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Legislation In New York To Ban Anonymous Speech Online

Fluffeh writes "Republican Assemblyman Jim Conte said, '[this] turns the spotlight on cyberbullies by forcing them to reveal their identity.' Republican Senator Thomas O'Mara added, '[this will] help lend some accountability to the Internet age.' The two are sponsoring a bill that would ban any New York-based websites from allowing comments (or well, anything) to be posted unless the person posting it attaches their name to it. But the bill also goes further, saying New York-based websites, such as blogs and newspapers, must 'remove any comments posted on his or her website by an anonymous poster unless such anonymous poster agrees to attach his or her name to the post.'"

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  1. Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    21 2. A WEB SITE ADMINISTRATOR UPON REQUEST SHALL REMOVE ANY COMMENTS
    22 POSTED ON HIS OR HER WEB SITE BY AN ANONYMOUS POSTER UNLESS SUCH ANONY-
    23 MOUS POSTER AGREES TO ATTACH HIS OR HER NAME TO THE POST AND CONFIRMS
    24 THAT HIS OR HER IP ADDRESS, LEGAL NAME, AND HOME ADDRESS ARE ACCURATE.
    25 ALL WEB SITE ADMINISTRATORS SHALL HAVE A CONTACT NUMBER OR E-MAIL
    26 ADDRESS POSTED FOR SUCH REMOVAL REQUESTS, CLEARLY VISIBLE IN ANY
    27 SECTIONS WHERE COMMENTS ARE POSTED.

    What about CDNs physically located in NY that serve news and video from very popular sites? And how are you going to verify all this information? Like, I go through Tor, I tell you I'm Jim Conte, I give you his home address and then I verify that I'm indeed him and all this time someone on the staff of this news site is ... doing what exactly? Verifying how? Are they calling ISPs and saying "Hey, does this IP address check out for this home address? And how on Earth are they going to be able to afford to do this for anonymous comments?

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    1. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by durrr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They are technological illiterates like most legislators and belive that human laws work like laws of nature, if you write them down they'll start enforcing themself.

      Did i mention they're also first rate morons?

    2. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The New York State Legislature has been a complete retard rodeo for as long as I've been paying attention to it. Anyone with half a brain uses it as a jumping-off point to a better office, i.e. US Congressman, NYS comptroller, lieutenant governor, etc.

      Occasionally there will be one smart person who decides to remain there to corral them in and lead them in a solid, purposeful direction. Unfortunately this "one smart person" is often a crook, and the "solid, purposeful direction" is therefore, well, you get the idea. The last one was Joe Bruno; he's currently in prison.

      This is why I never bought the whole "we should leave more things up to the states to decide" line of argument: as bad as the US Congress is, state legislatures are generally solidly worse; they just don't get as much press. Or maybe this is just a New York thing and other states are different, I don't know.

    3. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by HungryHobo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      they can't, that's the point. So anon comments will effectively be banned.

      since verifying the person is who they say they are is prohibitively hard it'll also do away with user generated content and we can go back to the way things were in the good old days with massive media companies telling us what to think without every tom dick and harry giving their opinion.

    4. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just nuts.

      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

      What's next? Ban car horns? Lop off everyone's middle finger? Crap my pants and call me Shirley. Democrats and Republicans are getting out of hand. People need to step up and vote these clown-shoes out of office.

    5. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by SJHillman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Having been to Albany to talk to state legislators a few times, they are mostly idiots. There's a few of them wouldn't even give us a meeting unless they knew we were bringing "a gift." That said, not all of them are idiots. I've gone to a baseball game or two with one of the reps from where I grew up... unfortunately, the smart ones usually stay away from technology issues simply because they know that they don't know enough to make any laws about it.

      Also, I didn't know laws of nature needed to be written down to be in effect. If we burn every book mentioning gravity, maybe we can get flying cars fast!

    6. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by GPLHost-Thomas · · Score: 1

      Not only this. They can't read the 1st amendment. I don't recall that it has anything in it about being anonymous or not ...

    7. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      They are technological illiterates like most legislators and belive that human laws work like laws of nature, if you write them down they'll start enforcing themself.

      Did i mention they're also first rate morons?

      No, they're Republicans in NY. That makes them SECOND-rate morons.

      Democrats are the first-rate morons in NY.

    8. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by freeweaver · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes it is impossible to enforce. But please don't think for a second that the people writing these "laws" are just stupid, that would be dangerous.

      The intention behind this move is simply to create a legal framework which allows those in control to censor ANY comment which is contrary to propagandised opinion.

      If you or I make a valid yet controversial comment on a website based in NY, the appropriate people will be alerted, the comment will be taken down, and a statement will be issued in its place:

      "This commenters identification could not be verified."

    9. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by c0lo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What about CDNs physically located in NY that serve news and video from very popular sites? And how are you going to verify all this information? Like, I go through Tor, I tell you I'm Jim Conte, I give you his home address and then I verify that I'm indeed him and all this time someone on the staff of this news site is ... doing what exactly? Verifying how? Are they calling ISPs and saying "Hey, does this IP address check out for this home address? And how on Earth are they going to be able to afford to do this for anonymous comments?

      Show me you palm, Jim Conte. Hmmm... yes, yes... see that line there? I can tell you by the look of it: your wish will be granted, in a very near future, no Websites will be hosted and no CDN-es will have presence in NY... but when it happens, if you'll remind your voters about your success, they'll throw rotten eggs at you.

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    10. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I would say that those people with CDNs in NY should very quickly end their contracts, migrate their services to other areas, and block the NY /20 at the borders.

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    11. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      21 2. A WEB SITE ADMINISTRATOR UPON REQUEST SHALL REMOVE ANY COMMENTS
        22 POSTED ON HIS OR HER WEB SITE BY AN ANONYMOUS POSTER UNLESS SUCH ANONY-
        23 MOUS POSTER AGREES TO ATTACH HIS OR HER NAME TO THE POST AND CONFIRMS
        24 THAT HIS OR HER IP ADDRESS, LEGAL NAME, AND HOME ADDRESS ARE ACCURATE.
        25 ALL WEB SITE ADMINISTRATORS SHALL HAVE A CONTACT NUMBER OR E-MAIL
        26 ADDRESS POSTED FOR SUCH REMOVAL REQUESTS, CLEARLY VISIBLE IN ANY
        27 SECTIONS WHERE COMMENTS ARE POSTED.

      What about CDNs physically located in NY that serve news and video from very popular sites? And how are you going to verify all this information? Like, I go through Tor, I tell you I'm Jim Conte, I give you his home address and then I verify that I'm indeed him and all this time someone on the staff of this news site is ... doing what exactly? Verifying how? Are they calling ISPs and saying "Hey, does this IP address check out for this home address? And how on Earth are they going to be able to afford to do this for anonymous comments?

      Adding to that, how does this measure stop anonymous posting or increases accountability?

      My details:

      John Smith
      (917) 345-3445
      59 W 46th St
      New York, NY 10036

      Prove it isn't me.

    12. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by __aaeihw9960 · · Score: 1

      This is why I never bought the whole "we should leave more things up to the states to decide" line of argument: as bad as the US Congress is, state legislatures are generally solidly worse; they just don't get as much press. Or maybe this is just a New York thing and other states are different, I don't know.

      Illinois, that is all.(And I found that article with a twenty second search.)

    13. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

      Gotta love politicking. "The art of postponing a decision until its no longer relevant." -that new WW2 movie about the black fighter pilots.

      Where I work, I see that people further down the chain are being trained to do this, and to not answer questions with any sort of real answer. Its quite depressing to see us advance in the wrong direction.

    14. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      "please don't think for a second that the people writing these "laws" are just stupid, that would be dangerous."

      Precisely. The actions of government (like the scum in Washington D.C.) only appear idiotic when you assume that they are attempting to act in the best interests of the vast majority of the citizens.
      We shouldn't mistake evil for stupidity.

    15. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hello? Thomas Paine published Common Sense anonymously. James Madison published The Federalist Papers anonymously, and Ben Franklin published a whole host of material anonymously. Anonymous political discourse was absolutely instrumental in creating the United States.

    16. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      So people in the 1700s didn't write anonymous letters ? These letters were not frequently circulated, published by newspapers and such ?

      Strange how you seem to know something that every other historian on earth doesn't. I'll look forward to reading your published research paper which should earn you quite a few honorary PHDs at the very least !

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    17. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by silentcoder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >You could hand write everything, but making copies would be very troublesome and time consuming.

      Oh and this line... guess those historians also got wrong the date of the invention of the printing press - since this event which changed the world forever is supposed to have happened a long time before the U.S. constitution got it's first amendment.
      Wait... didn't Benjamin Franklin use to run a newspaper ? With a printing press ?

      If anything we have LESS anonymity now than we had back then. Nobody 400 years ago could actually prove beyond a reasonable doubt which printing press produced a copy, or where it was originally typeset.

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    18. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      Has anonymous letters in newspapers changed anything?

    19. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Verifying how?

      They won't, all this will end up doing is driving hosting businesses out of state. You might as well try banning politicians from taking bribes too, it will be just as effective.

    20. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by sohmc · · Score: 1

      Your sarcasm aside, the parent post is saying that times were different when the law was written. The Supreme Court, for the most part, have adapted the Constitutional meaning of the First Amendment to the times.

      I agree with the Parent that Martin Luther King would not be as effective today hiding behind a pseudonym and a faceless blog as he was when he took the National Mall. This is not to say that anonymous messages don't have their place. Often anonymous commentators will offer ideas to the marketplace, which then spawn more ideas and contribute to the free speech of all people.

      While I agree with the premise of the assemblyman (the premise being that bullies shouldn't get to hide behind the First Amendment), using a nuke to trim a tree is not the way to go.

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    21. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by malakai · · Score: 2

      Hello? Thomas Paine published Common Sense anonymously. James Madison published The Federalist Papers anonymously, and Ben Franklin published a whole host of material anonymously. Anonymous political discourse was absolutely instrumental in creating the United States.

      This. Grandparent post is mostly wrong. Sure people standing up and being held accountable for their view point certainly helped change the world, but before that flash point were many anonymous letters and meetings...

    22. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by 1u3hr · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, when the first amendment was written, pretty much all speech was not anonymous. The first amendment was passed in 1789. ... . The people who have caused political change have done so by being intentionally not anonymous.

      Wrong. Very wrong.

      The Federalist Papers
      The Federalist Papers are a series of 85 articles or essays promoting the ratification of the United States Constitution written by Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, and John Jay. Seventy-seven of the essays were published serially in The Independent Journal and The New York Packet between October 1787 and August 1788. ...At the time of publication, the authorship of the articles was a closely guarded secret

    23. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by AngryDeuce · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is why I never bought the whole "we should leave more things up to the states to decide" line of argument

      As someone living in Wisconsin, I completely agree.

      I shudder to think how much worse the fuckheads in this state's government would have screwed us if they'd had more power. They did enough damage with the power they have. We've got a full-blown witch hunt going on right now over people who signed a recall petition against Governor Walker, our Supreme Court justices are physically assaulting each other, disenfranchisement efforts are in full swing, and women now have to prove to a doctor they're not being coerced before they're allowed to have an abortion (because, you know, there are tons of forced abortions in this country, am I right?) and allowing schools to restrict sex-ed programs to abstinence-only...

      Luckily we can still recall our reps, although they did everything they could to try and take that right away from us, too.

    24. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Firstly - that's not actually relevant to the point I was making. You stated that anonymous speech didn't EXIST when the first amendment was written, I clearly stated this to be absolutely and provably untrue.

      But having said that - yes, they have. First example: anonymous letters to newspapers have gotten people jailed for crimes many times - indeed a lot of people who have information and evidence of crimes are more comfortable talking to newspapers than to the police if they fear for their own safety. This becomes MORE likely when the evidence is about a crime by a politician or other person in a position of power.

      At other times anonymous letters have started debates, that inspired editorials that changed the outcomes of elections.

      But none of that actually matters much. Whether anonymous speech is effective at any particular type of social impact is utterly irrelevant to the question of whether it is VALID speech that ought to be protected and free. The answer to the latter is a resounding yes.
      Indeed the framers of the constitution in the USA were very much aware of anonymous speech and it's power and almost certainly specifically intended for it to be protected - not long before many of them had been writing letters of dissent against the official government of the land, encouraging the criminal act of rebellion against the monarch and planning a revolution.
      You can bet your ass they didn't sign the ones that were outright incriminating.

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    25. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      hey can't, that's the point. So anon comments will effectively be banned.

      Too many sites try to force you to use your Facebook ID to log in now. This would make it almost compulsory.

    26. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      so then, how is it you know these people published anonymously...and exactly what it was they had published? seems it wasn't so anonymous.

    27. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    28. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by silentcoder · · Score: 2

      >I agree with the Parent that Martin Luther King would not be as effective today hiding behind a pseudonym and a faceless blog as he was when he took the National Mall

      As I stated in my other post, how effective anonymous speech may or may not be at any given goal is not relevant to the question of whether it is a valid and protected form of free speech. The claims by the OP that the first amendment does not apply to anonymous speech since it didn't exist at the time are ludicrous and easily disproven - so we must come to the conclusion that the 1st amendment IS intended to protect anonymous speech as well.

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    29. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Eldragon · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I'm glad someone said it. Especially because you posted anonymously.

      Anonymous speech is as old as the written word.

    30. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Cytotoxic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      so then, how is it you know these people published anonymously...and exactly what it was they had published? seems it wasn't so anonymous.

      Because they won.

    31. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Funny

      The New York State Legislature has been a complete retard rodeo for as long as I've been paying attention to it.

      I'm waiting for a flurry of posts all made by "Republican Assemblyman Jim Conte"

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    32. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by jbengt · · Score: 1

      They can't read the 1st amendment. I don't recall that it has anything in it about being anonymous or not ...

      IIRC, case law has held that the right to anonymity is part of the right of free speech.

    33. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Republicans are only First-Rate Morons in Texas, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, East Carolina, West Kansas, Colorado, Colorgreeno, Colormino, and all points in between.

    34. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoosh...cough.../sarcasm...cough

      what's an insult beneath illiterate? would that be overliterate?

    35. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, dumbass. "Shall make no law" means "Shall make no law." Everything beyond that is just some stuff you made up.

    36. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Reibisch · · Score: 1

      Because there are no phony identities on Facebook or anything.

    37. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      "There's a few of them wouldn't even give us a meeting unless they knew we were bringing "a gift." Did you out them publicly? If a public figure said that to me my local news will getting a call.

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    38. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      No, they're Republicans in NY. That makes them SECOND-rate morons.

      I know, right? And the few times they get somebody in office that doesn't seem to be a complete moron, does a decent job, he does something like pay a hooker with a personal check, proving that he is indeed a first-rate moron.

      Of course, being the highly moral people we are, we cannot tolerate someone who visits prostitutes. Lying to start phony wars or trading weapons to Iranians for hostages is no problem, but you better not do anything, you know, dirty.

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    39. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by CozmicCharlie · · Score: 0

      I undestand your concerns. However, we can move between states much more freely than we can move between countries. When one state makes draconian laws such as this, we can always move to New Jersey or somesuch... Who wants to bet that weeks after this law gets enacted that there will be a mass exodus out? Also, we the people, can have more influence over state legislation than we can at the Federal level.

    40. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the law would be completely unconstitutional.

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    41. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is why I never bought the whole "we should leave more things up to the states to decide" line of argument: as bad as the US Congress is, state legislatures are generally solidly worse; they just don't get as much press. Or maybe this is just a New York thing and other states are different, I don't know.

      "Government sucks! I know, let's make it bigger! Derp!"

      The federal government is just as every bit crooked and full of retards. Example, Obama's staff responds to this petition https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#!/petition/legalize-and-regulate-marijuana-manner-similar-alcohol/y8l45gb1 with utter bullshit such as "marijuana is addictive" and "people end up in the ER often because of it". FUCK YOU.

    42. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

      Well, you certainly could try to publish stuff anonymously, but it was a lot riskier back then. Most people didn't have a printing press in their basement. You had to deliver the material to the printing press owner and hope that he didn't sell you out to the authorities. You could even send some lackey to deliver the letter, but they could rat you out as well. You still had to be willing to stand behind what you had said. Sure there were "anonymous" letters, but if the guy running the printing press didn't like your message, he didn't have to print them. And he was putting his ass on the line. Who's to say that someone against the message wouldn't go and destroy the press. It's only recently that people have been able to publish something for the whole world to see with pretty much no trail. It's possible to do it on the internet, but very difficult to do it right. Even organizations like Wikileaks who pride themselves on letting whistle blowers get their message out anonymously have had their anonymous tipsters revealed.

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    43. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Federalist Papers, you moron.

      Fucking hell but it's a sad testament to the American education system that you could say something like that.

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    44. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Bigby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So you are saying it is better that those things happen to 300,000,000 people instead of 5,700,000?

    45. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by beowulfcluster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So where is Slashdot based? There wouldn't be many comments left on here if anonymous ones are banned. The cowards aren't the only ones, obviously.

    46. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because my facebook id is my real name. Right. Yes.

    47. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by static0verdrive · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying I necessarily agree or disagree that anonymous speech had any effect on history (the fact that those in power write history as they see fit not withstanding) but I have to ask... if that's the case, then why the hell do they care if people post anonymously?!

      To me it's more about privacy. I do of course understand the desire to prevent serious hate-speech (the only true enemy to free speech in my opinion, not counting these politician douchebags) but having everyone use their real name won't prevent it... best-case you get fake names and still have to delete the hate-speech manually. I think the only way is to let people voice their opinion, privately (anonymously in this case I mean) and ban by IP if necessary. Even that's not all that fool-proof, but as someone above said, how do they think they can enforce this?? Short of selling out every bit of privacy left (which would lead to worse problems related to predators and stalkers as far as I can see) you will only end up hurting those who bothered to use their real name.

