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Space Shuttle Collides With Bridge In New York

First time accepted submitter AbrasiveCat writes "While transporting the space shuttle Enterprise to its new home at the Intrepid Museum, a gust of wind caught the shuttle and pushed a wing tip into the South Channel Subway Bridge. With any luck it was just the protective covering that was damaged. Ah, New York traffic."

157 comments

  1. Blast. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    We were hoping that Britain would provide something of a buffer; but it looks like metric wind is making its way from the EU after all...

  2. Boing by Sla$hPot · · Score: 0

    This news story would have sounded very different 15 years ago.

  3. Linkbait titles! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I wish they weren't so common.

    1. Re:Linkbait titles! by flaming+error · · Score: 0

      tl;dr

  4. It was on a boat by wookaru · · Score: 5, Informative

    The summary should reflect that the Space Shuttle was being transported on top of a barge at the time of collision. Very low speed impact, very little damage. Headline is misleadingly catastrophic.

    1. Re:It was on a boat by TWX · · Score: 5, Informative

      Low speed doesn't mean little damage necessarily.

      A barge is fairly heavy, and if it's being pulled with the current, there's a whole lot of energy behind it. The shuttle could act like the crumple zone on a car in a collision, essentially being crushed in the process of slowing or stopping the barge.

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    2. Re:It was on a boat by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

      Cue up "I'm on a Boat" by Lonely Island.

    3. Re:It was on a boat by azalin · · Score: 2

      Well as we claim to be well informed techno nerds, we should have known that there are no more flying (and fueled up) shuttles around. There where only to options left: 1) Oversized truck not quite making a turn and doing some (minor) damage to the shuttle. 2)Shuttle on a ship with a lot more options on the scale of the damage to the shuttle.

    4. Re:It was on a boat by BlindRobin · · Score: 1

      The tow boat pilot must be miffed but having seen the damage foto, it's not much in the way of a collision as marine collisions go, a little bondo and some spray paint and they're good to go.

    5. Re:It was on a boat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      misleadingly catastrophic

      A priceless relic collides with a heavily used piece of transportation infrastructure?

      that sounds pretty catastrophic to me

    6. Re:It was on a boat by geekoid · · Score: 2

      It could have fallen off a plane.

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    7. Re:It was on a boat by htnmmo · · Score: 1, Funny

      I agree. Still too soon to be publishing stories with sensational headlines about aircraft crashing into things in NY.

      I'm not trying to be funny or sarcastic.

    8. Re:It was on a boat by bws111 · · Score: 2

      Read TFA. The wingtip of the shuttle lightly grazed a wooden navigation bumper on the bridge, causing some protective foam to fall off the shuttle and no damage to the bridge.

    9. Re:It was on a boat by residieu · · Score: 2

      There's no mention of damage to the bridge, and the shuttle suffered only "minor wing damage". Not every catasrophic. Since the shuttle will never fly again, the wing damage shouldn't be that big a deal, just make a cosmetic fix and you're fine. If the shuttle fleet were still in use (and this was a real shuttle, not the test model), someone would have to do a serious examination of the wing looking for defaults.

    10. Re:It was on a boat by MBAFK · · Score: 5, Informative

      This page is more informative and has the damage photos: http://www.collectspace.com/news/news-060412a.html

      Doesn't look too bad.

    11. Re:It was on a boat by camperdave · · Score: 2

      Some foam got scraped off of the starboard wingtip. Inconvenient, maybe. Costly, probably. Embarrassing, definitely. Catastrophe, not so much.

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    12. Re:It was on a boat by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Now that it doesn't actually have to not-burn-up-on-reentry or anything, a modestly talented model aircraft hobbyist could probably have it looking good as new in a weekend.

      I suspect that, had they had to get that wingtip flight rated again, the bill might have come in considerably higher...

    13. Re:It was on a boat by Baloroth · · Score: 4, Funny

      A priceless relic collides with a heavily used piece of transportation infrastructure?

      Thank God the relic wasn't damaged, and the Shuttle should be pretty easy to fix.

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    14. Re:It was on a boat by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      I think it's cool to be able to see the structure, which is depicted pretty clearly in some of the photos taken immediately after the collision. They oughta just face it so that wing is away from the entrance to the exhibit or direction you walk up to it normally or whatever.

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    15. Re:It was on a boat by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Low speed doesn't mean little damage necessarily

      I can vouch for that. When I was in the USAF stationed at Dover in 1971-3, one of the tow tractors backing a C5-A into a hangar hit the hangar door with a wing. We're talking really low speed here, slower than a normal walk. It did five million dollars in damage. Worried the hell out of the tractor driver until they layed the blame on the wingwalker.

