Ask Slashdot: How To Introduce Someone To Star Trek?
First time accepted submitter red$hirt writes "I have a few friends, plus my girlfriend, who I would like to introduce to Star Trek. They do have a general interest to watch it, but I'm not sure what's the best way to start. There are so many series and movies and I would like to pick an order that keeps them interested. My first idea is to start off with a few good TNG episodes, and then let them watch First Contact. What does Slashdot think? I'm sure some of you have introduced others to Star Trek before. How did you do it, and how successful were you? Which particular episodes would you recommend watching for someone who is completely new to all this?"
If you want to keep your girlfriend, forget about Star Trek.
Please not Deep Space 9!
The Next Generation Q episodes are the most demented fun. From Picard waking up in bed after a sexual encounter only to be greeted by Q to my favorite exchange in the final "All Good Things" episode:
Elderly Picard: Q, where's the anomaly?
Elderly Q raises horn to ear: Where's your mommy? Why, I don't know.
Get Scotty to beam them up!
And while you're watching that episode, put your brain in naughty mode when Khan is talking to his female interest. I'm not sure the exact wording, but it's something like "I'm glad you came, I hope you decide to do it again". And remember in STTOS they thought that way (Kirk always getting the girl etc...).
Is this a Klingon death grawl?
I would suggest turning your bedroom into a romantic scenery and then storm in b*ttn*ked with your Klingon mask.
Shout from the bottom of your lungs 'qamuSHa!' while violently pointing your weapon at her.
Don't mistake 'qamuSHa' with 'qumuSHa' because you are not butchering an bIreQtagh.
Refrain from putting of your mask because the sweat on your head might not really turn on your girlfriend.
>"I have a few friends, plus my girlfriend"
Oh, c'mon... I stopped believing you right there.
...and nothing else. She will either adapt or leave you.
The one where Vader hacks off his son's hand with a laser sword.
Oh, Herbert! You are stiff!
For future reference the title of that episode is "Space Seed" which, unfortunately, sounds like a porn version of Star Trek.
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip...
And don't forget 'City on the Edge of Forever,' a Hugo award winner. And a GF winner I believe.
WARNING: Smartphones have side effects--most of them undocumented.
There's Always:
Sex Trek
Sex Trek: The Search for Cock
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Sex Trek: Deep Sixty-Nine
Sex Trek: Voyeurism
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
Star Trek can be skittish around strangers and if you approach it from the wrong side or too qucikly.
If Star Trek begins to smoke, move away quickly and cover head.
Innocent people shouldn't be forced to pay for inferior software development.
--"Code Complete" Microsoft Press
Yes. That's how it works sometimes. On the other hand, you could always look forward to spending all your time with your time with your most loyal lover, Rosie Palm.