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    48. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really? How easy is it to sell your house, find a new house, buy the new house, get a new job, and locate good schools for your children??

      If you think that's easy, then it's just as easy to move to another country like Canada.

      Moron.

    49. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by firex726 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget even Ben Franklin wrote under pseudonym, one of the people who signed the document where that quote came from.

    50. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In practice, the more localized a government is, the less accountable it is. Yeah, I know, this goes against your model of how the world works, but it's true. State governments are, as a general rule, harsher than the federal government, city councils worse still, and homeowners' associations and school boards make up the bottom of the barrel, a collection of tiny, petty tyrannies. Judge by their acts.

    51. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point of leaving most things up to the states is damage control (via redundancy). When the federal legislature screwed something up it affects everyone, when a state screws something up it only affects a reasonably small portion of the nation.

      Really the problem is national news networks who don't report things that aren't of interest to a national audience.

    52. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Uh, last I checked, Congress wasn't the legislature of the state of New York.

      Shirley.

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    53. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Lucky75 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When you give power to the local states, you're not making it smaller, you're just shifting the power to someone else who is just as corrupt and gets less media attention.

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    54. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      It'll get tossed -- there are no conditions attached to freedom of speech.

      Oh, wait. Corporations have no right of free spech so you can suck it and be regulated, New York Times, or Ford website, or web site that criticizes Congress.

      Hint: This post is social commentary. Feel your ears burning? That's freedom of speech working as intended.

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    55. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by __aaeihw9960 · · Score: 1

      As the other poster stated - how easy is it, really, to sell a house (or farm). Find a new job (or farm), school, etc.? It's not.

      Also, we the people, can have more influence over state legislation than we can at the Federal level.

      Easier physical access to their office, and an easier process to get face time with them != more influence.

    56. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The NY /20?

      That makes so little sense, it hurts.

    57. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the case of people like Benjamin Franklin, they *did* indeed have their own printing press. There's no reason that a sufficiently wealthy person (like maybe Paine or Madison) can't own a printing press, and certainly printers themselves (like Franklin) have them.

      dom

    58. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How easy is it to sell your house, find a new house, buy the new house, get a new job, and locate good schools for your children?

      He didn't say it was "easy", you twat.

      If you think that's easy, then it's just as easy to move to another country like Canada.

      Are you a fucking idiot? Moving between states is E-A-S-I-E-R than moving between countries. It's easiER, E-R, you fucking retard. He never said it was "easy". Going from Georgia to Florida doesn't require a Florida passport and an entry visa from the state of Florida.

      Moron.

      Kill yourself.

    59. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. State legislators are often far more stupid than federal ones. He's saying it's better for those things to happen to 0 people.

    60. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      They're not just technological illiterates, they appear to be completely illiterate; or at least, aliterate when it comes to the Constitution. This will be struck down the minute they try to enforce it.

    61. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymous speech isn't really a 1st amendment issue. It's a 5th amendment issue. The government cannot compel you to take credit for your publications because doing so would be acting as a witness against yourself.

    62. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by LocalH · · Score: 1

      So you advocate the repeal of the 9th and 10th Amendments to the United Stated Constitution?

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    63. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More important is what it says about the legislators themselves. These men and women are afraid of the people. They are so terrified that speech itself is viewed as a threat. It's emblematic of the cowardice of the age. We expect government to resolve our issues, but men only exist to serve themselves. We should never expect altruism from any man. Indeed must protect ourselves from men who claim to work from altruism, as they would necessarily take our freedoms while offering little in return.

      We have come too far. I's necessary to restrict government again. The people must elect men to office for a short people of time. These men will restrict government and then leave government. Indeed, there must be barriers raised between the legislators and the people. The people have discovered it's simple to vote themselves bread and circuses. It's time to repeal the 17th Amendment. Government must be removed.

    64. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by KlomDark · · Score: 3, Funny

      /20, /21 - whatever it takes...

    65. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      Anonymous political discourse was absolutely instrumental in creating the United States.

      And that is why the legislators feel we must never let it happen again: anonymous speech overthrew one government (English colonial government) already and it could threaten the United States government today!

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    66. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I thought of that after I hit "submit". "Heat of the moment" and all that. As each ISP will separate their network rough geographic areas, blocking NY from accessing your services would presumably be as simple as finding out the appropriate supernet for the NY area and black-holing it.

      Apologies for the confusion.

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    67. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by LocalH · · Score: 1

      Ninth Amendment: "The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."

      Tenth Amendment: "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."

      Fourteenth Amendment, Section 1: "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."

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    68. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by NatasRevol · · Score: 0

      Thanks. Now if you could just explain how any of that directly relates, that'd be great.

      The Legislature of the State of NY is not bound by the Constitution of the United States, but by the Constitution of the State of New York.

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    69. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Atzanteol · · Score: 1
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    70. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that article isn't even up to date! Good lord Illinois is such a bad state sometimes.

    71. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Thelasko · · Score: 2

      This is why I never bought the whole "we should leave more things up to the states to decide" line of argument: as bad as the US Congress is, state legislatures are generally solidly worse; they just don't get as much press.

      In my opinion, the lack of press coverage is why state legislatures are so bad.

      State and local governments generally have a bigger impact on your day to day life than the federal government, yet no one pays any attention to them.

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    72. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      When the first amendment was written, anonymous speech was as easy as sneaking into the town square in the middle of the night and attaching your note to a prominent wooden object. Anonymity is harder in an age of surveillance, not easier.

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    73. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Well in that case:

      "Anonymity

      The founding fathers are "doing it wrong" "

      Fucking tripfags

    74. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by __aasehi2499 · · Score: 1

      Enforcement of the the regular posters doesn't matter, this bill just sets precedent for future bills that will require more severe and intrusive inroads into our private lives for the purpose of minute by minute control and recording of what we do and say. Don't think this has anything to do with the here and now. Bit by bit and law by law, building for the ?future?

    75. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 4, Informative

      When you give power to the local states, you're not making it smaller, you're just shifting the power to someone else who is just as corrupt and gets less media attention.

      and lives close to you, where you can make your opinion heard. Not to mention their sphere of influence is smaller. The point in having people with the power to do things that affect you most, closer to you, and on a smaller scale, is obvious (or at least, it should be). Besides, if they are all morons, why don't you run against them next election and win. It's easier on a local/state scale than on the federal level (which is why you don't want everything handled at the federal level).

    76. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      They care because throughout modern history the ability of people to communicate to each other has been one of the greatest threats to any government. All nations are threatened by their own citizens. And the easier it is for people to discuss their grievances with said nation the harder it is for the ruling class. The fact that our government would consider such action is a blatant sign that we have crossed a line at some point whereby we are no longer governed by the consent of the governed but by the force of the government.

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    77. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by __aasehi2499 · · Score: 1

      The ?future? was talked about just moments before right here on /.

      chipped

    78. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by tom229 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Most potheads I know swear Marijuana isn't addictive but then can hardly go a day without it. I'm not entirely convinced. That drug does seem to fester a delusional mind.

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    79. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by LocalH · · Score: 1

      "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."

      Read that until it soaks in. No state can take away rights granted in the Constitution, nor the implicit rights acknowledged by the Ninth and Tenth. State legislatures are absolutely bound by the Constitution.

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    80. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by __aasehi2499 · · Score: 0

      Why do people forget that there have been laws written since the U.S. Constitution was written, and that many of those laws have modified, abridged, amended, or just outright nullified parts of the U.S. Constitution?

    81. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      I kind of disagree in a certain regard. In the state I live, the majority party in the legislature does most of its business behind closed doors. There is pretty steady coverage about how this is kind of BS and violates their own rules, but as the reps all have an R behind their name and most of their voters are inbred farmers, religious zealots, and hillbillies they just blame it on the "liberal news media" and vote them back in the perpetuate the corruption.

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    82. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by macwhiz · · Score: 1

      You must be trolling; surely you're not so thick as to not grasp the meaning of "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States"?

      The First Amendment guarantees your right of freedom of speech. The Fourteenth Amendment, as quoted above, says no state can pass a law that takes away rights granted by the United States Constitution. Being part of the United States, New York, like the other 49 states, is bound by the United States Constitution, including the Fourteenth Amendment... and thus, by extension, the First Amendment. QED.

    83. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by LocalH · · Score: 1

      I don't forget. I harp on that daily in my meatspace life. However, those laws are not the subject of the article. This article is about the New York legislature trying to violate the 1st and 14th amendment.

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    84. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Grayhand · · Score: 1

      "we should leave more things up to the states to decide" I always find the Republican stance that states should have most of the power amusing. It's preCivil War. It's literally the system we had for roughly the first 100 years and it was in large part responsible for the Civil War. Slavery was never the cause of the war it was the chaos caused by every state functioning as separate countries. We still have remnants of that in that something that is perfectly legal in one state is a felony in the next. Do we really need to go back to a system where states all but had to sign treaties? Free speech is critical BECAUSE it's dangerous. Governments that feel too secure in their power rarely concern themselves with what's good for the average person.

    85. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_dzDb5v744

    86. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by tnk1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Are you shitting me? I sit on an HOA Board of Directors for only one reason: no one else wants to do the job. My predecessor *died* and I was brought in because they needed to prevent receivership and loss of property value for everyone that would entail. I do my best to avoid as much of it as I can.

      Let me make this clear. HOAs may seem like they are not accountable. I have joked that I could spend money building a statue of myself in the common area and no one could stop us, but do you know why? Because no one can be bothered to actually a) go to meetings, b) read the shit we send them, c) vote. That doesn't mean, however, that I am less accountable. I am a lot more accountable than some senator or representative. I "represent" only 200 households, not 300,000. And all of those people know where I live. When I take a walk, I invariably pass their houses. The thing is, no one is holding me accountable for anything. The most we get are people bitching at us at hearings when they didn't read the rules and painted their deck puke green and now they have to fix it. And I wouldn't even care about that as much, except as a Director, I have a legal obligation to act in the best interests of the community and according to it's legally enacted rules and covenants.

      We literally have to collect proxies and elect ourselves at the annual meeting. If that's a tyranny, then it is one that is being run with the fullest cooperation of the tyrannized.

      There is no reason this has to be, except the fact that no one wants to bother. And I don't blame them. Being on an HOA Board isn't privilege, it's work. If you wanted to move to my community and get elected to the board, I will be happy to step down. Of course, I will move from the community as soon as I can if you are a moron and enforce nothing, but please don't get the idea that there is no accountability. There is plenty, it's just that no one bothers to care.

    87. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by cygnwolf · · Score: 1

      Easier physical access to their office, and an easier process to get face time with them != more influence.

      It doesn't? I would have thought that easier process to get face time would innately make it easier to have an influence on him....

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    88. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by compro01 · · Score: 1

      See 14th amendment and incorporation doctrine. State governments are subject to pretty much all of the bill of rights.

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    89. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Informative

      No research says marijuana is addictive. Show me a single case of anyone going to the ER for pot. It IS total bullshit, fucking lies.

      Look at the Partnership For A Drug Free Anerica's web site. They claimed for years that marijuana was carcinogous, until a cople of years ago when they were trying to demonstrate its link to cancer and found that there was no statistical difference in cancer rates between pot smokers and nonsmokers (and the pot smokers had fewer cancers than nonsmokers), and that cigarette smokers who also smoked pot had half as many cancers as those who only smoked cigs.

      Now the site says "marijuana contains carcinogens". Fucking morons, PFADFA lies about marijuana, then when the dumb kids find out that they've been lied to about pot, they don't believe them about crack and heroin, ahich ARE addictive. They're contributing to the very drug abuse they're trying to stop!

      And who is behind this "partnership"? The drug lords have apparently been bribing every damned politician in the country.

    90. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's still a 1st Amendment issue. "You can't say X without also saying Y" is an infringement on free speech.

      It might ALSO be a 5th Amendment issue for the reason you state, but the two aren't mutually exclusive.

    91. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We shouldn't mistake evil for stupidity.

      Can't they be both?

    92. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is why I never bought the whole "we should leave more things up to the states to decide" line of argument

      And this is exactly why I DO buy the whole "we should leave more things up to the states to decide" line of argument. State legislatures can do some pretty stupid things, true. But the damage they can do is limited and localized for the most part.

      Just wait until the US Congress hears about this proposed law and starts salivating at the prospects. I'd rather have New York websites instead of all US websites on my "do not visit" list.

      Posted anonymously just because I can (for now).

    93. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by C0R1D4N · · Score: 1

      Fourteenth Amendment, Section 1: "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws." The "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the priveleges or immunities of the citizens of the United States" bit means states can't pass laws that violate the rights spelled out in the constitution..

    94. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      And you call what Congress gets sufficient media attention? All that gets reported are things like abortion, global warming, gay marriage and the most global of issues. The reality is, you are electing someone who you like based on their positions for about 5% of the work (or less) than they do. There is shit that goes through Congress by quick voice votes that actually affects hundreds of thousands, even millions of people, and it gets zero coverage.

      The only reason there is no media coverage for state or local governments is that no one is interested in them, but that doesn't mean they aren't accountable, it's that people can't be bothered participating in their own democracy. It doesn't *need* to be that way. It didn't used to be that way. While I am glad the North won the Civil War, before that war, state politics was very important and very much covered by the existing media. That's how states could even contemplate secession to begin with.

      Sure, recognize that there are certain realities today in regard to how federalism works, but don't get the idea that this is the way it must be by nature. Having our votes diluted by vesting everything in a federal government above that of state and local governments has directly led to a real loss of individual power for each voter which in turn becomes the apathy we have seen of late.

    95. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullies, every last one of them!

    96. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Indeed, that's why three out of the last five Illinois Governors served prison time, with the last two still locked up (and I'd like to see Quinn there with Blago and Ryan). It's the reason Illinois' budget is so out of kilter and why we have the wors credit rating of any state.

      They're a bunch of damned crooks. The bastards are cutting services to the poor, elderly, and disabled; they made a contract with their union for pay raises that were not given, they want to take away pensions that teachers have working all their lives for, but do any of the legislators, department heads, Governore, or rich bastards that bribe them pay any price at all? Hell no. I'm disgusted with Illinois government. It's easily the sleaziest state government in the country.

    97. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Never mind that it flies right in the face of the 1st Amendment rights of every citizen of this country. Yet more attempts at shit legislation with the lame-ass excuse of "It's to protect the children!". Here's a better idea for you asshat politicians: How about you protect the Constitution of this country instead? Do THAT for the children!"

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    98. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I would like to point out that, while you are correct that things like the Federalist Papers were anonymous, there was very little doubt, even at the time, who their authors were.

      Of course, in the 18th Century, I always felt that printing anonymously was more of a gentlemanly thing to do to prevent one from having to look like they were having a public brawl in the papers. That, as well as a protection from the possibility of libel proceedings and, of course, duels.

    99. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by rilian4 · · Score: 1

      This is why I never bought the whole "we should leave more things up to the states to decide" line of argument: as bad as the US Congress is, state legislatures are generally solidly worse; they just don't get as much press. Or maybe this is just a New York thing and other states are different, I don't know.

      The constitution doesn't give you a choice. It clearly states that power not explicitly delegated to the federal government must be relegated to the states or the people. You don't like it? Amend the constitution.

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    100. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      If the NY politicians care about laws, maybe they should start with this one:

      New York Constitution
      - It forbids the legislature from limiting free speech. It was written an era when our founders routinely wrote "anonymous" pamphlets. They considered it a fundamental right.

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    101. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by __aaeihw9960 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It's like the checkered suit wearing used car salesman of the US.

    102. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by __aasehi2499 · · Score: 1

      But are they violating the modifications to those amendments that have been codified since?

      I fully stand against this action, however my hope is that people don't forget that when trying to act against these affronts to liberty, that the current state of codified law must be considered so as to mount a reasoned counter-offensive.

    103. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Simple solution, ban these Nazi Homeowners Associations and their draconian rules...

    104. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by penix1 · · Score: 1

      That's what you get for thinking..

      The only facetime that counts are the ones with greenbacks behind them. All others need not apply...

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    105. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea well if the fuckheads in one state fuck things up.. you can move...

      if the fuckheads in the fed fuck things up ... we are all fucked.

    106. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by CimmerianX · · Score: 1

      Not to worry. This would be technically impossible to enforce. I think we all know that. It is just 5 minutes work to get a new email on any number of sites that aren't manic to get your phone number as verification. Yahoo for example.

    107. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by digitig · · Score: 1

      Are they necessarily illiterates? They're politicians, so presumably they don't care whether this is practical or not, they only care how it will play with the voters.

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    108. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Khyber · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "How easy is it to sell your house, find a new house, buy the new house, get a new job, and locate good schools for your children?? "

      With the exception of children (as I have none) it hasn't been difficult at all.

      Finances, learn how to control them.

      If you think it's not easy, I'm willing to bet you aren't taking good care of your finances, savings, etc.

      And I've got both dual-state and dual-country citizenship (CA/TN, USA/UK)

      Who's the moron, here?

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    109. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to recheck your history, many authors and political writings of the day were written by people using "pen names". Sometimes these names were to give a mystique, sometimes they were to hide the identity of the writer from persecution or murder.

    110. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      Maybe you're the moron for assuming the I'm American.

    111. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Thomas Paine PUBLISHED Common Sense, Ben Franklin had a HUGE part in writing it.

