dry out and you'll die from unending nosebleeds.

    19. Re:You know it's coming by Githaron · · Score: 2

      I remember seeing a petition against dihydrogen monoxide years ago and was amazed at all the signatures. I mean it's really simple junior high level chemistry and thousands of people didn't get it.

      Signatures for causes are fairly easy to get in meatspace. You just have to make what you are advocating sound important. They are not exactly going to research the issue independently while you are standing there waiting for a signature. They will sign just to get you to go away.

      Doing the same thing online is a little harder. Google is too easy to use when you are sitting at a computer. Also, the people signing a online petition are usually the ones looking for a petition to sign.

    20. Re:You know it's coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DHMO is bad stuff. Check out this website: http://www.dhmo.org/

      Hopefully the EPA will do something about it.

    21. Re:You know it's coming by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      I like the lines "causes tissue damage in its solid form" and "causes 3rd-degree burns in its gaseous forms".

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    22. Re:You know it's coming by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

      I remember that. Keep in mind that most people will sign any petition you put in front of them that sounds urgent and seems semi-credible.

      It isn't much different than the petition to end women's suffrage.

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    23. Re:You know it's coming by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Humidity often gets around 4% here, and there aren't so many people dying because of it. In fact, so few people die that it doesn't even get on the news, or makes any dent on statistics.

      The fact is that if you drink enough water, your nose has a perfect capacity of maintaining its own humidity.

    24. Re:You know it's coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bloody hell, that's a fascinating (if disturbing) read. Well deserved +5. Thanks for sharing.

    25. Re:You know it's coming by Kirth · · Score: 1

      Even worse, Dihydrogen monoxide is well known to cause violent death if inhaled.

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    26. Re:You know it's coming by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      When I was in college a group of students from the geography department liked to try and get signatures for their petition to stop plate tectonics. I would always sign it as I found it quite humorous. I asked them how many people they thought actually got the joke and the best guess was that probably half got it and the other half fell hook line and sinker for it. They even had a bridge panel for it one year.

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    27. Re:You know it's coming by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it. I think I will have to wait until I see people demanding to live in houses that are made only from organic compounds including organic concrete before I am surprised by that fringe of society again.

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    28. Re:You know it's coming by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I would suggest that no one there inform them that there are pressurized tanks of a highly volatile accelerant there as well. Out of curiosity what where they welding where they would need to us an oxy-hydrogen torch instead of the more standard oxy-acetylene, oxy-mapp, or oxy-propane torches, or are oxy-hydrogen torches cheaper to operate?

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    29. Re:You know it's coming by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Atomic Hydrogen Welding gets much hotter then other welding 4,000C ,oxy-acetylene 3100C, oxy-mapp 2900C, oxy-hydrogen 2800C. It was either tungsten or a tungsten alloy they were working with for a rocket nozzle as tungsten melts at 3400C. Atomic Hydrogen welding works by the arc breaking up the H2 into 2 H atoms the two hydrogen atoms absorb a significant amount of energy from the arc. Then when the hydrogen atoms hit the colder metal they recombine into H2 and release all the energy they absorbed.

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    30. Re:You know it's coming by wikdwarlock · · Score: 1

      And Jenny McCarthy's boy got Autism after she gave him medicine that contained the stuff! Nasty, nasty chemical.

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    31. Re:You know it's coming by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Neat, I wasn't aware of atomic hydrogen welding but then I really only work with mild steel when welding so a MIG welder is good enough. The process doesn't sound all that different from plasma torches or welders.

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    32. Re:You know it's coming by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      That would be the deadly E290 in European food additive laws which if inhaled leads to rapid death but is used with impunity in fizzy drinks by the oh so evil puveyors of soda like Coke!! Oh those evil E numbers!!!

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    33. Re:You know it's coming by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Also, if inhaled at room temperature it is fatal.

      You mean in liquid form, I was moving through a large concentration of the stuff in gaseous form over the weekend (fog)

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    34. Re:You know it's coming by Idaho · · Score: 1

      Disturbing is very much the word you're looking for, indeed.

      Some more choice quotes:

      "Being a high energy oxidizer, dioxygen difluoride reacted vigorously with organic compounds, even at temperatures close to its melting point. It reacted instantaneously with solid ethyl alcohol, producing a blue flame and an explosion. When a drop of liquid 02F2 was added to liquid methane, cooled at 90K. , a white flame was produced instantaneously, which turned green upon further burning. When 0.2 (mL) of liquid 02F2 was added to 0.5 (mL) of liquid CH4 at 90K., a violent explosion occurred."

      And he's just getting warmed up, if that's the right phrase to use for something that detonates things at -180C (that's -300 Fahrenheit, if you only have a kitchen thermometer). The great majority of Streng's reactions have surely never been run again. The paper goes on to react FOOF with everything else you wouldn't react it with: ammonia ("vigorous", this at 100K), water ice (explosion, natch), chlorine ("violent explosion", so he added it more slowly the second time) [..]

      Or how about this one:

      But today's compound makes no noise and leaves no wreckage. It merely stinks. But it does so relentlessly and unbearably. It makes innocent downwind pedestrians stagger, clutch their stomachs, and flee in terror. It reeks to a degree that makes people suspect evil supernatural forces. It is thioacetone.

      No one's quite sure what the actual odorant is [..] And no one seems to have much desire to find out, either. There are sound historical reasons for this reluctance. The canonical example (Chemische Berichte 1889, 2593) is the early work in the German city of Freiburg in 1889 (see page 4 of this textbook), which quotes the first-hand report. This reaction produced"an offensive smell which spread rapidly over a great area of the town causing fainting, vomiting and a panic evacuation."

      [..] They were dispersed with other observers around the laboratory, at distances up to a quarter of a mile , and one drop of either acetone gem-dithiol or the mother liquors from crude trithioacetone crystallisations were placed on a watch glass in a fume cupboard. The odour was detected downwind in seconds. "

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    35. Re:You know it's coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is just Hydrogen Oxide. Like Hydrogen Sulfide, with the Sulfur being replaced with Oxygen.

      It is in the water supply and the EPA does nothing about it. Film at eleven.

  3. H2o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Dyhydrogen monoxide is a powerful chemical solvent! And I drink it every day...

    1. Re:H2o by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's why I like Duvel, it only contains about 92% of it.

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    2. Re:H2o by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 2

      You should switch to something cleaner, like Aquafina. I hear some of their plastic products have as low as 80% DHMO. The other 20% is primarily comprised of the same innocuous hydrocarbons you'd find in your toothbrush or remote control.

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    3. Re:H2o by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Drat; I already posted, so I can't mod you Funny.

      Well played, Hognoxious.

    4. Re:H2o by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Scotch, cask strength. Only 40% oxidan. The only way to be sure, except, of course, for nuking the site from orbit.

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    5. Re:H2o by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Duvel contains 92% of the world's water?

  4. DHMO by Megane · · Score: 4, Funny

    Need I point out the most dangerous of all chemicals, Dihydrogen Monoxide? Especially with this year being the 100th anniversary of the Titanic incident, where a large number of the fatalities were actually due to DHMO poisioning, a fact that the One World Government has covered up?

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    1. Re:DHMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I wonder if that website will ever site Penn and Teller.

    2. Re:DHMO by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 5, Informative

      Guys, I appreciate the joke, but the nomenclature sucks. Dihydrogenmonoxide is just not IUPAC conform. Or would you call methane with a systematic name of "Tetrahydrogen monocarbide"? Either you go with the Silane, Borane etc. nomenclature and call it Oxiran, or you go the usual way and call it Oxygen hydride.

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    3. Re:DHMO by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2

      Dihydrogenmonoxide is just not IUPAC conform.

      And that's sort of the point. Let's break it up.

      Di = Die!
      Hydrogen = Bad Stuff--Hydrogen Bombs, Hindenburg, etc.
      Monoxide = Bad Stuff--Carbon Monoxide poisoning.

      So, if you're trying to get the media to help with your culture-jam, "Dihydrogen Monoxide" sounds far worse than "Oxygen Hydride."

      Never let reality get in the way of a good story.

    4. Re:DHMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always been partial to Hydroxylic Acid myself, or Oxidane in gaseous form.

    5. Re:DHMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide, so if someone were trying to be consistant, they would call it Hydrogen Oxide. D2O ("heavy water", in which the hydrogen atoms have a neutron) is called Deuterium Oxide.

      However, one of the fastest ways to make a chemist think you're an idiot is to call it anything besides "water". And, yes, "water" is accepted IUPAC nomenclature.

    6. Re:DHMO by harperska · · Score: 1

      I always liked Hydronium Hydroxide better than Dihydrogen Monoxide as it gives an accurate description of its structure as well as its composition (and therefore its behavior, i.e. contributing both an H3O+ and an OH- to solution). Plus, it may even work better for the prank because unsuspecting chemophobes may recognize the 'hydroxide' from Sodium Hydroxide, a well known 'nasty chemical'.

    7. Re:DHMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the fact that D2O is referred to as deuterium oxide, H2O would be referred to as simply "hydrogen oxide."

    8. Re:DHMO by slew · · Score: 1

      So if we are to inform the public about chemistry, we should make sure everyone is talking about the same chemical. Perhaps we should be referring to chemicals using its chemical hashkey identifier like InChIKey=XLYOFNOQVPJJNP-UHFFFAOYSA-N. I'm sure that'll make things more clear for everyone... ;^)

    9. Re:DHMO by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't it be Oxygen Dihydride?

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    10. Re:DHMO by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 4, Informative

      When you only have one oxidation state, e.g. -2 in oxygen, you don't usually state the counters, since they are implied.

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    11. Re:DHMO by Artraze · · Score: 2

      > Dihydrogenmonoxide is just not IUPAC conform. Or would you call methane with a systematic name of "Tetrahydrogen monocarbide"?

      Well, it's not like it's entirely unbased: there's "dicholorine monoxide", for instance, and similar metal-free compounds tend to follow the same rules. Incidentally, the compound most like water, Hydrogen Sulfide, is also know as "Dihydrogen monosulfide". You can even have some fun with it too, and call it "Hydrooxidic acid" or something.

      I would also point out that "oxiran" is already taken as a name for the epoxide functional group. In fact, the IUPAC name for ethylene oxide, an extraordinarily toxic gas, is "oxirane". That would kind of subvert the misleadingly-named safe chemical thing. Also worth noting is that "hydride" specifically means a negatively charged or metallicly bonded hydrogen. Since water is neither of these (with the covalently bonded hydrogen having a very significant partial positive charge), I'd say "Oxygen Hydride" is actually quite a bit less accurate than "Dihydrogen Monoxide".

    12. Re:DHMO by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2

      Ehm, *cough*, ehem. Epic fail on my side. It should be "Oxidan", not Oxiran, that is actually in the IUPAC recommendation. On the "-oxide" or "-hydride" thing, on can discuss, it is pretty much on the boundary. If you go the oxide path, you should at least go with "hydrogen oxide" without the useless counters. Sounds pretentious otherwise. In the end, we (bio)chemists just call it "water", anyway.

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    13. Re:DHMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that Hydronium Hydroxide is dangerous, but Hydric Acid is completely contaminating our water supply.

    14. Re:DHMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OxiDane dude, not OxiRane.

      Oxirane is a cyclic ether, C2H4O, aka ethylene oxide.

    15. Re:DHMO by tinkerton · · Score: 2

      It's a funny site, but mostly the criticism on the use of "chemicals" and "radiation" is inspired by a backward interpretation of how words should be used. Most of the time "chemicals" and "radiation" can be used in a clear and unambiguous way, and people understand that their intended use is "harmful chemicals" and "harmful radiation". In those cases there's no need to insist on the long naming. And choose not to use the words when they are confusing.
      The rule should be whether the communication is clear, not whether the definitions are precise. Richard Feynman once elaborated on the distinction between precision and clarity. We have a cultural preference for precision at the expense of clarity. I mean we and here and now. We think words should have precise definitions. So then we get back at the DHMO site and it's deliberately use the wrong communication. In short, Deborah Blum is the victim of a few language myths.

      So next time your nature loving vegetarian green friend refuses to use the microwave oven because it radiates the food, the problem is not so much language but ignorance.

    16. Re:DHMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gaseous? Or vapor?

      The gaseous form is rather burny to human skin. Vapor form is where you get that nice soothing cool feeling.

    17. Re:DHMO by JDS13 · · Score: 1

      Lookchem says that the CAS registry for oxiran is 99932-75-9, but no suppliers have stepped up. Maybe preparing the MSDS would be too onerous.

    18. Re:DHMO by Fned · · Score: 2

      Or would you call methane with a systematic name of "Tetrahydrogen monocarbide"?

      You would if you wanted it to sound scary. This is memetics, not chemistry.

    19. Re:DHMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, it may even work better for the prank because unsuspecting chemophobes may recognize the 'hydroxide' from Sodium Hydroxide, a well known 'nasty chemical'.

      Maybe, but it's likely that a large sub-set of chemophobes would confuse it with peroxide and just think it's a hair dye.

    20. Re:DHMO by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      ... it's likely that a large sub-set of chemophobes would confuse it ...

      Isn't that the point.

      Back in grade school I used to get a kick out of calling the mouth breathers homo-sapiens so that they freak out and deny it. Even teachers thought that was funny 90% of the time.

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    21. Re:DHMO by sjames · · Score: 1

      Yes, half of it is the same stuff found in lye and we just drink it like it was water!

    22. Re:DHMO by CSMoran · · Score: 1

      Given the fact that D2O is referred to as deuterium oxide, H2O would be referred to as simply "hydrogen oxide."

      Protium oxide, more like. After all, deuterium too is hydrogen.

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    23. Re:DHMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would just go with hydrogen oxide. It would make sense given the common hydrogen peroxide. This would match with another naming convention, where adding the 'per' prefix adds an additional oxygen, like in the common anions chlorate and perchlorate.

    24. Re:DHMO by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Guys, I appreciate the joke, but the nomenclature sucks. Dihydrogenmonoxide is just not IUPAC conform.

      Bravo! Your post illustrates that the wags who like to bring up the tired old DHM joke aren't as clever as they might presume about chemicals.

      Rant on.........

      At the possible expense of ruining all the fun, my own read on why so many people are phobic regarding chemicals isn't necessarily stupidity and ignorance, but a combination of real world experience and anecdotal experience, plus a lot of lies they have been told. And ridicule too. So they think that a safe course is to assume that all "chemicals" are bad.

      Contact dermatitis from cleaning solutions is not a mental issue. I obtained a nice case from photographic chemicals which spread over my hands - made worse by latex gloves I wore in an effort to keep the chemicals away. Interesting enough, a cream of various chemicals cured it right up - but the lay person thinks of that as "medicine", not chemicals.

      Interesting that some of the chemicals in photo processing - like Sodium EDTA, snd Sodium Sulfite are used in cleaning soultions and salad lettuce "freshener" respectivley. Not with universal good results either.

      As for the lies, Love Canal was not the cause of any of the people who lived there's illnesses. Minimata? There's a scary story,

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minamata_disease Just some quick examples.

      Then there is the ridicule factor. While the Dihydrogen Monoxide joke was funny the first dozen times or so, it in reality is a symptom of the problem. And for the geniuses out there, it is entirely possible to suffer and or die from water intoxication.

      During the Fukushima Tsunami/Powerplant disaster, the riducule was out in full force here on Slashdot. While the wags were decrying the stupidity of people who thought that maybe something bad was going on, those same fools were able to view the destruction caused specifically by the reactor problems, not those caused by the Tsunami. The initial figures of radiation release have been updated to new levels of 15,000 TBq for the combined amount of iodine-131 and caesium-137. Not so good, given that TEPCO initially told people the release was only 4,720 TBq. There's a lot more info, but this is only used as an example.

      So while chemophobia is absolutely wrong, it is perfectly understandible why most people have the affliction. They've been able to see the damage, sometimes to themselves, and they've been lied to and ridiculed. What prudent person wouldn't adopt a "I don't know what is good, and what isn't, so I just have to presume it's all bed" attitude.

      The cure of course is education, and for crissakes stop the lying,

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    25. Re:DHMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guys, I appreciate the joke, but the nomenclature sucks. Dihydrogenmonoxide is just not IUPAC conform. Or would you call methane with a systematic name of "Tetrahydrogen monocarbide"? Either you go with the Silane, Borane etc. nomenclature and call it Oxiran, or you go the usual way and call it Oxygen hydride.

      You're kind of missing the point. We call it Di hydrogen monoxide because anybody who has a vague recollection of chemistry in high school can rebuild the H2O nomenclature even though the term is not strictly correct. Calling it Oxiran or Oxygen Hydride just makes it that much harder for members of the general public to recognize it as water.
      In other words, we were giving them a chance to not fall for the ruse, as opposed to trying to be fully accurate in our description of the compound.

    26. Re:DHMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carbon monoxide?

    27. Re:DHMO by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      The radiation from all the sources of light in the world terrifies me, I hate radiation! /sarcastic

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  5. monohydro dioxide by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 0

    This is a scary one and it's all over the place ;)

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    1. Re:monohydro dioxide by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 2

      Yes, hydroperoxyl is dangerous since it destroys ozone in the stratosphere.

    2. Re:monohydro dioxide by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

      Nah, I blew it. I meant dihydrogen monoxide. Never go from memory when you have google.

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    3. Re:monohydro dioxide by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      And it usually contains hydroxylic acid as a natural contaminant.

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    4. Re:monohydro dioxide by dietdew7 · · Score: 1

      Sorry dude, high school chemistry fail.

    5. Re:monohydro dioxide by sconeu · · Score: 1

      DHMO also contains Hydrogen Hydroxide!

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    6. Re:monohydro dioxide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, I blew it. I meant dihydrogen monoxide. Never go from memory when you're an idiot.

      FTFY

  6. Organic Food by zaibazu · · Score: 0

    Will save us What idiot came up with this label anyway ?

    Here in germany it is almost as bad, the products are called Bio-"whateveryoufancy"

    1. Re:Organic Food by the_humeister · · Score: 2

      All I know is that all the food I eat is organic. I don't know of any foods that don't contain carbon.

    2. Re:Organic Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will save us What idiot came up with this label anyway ?

      Here in germany it is almost as bad, the products are called Bio-"whateveryoufancy"

      So they trying to add "bio-logic" to the long list of redefined words and turning it into an oxymoron?

    3. Re:Organic Food by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      Probably the same idiot at the FTC or FDA who thought "natural milk" sounded like a dangerous substance and started prosecuting Amish-Americans (i.e. organic farmers), because their customers carried the product from PA to Maryland.

      Last I checked that's the customer who committed the supposed-crime, not the farmer. Arrest the customer. (Or better yet: Don't arrest anybody.)

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    4. Re:Organic Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An idiot with a sense of humor. Bureaucrats like to be funny too!! (Anonymous because I'm the one who came up with those names)

    5. Re:Organic Food by jdgeorge · · Score: 2

      In the US, the USDA certifies food products that meets certain criteria as "organic".

      Obviously, there are other definitions of "organic". Interestingly the definitions are not uniform across disciplines.

