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Adopt the Cloud, Kill Your IT Career

snydeq writes "IT professionals jumping into the cloud with both feet beware: It's irresponsible to think that just because you push a problem outside your office, it ceases to be your problem. It's not just the possibility of empty promises and integration issues that dog the cloud decision; it's also the upgrade to the new devil, the one you don't know. You might be eager to relinquish responsibility of a cranky infrastructure component and push the headaches to a cloud vendor, but in reality you aren't doing that at all. Instead, you're adding another avenue for the blame to follow. The end result of a catastrophic failure or data loss event is exactly the same whether you own the service or contract it out.'"

241 comments

  1. Kill your career... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    or vagina

    1. Re:Kill your career... by oztiks · · Score: 1

      The end result of a catastrophic failure or data loss event is exactly the same whether you own the service or contract it out.

      So under this amassing fucktard's blog of anti-cloud propaganda the summaries cradanzna ends with the point "your fucked either way" ...

      I say except cloud is cheaper and business tends to go with the cheaper end of the-fucked-either-way stick.

             

    2. Re:Kill your career... by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

      Cloud is RARELY cheaper. If you're making that argument you clearly haven't done a CAPEX and OPEX comparison. The argument is: if it breaks internally, you can set realistic expectations of recovery time. If it breaks in the cloud you get to sit on your thumb and hope someone clued is looking at it. If you've migrated 90k users you might have someone you can dial up and yell at. If you've moved over your shop of 50 employee's you can send an email and hope for the best.

    3. Re:Kill your career... by oztiks · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of vMotion? Buying an el cheapo Amazon box and expecting it to out perform a fully pledged DR process simply because its in the cloud is senseless.

      Build a proper PaaS/IaaS service in cloud and it takes years off the overall cost. I'd start with cost comparisons of collaborative email. For example, as soon as you start hitting Microsofts CALs licenses you're paying a yearly cost for the service. With the cloud you're simply without the cost of having to pay for hardware upgrades every 2 years as the licenses are spread out over a 24 month break down, which works in line with the 20 year hardware deprecation gap. Even better is if you already have an on premises license with MS because you can simply take advantage of their license mobility and assurance program.

      MS doped their pants for cloud by doing this and I think that's a good indicator that its cheaper.

      As for your budget comparison, I'm confused, are you inferring that because Cloud switches costs under OPEX as my statement above stipulates, you carry the cost over a 12/24 month "pay as you go" concept evening out the cost and substantiating its use better? Most businesses love the idea of this because it means that they gradually pay for what they use when they use it. Rather than a yearly shopping spree where they have to fork out for a pile of money at the beginning of every FY? and maybe just maybe that's why shitloads of IT projects fail in the ass and maybe just maybe the accountability of Cloud ensures its success ... just spit balling here but that's what ive seen happening in my job.

    4. Re:Kill your career... by oztiks · · Score: 1

      2 year not 20 typo

  2. oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    no one even knows what the cloud is. It's everything, it's nothing, it's cheaper, it's not.

    run your IT shop like everything else, with common sense. Can external hosting work sometimes? sure, if so, do it and stop worrying about it.

    1. Re:oh please by Flyerman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ohhhh, and when you can't use external hosting, put it on your "private cloud."

    2. Re:oh please by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 4, Insightful

      NB: Ironically I am probably going to be unfairly labeled a troll for this comment but this is NOT my intention. But it needs to be said because there is too much group think going on here and I have karma to burn so here goes...

      Many people DO know what the cloud is - just not that many people here it seems?!
      I am surprised at the number of vitriolic comments on all this topic and all "cloud" articles on /.. It is out of whack with the typical thoughtful discourse here.

      The main accusation is that the "cloud" has no meaning and/or that it is the rehashing of things that used to exist and has no value.

      Well I think I disagree to a large extent - but please hear me out. I have not drunk the kool aid I have just read and discussed it a lot.
      There certainly is a lot of hype and BS around this issue but that is expected as we have just crossed the "hype part" of the hype cycle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hype_cycle) and are now on the downward slope into reality. I think people are attacking the hype and missing the "reality" to come. Short sighted I think?

      But am not really surprised by the comments or the very negative reaction as this "movement" as it is a major threat to many IT people. One of the main, explicit goals of the "cloud" is to fire many of the readers on slashdot! (NB: How well this nefarious plan works out is besides the point.)

      This NEW definition of cloud (who cares what used to be on network diagrams) for me is intertwined with SaaS/PaaS/IaaS and to be fair you cannot talk about one with out the other. You don't always use both together but they are interrelated.
      And yes it IS a "just form of outsourcing" and yes it rarely uses ground breaking technologies of the type we have never seen the likes of before. (possibly why a lot of people on this site don't seem to get it)
      However none of that means it is a load of old tosh and not worth anything. This is not directly about IT people or technology, this is about USERS and their perspective and a model that enables them to do things they have never been able to do before this easily. Specifically this is a service delivery model and it is making chunks of old-school IT services a commodity and will continue to do so. How effective it will be in the future at achieving its aims is up for discussion and prediction but, again, none of it means the definition is not worthwhile! And it is early days yet so don't poo poo the idea just yet - it has only just begun.

      These cloud services are easy to sign up and purchase, integrate easily and are bought on a "as needed" basis with a very easy ability to upgrade and scale with your business without the typical budget blowouts etc. (theoretically - there are of course many bad implementations at the moment as there are with anything)
      And many of the major cloud providers HAVE achieved this. When you bundle it up with the (S/I/P)aaS models things get very interesting for users.

      Just look at what it has done for SalesForce which is a great example of how things should be done.
      I have talked to marketing people who initially turned down Salesforce because of the huge licensing costs to buy, install and maintain it on their own hardware. The buy-in costs were ridiculous for an SME so they would typically settle for some cheap crappy alternative they were never happy with.
      Now it is not even a consideration. They just rent it as they need it and really don't have to worry about upgrades or budgetary surprises or upgrading hardware or up-skilling new IT staff for the product. For marketing people this is a best case scenario and a revelation. And they typically still use IT people to set it up - specialist 3rd party managed service providers who charge them a lot less than having IT people on staff and take care of the details. (no disrespect as I am an IT person - this is just the perspective of a marketing department)
      In short: they just don't want adopting Saleforce to be a hideously expensive and time consuming project with large on

    3. Re:oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Whenever you read 'the cloud', replace it with 'for dummies'. It suddenly will start to make sense.....

    4. Re:oh please by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I know what the cloud is. it's a mainframe.

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    5. Re:oh please by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2

      But we have seen it's like before- the time share mainframe. The only difference is that the processor cost on a modern server is cheaper.

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    6. Re:oh please by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 0

      While I appreciate the metaphorical similarity it is not the same thing. Although it IS a good metaphor. :)

      These are complex services bundled up and delivered as a commodity product which has not been achievable for the mainstream before.

      Timeshare was just sharing a single resource more or less.

      And I think you are ignoring the *aaS part of cloud computing with this statement. It is not just about outsourcing your hardware nowadays.

    7. Re:oh please by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      I replied to a similar comment above.

      Nice metaphor. But it being a good metaphor does not make it the same.

      There is a lot more to this and IT would be wise to at least understand it beyond "its a mainframe" or "its outsourcing".

    8. Re:oh please by batkiwi · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cloud != outsourcing even.

      Cloud is an easy description for where some layer is abstracted away to the level that it doesn't matter to implementers.

      At work we now have a "private cloud." What this comprises is simply a VERY large VM infrastrcture with automated deployment and full time monitoring.

      In the old world we would check a large chart of what apps were deployed on what servers, then place new apps on the least loaded servers. As loads changed our apps didn't move, we just were hosed unless we wanted people constantly installing and uninstalling apps on shared servers. Some servers were 2003R2, some 2008, some 2008R2, some 64bit, some 32 bit, etc. Some had shared components which one app upgrading might break, others didn't even have those components so you couldn't install new apps on it.

      Now we simply say "we want instances of this app running." Our infrastructure (vmware + SCCM) spins up 3 default VMs and autodeploys the software. One will be in our backup datacenter, two in the primary. If load is too high we request more resources (more nodes, more ram, more cores). The entire systems management side of things is abstracted away.

    9. Re:oh please by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      This is very true.

      This is a great example because the "private cloud" is one of the things that has been mercilessly beaten up on the most here!

      Summary of reasoning:

      Premise 1) Cloud computing is just "outsourcing" or like a "mainframe"
      Premise 2) Private cloud is using those resources/systems/etc in-house
      Conclusion 1) Therefore the term is ridiculous
      Conclusion 2) This is conclusive proof of cloud computing term being ridiculous

      The problem is with the P1 premise: you just don't get it if you think that is true. And as an IT person with any decent future you probably really should.

      The contrast you point out is a perfect example of what I am saying: the cloud is very much more than the above comments and IT has NOT delivered this sort of thing before.

    10. Re:oh please by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      Yes...well.

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2908941&cid=40290613

      This topic has been covered.

      I am sorry but your reasoning is flawed and the fact that you think this is an oxymoron shows that your don't understand the term.

      But it must feel great to be able to dismiss a thoughtful post with an offhand one line cliche?? :(

    11. Re:oh please by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      What is fantastically ironic about this statement is that it is 100% true. I am not sure whether that is what you are intending but if not it is rather ironic.

      The whole point is a service delivery model based around turning IT into a commodity to make it exactly that: easy to use.

      So yes. If they actually get it to the point where dummies can use it without an expert involved then they have achieved their ultimate aim!

    12. Re:oh please by steelfood · · Score: 1

      TL:DR: Moving services to the cloud lets you do things you otherwise wouldn't be able to do before, and do more things overall from the savings on maintenance time.

      True. But there are data and services that are appropriate to send to the cloud, and there are things that are not nearly as appropriate. This is the point most IT people are trying to make.

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    13. Re:oh please by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      Not on this board as I stated.

      But since you stated you never read my post then I would not expect you to have got it.

      So I label yours: Too short, wasn't worth reading.

    14. Re:oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fear uncertainty and doubt you peddle. The cloud is a tool like Linux is a tool like windows is a tool. The thing I like about cloud outside what you already know is that it democraticizes it. Now I am not beholden to the guy who knows the cryptic load balancer commands etc... It's a self provisioning website so even devs can get involved. U won't lose your Jon you'll just be on more projects.

    15. Re:oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      SaaS is not supposed to be an IT project, but very often it ends up being an IT project. Except now you have to deal with arbitrary platform limitations (hello, Sales Force!), tons of integration work, and expensive, very specialized consultants, who often have questionable grasp on general architecture and programming principles.

      There is nothing better doing all that when no one can even explain what the fuck are the advantages of "The Cloud" for this particular project.

    16. Re:oh please by batkiwi · · Score: 1

      The time share mainframe only has one piece of the cloud puzzle, and that piece isn't even that relevant. "You only pay for what you use, but have a larger resource available if you need it."

      The cloud is a LOT more than that. It's more to do with management and abstraction of concepts than about billing and capacity.

      The core of cloud is "easy provisioning" IMO. Whether you're provisiong an entire server, a single app, a single PIECE of an app, or the data for an app, you don't care about the layers below that and you provision at a high level.

      So I would say amazon EC2, with no other management, BARELY fits. EC2 + some scripting + their monitoring suite is more what "the cloud" is about.

      The point is that you don't build 16 new red hat servers, load a mail server and all it's dependancies on 10 of them and apaache + php + a mysql client + a webmail front end on 6 of them, attach them to the network, configure them all in a cluster, set up SAN....

      Instead you provision 200gb of storage. Then you provision 10 more mail servers. Then you provision 6 more webmail servers. Whatever "cloud" setup you have (it could just be a bunch of python scripts) handles imaging, packaging, networking, clustering, deployment etc. 2 hours later it's done, all with very few actions on the part of an admin (and possibly done automatically if you have a proactive elasticity setup).

      "The Cloud" is just what GREAT sysadmins have always done (ones concerned with company performance as opposed to making their job irreplacable because they're the only ones who can provision a new server), but somewhat standardized for methodology.

    17. Re:oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I do not entirely agree with you comparison, the difference you point out is huge. most of the ideas have been tried before, but now the cost and performance have reached a place where it can work.

      All the stars have aligned for it this time round, cheaper infrastructure and networking, demand and apps that scale well to the cloud. Nothing is new, but it is working this time around.

      Ignore the hyperbole but embrace the direction IT is headed.

    18. Re:oh please by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      But am not really surprised by the comments or the very negative reaction as this "movement" as it is a major threat to many IT people. One of the main, explicit goals of the "cloud" is to fire many of the readers on slashdot!

      What Joe biden always says about questioning judgement rather than motive makes a lot of sense.

      Any line of argument which can not be falsified is useless anyway. Stick to the facts/evidence and leave BS for the trolls.

      And yes it IS a "just form of outsourcing" and yes it rarely uses ground breaking technologies of the type we have never seen the likes of before. (possibly why a lot of people on this site don't seem to get it)

      There are many ways to cut management and systems costs. I fail to see any reason to believe in abstraction economies of scale in the operational space is necessary to realize this. If proper intelligence and design is baked into the SYSTEM operational considerations are minimized.