      After all, Franklin was the leader of the Party of Common Sense.

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    112. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Agreed, but it bears mentioning that every government rules with the consent of the governed.

      That consent may be demanded at gunpoint, but it is still yours to give or not; unless the population is kept in chains it can't be forced. If enough people are willing to withhold consent despite the price then the government crumbles, that has always been the case. The only variation throughout history has been the means of maintaining consent (usually some mix of bread, circuses, and the jackboot), how many people had to dissent to trigger a change, and how bloody the transition was.

      The guiding principle of Democracies/Republics/etc. is that consent should be freely given and confirmed on a regular basis, and as long as voters aren't being widely disenfranchised that is happening. In the US the fact that either major party candidate can get a majority of the vote shows that the vast majority is content enough with the way things are going that they're not willing to rock the boat. And honestly if a government can be co-opted without the majority being willing to "throw away their vote" on a third-party alternative, much less get out and campaign for them, then obviously it's not that bad. Yet.

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    113. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by BoberFett · · Score: 2

      So then surely countries are a relic as well. One world government, eh?

    114. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      I've given it up for years at a time. Presently, in point of fact. A lot of potheads are hippie dippie types who will periodically 'cleanse' (variously defined).

      What about you? Coffee, booze, cigarettes, sex? Addicted to clean living? It's one of the fundamental instincts of mankind to want to experience different mental states. Weed does that with one of the lowest incidences of side effects, and it's cheap to produce.

      There is a correlation in the behavior you see, but the causation runs oppositely. Taking a hit off a joint isn't going to turn anyone into a liberal peacenik hippie, ah...oops. Sorry about that, Bill. Anyway, point being, you're still the same person after you put that joint down.

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    115. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 1

      nah. haven't you heard? it's unconstitutional. it'll go away on its own.

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    116. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 1

      he's not a moron, you just don't get it. he's comparing it to a situation where even if you do have the means to pick up and move it doesn't matter because the laws are the same in all the states. that's a bad situation. besides that, where there's a will, there's a way. people make sacrifices to get something they really really want, like more freedom.

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    117. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Weatherlawyer · · Score: 1

      They are technological illiterates like most legislators and believe that human laws work like laws of nature, if you write them down they'll start enforcing themselves.

      Did i mention they're also first rate morons?

      Since they are not allowed to pass a law limiting the freedom of speech you didn't need to tell us he is a moron. What you needed to do was tell us how the Republican party is so liberally supplied with morons.

      (We already know why the USA so often votes for morons to be president.)

    118. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That got right to the point.

      I wish the people writing legislation were more technical literate, as all this does is tell ISP network end-points to not operate in their state, just like the DMCA tells companies not to open up shop in the USA.

      This is too complicated to do since comments can be served from the likes of Facebook and Disqus inside AJAX iframes, so while the site may physically be anywhere, so can the comments. As facebook already names people, I guess we don't need to worry about that.

      But they really need to solve the problem by cutting out the heart of cyber-bullying instead of cutting off a single head of the multi-headed beast.
      - require all discussion forums ( bully hideouts like 4chan, encyclopediadramatica.se , portal of evil, something awful, reddit) etc to have all content public
      - apply all spamming rules to trolling/bullying. Most discussion boards already support some level of spam control, just have them extend it to trolling/bullying.
      - Put some kind of karma meter next to the poster to track bad behavior, eg a simple :( or :) smiley if their behavior across the internet has been relatively good or bad.

      There is no need to put someones real name into play, as all it does is serve to embarrass people, and is worse than the bullying itself. Users are just as attached to their screen names as they are to their real names, if not more. So if you start using, for example the Gravatar system, you have to create a new one every time if you want to be an obnoxious troll, because sites that use it can just block the user indefinitely.

    119. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by progician · · Score: 1

      What do you mean by this: "hate-speech (the only true enemy to free speech in my opinion...)"? I was under the impression that the freedom of speech means that every speech should free, including "hate speech". Unless you mean that labelling certain topics and antagonism "hate speech", and ban it is against the principle of free speech. Once you introduce penalties for loudly expressed opinion, no matter how outraging it is, you have no freedom of speech. "Hate speech" is therefore politically convenient way to cut the liberty to express opinions publicly. Note that I'm not a liberal/conservative type, I don't trust democracy. Being an anarchist (which has nothing to do with libertarianism) bring people the understanding that free speech is an illusion, a safety valve at best. Opinion can lead to action, and that is the fearful thing for all in power. You can shout bullshit all bloody day without anybody noticing it, until what you're saying implies some political action. Democracy or dictatorship, the reaction is the same: moderate, ban, or kill.

    120. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind that what Republican candidates say, and what the Republican Party platform officially is, quite often has nothing to do with what Republicans in office will actually do.

      Example: George W. Bush was all for states' rights, until the state of Delaware's interests conflicted with those of a multinational oil company. Then alla sudden he was totally in favor of overturning several Supreme Court decisions - in order to take away Delaware's long standing rights.

    121. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Really? How easy is it to sell your house, find a new house, buy the new house

      Err, a 30-day courtesy note to the landlord is all I need to give. 'course, that's the problem with generalizations... they're just too, well, general.

      If I did own a home and went to sell it, I'd just put it on the market and move anyway (I know because I've done just that).

      get a new job

      ...done that lots of times too; it's usually the first thing I do before I move.

      and locate good schools for your children??

      If I had kids, I'd just look for a good local parochial school (Google is your friend), and make inquiries from there.

      If you think that's easy, then it's just as easy to move to another country like Canada.

      Err, no.

      Moving to Canada requires...
      * either a job offer in hand, or at least $300k in liquid assets ready to deposit in a Canadian bank.
      * a thorough background/criminal/credit check (to insure you're not a fugitive, dodging child support, dodging large debts, etc)
      * likely health checks or verifiable medical records (to insure you're not just moving there to leech off the health care system)
      * a waiting period for all that crap to happen
      * having a place to rent once you arrive
      * getting a moving truck twice - one to the border, then waiting for all your household stuff to get through customs, and a second time to get it from customs to your new digs.

      Moving to another state requires...
      * a job once you get there or enough money to live off of until you find one
      * a moving truck.
      * somewhere to rent once you arrive

        So yeah - to quote you:

      Moron.

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    122. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please keep in mind that the parent poster is most likely an angry WI teacher who now has to *gasp* pay part of his/her own medical insurance. Also as a Wisconsinite, I can safely say that there are many more people here that think the recall is completely ridiculous and it is costing the state large sums of money that we don't have. The people that want the recall are spoiled union brats who think everything should be handed to them. Don't believe me, talk to almost anyone here in WI that isn't part of a government union. I'll be proved right come election day.

    123. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strangely, it looks like Republican Assemblyman Jim Conte started this:

      "Stop NY State Bill S06779" Facebook Page:
      https://www.facebook.com/Stop6779

    124. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He's not saying that at all - he's saying that the jerks in congress are visible to everyone, and that the corruption is worse in the state assemblies, because they're not as obvious. Better to have 300,000,000 pairs of eyes than 5,700,000.

      Who the hell scored this as insightful - an assembly person?

    125. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by EverlastingPhelps · · Score: 1

      That's why we don't pay them hardly anything and only let them meet once every other year in Texas. Of course, that might also be why we recovered faster from the crash in Texas -- they weren't around to make things worse.

    126. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by EverlastingPhelps · · Score: 2

      Never underestimate the power of a horde of loud old people yelling through your office door.

    127. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
      - Mark Twain, a Biography

    128. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I will say that having one in a townhouse community when your neighbor has decided to turn their very small and directly adjacent backyard into a borderline hazardous waste dump can be useful. Actual enforcement of some standards can keep your area from falling into complete disrepute and lost property value.

      I'm not really as enthusiastic about having to match colors and crap like that, but I do remember some unfortunate neighbors growing up who thought that hot pink was an awesome color for a house. I suppose, in the end, you can blame the 70's for HOAs. Never again.

    129. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Jens+Egon · · Score: 1

      I agree with the Parent that Martin Luther King would not be as effective today hiding behind a pseudonym and a faceless blog as he was when he took the National Mall.

      Not as effective, perhaps, but then again, mayby more alive!

    130. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by poolecl · · Score: 1
      Thanks! I am putting that in my letter to my Assemblyman and Senator.

      Although in reality the bill is not as bad as the headline proposes. It would not ban anonymous speech, only give anyone the power to ask for anonymous speech to be removed. Still a crappy law.

      Anyway, all us New York Staters, let's write to our representatives! Here is my letter:

      I have recently read Senate bill S06779 sponsored by Senator Thomas F. O'Mara and the Assembly counterpart A8688 sponsored by Assemblyman Dean Murray. The bill would require websites to remove anonymous postings upon any request. I am concerned about the impact that this bill will have and do not support it.

      First and foremost, this bill would have a stifling effect on the free speech guaranteed by the First Amendment of the US Constitution and extended over state law by the Fourteenth Amendment of the US Constitution. Documents critical to the formation of our country such as Common Sense by Thomas Paine and The Federalist Papers by Alexander Hamilton, et al. were published under the safeguards of anonymity. I certainly understand the importance of protecting innocent people, especially children, from the torments of online bullying. I feel that this bill is too broad and goes too far though, allowing anyone to order the removal of anonymous critical comments including those that are justified, true, political, or from corporate whistleblowers.

      Aside from the free speech issues, and almost as important, I fear the effects that this bill would have on the Information Technology industry in New York State. The Internet is a global presence. Websites that wish to allow anonymous speech will be encouraged to move to or start up in jurisdictions outside of New York State, hurting our economy. Furthermore, the bullies that wish to spread the hate speech that this bill intends to protect will also move to the many websites located outside of New York State, severely limiting the potential benefits that this bill may have.

      Though well intended, the negative effects of Senate bill S06779 and the Assembly counterpart A8688 far outweigh any positive effects and I sincerely hope that you will not support this bill.

    131. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You remind me of a thread several years ago where people wre saying how dumb it was to use your real name on the internet. I pointed out that that my username is my meatspace last name, that my journals peg me fairly well, and it would still be hard to find out who I really was. Some slashdotter proudly displayed Stev McGrew's phone number, address, and other info -- but the info he posted was for a Canadian. I live in Illinois.

      Which pretty much backs up your point. You're anonymous even when you use your real name!

    132. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by glorybe · · Score: 1

      Florida makes NY public employees look like Einstein. People are elected to positions of power in this state that are not fit to occupy even a prison cell. Look at our governor or Fl. Congressman West. They don't make people like these very often.

    133. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your right. Getting a working visa in another country is always easy....

    134. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No problem, I have 4 facebook accounts. All false. I'm trying to increase the size of the error bars.

    135. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Ripley · · Score: 1

      The New York legislature has been a mess for longer than you think, according to this quote from 1776.

      Lewis Morris: [as John Hancock is about to swat a fly] Mr. Secretary, New York abstains, courteously.
      [Hancock raises his fly swatter at Morris, then draws back]
      John Hancock: Mr. Morris,
      [pause, then shouts]
      John Hancock: WHAT IN HELL GOES ON IN NEW YORK?
      Lewis Morris: I'm sorry Mr. President, but the simple fact is that our legislature has never sent us explicit instructions on anything!
      John Hancock: NEVER?
      [slams fly swatter onto his desk]
      John Hancock: That's impossible!
      Lewis Morris: Mr. President, have you ever been present at a meeting of the New York legislature?
      [Hancock shakes his head "No"]
      Lewis Morris: They speak very fast and very loud, and nobody listens to anybody else, with the result that nothing ever gets done.
      [turns to the Congress as he returns to his seat]
      Lewis Morris: I beg the Congress's pardon.
      John Hancock: [grimly] My sympathies, Mr. Morris.

    136. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by khipu · · Score: 1

      Anonymous speech has been held up time and again as a fundamental, constitutionally protected free speech right in the US. Whether you see it in the first amendment doesn't matter, the SCOTUS definitely does, and they actually count.

    137. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      This is my major problem with people championing state's rights: every state legislature I've lived under has done its best to make the national legislature look like brilliant geniuses.

      This might change if power were restored to states, local elections took on more significance, and people actually started voting in them, but in the meantime, we'd get TERRIBLE people making even bigger fuckups than they are now.

    138. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shame on you for asking inconvenient questions.

    139. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by khipu · · Score: 1

      The only kind of speech was stand up in front of a group of people and start talking.

      Actually, anonymous speech since the invention of the printing press used anonymous pamphleteering as one of its primary means. And, yes, not only was it anonymous, it was ruled constitutionally protected, time and again. That means that Congress could not make any law to prohibit it.

      The people who have caused political change have done so by being intentionally not anonymous.

      MLK was a figurehead for the civil rights movement, and that is another important function in such a movement, but he was only the tip of a very large movement of people, many of whom wanted to remain anonymous and not be identified with the movement. The civil rights movement would have never happened if everybody who supported it had to go on record by name as a supporter.

      It's a shame it has to be that way, but having a bunch of anonymous people typing comments on internet forums isn't going to change the world.

      That's how change often starts: people exploring ideas safely in discussion forums, people participating in public demonstrations where they remain an anonymous part of a crowd, people becoming aware of ideas through anonymous speech, and then later deciding to take a political stance. Anonymity is an integral part of such a movement.

    140. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So by that logic you imply the federal legislature does nothing stupid which impact all 300,000,000 people?

      300M sets of eyes doesn't lead to a zero defect rate. The reason it's better to handle all this crap on the state level is that even when a state does something idiotic, at least it's restrained to only that state and it's ultimately easier for the individual citizen to have more contact with their state rep than their federal rep. Overall states do dumb shit just like the fed does; but they're usually quicker to fix those problems.

    141. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Its worse than that. Shit like this has acilliary chilling effects.

      Thought experiments:

      Youtube comments.
      4chan posts.

      I dnt need to explain more.

    142. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      This is why I never bought the whole "we should leave more things up to the states to decide" line of argument: as bad as the US Congress is, state legislatures are generally solidly worse; they just don't get as much press. Or maybe this is just a New York thing and other states are different, I don't know.

      There is nothing magically different between the state and federal legislators aside from their ability run larger campaigns.

      The reason we SHOULD leave more up to the states is that bad legislation WILL be passed, but when the federal government has real limits, the scope of those fuckups will be limited and more easily rectified by the actual democratic process.

      When the Federal government fucks up, it is nationwide, backed by the full force of the government (infinitely more powerful than you because you are part of what makes up its power), and correcting fuckups of the Federal government is all but impossible. The only thing we can hope for in correcting things at the Federal level is that it starts some other initiative that interferes with the one that is engaged in screwing you over.

      Case in point, federal sin taxes. Don't expect them to go away, but thankfully they are so dependent on the income they bring in that they can't go full nanny-state on us and outright ban them. The government has a vested interest in collecting taxes from cigarettes, so thankfully for those of us who don't smoke (but hey, I might feel like it), they can't just ban it.

      I love my beer, my alcohol, and my other vices. So when Utah or Alabama decide that they want to be draconian in their restrictions on such things, I can make the decision not to move to either of those states. They don't gain an engineer and my tax revenue, and I'm not subjected to their laws.

      When the Federal government does something that I disagree with... well I can't really leave the country (My handle describes my industry), so I can't move to another jurisdiction. Even worse, the US federal government pushes its laws as far as it can overseas as well.

      That's is why that while it sucks when states do stupid things like this, and even though the Federal government is slightly less likely to do things like this (gridlock), it is far far far more important to keep and reinforce the limits that prevent the Federal government from doing things like this in the first place because their jurisdiction and power is effectively unlimited with regards to the actual citizens of this country.

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    143. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      I shudder to think how much worse the fuckheads in this state's government would have screwed us if they'd had more power.

      So why on Earth would we ever advocate that the Federal Government should be allowed to do the same?

      More power, and no oversight. Not a pretty picture.

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    144. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Better to have 5,700,000 pairs of eyes that can actually do something than 300,000,000 that can do nothing about it.

      I can't vote for the legislators in 49 of the other states, and I can only 1 that comes from my district. I might be able to help campaign against 1 or two in neighboring districts...

      So that 300,000,000 is a pointless number when less than half that votes, and only a fraction of those may have an opportunity to influence the decision. And even then, that fraction with the ability to influence the decision may be the ones who support this kind of legislation in the first place...

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    145. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by VanessaE · · Score: 1

      It's one thing to demand a clean and healthy neighborhood, which is generally good for everyone, residents and visitors alike, but the moment you start dictating to me what color I can paint my house or what kinds of decorations I put on my lawn (assuming for the moment that we're talking about actual lawn ornaments and not toilets and such), or anything else that's pure style and not some kind of safety issue, you've crossed the line.

      Put it this way (car analogy time): Your neighbor owns some total rattletrap, shitbox, junker of a car, but he keeps it in safe, roadworthy condition and uses it as his daily driver. You wouldn't presume to tell him to garage it because of its appearance, would you?

    146. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by nullchar · · Score: 1

      My HOA is the same way. We can barely get enough bodies AND proxy votes to achieve a quorum each year, let alone 2/3 to change any of the CC&Rs. Everyone bitches about what they agreed to in the CC&Rs (like you can't have a white vinyl fence, but you can have a tan vinyl fence) but we'd never come close to enough votes to change them -- even if a proxy letter was mailed to each household with a self-addressed & stamped envelope!

      But besides enforcing a few appearance rules and keeping the common areas kept, what should homeowners care about in their HOA? If anything, an HOA mirrors larger governments - if they work well enough and leave most people alone, no one cares enough to change anything. But maybe that's not a bad thing... stability is comforting.