    6. Re:Organic Food by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Salt.

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    7. Re:Organic Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More bio-burden.

    8. Re:Organic Food by dietdew7 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought salt was a vegetable.

    9. Re:Organic Food by Surt · · Score: 1

      Salt isn't food. No calories. No fat, sugar, or protein.

      It's a non-nutritive flavoring.

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    10. Re:Organic Food by CrackedButter · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're thinking of pizza.

    11. Re:Organic Food by zerosomething · · Score: 2

      Actually it's essential "chemical compound" for life so calling it just a flavoring misses a bit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt

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    12. Re:Organic Food by gdshaw · · Score: 1

      At least those who describe food as 'organic' are usually correct, which is more than can be said for misapplication of the term 'organic salt'.

    13. Re:Organic Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I must have missed the systematic persecution of the Amish.

      Got an infowars (the only news you can trust!) link you can offer so I can read about this awful travesty?

    14. Re:Organic Food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a little more to the story than that, and raw milk is indeed more dangerous than pasteurised milk. The farmer was originally shipping it cross-state himself, and the later arrangements made were a pretty thinly veiled attempt to continue doing the same. It's similar to the situation with export embargoes. If I work for Dell, and I sell you a computer, which is then taken to Iran, I am not liable for this. However, if I know that you plan to take the product to Iran I must then refuse to make that sale. Setting up some kind of bullshit "factory sharing" deal wouldn't cut it for me, and neither did the "cow sharing" deal absolve the farmer of responsibility for shipping raw milk across state lines.

    15. Re:Organic Food by Fned · · Score: 1

      There's a little more to the story than that, and raw milk is indeed more dangerous than pasteurised milk.

      Not when it's produced properly.

    16. Re:Organic Food by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Salt isn't food. No calories. No fat, sugar, or protein.

      Vinegar doesn't have any of those. And yet it 's also in the food section of most supermarkets.

      It's a non-nutritive flavoring.

      By "non-nutritive" presumably you mean you could live without it. Please, go ahead and prove it. For the sake of the species.

      And no, you can't have stuff that naturally contains it. That's cheating.

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    17. Re:Organic Food by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I don't have any problems with people selling unpasteurized milk provided it's clearly labelled as such.

      This is speaking as someone who once foolishly drank it on holiday, knowing full well what it was. Someone who was already lactose intolerant. Someone whose family members from that area had drunk it all their lives with no problems. Speaking as someone who didn't grok that they had immunity to whatever the fuck was in it.

      Speaking as someone who was on the bog for three days, and lost several pounds in weight.

      Speaking as a fat bastard, no harm done.

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    18. Re:Organic Food by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but this is slashdot. All the aspies here prefer pedantry over pragmatism because it makes them think they're smart by applying a doctrinarian and dictionarian logic out of place:

      Yes totally a spear is by definition actually an atomic weapon! Are you like totally saying it's made of neutrons? LOL i pwn U!!!!EleventyMillions!

      Without getting too zen, if something describes everything it describes nothing. And let's face it, we all (by "we" I mean all people who can leave the house without their doudou) know precisely what normal people mean by organic food, chemical additives etc.

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    19. Re:Organic Food by arose · · Score: 1

      Organic was originally used in reference to food to differentiate it from foods with added inorganic preservatives.

      I highly doubt it was ever used to differentiate non-salted food from salted, so that use would be just as questionable.

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    20. Re:Organic Food by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      Actually, vinegar does have caloric content (about 87 cal/cup).

  7. As a former chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I find much in the popular media to be anti-chemical. Invariably, "Chemical" is used as a perjorative, almost always being prefixed with either toxic or hazardous. Further, it seems that the term "organic" means without "chemicals", which is idiotic, since Every! Single! Thing! is composed of chemicals.

    So, anyway, I have a wonderful time with the chemophobes, preferring to use the term "Organic" to refer to a class of covalently-bonded chemicals, primarily composed of carbon and hydrogen atoms, with various other elements occasionally found.

    So, most pesticides (with the exception of things like Bordeaux powder) are organic, as artificial sweeteners, etc. Water is never organic, btw.

    1. Re:As a former chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just beware: if you ask for organic salt, you should know what you're getting...

    2. Re:As a former chemist by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Chemical" is used as a perjorative

      Damn right, and I love it. When someone says something I don't like, I just give them with a disdainful look and say "I don't have to take that from someone filled with disgusting chemicals."

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    3. Re:As a former chemist by Mathness · · Score: 2

      ... since Every! Single! Thing! is composed of chemicals.

      Physicists, mathematicians, philosophers and theologians might object to that. ;P

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    4. Re:As a former chemist by MartinSchou · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Thankfully in my native language we don't use the term "organic" for food items - we use ... well, something like "ecologically".

      However, when I'm talking to English speaking 'green freaks', it is rather fun to point out that by their own standards dog shit is organic.

      The same is true for urine. Not only is it organic in the chemical sense (uric acid), but for people who swear by organic foods etc., it is also a wholly organic product.

      Granted, I rather doubt either of those are particularly healthy, but hey - at least it's organic, right?

      The whole organic vs organic thing reminds me of an old anecdote (not sure if it's true though).

      A news crew gets a call about a tanker truck crashing, resulting in a large chemical spill nearby, so they rush off to cover it. Two minutes later they get another call from their boss:
      "Don't bother with the tanker truck story - turns out it was only organic chemicals."

    5. Re:As a former chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to people out there developing software for the military.

    6. Re:As a former chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, reading comprehension isn't part of the software curriculum, although trolling does seem to be.

    7. Re:As a former chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      General physicists deal with hypothetic ideal shapes. Mathematicians do not deal with "things." Philosophers debate whether "things" even exist. And theologians are rarely concerned with the "things," more interested in understanding the sort of non-temporal supersentience that could sculpt a universe.

      So no, in general those fields do not care the chemist observation. Quantum physicists and string physicists argue about what the things that make the things that chemicals are made of are made of, and electromagnetic physicists focus on interactions that may or may not involve things as the carriers of the interactions.

    8. Re:As a former chemist by Jeng · · Score: 1

      Shit is often used as an organic fertilizer so any "green freaks" you tell that to should have the reaction of "No shit Sherlock."

      Then again it is most probably only considered organic if the provider of shit is eating organically. Not that that should effect anything at all.

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    9. Re:As a former chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Foxconn plant in Taiwan kills people and has directly been linked to a significant incidence of depression. It is used to make hardware whose only purpose is to run software. Therefore, software is killing people. All Apple apps must now be confiscated and their companies shut down by the SRA (software regulatory agency)

    10. Re:As a former chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Water is never organic, btw.

      Yes, but the water found in rivers can be considered free range.

    11. Re:As a former chemist by Sebastopol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Organic" pertaining to food also refers to production methods consistent with sustainability, not just reduction of carcinogenic pesticide use.

      While I also partake in the joys of shooting down uneducated neohippies who shell out money without a skeptical eye toward marketing (re: "all natural"), it's almost impossible to rationally defend industrial agriculture as a peer to certified organic farming. I know you weren't doing that, but it sounded like you may be headed down that path, so I offer my unsolicited comment.

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    12. Re:As a former chemist by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Actually, the media reflects the public: naive, poorly understanding,irrational, fearful, and too proud to defer belief to experts.

    13. Re:As a former chemist by busyqth · · Score: 1

      I don't know of any dog who eats 100% "organic" produce, gets no "artificial" "chemical" vaccinations, etc. making it capable of producing USDA Organic dog shit, urine or tasty meat. These 'green freaks' should know this...

      Well the meat is tasty, even if it isn't USDA organic.

    14. Re:As a former chemist by dontmakemethink · · Score: 0

      I'm no chemophobe, I just want to not put any of these 12 harmful chemical groups on my skin or down my drain. Unfortunately they're in EVERY!! SINGLE!! mass produced skin lotion and shampoo.

      (Had to upstage your exclamation point emphasis to show that even in the extreme it doesn't make words any more meaningful.)

      BTW the most common artificial sweeteners (saccharin, aspartame) are not only far from organic, they were discovered in labs by accident, not even trying to work on anything edible. See, if a sweetener is organic, it's not artificial then is it?

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    15. Re:As a former chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm no chemophobe, I just want to not put any of these 12 harmful chemical groups on my skin or down my drain. Unfortunately they're in EVERY!! SINGLE!! mass produced skin lotion and shampoo.

      Heheh. You notice some of those "harmful chemical groups" are "harmful" because they may or may not have harmful contaminants, even though they aren't harmful (that is to say, calling them "harmful chemical groups" is a lie)? Of course not...

      BTW the most common artificial sweeteners (saccharin, aspartame) are not only far from organic, they were discovered in labs by accident, not even trying to work on anything edible. See, if a sweetener is organic, it's not artificial then is it?

      Organic has a meaning. Anything with a C6 ring is most definitely organic, anyone who says it's not (i.e. you) is an idiot. Thanks for letting us all know, we might not have realized it otherwise.

      I'm no chemophobe, I just want ...

      I'm no racist, I just think all niggers should work for me.

      I'm no acrophobe, I just want to not stand near any large changes in elevation.

      I'm no bullshitter, I just say a whole lot of rubbish that's completely untrue.

      Get the point, bullshitter?

    16. Re:As a former chemist by jo_ham · · Score: 2

      Sticks and stones from the high horse there! That's quite a sweeping generalisation you have made there, that covers two whole professional bodies.

      You're justifying the nonsense, inflammatory journalism that surrounds chemistry based on cherry picked events? The history of chemistry and engineering is certainly dotted with many serious blights, but to tar the whole industry, and dismiss any attempts we make to prevent the spread of "chemophobia" is not really all that productive.

      Your casual assumption that I, and my fellow colleagues, treat human life in such a dismissive and cavalier manner is insulting.

    17. Re:As a former chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the only thing the military does is shoot people?

    18. Re:As a former chemist by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "Physicists"
      good one'

      "mathematicians"
      math isn't a thing, it's ideas and concepts. It's a great, one of the best inventions of man. Bit it isn't a physical 'thing'

      " philosophers and theologians "
      no longer needed, so who cares.

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    19. Re:As a former chemist by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Shit is often used as an organic fertilizer"
      Now human shit. Shit from animals where most of it is degradable plant matter, then yeah.

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    20. Re:As a former chemist by colinrichardday · · Score: 2

      Aspartame and saccharine are both carbon compounds, so they are organic, at least with respect to organic chemistry.

    21. Re:As a former chemist by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "saccharin, aspartame"
      of course they are organic.

      "they were discovered in labs by accident"
      Yes, and...? That doesn't mean they aren't organic..in fact it only means they where discovered in labs by accident. Nothing more.

      "See, if a sweetener is organic, it's not artificial then is it"
      false.
      It's artificial sweetener. As in not a sugar. as in no calories. It's still organic.

      As for your 12? you might want to move away from the propaganda pages and read the actual studies.
      Most of them are alarmist tripe, and the others require huge dosages.

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    22. Re:As a former chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Organic" pertaining to food also refers to production methods consistent with sustainability, not just reduction of carcinogenic pesticide use.

      Just so long as you realise that "organic" food production requires less humans and you've made a similar profound change in that direction!

    23. Re:As a former chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost impossible?

      http://reason.com/blog/2009/03/26/norman-borlaug-happy-95th-birt

    24. Re:As a former chemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you mean some kind of sustainability (such as environmental or economic), why not just say that? Why misuse a term so grossly? Some of the ideas under the label "organic farming" are good ideas, such as ancient traditions of using compost and crop rotation, but that doesn't mean the term describes a coherent concept.

    25. Re:As a former chemist by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Organic has a meaning.

      It has several, depending on the context.

      I don't think aspartame resembles a living organism, nor does it expand its business by increasing its existing operations.

      Your high horse appears to be limping. I'd get off it if I were you.

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    26. Re:As a former chemist by nemesisrocks · · Score: 1

      I find much in the popular media to be anti-chemical. Invariably, "Chemical" is used as a perjorative, almost always being prefixed with either toxic or hazardous.

      Precisely. "Chemical" is the new "Nuclear". Nuclear appears to have lost its flair in the last couple of years, so the big media outlets and 24/7 TV channels need a new culprit to pounce on. Your average layman doesn't know what a "chemical" is, and they're everywhere (toxic or not). Easy target for the media to use for sensationalism.

    27. Re:As a former chemist by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      One of my more recent thoughts would be to see if it would be possible to get a synthetic petroleum based fertilizer certified as organic. You would need to start off with organically grown feed stock to feed into a thermal depolymerization, biomass gasification, or Fischer–Tropsch like process to start with. I am not sure what else would need to be done to synthesize a modern fertilizer from this but so long as all feed stocks were "Certified Organic" I don't see a reason why it couldn't be a certified organic fertilizer. Granted the yields would be lower for a given input feedstock than starting off with petroleum based feed stocks.

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    28. Re:As a former chemist by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      It isn't just the green freaks that use it. In the spring time in farm country I frequently see farmers spreading it on their fields before they send the tiller through them. With the intensive farming that is currently done in the US boosting the organic matter (plant matter type, not the $13 bag of carrots type) and replenishing the nitrogen in the soil is generally considered good thing. Also one of the best manure spreaders that exists is an old mattress where all that is left is the springs and wire frame and just drag it behind the tractor thought the field where you dumped the manure. For smaller backyard gardens a great fertilizer is fish which is how I dispose of what is left after filleting fish I catch (or that other catch) as a side benefit you also avoid having your trash can smell of rotting fish until the garbage man come.

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  8. On the flip side by joeflies · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I find it somewhat annoying that there seems to be a mainstream association with the "natural" to mean "safe". There are lots of naturally occurring dangerous substances.

    1. Re:On the flip side by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      I'd be intrigued to study a chemical that does not come from nature (also known as the universe).

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    2. Re:On the flip side by OrangeTide · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yea, like grizzly bears. Those a natural, but they can ruin your afternoon.

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    3. Re:On the flip side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Some of them are made in super-coliders. Though you'd be hard pressed to encounter one of those chemicals.

    4. Re:On the flip side by drerwk · · Score: 2
      Do you mean element?

      chemical
      noun - a compound or substance that has been purified or prepared, esp. artificially: never mix disinfectant with other chemicals | controversy arose over treatment of apples with this chemical.

      Point is that the common usage of the word, and the definition in my dictionary means especially artificially produced.

    5. Re:On the flip side by swx2 · · Score: 1

      There was this brief clip i caught on TV years ago that made this exact point. It was something about steroids, and one of the guys that was promoting its use said "Don't worry, the stuff's all natural", to which another guy replied "So what? Heroin is all natural!"

    6. Re:On the flip side by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Ununseptium?

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    7. Re:On the flip side by geekmux · · Score: 1

      I find it somewhat annoying that there seems to be a mainstream association with the "natural" to mean "safe". There are lots of naturally occurring dangerous substances.

      Guess I'll take my chances with Mother Nature...I'd rather die quickly and honestly of natural causes than die slowly from the cancerous lies of greed and corruption surrounding Government-approved "safe" chemicals.

    8. Re:On the flip side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All natural injectable scorpion venom, get yours today!

    9. Re:On the flip side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always laugh at this too, especially with the latest stevia craze.

    10. Re:On the flip side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You will never take pills, nor accept any sort of intervention that doesn't come directly from "Mother Nature". You will never drive a car, now will you own any product that doesn't grow? Really? Now I'm wondering what you typed your proudly ignorant little message on.....

    11. Re:On the flip side by geekmux · · Score: 1

      You will never take pills, nor accept any sort of intervention that doesn't come directly from "Mother Nature". You will never drive a car, now will you own any product that doesn't grow? Really? Now I'm wondering what you typed your proudly ignorant little message on.....

      Short of being uber-paranoid about top secret gamma rays somehow emitting from my LCD screen slowly turning me into The Hulk, I really don't think I have too much to fear from my computer.

      And unless you have a rather strange habit of ingesting your computers when they've reached their useful life span, I don't think you have too much to fear there either.

      (In case I wasn't clear before, I was mainly speaking of chemicals that have been deemed "safe" for consumption, not general use.)

    12. Re:On the flip side by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 2

      Heroin is NOT naturally occurring, though. Morphine is.

      Heroin is made synthetically by attaching a couple of acetyl groups to the morphine molecule.

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    13. Re:On the flip side by polar+red · · Score: 1

      And unless you have a rather strange habit of ingesting your computers when they've reached their useful life span

      Actually ... we eat everything that is being throw away. ditching your pc in the garbage does not magically make it disappear.

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    14. Re:On the flip side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. Here's a nice piece of orpiment and realgar. Totally natural. Heck, stick a "Nature's Best Orpiment and Realgar" on the box and you could probably sell it as breakfast topping. It's even got pretty yellow, orange and red colors!

      Then there's the natural oil spills in the Gulf of Mexico (submarine hydrocarbon seeps). These things are like a biological oasis on the sea floor. Life *thrives* around them. But suck the same stuff up out of a well and spill a little of it in the water, or heaven forbid you get a little methane in your ground water, and its suddenly the most horrible, extremely toxic stuff on the planet. (Like most things, it's a question of quantity/concentration)

      We must keep our precious bodily fluids entirely natural.

    15. Re:On the flip side by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Ununseptium?

      Man-made elements are not natural... because humans are supernatural beings? Last time I checked, protons, neutrons, electrons, top quarks, tau neutrinos etc. are natural things. (I am a physicist, meaning I deal with nature.)

      (OT: Re: Your sig: If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I am surrounded by midgets.)

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    16. Re:On the flip side by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Artificial means man made, but as far as I know man exists in the universe.

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    17. Re:On the flip side by geekoid · · Score: 1

      ".I'd rather die quickly and honestly"

      honestly? what does that mean?

      " die slowly from the cancerous lies of greed and corruption surrounding Government-approved "safe" chemicals."
      uh-huh.

      Tell you what, you go live a cave. and welcome death at 35-40. I'll stick to living until I am 80+.
      I would rather die of cancer a 80 then die 'naturally' at 40..or 60.. or 79.

      Of course the fact that you post on /. means you are a liar.

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    18. Re:On the flip side by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Man-made elements are not natural... because humans are supernatural beings?

      Because humans get to define the word "natural".

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    19. Re:On the flip side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main problem is that "natural" is a nearly meaningless term. Morphine and cocaine occur naturally in plants, but they have to purified using mechanical and chemical processes to become potent drugs. Alcohol doesn't occur that much without human intervention, but yeast needs just a bit of help to transform natural things like fruit juice and grain into it. Most things we eat and drink need significant mechanical and chemical processing, such as grinding and cooking to allow the best use of their nutrients.

    20. Re:On the flip side by LWATCDR · · Score: 2

      Like Cobra Venom? All natural all Organic?
      Ricin?

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    21. Re:On the flip side by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Man-made elements are not natural...

      In the context of natural vs artificial, no they aren't natural.

      In the context where "natural" is just a synonym for "existent" and then yes, of course they're natural.

