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Assange Stands 'Real Chance' of Election In Australia

Okian Warrior writes "Various new sources are reporting the results of a recent Labor Party poll, indicating that Julian Assange would be elected to the Australian senate, should he choose to run. From the Sun Daily article: 'Controversial WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange stands a real chance of winning an upper house seat in his native Australia if he presses ahead with plans to stand for election, a poll showed Saturday. A survey conducted by the ruling Labor party's internal pollsters UMR Research and published in the Sydney Morning Herald newspaper showed 25 percent of those polled would vote for the whistleblowing website chief.'"

204 comments

  1. What a story Mark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Unban Ethanol-fueled

    1. Re:What a story Mark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back on topic: No it wasn't. About a hundred thousand petty criminals were sent to Australia after the British found they couldn't send them to the US anymore due to the troubles they had there with the French.

      Dickhead.

  2. If Julian Assange gets elected by FudRucker · · Score: 4, Interesting

    i will sell everything i own and move to australia because it is the last western nation with a little redemption left in it

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    1. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australia is a fantastic place too. If you haven't been to Sydney, you should.

    2. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by macraig · · Score: 2

      It also has a much hotter head honcho than the U.S., so if you're nursing fantasies about being a national leader's plaything you could do worse.

    3. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by macraig · · Score: 2

      I hear Bill Clinton wants to move there and run for office.

    4. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by macraig · · Score: 0, Troll

      OTOH, if it treats its citizens like it treats the koalas (q.v. recent PBS Nature episode) and aborigines and rainforest, maybe it's not that great. Only 15 million people and all that real estate, and still they manage to screw up the best parts.

    5. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Ihmhi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm just concerned an "Australian" kangaroo will "spontaneously" explode in some American city, and then before the ink on the infrastructure rebuilding contracts is dry we'll be flying upside-down C-130s and invading down under to "liberate" them from a "terrorist atheist criminal dictator".

      Man, the fucked up thing is that the Australians aren't even the most dangerous thing on the continent. We'll probably lose a couple hundred guys just to the local wildlife.

    6. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by reub2000 · · Score: 1

      Uh, here your supposed to wait until after getting elected to start your misdemeanor spree. I guess you guys live in upsidedown land.

    7. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a former Vice Presidential candidate instead? Sarah Palin was a VPCILF.
      Wink for me! Yes! Now say, "You Betcha"!

    8. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by njen · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, he hasn't been officially charged yet.

    9. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Asic+Eng · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, Germany now has the Pirate party represented in it's fourth state parliament (Berlin: 15 seats, Saarland 4 seats, North_Rhine-Westphaliav 20 seats, Schleswig-Holstein 6 seats). They are polling at 11% for the federal elections.

      One senate seat doesn't seem like all that much...

    10. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Finallyjoined!!! · · Score: 1

      WTF are you banging on about?

      Total non sequitur.

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    11. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Treat, present tense? Because they treat those goddamn boongs like royalty here.

      If you watched the Nature episode, you would know the OP was talking about the destruction of koala habit (for suburban development, of all things) along with crapping all over aboriginal treaty rights and chopping down rainforest.

    12. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by tqk · · Score: 0

      One senate seat doesn't seem like all that much...

      This is a country that was settled by criminals as a prison colony. Just imagine Assange as Prime Minister! The US' and UK's head would explode. China and India and Pakistan would have a conniption fit. Damn, that would be entertaining!

      Go Julian! :-)

      It'd also be very entertaining to see the US Marines go up against the local wildlife. Australia has more poisonous critters than anywhere else on the planet. Not that I wish bad things to happen to the Marines (I like 'em), but still funny as hell to imagine it.

      Yo Mick! Que pasa? "That's not a knife ..."

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    13. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by qbast · · Score: 2

      Don't forget dropbears. They are really nasty.

    14. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They followed the us model of manifest destiny towards the natives and wildlife/environment

    15. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 1

      Could you please elucidate the exact claims of 'PBS'? 15 million people as a total of Australian population would place those claims at appromiximately 1989. Perhaps Australians should blame everything you say now on Reagan/G Bush (the early one)?

    16. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 2

      approximately... dammit. Unless we're talking about an insult to rabbits and mixamitosis... or ximatoWTF if I'm dyslexic.

    17. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 1

      Myxomatosis... I give up. It's late here in Australia, I vainly hope for some forgiveness. Iknew that looked wrong, even for a sydlexic... err, dyspepsic. Whatever.

    18. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by tqk · · Score: 1

      Don't forget dropbears.

      You're making that up, I hope.

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    19. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by qbast · · Score: 1

      That whoosh you heard was not sound of dropbear attack.

    20. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know there was an upper and lower limit to space.

    21. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Njovich · · Score: 1

      if it treats its citizens like it treats the koalas

      Hehe, if the US treats its citizens the way it treats pigs, I wouldn't want to live there either :-p.

    22. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do Australians eat koalas?? 0_O

    23. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by tqk · · Score: 1

      ... appromiximately ...

      approximately... dammit. Unless we're talking about an insult to rabbits and mixamitosis... or ximatoWTF if I'm dyslexic.

      Slydexic? I find you strangely entertaining, but perhaps I should report for inspection. Carry on.

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    24. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by ediron2 · · Score: 1

      I LOL'd. A friend from up here in the wild west of USA that now lives in Brisbane constantly reminds me of this: we have Grizzly bears (Yey us, we win on large omnivores), a couple kinds of biting flies, mosquitoes (but no malaria), hobo spiders and rattlesnakes (who rattle to warn you away; some call them the gentlemen of the desert). You have god knows how many distinct species of dangerous snakes, spiders, flies, lizards, sting rays, crocodiles, various invertebrate seaborne killers, bugs, spiders, and I'm guessing the occasional dingo and tazmanian devil.

      Which reminds me -- we have wolverines. A very few at best. That are reclusive. So reclusive that many don't believe they still exist in the lower 48.

    25. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by tqk · · Score: 1

      Myxomatosis... I give up. It's late here in Australia, I vainly hope for some forgiveness.

      Why are we talking about rabbit viral diseases again? And why hope for forgiveness when we can forget? :-)

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    26. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by johnsnails · · Score: 1

      Yes! Cooked correctly it taste a mixture between roasted platapus belly and echidna offal. yummy

    27. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Informative

      Man, the fucked up thing is that the Australians aren't even the most dangerous thing on the continent. We'll probably lose a couple hundred guys just to the local wildlife.

      Well yeah, even the kangaroos have stinger missiles.

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    28. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "terrorist atheist criminal dictator"

      Julia Gillard is actually an atheist - and a woman, although that may be less scary. (I suspect the US will have a female president well before it has an atheist one.)

    29. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by macraig · · Score: 1

      Indeed. They've unfortunately aped quite a few of our mistakes instead of learning from them. We had Bush, they had John Howard....

    30. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by macraig · · Score: 1

      The population figure I pulled out of my own out-of-date mental atlas. The Nature program probably made no mention of it.

    31. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hear Bill Clinton wants to move there and run for office.

      It wouldn't work, I'm afraid. He would have to be an Australian citizen to stand for office, and I have heard that Bill Clinton was actually born in Kenya.

    32. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by macraig · · Score: 1

      And why hope for forgiveness when we can forget?

      Now you sound like a Russian expatriate.

    33. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      However a documentary that can't even get the population of a continent correct is possibly not especially factual?

    34. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by macraig · · Score: 1

      It does. Actually, the pigs get it better: they get the release of death, while the human livestock are kept alive and bled dry slowly. Where do ya think they got the idea for Guantanamo?

    35. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You never hear the dropbear that gets you!

    36. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by macraig · · Score: 2

      Speaking of offal, it was an unpleasant discovery that koala young for a period eat their mother's poop to acquire the digestive flora to handle those awful gum leaves. What a nice visual that was....

    37. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by dwywit · · Score: 4, Informative

      Um, the aboriginal people of Australia, to the best of my knowledge, have never had a treaty with the crown. So there are no such things as "aboriginal treaty rights". Sure, successive governments, their bureaucracies, farmers/squatters, rednecks, and others have trampled all over aboriginal people and their traditions, beliefs, and moral rights - but there's never been a treaty to break. The maori people of New Zealand have a treaty, but not the aboriginals of Australia.