      I believe the core idea economies of scale needs to be in the systems themselves and NOT in who runs them is the single reason outsourced cloud for the sake of reduced management cost is ultimatly doomed to failure.

      I think what myself and others really want and what would be awesome is actually making the ancient idea of the compute grid work instead of the series of bullshit and bandaids we live with today and roughly call "the cloud".

      Before we can do that we need logical containers to wrap our compute and storage. Today these containers are mostly called virtual machines and represent insanely wasteful pathetic hacks. These containers need native execution and they need to be migratable seemlessly between processors and storage resources. Virtual machines only exist because the operating system vendors failed to provide the necessary features in their base product to sufficiently isolate and manage resources.

      special security audits or hardware requests or IT project management

      Remember kids you never have to worry about schema design cause you gots the sharepoint.

    19. Re:oh please by codepunk · · Score: 1

      I am quite amused by all the naysayers while I spin up another 1200 instances this week.

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    20. Re:oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the "cloud" is both the best and worst term for a place to store your data. consider every raindrop you see falling from a real cloud someone losing all their data that was in 'the cloud'

    21. Re:oh please by scsirob · · Score: 1

      Did you migrate any of these to a cheaper/better provider lately?
      Getting in is one thing. Getting out is something entirely different.

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    22. Re:oh please by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The issue is that the "cloud" means "I don't know" or "you can't understand", and geeks don't like being told either of those, so any self respecting geek hates the cloud. the cloud is for managers who can't understand or explain what is being outsourced (or insourced) and why. It's a cover for the ignorant.

    23. Re:oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

    24. Re:oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But we have seen it's like before- the time share mainframe. The only difference is that the processor cost on a modern server is cheaper.

      Bingo!

      I'm old enough to remember being unable to cash a check at my bank because their time-share computer system was down and my boss arguing with his computer company over the cost of getting his data from his time-share system so he could put it on his newly acquired PC complete with dBASE.

      I understand the value proposition. Unfortunately for The Cloud crowd, my memory of the good old days is very very clear.

      Been there, done that. Not gonna do it again.

    25. Re:oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How I learned to stop worrying and love the cloud.

    26. Re:oh please by Pope · · Score: 1

      It's a Unix system. I know this!

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    27. Re:oh please by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      I have a 'cloud' hosted site for a work project, I redeived a maintenance notification email saying that the 'cloud server 8' machine that I am hosted on will be down for maintenance and the site will be offline for 30 mins to 3 hours. Apparently a shared hosting account on a cloud is still tied to a single machine/VM based on my host's logic (and the reason we went with the 'cloud' option for more $$ per month instead of cheap-o hosting that would perform relatively the same).

      There are so many different "cloud" designations in the webhosting field alone that it shows what a bullshit buzzword 'cloud' is.

      All that said, there is one "cloud"esque solution that is working, Google Apps for Business is a hell of a lot cheaper TCO than MS Exchange could ever hope to be for tens of users.

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    28. Re:oh please by codepunk · · Score: 1

      I work in huge box count shops once you learn to start managing machines as a appliance, it is rather easy to move the majority of them anywhere you wish.

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    29. Re:oh please by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      I am sorry but this statement is contrary to the 100's of examples given by someone who does this for a living.

      That is probably an example of a very large company doing it wrong...and you cannot save idiots from themselves 90% of the time unfortunately. But you are right though - this sort of thing can just be lumped with IT and blamed on IT even though they are not really the cause of the trouble.

      But how is this different from normal again?? :)

      This is not the experience of almost all people from my reading - hence why it is so damned popular!?

    30. Re:oh please by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      The contrast you point out is a perfect example of what I am saying: the cloud is very much more than the above comments and IT has NOT delivered this sort of thing before.

      IT has, is and will continue to deliver this sort of thing. The difference is small companies can now utilize the economies that larger companies have been building in-house for a long time. Whether and when these third-party hosted services become ubiquitous is an open question.

      I have no doubt, however, that some organizations will keep their IT in-sourced and on company owned and operated infrastructure regardless of the cost benefits or flexibility. Defense contractors, large financial institutions, large law firms, utilities and other companies whose business model requires that they keep a tight rein on core business technology operations.

      That's not to say that ancillary services won't be pushed out to third parties in many cases as well. As many others have pointed out on this thread, IT is IT is IT whether it's all in-house, completely hosted by third parties or some combination of the two.

      Until such time as a datacenter in the hills of Oregon (or wherever) can provide sub 10ms access to users in Milan or Shenzhen, companies won't outsource their core IT infrastructure to third parties. I suppose that may be coming, but it's not here yet.

      All that said, there's much to like about third party SAAS, hosted applications and servers, etc. Small companies can use the same tools as the big boys without breaking the bank on private infrastructure. The only major obstacle is the cost of bandwidth, which can be considerable depending on the needs of the business.

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  3. I.T. curse by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Since you "know computers" it will still be your problem.

    If I had a dime for every time I got blamed or was asked to fix something that was clearly outside of my sphere of influence...
    well, I probably wouldn't be reading slashdot right now.

    1. Re:I.T. curse by mark-t · · Score: 0

      Why? Would you suddenly lose all peripheral interest in this sort of subject matter just because you were a professional?

    2. Re:I.T. curse by lipanitech · · Score: 2

      I hate the stuff I get blamed for and its not my fault because they decided to use the cloud.

    3. Re:I.T. curse by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course not. However, it's not my fault because my boss bought a shit cell phone that can't sink up with whatever before talking to me about it. By the very same (lack of) logic it is going to be my fault when the "cloud" explodes and goes down for three days. Many people are just not knowledgeable enough to understand where one sphere of influence begins and another ends. And it doesn't matter if the decision was made as a group; it's still YOUR fault.

      I help in every way possible, but no one knows everything when it's a subject as big as "computer."

    4. Re:I.T. curse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Would you suddenly lose all peripheral interest in this sort of subject matter just because you were a professional?

      No, he'd be so filthy, stinking rich from dimes alone that he'd be one of the whackjobs making or sending out lobbyists to make laws about technology, relieving him from the responsibility of knowing a damn thing about it, as is the case right now with rich whackjobs and technology. And then would come the hookers and blow, and he'd be set for life without having to worry about what the plebs in the scary rooms with all the nerdy computers are doing, so long as they're not stopping the aforementioned hookers and blow.

    5. Re:I.T. curse by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And rightly so. Some IT managers like outsourcing because they think they're outsourcing accountability as well. Wrong: when you make the decision to outsource or move stuff to the cloud, it is your responsibility to do some due diligence on the vendor, make sure there's a sensible SLA, and have contingency plans just like you had when the servers were still under your control. Regarding the latter point: a lot of managers forget that when disaster strikes in their own data center, they are in control, and they can allocate resources and extra funds towards getting the most important servers back up first. But when disaster strikes your cloud provider, what priority will you get, when there's thousands of angry clients (including a number of fortune 500 companies) all shouting to get their service restored first?

      That doesn't mean that outsourcing and the cloud are bad per se. It means that when you make that decision, you should apply the more or less similar skills and considerations as you did when you still ran your own data center. You as an IT manager are still end responsible for delivering services to the business, and you cannot assume the cloud is a black box that always works. Plan accordingly.

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    6. Re:I.T. curse by trdrstv · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Of course not. However, it's not my fault because my boss bought a shit cell phone that can't sink up with whatever before talking to me about it. By the very same (lack of) logic it is going to be my fault when the "cloud" explodes and goes down for three days. Many people are just not knowledgeable enough to understand where one sphere of influence begins and another ends. "

      I hear that. I've had several executives ask me if I could reset their AOL password. :-/

    7. Re:I.T. curse by thodelu · · Score: 1

      Deja vu... I read the same exact comment before!!

    8. Re:I.T. curse by SomePgmr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've never had a big problem with that for the (very few) services we do outsource.

      "Salesforce is really slow!" *
      "Hold... I've checked everything on our end, from your workstation out, and we're 100%. It's Salesforce."
      "Those fuckers."

      The real trick is in keeping an eye on how often you're actually hearing things like that and how often it's the outside provider's fault. Because, believe me, your coworkers would be doing the same for your internally hosted solution.

      * Random example I get pretty rarely. We haven't had SF go down outside of scheduled maintenance in the last four years.

    9. Re:I.T. curse by vlm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Regarding the latter point: a lot of managers forget that when disaster strikes in their own data center, they are in control, and they can allocate resources and extra funds towards getting the most important servers back up first.

      I've been involved in virtualization and outsourcing on both sides buyer and seller for a bit more than 20 years. This aspect is always forgotten by the PHBs.

      If the email server explodes, I have $$$$$ high five figures per year of motivation to fix it ASAP. If an outsourced email provider explodes they have
      $49.95/month or whatever of motivation to fix it. I have seen some very sad sights over the decades. If the cost of repair/support exceeds the cost of sales for a similar commission, too bad so sad. Oh your whole multi-million dollar business relies on working, email, oh well. It doesn't matter if we're talking about mainframe service bureau processing, or outsourced email/DNS/webhosting from the 90s/00s, or an online cloud provider, your uptime is not worth a penny more than you're paying for the service. You might, at best, get your provider to B.S. you a sense of urgency... but watch what they do, not what they say.

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    10. Re:I.T. curse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our new upwards-sinking cell phone overlords.

    11. Re:I.T. curse by Shoten · · Score: 1

      Of course not. However, it's not my fault because my boss bought a shit cell phone that can't sink up with whatever before talking to me about it. By the very same (lack of) logic it is going to be my fault when the "cloud" explodes and goes down for three days. Many people are just not knowledgeable enough to understand where one sphere of influence begins and another ends. And it doesn't matter if the decision was made as a group; it's still YOUR fault.

      I help in every way possible, but no one knows everything when it's a subject as big as "computer."

      You're not entirely powerless (or blameless) when dealing with someone like that. The difference between competent IT professionals and *great* IT professionals is the ability to 'manage up,' to get themselves injected into the decision process of those above them. By doing so, they are able to prevent poor choices from being made, and in doing so lower the amount of disruption...and along the same path, they also reduce the overall amount of blame there is to pass around. Consultants love to use the phrase "trusted advisor," because that's the best position to be in with regard to their client...the same holds true with your boss. Any knowledge-based career is as much about marketing yourself to others as it is actually performing the core work of your skillset.

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    12. Re:I.T. curse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good god, man. It's synching. Short for synchronizing. Or am I just not hip with the newspeak?

      It's sync . "Synch" looks like it would sound more like "cinch". But otherwise you are correct.

      The last time I "sinked" my phone, I had to buy a new one since it wasn't waterproof. :-)

    13. Re:I.T. curse by caknuckle · · Score: 1

      However, it's not my fault because my boss bought a shit cell phone that can't sink up with whatever

      shit cell phone that can't sink up with whatever

      sink up

      Good god, man. It's synching. Short for synchronizing. Or am I just not hip with the newspeak?

      Good god man, it could also be syncing. http://thelousylinguist.blogspot.com/2010/09/syncing-vs-synching.html.
      I personally think synching looks like it should be pronounced "cinch-ing".

    14. Re:I.T. curse by umghhh · · Score: 0

      This of course works in majority of organisations or? I mean in no shop I have been an employee is listen to unless there is a good reason. At some point it becomes annoying to have right over your boss even if he is kind enuff to admit you were right again - I mean what is the point if he knew you could have been right, decided otherwise, let all of us suffer and came out on the other side to say: 'you were right!' - that is just pissing me off now. I clearly recall last time they actually listened at least once in a while: when I was external consultant. As soon as I swapped towards slavery of a monthly wage they did not even bothered to to cater for my work place: suddenly I had no work place for 6 or 8 weeks when the only thing that changed was my employment status. Funny that or?

    15. Re:I.T. curse by mark-t · · Score: 1

      If being filthy stinking rich causes one to lose peripheral interest in the things they enjoy, like nerdtoys, programming, and all things geek.

      I sincerely hope that I will always remain poor.

    16. Re:I.T. curse by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Micky get back to work getting IE 6 to function on the big bosses IPOD! Get XP on there!!

      In a more serious note it still is your fault if you od not have a great IT infrastructure. I had this debate with another slashdotter where he attacked the person as incompetent because his boss did not want to pay $900 for a backup system for 1million dollars worth of data.

      His response was, well he agreed it was fine and took the job right? He didn't sell himself, and surely he didn't quit if he was worth his fault so he was just as part of the problem.

      If you suggested to management to use the cloud then it is your fault as the I.T. guy to put the risk in one basket so to speak when it fails. If you are not part of the group that makes decisions then Micky I suggest you look elsewhere for work. You are not respected and any IT manager worth his or her salt listens and has meetings with all IT all the way down to helpdesk to gain input before making critical decisions. There are many corporations who still feel IT has no value and is just a cost center. Now is the time prove otherwise and if you have more than 3 years experience you can leave and let some other schmuck out of college deal with this.

    17. Re:I.T. curse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you talk about or hell what you say?

    18. Re:I.T. curse by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      > Wrong: when you make the decision to outsource or move stuff to the cloud, it is your responsibility to do some due diligence on the vendor, make sure there's a sensible SLA, and have contingency plans just like you had when the servers were still under your control.