    16. Re:It was on a boat by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      He hands it to the final spot. "Yea, we can just buff that out."

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    17. Re:It was on a boat by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      From the picture... It looks like the shuttle was made out of wood and foam...

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    18. Re:It was on a boat by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I just picture the Barge captain cringing his face and breathing in very loudly threw his teeth, as his heart drops to his bowels.

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    19. Re:It was on a boat by green1 · · Score: 1

      While I assumed truck (shame on me for not following how the shuttle was being moved!) My first mental image was of them shearing the tail off on a bridge because someone forgot to measure... seeing the wingtip damage in the photos though makes me think this is mostly a non-story, that damage looks quite minor, and probably easily enough fixed/covered up. (especially being that the repair doesn't need to be able to survive launch or re-entry stresses)

    20. Re:It was on a boat by bsane · · Score: 2

      The leading edges of the Enterprise are just foam replacements anyway- the originals were used for testing post Columbia.

    21. Re:It was on a boat by Reece400 · · Score: 1

      'collides' is one of the more misleading parts - Basically the wing tip bumped into a wood bumper designed for boats, and damaged some protective foam on the space craft's wingtip. FTA- "caused the rub panel foam protective layer of the wingtip of Enterprise to graze the protective wood piling bumpers in the water designed to bumper vessels"

    22. Re:It was on a boat by Cassini2 · · Score: 2

      A little brick of styrofoam would never harm a space shuttle ...

    23. Re:It was on a boat by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      It's not like it'd be flying. It's been retired.

    24. Re:It was on a boat by synapse7 · · Score: 1

      I think some generous helpings of duct tape are in order.

    25. Re:It was on a boat by BobNET · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's funny, the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.

    26. Re:It was on a boat by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      Worse, this is the second time a NASA barge has hit a bridge in a little over four months. The first time knocked a section of the bridge down, and they just got a new section installed about a week ago.

      I'm beginning to think that NASA needs to seriously improve the rigorousness of their training/selection process for barge captains. Just saying.

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    27. Re:It was on a boat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is, then covered with subway tiles. They just wanted you to think it was made from exotic materials so as to justify the cost so as to provide plenty of kickbacks to the politicians.

    28. Re:It was on a boat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speed isn't everything. Intertia counts too. A cruise ship moving at 5 mph can do more damage than a motorcycle moving at 100 mph.

    29. Re:It was on a boat by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm still not gonna ride on it.

    30. Re:It was on a boat by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but when the need to pull it out of display to lainch it to save us from [X] it needs to be flight ready!

      I'm sure some one at Syfy is writing the right now.

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    31. Re:It was on a boat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure he means "very little damage TO THE BRIDGE". As opposed to the catastrophic damage the bridge would suffer if the shuttle plowed into it at supersonic speeds.

    32. Re:It was on a boat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If the wingwalker looked anything like these two, I'm not surprised someone was distracted

      http://photos.jibble.org/Events/Yeovilton%20Air%20Day%202005%20Press%20Preview/Yeovilton%20Air%20Day%20People%20Shots/Utterly_Butterly_Wing_Walker_Ladies_IMG_8070.jpg

    33. Re:It was on a boat by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      According to the summary, the shuttle was being transported by a gust of wind.

    34. Re:It was on a boat by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Enterprise was just used for flight testing, I don't believe it ever flew in space. As another poster pointed out further up, the wing leading edges were removed and replaced with foam so that they could be used in testing after the Columbia accident.

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  5. If it went to Houston... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    it would have been taken care of better.

    1. Re:If it went to Houston... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But who wants to go to that backwards hell-hole of a state to see it?

    2. Re:If it went to Houston... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      >But who wants to go to that backwards hell-hole of a state to see it?

      Versus going to the city that's outlawing >16 oz. sodas?

    3. Re:If it went to Houston... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But who wants to go to that backwards hell-hole of a state to see it?

      Oh, keep talking like that, and we'll stop being so polite about creating most of the jobs.

    4. Re:If it went to Houston... by Tommy+Bologna · · Score: 0

      Tiny Mayor Bloomberg has had nightmares about drowning in a 16 ounce soda. He had no choice but to ban them.

