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Lonesome George Is Dead At 100

New submitter camperdave writes "Lonesome George, the last remaining tortoise of his kind and a conservation icon, died on Sunday of unknown causes, the Galapagos National Park said. He was thought to be about 100 years old."

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  1. Subspecies! by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 5, Informative

    Let's get the pedantic train started early: George was the last of his subspecies (Canoe gets this right... in one of two mentions.) A lot of other sources have been saying species incorrectly. Here's the corresponding Wikipedia page. There are still giant tortoises on Galapagos, just not any of the ones native to the island of La Pinta.

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    1. Re:Subspecies! by catmistake · · Score: 5, Funny

      Organisms that belong to different subspecies of the same species are capable of interbreeding and producing fertile offspring

      Here, then, Lonesome George was a subspecies anomaly. He got more action than any slashdotters with a 4-digit user identifier, but I suppose that really isn't saying too much.

    2. Re:Subspecies! by el_flynn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, I resent that!

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    3. Re:Subspecies! by phantomfive · · Score: 1, Redundant

      You also resemble it

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    4. Re:Subspecies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But alas, due to the aforementioned problem earlier in the thread, no one resembles him.

    5. Re:Subspecies! by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      If it was just a subspecies, why were there no offspring with other subspecies?

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    6. Re:Subspecies! by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 2
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    7. Re:Subspecies! by whoop · · Score: 2

      I don't get it...

      *bada*bing!

    8. Re:Subspecies! by Lproven · · Score: 1

      Swine! That comment is *far too* insightful.

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    9. Re:Subspecies! by Quila · · Score: 1

      It's a way environmentalists can get more attention. Take a species that may or may not be endangered, but isn't anywhere close to extinct. Subdivide by minor differences of no importance. Now you have lots of "species" (we'll leave out the "sub" part in the press releases) that are close to extinction.

      Or even better, find a species that has a small subpopulation that is slightly different, declare it to be another species, and now it's endangered and you can wall-off huge areas of land from human use.

    10. Re:Subspecies! by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      In all honesty, that's unnecessary. There are more than enough legitimately rare animals now that need protection. Not that it doesn't happen—the story Crowdsourcing and Scientific Truth from last month led to this gem, regarding the extinct ivory-billed woodpecker:

      The weirdest part of the ivory-bill's resurrection is that if you look back through the past four decades, it turns out the bird has come back to life many times before. The ivory-bill seems to rise like a phoenix at times of environmental anxiety. And each time the sighting has been debunked, and then afterward some great section of wilderness has been declared protected and everyone feels better for a while.

      After a 1966 disputed sighting in Texas, 84,550 acres became the Big Thicket National Preserve. When the ivory-bill was sighted/not sighted in a South Carolina swamp in 1971, the outcome was the creation of Congaree National Park. Alex Sanders, who as a member of South Carolina's House of Representatives fought to preserve the land, told me that when people ask him where the ivory-bill is, he says, "I don’t know where he is now, but I know where he was when we needed him."

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  2. DNA? by fragMasterFlash · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Was his DNA sequenced? Has any of his genetic material been preserved? It would really be sad if the best we can offer the last specimen of such a magnificent species is a spot in a museum display case for his carcass.

    1. Re:DNA? by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 5, Informative

      It looks like DNA from Lonesome George (along with many other specimens from the archipelago) were collected a few years ago and used in some analyses, suggesting they were at least partially sequenced. That article mentions sequencing of the full genome of Galapagos tortoises in general, but not necessarily George in particular. I would expect that it would be under way now if it wasn't already, however, especially with the recent affordability of sequencing.

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    2. Re:DNA? by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

      Geez, stop being so informative!

      Seriously though, thanks, it's always nice to have actual expertise in these discussions.

    3. Re:DNA? by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 4, Funny

      Informative karma is the cheapest karma. O, were it only that these words might be found insightful or interesting! (But I'll settle for funny.)

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    4. Re:DNA? by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      I only hope they make two, so they can be Social George.

