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Facebook Abstainers Could Be Labeled Suspicious

bs0d3 writes "According to this article printed in tagesspiegel.de, not having a Facebook account could be the first sign that you are a mass murderer.(German) As examples they use Norwegian shooter Anders Breivik, who used MySpace instead of Facebook and the newer Aurora shooter who used adultfriendfinder instead of Facebook. They already consider those with Facebook accounts, who lack friends to be suspicious, but now they are suggesting that anyone who abstains from Facebook altogether may be even more suspicious."

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  1. Hogwash by rwa2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I submit: https://www.facebook.com/dexter

    (OTOH, I unfriended the account because disappointingly it wasn't even a little bit in-character)

    1. Re:Hogwash by FrostedWheat · · Score: 5, Funny

      What, he doesn't have a secret lab in his bedroom?

  2. Re:Two words by istartedi · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm starting a compay that knocks people to the ground and puts a boot on their neck. My business model is to sell ads on the soles of the boots. Ticker symbol FY is available. W00t! Get the VCs on the line.

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  3. adultfriendfrinder by fermion · · Score: 5, Funny

    While there may be overlaps, my understanding is the primary objective of FaceBook and Adultfriendfinder are not precisely the same. For example, it seems that many more photos on facebook involves clothing, and I am sure many of the people on facebook do not intend to have sex with everyone who friends them.

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    1. Re:adultfriendfrinder by Smallpond · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait.. AdultFriendFinder is a real thing? I just assumed it was a thinly veiled front for prostitution.

      You are incorrect. It is not thinly veiled.

    2. Re:adultfriendfrinder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
  4. Overblown by jbmartin6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I submit that this sort of story is overblown.Yes, this is one out of hundreds of characteristics on a list. Just having one or even fifty from the list doesn't mean any individual has crossed the threshold of "suspicious". Everyone on /. should be familiar with this sort of thing from spam filters.

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    1. Re:Overblown by iamhassi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I submit that this sort of story is overblown.Yes, this is one out of hundreds of characteristics on a list. Just having one or even fifty from the list doesn't mean any individual has crossed the threshold of "suspicious". Everyone on /. should be familiar with this sort of thing from spam filters.

      Agreed - sort of. This is just one out of hundreds of characteristics, but the title is correct: Facebook Abstainers Could Be Labeled Suspicious.

      And it makes sense, why would someone not want to join a site where all your friends are? It's 2012 equivalent to a shut-in or recluse. People are naturally suspicious of someone that chooses not to join normal society.

      And it's going to get worse before it gets better, even if Facebook is replaced, there will be another website most people join. Facebook has been popular for what, 6, 7 years? There are teenagers today that don't remember life without Facebook, and as those teens become adults it's going to sound more perverse to hear someone say "I do not have a Facebook account"

      Even now, I know people who have been denied jobs, apartments and loans because they do not have a Facebook account, because Facebook is a great tool to contact everyone you "know" to check background and try and reach you if something happens i.e. steal and skip town, etc

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    2. Re:Overblown by Johann+Lau · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, I didn't mean that at all. I was simply questioning the arrogance/delusion/insanity of someone implying they belong to "normal society".

      Especially when talking about mass murder. Yes, it takes a rather fucked up person to open fire on random people, much less children. But the fact that a (supposedly) "well-adjusted individual" can make a career out of the collateral death of orders of magnitudee more people, and most people don't even fucking blink, makes the notion of "normal society" kind of ridiculous. This kind of lunacy is a steady and ever-present killer... you can steal the life of people by leading them in circles or down dead ends no problem, that's a-okay. But when some psycho does that on a much smaller scale, we're kind of relieved because we have someone we can feel morally superior to. Which kind of makes me sick.

      In short: fuck mass murderers, but also fuck people :P

    3. Re:Overblown by Cederic · · Score: 3, Funny

      You've already identified yourself as weird: you have friends who aren't like you

      Or he could be a gay lieutenant that votes differently in each election.