      Both statements are correct in their own contexts. Personally I think the context where saying something is "unnatural" isn't just a weird way of saying it isn't real is usually the more useful one. But it isn't the only one, to be sure.

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    22. Re:On the flip side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then there's the natural oil spills in the Gulf of Mexico (submarine hydrocarbon seeps). These things are like a biological oasis on the sea floor. Life *thrives* around them. But suck the same stuff up out of a well and spill a little of it in the water, or heaven forbid you get a little methane in your ground water, and its suddenly the most horrible, extremely toxic stuff on the planet. (Like most things, it's a question of quantity/concentration)

      You're literally trying to excuse the Deepwater Horizon incident with this crap, aren't you? You're kinda dumb.

      First, a seep is not the same thing as a massive spill. Natural seeps are slow and exposure to hydrocarbons is limited to the area near each seep. The slow leakage rate and exposure to other things as it seeps out of the ground permits decay mechanisms (including things like bacteria adapted to eating hydrocarbons) to break a lot of it down before it even reaches open water. As you yourself admit, it's a question of quantity and concentration, and guess what? The quantity and concentration and even quality involved in serious manmade oil spills is not equivalent to natural seeps. It's much, much worse.

      The other reason you are either dumb or being a disingenuous shithead is that the life around a seep is adapted to living off raw hydrocarbons and/or eating the things which eat the hydrocarbons. In massive man-made spills like Deepwater Horizon or Exxon Valdez, species which are not adapted to hydrocarbon exposure in any way (i.e. it is unquestionably toxic to them) were suddenly exposed to concentrations far higher than even the adapted species near seeps get exposed to. They also got exposed to secondary effects of those adapted species suddenly being given a massive food source. (E.g., it's known that oxygen concentration drops preciptously near huge oil spills as oil-eating bacteria bloom and begin using lots of oxygen.)

      We must keep our precious bodily fluids entirely natural.

      Personally I prefer to keep them free of things that are known to be toxic to me. You're basically saying that you're happy clappy fine with spilling oil everywhere just because there do exist bacteria and tubeworms and a few other adapted lifeforms which can live directly or indirectly off seeping oil. Me, I'm not so mind-bogglingly stupid that I've failed to notice that I (and the parts of the ecosystem which I depend on) can't do that.

    23. Re:On the flip side by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Depends on how they are disposed of.

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    24. Re:On the flip side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, always.

    25. Re:On the flip side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mother has a plant called Foxglove (or Digitalis) in her garden with very beautiful flowers. The plant is also poisonious and was used by assassins in the Middle Ages. But it's "all natural" and even "organic"!

  9. They can't even get "hacker" write by cpu6502 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They've successfully re-educated the public and turned a good word (hacker==hobbyist) into an evil word, such that stores yank magazines off shelves if the title says, "How to hack your Linux computer". And you expect reporters to correctly published chemical formulas when they never took chemistry classes in college??? LOL.

    (And yes I picked the subject on purpose.)

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    1. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by geekoid · · Score: 0

      the first us of hacker, and most used since then, have been to describe criminal activity. I'm not sure why people think it use to solely be a good word.

      Look up the first use of the word hacker . It was in the 50's or 60's describe telephone fraud at MIT.

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    2. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      I wrote:
      >>>>>And yes I picked the subject on purpose.

      Anonymous Coward wrote:
      >>You can't even get "right" right.

      Why do Anon. Cowards even bother to speak? They can't read the post directly in front of their nose. And neither can the moderator who gave him +1 point! LOL.

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    3. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by Soft+Cosmic+Rusk · · Score: 1

      You can't even read write!

    4. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>the first us of hacker... to describe criminal activity

      False. Prior to 1990, the word used for people with evil intent was "safecracker" or "lockpick" or just plain "thief". People copying games were said to be "cracking" the disk or program.

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    5. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by mmcxii · · Score: 1

      From what I've read the magazine wasn't pulled because of a title. It was pulled because it detailed potential criminal activity. I've seen tons of magazine that mention "hack" that never get pulled.

      I'm not saying that what they did was right, I'm just saying that you're over simplifying the matter.

    6. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's confusing the original history of the word with the MIT Hacks page (some funny stuff in there, no I don't care to link it).

    7. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You can't even read write!

      Execute him!

    8. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by mmcxii · · Score: 1

      False. Ken Thompson used the term "hacking" in matters of security exploits in 1983. I wouldn't be surprised if there are references prior to that as well.

    9. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>>>>And yes I picked the subject on purpose.

      Why? Do you think it made it more witty?

      Why do Anon. Cowards even bother to speak?

      Why do some think that that their opinions are so important that they need to take credit for it? Vanity?

    10. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Hacker may refer to:

      [edit] TechnologyHacker (term), a contentious term used in computing for several types of person
      Hacker (computer security) or cracker, who accesses a computer system by circumventing its security system
      Hacker (hobbyist), who makes innovative customizations or combinations of retail electronic and computer equipment
      Hacker (programmer subculture), who shares an anti-authoritarian approach to software development now associated with the free software movement

      Wiki does agree with you, however, notice the [citation needed]:

      Bruce Sterling traces part of the roots of the computer underground to the Yippies, a 1960s counterculture movement which published the Technological Assistance Program (TAP) newsletter.[citation needed] TAP was a phone phreaking newsletter that taught the techniques necessary for the unauthorized exploration of the phone network. Many people from the phreaking community are also active in the hacking community even today, and vice versa.[citation needed]

      It also says:

      A hacker is an adherent of the computer programmer subculture that originally emerged in academia in the 1960s, in particular around the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT)'s Tech Model Railroad Club (TMRC) and MIT Artificial Intelligence Laboratory.[citation needed] Hackers from this subculture tend to emphatically differentiate themselves from what they pejoratively call "crackers", that is, those who are generally meant when the media and members of the general public use the term "hacker", and whose primary focus, be it to malign or benevolent purposes, lies in weaknesses in computer security.[1]

      So that use of the word was in use at the same time. The page that deals with hardware modification doesn't list a date.

    11. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't even read write!

      "I can read reading, but I can't read writing." -- Brer Rabbit

    12. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by geekoid · · Score: 1

      did you even look up what I was talking about? no, of course not . You don't understand the simple fact that you might actually be wrong.

      http://duartes.org/gustavo/blog/post/first-recorded-usage-of-hacker

      I look forward to your apology.

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    13. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by geekoid · · Score: 1

      how quaint. Here is an actually article from 1963:

      http://duartes.org/gustavo/blog/post/first-recorded-usage-of-hacker

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    14. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      The word hacker has changed. Most likely due to the media using it (arguably) incorrectly, however since the word has changed....they now use it correctly.

      Sorry.

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    15. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by sjames · · Score: 2

      No. The telephone activity came later. It was referring to using surplus telephone switching equipment to run an elaborate model railroad. Then it was used for a particular style of exploration and software development on a mini.

      Playing with the phone network was mostly called phreaking, but occasionally called hacking. However toll fraud was a latecomer to that game and mostly perpetrated by people who bought a bluebox from a hacker but didn't really understand how the thing worked other than by rote and were certainly NOT hackers.

      Through the '80s, hacking still referred to the exploratory style and programming. Cracking was the art of removing copy prevention measures from software. The actual violation of copyright was 'copying', 'pirating', or 'yo ho ho-ing'.

      Note well, until the DMCA, simply passing around a few copies and cracking DRM were NOT criminal activities, they were civil offenses.

    16. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do Anon. Cowards even bother to speak? They can't read the post directly in front of their nose.

      Mr Pot? A Mr Kettle is on the other line for you.
      (No I am not the same AC from this thread. I am the same AC from the linked thread though.)

    17. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      Might help to read your own links: "This of course doesnâ(TM)t âoeproveâ that the black-hat meaning is the âoetrueâ meaning of hacker, just as âoeone who is employed doing mathematical calculationsâ is not the âoetrueâ meaning of computer."

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    18. Re:They can't even get "hacker" write by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And? "True" just means "current", not "original".

      You are arguing that the original meaning was for good. That line in no way conflicts with the statement "the original meaning was for bad". Quite the opposite actually.

      In other words, you're still wrong.

  10. Re:Chemicals are dangerous! by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    Crap, QuietLagoon beat me to it.

  11. Re:Liberal eco freaks by OzPeter · · Score: 5, Informative

    Science illiterate, social media sheeps.

    That's funny .. I was going to suggest Science illiterate, anti-education Conservative rednecks.
     
    It all comes down to ...
     
    IGNORANT PEOPLE
     
    I say ignorant rather than stupid because of something a colleague told me years ago:

    Ignorance can be cured with education. Stupidity can only be cured with a hand gun

    So as I am an optimist I am hoping for "ignorant"

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  12. I love chemicals! by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    I'm made of them.

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  13. molecules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the correct term is molecufear as in a fear of molecules, fearing what you can't see.

    1. Re:molecules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the correct term is molecufear

      THE MOLECULAR FEAR!

  14. Alarmists tend to have names . . . by InvisibleClergy · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...they're just usually not the right ones. For example, the token anti-vaccine person I know rails first about vaccines. Then, if pressed, he will say that the issue is the mercury. Then, if pressed more, he will say some specific compound involving mercury such as thimerosal.

    The point is, people can fixate on names all day. It's people's tribalism that's the problem. If one person has a terrible problem with one doctor, that means that he or she will tell all of his or her friends that doctors are bad, and science is bad, and that home birth is the ONLY WAY. And then he or she will go out in search of anecdotes and outlier studies to support his or her claim.

    And yes. There will be studies to support any claim. This is why news sources need to slap their sources' confidence intervals right next to any reporting done on studies, ever.

    1. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by jackbird · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What does your token anti-vax friend say while they pick up their teeth with broken fingers? If you haven't fucking punched them right in the face, you aren't doing your civic duty.

    2. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by InvisibleClergy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Haven't seen him in person since high school, honestly. Good ol' Facebook with the Facebook 'friends' and suchlike.

      Punching someone with a strong belief in something only strengthens their belief. I'd much prefer to convince them that it doesn't matter as much as they think, and then change their belief through reason once all that pesky emotion is out of the way. One asshole science-person counteracts hundreds of completely fine science-people.

      That said, if I had kids, I would give him a fucking piece of my mind, because I don't want their god damn disease-ridden kids getting my kids sick. And aside from that, anti-vaccine people treat autism like it's some sort of death sentence. Like any autistic person is instantly a pariah. It's the more subtle douchery of anti-vaccine people.

    3. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by cpu6502 · · Score: 0

      Or else they claim it has Tracking Devices in the vaccine.

      I am pro-vaccine and had all my shots, but am also anti-force. The government has no more right to force a needle into your body, then to force a penis into your body. Both actions are a violation of your natural right to control what goes into your body. Force is the opposite of freedom.

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    4. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by cpu6502 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >>>What does your token anti-vax friend say while they pick up their teeth with broken fingers?

      Yes because the way to deal with people who hold "wrongthought" is to punish them with brutality. Maybe even send them to a re-education camp, like they did in Socialist Russia. Are you a Democrat per chance? I may not like your opinion or your group (KKK) but you still have a natural right to express yourself using the body given to you.

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    5. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by zerosomething · · Score: 1

      Now now everyone has a right to be stupid. When they try to make laws to enforce "stupid" then you can punch them.

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    6. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by ChrisMP1 · · Score: 1

      Subtle? They'd rather their kids (and everyone else, if they convince enough people) get all sorts of nasty and possibly deadly diseases rather than be (gasp!) autistic. As someone with multiple autistic people in his family, I say fuck 'em with a rusty spike.

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    7. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by InvisibleClergy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, uh, the issue here is that people who don't do vaccinations are doing a disservice not just to themselves, but to me and mine. I don't want to worry about my kids getting something terrible from a third-world nation just because the kids who went out on a mission trip didn't get vaccinated by their parents.

    8. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great now we have a mixture of chemistry and applied statistics. A venn diagram of the intersection that properly use chemical names, and properly (according to the majority of applied statisticians) use statistics is such vanishingly small population that no reporter will be able to find such individuals except perhaps at a major University. It is my opinion that if a reporter could find such a person the dumbed down effort to speak to the general public would create such a strain in the human consciouness fabric as to create a rip. How many people can actually calculate confidence intervals knowing the degrees of freedom for the particular tests ?? I have a master's in Chemcial Engineering, and Applied Mathematics, and i still get it wrong sometimes.

    9. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do delusional deniers. Judging by your /. nickname & comments here, I would be surprised if you didn't think the world was flat, that the Sun rotated around the Earth, and that non-symbiotic bacteria aren't responsible for a majority of stomach ulcers. There is no New World Order, they don't exist, and the Globalists certainly don't have a eugenics agenda they have been promulgating for nearly 150 years. Now, go back to sleep.

      Thankfully, you don't have kids -- because you cannot afford to give away any portion of your miniscule mind. Vaccines were perhaps less risky at some point in the distant past, but that was before the crony corporate state came into being. Polio vaccines in India have been blamed for a dramatic uptick in polio there. UNESCO measles vaccines distributed in Africa have been blamed on the sharp increase in that disease there. Autism, other brain damage, and even deaths have been associated with vaccines in the USA and Australia. Now go collect your 30 pieces of silver, Judas.

    10. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by operagost · · Score: 2

      I agree that when someone makes an irrational argument, they totally should be brutally beaten. It's definitely the only way. I'm sure they'll see it your way once you bully them into submission.

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    11. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by operagost · · Score: 1

      News flash: nearly all kids are "disease ridden". I always get my worst stomach-emptying afflictions when I've spent a lot of time around someone else's kids-- vaccinated or no. Yours aren't little sparkling angels of cleanliness. And even if they were, if they had been vaccinated they'd be safe, right?

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    12. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by operagost · · Score: 0

      These kind don't care, because being vaccinated is for the "common good" or "general welfare". They talk about "herd immunity" as if it's an argument in favor of vaccinations for health reasons, when it's really just an argument for vaccination for political reasons. Forcing a penis into someone's body for the "common good" is entirely within the realm of reason, given enough time and "progress".

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    13. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Polio vaccines in India have been blamed for a dramatic uptick in polio there. UNESCO measles vaccines distributed in Africa have been blamed on the sharp increase in that disease there. Autism, other brain damage, and even deaths have been associated with vaccines in the USA and Australia.

      But not by anyone who knows what they're talking about.

    14. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by jackbird · · Score: 1

      It's not wrongthought, it's an actual threat to the welfare of me and mine. Herd immunity protects the 10% or so in whom the vaccines don't take, and blindness, death, and the other lovely consequences of *ENTRIELY PREVENTABLE* childhood illnesses are at stake.

    15. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course the government has the right to require vaccinations of anyone interacting with other citizens. You don't have a right to spread disease.

      You need to keep in mind that your right-wing crank views do not reflect reality.

    16. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by cpu6502 · · Score: 0

      >>>You don't have a right to spread disease.

      Agreed and if I am, they can quartine me. BUT I am not diseased, so they should keep their hands off me. There is no justification for a government cop to bust down a door, followed by a nurse, and hold-down either you or your kids to forcibly rape..... er, I mean inject them. That is a violation of bodily rights. (And yes that has happened in states like California and Texas.)

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    17. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by geekoid · · Score: 1

      maybe you just have a weak immune response?

      "And even if they were, if they had been vaccinated they'd be safe, right?"

      That seems base on some common misconceptions.
      First off, not all vaccines create the desired immune response. It's a tine percent of people, but there you go.
      Second of all, if enough people aren't immunized, then the risk for mutation begins to grow; thus rendering the vaccines less effective.
      Third, Other people such as kids to young to vaccinate, or the elderly are at risk.

      These are just some of the reasons we need to keep levels high enough to maintain herd immunity.

      Please stamp out your ignorance.

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    18. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a Democrat per chance?

      Obviously. I mean, the dude is opposing vaccinations, which constitutes a real and serious threat to public health. A republican, when confronted with a lethal thread, would simply shoot him.

    19. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by tqk · · Score: 1

      The government has no more right to force a needle into your body, [than] to force a penis into your body. Both actions are a violation of your natural right to control what goes into your body.

      How do you feel about religious nuts who believe in the healing power of prayer, to the point that they refuse medical treatment for their critically ill child?

      I see very little difference between stepping in and treating that child and mandatory vaccination. I'm for both of them. I almost died from whooping cough (pertussis) before I reached one year old. Sometimes, dragging them kicking and screaming into the present is justified, merciful even.

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    20. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes because the way to deal with people who hold "wrongthought" is to punish them with brutality.

      Who said anything about "wrongthought" being the reason?

      When someone states directly to my face that they intend to harm or even kill me, that would be the reason I defend myself against that person. Unless of course by "wrongthink" you mean they are having wrong thoughts about my demise, in which case I still fail to see why you think that isn't worth defending against.

    21. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aah, reeducation camps ... In this case re-education is not possible, since obviously the education didnt happen. The visceral reaction of a good nose punch can be understood, when you realize those morons are just not hurting their children, the are hurting MINE!

    22. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Personally I believe that they should treated the same, let them have their wacky beliefs but once harm comes then deal with them. In the case of using prayer to heal critical illness that could have been easily treated then charge the former parents with negligent homicide. The harder case would be with the anti-vax people unless their child was severely harmed or killed by not getting a the vaccination. Here if an anti-vax person's child gets my child sick they should have to pay for treatment but the problem lies in proving it. Also if we would need to keep the unvaccinated children out of the general school population to protect those who may not be immune. Now I don't advocate doing this for individuals who medically can't get vaccinated as they are only dependent on herd immunity but these are a small minority of individuals.

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    23. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      Rape is rape, whether done with a needle or penis or dildo. You don't have a right to forcibly rape someone, and invade their body, just to conform to your beliefs. That's the nonsense the Germans did to justify injecting their own citizens with various "experimental" chemicals. Or that our own government does to justify tainting the water with fluoride.

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    24. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by tqk · · Score: 1

      The government has no more right to force a needle into your body, [than] to force a penis into your body.

      How do you feel about religious nuts who believe in the healing power of prayer, to the point that they refuse medical treatment for their critically ill child? I see very little difference between stepping in and treating that child and mandatory vaccination.

      In the case of using prayer to heal critical illness that could have been easily treated then charge the former parents with negligent homicide.

      Body count: one dead child.

      The harder case would be with the anti-vax people unless their child was severely harmed or killed by not getting the vaccination.

      You're not really thinking this through. I'm generally not much of a Think of the children!!! sort of person, but I do recognize kids are vulnerable and their survival is at the whim of their parents. If the parents get thrown in jail because their stupidity/ignorance killed their kid, that's not going to do that kid much good when s/he's dead.

      Add to that the urgency factor. Critical life-saving medical care vs. vaccination; the latter is long term (problems may never show up), and the former is very short term (the kid may die at any moment).

      "The State" and "The Authorities" are not very high on my list of considerations either (I'm small "l" libertarian/Objectivist; it's complicated :-), but I do think we all owe that kid enough sensibility that we don't let him get killed needlessly through ignorance. That's the crux of civilization of civilization for me. Kids are usually innocent noncombatants. They deserve our consideration even if their parents don't.

