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RIM CEO: 'There's Nothing Wrong With the Company'

redletterdave writes "Research In Motion is in trouble. The BlackBerry maker has been suffering from an identity crisis for the last six months, which has resulted in mass layoffs, lots of job shuffling, dramatic drop-offs in market share and a quickly decaying portfolio for investors. But not according to Thorsten Heins! The newly-appointed CEO published an op-ed in the Toronto Globe and Mail on Tuesday, and also appeared on a radio program the same morning, to deliver one message: 'There's nothing wrong with the company as it exists right now.'"

230 comments

  1. Monty Python references, please! by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I'm not dead yet... I'm happpeeeeeeee!"

    1. Re:Monty Python references, please! by alphatel · · Score: 1
      --
      When the foot seeks the place of the head, the line is crossed. Know your place. Keep your place. Be a shoe.
    2. Re:Monty Python references, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is called the denial phase of the illness. waiting for the pleading and begging phase.

    3. Re:Monty Python references, please! by davydagger · · Score: 4, Funny

      Its just a flesh wound.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4

    4. Re:Monty Python references, please! by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      We're just pining for the fjords of Norway!

    5. Re:Monty Python references, please! by davester666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, it's not a spiral. It's more of a straight line, right down the drain.

      --
      Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
    6. Re:Monty Python references, please! by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      That's not a Monty Python reference, but it could have been...

    7. Re:Monty Python references, please! by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      If I were an investor in a company that's going down the drain like that, and the CEO said there's nothing wrong with the company, I would be very, very scared.

  2. o.O by fredprado · · Score: 1

    Please, someone call the doctor..

    1. Re:o.O by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2

      Not even a sonic screwdriver could fix this.

    2. Re:o.O by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      You mean except for the partwhere he never said what was attributed to him in the summary?

  3. Oh? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    CEO: "But this ship can't sink!"

    CFO: "She's made of iron, sir! I assure you, she can... and she will. It is a mathematical certainty."

    CEO (to shareholders and public): " Everything will be juuuuuust fine, folks! "

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    Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
    1. Re:Oh? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Then it was off to the bar for his usual afternoon rounds of Maalox martinis and his gin and Alka-Seltzer.

    2. Re:Oh? by grantek · · Score: 2

      Read your signature as part of the conversation, wasn't out of place.

    3. Re:Oh? by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Served to him in gold gold cups, with strontium-90 stir sticks, because they are more expensive than the old diamond-encrusted platinum ones.

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      Sleep your way to a whiter smile...date a dentist!
  4. Denial by sjbe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why am I reminded of the Iraqi Propaganda Minister?

    1. Re:Denial by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      Both the Holy Grail and Baghdad Bob...

    2. Re:Denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol, I loved that guy. We are still in total control, the Americans are not here! Meanwhile you see Abrams tanks rolling around in the background

    3. Re:Denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both the Holy Grail and Baghdad Bob...

      Let's not forget our friends in Taiwan documenting RIMM's battle of Waterloo.

    4. Re:Denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:Denial by Cute+Fuzzy+Bunny · · Score: 1

      "We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."

      I think we were pretty much finished off when our shovels were destroyed.

    6. Re:Denial by magarity · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I was reminded of the President saying the private sector is doing fine.

    7. Re:Denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Americans are not here (Boom!). I have to go now.

      Probably the last time I felt good about anything we did there...

    8. Re:Denial by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      If you look at public hiring vs. private hiring, it's actually not doing too bad:

      http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6tijg8WBl30/T2VQ7JzycYI/AAAAAAAAMd0/It-UpJrEni0/s1600/YoYChangePayrollFeb2012.jpg

      Although it's still worse than other recessions.

    9. Re:Denial by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 3, Funny

      It sounds like he is stuck on step one on the "12 Steps For Fucked Companies Program." Step one, admitting that your company is fucked.

      "Hi, my name is Thorsten, and my company is like totally fucked."

      Now, what is step two . . . ?

      --
      Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
    10. Re:Denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because you believe the media's portrayal of RIM -- a company with no debt, $2 billion in assets, positive cash flow, extensive global market share in enterprise and military markets, and a newly reshuffled leadership and pared-down workforce -- as hopelessly crippled merely because they're losing market share in the US consumer market, an area where they have never been a stellar performer.

      People said the same thing about Apple not that long ago, and that demise seemed at least as imminent, if not more.

      That said, RIM has done a spectacularly bad job of marketing itself, which only fuels the fires of the doom-sayers. And the decision to delay the release of their new phones until after the gloriously profitable Christmas season because they want to make sure that the new OS integrates seamlessly with embedded systems in cars which don't yet exist has to be one of the stupidest strategic moves in modern business history, right up there with New Coke.

      But RIM's self-defeating strategic, tactical, and marketing debacles aside, the reports of its death really are quite exaggerated.

    11. Re:Denial by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      "We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."

      I think we were pretty much finished off when our shovels were destroyed.

      Although, to be fair, he got work fairly quickly when he hung the "Mission Accomplished" banner for Bush.

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      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    12. Re:Denial by narcc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't confuse them with facts. The Slashdot parrots need memes. Facts tempt them to reason and form options, a sin of the highest order.

      Try this instead: "Huur! Durrr! RIM is teh dead! Everything they've ever done sucked, lol!" -- That'll even get an AC a +5 Insightful.

    13. Re:Denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I was reminded when the President said the Affordable Care Act was not a tax.

    14. Re:Denial by blind+monkey+3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Huur! Durrr! RIM is teh dead! Everything they've ever done sucked, lol!

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      BM3
    15. Re:Denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, what is step two . . . ?

      Step 2 is ???
      But guess what Step 3 is!

    16. Re:Denial by doshell · · Score: 2, Funny

      In RIM's case, I seriously doubt step 3 is profit...

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      Score: i, Imaginary
    17. Re:Denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess it only gets a 2.

    18. Re:Denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The company may be doing fine currently, but there are other things to consider. For example, Android is a growing platform in the non business world and Apple is cornering the market in the business world (just ask all those pleasant MS employees with their iPhones). RIM maybe surviving currently, but unless they come out with new phones that can complete with the qualcom and nVidia based phones manufacturers like Apple, HTC, Samsung, and Motorola are putting out there, RIM will start seeing a large loss of it's customer base as its competitors develop more solid alternatives to RIMs intricate systems.

      It's not just about how they stand now, it is looking ahead to see how they will survive the next gen of competitors onslaught. They have shown nothing recently to even compete. Most of their new phones have specs that were available on early versions of Android Phones.

    19. Re:Denial by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      So you're saying this is a "buy?" How many shares are you buying?

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      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
    20. Re:Denial by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      They don't have positive cash flow anymore.

      Also, their marketshare is dropping like a rock. It is almost unbelievable how quickly people have stopped buying blackberries. And I say that as someone who likes Blackberries.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    21. Re:Denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's got something to do with having to write off ~$600 million because of their hardware in fiscal 2012? Or the 20% drop in phones shipped in Q4 compared to Q3.

      These are not generally occurrences in a company with which there is nothing wrong. So, the credibility of this guy might not be so spectacular when he could be said to be biased or have incentive to lie (shocking!).

      I don't know about you, but if I were a patient with cancer .. I might just wait a little bit after coming out of surgery (even if it was supposedly successful) before declaring that there was nothing wrong with me. At least get out of the recovery period, yeah?

    22. Re:Denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cell phones are as fashionable as social networks. Nobody wants to be the loser with yesterday's phone. It's also a long-term commitment market where taking risks on a new platform can stick you with a phone for two years. RIM hit critical mass in lack of confidence, and nobody wants to buy the lame blackberry today when they have no cause to justify the risk of tomorrow.

      Buying a cell phone is like buying a game console. Market-share today represents votes of confidence in the market-share of tomorrow.

    23. Re:Denial by saikou · · Score: 4, Informative

      Let's see...

      - Smartphone market share that's been dropping like a stone? Check
      - Quarterly losses reported? Check
      - Large layoffs? Check
      - Other providers offering remote wipe, encryption of the devices that users love? Check
      - IT departments begrudgingly allowing users to bring their own phones instead of buying a BB for each and every user? Check
      - Messaging service, that was supposed to take like a wildfire on other devices "because everyone wants BB Messaging" failing to catch on? Check
      - PlayBook, that was supposed to be mega-popular with everyone who had BB device failing to sell, costing company shitload of money? Check
      - New Holy Grail Operating System Demo having just one "major sexy feature" which is a camera feature? Check (bonus - made by company that ended up being bought by Nokia)
      - That very same Holy Grail Operating System being delayed, thus no phones in the biggest holiday shopping season? Check
      - New release timeframe being after new iPhone 5 and way after Android Jelly Bean and thus playing catch-up? Check

      Am I missing something? RIM seems to be super-widely off-mark, been off-mark ever since the situation in consumer smart-phones changed enough to require some sort of a response, and so far everything that they can say is "our next product is surely to be a hit" and coast on the current one. Um... oookay....

      Bonus: remember what RIM said about switching platforms? "No other technology company other than Apple has successfully transitioned their platform. It's almost never done, and it's way harder than you realise. This transition is where tech companies go to die." Balsillie, April 2011. (see here). And now they're switching platforms. Do I believe RIM 2011 or RIM 2012?

      Sure, it's not dead just yet. But they're not in a "death spiral", they are in a "death nosedive" and keep on firing thrusters to the max. Unless they provide a new super-phone now (and not in half a year with, I bet, yet another "but we really-really need to make sure everything is polished so we delay until Q2 2013" announcement coming in January) the only way is down. Less market share, less interesting products. They could probably survive by cutting staff as much as possible, dropping to 1% of market share and not even try to make phones for non-military use. But that would be a different company.

    24. Re:Denial by Udo+Schmitz · · Score: 1

      Why am I reminded of the Iraqi Propaganda Minister?

      “The Apple infidels are committing suicide at the gates of ...” ... wait, let me check where they're incorporated ...
      Wait, what? “Waterloo”? God, this is the good stuff ...

    25. Re:Denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why am i remebrering the WMDs that you said they had?

    26. Re:Denial by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      That's the same thing they said about SGI. They weren't killed by the competitors like IBM, HP, and Sun, they were killed by a startup called nVidia. It wasn't that nVidia did anything particularly clever, the semiconductor technology had just reached the point where you could make a reasonable 3D accelerator cheaply enough that you could stick it on a PCI card and sell it to millions of customers instead of thousands, for a tenth of the price. RIM is in a similar position. Fast mobile CPUs and touchscreens are now cheap. Data is now cheap. Anyone can make a cheap phone that can send and receive email and IM. RIM used to own the market of people who needed email while mobile, but that market is catered to by any phone now. They still have the market of people with some security requirements, but that's smaller.

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      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    27. Re:Denial by robot_love · · Score: 1

      Patience, my friend.

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      .there is enough of everything for everyone.
    28. Re:Denial by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      I don't know about any of that stuff, but here's what I do know.

      Everybody that I know that owns a Blackberry, curses at it every time I see the thing.

      Hardware, apps, OS, and batteries all suffer inconsistencies and massive problems.

      iPhone, Android, and other type phones hook directly to Exchange server now.

      Marketing shmarketing, if people fucking HATE THEM the only way the phones and services will be sold is if they compete on lower price. Which is going to make them suck more.

      Until they can get some Chinese wiz-kid manufacturer to fix all their problems for them, they are fucked. Marketing is going to do nothing but waste more money they SHOULD be putting into making sure their phones don't suck.

    29. Re:Denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "RIM has done a spectacularly bad job of marketing itself"

      50 crashes, 90 bugs, 40 horrible GUI choices, and 234 poor design decisions disagree with you. And I'm only talking about 1 of their phones.

    30. Re:Denial by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      So what your saying is that RIM is currently making money *despite* themselves. I've seen this before. It may be ok now, but if your strategy sucks, it is only a matter of time before the profitable elements of the business can no longer prop up the incompetence.