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    38. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      "terrorist atheist criminal dictator"

      Julia Gillard is actually an atheist - and a woman, although that may be less scary. (I suspect the US will have a female president well before it has an atheist one.)

      Well, I'm an Atheiest. I'm not like super-vocal about it, but I don't shy away from it either. In a lot of places in the States, "atheist" is tantamount to a slur, like if you called someone a commie in 1950s America.

    39. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Jeeeb · · Score: 4, Informative

      OTOH, if it treats its citizens like it treats the koalas (q.v. recent PBS Nature episode) and aborigines and rainforest, maybe it's not that great. Only 15 million people and all that real estate, and still they manage to screw up the best parts.

      There's 22 million people in Australia.

      As for the rest of your quote I think you might be talking about historical treatment of these things. Yeah Koalas were hunted till about 1920. Now days they are a protected species, with large wildlife sanctuaries and facilities dedicated to nursing injured Koalas and rearing orphaned Koalas to release them back into the wild.

      Aboriginal people were treated terribly historically. They were denied the vote and treated as second class citizens until the 1960s (remind you of some other places?) Now days traditional land rights are acknowledged. Aboriginals are given special treatment under the welfare system. And there have been public apologies by several Prime Ministers for the various ways they were mistreated.

      I'm not sure of the history of rainforests in Australia but before you go running your mouth you could have at least done some precursory research on conservation efforts in Australia. Firstly the Green party is the 3rd largest political party in Australia and you'll find vast areas of national parks and state parks across Australia. Over 10% of Australia's land mass is national parks. That's an area bigger than Texas.

    40. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Dantoo · · Score: 5, Informative

      While most television aired in the US undoubtedly manages to portray foreign events deeply, fairly and truthfully, there may have been one or two liberties taken in the report referred to.

      No Aboriginal treaty/treaties exist in Australia therefore crapping over them becomes ridiculously hard. There is a song about "Treaties" that was very popular though. It proclaims the need for a treaty such as that exists between the Maori and Pakeha of New Zealand. View here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7cbkxn4G8U
      Rainforest around suburban Sydney hasn't existed in general since the local glaciers melted 20k years ago.
      One State Government comparatively recently spent 30 million dollars gently de-sexing koalas to reduce their numbers as local over-population was severely degrading the natural environment. Others have spent far greater amounts constructing tunnels and overpasses for them for them to use in post-arboreal nocturnal perambulation (walkabouts).

      Perhaps there is a point here in that if the Aboriginals were to be encouraged to go back to eating koalas (lack of predators leaves only disease and habitat as population controllers) there'd be more chance of cultivating rainforests around the suburbs. Note for Man vs Food fans: Koalas are rumoured to have a strong eucalyptus flavour that disagrees.

      Disclaimer: I currently live in a suburb that has many koalas happily harvesting the local sclerophyll forest. They are common in this locality. We have internal plumbing to crap upon and this makes up for a lack of treaties to disrespectfully soil.

    41. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by tqk · · Score: 1

      And why hope for forgiveness when we can forget?

      Now you sound like a Russian expatriate.

      How do you spell "spacibe"? Speciba? Specibeh? :-| Some Russian I'd make.

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    42. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am an American expatriate, which should tell you about how much I like the States. But if you think that Australia has the strongest economy, or most influential culture, or anything of truly global significance (with the possible exception of J.A.), you are sadly mistaken.

      One hopes that in time this may change. Also, you fuckers need to lay a few more pipes to the goddamn place. Doesn't do a lot of good to lay fiber throughout if you're all sipping through straws to get to the rest of the world.

      P.S. Wal-Mart? This isn't Reddit. You want to insult someone, try s/Wal-Mart/Zynga/

    43. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Russian would start by using the Cyrillic alphabet.

    44. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      15M people? When was the documentry made, 1970's? Sure we still treat aboriginals abyssmaly but we look after our remaining rainforest and Koalas. As for Aussies electing Assange to the senate, I'm still stunned that we vote for the likes of Bob Kater and Barnaby Joyce in large numbers, so I suppose anything is possible.

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    45. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Funny

      We had some grizzly bears, the fucking crocs ate 'em.

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    46. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      it is the last western nation with a little redemption left in it

      Unfortunately the LITTLE in the original post is all too true, many of us would characterise it more like "Some is better than none, but only just barely".

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    47. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 2

      koala young for a period eat their mother's poop to acquire the digestive flora

      Something to tell children who wish they were a Koala bear (I'm sure there are examples for many other cute/popular animals)

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    48. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by reub2000 · · Score: 1

      The joke was that Australia is upside down because it lies south of the equator.

    49. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by macraig · · Score: 0, Troll

      Assholes who haven't learned how to be impartial have once again modded unfairly. Another Aussie expressed the same skepticism, claiming that they are being good shepherds of the remaining koalas and rainforest, but watching the program demonstrates CLEARLY that neither are being managed sustainably. Probably the single most shocking fact was a comparison of Queensland to the Amazon:

      the Queensland rainforest is being destroyed at the same rate as the Amazon rainforest.

      Does that sound like sustainable natural resource management to you?

      Jeez, you people need to get a handle on what your own government and industries are doing. For fuck's sake, just go stream this program from pbs.org if you don't believe my recollection.

    50. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by macraig · · Score: 1

      I was hinting at the legendary Vodka addiction, BTW, in case that didn't come through in translation to Cyrillic. :-)

    51. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by macraig · · Score: 1

      Just like the other Aussies who started smacking me around here and mindlessly modding me down, you don't really seem to know what your government and industries are actually doing (or not doing). The program however was demonstrating a different story, and keep in mind that the people in the program were also Aussies. The most shocking fact, mentioned out of hand and not the point of the program:

      the Queensland rainforest is being destroyed at the same rate as the Amazon rainforest.

      Does that sound like sustainable natural resource management to you?

      Here's the portal for the episode, if they stream the full thing eventually..

    52. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The American view is that it is the British rather than the Australians who should be doing understated humor.

    53. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget the most dangerous animals running around the USA, all of those street thugs and gangsters gunning people down for some primitive notion of "keeping it real".

    54. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by tqk · · Score: 1

      Now you sound like a Russian expatriate.

      I was hinting at the legendary Vodka addiction, BTW, in case that didn't come through in translation to Cyrillic. :-)

      Ah. You're saying I sound like I'm drunk. Well, you may be right, dependant upon the time of day or day of week, and !@#$ you too.

      I think I'm supposed to finish this off with something witty and self-effacing, but I'm at a loss ATM. Okay, I'll try anyway.

      Cheers. Cheap Scotch! Your Mom's fat and fugly! Sigh.

      Vodka is a vile spirit, suited only to Russians, or to be used heavily mixed with Clamato. Ptui! :-P

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    55. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      They are also in salt water crocodile country, a protected species, not so much the marines should they decide to urinate in the wrong creek at the wrong time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vr7LaHEIcQ.

      Not to mention South Australia was convict free http://www.atlas.sa.gov.au/go/resources/atlas-of-south-australia-1986/the-course-of-settlement. Convict settlement was the east and west coast of Australia. Don't forget Australia is much the same size as continuous mainland US, plenty of room for every thing.

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    56. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by macraig · · Score: 1

      I don't have to drink to forget... I come by the ability naturally. Maybe drinking will instead help me remember and I've been missing out?

    57. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Jeeeb · · Score: 1

      So you ran your mouth of about Australian treatment of Aborigines, Koalas and rainforest. Of those you contest that rates of rainforest clearing are high and link to a documentary that we can't see about scientists in Australia and America studying Koala mating calls and you're surprised that you got modded down?

      Rates of overall land clearing in Australia have been high. They were very high in the 1990's apparently. Possibly as high as those of the Amazon. Rates have decreased since then (that is how Australia met its Kyoto commitment).

      Most of that land being cleared is not rainforest though. It's bushland in central Queensland. Most of the remaining rainforest is protected as I said.