      Mod up. I recently saw a CIO make an, um, sudden change in career because outsourcing blew their hands off when they flipped the switch. It can be done sensibly in some situations, but that depends on sensible decisions made by sensible people. The salesperson will try to make you believe they are your friend. Your success is pretty much inversely proportional to how much you believe this.

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    19. Re:I.T. curse by hb253 · · Score: 2

      Problem is, the IT people who I know do not want to move things to the cloud unless it really makes sense (like spam filtering for instance). The pressure is coming from the C-level management. Some idiot from Gartner told them it's the next big trend and BINGO, we're moving as much as we can to the cloud. No amount of argument, convincing, managing up, etc will change the trajectory of the decision.

      In my 15 years of working in the IT world in three different companies , upper management has NEVER listened to it's own people. They always hire outside consultants to tell them what to do, and this is what C-level people are being told what to do these days.

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    20. Re:I.T. curse by SlippyToad · · Score: 1

      If being filthy stinking rich causes one to lose peripheral interest in the things they enjoy, like nerdtoys, programming, and all things geek.

      To some of us this is just a job, and after almost 18 years of non-stop corporate bullshit, one I'm glad to come home from so I can play my bass. I use computers to record music at home. I HATE doing tech support anywhere but in the office.

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    21. Re:I.T. curse by dissy · · Score: 1

      If I was that rich, I would have my own Slashdot, with blackjack, and hookers.
      You likely wouldn't see me for a long time ;}

    22. Re:I.T. curse by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't "cinch-ing". be pronounce "Kinc-hing", one of my favorite gasthause was Stiechen's pronounce "stink'ns".

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    23. Re:I.T. curse by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 2

      I've actually been accused of trying to protect my job by insisting on a server and software setup in house rather than a questionable cloud service to do the same thing before. The fact that they have less up time than in house solutions and didn't really care about our data didn't mean squat to the business manager or the CAO. The only thing that decided them in the end was that it was illegal for them to do it with our 'client' data, because we were a school district and our clients were underage. Any reasonable argument I made was simply written off as 'protecting my job'. Of course alot of that may be the kick back to the CAO from the provider, and even the in house solution still made use of their software (a front end on a oracle DB).

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    24. Re:I.T. curse by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      If an outsourced email provider explodes they have $49.95/month or whatever times all of their customers of motivation to fix it.

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    25. Re:I.T. curse by mark-t · · Score: 1

      For myself, it's also a job... just one that I would otherwise do for free if I didn't have bills to pay.

    26. Re:I.T. curse by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      So basically you suck at office politics and you suck at dealing with people. Frankly you sound like an asshole without great technical chops which would explain why you suck at those things. Then you blame your problems on everyone else and don't realize that the one common variable across the board was you.

    27. Re:I.T. curse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This++. About 5 years ago I was in an elevator with a woman who noticed my Java textbook and said "a programmer, huh? I could have used you last weekend; my printer wouldn't work".

    28. Re:I.T. curse by Zenin · · Score: 1

      The problem is, any start IT person knows their days are numbered since 95% of their day to day duties are completely automated in a could data center. Cloud deployments are quickly making the entire idea of a private physical data center laughable for most uses.

      If I have a new app to deploy that's going to need 5 servers I could ask IT to find me U10 of rack space, call the usual suppliers to give us some bloated quote for server hardware, have the IT guys rack it all up, plug it in, try and fail to get all the required software installed and configured properly, etc.

      Or...I could click "deploy" and watch all that and much, much more happen in about a minute.

      As a release manager for a software development team, I'm strongly looking forward to never having to deal with painfully slow, fat fingered, over compensated IT departments ever again. It can't come soon enough. The question isn't to cloud or not to cloud, the question is which cloud.

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    29. Re:I.T. curse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If an outsourced email provider explodes they have $49.95/month or whatever times all of their customers of motivation to fix it.

      Not if the outage affects only a small portion of their customer base. Perhaps the outage only affects one customer, you.

    30. Re:I.T. curse by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      For myself, it's also a job... just one that I would otherwise do for free if I didn't have bills to pay.

      Really? You'd miss your kid's school play to stay at the office till 5am hacking together a program to mass cancel an entire month's worth of invoices because some dumb user loaded the price lists in the wrong currency again.

      And when they call you at 7am - 30 minutes after you got home - to yell at you because they didn't want all of them cancelling (You asked. At least twice) you rush to the office to sort it.

      Or you'd skip your best buddy's farewell lunch to wipe the viruses off some salesdroid's computer for the 18th time this week. Of course he needs it right now. When you ask the guy at the next desk where he is, you find out he's at an "offsite customer relationship event" all afternoon. He's playing golf with his old frat buddies.

      You'd do all that for free? Don't think so, pal.

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    31. Re:I.T. curse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you negotiate an SLA with punitive measures included. It makes it worth something to them.

      Then again, you're probably not going to be paying $49.95/mo for it.

      Nothing wrong with outsourcing, but you need to put a lot of thought in up front, realise that any loopholes will be exploited (by either side) because it's you vs. them pay-wise, and that *when* it goes wrong, you need to make sure they are as motivated as you would be.
      Assuming that you get all that done right, you'll probably find that a fair amount of the savings (and other benefits) disappear.

    32. Re:I.T. curse by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Part of being in IT is that every computer problem they have is somehow your fault.

    33. Re:I.T. curse by nine-times · · Score: 1

      That goes for all kinds of IT things, and the motivations aren't all financial. If you're having a problem, your internal IT department is motivated to fix it because you're paying them a salary, and it's (probably) the only job they have. They're also motivated by the fact that they know you and everyone else in the company, and they don't want their coworkers to suffer. When you outsource anything, the relationship becomes more impersonal, and now you're one of many clients/customers.

    34. Re:I.T. curse by wed128 · · Score: 1

      Part of being in IT is that every problem they have is somehow your fault.

      There. FTFY.

    35. Re:I.T. curse by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      So basically you suck at office politics and you suck at dealing with people. Frankly you sound like an asshole without great technical chops which would explain why you suck at those things.

      So dealing with people and playing politics takes "great technical chops?" Or do you just suck at communicating your thoughts effectively?

    36. Re:I.T. curse by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      No, that's the asshole part. The second piece was just an observation and me insulting you. Glad you noticed both.

      Or do you just suck at communicating your thoughts effectively?

      I do but since that's the only deficiency I seem to share with you I've never had trouble getting my boss to listen to me.

    37. Re:I.T. curse by vlm · · Score: 1

      If an outsourced email provider explodes they have $49.95/month or whatever times all of their customers of motivation to fix it.

      Only if they have all their customers on one server, or the explosion is hardware related.
      Config disasters are more likely. Also nightmare "support".

      1) Customer tries sending email with .iso image attached, their virtual server is for all intents and purposes dead. Then I unclog the pipes, so to speak, and a few hours later secretary notices the recipients didn't get their isos, so she emails again.
      2) Customer and Customer's client are fighting and playing games and customer wants root on all our boxes to "prove" client is not sending them the docs, but our legal and security dept is hearing nothing of it.
      3) Variations on "checks in the mail" scam where client claims to not get emailed invoices and in the opposite direction customer of the customer claims to not get finished product as email attachment on time, can we access the logs? Um, no, not at the ratio of our labor rate vs your service charge.
      4) The joys of who owns a DNS domain, where the MX record points, what does the former provider think / do, etc.
      5) We filter 1e7 spam per day (back when that was a lot) and one customer wants one email from one sender. WTF all around.
      6) Customer has 300 machines all infected and sending 10 emails per second, or whatever the exact numbers were. That was funny.
      7) Not directly related to outsourced email, but plenty of customers think their ISP somehow controls the blacklists that other people use. You're on a list of open relays, well, too bad. Directly related to outsourced email, we get on a blacklist only used by nutcases, what are we going to do about it when our customer can't email someone using nutcase blacklist? Well, nothing pretty much.

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    38. Re:I.T. curse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I think it's time I get glasses. I read that as "sexual executives" and was wondering what kind of place you worked.

    39. Re:I.T. curse by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      No, that's the asshole part. The second piece was just an observation and me insulting you. Glad you noticed both.

      There's also either a reading deficiency or a temporal instability you're not taking into account, since I'm not the poster you were responding to in the post I quoted.

    40. Re:I.T. curse by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      If I have a new app to deploy that's going to need 5 servers I could ask IT to find me U10 of rack space, call the usual suppliers to give us some bloated quote for server hardware, have the IT guys rack it all up, plug it in, try and fail to get all the required software installed and configured properly, etc.

      Or...I could click "deploy" and watch all that and much, much more happen in about a minute.

      Which is great for prototyping and development.

      But for mission critical apps, I hope your analysis goes deeper than "easier and faster."

      As a release manager for a software development team, I'm strongly looking forward to never having to deal with painfully slow, fat fingered, over compensated IT departments ever again. It can't come soon enough. The question isn't to cloud or not to cloud, the question is which cloud.

      Seriously? You'll still have to deal with the same IT folks, only now it'll be through the cloud suppliers help desk. Gone will be the days when a server hiccuped and you could walk over to the server team and stand over the tech's shoulder until the problem got fixed.

  4. Depends on what cloud by bleedingsamurai · · Score: 2

    I think that if we adopt the cloud model for our internal networks (i.e. a private cloud) that would help improve manageability of the network.
    Rather then outsource to someone else's cloud, create your own.

    1. Re:Depends on what cloud by acoustix · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's called the "cloud" because in network diagrams we used an image of a cloud to describe the part of a network that isn't managed by us or the contents of the hardware is unknown. So to call something a "private cloud" means that while it's 100% under your control you have no fucking clue what hardware is running or how it is configured.

      Congratulations. You just described yourself as being an admin of a network of which you have no clue.

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    2. Re:Depends on what cloud by cpu6502 · · Score: 2

      >>>I think that if we adopt the cloud model for our internal networks (i.e. a private cloud)

      Why are we inventing new words when the old word "network" was just fine?

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    3. Re:Depends on what cloud by war4peace · · Score: 2

      Maybe he's a manager, in which case he's entitled to have no fucking clue, because that's what average managers do.

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    4. Re:Depends on what cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The alternate usage of a cloud in the network diagram is to indicate "this part means a lot for us who do the work, but as far as you users know, it's all magic."

      It's part of the cycle of upgrade theory. Sysadmins alternate between trying to keep the other departments aware of how complicated IT is and trying to keep them ignorant of the details. Neither actually works to get approval to requisition new hardware, but admins haven't found a third option yet.

    5. Re:Depends on what cloud by afidel · · Score: 1

      Actually, it has to do with the way that the end user or resource consumer deals with it. In a cloud setup the user doesn't know or care about how the pool of resource behind their machine runs, they just care that it does run and meets their SLA. Basically in larger organizations they just say we're going to pay for x CPU power, y hard disk space with features a,b,c and uptime of z. It's then up to the provisioning software to carve out those resources from the pool of available stuff.

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    6. Re:Depends on what cloud by vlm · · Score: 1

      So to call something a "private cloud" means that while it's 100% under your control you have no fucking clue what hardware is running or how it is configured.

      under your control in the very abstract sense of "We all work for the same company" but completely outside my control as in "Thats not my department".

      private cloud = corporate HQ gives me several images on their vsphere cluster located in another state, I donno what state, and some space on the NAS that they supposedly back up and the appropriate holes and routes in the firewall.

      None of us on either side "have admin". I have full admin control over my images, and they have no access to my images at all unless they basically break in, which they could do easily enough. I have no control whatsoever over their forest of virtualization servers and firewalls, although they supposedly have "some guy" who maintains it and occasionally randomly upgrades and moves my images around, sometimes telling me before he does the work, or sometimes not.

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    7. Re:Depends on what cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, "Private Cloud" is a buzzword. But the latest use has a couple definitions:

      1: Allow any user or group inside the company to create, expand, shrink, and delete VMs without requiring assistance from IT.

      2: Keep departments separate so Finance's VMs can't be accessed by the blokes down in receiving.

      3: Allow VMs to keep running even if hardware croaks.

      The difference between a cloud and a datacenter are pure semantics in some ways, but the key is abstracting the servers from the "customer" which is the end user.

    8. Re:Depends on what cloud by JWSmythe · · Score: 2

      Because network isn't enough.

      Cloud storage is a hard drive on someone elses network.
      Cloud computer is a computer on someone elses network.
      Cloud web hosting is web hosting on someone elses computer on someone elses network.
      Private cloud is [something] on your network.

      I agree though, we really didn't need a buzz word. I just got laid off from a place, where the new owners mantra was "cloud, cloud, cloud". so our mail was moved to a "cloud" provider. They're just a provider for email. That was a nightmare. They have a replica of the in-house AD server. Changes on their side will be sent straight over to our side. So if someone made an account on the AD server on their side, and added it to the VPN Users, Remote Users, and Administrator groups, now they'd have a user account that would be able to connect to the office VPN, production VPN, and have full Administrator rights.

      But hey, what's wrong with that, they promise security. They manage that security. We don't get access to their logs, their firewall management, their security configurations at all. If there is an incident, we have to ask them to tell us what happened. Will we find out the truth? Not a prayer. What ever the report says coming back, it will indemnify them from any wrong doing. The intruder could have been an outside intruder to their network. The report will most likely say that it was an administrator on their network accidentally added it so it showed up on our network. Why was it used to remotely access and download confidential internal materials? That must have been a problem on our side.