      I'm in the market for a new device, and RIM is certainly not on my list. I used to think their products were amazing. Now they are lacklustre, and I simply no longer have faith that they will improve.

      If they're going to get better, they will have to demonstrate that fact. I've made the mistake before of trusting companies at their word. That ain't happening again.

    31. Re:Denial by downhole · · Score: 1

      And none of that really matters in the long term. I think that what so many people don't see yet is that the smartphone market is becoming a lot like the PC market of the 90s. Nobody cares about OS features, what's important is the apps. Once you have a pile of (paid) apps on your iPhone or Android that do what you want to do, there's a tremendous disincentive to switch to another platform and find and configure (and pay for) a whole new pile of apps. The additional lock-in properties of the phone just make the effect stronger - when all of your other stuff is stored in Google or Apple's cloud, that's even more reason not to switch to another platform. You can create a new platform, and it can even be really cool from a technical perspective and be on cool hardware, but it won't ever reach critical mass because of the same chicken-and-egg problem - developers won't create apps without users, and users won't buy devices without apps, and the big competitors with the clouds aren't going to go out of their way to let you sync up to them.

      That's why I think that any mobile OS that isn't already locked-in in this way is toast in the long term. Microsoft might possibly be able to leverage their cash and their desktop mindshare into a critical mass for Windows Phone, but that's yet to be seen. Everyone else has no chance, as far as I can see.

      Apple's desktop business was just about toast, but they were saved when they went into the mobile device market with the right hardware, software, and online music/app store at the right time. That mobile mindshare plus the growing importance of the cloud for end-users has brought their desktop business back. Blackberry is on the way down in the same way now, but what's going to save them?

      Far as I can see, their best chances are to either go Android, spend their software work on some really nice Enterprise add-ons, and hope for the best (think they can make something better than Touchdown though?), or make their own OS with a really first-class web browser and hope that the cloud gets good enough to make up for the lack of native apps. Or make a killer device in some other market like Apple did.

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    32. Re:Denial by pegdhcp · · Score: 1

      More importantly, smartphones are expensive. My PC is 300 USD plus several HDDs, my Xperia is 650 USD. When I invest money like this into a device, I want to be sure that I would be able to receive my mail and such as long as the phone is in working order. Also I can pull some strings in my company so I can tell my system management to modify e-mail service if I cannot do what I want thru Outlook and/or one of mail servers I run as a hobby. I do not want to lose almost complete control on my data to a company, which (not if but when) went under would take my data and services with it. A company which is in financial trouble, with a CEO in denial. Also it is a company that is under investigation in several countries, as it denied lawful interception rights of legal authorities, a slow but sure way of suicide where nation states mean business.

    33. Re:Denial by danomac · · Score: 1

      Posting do undo mod... sigh. I wish it would ask for confirmation dammit!!!

    34. Re:Denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and dodo

    35. Re:Denial by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      What you fail to understand is that it doesn't matter if RIM makes good products or not (I know that you think it does). What matters is whether they make products that are better than competing ones in ways people actually care. And very few people these days care about ways in which BBs are better. Go ahead, decry it as stupid and short-sighted, write another two-page comment about how BES is a superior enterprise solution... again, it doesn't matter. Nobody cares. They lost the marketing war, and they show no signs of even understanding how they could hold their own in it.

    36. Re:Denial by narcc · · Score: 1

      But they are vastly superior in whys people actually care. Take a look at the incredible benefits Balance offers corporate users, or their historically superior communication tools.

      Their best in security and remote management, sure. Average users care about the UI and communications. RIMs new UI is clearly superior to the competition, and they've ALWAYS been the best as far as communication goes (no one really disputes that).

      What users don't care about is Apps, the data suggests that apps aren't as important as many people seem to think. Still, the app-gap is closing and RIM is quickly approaching 100k apps in the market. Their development tools are top-of-the-line and developer response to their new tools has been overwhelmingly positive.

      Yeah, they're ahead of the game in virtually every conceivable way. I'm sorry that your (inexplicable) pathological hatred for a company blinds you to the obvious.

    37. Re:Denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh... you sir have drank the kool-aid. To the majority of intuitive people, RIM's demise has been known for years. A phone that really doesn't change from version to version... no real innovation... some might say that sounds like Apple but yet that has been RIM for the last 5-7 years. It does seem that Apple should learn from RIM's mistakes but that is yet to be seen.

      Hate to be one to say "I told you so"....

      Wait... no...

      I totally did.

    38. Re:Denial by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      But they are vastly superior in whys people actually care.

      If they were, they'd be doing well. Which they obviously aren't. If they were, their CEO wouldn't need to explain himself.

      I don't hate RIM; far from it. I would very much like more competition against iOS and Android. Unfortunately, RIM is increasingly failing to provide it. I'm sorry that your (inexplicable) pathological love for the company blinds you to the obvious.

    39. Re:Denial by narcc · · Score: 2

      If they were, they'd be doing well. Which they obviously aren't.

      Nonsense.

      I don't know how many posters here have told me that just having the better technology isn't enough and point out the zillions of superior technologies that have flopped in the market. Now I get this, the other side, that says that having the superior technology is a guarantee of success!

      Besides, RIMs user-base is still growing (every quarter, there are MORE blackberry users than the previous quarter, not less.) What's hurting RIM in NA are their poor marketing and training efforts, not their technology. Well, and idiot minimum-wage sales reps, but I'll chalk that up to poor training.

      The things RIM has historically done well were communication, security, and remote management. They're still leaders in those areas. I don't know that anyone actually disputes that.

      What kept RIM behind was the sometimes slow UI and poor web-browser. (To be fair, their browser was average as far as phone browsers were concerned until iOS upped the standard.) Today, the UI on their legacy OS is smooth as silk, and their mobile browser is top-notch (on tablets, they're unmatched in html5 support -- and WAY ahead on BB10 from what we've seen so far.) They don't have the same problems they did a year ago. Sure, the most I can say is that their new products are solid, if decidedly average. Their new platform, however, is unquestionably ahead of the curve.

      That leaves them as good as the competition in just about every area important to consumers. The only issue now is apps, though that is becoming increasingly less important as AppWorld is growing rapidly thanks to RIMs very successful developer outreach programs.

      So, yes, RIM is delivering what consumers want, even though they struggled with the changing market in the past. RIM today is not the same RIM as last year, or even the year before (when they were still the #1 best selling brand.) Times have changed.

      I don't hate RIM; far from it. I would very much like more competition against iOS and Android.

      I'm not buying it. Why come here are repeat memes otherwise? Maybe it's just me you hate. I don't blame you, I can be a real jack-ass. Still, who really cares?

    40. Re:Denial by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      What kept RIM behind was the sometimes slow UI and poor web-browser. (To be fair, their browser was average as far as phone browsers were concerned until iOS upped the standard.) Today, the UI on their legacy OS is smooth as silk, and their mobile browser is top-notch (on tablets, they're unmatched in html5 support -- and WAY ahead on BB10 from what we've seen so far.)

      See, again, it's things that I as a user don't care about. They may be unmatched in HTML5 support, but in practice what matters is how many websites they'll show - and websites will be coded against the lowest common denominator, which is whatever iOS & Android WebKit supports, so it doesn't really matter what they add on top of that. No-one will target it anyway until Apple and Google also add it.

      On the other hand, you know why I absolutely love Chrome on Android? Not only it syncs my bookmarks and history between my phone, my tablet and my desktop, but it also lets me see what tabs I have opened on any other device, so if I had, say, 10 open tabs on desktop researching something and then had to leave elsewhere, I can continue right from the point where I left from my tablet when I'm waiting elsewhere. That is "unquestionably ahead of the curve" - Apple doesn't sync tabs (yet; it's coming in Mountain Lion).

    41. Re:Denial by narcc · · Score: 1

      and websites will be coded against the lowest common denominator, which is whatever iOS & Android WebKit supports

      Except they don't. See, most of the internet is not optimized for mobile, they're optimized for the average PC user. Fortunately, the PlayBook offers a desktop-like browsing experience. It's brilliant having a *good* implementation of Flash for all the sites that use something like springboard for media, or that use webGL, or that make use of new features to provide a richer or smoother experience with a web-based application. You simply don't get that with, say, iOS. It's really nice being able to have a website 'just work' instead of hunting down a special app or wishing the site operators would "fix it so it would work" and giving up and visiting the site on a desktop.

      You as a user may not care about the web browser, but I sure as hell do. I can access more the web that I could on other platforms. That makes me happy.

      On the other hand, you know why I absolutely love Chrome on Android? Not only it syncs my bookmarks and history between my phone, my tablet and my desktop, but it also lets me see what tabs I have opened on any other device , so if I had, say, 10 open tabs on desktop researching something and then had to leave elsewhere, I can continue right from the point where I left from my tablet when I'm waiting elsewhere.

      Unless those sites don't play well with your tablet. See, that's why I care about the browser! It's true that that you can't sync bookmarks between your tablet/phone/desktop with BB -- though that's not an important feature for me. On my phone, the browser is for looking things up on the go or emergency work in a pinch. On the tablet it's play or emergency work. On the desktop, it's work first then play. I have a few (6 or so) bookmarks on the tablet, none on the phone, and a zillion on the desktop. Bookmark syncing is of no interest or benefit to me. I do like the "open on the tablet" feature I have though. So I can open a URL or file on my phone w/ my tablet. Handy, that.

      Isn't that fun? Feature X is great! Feature X isn't important, feature X.a is essential!. Feature X.a is irrelevant to me, but feature Y is very cool.

      Pointless waste of time that accomplishes nothing, wouldn't you say?

    42. Re:Denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They DO have positive cash flow, that's how they now have $2.6B in the bank instead of $2.2B they had 3 months ago. Profit and loss are, unfortunately, not the same thing as cash flow, and to understand the difference one must first understand complicated accounting things like "goodwill", and being owed money vs receiving money.

      Also "marketshare" in one particularly famously noisy market does not equal "marketshare" worldwide, where, again, the number of BlackBerrys sold each quarter keeps increasing.

    43. Re:Denial by sjbe · · Score: 1

      Because you believe the media's portrayal of RIM -- a company with no debt, $2 billion in assets, positive cash flow, extensive global market share in enterprise and military markets, and a newly reshuffled leadership and pared-down workforce -- as hopelessly crippled merely because they're losing market share in the US consumer market, an area where they have never been a stellar performer.

      They have been bleeding cash for four consecutive quarters, losing market share globally, have precisely zero products that consumers are interested in, and are even losing market share among corporate types. While they do have cash they don't seem to be using it to particularly good effect. They've had a unbroken string of mediocre to bad products. Replacing the management team is not cause for celebration, it is cause for worry. Same with reducing headcount. Those might be necessary steps but they weren't taken because RIM is in good shape.

      People said the same thing about Apple not that long ago, and that demise seemed at least as imminent, if not more.

      Research In Motion isn't Apple. Apple was/is an exceedingly unusual case. While I agree it is too early to pronounce them dead, there also is absolutely no evidence yet that they are in anything other than a death spiral. I strongly suspect RIM will get bought out, probably by someone like Microsoft.

  5. CEO's job is to sell... by tomhath · · Score: 0

    Of course he's going to say that, what else can he say? We'll know by this time next year if they can pull it out of the fire.

    1. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by KPU · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Maybe it's better to have a credible CEO who says things are going poorly than an untrustworthy CEO?

    2. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you thomas friedman?

    3. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If it's obvious to everyone that a company has problems, the worst possible thing a CEO can do is say everything is fine, because it makes everyone think he's out of touch or not interested in fixing what's wrong. A good CEO would acknowledge the problems and present a high-level plan for fixing them. Whistling past the graveyard just makes things worse.

    4. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by tomhath · · Score: 4, Informative
      Did you read what he said?