    5. Re:DNA? by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      Even so, if it HASN'T, I'm sure some of his DNA may yet still be available, even if it requires a little digging. It isn't like he died 5,000 years ago.

      My faith in scientists (boy, did THAT combination of words make me wince...) leads me to believe that a necropsy was more then likely performed, including the taking of tissues for analysis. The next question is what would we do with it? Is it possible to insert male DNA into the sperm of another tortoise subspecies? An already fertilized egg? Far out of my field. Anyone know? Or do we just parade it around as some warning to subsequent generations of humans? Even that would be better then a dusty shelf.

      Speaking of which, don't we have a stuffed Dodo bird somewhere?

      Regardless, 'tis a sad day, especially when I remember that we humans are no safer, nor more significant. Our survival as a species is no more guaranteed then George's was.

    6. Re:DNA? by coolmadsi · · Score: 1

      The greatest achievement, of course, is Underrated Karma. +5 Interesting of +5 Insightful is not that rare. However how often have you seen +5 without a qualifier?

      I think Underrated/Overrated karma isn't affected by meta-moderation, so some might use it as a way to try and shape early discussion without risking losing mod points later on when more people read later and moderate correctly.

  3. Re:Poor bastard... by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 5, Informative

    He did; three times with two females from a different island a few years ago. The eggs were infertile.

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  4. Re:Poor bastard... by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Informative

    Different species, they hoped was "close enough" He should have his DNA be stored, maybe clone him in the future.

  5. Re:Poor bastard... by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 5, Informative

    The official classification is that they were subspecies, actually. However, especially in modernity, the term "species" is reserved for groups that definitely can't be interbred with viable offspring (for whatever reason), so we might as well apply that here, although it's all still hazy.

    I believe they were separated by about ten million years; to put that in perspective, humans and chimps split 4–8 million years ago. Since one of the major limitations in cross-reproduction between two isolated species comes directly from the molecular clock of nucleotide change (specifically: different patterns of DNA hairpinning cause the paired chromosomes to be unable to recognize each other during gamete formation), even if they had managed to reproduce, it's almost certain the offspring would've been infertile.

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  6. Re:Unknown? by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yes, but you don't suddenly drop dead from being old. There's generally a specific medical cause.

    ...also, another point of pedantry: it was suspected he was at least a hundred. It was theorized that may have been much older, perhaps closer to 200 than 100. Turtles are so damn rugged and scaly that it's impossible to really tell just by observation. Dying at the age of one hundred would actually have been a little premature for a Galapagos tortoise, equivalent to probably 60 or 65ish for a human, I think.

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  7. Re:Poor bastard... by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

    he could have been impotent thus the inability to interbreed would not be able to produce offspring while still compatible species

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  8. Re:Unknown? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

    Yes, but you don't suddenly drop dead from being old. There's generally a specific medical cause.

          Those two things are not mutually exclusive - in fact, that's pretty much how all creatures die, outside accidents and being killed by external causes.

           

  9. Re:Poor bastard... by antifoidulus · · Score: 2

    They would have inserted frog DNA to bridge the gaps, but we all know how that turns out.

  10. Re:Poor bastard... by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    he could have been impotent thus the inability to interbreed would not be able to produce offspring while still compatible species

    Nah, he was just wise with age, and took precautions so that he didn't need to spend the golden years heating formula and changing turtle diapers.

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  11. Re:Unknown? by Tarlus · · Score: 2

    Well, if they can live to be 200 years old, then relatively speaking, 100(ish) isn't that old...

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  12. Re:Unknown? by Tarlus · · Score: 2

    Turtles are so damn rugged and scaly that it's impossible to really tell just by observation.

    Well, now they can just count the rings.

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  13. no way by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

    I would've never guessed George Thorogood could've even made it to that age, what with his pal Johnny Walker and his brothers Black and Red.

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  14. Re:Soup's up! by kat_skan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nothing better on a cold night like this than some boiling hot soup! Why don't I just go ahead and heat you up a cup? It's made from turtles! Turtles that you love!

  15. DNA Record by SealBeater · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hope we keep extensive, redundant dna samples. There's no reason we can't at least keep a record for posterity.