    5. Re:If it went to Houston... by k6mfw · · Score: 0

      not really, Houston is regarded as poor caretakers and presenters of space artifacts. Saturn V rusting away and dirty with bird poop. Visitor center... last I heard it looked like it promotes Nascar. Former Shuttle manager Wayne Hale wrote in his 2011 blog that Houston does not deserve an orbiter, i.e. when was last time Houston mayor visited JSC? (he can't remember), when was last time Gov. visited JSC? (Ann Richards in the 1990s). http://waynehale.wordpress.com/2011/04/14/why-houston-did-not-get-a-shuttle/

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    6. Re:If it went to Houston... by Rakishi · · Score: 2

      The Saturn V is now in a lovely enclosure fully restored.

      Oddly enough the same people who complained about it being left outside to rot complain about it now being covered up in a warehouse.

    7. Re:If it went to Houston... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell good are jobs if they require one to live in that backwards hell-hole of a state?

  6. Ease up on the hyperbole please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Stop it! Now!

    1. Re:Ease up on the hyperbole please. by Tanktalus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mod parent up to +10. There's NOTHING worse than hyperbole. If I had a nickel for every time I saw unnecessary hyperbole, I'd be a BILLIONAIRE by now. If I could jump as over the top as these headlines get, I could out-leap Superman over tall buildings! Excessive use of hyperbole is worse than SATAN rising from the DEPTHS OF HELL, spewing HELLFIRE on everyone!

      Or, maybe, just maybe, you need to take a valium. Not sure.

    2. Re:Ease up on the hyperbole please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The title of TFA is "Space Shuttle Collides With Bridge in New York". While this may be misleading, it is 100% factually correct, and not in any way hyperbolic.

    3. Re:Ease up on the hyperbole please. by al.caughey · · Score: 1

      So what... you were 5 cents short for your tall no fat extra starch latte at Starbucks?

    4. Re:Ease up on the hyperbole please. by sootman · · Score: 1

      If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, DON'T EXAGGERATE!

      Also, all extremists should be shot.

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    5. Re:Ease up on the hyperbole please. by robot256 · · Score: 1

      If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, DON'T EXAGGERATE!

      Also, all extremists should be shot.

      Don't say that. Don't you know that all generalizations are wrong?

    6. Re:Ease up on the hyperbole please. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Everyone who makes sweeping generalizations is a complete moron.

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    7. Re:Ease up on the hyperbole please. by idontgno · · Score: 1

      You forgot your "Hurr, durrr...".

      Hey, what's that "Whoosh" noise?

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    8. Re:Ease up on the hyperbole please. by mallyone · · Score: 1

      I don't mind the hyperbole, it's the bathos I fear!

  7. Scary! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm scared of this article because the sensational title was analogous to something has big has 9/11

  8. Oblig Tasteless by stevegee58 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ready for throttle-up.

    1. Re:Oblig Tasteless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are go at throttle up.

    2. Re:Oblig Tasteless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ready for throttle-up.

      Well, as long as we're all going to hell today, 2001 called, 1986 can have its tasteless humor back:

      This just in: A SECOND SPACE SHUTTLE HAS JUST CRASHED INTO THE SECOND PIER OF THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE!

    3. Re:Oblig Tasteless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My kingdom for modpoints. This is the funniest comment on /. ever.

    4. Re:Oblig Tasteless by mianne · · Score: 1
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      Galaxy Quest
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb2uSewAdIU
      +2:16 squeaking out the spaceport doors.

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  9. Interwting by geekoid · · Score: 1

    the level of anxiety I felt when reading the headline. I had to take a moment to remember they aren't in use.

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  10. Disappointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why am I both relieved and disappointed this wasn't an awesome space crash?

    1. Re:Disappointment by TWX · · Score: 1

      Were you expecting the saucer crashdown from Star Trek: Generations?

      C'mon! I mean, Marina Sirtis wasn't even driving...

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    2. Re:Disappointment by al.caughey · · Score: 1

      But the outer skin has been damaged (or not... I'm just reading the comments and may get to the original article later on)... so, any case, with the outer skin damaged, it could still burn up on reentry...

    3. Re:Disappointment by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Was Kirk flying it?

      All I can say is, we're certain they didn't forget to disengage the parking brake this time!

    4. Re:Disappointment by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Yea, what was up with that.
      I mean Riker is suppose to be a really good pilot and all. He should have just taken the helm. Or why not Data to handle both consoles. I mean he is orders of magatudes faster then a human, he could do whatever he does and pilot the ship at the same time.

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    5. Re:Disappointment by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Except this is the Enterprise, which has never been to space and was only ever used to test landing parameters from relatively low altitudes.