      As we prepare to launch our new mobile platform, BlackBerry 10, in the first quarter of next year, we expect to empower people as never before...am the first to admit that RIM has missed on important trends in the smart-phone industry...RIM is undertaking a corporate overhaul that we expect will reduce annual operating expenses by more than $1-billion by the end of our fiscal year...

      I read that to mean pretty much what you think a good CEO should say.

    5. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      The last time I saw this much press about a tech company swirling around the drain, it was Apple in the mid-to-late 90s. There's a huge contrast between Jobs' approach in interviews and keynote addresses right after his return to Apple and what we're seeing here (this guy is reminding me of Gil Amelio, the CEO of Apple that preceded Jobs' return). Jobs was up front about the fact that the board of directors was almost entirely abysmal, that their executive team had become a wreck, and that they had too many products. He also made clear that the anti-Microsoft mentality needed to go and that if they were to survive they had to stop thinking of it as an "us vs. them", since that would result in "them" winning. In his first two years, he ousted the board, ousted the execs, and ousted most of the product line. In their places, he brought in great board members, excellent executives, and set them up with a handful of extremely focused products that could generate excitement for the company (e.g. iMac).

      RIM can still recover, but it needs to stop flailing and actually start swimming in a direction. It also needs to realize that it isn't going to be beating Android and iOS any time soon, so it needs to think of ways to thrive with them still around, rather than trying to take them head-on. Most importantly, however, they need good leadership, and there's no indication they have it yet. This isn't the first dumb thing their new CEO has said. He's been with them for years and more or less expressed an interest in not changing anything on the same day he was set up as CEO. Rather disappointing.

    6. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by Idbar · · Score: 1
      As someone else pointed out, after RTFA I noticed what was obvious, /. posted a sensationalist headline. From the article: (Talking about their promised Blackberry10...)

      Those are big promises, I know; and some doubt whether RIM can pull it off. I am the first to admit that RIM has missed on important trends in the smart-phone industry - especially in the consumer domain, focusing on its core value system for successful products and services. We are working diligently on BlackBerry 10 in order to provide a compelling experience for our loyal enterprise customers and consumers. While we are in a very competitive and constantly changing market, customers benefit from this competition and continued innovation.

      Which sounds just like a normal PR.

    7. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by rgbrenner · · Score: 2

      I read that to mean pretty much what you think a good CEO should say.

      ^ this. No where did he say nothing was wrong, everything is fine. He said they are reducing expenses, launching a new platform, and new products, etc, etc, etc.

      That's the opposite of saying nothing is wrong.

    8. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by sjames · · Score: 1

      When do his options vest? He'll keep applying the duck tape and whitewash until that happens.

    9. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's better to have a credible CEO who says things are going poorly than an untrustworthy CEO?

      He is a new CEO as the other 2 CEOs (yes 2 of them) were fired by the shareholders. However, there is not much he can do right now. I doubt he can pull a Steve Jobs moment. That was only one time in business history was a company that far in the red that did such an awesome recovery.

    10. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by Cute+Fuzzy+Bunny · · Score: 1

      "We're fully behind yet another software release that nobody will care about, nor will have any impact on the company's future success.

      Nobody cares RIM. Unless you're working to get android on your hardware, you might as well pack it up and go home right now.

    11. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      If it's obvious to everyone that a company has problems, the worst possible thing a CEO can do is say everything is fine, because it makes everyone think he's out of touch or not interested in fixing what's wrong. A good CEO would acknowledge the problems and present a high-level plan for fixing them. Whistling past the graveyard just makes things worse.

      At this time there is not much he can do. If I were him I would just sell his assets and give the money to the shareholders and turn off the lights and call it the day. BB has tried everything too late from tablets to putting full screen UIs like the IPhone. It is too late to do anything better or innovate as he is running in the red each day the lights stay on. The revenue is gone, his credit rating is gone, and only an angel investor can save it and why should one?

    12. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by c · · Score: 1

      > RIM can still recover, but it needs to stop flailing and actually
      > start swimming in a direction.

      I'd recommend they swim away from the burning oil platform. There's nothing but "fail" back that way.

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    13. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by narcc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unless you're working to get android on your hardware, you might as well pack it up and go home right now.

      Yeah, being a "me too" player in a crowded market with a second-rate OS is a great plan. A shame that they're sticking with the most advanced mobile OS in the industry. That'll kill 'em to be sure...

      Honestly, what on earth could possibly make you think moving to Android would be a good move for RIM?

    14. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by geoskd · · Score: 2

      Did you read what he said?

      As we prepare to launch our new mobile platform, BlackBerry 10, in the first quarter of next year, we expect to empower people as never before...am the first to admit that RIM has missed on important trends in the smart-phone industry...RIM is undertaking a corporate overhaul that we expect will reduce annual operating expenses by more than $1-billion by the end of our fiscal year...

      I read that to mean pretty much what you think a good CEO should say.

      Almost. Making the point about reducing operating expenses was a bad move. Its a red flag, as most of the easy cuts to operating expenses come in the form of killing off R+D. There just isn't that much low hanging fruit in manufacturing that they are going to save that kind of money any other way. Any analyst with even a modicum of common sense read that statement for exactly what it is. The cuts may or may not be the right thing for RIM to do, but they are the absolute worst thing to *say* that they're doing, as it will reinforce the perception that RIM is in a death spiral, which will hurt their ability to sell infrastructure grade product. Business' get jumpy buying from a vendor that might not be around in short order, and without business customers, RIM's death spiral will play out in a show worthy of Kodak. Making an admission like that will also help to convince RIMs remaining engineering staff that they need to get their CVs ready ahead of the end of the line.

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    15. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by gutnor · · Score: 1

      A CEO is a salesman, not an auditor or an engineer. Sure they will not deny the obvious (or what they are legally bound to disclose), but they will hide non-obvious right until they file for chapter 11 : first, that would be idiotic to expose your weaknesses to your competitor and secondly the CEO, as a leader, need to keep its troupe focused and motivated.

      Seriously, what good would that do if he said: we are aware of the problem and made lot of changes, however, there is little chance it will work out at the end because our competitors are just so much better ?

    16. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Posting as AC due to being associated to RIM.

      R&D will be the very last place RIM would cut money. There's TONS of middle management clout in the company which is more likely to get the ax, as well, a large portion the Java Devs which worked on the old OSes, that haven't updated their skill set to work with QNX/BB10 will also likely get the ax. Manufacturing is also likely to be outsourced, so most of the directly employed MFG employees will likely get cut as well. There's a lot of fat in the company, and tons of people not pulling their weight. They will be the ones who get cut.

      Now, as much as I love the company, I'm really starting to loose faith, however, I'm trying to stay positive, along with a lot of other people I know. BB10 is delayed, however, it does still have a little potential to make a splash, but, its going to need to be marketed like hell, and hyped even more than ever. We'll see how everything plays out in the new year.

    17. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Unless you're working to get android on your hardware, you might as well pack it up and go home right now.

      Yeah, being a "me too" player in a crowded market with a second-rate OS is a great plan. A shame that they're sticking with the most advanced mobile OS in the industry. That'll kill 'em to be sure...

      Honestly, what on earth could possibly make you think moving to Android would be a good move for RIM?

      You're right. I don't think anything can be a good move at that point. It's just over.

    18. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      The middle managers are the ones that decide the cuts. "What does IT do for us anyway?!" (Never mind the fact that IT is also their research.) I think your guess about what is going to happen relies too much on cold introspection of a nerd, and not enough on "what's good for MY job".

      And anyway, what the R&D has managed to produce, sucks anyway. They SHOULD be cut. The phones, OS, Apps, and batteries all suck.

    19. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by downhole · · Score: 1

      On what world does anybody believe that whatever Blackberry's doing is "the most advanced mobile OS in the industry" or that it matters at all even if it was?

      The Android phone market is crowded all right, but I don't think anybody's really went in on a blackberry-style phone with a slate keyboard (I think Moto had one a while back and there was a kinda half-assed Facebook phone like that by HTC I think, but neither company seemed to really take them seriously). Since Blackberry OS and Symbian OS seem to be basically dead in the smartphone OS wars, it'd be kind of interesting to see what happened with Blackberry going Android and Nokia going WP7.

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    20. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by danomac · · Score: 1

      One thought is that RIM could have a custom Android firmware that is more business oriented - like taking Android and creating an internal messaging system, email, calendaring, groupware, office functionality, intergrate everything together flawlessly and putting it in to the phones.

      Any business person that used their phones to do quick work on the go would surely love this type of integration of multiple apps, and they could continue targeting their business users. Hell, they could even do a suite for the Android market for phones that aren't branded as their own.

      Now could they actually do this? I don't believe they could in their current state, but this could seriously start to turn things around for them.

    21. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by Cute+Fuzzy+Bunny · · Score: 1

      Well, because everyone irrationally wants an iphone if they can afford it, while those that cant buy android.

      Where would you possibly think the market would be for a high end piece of hardware with an iphone price that isnt an iphone, at a time when many corporations are having their employees buy their own phones. Without corporate IT pressing a RIM solution and with android and ios growing enough enterprise capabilities to get by as a business phone, there is no market for RIM.

      Not really my opinion...just look at the numbers...customers already voted with their wallets.

      Seriously, take 5 minutes to think about all of the technologically superior products that didn't make it, right next to the betamax, os/2, and the delorean.

    22. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by narcc · · Score: 1

      On what world does anybody believe that whatever Blackberry's doing is "the most advanced mobile OS in the industry"

      On Earth. Sol-3, if you prefer. Check it out, it puts Android and iOS to shame from a technical perspective. Go. Read, and be enlightened.

    23. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by narcc · · Score: 1

      And give up their objectively superior new OS, years of effort, and awesome suite of development tools (including their NDK)? Let's not forget the massive advantages on the UI front!

      Android just can't do what BB10 does. It's a ridiculously bad idea. They'd be taking a massive step backward.

    24. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The low-hanging fruit in manufacturing will come from no longer maintaining the infrastructure to assemble and test 20+ different models of smartphone. They'll pare back to 2-3 models, each designed for a niche and build up from there as their fortunes improve.
      R&D will be the last thing a company in RIMs position should be cutting.

    25. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by narcc · · Score: 0

      Not really my opinion...just look at the numbers...customers already voted with their wallets.

      They didn't buy a product they couldn't buy? Interesting...

      Seriously, take 5 minutes to think about all of the technologically superior products that didn't make it

      Being the best is not a guarantee of failure.

      BB10 is truly revolutionary, and sets the new standard for what a mobile OS should be. Even the UI is light-years ahead of iOS and Android. Just look at the mess that iOS has turned in to. Just look at the ridiculously bad suite of gestures they use. One-handed use virtually impossible. How many functions are jammed in to the home button now? iOS just can't adapt. It's at a technological and UI dead-end, and has been for a while. It's the past, not the future.

      Android is behind, but has a better chance of surviving just because they can more easily adapt -- Android can break with the past in a way that iOS never can. It remains to be seen, however, if Google will see the writing on the wall.

      Sorry, RIM adopting Android is a horrible idea. They'd be taking a massive step backward. BB10 sets the new standard. It's a truly revolutionary mobile platform.

    26. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by danomac · · Score: 1

      They've already taken a major step backwards with no BB10 until after the holiday season, what's a few more?

    27. Re:CEO's job is to sell... by narcc · · Score: 1

      So ... you think they should lock themselves in to an inferior technology because their new, objectively superior, tech is going to be delayed a bit?

      Yeah, that makes perfect sense...

  6. There's nothing wrong with the company as it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's nothing wrong with a company going bankrupt.

  7. Well considering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, RIM only posted a couple billion in profit. Time to get the headstone ready. Oh wait, people only hear about the bad stuff.

    In all seriousness, did everyone forget Apple circa 1997? Or Microsoft circa 2006? It's actually possible for businesses to come back.