    4. Re:Overblown by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      If that makes me a recluse, what should we call someone whose primary social interactions come in 140 character sound-bites and who doesn't spend much social time with others away from their PC?

      A twit.

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  5. It's also evidence... by hawks5999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That you are old.

    1. Re:It's also evidence... by EdIII · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or have principles which prevent you from engaging in such behavior.

      Valuing privacy and refusing to participate in information sharing with a company that will only use it in ways you don't approve of hardly makes you suspicious. If some people really do find that suspicious and can't understand the reasons... screw em. You will have as much success changing their minds as changing ultra-religious fanatics minds about their intolerance and bigotry.

      The real concern is if businesses or governments start using the lack of social networking presence as grounds for investigations or refusal to be employed.

    2. Re:It's also evidence... by QuasiEvil · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or that you don't give a rat's ass about 99% of the stupid shit your "friends" post on FB. Most of those people who instantly tried to friend me were people from high school, many of whom were too cool to talk to my nerdy self back then. I didn't like them then, and they've been out of my life for 15 years. I couldn't care less that their baby did something today. Heck, my aunts, uncles, and grandparents use it all the time, so I don't think age is the delineating factor. It's more that I have way more things in my real life than I can keep up with, and I'd much rather be social over a pint at a pub or a MakerFaire or a reprap get-together than on some website with people that don't matter in my life anymore.

      I kept my account for about three months, mostly to see if I could find a couple old girlfriends and see what they were up to after my ex and I split. After that, I removed any content I could (I basically only ever uploaded one bland picture and some trivial details) and then told them to delete it. It was just adding to the noise side of the SNR in my life, so I just decided I was done with it. It does seem to be deactivated, but I suspect the Eagles were right on this one - you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

      Oh, and just for good measure...
      GET OFF MY LAWN, YA DAMN KIDS!

    3. Re:It's also evidence... by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Carrousel awaits you...

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  6. Sorry, but I consider Facebook suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They're a commercial enterprise making their money off profiting from the private data of others. I've had libertarians proclaim the company to be an example of the value of the free market, but I consider them an example of how a private company will manage to find something valuable about others and get money for it with a higher cost than you might realize.

    Now maybe you consider the service Facebook provides worth it, but I consider the cost of being on Facebook not worth any service.

    So...count me out of it. I could even be convinced to shut them down, though it would probably take some serious abuses before enough public support could trump the propaganda for it.

  7. Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Breivik most certainly did have a Facebook account. He networked with anti-immigration and anti-Islam groups on Facebook. His address list for his manifesto was compiled from Facebook profiles that he had friended.

    1. Re:Summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
  8. Yes, I am suspicious by Freddybear · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know who else never used Facebook? Hitler!

    1. Re:Yes, I am suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      And Jesus. Mind you he was caught by the Roman Thought Police and, boy, were they cross.

  9. FB by pitchpipe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This line of thinking could sure help Facebook's stock value.

    Uhm ... no. The more that Facebook is seen as something that you need to do (institutionalization) instead of something you do because it is cool, the less cool it will be. In fact this line of thinking may even make it cool to 'rebel' against the establishment (Facebook). This is how these social networking sites die. The cool kids leave first, everyone else follows soon after.

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    1. Re:FB by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Funny

      On the other hand, LinkedIn's stock is way up from IPO, while Facebook's is quite a bit down, and pretty much nobody uses LinkedIn on purpose. So institutionalization isn't always bad.

    2. Re:FB by Blue+Stone · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Facebook®: Membership Guarantees Citizenship

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  10. Re:Two words by istartedi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh, and parent should not be modded down. "Fuck You" is pretty much the only valid response to that bullshit.

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  11. Found the next mass murderer on Facebook... by allanw · · Score: 4, Funny

    This guy has been circulating around the internet as the profile of the next mass murderer on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ld=2582718763

    1. Re:Found the next mass murderer on Facebook... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      It leads to your own profile.