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    1. Re:DNA Record by Dekker3D · · Score: 1

      This needs a +1, agreed.

      We can't know in advance just what we'd do with those samples, but we definitely should keep them around just in case we need that data years in the future... and go all "Oh drat! Forgot to backup our animals.."

    2. Re:DNA Record by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, alien spaceships will come for the whales, not the giant turtles

  16. Cloning by wisebabo · · Score: 2

    Even if his DNA wasn't sequenced, it should be possible to clone him (and the females mentioned in the article). I'm hoping they took tissue samples from the females, otherwise there would just be an endless line of lonesome georges (unless he could be bred with other sub-species).

    I would assume that cloning reptiles is much easier than cloning mammals, didn't they do a frog decades ago? Of course it would be ironic if, due to "mistakes" in the cloning process, they expressed some long inactive part of the DNA and ended up with a dinosaur instead! (I'm not sure if a turtle is technically a dinosaur already but you know what I mean; big, scary and capable of starring in a movie).

    1. Re:Cloning by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Oh, give me a clone
      Of my own flesh and bone
      With its Y chromosome changed to X.
      And after it's grown,
      Then my own little clone
      Will be of the opposite sex.

      Clone, clone of my own,
      With its Y chromosome changed to X.
      And when I'm alone
      With my own little clone
      We will both think of nothing but sex.

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  17. Re:Poor bastard... by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 2, Informative

    That theory is out; turtles don't lay eggs unless mating has occurred, and three clutches were found.

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  18. Re:Unknown? by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

    I think you may have misunderstood my delivery; that's what I meant.

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  19. Re:Unknown? by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

    Your signature does more to compromise your neutrality than your post's text. I'm impressed!

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  20. Re:Unknown? by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm pretty sure that only works on elephants and investment bankers.

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  21. Re:Unknown? by EdIII · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "...died on Sunday of unknown causes..." Old As Fuck. That's why. Fucker's 700 years old in dog years.

    Old? For an apricot, yes. For a head of lettuce, even more so. For a mountain, I have not even begun. For a turtle, I was just right.

  22. It's just turtles by maroberts · · Score: 2

    ...all the way down.

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  23. And there's more by maroberts · · Score: 2

    is everyone sure that he was turtally dead?
    Yes?
    Turtle bummer, man!

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  24. Age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "About 100"

    At least now they can chop him in half and count the rings.

  25. Before anyone says anything by maroberts · · Score: 2

    I'm not going to let the minor differences between turtles and tortoises get in the way of bad jokes, so don't flipper out.

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    1. Re:Before anyone says anything by JustOK · · Score: 1

      and what is the porpoise of that?

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  26. I need to top skimming summaries by guttentag · · Score: 2

    Lonesome George, the last remaining tortoise of his kind and a conservation icon, died on Sunday of unknown causes, the Galapagos National Park said. He was thought to be about 100 years old.

    Anyone else misread that as "conservative icon" and think this was going to be a story about a pre-Tea Party republican senator?

  27. Re:~100 years of memories? by 6Yankee · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I find myself wondering whether he would remember the loss of so many family members

    Not any more...

  28. Re:Wrong, maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    It doesn't work that way for everything. In reptiles, the females have ZW, and the males ZZ. This means when a female self fertilizes (parthenogenesis) they can produce male and female offspring, as well as WW (usually inviable).

  29. Re:Poor bastard... by bickerdyke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I believe they were separated by about ten million years; to put that in perspective, humans and chimps split 4–8 million years ago.

    And to put THAT in perspective. He tried it three times ago with a female-thing that's even 2 to 6 million years further apart from his biology than man is away from monkeys.

    Yuck. Must. not. think. about it.

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  30. Re:Poor bastard... by wvmarle · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have a pet turtle that has laid eggs twice now, most recently last week. It hasn't met another turtle since I bought it as a baby from the pet store, several years ago.

  31. Re:Soup's up! by humanrev · · Score: 1

    This reference could only be made due to the recent Humble Bundle...