    1. Re:Well considering by Penguinisto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some small differences:

      Apple in 1997 actually had a viable roadmap, and succeeded. They also completely shook out the incompetent CEO once Jobs came back.
      Microsoft in 2006 had a metric shitload of money still sitting in the bank, and a lock on the desktop.

      It is possible for a business to come back from the brink, but RIM has shown absolutely no sign that they'll be a business that does so. All they really have coming up is BlackBerryOS 10, and even that's not much to trumpet, considering the far more fluid competition. RIM has given zero indication that they're working to break new ground, nor any hint of innovation in any area which could be considered as having future potential.

      Long story short, RIM is circling the toilet swirl, and shows no promise of doing anything but getting sucked into the drain.

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    2. Re:Well considering by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      While this is absolutely probable, it is highly unlikely. Blackberry was the business phone that was on top for ages and did a damn good job of it. However, since iPhone and Android have hit the market they have been slowly pulling the rug out from under RIM. RIM either was too confident in their product or simply failed to change and is now a cumbersome device. If they had changed along with the tech and developed new services, a better OS and possibly even upgrading some of the hardware, they may not be in this position. Apple and MS had to change strategy and they did good at it. IMO, I believe RIM is too far gone to recover. I could be wrong and I do hope the best for RIM as they are/were a fantastic company for a very long time.

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    3. Re:Well considering by ArhcAngel · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I was going to mod AC up but I'll educate you instead.

      It is possible for a business to come back from the brink, but RIM has shown absolutely no sign that they'll be a business that does so. All they really have coming up is BlackBerryOS 10

      You're obviously unaware of what RIM is doing except for what the doomsayers are trumpeting. RIM understands the work/life balance issue and the paradigm shift away from a work provided device to the BYOD model. Despite this companies still have to be able to keep their data secure. RIM has introduced two new technologies recently to address these issues. BlckBerry Mobile Fusion is RIM's replacement for the BES/BIS. Mobile Fusion allows an enterprise to manage thousands of devices running anything from BB OS to Android to iOS all from one web console. In case you were wondering RIM has indeed incorporated ActiveSync connectivity into their repertoire. The second thing RIM has introduced is called BlackBerry Balance which let's you keep your pictures of your family vacation and the slides of your upcoming presentation on the same device while being secured separately. With this technology you can walk into a new job with your own device and get it activated on their BES/BIS/Mobile Fusion server and it will create a secure work related partition on the device separate from your personal data. When you leave the company they simply wipe the work partition remotely leaving your personal data intact.

      I'm sure you're probably saying that won't be enough to save them and you are right it won't which is why they are making the switch to BB OS 10. A lot of people are asking...even demanding that RIM just adopt Android and move on but as is evidenced in the market today none of the players in the Android space are making any money except for Samsung and they are making money on the handsets they sell as well as the chips they sell to their competitors.And despite the death knells being sounded by every industry "expert" developers are still lining up every day to develop for the PlayBook/ BB OS 10 because the few people using the PlayBook are actually paying to get the apps they want unlike the majority of Android users who want their apps to be free.Do they have a tough road ahead? Hell yes but considering they still sold more handsets in 1Q 2012 then they did in 1Q 2009 despite the RIM faithful all holding out for a BB 10 device I'd say they are far from toast. Most government agencies can't even consider another device because there aren't any that are FIPS 140-2 validated. There are a few here and there and there are third party solutions to make devices secure but they are far from optimal. We have a program where I work where they bolt on a security layer to iOS to meet the security standards and it is the biggest PITA I have ever experienced. Not to mention cumbersome and intrusive. Even people here who love their Apple device can't stand using it to access the network because of the hoops they have to jump through.

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    4. Re:Well considering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So a $20 Android app can also restrict the amount of damage a remote wipe causes by containing it to only the relevant data to ActiveSync and associated attachments. This has been around for about two years now - nothing new.

    5. Re:Well considering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The few people using the PlayBook *have* to pay for apps. They pay for the exact same app that is free on Android and iOS. Why would I consider getting a device like that?

    6. Re:Well considering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that will kill off QNX too :(

      vxWorks will be so very happy.

    7. Re:Well considering by narcc · · Score: 5, Funny

      Have you used one? There is no comparison.

      After using a PB for any length of time, trying to use any Android or iOS device is like stepping back in time.

      Apple uses know that "it's all about the experience". Well, RIM has that nailed as far as tablets are concerned, and all signs point to a revolutionary UI on the new BB10 handsets.

    8. Re:Well considering by geoskd · · Score: 2

      So you're quoting a few trivial features, which marginalize their hardware, and make the claim that RIM is going to make their money in enterprise level software from here on out? The fact is that the entire line of BB hardware is on the way out, and without it, the rest of the company has no real market. As a software only provider, it is merely a matter of time before MS mops the floors with them, and as a hardware provider, they are barely an also-ran. Any way you slice it, they have no new product line, and their existing lines are demonstrably inferior in all but a few ways, with their competition passing them even in these few remaining ways soon. They are a niche player in a market that is destroying their niche. They would be better served making a speedy and reckless transition to manufacturing cooking utensils. Their impending doom is paralleled only by the spectacularly epic fail of Kodak (Whose executives to this day insist that digital photography is just a fad). Any company that uses the term "customer loyalty" in this day in age is out of touch. There simply is no such thing as brand loyalty anymore, and RIM keeps trying to trade on it. Worse still, they keep trying to make products that will appeal to corporate IT. This is a miserable bucket of fail because corporate IT doesn't get to make purchasing decisions, the end users get to make those decisions, and no IT exec is going to try to tell the VP of finance that he has to carry a BB instead of his favorite iPhone or Android. Any dumb ass in IT who tries to tell me I have to have a BB (whether the company pays for it or not), is going to find him/herself at the back of the unemployment line. I get to pick the hardware, they just have to support it.

      Corporate needs are simple for phones. Just needs to get a decent cell signal on company property, needs to support my corporate e-mail. That's it. It does not need any other fancy software. It doesn't need any kind of access control. The idea that someone is going to glean valuable corporate secrets from our e-mail correspondence is bizarre at best, and patently absurd at worst. We don't email R+D materials. We don't use the devices to transmit anything of any espionage value, and as far as data retention requirements, the Fed can subpoena anything they want directly from our email archives anyway. Long story short, being paranoid about smartphones on the corporate network doesn't require anything as fancy as RIM makes it sound, and more and more executives realize that and tell their IT folks to deal with it. IT just needs to keep the smartphone data network and the corporate data network isolated from one another. Its not exactly hard to do, as any competent IT department will long ago have realized that having WiFi on your corporate intranet without isolation is just begging for trouble anyway. At the end of the day, RIM is innovating in a saturated and shrinking market space while their core business is being stripped out from under them by competitors with actual foresight. They are dying, and their new CEO is just more of the same.

      -=Geoskd

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    9. Re:Well considering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're still way off the mark. It's not just about segregation and all of that. The world is moving to a whole new way to do business. Employees won't need or want corporate computing devices, or to be tied down to a VPN or an Exchange server. Employees will become more like independent contractors. They'll bring their own devices (which you better provide connectivity for if they're on-site), they'll bring their own email account and cloud-based document editing/creation (e.g. GDocs). You just tell them what actual work you want done, and they get a job done and get paid. Commercial real estate prices are going to plummet as this happens, and IT departments that deal mostly with in-office equipment will implode as well.

      Corporate history tells us the larger a company is the longer it will hold out against this trend. I'm sure behemoths will continue to operate stupidly for at least another 10-20 years, and Blackberry might be able to make some money off of those companies. Don't even pretend it's forward-looking though.

    10. Re:Well considering by ArhcAngel · · Score: 2

      corporate IT doesn't get to make purchasing decisions, the end users get to make those decisions,

      Actually corporate IT makes the purchasing decisions BASED on the criteria set forth by the business. In most mid to large size business that criteria is vetted through some type of security/legal department to mitigate problems before they can happen. If the business says we want iPhones then by the time IT gets involved the request is more like We must identify any and all possible attack vectors that might be exploited on the iOS platform and shore them up either through third party software or hardware. IT will consult vendors to identify the cheapest path since the business isn't willing to pay for the optimum solution to meet the requirements and then will bitch and moan about how cumbersome and glitchy it is. They will then spend an order of magnitude more money trying to fix the problem then they would have had they just purchased the right solution in the first place but it's OK because that money came out of the IT budget and not the capital budget.

      Any dumb ass in IT who tries to tell me I have to have a BB (whether the company pays for it or not), is going to find him/herself at the back of the unemployment line.

      If I am telling the VP of anything he has to have a BlackBerry (and I have) it is because the SVP/EVP told me that is what the VP had to have. You got a problem with that take it up with your boss. I simply deliver the solution I am told to.

      Corporate needs are simple for phones. Just needs to get a decent cell signal on company property, needs to support my corporate e-mail. That's it. It does not need any other fancy software. It doesn't need any kind of access control.

      I'm confused. Your saying you don't own a smart phone since all you need is to make/receive calls and get email but yet are lambasting RIM for not having a state of the art smart phone available for you who does not need one? RIM makes phones especially for you. Cheap, reliable, and sturdy. You don't have to have a BES for your email to work. For companies a little more paranoid than you though the BES is a nice option.

      The idea that someone is going to glean valuable corporate secrets from our e-mail correspondence is bizarre at best, and patently absurd at worst. We don't email R+D materials. We don't use the devices to transmit anything of any espionage value,

      It's clear from this statement you do not, in fact, know anything about what is valuable to businesses. That's not surprising as most employees, even executives, don't either. contacts list, potential deals, embarrassing ANYTHING can be used by your rivals and I've seen it happen on more than one occasion.

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    11. Re:Well considering by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

      You're obviously unaware of what RIM is doing except for what the doomsayers are trumpeting. RIM understands the work/life balance issue and the paradigm shift away from a work provided device to the BYOD [wikipedia.org] model.

      Honest question here... do you work for them? I ask because honestly, that's not what I was shooting for when I wrote what I did. When I'm saying is that RIM has nothing coming that will make the world at large sit up and take notice. Nothing. A BES bolt-on and a pseudo-VM/app thingy isn't going to make the public cream their pants and line up for hours to buy it, like they would a new iPhone. It isn't going to make gadget-heads stumble over each other trying to get their hands on one, like a high-end Android phone. It won't appeal to the budget crowd, because Android took that crowd too. BB is scrapping with Microsoft for the ass-end of the market right now, and if RIM intends to survive, that needs to change... drastically.

      The only reason RIM is accommodating the BYOD model at all is because their competition pioneered the BYOD model! Seriously - RIM is not even aiming for where the puck is now... it's following the damned thing. The Mobile Fusion "innovation" is just BB's way of accommodating existing demands - the tech is pretty and all, but it's not pushing any boundaries, and it's damned sure not taking the market at large into any sort of new direction. If anything, it's a desperate attempt to remain relevant.

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    12. Re:Well considering by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Then why is PB such an epic fail as far as sales go?

    13. Re:Well considering by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Honest answer...no I don't now nor have I ever worked for RIM. I do like their phones and truly hope they can survive and thrive but I am not naive enough to dismiss the problems they are facing. What I find frustrating is the media acting like they have been on this downward spiral for the last couple of years when in fact this is the first quarter in years their sales are down. If you take a look at their 5 year financials you would assume they are very healthy and they actually are but investors are nervous. The sound bite I hear over and over is BlackBerry is losing market share. The truth is the market has grown almost exponentially and RIM's portion of the market hasn't grown in proportion. They have been selling as many handsets as they ever have until this past quarter. The reason sales are down this quarter has less to do with the iPhone or Samsung Galaxy III or the HTC One X and everything to do with BB OS 10. BlackBerry had fanboys long before there was an iPhone and they are a loyal bunch. They are also saving their upgrade subsidy for the next great BlackBerry. I should know I have been holding off upgrading my BB Torch 9800 for six months and I was crushed to hear the release date slip again. For the record I have a 4S and several Android devices but keep going back to my BB for everyday work. Unfortunately for them and RIM the launch of BB OS 10 has slid several times. RIM very much wants to avoid the criticism they received at the launch of the PlayBook but despite the great foundation of QNX creating the next great thing is hard. Their R&D budget has gone through the roof to get this done and done right. Unlike hp they don't have a printer or PC or server or services business to fall back on so they are not going to fold like hp did with WebOS. RIM is all in.