      But hey, once you cloud everything, all the security problems end up with someone else. It becomes impossible to analyze any intrusion, find out who got access to what, or do anything at all about it.

      It will flip around eventually, when companies lose enough due to problems with cloud providers. And hey, that'll help the economy come back. Instead of $49.95/mo to a company to handle the service, it will be handled in-house again. Companies will start hiring their own IT staff again, rather than outsourcing all those jobs to cloud providers and Indian call centers.

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    9. Re:Depends on what cloud by mlts · · Score: 1

      Call me naiive, but I thought the biggest different between an internal network and a private cloud is abstraction, especially using technologies like vMotion, PowerHA and others so hardware failure won't knock down the virtual server.

      This also might be combined with a technology like Citrix that also provides a layer of abstraction between app servers and users. Citrix isn't perfect, but it can provide a layer of security, as well as keeping the critical user apps (and their data) a department uses in one place, as opposed to on each desktop.

      In any case, call it a data center or private cloud, it is inherently more secure than an offsite installation any day, just due to who physically possesses the computers.

    10. Re:Depends on what cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cloud is really great for those large complex code segments that took multiple levels of conceptualizing, budgeting, scheduling, design, coding, review, testing, and patching to create, especially where they are to be deployed by many.

      So I look forward to the Windows shut-down menu code living in the cloud. It should really work well with the Facebook integration too.

    11. Re:Depends on what cloud by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Could also be a developer or a tester. Most of our dev and testing images are VM's, as a senior developer I'm only intersed in the ability to create/manage my images within the system, I don't give a flying fuck as to where it is pysically located, how it's set up and maintained, or what phone company we use to connect to it. The sysadmins in our department are paid to worry about that. It's called 'division of labour' and means I also don't have to worry about office furniture, someone else in some other department provided me with a chair, desk, and trash can. The trash can is cool, it somehow empties itself every night.

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    12. Re:Depends on what cloud by starfishsystems · · Score: 1

      We started out with a definition of "cloud" that was mostly marketing hype. I figured that it was all smoke and mirrors. But it turns out that the market wanted this thing so badly that it has actually come true, sort of an inversion of the "build it and they will come" mantra.

      Now that the concept is a bit more mature and is being treated with more architectural rigor, things are starting to get interesting. The cloud that shows up in network diagrams is now called "public cloud" and there is a structurally equivalent entity called "private cloud" which is on your private network and is managed by you. The inference that all clouds are opaque is obsolete. Get it out of your brain.

      Well then, why even call the thing a "private cloud"? Isn't it the same network by a different name? No, "private cloud" means a certain class of managed application stack designed for simplicity of management, rapid automated deployment, horizontal scaling, and virtualization. That doesn't mean that any part of it is welded shut, but only that you don't have to look under the hood if you don't want to.

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    13. Re:Depends on what cloud by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "So to call something a "private cloud" means that while it's 100% under your control you have no fucking clue what hardware is running or how it is configured."

      Exactly, right on the spot.

      I tell Tim, my department's resident IT guy, that I'll need three servers this evening for a new project and then, Tim, using the company's web interface, triggers out those three servers as I spec'ed. These servers happen to be 100% under my company's control but you can bet neither me nor Tim have no fucking clue what hardware is running or how it is configured.

      I've been told that there's a company-wide IT group that knows about all those things but, in turn, they have no fucking clue nor practical interest about knowing why the hell I need those servers nor where exactly they have been spawned.

      Congratulations. Now you know how the heck a fucking private cloud looks like.

    14. Re:Depends on what cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTH are you talking? And why are you modded up!?

      You have been missing all the recent marketing. It reminds me as when people came with the "Tablet" as an idea from the Apple iPad (when tablet PCs, and other devices had been in the market for long time).

      No, the cloud is the part that it's "transparent" to a particular architecture. The question is what side of the cloud you want to be in, the one you manage (populating systems, and provisioning services) or the one that fixes people's terminals to the cloud (laptop/PC support).

      The cloud... as of today, is a fuzzy set of services that are transparent to the company business and provides services over an infrastructure unknown to the clients. That doesn't mean you cannot manage it.

    15. Re:Depends on what cloud by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      +1

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    16. Re:Depends on what cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could also be a multiple vm running on multiple server.
      And yes, you have no idea (or care) when those vm start moving around across physical server.
      See project Eucalyptus (http://www.eucalyptus.com)

    17. Re:Depends on what cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We use private cloud, but not in that sense.

      Basically we've consolidated IT shops a bit and we have a virtual infrastructure. We looked at external cloud providers which could provide scaling and failover (i.e. they kick in when our load gets enough we start struggling or if we have a failure). The problem we had is we could only get access to one of our three internet connections, so we had a single point of failure.

      Eventually, the outsourcer came to us and said look we have x clients which are all different entitites within your organization, does this make sense? So some of joined together to have a bigger virtualized infrastructure, unfortuantely with a single point of failure still in network connection, so we still fail over to a public cloud. The difference is I now know nothing about our infrastructure; I don't know which data center a virtual machine is in and I have no way of knowing. Thus to me its a private cloud.

      I'm not happy about the situation anymore then I was when they told me I'm not allowed to view the firewall rules. If I can't view them, then how can I suggest which rules are no longer necessary? How can I look for mistakes? If you're going to say security is my job, then let me do my job.

  5. You Are Making Yourself Into A Dispensible Gopher by assertation · · Score: 2

    I sort of agree with the blurb that started this thread.

    Instead of being a skilled professional with power to change things and work on a problem, when you go to the cloud you demote yourself to a gopher who can only make complaints via a phone call when things don't work.

    Aside from making yourself much more dispensable ( "Well, gee, *I* can call and complain too") you get the frustration of feeling powerless. At least with your own systems you can go in, take readings and try things.

  6. So much for definitions... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I guess "cloud" at this point means, "Running your programs on a computer with a network connection."

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    1. Re:So much for definitions... by spire3661 · · Score: 0

      Cloud can have defined scope. Its a network philosophy, like any other. Giving things proper names and then defining what you mean by that is fine when laying out a network. If you want a cloud paradigm design, thats awesome. It has meaning, as you define it. The term 'cloud', by itself is (ahem) nebulous.

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    2. Re:So much for definitions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think he means "VAXcluster". Only with so much baggage that you need processors one thousand times as fast to give the same sort of performance.

    3. Re:So much for definitions... by bleedingsamurai · · Score: 1

      A cloud model is heavily relying on network resources for your computing needs, no?

      Instead of handing out fat clients to all your users, why not host applications over the local network, and give users thin clients? The way I see it, it is less for them to break.
      Besides, in the "traditional" enterprise network server-client model, we already rely heavily on networked printing and networked file systems.

    4. Re:So much for definitions... by bleedingsamurai · · Score: 1

      * I mean, most people only ever seem to really use a text editor and a web browser.
      A lot of accounting software and architecture design software is already networked to some extent.

      I'm sure it would be impossible to move an entire network over to this model, but I think the bulk of a network could be implemented like this.

    5. Re:So much for definitions... by Bigby · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is just about a network connection. This goes into the costs of administration of outsourcing traditionally internal components. Now you need to rely on that external entity for service...whether that be a vendor dealing with the hardware or a vendor that supplies the service itself.

    6. Re:So much for definitions... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Except that the post I was replying to referred to a "private cloud," i.e. hosting things internally. If "cloud" no longer refers to outsourcing your computation, then it pretty much lost whatever semblance of meaning it might have had.

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    7. Re:So much for definitions... by physburn · · Score: 1

      No the cloud is about getting you job as IT man in the local office moved to IT man at Some Corp, who is current pay is subsubsized by there book shop profits, later local IT man will disappear, and Some Corp will hike up the prices.

    8. Re:So much for definitions... by acoustix · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Cloud can have defined scope. Its a network philosophy, like any other.

      Nope. The term "cloud" was coined over a decade ago when using diagrams to display network topology. The cloud was a stencil or icon that represented the Internet or a group of unknown hardware that was managed by someone else.

      It's like taking the term "broadband" whose original meaning was the ability to perform frequency multiplexing, whereas now it supposedly means high speed Internet access. The two definitions for broadband have absolutely nothing in common.

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    9. Re:So much for definitions... by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have started substituting the phrase " The Fog" for "The Cloud". It's starting to get kind of thick.

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    10. Re:So much for definitions... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A cloud model is heavily relying on network resources for your computing needs, no?

      I guess that's the meaning today. Yesterday, it meant outsourcing your computation, which is the more typical context, but even then it refers to anything that involves outsourcing computation (storage included).

      Besides, in the "traditional" enterprise network server-client model, we already rely heavily on networked printing and networked file systems.

      Which is one of the reasons "cloud computing" is a pointless and meaningless term. It is nothing more than marketing, designed to convey a sense that there is something new under the sun when it comes to networked computers, when in fact people have been outsourcing computation and relying on networks since the 1960s.

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    11. Re:So much for definitions... by camperslo · · Score: 1

      I guess "cloud" at this point means, "Running your programs on a computer with a network connection."

      Of course performance may fluctuate with the net. But volunteers may help to smooth things out and perform other tasks such as backups, like the folks at Mitmbs. (Man in the middle buffer service) Just think of the possibilities!

      http://www.nationaldefensemagazine.org/blog/Lists/Posts/Post.aspx?ID=249

    12. Re:So much for definitions... by ppanon · · Score: 1

      Also see "bandwidth".

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    13. Re:So much for definitions... by Sheik+Yerbouti · · Score: 1

      Exactly the timesharing term was passe and they needed a new hip marketing term for the same thing thus "cloud" was born.

    14. Re:So much for definitions... by randomsearch · · Score: 1

      > I guess "cloud" at this point means, "Running your programs on a computer with a network connection."

      Here's a reasonable and widely-accepted definition from NIST:

      http://csrc.nist.gov/publications/nistpubs/800-145/SP800-145.pdf

      RS

    15. Re:So much for definitions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I thought cloud computing was aiming a dish at a cloud in the sky then praying to God (Or other deity of your choice) that it works.

    16. Re:So much for definitions... by spazdor · · Score: 1

      Width and broadness are pretty much synonymous.

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    17. Re:So much for definitions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right you are. i remember my first boss in an IT capacity drawing a network diagram on a whiteboard with a cute, puffy, cloud. i chuckled because i thought he was just being funny. he realized this and chuckled too and explained it to me. i think today's 'cloud' still retains this air of mystery (hehehe) but it also tends to imply that there is some form of distributed computing/storage inside that cloud (implemented with some form of virtualization) which implies redundancy and reliability. of course, within the 'cloud' there is redundancy and reliability. however, the inputs and outputs to and from the 'cloud' are much less redundant/reliable, like rivers and streams flowing into and out of a lake. if a beaver dams up those rivers and streams, your water is still in the lake but you can't get to it with your boat.

      instead of 'cloud', we should use the term 'lake'. have you ever been told to go jump in a lake? lol

    18. Re:So much for definitions... by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      I like it. I was using clowd now I can have foggy clowds. :)

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    19. Re:So much for definitions... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "The cloud was a stencil or icon that represented the Internet or a group of unknown hardware that was managed by someone else."

      An then, within the company, all that even the business-aligned IT (not core corporate IT but division level) knows about our internal deployments it that it is "...a group of unknown hardware that is managed by someone else". They don't have to think about capacity, they just shoot some instances as they need; they don't have to think about leading times, they just go to the web interface (or the internal API), check the bolts and fill the fields for how much RAM, CPU, hard disk... they need, and their new system(s) spawn within a minute.

      And then, even for the core IT staffers that do know where the iron really lives and how much iron there is in reality, they don't give a damn about which server exactly do the (virtualized) servers for the new project from the Hong-Kong group are triggered.

      So, yes, it *is* a cloud.

      But then, the bean counters at Finance do know how much money all those servers, and electricity and rack space cost, and they know all this are corporate assests so, yes, they are private property of the company.

      Hence, "private cloud".

    20. Re:So much for definitions... by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "If "cloud" no longer refers to outsourcing your computation, then it pretty much lost whatever semblance of meaning it might have had."

      Maybe for you. Tap water is a commodity -even if you happen to be the owner of your local water supply company.

      If it allows for spawning new systems on demand, out of a GUI and/or and API and the act of triggering a new instance is not locality-bounded, then it is cloud.

      No matter if the provider is an internal party from your own company or a third party provider.

    21. Re:So much for definitions... by Ashtead · · Score: 1

      Actually, the main difference between fog and clouds is a matter of location: If you're looking at it from the outside it is a cloud; if you are inside it is fog.

      As a buzzword this seems very similar to the nebulous definition that .NET had about 10 years ago -- it was supposed to do everything but no-one could explain exactly what it was or how it was supposed to do it.

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    22. Re:So much for definitions... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      defined scope ... network philosophy ... paradigm

      Bingo!

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    23. Re:So much for definitions... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The symbol yes, the term no. It was referred to as "X.25" "WAN" or whatever.

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    24. Re:So much for definitions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, "The Cloud" is more about dynamic, distributed computing.

