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Plan to Slow Global Warming By Dumping Iron Sulphate into Oceans

ananyo writes "In the search for methods of geoengineering to limit global warming, it seems that stimulating the growth of algae in the oceans might be an efficient way of removing excess carbon dioxide from the atmosphere after all. Despite attracting controversy and a UN moratorium, as well as previous studies suggesting that this approach was ineffective, a recent analysis of an ocean-fertilization experiment eight years ago in the Southern Ocean indicates that encouraging algal blooms to grow can soak up carbon that is then deposited in the deep ocean as the algae die. Each atom of added iron pulled at least 13,000 atoms of carbon out of the atmosphere by encouraging algal growth which, through photosynthesis, captures carbon. The team reports that much of the captured carbon was transported to the deep ocean, where it will remain sequestered for centuries — a 'carbon sink' (abstract)."

407 comments

  1. Missing tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Where's the good-luck-with-that what-could-possibly-go-wrong tag?

    1. Re:Missing tag by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      took care of that for you...

  2. prost fist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Algae in my pool, bad.

    algae in the ocean, good.

    whatever.

  3. Ending badly? by eisonlyme · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I always worry about these ideas, they seem good in theory, but in reality you can just end up with a cane toad problem..i.e. when the algae has covered all the oceans we have no pollution...but also no fish....
    anywho...maybe we can just set fire to the algae if it gets out of control...

    --
    I'm not going to lie..things with clock speeds turn me on...
    1. Re:Ending badly? by thoughtfulbloke · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I wouldn't worry about algal carbon sequestering leading to no fish, the acidification of the oceans from current atmospheric carbon levels will take care of that.

    2. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, what we need is gorillas. They'll kill the snakes, then die off in the Winter.

      Problem solved.

    3. Re:Ending badly? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      .. maybe we can just set fire to the algae if it gets out of control...

      Or we can try this on a trial basis, and scale it up if it seems to be working. When the algae sinks, carrying the carbon to the bottom of the ocean, it takes the iron with it. So when we stop putting the iron in, the amount of algae returns to normal, so it is unlikely to "get out of control." Sure, there might be some side effects, but there will probably be even bigger side effects if we do nothing. And the side effects are not all bad: it should increase the amount of fish that can be sustainably harvested.

    4. Re:Ending badly? by aXis100 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's not a new thing - iron dust has been blowing into the oceans for millenia.

      Recent urban development around our coastlines have significantly reduced this natural nutrient source, so projects like this are really just restoring balance.

    5. Re:Ending badly? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I always worry about these ideas, they seem good in theory, but in reality you can just end up with a cane toad problem..i.e. when the algae has covered all the oceans we have no pollution...but also no fish....

      anywho...maybe we can just set fire to the algae if it gets out of control...

      The underlying problem is, people are willing to consider anything - except addressing the cause of the problem.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    6. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The basic problem I can see is that the ocean is a complex set of currents that moves nutrients around. Dumping a compound into the ocean at one point to encourage algae blooms may sequester carbon in that location but it also locks up other nutrients as well that would have normally travelled to another part of the ocean. Now maybe such an action will disturb the proliferation of jellyfish somewhere but it's more likely that the missing nutrients will simply impede the growth of algae in another location where, instead of simply dying and sequestering carbon at the bottom of the ocean (from which it will eventually bubble up as methane at some future time) the algae would have provided the base of some local food chain. SO, in short, we lock up both carbon and nutrients in some normally unused part of the ocean while starving another part of the ocean for nutrients.

      Yeah, terraforming is an interesting science but it's a risky one when you only have one test case and every bit of life you know of in the universe lives in that single test case.

      But, I did see reports of the earlier test case and the motivation behind it. It wasn't really all about saving the planet as much as it was about creating a measurable amount of carbon credits that had a solid monetary value. That was the real motive, creating a way to manufacture carbon credits for sale. The test was done to see if they could find the ratio of carbon sequestered per ton of iron compound dumped into the ocean. That way they could dump a known amount of iron in the ocean and then sell a calculated amount of carbon credits on the carbon credit exchange.

    7. Re:Ending badly? by saxoholic · · Score: 5, Funny

      These ideas always sicken me, we will be paying corporations out of our tax dollars for the air we breathe, hmm, that's going to work out well, 'NOT'.

      Quick! Someone trademark the brand name Perri-Air

    8. Re:Ending badly? by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And the side effects are not all bad: it should increase the amount of fish that can be sustainably harvested.

      Indeed, it could overall be a GOOD thing for the overall biosphere.

      As you said, I'd suggest trying it in a small region first, and if no negatives are found, try it in a slightly larger area.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    9. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and this is why IT Managers and Java coders are not brought in to work on complex environmental problems.

    10. Re:Ending badly? by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The underlying problem is, people are willing to consider anything - except addressing the cause of the problem.

      The underlying problem is too hard to solve with current technology. According to Hansen et al, we need to get the CO2 levels down to 350ppm if we want to be safe. This means, not only must we immediately stop adding CO2 to the atmosphere, we also need to remove some of it.

      So think of all the things you do that add CO2 to the atmosphere (of course breathing doesn't count because it is net neutral). That is pretty near everything. Imagine if we stopped all that immediately. Not only would we have to switch over to nuclear, we'd also have to stop driving. And flying. Good luck at that, it would be economic suicide.

      No one is willing to do that, so the only proposals are things like Kyoto, which did little, or Copenhagen, which would have done nothing.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    11. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      And the side effects are not all bad: it should increase the amount of fish that can be sustainably harvested.

      The 2 side effects mentioned in the article both kill fish. Toxic algal blooms poison fish, either causing them to grow abnormally or death. Depleted oxygen levels does the same thing to the fish as it does to you, suffocation.

    12. Re:Ending badly? by pinkushun · · Score: 1

      Its no worse an idea than say ocean trawling or deep sea oil drilling.

    13. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until the algae depletes the oxygen and creates a new dead zone.

    14. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "you can just end up with a cane toad problem"

      The real problem is that you aren't thinking of a solution to the solution. Eat cane toads. Seriously, what's the BFD?

      Mod me troll, but...

    15. Re:Ending badly? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 4, Informative

      "I always worry about these ideas, they seem good in theory, but in reality you can just end up with a cane toad problem..."

      Mod parent up.

      Without any doubt. FAR more study would have to be done, over a LONG period of time, before any direct messing with the ecology should be attempted.

      I live near a lake that was once called, by National Geographic, one of the 12 most beautiful lakes in the world (and it is a rather large lake, as such things go). And there were wonderful fish in the lake; salmonids, plentiful and tasty.

      Local businesses, recognizing that fishing was a major tourist attraction, pressured the state Fish & Wildlife Commission to "improve" the fishery.

      I could go on for a long time. But suffice it to say that they did one thing that was well-intended, and supposed to help the fish population. But it had unintended consequences. Then they fooled with the ecology again, to try to fix their first fuckup, but THAT had unintended consequences. Then they did it AGAIN, to fix that one, and THAT had unintended consequences.

      The long and short of it is: they averted total disaster from their first mistakes, but the fishery is nowhere near as healthy and strong and plentiful as when they first tried to intervene. And yes, it is all directly attributable to their actions.

      BE VERY CAREFUL BEFORE YOU FUCK WITH THE ECOLOGY. THE LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES IS LIKELY TO BITE YOU IN THE ASS.

      We have seen this in so many different ways. These people should have their heads examined if they propose to do it anytime soon. Long-term study is needed, even if things get bad. Anyone who tries it before thorough long-term studies are done is probably deserving of being taken out and shot.

    16. Re:Ending badly? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      I can't resist replying just to say: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

      Best I've had all day.

    17. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The underlying problem is, people are willing to consider anything - except addressing the cause of the problem.

      What, you want us to jeopardize the 'business as usual', just when things are going so well?

      Don't be absurd.

    18. Re:Ending badly? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      "No one is willing to do that, so the only proposals are things like Kyoto, which did little, or Copenhagen, which would have done nothing."

      It's not that they're UNWILLING to do that, at all. It's that it would be so enormously expensive, they want SOLID proof before going down that road. Evidence that has so far not been forthcoming.

      Seriously: the cost of sequestering enough carbon dioxide to prevent 0.5 degree C warming over the next hundred years, has been estimated to be about the same as the cost of completely eliminating world hunger, even after considering inflation.

      Which is the better investment?

      I'm not saying that it's not a good thing to do, but we HAVE to consider the question of what is the better expenditure of resources. And at this point we don't have an answer.

    19. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, vast kudos for your clear-sighted analysis, which makes it obvious that the solution to this problem was never technological at all! All we've ever needed to do is just kill all the fat white American Republicans (and your Nobel is on its way, don't go anywhere because you'll have to sign.).

    20. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course breathing doesn't count because it is net neutral

      Net neutral is not good enough. The CO2 stays in the atmosphere in the average of 30000 years, according to Carlo Rubbia.

    21. Re:Ending badly? by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      The underlying problem is too hard to solve with current political will. Nobody is suggesting we change everything overnight but considering we burn 5 billion tons of coal/yr and that every fuctioning coal plant on the planet has been built (and in many cases rebuilt) since I was born, 50yrs is plenty of time to convert to renewables. If it wasn't for vested interests this would happen in a similar way to how the current FF infrastructure was built (hardly noticable to the casual observer). If you want more evidence of what a determined government can build in that sort of time span then just compare 1970's China to it's current status as an economic super-power.

      BTW: The top two sources of CO2 emissions are coal and oil in that order, concrete and land use come a distant 3rd and 4th. However we don't have to stop all emissions, what we need to do is get them back down to the 3Gt can be safely absorbed by the biosphere. This is where the "cap" in "cap and trade" comes from.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    22. Re:Ending badly? by khipu · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The underlying problem is too hard to solve with current technology. According to Hansen et al, we need to get the CO2 levels down to 350ppm if we want to be safe. This means, not only must we immediately stop adding CO2 to the atmosphere, we also need to remove some of it.

      Hansen is someone who spreads FUD to gain notoriety. Read the IPCC instead. It contains a lot of scary imagery too, but ultimately, you can find a simple cost/benefit analysis, which sums it up:

      http://www.ipcc.ch/publications_and_data/ar4/syr/en/mains5-7.html

      For increases in global average temperature of less than 1 to 3ÂC above 1980-1999 levels, some impacts are projected to produce market benefits in some places and sectors while, at the same time, imposing costs in other places and sectors. Global mean losses could be 1 to 5% of GDP for 4ÂC of warming, but regional losses could be substantially higher.

      Limited and early analytical results from integrated analyses of the global costs and benefits of mitigation indicate that these are broadly comparable in magnitude, but do not as yet permit an unambiguous determination of an emissions pathway or stabilisation level where benefits exceed costs.

      The idea that we should dump vast quantities of iron into the ocean in order to mitigate a potential problem that amounts to little more a slight reduction in global GDP is ludicrous. Algal blooms and tinkering with iron content of the ocean is far more dangerous than rising CO2 levels, Hansen's cataclysmic fantasies notwithstanding.

    23. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In all seriousness, why do you feel the need to keep the name of the lake a secret? Is it because you are pulling your entire story out of your ass? The environment is quite an important thing to say the least, but lying does not help your agenda if you truly support serious environmental evidence and action.

    24. Re:Ending badly? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      I really should have included the time scale: they have been trying to correct their original mistake now for 30 years, and haven't managed to do it.

    25. Re:Ending badly? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Informative

      "In all seriousness, why do you feel the need to keep the name of the lake a secret? Is it because you are pulling your entire story out of your ass? The environment is quite an important thing to say the least, but lying does not help your agenda if you truly support serious environmental evidence and action."

      In all seriousness, it's because I don't want YOU to know where I live, dumbshit.

    26. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO IT IS NOT "HARD TO SOLVE".

      You stop putting out ANY CO2 and Methane RIGHT NOW! If you do, you ARE SHOT! Period. No exceptions.
      (Yes that means CO2 filtering masks or plexiglass tunnels/domes for cities (normal glass would filter the UV light, and we humans need that to stay in a good mood). Yes that means electric cars, an end to fossil fuel usage, and instead the usage of solar power and pumped-storage hydroelectricity. Yes that means all the other changes.)

      See? You just don’t WANT it. You make up excuses how it would "not be possible" in a society.
      I tell you, if a alien spaceship would come, and threaten to annihilate you if you don't do it, YOU WOULD FIND A WAY!

    27. Re:Ending badly? by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1, Informative

      You could have just not mentioned you lived there, and included the name.

    28. Re:Ending badly? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Ah... and then I would have had those "personal experiences" through osmosis?

      The fact that I don't want to advertise my location does not invalidate my claims. It doesn't support them either, this is true, but if anyone has a problem with them, let them present real objections in a reasonable way.

      I was describing a long-term life experience, not trying to make a scientific argument, but my experience does (while only anecdotally) support such an argument.

      Would I like to give solid evidence and make a stronger argument? Sure.

      At the cost of all the Slashdot trolls knowing where I live?

      Haha. Like that would happen.

    29. Re:Ending badly? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And by the way (I an not accusing YOU)... I am really amused by the level of sockpuppetry that has been going on lately. Almost as though they think we don't recognize their socks.

    30. Re:Ending badly? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "You could have just not mentioned you lived there, and included the name."

      But you see, guy (that's an assumption but I think a good one), you really can't do that, if you're a regular player here. Because some stalking jerkoff will see that a year ago you gave away this little tidbit, and a few months ago another, and next thing you know, they know what city you're in and maybe even what part of the city

      If you think that's unrealistic, look at some of the crime reports.

    31. Re:Ending badly? by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

      Or we can try this on a trial basis, and scale it up if it seems to be working. When the algae sinks, carrying the carbon to the bottom of the ocean, it takes the iron with it.

      Well, it's not that simple. The algae we cause to bloom consumes nutrients that would have been consumed by other algaes. Nor is the ocean bottom dead - dumping that massive amounts of iron and algae into them is not going to be without effect.

    32. Re:Ending badly? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      Is it because you are pulling your entire story out of your ass?

      That seems almost certain, because there is no such lake ranking published by NG. It's like all the hills in England and Wales being known for sure by the locals as the site of the battle of Mount Baden. Popularity never hurts, does it?

      --
      Ezekiel 23:20
    33. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean that humanity needs to die off? Yes, I'll avoid addressing that, and run this planet into the ground while I still can.

    34. Re:Ending badly? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a "ranking", it was an article, and (as you can tell if you read what I wrote above) it was quite a long time ago.

      But as I also stated quite clearly, I am not going to give more specifics because I don't want my location to be generally known.

      You can call bullshit on that all you like, but it wouldn't change the fact that my reason is a legitimate one.

      If you want to go hunting for the article, go ahead. If you discover it, I would not mind if you posted as much here, because you would deserve it for your efforts... unlike most of these other deniers.

    35. Re:Ending badly? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Although, I should point out that there are fewer actual deniers than the number of names on the accounts would imply.

    36. Re:Ending badly? by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Which is the better investment?

      It's probably better to prevent the global warming, on account of how it could potentially cause so many problems, disproportionately affecting the poverty stricken people who are most of the hunger problem in the first place. But because you can score so many political points by shrieking - "That guy wants people to STARVE!!!!" it's unlikely that any kind of rational choice between the two would be made.

    37. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if the US slows down, which it won't, there's no way China is going to cut down on fossil fuel use.

    38. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this Higgins Lake we're talking about?

    39. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The underlying problem is, people are willing to consider anything - except addressing the cause of the problem.

      +Infinity: Executive summary

    40. Re:Ending badly? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      Seriously: the cost of sequestering enough carbon dioxide to prevent 0.5 degree C warming over the next hundred years, has been estimated to be about the same as the cost of completely eliminating world hunger, even after considering inflation. Which is the better investment?

      What an excellent false dichotomy. We have a choice between starving or stopping global warming. How about, say, the much larger amounts spent on the military? But given a choice between letting their population starve, or building up the military, most governments choose the military. North Korea being an extreme example. But the are plenty of poverty stricken people in the USA as well, and they could be fed for a small percentage of what is spent on the military.

      Or, if the military is untouchable, how about automobiles? Huge amounts of money are pissed away on those shiny penis extensions, their highways, parking lots, 50,000 deaths a year, and of course gasoline; and they contribute hugely to global warming. Tax those fuckers out of existence in urban areas where public transport can take up the slack for 1/10th the cost and it's win-win.

      But that would be an infringement on your right to drive your SUV to the Quickie Mart to buy your sixpack, so that's a no-starter too.

      So, fuck our grandchildren. Live it up while you can.

    41. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gay phrase.

      There is problem. There is solution.(i dont say valid, but solution none the less) So, if greeny's don't like solution - doens't make it any worse. Just cause greeny's consider it to not be "green" - doesn't make it otherwise. Obviously they lack logic. Adressing cause of problem and doing something against consequences - different things.

      My message to green peace, etc is, people polute planet. Do something about it. Kill other people. Start with your kids, your families and yourself please.

    42. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiots.. not the parent poster, but the people putting this whole idea forward. Encouraging algae growth just creates "dead zones" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_zone_(ecology) ... parts of the ocean so depleted in oxygen that nothing else can live. Run off from farms into rivers and then the oceans all over the world already prove that this idea is just stupid.

      The Gulf of Mexico has one of the largest dead zones in the world http://serc.carleton.edu/microbelife/topics/deadzone/index.html
      And its not just america that has proved this. The baltic sea also suffers from it http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/02/100305-baltic-sea-algae-dead-zones-water/
      And Australia's Great Barrier Reef was heavily affected after cyclone Yasi flushed nurtients from the land into the ocean.

      I'd love to take the people proposing this and put them all in a room. Then we'll just completely fill it with iron sulfate to soak up all the carbon dioxide they expel until they suffocate. Surely it would be better to use them as the first test group for gauging success?

    43. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Methane sinks caused by algal blooms and die-offs and the like tend to have a bad effect on the water in the deeps, but who gives a damn about this? I mean, a couple of a hundred million years ago it very nearly bought life to the brink and reduced the oxygen content in the atmosphere drastically (some hypothesize that it was the main contributor to the Permian extinction) .... but who gives a damn? Not me, that's for sure.