      I took issue with your assessment of RIM's offerings and hoped to change your mind. If I haven't so be it.

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    14. Re:Well considering by narcc · · Score: 1

      No, that's from RIM's ridiculously poor marketing and training efforts.

      The tech-press panned the device for lack of a native email client, which over-shadowed the otherwise glowing reviews of the UI, leaving sales personal with the impression that it was a worthless pile of garbage.

      So, bad marketing coupled with gross incompetence on the part of sales personnel is why it didn't sell well. The product itself is still, more than a year after it's release, one of the best tablet products you can buy.

      Go ahead and try one out. You'll wish you'd never seen it. It's just impossible to go back to the second-rate UI on Android or iOS and feel even a little bit satisfied after an experience so vastly superior.

    15. Re:Well considering by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I tried one out when it was originally released (it was in the store when I was trying to find some place to buy TF101). I did not see anything to be particularly impressed about relative to Android, much less "vastly superior". Your posts would be more helpful if they actually outlined what, exactly, is so awesome about PlayBook UI relative to competitors. You actually did a decent write-up on BES before, but your posts about BB10 and PB do read like mindless fanboi drivel, unfortunately.

    16. Re:Well considering by narcc · · Score: 2

      . You actually did a decent write-up on BES before, but your posts about BB10 and PB do read like mindless fanboi drivel, unfortunately.

      Yeah, I quit caring. Facts don't mean shit to anyone here. I'd rather not get in to a flame war over tedious, unimportant, issues with irrational idiots on slashdot.

      I could compare their suite of gestures, for example, to iOS and Android but I'd just be wasting my time.

      Now, with you specifically, I don't think I'll get anywhere. I don''t believe there is anything that I can write that could possibly sway you from your current position. I encourage you to take a second look at the PlayBook's UI and compare it to iOS and Android, though I'm sure that your only goal then would be to find something that the platform doesn't do as well as one of the others (though you'll have a hard time finding such a thing) and ignore things that it does so much better than the others. (This is, oddly enough, why I'd be wasting my time here. It doesn't matter if everything was better except feature X -- feature X is all the hater would care about. Stupid waste of my time.)

      I figure fan-boy ranting is just as effective as a well-thought-out response here. Heh, and just as reasonable as the irrational, thoughtless, repeated memes RIM-is-dead / everything-they-make-sucks.

    17. Re:Well considering by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I encourage you to take a second look at the PlayBook's UI and compare it to iOS and Android, though I'm sure that your only goal then would be to find something that the platform doesn't do as well as one of the others (though you'll have a hard time finding such a thing) and ignore things that it does so much better than the others.

      Well, at the moment I can't seriously consider PlayBook for the simple reason that it's the only tablet for which there's no Skype app. Since I use Skype (both as IM and as audio/video call) daily, and since there's no chance of two dozen people on my contact list switching to something else (and why should they? it works for them), it's effectively a no go regardless of anything else. I don't know, perhaps there may be some feature that'd entice me to switch, but I can't really think of any even theoretically.

      Also, after a quick google search, I'm even more doubtful about your claims of developer popularity. So far as I can see, it still has no official Kindle app (even Windows Phone, another zombie platform, has that!), so you have to hack the Android version to run. Also, apparently, it doesn't have a stock Google Maps app nor does Google provide its own, which really sucks - it's one of the most used tablet apps for me; and on Android, by the way, Google Maps especially shines with vector maps and 3D buildings (though Apple is catching up in iOS 6.0). And, no, Bing Maps is not as good.

      "Gestures" sounds like a fairly trivial thing. There's plenty of them in Android (4.0+ esp. stole a lot from webOS now that its UX designer works for Google), and I'm sure that some things could be done better, but ultimately I care about what the device can do, not - beyond a certain point - how convenient it is to control. Android really is "good enough" as far as I'm concerned.

      I figure fan-boy ranting is just as effective as a well-thought-out response here.

      No, not really. The difference is that, if you actually have facts and numbers to back your position, a well-composed post with references for every statement has a good chance of being modded up (and hence read by more people) even if it goes contrary to the groupthink. That's one thing that sets this community apart from many others - while it does have a lot biases, if you can present your thoughts in a coherent and convincing manner, people are willing to listen. Yes, the burden is higher on you than on people who post in agreement with the groupthink - they can get +5, Insightful for "BB sucks lol". Consider it a challenge. And lest you accuse me of preaching and not practicing, here is an old post of mine that I consider a solid proof of how you can argue against groupthink and win.

      So if your goal is to educate, then fanboi ranting is not the way to go - all you'll get is a bunch of downmodded posts, and few people read at -1, so other than venting your frustration, it doesn't help any.

    18. Re:Well considering by narcc · · Score: 1

      The difference is that, if you actually have facts and numbers to back your position, a well-composed post with references for every statement has a good chance of being modded up (and hence read by more people) even if it goes contrary to the groupthink

      Don't be silly. I've had well-considered posted modded down for going against the group think, and I've had nonsense rants modded +5 insightful. I usually end up with a mix of positive and negative mods in either case. Excepting threads more than 2 deep, which generally get ignored no matter how much effort goes in to them.

      Well, at the moment I can't seriously consider PlayBook for the simple reason that it's the only tablet for which there's no Skype app.

      Considering that we were talking about the UI, I don't see how that's in any way relevant. Interesting. It fits the spirit, if not the letter, of my prediction.

      but ultimately I care about what the device can do, not - beyond a certain point - how convenient it is to control

      So, the UI isn't important. Okay. Well, the only two points I offered was that the year-old hardware is still competitive (it is) and that the UI was superior.

      As for "what it can do" if you mean "run a few specific apps" that's clearly not a limitation of the platform! it's up to MS and Amazon to provide Skype and Kindle apps. Though a recent interview with RIMs Adam Stanley shows us that they're not just sitting around waiting for them to bring apps to the platform, RIM is actively working with 100 or so "big name" groups to bring popular apps to the BB10 platform. Do you need me to look up the interview for you?

      The platform itself, again, is no limitation! Technically speaking, it's the most capable mobile platform out there. There's plenty of technical stuff to dig through if you're actually interested. (Why do I have no interest in giving specifics? Because anything I offer will be dismissed as being "no big deal" or "irrelevant to consumers" or any number of pointless wastes of time. Like above, "the UI is great" / "the UI doesn't matter" or more specific like "the gesture suite on the PB is superior to the gestures used on iOS and Android" / "Android has a bunch of gestures too!" WTF? It's ridiculous waste of bits that accomplishes nothing. We could go all the way down to something like task-switching and I'll bet the results would be the same. "Task switching is superior because of x,y,z" / "You can switch tasks in [other platform] too!" or [ignoring reasons x and z] "y doesn't matter!" You've seen it. It's a stupid waste of time.)

      And lest you accuse me of preaching and not practicing, here [slashdot.org] is an old post of mine that I consider a solid proof of how you can argue against groupthink and win.

      Nobody wins when you argue on the internet. Even in your link you don't get a concession, just more descent. The closest I've ever seen to productive argument is on c2, and that's a stretch most of the time.

      The best you can do is offer an alternative opinion. On the viability of RIM, no on gives a shit about facts, so what's the point? You'll find lot's of posts from back in 2010 declaring RIM is dead / will be dead in under a year even though they were still the #1 selling brand at the time. Pointing out that fact then was a waste then. Pointing out how well the company is actually doing today is also a waste of time (they're in absolutely no danger of becoming insolvent any time soon.) and you're officially "delusional", no matter how many numbers you offer up.

      Well reasoned post with facts and data or frustrated rant? There doesn't seem to be any difference. One is easier to write, however. Today i don't care enough to bother.

  8. Comical Ali taught him all he needed to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It probably sounded like this...

  9. RIM .. no problem by ackthpt · · Score: 2

    They're as good at positioning and marketing in the mobile information technology market as Microsoft is in the on-line advertising market.

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    1. Re:RIM .. no problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey man, Microsoft's online advertising division is worth 3.6 BILLION, last I heard.

  10. Of course by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1

    Of course he's going to say that, he's the CEO and he's expected to say that.

    Coming out and saying "we're screwed" may be technically more accurate - but it'll only hasten the demise of the company even more. Who knows? Maybe BB10 is amazing - but if he says anything other than "we're doing just fine" then he's running the risk of his careless talk meaning that it'll never ever see the light of day.

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    1. Re:Of course by magarity · · Score: 2

      Of course he's going to say that, he's the CEO and he's expected to say that.

      A good CEO in this situation would say rah-rah things like "Our team has great people working hard on our brilliant strategy to return to market dominance" or somesuch. Yes, a CEO should be eyeing a pie the sky but the given quote is head in the sand.

  11. The next Blackberry ad by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    "I'm Thorsten Heins! Try our new Blackberry. I liked the phone so much - I bought the company!"

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    1. Re:The next Blackberry ad by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if anyone remembers that old Remington shaver ad? A lot of people weren't even born yet.

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      Unfortunately, I'm old enough that I was in the target demographic for that ad...

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    3. Re:The next Blackberry ad by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      I bought the company!

      Given the way their stock price is headed, all lot of folks will be able to buy the company, like, real soon.

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    4. Re:The next Blackberry ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can say the same about the Roman Empire you know, A lot of people weren't born then either

  12. "Nothing Wrong" by Kenshin · · Score: 2

    Sure, there's nothing wrong with RIM. You could argue that. Just as you could argue with any company that's seen their market disappear from under them due to inaction. If things simply hadn't changed, they'd still be rolling along nicely.

    But that's the problem: Things change.

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    1. Re:"Nothing Wrong" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "There's nothing wrong with RIM. It's the damn customers that are all fucked up!"

    2. Re:"Nothing Wrong" by narcc · · Score: 1

      That's the Apple reply. Moron customers, always holding their products wrong...

    3. Re:"Nothing Wrong" by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It works for them alone, though. It won't work for RIM.

    4. Re:"Nothing Wrong" by narcc · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Unlike Apple, RIM makes solid products that work.

      Telling their customers that they're doing something wrong would just confuse them.

  13. Its the Customers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing wrong at all with the company or device, its all those darn customers that would rather have an iPhone or Android!

  14. In his previous job, he was heard saying.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"

  15. Sensationalist Headline by kae77 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm not sure why we're seeing all of this. But if you RTFA, you'll see a totally different message. Heins gets that they are in a lot of trouble. He's simply saying that they aren't going anywhere. They are executing their strategy in the midst of a transition. All of the negativity is expected. But they haven't lost their head, they know where they're going. The headline should read: "RIM CEO Acknowledges past, hopeful for future" Nice to see a CEO be candid about their problems.

    1. Re:Sensationalist Headline by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Well, there's "hopeful for future", and there's "blowing sunshine up the market's and shareholders' collective asses".

      History will tell which is which in this case.

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    2. Re:Sensationalist Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly right. The CEO never said there was "nothing wrong".
      What disturbs me is that the submitter put the phrase in quotes, deliberately making it seem as if the CEO uttered those words. Hence I consider the title to be an attempted troll (which is working for the time being).

    3. Re:Sensationalist Headline by jimicus · · Score: 1

      It honestly doesn't read like that. As the GP said, it's a very sensationalist headline. It'd be more accurate to say that the CEO takes the view that there is nothing wrong with the company that cannot be fixed.

      They don't have any debt, they still have revenue and while they have problems, there's plans in place to deal with them.