    25. Re:So much for definitions... by ppanon · · Score: 1

      True, the semantic origin is the same. But you'll hear people use bandwidth in much more varied scenarios than broadband (which I have still only heard used regarding the transmission of electronic data). These days bandwidth is (mis)used in many scenarios as a generic term for ability to transfer or absorb information, including personal interactions (i.e. I don't have enough bandwidth to deal with all these projects).

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    26. Re:So much for definitions... by spazdor · · Score: 1

      I have often heard RF geeks and hams say "wideband" when talking about actual over-the-air transmissions.

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  7. -cloud +outsourcing by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This has nothing specifically to do with "the cloud" at all. It's the same problem you have when you outsource anything -- the company you hired might not provide the quality you were expecting.

    Can we please stop the re-hash of old ideas with buzzwords attached? This is a site for engineers, not MBA idiots.

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    1. Re:-cloud +outsourcing by Tommy+Bologna · · Score: 1

      Ha! Don't flatter yourself, this stopped being a site for engineers a decade ago.
      Sorry to be the bearer of bad news ... if decade old information can be considered news.

      I am a graphic artist, not an engineer; and I am a frequent visitor.
      You may now stop behaving like a self-important, self-righteous tool.

    2. Re:-cloud +outsourcing by randomsearch · · Score: 1

      > Can we please stop the re-hash of old ideas with buzzwords attached? This is a site for engineers, not MBA idiots.

      Outsourcing and cloud computing are different concepts.

      Outsourcing usually refers to the practice of having someone else host and administer your IT infrastructure for you.

      Cloud computing includes the practice of rental of infrastructure from others, whilst the administration of that infrastructure remains under your control.

      Cloud computing is not just a buzzword. Try reading O'Reilly's "Cloud Application Architectures Building Applications and Infrastructure in the Cloud" for more information.

      RS

    3. Re:-cloud +outsourcing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The real purpose of the Cloud (previously known as SAAS, ERP, etc...) is not to make the customers life/IT world easy it for one purpose and one alone.

      Provide the vendors the means to extort more 'continuous' money streams from you. Before you may buy software and it sits without maintenance or upgrades but it is yours and you can run it as long as you like and the only hope the vendor had was if the hardware it ran on died and you had to call them to buy an upgrade and help re-install.

      I think they are scared to death of things like VMware, Hyper-V, KVM, VirualBox (where you can move that machine and it's setup to new hardware without re-installing) and have invented this whole cloud/saas BS because they know the only way to get you on the subscription path is take away your ability to run it in-house and make you completely dependent on them.

      If they hold it and you don't pay they cut you off, If you hold it yourself they can only not support you but you can still use it.

      This has nothing to do with providing "Ease of management/use", "Freeing up your time for more important things" This is about them making more money out you nothing more.

    4. Re:-cloud +outsourcing by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      Cloud computing is not just a buzzword.

      When everything from hosted email to renting CPU time is described as "cloud computing," I'm not sure how you're able to say with a straight face that it's not a buzzword.

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  8. Re:You Are Making Yourself Into A Dispensible Goph by sticks_us · · Score: 1

    Agreed. What's worse is that your skillset gradually atrophies away until you're barely able to do anything of value, other than manage "Sales Force" passwords, or write throwaway scripts to use against someone's proprietary API.

    The hard stuff? Well, that's why we have consultants!

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  9. I've been screaming this for months... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that just because it's "in the cloud", there are now bigger issues to worry about. That single Internet connection? Time to add redundancy. Backups? I wouldn't trust their SLA any farther than the door. Security? Hah!

  10. Ya we had that problem by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Informative

    Campus decided to outsource our e-mail to Microsoft BOPS, rather than just do Exchange (or something else) on campus. Problem was that doesn't mean that suddenly campus IT just gets to say "e-mail isn't our problem, call MS!" No, rather IT still hast o do front line support but now when there's a problem you have to call someone else, get the runaround, finger pointing, slow response, and so on.

    Net result? We now have an Exchange server on campus and do e-mail that way.

    It isn't like outsourcing something magically makes all problems go away, particularly user problems. So you still end up needing support for that, but then you get to deal with another layer of support, one that doesn't really give a shit if your stuff works or not.

    Basically people need to STFU about the "cloud" and realize that it is what it always has been: outsourcing and evaluate if it makes sense on those merits. Basically outsourcing is a reasonable idea if you are too small to do something yourself, or if someone does a much better job because they are specialized at it. If neither of those are true, probably best not to outsource.

    1. Re:Ya we had that problem by Proteus · · Score: 1

      In other words, as it has been since time immemorial, IT decisions are being made without completing full due diligence. Including understanding and planning for support, training, and related costs.

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    2. Re:Ya we had that problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Outsourcing to the cloud can be a way to help a cash-strapped start-up company build out an infrastructure less expensively. There are pluses and minuses to both solutions. True that cloud computing is NOT the panacea!

    3. Re:Ya we had that problem by Bryansix · · Score: 2

      Ya but you get Powershell access so if your campus IT knew their stuff they could just fix 90% of problems without even calling Microsoft.

    4. Re:Ya we had that problem by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's one of the greatest benefits of the cloud. You can "spawn" infrastructure on a cost accessible for startups and small companies. But even then, it isn't smart to outsorce more responsibilities than the minimum necessary, or have no backup plan (normaly another service provider that you can hire fast, and data backups).

    5. Re:Ya we had that problem by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Informative
      You don't get it.

      You out source when the out sourcing provider comes in and takes your IT chief and the CEO out on a nice golfing trip and gives all the members of the IT teams ball point pens with their logo on it.

      Then, after a while, the in-house software provider sales manager comes around and takes CXOs for nice island get away. And you get baseball caps with the company logo. Then they undo all the out sourced services and implement it in house.

      Then comes Accenture and Infosys and Wipro. They tell the CXO, "look, some of you are into golf, some into island vacations. We don't want to force you. Just take our cold hard cash. We are from India. We know how important it is to make direct cash payments instead of the indirect in kind payments". They get thrown out.

      Then the McKenzies and Price Waterhouses etc come in. They speak in obtuse languages, take the cold hard cash from Accenture, Wipro and Infosys, skim something off the top and pass the rest to CXO in a perfectly legal way. Of course you will get your token appreciation trinket. Probably a bamboo drink coaster for your coffee mug.

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    6. Re:Ya we had that problem by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      God, if I had mod points today... Although I can't decide whether to give you +2 Funny, or +5 Insightful ;-)

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    7. Re:Ya we had that problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Outsourcing your e-mail to Microsoft BOB seems a rather bad idea to me ...

    8. Re:Ya we had that problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cloud computing -> Another layer of indirectional finger pointing.

    9. Re:Ya we had that problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poster-Get | Provide Text-Hyphens | XML-sort | retard

    10. Re:Ya we had that problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look you bastard! I love my bamboo drink coaster; I worked damned hard to get it. I don;t need you rocking the boat and upsetting the status quo by outing the IT industry, so STFU!

      Crap, I got a splinter!

    11. Re:Ya we had that problem by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      You forgot the CXO's sudden interest to pursue other opportunities a few months later, coupled with a big golden handshake.
      I've seen it happen and we're still stuck with the crap software.

    12. Re:Ya we had that problem by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Probably a bamboo drink coaster for your coffee mug.

      The coaster's pink to match your brand new pink slip.

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  11. I don't agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "The end result of a catastrophic failure or data loss event is exactly the same whether you own the service or contract it out"

    I disagree. Instead of your head rolling, its likely to be your cloud providers head. Much better- in my opinion. For somebody who does something useful besides maintaining an aging fleet of XP machines, I think the cloud really helps people and companies get past the IT technicalities and get back to doing work that is productive and makes money.

  12. It depends on what you use the cloud for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It depends on what you use the cloud for.

    To exchange files inside an organization (Google Docs/Drive, Dropbox, whatever) ? You save the hassles of maintaining a file server, daily backups, etc. Also gives more features as in the ability of sharing some docs with third parties for example.

    For mail ? Why not, there are plenty of services, all of which work probably better than a self maintained server.

    For your mission critical custom application ? No way.

    1. Re:It depends on what you use the cloud for. by 0123456 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You save the hassles of maintaining a file server, daily backups, etc. Also gives more features as in the ability of sharing some docs with third parties for example.

      Of course when the Feds seize the server because some users have been sharing their music and movies with third parties, you're screwed.

    2. Re:It depends on what you use the cloud for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You save the hassles of maintaining a file server, daily backups, etc. Also gives more features as in the ability of sharing some docs with third parties for example.

      Of course when the Feds seize the server because some users have been sharing their music and movies with third parties, you're screwed.

      Which should be part of your risk assessment and your source selection process. Heck, I can't even order nuts and bolts without the supplier being pre-approved by our legal team.

      Certainly now (if not before) if I were looking for a service provider for a business, I would seek out the same sorts of draconian policies that I complain about as an Internet user. (That is, I would prefer providers that are anti-file sharing, anti-wikileaks, anti-anything controversial, etc.)

    3. Re:It depends on what you use the cloud for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which really only means that somewhere along the way people forgot what this "internet" thing was all about.

      Why would you need the "cloud" to share documents with others? I find it irritating that people don't even realize anymore that publishing things/offering services to the public doesn't need a server "in the internet" (as in "at some remote location"). What you need is an internet connection. Any internet connection. And some piece of software that makes the data accessible to whoever needs to have access to it. The internet doesn't, at the protocol level, know any difference between "user" and "server", if you have an internet connection, you can connect a browser or a web server to it, you don't need a "server internet connection" separate from a "browser internet connection".

    4. Re:It depends on what you use the cloud for. by codepunk · · Score: 1

      If it is in your data center guess what the feds will walk right in and take what they want anyhow.

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  13. So What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moving IT infrastructure to the cloud doesn't mean you stop monitoring it and acting upon various problems. You just change the actors involved into getting a solution together.

  14. Re:another... by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 4, Insightful
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  15. It's the output that matters to business by rbanzai · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter if the processes that create the output are in your office, your server room or even your building. You're providing the services that produce the output the business needs and the business management wants. If I.T. has made the transition in your workplace to service provider you will always have a place as the person making sure the desired output is delivered. If management still sees I.T. as the people who take care of the computers then yes you'd have something to worry about.

  16. MBAs don't care by SirWhoopass · · Score: 1

    I imagine that the MBAs realize it simply outsources the problems. From their perspective this is better. If the IT guys screw up then all they can do is fire them. If the Cloud has a problem, then they have a breach of contract with [Amazon/Microsoft/etc].

    Whether or not they could recover any significant damages doesn't matter. Or the probability of failure. They have someone outside the organization to hold accountable. Someone who can be sued.

    1. Re:MBAs don't care by vlm · · Score: 1

      Someone who can be sued.

      ha ha ha ha thats the funniest thing I've read on /. in awhile. Sure, you can sue... and lose!

      We used to call "cloud" by the name "outsourced" or buying a "service". Back in the 90s and 00s I worked for some providers in various fields and all my employers had legendary legal contracts. I could pretty much do anything non-criminal and you'd have no recourse, at best you could request binding arbitration with a arbiter of my choice at my jurisdiction on my terms. LOL. You have to realize we were selling to people who fundamentally didn't understand the product anyway; if they did, they would be competing with us.

      I mean technically yes anyone can sue anyone for anything. But I have a signed contract that release me from all liability. And the amount we were charging for hosting was well into small claims court territory so even if by some utter miracle you got triple damages, prorated per day, that might be, what, maybe $10?

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    2. Re:MBAs don't care by sjames · · Score: 1

      No, they have a worthless 'contract' that reads in the fine print: "too bad, so sad".

  17. I have never in my career heard an IT person by netsavior · · Score: 1

    I have never ever met a co-worker with an IT title or job description who pushed for "Cloud" "Workflow" "CRM" "Near Sourcing" "Off Shoring" or whatever other new name for old tech that might fly across executive management's desk. That is for CEOs and people who don't know what the fuck they are talking about to chase, and for us to implement.

  18. IT professionals for IT managers? by onyxruby · · Score: 1

    Are we talking about IT professionals or managers? Since outsourcing became a dirty word with a proven track record of job losses in exchange for questionable gains it was re-badged as the "cloud".

    IT professionals by and large recognize in function that the cloud is just today's shiny version of a main frame and dumb terminals. IT Managers see the "Cloud" as a way to outsource services and reduce costs. We saw the same thing when everyone thought you could outsource all the IT jobs to India.

    I'm at a place now where we have a brand new CIO. Our brand new CIO has heard about the BYOD trend. BYOD means that users buy their own computer and take purchase their own software. We will will even give the user an advance to pay for this. In and of itself this is not bad, but somehow the new CIO somehow thinks that this extends to our users also managing their own devices. In effect he thinks BYOD means that we can outsource computer management (back end stuff like patching, asset, inventory, licensing etc) to our user-base.

    Outsourcing is outsourcing, whether it's to India, a contract house, the cloud or your own user base. Any time you hand over control to outsiders you are going to necessarily have problems, how does changing the label change the principals?

    1. Re:IT professionals for IT managers? by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 2

      IT professionals by and large recognize in function that the cloud is just today's shiny version of a main frame and dumb terminals.