      I mean ... better that than we change our habits, invest in cleaner, more energy efficient, up-to-date technology and improve little numbers like air quality. Now that would be the thin edge of the wedge!!! That would be the last straw.

      I demand the right to burn my weight in fossil fuels every day!

      Let the oceans eat iron, I say ... and screw the future.

    44. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they want SOLID proof before going down that road.

      There's no such thing. It's not like we have a tenfold spare Earths so that we can perform controlled experiments to measure the exact change this is going to effect.

      So demanding solid proof is the same thing as dragging your heels, sticking your head in the sand or complaining of economic suicide: it leads to inaction. And action is the only thing that can provide proof either way.

    45. Re:Ending badly? by MartinSchou · · Score: 0

      a potential problem that amounts to little more a slight reduction in global GDP

      If it was only an economical issue, then yeah - no worries.

      However - the Maldives have 320,000+ inhabitants, who are about to be, quite literally, out to sea.

      They aren't refugees, fleeing from poverty or war. They are an entire nation and culture being hung out to dry (if they're lucky), because the rest of us are greedy and lazy idiots.

      Who's going to give them a new country? And where? Who's going to take them in and help them become self-sufficient again?

      And they won't be the only ones.

      Currently the GWP is about 58 trillion Euros/year. That means a cost of between 580 billion Euros/year and 2,900 billion Euros/year.

      What is it going to cost to relocate 300,000 people? What about a million? Five? Imagine the chaos, hate and anger involved, if the US suddenly had to move all of Hawaii's population onto the continental US (1.3 million). Sure, it might smooth out after a couple of generations, but it's going to fuck things up quite a bit for several decades.

    46. Re:Ending badly? by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      Do you ever think what would happen if we did eliminate world hunger?
      It makes me damn uncomfortable to say this but would we not just get a population explosion and be right back at square 1 of too many mouths to feed? While many people might be sensible (provided contraception is also freely available) would the rules of evolution not mean that whoever has the genes/memes to keep having children will keep doing so.
      The only solution I see as a species is to grow up and face the realities that it is a finite world we live in and not everyone can have everything they want. This means you and I have to stop doing things we want to. Technology might save our quality of life but it will not stop the laws of thermodynamics, we have to use less energy. And by we I mean me. But am i willing to cycle to work so that someone in India doesn't have their home flooded? Clearly not since I took the motorbike into work today.
      On the bright side I have no children, no pets and no intention of changing that which is about the best thing I can do for reducing my energy usage in the long term...

      --
      "The weirdest thing about a mind, is that every answer that you find, is the basis of a brand new cliche" -
    47. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if the US slows down, which it won't, there's no way China is going to cut down on fossil fuel use.

      But officer I saw on the TV that someone else shot his wife and got away with it, so i should too.

    48. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The underlying problem is, people are willing to consider anything - except addressing the cause of the problem.

      Unfortunately, Hitler made genocide look so déclassé.

      Look, you want to slow global warming by slowing down human production of carbon being released into the atmosphere? While humans don't actually want to lower their living standards? Then you're going to have to kill them. Lots of them.

      Either 1) each country gets to pick a hated minority and exterminate them (hey, might as well get some greater social cohesion out of the deal), or 2) we pick a continent and exterminate all the humans on it; say, Africa or South America (other continents have those pesky nukes to fight back with).

      Yes, yes, it's a terrible idea, I'm a terrible person for even thinking it let alone posting it, yadda yadda yadda. Done gibbering in shock? Because we still have to reduce the population or reduce living standards, pretty much for everyone, everywhere.

      But hey, buck up there cowpoke! There may be a third option: fuck up the world economy so badly that people all over the globe start slowly losing their standard of living, and even slowly starving to death. That seems to be the option we're going with -- and we don't have to use that nasty bad ungood word "genocide" either! Hooray!

    49. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "maybe we can just set fire to the algae if it gets out of control."

      We have to nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

    50. Re:Ending badly? by jtseng · · Score: 1

      The true underlying cause of this problem is that we simply have too many people on this planet all consuming finite resources at a rapid, unsustainable rate. You can't necessarily use technology to help humanity wiggle its way out of this problem. As nice as the Green Revolution was to improve the living standards of people around the world, this created a huge demographic bulge because people didn't realize this event had to be accompanied by a decrease in birth rates.

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    51. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unwarranted self importance, nobody cares where you live, "dumbshit".

    52. Re:Ending badly? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Nancy Pelosi is that you? Pass the legislation now and then find out what's in it! Dump the stuff in the ocean now and then find out the side-effects! After all, what better experiment than the real thing, right?

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      Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
    53. Re:Ending badly? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      No, famine is a problem that fixes itself. You see, lots of people die, leaving fewer mouths to feed. In fact people only stop dying when it becomes easier to acquire food again - when there aren't too many people going after very limited resources.

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      Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
    54. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather than create impossible technologies to try to solve this "problem", I have a far easier solution: People I don't like will be shot regardless, because I don't like them. My ideals will vary of course but only people I deem "useful" or "pleasing" to my arbitrary whims will be allowed to survive. Once the population is small enough the human impact will be negligible. Now, my solution is not much different than yours, except mine is more practical because it can be easily implemented with existing technology. And guess what, buddy, you just made the top of the list.

    55. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glen Lake in Michigan?

    56. Re:Ending badly? by aurispector · · Score: 2

      This. The falling sky proponents love to pretend that it's all a done deal yet the entire model fails to adequately account for previous warm periods, nor the fact that CO2 is merely plant food. (photosynthesis, how does it work?)

      Even if you accept the premises that 1) the climate is warming and 2) that human produced CO2 is to blame, taking the entire thing a step farther to say that we can effectively mitigate the problem by radical geoengineering means is a step way beyond credibility. That we SHOULD do such a thing is absurd in the extreme.

      The law of unintended consequences patiently waits.

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      I have mod points. The reign of terror begins now.
    57. Re:Ending badly? by jandersen · · Score: 0

      Good luck at that, it would be economic suicide.

      There are worse things, I think. Just because our current world order builds on overexploitation, it doesn't mean that we can't live in another way, and live better too.

      The current version of capitalism assumes (falsely) that the economy can grow indefinitely. The obsession with growth is what lies behind things like the ever escalating over-consumption (which drives eg. the obesity epidemy and the idiotic chasing after the latest, indifferent fad); it also lies at the heart of our over-exploitation of resources and pollution. Ironically, we don't need all that crap; I think, probably, most of us don't even really want it.

      In the long run, whether we do anything or not will not matter all that much; at som point in the future the world will be in a situation where things are once more close to a state of balance. How we get there should interest us - if we do nothing, like now, we will at some point have a catastrophe that will put an abrupt stop to things, we all know that. If we work hard on it, we may find a way to make a soft landing.

      Of course, this post will as usual either get ignored or be met with a chorus of "tree-hugger hysteria" and "OMG we're all gonna die" etc. I don't mind - of course we ARE all going to die, that is part of natural life, but what kind of idiot would race down a track totally out of control without even trying to do something about it - and instead trying to explain the problem away? Well, I guess we already know.

    58. Re:Ending badly? by debrisslider · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure she's referring to the Asian Carp becoming a massively annoying and costly invasive species in the Mississippi River. It is like she said, in the 1970s a bunch of fish farmers in the south brought in carp to clean their ponds (they feed on plankton and algae and microorganisms). But the carp thrived, and various factors including flooding caused them to escape the ponds and enter the Mississippi, where they have been swimming upstream and infesting other rivers and lakes for decades. The U.S. government has spent a decade trying a bunch of different tactics to prevent their entry into the great lakes - dams, gates, electrified fences, and mass poisonings. According to this article, in the Illinois River, which is connected to the lakes, 9 out of every 10 fish are Asian Carp. They wreak havoc on fishing and tourism, and are only eight miles away from Lake Michigan. One way of stopping them, closing the Chicago Lock, would cause at least a billion dollars in lost or wasted money from barges having to transfer loads back onto land. There has been a hundred million dollars spent in the past few years to examine the issue nationwide (they are now found in 23 states), to attempt to mitigate or remove them. All because some fish farmers tried to save a bit of money cleaning their ponds by changing one element of the local ecology.

      Sorry I blew your cover, whoever wanted to hide that they live by any of the thousands of miles of rivers and lakes effected.

    59. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that suit is black not

    60. Re:Ending badly? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The current version of capitalism assumes (falsely) that the economy can grow indefinitely.

      No, this is a parody of capitalism people make when they don't understand economics. Yes, you don't understand economics, go buy a book. No economist will say, "the economy can grow indefinitely." They WILL say, "we don't know how much it can grow."

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    61. Re:Ending badly? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Birth rates are decreasing.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    62. Re:Ending badly? by JDG1980 · · Score: 1

      The underlying problem is too hard to solve with current technology. According to Hansen et al, we need to get the CO2 levels down to 350ppm if we want to be safe. This means, not only must we immediately stop adding CO2 to the atmosphere, we also need to remove some of it.

      Hansen's position is an outlier; he doesn't represent the scientific consensus (which is that anthropogenic global warming is occurring, but not at the cataclysmic levels Hansen thinks).

      That said, I've never understood why we can't decrease CO2 levels just by planting a ton of fast-growing trees, harvesting them when they're fully grown, disposing of the logs in a carbon-neutral manner, and repeating the process. We have a lot of unused land in the United States.

    63. Re:Ending badly? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      If you're going to do analysis based purely on profit/loss or change in GDP, then you should also consider the opportunity cost as well. For example, if we lose 5% of global GWP, that is ~$3trillion USD. However, if the global economy grows, we will be more able to deal with the problem (especially in growing, developing countries). Thus $3trillion in 50 years could be 2%, or even 1% of GWP, and developing nations will be much more able to deal with it.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    64. Re:Ending badly? by phantomfive · · Score: 1
      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    65. Re:Ending badly? by dwarfking · · Score: 1

      This so frustrates me. We do not have to get CO2 levels down to 350ppm to be safe as you put it. CO2 levels rising are not a direct threat to your life, it just changes the distribution of flora and fauna across the planet and potentially changes coastlines and weather patterns.

      CO2 becomes toxic at levels of 1%, at 10% it can cause respiratory paralysis which can lead to death. Current CO2 levels are around 387ppmv which equates to roughly 0.0387%. So suffocating in an open space due to atmospheric CO2 levels would require those levels to increase 30x what they are now or roughly 10000 ppmv and there is no science that says CO2 levels will increase that much.

      Now, yes a storm or rise in sea level could change your coastline and wash away your house, but coastlines changes and storms have been happening every since weather patterns first formed on this planet.

      So yes maybe anthropogenic sources of increased CO2 might be causing concentrations to rise faster than they would have without it. But it is not a direct threat to you, indirect and inconvenient perhaps, but it doesn't make you any less safe than you are now.

    66. Re:Ending badly? by tazan · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the Kudzu disaster in the South. Around here there's a smaller nuisance of wild rose bushes the conservation department had everyone planting at one time. It will take over pastures and nothing will eat it. There's probably a list of things like this somewhere, and it's probably huge. But it's different this time, they know what they're doing now.

    67. Re:Ending badly? by eisonlyme · · Score: 1

      But I like fire! Fire is fun!

      --
      I'm not going to lie..things with clock speeds turn me on...
    68. Re:Ending badly? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      This so frustrates me. We do not have to get CO2 levels down to 350ppm to be safe as you put it.

      When I said that, I meant 'safe' as a way to mean, "at 350ppm we will be in a range that will safely (and surely) let us avoid the negative effects of adding CO2." I was trying to summarize this paper, though perhaps I did so poorly.

      As for actual safety, the way one of the world's top climatologists (James Hansen) describes it doesn't sound very safe. Quote "Civilization would be at risk.....If this sounds apocalyptic, it is."

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    69. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could be wrong in my understanding, but vast portions of the ocean are quite empty of feeder type fish because there is little to no algae just floating about---this is because there are not enough nutrients for the algae. Certain conditions (seasons?) help to make temporary algae blooms in certain areas, which bring the feeder fish, which feed the big fish.

      dead zones are when we get too much nutrient/nitrates in the water and a bloom is overgrown, depleting the oxygen, suffocating the fish.. nitrates also make fish respiration less efficient. so, your green green lawn's runoff has a pretty direct impact on the gulf's mess around the mississippi

      i probably have some of this wrong, as i do IT, not ecosystems.

    70. Re:Ending badly? by jandersen · · Score: 2

      No economist will say, "the economy can grow indefinitely." They WILL say, "we don't know how much it can grow."

      Which effectively amounts to the same thing, since it inevitably gets interpreted that way by the numbskulls that lead Western nations. There is a huge difference between accepting that "theoretically" growth is limited (but implicitly assuming that any limits are a very long way off) and understanding that we are now close to the limit, even if we don't know exactly how close.

      It's like the difference between saying "We don't know and we don't care" and "We don't know, we'd better find out ASAP".

    71. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather they would just limit oil usage and plant a lot of trees, than doing the quick solution of dumping something in the ocean that MIGHT work as intended.

    72. Re:Ending badly? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      If you're talking about politicians, you should be more careful saying who you are talking about. When you say, "the current version of capitalism assumes...." it doesn't sound like you are talking about politicians.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    73. Re:Ending badly? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      FWIW according to Hansen, in addition to getting rid of all coal, we'd also need to plant a lot of trees.

      I'm interested in how you calculate the 3Gt number though.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    74. Re:Ending badly? by zolltron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This. The falling sky proponents love to pretend that it's all a done deal yet the entire model fails to adequately account for previous warm periods, nor the fact that CO2 is merely plant food. (photosynthesis, how does it work?)

      Even if you accept the premises that 1) the climate is warming and 2) that human produced CO2 is to blame, taking the entire thing a step farther to say that we can effectively mitigate the problem by radical geoengineering means is a step way beyond credibility. That we SHOULD do such a thing is absurd in the extreme.

      The law of unintended consequences patiently waits.

      You think it's a bad idea to seed the oceans with iron, because our interfering with the natural ecosystem might have unintended consequences. So instead, you're suggesting that we should do nothing to stop our interfering with the natural ecosystem by pumping huge amounts of CO2 into the air.

      Seems consistent.

    75. Re:Ending badly? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      or 2) we pick a continent and exterminate all the humans on it; say, Africa or South America

      As I recall the population of Africa is absolutely tiny, a very small percentage of the total human population.

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    76. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A climatologist is someone who wanted to be a physicist but couldn't understand thermodynamics or the scientific method.

      Climatology is simply not a proper science (it's actually closer to economics and socialology); its name needs to be changed to atmospheric physics and transferred to the appropriate department.

    77. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think the automobile industry is propped up to support our 'god given rights', I'm afraid you have been misled. It is true that the US government props up the automobile industry, but this is because it is a cornerstone of manufacturing and engineering processes in the USA. What you are asking for is economic suicide. Good luck convincing Joe Voter.

    78. Re:Ending badly? by tgibbs · · Score: 2

      The falling sky proponents love to pretend that it's all a done deal yet the entire model fails to adequately account for previous warm periods, nor the fact that CO2 is merely plant food. (photosynthesis, how does it work?)

      In fact, modern climate theory quite well account for climate over the period for which we have reliable information on both global temperature and drivers of climate such as solar radiation and CO2, including the impact of "natural experiments" such as volcanic eruptions. Estimating climate further back in the past is fraught with numerous uncertainties, and depends upon the use of indirect "proxies" such as measurement of tree rings, which are subject to a variety of artifacts. However, a curious characteristic of many self-styled "skeptics" of global warming is that they become amazingly credulous regarding any claim that can be interpreted as a challenge to global warming theory. So the same people who insist that the evidence for global warming from CO2 is weak will then enthusiastically accept third party accounts of agricultural practices in northern Europe as ironclad evidence of an unexplained period of global warming during medieval times.

    79. Re:Ending badly? by mrjimorg · · Score: 1

      Are you a clever troll, or a freaking moron? In case your not a troll, Ok, everyone in the world-> You must wear really expensive heavy equipment to prevent you from breathing out CO2. If not, we will kill you! Also, all your animals, including horses and camels will also need this equipment or we will kill them! Also, the cost of everything (especially food) is about to skyrocket astronomically because we don't allow for our commercial farming equipment, transportation, etc. But don't worry, in a few decades we'll have electric versions of those. Then you can start eating again. BTW, who's going to perform these mass killings? Are you going to send your children all over the world to commit genecide? Do you think the locals will just lay down and let themselves be slaughtered?

    80. Re:Ending badly? by mrjimorg · · Score: 1

      "Without any doubt. FAR more study would have to be done, over a LONG period of time, before any direct messing with the ecology should be attempted" But, they have computer models! And these models are based on their observations. That's the same standard used to 'prove' global warming, so it should be good enough.

    81. Re:Ending badly? by khipu · · Score: 1

      However - the Maldives have 320,000+ inhabitants, who are about to be, quite literally, out to sea. ... Imagine the chaos, hate and anger involved, if the US suddenly had to move all of Hawaii's population onto the continental US (1.3 million).

      Please, get some perspective. The entire population of Oceania, excluding Australia, Papua New Guinea, and New Zealand (which are far too big to go under), is about 3.2 million people. The number of new immigrants to the US alone per year is 1 million. The US has 40 million foreign born residents, Russia 12 million, Germany 10 million, France 6.5 million, Canada 6 million, and so on. An extra 3.2 million people migrating over the span of a few decades isn't even going to be noticeable. And they are doing it already because most people actually don't like living on isolated rocks in the middle of nowhere with no way of earning hard currency, which is why many of these nations already have negative population growth. In addition, as a simple look at the globe shows you, global warming is going to create far more land arable in Canada, Alaska and Siberia than is lost on a few tiny islands in the Pacific and through additional desertification around the equator.

    82. Re:Ending badly? by khipu · · Score: 2

      Yes, I should consider the opportunity cost, and so should you. The annual cost of global warming and the annual cost of mitigation are comparable according to the IPCC. But global warming costs only start having to be paid decades from now, while mitigation efforts have to be paid for now, on a massive scale.