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  32. Re:Wrong, maybe... by samoanbiscuit · · Score: 5, Informative

    The XX/XY sex determination system is mostly the domain of mammals. Most reptiles and birds use the ZZ/ZW where the ZZ chromosome holders are male. Some reptiles use temperature based sex determination that is considered to be the ancestor of the other forms.

  33. Re:Poor bastard... by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sorry, but breeding is not a definitive black and white for species. That two populations can interbreed and produce fertile offspring does not automatically make them the same species (grizzly bears and polar bears), any more than an inability to interbreed means they're not (ie. chihuahuas and Great Danes).

    The species concept is considerably more complex than inter fertility, and is really a spectrum of traits that will always be somewhat subjective. Nature doesn't follow nice clean Linnean lines.

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  34. Re:Poor bastard... by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Shh! You're ruining my gig! These people think I know something!

    At least one news site made the same mistake. I inferred it from there, after giving up my hunt for an answer to that exact question and assuming they knew something. Clearly trusting journalists was a mistake.

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  35. Re:Poor bastard... by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 2

    I was waiting for that to come along. Did I ever mention how lousy my ecology professor was? Taxonomy always seemed like a really fun area, but I never got around to a population genetics course. Time to crack open one of the fifty-ish books I have that covers it, I guess.

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  36. Re:Poor bastard... by Sique · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let me ask you a question as a biologist -- I've learned too that species encompasses all individuals who can interbred with each other and produce fertile offspring. But some livings have a too weird reproductive cycle to be reconsilidated with that definition.
    Lets look at the common dandelion (Taraxacum sect. Ruderalia). There are three kinds of dandelion plants out there, looking all the same. But some are diploid, others triploid and quadroploid. Triploid dandelions are sterile, they can only clone itself to reproduce. Diploid dandelions can interbred with other diploid dandelions, and their offspring is quadroploid. Quadroploid dandelions can't interbred with each other, but diploid dandelions can interbred with quadroploids, and the offspring is triploid. Here the story would come to an end, because triploids are sterile. But sometimes during cloning, something goes wrong, and a diploid seed is produced, causing a fertile diploid dandelion to grow, and now the cycle starts again. So how does a biologist classify the dandelion individual, where most dandelions are infertile, some can't interbred with each other, and only one kind is quite fertile, but does not reproduce itself during interbreding? One could define one dandelion individual as being all the plants from a diploid, it's quadroploid offspring, the triploid F2 generation and then all clones until the next diploid clone. But then we get into the "divisible individual" contradiction.

    How does a biologist deal with such situations? Just some handweaving "Yes, this is weird, but you get the term species in general, do yo"?

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  37. Re:Poor bastard... by englishknnigits · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nature always finds a way...

  38. Re:Unknown? by RivenAleem · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, but you don't suddenly drop dead from being old.

    He was a Tortoise, they don't suddenly do ANYTHING.

  39. Re:Unknown? by RivenAleem · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, with no women around he should have been able to live forever. I think the scientists are to blame for introducing him to not just one, but two females. There's your cause for reduced lifespan right there.

  40. Re:Poor bastard... by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I just sorta had my butt handed to me on that question, so I may not be the best person to consult about the basics of taxonomy. I do however believe there ought to be a disclaimer somewhere at the start of every genetics textbook that goes something to the tune of "don't ask about plants and ploidy, you'll never be satisfied with the answer."

    But to make a long story short, I would actually map the different ploidies of dandelions to something like sexes. Organisms adopt some heinously bizarre techniques for managing population size when they're wildly successful, and it sounds to me like this is a reproductive strategy that's working quite handsomely for them. It kinda reminds me of C. elegans, which is a 95% self-fertilizing hermaphrodite, 5% male species; the males exist to jumble things up now and then. (And there are certainly plenty of species with infertile members, like social insects!)

    Interestingly, there are ample parallels to be drawn in computing with various techniques for jiggling neural networks to get them out of local minima.