    4. Re:Sensationalist Headline by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      The CEO never said there was "nothing wrong".

      That is what he said. ""There's nothing wrong with the company as it exists right now," according to Reuter's.
      He went on to say "I'm not talking about the company as I, kind of, took it over six months ago. I'm talking about the company (in the) state it's in right now."
      So apparently he has magically turned things around in unexplained ways. He seems deluded.

  16. Something is wrong by hawkeey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well I think we just found one thing wrong with the company: The CEO is delusional, a liar, or both.

    1. Re:Something is wrong by firex726 · · Score: 1

      Wrong?
      Both are required for any modern CEO.

  17. More proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:More proof? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Their choice of locations speaks volumes...though it doesn't SELL volumes!

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  18. they halted stock trading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't ahve the link handy, sorry, but a few days ago the news reported that they halted RIM's stock trading because it was in a massive freefall. Investors don't believe the missed the ball as the world transitioned to smartphones, dominated by Android and iOS. Nokia and RIM are both suffering severely financially because of this. RIM is laying off 30% of its workforce and haemorrhaging money.

    There might not be room for more than 2 big players in the smartphone space and those slots are already taken by iOS (80% of smartphone profits) and Android (20% of profits). Everyone else is fighting over the table scraps.

    1. Re:they halted stock trading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The stock was halted at the end of May and at the end of June, both times briefly, because of "pending news". It was not halted because it was in a freefall.

  19. I've said so many times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is obviosuly PEBKAC

  20. Incomplete Summary by munozdj · · Score: 1

    They missed the small wave he made with his fingers when he said it. Move along.

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  21. Investors disagree by Karmashock · · Score: 2

    I feel for RIM... I really do... this whole iphone thing has f'ed them. And the android isn't helping... and a resurgent interest in smartphones by microsoft is just more bad news.

    The competition for the smartphone has increased exponentially and RIM might well not have a place in the future of it.

    I don't see how they compete with the cool factor of the iphone or the adaptability of the android.

    They still have a pretty solid lock on having the most secure phones but how long is that going to last? And more importantly, will the IT departments that care be able to enforce a RIM only standard over the cries of "But I want an iphone!!!"

    The whole situation is pretty desperate and I don't know how RIM gets out of it.

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  22. BB10 will NOT save RIM by Andrio · · Score: 1

    RIM is betting it all on BB10. But BB10 will not save RIM. Why not? Because the *only* people looking forward to BB10 are RIM investors.

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    1. Re:BB10 will NOT save RIM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having heard a bit about BB 10 I have to say the platform is cool from a geek perspective. I mean, QNX is cool stuff. The APIs they're exposing will be very familiar to developers with a POSIX, C, and C++ background. It reminds me of Meego in that regard.

      Unfortunately having "cool tech" and nothing else to show for it is not a winning strategy.

    2. Re:BB10 will NOT save RIM by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      they're betting it all on it, because that's all there is.

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    3. Re:BB10 will NOT save RIM by Ohrion · · Score: 1

      It might be cool, but it's also too little and too late. They've already alienated the majority of developers that would be writing apps for this platform.

    4. Re:BB10 will NOT save RIM by narcc · · Score: 1

      Lol! Developers are flocking the the new platform, which is very developer friendly. RIM is also having a great deal of success with their developer outreach programs.

      That is, the facts don't seem to support your assertion.

    5. Re:BB10 will NOT save RIM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am the grandparent AC. I think you sound delusional. I was wondering if you were being sarcastic but I don't think so.

      Again, cool tech, but cool tech is not enough to succeed. It won't change the world.

    6. Re:BB10 will NOT save RIM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Developers are flocking the the new platform

      [citation needed]. In what way is your post "fact" while his is assertion?

    7. Re:BB10 will NOT save RIM by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      If you're going to make such claims (and especially if you're going to boldly assert them as facts), you need to provide your sources. As it is, this is a very dubious statement - as a mobile developer, why the hell would I be "flocking" to a platform which, as of today, has half of a device running it (PB, but it is not quite BBOS10), and even that is not selling well at all?

      Of course, it also depends on how you define "flocking". If you want to see what it actually means, have a look at new apps area in iOS or Android app store. If what you mean is that it's competing with WP7 for the remaining scraps (which I find far more likely), then you need to check your dictionary.

    8. Re:BB10 will NOT save RIM by narcc · · Score: 1

      It's not my responsibility to correct your gross ignorance. Try this site.

      You'll find that developer response to BB10 has been overwhelmingly positive, and that developer Jam sessions are consistently sold-out.

      Try learning something about a product before you mindlessly bash it.

    9. Re:BB10 will NOT save RIM by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You'll find that developer response to BB10 has been overwhelmingly positive, and that developer Jam sessions are consistently sold-out.

      A positive response of ten developers out of a dozen still writing for BB is "overwhelmingly positive", but it's a meaningless metric. Same thing for sessions - how many developers do they actually cover?

      I have to conclude that you don't have any definite numbers, then.

    10. Re:BB10 will NOT save RIM by narcc · · Score: 1

      I don't even know why I bother with you.

      If you want numbers, look them up. While there is obviously no way to tell exactly how many developers have started targeting the BB platform, you can find a minimum by looking at Jam session attendance numbers. The FACTS are that thousands of new developers are committed to the platform and response to their new development tools has been overwhelmingly positive. This isn't limited to individual developers, obviously. You'll find op-eds from several game publishers extolling the virtues of the new platform and tools as well. The quickly-rising tide of new apps in AppWorld also supports my assertion. (Want numbers? Look them up yourself! Your ignorance isn't my problem.)

      It looks to me like you'd rather live in your delusional little world than face reality. Why are you so desperate to believe that RIM is dying? Why would you even care? Are you afraid that their new platform will take attention away from your favorite mobile OS? Why should that matter?

      RIM has an amazing new platform and a fantastic suite of new development tools. Developers seem to love it and are turning to the platform at a rate unimaginable a year ago. Get over it.

    11. Re:BB10 will NOT save RIM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks to me like you'd rather live in your delusional little world than face reality.

      Right back at ya. Careful though. If you wave your hands any faster you might take off.

  23. RIM adopt Android! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very simple - adapt it and make it tune to commerce/corporate - so obvious ...

  24. oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    obligatory waynes world 'and monkeys might fly out of my butt' quote

  25. The G&M is a national newspaper by addie · · Score: 1

    Slightly off-topic, but to avoid making Toronto even more of the center of the Canadian universe than it already is...

    The Globe & Mail is only a Toronto newspaper insofar as it's published in Toronto and is utterly obsessed with the Toronto Maple Leafs. It would be much more appropriate to label it a national newspaper, as it's read and distributed throughout Canada, and attempts (not always successfully) to provide a balanced perspective from all regions.

    1. Re:The G&M is a national newspaper by SgtKeeling · · Score: 1

      This really distracted me from the rest of the summary as well.

    2. Re:The G&M is a national newspaper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect they said 'Toronto paper' so people would know it was in Canada. No doubt there are plenty of people who don't know that RIM is a Canadian company.

  26. Wordsmithing FTW by Iniamyen · · Score: 1

    "There's nothing wrong with the company as it exists right now."

    BUUUUUUUT, there will be something wrong with the company when all those delayed write-offs hit the books in 6 months to a year, then you are all fucked. Haha!

    1. Re:Wordsmithing FTW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read the article you'll that the CEO never said that.
      The "nothing wrong" statement was created by someone else, probably to increase the rage of people who didn't RTFA.

  27. Could be worse... by horza · · Score: 1

    At least he didn't announce, "Good news! The company is now safe. Microsoft has decided to invest $1bn in RIM"...

    Phillip.

    1. Re:Could be worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least he hasn't yet announced "Good news! The company is now safe. Microsoft has decided to invest $1bn in RIM"...

      Phillip.

      FTFY

    2. Re:Could be worse... by idontgno · · Score: 2

      Great. Now I'm hearing that announcement in Professor Farnsworth's voice. Thanks.

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  28. Soon. by 0101000001001010 · · Score: 1

    And there'll be nothing wrong with the company as it won't exist in the near future.

  29. First sign something is wrong with the company: by billlava · · Score: 1

    The first sign that something is wrong with the company is when the CEO feels obligated to say, "There's nothing wrong with the company as it exists right now."

    It may not be the thing that he's trying to reassure us about (it probably is,) but RIM sure looks and acts like a duck that isn't going to be saved. Now Mr. Heins is just quacking like one.

  30. Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The title's phrase in quotes is a fiction -- it does not appear in the article.
    As far as I can tell, the RIM CEO never said "There's nothing wrong with the company."

  31. Thorsten Heins, Pharaoh of Both Egypts by idontgno · · Score: 2

    Lord of De Nile.

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  32. It's lonely at nation's only BlackBerry store by Trashcan+Romeo · · Score: 2

    "The lack of traffic in the forlorn BlackBerry store, which opened in 2007, also reflects how the smartphone brand has lost its allure with consumers and is in huge trouble in the U.S. market."

  33. Those alarms must be the everything is ok alarm by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

    We aren't making any money, but we don't need no stinkin' money!

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  34. Better headline: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Company Gives Away RIM Jobs, CEO Claims its Making Lots of Money

  35. Perhaps. by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

    There's nothing wrong with the company as it exists right now.

    Perhaps, but there soon will be a big fucking problem.

  36. First stage by jomcty · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, he is in the first stage right now.

  37. I think we figured out what went wrong at RIM by Cute+Fuzzy+Bunny · · Score: 0

    Their CEO isn't very well plugged into reality. Somehow they went from being THE phone for business customers to going out of business in just a few short years. Bravo!

    I'll bet he has a college degree.

    1. Re:I think we figured out what went wrong at RIM by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      Their CEO isn't very well plugged into reality. Somehow they went from being THE phone for business customers to going out of business in just a few short years. Bravo!

      I'll bet he has a college degree.

      He's only been CEO for six months. The problems didn't happen on his watch and he has an impossible task to fix them.

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    2. Re:I think we figured out what went wrong at RIM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, except he's been with the company 5 years. He joined as Sr. VP of BlackBerry Handheld Business Unit then became Chief Operating Officer of Product a few years before becoming CEO. I'd say he was in charge of the problem divisions during the time in which the problem happened... roughly 5 years ago when the iPhone came out and disrupted the market... What had he been doing for 5 years in charge of the handset business?

      The man gets no sympathy from me, and I was previously a shareholder who spoke with his wallet...

  38. Ain't nothing wrong with this Titanic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sure we hit an iceberg and it is listing and taking on water, but as you see we aren't drowning yet. In fact I'm going to go get myself a gimlet and chill it iceberg shavings and listen to the band.

  39. Hard to regain lost market by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

    The brilliant thing about apps, from a manufacturer's perspective, is they lock the consumer into using a particular platform. Apple users are reluctant to abandon their app libraries, as are Android users. Folks who have already left RIM for the others over the past couple of years won't be be coming back without something really extraordinary coming from RIM. Which does not appear likely. At best they can hope to mitigate the exodus in order to buy enough time to win some market share back. Personally, I think it's hopeless.

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  40. We Are A PERFECTLY GOOD Company by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

    It is only our PHONES that SUCK.

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    1. Re:We Are A PERFECTLY GOOD Company by jhoegl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The reasons our phones dont suck is because we have stuck with an out of reach business model whilst being probed from behind by other smartphone makers.
      Want email AND contacts AND calendar? Well, then BlackBerry server is for you. It is another item your corporation has to sink money into and IT resources in.
      What? Your phone lost connectivity to our server? Well, the fix is simple! A security wipe of the phone and a reset of your Blackberry server account by your IT will do the trick!
      Nothing could be more simple!
      Had an app you needed for work on the phone? Well, lets hope you backed it up, or your organization will have to pay for it again.

