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Curiosity Lands On Mars

The Mars Science Laboratory, a.k.a. Curiosity, is now less than an hour from touchdown on Mars. It's scheduled to land at 1:31 AM EDT (0531 UTC). The landing will be monitored by the Odyssey orbiter, which will be the data relay between Curiosity and Earth. The Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter will be listening to Curiosity as well (yes — two of our probes orbiting another world will be watching a third). While Odyssey will be giving us close to real-time updates (as close as possible, given the 14-minute time delay), MRO's data will take a bit longer to be processed and evaluated. NASA is broadcasting from the JPL mission room right now. If you'd like to watch a pretty awesome graphical visualization of the mission, check out eyes.nasa.gov. If you'd like to play around with a Java app showing Mars-local times and seasons, check out Mars24. If you'd like to watch unofficial coverage, Bad Astronomer Phil Plait and a bunch of other astronomers are hosting a public Google Hangout. If you'd like to read a detailed explanation of the landing, checkout NASA's press kit (PDF), and there's also a post about what to expect when the rover starts sending pictures back to Earth, which will be about two hours after the rover lands. Good luck to everyone involved! We'll update this post when we get word on the landing.
Update: 08/06 05:33 GMT by S : Curiosity is on the ground! Everything looks nominal, and everybody at JPL is cheering. Congratulations, folks. They're continuing to receive telemetry from Odyssey, and the connection is strong. They've now received the first images back from Mars of Curiosity on the ground. A press briefing is scheduled in a little bit (2:15AM EDT, 0615 UTC), and several more throughout the day as more data comes back.

411 comments

  1. Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Richard C. Hoagland will be on describing the Martian civilization that NASA is hiding from us.

    1. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by Teresita · · Score: 3, Funny

      Quite a gyration, NASA simultaneously hiding the Mars civilization from us while sending ever more sophisticated probes to look at them. Last time they upped the resolution and looked at the "Face" on Mars, Hoagland was all, "Nevermind!"

    2. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by Johnny+O · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Watching the NASA feed I was so glad to get a virtual boner from the fact there wasnt a single toy system in the room. I was so glad to see Sun, MACs and Linux systems fully represented.

      Status quo

    3. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. What he really isn't telling us, is that he's one of those martians himself. The conspiracy deepens....

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    4. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by Spy+Handler · · Score: 4, Funny

      ARNOLD: Get your ass to Maars!

      CURIOSITY: Okay Done.

    5. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Toy system, that's rich.

    6. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by Mitchell314 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We just landed a giant robot the size of a car in a manner that we'd expect from a james bond movie. The type of computers nasa uses shouldn't even register on the scale of how fuggin awesome this mission is.

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    7. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by William+Robinson · · Score: 1

      He is planning to prove that NASA never landed on Mars and then he will proceed to prove that NASA found human-like-creatures on Mars which NASA has hidden somewhere in Arizona.

    8. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Watching the NASA feed I was so glad to get a virtual boner from the fact there wasnt a single toy system in the room. I was so glad to see Sun, MACs and Linux systems fully represented.

      Boy, I miss the old /., where you'd already have had a couple big-iron snobs with 3- or 4-digit IDs explaining that those are toy computers.

    9. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If I were a civilized Martian, I'd be hiding from us.

    10. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      You joke....

      O_o

      This is not a joking matter!

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    11. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by v1 · · Score: 2

      I was so glad to see Sun, MACs and Linux systems fully represented.

      "Right tool for the job." NASA can't afford to let PHBs, politics, or personal preferences and bias get in the way of doing their job. Bias can't be tolerated.

      Since no one platform is best suited for everything and they need to do everything in their power to tilt the odds as far as possible in their favor, you're always going to see a good mashup at NASA.

      If a manger prefers X but engineering finds a 3% improvement going with Y, they go with Y. They have to. When you have billions on the line, huge public exposure, and everyone looking for who to blame for failures, prejudice gets shaken out rapidly.

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    12. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We just landed a giant robot the size of a car in a manner that we'd expect from a james bond movie. The type of computers nasa uses shouldn't even register on the scale of how fuggin awesome this mission is.

      Even better, it landed on a cat.

    13. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they were saying it was just a couple meters which is outstanding considering the distance involved and the ability or chances to stray slightly in the process.

    14. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ARNOLD: Get your ass to Maars!

      CURIOSITY: Okay Done.

      Fail, Curiosity does not have an ass.

    15. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to bankers.

    16. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by exploder · · Score: 2

      Oh, to have mod points today. Watching the event last night, I was so proud to be a human being, and a nerd (math here). Can't we ditch the petty fanboy squabbling for a little while, and just revel in this wonder of imagination and engineering?

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    17. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by exploder · · Score: 1

      In case it wasn't 100% clear, I wish I had the points to mod parent up. "Fanboy squabbling" was referring to GP.

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    18. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by mapsjanhere · · Score: 1

      Don't forget, now that they know where the Martians are NOT they can send probes and make sure they discover nothing. Same reason the Venusian only land in Antarctica and the Sahara.

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    19. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Damn. The fickleness of Slashdot. Derp! Hoagland! +5 Funny. Cute follow up with "alien" in image. -99 Kill It With Fire!

    20. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      i would probably be trying to take the rover apart.

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    21. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I'm going to be a killjoy, but having compared the landing to the previous rover missions, this landing isn't all that revolutionary, more like evolutionary. The only new stage is the skycrane that replaced the balloons (and everything was bigger). The skycrane is still cool, just that the majority of the 7 minutes of terror isn't really all that terrifying since it's been done before.

    22. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by Nethead · · Score: 5, Funny

      NASA saves the big iron for the important job: Payroll.

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    23. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 0

      KUATO: Start the reactor.

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    24. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      If a manger prefers X but engineering finds a 3% improvement going with Y, they go with Y. They have to. When you have billions on the line, huge public exposure, and everyone looking for who to blame for failures, prejudice gets shaken out rapidly.

      They're planning to switch to Y Windows?

    25. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by lysdexia · · Score: 1

      Boy, those *ARE* toy computers. You are welcome, AC.

    26. Re:Tune in to Coast to Coast AM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Curiosity Mars descending in high resolution Video

      http://huntall.com/curiosity-mars-descending-in-high-resolution-video

  2. Re:Slashdot - Multi-Posted Articles for Nerds by negRo_slim · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Yes let's have another Apple/Linux/Microsoft article and pass on a momentousness moment such as this. After all this is Slashdot...