    147. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      If you think it's not easy, I'm willing to bet you aren't taking good care of your finances, savings, etc.

      There are plenty of people who will not be able to find a buyer for their home in a reasonable amount of time (due to the market in the area), so they cannot afford to move even if they aren't under water on their mortgage. Of course, not having kids gives you a huge boost to expendable income, allowing you to better pay down debt, absorb sudden costs associated with moving, etc. so your anecdote has little bearing on a typical family (even a fiscally responsible one).

    148. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymous speach took Nixon down.

    149. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why the states are limited by the constitutional (and natural rights) of every man, woman, and child. Hurr durr... but people just roll over and play along because they don't want to fight back. The problems are at all levels. Federal, State, Local, probably even in the families of these pieces of shit. Yet we all just ignore it. Which might in fact be the best course of action. Ignoring politicians completely, including when they mobilize your unit to put down some "dissident". (if you happen to be in such a position). Not calling your neighbor up on the chickens in their back yard, or whatever funky ass city ordinance they've violated. Just because you don't like them, or they don't go to your church.

    150. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Bigby · · Score: 1

      You think State governments are more corrupt than the Federal government? Really? Do you think County and Municipal governments are even more corrupt? Are the parents of a family the most corrupt of all? Just curious...

    151. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by poolecl · · Score: 1

      Yea, I mostly just didn't like the headline because it's wrong. But that's what I get for reading the f* bill! (BTW, go read it, it's shorter than the Slashdot blurb about it: http://assembly.state.ny.us/leg/?default_fld=&bn=S06779&term=2011&Summary=Y&Text=Y)

      And apparently one of the sponsors of the bill is pissed because someone was attacking him anonymously. ( http://betabeat.com/2012/05/new-york-lawmakers-surprised-at-blowback-over-proposed-anonymous-comment-ban/ ) That is exactly my point though. Killing things like YouTube or 4Chan is bad, and they won't die anyway, they will just never be anywhere near NY jurisdiction. So there this doesn't end up doing anything at all to help "save the children" in the end anyway.

    152. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you know what you are doing and the message can reach everyone with Internet access and not just those in the town square.

    153. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still don't see how this is traced back to a "real" person.

      GMail didn't come to my house and verify my info when I created that account.

      Facebook never did any background check into my prior aliases, or checked with GMail (the account I used to create my FB) to confirm anything

      If I have to use my FB account to post on some NY Website, they're relying on unreliable data that is based on even further unreliable data.

    154. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We shouldn't mistake evil for stupidity.

      The anti-Hanlon

      We shall call it Nolnah's razor

    155. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least have some fun with it

      My details

      Mike Rotch
      (112) 358-1321
      42 W. East Street Rd.
      Hoboken, NJ 12345

    156. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It's not easy, but it is certainly much easier than moving to Canada (or elsewhere), since there are no legal hurdles. To move to Canada, you have to convince them that you're useful enough that they give you permanent residence, or at least a work visa (from which you can then move onto PR - but, again, it's not automatic).

    157. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Slavery was never the cause of the war

      Slavery was very much the cause of the war - in fact, the South has openly said so. Go find the state declarations that accompanied their withdrawing from the Union and forming the Confederacy. Most of them explicitly mention slavery as the primary motivation.

      Yes, it was framed as a state rights issue, which is both true and misleading - in reality it was a state right issue, and the only right that was contested was the right to own slaves. That is obviously a bad idea, hence Civil War. It doesn't mean that other states rights are bad ideas.

    158. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      To be sure, I mostly agree with that. Still, unless we can rouse the community to change the rules, if we start getting selective, then we get in trouble ourselves. People will be: "you can't tell me to mow my lawn or take the toilet off my deck, you are letting that guy go on the color of his shutters, isn't that in the rules too?"

      Mostly the rules get that detailed so that it doesn't become a board judgement call. We just follow the rules and enforce. Our DCCR was written twenty years ago, probably by the builder. We can't change it without 2/3 vote of the homeowners. And good luck getting 2 to a meeting, let alone over 100. Even normal resolutions take months to alter b/c we have to run it by the attorneys, publicize the changes and generally spend the time to make sure it will actually work to begin with.

      Having said that, the shit I see on a daily basis that people do or don't do gives a great deal of insight as how previously nice properties turn into slums. People don't take care of shit, values decrease, poorer people with no time to do maintenance move in, things get worse, even poorer people move in, crime and drug dealing appears b/c the parents have to work too much to supervise their kids. Honestly, there is a real value in doing all you can to keep property values up, and if that means adhering to certain standards, it may even be a good deal.

    159. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      I have always liked Mike Stand as a false name. Bonus points if you get why he lives at 64 Parcan Street. (:

    160. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget even Ben Franklin wrote under pseudonym, ...

      And he regularly used several different pseudonyms to start a public discussion. He was one of history's better-documented "trolls" in this regard, since he often did this to get an argument going. He'd salt the discussion with letters from different viewpoints, then print the interesting replies that came in.

      That's a whole lot easier nowadays, with online forums ...

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    161. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by jc42 · · Score: 1

      My immediate thought was something like this, but I haven't figured out what it has to do with a mike (mic?) stand. Yeah, you can mount some of them on such stands, like you can mount all sorts of other things on mike stands. But that's orthogonal to the parcan's functionality, which has nothing in particular to do with what's holding it in its position.

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    162. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      Well, when the first amendment was written, pretty much all speech was not anonymous.

      Yeah I agree... I'm pretty sure the printing press of the time embedded your DNA into each leaflet, so everyone knew who printed the pamphlets...

    163. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Pennsylvania they have the PCN network Pennsylvania Cable News, they show both the house and senate debates. Sadly since I dumped CONCAST (yes CONCAST not Comcast) and went to Direct TV, I no longer get that channel. This is something that the FCC should enforce all Cable and Satellite providers to provide.

      This is what is stupid about this country anymore it is only a big deal when the press talks about it, then all the internet folks (Joe/Jane Public) start writing comments and replying to there moron politician that something is stopped, until they rewrite another "technological illiterate" bill, or a spin off with a different name.
      People can check into state.gov web sites and quickly read through the bills being talked about or things being added to the already idiot wasteful laws in the books, it only takes a few minutes.

    164. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      >Being an anarchist (which has nothing to do with AMERICAN/CAPITALIST libertarianism)

      FTFY. Proper libertarianism is non-state-socialist and has been for nearly 500 years before Ayn Rand was born and is very close to (and in many ways identical to) proper anarchism.
      I consider myself a socialist libertarian, but I put those words above the struck-through-A symbol of anarchism. Libertarianism as it ought to be is simply one form of anarchism.

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    165. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Rysc · · Score: 1

      Of course, I will move from the community as soon as I can if you are a moron and enforce nothing,

      So, you *ARE* a petty dictator enforcing bullshit rules after all!

      Despite what you say about it being work and you "representing" 200 households, what you're actually doing is allowing a gang of repressed, dictatorial morons to vote to suppress the reasonable actions of their neighbors... without any recourse to the courts. See, in the real world if the state passes a law that says I can't paint my porch chartreuse and I do so anyway I can sue on the grounds that it's my property and my freedom of expression. I'd have my day in court and (who knows?) I might actually win. If the HOA makes such a rule (which they do, because someone thinks his opinion is more important than mine) my only recourse is to complain and be told "You signed an agreement to abide by whatever bullshit we make up when you moved in here. If you don't like it you can uproot your family and life and go find an equally nice house in an equally decent neighborhood with equal access to the schools for your children and to your own workplace. Don't want to do that just to prove you have a right to paint your porch chartreuse? Haha, we didn't think so. Get back to your house." And I have *EXACTLY ZERO* recourse... except to wait for elections and hope that enough of my neighbors want to stand up for the *PRINCIPLE* involved to (a) vote out a plurality of the board, (b) elect representatives who will change the rules, and that's assuming I can find some set of neighbors who are willing to take time out of their lives to serve on the board with me, assuming also that I want to take that time, all just to uphold the principle that this kind of bullshit should not be allowed.

      So yeah, I have the total power to change and control my circumstance by rearranging my life around the campaign to do so. Who's actually going to do that? Not many, even when they DO care and DON'T want to be subjects to your ridiculous power trips. Next week when you decide to, oh, I don't know, ban bicycles or something I'm sure you'll get a nice hard-on through exercise of your unchecked power and I'm sure you will be unsympathetic as ever towards the poor slobs who now have to lock up their bikes and can't ride in your neighborhood "Just because I said so! They're free to drive their bikes somewhere else and ride there, so it's not as if they don't have choice!!!eleven" I'm sure you WON'T see the problem with this and I'm sure that, though people will complain, nobody will move heaven and earth to depose you... and so your abuses will continue and you will continue to think that it is with the consent of the abused.

      In theory the idea of an HOA is fine, but these groups have WAY TOO MUCH power to do arbitrary things for which some shmucks may vote but which are not in fact in the interests of their subjects.

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    166. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious, which group did you arbitrarily hate before Scott Walker taught you to hate teachers? Minorities?

    167. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by cffrost · · Score: 1

      [Y]ou can't have a white vinyl fence, but you can have a tan vinyl fence [...]

      Fighting over colors?
      HOAs are for dumb motherfuckers!

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    168. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It forbids the legislature from limiting free speech.

      As much as I would like to believe that you are right, I'm not too sure on that...

      [Freedom of speech and press; criminal prosecutions for libel]

      8. Every citizen may freely speak, write and publish his or her sentiments on all subjects, being responsible for the abuse of that right; and no law shall be passed to restrain or abridge the liberty of speech or of the press.

      Every citizen may freely speak. How do they know you are a citizen if you are anonymous? Further, it could then be argued that by intentionally speaking anonymously, you are "abusing that right".

      Of course, I'm no constitutional lawyer, so perhaps I (hopefully) have interpreted that incorrectly.

    169. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by WOOFYGOOFY · · Score: 1
      The idea that you can just move between states or even between jobs in the same town because you're dissatisfied with some aspect of your town or state is a myth that a lot of libertarian thought is predicated on.

      It's incredibly hard to change jobs. After a few changes, what does your resume look like? Job hopper, that's what. The soft power that actually control people's lives are never taken into account or just wished away in all these kinds of schemes.

      Under the covers, it's the same argument that laws are costless self enforcing entities. You say X will happen and then you go to make it happen and you find out what the resistance to it is and the net effect is it just can't happen for reasons which are not obvious apriori on paper.

      We live and spend our years and die in the real world as it really is. It's not really possible to move to another state, then another after that one pisses you off and then another. You lose money friends local connections a sense of place and rootedness for your kids and other intangibles every time you move.

      Maybe if you 're willing to work at ANY McDonalds ANYWHERE and be single your entire life such a scheme could be implemented. But even then, wouldn't it be more practical and less a waste of your life's time and energy to just have a baseline of reasonable behavior- in labor and safety laws, in environmental issues in all the things that are just universal values and undergird your ability to live whatever kind of life you want to live enforced by the federal government?

      What good is state based feudalism? The serfs never win under feudalism of any description.

    170. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by glorybe · · Score: 1

      I also am an HOA director. We are also bound by a POA of which I am a board member. Usually just about everything we do is out of form or downright in violation of either our HOA, POA or state laws. Believe it or not that is due to the membership. We have about 40% in the too old to think part of life and they are the ones that show up at meetings and vote. The law is no answer as everything about the legal process hurts every unit owner. If people really had a clue as to what they were doing it should scare them half to death. What they do know is what they want. Usually that is absurd and they can get really upset about such trivia. Some condos in Florida are so contentious that meetings have to be held with paid guards in secured facilities. This is over such urgent issues as to whether we should eliminate penny grass or learn to enjoy it.

    171. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      Going from Georgia to Florida doesn't require a Florida passport and an entry visa from the state of Florida.

      Yet.

      If the elections in November go South this year, well, we'll see.

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    172. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by tom229 · · Score: 1

      Interesting write up but I'm still not convinced. Especially with regards to the statement that "you're still the same person after you put that joint down".

      I know of at least 3 people in my experience who have completely changed. Not only has prolonged marijuana abuse (multiple times a day) had severe impacts on their ambition towards bettering their own lives, but it's drastically warped their overall world view. Although I have a pretty small dataset to draw on my observation suggests marijuana abuse comes with severe psychedelic side effects. Is it better for you than alcohol? Probably. Coffee? Don't think so.

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    173. Re:Ridiculous, Impossible, Etc. by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      From here we branch into a chicken-and-egg discussion on addictive behavior and cognitive effects. Yes, heavy marijuana abuse is correlated with negative cognitive affects and to some degree these are residual. There are many factors the play into addiction and addictive behavior, but I hold with Heraclitus in believing that "Character is fate". We can certainly say that there is little to no physiological dependence involved in marijuana use, less so than with caffeine. Thus I believe it follows readily that addictive behavior has more to do with the personality than with the substance, and I believe the scientific literature* tends to support that.

      * To the degree to which social psych qualifies :P

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  2. As usual by Squiddie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lawmakers don't have a clue what they are doing and whenever they do something it's only for the ruination of things we enjoy.

  3. Ben Franklin was a Terrorist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    He posted as Silence Dogood, Polly Baker and Richard Saunders. Clearly he is a threat to American and should be killed if he weren't dead already.

    -- MyLongNickName

    1. Re:Ben Franklin was a Terrorist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Killed? No one said that. You make what could have been a perfectly legitimate arugment against this kind of thing look foolish by your use of hyperbole.

    2. Re:Ben Franklin was a Terrorist by RabidReindeer · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, today's hyperbole may be tomorrow's "Omygod incoming drone!" Once upon a time, American citizens didn't cease to be American citizens the second they set foot on foreign soil. Or even before, in the case of Jose Padilla. Then again, once upon a time, we were assumed innocent until proven guilty and could apply for employment without having to demonstrate we weren't drug-abusers or illegal aliens. Sometimes the "slippery slope" is real.

      Winnie the Pooh lived under the sign of E.R. Sanders. Cross-hairs on him next.

    3. Re:Ben Franklin was a Terrorist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll get over it some day.

      Captcha: Idealism.

    4. Re:Ben Franklin was a Terrorist by iceaxe · · Score: 1

      Killed? No one said that.

      Tell that to Anwar al-Awlaki. But I guess he made his speeches without anonymity.

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  4. Fucking retarded... by AngryDeuce · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Guess I won't be posting on any more websites hosted in New York.

    What a great way to drive business away from your state. How long before they're all relocated in Jersey? Days?

    1. Re:Fucking retarded... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Who are you? Reveal yourself bully!

    2. Re:Fucking retarded... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hes just some angry turd.

    3. Re:Fucking retarded... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Jersey"

      What exit!?!

    4. Re:Fucking retarded... by Bigby · · Score: 1

      Most of NYC financial IT is already in Jersey.

  5. Hi, I'm Anonymous Coward... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...and I say: Fuck you, Jim Conte and Thomas O'Mara.

    1. Re:Hi, I'm Anonymous Coward... by 6Yankee · · Score: 5, Funny

      Something tells me "Jim Conte" and "Thomas O'Mara" will be doing a lot of comment posting if this goes through...

    2. Re:Hi, I'm Anonymous Coward... by Jim+Conte · · Score: 1

      LIES!

    3. Re:Hi, I'm Anonymous Coward... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      That was hilarious, thank you. Moderators, please look at the parent poster's username. It's both funny and insightful.

  6. How exactly do they plan to implement that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they intend to ask everyone who wants to post to present their passport/driver's license to an accredited agent so that they can then create their online profile?

  7. Anonymous Coward Anonymous Hacker by captainpanic · · Score: 1

    Stupid lawmakers don't understand the difference between anonymous individuals online, and an organized bunch of hackers.

  8. I propose an alternative law ... by KillaBeave · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... that sissies are not allowed on the internet. Is trolling/cyber-bullying bad, sure it is and I'm not condoning it. It's just sad that people are so thin-skinned that some goobers in politics feel the need to attempt to outlaw trollish comments!

    Of course this probably has nothing to do with cyber-bulling or trolling and likely has everything to do with stopping leaks, dissent and general repression of free speech. After all, there is no speech more free than anonymous speech. Are they banning anon tips to the police and anon letters to the editor as well?

    1. Re:I propose an alternative law ... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      You might feel very different if your child was being harassed online.

      However I find this law to be useless, and I agree that its just a law designed to shit all over free speech, under the guise "For the children"

      I'm all for anti bullying laws, as long as they are laws that protect children in REALITY, in their schools from endless harassment and violence. Free speech, and anonymous speech should never be illegal. Our government has no right to make such a law as this... and it will not pass.

      However I would like to see something done to protect children from excessive, constant harassment in schools at a young age. School should be a place to learn, not a place of mental torture and physical abuse.

    2. Re:I propose an alternative law ... by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is why children generally shouldn't be online unsupervised any more than they should be wandering the town unsupervised. By the time they're old enough to do that, they're usually old enough to cope with a little cyber bullying.

    3. Re:I propose an alternative law ... by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      There should be no anti-bullying laws, anti-bullying programs should be something schools should independently come up with. Anytime something is codified into policy or law it ends up being broken by default in 99%+ of the cases.

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    4. Re:I propose an alternative law ... by KillaBeave · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Very true, but I hope that I can instill in my daughter enough self-confidence and common sense that she'll be able to brush this type of stuff off as the worthless ramblings/rants of people who are lashing out because they are subconsciously aware that they are "peaking" in HS ... and life is all downhill for them.

      Everyone had to deal with this type of stuff growing up in one way or another. How one dealt with it says quite a lot about their character or lack there of. Dealing with assholes is a fact of life that will never go away and a life skill that we all sadly must learn. Thankfully my daughter is only 3 and I've got a while before I need to deal with this type stuff.