      I have been shouting this from the rooftops for the past two years. People still just don't get it.

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    2. Re:IT professionals for IT managers? by tompaulco · · Score: 2

      Outsourcing is outsourcing, whether it's to India, a contract house, the cloud or your own user base.
      Many companies outsource internally all the time. For example, once upon a time, you turned in all your expenses to a $30,000 a year office assistant to compile and post the expenses. However, now they have "saved money" by eliminating this position, buying some fancy (and slow and unusable) third party web application, and instead of having someone inexpensive and familiar with expenses and expense policies doing the job day in and day out, we make the $100,000 a year developers and managers task switch to using this third party program. The net effect? One department gets to save $30k a year, while all the other departments probably have a cumulative loss of $100,000 or more.

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    3. Re:IT professionals for IT managers? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      I have been shouting this from the rooftops for the past two years. People still just don't get it.

      That's not cloud hosting, that's just remote hosting, colocation, virtual server, whatever. Cloud services are where there's a pool of resources and you ask for resources as you need them and you are charged as you use them and you don't have to worry about anything other than submitting jobs and waiting for results. And your data is stored on their server and those pay-as-you-go instances can access it.

      A lot of stuff is called cloud that has no business being called cloud. It's only remote, or hosted.

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    4. Re:IT professionals for IT managers? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      IT professionals by and large recognize in function that the cloud is just today's shiny version of a main frame and dumb terminals.

      I have been shouting this from the rooftops for the past two years. People still just don't get it.

      On /. you're preaching to the choir.

      I've pointed this out to every manager who's looked all starry eyed when mentioning the cloud.
      1. Management thinks we can save money by moving to a mainframe.
      2. IT deploys thin clients.
      3. Thin clients and mainframes cause a bottleneck.
      4. Management thinks we can fix the bottleneck by deploying thick clients.
      5. IT deploys thick clients.
      6. Go to step 1.

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  19. But it is Easier! by bobbied · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Moving to the cloud is easier, which is why we keep considering it. It is easier to off load the work onto some cloud operator who is supposed to do it better and possibly cheaper, or at least it LOOKS easier. No more dealing with backup tapes, No more dealing with software licenses and the like, just pay your vendor of choice copy all your data onto the cloud and start tossing hardware and the people that managed it out the door.

    Problem here is that doing this job right, on a budget, and on time is FAR from easy. Plus, it is going to be very difficult to verify that your vendor is actually doing the job correctly, considering that the hardware isn't accessible, being located in some server room some distance away. Who knows if they actually do backups of anything, much less actually do off site storage of recovery media. My guess is that as competition in this area heats up, prices will fall with quality falling too. Costs will be trimmed by eliminating skilled labor and without skilled labor the whole house of cards will fall.

    Seems to me that the cloud may be a short term gain for most, but in the long run, dumping your infrastructure and the people that go with it is going to bite you eventually, unless the business is very small.

    Finally, the biggest messes I've had to clean up had very little to do with a hardware failure or some loss of data. The worst messes I've seen where caused by some administrative error.... Replacing the wrong disk in the RAID, causing the total data loss or not thinking though a command before hitting enter. I don't see how being on a cloud will fix this kind of thing.

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    1. Re:But it is Easier! by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Replacing the wrong disk in the RAID, causing the total data loss or not thinking though a command before hitting enter. I don't see how being on a cloud will fix this kind of thing.

      Well the "replacing the wrong disk in the RAID" could actually be helped by an additional abstraction layer that has resources allocated redundantly over many servers. It depends on how the "cloud" relates to the hardware, but in some of these cases it means that you're not on a dedicated server and the actual data is stored in multiple places, so any single server failure shouldn't break things-- or at least shouldn't break them for very long.

    2. Re:But it is Easier! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first thing we outsourced was backups. They then said, hey you have a virtual infrastructure we do to, why not set it up so that you can restore here in case of extended down time, which made sense as they already had a copy of or most recent backups. Then it was, you're having load problems, why not fail over during high load, which made sense as it meant we tested failing over on a regular basis.

      We were confident they had backups because they showed us the audit logs, because they showed us procedures, and because they asked us to verify the restored backups. From their perspective, we don't use their internet connection. They own their own fiber, but other companies also have a precense (partially historically it was owned by a telephone company and partially as they assume you'll want secondary and tertiary service providers). The same entity that provides us internet has a presense there, so we use their connection. Peroidically, we test failing over to a different connection.

      Is it possible they pick and choose when we do restores? Sure, but we can request one at any time. They were cheaper then what we could do in-house, but they are still expensive. It helps that one of their main data centers is within an easy driving center, they're main corperate office is within the same municipality, and our off-site backup is only a couple of hours away so we can verify it also. As a state entity, if we loose both the primary and secondary sites, we have MUCH bigger issues.

    3. Re:But it is Easier! by bobbied · · Score: 1

      You missed my point... Most of the data loss and service disruptions I've experienced or had to recover from were caused by human error, not hardware failures. Being on the cloud doesn't make this kind of problem go away, but it does make it a bit harder to recover because you have to call somebody...

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    4. Re:But it is Easier! by nine-times · · Score: 1

      You missed my point: being in the cloud might help to reduce these kinds of errors and make it easier to recover from, assuming the cloud is set up well and maintained properly.

  20. The Cloud and MFP Copiers by Parlett316 · · Score: 1

    I deal with large MFP copiers that can scan to email and I love "THE CLOUD". Since the two manufacturers I deal with cannot figure out TLS it's a huge issue. Then the IT guys yell at me cause he moved everything without ever asking if our equipment would have an issue.

    Good thing Stunnel exists or we would be having major issues.

    1. Re:The Cloud and MFP Copiers by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      I deal with large MFP copiers that can scan to email and I love "THE CLOUD". Since the two manufacturers I deal with cannot figure out TLS it's a huge issue. Then the IT guys yell at me cause he moved everything without ever asking if our equipment would have an issue.

      Good thing Stunnel exists or we would be having major issues.

      Scanning to email has been around for the past 15 years. That really isn't "THE CLOUD."

    2. Re:The Cloud and MFP Copiers by Parlett316 · · Score: 1

      Office365 considers itself a cloud. I consider it a pain in the ass when the customer shuts down their exchange server for it.

  21. Cloud Traps! by na1led · · Score: 1

    If you outsource most of your IT workload to the cloud, you'll be stuck with it, and it becomes very difficult to upgrade services/applications. I know some companies that outsource their email and regret it. They can't use addon features that some applications/databases require, service is painfully slow, archiving is a pain and expensive. It's just not worth it.

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  22. USA USA USA!!! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    When the Cloud is a bunch a servers that sit in the US which are subject to laws that enable the US to snoop through your private data at will the answer has been, and will continue to be "no".

    Not to mention that more of those laws seem to be on the way. I would say that any business/government should find that it is unacceptable and unethical to potentially subject your clients to that (unless already subject to US law by residing there already in which case it doesn't really matter).

    1. Re:USA USA USA!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah you're safe, we outsource everything!

  23. One of our clients moved to the cloud on their own by sandytaru · · Score: 2

    They didn't involve my office in the process at all. They knew they wanted to dump their big ERP for something else, but they chose a cloud based SaaS solution and we warned them that it was probably not a good idea considering their size. Now we get tech support calls almost every day complaining that the SaaS website is frozen, and all we can do is shrug and call the SaaS company's support line because we have no control over it. My boss didn't want to tell them "I told you so" but...

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  24. Exporting IT knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all about out sourcing and exporting national (would-be) treasure to cheap slave labor based markets
    One day it'll bite ALL

  25. private cloud/public cloud by mbaGeek · · Score: 2

    the "cloud" is the latest (in a long line) of over used buzz words

    are you running a few virtual machines on a couple of midlevel servers? probably not "cloud computing"

    are you considering virtualizing a large number of servers to achieve high performance/high availability/infrastructure as a service/or some other "as a service" buzzword? probably "cloud computing"

    where your "cloud configuration" exists is another issue. there was an article (Forbes maybe) that pointed out how much less money is required to start/run an "Internet startups." With the "public cloud provider" being Amazon Web Services (i.e. just because you are using the "cloud" doesn't mean you outsourced everything)

    remember that "I.T." is about helping a company do whatever it is they do - the need for "I.T. people" (especially in security, virtualization, and developers) is not going away, but if you are a "hardware only" tech, spending your day replacing power supplies and installing new hard drives, you don't have a future in corporate IT departments ...

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    1. Re:private cloud/public cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who need to touch the hardware can't be outsourced to India.

    2. Re:private cloud/public cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who need to touch the hardware can't be outsourced to India.

      With "cloud", they could move most of the hardware to India.

  26. Re:You Are Making Yourself Into A Dispensible Goph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It depends on what your role is. I work as a systems engineer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Systems_engineering), but notably not in IT. My job involves a great deal of 'outsourcing' work to others, whether it is internal (specifying hardware or software requirements for other departments to build to) or external (coordinating suppliers and development partners). I'm responsible for making sure the integrated whole works; if I had to simultaneously know as much as the specialist engineers do on every single subject, from software algorithms to epoxy composition to thermal analysis (which would be impossible anyway) I wouldn't have time to do my job. Delegating that work to other specialists doesn't diminish my value; it empowers me to do other things. Sure, maybe some of my own original specialist skillset is diminished, but it is replaced with another skillset. So, I'm not sure the 'skills' argument is that important, unless as an individual IT worker you're concerned about staying in your field, which is your problem, not the companies.

    Relinquishing control is a bigger issue. Sometimes that will work fine, sometimes it won't. One needs to analyze their situation, and do the risk assessments.

  27. Keep as much in house as you can. . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Lest your sanity leave you.

    Fun when things break and you and the folks responsible for the "other" side of things get into a blame-pointing game in a conference call.

    " You have a bad transmitter ! "

    " No YOU have a bad receiver ! "

    " I'm not seeing any data from you ! "

    " We're seeing data leaving fine, must be a problem on your end ! "

    Bad enough when this happens within the same company, a nightmare when two get involved. :|

  28. MBA perspective not trenches by vlm · · Score: 1

    The end result of a catastrophic failure or data loss event is exactly the same whether you own the service or contract it out.

    This is MBA perspective, not in the trenches. In MBA-land a one day outage is a one day outage, doesn't much matter. In the trenches a one day cloud outage means you lay at the beach and occasionally dial into a conference call, whereas a one day non-cloud outage means you spend 24 hours in the office slinging hardware and backup tapes.

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    1. Re:MBA perspective not trenches by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2

      True, but the flip side is that I have the ability to keep a one-day non-cloud outage to one day by putting effort into it. I have control over what happens. If it's a non-cloud outage I have no control over how long it'll last. That all depends on the vendor and how much priority they put on fixing things, which leaves me in the unenviable position not of laying on the beach but of constantly being on conference calls having to tell upper management "No, we don't know what happened. No, we don't know when it'll be fixed. No, we can't do anything to speed recovery up.". Which, trust me, upper management does not like one bit.

    2. Re:MBA perspective not trenches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but the flip side is that I have the ability to keep a one-day non-cloud outage to one day by putting effort into it. I have control over what happens. If it's a non-cloud outage I have no control over how long it'll last. That all depends on the vendor and how much priority they put on fixing things, which leaves me in the unenviable position not of laying on the beach but of constantly being on conference calls having to tell upper management "No, we don't know what happened. No, we don't know when it'll be fixed. No, we can't do anything to speed recovery up.". Which, trust me, upper management does not like one bit.

      That's what SLA's with financial penalties, which upper management agreed to are for. If you don't have something of this nature with any outsourcing agreement you're a chump.

  29. s/unknown/unimportant/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A much nicer euphemism than "I have no fucking clue how that part gets done" is "this part of the system doesn't care how that part of the system works."

    Private Cloud could mean something as simple as "I got my abstractions right."

    1. Re:s/unknown/unimportant/ by spazdor · · Score: 1

      THANK YOU.

      I am sick of people treating this concept as stupid when it's just fucking encapsulation

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  30. All stakeholders care about.... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    All that stakeholders care about is results. If you have an infrastructure problem internally and push things to the cloud to solve it (as the summary discusses) and your cloud vendor is not 100%, your stakeholders are still going to come after you (meaning I.T.). After all, they really shouldn't have to worry about where data is stored or how it is accessed. That is your job (I.T.) not theirs. On the other hand, any problems with service affects their jobs and your department (I.T.) is at fault regardless if it is an internal problem or with a vendor you contracted with.

    People complain about the bean counters all the time. They're a piece of cake, you just need to talk their language and show a decent ROI. Upset the sales or manufacturing side of things, though and you will be out on the street.

    It's not that adopting the cloud kills your career. It's putting your career in the hands of outside vendors that has the potential to kill it.

  31. The Cloud, BYOD, etc. by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    All a recipe for disaster IMO.


    Then again, I'm one of those infosec control-freak types who will corner a salesperson and brutally interrogate them over the crap their iPad has brought into my networks, or even better, the confidential documents they store in public, online data warehouses...

    "You put WHAT on Google Docs??!!"

    YMMV.


    Keep it in house. That way, when something inevitably gets fucked, you can actually do something about it.