      Have fun, and try not to hurt anyone while doing it. :-)

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    25. Re:Alarmists tend to have names . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rape is rape, whether done with a needle or penis or dildo or an invisible-to-the-naked-eye virus.

      You seemed so preoccupied with what the pro-vaccine crowd was doing to the anti-vaccine crowd, that I thought I'd help by pointing out that anti-vaxxers are "raping" pro-vaxxers just the same.

      You may have the right to remain un-vaccinated, but you do not have the right to "rape" me with your germs and viruses and such. Which is exactly what you are doing when you venture out into society at large.

  15. Good by geekoid · · Score: 1

    well done, more people need to make these demands on journalists.

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    1. Re:Good by Hartree · · Score: 1

      That may just be trying to teach a pig to sing.

      Truth or responsibility has nothing to do with it. Many journalists and newspapers will sing this song as long as it sells papers or gets rating/views.

      Those who know/care are too few in number to change the readership significantly.

  16. GOOD LORD I JUST DRANK SOME!!!! by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    I'm drinking soda and it's listed on the back as an ingredient! What can I do?!?

    1. Re:GOOD LORD I JUST DRANK SOME!!!! by Picass0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Shit, responded to wrong parent. When is Slashdot going to get a comment "edit"?

    2. Re:GOOD LORD I JUST DRANK SOME!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finger down the throat, purge what you can and then call Poison Control

    3. Re:GOOD LORD I JUST DRANK SOME!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit, responded to wrong parent. When is Slashdot going to get a comment "edit"?

      When the human race runs out of trolls back-editing their posts to twist their own words. So, let's go with "never", since the occasional accidental mis-replying is far less damaging to sane, productive discussion than "HA LAWL I NEVER SAID TAHT LAWL REED MY POST LAWL", and Slashdot knows this from a decade or so of experience with the internet.

    4. Re:GOOD LORD I JUST DRANK SOME!!!! by tom17 · · Score: 1

      I phoned them and they told me to drink MORE!

      Is this world full of crazies???

    5. Re:GOOD LORD I JUST DRANK SOME!!!! by FrankSchwab · · Score: 1

      Did you just write

      sane, productive discussion

      and

      Slashdot

      in the same sentence?

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    6. Re:GOOD LORD I JUST DRANK SOME!!!! by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Sorry, dude, but you're fucked. The stuff is poisonous and there's no antidote, everyone who has ever ingested the vile substance either has died or will die. It's insidious, the most addictive substance ever discovered. Withdrawal is fatal in 100% of all cases, and sooner or later you'll succumb to the poison and die anyway. The only good thing is it usually takes decades and once in a while over a century to kill the user.

    7. Re:GOOD LORD I JUST DRANK SOME!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, dude, but you're fucked. The stuff is poisonous and there's no antidote, everyone who has ever ingested the vile substance either has died or will die. It's insidious, the most addictive substance ever discovered. Withdrawal is fatal in 100% of all cases, and sooner or later you'll succumb to the poison and die anyway. The only good thing is it usually takes decades and once in a while over a century to kill the user.

      Yeah, but it's a gateway drug. Every heroin user, every meth user, every cocaine user, even the stoner hippie down the street. They all started off as a DMHO users.

      Oxidane/DMHO: Not even once.

    8. Re:GOOD LORD I JUST DRANK SOME!!!! by istartedi · · Score: 1

      When is Slashdot going to get a comment "edit"?

      They already have it, as long as your comment is only in your .sig. This is why I have decided that I am "stuck" with my .sig. Changing it would lead to too many nonsequiturs strewn throughout the archives. Obviously you wouldn't want this problem with comments in general. Picture somebody posting something decent, getting general agreeement, and then substituting racist flamebait just before archiving. What do you do? Annotate all followups with the fact that they are replying to a modified post? Maybe a limited form of modification would work, with the original post displayed with strikethrough and/or limits on how many lines of diff you can have. It's still messy though, and I think they have their hands full as it is. Now, would Slashdot please fix it so that the .sig is archived as plain text rather then being dynamicly generated in archived posts?

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  17. Want fear, use the scientific name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've notice that whenever they want people to be afraid of something, they always use the scientific name. Don't want people to drink sea water, tell them that the sodium chloride and other fancy salt names are poisonous; hydrocarbons and polyethylene discovered in the Pacific Gyre; and other such nonsense.

  18. Electrolytes! by hansbrix · · Score: 2

    It's what plants crave!

  19. Re:Beware Dihydrogen Monoxide by 0p7imu5_P2im3 · · Score: 1

    Yes! Dihydrogen Monoxide is so prevalent in our polluted environment that we likely breath it in with every breath we take!

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  20. Better living through chemistry by cdrguru · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry, but once that phrase was co-opted by the enviro-wackos to mean that all chemicals were bad it should have been clear that things were going to take a turn for the worse. Today it is clear to everyone that "chemicals" are bad. Nearly everyone does not understand that "chemicals" are things that are present in the heavily filtered water you are drinking, the nice organic food you are eating and in the very air you are breathing. Most people think you can filter out all the "chemicals" and that if you do not, you aren't safe.

    This has been going on since the 1970s and with 40 years of it behind us there is almost nothing anyone is going to be able to do to stop it.

    We have politicians that believe this or at least profess to agree with their constituents who believe it. Laws are being made to accomodate these beliefs.

    1. Re:Better living through chemistry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Common language just isn't exact. When people say they want to filter the chemicals out of their water it's pretty clear that they'd like to get as close to H2O as possible and filter out other chemicals even if they are healthy. When people say they don't want chemicals on/in their apples it's pretty clear that they don't mean the sucrose that occurs naturally in them, they mean specifically the chemicals that are specifically designed to kill insects or drive off other pests. Worrying that the "lingo" has been co-opted by the "enviro-wackos" is just being pedantic. People want foods in their purest naturally occurring form and are willing to pay a premium for that, so why not let them?

    2. Re:Better living through chemistry by sir-gold · · Score: 1

      The word "Drugs" has also shared a similar fate. I'm so sick of people saying "drugs are bad" and "don't do drugs". without realizing that ALL medications are drugs

    3. Re:Better living through chemistry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is not just imprecise language, but the general misperception that "natural" or "pure" is the same as healthy. It's even sillier when you consider that naturally, things don't tend to be very pure. But in general, the healthiest water supplies are not necessarily the purest. Some level of chlorine or other disinfectant is necessary to reduce waterborne diseases. Before modern water treatment systems using chlorination, people in urban areas often relied on significantly less pure sources like beer if they wanted to avoid illness.

  21. We are so far down the moron path by ddd0004 · · Score: 1

    It's probably better just to accept it at this point. We believe marketing over scientifically proven facts by an overwhelming margin. I'm just going to enjoy my gentleman's latte with happy ending and the latest episode of "Ow! my balls"

    Enough of this, I need to go water my lawn with Brawndo. It's got what plants crave.

    1. Re:We are so far down the moron path by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice.
      An obscure reference to the movie "Idiocracy"? I would mod your score upwards if I could ...

  22. Irritated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I am a chemist, and the word "chemical" has become anathema to the public based on irresponsible reporting. It irritates me everytime I see it. YOU are made up of chemicals. The problem is that people are scientifically illiterate, including most reporters, so being more specific is too difficult for the reporters and irrelevant for most of the public. Yeah, I'm a little cynical.

  23. Just say no by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    We've been told for decades to "just say no" to drugs. Is the fact that some folks internalized the concept really so surprising?

    Remember, "better living through chemistry" means drug abuse as surely as "gay" means homosexual.

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  24. chemophobia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Science reporting in general is quite bad, so this isn't surprising. However, I hope articles like this aren't cited by the ignorant to justify all manner of chemicals - many of which ARE harmful. We would all benefit for higher standards of testing, and a saner approach to approving or rejecting potentially toxic chemicals.

    While the ideal would be for everyone to be educated, that's not going to happen. It is far better for the ignorant to be skeptical than to be trusting, and I'd much rather see chemophobia than blind acceptance.

  25. DHMO Poisoning is not what you think by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2

    Especially with this year being the 100th anniversary of the Titanic incident, where a large number of the fatalities were actually due to DHMO poisioning

    No, most deaths on the Titanic were most likely due to hypothermia due to the cold water. Those that got hit on the head or trapped or were too infirm to stay afloat long enough for hypothermia to get them and so drowned died because their lungs could not extract oxygen from water. I am guessing that it is a very safe bet that nobody died from drinking too much water which is how you die of DHMO poisoning.

    1. Re:DHMO Poisoning is not what you think by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Exactly! They didn't have Wii giveaways back then.

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    2. Re:DHMO Poisoning is not what you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially with this year being the 100th anniversary of the Titanic incident, where a large number of the fatalities were actually due to DHMO poisioning

      No, most deaths on the Titanic were most likely due to hypothermia due to the cold water. Those that got hit on the head or trapped or were too infirm to stay afloat long enough for hypothermia to get them and so drowned died because their lungs could not extract oxygen from water. I am guessing that it is a very safe bet that nobody died from drinking too much water which is how you die of DHMO poisoning.

      You sir are a party pooper.

    3. Re:DHMO Poisoning is not what you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Especially with this year being the 100th anniversary of the Titanic incident, where a large number of the fatalities were actually due to DHMO poisioning

      No, most deaths on the Titanic were most likely due to hypothermia .

      That doesn't let DHMO off the hook. Few substances have such a high heat capacity as DHMO in its liquid form. Many victims could have survived the low temperatures if not for the presence of large quantities of DHMO.

      The DHMO relentlessly drained the victims' life energy right out of their bodies.

    4. Re:DHMO Poisoning is not what you think by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      I must have spent too much time on Slashdot because I get the reference. D:

    5. Re:DHMO Poisoning is not what you think by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Glad someone else caught this so I didn't play the pedant.

      That said, he could have easily rephrased it as "where a large number of the fatalities were actually due to DHMO exposure".

    6. Re:DHMO Poisoning is not what you think by Americano · · Score: 1

      Yep, drowning and hypothermia would have been the big two.

      As for those who may have *ingested* rather than *inhaled* seawater, they would have died from hypernatremia (too much sodium in the blood, not enough water = arrythmia, coma, heart failure as your nervous system begins malfunctioning) and dehyrdation from the enormous amounts of water their kidneys would need to excrete along with all the salts in seawater to try and maintain their blood electrolyte levels in a survivable range.

      Water poisoning (hyponatremia from too much water intake) will manifest as cerebral edema (affecting a host of cognitive and sensory functions) as well as putting pressure on the brain stem, which can result in all those important regulatory systems shutting down, leading to coma, seizures, brain damage, and death.

    7. Re:DHMO Poisoning is not what you think by geekoid · · Score: 2

      And as we all know, the Titanic sank because it was critically overweight with time travelers going back to see why it sank.

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    8. Re:DHMO Poisoning is not what you think by robi5 · · Score: 1

      and the root cause was the exposure of the ship to the aggressive metal-destroying properties of crystalline hidrogen-oxide.

  26. Re:Beware Dihydrogen Monoxide by oodaloop · · Score: 1

    What, like out of the toilet?

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  27. Re:Liberal eco freaks by skids · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To some extent, yes. On the other hand, our society is built upon specialization so not everyone can be expected to invest in literacy in all fields. Really where the failure occurs which allows irrational fear of "chemicals" to evolve is in the large number of cases where an actually harmful chemical does real damage, and said damage is denied and covered up by institutions which the public feels powerless against. That poisons the well, and after that, is is open season for sensationalist media profiteers.

    I find it hard to call a group of conspiracy theorists and/or worry warts "sheep" by the way, because the true sheep are the people that rely on arguments to authority to dismiss any disturbing information. Modern society is more like a bunch of confused squirrels.

  28. My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being the husband of a pregnant wife that has way too much time to spend on the internet, it does seem as though "chemicals" are, in fact, going to kill us all and that it's nothing short of a miracle that any of us survived childhood.

  29. Chemichals vs Minerals by fbellag · · Score: 1

    I've found out that people sees "chemichals" as being bad, and "minerals" as being a good thing. Also they see mining for those minerals is a bad thing, again. F

    1. Re:Chemichals vs Minerals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, minerals aren't organic, except for coal, gas, and petroleum.

    2. Re:Chemichals vs Minerals by fbellag · · Score: 1

      But most of them are "natural" so they are good, right?

      F

  30. Stop Being Pedantic by JLDohm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, they are using the word "chemicals" wrong. Get over it. Use your brain to substitute something that is correct and listen to what they are saying. Just because they paint all chemicals as evil, and they are wrong, does not mean that all chemicals are safe. With snakes, I assume they are poisonous unless I know otherwise. Why not do the same with things I put in my body?

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    1. Re:Stop Being Pedantic by sir-gold · · Score: 1

      Except you are MADE OF chemicals, and not MADE OF snakes

      Also, most snakes aren't poisonous, it's just the famous ones that are.

    2. Re:Stop Being Pedantic by JLDohm · · Score: 1

      Except you are MADE OF chemicals, and not MADE OF snakes

      I was MADE BY a trouser snake. Is that close enough?

      But seriously, it isn't a perfect analogy. I suppose the real question is this: Which is worse, assuming things are harmful until proven otherwise, or assuming things are safe until proven otherwise? (or somewhere in the middle that I am too lazy to define exactly).

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    3. Re:Stop Being Pedantic by alexo · · Score: 2

      most snakes aren't poisonous, it's just the famous ones that are.

      I don't care about poisonous snakes, as they are not a part of my diet.
      Venomous snakes, on the other hand, can lead to quite an unpleasant experience.

    4. Re:Stop Being Pedantic by MobyDisk · · Score: 2

      This isn't just pedantry. The problem with co-opting scientific words to have a different mainstream meaning is that it reduces people's ability to read and understand science. Someone might find a scientific article that talks about a new type of (soap, pesticide, fuel, spice) but calls it a chemical. The naive reader is immediately convinced that this new product is unsafe. This causes politicians to make bad policy decisions too.

      Scientists tend to lose in public debates against non-scientists. This is often because the anti-science opponent may use politically loaded terms to sway the audience.

      You can see examples of this in history (recent U.S. presidents) as well as literature (1984).

    5. Re:Stop Being Pedantic by JLDohm · · Score: 1

      This isn't just pedantry. The problem with co-opting scientific words to have a different mainstream meaning is that it reduces people's ability to read and understand science. Someone might find a scientific article that talks about a new type of (soap, pesticide, fuel, spice) but calls it a chemical. The naive reader is immediately convinced that this new product is unsafe. This causes politicians to make bad policy decisions too.

      Good point. I still maintain that all the self congratulatory posts about dihydrogen monoxide were missing the point. To often we are pedantic instead of merely precise.

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  31. Science Literacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is really a reflection of the state of education in our U.S. of A. I used to teach high school chemistry, and one of the first exercises I had my students do was to think of some daily activity and to really consider everything they did which made use of chemicals. Since a chemical is simply anything made by chemistry, everything they came into contact with was a chemical. Getting them to realize this though was not always easy. Is cotton a chemical? Yes! Is water a chemical? Yes! Is the metal of your bedframe a chemical? Yes! Just because something is created through a natural chemical process does not mean it is not a chemical. Most people however do not realize this, and do indeed think that "all chemicals are bad". The truth is closer to one of my favorite chemistry/alchemy quotes "All things are poison, and nothing is without poison; only the dose permits something not to be poisonous." --Paracelsus.

    Many students also commented on the different meanings of the term "organic" within the clasroom and the grocery store.

    One of the great chemistry writers is John Emsley, and his "Molecules at an Exhibition" is an excellent read about the chemicals around us every day, and the effects they have on our daily lives and long term health. If more writers wrote like that about chemicals in our daily lives than the public would be better informed.

    1. Re:Science Literacy by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Since a chemical is simply anything made by chemistry,

      How did chemistry make water before people studied chemistry?

  32. Whatever happened to ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    "Better living through chemistry."

    That was either DuPont or Timothy Leary's motto. I forget which.

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    1. Re:Whatever happened to ... by compro01 · · Score: 1

      It was originally DuPont's (They came up with it in the 30s), then it got cut down by 3 words (It was originally "Better things for better living...through chemistry") and re-purposed. DuPont dropped the "through chemistry" bit in the 80s and dropped it entirely in the late 90s.

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  33. The RSC have offered £1 million ... by Penguininja · · Score: 2
  34. no. morons. by swschrad · · Score: 4, Insightful

    you can bombard some people with facts, and logic, and 2x4s all day long, and they will stubbornly refuse to accept a stone-cold fact if it falls on their foot.

    they are beyond cure, or explaination, or apology.

    they are morons. their little pea-brains are furiously working all the time to reject information and cling to what The Voices tell them. they are not capable of understanding that...

    FACT: enough of anything is a poison.

    FACT: some stuff is more poisonous than others.

    FACT: some stuff is so frikkin deadly that if some nut whispers its name a continent away, birds fall in flight.

    FACT: grouping all these types of chemicals as one by either side of a stupid argument should require using those idiots as guinea pigs in testing all known classes of chemicals in LD100 tests.

    you're welcome. next global issue, please... .

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  35. Toxic vs. Hazardous by fl!ptop · · Score: 1

    I really don't mind the lax reporting, what irks me is when the journalists classify stuff as "toxic." WRT chemical industry, the proper term to use is "hazardous."

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    1. Re:Toxic vs. Hazardous by Penguininja · · Score: 2

      No, 'hazardous' is ambiguous. How hazardous? To whom? Via what routes? The correct terms are harmful (damaging to health at levels that might be encountered, e.g not eating 100 kg of it), toxic (harmful at very low levels), carcinogenic and teratogenic. The correct terms are here: http://www.hse.gov.uk/chip/phrases.htm This is why risk assessments in chemistry are carefully worded in some detail. You can't describe how harmful a chemical is in a single word.

    2. Re:Toxic vs. Hazardous by Penguininja · · Score: 2

      Forgot to add: hazards can also include flammability, explosiveness, damage to the aquatic environment, irritating, corrosive, oxidising ...

    3. Re:Toxic vs. Hazardous by fl!ptop · · Score: 1

      hazards can also include flammability, explosiveness, damage to the aquatic environment, irritating, corrosive, oxidising ...

      Yes, that's my point exactly. Toxicity doesn't cover all the ways a particular chemical or compound can ruin your day. Toxicity may cover whether you can or cannot eat or breathe the compound, but flammability doesn't have anything to do w/ toxicity. When preparing a manifest for transporting chemicals and wastes (at least in the US), whether the substance is hazardous or not is the primary factor to consider.

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  36. Re:Liberal eco freaks by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Willful ignorance can not be cured with education because they refuse to believe the education.

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  37. Re:Liberal eco freaks by MarkGriz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It all comes down to ...

    IGNORANT PEOPLE

    I say ignorant rather than stupid because of something a colleague told me years ago:

    IGNORANT PEOPLE with internet access.

    100 years ago, ignorance spread rather slowly. Today, you can convince 1000 people of some bullshit in a matter of seconds.