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  3. Streaming video by adolf · · Score: 5, Informative

    The best-quality streaming video of the event from JPL that I've found is over at Ustream.

    FYI, FWIW, HTH.

    1. Re:Streaming video by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      FYI - The NASA stream and the Ustream are from two different cameras with two different commentators
      I also think the NASA stream had a slight time delay

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    2. Re:Streaming video by sumdumass · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Speaking of commentators, is anyone else annoyed at the NASA commentator?

      They were giving the location of the landing and she cut in blabbing about something in the middle of them saying how far off their initial expected landing point was. I think they were saying it was just a couple meters which is outstanding considering the distance involved and the ability or chances to stray slightly in the process.

      I mean I'm watching the NASA feed in order to hear all the details. If I cared about someone's comments, I would wait until some news agency did a write up on it. They should have shut the hell up while they were reading the results of the different stages off.

    3. Re:Streaming video by kmahan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A video stream of just showing the main room and the audio from it would have been great. Having her cut in during the interesting parts was seriously annoying. They should have had two streams.

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    4. Re:Streaming video by Microlith · · Score: 5, Informative

      They did. This stream was pure comms and nothing else. I kept the annoying PR stream open in another tab but muted.

    5. Re:Streaming video by Spykk · · Score: 1

      They had that. It was poorly labeled as the Media stream.

    6. Re:Streaming video by Dan+East · · Score: 1

      1) I thought the exact same thing at the exact same point. He was reading telemetry (one of which is that the horizontal motion at touchdown was less than a tenth of a meter per second!) and was about to tell how far off target the landing was when they cut to something else.
      2) You were watching the wrong feed. The "clean" feed did not have a host / TV show kind of format.

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    7. Re:Streaming video by kmahan · · Score: 1

      Thanks! Wish they would have labeled it something better than "Media Stream" though in hindsight it makes sense.

      I'm ready for the next landing.

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    8. Re:Streaming video by harley78 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also, did you hear Obama's appointed science dude say no other country has landed on another planet?...all credibility lost. (Not a political post! I just wish he would have been pedantic).

    9. Re:Streaming video by mbone · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I also heard that, and it did sound like they were talking about a few meters offset but, note

      - the landing was out of sight of Earth, so there was no direct Earth tracking of the landing.
      - Mars Odyssey orbiter has at best a very bad Doppler tracking system, which I don't think they were even using, and
      - the internal inertial guidance system is not going to be good at the meter level.

      So, I would really doubt that they currently know the landing accuracy to anything like the meter level. It will take a few days to really determine where the rover is, and thus the true error. (The last I heard, they do not plan ANY range / doppler tracking from Earth, which I regard as a mistake, but it's best not to get me started on that.)

    10. Re:Streaming video by busyqth · · Score: 1

      No I didn't hear that.
      I suspect you didn't either, but merely thought you did.

    11. Re:Streaming video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't the commentator that bothered me. It was the "alec baldwin" look-alike that kept interrupting and pacing back and forth. Surely he was the useless manager pretending to know what was happening. (and accepting praise for success)

    12. Re:Streaming video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://i.imgur.com/eejfQ.jpg

      Maybe he meant to say that no other country has landed a rover?

      Anyways, good job to the engineers at JP & NASA, along with the other people who made it possible. I look forward to seeing what this can do.

    13. Re:Streaming video by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I heard it.

      I'm not sure if he is discounting probes that sort of die on impact or not. In fact, I'm not even sure what countries have visited other planets outside of Russia which I think has an orbiter and the EU who crashed one.

    14. Re:Streaming video by icebike · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you read your own link, you will see that nobody but the Russians even tried to land, and one of
      their landers (Mars 3, 1971) lasted 20 seconds after touch down (or was it a crash, nobody is quite sure).
      Mars 6 transmitted data on descent, but was never heard from again.

      Russian Venus missions landed and transmitted imagess.

      So, no, the US is not the only country to put a lander on another planet.

      However the US is the only country to put a lander on Mars that survived more than a few seconds.

      And the only country with operational experience on another planet beyond simply receiving a few hurried photos prior to
      vehicle failure. It should be pointed out that Germany, France, Russia, and a couple others collaborated on the Curiosity lander.

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    15. Re:Streaming video by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I think they were saying it was just a couple meters

      I read it as 232 metres, which is outstanding. I can't wait to find out how far off the landing actually was.

    16. Re:Streaming video by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Informative

      Russia put a number of successful landers on Venus.

    17. Re:Streaming video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's what the "mute" button is for.

    18. Re:Streaming video by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      And rovers on the moon.

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    19. Re:Streaming video by OCedHrt · · Score: 1

      She wasn't all that bad. Not everyone understands what 200 odd meters mean with a given context, thus she felt compelled to ask about it to get a clarification.

    20. Re:Streaming video by CaptainLard · · Score: 2

      Not only did Russia collaborate, they wrote the book on extra terrestrial rovers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunokhod_programme). The book has since been re-written by JPL...but the resemblance of all the mars rovers to the lunokhod is obvious since the cheif engineers from the russian missions advised NASA when they built sojourner.

    21. Re:Streaming video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ESA tried to land Beagle 2 on Mars. It landed a little too hard and was never heard from again. And too bad, too. Beagle 2 looked to have some pretty awesome science tech on board.

      Oh, no! Maybe it didn't die on impact. Maybe they don't want us to know what they found!!!!

    22. Re:Streaming video by DThorne · · Score: 2

      The important thing is that there was something for people to whine about, and exclaim how much better they could have done it. I keep forgetting half of Slashdot 'culture' is about trying to upstage every living thing on the planet, as opposed to, oh I don't know, maybe just revelling in a major achievement for the human race?

    23. Re:Streaming video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of which lasted long. But hey, that's Venus for you... I believe the Russians do a fine job in space.

    24. Re:Streaming video by crazyjj · · Score: 1

      And now we go to Asian reporter Trisha Takinawa and her interview with landing team member #20:

      Tom, I'm cutting into the exciting live feed to ask this random asshole how the landing makes him feel...

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    25. Re:Streaming video by crazyjj · · Score: 2

      They built the first rover, PERIOD. It looked surprisingly like our modern ones.