  12. Phew! I'm safe! by bhunachchicken · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've had a Facebook account for years. I've even made one for each of the little voices in my head, too :)

  13. Apples to Oranges to Grapes by Jahf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'll admit the MySpace to Facebook comparison was closer. However ... comparing Facebook to AdultFriendFinder? Either I don't hang out in the "right" Facebook groups or this is total bull. They are not even close to interchangeable in purpose, audience nor function.

    I suppose the reason I find the concept of this article sad is that we're moving to a place where instead of an expectation of privacy ... we now have an expectation of no privacy. I post photos, sure, and status updates and events. But I'm careful about the permissions on them and I don't post EVERYTHING nor will I. If that makes me suspect, well, I guess suspect me. But it -should- show I have a reasonable level of intelligence on what I keep private.

    While I do use Facebook, I have a number of friends, neighbors and co-workers who do not. And I don't consider them suspect. Why would I? I don't go "oh, my neighbor is always frequenting that gaming site but refuses to use Facebook, he must have something to hide".

    I also have a number of friends who either maintain multiple accounts (because they hate dealing with permissions) OR keep their account obscured so that you have to know that it is their account (different name, odd profile photo, different email account, etc). Purely because we ALL have people in our lives we don't want to know EVERYTHING. Is that the next step for being suspected?

    Glass walls. You don't want them. At least not until everyone in power can give up their judgements about peoples' personal lives.

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  14. No-one should put their true real-world there by ron_ivi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I thought most parents teach their kids "don't give your personal info to strangers".

    Remember, Zuckerberg's a stranger to your kids no matter how many free things (services) he offers them, just as much as some guy offering free candy from an unmarked van.

    1. Re:No-one should put their true real-world there by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That was 1990s online culture, where parents would caution kids not to use their real name or info online, that kind of thing. Today, the parents are using their real name online themselves, and are more likely to demanding legislation against anonymous postings because of "cyberbullying" than to encourage anonymity.

  15. Re:Two words by game+kid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Right on. This whole thing is very thoughtcrimey--I guess I should expect "lemme see your passport, SSN, and Facebook account while I wand and grope you" real soon.

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  16. LinkedIn by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I don't use FB, only LinkedIn - what does that make me? Potential murderer for hire?

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    1. Re:LinkedIn by morcego · · Score: 5, Funny

      Negative. I tried hiring some murderers through LinkedIn, and didn't get any applicants ... I'm pretty sure Craigslist will have a much better return ...

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    2. Re:LinkedIn by EdIII · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm pretty sure Craigslist will have a much better return ...

      Ohhh.. you'll get applicants all right. Not what you are looking for though.

      Try it. If you sell an "antique writing desk with hutch" it will get instantly translated into, "I'm desperate for vagina. Call or email me at all hours of the fucking night if you have vagina to sell me".

      Craigslist should just renamed to questionablehookuplists.com

  17. In the U.S. it's the first sign you're a spook by michaelmalak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Many of my real-life friends have no Facebook presence because they have cleared software jobs and have been instructed to not have social profiles or blogs in order to maintain their clearance.

    Just another clue that Holmes was a CIA asset.

  18. And thus it begins... by dryriver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So using megadoses of peer-pressure to get everyone on Facebook isn't enough anymore... Now not being on Facebook is actually considered to be a serious clue that there is something seriously wrong with you? What a load of bullshit. What a load of bullshit. What a load of bullshit. ------ Many ordinary people who are smart about privacy do not put their lives on Facebook for a very good reason: Zuckerbook exists purely to make money, and cannot be TRUSTED with the details of your life, however mundane they may be. 3 cheers for everyone who abstains from Facebook for privacy reasons. Hip-Hip-Hooray. Hip-Hip-Hooray. Hip-Hip-Hooray. ------- End of message -----------

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  19. Sociopathy by stevegee58 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I get funny looks all the time when I say I know all about FacePlace and consciously refuse to join.
    My sister worked on me for months (we're both "old") to join before I finally got testy and told her under no circumstances would I join. I think she thought I just didn't understand it and just needed to be shown how wonderful it was. She was genuinely hurt by my reaction.
    It's like belonging to a religion in many ways. True believers have trouble understanding how others don't share their beliefs; clearly they just need the right explanation to bring them around.