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  38. Both explanations are true by sam_handelman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Truth1: Chemistry reporting is as bad as all other science reporting.
    Truth2: The Chemical industry is as unconcerned with "externalities" as any other business.

      Reporters will get you to panic even if they don't have a good reason; the reason that reporters are capable of spreading panic easily is because chemical manufacturers will poison you in order to make a buck. So, from a certain standpoint, the response of the general public is rational - they don't trust the chemical industry, and they shouldn't, so why not err on the side of caution when dealing with certified professional liars (marketing, PR and advertising people). Particulates are bad for you; the chemical industry (and domestic manufacturing generally) denies this, but they're lying. Vaccines are not harmful; but they are a big emerging profit center for pharma. If vaccines were harmful (again, they aren't), would pharma lie about it? Damn straight they'd lie through their teeth. So it becomes a double problem - it's difficult to educate the public about what is safe (vaccines are safe), and at the same time it's difficult to get robust action on what isn't safe (airborne particulates are not safe; neither are most chlorinated organics, heavy metals, etc.)

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  39. TFA is about terminology by c0mmie · · Score: 1

    TFA makes a fair point that some authors will talk about "chemicals" as having specific toxic effects on certain species, without specifying which chemicals they are talking about. She is not arguing against environmentalists, though. Clearly when people complain about chemicals in the environment, they are talking about man-made toxins that need to be regulated better, not about dihidrogen monoxide or whatever other smartass examples people want to come up with. The fact still stands that there are A LOT of toxins in our environment, and that number is growing at an alarming rate.

  40. Re:Liberal eco freaks by Jeng · · Score: 3, Informative

    As a liberal that has lived in a commune (Zendik Farm, Bastrop Texas, late 90's) I can attest to the huge number of hippies afraid of "chemicals", Sodium lauryl sulfate (derived from coconut or palm oils) is one that really grinds their gears. Fuckers kept tossing my toothpaste when I wasn't looking.

    This is usually a liberal issue, unless you live in a cancer cluster and then you'll see a fair number for conservatives pick up the chemophobia banner.

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  41. CO2 -- the basis for most life on Earth by quarkscat · · Score: 0

    It is one thing to bleat in the press about global warming, which is happening to every planet in the solar system, and another thing to blame global warming only on mankind. Let's ignore the one factor that makes the most sense for every every planet in our solar system, changes in the Sun. Let's cripple all of the economies of the developed world, and send our wealth to the international banksters as penance for not being "carbon-neutral". It's not as if the international banksters, or Al Gore, don't have enough of our money already.

    I suppose that all of those robotic probes that mankind has landed throughout the solar system are generating so much CO2 from their internal combustion engines that we are causing the global warming of these other planets (besides Earth). It just could not be cyclical changes in the Sun, or the impending arrival of an exo-planet with enough mass to cause tectonic plate shifts and resistance to rotation of the Earth's molten core, could it?

    Focusing on CO2 levels, instead of radiation from nuclear power plant failures, use of depleted uranium for warfare, deadly chemicals in our air, soil, & water, and genetic franken-foods aren't the bigger threats is really, really short-sighted & misdirected.

    1. Re:CO2 -- the basis for most life on Earth by hawguy · · Score: 1

      It is one thing to bleat in the press about global warming, which is happening to every planet in the solar system, and another thing to blame global warming only on mankind. Let's ignore the one factor that makes the most sense for every every planet in our solar system, changes in the Sun. Let's cripple all of the economies of the developed world, and send our wealth to the international banksters as penance for not being "carbon-neutral". It's not as if the international banksters, or Al Gore, don't have enough of our money already.

      What changes in the sun? Solar irradiance varies from around 1365.5 to around 1366.5 W/m^2 in a regular cycle. Are you saying that this .07% variation in solar irradiance is the cause of global warming?

      Why does deploying new more efficient technology need to cripple economies? Even if you ignore climate change, there's still the uncomfortable fact that fossil fuels are a finite resource and while they may never truly run out, they will become increasingly expensive to extract. So maybe we're ok for 50 years, 100 years, maybe even 150 years, but it's cheaper and easier to implement efficiency changes sooner rather than later - much better to do it while energy is relatively cheap than to wait until energy prices have gone up to twice (or 10 times) what we're paying now.

      It's true that significant reduction in fossil fuel use will be expensive and can't happen overnight - it will take decades, but if we never get started, we'll never get there. Imagine if the train era had never ended in this country, and cities and towns were built around the trains - public transit would be much more affordable than trying to serve sprawling suburbs.

    2. Re:CO2 -- the basis for most life on Earth by divide+overflow · · Score: 1

      Focusing on CO2 levels, instead of radiation from nuclear power plant failures, use of depleted uranium for warfare, deadly chemicals in our air, soil, & water, and genetic franken-foods aren't the bigger threats is really, really short-sighted & misdirected.

      Or perhaps arbitrarily choosing one of the above to avoid researching is really short-sighted and misdirected.

    3. Re:CO2 -- the basis for most life on Earth by sir-gold · · Score: 1

      Do you have any evidence whatsoever that the other planets are also warming up? Especially since we have never even landed a probe on most of them.

      I suppose that all of those robotic probes that mankind has landed throughout the solar system are generating so much CO2 from their internal combustion engines that we are causing the global warming of these other planets (besides Earth).

      You know that every single one of the probes ever sent into space was battery/solar powered right? An internal combustion engine requires either an oxygen atmosphere or oxygen in stored tanks

      also, do you even know what depleted uranium is used for? it's used instead of lead in a bullet because it's denser and goes farther, not because it's radioactive. If such a small about of uranium could pose a threat, just imagine all the tons of lead-poisoning in the environment from every gun fired since the invention of the gun.

      I really hope you were were just trolling and PRETENDING to be ignorant

    4. Re:CO2 -- the basis for most life on Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your information is way out of date. The other planets warming thing turned out just to be conservatives trying to mislead us yet again. We've watched them grasp at various straws over the years, and the pattern of denial is very clear.

    5. Re:CO2 -- the basis for most life on Earth by colinrichardday · · Score: 2

      also, do you even know what depleted uranium is used for? it's used instead of lead in a bullet because it's denser and goes farther, not because it's radioactive. If such a small about of uranium could pose a threat

      There is some evidence that DU has had an effect in Fallujah:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallujah_during_the_Iraq_War#Health_effects

    6. Re:CO2 -- the basis for most life on Earth by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      Why does deploying new more efficient technology need to cripple economies?

      Ah... because they said so. And if you can't trust the captains of industry who can you trust?

      Besides, without that straw man they have no reason not to start promoting safe and efficient technologies and stop making money hand over fist by slowly destroying the planet.

      How insensitive of you not to submit to their obvious moral superiority.

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  42. Colloquial vs. technical language? by itsdapead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Isn't this just a case of colloquial vs. technical language?

    I think most non-technical folk associate the term "chemical" with artificially manufactured or extracted substances not usually encountered in our little corner of nature. Colloquial meanings often differ from modern technical usage (see also "organic", "work", "weight"). Words mean different things in different contexts - deal with it.

    By all means challenge specific cases of "chemophobia" but you won't win any hearts and minds by telling people they're stupid because they don't use the same definition of "chemical" as you.

    Also, remember the hidden wisdom of the old "dihydrogenmonoxide" joke: there ain't no such thing as a "harmless substance" and anything can be toxic or dangerous if too much of it turns up in the wrong place at the wrong time. I mean, harmless old Sodium Chloride might not seem a problem until every food manufacturer starts adding it in huge quantities to make their product tastier without paying for more expensive spices.

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    1. Re:Colloquial vs. technical language? by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Isn't this just a case of colloquial vs. technical language?

      It is more than that The colloquial meaning of "chemical" has a negative connotation. The colloquial meaning of "work" and "weight" do not. Furthermore, the words "work" and "weight" existed before their scientific meanings were defined. So the definitions are generally compatible. Unless we are in space, or on another planet, the colloquial meaning of "weight" is perfectly compatible with the scientific meaning. And no one confuses "work" as measured in Joules with "work" measured in man-hours.

      But with "chemical" we have a problem. People tend to think a "chemical" is some dangerous thing that a nerd in a lab came up with but probably has some nefarious yet-undiscovered health effect. That means you can prove that a "chemical" is safe scientifically, and the public won't listen. But some hippie extracts the "organic" juice from a coconut and even if that "chemical" is less safe, people will perceive it as safer. This skews the market. It causes people, governments, and businesses make bad decisions. People distrust chemists and fewer people go into chemistry-related fields. The doubt causes people not take their medicine, or skip their vaccines.

      It breeds distrust and harms overall public health.

    2. Re:Colloquial vs. technical language? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      I thought that food manufacturers used it as a preservative rather than flavoring. Indeed, until recently, most people would have risked higher sodium levels to avoid food poisoning.

    3. Re:Colloquial vs. technical language? by fearofcarpet · · Score: 1

      Isn't this just a case of colloquial vs. technical language?

      YES! I am a chemist and as in all specialized contexts we have very precise definitions for words when used in the context of scientific research. So precise, in fact, that interdisciplinary types such as myself have to learn how to speak "physicist," "engineer," and "biologist" because even scientists and engineers in other fields incorrectly use the chemical lexicon (as we often do the physical and engineering lexicons). Some trivial definitions can really muck up a conversation, or even the interpretation of an experiment. For example, dipoles in Chemistry are always drawn plus to minus by convention, but not in Physics or Engineering. Thus, sometimes it is the case that we are using the same word to describe opposite phenomena... it is literally ironic!

      Lest we come up with entirely different languages for every context, there will always be overlap with informal language. What I find vexing is that, for some reason, everyone can wrap their head around the idea of "legalese." As in "I can't understand this, it is written in legalese" even though it uses no technical terms--only very specific meanings for words like "shall" or "herewith." However, when a technical field is involved, suddenly it's incomprehensible that we could use words like "theory" to mean something that more closely resembles the common definition of "fact." As in "it's the theory of evolution, not the law of evolution." (I'm not even sure biologists use the word "law," which is typically reserved for a set of formulas in Physics.) The more esoteric a subject, the more it seems to suffer from this ridiculous blight of ignorance, and Chemistry is the premier esoteric science. I frequently read articles by "science journalists" (often posted here on Slashdot) that conflate organisms and chemicals, particularly in the context of describing why something is "bad" for you--because it contains some scary-sounding word! (Pro tip: Latin names are organisms, not chemicals except when common names for chemicals are derived from an organism, which is exactly why we no longer use common names! Bad journalists, bad!).

      If I may rant a bit more, the problem is rooted in the utter abandonment of science in core curricula (in the US). Everyone with a high school education has been exposed to literature and math, but not necessarily science. And the cursory science that does make it into curricula is too dumbed down to even really be called science. Every single high school graduate should have at least a vague grasp on concepts like kinematics, electricity and magnetism, the central dogma of biology, and a vague understanding of the chemical bond. At least then we wouldn't have intelligent, intellectual people like Kristof making absolute fools of themselves with their embarrassingly infantile grasp on the collective, fundamental understanding of the natural world. Modern American culture seems to take pride in their ignorance and lack of intellectual curiosity with respect to how modern technology works. It's a badge of honor for a talking head to be awestruck by some new medical procedure or to be mystified by how their iPhone works--wow, it's so thin... and shiny! Yet, at the same time, they feel qualified to grossly misinterpret a scientific paper, wade right into climate science and evolutionary biology, and throw around words like "toxicity" and "chemicals" without the slightest bit of hesitation, humility, or professional input. And from this ignorance flows a lack of a fundamental understanding of Gaussian distributions, dose-response curves, units (or orders of magnitude), or chemical kinetics. They want to boil everything down to "good vs. bad," right vs. wrong," "toxic vs. healthy," and view the qualified statements and precise language of experts as "weasel words" and a lack of conviction or confidence.

      Chemophobia is just another modern incarnation of the fear of ones own ignorance. Without the slightest understanding of me

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    4. Re:Colloquial vs. technical language? by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, the words "work" and "weight" existed before their scientific meanings were defined.

      Pretty sure that that words "chemical" and "chemistry" both descend from "alchemy" which certainly pre-dates any modern understanding of what a "chemical" is.

      Unless we are in space, or on another planet, the colloquial meaning of "weight" is perfectly compatible with the scientific meaning.

      ...until some pedant insists that your "kitchen science" experiment (that is successfully getting young kids to start to engage in a systematic investigation) is "wrong" because the kitchen scales measure "weight" in grams rather than Newtons. There lies the road to elementary school science and math textbooks with a reading age of 14...

      That means you can prove that a "chemical" is safe scientifically, and the public won't listen.

      Some of that blame lies with the people who told us that nuclear power would produce electricity too cheap to meter, that cigarettes wouldn't harm our throats, that asbestos was the building material of the future, that thalidomide was a great anti-nausea drug, that a 1m-wide strip ploughed around a field would prevent cross-pollination of GM crops, that feeding sheep carcasses to cows was perfectly safe and humans couldn't catch BSE (one UK politician even publicly fed a burger to his kid to prove it).

      If a supposedly reputable scientist can cause a bogus health scare by schilling for ambulance-chasing lawyers (and get published in a supposedly reputable journal), then its equally believable that they could cover up a genuine issue by schilling for industry. No wonder the public are confused.

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    5. Re:Colloquial vs. technical language? by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      Indeed, until recently, most people would have risked higher sodium levels to avoid food poisoning.

      Until recently, most people didn't have refrigeration, a year-round supply of fresh food, or much expectation of living beyond 70.

      Anyway, salt beef isn't a problem if you eat it with a mouldy turnip and a lump of stale bread. Its when you eat it with Granny's (tm) homestyle oven-ready turnip in light batter (with added salt) and a couple of slices of Braithwaite's Healthy (tm) Wholemeal-style Family Loaf (with now't taken out - but a shedload of salt put in to keep it moist) that it all starts to add up.

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  43. Beware Dihydrogen Monoxide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html, "Research conducted by award-winning U.S. scientist Nathan Zohner concluded that roughly 86 percent of the population supports a ban on dihydrogen monoxide. Although his results are preliminary, Zohner believes people need to pay closer attention to the information presented to them regarding Dihydrogen Monoxide. He adds that if more people knew the truth about DHMO then studies like the one he conducted would not be necessary."

  44. Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    inform the public with lengthy chemical names like perfluorooctanoic acid (PFOA)

    I'm not sure how that will inform the public.

    I'd guess plenty of college freshmen on science-heavy courses wouldn't know the empirical or structural formula, let alone know what its properties are.

    I wouldn't (it looks like an odd mixture of the old & new systems to me).

  45. Re:no. morons. by BeerCat · · Score: 1

    FACT: grouping all these types of chemicals as one by either side of a stupid argument should require using those idiots as guinea pigs in testing all known classes of chemicals in LD100 tests.

    Only "LD100" tests?

    But what if they come back as zombies? Would LD200 be sufficient? Or do zombies respnd better to shotguns?

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  46. Re:Liberal eco freaks by werewolf1031 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's funny .. I was going to suggest Science illiterate, anti-education Conservative rednecks.

    Let's dissect this, shall we? Just for shits n' giggles. :)

    Firstly, the offending reporter, Nicholas Kirstof, works for the NYT -- a publication that is hardly a bastion of conservatism. (Not a complaint, just an observation.)

    Secondly, you've identified a highly specific and narrow subset of "rednecks". Not all rednecks are anti-education, not all rednecks are science-illiterate (nor, by presumed extension, anti-science), not all rednecks are anti-education, and for the really fun part, not all rednecks ascribe to what is commonly accepted as conservatism.

    Tangentially, I've noticed a theme around here, which basically states that the terms conservative, redneck, anti-science, bigot, and racist are all treated as if they were synonyms. Such a thing I can only attribute to the left-wing echo chamber (note I distinguish left-wing from liberal; the two are not synonymous, and the former is sadly succeeding in co-opting the latter... but that's a different rant).

    Less generalization and black-and-white thinking, and more critical thought, please. And thank you in advance.

  47. Re:Liberal eco freaks by sdguero · · Score: 2

    The far right and far left have a lot more in common than they realize. I think it mainly stems from putting ideology ahead of common sense.

  48. holy shit, oxygen hydride! we're all doomed! by swschrad · · Score: 2

    those hydrides, man, they're reactive as all hell. why, this stuff will corrode even steel! it dissolves poisons and carrier them throughout the human body! oh, woe is us!!!

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  49. The sad part by reve_etrange · · Score: 1

    The sad thing is that people devote so much time and energy complaining about, worrying about and fighting pointless hyperbole when there are plenty of serious threats to our health out there. One example is the uproar about PG&E's new meters (which are wireless, and significantly more accurate). It's possible that everyone who claims to be worried about the "radiation" is just trying to prevent their usage from being accurately reported, but it seems like they really are convinced. That effort would be much better spent, say, trying to ban BPA.

    Responsible reporting about potentially dangerous compounds means (1) using their correct names and (2) recognizing that similar compounds have similar properties. How many news outlets are really so remote that they can't at least pick up the phone, call a local university's chemistry department and ask them, "Yo what should I call this?"

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  50. Chemicals = sludge by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    Tastes delicious!

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  51. Fly in the Ointment by jklovanc · · Score: 3, Informative

    There is an excellent book, Fly in the Ointment, that debunks a number of these kinds of issues.

    I especially like the one about peeling apples because they have been coated in chemicals. The chemicals they are coated with is simple wax used to replace the naturally occurring wax that is removed during the washing process. Why wash the apples? To remove fungus spores, dirt and insect eggs. Why replace the wax? To prevent premature spoilage due to excess oxygen getting to the fruit.

    1. Re:Fly in the Ointment by alexo · · Score: 1

      I especially like the one about peeling apples because they have been coated in chemicals. The chemicals they are coated with is simple wax used to replace the naturally occurring wax that is removed during the washing process. Why wash the apples? To remove fungus spores, dirt and insect eggs. Why replace the wax? To prevent premature spoilage due to excess oxygen getting to the fruit.

      But is the replacement wax good for you?

    2. Re:Fly in the Ointment by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      I especially like the one about peeling apples because they have been coated in chemicals. The chemicals they are coated with is simple wax used to replace the naturally occurring wax that is removed during the washing process. Why wash the apples? To remove fungus spores, dirt and insect eggs. Why replace the wax? To prevent premature spoilage due to excess oxygen getting to the fruit.

      If the presence of wax allows contaminants to adhere to the apples, and washing removes these contaminants, why isn't it a good idea to avoid consuming the wax and contaminants that are adhered to it? If it is a good idea, why isn't it a good idea to just peel the apple rather than wonder what combination of water temperature and cleaning agents might be required to remove this artificial coating?

    3. Re:Fly in the Ointment by jklovanc · · Score: 2

      Read the book but here is some info;
      Most waxes are bees wax, carnauba and candelilla wax, shellac or oxidized polyethylene. So the waxes use are harmless.

    4. Re:Fly in the Ointment by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Peeling apples is wasteful, and they aren't as nutritious. The wax has been used for nearly 100 years, and is perfectly safe. Go lick the cake frosting off of a birthday candle: you'll ingest more wax doing that than eating a waxed apple.