      If we mitigate, that money is available for economic growth around the world and the development and deployment of new technologies. That's the opportunity cost we pay, namely the opportunity for the world to develop to the point where most nations are so rich that even dealing with global warming isn't a big deal.

      What the West should do is promote free trade and immigration around the world, and stop messing with the energy markets. Because if we stopped subsidizing oil, gas, and coal and invested a bit more in STEM education and research, carbon emissions would largely disappear on their own within a few decades anyway, faster than through any heavy-handed government program.

    83. Re:Ending badly? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      But global warming costs only start having to be paid decades from now, while mitigation efforts have to be paid for now, on a massive scale.

      Yes, this is exactly the point I was trying to make.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    84. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please mod +5 informative

    85. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I think Kyoto did something. I think it cause Europe to export its industries to "3rd world" countries with less environmental protection and less efficient factories, causing more CO2 to be released.

    86. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The better investment is to sequester the CO2 rather than dumping food - people in non-industrialized economies will have children up to carrying capacity, putting you right back at square one in 20-40 years, with even less margin for fixing the real problem

    87. Re:Ending badly? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      As I recall the population of Africa is absolutely tiny, a very small percentage of the total human population.

      About a billion people live in Africa. Which makes it the second largest population of any continent.

      Sterilizing both Africa and South America would lower human population about 20%, to a level it hasn't seen since...1990.

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    88. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You worry too much then. Shall we stop planting trees? We didn't seem to give a shit about cutting them all down.

    89. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No economist will say, "the economy can grow indefinitely." They WILL say, "we don't know how much it can grow."

      Which effectively amounts to the same thing, since it inevitably gets interpreted that way by the numbskulls that lead Western nations. There is a huge difference between accepting that "theoretically" growth is limited (but implicitly assuming that any limits are a very long way off) and understanding that we are now close to the limit, even if we don't know exactly how close.

      It's like the difference between saying "We don't know and we don't care" and "We don't know, we'd better find out ASAP".

      That you felt the need to add "Western" there indicates that your writings are something that is heavily inspired by left-wing media rather than something from a free-thinking individual.
      Any reasonable person would have written "since it inevitably gets interpreted that way by the numbskulls that lead nations."

    90. Re:Ending badly? by Shompol · · Score: 1

      Or we can solve problems like this first. Stop burning coal and oil for energy and switch to clean nuclear energy. For best effect, eliminate oil and coal LOBBY from the government, which would allow it to even ACKNOWLEDGE that we have a global warming problem and that something needs to be done.

    91. Re:Ending badly? by khipu · · Score: 1

      Ah, OK. It wasn't quite clear to me on quick reading which side of the argument you came down on, but I see it now. And I even mistyped my response :-)

      (Incidentally, you may also want to look at my other posting about the FUD other people bring up about war due to supposed mass migrations from the flooded islands.)

    92. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Recent urban development around our coastlines have significantly reduced this natural nutrient source, so projects like this are really just restoring balance."

      No, it's probably just the opposite. Urban development strips away vegetation (more exposed soil and dust) and tends to increase rates of water runoff (speeds it up due to faster drainage and less infiltration into the ground). Working against that trend would be more control on big rivers by dams, so that their rate of discharge tends to be more even over the year (rather than seasonal floods that generate huge plumes of sediment into the oceans). But then there are vast agricultural areas, which have much more soil erosion and fertilizer input than natural surfaces such as forests. Because we mess up so much of the land surface, human activities probably are probably a net increase in nutrient supply to the oceans.

    93. Re:Ending badly? by phantomfive · · Score: 1
      This is my favorite example of FUD, by a prominent climate scientist, no less. Quote:

      Over the next several decades, the Western United States and the semi-arid region from North Dakota to Texas will develop semi-permanent drought, with rain, when it does come, occurring in extreme events with heavy flooding. Economic losses would be incalculable. More and more of the Midwest would be a dust bowl. California’s Central Valley could no longer be irrigated. Food prices would rise to unprecedented levels.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    94. Re:Ending badly? by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      Read the IPCC instead. It contains a lot of scary imagery too, but ultimately, you can find a simple cost/benefit analysis

      So they got a bunch of weathermen and economists in a room to make a prediction. How could anyone think this would be a good idea?

      *This is a joke.

    95. Re:Ending badly? by khipu · · Score: 1

      It never made sense to me how coral atolls survived the 300ft sea level rise over the past 20000 years, so perfectly just above the water line. Well, now I know:

      http://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/01/27/floating-islands/

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atoll

      So, the small number of people actually living on low-lying atolls in Oceania isn't even threatened by sea level rise.

      The deeper one digs into this FUD the worse it gets.

    96. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did the solution involve introducing fairy shrimp as food for the landlocked salmon? A species that is nowhere to be found during the day when the fish are feeding, but then come out at night to feast upon plentiful salmon eggs?

      If so, you live in a really awesome part of the world.

    97. Re:Ending badly? by khipu · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know it's a joke.

      Nevertheless, these are many of the economists and weathermen who are actually sounding the alarm about global warming. If even they say it's a toss-up in terms of cost/benefit...

    98. Re:Ending badly? by s.petry · · Score: 1

      So we plan to use the cause of the problem to fix the result of the first cause? Come now, you all have to be smarter than this. The problems with the Oceans are due to pollution and over fishing. Pollution has been the single biggest factor. Is it really logical that our solution to the problems caused by our polluting, is to dump metric assloads more shit in to the ocean..

      I agree with a trial, but there is a problem. We can't try this in small scale, it impacts massive amounts of Ocean to try this. We won't wait out the correct amount of time for the trial (per our modus operandi). We have a horrible history with this stuff, and you know it as well as I do.. you are just ignoring that fact or refusing to admit it.

      Sorry for ranting a bit, but the first thing we need to address how we got to be in the position we are. Start cleaning ourselves up, mature in our fishing practices, fish farming, conservation of endangered species, etc..

      We fucked it up by doing things wrong, we know this.. we did so because it's the most profitable method, and we knew damn well we were fucking it all up. Why would anyone trust the "easy" and "cheap" method of fixing something, especially while we are still doing those same things!

      Root Cause Analysis, you have to know that term!

      --

      -The wise argue that there are few absolutes, the fool argues that there are no probabilities.

    99. Re:Ending badly? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      No, this is a parody of capitalism people make when they don't understand economics.

      Actually, whenever someone makes a claim about capitalism, you don't even know what they mean by "capitalism".

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    100. Re:Ending badly? by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Ah... and then I would have had those "personal experiences" through osmosis?

      You didn't have to mention the "personal experiences" and could have just stuck to the verifiable facts.

      The fact that I don't want to advertise my location does not invalidate my claims. It doesn't support them either, this is true, but if anyone has a problem with them, let them present real objections in a reasonable way.

      We can't present real objections to an unverifiable story, other than to say it's unverifiable. The true facts of the case are what counts, not your personal recounting of it.

    101. Re:Ending badly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, maybe that's why the TSA is sexually assaulting men, women, and children... It's made me stop flying to vacation destinations. Still have to travel by plane for work, usually.

    102. Re:Ending badly? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Good point. Same with socialism.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    103. Re:Ending badly? by dudatagain · · Score: 1

      I am interested in your comment. I was listening to an investigation of prophecies in the Bible. They discussed what has already cone to fruition but the one thing that sounded puzzling in the future was the invasion of mass amounts of frogs. Again, interesting. Thank you.

    104. Re:Ending badly? by khipu · · Score: 1

      You think it's a bad idea to seed the oceans with iron, because our interfering with the natural ecosystem might have unintended consequences. So instead, you're suggesting that we should do nothing to stop our interfering with the natural ecosystem by pumping huge amounts of CO2 into the air.

      Of course, we should reduce our burning of fossil fuels, and we will, as new technologies become available, because fossil fuels are expensive. Governments should stop subsidizing oil, gas, and coal and they should invest more in research on renewable energy and energy efficiency, as well as loosen regulations for the deployment of nuclear and renewable generators.

      What we should not do is compound the problem by engaging in additional environmental tinkering, subsidizing both fossil fuel and renewable energies, or give governments even more command over the economy, because all of those will make the problem worse.

  4. I rather it did not work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it works, it would be used by GW deniers as proof that there was no problem to begin with.

    1. Re:I rather it did not work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you had any idea what you were talking about besides being a troll, you'd know there's really no way to know conclusively either way.

    2. Re:I rather it did not work by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

      Being current with real s/e degrees from "good schools" is trolling at SlashDot? From an A/C, hah!

      Here's the National Solar Observatory in case you missed it: http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2009/03sep_sunspots/

    3. Re:I rather it did not work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posted anonymously so I could mod. And WTF are you talking about? Doesn't seem related to original A/C or reply.

  5. Re:You do not know what you are doing.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But you're quite certain that the problem doesn't exist, right?

  6. Far-fetched by LordLucless · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seems no more far-fetched than the current plan, which is assuming world leaders of developed and developing nations can all agree to limit the economic function and development of their respective countries, and not fall into a prisoner's dilemma.

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    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    1. Re:Far-fetched by chebucto · · Score: 1

      Sad but true.

      Kyoto etc. might have worked if there was a crash research program into viable clean sources of power (eg fusion) and battery tech back in the 90s. As it is, there wasn't, we have no reasonable way of both (1) keeping our lifestyle and (2) meeting Kyoto targets.

      _Something_ has to be done; if the idea in TFA is based on sound science, why not give it a go. Start slow, maybe, but at least try.

      --
      The English word fart is one of the oldest words in the English vocabulary.
    2. Re:Far-fetched by asa · · Score: 1

      The current plan seems to be "do nothing big enough to stop a massive extinction event, but do lots of little things around the edges that make people feel better while we all slip past the point of no return."

      I'm not enthusiastic about most of the geoengineering ideas floating around today, but I suspect we're going to end up needing some of them. In that light, lots of experiments now to understand as much as we can before we're forced to use one or more of them seems prudent.

      We won't do the right thing. We're simply not courageous enough a species. But maybe we'll get lucky and some crazy geoengineering stunt will save this planet from catastrophe.

    3. Re:Far-fetched by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      The sad thing is, even if we'd met Kyoto, it would have made little difference to the overall human CO2 emissions. Kyoto wasn't anywhere near enough to turn things around, and anything more would have caused economic damage.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    4. Re:Far-fetched by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      I don't understand this. If you believe that the consequences of AGW are on the scale of catastrophic mass extinction events then you should be very enthusiastic about geoengineering. If the entire species is going to die, I'd be pretty enthusiastic about anything that might help.

      What I guess I'm saying is that there is a disconnect (or at least I perceive one) between the urgency of AGW when it comes to pleas for emissions reductions on the one hand, and the tepid response to these sorts of projects. I do believe AGW is an immediate problem for our species, which is why I don't think it's fair to bandy about the dire consequences with respect to one set of solutions but not another -- the gravity of the situation ought not to turn on the nature of the solution proposed but on the expected timeline of the consequences.

    5. Re:Far-fetched by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "What I guess I'm saying is that there is a disconnect (or at least I perceive one) between the urgency of AGW when it comes to pleas for emissions reductions on the one hand, and the tepid response to these sorts of projects."

      That's easy to explain: even many of the people who profess that CO2-based climate change is "proven", still don't actyally believe it enough that they want people messing with their environment.

      I have seen this, very widespread, and it is very telling to me.

    6. Re:Far-fetched by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      What I meant to say is: they say they believe it, and they preach it, but whenever someone proposes a solution that might mess with their lifestyle they are all "no, no, no".

      That's not just NIMBY, it's "I don't truly believe".

    7. Re:Far-fetched by khipu · · Score: 1

      No "prisoner's dilemma" involved for the politicians: voters in the US and Europe would be tearing their politicians apart over the costs of global warming mitigation. Just look at all the belly-aching over the current recession.

    8. Re:Far-fetched by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      What science?? One study with what seems to be disputed results? That's a sound basis for risking the health of the oceans! Crack on.

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      If you think someone isn't free to have a different definition of "freedom" you may be a tyrant.
    9. Re:Far-fetched by Hentes · · Score: 1

      Even if global warming is human-caused, it's unlikely to do as much damage as algae blooms. The number necessary for a significant CO2 reduction would eliminate a large portion of marine life. While doing something is certainly easier to sell to the public, it's not always better.

    10. Re:Far-fetched by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Depends. The algae blooms described by the article seem to be short-lived. you could repeat the process over and over again in the same area, limiting the effects on sealife to that locale. It's not describing having permanent patches covering half the ocean.

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    11. Re:Far-fetched by Jade_Wayfarer · · Score: 1

      If the entire species is going to die, I'd be pretty enthusiastic about anything that might help.

      Now that's some first-grade misanthropy here, cheers and welcome to the club! Oh, wait...

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    12. Re:Far-fetched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've got a morbidly obese mother, compare your enthusiasm for "I'm going to stop drinking an exponentially increasing amount of soda every day." With your enthusiasm for "I'm going to attempt to alter my metabolism so I burn 10,000 calories a day, necessitating that I continue to drink an exponentially increasing amount of soda every day.". (with appologies to Cory Doctorow)

    13. Re:Far-fetched by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      If you've got a morbidly obese mother, compare your enthusiasm for "I'm going to stop drinking an exponentially increasing amount of soda every day." With your enthusiasm for "I'm going to attempt to alter my metabolism so I burn 10,000 calories a day, necessitating that I continue to drink an exponentially increasing amount of soda every day.". (with appologies to Cory Doctorow)

      If it were my mother and she was in immediate risk of dying, I would tell the Doctors to try anything and everything to keep her alive.

    14. Re:Far-fetched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why this is still being discussed. The indisputable solution has already been reached, see for yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqVyRa1iuMc. Thus, solving the problem once and for all.

  7. Re:LIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    (Haruchai posting as AC due to previous mod)
    Sorry. Not bloody likely.

    The denialist throw a lot of bullshit at the theories and observations of global warming, one of which is how little we know because we only have reliable info for ( pick one ) 20, 30, 50, 70, 100 years.

    And then, they dream up a bunch of half-baked, cockamamie predictions based on scanty data, weak facts, implausible records, oh, and simplified models ( that's a good one, considering how much they think climate models are unreliable) of stuff that happened centuries ago.

    Hope you're not putting too much faith in Piers Corbyn

  8. Re:You do not know what you are doing....- by bbelt16ag · · Score: 1

    This needs a quote. " You don't know what you are doing!", " This whole place him, you, everything is gone, you are the one living the dream sullian!, It happens!" T2 Sarah connor..

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  9. Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, because the greenhouse gasses are still building up, it takes more and more iron sulphate each time, thus solving the problem once and for all.

    1. Re:Oblig. by dadioflex · · Score: 1

      Stepping into a mine field here, but that's what I was wondering. This appears to be a proposal to remove carbon, rather than reduce adding carbon - that's fine, but is it sustainable? And is the carbon sequestered at the bottom of the ocean more or less "locked up" than it would be in trees or tar or oil?

    2. Re:Oblig. by HArchH · · Score: 1

      And is the theory of global warming based on small changes in atmospheric CO2 levels really true?

      Or is it caused by lower levels of magnetic field strength resulting from a slightly slower core spin rate?

      Or is it part of a normal and self-limiting cycle relating to vegetation levels and solar reflectance?

  10. Re:WTF by rebelwarlock · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about the fact that we don't want to all die? Global extinction is a natural phenomenon, but I'd rather not witness it.

  11. Only a matter of time... by corychristison · · Score: 1

    Before we have to drop giant blocks of ice in the ocean...

    1. Re:Only a matter of time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the ice I am worried about but the giant genetically modified slices of lemon...

    2. Re:Only a matter of time... by sick_uf_u · · Score: 0

      Just like daddy puts in his drink every morning ...and then he gets mad.

    3. Re:Only a matter of time... by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Before we have to drop giant blocks of ice in the ocean...

      Done. Too soon to see if this one will help. The previous, and larger ones didn't seem to change much.

    4. Re:Only a matter of time... by pinkushun · · Score: 1

      This is genius! Want to team up and cash in selling snowcones in support of project "iceage"? :)

    5. Re:Only a matter of time... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Before we have to drop giant blocks of ice in the ocean..."

      If you mean like asteroids, the amount of energy they added at impact would far surpass the amount they subtracted from their inherent coldness.

    6. Re:Only a matter of time... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I think the giant ice blocks falling into the ocean are part of the problem...

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    7. Re:Only a matter of time... by cffrost · · Score: 1

      "Before we have to drop giant blocks of ice in the ocean..."

      If you mean like asteroids, the amount of energy they added at impact would far surpass the amount they subtracted from their inherent coldness.

      I'm sure he means like PSA from Futurama, "None Like it Hot."

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  12. Re:WTF by Mike · · Score: 1

    Global extinction is farther from reality than the human could possibly fathom. Beyond that, however, you'll have to face it: we're all going to die.

  13. I, for one, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...welcome our new algae overlords.

  14. Re:Happy Friday from the Golden Girls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's confidant, not cosmonaut, dumbshit.

    It doesn't even make sense....

  15. Nobody listens. You're all children with bazookas by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Don't do it. Global warming is a nuisance at worst (and probably a boon as-is.)

    But accidentally overshooting and inducing an ice age, which may come on in as little as a year or two, will indeed kill billions.

    Don't do it.

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  16. Can and should are not the same by pablo_max · · Score: 1

    We could find a way to trigger a super volcano. This would also help to curb global warming.
    We could create a nuclear winter by setting of several giant nuclear weapons over the countries of choice. This would also reverse global warming.
    There are lots of things which we could do, but doesnt mean we should.
    Considering that we do not know the extent of the oceans impact on global weather patterns, we may do well enough to leave them alone until we do.

  17. Re:Just as sure by siddesu · · Score: 2

    There is only one way to be sure, but unfortunately it isn't available to us. Outer Space Treaty prohibits deployment of nuclear weapons in orbit. But the scientific evidence seems to at least strongly imply that the problem exists and may not be entirely harmless.

  18. Re:You do not know what you are doing.... by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 1

    Right....lets do random crap to solve a problem that may not exist.