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    6. Re:Disappointment by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      From the Wikipedia article (Enterprise is the OV-101)

      The design of OV-101 was not the same as that planned for OV-102, the first flight model; the tail was constructed differently, and it did not have the interfaces to mount OMS pods. A large number of subsystems—ranging from main engines to radar equipment—were not installed on this vehicle, but the capacity to add them in the future was retained. Instead of a thermal protection system, its surface was primarily covered with simulated tiles made from polyurethane foam. Fiberglass was used for the leading edge panels in place of the reinforced carbon-carbon ones of spaceflight-worthy orbiters. Only a few sample thermal tiles and some nomex blankets were real.

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    7. Re:Disappointment by TWX · · Score: 1

      Because Data was influenced by the emotion chip, and we couldn't have made fifteen years worth of "women driver" jokes...

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    8. Re:Disappointment by isorox · · Score: 1

      Were you expecting the saucer crashdown from Star Trek: Generations?

      C'mon! I mean, Marina Sirtis wasn't even driving...

      The fact she was driving when the E* crashed in Generations was bad luck. Besides, the Enterprise-E crashed into a ship in Nemesis too

  11. I bet.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet it went down something like...

    http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/c/cb/USS_Enterprise-D_saucer_crash.jpg

    1. Re:I bet.. by pezpunk · · Score: 1

      i was picturing something like this:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msp2xO_TdQ4

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    2. Re:I bet.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What immediately came to mind for me was Admiral Cartwright/Sisko's Dad yelling that the the Klingon ship commanded by Admiral Kirk was going to crash into the Golden Gate bridge.

    3. Re:I bet.. by Bucc5062 · · Score: 1

      If you were picturing that, I worry for your mind. Then, I watched most of it, I worry for mine. It was like Timecube in video.

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    4. Re:I bet.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking of the 90's Spiderman cartoon. The part when the space shuttle crash-landed on a New York bridge.

  12. Imaginary Diagrams by bacon.frankfurter · · Score: 2

    I wish there was a way to post a diagram of what I was imagining this article to be about, based on the headline alone.

    Hint: It would have been the Brooklyn Bridge, and there would have been volcanoes and dinosaurs involved.

  13. Clearly moving this thing around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is like a big, complicated task...involving angles, maths and other science type things. I wonder if there's a joke in this somewhere that I'm somehow missing?

  14. New Yorkers... by Sez+Zero · · Score: 5, Funny

    THIS is why you CAN'T have nice things!

    1. Re:New Yorkers... by chispito · · Score: 2

      As far as I can tell, they get nice things like this (atmospheric test) Space Shuttle simply because they're New York.

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    2. Re:New Yorkers... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Damn it!!! I was going to post this!!!

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    3. Re:New Yorkers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Houston was screwed out of a shuttle.

    4. Re:New Yorkers... by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Was a Masshole piloting the tugboat?

      (ref: all the insane drivers here)

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    5. Re:New Yorkers... by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Came for the slagging of New Yorkers. Left satisfied.

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  15. idjits. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good thing we didn't trust them with a real shuttle.

    It's been more than 10 years since 9/11, can we go back to hating New Yorkers like we used to now?

  16. Should of sent it by Dyinobal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Should of sent it to Texas, we were more careful with our shuttle replica than they were with the real things it seems. Someones head is going to roll over this I bet.

    1. Re:Should of sent it by residieu · · Score: 1

      It's just the Enterprise, not one of the shuttles that was actually launched.

      We should return it to NASA. "This one's broken, we want to exchange it for Atlantis"

    2. Re:Should of sent it by Anubis+IV · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, they were trying to console Houstonians a few weeks ago by telling them, "Well, at least the model shuttle we'll be getting is something the public will be allowed to walk through and see from the inside." Small comfort for a city that's devoted so much to the industry. It just feels like a massive slap in the face.

    3. Re:Should of sent it by al.caughey · · Score: 1

      Maybe Canada will want to buy it now...

      Did you hear about that really good deal we got on the [damaged] submarines from the Brits?

    4. Re:Should of sent it by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

      The space under bridges is very narrow in a lot of the major ports of the world. During low tide, sometimes there's only 2-3 feet of clearance. I think not accounting for the lift of the wings from the wind is something not many people would account for.

    5. Re:Should of sent it by geoffball · · Score: 1

      I'd think the wreckage from Columbia would be cooler to have than Atlantis.