      I notice that you used the word "artificial" there in the same way that people use "chemical." You are guilty of the very mistake in thinking that this article is trying to warn people against. Do you assume the wax is artificial? Is it a chemical? Is it dangerous? If so, how?

    5. Re:Fly in the Ointment by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      If the presence of wax allows contaminants to adhere to the apples, and washing removes these contaminants, why isn't it a good idea to avoid consuming the wax and contaminants that are adhered to it?

      The difference is that in the environment contaminants adhere to apples. The apples are then washed and the wax is re applied. It this point the apples are boxed and stored in contaminant free environments. In effect the apples would be the same as one picked from a tree if there were no contaminants in the environment.

      If it is a good idea, why isn't it a good idea to just peel the apple rather than wonder what combination of water temperature and cleaning agents might be required to remove this artificial coating?

      Many nutrients are in the skin of fruit and pealing it removes those nutrients. Since most people do not compose, the peels add to the volume of garbage. The coating does not need to be removed at all as it has the same properties as an apple picked right off the tree(only less contaminant). Do you peal apples that you pick off trees?. The wax is extremely thin and, in the case of most waxes, the coating is completely natural.

  52. Not all chemicals are dangerous, but these are... by whyde · · Score: 1

    Not a chemist, but I really appreciate this blog about chemicals that seem crazy-dangerous:

    http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/things_i_wont_work_with/

  53. Re:Liberal eco freaks by jdgeorge · · Score: 2

    So you mean that discounting large, diverse groups of people by attempting to characterize them in 8 inflamatory words is unlikely to result in enlightenment or productive discussion?

    It is interesting to see a Slashdot user refer to social media users as "sheep", considering that Slashdot itself is successful because it is such an effective social medium.

  54. Terrorism by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

    I hate using this word as much as anyone, but, honestly, can't these fear-mongers be legitimately called terrorists? Sure, they're playing to peoples' fears and selling copy, but, still, spreading fear through either ignorance or malicious intent is pretty much the definition of terrorism.

    Why aren't we hauling these jackals off to Gitmo?

    1. Re:Terrorism by janeuner · · Score: 1

      Science, chemical, and terrorism are all words with specific meanings. They also have "pretty much the definition of" whatever the writer meant, which is the issue at hand. Perhaps the solution is a little less of the latter and a lot more of the former?

    2. Re:Terrorism by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      I'm referring to intent. I'm sure the NY Times - or whatever paper - author could use the proper technical terms and clarify every last little detail, but they don't want to. They want to scare people by being ambiguous, using dog-whistle terms, etc. Most of us here on /. get the "DHMO" reference, but I'm sure an unscrupulous media outfit could run a scare article on it and have people freaking out like a repeat of "War of the Worlds." It's almost like shouting "Fire! Maybe!" in a crowded theater, and I'm asking why these authors aren't hauled off to jail for it.

  55. It's an issue, people are working on it by zerosomething · · Score: 1

    See Sense About Science http://www.senseaboutscience.org/ for a wonderful resource to point Journalists too. Not just for chemicals but all Science.

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    It all starts at 0
  56. The New York Times Wants Your Eyeballs by bistromath007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In a shocking report released by slashdot contributor mcgrew today, the Times and other newspapers use "scare tactics" to "bring eyeballs and ad revenue." Experts were appalled to find that media outlets across the nation were engaging in what amounts to terrorism in a ploy to control America's eyeballs, extorting advertising agencies in the process. It is not known at this time what reporters want to do with our eyeballs, considering that it is currently illegal to sell human body parts; it is assumed that such large businesses would have a tough time discreetly participating in the black market.

  57. Free Market and Science by fermion · · Score: 1
    There are two things going on here. One is the free market. One benefit of the free market is that we are free from government control industry. Industry is free to produce what consumers want without regard to absolute safety or suitability for the intended consumption. So, we have cigarettes that probably end some life very prematurely in horrific ways, McDonalds that probably serve foods that will in some cases prematurely end lives in prematurely in horrific ways, and containers made with BPA, that may prematurely end lives in horrific ways. I think all these fears have so basis in legitimacy, and these fears have lead to great innovations. Cigarette companies are diversifying and have t find creative ways to market the wares. McDonalds is putting apples in the Happy Meal. And containers are increasingly being made without BPA. Sure, the manufacturers are unhappy because they have to invest in R&D. Some are unhappy, like the pink slime people, because the entire industry is going away for probably no good reason. But hey, that is the free market. Government cannot legislate that something is safe even if science says it probably is so. Ultimately the free consumer has that say so. And with the dramatic reduction of consumers ont he public payroll over the past few years, we are even less likely to have government say what we can and cannot buy.

    Then there is science. If we are looking scientifically there is LD50 which is half of some other illegal drugs. One can argue a pack a day gives you excess the lethal dose in a week, so how much is accrued over a lifetime. On could theoretically figure out a non lethal dose over a lifetime, which would presumably be less than a pack of day.

    Some scientists will just say that nutrition is simply vitamins, minerals, protein, and calories in versus calories expended. Therefore a healthy person can have McDonalds as a primary source of nutrition is calories are controlled and suitable activities are engaged. It is the same thing with BPA. Probably not a problem, so lets just monitor. This is the rational discussion.

    Anyone who believes that humans are rational agents are pseudoscientists of the economic or psychological form. While I encourage everyone to use precise language and accurate statements, this is going to do nothing for to the base rationality of the human mind. Using chemical names, and LD50, and maximum allowable dosages, is not make people believe that things are dangerous are safe. I am not going to voluntarily drink from the bayou even though it is probably safe.

    Of course when industry wins due to fear, we do not see these articles. Americans take tons of vitamins every year that are not necessary. Their production and sales is seriously harming our environment, and it is just peed out. Where are the articles saying that we just eat vegetables? Bottled water is also destroying the environment. Where is the article deriding our culture of bottle drink instead of just tap water? No, chemicals are good, and anything said against them is luddite. If we were "chemophobic" we would be taking much few vitamins, and drinking much less bottle water a flavor carbonated beverages.

    One thing I am sure that some might talk about is vaccines. They have a chemical that is probably safe in the doses provided, but some think it is not. So there is damage due to so-called Chemophobia. This is fact not true. The issue here is the government protecting drug manufacturers based on questionable "medical research" in such a way that innovation does not have to occur to meet consumer demand. In some way this protection is justifiable, but in terms of vaccine there should have been a more immediate response to placate the populous, as was done with BPA.

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    "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
  58. Re:Chemicals are dangerous! by harperska · · Score: 2

    As did half of slashdot.

  59. Vitalism lives on by drwho · · Score: 2

    It's been nearly two hundred years since Friedrich Wöhler synthesized urea, a compound which has previously been known only from biological source, from substances not of biological origin. This should have demonstrated that we are all made of chemicals, as are animals and plants, and that no substance exists which is not chemical in nature. Yet, this Vitalism persists. I don't know if Vitalism is the cause or effect of the Chemophobia which seems to be increasing its hold on the populace of advanced nations. I see both as related to the fear of fire and the disregard for human observation. The legend of Prometheus, and others like it, seem to demonstrate a recurrent thread of thought which damns such uses of powerful natural forces by man. In the twentieth century, the twin gift and curse of fire became more powerful with the harnessing of nuclear energy for productive or destructive purposes. In the twenty-first century, we are brought again to the question of Vitalism with the boom and boon of biotechnology, and this time the Vitalism is contained within the DNA itself, and when humans directly change these molecules, other humans rise up in a resentment that goes beyond reason, though it is often cloaked in arguments which attempt to manipulate reason.

    Chemophobia is merely another aspect of a widening rift between those who trust in reason and its utilization in the realms of science and technology, and those who do not. The anti-science people conglomerate in the anti-evolution movement on the right side of the political spectrum, and the anti-chemical movement on the left.

    1. Re:Vitalism lives on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but you're out of your mind. Introducing anything into your body, including water, carries a certain level of risk. In countries where people can't get clean water, they drink dirty water knowing it's a disease risk since they have no alternative. It's not anti-progress to want to balance risks against benefits, and it's completely crazy to take at face value what large, profit-seeking corporations say about their products. It is true, as I understand it, that every person alive today has hundreds of compounds and 'chemicals' in their systems which didn't exist or hadn't been refined in our grandparents day. It's not superstitious paranoia to think this might have some negative consequences for our health.

  60. Hydrogen by hawguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think the layperson fears "chemicals", so much as artificially produced and altered chemicals that are in our food.

    It's not the chemicals (or the elements) themselves that are feared, but what they do to our body -- and the lack of disclosure about what they are doing. Look how long it took to get the trans-fat containing partially hydrogenated vegetable oil removed from our food (which wasn't even removed, but when manufacturers had to report trans-fat grams, suddenly hydrogenated oils weren't so necessary for many of their products).

    So even that innocuous hydrogen that is so important to basic life can become a threat when combined with other chemicals.

    Of course, the Hindenburg disaster gives another reason to fear "harmless" hydrogen. (ok ok, so maybe it was the fabric shell covered with incendiary paint that triggered the disaster, but the 200,000 cubic meters of flammable hydrogen didn't help).

    1. Re:Hydrogen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not the chemicals (or the elements) themselves that are feared, but what they do to our body -- and the lack of disclosure about what they are doing. Look how long it took to get the trans-fat containing partially hydrogenated vegetable oil removed from our food (which wasn't even removed, but when manufacturers had to report trans-fat grams, suddenly hydrogenated oils weren't so necessary for many of their products).

      Let me guess... you're not a chemist. Because, if you were, you would know that the hydrogenation process converts unsaturated fats into saturated fats. "Trans fats" are unsaturated fats (seriously, even if you knew nothing about "trans fats", it's clearly on the first paragraph of the wikipedia article).

      The problem is not "hydrogenation", it's "partial hydrogenation".

      And, in the end, the problem is neither "trans fats" nor saturated fats... the problem is that people have no restraint. Our bodies are made to tolerate saturated fats, because we've been having saturated fats for thousands of years (see "butter"). Of couse, if your idea of a nice afternoon is stuffing your face with fatty food, you're bound to get health problems, even if you're having fully-cis unsaturated fats. Both trans fats and saturated fats (like cholesterol) are REQUIRED for normal functioning of your cells: the problem is, again, that people have no fucking restraint.

      The problem is not "hydrogen".

      So even that innocuous hydrogen that is so important to basic life can become a threat when combined with other chemicals.

      Of course, the Hindenburg disaster gives another reason to fear "harmless" hydrogen.

      Yes... hydrogen is so evil and poisonous. We must ban margarine NOW! *facepalm*

      I don't think the layperson fears "chemicals", so much as artificially produced and altered chemicals that are in our food.

      Well... if even above-average people (I'll go ahead and assume that, if you're on Slashdot, you're a relatively intelligent person) spread misinformation and FUD regarding chemicals, when they could easily look shit up on wikipedia, I guess there's no hope for average Joe to stop believing stupid irrational shit.

      TL;DR: You're wrong and spreading misinformation. Congratulations.

    2. Re:Hydrogen by hawguy · · Score: 2

      Let me guess... you're not a chemist. Because, if you were, you would know that the hydrogenation process converts unsaturated fats into saturated fats. "Trans fats" are unsaturated fats (seriously, even if you knew nothing about "trans fats", it's clearly on the first paragraph of the wikipedia article).

      The problem is not "hydrogenation", it's "partial hydrogenation".

      Lucky guess! I am indeed not a chemist!

      The very first section of the Wikipedia article on Hydrogenation states:

      Hydrogenation of unsaturated fats produces saturated fats and, in some cases, trans fats.

      Surely a professional chemist like yourself can fix the Wikipedia article to make it less ambiguous. And there are plenty of other references around that say that transfats from from a Hydrogenation process.

      While it may be true, if somewhat pedantic, to claim that only "partially hydrogenation" creates trans fats, it seems that I'm not alone in using "hydrogenation" as a generic term to describe the process.,

      And, in the end, the problem is neither "trans fats" nor saturated fats... the problem is that people have no restraint. Our bodies are made to tolerate saturated fats, because we've been having saturated fats for thousands of years (see "butter"). Of couse, if your idea of a nice afternoon is stuffing your face with fatty food, you're bound to get health problems, even if you're having fully-cis unsaturated fats. Both trans fats and saturated fats (like cholesterol) are REQUIRED for normal functioning of your cells: the problem is, again, that people have no fucking restraint.

      Wait a second - you say that trans fats are REQUIRED, yet the very Wikipedia article that you told me I'm too lazy to read says "Their recommendations are based on two key facts. First, "trans fatty acids are not essential and provide no known benefit to human health",[1] whether of animal or plant origin". Did you even read the shit that you told me to read? That particular quote came from the National Academy of Sciences.

    3. Re:Hydrogen by mirix · · Score: 1

      Full hydrogenation is converting unsaturated fat into saturated fat. (saturated refers to every carbon in the chain being bonded to as much H as possible - it's saturated with hydrogen).

      Unsaturated fats are missing some hydrogen, so the carbons will form double bonds to make things work out. The double bond doesn't twist, but is rigid, so it aligns things in one of two ways. The cis version is what occurs naturally, and trans (almost) only occurs during hydrogenation (some small amount of trans shows up naturally in beef, maybe other red meat, iirc).

      So, provided a hydrogenated fat is fully hydrogenated, it can't be a trans fat, by definition - as there is no possibility of a double bond occuring - it's just saturated fat. How well controlled the process has to be to ensure it's .999 fully hydrogenated, I'm not sure on.

      That said - the whole concept of hydrogenating fats was to cut costs, and turn cheapshit byproduct oils into ersatz-butter and lard. I'll take the real butter and lard.

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      Sent from my PDP-11
    4. Re:Hydrogen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait a second - you say that trans fats are REQUIRED, yet the very Wikipedia article that you told me I'm too lazy to read says "Their recommendations are based on two key facts. First, "trans fatty acids are not essential and provide no known benefit to human health",[1] whether of animal or plant origin". Did you even read the shit that you told me to read? That particular quote came from the National Academy of Sciences.

      Oh, so you think that your membranes would work without any saturated or trans-fats? lol. Yes, you're certainly not a chemist.

      Yeah... keep ignoring the fact that the problem is not "hydrogenation" itself, but "inefficient hydrogenation". IN FACT, if you take trans-fats and fully hydrogenate those, you get saturated fats: which means... the "evil" hydrogenation process can actually REDUCE the amount of trans-fats in a given fat mixture.

      But... yeah... keep repeating your misinformation and explaining to people all the dangers of "hydrogen" lol

      So even that innocuous hydrogen that is so important to basic life can become a threat when combined with other chemicals.

      I repeat: LOL. Actually, if you REMOVE hydrogen from saturated fats, you are likely to get something even worse (trans fats).

      But keep spreading your anti-hydrogen rhetoric... it's funny.

    5. Re:Hydrogen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, provided a hydrogenated fat is fully hydrogenated, it can't be a trans fat, by definition - as there is no possibility of a double bond occuring - it's just saturated fat. How well controlled the process has to be to ensure it's .999 fully hydrogenated, I'm not sure on.

      Correct. Well... if you use enzymatic hydrogenation, you can surely have a much higher efficiency than metal-catalysed hydrogenation.

      Here is an article on how people misrepresent and spread misinformation on "chemicals". And then you have a smart-ass claiming that trans-fats are an intrinsic product of fat hydrogenation, which is... quite honestly... revolting, for anyone that has a minor understanding of lipid biochemistry.

      That said - the whole concept of hydrogenating fats was to cut costs, and turn cheapshit byproduct oils into ersatz-butter and lard. I'll take the real butter and lard.

      Well... the point of hydrogenating fats is to change their physical properties (if you increase the degree of saturation of a liquid unsaturated fat, it will tend to become solid). The purpose is to make oily fats into "spreadable" fats.

      Also, just because lard and butter are "real" or "natural", doesn't mean they're more healthy than margarine (i.e. processed fats). Originally, yes... margarine was just a cheap alternative to natural spreadable fats, but food technology has evolved quite a bit since.

      Nowadays, margarines are (generally) more healthy than lard or butter, since we already know the issues regarding incomplete hydrogenation of fats, and the tendency is for the physical properties to be manipulated through other means (using natural emulsifiers, for example). It's useful to note that margarines tend to have much more (cis-)unsaturated fats than butter or lard.

      It's even on wikipedia: "If hydrogenation is incomplete (partial hardening), the relatively high temperatures used in the hydrogenation process tend to flip some of the carbon-carbon double bonds into the "trans" form. If these particular bonds aren't hydrogenated during the process, they will still be present in the final margarine in molecules of trans fats,[22] the consumption of which has been shown to be a risk factor for cardiovascular disease.[23] For this reason, partially hardened fats are used less and less in the margarine industry. Some tropical oils, such as palm oil and coconut oil, are naturally semi solid and do not require hydrogenation.[24][25]"

      My point stands: the problem is not hydrogen, but formation of "incorrect" isomers. And, again, even saturated and trans-fats are not exactly "poisonous", as both occur naturally and are present in natural (non-processed) fatty foods. After all, we managed to live centuries consuming lard and butter (highly saturated fats), without much issues.

      So, in the end, the problem is mostly dietary choices, habits and practices. Our body has not evolved to consume stupid amounts of fats and, if you do that, you're bound to have problems (regardless of saturation level).

    6. Re:Hydrogen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it may be true, if somewhat pedantic, to claim that only "partially hydrogenation" creates trans fats, it seems that I'm not alone in using "hydrogenation" as a generic term to describe the process.

      White it may be pedantic of me to correct you for using "hydrogenation", when what you mean is "current inefficient industrial methods of fat hydrogenation", it's simply stupid of you to attribute "hydrogen" to the formation of "trans-fats".

      You can take a trans-fat (baaaad) and isomerize it to a cis-fat (gooooood) without using hydrogen... you just need to flip the trans- double bond. Hydrogen here has no magical "toxic" effect; the effect is not chemical at all, it's simply steric: cis-fats make membranes more liquid while trans-fats (and saturated fats) make membranes more solid due to its stereochemistry.

      Trans-fats are no bigger boogeyman than saturated fats: they're both bad, but the issue is not "hydrogenation", but how hydrogenation is performed. If you perform it enzymatically (for instance), you can do it at lower temperatures and hence prevent spontaneous isomeration of cis-fats.

      The truth is soft and well-controlled hydrogenation can be enough to convert good oily fats into decent spreadable fats (e.g. margarine), which still makes it a much better fat (from an health point-of-view) than butter or lard (highly saturated fats).

      Fact: at the scale people consume fats nowadays, "good and natural" butter or lard is MORE unhealthy than "partially hydrogenated fats". Obviously, oily fats are generally more healthy than butter, lard or margarine.

      TL;DR: the problem is not "hydrogen". lrn2chemistry

  61. Not all chemicals are bad! by Randyll · · Score: 1

    "Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
    --Dave Barry

  62. Re:Liberal eco freaks by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, some of the stupidest people I know have lots of hand guns.