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  32. Re:another... by synapse7 · · Score: 3, Interesting
  33. Plus... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 2

    Plus, your cloud vendor is in the IT business like everybody else. Like any IT business (or any business for that matter), they have a bottom line to watch and will choose to provide the minimal acceptable service to maximize profits, or they will charge a lot extra to exceed those standards. But, unlike your business, when they need to make business decisions that lead to cost reductions, you don't necessarily know about it until it is too late.

  34. barely literate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The post is so full of mixed metaphor that it is nearly meaningless. The author should take a writing class, it might also improve their technical writing skills as well. I can only assume the worse from someone that who uses metaphor as a crutch (see what I did there).

  35. Re:another... by sortius_nod · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have to agree. This summary is, well, crap. Anyone trying to "push problems" to somewhere/someone else rather than resolving the problem shouldn't be working in IT for a start.

    This is another "fear the cloud, it eats babies" post, which are becoming more frequent recently. I know I'd never make a decision of how/where to host apps/services purely on one criteria, eg: getting rid of my local headache.

    Yet another failure of an IDG article.

  36. Print link (one-page) to TFA by bwintx · · Score: 1
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  37. Re:You Are Making Yourself Into A Dispensible Goph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The trick is to get a job at a Cloud provider. No gopher status for me.

  38. All the responsibility and none of the control by charnov · · Score: 1

    Most of the cloud (IaaS, SaaS, whatever) services out there boils down to this: you are outsourcing some or all of your infrastructure (losing control) and are still saddled with all of the responsibility to make it work.

    It is yet another way to hack away at the internal IT cost center. Can "cloud" be a good idea? Sure, if you are delivering metered services (Netflix, SaaS), or are entirely office-less.

    We outsourced our fax, CRM, and backup and it is "fine." Management thinks it's fantastic because it is so cheap... but I am sitting here right now waiting for a our fax system to come back online due to a cable outage in California (I'm in the midwest). That's the reality of this type of shift. I am completely responsible for this outage and I can do absolutely nothing to fix it or to prevent further outages (other than redundant services which management shot down due to cost).

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  39. As they say... by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

    Fast, cheap, or easy. Pick one.

  40. IT depts are modern day horse and buggy repairmen by Zenin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We're looking very seriously at the cloud for all new deployments and likely catching a few existing systems.

    Not generic things like email or whatever, but for our own company applications. Cost is a major consideration sure, but honestly the biggest win I'm looking for is being able to specify a deployment in code (XML, whatever) and actually see it executed correctly and timely. The ability to deploy an entire infrastructure with the same ease we currently have of typing "make all" to compile.

    Server allocations, network ACL settings, storage needs, all of it. All the stuff that currently takes 3-5 teams (DB operations, Sysadmins, Network Operations, etc, etc) a few weeks or months to do, screw up, screw up again, redo thrice, etc. None of this is particularly fancy or new, it's the same basic requests every time. Yet IT can never, ever deploy anything quickly, accurately, or efficiently.

    And it's not just this company's IT. It's most every company's IT department. I know, I know, there's a bazillion reasons why this or that can't happen in whatever way, etc. I don't give a flying fuck about the excuses, by bosses sure as hell don't, at the end of the day NOT ONE is ever valid.

    The cloud promises to replace all that repetitive deployment headache with the ability to simply specify what we need in a tidy little XML file and press Go. We're talking about taking a part of our SDLC that previously took weeks or months and doing it in seconds. Accurately. Reliably. Repetitively. Without complaints. Without obstacles. Without lost email. Without fat fingers.

    That is why your IT department should be incredibly scared of the cloud. Because you've been doing a shit job for decades and now someone has finally figured out how to literally replace yall with 5 lines of script code.

    This isn't a question of outsourcing ("internal" clouds are just fine), this is a question of obsolescence. Most of the human hands in a typical IT department are going to have all the modern relevance of a horse and buggy repairman.

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  41. Seems to me this is nothing new... by Gybrwe666 · · Score: 1

    I used to run regional ISP's for a living (~150k users in multiple states). As an ISP, we had "cloud" infrastructure before it was cool. Among other things we had high speed internet connections, PRI connections, and vendor outsourced dial-up pools. As the head of technology for these companies, I was unable to see anything past my router interface (except incoming traffic, of course). When the T-1 to a customer crashed, there was absolutely nothing I could do except make good and damn well sure it wasn't a hardware issue. If my dial-up lines were down, all I could do was, well, make good and damn well sure it wasn't my hardware at fault.

    This problem is nothing new. What's new is scale, and in a way that is unprecedented. Back in the day we had T-3's and multiple PRI's, and, at the end, an OC-3, but that was about the extent of it. However, when managing "the cloud", you're talking about the network backbone, along with servers, storage, and who all knows what else. In other words, at the hardware level, you're damn near blind.

    What could possibly go wrong? Oh, wait...

    Even back then it was complex. My survival tactic was to learn how to make the guys at the other end of the telephone lines believe I worked for them when I called. That, and be really nice to the ones who could actually solve a problem and get their cell phone numbers (and Norm, if you're out there, thank you for your home phone number!).

    As someone stated earlier, the "cloud" is that part of the Visio network diagram where you have no idea what the #@$& is going on or what the @#$* it is running on, and you have zero level of visibility to it. Hence, the term "cloud".

    I spent many sleepless nights talking to Cisco's help desk in Australia and waiting in a queue at the RBOC's office to solve a problem I knew without a shadow of a doubt was not mine. (Except the one time it was, but that guy was pistol-whipped, sock-partied, and sacked. And then re-sacked to make sure.) I can't imagine how anyone over a decade later figures outsourcing *MORE* could be a fantastic career move, especially when the technology behind it isn't really all that old. At least OC-3's, PRI's, and T-3's had at least a decade of real-world use when I was doing it. Doing it on unknown code with vendors who can't possibly have more than a few years of experience? I don't think so.

    Bill

  42. E smurf with the smurfin "cloud" already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When you make the conscious decision to use a word which means something different to every ear and carries a hopelessly ambiguous and nebulous definition then your a goddamn smurf.

    If you like being blue, two apples tall, living in a mushroom house and having to wait in a (long long) line for smurfette...then by all means to the "cloud".

  43. And if you can't handle it locally... by whoop · · Score: 1

    So, you want to keep your job. You read a nice, informative article on some businessy web site. OK, I'm never going to touch that cloud shit. I could get fired. Now, how do you manage your company's needs without using the cloud? I hope you know, hire people that know, etc. Because guess what happens if you lose all the data in that case?

    Just tell your wife/mother, "Well, at least I didn't get fired for using the cloud!"

  44. It's not just IT... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In auto manufacturing Production (guys putting cars together) blame Materials (guys who get parts to Production) and Material blames the Suppliers...

  45. Mega-barf by bhlowe · · Score: 0

    I put my entire business on Megaupload.com and now I've lost everything!! Boo hoo, why didn't slash dot warn me sooner?

  46. Re:another... by jellomizer · · Score: 0

    Yes, lets argue that a technology distribution method is worse, by explaining the extreme cases.

    Not all IT solutions are good for the cloud. Some are. Email for example is good for the cloud. IT staff running an email server is usually a time sap, you have security concerns, if it goes down, it needs to be treated as more of a critical problem then it really is, you need to keep updates to prevent spam. You need to pay for storage... Hosing email in the cloud, can save your organization money, and reduce the stress of your IT staff, allowing them to work on more things.
    However more advanced systems, that requires a lot of customizations, are not fit for the cloud, if you go with a could solution you have locked yourself out of software really designed for your business.

     

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  47. Contracted cloud with SLA requirments by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    If you contact with a substantial company, and insure there are service agreements in the contract, with penalties for not meeting them, you will be no worse off than housing the data center on site.

    Go with some fly by night or 1/2 free service, well, might as well have your boxes ready, just in case.

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    1. Re:Contracted cloud with SLA requirments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you contact with a substantial company, and insure there are service agreements in the contract, with penalties for not meeting them, you will be no worse off than housing the data center on site.

      Oh please, give me a break! What SLA from a major corporation has ever provided any insurance or leverage for the average company. We've had SLAs for years from the likes of AT&T or Verizon. Good luck negotiating the penalties. They're the phone company; they don't have to care.

      So, your penalty against the provider for an extended outage on a mission critical piece of redundant infrastructure, that you pay through the effing nose for every month, is a reduction of the monthly bill after the outage has exceeded a particular length of time. So, your business is dark for 4 effing days and Verizon will refund a small portion of your monthly bill! But, if the service is flapping, making it unusable for a month, but not down for longer than a day, you get lost business and nothing in return. Fabulous!

      What? Negotiate a better SLA? Riiighht. We're the phone company, we don't have to care. Take it or leave it! Where else are you going to get this service?

      Frankly, SLAs are a pathetic excuse for actual service. But then, paperwork has never been a replacement for physical hardware. Unless you're an MBA.

  48. Re:another... by NotSanguine · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The text below is part of an email I sent my brother the other day when he suggested that my organization move our IT onto hosted servers (I refuse to use the 'c' word because it's just marketing bullshit). It details some of the reasons why using a hosting provider won't work for my organization. This is the case for my organization -- YMMV. Some of the text has been obfuscated to protect identities:

    Why don't we use hosted servers?

    Think about it like this, a [industry] business is based on information, confidentiality and good reputation.

    How would you like it if you were involved in a [transaction] with, say, a [business] who mishandled funds related to [your stuff]. Your [representative] puts all his files on a hosted EC3 or Azure server and there's a breach. Those documents could well include confidential communications, financial information, etc., etc., etc., Now your confidential information is out in the wild.

    What would that say about the trustworthiness of your [representative] and his/her processes?

    We employ multi-layered security to ensure that doesn't happen. We control who has physical access to our VM infrastructure as well as network access. Those who have administrative access are all employees of [business]. They're not employees of a third party who has no stake (other than retaining the revenue stream) in the success of the [business].

    And I haven't even touched on the network bandwidth issues -- we have to manage and process huge amounts of data, much of which comes from our customers.. If I send you a couple dozen DVDs, will [your hosting provider] load them up onto the server? No? Then we have to transfer huge datasets of customer data across the internet So then we need to increase the size of our network pipes. What's the latency between [provider's] data centers and Europe? Asia?

    We get anywhere from sub-millisecond to 10-15ms latency between our offices and our virtual infrastructure. Unless we move our offices into the [provider's] data centers, we won't get anything close to that.

    I could go on and on and on.

    Bottom line, hosted servers are great. 95% of our servers are VMs. We just host them on our own virtualization infrastructure. If you're a start up or a small company like [other person], it *may* make sense. For medium and large businesses, not so much.

    It's all about fitting the infrastructure to the business model.

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  49. Re:IT depts are modern day horse and buggy repairm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Good luck with that. The cloud isnt some magical sphere everyone likes to pretend it is. Take google apps, say your company rebrands, so you think cool add secondary domain to google apps, slowly transition across people can send from both email addresses all good till you decide your ready to make the new domain primary ohh whats that, you can do it? You spend millions per year on advertising with google but your reps still say it cant be done? Welcome to the cloud. Their solution? remove the secondary domain, set it up as a new google apps account (meandwhile loosing email) re-purchase all the users accounts and then slowly migrate your email data across.

    Yeah great. The cloud just neuters your IT departments ability to actually help out or resolve an issue themselves. All the same problems are pretty much there if not worse now shit really hits the fan when the internet is slow.

  50. Dollar for dollar - Not My Problem = Priceless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me too, except without the Slashdot. Forget blackjack too.

    Slightly more seriously, my experience doesn't bear out the article's premise. Posting anonymous because I'm about to admit some business stuff I don't really want associated with my name.

    Our company pushed our email off onto a hosted system and everytime we have a problem now, it isn't my fault. I honestly think our IT department might have been able to provide a better service with better uptime, fewer service interruptions and for lower cost, but having it be "not my fault" makes it well worth the cost in time and money. We pushed our main servers onto a hosted provider, our main webservers onto a hosted service and piece by piece more and more of it is "not my fault."

    • Hosted business servers - bukos $$$
    • Hosted web servers - many $$$
    • Hosted email - more $$$

    • Not my problem: Priceless

    You know and I know that the bottom line should be about the reliability and value of the service. What I also know is that blaming some neblous third party means better sleep, less interdepartmental conflict and shorter days for me. In a way it actually makes sense for the company though, instead of my department handling all these problems and needing overtime and training, there are teams of people with at least some mimimal competence at other companies handling them.

    1. Re:Dollar for dollar - Not My Problem = Priceless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sigh* I wish that when somebody else is hosting the system is "not my problem." Being a one-man IT department, if a cloud-hosted service goes down, it becomes my problem, even if it is just to call their tech support, wait x hours on hold (because you are not their only customer), just to bitch about what they already know. Yes, it is true that I am not tasked to fix it, but that breathing-down-your-neck pressure is still there until the issue is fixed.

  51. The cloud is just another fad by Relayman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The IT business loves its fads. Remember client/server? Remember when green screens were passe and everything had to be rewritten as a GUI? Remember when Novell Networking was all the rage? Remember when IBM's Systems Application Architecture (SAA) was hot stuff? Remember when COBOL then Java was going to be platform-independent and displace all other languages? Remember when everything was going to be outsourced to India, then Brazil? Remember when Unix then .NET was going to rule the world? Remember CompuServe, AOL and Prodigy, each ignoring the coming Internet?