    This is NOT SCIENCE!

    This is a RELIGIOUS CULT!

    Science tends to include a lot of trial and error in the quest for a better understanding.

  19. Re:There's a much simpler method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get off the interwebs, kid.

  20. Re:LIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is their game plan. Come up with doubts or tell people that it will cost them money (even if it saves them money). Attack any little thing and get the media to show that scientists are the evil conspirators... The tobacco companies didn't do so well, but this new group is very cunning.

    What about the oil companies making billions, polluting the air, and causing financial problems for countries and individuals? Why isn't the media investigating them, exposing their e-mails, and showing how much their operations damage the environment around the world? Why don't they ever come out with models or predictions that if found to not happen would make them change their minds and spend a few billion on renewable energy?

  21. Just in time for L.A. 2017 :-/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "[...] He describes how mankind has been underground since 1989, when the atmosphere grew “toxic” after the growth of poisonous algae in the Indian Ocean. Because “science and government stood by while everything died,” the business community of the United States took over control of the country, drafting a “Corporate Constitution” that gave all surviving citizens shares in America, Inc. [...]"

    http://johnkennethmuir.wordpress.com/2011/03/15/cult-tv-flashback-130-the-name-of-the-game-l-a-2017/

    (cf http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L.A._2017)

  22. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Die from gradually rising oceans? Not likely.

  23. Re:Just as sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SO the economy is more important than the environment?

  24. Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LoL

  25. Re:Just as sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You are understanding that people are ready to spend massive (earth altering amounts) to solve this not-so-sure problem? Is it too much to ask that we be SURE about the problem and be SURE about the solution?

    Probably.

  26. I always point out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that in a few billion years the sun will reach the end of its life span and incinerate the Earth.
    So if we don't leave between now and then, there won't be any humans left to argue about a few degrees and higher water levels.

  27. Re:You do not know what you are doing.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    98% of scientists are involved in a science-devoid religious cult?

    Go the fuck back to Free Republic.

  28. I'm calling it right now by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Since everything we do destroys something on the planet, I'm gonna go ahead and call this one right now. Algea blocks sunlight below, kills seabed plants in shallow areas and kills...I dunno, Nemo or something in deep water by lowering the temperature, making automatic frozen fishsticks.
    This did sound like one of the better theories for fixing the problem extremely quickly and cheaply when I heard about it on TV though.

    1. Re:I'm calling it right now by robbak · · Score: 1

      Nemo is a shallow water fish.

      And ice floats, so no frozen deep-water fish. And we desperately need to make the oceans a little cooler - and get the CO2 out of them.

      Don't get me wrong: the only good solution is to stop pouring CO2 into the air. But, given that humanity is too dumb to do that, this seems like the nearest thing to a workable solution I have heard. Do enough of it, and we might get ourselves some oil, but we might have to wait until the 20,000th century.

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  29. Re:Nobody listens. You're all children with bazook by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    not being able to order cheap hard drives from Thailand is more than a nuisance! Florida sinking into the ocean is a nuisance but don't touch my hard drives, damn it.

  30. This will turn into by fustakrakich · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:This will turn into by khipu · · Score: 2

      Most of these "climate warfare" projects require massive engineering efforts that are, shall we say, very susceptible to cheap, more traditional military intervention.

  31. Re:Nobody listens. You're all children with bazook by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Do you people understand what I'm saying?

    If I were a corporate shill, I'd be like, "Ya, do it. Dump away baby!"

    Don't fucking do it.

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  32. Re:Nobody listens. You're all children with bazook by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Having to move back from the ocean over the course of a century or three is indeed just a nuisance to a powerful economy.

    Having an ice ace lock up most of the plantable land in permafrost will lead to the deaths of billions.

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  33. LIA is not a joke... by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    Here's the National Solar Observatory, in case you missed it: http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2009/03sep_sunspots/

  34. Re:Just as sure by siddesu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is a risk management issue. We know there is a risk of global warming. We know it can potentially bring massive (earth altering amounts) losses if unmitigated. The question is do we wait uninsured, or do we consider an insurance policy of some sort.

    To give you a car analogy, the situation is a bit like driving in a thick fog with high speed. You know that there may be obstacles ahead of you. You know it will be deadly if you hit one. You know you'll have a very short time to react when you clearly see one. What is smarter to do, slow down until the fog clears, or keep pressing the accelerator just because you enjoy high speed?

  35. Algae Blooms by Albinoman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, let's try to create massive worldwide algae blooms, cause the one's were getting already have been fantastic.

  36. Once and for all! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should just drop a big ice cube in the ocean once in a while...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2taViFH_6_Y

  37. But will it really be safe down there? by SeaFox · · Score: 2

    The team reports that much of the captured carbon was transported to the deep ocean, where it will remain sequestered for centuries — a 'carbon sink'

    This line reminded me of plans to store radioactive waste in remote areas, keeping us safe from it for centuries.

    Nobody seems to have a lot of faith in those plans I notice.

    1. Re:But will it really be safe down there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait what's this stuff?..Thorium? What are you crazy that's just trash! What do you mean it has thousands of times less radioactive waste a thousand years from now...bullshit.

  38. In other news . . . by pinkushun · · Score: 1

    Surfer is eaten alive by sentient algae blob. Story at 11!

    1. Re:In other news . . . by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1

      I resent that statement :-)

  39. Convert CO2 to methane by SharpFang · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's convert carbon dioxide to methane,that's sure to help...
    Excessive growth of algae (influenced by global warming and fertilizers washed down to the sea from farmlands) is a part of the problem, not the solution.

    The problem with algae is that while, true, they convert CO2 to oxygen, they do so, by growing - building their own mass.
    There's only so much of ocean surface where they can grow by absorbing light. The excess algae not receiving enough light die and rot. And they produce methane by rotting.

    I'm pretty sure as greenhouse effect gas, methane is quite a bit stronger than carbon dioxide...

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    1. Re:Convert CO2 to methane by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 0

      Posting to undo clutz finger mod

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    2. Re:Convert CO2 to methane by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure as greenhouse effect gas, methane is quite a bit stronger than carbon dioxide...

      Parent is right.
      According to wikipedia (because I am feeling a bit lazy,there are plenty of other sources out there).

      For example, on a molecule-for-molecule basis the direct radiative effects of methane is about 72 times stronger than carbon dioxide over a 20 year time frame[13] but it is present in much smaller concentrations so that its total direct radiative effect is smaller, and it has a shorter atmospheric lifetime

      The interesting thing is that after the shorter atmospheric lifetime that they are talking about here. Methane breaks down into CO2 (!) and Water. Which means that Methane is actually a double whammy for global warming.

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  40. Re:Just as sure by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    It won't harm the world economy, and could even stimulate it. And it's not about sure, it's about probabilities and consequences.

  41. Re:Just as sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It was good up until that part where people "enjoy high speed". It is more that they don't want to slow down because they are being chased by something possibly deadly.

    This is so common it is like a meme. You have arbitrarily set the cost of global warming to infinity, and the cost of "fixing it" near zero, thus leading to a useless cost-benefit analysis. Meanwhile you think you are more informed and intelligent than the "deniers". Read the IPCC AR4, they do a pretty good one.

  42. Re:Just as sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cost of it being true and it being ignored would be WAY higher. What'd Dutch style dikes/flood controls on ALL coasts cost? Or giving up existing cities/ports and rebuilding on the new shoreline, plus loss of land? It's basically insurance - pay some now rather than risk paying much more later...

  43. Re:Just as sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glib of you to say...but yes it really is. You DON'T sign contracts you can't afford to fulfill, period.

  44. Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Based on a theory with NO confirming experimental evidence, and with NO idea what the side effects will be, let's fill the oceans with a huge algae bloom!

    Because THAT could never have unintended consequences!

    1. Re:Hey! by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Better to do small-scale experiments now than to try large ones when the emergency is here.

      Because let's face it, CO2 reduction ain't gonna happen. Talk to the people: Every single one of them has an excuse for not reducing their CO2 output.

      Politicians don't care much because it doesn't gain votes and by the time the shit hits the fan they'll be retired in a cozy mansion on a mountain.

      Like it or not, all that's left is geoengineering.

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    2. Re:Hey! by bunratty · · Score: 1

      It is not up to individuals to reduce CO2 output. That will be done by converting power plants to alternative energy sources such as solar, wind or nuclear, converting cars and planes to use biofuels, and increasing energy efficiency. I think the main objection to reducing CO2 emissions is that people think it will mean a lifestyle change. Possibly the biggest lifestyle change we'll need is converting to CFL bulbs (but we'll probably eventually convert to LED lighting). Perhaps we'll do a lot more telecommuting, too.

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    3. Re:Hey! by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      Better to do small-scale experiments now than to try large ones when the emergency is here.

      Because let's face it, CO2 reduction ain't gonna happen. Talk to the people: Every single one of them has an excuse for not reducing their CO2 output.

      Politicians don't care much because it doesn't gain votes and by the time the shit hits the fan they'll be retired in a cozy mansion on a mountain.

      Like it or not, all that's left is geoengineering.

      Best way to stop carbon emissions is eliminate all the humans on one or more continent. Eliminate humans from China, America, Russia and India and the rest of the world would be OK for a few hundred years.

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    4. Re:Hey! by TheRealLifeboy · · Score: 1

      Joce640k, don't forget, we need to make contingency plans for when the sky falls on our heads. And don't forget to place a moratorium on taking cheese from the moon when foodstocks on earth become low. :-] CO2 is good for the earth, for the atmosphere, for life as we know it. To think your puny contribution is having any effect, is the most bombastic and grandiose delusion, unless you are using people's stupidity and lack of knowledge it for political gain of course.

  45. This plan will not be tried because by louzer · · Score: 0

    I'd like to make a prediction: This plan will not be tried.

    This is because the premises of environmentalism are:

    1. Human Beings are evil because they exist. a.k.a Original Sin
    2. The ideal is the natural. And the natural is everything except the human being

    The second premise leads to the conclusion, that all human manipulations of reality is evil. And adding iron sulphate to the oceans is very manipulative. The only plans against global warming that will tried are those plans which limit human manipulation of world to suit his existence and happiness. All kinds of restrictions and obligations which limit human well being will be implemented. And we will be asked to accept the sacrifices for the ideal: i.e. a world were we do not exist. A more anti-human philosophy cannot be imagined.

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  46. Great idea throw it away by scdeimos · · Score: 1

    Yep, lock up our atmospheric carbon at the bottom of the oceans where we can't get to it. Wouldn't it be better to find a way to directly capture it from the air (through electrolytic deposition or something) so that it can be used by the impending graphene and carbon nanotube industries?

    1. Re:Great idea throw it away by swilver · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's like worrying that we can't get to all that water stored at the bottom of the ocean...

  47. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Global extinction is farther from reality than the human could possibly fathom.

    Why is that supposed to be hard to fathom? Just picture Earth becoming more like Mars, or totally like Mars if obliteration of all life on Earth was somehow possible. I don't think we're capable of making all life extinct, before we ourselves become extinct. So some life on Earth would probably survive us, no matter what we do.

    And everybody dies, unless cryogenically frozen, or they have their immortal cancer cells live on in petri dishes, or [insert future tech here].

  48. Re:Just as sure by siddesu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is more that they don't want to slow down because they are being chased by something possibly deadly.

    What is this deadly thing that is chasing humanity and necessitates the environmental destruction of the past 100-150 years?

    You have arbitrarily set the cost of global warming to infinity, and the cost of "fixing it" near zero, thus leading to a useless cost-benefit analysis.

    No, it is you who arbitrarily sets the cost of the consequences of global warming to zero and the costs of mitigation policies to infinity. I am ready to admit the outcomes are uncertain, but I also think the risk estimates we have do necessitate a mitigation strategy of some sort.

    Unlike mine, your attitude is not constructive.

  49. Re:Just as sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By *what* is the car being chased. The economy?

    Effin' idiot.

  50. Re:Just as sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Your analogy is flawed. Slowing down would be limiting carbon emissions. Screwing with the ecosystem is more like creating a smoke screen in the fog to reduce visibility even further and hope that that will scare people into slowing down.

  51. The Risks of Iron Fertilization by catchblue22 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I took a course on oceanography a few years ago, and we actually studied this. I'll summarize my professor's powerpoint notes as best I can.

    Iron is a limiting nutrient in phytoplankton growth. This is not in dispute. However if we are to add iron to the ocean in order to increase phytoplankton counts, and thus to increase CO2 uptake then we must consider several things. Firstly, how much CO2 will be semi-permanently transported to the ocean floor. In terms of percentages, if increased phytoplankton counts caused a CO2 flux in the surface layer of 50 Gt Carbon / year, the corresponding CO2 flux to the ocean floor would be about 0.7 Gt Carbon / year. This is due to the fact that the mechanisms of carbon transport from the surface to the sea floor (the "biological pump") is quite inefficient. Thus the increase in phytoplankton at the surface would have to be HUGE to transport meaningful amounts of CO2 to the sea floor.

    Secondly, there may be dire unintended or undesired consequences of increasing the surface phytoplankton counts. Imagine we put significant amounts of iron in the ocean and imagine that surface phytoplankton counts increased significantly. At the surface we could get increased CO2 uptake and O2 production. But what happens when those phytoplankton die? They sink. And when they sink to deeper layers, other organisms would decompose them. Those decomposers would be oxygen breathers and would consume oxygen at the deeper layer. If their numbers increased due to increased dead phytoplankton, the decomposers could deplete the O2 levels in that level, creating anoxic zones at deeper levels in the ocean. In addition, some of these decomposers might be methane producing bacteria, especially in the absence of oxygen. That methane might make its way into the ocean. The worry is that the imbalanced increase in phytoplankton might result in an anoxic jellyfish ocean that would be rather unfriendly to fish like salmon, tuna, and the other common species that currently exist.

    Unless the above arguments have been refuted, I don't know why iron fertilization is still being pushed as a realistic option. It seems to me that many decision makers are nearly completely illiterate in science.

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    1. Re:The Risks of Iron Fertilization by techno-vampire · · Score: 2

      It seems to me that many decision makers are nearly completely illiterate in science.

      You're just figuring this out? I realized decades ago that the type of education needed to become a successful politician is completely different from that needed to understand science and that almost anybody planning to go into politics would regard studying science to be a complete waste of their time.

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    2. Re:The Risks of Iron Fertilization by locofungus · · Score: 1

      Unless the above arguments have been refuted, I don't know why iron fertilization is still being pushed as a realistic option. It seems to me that many decision makers are nearly completely illiterate in science.

      It's more a case that the decision makers - being driven by their electorates - won't even admit there's a problem until it starts to bite catastrophically. When that does happen we still aren't going to be able to stop dumping CO2 into the atmosphere instantly and even if we could it would probably be too late anyway for passive measures.

      So scientists are looking for last gasp desperate measures that might have a chance of working.

      When we finally *have* to deal with the pollution we're dumping into the atmosphere right now we quite possibly won't be able to afford to deal with it and will have to adapt or die (most will die, hopefully enough will adapt) Having something in our toolkit to try is better than having nothing at all.

      Tim.

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    3. Re:The Risks of Iron Fertilization by Dunbal · · Score: 2

      Unless the above arguments have been refuted, I don't know why iron fertilization is still being pushed as a realistic option.

      Politics.

      It seems to me that many decision makers are nearly completely illiterate in science.

      No, they are completely illiterate, and not just in science. Here is a shining example of the people that get elected.

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    4. Re:The Risks of Iron Fertilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the surface we could get increased CO2 uptake and O2 production. But what happens when those phytoplankton die? They sink. And when they sink to deeper layers, other organisms would decompose them. Those decomposers would be oxygen breathers and would consume oxygen at the deeper layer. If their numbers increased due to increased dead phytoplankton, the decomposers could deplete the O2 levels in that level, creating anoxic zones at deeper levels in the ocean.

      How about farming the algae before it dies to use as a resource? Surely we can find something that it can be used for....animal feed, fish hatcheries, natural fertilizer on land-based farms etc

      Why does it have to die and sink to become a useful carbon-sink?

    5. Re:The Risks of Iron Fertilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Global warming is a fairy tale, a scam artists dream and the idiots on this site who claim to be smart nerds have fallen for it because they are all idiots to the nth degree. At one time this was a great site, now its crap. Yey for stupidity.

    6. Re:The Risks of Iron Fertilization by tmosley · · Score: 1

      It sounds pretty refuted to me, just from the summary. 80% of the plankton fell all the way to the ocean floor.

      I don't think you understand marine biology very well. There isn't much life in the open ocean, certainly not beneath the reach of the sun. Yes, there is LIFE there, but it's not the vast, sprawling jungle you seem to imagine. It's more like a desert.

    7. Re:The Risks of Iron Fertilization by Irishman · · Score: 1

      During her Oceanography degree, my wife came up with a great analogy for ideas like this (she loves baking too, hence the subject of the analogy :):

      Imagine you were baking a cake and added too much salt. You decide to fix this by adding more flour to balance it out. This means you need to add more egg and liquid to balance out the flour. Unfortunately you are out of eggs so you need to find a substitute. Your substitute throws the flavour off so you need to add more to fix that. Now you realize your container is too small so you have to find a new container to hold this....

      It becomes a constant fight of trying to fix the imbalance created when you throw a complex biological system out of whack. The above post lists some possible consequences but there are more we have not thought of. Fixing a symptom does not cure the disease.

    8. Re:The Risks of Iron Fertilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because if it isn't taken out of the environment, the carbon will eventually be released as a decomposition product. Animal feed=cow methane, fertilizer=rotting algae=carbon.

    9. Re:The Risks of Iron Fertilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The worry is that the imbalanced increase in phytoplankton might result in an anoxic jellyfish ocean that would be rather unfriendly to fish like salmon, tuna, and the other common species that currently exist.

      No worries about salmon or tuna 'cuz they're gonna be fished to extinction anyway.

    10. Re:The Risks of Iron Fertilization by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

      It sounds pretty refuted to me, just from the summary. 80% of the plankton fell all the way to the ocean floor.