  63. There Are Multiple Problems At Work Here by divide+overflow · · Score: 1

    Having worked in a couple of newsrooms I have some experience with this phenomenon. To wit:

    o Reporters come out of college with a BA in journalism, communications, or literature and usually have little to no background in the physical sciences.
    o Assignment editors running the news desk tend to have a rather low opinion of their viewers, based on viewership ratings and their own prejudices.
    o Most newsroom managers handle the "big picture" decisions and leave the copy writing to the reporters and editors.
    o Most copy editors, research staff and proofreaders simply check the facts within the story and the grammar, leaving the content to the writer.

    The majority of writers are either predisposed to dumb down their reporting due to their lack of expertise in the subject or the pressures of 1) lack of time for researching, and/or 2) column space and time limitations describing the subject. Over time they also are conditioned to self-edit their works by their assignment editors or others who review their work and edit out the "technical parts" for brevity and to keep the readers/listeners/viewers from "tuning out."

  64. Distortions Are Everywhere by Bob9113 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are distortions everywhere. Some are more subtle than others. When Kirstoff generically refers to "chemicals", most people recognize that he is either biased or using shorthand for "a compound which I did some research on and found to be risky in the context in question." Deciding which he is doing is an exercise for the reader, and must always be. Using "perfluorooctanoic acid" is certainly better for an educated audience that has the will, time, and ability to do its own research, but it is better for Kirstoff to do the research and shorthanding -- in a truly unbiased fashion, which may not be the case here -- for an audience that either lacks the will, time, or ability to dig deeper on their own. Perhaps ideal is for the article to have hyperlinks for more information.

    While we're on the subject of distortion, I recently read a summery that had a couple of strong shorthand distortions in it, which may provide some interesting points of comparison:

    "Pulitzer-prize winning science writer Deborah Blum" -- appeal to emotion -- it asserts that the reader should assume that Deborah Blum is an expert on science matters because she won an award for writing. If her article stands on its own, leave that bit out. If it rests on her expertise, this brief note is not enough to establish it. This sentence is fine for an audience that has the time, will, and ability to check on Deborah Blum's actual credentials, but relies upon the author's research and integrity for those audience which lack those criteria.

    "decided to call out" -- appeal to emotion -- trying to get the listener to emotionally go along with a rebel who's fighting the power.

    "have you found reporting on 'chemicals' to be as poor as Blum alleges or is this no more erroneous than any scare tactic used to move newspapers and garner eyeballs?" -- false dichotomy -- the options are "Kirstoff is wrong because Blum says so" or "Kirstoff is wrong because he uses scare tactics."

    Distortions are everywhere, and journalism necessarily calls for using shorthand. Eldavojohn wanted to communicate the essence of Blum's piece without reproducing it verbatim. He used shorthand which he hopes will give a fair image of the underlying work, by using turns of phrase which would -- in isolation -- be clear-cut distortions. The point is elegantly made by Blum herself (though she gets it backward):

    But if we, as journalists, are going to demand meticulous standards for the study and oversight of chemical compounds then we should try to be meticulous ourselves in making the case.

    No, you are wrong. It is specifically the case that chemical compound oversight should be far more technical than public writing. Public writing, whether from Eldavojohn, Blum, or Kirstoff, is about communicating complex underlying issues in a brief and simplified form. That is its very nature. If such simplification is biased, then there is a very serious problem -- but the mere act of simplification is not a fault in itself.

    1. Re:Distortions Are Everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Pulitzer-prize winning science writer Deborah Blum" -- appeal to emotion -- it asserts that the reader should assume that Deborah Blum is an expert on science matters because she won an award for writing

      Seems to me that's more of an appeal to authority, rather than to emotion.

    2. Re:Distortions Are Everywhere by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      "Pulitzer-prize winning science writer Deborah Blum" -- appeal to emotion -- it asserts that the reader should assume that Deborah Blum is an expert on science matters because she won an award for writing.

      Sounds more like an appeal to authority than an appeal to emotion.

    3. Re:Distortions Are Everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Pulitzer-prize winning science writer Deborah Blum" -- appeal to emotion...

      It's not necessarily intended as an appeal to either emotion or authority, though perhaps it is more often than not. That kind of single-fact background can also be included to overcome the potential reader's initial "Why should I bother reading this?" reaction. I prefer having that background tidbit rather than not, because it might allow me to immediately decide whether an article is likely to be a waste of time. For example, if "Pulitzer-prize winning science writer Deborah Blum" writes an article on pediatric vaccine safety, I might give it a read, whereas I can safely ignore such an article if written by "Razzie Award winning actress Jenny McCarthy" (unless I'm in the mood to read something truly irritating).

      - T

  65. Who hasn't noticed it? by Vornzog · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Disclaimer: I am a PhD chemist, but I am not your chemist (or something like that).

    The nebulous threat of 'chemicals' has been present for years, but there has been a bit of an uptick in rhetoric recently.

    Much as the traditional computer hacker resents the rise in the use of the term hacker in the media to mean malicious computer criminal, most chemists I know are quick to dismiss the silly bias against 'chemicals' in the media. But the term has become a catchphrase for the larger population, and pointing out that everything is made of chemicals has little effect. 'Organic' food is the same way - no one would eat inorganic cucumbers (aka rocks), but the word organic means something else in that context.

    Long-hand chemical names won't fix it, because your eyes just gloss over the *fnord*perfluorooctanoic acid*fnord* chemical names. If you want to call out specific chemicals, give them a shorter name (maybe spell them out for people who really want to know), but then explain them and why they are bad.

    There are plenty of naturally occuring chemicals that will kill you in small doses, there are manufactured chemicals that are perfectly safe to spray on your children, and every spectrum in between. If the media wants to call out 'chemicals', I think we would all appreciate them specifying which ones.

    The whole 'fraking' thing is a great example of this. Most 'fraking fluid' is water and PEG (polyethylene glycol, a harmless 'chemical' found in lots of beauty products - see what I did here?). So who cares if you inject that into a shale formation miles below the water table? Are there other chemicals in there that might be harmeful? Could be (and often are). Call them out specifically if you want me to worry about them. But we have a problem here - people won't panic if you tell it like it is, making it much better to light someones tap water on fire! What's burning? Not 'fraking fluid', not any of those nasty 'chemicals', just natural gas that was probably there before any drilling started. But if you tell people that the oil companies are pumping nasty chemicals into the ground, and show them a faucet on fire, they'll draw their own conclusions, based an anecdotal evidence rather than logic and causality. And this is, or course, exactly what was supposed to happen in response to the scaremongering in the media.

    People love to get riled up about something, and there are no shortage of chemicals that they could be getting riled up about. Some more careful journalism, and a requirement that most people need at least science 101 and math 101 to really understand the information they will be presented with would all be good, but I don't see any of those changes happening in the short term. It is at once wonderfully reassuring and extremely terrifying that you don't need a brain to have an opinion.

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    -V-

    Who can decide a priori? Nobody.
    -Sartre

    1. Re:Who hasn't noticed it? by Fned · · Score: 1

      Are there other chemicals in there that might be harmeful? Could be (and often are). Call them out specifically if you want me to worry about them.

      That's actually the bulk of this issue: the companies that do fracking won't tell anyone what's in the fluid.

      Based on, oh, all of history since the Industrial Revolution, it's pretty easy for people to believe that the chemicals are harmful, given that circumstance.

    2. Re:Who hasn't noticed it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is at once wonderfully reassuring and extremely terrifying that you don't need a brain to have an opinion.

      I'm stealing this quote. Brilliant.

      Also, the rest of your post was very well-said. Bravo.

  66. Ok, this is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pulitzer-prize winning science writer Deborah Blum has decided to call out New York Times journalist Nicholas Kirstof for his secondary crusade (she notes he is an admirable journalist in other realms)

    ... an excellent example of Gell-Mann amnesia:

    Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray's case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward—reversing cause and effect. I call these the "wet streets cause rain" stories. Paper's full of them. In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story, and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine than the baloney you just read. You turn the page, and forget what you know.

    How does this Blum know that Kristof really is an "admirable journalist" on other topics? Maybe he's just as useless with other topics as he is with chemicals?

  67. Re:Liberal eco freaks by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are two components to this. The first being that we are a society of specialists. It is impossible to know everything about everything, the best you can hope for is knowing a little about everything. The second part, are chemical corps and their cousins--typically referred to as big chemical and big pharma--that are well known for chasing the dollar regardless of the cost in terms of the effects their products have on people and the environment. When combined, this causes people to have a natural distrust of all of these poly-syllabic words on the back of the products they buy. In many cases it's well founded, others at least suspect. It isn't uncommon to learn that commonly used additives for food and cosmetic preservation, coloring, etc. or even the materials used in their containers area actually not very healthy for you. One of the earliest examples in human history being that of lead. But has been followed on by plenty of others, mercury, radium, DDT, PVC, hydrogenated oils, ... Even now we're learning that even though people or test animals don't drop dead or develop tumors, etc. right away it's still quite possible to manifest negative consequences many years later. There's also reasonable concern over synergistic effects of chemicals considered safe in isolation being quite the opposite when combined with certain others.

    Under this kind of climate, is there any wonder why when given a choice between ingredient lists that look like, "wheat, sugar, soybean oil, salt" or "wheat, high-fructose corn syrup, sorbitol, maltodextrin, salt, yellow no. 5, polysorbate 80" people are going to prefer the former?

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  68. As usual Slashdot summary is a mess... by mspohr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The latest article by Kristof points out the dangers of "endocrine disruptor" chemicals and he makes it clear (from the very first sentence) that he is talking only about these chemicals. The red herring about hydrogen and oxygen was inserted by his attacker. Kristof says nothing about hydrogen.
    Endocrine disruptors have been shown to have serious adverse effects and they are poorly studied and regulated. He is calling for more study and regulation. They are becoming ubiquitous in our environment (from your cash register receipted to most canned foods).

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    1. Re:As usual Slashdot summary is a mess... by John+Da'+Baddest · · Score: 1

      Yes, I was thinking of this article as I read the header and started to read the comments above. Looks like most of the brickbats here haven't even read the article, but are just reacting to the theory of it all. Tsk. I'm still with Kristof on this one. Maybe one of the naysayers above can rephrase their negative commentary based on this specific article, versus their own projected fears?

    2. Re:As usual Slashdot summary is a mess... by busyqth · · Score: 1

      Endocrine disruptors have been shown to have serious adverse effects

      I've heard they disrupt endocrines.

    3. Re:As usual Slashdot summary is a mess... by mspohr · · Score: 1

      ... and as Kristof points out, there have been numerous studies showing bad things happen when you disrupt the endocrine system.

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  69. Re:no. morons. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the problem: bombarding them with facts just confuses them. What you have to do is take a fact and dilute it with water until the fact is essentially no longer there. Then have them drink the water.

  70. Wowwwww... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... you guys in the US *really* have a huge educational problem

    1. Re:Wowwwww... by Riddler+Sensei · · Score: 1

      Stupidity isn't a natively American phenomenon - we just do it better.

      I'd rather have the French surrender or the British bad teeth stereotype than the fat, stupid, and violent stereotype we Americans have. It's the silver lining to not being able to afford travel abroad - not having to lie about my nationality in casual conversation.

  71. Re:Liberal eco freaks by sir-gold · · Score: 2

    I think it's mostly just the ignorant conservative anti-science rednecks in Texas that give conservatives a bad name. Nothing says anti-science like trying to force evolution out of a science textbook. Or banning ALL chemistry equipment, because it could be used to make meth (seriously, you have to have a permit to buy an Erlenmeyer flask in TX)

  72. Re:Not all chemicals are dangerous, but these are. by divide+overflow · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that link. As a guy who switched his major from chemistry to physics only after spending a year working in a chem lab and learning that most real world chem lab work is tedious or sleep inducing I can say this guy knows *way* more about chemistry than the average journalist.

  73. Re:Liberal eco freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh jesus, we got a redneck Glenn Beck lover here. Let's tar and feather his god-fearing, education-hating redneck ass. I bet he's also a racist, and hates scientific theories.

  74. Re:Liberal eco freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It distresses me a bit that now because I'm a conservative I'm also ant-education (add to the list of things like racist)

    This journalist, of which they are complaining about, I'm sure is not doubt very well educated.

    I question the effectiveness (especially for the cost) of our education.

    This journalist may be further evidence of the effectiveness of our education.

    What good is education if it only further instills a sense of brashness in our ignorant population? I'd rather they be un-educated *and*know*it* (and hopefully work toward fixing it) then have a pice of paper that says they are smart when they are not.

  75. Re:Liberal eco freaks by Jeng · · Score: 1

    Funny that you can make meth using a 2 liter plastic bottle so that law, like so many others, is completely useless at doing what it was intended to do.

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  76. Re:Easy solution by ZeroSumHappiness · · Score: 1

    After one day without dihydrogen monoxide you'll undergo changes in mental faculty, headache frequency and even muscle soreness.
    After two days you'll sweat less, will no longer taste dihydrogen monoxide in your mouth and will have begun to lose weight.
    After three days your whole presence of mind will change and you'll start to see things you've never seen before.
    After four days your body will undergo permanent changes and your dihydrogen monoxide addiction will be entirely cured. In fact, addition of dihydrogen monoxide after that point is likely to only increase the deterioration of your body and staying in a dihydrogen monoxide free environment is likely to preserve your body in its current state for many years.

  77. science geeks are the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the science nerds that are causing the problems. We all know what he means by big science. Big food is a problem too, but that doesn't mean we should be against real food.

    The false outrage by the author is a waste of time.

  78. Its Hydrogen Hydroxide by Presence1 · · Score: 1

    Its Hydrogen Hydroxide HOH,
    like Lithium Hydroxide LiOH,
    and Sodium Hydroxide NaOH,

    . . . just walking up the periodic table's left column . . . . that's the way I always thought of it.

    1. Re:Its Hydrogen Hydroxide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except hydrogen is not a simple metal like Li or Na.

  79. Re:Liberal eco freaks by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    It doesn't take a lot of effort to Google the names of "chemicals" on a food label so you don't look like a total ass when complaining about how a school lunch hamburger has B-Vitamin enriched flour in the buns.

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  80. scientific illiteracy in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is an extension of one of my big soap box issues, the pitiful degree to which the public at large is scientifically illiterate.

    This sad situation also facilitates businesses taking advantage of people by making obviously false statements that their product does/does not do X.

    I don't expect every individual in the nation to be a PhD, nor am I. But I'm 61, and I encounter people almost daily, otherwise intelligent people, that don't know even a tiny fraction of what I learned in high school physics and chemistry simply by not falling asleep in class and more-less paying attention.

  81. Partial explanation by DrYak · · Score: 1

    I mean it's really simple junior high level chemistry and thousands of people didn't get it.

    Partial explanation why people didn't get it : http://xkcd.com/1050/

    Another explanation is that some of the signature are from people playing along the joke.

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  82. Nothing new. Rachel Carson indiscriminately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... blasts "chemicals" on nearly every page of "Silent Spring," and I'd bet you 95% of the posters here think that book is a work of indisputable scientific fact (and I'd also bet less than 1% have actually read Carson's purple prose).

  83. Same thing with "atom".... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... everything labled "atom" as a dangerous ring to it since Hiroshima/Nagasaki and Chernobyl/Fukushima, in spite of the fact that everything is made of atoms. The last time "atom" had a positive connotation was when the bikini was named.

  84. Re:Liberal eco freaks by sir-gold · · Score: 1

    The law is only useless if you assume that stopping meth was the point of this law. However, if you assume the point of this law was to stop SCIENCE, then I say it's been pretty effective

  85. Re:Liberal eco freaks by internerdj · · Score: 1

    Same and some of the smartest people I know have lots of guns as well. Do we need to have a discussion of sampling bias?

  86. Le sigh by Riddler+Sensei · · Score: 1

    Some years ago I accidentally fell into a conversation with a colleague's mother regarding a topic similar to this. She had said that she refuses to eat margarine because "it is only one molecule away from being plastic". After explaining in much politer terms that "no, no it's fucking not" I really had to ask the question "...and what if it was?". So what? It's not going to instantly transform into a choking hazard mid-bite into your toast. Did you know that H20 is only FOUR MOLECULES away from the deadly H2S04? Did you know that if you let your kids play in the ocean that you are letting them play in potential fuel for a fusion reactor!?

    It can get absolutely ridiculous very quickly. Some people rag on four year universities but if you do it right you get some chemistry, some physics, some math, some art, some poli-sci, and so on. I find this to be very important in the development of a person, instead of only getting their education in the field of their choice. It's OK to not be versed in the latest chemistry, physics, or computer science, especially if those are not your career fields. It is NOT ok to believe that Yellow #5 decreases your sperm count, that radiocarbon dating is an atheist lie, or that your computer runs on "magic smoke".

    1. Re:Le sigh by redneckmother · · Score: 1
      I was in agreement with you right up to your comment on "magic smoke". I let the magic smoke out of a computer once, and it never worked again.

      Then again, I may have broken one of its mirrors - I can't remember.

    2. Re:Le sigh by Riddler+Sensei · · Score: 1

      Well, I'll concede that I once let the smoke out as well and the stress tuckered me out such that I tried to catch some sleep. The Great Cola showed up, though, and kept me awake for days. To date I can't tell if the smoke, and the Great Cola, was just a hallucination or not.

  87. Re:Liberal eco freaks by SomeJoel · · Score: 1

    IGNORANT PEOPLE with internet access.

    100 years ago, ignorance spread rather slowly. Today, you can convince 1000 people of some bullshit in a matter of seconds.

    I'll buy that.

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  88. The American Substance Society by Theovon · · Score: 1

    A member of the American Chemical Society once noted the negative connotations surrounding the term "chemical" and suggested that they start referring to them as "substances." Others weren't so thrilled with what that would do to their acronym.

    1. Re:The American Substance Society by Riddler+Sensei · · Score: 1

      Can't tell if this was just a setup to the ASS joke, but "substances" would probably be even worse considering its connotation with illegal drugs.

    2. Re:The American Substance Society by Theovon · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, this discussion actually happened.

  89. Re:Liberal eco freaks by Jeng · · Score: 1

    You would have to be pretty goddamn paranoid to think that the government is trying to stop SCIENCE.

    It's just stupid people making stupid laws. They don't put too much thought into it beyond the fear of being labelled anti-crime for not passing the stupid law.

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  90. Re:Liberal eco freaks by praxis · · Score: 1

    You generalize about NYT employees' but deride generalization in general.

  91. Re:Stop Being Pedantic (again) by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

    Except you are MADE OF chemicals, and not MADE OF snakes

    The "chemicals" that people are concerned about are generally synthesized or derived from industrial practices -- i.e. not the chemicals that we are made of and encounter in nature.

    Per the previous comment, we know what these people mean. Refusing to address their concerns in good faith only reinforces their skepticism.

  92. Carbon Free Organic Sugar. by Noren · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The most oxymorontastic product I've seen recently was "Carbon-Free Organic Sugar". Not only are "Carbon-Free" and "Organic" direct contradictions, but all sugars contain carbon by definition.