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    26. Re:Streaming video by DroolTwist · · Score: 1

      It wasn't the commentator that bothered me. It was the "alec baldwin" look-alike that kept interrupting and pacing back and forth. Surely he was the useless manager pretending to know what was happening. (and accepting praise for success)

      Are you referring to Adam Sleltzner? Engineers.

      If it was me, I'd be pacing back and forth until the touchdown message well.

    27. Re:Streaming video by DroolTwist · · Score: 1

      Steltzner*

    28. Re:Streaming video by DroolTwist · · Score: 1

      as well*

      I give up!

    29. Re:Streaming video by CaptainLard · · Score: 1

      (The last I heard, they do not plan ANY range / doppler tracking from Earth, which I regard as a mistake, but it's best not to get me started on that.)

      No! Start! Start! Is there a better forum to armchair quarterback a NASA mission than slashdot?!

    30. Re:Streaming video by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      By far the best stream was on the Xbox 360, oddly. We checked a little on NASA's site but the quality and timeliness of the 360 stream was great - if only we could talk them into making a NASA channel for the 360 as a permanent installation...

      I have to say, as gimmicky as I expected it to be, the stream from an Xbox was actually quite awesome.

    31. Re:Streaming video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, I would really doubt that they currently know the landing accuracy to anything like the meter level. It will take a few days to really determine where the rover is, and thus the true error.

      http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/mission/timeline/prelaunch/landingsiteselection/aboutgalecrater/

      They already determined it landed at "4.5 degrees south latitude, 137.4 degrees east longitude". :)

    32. Re:Streaming video by TheHonch · · Score: 1

      GPS of course!

    33. Re:Streaming video by tibit · · Score: 1

      Dude, I presume it's engineers you're talking about. We're born to look for how to do things better :) Sure, it can be done in a more proper tone, but that's what engineering is all about -- it's all "hey, I bet this can be done better". That's at least how an engineer would start. In the end it may, and usually will, turn out that perhaps it can be done better but it costs too much or would take too long etc. But as a first thing to roll of an engineer's tongue, I'd consider it well within expectations ;)

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    34. Re:Streaming video by mbone · · Score: 1

      0.1 degrees on Mars is about 6 km. Yes, I can believe that the inertial guidance is good to 10 km or so, but we were talking about 3 or even 4 orders of magnitude better.

    35. Re:Streaming video by mbone · · Score: 1

      Well, when I helped convince the DSN to range Mars pathfinder, I had to go to JPL. This will do for the moment.

    36. Re:Streaming video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They repeatedly said the offset was estimated at 232 meters.

    37. Re:Streaming video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO. That is wrong. The Limey's tried with the Beagle lander and failed. Too little testing and too much time in the Pub for Colin Pillinger. And too much time working on the payload instead of the EDL.

    38. Re:Streaming video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TRUE! The Nasa coverage was really annoying especially early in the evening when it was kid stuff and celebrity interviews. It was dreadful. We tried the Planetary Society's Planetfest and that was even worse. Horrible.

      The post-landing checkout was really cool and the cut away to the media bimbo was really really annoying. It would have been much better if someone was explaining what those figures were and why they were oohhing and ahhing as they were read out.

    39. Re:Streaming video by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      3...2...1... slashdotted.

    40. Re:Streaming video by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Venus is 900 degrees Fahrenheit at the surface! Of course it won't last long. The Soviet probes took some pics and did a quick spetral sample of the soil. Not much more is going to happen in 900F.

    41. Re:Streaming video by adolf · · Score: 1

      Remarkably, it held up just fine.

    42. Re:Streaming video by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Not to discount Russia's achievement of putting multiple probes on Venus, I have the idea that landing on Venus is easier than landing on Mars. The reason: Venus has a much thicker atmosphere, making a relatively simple parachute descent possible. Mars has a very thin atmosphere, and doesn't provide that much friction.

      Now having one's lander survive after a successful soft landing, that's another matter... Venus is a bit less hospitable than Mars with its high temperature and surface pressure.

      Getting there should be of a similar difficulty: it both involves getting away from Earth's gravity (this may be the hardest part even), navigating through space, and getting the correct speed to approach the other planet.

  4. Best place to catch up on the arrival by bkk_diesel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Check out http://eyes.nasa.gov/

    From the page:
    ""Eyes on the Solar System" is a 3-D environment full of real NASA mission data. Explore the cosmos from your computer. Hop on an asteroid. Fly with NASA's Voyager spacecraft. See the entire solar system moving in real time. It's up to you. You control space and time."

    and

    "Eyes on the Solar System lets you ride with Curiosity all the way to the surface of Gale crater. Preview the events of Entry Descent and Landing, or watch live!"

    1. Re:Best place to catch up on the arrival by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      Check out http://eyes.nasa.gov/

      That tool is brilliant, already watching Live. Also following a live stream with commentary at twit.tv.

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    2. Re:Best place to catch up on the arrival by FrankDrebin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That simulation is very cool. Would be even better if it actually showed units the JPL folks are using instead of miles.

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    3. Re:Best place to catch up on the arrival by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Yep, i used it for the landing and am now using it to track Mars Odyssey's passovers. Love it.

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    4. Re:Best place to catch up on the arrival by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Funny

      When they first put together the Mars mission in 2004, the Library of Congress was smaller than it is today.
      So instead of confusing people with 2004 LoCs vs 2012 LoCs, they just went with miles.
      It's what helped them land the Curiosity rover only a few meters from the original target.

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    5. Re:Best place to catch up on the arrival by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      So instead of confusing people with 2004 LoCs vs 2012 LoCs, they just went with miles.
      It's what helped them land the Curiosity rover only a few meters from the original target.

      The US is getting as bad as Britain for being stuck between metric and Imperial measurements!

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    6. Re:Best place to catch up on the arrival by should_be_linear · · Score: 2

      And what was size of Martian LoC in Earth LoCs? Those are exactly questions this mission is trying to answer.

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    7. Re:Best place to catch up on the arrival by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't that be a few feet then?

    8. Re:Best place to catch up on the arrival by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Visual Controls > Units > Metric

  5. Re:Slashdot - Multi-Posted Articles for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Seriously, how many "Curiosity is About To Land" articles do we need today?

    One more - a JPL engineer yelling "Suck it, K'Breel", in about 28 minutes.

  6. Re:Slashdot - Multi-Posted Articles for Nerds by txoof · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As many as it takes until we know what happens to this awesome nuclear powered rover with frikin lasers on another frikin planet!