      Yes...I read that, though I don't have access to the Nature journal article, just the abstract. Because of this, I cannot comment with much of a degree of knowledge. However, I can speculate. The issue is the efficiency of the "biological pump" in transporting carbon from the surface of the ocean to the ocean floor. As I understand it, the biological pump is a complex web of processes, where carbon is changed from one form to another. For example, a carbon dioxide molecule may be grabbed by a photosynthetic algal organism from the surface water. The algal organism dies, sinks, and is consumed by and becomes part of a decomposer. The decomposer dies, and is then consumed by another decomposer. That decomposer takes our particular carbon atom and combines it with oxygen to produce carbon dioxide by respiration. The carbon dioxide molecule is now dissolved in the ocean, and depending on water circulation conditions may reach the surface and be outgassed back into the atmosphere. In this case, the journey of our carbon atom illustrates the "inefficiency" in the biological pump in that the carbon atom didn't make it to the sea floor.

      I think the issue might be the characteristics of the organisms produced by the iron fertilization, as well as the local conditions. The article mentioned that they were examining diatoms produced by the iron fertilization. Diatoms are microscopic silica shelled photosynthetic organisms. Since they are protected by silica shells, I would imagine that these organisms would both decompose less quickly and sink somewhat more quickly than other smaller organisms such as photosynthetic bacteria or algae. This could account for the high measured efficiency. Also I could speculate that the local conditions (temperature profile, water circulation pattern, etc) could also play a role. Thus your use of the word "refuted" seems a little premature, given the complex nature of these systems.

      I don't think you understand marine biology very well. There isn't much life in the open ocean, certainly not beneath the reach of the sun. Yes, there is LIFE there, but it's not the vast, sprawling jungle you seem to imagine. It's more like a desert.

      Yes, of course much of the ocean is a desert. But even deserts have life. And in a land based desert, when you add the limiting ingredient for life, which is usually water, life can suddenly surge in activity. In the case of the oceans, the limiting ingredient is said to be iron, and when you add that limiting ingredient, life, in the form of photosynthetic plankton grows very quickly. There are always a few organisms in ocean water, waiting to start exponential growth given the right conditions.

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    11. Re:The Risks of Iron Fertilization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't know why iron fertilization is still being pushed as a realistic option."

      Because it grabs headlines, and feeds into the mass global warming hysteria, and thereby attracts funding.

    12. Re:The Risks of Iron Fertilization by budgenator · · Score: 0

      >

      Unless the above arguments have been refuted, I don't know why iron fertilization is still being pushed as a realistic option. It seems to me that many decision makers are nearly completely illiterate in science.

      They have to do something,
      they're losing their strangle-hold on peer review, now articles refuting their dogma is making it into publication,
        the temperatures have been flat for decades and the Deniers are screaming holy murder every time the try to cook the books,
        Cap and Trade is pretty universally recognized as Scam and Fail,
      China has just caught up with Europe for per capita CO2 emissions;
      the only thing left is to either admit it was all a scam, or wave a magic wand and pretend they fix the warming.Iron fertilization of the oceans is the perfect magic wand.

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    13. Re:The Risks of Iron Fertilization by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

      Judging from the conspiracy theories you listed above, I'll take the lead from Bruce Banner and say that your mind is a bag of cats.

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    14. Re:The Risks of Iron Fertilization by Duggeek · · Score: 1

      Parent makes an excellent point, regardless of the veracity of the work. (I'm not questioning it, but remember this is /.)

      Regardless of the exact science, the point is that grand "geoengineering" plans should be considered very, very carefully. If the plan is to create a carbon-sink, what else might be displaced by this process? It's the classic sci-fi disaster-movie premise; mankind makes grandiose plans to make things better, but the near-sighted application of insanely powerful technology comes back to bite him in the ass. Have we learned nothing?

      I mean, humans are largely carbon-based protein chains anyway... should we really be sending our own building-blocks to the bottom of the ocean? Is carbon really such a culprit that sending it somewhere so inaccessible is a plausible solution? As parent suggests, such drastic displacement of a specific element can have far-reaching effects, some of which make Climate Change look like a minor sunburn in comparison.

      With so much controversy over Climate Change, Warming Trends and the so-called 'carbon footprint' that so many have painted-up to be the villain, should we be doing anything this drastic?

      My answer; no. What about methane? ...ozone? ...the diminishing resource of trees to recycle and filter out CO2 in the first place? Looks like humanity is up to its old tricks; the inept manipulate the insecure to direct the incompetent into doing the impossible for implausible reasons.

      I, for one, welcome the chance to volunteer for off-world exploration.

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    15. Re:The Risks of Iron Fertilization by billd10 · · Score: 1

      So we want algae blooms all over our oceans? We have spent years installing wastewater treatment plants to take excess nutrients out of our waterways because they cause things like algae blooms which choke out higher life forms like fish. I don't think this idea represents a step forward for the environment.

  52. Re:LIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one needs to investigate the oil companies and the pollution that using oil and gasoline cause because it's all out in the open and easy to see on any smoggy day. You're not going to get the oil companies to really do much work in researching alternative energies as long as they have oil to sell and you're not going to get much public support for alternatives until they are as energy dense and as convenient as plain old oil or gasoline. Once you can create a battery that is as energy dense as gasoline and as quickly recharged as filling a gas tank then you'll get some real support for the electric vehicle.

    BUT, you also have to look at the cost of upgrading the electric infrastructure too supply all that extra electricity to charge people's batteries in their garage or at the service station and you're going to have to increase the electric power generating capacity to replace all the energy that used to come from gasoline and now has to come from electric generating plants. Solar isn't going to do it. Wind farms aren't going to do it. if you want to supply all that electricity to replace the gasoline energy used and not create more greenhouse gases doing it then you're likely going to have to build more nuclear reactors. Oh wait, nuclear is as bad as carbon.

    Okay, no solution. We'll just have to drop our life style to the lowest possible level and not use more electricity than we can generate by pedalling our stationary bikes.

  53. On the plus side, most algal blooms produce fish by robbak · · Score: 2

    In many places of the world, nutrient-rich deep-ocean water rising to the surface causes natural algal blooms. Algae eating fish like sardines flock to them and breed up in huge numbers, and form the basis for many of the world's fisheries.
    Indeed, practically all fish either eat algae, or eat marine life that eats algae.
    So fertilising the oceans is just as likely to produce schools of fish and new rich fisheries to harvest as fish kills. In reality, it would probably cause both: overpopulation of fish that then die as food or oxygen dries up. But that is part of the solution: Algae feeding a massive bloom that collapses, and the bodies of all that marine life gets all the way to the bottom because they are not consumed by other life, as the water is oxygen-deprived.

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  54. Re:Just as sure by siddesu · · Score: 2

    I am not seriously considering the solution in the article. I think there was already an experiment that showed quite conclusively it isn't going to work

    Actually, I don't believe I've heard of any other engineering solution that has a good enough probability to work.

  55. Re:Just as sure by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Ready to turn the world's economy on it's head to to fix this supposed problem?

    Economic alarmisim makes even less sense than the other kind.

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  56. Re:LIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Denialists are oil company shills in the eyes of the AGW faithful but what of the AGW faithful.

    The IPCC was not created to determine IF there is an AGW. It was created with the express purpose to PROVE there was AGW. The researchers that promote AGW are backed by companies that sell products to combat or otherwise deal with AGW so they are just as biased in their positions. THE IPCC and AGW are necessary to create a single threat that will bring the world together into a single world government. Left to themselves people will always be divisive. Only a threat to all will create the need to create a single response by all and that becomes the starting point for a single world government.

  57. This is unbelievable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe presumably intelligent people are this stupid.

  58. Sheer Volume by robbak · · Score: 2

    See those mountains of coal that get shovelled into our power stations every day? Can you use that much carbon nanotubes and graphine?

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    1. Re:Sheer Volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard on the radio tonight that global use of oil right now is about 90 million barrels per day. I'm sure coal use is far greater.

  59. And what of the Phosperous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the P being taken out of circulation - what about the limiting effect of that?

  60. Re:Just as sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Economic alarmisim makes even less sense than the other kind.

    Since when is it economic alarmism when someone wants to shutdown the economy? Isn't that just a natural healthy reaction?

  61. Do We Need The Carbon? by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

    The team reports that much of the captured carbon was transported to the deep ocean, where it will remain sequestered for centuries - a 'carbon sink'

    This sounds like a good quick patch (in the ecological time scale), but do we need that carbon? Seems like moving carbon from the Earth's crust to the deep ocean could have some long-term ramifications. I'm not sure I know enough about the subject even to qualify as an amateur, but it seems like it would be more profitable in the long run if we could grow plant life that would feed plankton or fish in the ocean example, other flora or fauna in general, or be harvested to make fuel. Turn the carbon back into a productive resource. Maybe harvest the algal blooms with a tide generator or wave generator powered filtration system.

    But again, it sounds better than having steadily worse hurricanes for the time being, until we can figure out how to capture that carbon for production. Not criticizing -- just noodling.

  62. You are still discussing hocus pocus non-issues? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My God, you people are retarded.

  63. Re:You do not know what you are doing.... by Sperbels · · Score: 1

    98% of scientists think climate change is due to atmospheric carbon and that we should manipulate the ecosystem to remove the carbon for us? Total bullshit.

  64. Re:Just as sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would this only cause a bigger problem if it did work? I would guess (i am not completely sure) that this would build up as a gas and eventually bubble to the surface much like methane!! This could also cause more harm then good, every time man thinks using something in the natural world to combat a problem it only turns out to become an unstoppable problem. I could site several cases but slashdotters are already aware of such experiments.. And we never seems to learn, from the previous cluster f**ks. You can do all the research you want in a limited space or controlled environment but that really does not show or prove anything, when you put it to use in a world environment!

  65. Re:Just as sure by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    Who said anyone wants to shut down the economy? How about just pointing it in a different direction, away from fossil fuels? But I guess you guys like your strawmen, don't you?

  66. Errata by catchblue22 · · Score: 2

    Sorry...I meant "...the methane will end up in the atmosphere" (where it will act as a greenhouse gas...as well as producing sulphur gas which as poisonous).

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  67. Re:Just as sure by SuricouRaven · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "What is this deadly thing that is chasing humanity and necessitates the environmental destruction of the past 100-150 years?"

    A return to those hellish days when people had to repair broken things rather then throwing out and buying new, and not everyone could afford to take a holiday on another continant?

  68. We're all in denial by hessian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Climate change is but one of the problems we face. Pollution, loss of species, erosion and depletion of natural resources are all big problems as well.

    The sad fact is that all of these have a single cause: humans, or rather, too many humans.

    As of right now, the average Chinese person emits as much carbon as the average European -- and there are many more Chinese people.

    The rest of the developing world is going to follow this pattern. Soon we'll all be emitting high amounts of carbon, but even more, each of us will require a lot of land for our lifestyles. Not just our homes, but roads, hospitals, shopping, parking, schools, storage, government buildings, etc.

    For every person we put on this earth, there's less space for the natural world and its forests and oceans which renew our air and water. Earth is finite; humans are acting like its capacity to have new humans is infinite.

    We're all in denial of how simple this is. There are too many people. We're making even more. At some point, we will have used up enough land so that pollution, species loss and loss of renewable resources makes us get a Darwin award as a species.

    1. Re:We're all in denial by N1AK · · Score: 1

      Everyone isn't in denial. I think on some level most people understand what is going on but are willing to ignore it for more immediate benefit. The Europeans are still producing as much carbon as the Chinese so we can hardly say it's China's fault especially when America still continues to produce far more carbon (and equivalents) than both the Chinese and Europeans per head.

      The Western world, mainly America, don't want to commit to polluting less than the Asians because they are worried that it will make them less competitive and "isn't fair". We built up our status as the first world on the back of massive polution, but don't want China/India etc to be able to do the same: That isn't fair and it's hardly surprising that the Asians don't think so.

      The western world should pay back the 'polluting debt' we owe by giving money to countries that didn't pollute as much in the past. If we did that we could set fair and equal pollution limits on a global level. It won't happen because no one will make it to power in America (and other places) by suggesting they give trillions to other countries and increase taxes on high emission sources to force them down.

    2. Re:We're all in denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are not too many people and CO2 is not a poison. The CO2 levels are lower than they have been in the past. When there is more CO2 in the atmosphere, plants will thrive. Any plant grower can tell you this. It's a scientific fact and I take scientific facts over consensus EVERY FREAKING DAY.

    3. Re:We're all in denial by evilviper · · Score: 1

      For every person we put on this earth, there's less space for the natural world and its forests and oceans which renew our air and water.

      Actually, higher population generally results in higher population density in cities. We don't go plow a forest to built more suburban houses, we stop building houses, and start building condos, high-rise apartments, etc., etc.

      And in the US, at least, the population is steadily moving southwest every year... The point being, we're generally destroying shrub desert, which previously had thin populations of plants and animals, which contributed almost nothing to renewing "our air and water."

      At some point, we will have used up enough land so that pollution, species loss and loss of renewable resources makes us get a Darwin award as a species.

      Absolutely, and long ago the exact date of this population crash was predicted. It is going to be... 1890. So said Thomas Malthus. Glad to hear your tremendous intellect has given you the insight to see the truth. Maybe you should form a group, and go climb up to a mountain-top somewhere, and wait for a sign that the population is about to crash.

      In the mean time, try this video:

      http://overpopulationisamyth.com/overpopulation-the-making-of-a-myth

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    4. Re:We're all in denial by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Actually, higher population generally results in higher population density in cities. We don't go plow a forest to built more suburban houses, we stop building houses, and start building condos, high-rise apartments, etc., etc.

      And where do these city dwellers get their food, paper plates, hardwood furniture? Where does their trash go? Our rainforests are being cut down at an accelerating pace, mostly for its wood. Looking at one part of the system while ignoring the system as a whole is just naive. We are consuming, destroying, and polluting our natural resources far above a sustainable rate. What could possibly go wrong?

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    5. Re:We're all in denial by evilviper · · Score: 1

      And where do these city dwellers get their food, paper plates, hardwood furniture? Where does their trash go?

      You're just making a fool of yourself, here. Paper and most wood is rather sustainably harvested, and has been for a long time. We certainly aren't going to run out of space for landfills for centuries to come, the issues with them are always local political nonsense.

      We are consuming, destroying, and polluting our natural resources far above a sustainable rate.

      First off, there are some externalities, but in general, the market is very good at handling this. Remember $1/gallon gasoline? Me neither. Even with this most inelastic of resource, price spikes resulted in significantly reduced demand.

      And secondly: PROVE IT! I'm tired of this emotional, baseless fear-mongering bullshit. I've provided real facts and sources. You and the GP haven't provided a damn thing to support any of your claims, so get some facts to support your position, or go away and shut the hell up while the grown-ups are speaking.

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    6. Re:We're all in denial by kermidge · · Score: 1

      How long ago in the past?

    7. Re:We're all in denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paper and most wood is rather sustainably harvested, and has been for a long time.

      You mean in your area or globally?

      In general, the market is very good at handling this.

      No it isn't. Market prices only rise as the availability of a product decreases, and it doesn't matter one bit if the tree you're writing on is one of a million trees or one of a thousand. Yet ecological resilience may have been lost at 10,000. If there is any correlation between sustainability and product price, it's a negative one, seeing how organic products are more expensive than their non-sustainable counterparts.

      Remember $1/gallon gasoline? Me neither.

      The rest of the world does, and this illustrates my previous point perfectly. That the US uses its clout to make sure domestic oil prices are below cost has nothing to do with depletion and everything with political fear.

      I've provided real facts and sources.

      You have only provided one single source, and from a domain-name that's clearly not meant to provide an even-handed (you americans call it "bi-partisan") point of view. And besides that, it's a movie. If you want to come across as well-read or fully informed, next time provide your sources in writing.

    8. Re:We're all in denial by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Actually, higher population generally results in higher population density in cities. We don't go plow a forest to built more suburban houses, we stop building houses, and start building condos, high-rise apartments, etc., etc.

      We still have to feed those people. The amount of land needed for farming increases linearly with the population. We do bulldoze forest and grassland to build farms.

      And in the US, at least, the population is steadily moving southwest every year... The point being, we're generally destroying shrub desert, which previously had thin populations of plants and animals, which contributed almost nothing to renewing "our air and water."

      That's going to work out great as a warming atmosphere makes the south west even more arid than it has been.

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    9. Re:We're all in denial by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Remember $1/gallon gasoline? Me neither.

      I sold gas for $.99/gallon during the summer of 2001 in central Michigan. Not that the price of gas has anything to do with overpopulation or global warming. We're still going to run out.

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    10. Re:We're all in denial by JDG1980 · · Score: 1

      And where do these city dwellers get their food, paper plates, hardwood furniture?

      Paper plates and hardwood furniture are both wood products, so their manufacture is if anything probably causing a net reduction in CO2 levels.

    11. Re:We're all in denial by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Really? It looks like you just pulled shit out of your ass to me.

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    12. Re:We're all in denial by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      So cutting down the trees that remove CO2 from the atmosphere, expending energy to turn them into disposable goods, driving them across the country in polluting vehicles, then disposing them in the trash is helping the environment?

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    13. Re:We're all in denial by JDG1980 · · Score: 2

      So cutting down the trees that remove CO2 from the atmosphere, expending energy to turn them into disposable goods, driving them across the country in polluting vehicles, then disposing them in the trash is helping the environment?

      The trees wouldn't be grown in the first place if not for the demand for these consumer products. The majority of lumber in the US is harvested not from old growth, but from tree farms.

      And trees absorb more CO2 when they're in their fast growth phase. So cutting them down and re-planting when they reach full size is best from that perspective.

    14. Re:We're all in denial by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      I was in a hurry and screwed up the tags last time. If you want sources, try reading Collapse by Jared Diamond and Limits to Growth by Donella Meadows. If you have sources that refute their observations, models, and predictions, please post them. If you really need more books to read after that, let me know. There's plenty more. But please stop accusing people who disagree with you of being stupid children. You're not helping the debate by being childish and insulting.

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    15. Re:We're all in denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is okay because at least we'll have more people watching TV and contributing to the economy and that is all that matters right lol?