      Estimates of Koala population vary. In some parts of Australia the populations are stable and increasing. In other parts they are decreasing. In states with decreasing populations they are listed as vulnerable..

    58. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Jeeeb · · Score: 1

      Sorry that first bit should not be in italics.

    59. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. I'd love to be an inbred descendant of criminals, living in a country where the government censors everything, the women are all square jawed blockheads, the men are perpetually drunk uneducated mooks and the only thing to do for recreation is tossing the old boomerang to the dingos. Go throw another shrimp on the barbie and STFU, Crocodile Dundee.

    60. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australia is insignificant. Your country has never invented anything, has no globally influential people or companies and would be absolutely crushed if it got into a war with the USA or any European or Asian country.

      If the USA were to suddenly disappear, the repercussions would be greatly felt worldwide. If Australia were to suddenly disappear, nobody would even notice.

    61. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Chemware · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, Australian kangaroos are pretty nasty ...

      There's a story around about how a Australian helicopter simulator was being demonstrated to some US colleagues. After doing a few passes over some nice rural landscape they were very surprised when some of the kangaroos below pulled out a few shoulder-mounted SAMs and started shooting. They were even more surprised when they were "hit", and crashed and burned.

      It turns out that when the software engineers created the kangaroo objects they did so by cloning some soldier objects, and then just changing the uniforms. They forgot to change some of the more aggressive behaviours.

    62. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by overbaud · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Few koalas live outside Australia, but the U.S. government designated the animal as endangered in response to a petition filed by animal-protection groups. The Australian government, which bans hunting and commercial use of koalas, sees no scientific evidence that it is likely to become endangered anytime soon." http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2002/05/0510_020510_TVkoala.html So basically the US who have no idea what is going on in Australia BOW DOWN TO SPECIAL INTEREST GROUPS and list it as endangered. Meanwhile in Australia in certain areas Koalas are so prolific they are hurting their environment. As for the rain forrest MASSIVE amounts of Australian rainforest is protected. I can only guess what the BS in PBS stands for. You're a dick. If you really want to get pissed about something try the Japanese hunting wales for 'Research Purposes'... or better yet fix your own country first.

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    63. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by macraig · · Score: 1
    64. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Ghaoth · · Score: 1

      You better hurry before we're overrun

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    65. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Ghaoth · · Score: 1

      You really don't have a clue, do you? A mind not clouded by knowledge is a wonder to behold.

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    66. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Ghaoth · · Score: 2

      "have trampled all over aboriginal people and their traditions, beliefs, and moral rights" - Just like every other country in the world that has been conquered - and most have at some time. "A people should know when they are conquered" and get on with life.

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    67. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by macraig · · Score: 1

      You really don't have a clue to offer, apparently. I don't care how long your penis is.

    68. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Genda · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but it sounds funny because the folks who say atheist as a slur here in the U.S. frequently do so through missing front teeth.

    69. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Genda · · Score: 1

      Its the Navy Seals that will really suffer, but only for a little while... Box Jellies... Eeeeeeeewwwwwww!

    70. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by VoidCrow · · Score: 2

      Would you, Quintus?

    71. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Australia is a pretty draconian place in its own right, e.g. heavy handed censorship of the web, TV and video games.

    72. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by brisk0 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the platypus has poisonous barbs

    73. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hey kids, eat shit or die!"

    74. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Wild+Wizard · · Score: 1

      It's actually not that easy to get in the Australian Federal Senate.

      1. It's a first past the post style count.
      2. There are 2 ways of voting, above the line or below the line
      3. People like Assange will never be endorsed by a political party and thus you need to vote below the line to vote for them, only parties have boxes above the line
      4. The number of boxes below the line and the fact you have to mark all of them if you vote below means almost no one does

      The only exception to this rule is if they are so extremely popular in their home state, aka Nick Xenophon that they can get people to do it the hard way

      Currently Nick X is the only Independent in the Senate.

    75. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Rik+Rohl · · Score: 2

      The crocs only eat the bears once they've run out of tourists.

    76. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have heard that Bill Clinton was actually born in Kenya.

      Under our constitution it doesn't matter where one is born, just that you are a citizen while you run, and should you win, sit in the senate/house. Our current leader Julia Gillard was not born in Australia, many others also were not. And yes, I know you were making a birthing joke, just making it clear for the Yanks. hehehe

    77. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We have Drop Bears Sir, nothing comes close to the terror. Not even the most poisonous snake or spider in the world nor the largest white pointer can come close to that. Even the military run screaming should one of their own be taken in some desert exercise, shredded in a few vicious slashes to be eaten and regurgitated to it's young. Drop Bears strike fear into our very community and on a daily basis. http://australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear

    78. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      i will sell everything i own and move to australia because it is the last western nation with a little redemption left in it

      I wouldn't rush into it. Most of the people and politicians here seem determined to turn Australia into a clone of America. If the Liberals (Australian equivalent of the Republicans) take power in the next Federal election I, for one, will be aiming to leave the country.

    79. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Liam+Pomfret · · Score: 1

      Never invented anything? Oh really now... The refrigerator The electric drill The tank The pacemaker Zinc sunblock cream The Hills Hoist clothesline The Black Box flight recorder Plastic spectacle lenses Ultrasound The inflatable escape slide Cask Wine Variable rack and pinion steering The power board/strip The Bionic Ear The Dual Flush Toilet Multi-focal contact lenses WiFi Anti-flu Medication Scramjets Blast Glass *ahem*

    80. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apart from the "boomerang" reference you just described the USA.

      Although you did leave out the drugs, crime, stupidity and poor personal hygiene that is the trademark of the average American yokel.

      You're just jealous. That's ok, it's only to be expected.

    81. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Some states in the USA have laws requiring that pigs be housed in an enclosure they can at least turn around in... that's bigger than most apartments in America and the pigs can't be charged rent !

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    82. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      >There's 22 million people in Australia.

      Yeah but the other 7 million don't count because they are expat white wimps from South Africa who couldn't stick it out in a continent that's not for sissies. :P

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    83. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by yamum · · Score: 1

      It's a koala, not a koala bear.

    84. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are obviously American as the significance of the parent comment has completely escaped you.

      1: Being "crushed" is completely immaterial. If the US got into a war with Russia or China or France then it too would cease to exist within 30 minutes, except as a radioactive hole in the ground. The only Asian power that could militarily threaten Australia is China..the rest would have their asses handed to them on a plate if they tried anything. If the US attacked Australia then it would win, but at heinous cost. It wouldn't be any walk in the park like Iraq. The lamentations of American mothers over the piles of their dead children would rise into the night. No European country would dare attack Australia as it does not lie within their capability to do so and they're not foolish, unlike the Americans. They know their limitations.

      2: Australia is a Middle Power, globally influential in mainly keeping foolish powers like the US in check. In that regard it excels and punches well above its weight.

      3: Africa is universally recognised as the poorest continent in the world, yet if it suddenly disappeared the global shakedown would ensure that Americans are begging by the roadsides in short order. So what's your point?..answer: You don't have the wit to understand that you don't even have a point.

      4: The Soviet Union was a great power and when it disappeared everyone noticed, yet it was still a shithole. The US is a great power, if it disappeared everyone would notice, and yes, you guessed it....it's a shithole. So again your point means nothing.

      Imagine it this way..... there is a sprawling ramshackle house housing 100 members of the same family. One of the family members is wealthy, but the rest are either poor, to very poor. They have poor teeth, are not educated, are dirty, can hardly hold a decent conversation and can't afford their electric bill. Down the road is a smaller house, with a family of 6. They have no debt, they all work in good jobs, they have two cars, a house full of the latest gadgets, good health, nice teeth, tertiary educations, money in the bank, their house is clean, neat, peaceful and paid for.........and sometimes at night the yokel family up the road gets drunk and yells out 'Goddamn we're gawna kick yer asses ya goddman edumacated rich people down thar!" as they swig their moonshine, take drugs and shoot each other.