      I very much agree that there is currently a large failure in schools to mitigate these situations in meatspace. I really think they're harping about the "cyber" part of it because there's a paper trail for them to fall back on.

    5. Re:I propose an alternative law ... by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We always wandered the town unsupervised. Sure we got into a little bit of trouble, but it was a lot better than the current state, where children never go outside, and we have massive problems with obesity. I think it's kind of sad that the baseball fields in my area never get used except for little league games. We used to always play baseball, hockey, football, whatever. Go knock on the doors the doors of every kind in the neighborhood until you had enough people to play, and start a game. Online isn't any different. You just have to teach your kids how to deal with people causing problems. On the internet, it's so easy. If you don't like what someone else is saying, just go somewhere else.

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    6. Re:I propose an alternative law ... by hackula · · Score: 2

      Or just enforce the existing laws on the books. If you pull a Mitt Romney and beat up the gay kid, then you get prosecuted for assault. By calling this behavior "bullying", even with these special laws, we are ignoring the fact that many of these behaviors are already serious crimes that need to be stomped out. Seriously, we let kids get away with the most insane behavior that would never be tolerated in any other environment. If you punched some random guy on the street, kicked him, and spit on him, you would be in jail. If a middle schooler does the same thing, they are asked to shake the kids hand and apologize. No wonder we have such a big bullying problem; we tolerate abhorrent behavior and are training little crazy ass monsters.

    7. Re:I propose an alternative law ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which works out well as long as the bullying is done on campus, the problem is that increasingly that's not the case. When I was a kid being bullied when I went home things more or less stopped for the night and it would never follow students to a different school out of state.

      Well, these days that's no longer the case. It's much easier to harass people off campus and for info posted to the net to destroy lives even when people move.

      That's not to say that this is the right solution, I think it's troubling that they're going this far as I can't imagine it really solving the problem and I can easily imagining it destroying comments sections on any site hosted in NY.

    8. Re:I propose an alternative law ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Lots of schools have independently come up with anti-bullying programs. The most successful ones seem to be based around expelling the victims until they stop getting complaints.

    9. Re:I propose an alternative law ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are they banning anon tips to the police and anon letters to the editor as well?

      Already been done, you don't see any public phone booths left do you? Most letters to the editor already require your name, you can ask them not to print it, but they still have it on file.

    10. Re:I propose an alternative law ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >You might feel very different if your child was being harassed online.
      Then (s)he wouldn't be allowed online.

      >I'm all for anti bullying laws, as long as they are laws that protect children in REALITY
      Which the internet isn't.
      FWIW, I am for real anti-bullying laws too

      >However I would like to see something done to protect children from excessive, constant harassment in schools at a young age. School should be a place to learn, not a place of mental torture and physical abuse.
      What the fuck do internet comments have to do with school?

    11. Re:I propose an alternative law ... by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      I really think they're harping about the "cyber" part of it because there's a paper trail for them to be held liable for.

      There, fixed that for ya.

    12. Re:I propose an alternative law ... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I agree. There are plenty of laws on the books for physical assaults. Even verbal assaults (which can be just as damaging if not moreso) could be prosecuted as harassment. Maybe a couple of laws need minor updates to be able to handle the cases where the bully and victim aren't face-to-face, but we don't need a "No Anonymous Speech" law to fight bullying.

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    13. Re:I propose an alternative law ... by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt it's actually more about the cyberbullying than anything else, (though I wouldn't discount those other things) but from a typical political perspective, I doubt that they really care if it works or not. They just want to be seen as doing something, anything, or at least trying, because it looks good on their record. What do legislators do? Write laws. What do laws do? Restrict behavior (ostensibly anyway). Everything is, by default, legal until a law says otherwise. That's all these guys can do- try to restrict societies' behavior. But they always want to be seen as doing something about the issues (for better or worse) so that they can wave their banner around come the next election and loudly proclaim, "Hey, I did something about this! I took action, check out my record, vote for me!".
      Well, big whoop for them. And as pointed out earlier, without enforcement, legislation is meaningless.

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    14. Re:I propose an alternative law ... by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      I think it's kind of sad that the baseball fields in my area never get used except for little league games.

      I know that in my local area in the US there's signs posted saying "field use with Permit only" and of course to get a permit you need to be organized. I suspect that's due to injury liability lawasuit paranoia.

    15. Re:I propose an alternative law ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends on where you live. In most places children frequently wander around town unsupervised. I'd guess in New York this doesn't happen but here in Seoul (South Korea's capital) it's not uncommon (at least for children aged 7 and up). The same goes for browsing the open web.

      I agree with GP on the most obvious point that parents should supervise and teach their children when young (both on and off line) and allow them more freedom as they get older. Both wandering town and browsing the open web can be dangerous but generally not to an intelligent and informed child (unless they live in a particularly dangerous neighbourhood). Parents should be the judge of when their children are ready to brave these dangers and, above all, children have the right to eventually gain this freedom.

      I'd hate to live in a world where adults are supervised or monitored around town for their own safety or where the internet is censored to protect adults from themselves. A world in which we are all treated as young children by the government and corporations and where individuals have limited freedom. So potent and crushing is this possibility that I will always stand proudly with child pornographers who, like it or not, have come to symbolize real freedom.

    16. Re:I propose an alternative law ... by Sosarian+Avatar · · Score: 1

      Everyone had to deal with this type of stuff growing up in one way or another.

      So you're saying that, on a daily basis, you were (select 3 or more per day) tripped, hit, kicked, shoved, threatened with rape if the bullies ever found you alone, shot on bare skin with projectiles from a little handmade paperclip launcher at close range, and more? Your reaction to that being the norm for your kid most of the time she's on campus is merely to hope she can brush it off?

      Of course, one kid saying mean things to them could just be viewed as an annoyance, but bullies usually find ways to ensure a bunch of kids are involved, such as by humiliating their target in front of a group, lying to others about humiliating things about the victim (so that the other kids giggle whenever the victim is near), convincing the others that it'd be hysterically funny to have everyone say/ask something deeply embarrassing of the victim. Sooner or later, the victim starts blaming himself/herself and self-confidence goes to hell. The hormones, drive to be accepted, and lack of experience make pre-teens & teenagers irrational about anything involving their peers even if they're otherwise confident -- but very often, the bullying is systematic enough that it would wear down even a reasonable adult.

      So you're saying you dealt with this kind of thing routinely, and your main concern if/when it happens to your daughter is that she doesn't react too badly? I ask because the above things are extremely common elements of what bullying is really like -- it's not just a few meaningless comments by an asshat that upsets an overly sensitive kid, as many media outlets prefer to depict it.

      Since you mentioned character: as a kid, I was originally a friendly, confident, non-feminine girl with no urge to fit in or stand out and hated seeming weak. All through junior high, a few boys bullied me as described above in the halls between classes & in 2-3 classes each day; I did my best to not react visibly. My parents eventually found out about the bullying in general, but the school had an official policy of "not interfering" in student matters. The bullying ended along with junior high, thankfully.

      I've met enough other men & women born from 1960 through 1985 from all over the country that described the same general degree of bullying to know that mine wasn't an anomaly. There's a reason, after all, that aggressive bullying is depicted in so many movies that feature a pre-teen/teenage protagonist -- because it's rarely meaningless words even when a girl is the target.

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    17. Re:I propose an alternative law ... by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

      A culture that is so fucked up that kids can't go to the public library or ride their bikes around town is a culture that *deserves* to die a horrible death.

  9. Federalist Papers by mykos · · Score: 4, Informative

    Good thing we didn't have laws like this when the Federalist Papers were written.

    1. Re:Federalist Papers by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      We don't have laws like this now. It's only a proposal; it will fail, for a variety of reasons.

      As much as I hate the idea of this law, it is probably a positive thing to raise the subject for public discussion. That way we can remind ourselves and our legislators that free speech still matters, and we still care.

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    2. Re:Federalist Papers by Mr.+Droopy+Drawers · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points. I think *THIS* is the primary problem here.

      The Declaration of Independence is also a good example of the importance of free speech rights even in the era or the Internet. On July 4, 1776 the original declaration of Independence was signed by only two people, Charles Thomson as Secretary and John Hancock as President of the Continental Congress.

       

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    3. Re:Federalist Papers by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Except that the general public thinks that anonymity is only something that criminals are interested in...

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  10. YES, just like those attempts to ban... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... all that spam snailmail and all those anonymous letters, right?

    Get the hell out of government you moronic twats.

  11. Unenforceable. by blcamp · · Score: 1

    Three things:

    * So if the comments are really anonymous, whom do they prosecute?
    * If the comments and/or the websites originate from outside the jurisdiction...?
    * The First Amendment.

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    1. Re:Unenforceable. by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      It sounds like they'll be holding the owners of the sites (whom are generally not anonymous) responsible if they don't delete all anonymous posts. This affects sites hosted in NY - they really don't care where the poster is located.

    2. Re:Unenforceable. by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      They could only go after the websites that had a business presence in New York State. So, all websites that have a comments section would leave the state. Sites like the New York Times, would have to subcontract out their comments section to the Caymen Islands.

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    3. Re:Unenforceable. by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      The first amendment doesn't apply to the NY State Legislature....

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    4. Re:Unenforceable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it does. You goddamn moron.

  12. Re:First Post by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Which isn't a big deal... It is too expensive to host a company in New York. You host it in an other state.

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  13. New York by SJHillman · · Score: 2

    If there's one thing New York is good at, it's driving away businesses. I've watched cities around the state raise commercial taxes claiming it will bring in businesses, vote down major infrastructure improvements because it would "hurt businesses" and try to turn already clogged five lane avenues into two lane streets to "force people to slow down so they will see all of the businesses along that road".

    1. Re:New York by alphatel · · Score: 1

      ...and turn already clogged five lane avenues into two lane streets to "force people to slow down so they will see all of the businesses along that road".

      All in the name of "bike lanes" utilized by less than .0001% of the population and only when it's 80+ degrees and not raining. Yes we need to cater to those very important people by removing two of five lanes. Oh wait, we also need express bus lanes even though the buses don't use them. Bus time improved by 1% per bus per day - saving the city billions! There goes another lane. No standing on the only available side but there's always a truck there unloading so now there's 1 lane left (the fire lane). It's like this from Upper West to Lower East. No damn joke.

      Bloomberg did it the same way he does everything - without oversight. No review, no committee, just "what I deem good". I can't wait until we finally kick him out of his forcibly elected illegal third term. My first referendum will be to destroy all his stupid masterpieces.

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    2. Re:New York by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw you, the bike lanes are one of the best things they've done in NYC. Just because you don't agree with it doesn't mean that others don't. In fact those lanes in NYC are heavily used by citizens.

    3. Re:New York by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main reason so little people cycle in NY is because it's suicide. It's one of the most bike-unfriendly cities in the world. Bike lanes could help, but the NYers also need a culture shift. And even then habits are hard to break and cycling won't become popular until at least a decade after it's become nice and safe to do it.

    4. Re:New York by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and turn already clogged five lane avenues into two lane streets to "force people to slow down so they will see all of the businesses along that road".

      All in the name of "bike lanes" utilized by less than .0001% of the population and only when it's 80+ degrees and not raining. Yes we need to cater to those very important people by removing two of five lanes.

      Look, I've never been to New York City (well, outside of an airport), so maybe you're exactly right. But you sound pretty damn full of bullshit. I live in a much smaller town where it's easier to get around by car, maybe everything's all different in the big rotten apple. But we got bike lanes (some places, not a connected enough network to be useful if you ask me), and we got bullshit "traffic-calming" on Main St. to promote businesses (like GP said), and they are completely separate measures (the bike lanes have been popping into existence for perhaps 20 years, the traffic slowing started 5 or six years ago). And nobody sane starts biking for recreation when it's 80 out -- if you're gonna ride then and be sweating like a hog, you're damn sure gonna ride when it's 65 and you can keep a comfortable temperature at moderate exertion. And, especially when it's 80 out, I'd bet a couple Benjes there's more than 9 of them in the whole city.

      And I could be wrong, but I'd heard NYC was damn near impassable in a car, and a lot of locals choose to walk or bike because you can make just as good of time that way (for a few blocks, anyhow) and save a shitton on parking -- and those utility cyclists, again, are likely to do it when it's less than 80 -- and I'd bet there's more than 9 of them, too!

      In case you're wondering why I keep saying 9... NYC daytime population = 8500000 last I heard, 0.0001% of that is 8.5 fucking people -- that's why I keep saying 9, and that's why you're a fucking innumerate moron. By all means, fuck your fucking mayor/dictator up the ass with a splintery 2x4 for railroading projects without public support -- but take my advice and just STFU about why you don't like the projects, because every time your mouthhole flaps, someone else realizes just what a cuntbrain drooling retard you are.

  14. So maybe now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    you fuckers will start treating AC posts with some respect!

    1. Re:So maybe now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Johnny Drop Tables, meet your sister, Anonymous.......

    2. Re:So maybe now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I request the above post be deleted unless the poster is able to provide his or her IP address. Why? I don't need a reason, but I think it's too interesting. Someone might read it from a smart phone while driving, ponder it for a moment, then crash into a tree.

      Yeah... good luck trying to get random people to figure out their IP addresses.

      Also, my name is Anonymous Coward, I'm currently homeless (school quarter just ended and I moved out of the apartment. Haven't moved into a new place yet), and my IP address is 127.0.0.1.

    3. Re:So maybe now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jim Conte & Thomas O'Mara are a couple of fucking rejects. These morons should be strung up. I vote to boil them alive for a couple of minutes. Slaughter their pets in front of them.

      Also, they are idiots, cunts, dicks, asses, shitheads, pigs and other insults. They deserve to die and burn forever in the hell fires.

      Signed, Anonymous Coward

    4. Re:So maybe now... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      No, because you'll still start at 0 and we won't even see it. ACs that get modded up already do get respect.

    5. Re:So maybe now... by iceaxe · · Score: 1

      you fuckers will start treating AC posts with some respect!

      Nope.

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  15. Another reason not to live in New York by J'raxis · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This will probably cost New York a pretty penny if it passes and they get sued over it.

    Fortunately, crap like this wouldn't even make it out of the gate in New Hampshire, where I live, not after our legislature created a "constitutional review" standing committee a couple years ago. Any bill that a legislator believes to be possibly unconstitutional gets referred to that committee after coming out of its first committee, and they get to attach their recommendation when the bill gets voted on by the full legislature.

    1. Re:Another reason not to live in New York by Darkness404 · · Score: 2

      The problem isn't necessarily with the state governments, in most cases its easy enough to move out of their jurisdiction. The problem is with the federal government which is now crafting insane laws to make it nearly impossible to leave (through passport restrictions and now a proposal that would bar individuals who the government believes to have expatriated for "tax purposes" from returning to the US, force them to pay even more taxes despite the fact they are no longer US citizens AND is retroactive!).

      And sadly, unless New Hampshire leaves the US government, they are still under those same oppressive laws.

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    2. Re:Another reason not to live in New York by dkleinsc · · Score: 2

      The New Hampshire House is probably the most functional state legislature in the country, for 2 major reasons:
      1. Each representative only represents about 4,000 people, so their constituents usually either know them or know somebody who knows them. (When I was growing up in NH, I knew about a half-dozen)
      2. They get paid $100 per year. That means everybody in the House is really your everyday citizen, and not a professional politician. For instance, a former Speaker runs a day care center, another rep I knew worked as an elevator operator.

      They also have a well-established culture of putting good governance ahead of partisanship. That makes a big difference when the questions are things like "Is this constitutional?" and "Is this idea something that might work?" and focuses the disagreements more on "Is this the right priority for the state?"

      I'm not sure if you're a Free-Stater, but my impression was that a lot of Free-Staters showed up in NH, got elected, geared up for all sorts of political battles, and instead got mostly handshakes, smiles, and a genuine interest in their ideas.

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    3. Re:Another reason not to live in New York by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      And sadly, unless New Hampshire leaves the US government, they are still under those same oppressive laws.

      One very active aspect of the liberty movement here is restoration of the meaning and intent of the Tenth Amendment. New Hampshire was one of the first states to get this movement started a couple years ago.

      New Hampshire also has Part I, Art. 7 of its own constitution, which ensures state sovereignty against anything the Federal government does that New Hampshire doesn't explicitly consent to. And then there's Part I, Art. 10, titled "Right of Revolution," which reads in part, "[W]henever the ends of government are perverted, and public liberty manifestly endangered, and all other means of redress are ineffectual, the people may, and of right ought to reform the old, or establish a new government."

      Of course, on a practical level, our attempts at pushing back the Fedgov haven't amounted to much yet. But out of 400 legislators, in 2006, we elected one Free State Project participant; in 2008, four were elected, and as of 2010, 12-15 were elected (depending on whom you ask). In total, there are probably 40-50 pro-liberty legislators, and this number is only growing due to the work of groups like the N.H. Liberty Alliance.

    4. Re:Another reason not to live in New York by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure I'd brag about a state that has a license plate reading "Live Free or Die" and then has a law that is very much enforced that says "absolutely no after market tint on drivers or front passengers window".

    5. Re:Another reason not to live in New York by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My impression was that they just blended in to the rest of our state's libertarian faction, declared mission accomplished, and went to Manchester for a beer.

    6. Re:Another reason not to live in New York by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, crap like this wouldn't even make it out of the gate in New Hampshire

      What makes you think that it will make it in New York? Legislators propose bullshit like this all the time. Most of it never goes anywhere. If this bill actually passes (or hell, even comes close to passing) then you'll have a point.

