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Facebook Abstainers Could Be Labeled Suspicious

bs0d3 writes "According to this article printed in tagesspiegel.de, not having a Facebook account could be the first sign that you are a mass murderer.(German) As examples they use Norwegian shooter Anders Breivik, who used MySpace instead of Facebook and the newer Aurora shooter who used adultfriendfinder instead of Facebook. They already consider those with Facebook accounts, who lack friends to be suspicious, but now they are suggesting that anyone who abstains from Facebook altogether may be even more suspicious."

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  1. Hogwash by rwa2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I submit: https://www.facebook.com/dexter

    (OTOH, I unfriended the account because disappointingly it wasn't even a little bit in-character)

    1. Re:Hogwash by FrostedWheat · · Score: 5, Funny

      What, he doesn't have a secret lab in his bedroom?

  2. Re:Two words by istartedi · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm starting a compay that knocks people to the ground and puts a boot on their neck. My business model is to sell ads on the soles of the boots. Ticker symbol FY is available. W00t! Get the VCs on the line.

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  3. adultfriendfrinder by fermion · · Score: 5, Funny

    While there may be overlaps, my understanding is the primary objective of FaceBook and Adultfriendfinder are not precisely the same. For example, it seems that many more photos on facebook involves clothing, and I am sure many of the people on facebook do not intend to have sex with everyone who friends them.

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    1. Re:adultfriendfrinder by Smallpond · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait.. AdultFriendFinder is a real thing? I just assumed it was a thinly veiled front for prostitution.

      You are incorrect. It is not thinly veiled.

  4. Overblown by jbmartin6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I submit that this sort of story is overblown.Yes, this is one out of hundreds of characteristics on a list. Just having one or even fifty from the list doesn't mean any individual has crossed the threshold of "suspicious". Everyone on /. should be familiar with this sort of thing from spam filters.

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  5. Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Breivik most certainly did have a Facebook account. He networked with anti-immigration and anti-Islam groups on Facebook. His address list for his manifesto was compiled from Facebook profiles that he had friended.

    1. Re:Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
  6. Yes, I am suspicious by Freddybear · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know who else never used Facebook? Hitler!

    1. Re:Yes, I am suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      And Jesus. Mind you he was caught by the Roman Thought Police and, boy, were they cross.

  7. FB by pitchpipe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This line of thinking could sure help Facebook's stock value.

    Uhm ... no. The more that Facebook is seen as something that you need to do (institutionalization) instead of something you do because it is cool, the less cool it will be. In fact this line of thinking may even make it cool to 'rebel' against the establishment (Facebook). This is how these social networking sites die. The cool kids leave first, everyone else follows soon after.

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    1. Re:FB by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Funny

      On the other hand, LinkedIn's stock is way up from IPO, while Facebook's is quite a bit down, and pretty much nobody uses LinkedIn on purpose. So institutionalization isn't always bad.

  8. Re:Two words by istartedi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh, and parent should not be modded down. "Fuck You" is pretty much the only valid response to that bullshit.

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  9. Phew! I'm safe! by bhunachchicken · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've had a Facebook account for years. I've even made one for each of the little voices in my head, too :)

  10. No-one should put their true real-world there by ron_ivi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I thought most parents teach their kids "don't give your personal info to strangers".

    Remember, Zuckerberg's a stranger to your kids no matter how many free things (services) he offers them, just as much as some guy offering free candy from an unmarked van.

    1. Re:No-one should put their true real-world there by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That was 1990s online culture, where parents would caution kids not to use their real name or info online, that kind of thing. Today, the parents are using their real name online themselves, and are more likely to demanding legislation against anonymous postings because of "cyberbullying" than to encourage anonymity.

  11. Re:Two words by game+kid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Right on. This whole thing is very thoughtcrimey--I guess I should expect "lemme see your passport, SSN, and Facebook account while I wand and grope you" real soon.

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  12. LinkedIn by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I don't use FB, only LinkedIn - what does that make me? Potential murderer for hire?

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    1. Re:LinkedIn by morcego · · Score: 5, Funny

      Negative. I tried hiring some murderers through LinkedIn, and didn't get any applicants ... I'm pretty sure Craigslist will have a much better return ...

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    2. Re:LinkedIn by EdIII · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm pretty sure Craigslist will have a much better return ...

      Ohhh.. you'll get applicants all right. Not what you are looking for though.

      Try it. If you sell an "antique writing desk with hutch" it will get instantly translated into, "I'm desperate for vagina. Call or email me at all hours of the fucking night if you have vagina to sell me".