      One day the large family moves out....gone forever and everyone in the community really notices their passing, but not for the right reasons............meanwhile the smaller family are nice and comfortable, and everyone likes them...they don't start trouble, the police aren't at their house every day and they're just happy doing what they do. What incentive could there possibly be for the smaller family to start living like the large one ?

      Now, I don't expect you to really understand, as you're one of the yokels, but do try.........it's not hard and it might even just change your life for the better.
      .
      Now, off you go boy....... I'm sure your $7/hr job is beckoning you...I mean, you ARE employed, even in a menial capacity, right ? Sorry for asking but when dealing with Americans one never really knows.

    85. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Jeeeb · · Score: 2

      I'm not the previous poster but I did watch the documentary.

      It says that forest (i.e. bushland - forest was probably redubed for the American market) is being cleared at a rate close to the Amazon in Queensland. Not rainforest. Most rainforest in Australia is protected.

      It should have said was though. Those rates of land clearing have since decreased. Although they still are too high. Australia needs to keep better care of its bushlands. Rainforests though I think you'll find are well cared for.

      It says nothing about Aborigines... at all... So I'm not sure why you brought that up in your original post.

      Most of the documentary is about the efforts being made to understand and conserve Koalas. Things like researching their behaviour. Treating sick Koalas. Developing vaccines for common Koala diseases. Building under pass and other ways for them to cross roads.

    86. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nick Xenophon actually ran as an independent with a running mate, so that he'd have a box above the line. He is so popular in SA that he received enough votes that his running mate, Roger Bryson, was close to being 'accidentally' elected too!

      Julian Assange would need to do the same. No box above the line equals no hope at all of being elected!

    87. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by tqk · · Score: 1

      You "'Strailians" have no idea how sexy (attractive) that place looks from here. Given the chance, I'd just camp out forever a bit East of Perth and wait for rain. Sydney sounds nice too, but deserts appeal (imagine a Canuck winter).

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      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
    88. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by tqk · · Score: 1

      I don't have to drink to forget... I come by the ability naturally.

      That may be age (or senility) talking. BUT WHO CARES?!? Cheers bud. Coffee with no Scotch in it is a waste of space.

      Maybe drinking will instead help me remember and I've been missing out?

      Stop prevaricating! Just enjoy the ride. :-)

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      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
    89. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful, you did not post AC. Moving between nations is not as easy as claiming to do it on Slashdot.
      It's just about Julian deciding, really. :-)

    90. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, you're on crack. Australia would not stand a chance against the US. We wouldn't suffer so much as a scratch. What are you going to do, attack with sticks and rocks? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    91. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You "'Strailians" have no idea how sexy (attractive) that place looks from here. Given the chance, I'd just camp out forever a bit East of Perth and wait for rain. Sydney sounds nice too, but deserts appeal (imagine a Canuck winter).

      Oh, we don't just have Desert.....I live in a lush tropical jungle paradise (Winter 28c) on the edge of the Great Barrier Reef (The Daintree Rainforest is World Heritage Listed and is the oldest rainforest on Earth, Northern Queensland is covered in rainforest)....we have savannah land....we have large areas of cool temperate forests (most of the Eastern Coastline is very green, especially the further North you go).....we have an AMAZING coastline with some of the most amazing beaches and islands awash with unpolluted seas......we even have snowy Alps....one of the few countries/continents that is lucky enough to have a bit of everything...and in some cases, a lot. Thank Hollywood and the Australian Tourism Board....and goddam Paul Hogan (than man must answer for his slurs!)....ahem... for the myth that Australia is desert and that we all live in Tin Sheds, with pet Kangaroos. Oz also is lucky enough to be one single country, still have a small population (22 million), a social system that seems to work rather well (the closest we have to slum lands really don't come anywhere near comparable to the rest of the world....though some of the Aboriginal Communities suffer from self inflicted and seemingly voluntarily 3rd world conditions, a phenomenon that seems to afflict most Post-Colonial Cultures, despite exhaustive efforts to close the 'gap'). A free, working Healthcare and subsidised prescription medications system. We don't seem to have any of the problems associated with multi-culturalism, or rampant racism, that has occurred elsewhere. It's also nice to be part of a population that stopped being remotely religious decades ago, who regard people that drape flags on everything, on any day other than Australia Day, as probable trouble makers.....and MOST OF ALL, its lucky enough to be a continent that isn't awash with armed gangs (aside from some recent anomalies) and political extremism, besides, we're surrounded by a REALLY BIG MOAT......basically, life in 21st century Australia, as a Human Being, is about as good as it gets ...anywhere (except for maybe Cuba, a few European Countries and Canada, which, as you rightly pointed out, is way WAY too cold).

    92. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by tqk · · Score: 1

      You "'Strailians" have no idea how sexy (attractive) that place looks from here.

      ... and goddam Paul Hogan

      Sir, up to that point, I was smiling dreamily at your words, however don't you dare diss Hogan! He's like a god here. He took on New York, and made them like him. Mick Dundee is one of the best things that ever happened, ever! Don't make me come down there to slap sense into you. We wear stainless steel blades on our feet up here you know? :-|

      I imagine hockey looks every bit as exotic to you guys as rugby or Australian rules football looks to us.

      ... for the myth that Australia is desert and that we all live in Tin Sheds, with pet Kangaroos.

      And it's a three day bicycle ride to the neighbour's place. I've seen the Simpsons episode. Do your toilets really flush counter-clockwise? Yuk, yuk, yuk, ...

      ... though some of the Aboriginal Communities suffer from self inflicted and seemingly voluntarily 3rd world conditions

      I spent this afternoon sitting on a park bench with a couple of our native people. It was one of the best days I've had in a while. We had a great time. Ojibway and Blackfoot. He looked just like I imagine Sitting Bull looked. Great nose! I tried to learn some of their language, and they tried to teach me, but it seems nothing stuck. Drat.

      Yeah, it often seems like they're self-inflicting themselves with misery. In reality, they're just waiting for us to leave. :-)

      ... besides, we're surrounded by a REALLY BIG MOAT

      Ha; very funny! A few of them, actually. The Japanese almost got you in WWII though (and I'm glad they didn't).

      ... Canada, which, as you rightly pointed out, is way WAY too cold).

      June, July, August, and September are usually not that bad; pleasant even. Often, October, November and even December can be decent. January and February *always* suck horribly (-42 C). So, March, April, and May are the only chancy ones.

      Then again, I've driven through blizzards in August.

      Julian Assange, Aussie Senator. Huh. That'd definitely cause a ruckus in some circles. Have fun with that.

      "Belonga Mick." Mick's place. You guys crack me up. :-)

      --
      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
    93. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USA #1, Australia #13.

      I'll let you get back to your job scooping up kangaroo shit now.

    94. Re:If Julian Assange gets elected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry....but I actually LIVE in the Daintree Rainforest......attitudes have changed ALOT in the last 30 years....as soon as all the old guard died of old age or been poisoned by their own bigotry, things started to change ('Jackboot' Joe's National Party was basically like the USA's right-wing Republicans, only worse....a VERY few people had control over a VAST VAST VAST area of land and Old Joe - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joh_Bjelke-Petersen - and his mate Russ 'Minister for Everything" Hinze, basically, ran the entire state and wouldn't let crap stuff, like public opinion, red tape or Supreme Courts get in the way of the bulldozers.....if they had managed to finish their plan, Queensland would just be one vast cattle station/paddock) .....until that point most of Queensland was regarded as just a vast resource to be exploited to the Nth degree.....don't just trust one single biased and out-of-date PBS documentary.....hop on Google Earth and see for yourself how much rainforest there is.......Today, the average Australian thinks VERY differently and if something bad manages to be brought to light, we usually act upon it (many entrepreneurs have had their plans for that lovely 18 hole golf course/resort smack bang on some beautiful beach/island/rainforest thwarted by outraged public (case in point...residents of Daintree actually said NO to a bridge and extension of the QLD Electricity Grid over the Daintree River .....its STILL a ferry crossing...and will remain so)...we are PROUD of our beautiful country and our successful society....if the US actually swallowed its pride, opened it eyes and realised that they aren't the only people on the planet and the universe doesn't revolve around the USA, maybe they could learn something form their 'backward' and 'upside-down' cousins. (but that won't...can't really....actually happen....American's simply are incapable of such an exercise in thinking and imagination....their loss, not ours ;P

  3. "Internal Poll" by DesScorp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because they'd never lie about his chances in an attempt to drum up support. Oh no, that would never happen.