      And speaking of anonymity... In NH, it's a felony to check into a hotel under an assumed name.

    7. Re:Another reason not to live in New York by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      There are myriad idiotic motor vehicle laws here---like everywhere. I'll add that to the list of things we can try to repeal next year.

  16. Amusingly... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    The law does not, apparently, require that takedown demands have a name attached. Clearly, the cyberbullies will give up in abject defeat in no time...

  17. Out of touch legislators by stevegee58 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just goes to show how out of touch our legislators have become to believe it's even technically possible, let alone constitutional.
    They're so disconnected from reality (i.e. the normal lives of their constituents) that it's like being ruled by space aliens.

    1. Re:Out of touch legislators by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      that it's like being ruled by space aliens.

      Shhhhhhhh! Don't let the aliens know that you're on to them !!!

  18. Anonymity = Free Speech by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anonymity is necessary for Joe Public to exercise his right to free speech. The rich and powerful can't crush him like a bug if they don't know who he is.

    1. Re:Anonymity = Free Speech by IceNinjaNine · · Score: 2

      Anonymity is necessary for Joe Public to exercise his right to free speech. The rich and powerful can't crush him like a bug if they don't know who he is.

      This is EXACTLY what I was thinking. What they really want is SLAPP suit fodder. If you criticize them (the politicians and the interests lining their pockets), they want to be able to make you to sit down and shut the fuck up, and also make it painful enough that you won't DARE do it again.

    2. Re:Anonymity = Free Speech by static0verdrive · · Score: 1

      they want to be able to make you to sit down and shut the fuck up, and also make it painful enough that you won't DARE do it again.

      I agree 100%. It would just get sticky with voters because a) to quote George Carlin on the law of averages: "Think of how dumb the average person is, then realize that half of all people are even dumber than that!!" and b) they will sling it as protecting children and fighting hate-speech. I'm not saying protecting kids or fighting hate-speech is bad; it's just stupid how few people would realize it wouldn't do either of those (it might make protecting kids harder actually) and as you say just give them the ammo they need to try to shut you, the free-speaker, up.

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  19. John Doe by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

    So if you are referred to as "John Doe" (if your IP address was snooped somewhere, for instance), you cannot reply as John Doe?

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  20. anonymous? by l3v1 · · Score: 1

    "unless such anonymous poster agrees to attach his or her name to the post"

    The definition of an anonymous poster :) Nice wording there, senator.

    Eradication of whistle blowers, opinions and free speech in general? Nice move.

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  21. Ok this is stupid by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 2

    We all agree on that, but I have to wonder where this is coming from? I don't mean from the (R) fellow, but where the money trail leads to. Maybe because I'm tired, but I can't think of who stands to monitarily benefit from this. Google? FBI? What's the point...?

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    1. Re:Ok this is stupid by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      The politicians themselves.... it's a "let's protect the children" issue, so the voters keep them in office. Re-elections are one of the few things politicians do without a direct money trail being involved... because staying in power is what keeps all of the rest of the money coming in.

    2. Re:Ok this is stupid by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      The trail is obvious, he's working for the government and governments have always wanted to exercise even more and more power. It doesn't matter that the legislation is stupid, those in charge want more and more power. Just look at the lives of those who ruled Rome with absolute power. Most of the things they did served no practical purpose other than to please themselves by exercising power over the common man. 2000 or so years later, we essentially have the same structure and the same behavior.

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    3. Re:Ok this is stupid by night_flyer · · Score: 1

      (R)s in the northeast are (D) wanna-bes

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    4. Re:Ok this is stupid by T.E.D. · · Score: 2

      Hanlon's Razor applies here; there isn't likely some grand conspiracy. Most likely, "the (R) fellow" didn't like something somebody said about him in an anon comment. Probably something comparing his IQ to that of a fungus would be my guess.

    5. Re:Ok this is stupid by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think that the "protect the children" was tacked on so it didn't seem so much like a "We don't like that people are saying bad things about us politicians so we'll make it illegal" bill. Plus, cyberbullying is a hot topic nowadays so they can always count on some people to blindly support legislation to "fight cyberbullying" even if it really doesn't do anything to help and hurts free speech in the process.

      I'm actually a supporter of campaigns against cyberbullying. I might even support some form of anti-cyberbullying legislation, but that would have to be crafted in such a manner as to protect free speech. A tricky thing to do at best.

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    6. Re:Ok this is stupid by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      If so, it was a very mean thing to say... Fungi have feelings too, you know!

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    7. Re:Ok this is stupid by iceaxe · · Score: 1

      While I largely agree with your sentiments, I'd point out that "governments" don't want anything. People do. Government is a system whereby people willingly or unwillingly trade certain freedoms for security (or a perception of it) and various forms of "prosperity". In order to actually make and carry out decisions and policies, you have to have people making decisions and carrying out policies, and that's where the difficulties set in. It was the bad behavior of people that caused governments to be desirable in the first place. So it's pretty much a Catch-22.

      Even in systems that were originally designed to impede the misbehavior of the individuals given power, over time every nook and cranny of those systems will be probed and tried for ways to misbehave, and wherever possible the nooks and crannies will be enlarged. The famous "eternal vigilance" was not just referring to keeping a watch on external enemies.

      Conversely, I prefer to live in civilization, so I recognize that I must accept some sacrifices and responsibilities. Among those responsibilities is maintaining my eternal vigilance against those who would corrupt the system for personal gain at the expense of those governed. And they are legion.

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  22. Don't panic.. by gallondr00nk · · Score: 1

    It'll never get anywhere. Yes, it's awful that someone even thought of it, but the whole thing is so ludicrous and impractical (never mind the 1st amendment issue) that it'll never go much further than this stage.

    Sometimes it pays to remember that politicians are often monumentally stupid.

    1. Re:Don't panic.. by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      It might not get anywhere, but pieces of legislation like this give us a glimpse of what certain legislators would pass if they got the chance. Reason enough to vote them out so they never get the chance.

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  23. Consider... by martinux · · Score: 3, Funny

    Listen, I'm not saying that anyone who posts anonymously is definitely racist, I'm just saying that we can't currently prove that they aren't.

    - MickB1942.

  24. Free Nation ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are we headed? Free speech getting nicked with idiotic bills. Communications being spied on in every shape, form and manner. Just not in the states, Canada is mimicking the United States Government.

    I think we are no longer living in a Democratic and Free society. We are headed (if we are not already there) to a TOTALITARIAN state.

    Pitty. Because the terrorists of the world have won! They got we they wanted. Remove our freedoms!

  25. My name is Jim Conte and I'm a clueless legislator by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 3, Funny

    In the US, you can call yourself anything you want to, as long as you aren't trying to defraud someone. While they *might* be able to enforce this for NY residents, people who live in other states or countries would be free to do as they pleased.

    I'm Jim Conte, you're Jim Conte, we're all JC. If this bill passes, I propose that slashdot change "Anonymous Coward" to "Jim Conte" (Oh, I see, he just wants to go down in history with Ted "Series of Tubes" Stevens, and Santorum)

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  26. Who could have foreseen? by Baldrson · · Score: 2
    From a 1982 essay:

    The first obstacle is, of course, legal. As the knights of U.S. feudalism, corporate lawyers have a penchant for finding ways of stomping out innovation and diversity in any way possible. In the case of videotex, the attempt is to keep feudal control of information by making videotex system ownership imply liability for information transmitted over it. For example, if a libelous communication takes place, corporate lawyers for the plaintiff will bring suit against the carrier rather than the individual responsible for the communication. The rationalizations for this clearly unreasonable and contrived position are quite numerous. Without a common carrier status, the carrier will be treading on virgin ground legally and thus be unprotected by precedent. Indeed, the stakes are high enough that the competitor could easily afford to fabricate an event ideal for the purposes of such a suit. This means the first legal precedent could be in favor of holding the carrier responsible for the communications transmitted over its network, thus forcing (or giving an excuse for) the carrier to inspect, edit and censor all communications except, perhaps, simple person-to-person or "electronic mail". This, in turn, would put editorial control right back in the hands of the feudalists. Potential carriers' own lawyers are already hard at work worrying everyone about such a suit. They would like to win the battle against diversity before it begins. This is unlikely because videotex is still driven by technology and therefore by pioneers.

    The question then becomes: How do we best protect against such "legal" tactics? The answer seems to be an early emphasis on secure identification of the source of communications so that there can be no question as to the individual responsible. This would preempt an attempt to hold the carrier liable. Anonymous communications, like Delphi conferencing, could even be supported as long as some individual would be willing to attach his/her name to the communication before distributing it. This would be similar, legally, to a "letters to the editor" column where a writer remains anonymous. Another measure could be to require that only individuals of legal age be allowed to author publishable communications. Yet another measure could be to require anyone who wishes to write and publish information on the network to put in writing, in an agreement separate from the standard customer agreement, that they are liable for any and all communications originating under their name on the network. This would preempt the "stolen password" excuse for holding the carrier liable.

    One must bear in mind that this was back when private companies still had a shot at establishing the network effect now realized by the Internet.

  27. A new era dawns by pipboy9999 · · Score: 2

    I hope this doesn't signal a new "I'll get my bill auto-approved by saying it addresses _____" era. While I support almost any thing to stop bullying, I worry that this is just a "well we tried bill".

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  28. Irony by AlKaMo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This law would likely do exactly the opposite of what it's theoretically intended to do. When someone posts something that you don't like, you'll have all the information you need to stalk and harass the poster. Forget online bullying, this would enable physical bullying.

    1. Re:Irony by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      I'm sure to these clowns, that's not a bug, that's a feature.

      My guess is that what's really going on is that somebody said something mean about this guy or one of his political allies on the New York Times website.

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  29. Four: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Also Jim Conte and Thomas O'Mara are poopie-heads.

  30. great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some congressmen are real dicks.

    signed,
    Thomas O'Mara (R) New York

    1. Re:great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Also, have you ever noticed that rabbit turds taste better than deer turds?

      Signed,
      Jim Conte

  31. This won't take long by gruntled · · Score: 4, Informative

    In McIntyre v. Ohio Elections Commission, a 1995 decision by the U.S. Supreme Court, the Court found that "Protections for anonymous speech are vital to democratic discourse. Allowing dissenters to shield their identities frees them to express critical minority views . . . Anonymity is a shield from the tyranny of the majority. . . . It thus exemplifies the purpose behind the Bill of Rights and of the First Amendment in particular: to protect unpopular individuals from retaliation . . . at the hand of an intolerant society."

    1. Re:This won't take long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Also see Talley v California, a 1960 US Supreme Court decision declaring that a local ordinance banning the posting of anonymous handbills was unconstitutional. The Court said:

      "There can be no doubt that such an identification requirement would tend to restrict freedom to distribute information and thereby freedom of expression. "Liberty of circulating is as essential to that freedom as liberty of publishing; indeed, without the circulation, the publication would be of little value." Lovell v. Griffin, 303 U.S., at 452 .

      Anonymous pamphlets, leaflets, brochures and even books have played an important role in the progress of mankind. Persecuted groups and sects from time to time throughout history have been able to criticize oppressive practices and laws either anonymously or not at all. The obnoxious press licensing law of England, which was also enforced on the Colonies was due in part to the knowledge that exposure of the names of printers, writers and distributors would lessen the circulation of literature critical of the government. The old seditious libel cases in England show the lengths to which government had to go to find out who was responsible for books that were obnoxious [362 U.S. 60, 65] to the rulers. John Lilburne was whipped, pilloried and fined for refusing to answer questions designed to get evidence to convict him or someone else for the secret distribution of books in England. Two Puritan Ministers, John Penry and John Udal, were sentenced to death on charges that they were responsible for writing, printing or publishing books. 6 Before the Revolutionary War colonial patriots frequently had to conceal their authorship or distribution of literature that easily could have brought down on them prosecutions by English-controlled courts. Along about that time the Letters of Junius were written and the identity of their author is unknown to this day. 7 Even the Federalist Papers, written in favor of the adoption of our Constitution, were published under fictitious names. It is plain that anonymity has sometimes been assumed for the most constructive purposes."

      Someone in New York should study up on their constitutional law.

    2. Re:This won't take long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that was 1995. It's not 1995 any more, 9/11 and all that, new Roberts court, etc.

      Really, I don't think that the Supreme Court can be counted on for this sort of thing any more.

    3. Re:This won't take long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was in the pre-9/11 world. In the post-9/11 world where we seem to surrender our freedoms for a fake veil of security, and governments are overstepping their boundaries by leaps and bounds, the Supreme Court might not rule the same.

    4. Re:This won't take long by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Someone in New York should study up on their constitutional law."

      You should say the same about the President, who was a supposed constitutional lawyer.

      Yet we've got unconstitutional bills flying around left and right, forcing us to BUY INSURANCE when public health and safety is a charge of the government, not the corporation.

      And fuck that Interstate Commerce clause. The gov't has ZERO RIGHT to force us to give money to any specific industry. It violates the rights of all other industries and creates an effective monopoly for an industry, not just one single corporation.

      You know of any other industries besides insurance being given a blank check via laws designed to force us to pay them? No?

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  32. as a new yorker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i have one thing to say, "go fuck your self!"

  33. Isn't there a book for them to read? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, we need to come up with something that explains to politicians how the Internet actually works... popup book preferably.

    1. Re:Isn't there a book for them to read? by static0verdrive · · Score: 1

      I almost choked laughing at "popup book"... but you posted anonymously so I can't "thank" you in person!

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  34. Being a Anonymous Coward is a 1st Amendment Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can the New York Legislature say "Unconstitutional"?

  35. Re:Anonymous Coward Anonymous Hacker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Law makers prefer it if there was no public exposure of their corruption so it's all win win to them.

  36. South Korea already tried this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the same reasons even. They gave up when the database of online IDs got hacked.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/05/technology/naming-names-on-the-internet.html?_r=1

  37. We agree with the NY Legislature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We think the NY Legislature is right and we should attach our names to our posts.

    -Yours,

    Dick Hertz, Mike Hunt and Harry P. Niss.

  38. if I were the Rt. Hon. Lord Bumbleton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who actually knows what he's talking about, then I would just stop posting. As a result, the Internet will be filled with people who don't know what they're talking about. Anyone who does would just shut up. Can you imagine if Wikipedia could only be edited by people who opened themselves to legal liability by doing so (on any subject). Well, it would be little more than an empty project with a stupid name.

  39. Think of the children!!11! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're doing it wrong.

  40. What could possibly go wrong?! by jaminJay · · Score: 2
    • Person A sees person B's real name and address-identifiable post that they find disagreeable.
    • Person A bullies person B in meatspace.
    • Person A and B have no other contact with each other whatsoever and person A has never posted on site-in-question.

    How does this alleviate bullying, again?

    I assume that the 'deanonymized' data would not be shown for most people, but it must be for the site owner (apparently), so even if it's not hacked and exposed, the site owner is now a target for social engineering or direct manipulation or even bullying

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  41. Call WAAAAMBULANCE by benjfowler · · Score: 1

    Republican doesn't like "baseless political attacks"??

    I mean, seriously, what's he doing in politics then?

    Can't handle the heat? Then GTFO of the kitchen. This is how politics works in free countries.

  42. Oh please...please... by geekmux · · Score: 2

    ...let Anonymous kindly step in and do its thing with Mr. Conte/O'Mara...that would be a nice ironic touch here.

    I love when politicians bring forth these kinds of "true identity" issues, for they are usually the LAST ones who wish to have certain activities tied to them. Perhaps feeding them a dose of their own medicine would shift opinion.

    1. Re:Oh please...please... by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Because everyone else that anonymous has attacked has been forced to clean up their act or get out of public life altogether right? Don't get me wrong, I am grateful to Anonymous for the amusement they provide every time they stick it to someone that deserves it but I can't think of anything they have actually solved yet.

  43. How to do this properly by loufoque · · Score: 1

    Assuming one wanted to be able to identify people, the correct way to do this would be for the government to set up an openid host and give an account to every citizen, much like an id card. Third-party websites could then ask users to log in through their government account, the government openid host guaranteeing the identity of the person to the third party.

  44. Re:My name is Jim Conte and I'm a clueless legisla by Jim+Conte · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm Jim Conte, wtf are you talking about?

  45. Full names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    G+ would've had much more market share if they wouldn't force full names. I have no trouble with google or facebook having my name and and interests so they can generate fitting advertisements. However I don't think everybody that google's my name needs to know everything I post on the internet.

  46. Time to expand 42USC1983 by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    Shit like this, which the Supreme Court has already taken a dim view on constitutionally needs a new amendment to 42USC1983:

    The enactment of any policy or law by a state or municipality which alters or abolishes any right, privilege or immunity acknowledged by judicial precedent shall constitute a deprivation of liberty under color of authority for the purpose of this section. Enforcement of the same shall be considered a deprivation of liberty under color of authority.

  47. Open up Super PACs first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Republican Assemblyman Jim Conte should first demand that these Super PACs reveal where their money comes from.

    That speech, from the PAC, is backed by a lot of money, which means it can buy radio, TV and billboard advertising making it very much louder than one A/C on one website. That speech is politically motivated and influences directly politicians who pass laws.

    One persons voice has no traction on its own, unless either backed by marketing money, or by consensus opinion. He can pretend it's 'bullying' but bullying is the threat of physical violence not speech, even angry speech. Without the likelihood of violence it is not bullying it is name-calling.