  20. Today's dilbert is right on topic by caffiend666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Today's Dilbert is right on topic: SHHHH! It hears you. .

    I don't like being packaged and sold as a commodity.

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  21. Security service inspired story ? by Alain+Williams · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know that the story CIA's 'Facebook' Program Dramatically Cut Agency's Costs was in the onion, but I would be surprised if the CIA did not tap into Facebook's data. Those of us who do not have a Facebook account must be a pain ... how to encourage us to tell the CIA^h^h^h Facebook all that they need to know .... how about make them feel worried that they might fall under increased suspicion ? Well: it will work with a few people, so a cheap and effective way of gathering information about more people.

  22. Social Networks: Pathetic by DERoss · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I consider my self a pioneer in the use of computers but also modern. My experience covers the range from plug boards and punched cards to client-server networks and remote operation of PCs.

    I do not participate in any social network. I have little interest in "friending" someone I never met face-to-face. I do not tweet. Now retired, I have no real use for LinkedIn. See my http://www.rossde.com/internet/surf.html#missing.

  23. Re:Two words by omfgnosis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Profiling people based on their internet usage - for "national security" - is likely to become a reality in some countries before long.

    I'm fairly sure the NSA has been doing this for years. And I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out they regard anti-social indicators with similar suspicion. It's not a very novel notion.

  24. Bad Translation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    As a native German I just read the German article, and have to say it was a quite a good article. It just said not leaving any traces online(Facebook, MySpace etc.) makes you look suspicous in the eyes of HR departments, and you will probably not get the Job, because you might try to hide something. It also quted Dr. Christoph Möller that being addicted to Social Network can deepen Basic Mental Health Problems and also strengthen fear. Dr. Möller also said that he DOES NOT believe that absence from the Internet can lead to mass murders as committed by Anders Breivik and the Shooter from Aurora.

    tl;dr Basically the activepolitic.com article got it backwards.

  25. Re:Two words by Mitchell314 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I can easily fix this article for the proper implications.

    Breathing Human Beings Could Be Labeled as Suspicious

    "According to this article printed in tagesspiegel.de, being a living mammal could be the first sign that you are a mass murderer.(German) As examples they use Norwegian shooter Anders Breivik, who is a homo sapien and the newer Aurora shooter who was also a person. They already consider those requiring life support as also suspicious, but now they are suggesting that anyone who is healthy altogether may be even more suspicious. While it is already established that places like hospitals and clinics are no good for zombies, the dead, and ghosts; the undead will have to take a back seat while more and more insane articles like this come out. This line of thinking could sure help morgue businesses."

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  26. Re:Two words by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 4, Funny

    A perfect example of why the Slashdot moderation system isn't broken.

    Future articles on this subject will probably include:

    "Not On Facebook? You're Harming The Economy"
    "$Nation Requires Facebook Account Before Issuing Passport"
    "Terrorist Suspects Had Fake Facebook Account"
    "Terrorist Suspects Had No Facebook Account"
    "Terrorist Suspects Had Facebook Account"

    Anyone remember the 90s when the advice was not to put your personal information on the internet?

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  27. Re:Two words by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Funny

    A facebook account of an adult with only two friends; both children... best hope the government doesn't find out.

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  28. Stupidity rules by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    and if routine identity control on the street finds an abstainer then a deep cavity search should performed - who knows what such abstainer can hide there...

    His/her privacy, for one (the horror!).

    A Facebook abstainer could be a future mass murderer. And so could a Facebook participant.
    A Facebook abstainer could be a saint and a scholar. And so could a Facebook participant (OK, that's a bit dodgy).
    The whole thesis of judging people by whether they are on Facebook or not is ridiculous.