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    Life is hard, and the world is cruel
    1. Re:"Internal Poll" by tomhath · · Score: 1

      Because they'd never lie about his chances

      I'd love to see internal memos revealing that leaked to the press.

    2. Re:"Internal Poll" by tqk · · Score: 1

      Shut the fuck up you stinking mile high pile of shit.

      Guffaw! Really. :-)

      --
      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
    3. Re:"Internal Poll" by bloodhawk · · Score: 2

      At the moment a maggot invested week old corpse of a Kangaroo could poll better than the labor party so that really is hardly a suprise. For that matter a maggot infested dead Kangaroo probably would smell better than the labor party too.

    4. Re:"Internal Poll" by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      Except it doesn't make sense, Gillard has basically branded him a terrorist in public and was serious about it, particularly early on in the saga. The only minister who initially stood up for Assange's rights was KRuddy the foriegn minister, note that providing proper consular assistance and supporting freedom of the press are very different from supporting a senate run. I just can't see the Labor party or even the Greens offering him pre-selection so he would have to run as an independent, but where? - Which electorate is that fond of him?.

      Personally I wouldn't vote for him, he's doing a fine job "keeping the bastards honest" from the outside and I think he should stick with that, unwavering ideology of any colour doesn't make for a good politician in my book. The same can be said of Peter Garret, he did a lot more good as a government critic, now that he is a minister in the labor party he is bound to vote along party lines, which in the eyes of the public just makes him look like he "sold his soul".

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    5. Re:"Internal Poll" by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

      Which electorate is that fond of him?.

      Senators represent a State or Territory. He'd pick the State that gave him the best odds of winning (6 seats per State per election vs. 2 seats per Territory per election). IIRC it only takes the signatures of fifty individuals eligible to vote in that State or Territory to nominate as an independent senate candidate. As long as he is not disqualified by section 44 of our Constitution (dual or foreign citizen, subject to a custodial sentence of more than one year, undischarged bankrupt, on public payroll etc.) he'll be easily registered. Winning is another thing.

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      Patent litigation: A doctrine of Mutually Assured Destruction... in which everyone seems willing to push the button
  4. Elected? by irockash · · Score: 1

    Would be nice, but I would think he has a real chance of getting arrested again before that happens.

  5. Immunity by koekebakker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Would this grant him political immunity? ;-)

    1. Re:Immunity by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sad really when you think about it. Citizen Assange can be set up, framed and generally gone after with impunity. Politician Assange, dearie me no, he's important! Might cause an international incident!

      The system is so broken.

    2. Re:Immunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      From rape charges, probably not.

    3. Re:Immunity by tqk · · Score: 1

      The system is so broken.

      Agreed.

      So, if that's the way it works these days, let's break it again! Get into the spirit of things. Welcome to the 21st Century. Nihilists on every street corner and poisonous critters infesting our dreams.

      What a world this is. :-| You people (not you personally) just keep on astonishing me. "Don't. Stop! No. Don't stop!!!"

      --
      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
    4. Re:Immunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about other countries but at least in germany the hurdles for lifting immunities are very low and are granted almost automatically. Just a couple of months ago the responsible parlimentary commitee lifted the immunity of the (now former) federal president for prosecution in a favours scandal.

    5. Re:Immunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt his diplomatic immunity would erase what happened in regards to the Wikileaks. Thankfully!

    6. Re:Immunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope, they'll go after him even if technically he did nothing wrong

      as an example, look up 'Craig Thompson' which is happening right now
      accussed of abusing his position by using his union supplied and funded credit card for his own personal benefit (hookers, food, gifts, etc) when he was head of a union (prior to his foray into politics)
      he's been "suspended" from the political party he was affiliated with
      (ie. shit's about to hit the fan. don't say he's with us)

      according to the rules of the union, there's actually nothing that says he couldn't do that
      it's more that it's unethical that he's being dragged over the hot coals for it

    7. Re:Immunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the word "rape" is an unclear generalization. For the kind of sexual boorishness he is accused of in Sweden, the punishment in Sweden is approx. 75 euro fine IIRC. In other (less feminist/egalitarian) countries, it probably would not be enough to accuse him and confront him with the law.
      If I recall correctly: with the first woman, they had sex once, they fell asleep, he woke up, proceeded to have sex with her again without asking her first. with the other woman, they had sex and the condom broke. then the women found out about each other and sued his pants off.
      Don't misunderstand me, I think he's guilty, and deserves to be punished with the full force of the law, and more: not just pay 75 euro to Swedish government, but also be forced to apologize to both women for being such a "player" and not telling them about the other one.
      And then it all went ..weird.. with this extradition stuff etc. etc.
      now on Slashdot all I read is: rapist rapist rapist, instead of: if you go out with him, DON'T go to bed with him, he's an arrogant asshole and a player!

    8. Re:Immunity by peragrin · · Score: 1

      he should have gone for a us government seat. he already has the womanizing ways. he would fit right in as a state governor.

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      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    9. Re:Immunity by BlueStrat · · Score: 0

      now on Slashdot all I read is: rapist rapist rapist, instead of: if you go out with him, DON'T go to bed with him, he's an arrogant asshole and a player!

      So, "don't hate the player, hate the US State Dept."? :P

      Strat

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      Progressivism (aka US 'Liberalism'): Ideas so good they need a police/surveillance-state to enforce.
    10. Re:Immunity by tqk · · Score: 1

      Don't misunderstand me, I think he's guilty ...

      I don't. I think it's all BS. The original prosecutor dropped it. Then another (more political) one picked it up again, and there you are.

      Was it consensual sex? Yes. Were they forced into bed with him? No. Are condoms unbreakable? No. Is he a pariah in the eyes of some powerful nations' governments? Yes. Were he just some ordinary, run of the mill guy, would this be happening to him? Crucify him!

      It's BS.

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      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
    11. Re:Immunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's not, it's working exactly as it was intended to. No politician wants it to be legal to extradite a politician.

    12. Re:Immunity by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      You missed one of the most important facts of the case, she was *fine and happy* for several days .... Until she met another woman who had *also* slept with him (recently?) and it was *after* that she suddenly started claiming *rape*.

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      Visit CryptoGnome in his home.
  6. Government allegiance & perception of independ by poity · · Score: 2

    If he becomes part of the Australia gov, then future Wikileaks exposés on governments that are Australia's economic/geopolitical competitors would be more easily called into question. Releases on China, Japan, NZ, Indonesia, even the US, would at the outset be accused of having pro-Australian political motivations behind them.

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    your thin skin doesn't make me a troll
  7. Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    So how long before OpenLeaks posts the real poll results?

    1. Re:Oh really? by Sique · · Score: 1

      What's so special about poll results? They are just an attempt do understand the current opinion. They don't have any legal implications. If there was a real election, and the real results were hidden and the election faked, then there would be something to publish. But a poll? Seriously? If you don't believe the results, ask the next polling institute and get your own.

      --
      .sig: Sique *sigh*
    2. Re:Oh really? by davydagger · · Score: 2
      openleaks was never real.

      I was a cover for microsoft funded mole to leave and shred documents under some cover of credibility. Don't believe me?

      http://openleaks.org/ - hasn't been touched since 2010 and their security certificate has expiried.

  8. It's a trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Australias puppet government is controlled by the US - if Assange goes back there he is on the next plane to gitmo.

    1. Re:It's a trap! by GNious · · Score: 1

      According to articles online, he doesn't have to go back there to be in the election ... and judging from politicians here (Europe), he might not have to show up AFTER being elected.

    2. Re:It's a trap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would certainly be entertaining if he used his salary as a Senator to fund Wikileaks... Using the Australian taxpayers to circumvent the blockade would be a pretty sweet system hack.

  9. It's A Trap, Period. How stupid does obummer ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    ... think Assange is?