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  7. I hope it doesn't crash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would really suck? what are the odds of successs anyway?

    1. Re:I hope it doesn't crash by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Right now? Unity.

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  8. FFS... by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's scheduled to land at 1:31 AM EST

    EDT!

    1. Re:FFS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ET - figure out your own bloody savings

    2. Re:FFS... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Ephemeris time?

    3. Re:FFS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we leave E.T. out of this, please?

    4. Re:FFS... by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      They should just use UTC. Or has Mars been cut up into time zones as well?

    5. Re:FFS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this.

      I *hate* it when people think they're being "helpful" or "specific" by listing a timezone and then mix up the EST/EDT or similar! If you want to be pedantic, do it right.

    6. Re:FFS... by mbone · · Score: 1

      They should just use UTC. Or has Mars been cut up into time zones as well?

      No, but they do use local solar time. And, each mission has its own clock (the Sols), starting at landing. Why they don't just use one day count (starting with Viking Lander 1) is beyond me.

    7. Re:FFS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, 14 minutes prior to that. Hence why I missed the descent. =/

    8. Re:FFS... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Special relativity says earth's frame of reference is just as valid as Mars'.

  9. NASA app has NASA TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not bad

  10. Curiosity is on Mars! by tp1024 · · Score: 1

    It is - the question remains whether intact or not. We're just waiting for the radio signals to arrive.

    Speed of light can be soo damn slow ...

    1. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by unencode200x · · Score: 1

      Kudos to the folks at NASA and JPL for a job well done. Hopefully we'll get some great science out of it.

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    2. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Kudos to the folks at NASA and JPL for a job well done. Hopefully we'll get some great science out of it.

      All of this just shows what a huge mistake was made in cutting the budget for planetary science and future Mars missions. Tonight, NASA did everything that they are supposed to do. They pushed us further out into the solar system, giving us the most detailed view yet of another world. They pushed scientific boundaries, sending an entire laboratory to another planet to look for extraterrestrial life. They pushed the limits of engineering. And they showed the world what we look like at our best- an America that is innovative, pioneering, and willing to take risks.

      Times are tough, but of all the things to cut from the budget, why cut planetary missions? The cuts mean that we don't have anything in the works; we've got Curiosity but we have no plans to follow up. I find myself deeply disappointed that the White House would do something so short-sighted. The thing is, what happened tonight was genuinely inspiring. I felt truly proud of what my country had done. And I tried to remember the last time I had felt like that, and then it hit me. It was when Obama was elected.

      There's more than a little irony to that.

    3. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by ThreeKelvin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Since I'm from Europe I'd like to add: Kudos to the people of the US for funding it!

    4. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Everytime I watch one of these I can't help but think, dammit, someone invent the bloody ansible already!

    5. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, man. Elon's got our back.

    6. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by tp1024 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Hope so too. But still, there is nothing more nauseating than American Nationalism oozing out of every statement on the mission success. It's worse than the Chinese - and that takes some doing.

    7. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gotta get money to pay for the upcoming war with Iran from somewhere...

    8. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by spire3661 · · Score: 2

      No bucks, no Buck Rogers. NASA jsut got its budget cut too, can you blame them for tooting the 'Made in America' horn?

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    9. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by Krishnoid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Kudos to the people of the US for funding it!

      While we're exchanging acknowledgements, my heartfelt gratitude goes to the EU for their efforts in compelling the world to standardize on micro-USB for cell phone power and data.

      Offtopic, I know, but very much appreciated :-)

    10. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by andydread · · Score: 1

      War is PEACE
      Ignorance Is STRENGTH

    11. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Kudos to the people of US who have founded it one way or another. And certainly kudos to NASA folk who took that money and made it work.

      Overall picture is not so nice, however. Here are some costs for comparison:

      MSL Project (which yielded Curiosity): $2.5 billion
      London Olympics 2012: $14.5 billion (public expenses for venues, security etc only, doesn't include the cost of the events themselves - that's paid by private sponsors)
      A single month of war in Afghanistan (as of 2011): $6.7 billion
      Total cost of the war to date: $470 billion !!!

      Yup, the US alone could land two rovers per month if it stopped chasing mujis and camels in Afghanistan! But, hey, at least they land something? EU is, on the paper at least, a bigger economy. Think about what US and EU could accomplish together if they stopped squandering money on stupid things.

    12. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by tp1024 · · Score: 0

      Given that it is the same horn that made Americans accept the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan (to mention just two) ... well, yes, I do blame them.

    13. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No if only the people of the EU could settle on a single outlet type to plug their micro-USB chargers in to, or even a single grounding method for the supposedly standard "euro plug".

    14. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's nauseating for a people to be proud of their accomplishments? What sort of fucked-up culture do you live in where this is the case? Seriously.

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    15. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by tp1024 · · Score: 1

      Germany.

    16. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Don't project your national consciousness on others. It shows a provincialism and a narrowness of cultural awareness. Judging other cultures by the standards of your own - what's the word for that again?

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    17. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by tp1024 · · Score: 1

      How about you don't project your national unconsciousness on others? It shows a provincialism and a narrowness of cultural awareness. Judging other cultures by the standards of your own - what's the word for that again?

    18. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by quenda · · Score: 3, Funny

      Since I'm from Europe I'd like to add: Kudos to the people of the US for funding it!

      And a special thanks for sticking with the metric system this time.

    19. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here's the reasoning for that: From the point of view of the people controlling their budget, NASA's raison-d'etre is public relations for the United States. That science stuff is just a concession to all those eggheads who want to actually learn about stuff.

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    20. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > micro-USB for cell phone power and data.

      "We put rovers on Mars... our ancestors coaxed termites out of the mound with cylindrical sticks... but we cannot make a damned computer plug that fits no matter which way you put it in?!??"

      Sorry, the round plug that fits in any-which-way did not make the spec. Can't have everything.

    21. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hope so too. But still, there is nothing more nauseating than American Nationalism oozing out of every statement on the mission success. It's worse than the Chinese - and that takes some doing.

      Listen, America has done plenty of things that we should be ashamed of. When you're blindly supporting the country through things like unjust wars and human rights abuses, that's nationalism. But sometimes the country does something genuinely right, something true to the values of the nation. Like the guys at NASA did tonight. I think we've earned the right to take a brief break from worrying about how screwed up things are with the country economically, politically, and militarily, and feel a little pride about doing something something that's genuinely amazing. So please f*** off.