    Out of 7 billion persons on this planet, let's say 4 billion are adults but not yet too decrepit to handle a PC or smartphone - i.e. of suitable age for Facebook. There are less than 1 billion Facebook participants (probably quite a bit less, due to fake accounts, etc.). So by a conservative estimate, 3 billion persons on the planet are Facebook abstainers, and therefore are potential mass murderers or something. Such an intellectually vacuous conclusion can only be reached by digesting utterly absurd bullshit.

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    1. Re:Stupidity rules by mellon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Population problem: solved!

    2. Re:Stupidity rules by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is one time the corporates had it right before the people did. Abstaining from FB doesn't leave you anonymity. It just means you have zero control over your online image. So corporates buy extra domains they don't want to control their online presence. They have ORTs (online response teams - not sure if that's a real term, but I've run across more than one corporation with that exact name). They know that you will be out there. The only question is whether you have any control over the information about you.

      Ironically, you have more control over your FB presence if you have an FB account than if you don't. Why? Because with one, you can be tagged and set yourself to private, which marginally reduces the information available. Unless you are one of the slashdotters who asserts that because you never leave Mom's basement, nobody will take a photo of you, and if they did, they wouldn't want your cheetoe-stained beard on their profile.

      But yes, looking "normal" and not having a FB account is unusual, and probably does corrrelate with insanity and people wearing foil-lined wigs.

  29. Thateassuring by ecotax · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They're probably using something like a Bayes classifier and not having an FB account is just one of many features.

    I don't know how reassuring this is, given that I neither have a Facebook account nor a mobile phone, and don't twitter either...

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  30. Re:Two words by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not too long ago my national government was looking for a way to make digital dealings with the government easier. As usual, a truckload of very, very expensive consultants were brought in (Cap Gemini) who then spent a lot of time, money and paper working on possible ways to accomplish this.

    Their final verdict? Facebook integration. I kid you not. These guys actually thought using Facebook as the primary identifier to facilitate dealings with local and national government would be a good idea.

    Fortunately it seems there must have been some civil servants with a bit of sense, because those documents were very quickly never heard from again.

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  31. Re:Two words by ultranova · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Isn't this just another form of discrimination? We've finally gotten (mostly) past looking at people's race, religion, sexual preference, and skin color but we can now look at their willingness to keep nothing personal and private and hold that against them? How is this legal?

    You can't change your race, but you can easily create a Facebook account that contains nothing useful or interesting, send friend requests to random people and accept any that come your way. If this becomes a real issue I'm sure we can automate the whole process so that you can have virtual Facebook presence without having to actually visit the damn thing yourself. As an added bonus having various Facebots interact with each other trying to pretend they are humans while other bots try to spot them should help advance AI quite a bit.

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  32. Adultfriendfinder instead of Facebook?! by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Adultfriendfinder instead of Facebook?! Are those really considered to fulfill equivalent niches?

    That's like saying 'He uses K-Y Lubricant instead of WD-40'.

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  33. Independent Thinkers Could Be Labeled Suspicious by jader3rd · · Score: 3, Informative

    Historically someone who behaves differently than everyone else could be labeled suspicious. It's how those in control suppressed rebelious thoughts. It's the same reason why the masses generally concider scientists to be suspicious.

  34. I'm Just A Liar by assertation · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My Facebook account is under a fake name, set to unsearchable and "private" every way FB will let me do it.

    I don't tell anyone related to a job that I have a FB account.

    If they ask, I tell them the half truth that I deleted my FB page a few years ago when they started exposing people's info without asking.

  35. Re:Am I a terrorist ? by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Interesting

        You could always do like I do, and make most of your Facebook information, disinformation. :) I change my employer and location to various government facilities. Sometimes people get confused at the more obscure ones. Sometimes, it's just an arbitrary city and bogus employer. Most of my posts are for my own entertainment.

        I don't know what someone would be looking for there, but they're not going to find much factual stuff.

        I'm not sure, that may qualify me more to be watched. Or I already am, and have been put on the list "harmless people with strange sense of humor"

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