    Australia? The county that plans to sell out its sovereignty to the us by blindly allowing extradition of its own citizens to the us for doing things in Australia that are legal in Australia but against the us farce of "law" without even being charged and given due process in Australia?

    It's a fucking american 3-letter supercop agency trap, period.

    I hope Assange is smart enough (and not vein enough) to fall for that fucking Acme trap.

  10. Re:Government allegiance & perception of indep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As compared to the current anti-American political motivations behind Wikileaks exposés?
    If he's such a champion of truth, why doesn't he take on Russia or China?

  11. Hard Time Serving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    He would have a very hard time serving in office from his cell at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

  12. Honeypot Telepresence Robot Candidate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After Michael Moore got a Phycus Tree elected in the US, a few years ago - and showed how much apathy and neighbourhood-playground-level strong-arming goes on unabashedly.

    Why not a Telepresence Surrogate Robot Avatar Candidacy by Assange, in Australia? The proposition is too much of a Honeypot to be accepted as-is. And a physical presence might be too dangerous, honeypot-wise, in the original mataphorical use of the term. He would then only have to worry about hacking attempts into his robotic surrogate avatar. I'm sure the nerdworld could open-source it? It could then be used for tele-aid - in places where real doctors and nurses get threatened, beaten, bombed and shot up too often. Online watchdogging could be improvised, to make sure no misuse or hijacking went on. Heck, volunteer medstaff could pitch in collective huddles. And students could watch. Satellites. Dronedrops of medicine and clean bandages. The works. A pity some relevant international org, like WHO?, is too mired in outdated burocracy to even consider the option.

    Technology is useless, unless used for good, by all.

  13. Here comes the begging for campaign donations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    None of which will be spent on ads, billboards, brochures, or anything with a paper trail. But that's ok: what's good for Assange is good for everybody!

    1. Re:Here comes the begging for campaign donations by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Pauline Hanson was the last ideologue to mishandle campaign funds, she was jailed for it. This is not the US, the guy with the most money is not the automatic winner here. Our politicians benifit greatly by pointing out fraudulent behaviour by their enemies to the federal police, if they are not prepared to take it to court then they are simply preaching to their own choir and nobody else takes it seriously.

      Having seen the bombardment of political ads in the US I was stunned as to how nasty they get. At least the politicians here put some effort into their bullshit and attempt to make a reasonably civil and coherent argument in their advertising. I look at some of the attack ads in the US and think to myself; "the attacker must think I'm an idiot", I thought the same thing when they put Palin up for VP. Republican's treated their suppoerters as morons by selecting a village idiot as a VP candidate, they deserved to lose.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  14. CORRECTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I hope Assange is smart enough (and not vein enough) to fall for that fucking Acme trap.

    CORRECTION:

    I meant:

    I hope Assange is smart enough NOT to fall for that fucking Acme trap and doesn't let his vanity (which is what Wile E Obummer and the Keystone Cops are counting on) cloud his judgement.

  15. Re:Government allegiance & perception of indep by Sique · · Score: 4, Informative

    Because WikiLeaks can only publish material it gets. If they don't get material about Russia and China, they can't publish it. WikiLeaks doesn't actively go for material, they just offer a platform to publish it.
    If you want something about Russia and China published on WikiLeaks, go, get the stuff and publish it!

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    .sig: Sique *sigh*
  16. Re:Government allegiance & perception of indep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One corrupt super-power at a time, big fella.

  17. Well, Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A narcissistic parasite that loves publicity and preying on young women, politics is his natural home.

  18. Re:Government allegiance & perception of indep by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

    Perhaps because no one from Russia or China is sending him leaked documents?

  19. I Hope they would make him... by BatGnat · · Score: 1

    I Hope they would make him Minister of Foreign Affairs.

    Fuck you U.S.A.; Diplomatic immunity.

    I know it would never happen, not even sure if that position has Immunity. Leave me with my dreams....

    1. Re:I Hope they would make him... by qxcv · · Score: 1

      He could only become Minister for Foreign Affairs if he was in the House of Reps (he's running for the Senate), in which case it is entirely possible that he would be offered a position in the ministry of a hypothetical minority Governmnet attempting to use independents to win a majority.

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      "The most dangerous enemy of a better solution is an existing codebase that is just good enough." -- Eric S. Raymond
  20. Re:Ouch by BatGnat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Residents of the U.S.A. elected George W. Bush; how could he be worse than that....

    And you call us 'batshit insane'?

  21. I dont think so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from memory he has a criminal record for hacking in Australia yeah?
    you cant be in parlment with a criminal record...

    1. Re:I dont think so.. by sco08y · · Score: 3, Funny

      from memory he has a criminal record for hacking in Australia yeah?
      you cant be in parlment with a criminal record...

      Nope, only a handful of convictions (treason, bribery, etc.) are disqualifiers from Oz parliament. His main problem would be he'd have to renounce any dual citizenship.

      If they do vote him in, the beauty of democracy is that it thoroughly rewards masochistic voters.

  22. Re:Government allegiance & perception of indep by cavreader · · Score: 1, Troll

    He would never release anything meaningful from Russia or China. Russia and China would have no problems just killing him if he released anything they considered state secrets. As it stands now the US has not did anything to him. If the US wanted him dead or in US custody he would be. The man has an agenda and frankly is just a plain weirdo based on his behavior when he was negotiating with other news outlets like the BBC or New York Times. His tries to stage manage the release of data to support his own agenda. He also claims to "own" the data and requested payment from others before he would give them access. Wiki leaks and similar companies serve as a place where people can submit information while preserving their identities. Any data they get their hands on should be released in whole without any commentary or political manipulation. Release the data and let the general public draw their own conclusions. There is a reason a majority of key people quit working for him because of his behavior and policies.

  23. Incomplete point there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Australian Labour Party is hugely unpopular (the Greens even moreso), and likely to be completely annihilated in the next election. Assuming he could actually win a riding, Assange would be a powerless member of a small minority party (which is still far too much power for such an egomaniac).

  24. Whoever modded my correction down: FOAD asshat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Maybe the little pissy-pants who modded my correction down (how the fuck can you be fucking stupid enough to mod an AC correction down?) has buggered back to dipshitdom, so I'll say it again):

    CORRECTION:

    I meant:

    I hope Assange is smart enough NOT to fall for that fucking Acme trap and doesn't let his vanity (which is what Wile E Obummer and the Keystone Cops are counting on) cloud his judgement.

    Addendum:

    Then again, Assange is not american, so he probably has an uncorrupted brain.

  25. Re:Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    twice, even.

  26. Bad by Smiddi · · Score: 1

    This story just highlights not how good Assange is (as he has done virtually nothing to win) but just how bad the people are who are running against him.

    1. Re:Bad by maglor_83 · · Score: 1

      No, it highlights how Australians will vote for a name they know. We'd probably vote in Hitler if he stood for election, simply because that's the only name on the ballot we recognise.

    2. Re:Bad by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      We'd probably vote in Hitler if he stood for election, simply because that's the only name on the ballot we recognise.

      Also called: "The Evil You Know....."

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  27. Re:Government allegiance & perception of indep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Key people like Daniel Domscheit-Berg that claimed to be a programmer and wikileaks architect even thought he's never wrote a single line of code? Who else is in this "majority of key people"?

  28. What is the world coming too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is this world coming too? We are electing shit to office. In the US you have criminals running / getting elected for office. Other free countries are doing the same. Now Australia wants to elect a straight up attention whore to office.

    The world should collectively facepalm today.

  29. Awesome idea by thebeige · · Score: 1

    Awesome, i'd vote! At least he discloses information unlike most Australian Politicans.

  30. Hitchens had this guy pegged. by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Hitchens had this guy pegged. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the word is Had... Plenty has happened in two years.

  31. If he can get his name on the NSW senate ticket by barv · · Score: 1

    Then I would vote for him!

    As for the rape charges.. To me it's not "rape" to
    1) initiate sex with a sleeping sex partner or
    2) to not notice that a condom broke.

    The first Swedish prosecutor apparently refused to prosecute. Then an ambitious prosecutor, inferring perhaps that Hillary was a premium victim of Assange, realized that a horrendous crime had been committed.