    See "62 Percent of Fund Raised by Rove’s Groups Come From Mystery Donors":
    http://unitedrepublic.org/2012/62-percent-of-fund-raised-by-roves-groups-come-from-mystery-donors/

    Karl Rove by the way is funding lobbying to block laws (via is Crossroads superPAC) so that Super PACs can keep their donations secret. After "Citizens United" it is probably corporate money, and could simply be US Corporate fronts for foreign powers. We don't know because their money is secret.

    1. Re:Open up Super PACs first by Bigby · · Score: 1

      Those should be allowed to be anonymous just as much as Internet postings.

  48. In one way it sucks this will die so soon by Iamthecheese · · Score: 1

    It would be nice for the supreme court to formally endorse internet anonymity.

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  49. Yeah, that will work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yabba Dabba Doo.

    Posted by,
    Fred Flintstone.

  50. Everyone send them feedback!!! by sureshot007 · · Score: 1

    http://assembly.state.ny.us/mem/James-D-Conte/contact/

    http://www.nysenate.gov/senator/thomas-f-omara/contact

    Everyone, not just NY'ers, send them feedback. But use an obviously fake name, address, phone, email. Tell them you did this to prove a point. Don't make the message threatening - try to be informative. If they get thousands of messages, maybe....just maybe...they'll get the point.

    (I know they won't, but it least I feel like I'm doing something about it)

  51. I am sparticus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sparticus

  52. In other news... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2

    ... colocation facilities in New Jersey and Connecticut see a rise in business.

    Do these idiots know that electrons don't care about state boundaries?

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    1. Re:In other news... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      If I read it right, it applies to where the site operator resides. I'm a New York resident so even if my site is hosted in California, I'd fall under this rule and would need to verify any anonymous commenter that was reported to me.

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  53. Didn't happen in Enders Game by wbr1 · · Score: 1

    With this we could not have Valentine and Peter Wiggan posting on the nets as Demosthenes and Locke, becoming powerful demagogues and setting each other up as straw men for their arguments.

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  54. politicians and technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not as funny as the 'Internet is a series of tubes' skit by the late Ted Stevens but very amusing though...

  55. Not me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think they should be able to pass any ordinance or law in secrecy, but they do it all the time.

    I have no obligation to obey and unconstitutional statute. Being Anonymous can be a form of Free Speech.

    Even if it were constitutional, I'm not in New York, so I have no obligation to their laws, and if I were, I would make sure my web sites, blogs, vlogs, etc. were outside of New York.

    If I were in New York, and did post information on a New York web site, I would not comply with that statute anyways.

  56. What about pseudonyms by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    I live in New York. I also blog under a pseudonym and don't reveal my real name on there. Would my blog postings run afoul of this law? What about my commenters that use pseudonyms? If "BloggerGuy" leaves a comment on one of my posts, has this broken the law? Or is it only if he leaves the comment as "Anonymous"?

    Given that I know a bunch of bloggers in New York, I think I'll rally the troops (so to speak) and work against this law. I'm a big fan of preventing bullying, but not at the expense of everyone else's right to free speech.

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  57. How about a law requiring disclosure of ... by tweenbean · · Score: 1

    1) who donated to their campaign for office (not just trust and corporate names) but people
    2) who voted/authored any given legislation

    1. Re:How about a law requiring disclosure of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It is obvious that, on general principles of law and reason, there exists no such thing as a government created by, or resting upon, any consent, compact, or agreement of "the people of the United States" with each other; that the only visible, tangible, responsible government that exists, is that of a few individuals only, who act in concert, and call themselves by the several names of senators, representatives, presidents, judges, marshals, treasurers, collectors, generals, colonels, captains, etc., etc.

      On general principles of law and reason, it is of no importance whatever that these few individuals profess to be the agents and representatives of "the people of the United States"; since they can show no credentials from the people themselves; they were never appointed as agents or representatives in any open, authentic manner; they do not themselves know, and have no means of knowing, and cannot prove, who their principals (as they call them) are individually; and consequently cannot, in law or reason, be said to have any principals at all.

      It is obvious, too, that if these alleged principals ever did appoint these pretended agents, or representatives, they appointed them secretly (by secret ballot), and in a way to avoid all personal responsibility for their acts; that, at most, these alleged principals put these pretended agents forward for the most criminal purposes, viz.: to plunder the people of their property, and restrain them of their liberty; and that the only authority that these alleged principals have for so doing, is simply a TACIT UNDERSTANDING among themselves that they will imprison, shoot, or hang every man who resists the exactions and restraints which their agents or representatives may impose upon them.

      Thus it is obvious that the only visible, tangible government we have is made up of these professed agents or representatives of a secret band of robbers and murderers, who, to cover up, or gloss over, their robberies and murders, have taken to themselves the title of "the people of the United States"; and who, on the pretense of being "the people of the United States," assert their right to subject to their dominion, and to control and dispose of at their pleasure, all property and persons found in the United States. "

  58. cyberbullies and whistleblowers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    '[this] turns the spotlight on whistleblowers by forcing them to reveal their identity.'

    The State has some interest in eliminating free speech.

    The basic issue here though is that this violates the principle of freedom. It is only permissible to enforce something on someone if they are trying to do so themselves; so it IS okay to force cyberbullies to reveal their identity, but it's NOT okay to force this upon everyone, because that includes (a large number of) people who are not trying to force themselves on others.

    1. Re:cyberbullies and whistleblowers by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      so it IS okay to force cyberbullies to reveal their identity

      No, not even this is ok. Because then you just have to re-define the word "bullying" to mean whatever you want, and you're back to square 1. It should never be illegal to be an idiot, or to be rude. Otherwise we will all end up in jail one way or another.

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    2. Re:cyberbullies and whistleblowers by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if the process is something like this:

      1) Bully321 posts horrid thing about Billy in an attempt to shame him, isolate him, and make him a laughingstock.
      2) Billy gets a lawyer and files a lawsuit against Bully321 (really against "John Doe" since Billy doesn't know who Bully321 is right now) demanding his identity.
      3) A judge listens to the arguments and weighs the evidence.
      3a) The judge rules that the evidence doesn't mean some preset standards and the case ends.
      3b) The judge rules that it does and the case proceeds with court orders helping to reveal who Bully321 is.

      The difference between this and the NY legislator-proposed "Someone said something mean about me, tell me who they are now Mr. Site Operator" is the judicial system is involved. A simple comment that someone finds offensive isn't likely to result in a lawyer being hired and definitely won't result in a judge approving court orders to reveal the poster's identity. However, real instances of cyberbullying would be able to be addressed. The bill as proposed is simply a chill on free speech.

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  59. Re:My name is Jim Conte and I'm a clueless legisla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello fellow Jim Conte, how do you do?

  60. Evil but not ridiculous by morgauxo · · Score: 2

    My first thought, like many of the comments here was that this would be completely unenforceable. Then I realized, it doesn't have to be enforced across the board. Sure, there is no way a law can completely eliminate anonymous speech on the internet, especially a law that is only applied to one state. What this does do however is give anyone who is against free, anonymous speech a new tool for removing posts they don't like from the internet. If the site is hosted in NewYork this is a 'get it off the net free' card for anybody who wants to remove something.

  61. That's Albany. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's so unlike Republicans. Champions of small government, right?

  62. Oh neat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... a bill that will move all New York-based websites out of state. Cool.

  63. Clearly Unconstitutional by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    And if passed will only cause the state to waste money defending against a lawsuit they can't win. Someone who lives there might want to point that out to them. Unless you enjoy your tax dollars being wasted on such endeavors.

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  64. This is a grand idea by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    I'll put my real name on all online communications, right after I change my name to "Kiss My Ass"

  65. I can't wait to register this account by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

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  66. Republican Assemblyman Jim Conte is a cunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Republican Assemblyman Jim Conte is a cunt. Now, I may think that Republican Assemblyman Jim Conte is a cunt. You may not think that Republican Assemblyman Jim Conte is a cunt but many do.

    I am not saying that Republican Assemblyman Jim Conte is a cunt all of the time, just a lot of the time. For example, when Republican Assemblyman Jim Conte is trying to pass technologically unenforceable laws, then he's definitely acting like a cunt.

  67. Re:My name is Jim Conte and I'm a clueless legisla by 2names · · Score: 2

    I'm Jim Conte and so's my wife!

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  68. Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They just despise our freedoms... kinda like terrorists.

    1. Re:Republicans... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      If you think it's just Republicans, you're an ignorant fool.

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    2. Re:Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you read that to be a wholly exclusive, totally serious comment, then you're partisan hack.

  69. But my name really is by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    Goombah99. Honest.

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  70. Super PACs by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

    So does this include Super PACs and other politcal action committees where corporations donates billions of dollars anonymously ?

    1. Re:Super PACs by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      No, you see corporations are people but some people (aka corporations) are more equal than others (aka actual people).

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  71. this law makes sense on local forums by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    when you are in Syria, where there are death squads, you should be anonymous

    when you are fighting large multinational corporations or political representatives, where there is a power imbalance, you should be anonymous, like Anonymous

    when you are probing the workings of spy agencies, like wikileaks, you should be anonymous

    when you are posting on a national or statewide board, like slashdot, you might as well be anonymous, because your actual name doesn't matter, isn't paid attention to, and only the force of your ideas matter

    but on local boards, anonymous hate is really ridiculous and highly personal:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/20/us/small-town-gossip-moves-to-the-web-anonymous-and-vicious.html

    here you have people who hide and pick out neighbors by name and viciously lie and attack them, constantly, always carefully from hiding

    you have a right in a court of law to know who is accusing you of a crime, right? well in local forums you have people hiding and hating and constantly and viciously slandering real world people in a small community. this requires that the person doing this attack be identified, do you not agree? the court of public opinion is being manipulated, someone is using anonymity to do evil

    anonymity is just a tool, it can be used for good and evil. so in SOME ways, such as small local forums, anonymity is not a good thing, when it is used to attack and hide, attack and hide, constantly

    ONLY in this scenario, do i support this legislation

    cyberbullying is real and has real consequences. the problem can't just be ignored and it goes away. the victims might be teenagers or people on the psychological edge, and the cyberbullying has real and awful consequences. if you don't like this legislation, fine. then what is YOUR answer to cyberbullying in small local communities? ignore it? really? that's your answer? sorry, the cyberbully knows it works, the victim knows it works. you need to understand anonymous cyberbullying is a real problem in small local forums and you must find a way to stop it

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    1. Re:this law makes sense on local forums by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go fuck yourself, cuntball.

    2. Re:this law makes sense on local forums by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      thank you for the object lesson

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    3. Re:this law makes sense on local forums by ZmeiGorynych · · Score: 1

      > then what is YOUR answer to cyberbullying in small local communities? ignore it?
      Yes. Sticks and stones etc. Also the solution you propose is worse than the problem because the difference between the 'OK Anonymity' and 'Bad Anonymity' is entirely in the eye of the beholder. If you disagree, what's the precise criteria you'd use to say there is no imbalance of power and therefore no justification for anonymity? And how on earth would that be enforced?

    4. Re:this law makes sense on local forums by russotto · · Score: 2

      here you have people who hide and pick out neighbors by name and viciously lie and attack them, constantly, always carefully from hiding

      Yes, so there are anonymous douchebags. That doesn't mean anonymity should be banned. There's no way you can craft a law which would effectively ban anonymity in the case of slander of private parties, and not end up with a law which would be mostly used for banning anonymity in other cases. First thing they'd use it for in NYC is going after anyone who anonymously wrote anything bad about the NYPD or Commissioner Ray Kelly, probably.

      if you don't like this legislation, fine. then what is YOUR answer to cyberbullying in small local communities?

      Doesn't work that way. You don't get to identify a problem, propose a totally ridiculous solution, then shift the burden of solving the problem to anyone opposing your solution.

    5. Re:this law makes sense on local forums by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      did you read the nytimes article i linked to?

      you are telling me that people would or should be able to blithely ignore vicious anonymous slander in a small community?

      think about it

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    6. Re:this law makes sense on local forums by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      did you read the nytimes article i linked to?

      you are telling me that people would or should be able to blithely ignore vicious anonymous slander in a small community? you are telling me the problem is not real?

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    7. Re:this law makes sense on local forums by russotto · · Score: 1

      did you read the nytimes article i linked to?

      Yes, in fact I did. Did you read my comment? It sure appears you did not.

      you are telling me that people would or should be able to blithely ignore vicious anonymous slander in a small community?

      you are telling me the problem is not real?

      Nor did I say that.

      What I said was that banning anonymity was not an appropriate solution, and that pointing to a problem that banning anonymity would solve does not put the burden of finding a solution to that problem on those who would preserve anonymity.

    8. Re:this law makes sense on local forums by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      banning anonymity is an appropriate solution

      on local forums

      only

      this is the only kind of forum where anonymity is a menace

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    9. Re:this law makes sense on local forums by russotto · · Score: 1

      Even were it true that it would be appropriate to ban anonymity on local forums (and I do not agree with that statement), there's still the problem that it's impossible to craft a law with that effect and only that effect.

    10. Re:this law makes sense on local forums by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      So you can't make a law applied only to trucks and not cars?

      You can't make a law applied to dogs and not cats?

      You can't make a law applied to porn sites but not news sites?

      Here, let me help you in this impossible endeavour: "The scope of this law is specific to forums that are local in nature, focusing on one city or town or municipality."

      I know, far out, wacky stuff here.

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    11. Re:this law makes sense on local forums by ZmeiGorynych · · Score: 1

      I read the article, it seems to me the problem is in the small town 'communities' described there, not in the anonymous comments. If someone is slandered by an anonymous poster, I still say that's no big deal. If after that however their friends and neighbors start avoiding them, it seems to me the problem is with the friends and neighbors, fine friends indeed. Who the hell would want to live among people who take anonymous slander seriously, or anyway seriously enough to affect their behavior? The comments themselves, sure they are obnoxious, but I still maintain any actual attempt to ban them would cause more problems than it would solve.

    12. Re:this law makes sense on local forums by russotto · · Score: 1

      Here, let me help you in this impossible endeavour: "The scope of this law is specific to forums that are local in nature, focusing on one city or town or municipality."

      Congratulations, you just "protected" Ray Kelly from anonymous criticism on New York forums.

  72. So now you guys LIKE Anonymous Cowards? by Cragen · · Score: 1

    Isn't this the place that hates Anonymous Cowards?

    1. Re:So now you guys LIKE Anonymous Cowards? by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Many Slashdotters might not read or reply to Anonymous Cowards as a general rule, but they'll defend their right to comment!

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  73. Tonight in Brooklyn by jaromil · · Score: 1

    For those in the near, the speakers are worth hearing: http://canopycanopycanopy.com/programs/60

  74. wasting court time by MarkvW · · Score: 1

    This is not even conceivably constitutional.

  75. Well if they want a name I will give them a name. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No problem, if they want a name I will give them a name.

  76. that's backwards by PJ6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    '[this will] help lend some accountability to the Internet age.'

    Why don't we focus on transparency and accountability in our leadership first?

    How could the problems caused by any individual even begin to compare to the damage government failures cause?

  77. This is exactly why it should be a state issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The people of that state can vote these boneheads out and if they don't it doesn't affect other states. If it's on a federal level, to get rid of someone who would support this issue effects everyone and getting rid of them depends on their view on abortion and gay-rights.

  78. Re:My name is Jim Conte and I'm a clueless legisla by istartedi · · Score: 1

    I'm Thomas O'Mara and I approved this message.

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  79. Works for me, if they... by rickb928 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    apply this to all media, including print and radio.

    What? You can't really verify someone's identity when they call in to a radio show? And those letters to-the-editor are similarly also difficult to ascertain the true authorship of?

    Oh my, we've NEVER had any way to do this? The horror!

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  80. The march toward fascism by Sczi · · Score: 1

    It's all part of the long march toward fascism. Make every stupid little thing illegal so the government always has some surface justification to bother any person at any time.

  81. Let me get this straight by FreedomOfThought · · Score: 1

    "remove any comments posted on his or her website by an anonymous poster unless such anonymous poster agrees to attach his or her name to the post"

    So if an ANONYMOUS poster agrees to attach his or her name to the post, its okay. So all we have to do is contact an ANONYMOUS poster, correct? That should be easy! So I suppose they aren't really anonymous then, are they?

  82. Re:My name is Jim Conte and I'm a clueless legisla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps /. Needs to have a Jim Conte Day, whete anonymous coward gets named Jim Conte...

  83. So this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That every single post that would have been anonymous will now be signed "Jim (Dickhead) Conte".

  84. I'm posting anonymous...historically its right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thomas Payne is creating a gravitational anomaly as he spins in his grave. The Federalist Papers are an outstanding example of the power and necessity of anonymity in a free society. What are these baboons in New York thinking.

  85. This can only backfire by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    First, this is totally unenforceable. It's not even remotely practical.

    Second, assuming they somecrazyhow made this work, they'd likely destroy themselves. The same politicians that are crying about nasty people online are often supported by political machines and SEO organizations that flood the internet with traffic to bias internet results in their favor. If everything were actually IDed to the point where the SEO people couldn't fake their way out of it then these guys would be boned.

    Look at the people that show up protests. How many of them are paid to be there? You don't know. How many of them even live in the area assuming it's a local issue? You don't know. There have been many situations where protesters were literally picked up from the front of a home depot like a disreputable home builder, given pre made signs the people carrying them can't even read, and then asked to wave them angrily.

    The levels of bullshit going on at this point are hard to understate. So sure... keep bitching you slimy weasels. But this is yet another situation where if you actually got what you wanted it would destroy you.

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    1. Re:This can only backfire by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Actually, protests are a good example. A person participating in a protest is, for the most part, anonymous. Yes, the police could track down Protester X if need be, but John Average on the street wouldn't know that Protester X is really Billy Williamson.