    22. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
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    23. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by tp1024 · · Score: 0

      When somebody is screaming: Hey, look what good things I've done! He's just trying to call attention to himself.

      If what you did was genuinely good, there is no need at all to point out that it was American whatever that did it. We'll see that. And not because there are thousands of American flags whereever you look, but because people just know that this is an American mission.

      Just like Hayabusa and Ikaros are a Japanese missions, that the Japanese can be rightly proud of, yet have no need to scream on the top of their lungs because of it.

      Or look at the Russians. They manage about half the commercial satellite launches, they supply the USA with engines for the Atlas rockets ever since Atlas III. They do all the manned missions these days. They brought all actual experience to the ISS, they supplied with their progress freighters ... and people just know and the Russians are proud of it either way.

      You're so full yourselves you don't notice you're making fools of yourselfs.

    24. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by rocket+rancher · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, war is an ugly thing. But not the ugliest of things. The degraded state of moral decay wherein nothing seems worth war is far worse (with apologies to John Stuart Mill.) Tell me, what do you think drove the technological advancements that got Curiosity to Mars? Here's a hint: It was an ugly thing -- war. Humans are an aggressive species -- we didn't make it to the top of the food chain on this planet by being pacifists. Instead of lamenting the cost of war, we should be celebrating the fact that as aggressive as we are (and always will be as long as we remain human!) we can still channel some of that aggression constructively.

    25. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parts of the rover were funded by EU countries.

      The laser, for instance, was partly funded by France (40 million €).

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Science_Laboratory#Instruments

    26. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't project your national consciousness on others

      You mean like you ignorant, self-centred, moronic yanks have been doing for the past few decades?

    27. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes yes, great stuff, but here's what I don't get: They're going to look for water again, aren't they? I mean, they always do that and then they're happy when they find a little bit of quickly evaporating ice. Wouldn't it be easier to bring the frickin water if they need it so badly? It's been pretty well established by now that there isn't much of the stuff to go around on Mars. I think they should be planning ahead with that in mind instead of spending all that money on the trip and then finding they forgot the essentials at home.

    28. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, a majority of that money would have been spent even if the troops weren't in Afghanistan. I agree that the US needs to stop being the world police but Afghanistan has a lot more of a justification than the troops in Germany and Japan do. And downsizing the military isn't going to be a popular option until we pull troops back home for a long period of time.

    29. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      If it's wrong when someone does something, it's also wrong when someone else does the same thing. How is this so hard to understand? Why do all standards fly out the window as soon as 'America' is mentioned?

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    30. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 1

      "Hey guys...what units are we programming in again?"

      I'd bet they had a giant banner on the wall that reminded them every day.

    31. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by crazyjj · · Score: 1

      Speed of light can be soo damn slow ...

      I blame Einstein.

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    32. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by thrich81 · · Score: 2

      Here is my take on that -- for whatever reason, the Americans have put this device on Mars (and have a functioning orbiter around Saturn, and have a spacecraft headed toward Pluto, etc.). No other nation or group of nations has done it or done planetary exploration on the scale of the Americans -- specifically I am calling out the EU and Japan on this item, both of which have huge economies and the technological prowess to do it, but choose not to (though the EU might be coming around, a bit). Only the Americans have spent the money to do it; who knows what all their motivations (our motivations, I'm American) might be? If part of it is overtly displayed nationalism then I will accept that as part of the deal to get the missions. I will be fully supportive of any other nation which does the same thing.

    33. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worrying about AC outlet standards is 20th century thinking. Newer outlets will simply include a couple of USB plugs. It's already starting to happen. Sure, you'll need AC is you want to plug in a "computer", whatever that is, but most Europeans will be fine with their tablets and handies.

    34. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by mbone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, why not view it as stimulus money. After all, it all gets spent on Earth, and almost all in the USA.

    35. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by Deus.1.01 · · Score: 1

      Are you telling me that this guy...
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL1jDcAHkc8 ...and Issac Newton invented calculus together?

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    36. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      No, he's saying its nausiating for a people to be proud of their Peaceful accomplishments. How morally depraved is that? Save the pride and 'jingoistic celebration' just for when your boys have spitted a few Gook babies on bayonets, nof for when you've done something decent, brilliant or pasionately life affirming. Personally, I think that keeping nationalism, pride, and even boasting out of success at all sorts of peaceful persuits is a great way to shift the focus of life to nothing but war.
            The most interesting thing about this position, to me is applying the Kantian imperative. If we universialize his argument, then if somebody kills tp1024, in a bloody and gruesome manner, they may be acting like a barbarian to the rest of us, but they have not just physically defeated tp1024, they have won the intellectual argument (by Reducto ad Absurdum - if acting 100% in accordanced with what a person says he or she wants, resutls in that person's death by violence, and that doesn't show the person's arguments were absurd, then what the heck would?). Tp1024's argument is one of a precious handful of logical absurdities of that magnetude.

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    37. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by Mr+Bubble · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we're just a bunch of brutish chimps. Should we wallow in it or try to be better? I'd rather we channel our agression into exploring Titan and Europa and the Marianas trench than creating more terrorists by constantly bombing wedding parties. This made me proud to be human and proud to be American. Burning up small children in the Middle East makes me ashamed in both counts. Lets look at the beauty and creativity of the olympic ceremonies and the striving of the athletes to be the best we can be and lets loom at this achievement here today and lets try to transend what it means to be human.

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    38. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by steelfood · · Score: 1

      There is war. And then there's nation building. We're not fighting two wars. We're building two nations. And while it happened after WWII, when we rebuilt Germany and Japan, don't forget that the infrastructure was in place already, and the region was stable. Neither of this is true of Iraq and Afghanistan.

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    39. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      I felt truly proud of what my country had done.

      i felt proud for what my *species* has done.

      way to go homos!

    40. Re:Curiosity is on Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason is politics. The manned missions actually got more funding as Bolden essentially ended Mars exploration. The money is going to pork in the form of the Rocket to Nowhere (SLS) because of politically powerful forces in Texas. Remember that JPL is a very different organization than the rest of NASA.

  11. Thumbs up, Soulskill & Slashdot by oldhack · · Score: 2

    Great writeup with the links.

    Let's go, Curiosity! You the Rover! :-)

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    1. Re:Thumbs up, Soulskill & Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever I see a post like this (especially top-level posts) I always expect a link to some scammy blogspot site after it.