      No other email service offers remote wipe like we do. Oh wait, they do? Well, we also offer encryption, wait they do natively?
      What about our cool mouseball, no one else has that patented feature! Or our mini-thumb-track system, which is so annoying only the pains in your thumb know it is the real thing!
      WEEEEEE!
      Yeah... they were doomed when smart phones started supporting Exchange.

    2. Re:We Are A PERFECTLY GOOD Company by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

      The only solution is for Microsoft to acquire RIM.

      Then, the shitstorm will be perfect.

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    3. Re:We Are A PERFECTLY GOOD Company by NightLamp · · Score: 1

      MicroTwitFaceNokiRimBbmTerest

      dotcom

  41. False material statement by fermion · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this, at some later time if the stock plummets, could be seen as a false material statement, an attempt to defraud the stockholders. The stock seems to be 10% of the value at the beginning of 2011. Another drop like this puts in the dollar stock.

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  42. The Company is absolutely fine.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...our products on the other hand are getting a little long in the tooth...

  43. CEO doing what he is good at by xs650 · · Score: 1

    He is giving another RIM job

  44. There's Nothing Wrong With the Company... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    ...that the bankruptcy courts can't fix.

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  45. They bet on Flash and they bet wrong. by BLToday · · Score: 1

    I remember I had this discussion with a friend when RIM announced that the Playbook relied heavily on Flash. It was the wrong strategy because the logic of the strategy was "Let's do the exact opposite of Apple. If Apple was not going to support Flash, we will support it everywhere in our OS." They could have moved and maintain old Blackberry OS down the line to feature phones and develop BBOS10 as the "smarter" phone platform with technologies they could control.

    1. Re:They bet on Flash and they bet wrong. by narcc · · Score: 1

      I remember I had this discussion with a friend when RIM announced that the Playbook relied heavily on Flash.

      That never happened. Well, the discussion may have happened, but he announcement never did.

      Adobe AIR was one of several different ways to develop for their new platform, and still is, but the PlayBook does not and has never "relied heavily on Flash". Again, no announcement was ever made, that was all in your imagination.

      On Flash:
      However, having good flash support on the tablet is fantastic. Lots of sites are accessible to me that are not accessible on iOS (due to Apples hubris) or Android (due to shitty flash support). It's fantastic. I don't need an app for every media-centric website. I can just use the damn website!

      On the future post Flash:
      It's also nice having access to the leading-edge of the web with the best HTML5 support on any tablet in the market. Call me when iOS gets webgl support. I won't be waiting.

    2. Re:They bet on Flash and they bet wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call me when iOS gets webgl support. I won't be waiting.

      WebGL is already available on iOS and has been since iOS 4.2 - long before the PlayBook. However, support is experimental and only available generally for use in iAd. You can, however, enable it for testing with a bit of coding - see the following links:

      http://atnan.com/blog/2011/11/03/enabling-and-using-webgl-on-ios/
      http://atnan.com/blog/2011/11/07/amazing-response-to-my-ios-webgl-hack/

  46. Of course by sjames · · Score: 1

    And then he leapt onto his mighty unipeg and flew off into the night shouting "second star to the right and straight on till morning!".

  47. So, what would you do if you were CEO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, the excrement's hitting the fan and you just took over as CEO after the last d-bag CEO bailed out on his golden parachute. What do you do?

    A) Say your company is in really bad shape in gory detail.
    Guess what happens?
    -Your investors and creditors bail out, giving you zero financial room to maneuver. It's the business equivalent of running out of gas in the middle of the freeway.
    -Your engineering staff bail out or get headhunted by your rivals, gutting your ability to make new products. The people who stay are the least capable ones.
    -Your competitors start circling overhead looking at whether a takeover would look good, which you now have to deal with
    -Your shareholders call up their lawyers and you have to spend time staving off shareholder lawsuits. Remember, whatever details you just gave about how bad the situation is, is admissible in court.
    -The press writes you off for dead, meaning that no one will touch your products or technology. Your revenue dries up.

    In short, game over.

    B) Say your problems are minor and you've got a plan to fix them that's proceeding smoothly
    Less of the above still happens but you get a lot of benefit of the doubt depending on how persuasive you are.

    In short, panic kills. This is just as much true for a corporate crisis as it is a fire in a building or evacuating a sinking aircraft. An organized group of people can still solve a problem, even if they're individually nervous; a panicked mob can't.

    And all the /. crowd can manage to say is "HURR DURR DENIAL LOL!!!1!1!!". You people are such a sad lot.

  48. RIM will rise again. by Yaztromo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...although I doubt they'll ever rise back to pre-iPhone prominence.

    Allow me to preface this by noting that I'm not a fan of RIM's current devices or software. I don't own a Blackberry, or any other cell phone for that matter (I truly have no desire to talk to on the phone. I have a 3G iPad and an iPod touch for messaging and Internet access). I find their phones uninspired, and their existing OS lineup and development environment to be highly fragmented, with older OS based devices often available at the same time as newer OS based devices, and little upgradability to newer OS's on older devices -- not exactly the most developer-friendly sort of environment.

    I'm also not a fan of how they cow-tow to carriers, particularly here in North America. Specifically here in Canada (RIM's home country), newer phones and devices are often available elsewhere first, and Canadians frequently have to wait months for newer models to be made available, after they've already launched elsewhere.

    All that being said, RIM still has over $2 billion sitting in the bank, and they still have a lot of talented people, and own some impressive technologies. I was particularly heartened when I had heard they bought QNX Software Solutions. QNX is quite the powerhouse of an OS that most PC users aren't familiar with, but which has made quite the name for itself in the embedded space as an efficient and extremely stable microkernel based RTOS (Real Time OS) which has powered PC's, vehicles telematics systems, and carrier grade routers, along with a variety of industrial embedded systems. In short, it's an excellent OS for driving smart phones and tablets.

    So RIM has the money, they have the technology, and they have the talent -- and now they have an excellent POSIX compliant OS to base their devices off. I think they're in the right space -- assuming they can execute successfully. They really need to get their software game up, make the OS front and centre, provide best-of-breed development tools and systems, and wean themselves off the idea that the carriers are their device customers. Where Apple really succeeded with the iPhones was in their being able to tell carriers how things were going to work, and in many regions selling their devices directly to customers completely unlocked (which was a real breath of fresh air here in Canada), cutting the carriers out of the loop when it came to device features and functionality. RIM needs to play hardball with the carriers, and if the carriers don't want to play by their ground rules, they too needs to sell unlocked devices directly to consumers, so that their biggest fans don't have to wait for nearly a year (or more) to get the latest and greatest devices. And if they're not going to take older devices out of the sales channels as soon as they're replaced, they at least need to ensure those devices can be upgraded to the latest OS (i.e.: they shouldn't be permitting the retail sale of new devices that can't run the latest and greatest OS. A mishmash of BB OS options available simultaneously on new devices isn't good for a software ecosystem).

    If they can do those things, they have all the things they need to persevere and even return to some form of prominence. Their devices could be great and even desirable once more, and even the Playbook could find a useful niche. But they have to get their software strategy on track, based on a standard OS core across devices and device families, make it friendly and easy to develop for, and start putting the end-user first, and the carriers second. Then they'll be able to produce devices more people will actually want.

    As such, I don't feel the death spiral is inevitable. The pieces are all there for them to get back on track, and as a Canadian I hope they get their development plans in order, get the right people working on the right projects, and execute a smart plan to make devices people want to own.

    Yaz

    1. Re:RIM will rise again. by acoustix · · Score: 1

      I wish I had points to mod you up. The writing is most definitely NOT on the wall. They have a chance to redeem themselves with their new line of phones based on QNX and their new mobile management server software appears to be very promising. We'll know by next summer.

      --
      "A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
    2. Re:RIM will rise again. by turkeyfeathers · · Score: 1

      Of course they will rise again. In good Canadian fashion, once they go bankrupt a mining exploration company will buy the shell.

    3. Re:RIM will rise again. by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      RIM have a strategy, at least, with QNX, Qt and HTML5 plus android app player.

      We should at least give them credit for trying where HP (pre 3) & Nokia (n9) abandoned their dreams.

  49. Lord of All Mobile Email... by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    RIM had it once.

    Then Apple opened up truly mobile computing and RIM didn't respond.

    End of story.

  50. As I recall... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the Titanic was unsinkable.

  51. There is nothing wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Rumors of icebergs of any shape or form coming into contact with this vessel are complete fabrication. Return to your cabins."

  52. Anyone else seeing 7 headstones in the BB logo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't unsee it.

  53. Great phones with crippling permissions by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

    BB phones are actually pretty good for corporate types. They're tough, simple, have great keyboards, battery life, and so on. For corporate tough the basic phones do exactly what they need and do it well. Corporate types have a few critical needs: they need security and they need to respond to long emails with long emails. They don't need GPS, Angry Birds, or much else. I am not saying that BBs are better than the competition overall but they are extremely fit for the purpose they are put to with a single glaring exception. They are often crippled as someone who just stepped on a land mine.

    First the Telcos often throw a few little twists of their own limiting things such as browsing over Wi Fi. Then the corporate IT people have and usually abuse the ability to set various permissions such as no installed Apps, no browsing certain web sites, and other anger inducing features. Phones such as the iPhone don't have these anger inducing features and leave lots of room for people to love them.

    RIM could pull its ass out of the fire tomorrow morning by releasing an update that eliminated all blocks that have been imposed by telcos and IT departments. These people would scream and moan and make long lists as to how RIM had ruined their lives but seeing that RIM accountants must be looking up Novell as a case study it is time for bold moves that would suddenly turn that resented little brick into something they would fall in love with again.

    My only memories of Novell are how much of a drag it was on my system and how the IT people would dominate my laptop until I just bought my own. Oh wait isn't that just like all the people given free BBs who go out and buy their own iPhones.

    There are BB people and there are iPhone like people. BB can keep those people if they could give them a reason; QNX is not a reason. Freedom is a reason.

  54. Shitty phones may be the problem. by NoisySplatter · · Score: 1

    There is something wrong with the company. They produce phones with minimal storage, especially for applications, and outdated interfaces. The browser is especially terrible.

    --
    In Soviet Russia meme tires of you!
    1. Re:Shitty phones may be the problem. by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Curious why you say the browser is terrible? It's a webkit browser and compliance wise ranks among the top mobile browsers out there.

      Usually statements like these indicate that someone has had experience with a device from a couple-few years ago - os5 or earlier -and hasn't ever looked back at the platform since.

    2. Re:Shitty phones may be the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is something wrong with the company. They produce phones with minimal storage, especially for applications, and outdated interfaces. The browser is especially terrible.

      The keyboard makes me not care much about anything else...... but I use phones only for email.

    3. Re:Shitty phones may be the problem. by NoisySplatter · · Score: 1

      I had a Blackberry Torch 9800 for 2 years and switched to a Samsung Galaxy S2 in March. I was really sad to lose BBM and the physical keyboard, but I find that I like the Galaxy a lot.

      My main problem with the browser stems from the phone's hardware now that I think about it actually. The browser was constantly asking me to close pages because it "ran out of memory". Interestingly enough this happened most on Slashdot, but wasn't limited to just this site. Pretty much any graphically intense page also had the problem.

      --
      In Soviet Russia meme tires of you!
    4. Re:Shitty phones may be the problem. by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. That's improved in newer phones w/ more memory, but it really shouldn't have been happening to begin with.

      I'm actually looking at an S3, but that's mostly because I'll be getting a free BB10 device upgrade - currently have an alpha device - for completing some app development for the platform anyway. If I weren't, I'd probably hold off on AT&T contract renewal to pick one up. The problem I have with Android is that it doesn't handle actual multitasking - I find task switching cumbersome in a way that it isn't on the BB (both old BB and upcoming BB10).

      That said, it's foolish to limit myself to doing just BB dev - not when RIM's future is this uncertain. I'll still dev for it, but plan to expand into android as well when I pick up the S3.