    6. Re:Should of sent it by Dyinobal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You mean like this? http://www.click2houston.com/image/view/-/14428030/medRes/1/-/maxh/360/maxw/640/-/vrhrx6/-/shuttle54-jpg.jpg

      Houston seems to have managed to get their replica to it's new home safely. Someone dropped the ball, you always factor in wind when on the water, always

    7. Re:Should of sent it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theres a difference between accounting for lift due to plane wings and wind in your course. The way the summary reads, a gust caused the plane shape to rise and scape, not the barge/vessel being pushed by the wind. It is not normal procedure to expect a vessel tilt from wind raising the clearance height because ships with clearance problems are typically too big to be destabilized in this way. Gusts on the side of the vessels alter the course of the ship, not tip the vessel, and can cause collisions with the supporting beams of the bridge, not the bridge itself.

    8. Re:Should of sent it by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

      The shuttle is quite heavy and doesn't produce very much lift. I doubt a gust generated enough lift to move it.

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    9. Re:Should of sent it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Should have," not "should of". I understand the collective pronunciation has adopted a soft -ph vocalization, slurring the contraction "should've" into nigh incomprehensibility, but for a tech site full of highly capable individuals, this is just depressing.

    10. Re:Should of sent it by geekoid · · Score: 1

      And you know what? sometime odd things happen, and factors turn out to be more extreme then normal..

      Of course, sometimes people are drunk. I just assume if they are piloting a ship, they are either Ffolkes*, or a drunk pirate.

      *Roger Moore's best film. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081809/

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    11. Re:Should of sent it by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Just... the... ENTERPRISE? Scotty, have you... been... DRINKING... again?

    12. Re:Should of sent it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's hope NYC keeps the graffitti on their Shuttle to a minimum.

    13. Re:Should of sent it by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Should of sent it to Texas, we were more careful with our shuttle replica than they were with the real things it seems. Someones head is going to roll over this I bet.

      Texas was already given a shuttle. You just have to go pick up the pieces and put it together.

      What, too soon?

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    14. Re:Should of sent it by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      Members of my family, none of whom work at NASA, were out there with others from the community helping to collect the debris. A close family friend of ours was one of the astronauts on Columbia's last mission that returned successfully, and she pulled some strings to get us into the family-only area to see the launch for the mission. I didn't know it at the time, but I found out later that her mission and the one that ended in disaster had been swapped in the schedule. I can't help but wonder how my own life would have been different had they not swapped those missions, since she's been someone who has had a significant impact on me and my career choices, as well as my family in general. Our families have shared a lot of highs and lows together, and I'm glad she's still with us.

      But hey, cheap laughs are worth it, right? Good one.

  17. I didn't see anything... by khr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, I can say there was nothing recognizable damaged to an untrained eye with a 300mm camera lens... I was on the bank of the bay, near the Verrazana-Narrows Bridge taking pictures... Maybe that's why they were late getting there, they might've stopped to inspect it after the collision.

    1. Re:I didn't see anything... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Maybe you shoulda shot the side that hit the bridge, since you can clearly see damage in some of the photos.

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  18. Ambiguities by michaelmalak · · Score: 3, Informative

    There are many ambiguities in the summary.

    1. The bridge was over water, not a roadway.

    2. This was neither caused by "New York traffic" nor did it disrupt (land) traffic.

    3. The protective covering that was damaged was on the Enterprise, not the bridge.

    4. You can view photos of the damage yourself.

    1. Re:Ambiguities by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      3. The protective covering that was damaged was on the Enterprise, not the bridge.

      And the "protective covering" that was damaged is actually part of Enterprise in the same way the [protective] bumper on the front of your car is part of your car. It's physically part of the vehicle.

  19. No Business in NYC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm so glad New York City got a Space Shuttle instead of the National Museum of the United State Air Force. That way, citizens can pay to see it (NMUSAF is totally free--including parking), in a setting that makes sense (there were carrier-based space shuttles, right?) and it's clustered next to another shuttle (less than eight hours NYC to DC, vs. putting it towards the center of the country). Further, this shows that the Intrepid museum is already providing the lack of care they have provided other artifacts.

    1. Re:No Business in NYC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Anon, i think you formatted your link to http://roadrunnersinternationale.com/museum_care_a12.html incorrectly.

      TLDR on the link: The relevant section discusses how the A-12 camera plane was left outside by the New York Intrepid museum and it may have gotten damaged, disrespecting the importance of the vehicle to recent American history. The rest of the article was a lot more interesting than the part about the museum, so the adventurous reader is in for a treat.

      Thanks Anon, that article was really cool (although you might have quoted the relevant part).

  20. What happened to waiting for the weather report? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Mission control should never have given the go-ahead in that kind of wind...