      Craigslist should just renamed to questionablehookuplists.com

  13. Sociopathy by stevegee58 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I get funny looks all the time when I say I know all about FacePlace and consciously refuse to join.
    My sister worked on me for months (we're both "old") to join before I finally got testy and told her under no circumstances would I join. I think she thought I just didn't understand it and just needed to be shown how wonderful it was. She was genuinely hurt by my reaction.
    It's like belonging to a religion in many ways. True believers have trouble understanding how others don't share their beliefs; clearly they just need the right explanation to bring them around.

  14. Today's dilbert is right on topic by caffiend666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Today's Dilbert is right on topic: SHHHH! It hears you. .

    I don't like being packaged and sold as a commodity.

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  15. Re:It's also evidence... by EdIII · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or have principles which prevent you from engaging in such behavior.

    Valuing privacy and refusing to participate in information sharing with a company that will only use it in ways you don't approve of hardly makes you suspicious. If some people really do find that suspicious and can't understand the reasons... screw em. You will have as much success changing their minds as changing ultra-religious fanatics minds about their intolerance and bigotry.

    The real concern is if businesses or governments start using the lack of social networking presence as grounds for investigations or refusal to be employed.

  16. Re:Two words by omfgnosis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Profiling people based on their internet usage - for "national security" - is likely to become a reality in some countries before long.

    I'm fairly sure the NSA has been doing this for years. And I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out they regard anti-social indicators with similar suspicion. It's not a very novel notion.

  17. Bad Translation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a native German I just read the German article, and have to say it was a quite a good article. It just said not leaving any traces online(Facebook, MySpace etc.) makes you look suspicous in the eyes of HR departments, and you will probably not get the Job, because you might try to hide something. It also quted Dr. Christoph Möller that being addicted to Social Network can deepen Basic Mental Health Problems and also strengthen fear. Dr. Möller also said that he DOES NOT believe that absence from the Internet can lead to mass murders as committed by Anders Breivik and the Shooter from Aurora.

    tl;dr Basically the activepolitic.com article got it backwards.

  18. Re:Two words by Mitchell314 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I can easily fix this article for the proper implications.

    Breathing Human Beings Could Be Labeled as Suspicious

    "According to this article printed in tagesspiegel.de, being a living mammal could be the first sign that you are a mass murderer.(German) As examples they use Norwegian shooter Anders Breivik, who is a homo sapien and the newer Aurora shooter who was also a person. They already consider those requiring life support as also suspicious, but now they are suggesting that anyone who is healthy altogether may be even more suspicious. While it is already established that places like hospitals and clinics are no good for zombies, the dead, and ghosts; the undead will have to take a back seat while more and more insane articles like this come out. This line of thinking could sure help morgue businesses."

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  19. Re:It's also evidence... by QuasiEvil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or that you don't give a rat's ass about 99% of the stupid shit your "friends" post on FB. Most of those people who instantly tried to friend me were people from high school, many of whom were too cool to talk to my nerdy self back then. I didn't like them then, and they've been out of my life for 15 years. I couldn't care less that their baby did something today. Heck, my aunts, uncles, and grandparents use it all the time, so I don't think age is the delineating factor. It's more that I have way more things in my real life than I can keep up with, and I'd much rather be social over a pint at a pub or a MakerFaire or a reprap get-together than on some website with people that don't matter in my life anymore.

    I kept my account for about three months, mostly to see if I could find a couple old girlfriends and see what they were up to after my ex and I split. After that, I removed any content I could (I basically only ever uploaded one bland picture and some trivial details) and then told them to delete it. It was just adding to the noise side of the SNR in my life, so I just decided I was done with it. It does seem to be deactivated, but I suspect the Eagles were right on this one - you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

    Oh, and just for good measure...
    GET OFF MY LAWN, YA DAMN KIDS!

  20. Stupidity rules by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    and if routine identity control on the street finds an abstainer then a deep cavity search should performed - who knows what such abstainer can hide there...

    His/her privacy, for one (the horror!).

    A Facebook abstainer could be a future mass murderer. And so could a Facebook participant.
    A Facebook abstainer could be a saint and a scholar. And so could a Facebook participant (OK, that's a bit dodgy).
    The whole thesis of judging people by whether they are on Facebook or not is ridiculous.

    Out of 7 billion persons on this planet, let's say 4 billion are adults but not yet too decrepit to handle a PC or smartphone - i.e. of suitable age for Facebook. There are less than 1 billion Facebook participants (probably quite a bit less, due to fake accounts, etc.). So by a conservative estimate, 3 billion persons on the planet are Facebook abstainers, and therefore are potential mass murderers or something. Such an intellectually vacuous conclusion can only be reached by digesting utterly absurd bullshit.

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  21. Re:It's also evidence... by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Carrousel awaits you...

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