    16. Re:We're all in denial by stdarg · · Score: 1

      The Western world, mainly America, don't want to commit to polluting less than the Asians because they are worried that it will make them less competitive and "isn't fair".

      Yup, it isn't fair. I don't know why that's in scare quotes.

      We built up our status as the first world on the back of massive polution, but don't want China/India etc to be able to do the same: That isn't fair

      That isn't fair either. Why do you agree with one and not the other?

      The western world should pay back the 'polluting debt' we owe by giving money to countries that didn't pollute as much in the past.

      That's ridiculous! What polluting debt? How do you put a dollar figure on that?

      How much credit does the western world get for developing the economies of modern India and China? How would China be doing without those lovely export markets? In that sense we've already given them trillions of dollars. I mean, you do realize the US runs a trade deficit and China has a trade surplus. Are you factoring those numbers into your debt figure? Somehow I doubt it.

      If we did that we could set fair and equal pollution limits on a global level.

      That at least makes more sense than the political reality -- treaties like Kyoto completely exclude limits on the "developing" world. (How much longer can China and India be considered "developing" -- India has a space program for instance.)

    17. Re:We're all in denial by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      We don't have too many people--we just waste and emit too much.

      And the population problem is slowly taking care of itself as the third world gets more developed.  The *only* thing that has ever been proven to control population is raising the standard of living.  Just look at Japan, Europe, and the U.S.--native born folks don't have near as many children as they used to, because they don't have to and they want to enjoy their lives more :-)

    18. Re:We're all in denial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it interesting that "too many humans" is often more palatable than saying that existing humans can (maybe even should) be happy with 1 multi-hundred watt game console instead of 3, or 1 car instead of 2, or 1000 square feet for a small family instead of 3500.

      There's a population and land use problem, I won't dispute that. I do wonder how much of an impact we could have by simply teaching folks how to live less excessively.

    19. Re:We're all in denial by Raenex · · Score: 1

      (How much longer can China and India be considered "developing" -- India has a space program for instance.)

      And so does China.

    20. Re:We're all in denial by khipu · · Score: 1

      As of right now, the average Chinese person emits as much carbon as the average European [todayonline.com] -- and there are many more Chinese people.

      Most of the Chinese emissions are for the creation of products shipped to Europe and the US. These are basically emissions that are exported to China.

      At some point, we will have used up enough land so that pollution, species loss and loss of renewable resources makes us get a Darwin award as a species.

      Species grow until they reach the carrying capacity of the environment. They don't die out when they do, they stabilize and/or evolve. Humans have done this many times before.

  69. Re:Nobody listens. You're all children with bazook by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    A few years back, scientists pointed out there was evidence that ice ages could come on in as little as a couple of years, and that it required centuries or millenia of cooling was wrong.

    All it takes is a couple of what would be severe winters in a row from random chance, combined with a big volcanic eruption or two (Krakatoa I think made London snow in summer.) All it takes is for one summer where the snow pack doesn't melt, and that summer the Earth, thanks to the albedo, never gets much summer energy, then the winter is utterly frigid, starting from a much cooler level, and then the snow pack never melts for 10-50,000 years. Each year then adds to the never-quite-melting snow of summer.

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  70. Re:Just as sure by gl4ss · · Score: 2

    *What is this deadly thing that is chasing humanity and necessitates the environmental destruction of the past 100-150 years?*

    death and shit, in that order. even ddt was meant to prevent death.

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  71. Re:Just as sure by mysidia · · Score: 2

    What is this deadly thing that is chasing humanity and necessitates the environmental destruction of the past 100-150 years?

    Hunger for food, and a desire for the things necessary to live, and a desire for products that make life easier, reduce work, and extend quality of life.

  72. Re:Just as sure by khipu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It is a risk management issue. We know there is a risk of global warming. We know it can potentially bring massive (earth altering amounts) losses if unmitigated.

    According to the IPCC report, the losses are not "massive", they amount to a few percent of global GDP, comparable to how much it would cost to mitigation. The losses for the US and Europe are even smaller.

    Global warming is something we can live with: it causes changes, will impose some costs, but it is not a civilization killer. (Global cooling, on the other hand, is a huge problem. The US and Europe would be in deep trouble if climate went back to the way it was a few thousand years ago.) And carbon emissions will abate over the next couple of decades anyway, as solar and other technologies become more attractive and cheaper.

    The question is do we wait uninsured, or do we consider an insurance policy of some sort.

    I'm pretty sure dumping massive quantities of iron into the ocean and causing algal blooms is not "insurance", it is pollution.

  73. too expensive to deal with carbon emissions by Chirs · · Score: 1

    Fundamentally nobody is willing to do what it takes to deal with carbon emissions...it's perceived as too expensive.

    On the other hand, geoengineering solutions (if they work) would be cheap. I heard an estimate that a fleet of small autonomous ships spraying seawater into the air (to seed clouds and increase albedo) would cost ~6 billion. That's nothing in comparison....there are individuals that could afford that.

    1. Re:too expensive to deal with carbon emissions by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      But these techniques are unproven, possibly unsafe and really nothing more than a band aid to cover the real problem. In fact they aren't even that, they're a useful distraction to allow the powers that be to continue with business as usual while leading idiots to believe there's a simple geoengineering solution.

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    2. Re:too expensive to deal with carbon emissions by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      But these techniques are unproven, possibly unsafe

      Right so we need to apply science. i.e. do some maths, come up with some models, possibly run some trials, possibly look for money to run bigger trials.
      That way we can prove them and see if they're safe.

      really nothing more than a band aid to cover the real problem

      One could argue that farming is nothing more than a band aid to cover the problem of unreliable animal migration. It's what humans do though.
      Covering yourself in animal skins is a band aid against bad weather.

      In fact they aren't even that, they're a useful distraction to allow the powers that be to continue with business as usual while leading idiots to believe there's a simple geoengineering solution.

      How are they a distraction if they work? If for a comparatively small investment they do sequester CO2 then what's the problem?
      I'm not certain that they will, in fact the current evidence I see seems to say it won't but this is why we have science to find these sorts of things out.
      Let's face it anyway we only need a temporary solution, we will run out of fossil fuel to burn soon enough so we only need a temporary solution until that happens. As long as that temporary solution doesn't break anything else (that we can't also fix) then I don't see the problem with a temporary solution.

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  74. Re:WTF by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

    Ah, the it's all cyclic - meme. That's a rather new one, isn't it? Of course, since there is no actual periodic cause to be found for the current warming trend, you gotta heap cycles upon cycles to get an arbitrary match to the data. I suspect that someone in the denialsphere lately discovered Fourier analysis without having a clue what it is actually good for. Starting from there, it got amplified by the usual blogorrhoea.

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  75. Re:LIA by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    I suggest you go read the IPCC's disscusion on attribution in its reports before attempting to attack the conclusions. The +/- forcings due to changes in solar fux are swamped by the +/- forcings due to human activity to such an extent that it is difficult to detect any signal in the data. The areosols released by China alone do far more to cool the planet than changes in solar flux. Also your assumption that solar flux caused the little ice age is not supported by the data, solar fux is the least understood of many causes that might explain the the little ice age .

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  76. global warming by eWarz · · Score: 0, Troll

    I hate this. Everyone is swearing that global warming is an issue. I'm not going to deny that pollution is a problem. I'm not even going to deny that it may affect the earth in a negative way. HOWEVER, We are breaking records that were set 40-60+ YEARS AGO PEOPLE! This is a WARM year, nothing more, nothing less. The last record high temperature in MY area was set in 1954. If we are experiencing global warming, why hasn't the temperature been shattered every year since then? Why did it take almost 60 years to break a high? Oh i know why! Because there is no such thing as global warming! Because we are experiencing a fluke in what is otherwise a cooling of the earth. Because these so called scientists, which are all funded by various questionable means are trying to promote political agendas whether then back the facts up. Give me 20+ years of climbing temperatures (a mere drop in the bucket considering how old this planet is) and i'll change my mind...wait what? You mean scientists can't actually PROVE that global warming exists?!?!?!

    1. Re:global warming by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Some things you're forgetting:
      More heat island effects.
      The records being broken are localized.
      There are plenty of places that are way below seasonal still.
      Less stations actually monitoring today, then 50 years ago.
      And so on, and so forth.

      Heck my town doesn't even have a station that monitors anymore. All weather data is from 50km away, and that's for "official" records as well. Ahhaha...yeah.

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    2. Re:global warming by lloydchristmas759 · · Score: 1

      Maybe this will convince you ?

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    3. Re:global warming by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Give me 20+ years of climbing temperatures (a mere drop in the bucket considering how old this planet is) and i'll change my mind...wait what?

      Would 40ish years do?.

      HOWEVER, We are breaking records that were set 40-60+ YEARS AGO PEOPLE! This is a WARM year, nothing more, nothing less.

      The issue with temperature records is that in a stable climate, both record warm and record cold temperatures become progressively less likely to occur. The chance is 1/n of setting either record, where n is the number of readings taken. Climate change, however, loads the dice, so far this year we've set 10 times as many warm records as cold records. Now, that could be just one warm year, but 13 of the top 14 warm years occurred in the last 14 years.

      The last record high temperature in MY area was set in 1954.

      In my area it was set last year, and then again earlier this year, and again last week.

      Why did it take almost 60 years to break a high? Oh i know why! Because there is no such thing as global warming! Because we are experiencing a fluke in what is otherwise a cooling of the earth.

      That's some fluke, the long term global cooling trend ends around 1900, and a global warming trend takes over.

      You mean scientists can't actually PROVE that global warming exists?!?!?!

      They already have proved that global warming exists, you just weren't paying attention. Now you seem to refuse to look at the evidence. It's hard to take your protests seriously when you appear to have your eyes shut tight, your fingers stuck in your ears and you're shouting "Nananana - I can't hear you! Nananana - I won't hear you!".

      There are at least 4 separate temperature reconstructions that all show long term warming trends, including one funded by the Koch brothers who as owners of a vast fossil fuel empire have vested interests in showing that global warming isn't happening. If the scientists they hired to prove that global warming doesn't exist actually came to the conclusion that it does, why don't you believe them?

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  77. I thought Dumping stuff in the Ocean was bad... by BenJCarter · · Score: 1

    Causing an algae bloom is good now?

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  78. Why does this remind me of that episode of... by prowler1 · · Score: 1

    .. Futurama where they keep collecting huge blocks of ice from Halley's comet and dump it into the ocean? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqVyRa1iuMc

  79. Panchaea project? by toruonu · · Score: 1

    Didn't I just recently hear about the idea to seed iron to fight global warming. Right, it was the Panchaea project in Deus Ex Human Revolution. Well I just hope it works out better than it did in the game though :P

  80. Re:Just as sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is more that they don't want to slow down because they are being chased by something possibly deadly.

    No, it is more that they don't want to slow down because they need to get home to update their facebook status.. even though they could just pull over and do it on their phone.

  81. Re:LIA by Brett+Buck · · Score: 0

    If you are quoting the IPCC, you have already lost the argument. They have long since been discredited as a scientific panel.

  82. Re:Just as sure by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2

    It is more that they don't want to slow down because they are being chased by something possibly deadly.

    What is this deadly thing that is chasing humanity and necessitates the environmental destruction of the past 100-150 years?

    Starvation. If we were to de-industrialize, we'd have even more people starving all over the planet.

    LK

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  83. Anti-science 101 by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Cherry pick your data.

    Now, what was it you were saying about being current?

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  84. Re:Just as sure by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This always confuses me. Why do people seem to think that climate scientists advocate deindustrialisation? I have never heard a serious case arguing for it. And yet, many arguments against global warming measures seem to claim that that is what is being proposed. Wherefore this misconception?

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  85. Re:Just as sure by siddesu · · Score: 2

    they amount to a few percent of global GDP,

    This is the lower bound.

    dumping massive quantities of iron into the ocean and causing algal blooms is not "insurance",

    Nice strawman there.

  86. Much better solution: by musth · · Score: 1

    Much fewer fucking people.

    1. Re:Much better solution: by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Or just contraception. I mean, leave us with something to do.

  87. No such thing as 'man made global warming' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.climatedepot.com

  88. What does the fossil record have to say on the su? by ddt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seeing as how 1/3 of the earth is made of iron and we've assuredly been rained upon by some iron meteorites that probably popped somewhere in the atmosphere, something tells me that iron-rich moments in the ocean's history have not been unknown. Does the fossil record have anything to say on the subject?

  89. More or less by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

    What they've said is "We shouldn't have done this." Ok, fair enough, nothing wrong with that but that isn't a solution. Telling someone that what they did to cause a problem shouldn't have been done is all well and good, but doesn't solve the problem, it isn't really that useful.

    It would be like going to the doctor because you'd broken your arm and having him say "Well you really shouldn't have fallen off your bike, had you not done that, your bone wouldn't be broken. You shouldn't ride your bike at all in the future. On your way then." While he's right that it would be better to avoid the situation in the first place, that doesn't really help fix it. Also supposing your bike is your own form of transport, his recommendation might not be so easy to just do.

  90. Re:Just as sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because people conflate climate scientists with environmentalists.

  91. Hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Egypt there was a priestclass claiming the sun was eaten every night by a snake. This priestclass employed a technique to save the sun from being eaten by the snake every night. Ofcourse, they needed to be paid for this.

    The CO2 global warming story is the same, it's a hoax, a story that enables a small group of psychopaths that rule the world, to tax our breathing. Think about it, you breath out CO2 with every exhalation. If we buy into this hoax, we will be taxed for breathing. And this tax will go to the same privately owned Rothchild bank in Switserland as the current CO2 tax goes.

    Wake up people, consensus != fact and the science against the CO2 story is becoming overwhelming.

  92. Re:Just as sure by nusuth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because many arguments comes from environmentalists, who frequently argue for human suffering if the alternative is environmental problems, rather than climate scientists. They cannot fathom just how much depended we are on current industry and how impossible it is to replace it with something even marginally less efficient without huge amount of human suffering.

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  93. Re:LIA by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

    So in other words the IPCC is "yucky", did you come up with that devestating critique all by yourself? - Or did a 3yo give you some tips on how to defeat rational arguments?

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  94. No Need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is NO such thing as Global Warming, and No Such Thing as a Greenhouse Gas, just bad physics from Sagan, promoted by Chicken Littles fronted by Gore ... it is all a huge SCAM.

    The only thing about the Iron seeding is 'It can't be enough' so is unlikely to do REAL harm, by also wont have any effect except to waste tax-payers money.

    MFG, omb

  95. OK, so it was too expensive to slow CO2 production by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But not too expensive for this???

  96. Re:Just as sure by evilviper · · Score: 4, Informative

    Why do people seem to think that climate scientists advocate deindustrialisation? I have never heard a serious case arguing for it.

    It's generally the environmentalists yelling about global warming the loudest, and shortly thereafter telling everyone that the solution is to go back to living in caves (quite literally).

    But it's not a complete misconception... Scientists don't quite say it, but it's clearly implied, because seriously reduced consumption and activity is currently the only way to make as big of a dent in CO2 production as they advocate.

    There are major things like cement production, which alone emits about 6% of total man-made greenhouse gases, for which there seems to be absolutely no possible option to significantly reduce the CO2 emissions, other than simply stopping cement production. With cement being one of the most important construction materials, this directly translates into stopping most large building construction, and a severe economic crash.

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  97. Re:Just as sure by Immerman · · Score: 1

    Actually I believe there's pretty wide agreement that seeding the upper atmosphere with ultra-fine particulate matter, similar to what happens in an exceptionally large volcano eruption, would pretty decisively mitigate the problem for a while. It would be extremely expensive, but not beyond the means of any of the economic superpowers. Frankly that's a last-ditch effort though, it would be a short-term solution, and the consequences of a miscalculation could be devastating - we could get a global version of the 1918 Year Without a Summer, and if our particles were longer-lived, which they would almost have to be in order to be cost effective, that could turn into the "Decade without a Summer". On the plus side I suppose the resulting famine would solve most of our other problems...

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  98. Re:Just as sure by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    as you are that a problem does exist. Really does it? Ready to turn the world's economy on it's head to to fix this supposed problem? Of course you are, because you are SURE.

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    The economy is already being wrecked by wars, bankers, motor industry bailouts, etc. Are you fighting those things as hard as you're fighting the climate change people? Nope? Didn't think so...

    Energy tech seems a much better investment to me than those things. Much cheaper, too, and much more likely to stabilize the future economy than petroleum wars, bailing out the manufacturers of gas guzzlers, etc.

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  99. Stop dumping! by afm47 · · Score: 1

    We dump stuff into the ocean to get read of stuff we have dumped into the atmosphere. What do we dump where to get rid of what we have dumped into the ocean? Shouldn't we rather stop dumping stuff? Or at least think a little more before we dump?

  100. Chem-Trails for the ocean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are nut jobs out there that think the condensed water vapor high altitude jets leave behind in the sky is nothing but the government trying to sedate and control the public. Check out YouTube for all the people who thinking spraying vinegar into the air causes the chemtrails to dissipate.

    They're also not too happy with water fluoridation.

    So now you want to boat around the worlds oceans dumping this iron stuff under the guise of countering carbon emissions? Oh boy they will have a field day with that.

    1. Re:Chem-Trails for the ocean? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      This one's my favorite:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV9gRFv5Kgc

      Stupid woman thinks seeing a rainbow when spraying water from a garden hose is some kind of government conspiracy.

  101. Catastrophe in the making by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Algae respirate (absorb) oxygen at night.

    Light penetration of water

    # only 73% of the surface light reaches a depth of 1 centimeter (less than a half inch)
    # only 44.5% of the surface light reaches a depth of 1 meter (3.3 feet)
    # 22.2% of the surface light reaches a depth of 10 meters (33 feet) .... this doesnt count light blocked by algae closer to the surface.

    Bacteria that eat dead algae use up oxygen (and often multiply faster than the algae does).

    Unstable system sucks all the oxygen out of the water and everything else dies.

    The 'scientists' (academics pretending to be scientists??) who have come up with this should be strangled slowly if it causes a catastrophe.