    Oh, nevermind.

  21. Shuttle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These things have been known to break up on re-entry.

    1. Re:Shuttle by Macrat · · Score: 2

      These things have been known to break up on re-entry.

      And shortly after launch.

  22. It destroys the value!!! by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    Wow,this is going to kill the value of it even more! It doesn't have the original box and instructions, now it's nicked up. NFW will they get the high dollar at ComicCon.

    I guess it'll just have to be suspended on a string from the Statue of Liberty's arm.

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  23. Armageddon will happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Uh-oh! Now the shuttle is broken. If we ever needed to retrofit the shuttle with mining gear to save the world from an impending astroid collision, we're screwed!

  24. So, by hackertourist · · Score: 5, Funny

    these are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise?

  25. Bloody... by Zemran · · Score: 1

    ...women drivers...

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  26. Safety Record by psyclone241 · · Score: 0

    Someone figured on maintaining the safety record of NASA....

  27. Stop parading it around then by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

    Seriously, this thing is getting more press coverage then when it was in use. Also, does this mean the Earth's core is going to stop spinning?

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    1. Re:Stop parading it around then by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Yes, the Earth's core is going to stop spinning. The secret spacecraft that was in orbit for a year was measuring the earth's magnetic field to confirm it.

      And this time, make sure to go around the air pockets in your way to the core and don't forget to bring bad some diamonds.

  28. SAVE THE ENZOS! by Thud457 · · Score: 2

    I'm confused, do I go to the Cargo Letter or Airdisaster.com for news on this ?
    Guess I should check Wrecked Exotics while I'm at it.

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    1. Re:SAVE THE ENZOS! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Wrecked exotics seemed interesting, until it started loading pop ups and pop behinds.

      bah.

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  29. captain kirk was wasted on landing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    captain kirk was wasted on landing

  30. Another accident ... by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

    .. and again, there were no survivors among the shuttle crew.

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  31. Protective Covering of what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With any luck it was just the protective covering that was damaged.

    The shuttle or the bridge?

  32. SHIELDS! SHIELDS! by ebinrock · · Score: 3, Funny

    [Scotty]: What, she didna' have her shields up?

  33. Better headline (or at least more scary) by rossdee · · Score: 1

    A better headline would have been "Enterprise crashes into bridge"
    I mean everybody knows the shuttles are retired, but CVN65 hasn't retired just yet (I think its on the last tour of duty) and I am sure an aircraft carrier would do a lot more damage, not to mention the potential of leaks from its 8 reactors.

    1. Re:Better headline (or at least more scary) by residieu · · Score: 1

      And if Captain Kirk had to bring the Starship Enterprise back in time for another load of whales, and crashed into a bridge? Well, there goes the future, destroyed by angry space-whales.

  34. Just imagine how different it would be... by EvilSS · · Score: 1

    ...if this headline was from two years ago.

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  35. Not flight worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can tell you one thing: I'm not going to be flying into space in that thing any time soon, not even if they paid me. They should ground the shuttle until the damage is completely repaired.

  36. Come on... by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

    It's not like this is rocket science.

    (anymore)

  37. See Discovery, not Enterprise by Dr.+Gamera · · Score: 1

    I saw Enterprise when it was still at Udvar-Hazy. I have also seen Discovery at its new home in Udvar-Hazy. I'm no rocket scientist, but Discovery was much more impressive. It... felt... like a spacecraft. Okay, now waiting for more knowledgeable people to tell me about the real differences in external appearance between Discovery and Enterprise, or alternatively, use me as an example of how external knowledge (Discovery was a real shuttle, Enterprise just a testbed) can affect perception.

    1. Re:See Discovery, not Enterprise by Teancum · · Score: 1

      The Enterprise was intended to go into space, and wasn't designed as merely a testbed. The main differences that you might have seen is because of two big factors:

      • * The Discovery actually went into space... more than once. Going through re-entry a few times can put a few scorch marks and make it look "more real".
      • * The Enterprise was sort of "frozen in time" having missed a great many "upgrades" that were applied to the rest of the Shuttle fleet

      The main problem was the internal airframe of the Enterprise was made a little too sturdy and as a result was a little too massive for actual spaceflight, or rather the payload they could take into space was a fair bit less than for subsequent shuttles that were able to learn from the experience of building the Enterprise in the first place. An even earlier prototype built before the Enterprise was instead retrofitted and turned into the Challenger (which is why the Challenger has the serial number OV-99 and the Enterprise has a later serial number OV-101). The same process used to build the Challenger could have been applied to the Enterprise, but it would have involved taking the whole thing apart and reassembling it as essentially a whole new vehicle... so it was left in tact as a base line engineering reference for future Shuttle upgrades.