    IT loves its fads, but then it gets tired and moves on to the newest shiny thing. Cloud computing is no different; this fad shall pass. But part of the fad will still be with us; after all, both Unix and .net are still here.

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    1. Re:The cloud is just another fad by jacobsm · · Score: 1

      As an IT professional with 33 years experience you're 100% right. Another fine example of management by magazine, or in this case web site.

  52. Re:another... by ukemike · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this "fear the cloud" meme comes from the possibility that companies will be able to handle their IT needs without actually hiring any IT people? The office I work in is seriously considering moving into a tiny office suite with enough room for just a few people and the rest of us will telecommute. In support of this idea I've been pushing the use of Google Apps for Business.

    I'm just wondering, but are IT people afraid of "the cloud" the way that autoworkers are afraid that their factories will be moved to the 3rd world?

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  53. Re:You Are Making Yourself Into A Dispensible Goph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you could think of this a different way. From the perspective of your employer they can get an awesome email system with support, applications, and remote back-up for $12,000/year. freeing you up to do the things that aren't best left to a system like that, software development for instance. Turning a one man IT department into something that's multiples better for 10%-15% of the cost of an extra worker.

  54. oh, please - yes you do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's government sponsored IT infrastructure centralization to deal with the "terrorists".

  55. Care factor close to zero dollars of effort by dbIII · · Score: 2

    If it's only one customer upset enough about the problem then the $49.95 applies.
    Even when it's as you've written above - that multiplied by all the customers on that server for instance, the care factor can still be close to zero. I've seen that with hotmail and a DNS configuration typo that put the email out of commission for a medium sized University among other customers, yet it was nearly a week before the problem came up in the queue to be fixed. The hosting provider didn't think it was likely that their customers would jump ship for a single outage like that, thus they expected zero financial repercussion, thus a care factor of close to zero.

  56. Add a bit more plumbing to a problem to solve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So instead of having a problem, you have a problem with a bit more plumbing. Except that your plumbing is everyone else's plumbing. Business has a very bad habit of being clubby. Fred and Barney are doing X, we should do X too (or at least look at doing X). What's the problem with playing follow the leader? If there is one "best case way" of delivering Z, and we all do it the same way, and something along the 'best case way' fails, then we all fail to deliver Z. So we panic, and all talk about "oh my gosh, disaster!!!". And it can be a financial crisis, or an energy crisis, or a sub-prime mortgage thing, or a bank failure, or damn near anything else. Its purely market driven, and the market tanks from time to time. The market also doesn't take into account in how fragile a state it leaves customers. Security for customers isn't an afterthought, it receives absolutely no thought at all. Even in the transition to IPV6 it seems everyone wanted to wait for "a significant threshold of" other users before they consider changing. Going to the cloud, you put all your eggs in their basket. You don't control the basket. If anything happens to the basket, you are screwed. If someone else grabs the basket, they can sell your precious data (we are talking about illegal acts, but there is always a gap between how precious data is to you, versus how precious the people running the basket think of your data). I've never thought the cloud was a good idea. Off site backup is great. Storing everything offsite is not a good idea.

  57. Adopt the Cloud, Or I Will Kill Your IT Career by codepunk · · Score: 1

    Adopt or I will be happy to step in and help your management do it without you. Running services in the cloud does not mean you do not have to address backups, change management, disaster recovery, monitoring etc.

    It does however mean I don't need to maintain hardware and networking gear including the FTE's required for those task.

    The IT landscape shifts yearly adapt or get out of the way.

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  58. Spend time with your company's lawyers by Animats · · Score: 2

    Get your company's lawyers involved in negotiating with "cloud" providers. Make sure all the things that the "cloud" provider can screw up result in substantial financial penalties. Lawyers are paid to prepare for contingencies like that. If a "cloud" provider won't agree to enforceable service agreements, price out business interruption insurance coverage for the cloud provider's failure. Now you have a backup plan and costing for it.

  59. Re:another... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://dilbert.com/fast/2011-01-07/

    Linux/Unix = fast. But only for smart people.

  60. Re:IT depts are modern day horse and buggy repairm by Zenin · · Score: 1

    Who cares about Google's Apps, beyond a functional example of an application deployed to their cloud?

    We're not talking about using Google's Apps, rather we're talking about deploying our OWN custom applications. We're talking about transforming the idea of a physical data center to a virtual one.

    If I need 5 servers to run my application I could find U10 of rack space in a data center somewhere, buy a bunch of hardware, rack it in, cable it up, install the OS, prereqs, etc.

    Or...I could click "deploy" and have all of that happen in 60 seconds. Including live, hot failover DR for both data and systems, CDN, etc. And doing it for literally pennies compared to traditional datacenter deployment. What's not to love? (unless you're a sys admin or other IT support drone).

    Cloud deployments are a complete no-brainer for nearly every application. The only exception at this point (and it won't be for long) are applications in PCI scope.

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  61. We Stopped Using The Cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We found it was easier to just print internal company documents and tape them to the windows facing outward.

  62. Re:another... by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

    http://dilbert.com/fast/2011-01-07/

    Linux/Unix = fast. But only for smart people.

    I learn someting useful every goddamn day. Fucking thanks.

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  63. Re:IT depts are modern day horse and buggy repairm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to break it to you but the "cloud" has always been the room that isn't your desktop. Yes it's that simple. This time it's all offsite. It's the cycle of data throughput(How quickly can you get the data to the user). What people fail to realize is that it is just a cycle of networking. When the network bandwidth gets full it will be back in house again. It's all about network bandwidth. People think they are smarter now, they are not. The "cloud" would have been used 40 years ago if we had the same bandwidth then as we do now. Fuck the "cloud". PHBs will never understand. The "cloud" sounds great until you realize you have to upgrade the trunk lines to your office building. Look at all the money we saved! In the end it's PHB and accountants pushing numbers around and chasing fads to make themselves look good.

  64. The IT business loves its fads by LucyMary · · Score: 1

    I have to agree. This summary is well.

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  65. Re:You Are Making Yourself Into A Dispensible Goph by hairyfish · · Score: 1

    Instead of being a skilled professional with power to change things and work on a problem, when you go to the cloud you demote yourself to a gopher

    That is the point. As a manager I am looking to reduce costs. Why would I pay an engineer $80k/year to manage our infrastructure when I can pay an MSP to supply the same service for $10k/year? Maybe I then hire a $30k/year helpdesk 'gopher' to be the gateway between users and MSP support and I save 50% off my budget while delivering the same service. Cloud isn't the answer for everything, but for a lot of cases it is a lot more cost effective way of delivering IT.

  66. cloudmobile by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    If it's a sever that you rent, which might be virtual, then why not call it a rental [virtual] server?

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  67. Re:You Are Making Yourself Into A Dispensible Goph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not everyone is a manager, that is OUR point. The world doesn't revovle around you. No disrespect.

    As far as the cloud goes you are trusting your company's information to people who don't have any ties to your company. As others have mentioned, when things go wrong your complaint is just one among many...........that is how much they will care. You get what you pay for.

  68. Re:another... by swalve · · Score: 1

    I think that's a part of it. But only for those "Baron Von Raisedfloor", technology preventer, homo-club IT types. Those guys who build IT practices and policies so as to make themselves seem invaluable and put-upon at all times. Your Nick Burns, Sr. types. They fear losing all the warm machines and being able to barge into people's offices.

  69. Re:IT depts are modern day horse and buggy repairm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, this is a good point.

    I'm thinking of a small law firm. They use a very common practice management application. It frequently chokes on a 1 Gbps network with only a couple of dozen users. Now put it in the cloud.

    How much are you saving to install a 1Gbps internet connection(if you could even get such a thing) with no QoS or SLAs of any kind? Yea, productivity seems cloudy. And, that's one single application.

  70. Re:IT depts are modern day horse and buggy repairm by SoupIsGood+Food · · Score: 1

    OK. You're talking about SDN. While it is a fundamental leap forward in configuration management, it shifts the responsibility of knowing how the hell the network is put together from network engineers and admins to programmers. Those "five lines of XML" (Just in time for JSON to completely take over) represent features offered by the network, storage and/or virtualization systems, each with a =vast= domain of knowledge. Can your system tune itself for distributed database performance based on your application? Of course it can't. Oracle and IBM have been trying for 35 years. ("NoSQL" vendors have gone from "next big thing" to "the new standard to replace the obsolete RDBMS" to "a valuable component in a larger infrastructure" to "Hey, everyone, let's go do NewSQL now!" in less than half a decade.) Howabout load balancers? Take a look at a F5 or Fortibalance manual lately? Application-specific firewalls from Imperva? Client compliance and patching systems from Juniper?

    It's possible to push these decisions to "the cloud", but they will be simple default configurations that will fall over and die, and when you contact the "cloud" vendor, solutions will be expensive - optimization for reliability and performance takes money, time and manpower, in-house or outsourced. Also, now that manpower has to be both a network/database engineer =and= a software developer, and those five lines of XML sure bred like bunnies, didn't they? So now the configuration needs to be integrated into a development workflow, and sent through QA (a specialized QA who knows about modern load balancing and database optimization) and then through the compliance tools and possibly a manual audit.

    I'm not saying SDN isn't the way forward - it clearly is - I'm saying it's barely keeping up with advances in technology, and in no position to obsolete anyone in the IT department. Silver Bullets are, as ever, a myth.

  71. Re:another... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Note however that the vast majority of corporations outsource handling something particularly valuable to them to an external company: Their money. I don't think there are many companies which don't have their money handled by a bank, instead of doing it themselves. Indeed, this is true not only for companies, but also for most ordinary people.

  72. Re:another... by pnutjam · · Score: 1

    So their daily cash transactions are all handled by a bank and not their in house accountants or clerks?

  73. Re:another... by pnutjam · · Score: 1

    In my case, it's less a fear of job outsourcing and more a fear that those moving the infrastructure don't understand what they are giving up. The "cloud" makes sense in some cases and I make use of it myself, but a private "cloud" is often better with lower costs. Use the right tool for the right job, don't try to take your lug nuts off with a screw driver because it's shiny and someone you know did it.

  74. wtf by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Once you kick everything to the cloud, a monkey could run the infrastructure. There is no such thing as a client-side cloud operational specialist. You don't configure when to upgrade, alter, or even reboot the servers that you don't own or have any control over. A secretary could run it. Basically if you're going to be a company's "cloud operator" then you better have a 2nd degree in marketing or sales or learn janitorial services really fast.

  75. Great cloud advertisement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked in corporate cultures in my career where what you just posted about the cloud would cause nearly all middle level managers to adopt cloud-based computing immediately. Why? Because their corporate culture was such that you always needed to have someone to blame. They WANT someone to blame...as long as it doesn't involve taking responsibility for their own screw-ups. Contracting, sub-contracting, outsourcing, you name it...if you did not have an external entity to point your finger at and say "it's all their fault," your career was over.

    I've been amazed at the number of people in that culture that are still employed by those corporations. But then again, look at how well the auto industry has done in the last 10 years. Grateful to have gotten out of that industry years ago...

  76. Clouds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Responsible (in one way or another) for rain, thunder, lightning, tornadoes, hurricanes, typhoons, fog, etc.
      And you want to put your entire IT structure in one.

    LMAO! Multi-layer security? Responsibility? Please...(LOL!)...STOP...(LOL!)...Yer killin' me!!

    And with "cloud computing" you can ship all your technical needs overseas, where it will naturally be safe and secure.

    Face it, it's just another excuse for businesses to get rid of the little people so

    that the bigwigs can pay themselves bigger salaries and the "cloud" managers less.
    And just like clouds, your data is on a firm foundation...hot air.

    This is going to be SO good when it comes crashing down.

  77. Re:another... by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this "fear the cloud" meme comes from the possibility that companies will be able to handle their IT needs without actually hiring any IT people? The office I work in is seriously considering moving into a tiny office suite with enough room for just a few people and the rest of us will telecommute. In support of this idea I've been pushing the use of Google Apps for Business. I'm just wondering, but are IT people afraid of "the cloud" the way that autoworkers are afraid that their factories will be moved to the 3rd world?

    As a veteran IT guy, I am blissfully unconcerned about being superannuated because of hosted apps/hosted servers/software as a service/etc. There will always be a need for (no, a shortage of) quality IT people. The people who need to be concerned are those who cannot or will not adapt to changes in both technology and in the business climate.

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  78. Re:another... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Outsource everything to India, colocate everything to Cloud.

    Either turn Indian, or start working at the cloud provider.

    Point I want to make: If you are a IT person working at a company where IT is _not_ buessnies critical, maybe it's better for you to work at a company where it is.

    Cloud is great for 'Peters Bending Pipes' Company, Outsourcing is perfect for 'I Really Do Not Care Software Development' Company.

    If you work at a company that do care about software quality, and where IT is buessnies critical, they will not outsource your position and they will not colocate your servers. (Sorry people from India, your are good workers, but in the outsourcing scenario there is a lack of local domain knowledge when transfering work).