  12. Late-Breaking News from the Council: VICTORY! by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > It is - the question remains whether intact or not. We're just waiting for the radio signals to arrive.

    "Relative to whose frame of reference, blueworlder?"

    The Council of Elders has confirmed the interception and destruction of the latest mechanized terror from the blue world.

    K'Breel, Speaker for the Council of Elders, addressed the planet thus:

    Citizens, it is with great joy that I announce to you the destruction of the invader from the blue world!

    The blueworlders' latest robotic instrument of terror was powered by a Pew-238 nucleowarming device which was equipped with a point defense mechanism consisting of a light source so powerful that it could blast away the very red soil upon which we thrive.

    Yet at the last moment, when all seemed lost, our forces fired upon the thin umbilical cord connecting the flying invader with its power source and associated optical weapons system. Its connection to its power source severed, the invading vessel flew off in a dizzying spiral and crashed spectacularly into a nearby hillside.

    Rejoice, podmates! Our red world is once again safe!

    When a junior combat reporter pointed out that the link between the carrier vessel and the mechanized invader may have been designed to be broken at the moment of landing, that the actual threat was the so-called "power source" and not the flying invader, and suggested that if the Martian Defense Force had just waited just a few seconds longer, the squibs holding the skyhook to the skycrane might have failed, resulting in the carrier vessel crashing down upon the invader, thereby destroying both, K'Breel had the combat reporter's gelsacs placed directly in front of the dormant invader's photonic weapons.

    "If the blue-shirted denizens of the blue world seek evidence of organic matter so strongly," mused K'Breel, "then let them have their fill of it!"

    (Because the Council must to draft at least two of these press releases with every new phase of the battle, the Speaker would like to thank the infiltrators at the Martian Cyberdefense Detachment (unit 216.34.181.48) for remaining as glued to the screen over the past fifteen units of time as everybeing on the Council was.)

    1. Re:Late-Breaking News from the Council: VICTORY! by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Suck it, K'Breel. This one is coming for you!

    2. Re:Late-Breaking News from the Council: VICTORY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They like Chocolate we sent over Curiosity... and if they have curiosity then NASA will send rod chocolate....

  13. TOUCHDOWN by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Informative

    Curiosity is ON THE SURFACE.

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    1. Re:TOUCHDOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Curiosity is ON THE SURFACE.

      Congratulations to NASA/JPL, thanks for the pictures, and a big hearty "SUCK IT, K'BREEL!" from all the blue shirts on the blue world!

    2. Re:Touchdown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, suck it all you soccer fans!

    3. Re:TOUCHDOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Curiosity landed on a Martian cat. Oh noes! Curiosity killed the cat!

    4. Re:TOUCHDOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now to find Cohagen and get mars a new atmosphere!

  14. Re:Most awesome nerd date ever by hoboroadie · · Score: 1

    Rock on!
    We have a touch-down.

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  15. Re:Landing will never work by txoof · · Score: 5, Informative

    AFRAID NOT! Touchdown Confirmed!!

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  16. Touchdown by Antarius · · Score: 1

    Touchdown! All went well! \o/

  17. Images coming by hoboroadie · · Score: 1

    Waiting...

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  18. Re:Landing will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Suck it, jackass.

  19. Congratulations by nephillim · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Congratulations to all those involved. I raise my glass to you.

  20. SPOILER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its a wheel

  21. Congratulations NASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now show us some pictures from Mars instead of happy nerds hugging each other

  22. Re:Most awesome nerd date ever by Hermanas · · Score: 2, Funny

    That sounds great! But where is her boyfriend?

  23. First image... Is that... The Death Star? by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well nice knowing you guys. Life as we know it ends once that clears around Mars.

    Congradulation NASA! I hope they increase your funding and reduce funding for wars.

    1. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've gotten that wrong. Here's hoping the massive, soul-sucking toad that is NASA lets more funding through to the actual can-do spacemen, JPL.

    2. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Congradulation NASA! I hope they increase your funding and reduce funding for wars.

      Actually, I don't mind that we fund efforts - including military ones, if needed - to combat and push back against the most violent and dangerous aspects of a culture that would stone to death the women you saw working at JPL's flight control center tonight. You know, because Allah hates them for having learned how to read and show their hair, among other death-worthy sins.

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    3. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Go watch Collateral Murder on youtube, then come back and say this shit.

    4. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But that isn't what has happened, is it? Iraq was a secular society under Saddam, and is now more Islamic than it was before 2003 and womens rights are under threat. Meanwhile Afghanistan is set to fall to the Taliban as soon as the US and allies leave.

      If the US wants to improve the lot of women then it should fund women's education and birth control in these countries, not bomb them to shit.

    5. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who modded up this pointless, racist screed?

    6. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably the same knuckledraggers who would mistake a Sihk for a Muslim; a fat, bald, white supremacist type.

    7. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by busyqth · · Score: 1

      Who modded up this pointless, racist screed?

      What's racist about it? Is islam is a racially exclusive religion?

    8. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Go watch Collateral Murder on youtube

      Why? The two things (the grandparent's posting and the video you suggest) have precisely nothing to do with each other. That the US occasionally accidentally fucks up (and shamefully attempts to cover it up) does not change the facts that the culture in question has a deliberate policy as described by the grandparent. Only a deluded fool would believe that because someone accidentally runs over a child, that 'proves' the Green River Killer wasn't such a bad guy.

    9. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But hey, we meant well. Theoretically. Hopefully they won't end up as much of a cluster*** as it looks like they might. If so, maybe we'll do better next time.

    10. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine - replace racist with prejudiced.

      You knew what was intended.

    11. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Who modded up this pointless, racist screed?

      So, your take on it is that cultures that deliberately suppress things like literacy and learning among women, and which violently lash out at other cultures and at elements withint their own culture that embrace education, have the same moral standing as those that don't? Who said anything about race, other than you - someone who is obviously race-obsessed. This is about what people do. When a group systematically drags school teachers out into the street and shoots them because they're teaching girls to read, it is indeed quite easy form a judgement about them and their objectives. Calling it what it is isn't "prejudice," it's simply remarking on reality, and not pretending that every culture is equal. Would you want your daughter, sister, or mother killed because she was raped? No? Do you support cultural elements that seek to preserve that sort of reaction to such a crime? No? Be careful, you might be prejudiced against cultures that kill rape victims - how awful of you!