    Can't blame the Swedes. They probably have no power to restrain their (probably independent) prosecutors.

    1. Re:If he can get his name on the NSW senate ticket by boblaroc · · Score: 1

      He is running in Victoria

    2. Re:If he can get his name on the NSW senate ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First one should be.
      They need to say yes each time.
      You can't just get permission once and then use it for ever more, otherwise you could go bonk an ex in her sleep and it wouldn't be rape.

    3. Re:If he can get his name on the NSW senate ticket by able1234au · · Score: 1

      Sex with you must be a bundle of fun. Do they need to sign both copies and have a thirdparty witness each time? Do you keep a Justice of the peace outside the door?

      While his behaviour was not ideal, i have seen much worse out there go unprosecuted. The over reactions on this issue are unbelievable. Most seems driven by Americans upset over the embarrassment of the information released, when Assange was not the person taking the secrets, he was merely passing them on. And you don't see the New York Times and other newspapers shut down for running those stories.

  32. Good. Just what he's cut out for. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    There couldn't be a more appropriate job for a unctuous, hyper-vain, womanizing publicity whore who's always looking for other people to fund what he wants to do.

    And more importantly, he'll have a first-hand chance to see - behind the scenes - exactly why some government communication has to be kept out of public view. Everyone who gets elected to such positions gets a big fat wake-up call about security matters they used to blow off as irrelevent.

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    1. Re:Good. Just what he's cut out for. by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      unctuous, hyper-vain, womanizing publicity whore who's always looking for other people to fund what he wants to do

      And aside from the womanizing you've just described Mark Zuckerberg (and pretty much any other high-profile massive-IPO CEO of a company which is insanely over-hyped)

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    2. Re:Good. Just what he's cut out for. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      And aside from the womanizing you've just described Mark Zuckerberg (and pretty much any other high-profile massive-IPO CEO of a company which is insanely over-hyped)

      The difference is that Zuckerberg creates things, but Assange just wants to control and/or destroy them in order to be visible and famous. You may not like Zuckerburg, but Assange is leech with delusions of grandeur. There is a difference between them - and not just Assange's condescending treatment of women.

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  33. Assange for Senate! by DaKong · · Score: 1

    I'm not Australian, but I'd vote for him if I were.

    Why is it that this guy can be a serious candidate for the Australian Senate and the Pirate Party can win seats in European Parliaments, but we can't even get f-ing single payer health care in the United States?

    The world really needs Democracy 2.0, badly. This autocracy/oligarchy/crony capitalism thinly disguised as democracy crap has got to go. We need a system were the sociopaths who currently comprise our "leaders" are expressly barred from any position, of any power, ever.

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  34. Re:Government allegiance & perception of indep by tqk · · Score: 1

    Release the data and let the general public draw their own conclusions.

    Like to the New York Times, The Guardian, and der Spiegel? Oh, he did! Huh.

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    "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
  35. So women throw themselves into the arms of an .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. ugly, pathetic and old man?

    Here is a fact, the two women reported the rape MONTH before the controversy was even started. Then the serial rapist used the controversy as an excuse no to stand trial. In fact, he is still fighting to stay out of the country to avoid being jailed for multiple rapes.

    But since idiots around the world believe whatever piece of human trash there is as long as they say something bad about the US ....

  36. A Real Chance by GrahamCox · · Score: 2

    Looking at the choice currently facing the Australian voter, a three legged sheep would stand a "real chance" of election.

    1. Re:A Real Chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would vote for a 1 eyed, 3 legged sheep if it wore an eye patch and a captains hat.

    2. Re:A Real Chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all hail the three legged sheep of our redemtion

    3. Re:A Real Chance by Dracophile · · Score: 1

      Looking at the choice currently facing the Australian voter, a three legged sheep would stand a "real chance" of election.

      The only way I'd vote for a three-legged sheep is if the ballot contained only one of ALP or Coalition candidates on it. As soon as both go on the ballot, I must put one of them second-last in order to vote for the three-legged sheep, which is as good as voting for them. No thanks. Informal voting for me until they change the voting system.

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  37. Julian Assange 2012!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wooooo! Like Ron Paul, only crazier and Australian! Wooooo!

  38. Re:Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't know who Julian Assange is, do you?

  39. Re:Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Rape". You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  40. Assange vs Conroy by bug1 · · Score: 1

    Assange and Controy would likely be in the same state (Victoria) and competing against each other.

    Conroy is from the Australian Labor Party has tried very hard to impose stricter censorship on us, last election there was a campaign encouraging people from all parties to put conroy last on the ballot (preferential voting). He is not well liked by the people, well, excpet for when hes doing NBN stuff.

    With Conroy and Assange on the same ballot, it would be difficult to not think about censorship when voting.

  41. Good move! by DaneM · · Score: 1

    Aside from having a person who's willing to "chap a few (or a lot of) hides" in order to do what he thinks is right, in government, it would certainly make it a LOT harder to extradite him if he were to become a senator. Just how many world leades get extradited? Not many, I recon.

    As an American, I won't claim to know the intracacies of Australian government/politics, but at least on the surface, running/getting elected sounds like a smart thing for Assange to do...assuming nobody assassinates him for it.

  42. No by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's no such thing. You are thinking diplomatic immunity. Diplomatic immunity is granted to any accredited diplomat working in the host country. It also can be, and is, granted to politicians visiting on official state trips. However it isn't something that happens by magic. It is granted by the host nation, meaning the nation the person is in.

    What's more, it can be waived. If a diplomat commits a crime the host nation can ask the parent nation to waive immunity. Depending on the relationship between the nations, this can happen. An immunity waiver isn't up to the diplomat, it is up to their government.

    So even if immunity applied (it wouldn't since he was never granted it) Sweden could ask the Australian government to waive immunity on the rape charges. Australia probably would.

    It is not this magic shield that protects any politician people seem to think.

  43. Not so sure about this by Lewis+Daggart · · Score: 1

    Government watchdog is one thing. Watchdog government is entirely different. I'm not sure how he can continue what he's doing while holding actual power.

    1. Re:Not so sure about this by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      He can't. He'd certaly need to put another person doing Wikileaks PR, and get completely away from it.

      But that is way too much speculative. Had anybody already asked him what he'll do?

  44. Re:So women throw themselves into the arms of an . by tqk · · Score: 1

    Here is a fact, the two women reported the rape MONTH before the controversy was even started. Then the serial rapist used the controversy as an excuse no to stand trial.

    Your so-called "facts" leave much to be desired. "Serial rapist"?!? For consensual sex? After it all blew up in his face, he asked the prosecutor if he was free to go, and they said yes. He left. Then the second prosecutor started the current situation. Now, he's just trying to avoid being crucified by a stupid Swedish definition of rape. Yo girls, IT'S ALRIGHT TO SAY NO. Really. Honest! Say no if you want to! REALLY, damnit!

    You are an imbecile.

    But since idiots around the world believe whatever piece of human trash there is as long as they say something bad about the US

    Poor baby. Do you feel the same way about Daniel Ellsberg and Thomas Drake?

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    "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
  45. FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the prosecutor was a WOMAN who dropped the silly sex case against him. The 2nd prosecutor went out HIS of the way to go after Assange; because he is a most likely crook.

    The women wanted Assange tested and maybe a little bit of revenge but nothing like what is being done against him. Rather pointless if the two women were tested and didn't pick up any STD. If one did, then there could be a case of him knowingly infecting another but that would likely have resulted in different allegations probably REAL CHARGES -- remember, they never brought charges against him! They just wanted to "question" him under their custody so they could find any questionable legal excuse to whisk him away to gitmo. If they really wanted tests or answers from him there was ZERO need for the actions taken; trusted 3rd parties and ask him and test him... plus that information can be passed using technology, no need bring him on horseback to their investigators.

  46. Definnition of a losser has your face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You call the poster an imbecile when you are the only one who sounds like an imbecile.

    Consensual sex according to the rapist ..... with a woman who said NO. Only a complete imbecile thinks that is consensual sex.

    Hope somebody rapes you a few times just to see if you like your definition of consensual sex.