  102. Re:Just as sure by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since when is it economic alarmism when someone wants to shutdown the economy?

    So who is this someone? - Other than the "tear it all down and start again" types who turn up at tea party rallies and OWS sit-ins, I don't know of anyone who wants to "shutdown the economy"? If you are so certain about your basic assumption, surely you can give us a name and point to their published economic analysis? In fact if you are certain your claim is not alarmisim I would expect you would would also be able to point to an overwhelming consensus among working economists. AFAIK published economic modelling generally predicts a worst case senario of a 0-10% drop in global GDP over a 50yr period. To put that into perspective global GDP has more than doubled since 1995.

    A real skeptic questions their own assumptions which is how (over a 30yr period) I became convinced that burning all known FF deposits would be a catastrophic course of action, as a grandfather of three toddlers I am seriously fucked off that burning every last bit of coal, gas, and oil we can find is exactly what we are planning to do for no other reason than preserving the bussiness model of some very rich and powerfull luddites

    OTOH: I'm probably talking to a young "free market" ideologue who didn't hear the FF industry "cry wolf" when Nixon introduced the clean air act, or Reagan introduced cap and trade on sulphur emissions, or whoever it was that took the lead out of petrol. So I don't really expect my little rant will persuade you to question yourself. Besides being wrong would imply you have been recruited as a "useful idiot" by someone you already trust, and nobody likes to admit they have been fooled by what others see as obvious propoganda.

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  103. Adorable andromedan avatar approves above plan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > a plan to stop whatever by dumping whatnot into oceans

    Wasn't something like this described in Fred Hoyle's 1960s sci-fi novel and TV series, the "A for Andromeda"? The oceans were seeded by a form of artificial microbial life and the effect turned the whole atmosphere into one huge typhoon, decimating the global population.

    The events happened due to a conspiracy by aliens, who radio-telecommunicated an avatar to earthling boffins and her super IQ fooled Blighty into handing over all power. The aim of the aliens was to force mankind to turn themselves into computer hardware based, stationary and passively observing eternal beings, as prior experience of galactic history suggested all active and organic races inevitably exterminate themselves soon after entering technological civilization.

  104. Done by the Polarstern and Indian Scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An experiment to evaluate this concept has been performed years ago by a team of scientists on the Polarstern in the Indian Ocean. The results were devastating. I do not know why this stupid idea comes up again every now and then. As the article above already shows, this idea and similar other ideas have all failed. Instead of fooling around to fix another result caused by a foolish behavior, it might be logical to start to stop being foolish.

    These ideas are fueled by the idea we can go on as we did in the past. Well the truth is: We cannot.

  105. Re:Just as sure by MartinSchou · · Score: 0

    Global warming is something we can live with

    So is farting in a lift. Telling people they're fat, ugly, retarded, cunts, gay, faggots, niggers, commies, cowards, rats, bastards or any other slew of insults you can think of. Firing guns into crowds. Flying planes in to buildings. Dropping bombs on each-other.

    Neither of these are civilization killers (the last one has the potential though, depending on the bombs).

    Doesn't mean I think we should just let it happen, simply because it's not affecting me personally.

  106. Re:You do not know what you are doing.... by Immerman · · Score: 1

    Believe that it's due to atmospheric carbon, yes. (or more accurately that CO2 is a major human-contributed forcing-factor disrupting a long-term quasi-equilibrium)

    That the solution it to manipulate the ecosystem, hell no.

    In fact many argue that even discussing it is a bad idea because it will allow policy makers to continue business as usual feeling they have an insurance policy against the day things eventually do go south, when in reality it's an "oh god, maybe we won't all die if we do this" emergency patch. The consensus is that what we should be doing is reigning in carbon emissions while it's still economically feasible to do so, but every year we put off doing so means the cuts will have to be more drastic. Had we started 50-80 years ago when the warnings were first becoming clear it would have been a minor inconvenience - pour a few hundred million a year, chump change by global GDP standards, into developing efficiency and alternative energy technologies and we'd be in a much better place today.

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  107. Futurama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Time to start working on the Futurama solution. Mine a comet and dump a block of ice in the ocean every couple of years or so.

  108. Re:You do not know what you are doing.... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    No, it's not even that - it's politics.

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  109. Re:Just as sure by dbIII · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why do people seem to think that climate scientists advocate deindustrialisation?

    Because you've got to make your strawman look really ugly before people will want to set fire to it.

  110. Re:You do not know what you are doing.... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    Some prefer the word "phenomenon" over "problem". You realize the Earth has been on a warming trend since oh I dunno, the last ice age, right? And the Earth has been far hotter on average than it is today, as well. So where exactly is this "problem"?

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  111. What about OTHER benefits? by wisebabo · · Score: 1

    I know we shouldn't be screwing around with the environment but it looks like we'll be getting desperate by the time we get off our butts to do something. And anyway, as other posters have mentioned, we've been running an uncontrolled experiment into the release of many gigatons of CO2 for quite some time now.

    So, while their are undeniable risks that this entails, are there any benefits? If these phytoplankton aren't snapped up by noxious jellyfish* (and all of them don't sink to the bottom although that wouldn't be all bad) could this bolster the food chain? I mean wouldn't this cause an increase in the productivity of the whole food chain? They don't call some parts of the ocean (the southern pacific I think) a "desert" for nothing. We are basically fertilizing the ocean, if done right that might be a very good thing! (sushi)

    Did the researchers look into the fish/krill/higher predators populations? Did they see any noticeable increase (or decrease)?

    *even this might not be too bad, don't pelagic sunfish and sea turtles eat jellyfish? Turtle soup anyone?

  112. Re:Just as sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Stop breeding like rabbits and maybe the environment won't be so threatened. I always enjoy listening to the rants of lunatics who think they know something when the real problem is staring them in the face, is 100% under their control, and yet they refuse to do anything about it.

    If the Earth's population was 7,000 people instead of 7 billion, I'm sure we'd be hard pressed to have any impact at all on the environment. As the population grows, each human has to make less and less effort to add to environmental damage, until at one point just being alive will cause damage. That's when we all fall down the "crash" part of the J curve.

    Oh, cue the part about how (some) western countries have declining populations. Yeah, the "West" is a very, very small fraction of the global population. Add the US, Canada and Europe and you don't even reach 10%.

  113. Re:Just as sure by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    He's talking about terrorists. Because we all know that them darned terrorists are behind this, god darn it, they want to make the whole world a desert so they can ride their camels.

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  114. Same thing for nucear waste ... sink it. by fygment · · Score: 2

    It will be sequestered for centuries ... a nuclear sink.

    Out of curiousity, after centuries, what happens?

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    1. Re:Same thing for nucear waste ... sink it. by fredrated · · Score: 1

      Presumably after centuries it will no longer be radioactive.

    2. Re:Same thing for nucear waste ... sink it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get a big cavern full of helium to play with.

  115. Re:Happy Friday from the Golden Girls! by paiute · · Score: 1

    It's confidant, not cosmonaut, dumbshit.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen

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  116. Re:Just as sure by paiute · · Score: 1

    as you are that a problem does exist. Really does it? Ready to turn the world's economy on it's head to to fix this supposed problem? Of course you are, because you are SURE.

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  117. perfectly fine match by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    We're headed for an anemic solar max, late and low on sunspots. Perfectly in line with the NSO paper.

  118. Re:LIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that you don't agree doesn't automatically discredit them.

    Please show which of their statements are false, misleading or fabricated.
    As all their reports are public, reviewed and attributed, that shouldn't be difficult.

    You are aware that some of the contrarian scientists have been authors, even lead authors on IPCC reports?

  119. Halleys Comet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When are we going to send the team to Halleys Comet to mine for ice to drop into the ocean on a regular basis?

  120. Re:Just as sure by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    If the Kyoto Treaty had been ratified by the U.S. Senate, the American economy would have been devastated to an extent to make the crash of 2008 look like a mild recession.

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  121. Re:Just as sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    John Perkins - Confessions of an Economic Hit Man ISBN 1576753018

  122. Re:Just as sure by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

    >>Why do people seem to think that climate scientists advocate deindustrialisation?

    Because of people like Hansen.

  123. Re:Just as sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What is this deadly thing that is chasing humanity and necessitates the environmental destruction of the past 100-150 years?

    Other humans. If we don't outrace them, they will kill us.

  124. Re:Just as sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Total economic collapse. The world economy is based on a series of gigantic multi-generational ponzi schemes (insurance, banking, social security, etc) that got too big to fail. If they fail the flow of money will stop and supply lines will break, no generation has wanted to deal with this so they kick the can down the road. The only way to continue them is extracting wealth from the earth at ever increasing rates. There will not be a reduction in consumption until the current system is gone one way or the other.

    The most constructive thing you could possibly be doing is creating decentralized alternatives to the services offered by governments and their products (the large corporations) so that the collapse of their network of debt and involuntary participation is less of a big deal. Then they can be gotten rid of without bringing down everything around them.

  125. Re:LIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The IPCC is a political organization that does bad science. For real science, watch "Global Warming, Emerging Science and Under-standing".

    http://www.globalwarmingclassroom.info/

  126. Re:What does the fossil record have to say on the by Guppy · · Score: 2

    Seeing as how 1/3 of the earth is made of iron and we've assuredly been rained upon by some iron meteorites that probably popped somewhere in the atmosphere, something tells me that iron-rich moments in the ocean's history have not been unknown. Does the fossil record have anything to say on the subject?

    Banded Iron Formations.

  127. Re:Just as sure by Rei · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that whopping 0.05% GDP in non-US Kyoto economies will be a real killer (the paper looked at non-US costs since the US didn't ratify the treaty)
    .

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  128. Re:Just as sure by Rei · · Score: 1

    Funny, I thought he supported a feebate. Guess that's just code for "going back to living in caves".

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  129. Re:Just as sure by tbannist · · Score: 1

    Ironically, guess what we're probably going to run into if we keep charging blindly ahead? "Hunger for food and a desire for the things necessary to live and desire for products that make life easier, reduce work, and extend quality of life". If climate change prompts world wide crop failures, and in causing climate change we deplete the world's fossil fuel supply we're just making the situation temporarily better before it gets much worse.

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  130. Re:Just as sure by Rei · · Score: 0

    Dumb Aztecs. They should have learned that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree, and because of this, we need to spend our sundays going to a magic house where a priest transmutates crackers and grape juice with an incantation while we send psychic messages by holding our hands together, give the magic house our money, and we can be confident that global warming is either not real because after a guy built a huge zoo-boat, said Zombie-Dad promised the boat-guy that he wouldn't let the world be destroyed again - or, contrarily, that it doesn't matter, because the zombie is going to be imminently reanimated a second time and then everybody is going to die.

    It's much more rational that way.

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  131. Wait until the ambulance chasers get ahold of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There will be a lawsuit for every weather event on earth, from hurricanes to rain spoiling some kid's pool party....

  132. Re:Just as sure by tbannist · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, I've found it's the people doing the polluting who claim that polluting less would mean everyone would have to go live in caves, I can't say I've ever heard a serious environmentalist argue we should do so*.

    * Excepting the one group that advocates building homes in caves, but to be faire, the caves they want people to live in are better than the houses that most people live in now.

    There are major things like cement production, which alone emits about 6% of total man-made greenhouse gases, for which there seems to be absolutely no possible option to significantly reduce the CO2 emissions, other than simply stopping cement production. With cement being one of the most important construction materials, this directly translates into stopping most large building construction, and a severe economic crash.

    The goal is to reduce overall emissions to a sustainable level, they don't need to be cut to 0. Imagine for a moment that we were rational creatures, we could use taxes levied on carbon emissions to fund carbon sequestration, to achieve a net-0 emissions rate. We also don't need to cut every industry identically. For instance, if the will existed, we could switch the world to mostly electric vehicles in a generation. That would greatly cut transportation emissions while potentially increasing power generation emissions, while still reducing overall emissions.

    There are alternate methods of concrete production that produce lower emissions, they aren't used because they are more expensive than the cheapest methods and CO2 emissions cost the company nothing. That's one reason why taxing emissions makes economic and environmental sense. If CO2 emissions have a cost, it makes the processes that emit less CO2 comparatively more cost-efficient (and it spurs more research into making those processes more cost-effective).

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  133. Re:You do not know what you are doing.... by Rei · · Score: 2

    Not true. The world was on a cooling trend until the industrial revolution.

    And the Earth has been far hotter on average than it is today

    So? Who cares what the temperature was like at some arbitrary point in the distant past? Species change, ecosystems change. What matters is the *rate change*, because adaptation doesn't occur instantaneously. It's the rate change that's concerning. The last time Earth saw this sort of rate-change was the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum. The world was left as uch a different place that we call it a different era (the Eocene).

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  134. Re:Just as sure by tmosley · · Score: 1

    Because they want to take away the ability to burn carbon based fuels without allowing for any form of reasonable replacement.

    If they wanted to use the money from carbon taxes to fuel LFTR research and reactor production, then they would at least have a plan that doesn't involve starving half of Africa to death as an "unintended" consequence.

  135. Re:Just as sure by tmosley · · Score: 1

    Are you really defending mass human sacrifice?

    That is like defending the Khmer Rouge by talking about North Vietnamese war crimes.

  136. Re:Just as sure by Talderas · · Score: 1

    So you're saying that we should nuke the shit out of east Asia?

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  137. Re:WTF by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Dumping 300 million years of sequestered CO2 into the atmosphere in a little over a century is a "natural cyclical phenomena"[sic]?

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  138. Re:Just as sure by tmosley · · Score: 1

    Carbon caps. Carbon taxes. No decrease in nuclear regulation. Increases in nuclear protests.

    Somehow I don't think you have thought your brilliant plan all the way through.

  139. Re:Just as sure by tmosley · · Score: 1

    A lot of us are. Nice strawman, though.

  140. Re:Happy Friday from the Golden Girls! by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

    I used to think the Golden Girls troll was just annoying, but the fact that every single time he does it someone is compelled to correct the lyrics is actually starting to make me laugh. Seriously guys, we know it's not cosmonaut. We know because there have been literally dozens of Slashdot commentators who jump in and correct him, sometimes, as in this case, multiple people in a single thread. The troll isn't in posting the Golden Girls song, the troll is in getting a word wrong and making people react, stop feeding him!

  141. Re:Just as sure by Rei · · Score: 1

    Are you really defending talking snakes?

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  142. Re:Just as sure by Toonol · · Score: 1

    Well, often, yeah. Of course. You'll need to say how much economy and how much environment to really compare, though.

  143. "it was us that scorched the sky" by stigmerger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously?

    Someone is destroying your entire ecosystem, and telling you "we can't stop doing that, because we would lose money." And someone else says, "well, maybe if we cause a corresponding rapid radical transformation in ocean ecology it will offset the other catastrophe". And your answer is "hmm, yeah, that might work."

  144. Re:Just as sure by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    Because astroturfers and useful idiots for the corporations will fight any regulation to their last breath with every lie distortion and deception they can

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  145. Re:Just as sure by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Because if we really want to stop adding CO2 to the atmosphere now, so we can get back down to 350ppm, that will be the result.

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  146. Re:You do not know what you are doing.... by Oligonicella · · Score: 0

    "Not true. The world was on a cooling trend until the industrial revolution."
    Not true right back at ya. We're still cooling.

    "So? Who cares what the temperature was like at some arbitrary point in the distant past?"
    Uhhh... you. That's the fundamental point of the argument that "It's too hot now."

    "The last time Earth saw this sort of rate-change was the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum."
    You should note there were no humans around at that time, yet it occurred.

  147. Another bogus Soylent Green shovel-ready project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take something that is not a pressing problem (CO2) and toss in some mega-energy mass-manufacturing of chemical compounds, transport and dissipation of said compounds, for some pet project whose net-effect is insubstantial compared with the volumetric magnitude of biosphere, ocean and NATURAL climate. And call it a day, without doing a lick of useful work.

    But if clubbing poor baby plants to death by regulating CO2 is what pops your cork, a really bitchin' way to get yer "algal sink" on would be to ring the equator with floating OTEC (Ocean Thermal Energy Conversion) platforms. The nutrient-rich cold water upwelling around these would spurs algal growth without the use of nasty chemical additives. Then you could either pack and sink the algae to choke the little plants, or manufacture the fluorescent green algae powder that gives Soylent Green its lovely bright color that complements the yummy taste of its Secret Ingredient.Oh yeah -- and gain limitless energy.

    Shouts to Marshall T. Savage for his amazing work, Millennial Project: Colonizing the Galaxy in Eight Easy Steps (get the book!)

  148. Re:Happy Friday from the Golden Girls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    it's the same guy. it's part of the gag.

  149. Re:You do not know what you are doing.... by Rei · · Score: 1

    Not true right back at ya. We're still cooling.

    The concept of even needing to provide a reference to counter this is laughable, in that every serious dataset contradicts it. "Google" is a good enough reference here.

    Uhhh... you. That's the fundamental point of the argument that "It's too hot now."

    Funny, I don't remember saying that. Oh yeah, that's because you made it up. I said, "What matters is the *rate change*".

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  150. Re:Just as sure by khipu · · Score: 1

    This is the lower bound.

    This is what the IPCC report says:

    Limited and early analytical results from integrated analyses of the global costs and benefits of mitigation indicate that these are broadly comparable in magnitude, but do not as yet permit an unambiguous determination of an emissions pathway or stabilisation level where benefits exceed costs.

    http://www.ipcc.ch/publications_and_data/ar4/syr/en/mains5-7.html

    So, they are not "lower bounds", the costs and benefits of mitigation are "broadly comparable in magnitude".

    In different words: stop lying.

  151. Re:Just as sure by omnichad · · Score: 1

    Or we wouldn't have had as much money floating around to blow on the dot-com bubble, and cause the 2008 crash, and things would be pretty much as they are with a few less millionaire parachutists floating around.

  152. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  153. Re:Just as sure by Sperbels · · Score: 1

    Stop breeding like rabbits and maybe the environment won't be so threatened

    I know. Why is this so hard to figure out.