    5. Re:Shitty phones may be the problem. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The problem I have with Android is that it doesn't handle actual multitasking - I find task switching cumbersome in a way that it isn't on the BB (both old BB and upcoming BB10).

      This seems to be two distinct problems ("no actual multitasking" and "task switcher is cumbersome"). For the former, it's plainly wrong, since an app can start a background activity to do whatever it wants, and many apps do just that - the only requirement there is to provide a notification (to make the user aware that something's going to eat his battery at an increased rate). For the latter, have you seen the task switcher in ICS?

  55. Re:RIM will rise if they are kneaded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great! We'll see if they can catch up... I mean, "execute," in the manner that makes sense to you. In the mean time they aren't picking up market share any time soon, and I see more business people recommending the iPhone to each other, and businesses that have let it into their IT stable because it works in both the business and personal space (don't forget business people have lives outside of work) and gosh darn people like them!

    In the mean time...

    RIM needs to play hardball with the carriers, and if the carriers don't want to play by their ground rules, they too needs to sell unlocked devices directly to consumers, so that their biggest fans don't have to wait for nearly a year (or more) to get the latest and greatest devices.

    Right! Where would any of these devices be without the carriers? And just because it worked for Apple, because there was pent up demand for something new, doesn't mean RIM can be successful with a similar attempt, after Apple and Android have sucked up so many customers. When's the last time you remember a newly popularized innovation being overtake in the market, for a second time? Android and Apple have developers, customers, apps for multiple markets and lots of multi-year contracts... RIM has a phone.

  56. Is that why people are complaining... RIM jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? Is that why people are complaining about the lack of RIM jobs available?

  57. We must not allow a mine shaft gap! by Chas · · Score: 1

    I basically see a lot of this happening right now.

    --


    Chas - The one, the only.
    THANK GOD!!!
  58. That guy gives me the creeps. by santax · · Score: 1

    Met him once while I accidentally walked into a gay-rights-conference. he gave me a card with 'RIM CEO'... I told him, man, you can't do that... You just can't do that... Brrrr.

  59. But there is no plausible future by sirwired · · Score: 2

    RIM has yet to present any vision where it has a plausible future as anything but, at best, a marginal maker of nice "feature phones", and even that's unlikely, given their cost structure. Yes, they have cash on hand now, but what good is it doing them? What can they invest it in, beyond the new software, to rescue the company from the death spiral? RIM is in the same boat as Nokia right now, only without the MS-funded lifeline; they are a company with an expensive cost structure selling a shitload of phones into very cost-sensitive markets. One that the Koreans are becoming better and better at, for a lot less money.

    They are stupendously late to the smartphone party, and they just announced it'll be another six months. It doesn't matter if the new software is so great, it ushers in the second coming of Steve Jobs; it's horribly late, and cannot possibly bring anything compelling enough to the party that they'll attract the developers needed to make it a viable platform.

    Apple rose from certain doom because it outright created, from whole cloth, the MP3 player market. Existing MP3 players at that point were clunky and awkward geek toys that rightfully sold poorly; the iPod brought something truly different to the party, with a nice computer-based back end for an elegant front-end. Nothing we have seen about the new BB software has shown it to be paradigm-changing in any way. It's just another mobile operating system, in a market that already has three perfectly usable players. They simply haven't announced a single compelling feature that cannot be quickly duplicated on another platform. Their traditional strength, the enterprise market, has already shifted to the other players, which have more than caught up in that space.

    1. Re:But there is no plausible future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would argue that RIM doesn't need to reinvent itself or conjure something market-changing in order to survive; all they need to do is hang on to the Enterprise market. Your point is well taken that they have lost some of that market -- although i don't know that they've lost as much as you say.

      And the new platform is already attracting lots of developer interest; RIM's developer conferences are selling out. Will they ever have the developer numbers that Apple does? Unlikely. But developers like BlackBerry because they can make money; the user base is willing to be more spendy when it comes to apps.

      By the way, every BlackBerry made for the last decade has been a smartphone; they've been email-capable devices that supported both in-house and third-party app development. I'm not sure what your definition of "smartphone" is, but you're way off in believing that BlackBerries haven't met that definition for many years.

  60. Re:RIM will rise if they are kneaded by Yaztromo · · Score: 1

    Right! Where would any of these devices be without the carriers? And just because it worked for Apple, because there was pent up demand for something new, doesn't mean RIM can be successful with a similar attempt, after Apple and Android have sucked up so many customers.

    I think that RIM has to do it precisely because Apple did it. Apple changed the game by putting end-user interests first. The failings of RIM and others were in putting the carriers first, and high-end customers who go after smart phones now expect to be able to buy unlocked, new models on the day they are released, with little or no carrier-specific restrictions.

    You have to go with end-user expectations. Go against those expectations, and people are going to go with the device that meets them. It is simply yet to be seen if RIM has sufficiently read the writing on the wall to see that they need to meet end-user needs first, and not carrier needs first. I posit simply that if they do see this, then they have a chance for redemption. If they stick with the "please-the-carrier-first" idea they've followed thus far, they're going to have a much harder go of it -- the time is passing where customers are willing to wait an extra year for the latest and greatest device because carrier XYZ hasn't certified it yet, and when they do you get it it's with the carrier logo silkscreened on the front, carrier locks applied, and their useless apps pre-installed.

    Yaz

  61. Why are they lying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If nothing is wrong, then why are they lying and say that they will fire 5.000 people while the actual number of layoffs is 8.000? This is seriously messed up company.

    1. Re:Why are they lying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [citation needed]

  62. According to a certain "annointed one"..... by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 0

    The private sector is doing fine.

  63. RIM open your mind and protocols by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RIM has been sleeping for many years because they had a good positioning in the market, but their phones and smartphones are obsolete, slow the only chance they have to survive is to provide the BES services for other devices, they should sell Blackberry apps for iPhone and Android this way enterprise users could continue to use their services avoiding to bring with themselves two mobile devices. RIM and CEO please listen to my advice don't waste your time, free the protocol and start opening otherwise you'll be out of the market within 1.5 years as Nokia will do.

  64. I forget... by khipu · · Score: 1

    Denial comes before anger and acceptance, right?

    Or, in this case perhaps, denial comes before the golden parachute.

  65. Re:RIM will rise if they are kneaded by khipu · · Score: 1

    Unlocked, carrier independent smartphones were common in many places around the world before Apple, pioneered by companies like Nokia. Given how long Apple's phones were carrier locked, all Apple really did was to replace one evil overpriced corporate master (AT&T) with another one (Apple). For the US, that may seem like an advantage, in the rest of the world it was a step back.

  66. Reminds me of the scene in Airplane by Flipao · · Score: 1

    where Leslie Nielsen's nose starts growing after he says there's nothing to worry about :)

  67. Re:RIM will rise if they are kneaded by Yaztromo · · Score: 2

    Unlocked, carrier independent smartphones were common in many places around the world before Apple, pioneered by companies like Nokia. Given how long Apple's phones were carrier locked, all Apple really did was to replace one evil overpriced corporate master (AT&T) with another one (Apple). For the US, that may seem like an advantage, in the rest of the world it was a step back.

    I never made any claim that Apple was the first to do this -- but they certainly popularized the concept in the minds of consumers, at least here in North America. And if you read back in the thread, you'll note I mentioned which country I live in (hint -- it's not the US).

    Having spent quite a good bit of time in Europe and Asia these last few years, I'm well aware that in many countries, SIM unlocked phones are common. However, in regions where they aren't (like pretty much all of North America, no thanks in part to the history of parallel, incompatible CDMA and GSM networks) most hardware manufacturers were more than happy to go with "business as usual" and simply sell to the carriers, and not directly to consumers. They were all more than happy to allow the carriers to lock the phones however they wanted, limiting (and in some cases even removing) features available in the rest of the world. Apple refused to play this way, and changed the game. Here in Canada (I've saved you from having to go back and look it up), Apple released the iPhone 3G without an exclusive carrier like in the US, and by the time the 3GS rolled around, Apple was selling them directly to customers completely SIM unlocked, so you could use them on any carrier (this was at a time when AT&T still had an exclusive contract for the iPhones in the US, resulting in many Americans buying their iPhones in Canada so they could get unlocked versions).

    In context of this discussion this is important, because North America (and Canada in particular) is RIM's own backyard. RIM needs to be able to "win" (for some definition of "win") in their home territory if they want to be taken seriously. Which means they're going to have to appeal to the needs of its end-users, and not the needs and whims of the carriers if they want to succeed. The model in their backyard has changed thanks to Apple -- the genie is out of the bottle, and they won't be able to stuff it back in and succeed simultaneously.

    Yaz

  68. Rim is a good company by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    Why do Americans like to step on companies that have great technology, that have secure communication, and were leaders. True their handheld device is older and the new one is slow to reach production market stage, but RIM has never cheated anyone, never patent trolled, has not gone to court to bar competitors, or done all the tricks to prevent competitors from coming to the marketplace.

    Their service is reliable, if not more than most.
    You have a valid complaint if the handheld device is not of recent design. Other than that, what have you to say?
    One analogy I have is that your father should be shot because he does not know how to use an Iphone or a tablet. Your father does not have the right to hold a job because of the mentioned deficiencies.

    Keep away from negative people, they are not your friends. The USA was not built by negative thinking people.

    --
    Leslie Satenstein Montreal Quebec Canada
    1. Re:Rim is a good company by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Because America is one of the last places on earth where anyone can actually become successful from their own abilities, motivation and ambition. When that doesn't happen they decide it's the system that's screwed them not their lack of those three main ingredients of success. So when someone of success begins to falter and fail it is cheered by the inept as a sort of success.

      --
      Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
  69. Re:RIM will rise if they are kneaded by khipu · · Score: 1

    I never made any claim that Apple was the first to do this

    Yes, you did. You said "Apple changed the game by putting end-user interests first". Apple did neither. The only thing Apple put first is their bottom line, by selling phones that weren't just carrier locked but also much more expensive than other vendors and locked into Apple's app store. Palm and Nokia sold plenty of smart phones that were unlocked and unrestricted in the US, long before Apple, and Apple's policies were a step backwards.

    As for RIM, they are toast. Anybody who wants control over their smart phone can get an unlocked multiband Android phone. Or they can just buy a cheap prepaid Android phone and not worry about carrier lock-in. For the price of a single iPhone 4S, you can get four Android phones, one on each major US phone network, if you like, making the issue of lock-in moot.

  70. OMG. Write Puts against these idiots immediately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to make money, buy long term put options, then wait. Profit.

  71. Re:RIM will rise if they are kneaded by Yaztromo · · Score: 1

    I never made any claim that Apple was the first to do this

    Yes, you did. You said "Apple changed the game by putting end-user interests first".

    Reading comprehension 101: Apple may have changed the game, but that doesn't imply that they were the first to do so. Simply that they were big and important enough in the industry to be able to force a useful concept where others had either a) not tried, or b) failed to gain sufficient traction or mindshare. Again, I didn't claim they were first -- you incorrectly inferred that. I suggest you look up the concept of "First Follower".

    Yaz

  72. Or... Yes, Minister reference by Kergan · · Score: 1

    First rule of politics: never believe anything until it is officially denied.

  73. Re:RIM will rise if they are kneaded by khipu · · Score: 1

    Yeah, "Reading Comprehension 101", take it to heart. You say that Apple caused a change from a customer-hostile to a customer-friendly market. I'm saying that no such change took place at all. Before Apple, some phones were unlocked and unbranded, while others were locked and tied into some company's expensive "ecosystem", and after iPhone... it's the same. And if you really want a cost-effective, unlocked, unrestricted smartphone, a $800 iPhone 4S is the wrong phone to get.

  74. Motorola DynaTAC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who was the industry leader in the cellphone market in 1998? Where are they today?

    RIM is just one of many to fall.

  75. Really RIM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If nothings wrong why the F*** was I laid off, nothing was wrong my any of my employee evaluations?