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    12. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by ScentCone · · Score: 0

      Go watch Collateral Murder on youtube, then come back and say this shit.

      Why? Armed insurgents in a combat area were killed. Reporters that didn't announce themselves or take any steps to make sure that the counter-insurgency efforts were aware of their presence were caught up in the combat that the people they were hanging out with started. This has what, exactly, to do with the fact that the insurgents were part of a campaign to retain and promote the strength of groups that would, indeed, prefer that NASA's female scientists were put to death for how they've spent their lives? That you're posting as a Coward is in keeping with your urge to skip over that little detail. Spineless moral relativisim must be a painful condition.

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    13. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? You're going to condemn an entire culture? For the perceived crime of condemning your culture?

      What a deluded fool you are.

    14. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When someone from Pakistan blows up a bunch Americans in retaliation for a drone strike, I hope you'll remember that you decided that condemning people based on their membership in a group is OK.

    15. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay then, insert prejudiced. Are you really trying to say people can't be prejudiced against religions? There is no way a person can not be unless they a follower of every single one of them. The various religions themselves of course make that impossible by labelling anyone who doesn't believe as they do as demons or infidels.

      As a side note I'd like to ask, does there exist a religion whose god/gods do not exhibit psychopathic tendencies? Just about everyone I've heard about has some supernatural being or another demanding you do their will or ELSE!

    16. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about the other guy, but *my* take is that anyone who uses an article like this to launch into a rant like yours is a bit obsessed, and has a few screws loose.

    17. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You did know that the horribly named 'honor killing' is mostly an Arab thing, not a Muslim thing, didn't you?

      Is it too much to ask for our bigots to be accurate? After all, they can google too..

    18. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by Dripdry · · Score: 0

      You know what? LET them do what they want. I'm tired of trying to think that the whole world should conform to some stupid moral standard.
      If they want to stone women to death, let them! If they want to stay in the dark ages, let them! They're not here, they're half way across the damned world and it's not morals and womens' rights taking us there, it's resources (like the rare earths there).

      Seriously, come off the "This culture should shape up" mentality. It's a dead horse.

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    19. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? I replied to someone else who tossed in silly notion that it's NASA vs. Military, funding-wise. Which it's not.

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    20. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by farble1670 · · Score: 0

      If the US wants to improve the lot of women then it should fund women's education and birth control in these countries, not bomb them to shit.

      it's that simple huh? just head over to ol' tehran and get to work putting up a women's university, right?

    21. Re:First image... Is that... The Death Star? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Seriously? You're going to condemn an entire culture? For the perceived crime of condemning your culture?

      No, I'm going to say exactly what I said, again. I'm all for pushing back against the violent parts of a culture that lash out at the rest of the world (you know, by killing people) expressly because they are afraid of things like literate women. I don't care if they condemn the notion of a culture with things like women who are allowed to vote and work, but I do care when they do things like blow up nightclubs full of people, destroy embassies, kill trainloads of people in places like Madrid and much worse in an attempt to bolster their street cred while the call to caliphate-ize the entire middle east and the rest of the world. But to the extent that the wider culture under which they operate does nothing more than vaguely chastise them for sending drugged young girls wearing bomb vests into a vegetable market to slaughter women and children for being the wrong flavor of religious and insufficiently supporting of jihaddism ... yeah, I'm prepared to offer up some culture-wide condemnation.

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  24. and... by hoboroadie · · Score: 1

    Orange dirt.
    Close up.
    Cool.

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    1. Re:and... by txoof · · Score: 1

      And martian shadow. Also cool!

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  25. Gold Medal by rsmith-mac · · Score: 5, Funny

    And the gold medal for the all-species 350M KM space landing goes to NASA, who scored a perfect 10 for landing on the surface of Mars!

    Congratulations to NASA and the JPL. Dare Mighty Things indeed.

    1. Re:Gold Medal by sam_v1.35b · · Score: 1

      ...who scored a perfect 10 for landing on the surface of Mars!

      Gold medal, world (and Martian!) record :)

      Before we cut to a talking head on NASA TV, the team were reading out landing data. Two bits I loved:

      1. vertical velocity at (presumably just before) touchdown was -0.6m/s and
      2. horizontal velocity was 0.04m/s.

      That horizontal figure is truly staggering. Well done to all involved!

    2. Re:Gold Medal by terjeber · · Score: 1

      And, for the inevitable popular-science comparison: Making the landing work required higher precision than a golfer standing in London and hitting hole-in-one in New Zealand would have required.

    3. Re:Gold Medal by 3dr · · Score: 1

      I'm still waiting for our media (USA) to convert the important distances to some quantity of football fields.

  26. Re:Landing will never work by nedlohs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Surprise, surprise, actual scientists and engineers are better than you at this stuff.

  27. YES! by Black+Dragon · · Score: 0

    Congratz NASA! WHOO! Now for a manned mission!

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  28. Re:Landing will never work by the_B0fh · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Apparently it worked this one time...

  29. Fucking amazing by DogDude · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm absolutely amazed that doing something like this is even possible. All of the people who put this together are heroes to me. Fuck yes. This is awesome.

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    1. Re:Fucking amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Double skycranebow?

    2. Re:Fucking amazing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh? We've been doing this since the 1970s with the first Viking landers on Mars. What's so awesome?

      If you want REAL awe, check out the Soviet series of Venera probes to Venus. That's a lesson in constant adaption from lessons learned.

  30. Re:Landing will never work by icebike · · Score: 1

    These guys started posting doom and gloom post before liftoff.
    They've been at it 8 months, and even when its wheels down they still continue to nay-say.

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  31. Team Sport indeed by DaKong · · Score: 1

    My natural geek bias is coming out, but this defines team sport and puts the Olympics to shame. Phenomenal achievement--congratulations to NASA and JPL!

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  32. Re:Most awesome nerd date ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My 4 week summer holiday just ended. Nice to see the landing, but now I have to go to work. Touchdown.

  33. Discovery Canada by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    suck had to watch CNN to get the landing. How sad no other station on regular cable carried the landing.

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    1. Re:Discovery Canada by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2

      Kudos to Xbox live. They had a special event app to stream the event live. All the drama. Computer sims based on live telemetry. All in HD on the big screen. Pretty sweet.