    We are always going to be a burden on the environment. When one technology feeds a billion new mouths, we just make a billion more and repeat the cycle. Something has got to give eventually.

  154. Re:Just as sure by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Good god man, a best selling conspriacy theory? That's what you call a reference? What next - quotes from the Da-Vinci code?

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  155. CO2 Oceanic Sinks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone recall the Lake Nyos Cameroon event induced by lake turnover (overturn) ? Are there not already vast CO2 and Methane sinks at various levels of the oceans? Would another Ice age would seemingly release some of these compressed gas sinks?

  156. Re:Just as sure by omnichad · · Score: 1

    With the bonus of a nuclear winter for some global cooling right away.

  157. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think this issue needs to be approached on two levels. 1. Continued reduction in carbon emissions. 2. Let mother nature do her job. We can help her by planting more trees, ie replacing the ones that have been removed/destroyed through deforestation. I don't know, call me crazy, but that seems more logical then dumping a crap load of iron in the ocean. The rise in CO2 levels did not happen over night, therefore we should not expect a decrease in levels to happen overnight either. Seriously, if people truly want to help this planet, go home and plant 5-10 trees in your yard.

    1. Re:Why? by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      I think this issue needs to be approached on two levels. 1. Continued reduction in carbon emissions. 2. Let mother nature do her job. We can help her by planting more trees, ie replacing the ones that have been removed/destroyed through deforestation. I don't know, call me crazy, but that seems more logical then dumping a crap load of iron in the ocean. The rise in CO2 levels did not happen over night, therefore we should not expect a decrease in levels to happen overnight either. Seriously, if people truly want to help this planet, go home and plant 5-10 trees in your yard.

      Two big problems with that. 1) Emissions are increasing. 2) "Mother nature" isn't super mom.

      I can't remember the numbers, but even IF emissions stabilized at 2012 levels you would have to do a hell of a lot more than replace a few trees to achieve declining CO2. Replacing every road with densely packed vegetation would be a good start, but mostly because it would get rid of cars. IIRC, we would have to double or triple the total plant life on the planet to achieve real CO2 reductions. And that only works if emissions don't continue to increase. Further, you are forgetting the Texas factor. For every tree you plant, somebody in Texas buys a bigger truck to spite you. I suspect the "feel good" factor in tree-planting leads to an increase in emissions.

      IMO, this is a huge collective action problem. The science is very clear, and the ideal policy is very clear (or at least there are a few good ones), but they will never happen. Not while sovereign states compete in an anarchic system. Nothing will be done until the incentives favor action.

      Incentives can be changed by new technologies/economies or cataclysm. Cold fusion would obviously do the trick. A new process that makes solar panels 90% efficient and 10% of current prices would also work. Cataclysm will work for incentivizing geoengineering but not prevention. I suspect several major crop failures in the US will spur some American action.

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  158. Re:Just as sure by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    Somehow I think you lack imagination.

  159. Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isnt there already tons of it at the bottom of the oceans/seas? I seem to remember hearing that there was already so much down there if by some chance it were released to the surface it would be catastrophic to the earth's environment.

  160. Re:WTF by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

    Why is that supposed to be hard to fathom? Just picture Earth becoming more like Mars, or totally like Mars if obliteration of all life on Earth was somehow possible.

    I can picture earth becoming more like the surface of the sun, that doesn't mean it's going to happen.

  161. Re:What does the fossil record have to say on the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seeing as how 1/3 of the earth is made of iron and we've assuredly been rained upon by some iron meteorites that probably popped somewhere in the atmosphere, something tells me that iron-rich moments in the ocean's history have not been unknown. Does the fossil record have anything to say on the subject?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banded_iron_formation

  162. Re:You do not know what you are doing.... by Krojack · · Score: 1

    "The last time Earth saw this sort of rate-change was the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum." You should note there were no humans around at that time, yet it occurred.

    You're forgetting that Global Warming fanatics only see the past ~50 years. I've personally talked to a few that never heard of the drought and extreme heat during the mid 1930's which took place during the great dust bowl. Sure a few will go back ~150 years but very few will even acknowledge the fact that the earth has gone though extreme temperature changes over the past 500+ million years.

  163. Another plan for reducing global warming by assertation · · Score: 1

    1. Plant Trees

    2. If you don't have a family yet, don't have more than 2 kids of your own

    3. Don't drive a vehicale that is bigger than you need.

  164. Re:WTF by stdarg · · Score: 1

    Ah, the it's all cyclic - meme. That's a rather new one, isn't it?

    No, it comes up from time to time.

  165. Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we stimulate algae blooms like this now, does it mean we get oil from those dead blooms later?

  166. Re:Just as sure by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

    What is this deadly thing that is chasing humanity and necessitates the environmental destruction of the past 100-150 years?

    I know of at least one: Starvation.

    Without technology (currently-petroleum-based) to run the tractors and fertilize the soil, the 1.6-to-2 acres requirement per person becomes a minimum of ~20 acres per person.

    The whole "organic" thing is cool and all, but there's a reason that shit's expensive: spoilage, crop losses before harvest (no pesticides/herbicides), lower yields, greater labor intensity, etc...

    So unless someone can cough up sufficiently cheap electric/hybrid tractors and a fertilizer that's just as good as Anhydrous Ammonia, stopping that nasty evil petro-based ag industry is going to starve a whole lot of people off.

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  167. Re:WTF by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Sure it is!

    1. Intelligent species learns to use fossil fuels at a massive scale before becoming collectively intelligent enough to manage their use
    2. Species burns every last trace of them until an unstoppable extinction event is triggered
    3. Rotting organic matter returns to petrochemicals
    4. New intelligent species arises
    5. Return to step 1

    You know what, I'm not even sure I'm joking now.

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  168. Algal blooms by Hellpop · · Score: 1

    Wow, maybe these tests are the cause of the Algal Blooms that some countries have been experiencing? I don't think we want more and bigger algal blooms either. Action-> reaction, duh.

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  169. Re:Just as sure by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    the source of the warming is the phenomenon which you don't understand.

    You would have made a very clever analogy if not for this part which is totally wrong.

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  170. Re:WTF by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Nicely done.

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  171. Re:Just as sure by AmbushBug · · Score: 1

    It's generally the environmentalists yelling about global warming the loudest, and shortly thereafter telling everyone that the solution is to go back to living in caves (quite literally).

    Can you back this statement up? From what I can tell, there are a few extremists in the environmental movement (as there are in any political movement) that might think this but you make it sound as if most environmentalists think this.

  172. Re:You do not know what you are doing.... by budgenator · · Score: 1
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  173. Re:Just as sure by fritsd · · Score: 1

    Yeah, mod up :-)

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  174. Re:Just as sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it is technically impossible and economically impractical to invent a material other than concrete for building construction?

    Hey, don't get me wrong. Concrete is a miracle material that industrial society relies on heavily, and it would be extraordinarily difficult to replace with something else that didn't produce significant CO2, or to modify the process to not emit as much. But setting up a false dichotomy -- that we either keep doing things exactly as we are now or give up on industrialization -- is stupid. The choices aren't that restrictive.

    It's only people who want to maintain the status quo at all costs, or who are actually against industrialization generally who advocate such a restricted set of options. Meanwhile, back in the real world, most people simply want industrialization *and* processes that don't completely trash the environment. Some people may claim that those two are mutually incompatible. In any meaningful sense, I don't buy that assessment. Some environmental change is inevitable, but even if you went back to a purely agrarian lifestyle it's still going to have major environmental effects. The standard is not "no effect on the environment at all", because humans have *never* achieved or wanted that. You basically can't *be* a living human being without having an impact on the environment. It's a question of balance.

  175. Re:Just as sure by tmosley · · Score: 1

    No. But you are defending mass murder because of some petty problem you have with Christianity.

    I am an atheist. I also have a moral compass. It tells me that mass murder is bad. Aztecs committed ritual mass murder on a scale never seen before or since. The Mexican people were definitely better off under their harsh Christian rulers than they were before, but not as well of as they would have been under a more liberal form of government.

  176. Re:Just as sure by tmosley · · Score: 1

    The economy doesn't run on imagination.

    Start protesting for increased nuclear research and a removal of the de fact ban on LFTR tech. It will be much more effective than bitching about CO2 emission without proposing solutions.

  177. What could possibly go wrong? by DarthVain · · Score: 0

    This seems like a Really Bad Idea (TM) to me.

    Up there with:

    Skinner: ahh, but as it turns out the lizards where a god send since they've eaten all the pigeons.
    Lisa: Isn't that a little short sighted, what happens when where up to our ears with lizards?
    Skinner: Ah, well we shall simply release wave after wave of Chinese needles snakes.
    Lisa: then what about the snakes?
    Skinner: We simply import gorillas who will eat all the snakes.
    Lisa: Well what happens when where up to our ears in gorilla's!
    Skinner: Ah that's the beauty of the thing, come winter the gorillas will freeze to death.

  178. Re:Just as sure by gorzek · · Score: 1

    Because people who deny the existence of anthropogenic climate change believe that asking anyone to change their behavior in any way in order to mitigate it is a bridge too far, an affront to freedom, the destruction of democracy, blah blah blah.

    In reality, the developed world will have to make a lot of adjustments--most modest, some probably severe--in order to survive. Less developed and prosperous countries, however, will suffer the brunt of the effects.

    And that's just the best case. The worst case is, we do nothing and ruin this planet for human life. It's unclear just how bad things have to get for that to happen, but I'm not particularly interested in trying to find out, either.

  179. Re:Just as sure by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    All progress runs on imagination. Otherwise there would be no progress.

    I'm not against nuclear power per se but it is one of the most expensive ways to produce power.

  180. Seems legit. by h4z3 · · Score: 2

    Clean the atmosphere while fucking the ocean.

    The issue here, is that people are not interested in true, long range, sustainable projects, they want to fix everything with nukes. At this point it may seem wiser to just let it roll and nature do its job, either, we all die (humans) and Earth heal by itself, or 90% of humans die, and the rest learns to play nice with the ecosystem (untill they fuck up again).

  181. Wrong target - GIGO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Methane is hundreds of times bigger problem than carbon dioxide. Methane is forming a dense cloud over the North Pole all the way to the north coast of Russia. Methane is 25x the strength greenhouse as CO2.

    Need to use CO2? Capture it and feed it to industrial algae. Plant and replant forests and plants.

    Need to capture, liquify and ship Methane?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floating_production_storage_and_offloading

  182. Re:Just as sure by mysidia · · Score: 1

    If climate change prompts world wide crop failures, and in causing climate change we deplete the world's fossil fuel supply we're just making the situation temporarily better before it gets much worse

    Currently, fossil fuels are required for efficient farm production, and for distribution of food, so in the face of fossil fuel depletion, climate change is an irrelevant detail.

    However... "charging blindly ahead" is what got us fossil fuels in the first place.

    There is no reason to believe that human innovation stops with fossil fuel depletion.

    The only thing that will get in the way of humans finding a better way, is other humans trying to frivolously and vainly prevent the inevitable "climate change" and "depletion of fossil fuels".

    The climate change, and eventual depletion are just facts that have to be accepted. The climate change, humans have no real control of. Attempting to prevent depletion of fossils will just do more harm than good

    And it's not nearly as catastrophic as you suggest

  183. Re:You do not know what you are doing.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is really irritating. Go find the paper that gave rise to the headline that you are now playing telephone with. It was not what you think it was.

  184. Re:Just as sure by sincewhen · · Score: 1

    I can only guess that it is a strawman created and maintained by those benefitting from the status quo. It is also easier to get people to take a position (particularly a negative one) if you frame the whole debate as an all-or-nothing, black and white issue.

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  185. Re:LIA by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    You do not even know what the IPCC does and yet you have concluded a video put out by a retired paper industry executive is a better source of information. For your edification the IPCC does NOT "do science".

    But hey, don't go to the IPCC site and find out what they are actually doing since that migh force you to question what you already know to be "fact", keep putting your faith in people like the director of that video who has no qualifications in climate science, has published no journal papers on the subject, made his millions turning forrests into paper, and warns you of the evil IPCC. Don't listen to the thousands of boffins who DONATE millions of manhours of tedious work reviewing and summarising mankind's current state of knowledge on the subject. Don't pay any attention to the billions of dollars spent collecting and analying data via everything from research ships to space ships. The boffins are just there to get free planes rides and access to confrence rooms so they refine their NWO plans. And of course who pays for these things, politicains! Sure those politicans come from over 120 very different nations but they are politicians so by definition anyone who deals with them must be untrustworthy, right?

    No, wrong. You are the victim of propoganda from vested interests. However if you think that's an insult to your intelligence, then you're not very intelligent.

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  186. Re:Just as sure by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

    He wants an ever increasing carbon tax to phase out pretty much all CO2 production, and transition to electric cars run by clean power.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2012/apr/06/nasa-scientist-climate-change

  187. The result was underwhelming by LandGator · · Score: 1

    Or we can try this on a trial basis, and scale it up if it seems to be working.

    See http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7959570.stm to discover how trials did not yield meaningful results whe using pure Fe, which does not have the risk of generating sulfuric acid.

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  188. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why spend time and resources changing what is a natural cyclical phenomena?

    That's what we do. People will die if we don't reverse current trends, and accumulated human wealth will be lost. We've built a lot of our infrastructure in places that will become unusable as sea levels rise, and some entire countries will go out Atlantis-style.

    What else you gonna spend resources preventing if not that, anthropocentric cause or no?

  189. Re:Just as sure by siddesu · · Score: 1
    And just one paragraph above your quote the report says:

    It is very likely that globally aggregated figures underestimate the damage costs because they cannot include many non-quantifiable impacts.

    I don't lie, you quote selectively.

  190. Re:WTF by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

    Ok, I should have seen this coming, shouldn't I?

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  191. Re:Just as sure by khipu · · Score: 1

    I don't lie, you quote selectively.

    And what are those "unquantifiable losses" supposed to be? Loss of life, loss of property, loss of species, loss of arable land, disease, sea level rise, migration, etc. are quantifiable. The IPCC report looked at each of these, quantified them, made a risk assessment, and put a final price tag on everything. That's the price tag you see in that section.

    What does that leave in terms of loss and risk? Not bloody much. Your claim that there are significant additional risks beyond those that the IPCC report analyzed and quantified is nothing more than FUD.

    And if there were quantifiable risks that the IPCC didn't include in the total, then they did shoddy work, in which case their entire case collapses anyway.

  192. Re:Just as sure by drsmithy · · Score: 1

    It's generally the environmentalists yelling about global warming the loudest, and shortly thereafter telling everyone that the solution is to go back to living in caves (quite literally).

    [citation needed]

  193. Re:Just as sure by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    Why do people seem to think that climate scientists advocate deindustrialisation?

    Why do people seem to think that the proposed policy changes are being driven by scientists? There are neo-luddites who are using the science of climate scientists as justification to return us to the pre-industrial age.

    LK

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  194. More Carbon in the ocean = BAD BAD by doccus · · Score: 1

    The oceans are already dying off at an alarming rate due to dissolved carbon dioxide, creating carbonic acid.. hell this was even in the NEWS recently.. Where's the proof that by algae pulling even more carbon in, we wouldn't have an even HIGHER level of CO2 saturation?

  195. Bring on the cooling! by HArchH · · Score: 1

    Great idea. Then in 20 years when we have another unexplained period of global cooling maybe we will have some glaciers form in Scotland and Germany.

    Who will make money from this BS and will the people that depend on the fish in those same southern oceans be amused?

  196. The Stand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stephen King wrote a wonderful novel where an apocalyptic event occurred due to an inbalance in the ocean and algae growth.

    Worth a read by these morons.

  197. Re:Just as sure by siddesu · · Score: 1

    And what are those "unquantifiable losses" supposed to be?

    Well, you can familiarize yourself with the full report. If you read it for the information it contains instead of cherry-picking stuff that seems to confirm your own beliefs, you'll get a pretty good idea.

    Now excuse me, feeding lying trolls isn't what I enjoy doing on Sunday mornings.

    Cheers, liar.

  198. Re:Nobody listens. You're all children with bazook by bhiestand · · Score: 1

    No, if you honestly think multiple degrees of global warming would probably be a "boon", I don't believe you know that you are a corporate shill. Possibly, on this issue, a bit of a fool.

    However, I do agree that an ice age would be worse than global warming.

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  199. Re:Just as sure by khipu · · Score: 1

    Well, you can familiarize yourself with the full report. If you read it for the information it contains instead of cherry-picking stuff that seems to confirm your own beliefs, you'll get a pretty good idea.

    I did read the full report (but you apparently didn't understand it). It lists a long list of things with quantifiable consequences and then totals them up and comes to the conclusion that the total is about as much as mitigation.

    To say "we did a cost/benefit analysis, and it came out a wash, but we don't like the result and there are all these other things we didn't count" is unacceptable. If the cost/benefit analysis in the report is missing significant costs, then the authors need to come up with a better estimate. If something isn't quantifiable, it isn't relevant to economic decision like spending hundreds of billions a year on mitigation.

    In different words, proponents of mitigation need to either put up or shut up. Put a price tag on the loss of polar bears, put a price tag on the loss of island habitats and ecologies, etc. because that's the only rational way of talking about these kind of decisions.

  200. Re:Just as sure by tbannist · · Score: 1

    The only thing that will get in the way of humans finding a better way, is other humans trying to frivolously and vainly prevent the inevitable "climate change" and "depletion of fossil fuels".

    What if you've got it backwards? What if what's going to stop (or delay) humans finding a better way, is other humans trying to frivolously and vainly prevent the replacement of fossil fuels?

    The climate change, humans have no real control of.

    Collectively, we can have control over climate change, however, there are a lot of people who hate the word "collectively" for ideological reasons.

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  201. We need a big fricking machine by tjstork · · Score: 1

    that just freezes the CO2 out of the atmosphere, and then we can figure out what to do with it...

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  202. Money for waste byproduct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, manufacturers of titanium white will be able to make money on their waste byproduct instead of paying for its disposal:
    http://www.jazdchemicals.com/chemyellowpages/leaf/Dyes-And-Pigments/Pigments/Titanium-White-Titanium-Dioxide.htm