      There was nothing stopping the Enterprise from actually flying though, as attaching an external tank and running it through the normal launch prep work could have put it into space. There were just legitimate reasons for not doing that. Regardless, the Enterprise did "fly" on its own as an independent vehicle in the Approach and Landing Tests and deserves to be recognized with the rest of the Shuttle fleet. When you look at the Enterprise, you are looking at roughly what the Columbia looked like when it was launched with STS-1. As such, it really is a unique museum piece

  38. Damn you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!

  39. Headline Misleading - Ploy to get readers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Headline Misleading - Ploy to get readers? Or just poor editorial skills?

  40. *These* are the voyages of the starship Enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, Kirk blew up Enterprise, but at least they didn't *hit* the damn bridge when they tried to land the Bird of Prey!

  41. Figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it would have went to the National Museum of the US Air Force, this kind of crap would have never happened.

    And yes, they ARE able to take care of historic spacecraft, and have proven ability in doing so.

    Asshat congressmen.

  42. disappointing by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    That has got to be the most disappointing and under-delivering title vs summary in Slashdot history! If a spaceship collides with a bridge in New York, it better be going 200MPH or title it "shuttle scrapes bridge"

  43. Traffic by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    Traffic doesnt move fast enough in NYC to creat wind so why blame the traffic?lol

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    1. Re:Traffic by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No one drive in New York, too much traffic.

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  44. Oblig complaint about locations. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Three on the East Coast, one on the West?

    Oh, look, Washington DC (national capitol,) California, New York, and Florida. AKA: Three of the four most politically-powerful states minus Texas.

    Obviously nobody is going to object to the Smithsonian getting one to replace Enterprise. No objection at all.

    But the others? The Smithsonian covers the East Coast pretty well.
    Of all the West Coast museums, both Evergreen Aviation and Space Museum in Oregon and Seattle's Museum of Flight seemed to be better fits for the shuttle than the California Science Center, but I am willing to give them the nod because they are a free-admission museum.
    At least one should have been in the middle of the country. Texas and Colorado both have good museums available.
    Kennedy Space Center? Really? I know it was an important space center, and the space shuttle is an important space artifact, but there isn't even much of a museum there! Give 'em a replica!
    Intrepid Museum? Of all the dopey half-baked locations... This is a naval museum that has tried to expand itself, and its shuttle display proposal is just dopey. Now we know they can't even get the shuttle there without breaking it.

    Enterprise, to me, is the 'odd man out'. One real shuttle on each coast, one in the middle of the country. Then find the largest aviation/space going population furthest from one of the locations and send Enterprise there. (Obviously I'd argue for the Pacific Northwest, but if Florida legitimately "wins" that one, then Florida it is - but at a real museum please, not just a set dressing for the space center.)

    1. Re:Oblig complaint about locations. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      More people will visit the Enterprise at the Intrepid museum than would visit it anywhere else.

      The middle of the country doesn't deserve to have the Moon in the sky, let alone a shuttle. What are you, some kind of communist?

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  45. No worries by busman · · Score: 1

    That will buff out!

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  46. Someone understandable. by Darth_brooks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    After looking at the pictures, it's not like the Brooklyn bridge just jumped out in front of the barge carrying the shuttle. It was transiting a fairly narrow bridge. The wingspan on the shuttle is 78 feet, and a google map distance measurement of where the shuttle clipped the bridge says the space they had to work with was about 100 feet, give or take. That means if you absolutely threaded the needle, you should have had 11 feet (That's about 3.3 meters for you folks unfamiliar with a proper unit of measurement =) ) to work with on either side of the bird. That seems like a lot, but on a windy day.....very touchy.

    https://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=J+F+K+Airport,+New+York,+NY&aq=0&oq=JFK+&sll=40.639749,-73.824348&sspn=0.097239,0.057421&vpsrc=0&t=h&ie=UTF8&hq=J+F+K+Airport,+New+York,+NY&z=13&cid=17028024512003641840&iwloc=A

    (if the link is jacked up, just go to JFK and work your way south east)

    It looks like, from the pictures upthread, the shuttle hit the railroad bridge that sits between Cross Bay Blvd and JFK airport. I've ground handled large aircraft on the tarmac, and 11 feet is too close for comfort in my book. I don't envy the guys who had to try and make that work.