    1. Re:Carbon Free Organic Sugar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is truly awesome. That's even funnier than packages of butter (correctly) claiming to be low carb.

    2. Re:Carbon Free Organic Sugar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most oxymorontastic product I've seen recently was "Carbon-Free Organic Sugar". Not only are "Carbon-Free" and "Organic" direct contradictions, but all sugars contain carbon by definition.

      Wow, read the website. They mean "CarbonFree" as in "has a neutral carbon footprint" (greenhouse gas emissions). It has nothing to do with what the sugar is made of.

  93. Re:Liberal eco freaks by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    That's funny, since I've been classed as one of those "science illiterate, media sheeps [sic]" and yet I'm a chemist. Funny thing about sweeping generalisations eh?

  94. Re:Liberal eco freaks by internerdj · · Score: 1

    Just throwing this out there, but isn't the point of the ingredient label to let people know what is in the food? Why are we labeling an essential vitamin with a name that many people won't understand?

  95. Welcome to my world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worse yet, all of your chemicals are made of........ISOTOPES!

    1. Re:Welcome to my world by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      What about the millions of tons of saccharide polymers people consume every year? My god! Didn't they say saccharin causes cancer?!?! :p

  96. Re:Liberal eco freaks by geekoid · · Score: 1

    nope.

    I disagree...kinda.

    While you are correct, bad information from one source can spread faster now then ever. But so can the accurate information,

    Before the internet, each ';group' had it's own source of ignorance, and not an easy way to correct it.

    The 9/11 conspiracy theorists. Had it been 1975, that conspiracy would have spread un-checked for over a decade. Now it peak quickly, and was shot down very quickly. So while there are people who believe no matter what, when some crew comes along looking into it, we can point them to several places that show why the Conspiracy theorist are wrong. With facts and data.

    And conversely to that, if the bigfoot footage surfaced today, it would be picked apart pretty damn quick, and not bees seen in shows for decades.

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  97. Re:Stop Being Pedantic (again) by Noren · · Score: 1

    The problem is that a lot of people seem to think that if a substance is created in a test tube is different and worse than the exact same substance created as a 'natural' product. Fundamentally, the same stuff is the same stuff, regardless of the source. To think that the history of a substance is the important part, rather than what it actually is composed of, is essentially a kind of primitive mysticism. This nonsensical belief system is distressingly common.

    What do you really mean by "in nature" and why do you think it's superior to whatever else it is that you've arbitrarily defined not to have the status "in nature"? It sure seems to me that the "nature" is used here as some sort of magical/mystical distinction rather than anything real and tangible.

  98. Re:Liberal eco freaks by geekoid · · Score: 1

    If by 'Texas' you mean 'the south' then you may be correct.

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  99. Re:Beware Dihydrogen Monoxide by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

    Dihydrogen Monoxide is SO prevalent, it's already come up at least 4 times in the discussion. The HORROR!

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  100. Re:Liberal eco freaks by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Some people are trying,, especially in the south. And some of those people are in office. Hell 6 of them were running for the republican nomination.

    It's hard not to think they are anti-science when they refuse to understand evolution, and climate science.

    Just like its hard to think they actually respect the constitution when they want to ban gay marriage, books, and cartoons because of there belief.

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  101. Re:Liberal eco freaks by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Sure, you have a sampling bias, you might want to know some people with average or higher IQs~

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  102. Same topic:Everyday a new anit-cancer drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the one hand there is chemophobia and on the other some journalists take every second major publication that only alludes to having found some drug/compound against X (X=substitue with scary type of illnes) and back it up with pseudo experts just to draw a maximum amount of attention without even citing their sources.

    I just started not giving two shits about "science" in newspapers. Every newspaper should have a dedicated science consultant to correct such shitty articles.

  103. Re:Liberal eco freaks by Jeng · · Score: 1

    Would you say that the reason for the banning of some chemistry equipment in Texas is in place to stop drugs or stop science?

    Although there is a severe anti-intellectual movement in conservative circles I just cannot believe for one minute that the banning of some chemistry equipment is being done as an anti-science campaign.

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  104. Re:Liberal eco freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a liberal that has lived in a commune (Zendik Farm, Bastrop Texas, late 90's) I can attest to the huge number of hippies afraid of "chemicals", Sodium lauryl sulfate (derived from coconut or palm oils) is one that really grinds their gears. Fuckers kept tossing my toothpaste when I wasn't looking.

    Before or after the communal sex?

  105. Re:Liberal eco freaks by Jeng · · Score: 1

    There were a number of rules regarding sex, no penetrating until the test results get back was a big one.

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  106. IANAC (I am not a chemist) by Quila · · Score: 1

    But even I can tell when they're using loaded, fuzzy and incorrect terms to demonize their target.

    I've been seeing this for years during any reporting relating to firearms. It is the rare article indeed that gets all facts straight and avoids loaded or vague terms.

  107. Re:Liberal eco freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny that you can make meth using a 2 liter plastic bottle so that law, like so many others, is completely useless at doing what it was intended to do.

    Just because the law has now made it damn-near impossible for allergery sufferers to purchase Sudafed, doesn't mean you can't get some meth from the guy on the street corner and follow the directions: "A Simple and Convenient Synthesis of Pseudoephedrine From N-Methylamphetamine"

    Attention Fed web-scrapers: It's a joke, you fucking retards. The point is that thanks to your meddling, the legal and effective cold medication is rapidly becoming more difficult acquire than the illegal substance you're trying to ban. I hate meth-heads as much as you do. Probably even more so, since they're a danger to me, rather than a source of guaranteed employment to you.

  108. Hazard vs. Hazardous by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    No, 'hazardous' is ambiguous.

    How about "hazard"? Is that ambiguous? If so, perhaps you should to a different site. Can we use the term "hazardous" to apply to materials warranting a hazard label?

  109. !! Weird republican bullshit alert !! with sources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must be a republican, because you're attacking democrats with some weird out-of-left-field comparison to Stalin, claiming that the left-leaning among us want to silence expression, when it's the republicans who:

    * want to suppress political expression in the form of one bogus voter ID law after another, running on a fraudulent specter of non-existent voter fraud (one source of many), or because "kids vote liberal" (source)
    * want to suppress emotional expression by way of banning gay marriage for no discernable reason other than "gays make us uncomfortable" (and remember, these are the same guys who also don't like interracial marriage!) (source)
    * want to suppress academic and scientific speech using bogus lawsuits AT THE GOVERNMENT LEVEL (source) just because they don't like the facts the science reveals
    * fight repeatedly to curtail regulations on what chemicals big industries pump into the ground (source) or what they put in our food (three republicans eating pink slime to stick it to obama)


    Oh, wait, it's because someone made a joke about punching an anti-science, anti-vaxxer in the face, that dems are teh eeevil! That same anti-science, anti-vaccine nonsense, by the way, which has led to many deaths.

    Republicans...what will they think of next? Nothing! That's the joke..they don't really think.

  110. So what's the value of [H+][OH-]? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    <more pedantic than you and better at chemistry>
      Really? Well if it splits into uncharged radicals that would certainly explain why, in its pure state, it's a relatively poor electrical conductor.

    Or maybe it's because, given the low dissociation constant, there are several orders of magnitude more intact molecules than ions? </more pedantic than you and better at chemistry>

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    1. Re:So what's the value of [H+][OH-]? by SoftwareArtist · · Score: 1

      Thank you for being even more pedantic. Yes, I should have said H+ and OH-.

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  111. Re:!! Weird republican bullshit alert !! with sour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congratulations on your victory over that imaginary strawman version of the GP you constructed.

  112. Is kerosene carcinogenic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In 1973 or around I worked in a machine shop running drill presses and milling machines. I got little tiny raised bumps on my hands which were often bathed in kerosene. Kerosene is a good cheap cutting fluid that prevents scoring when machining aluminum. A few years later, those little bumps had persisted (they eventually faded away). I was then back in college, and in the medical library looked up kerosene. I found two books with reference to kerosene and specifically if it causes cancer. One book said it did, the other said it did not. Guess which book was published by a petrochemical industry group and which wasn't?

    The little bumps went away. I just googled kerosene + cancer. Amazingly it has been a 'folk' cure for cancer. One resource cited The International Agency for Research on Cancer, Part of the World Health Organization, as concluding that there is not enough evidence to state that it does.

    Anyway, part of the fun of science and knowledge in general (as opposed to belief--anyone remember the last few minutes of the movie Dogma, where that is mentioned?) is all facts, with more data, may be refined, changed, tweaked, or even overthrown.

    But to the average person, the book published by the industry (50 years or so ago) is self serving. Given other evidence that disputes that, we may cleave to believe the opposing evidence.

    BTW, I avoid most household chemicals if I can. I hate paint fumes, damn unpleasant to me even if they don't cause cancer or hangnails. I think, and there is a lot of data to back it up, that paint fumes have health issues.

    I think spraying pesticides indoors is just a really dumb idea in general. Black widow spiders and scorpions are not insects; the stuff kill them is usually nasty nerve toxins. If you have a major infestation, maybe. The only other bug that might justify it (in the USA) would be mosquitos.

    In other words, Better Living Through Chemistry is two edges sword. Water treatment of tap water to kill bacteria is great. Kerosene in tap water, isn't.

  113. Re:no. morons. by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

    Here's the problem: bombarding them with facts just confuses them. What you have to do is take a fact and dilute it with water until the fact is essentially no longer there. Then have them drink the water.

    There's an idea... I bet we could bottle that stuff up and sell it, maybe call it "Holy Water" just to confuse people.

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  114. Re:Liberal eco freaks by Jeng · · Score: 1

    The war on drugs is futile and creates more problems than it solves.

    Drug abuse should be treated as a disease.

    Drug production and distribution should be legalized and most importantly regulated.

    Currently since the government is 100% against drugs it has no means of regulating the market which allows it to flourish everywhere.

    If there is one thing conservatives should be able to grasp is that the government can do a better job suppressing an industry with regulation than it can by making the industry illegal.

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  115. Re:Liberal eco freaks by doston · · Score: 1

    Science illiterate, social media sheeps.

    Speaking of illiterate, it's sheep and fish, not sheeps and fishes. Thanks, Teabagger or Libertariantard.

  116. STFU, you retarded fat nonce by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Shit, responded to wrong parent. When is Slashdot going to get a comment "edit"?

    When the human race runs out of trolls back-editing their posts to twist their own words. So, let's go with "never", since the occasional accidental mis-replying is far less damaging to sane, productive discussion than "HA LAWL I NEVER SAID TAHT LAWL REED MY POST LAWL"

    Righty-diddly-doodly-oh.

    Because it would like totally violate the laws of the Medes, the Persians, special relabastardtivity and thermofuckingdynamics to lock the post for editing if:
      1) a reply to it has been posted
    or
      2) someone currently has a "reply" form open against it.

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  117. MOD PARENT UP by citylivin · · Score: 1

    Exactly. People are way too literal around here.

    Oh so you dont like chemicals? *snicker* Well what happens if i told you that WATER was a CHEMICAL!?!?hahaha /conversation with snarky asshole

    No, I don't like the overabundance of added man made chemicals with possibly dubious purposes. The history of petrochemicals is filled with horrible mistakes by mankind. There is nothing wrong with trying to resist the trend of the last 80 years to put chemicals into every food product in order to increase its shelf life, increase its colour, etc. Plus now they do genetic engineering so they can spray more and more petrochemical pesticides on crops. How could anyone make fun of someone for not wanting to put that kind of shit in their bodies? Only on the king of the literal, slashdot.

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  118. Re:Liberal eco freaks by doston · · Score: 1

    It distresses me a bit that now because I'm a conservative I'm also ant-education (add to the list of things like racist)

    This journalist, of which they are complaining about, I'm sure is not doubt very well educated.

    I question the effectiveness (especially for the cost) of our education.

    This journalist may be further evidence of the effectiveness of our education.

    What good is education if it only further instills a sense of brashness in our ignorant population? I'd rather they be un-educated *and*know*it* (and hopefully work toward fixing it) then have a pice of paper that says they are smart when they are not.

    “Mass education was designed to turn independent farmers into docile, passive tools of production. That was its primary purpose. And don’t think people didn’t know it. They knew it and they fought against it. There was a lot of resistance to mass education for exactly that reason. It was also understood by the elites. Emerson once said something about how we’re educating them to keep them from our throats. If you don’t educate them, what we call “education,” they’re going to take control — “they” being what Alexander Hamilton called the “great beast,” namely the people. The anti-democratic thrust of opinion in what are called democratic societies is really ferocious. And for good reason. Because the freer the society gets, the more dangerous the great beast becomes and the more you have to be careful to cage it somehow.” -Noam Chomsky

    I always find it amazing how close together the far left and far right are on certain issues. If the far right ever started studying Chomsky, watch out. First off, they might learn something. Second, there might be a revolution.

  119. Re:Liberal eco freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't be so quick to say 'earliest known'. There are many historical records from the British Empire detailing the lengths businessmen would go to improve profits. How about powdered copper added to black tea for that extra guarantee of quality? Or just a pinch of raw unmeasured sulphur in your port, for extra flavour?

    You know if greedy merchants were doing that 200 years ago, what was going on before?

  120. evadojohn by yoyoq · · Score: 1

    i thought you (elvadojohn) left slashdot . last i noticed you , you were complaining about the comment system and took you ball and went home

  121. They are not always stupid or misinformed by durdur · · Score: 1

    I knew a guy back in college who had a phobia about chemicals. He couldn't even walk down the grocery aisle that had laundry detergents in it. He was also worried about chemicals such as solvents that he'd encounter in labs, which makes quite a bit of sense because they are dangerous, but he was excessively fearful about them. I don't think he was paranoid schizophrenic, because he wasn't really delusional, and his fears had some grounding. But he had a psychiatric problem of some kind and it was focused on chemicals. He was getting therapy and possibly medication to help him out.

  122. Re:Liberal eco freaks by arose · · Score: 1

    Under this kind of climate, is there any wonder why when given a choice between ingredient lists that look like, "wheat, sugar, soybean oil, salt" or "wheat, high-fructose corn syrup, sorbitol, maltodextrin, salt, yellow no. 5, polysorbate 80" people are going to prefer the former?

    Hell, I'll take the former just on Occam's razor principles alone, no reason to add more ingredients than are needed to get the job done.

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    Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
  123. Re:Liberal eco freaks by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

    I was going with lead vessels and pipes from ancient Rome and before. Either way, your examples fill in yet another time period.

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  124. Well... by Roogna · · Score: 1

    While I agree, some people really freak out about some chemicals just because of the names and they don't know what they are. There's also plenty of examples of companies putting profit above health and putting out products straight up containing unsafe things. So I'd say, worrying a bit about what's in things is healthy as long as you take the time to learn what things are.

    On a similar note, this ties in a lot to this idea of getting rid of government regulation and instead letting companies do basically whatever they want. But people always seem to miss, that to have a "Free Market", we also need Full Disclosure. So that the market actually CAN make an informed decision on the quality of products and where they want to give their money.

  125. smoke screen by aled · · Score: 1

    Don't be fooled! This chemophobia is just a cover for quantumphobia!

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  126. family business by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    "family business" also sounds nice, but the Mafia is one example.

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  127. Re:no. morons. by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

    It's already called homeopathic medicine.

  128. Re:no. morons. by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

    WHOOOSH

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  129. Re:Liberal eco freaks by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    100 years ago, ignorance spread rather slowly. Today, you can convince 1000 people of some bullshit in a matter of seconds.

    I like that.

    But the flaw is that long before, it had already established itself as the entrenched default position; it didn't need to spread.

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  130. Re:Liberal eco freaks by sir-gold · · Score: 1

    It's just stupid people making stupid laws.

    Sounds like government to me.

  131. Natural nylon? Don't think so. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    There are lots of chemicals that don't occur naturally, i.e. without humans setting up the very specific conditions necessary to create them.

    Now if you're one of those twerps who claim that humans are natural and hence anything made by them is also natural, that's wrong on several levels. One, you have not established that the property of "naturalness" is heritable from the creator to the created. Two, a definition that is all encompassing is useless because it's redundant as its complement does not exist. Third, it flies in the face of commonly accepted usage.

    Try selling polyester shirts as "100% natural fiber" & see who the judge agrees with.

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  132. Even worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    was your confusion between "molecules" and "atoms"

  133. Re:Stop Being Pedantic (again) by JLDohm · · Score: 1

    What do you really mean by "in nature" and why do you think it's superior to whatever else it is that you've arbitrarily defined not to have the status "in nature"? It sure seems to me that the "nature" is used here as some sort of magical/mystical distinction rather than anything real and tangible.

    Please. It's like you can't understand the difference between a runners high and a heroine injection.

    The chemicals that humans were exposed to in significant concentrations were basically unchanged for a hundred thousand years or more. Those chemicals which have increased in concentration in our immediate environment since the advent of agriculture (or the industrial revolution, if you prefer) are hereby deemed non-natural chemicals for the purpose of this discussion.

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  134. Re:Stop Being Pedantic (again) by sir-gold · · Score: 1

    If we knew the exact chemical formula for a "runner's high" and could copy it, then you would not be able to tell the difference between natural and non-natural, unless someone shot-up with an unnaturally large amount of the stuff.

    Those chemicals which have increased in concentration in our immediate environment since the advent of agriculture (or the industrial revolution, if you prefer) are hereby deemed non-natural chemicals for the purpose of this discussion.

    By mentioning increasing concentration you get at the the real heart of the problem. Its not the chemical formula or whether or not the chemical is "natural", it's the unnaturally large concentrations that result from mass production (and mass by-production) of them.

  135. Get Real by DrChandra · · Score: 1

    I laugh! Chemicals are comical!

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  136. Doesn't seem like that big of a deal to me... by BadPirate · · Score: 1

    Google trends has this to say about the "Chemophobia" rage...

    Your terms - chemophobia - do not have enough search volume to show graphs.

    Suggestions:

    Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
    Try different keywords.
    Try more general keywords.
    Try fewer keywords.
    Try viewing data for all years and all regions.

    Although... Biebermania seems to be maintaining nicely. http://www.google.com/trends/?q=biebermania&ctab=0&geo=all&date=ytd&sort=0

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  137. Door Snake Ring Ding by Mana+Mana · · Score: 1

    > a mainstream association with the "natural" to mean
    > "safe". There are lots of naturally occurring dangerous
    > substances.

    ^.^ Reminds me of a PBS pledge week (are they weeklong, anymore? they go on forever now!) program on health issues I saw circa ten years ago.

    PBS health-dude sweetly chiding a lady whom's taking things ad absurdum: ``So she says, `but how can it be bad, bad for my health, bad for my weight, bad for my glucose levels, cause diabetes, etc.? It's just honey, the little bees make it. It's wholesome, it's natural, it's organic.' So I said, madam, gonorrhea is natural too.''

  138. context by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when it comes to food chemicals are bad.

    when it comes to chemistry chemicals are good.

    how about we just grow up and put our brains to good use determining the context of the words as a whole rather than telling people which words to use.