      If this bill is allowed to go through, how long will it be before you need to register your real name and address before you are allowed to participate in a protest (even a peaceful one)? I can see the spin now: "We're not restricting the right to peacefully assemble. Anyone can if they give their name and address first. They don't have anything to hide, do they?"

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    2. Re:This can only backfire by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      I don't think you should be allowed to wear a mask at protests.

      I'm okay with some anonymity but total anonymity is problematic.

      For example, if you throw a brick through a window, I want to know your name, where you live, and to arrest you. If you're wearing a mask then I can't identify you and it might not be possible to arrest you. Furthermore, the fact that it's harder or impossible to arrest someone might make them more likely to commit crimes.

      In regards to posting things online, I think sites should keep records of who posts. If a court order is presented then the site should cooperate by turning over registration information, IP logs, and whatever else relates to that individual.

      As to protests being a right, anonymous protests are not a right. Think back to the founders and think to the nature of free speech rights. These are individual rights. They're held by people. If you cloak your identity then who are you?

      I associate masked protesters with third world countries. It's very common in the middle east and south America mostly because there is a secret police in some of these countries that will hurt you or your family just for protesting. The US doesn't have that. Yes, the FBI might keep a file on you but keeping a file is not a violation of your rights nor will it matter unless you decide to start committing actual crimes. Americans have no personal experience with secret police. They have them in China amongst other places. They have what are called "black jails"... extra legal prisons. No trial. You just get grabbed off the street and you're gone. No one knows where you went, why you were taken, or whether you will be returned. You're just gone.

      If you exist in that sort of environment, then wearing a mask is important. But in our society the only reason to wear a mask is to hide from due legal consequences or if you possibly fear radical rivals coming after you. There has been some of that lately. There was a guy that posted some things on line and disclosed his real identity. A crazy person started harassing him in real life after that. They made threats at his place of work... his employer fired him because it was easier to fire him then deal with the possibility of the crazy person burning the building down or slashing tires. The guy has moved and is now laying low. But the crazy person would have no way of getting his ID unless he had a court order which is unlikely or had access to the server which is also unlikely.

      So in general, I think the current system is fine. But until/unless we have a secret police in the US, take the f'ing masks off at protests... or enjoy pepper spray to the eyes. I'm sorry... I just really hate masked protesters.

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  86. freedom within the law by mbaGeek · · Score: 1

    First let me say that I agree with everyone who is saying some form of "passing more laws won't make people better" and this is probably an example of pointless legislation, etc.

    if I'm guessing at the intent of this legislation - then it looks a lot like what we used to require of the "old media." If someone writes a letter to the editor of the New York Times, they aren't going to print it unless they have a name and address, and claiming "anonymous sources" only goes so far.

    As readers we take it on faith that the reporter went to some effort to verify the claims/reputation of the source. The difference between the New York Times ("All the news that's fit to print") and the National Enquirer ("Enquiring minds want to know") used to boil down to how rigorously they checked their sources.

    oh, and we don't have complete "freedom of speech" - which would be say whatever you want about anything at anytime. examples: yelling "bomb" at an airport, "fire" in a crowded theater, or write threatening letters to someone in office - claiming "freedom of speech" in those cases isn't going to keep you from getting into some form of trouble with the man

    we also have laws against libel and slander - and that whole "thou shall not bear false witness" thing kind of illustrates that this isn't a new problem. anyway, they illustrate the concept of "freedom within the law"...

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  87. What is this flamebait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, MightyMartian, the person you responded to might not be an American. Calm down please.

  88. Re: phony identities by rnturn · · Score: 1

    I was thinking the same thing.

    It was fairly common, some years ago, for people to use a widely known user login to read The New York Times web site without having to create an account yourself. What's to stop something like that from happening and allowing anonymous posts on NY-based web sites? It'll look like one extremely-well-travelled (based on the poster's IP address) "Joe Blow" has nothing better to do than post on tons of web sites from locations all over the world. (And "Joe" will appear to suffer from a major multiple personality disorder as he posts responses to his previous posts.)

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  89. I think he is totally right. by Tanuki64 · · Score: 1

    If you have something to say, do it under your own name.

    Donald Duck

  90. See this is why I left New York when I turned 18. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone constantly asks me "Why did you move to Pennsylvania?" Because New York is a shithole.

  91. not stopping anything but free speech by bjdevil66 · · Score: 1

    If the government wants to shut people up and isolate people again, stripping online anonymity is a very powerful method.

    Here in Arizona, there's a major news website that has two types of posting - 1) anonymous posts, and 2) Facebook account-related posts. The former has trolling of course, but there is also considerable serious and valuable discourse that goes on as well. It is also self-moderated - which cuts down on any alleged abuse or bullying. The latter, however, is a dead zone. Nobody comments there, unless it's a superhot topic - at which point only a few people post.

    (Speaking of that, Facebook would likely benefit from a law like this, because web sites would scramble to find an easy way to make every poster easily identifiable - and FB would be an obvious choice for them. People would be more encouraged to join FB (or other social networks like it) as a result.)

  92. Levels of Morons in the NY State government. by Joe+U · · Score: 1

    The NYSenate are mostly first rate Republican morons.
    The NY House are mostly first rate Democratic morons.

    Some, however, consist of second or even third rate morons, and the level of moronity varies wildly depending on the amount of grandstanding the moron needs to complete to achieve the next level.

    For example,

    http://www.theagitator.com/2010/03/11/new-york-lawmaker-wants-to-ban-salt/

    As you can see, Felix Ortiz needed to graduate to Grand Moron Extraordinaire, and did so with flying colors.

    http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/01/25/ny-sen-wants-ban-on-chatting-while-crossing-street/
    In this example, Senator Karl Kruger, also earned the title of Grand Moron Extraordinaire.

    In conclusion, these people are fucking morons, they're elected because they know how to be popular, not because they have a clue.

  93. My name is Jim Conte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My name is Jim Conte and I am an arrogant and ignorant cunt. Please vote for me again so I can make your life even worse.

  94. Groklaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean Pamela Jones will have to tell what her real name is?

    She is in New York state because she works for IBM, SCO Says so

  95. Jim Conte is a fucktard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He obviously doesn't understand that smart people will
    always be a few steps ahead of his own idiocy.

  96. Blatantly unconstitutional. by msauve · · Score: 1

    Under such a law, James Madison, Alexander Hamilton and John Jay would not have been able to use the pseudonym "Publius" when writing the Federalist Papers.

    This is exactly the type of speech which the Constitution assures us is protected from government interference.

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  97. Graffiti next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's next, are they going to mandate that every graffiti tag in NY is signed by its author?
    Fines for the building owners who dare offer walls without ensuring all graffiti is signed.

  98. Good luck enforcing this! by Edrick · · Score: 1

    While I understand the mindset behind this legislation, enforcing it will be so prohibitively difficult, that I could see companies moving their sites to other states to avoid having to comply with it.

    If taken literally, this law basically means that the web site will need people who are available and taking requests 24x7 from irritated users/companies that want other people's posts removed---and not just posts where a name isn't attached, but ones where they suspect that the name isn't accurate or that doesn't match their IP address/physical address.

    The way I have always looked at it is that internet laws should reflect the rest of our laws. If I want to speak in public, I do not need to confirm my name, address, and phone number before doing so - free speech doesn't work like that. Legislators need to learn that throwing technology at something doesn't necessarily solve it.

    Perhaps we can build a SkyNet to take care of this for us, then we'll never have anything to worry about again!

  99. Be honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could you quit it "cold turkey" forever?

  100. Anonymous print, US History by jacobsm · · Score: 1

    Would the Federalist Papers ever seen the light of day if Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, and John Jay were required to identify themselves instead of using the pseudonym "Publius"?

    Anonymous speech, whether in print or electrons is vital to our freedoms.

  101. free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a direct attack on free speech. lets kick these clowns out of the country and to a country with a dictatorship, which is better suited for people like them

  102. BINGO!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The old adage "never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity" is reversed when it comes to the business of government: never attribute to stupidity what can be explained by malice.

    Let's call a spade a spade here. You don't get to become the most expensive, most powerful government AND world empire (with military bases in some 150 countries) in human history by way of "stupidity". These people know exactly what they are doing and why they are doing it -- and it sure as hell isn't for your benefit.

  103. Funny how this scares a LOT of "trolls" though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quite obviously so too, what with their "Joe Public's voice is heard that way by ac posts" when the fact is, mostly TROLLS abuse it & especially around here!

    (I know 1st hand around here, because I have a "fanclub" of weasels that trolls me by ac posts because I've burned them in tech debates here SO BADLY they don't dare use their "registered 'luser'" name anymore to try take me on (again), because I keep track of the ones I burn BY THEIR REGISTERED LUSER NAME, and keep them handy for times they try it again)

    So - hence, them now trolling me by AC posts, or downmodding my posts with NO valid computing technical information such as this one yesterday where I merely asked a question -> http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2866943&cid=40079777

    That happens to me DAILY here!

    Yes, it's from trolling ac weasels who actually have mod points & thus, registered 'luser' accounts, who don't dare face me directly, so they downmod, logout so cookie tracking doesn't harm their "karma" here (how stupid, lol), & then troll me by AC posts afterwards... simply because the "system" here on /. is RIDICULOUSLY EASY to "get around" by those very means!)

    APK

    P.S.=> Yes, I do post as AC (no need for "mod points" OR "karma" b.s. here), but @ least I "id" myself via my initials (then again, I have had slews of the same morons I noted above TRY to "impersonate me" too... how lame. They're probably "future politicians" because of their cowardly underhanded & easily seen through crap)... apk

  104. Um, guys? by superdude72 · · Score: 1

    There's this thing called the First Amendment?

    I doubt the authors of the Constitution meant for the right to free speech and press to be conditional on identifying oneself--given that their their letters advocating the Constitution were penned anonymously.

  105. You have the right to free speech... by superdude72 · · Score: 1

    ...unless you want to say something that might get you in trouble with your boss, your family, someone's lawyer, the government, or anyone else. Then you should just shut your mouth if you know what's good for you.

  106. Half-whitted attempt at fixing a real problem by nhavar · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    The problem that we have with freedom of speech is that people take that to mean that they can say whatever they want without repercussion. They believe that they can defame people, lie about them, harass them, spread hate, threaten, and otherwise bully and because they are only words it's all covered and okay. No harm no foul.

    Freedom of speech and expression is great when it works to our advantage (i.e. the Federalist Papers) and disastrous when it doesn't (e.g. Ryan Halligan, Megan Meier).

    I believe that we should have the freedom to anonymously criticize our government and government officials. I think where that anonymity begins to become cloudy is when it moves from political commentary (blog post, letters, manifestos) and into conversation (comments, forums, chat).

    Think about it like this... If I write a manifesto that says that all brown haired people came from the mud and are some lower life form separate from the rest of humanity. I write it, put it out on the internet and maybe someone reads it and maybe someone doesn't. Maybe it resonates with a couple of people and we get a little brown haired hate group going. However, if I go onto CNN and post in the comment section of another article and express my hate for brown haired people and my theories about their origin, then it is part of a conversation and has a much different audience. That audience may include people who are trolling, just for entertainment, and believe it's funny to back up other people's crazy claims. So now I've posted my comment and 5, 10, 20 people start saying "right on", even though the first 4 or 5 people were liars or just kidding, other people start seeing the support and start questioning if they should be in on it. The more people who post, the more it seems "right" to others and the more their small discomfort around brown haired people becomes justified. Soon the number of people who would argue that it's wrong are simply drown out by the number of people who are there trolling for fun and the number of people who are simply following the anonymous mob and reposting the same thing over and over again. Moderators have a hard time keeping up without looking like they are censoring legitimate comments and unmoderated areas explode with nastiness.

    The problem areas are defamation, liable, and slander. These issues, which were relatively easy to control in the past, can explode overnight on the internet. What was, at one time, simple bullying in the halls of a school between a few students can be inflated to hundreds of attackers because of the effects of anonymity online.

    What we need is a mechanism to ensure anonymity for the known good aspects (political speech, government criticism, whistle blowing) and curtail anonymity for areas where we know it's not really useful or good. That's a tall order from a technological perspective, there's no easy solution. However, that doesn't mean that we should stop trying to think of ways to make things better (not necessarily legislating, but innovating). If we can't eliminate anonymity under certain circumstances perhaps we can find other solutions that curtail the destructive power of online defamation, liable, and slander, especially for those who don't have the resources to engage in lengthy court battles for reparation.

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    "Do not be swept up in the momentum of mediocrity." - anon
  107. This shall not go through... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    its a fundamental violation of the first amendment.... there is no argurment.

  108. In a related note, the number of NY based... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a related note, the number of NY based web sites suddenly fell. Some attributed this sudden demise to the lack of traffic. News at 11.

  109. Re:My name is Jim Conte and I'm a clueless legisla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello. My name is Jim Conte. You killed my anonymity. Prepare to die.

  110. Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Awesome, these people really get it. Finally. Now, all we need is for them to extend it to all of the internet and finally we can end spam, as they it would have everyone's real names on it, and no one would dare anymore.

  111. Rules are features, subject to competition by dumky2 · · Score: 1

    If some services have better moderation policies and systems, or require different forms of authentication, then I may prefer to use them over some of their competitors. The trade-off should be with the customers.

    Some people value anonymity a lot, and can foresee some of its side-effects (people being less respectful).
    But nobody is forced to use services that allow anonymous commenting.
    Conversely, nobody should be prevented from using services that allow anonymous commenting.

    --
    These comments are mine; I do not speak for my employer.
  112. Words are words, get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Online bullying is not bullying. Bullying is shaking you down for something in person and doing something to you physically. That can be dealt with by existing laws. People should be able to talk all they want and people can ignore them all they want within the boundaries of existing laws. Libel and defamation are still illegal, the "bullying" laws are turning this into a gray area.

    Bottom line, you can't legislate people poking fun of others and you can't determine a definition of bullying to legislate it anyway. There is no way and no how to eliminate it. All these laws do is try to shield little jonny and mary even more from something you can never stop and prevents them learning to deal with it and learn from it themselves. I have two kids with different disabilities. Trying to get everyone in the world to stop poking at them is a lost cause and a path we never took. There will ALWAYS be talking behind their back, smirks, and comments under someones breathe by people they already know well who are far from anonymous. They have learned to deal with it the best they can. Attempting to hide or legislate it will not make them or their situation any better. This is a joke by someone who beleives they are doing the right thing but they are not.

  113. ANONYMOUS OPINION OF RETARDED POLITICIANS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, anybody who posts an anonymous opinion about anything is just a "cyber bully" huh? To enforce "accountability???" How about some accountability for spineless, "bi-partisan" politicians who must have been sick the day they taught the Constitution in Jr. High School? What we need is a "Mars Attacks" moment that vaporizes all sitting politicians so we can start over with real people who know what real life is like.

  114. More is Less. since when? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought Republicans were supposed to be for less government?

  115. Say Goodnight Johnny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this totally boneheaded legislation passes, there will be a mass exodus of web-based businesses out of New York state to locations that have legislators who are slightly less clueless...

  116. Re:My name is Jim Conte and I'm a clueless legisla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I'm Jim Conte.

  117. He was wrong to assume you are an American moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But you are still a moron for asking such a blatantly hostile and provocative rhetorical question without any idea of the true history and power of anonymous speech.

    Like so many you really have no idea how much we have, and how it is being taken away.

  118. Let me guess... They are Democrats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like they are the ones attacking the Constitution on all fronts these days.

  119. Ok then by John+Holmes · · Score: 1

    Jon Donym + Secure Browser profile + Servers that don't keep logs. Get fucked. Free speech is not about revealing one's identity. I'm tired of being 'governed' anyway. I do whatever I fucking want, whenever I fucking want it. Fascist motherfuckers.

  120. Maybe we should start burning books too. by John+Holmes · · Score: 1

    Same principle as Adolf Hitler.

    1. Re:Maybe we should start burning books too. by lpq · · Score: 1

      Yeah -- looks like a blatant form of censorship to me -- a violation of freedom of expression.

      The Republicans are the new fascists and the Dems are becoming the new totalitarians...

  121. SUPPORT MY BILL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Support my bill to have the government set aside all Constitutional rights "Just This Once" for both these legislators, declare them "enemy non-humans" then arrest torture and execute both of them. Then erase their names from all public and private documents. Because they never existed in the first place.

    Ain't it great when you get control of the reigns of power and can do what the fuck ever you want? Sure is!

    Call your New York Legislative houses and tell them you want to (them to create then) support the Internet Protection Act of 2012 which has just the above specified.

    Signed- anonymous.

  122. Idiots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Idiots!Idiots!Idiots!Idiots!Idiots!Idiots!Idiots!... well I think you get the gist of my humble opinion.. and just to double state my case, I'm going to post as AC.. which i rarely do... ;-)

  123. But donations--they can be anonymous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How come the politicians argue internet posting can not be anonymous but big cash donations to those same politicians can be anonymous. Well, anonymous to us, but I'm sure most inform their elected puppet who's paying their way. One is a freedom of speech issue. The other is legal bribery.

  124. Leaders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry USA but your leaders are morons....

  125. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you kidding??
    When all the $$$$$ spent in Political Operations is still Anonymous??? Special Thanks go to the Robert's Supreme Court!
    We don't even know who is buying our next government... Or in fact WHO OWNS the Current one.
    Yet I cannot be anonymous in a blog????

    Jean-Marc Ayrault (New Prime Minister of France) stated his greatest opponent are the Anonymous Financiers.
    (Let's ID THEM! as well.)