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    1. Re:Someone understandable. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      11 feet on either side is a lot, even in 35kt gusts. The shuttle and barge are very heavy. They should have sailed further into the wind, leaving under 10 feet on the windward side, and more than a dozen feet in the lee to work with. They should have covered the shuttle in a frame and cover that would have made it less of a sail through that narrow passage. They should have armored the wingtips with a few feet of protection. Hell, they could have flown it into Newark and out the Raritan Bay.

      This collision is inexcusable. Weeks Marine should buy NYC a new shuttle, since they broke the brand new one we got.

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    2. Re:Someone understandable. by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

      You're right about the heavy part. The problem is, 35kts is a heck of a gust, not a sustained wind. Even if they were correcting to one side or the other, when a strong wind gets that much mass moving in one direction, there's not much you're gonna do. It has been proven time and again that Newton's laws > an infinite number of "oh shit oh shit oh shit" utterances.

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    3. Re:Someone understandable. by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Navigating that narrow passage is a well known problem, both generally and in this voyage. I personally have navigated it since I was a kid, though in a small craft that has no problem fitting between the structures. 35kts is not unique to that day. Since it's directly opposite Jamaica Bay from the JFK airport, the wind patterns are completely well documented.

      If they were going to fly the shuttle into JFK instead of into Newark (which I believe has a clear passage, even for a wide load like a shuttle), they should have taken at least the slightest precaution against such a gust. Like armoring/padding the wingtips, and/or padding the cargo's wind profile for aerodynamics. Or hitching cables to the bridge from the windward to the barge as it passed the canal (rotating around the obstruction) ensuring the barge could not reach the side it hit.

      There's probable even more mitigation measures they could have taken. This is NYC and a priceless cargo load, which happens every day here, including at sea, as it has for centuries. Instead Weeks Marine did nothing but hope for the best, and then spin down the damage as "cosmetic" when it was not (further revealing their ignorance and cavalier attitude). It's really inexcusable.

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  47. Sad to see by PingXao · · Score: 1

    I know the damage is minor, but it's just sad to see a symbol of our great space achievements be subject to so much indignity. Involved in a fender bender while riding on a garbage scow headed for New Jersey. Oh, Enterprise! I weep for thee.

  48. NY Gets a Shuttle, Texas Gets a Replica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just hope NYC can keep the graffitti on their shuttle to a minimum.

  49. Was it being flown by Egyptian pilots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like the last time an aeroplane hit a NYC landmark?

    1. Re:Was it being flown by Egyptian pilots? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Saudi, you idiot.

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  50. Re:SHIELDS! SHIELDS! by isorox · · Score: 1

    [Scotty]: What, she didna' have her shields up?

    [Cartwright] They're heading for the bridge!

  51. Put up a plaque. by Catbeller · · Score: 2

    "On the 4th of June 2012, on this spot, the Space Shuttle Enterprise crashed into this bridge."

    Details are not that important. Awesome plaqueage is.

  52. yet another shuttle accident... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good thing we retired those behemoths.

  53. You Break It, You Buy It by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2

    Fortunately, the damage seems to be cosmetic, limited to the foam that covered the wingtip. No structure or mechanisms appear to have been damaged
    [...]
    We will [on Monday be able to] better assess the wingtip damage (it was late by the time we docked, with almost no light available)

    These clowns should never have been allowed to touch the Shuttle. That "cosmetic foam" was one of the most important structures/mechanisms on the shuttle: its heat shield that protected it from reentry. That reentry is what makes it a shuttle and not just a launcher. The heat shield foam was one of the most famous innovations brought by the shuttle programme. They didn't know that? Why didn't they cover the wingtips with something stronger than foam? They knew it was narrow clearance, in a usually windy passage.

    But then, they evidently don't have artificial lighting to inspect their cargo after dark, either. Or schedules, so they'd know they'd need lights to inspect the shuttle for damage once they arrived, even if they hadn't obviously smashed it.

    This was a brand-new Space Shuttle. They just broke it. Weeks Marine should have to buy NYC a new one.

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  54. I'm wondering why the barge was not wider by tlambert · · Score: 2

    Is it just me, or is it blindingly obvious that if the barge was at least as wide as the shuttle, it'd be the barge scraped up and not the shuttle. Barges are generally more replaceable than shuttles, even if they are only flight test and landing mocks.

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  55. This wouldn't have happened if... by __aasehi2499 · · Score: 1

    They had sent it to Wright Patterson AFB in Dayton to be housed at the National Museum of the United States Air Force.

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