    1. Re:Definnition of a losser has your face by tqk · · Score: 1

      Consensual sex according to the rapist ..... with a woman who said NO. Only a complete imbecile thinks that is consensual sex.

      You must be Swedish. "So, here we are, in bed, and we're both naked. We've already (earlier) fucked each other ragged. Do you want to have sex?"

      RAPE!

      I mean, come on. No one but the Swedish legal system thinks that's plausible.

      BTW, I will NOT be vacationing in Sweden in the forseeable future, despite the respect I have for that country otherwise.

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      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
  47. Re:Government allegiance & perception of indep by cavreader · · Score: 1

    Or just setup a site that contains the raw information for public consumption. And he did not release all the data he received at one time. Was he just spell checking the documents? Organizations such as this should serve only as a conduit for releasing the raw information as widely as possibly while protecting the identity of the person who provided the information to them. And pray tell why he demanded money from other news sources for access to the data? Why does it take millions of dollars to provide this type of service? An Internet connection, small staff, and a few servers should do the job just fine.

  48. You ate the turds from Assange's lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "sad" story you are claiming is the story published by Assange's lawyers. A story that was proven false when the actual charge documents were released.

  49. Re:Government allegiance & perception of indep by tqk · · Score: 1

    Or just setup a site that contains the raw information for public consumption.

    No, raw data needs to be sanitized to protect the innocent.

    Organizations such as this should serve only as a conduit ...

    ... which is why people like you are not in charge. It's not as simple a thing to do as you wish it to be.

    And pray tell why he demanded money from other news sources for access to the data?

    I assume he was trying to figure out how to do it. He was inventing. I've been there.

    I don't think he's our saviour. I do think he's just another guy. I think he had a bright idea and he's doing his best to run with it. I haven't seen him do much that I'd consider "evil" (and I'm fairly picky in that area). To my mind, so far, so good.

    I think it would be seriously cool, on many levels, if Australia's PM was Julian Assange. I hope he enjoys the ride.

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    "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
  50. A New Era? by TranquilVoid · · Score: 1

    I've long fantasised about a politician running for office on the platform of complete openness; all conversations with other ministers, their own advisers, business leaders, lobbyists and community groups are recorded and made available for the public to peruse.

    In the case of Assange his Wikileaks background makes this almost plausible. I'm not naive enough to believe he won't use the same old tactics of networking and backroom deals, but it's a dream...

  51. My vote.. by SwampChicken · · Score: 1

    ...waits for his arrival.

  52. Re:Government allegiance & perception of indep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As compared to the current anti-American political motivations behind Wikileaks exposés?

    If he's such a champion of truth, why doesn't he take on Russia or China?

    Wikileaks publish materials about corruption in other countries than the U.S., but you didn't bother about it because you don't care about other countries.

  53. Re:Government allegiance & perception of indep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And he did not release all the data he received at one time. Was he just spell checking the documents?"

    Or did he think there was a high enough number of absolute bombshells in what he had received, each of which he thought it was important for the public to be aware of, and he didn't want to release them all on one day and run the risk of one of more of those stories being completely buried due to the sheer amount of other news generated that day from his release?

    I think in his situation that would worry me. Of course, he could just have been trying to drag it out for as long as he could and ride the fame. But that being true to a greater or lesser extent doesn't entirely preclude the idea of strategic management of releases to ensure the greatest possible public awareness level of the information.

  54. Re:Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, but I know your mother. Very very well.

  55. Re:Willie Smits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You apparently need to beg, borrow or steal Willie Smits to come and tell you how to restore your rainforest, etc. :D (This guy should be cloned...LOL! We need a lot more like him)

    http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/en/willie_smits_restores_a_rainforest.html

  56. Re:Government allegiance & perception of indep by quenda · · Score: 1

    If he becomes part of the Australia gov,

    There is a big difference between being in parliament, and being in the government.

  57. Re:Government allegiance & perception of indep by cavreader · · Score: 1

    No he was looking for the information that would support his political ideas the most.

  58. Re:Government allegiance & perception of indep by cavreader · · Score: 1

    Sanitize the data to protect the innocent? That's a complete load of shit. And why is he entitled to determine who is innocent or guilty? The guy is a plain weirdo when off his meds.
    "... which is why people like you are not in charge. It's not as simple a thing to do as you wish it to be." It's simple if you know what the hell you are doing. Evidently your knowledge on the subject is lacking in the extreme. And I most certainly do not want to be in charge of anything of this nature or any other government related operations.

    "I assume he was trying to figure out how to do it. He was inventing. I've been there."
    He didn't invent anything. All the encryption and other technologies have been is use for years. And I could care less what Australia political position he obtains and I don't consider him "evil".

  59. Re:Government allegiance & perception of indep by tqk · · Score: 1

    Sanitize the data to protect the innocent? That's a complete load of shit.

    You really don't have any clue as to what we're talking about. Clue: raw data from $somewhere contains the *real names* of *real people*, whose names should not be disclosed to the $badguys. Those real people may be CIA operatives or confidential informants or *our people* who have jobs with *their gov't.* We don't want to compromise people who're helping us by supplying us with intel or doing *other nice stuff that we want done.* Duh. Go read some Sun Tsu, ffs.

    If that doesn't make any sense to you, think of WWII and William Stephenson (Intrepid) and French Maquis behind Nazi lines. Secrecy was paramount to them, and whole towns could be decimated in retribution for a successful op.

    I assume he was trying to figure out how to do it. He was inventing. I've been there.

    All the encryption and other technologies have been [in] use for years.

    Inventing *the process of leaking info* (wikileaks), not inventing tech. And no, leaking info is not that simple. Look at the mess he's in right now if you don't believe me.

    Bradley Manning's considered a traitor by many for what he's done. "Whistleblower", chyaaa, right.

    You appear to be avoiding the obvious and so far appear intent on remaining ignorant. I wonder why. Open your eyes.

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    "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
  60. Re:Government allegiance & perception of indep by cavreader · · Score: 1

    Listen dude I know exactly what raw data is and the ramifications of releasing such data. When Assange got his hands on the US related data he personally declared that no one would be excessively harmed by the release of the data. Of course all his sycophants immediately jumped on the bandwagon. When the criticism increased they changed their mind and stated that they would look through the data to make sure no one gets harmed. But here's the thing, how do they know who might be harmed? The sheer amount of data to analyze would take years to make some of those determinations. They released diplomatic correspondence that raised the level of tension and distrust between nations. The release of all the Afghanistan after action reports were a gold mine to those looking to profile US military responses under certain scenarios. Tactics, troop numbers, and weapons data were all there for the taking. I think the release of the Windward and Bernstein Nixon tapes would count as leaking data even though the Internet was not used. So claiming Assange "invented" leaking data is absurd.
    Manning allegedly violated military laws. When you join the military you voluntarily acknowledge that some of your rights are limited and that fact is not in the fine print. Leaking commercial data might get someone in trouble if they signed an NDA or signed other privacy agreements with their employers but releasing that type of data would give you a chance to justify your actions under the "Whistle Blower" laws. The military on the other hand is not as pliable. Plus the guy was a moron based based on how he decided to distribute the data. He chose to confide in someone who he had few e-mail communications with. I don't beleive he should be charged with treason or espionage. Both charges carry life sentences or potentially the death penalty on conviction. There was no top secret level data released so that should be taken into account. The chance of him not being judged guilty on the charges leveled against him are pretty low but the penalties should be moderated too match the actual impact of his actions (which was really nothing). If convicted of the charges he will still most likely receive a jail term of 10+ years.
    If you are going to operate a system to distribute data previously unknown to the public it should be the same data you receive. In Assanges case he made himself the gate keeper of the data. His actions are no different than any other news outlet that stage manages data releases to support a particular editorial line. Who appointed him the god of truth and justice? He allowed his personal opinions to dictate how he handled the data and while he is entitled to his opinion he should release the data as is. If someone gets killed I am sure he wouldn't personally give a shit but at least it would make people understand that there are consequences for your actions and right now the world is drowning with people who never take personal responsibility for their decisions.