    In the species question. I'm pretty sure that the content of the chromosomes is considered a factor as well. Wikipedia has an article on the species problem (if you aren't holding the answer behind your back, since you clearly know your Mendelian genetics!) which I am probably not yet qualified to comment on the reliability of. The hard truth, though, is that the word is archaic fluff, and that organisms fall in and out of style (mostly out) with each other all the time. A slightly better concept is this thing, but that has more to do with population flow than anything rightly concrete.

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  41. The secret to long life? by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 1

    Clean livin'. Clean livin'.

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  42. Re:Poor bastard... by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

    The problem is that the species distinction doesn't hold over time, and with time being a necessary factor for evolution, the species definition is not necessarily in its best shape within the evolutionary framework.

  43. Re:~100 years of memories? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

    That would require not only memory but a great deal of understanding. I find it hard to accept a tortoise could possess such mental power. Given lizards are older than mammals were that the case I suspect we'd all be cowering in the shadow of our overload's shells.

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  44. Re:Poor bastard... by quenda · · Score: 2

    he could have been impotent thus the inability to interbreed would not be able to produce offspring while still compatible species

    Well, he was a hundred years old. Did they try giving him Viagra(tm)?

  45. Re:Poor bastard... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    I thought reptiles didn't have willies?

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  46. How do they know? by slashmojo · · Score: 1

    Maybe he's just having a nap? He is 100 after all.. is he wearing his slippers?

    But seriously - just how do you know a giant tortoise is dead? Did they check his pulse? Did they wait until he started to smell? (I refer back to him being 100..)

  47. Why did it take so long to get this story up? by damn_registrars · · Score: 1, Funny

    All the news agencies had already covered and forgotten this story by now.

    Frankly, I think a tortoise could have gotten this story up on his own front page in less time...

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    1. Re:Why did it take so long to get this story up? by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

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  48. Re:I LIKE TURTLES by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Out of all the reptiles, humans seem to connect better with Turtles then say Snakes, or Lizzards. If a Snake Species went extinct, there would be a lot less sorrow then for a Tortoise.

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  49. Re:Poor bastard... by realsilly · · Score: 2

    Yes a turtle that has strong jumping legs and a long sticky tongue.

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  50. I'm confused by Yoda222 · · Score: 1, Funny

    From my science courses, I know that God put the dinosaurs fossils in the ground, and that evolution don't exists. We always have the same species/subspecies/... form the beginning of the world (arround 6000 years ago.) So how does that fits in the model ? - Georges never exists, God just gives us a dead body and implant some fake memories in our brain ? - Georges will reborn (and he is in fact the son of God) ? - Some other explanation ?

    1. Re:I'm confused by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      According to Creationists, the species now around are unchanged from back then, but we didn't have the same species then as we have now.

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    2. Re:I'm confused by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      I don't know what crazy creationists you are talking to, but we don't all believe like that. I'm sure you'll say that I'm grasping at straws, but I'm sure the bible explains most of the dinosaurs and stuff. In particular, in the Garden of Eden, when God cursed the serpent. In my own belief system, this is when God killed all the dinosaurs. And yes evolution does exist, I just don't believe that we were once single celled organisms. I do believe that all species change over time.

  51. Re:Poor bastard... by Sique · · Score: 1

    The dandelion strategy makes it possible to spread mutations fast by cloning and still have a plan B if the mutations don't work out positively. It's a strategy adapted to fast adaption. :)

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  52. Re:Soup's up! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    They didn't even bury him in his own grave?

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  53. Re:Soup's up! by Like2Byte · · Score: 2

    He's been preserved in a jar for future study.

  54. Re:Unknown? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    They weren't turtle-wives, they were basically his turtle-concubines. The exertion could still be bad for his lifespan but would do wonders for life quality! An excellent tradeoff I'd say B-)

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  55. Re:Unknown? by Njoyda+Sauce · · Score: 2

    When we visited in 2009, we were told by one of the guides that she was his personal fluffer (my words). That's gotta be hard to put on a resume.

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  56. Re:Poor bastard... by Hatta · · Score: 1

    How does a biologist deal with such situations? Just some handweaving "Yes, this is weird, but you get the term species in general, do yo"?

    Yes exactly. Nature does not have to fit into easily deliniable categories like species. These are categories that we invented for our use. A few edge cases don't impair the general usefulness of the concept of species.

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  57. Re:Poor bastard... by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

    Whatever dandelions do, they are damn successful. You can't kill those bastards. They just keep coming back. They're like roaches, and mosquitoes.

  58. Re:Soup's up! by networkBoy · · Score: 1

    I just wish he was lonesome Fred, that way we could sing the entire "Not yet dead / Not Dead Fred" from Monty Python to celebrate his passing...
    (yeah, just saw the musical by Eric Idle, hilarity).
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  59. Re:Poor bastard... by schroedingers_hat · · Score: 1

    Trusting journalists is almost always a mistake.
    Any time I gain sufficient knowledge on a topic to know what's going on before the journalists pick up on it, I find articles from almost any news source with completely unreferenced, poorly explained or downright wrong simplifications to what they're talking about.
    Unfortunately the topics on which my knowledge is that deep and up to date are somewhat limited. So i can't say if it's endemic.

  60. Re:Saved its DNA? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    Hope somebody saved its DNA or at least sequenced it, so that the species can be revived some day.
    Nature has declared this a failed species. Who are we to question nature's logic?

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  61. Re:Poor bastard... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    You could have just said it was turtles all the way down.

    A much easier answer and much less confusing.

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  62. Re:Poor bastard... by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

    That would probably offend the Pratchett fans!

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  63. Re:Poor bastard... by HiggsBison · · Score: 2

    Not to get too picky, but: I went to Wikipedia to find out what the heck a C. elegans was. (Nematode) Anyway, the split seem to be more 99.95%/0.05%.

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  64. Turtle rings? by HiggsBison · · Score: 1

    I thought I remembered reading about this. Um... yeah, it works for turtles, too. Well, young turtles at least. Google for turtle count rings.

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    1. Re:Turtle rings? by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      At least for box turtles (the most frequently-discussed species) it looks like the "young" constraint comes from wear-and tear. I think you might be able to tell the age of an older one if you were looking at a cross section—but if there's one thing this story has taught me, it's that my expectations and assumptions regarding reptiles are completely unreliable, so don't quote me on that.

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  65. Re:Poor bastard... by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

    See the timestamp on my comment? Yeah, I shouldn't be posting at 4 AM. You're right; the number I was taught was one in two thousand. I have no idea why I wrote that.

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  66. Re:Unknown? by Kaptain+Kruton · · Score: 1

    Yes, but you don't suddenly drop dead from being old.

    He was a Tortoise, they don't suddenly do ANYTHING.

    Evidently, they do drop dead.... that is something.

  67. Re:Poor bastard... by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    I think the "viable offspring" is the closest to a comprehensive definition of species as you'll get aside from "I know it when I see it."

    Species is, when you get down to it, a purely artificial distinction for our convenience. Nature doesn't think in terms of species. We're trying to apply a rational, universal organizing scheme to something that is not organized like that.

    Furthermore, when you consider that the vast preponderance of life on the Earth is bacteria that don't mate and have no real cohesion and cannot really be put into species, it makes the species question trivial anyway.

  68. Re:Poor bastard... by Sique · · Score: 1

    Not exactly. My children have some guinea pigs. So we often harvest all the dandelions we can find, because the guinea pigs absolutely love them. At the end of the summer, nearly no dandelions are left, except for the small little plants that come out of some cracks in the yard, which we don't plug, because they are too small. If you consider dandelions weed you will find that they grow everywhere and are not killable. If you actually look for dandelions to feed your pets, they get sparse, and sparse, and then you have to ask the neighbours if you can get their dandelions too, because you already drove your dandelion stock to the brink of extinction. :)

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  69. Re:Poor bastard... by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

    I like dandelions. I pick the flowers for making wine with and you are correct. I am completely out of dandelions right now. You cam also eat the roots and the leaves.

  70. With garlic, white vinegar & some Jamaican pep by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Ah, study. Like the research the Japanese do on whales?

    You know, the ones where the results are "they taste very nice, thanks".

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