    2. Re:Discovery Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They had re-runs of Mythbusters on. WTF?

      The NASA feed was FREE, you idiots!

      Yet another reason to cancel cable.

    3. Re:Discovery Canada by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

      Really? Damn, I wish I'd known about this. I had a HD NASA TV stream coming out of the Roku, which was cool, but that Xbox app would have been sweet.

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    4. Re:Discovery Canada by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Actually, it was probably the same stream.

    5. Re:Discovery Canada by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      I cut the cable in November, and none of my local stations had any coverage on it. They DID, however, have plenty of Olympic coverage. I would have thought that an interplanetary mission would supersede a global event, but I guess badminton was more important. Luckily, I was able to get to the NASA.GOV website and they had a nice little stream for me.

      What annoyed me is that during the landing, all I saw was pretty much an entire room full of people looking at consoles, then they spontaneously jumped up and started cheering. Then they got really excited when they saw a black and white image from what looked like a moon landing photo from 40 years ago. You would think that in the 21st century, NASA would have at least mounted a COLOR camera on the rover. It just made it hard to believe it was real.

      I could easily imagine a room that the video feed didn't show us where a couple of guys were rolling D20s to see if the chute opens or not, and then type some stuff on a console to tweet it to the room full of people.

  34. Landing pic? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    This claims to be a landing pic, but it hasn't landed yet. WTF?

    https://twitter.com/NASA/status/232350219700932608/photo/1

    1. Re:Landing pic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But does the lander have facebook integration also?

    2. Re:Landing pic? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2

      That was the first low res thumbnail through the yet to be jettisoned lens caps. Have to wait for the dust to settle.

    3. Re:Landing pic? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      It seems the "live streaming" of the JPL landing room was about 5 minutes behind actual (Earth) events. Thus, I saw Twitter results before I could see the JPL crew react. "Live" not quite.

      Maybe they wanted a time buffer so that they could pull the plug if something went badly and JPL'ers cussed and puked. After all, it's a 15 year project for some there, and perhaps layoffs would result in this down economy. I'd puke and cuss also if I saw 15 years of work go up in smoke and then be booted to the street.

  35. Re:Slashdot - Multi-Posted Articles for Nerds by pla · · Score: 5, Insightful

    inorite? Because we land car-sized nuclear-powered portable science laboratories on other planets all the fucking time, right dude?

    "News for Nerds, stuff that matters" - This qualifies as both. And we'll probably have a nonstop stream of Curiosity FPs over the next few days. Suck it up or find another site, because as much as I hate to sound exclusionary, it sounds like you jus' don't belong here.

  36. incremental cost of another one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This mission was 2.5 billion or so. I have to think the incremental cost of flying another now that the research has been done would be far less than that. There are individuals in the USA who could personally fund that without breaking a sweat.

    Seems like we should have 4 or 5 of these things in various places on Mars.

    1. Re:incremental cost of another one? by WindBourne · · Score: 1, Informative

      Zero chance. It comes down to the nuke power supply. We no longer have the Pu-238 for another mission. Sadly, CONgress is busy fighting about it. The dems want to allocate the DOE to allocate the 100 M for it, while the republicans want NASA to pay the 100 M for it.

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    2. Re:incremental cost of another one? by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      Public funding until it's profitable, then private profit. That is generally the pattern, no?

    3. Re:incremental cost of another one? by icebike · · Score: 2

      But is Pu-238 the only nuclear fuel source we could use?

      Wiki says there are about 30 radioisotopes that could be used for this purpose, and both the US and Russians have used very small scale reactors (not just thermo-electric) on space vehicles in the past. The russians have 30 fission reactors in space on RORSATs.

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    4. Re:incremental cost of another one? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      US and Russians have used very small scale reactors (not just thermo-electric) on space vehicles in the past.

      True, though the thermoelectric reactors are very simple by comparison. Naturally, they have no moving parts and are completely stable. Of course, they're rather less efficient, but the rover needs a lot of heat to stay warm anyway, so that doesn't matter too much.

      Given the rigours of take-off and landing, and the penalty for anything going wrong (LEO satellites can be replaced much more easily), theremo electric does seem like a really good choice.

      I think that Pu-238 is probably about the best fuel source too, given the power density and decay chain being strong in alpha emitters.

      The latter also applies to reactors: you don't want a really powerful radiation source next to lots of sensitive instruments if at all possible.

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    5. Re:incremental cost of another one? by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      Unless you can show that the potential profit, and that profit must be made within the next quarter or three, is worth the risk of investing in such an enterprise there isn't much chance of individual Americans investing much.

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    6. Re:incremental cost of another one? by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is. The other step of the equation is taxes generated by the private profit.

      Of course these days the taxes are being spent in bailouts rather then public funding : /

    7. Re:incremental cost of another one? by Johann+Lau · · Score: 1

      Maybe the hope is that the bailouts will result in taxes generated by private profit. And hey, even if not, at least "banks laughing all the way to the bank" is inaudible :P

  37. Re:Landing will never work by sperho · · Score: 1

    Anonymous Coward indeed.

  38. Wow. by adolf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Huge thanks to NASA/JPL for pulling this thing off, and letting everyone be a part of it.

    I was watching a live simulation of the thing full-screen on one monitor (eyes.nasa.gov), and watching/hearing commentary on Nasa TV on another. It was very thrilling.

    As a geek, foremost I find myself going WOW> HOLY !!! WE JUST LANDED A WINNEBEGO [ok, it's a bit smaller than the average Winny] ON MARS!!!

    But I also find myself impressed that the Ustream link I posted (above) had something like 230k viewers at peak, and despite the load it never missed a beat for me. The simulation appeared to be happening in with very low-latency, and provided spectacular imagery.

    Politically, if these methods of passive involvement were more widely publicized, funding the space program would be a no-brainer for any American -- just for the excitement involved, if nothing else, of accomplishing such a difficult task.

    Wish I could link to the first photos (there seem to be two of them), but they don't seem to be officially posted just yet....

    1. Re:Wow. by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      As big as a Mini Cooper they said, which seems a bit of an oxymoron, truth be told. ;-)

      A Winnebago on mars would be the safest meth lab in the system. Distribution of product is a bitch, though.

    2. Re:Wow. by adolf · · Score: 1

      Meth labs on Mars? Where are the farms that it will steal the ammonia nitrate from?

    3. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meth labs on Mars? Where are the farms that it will steal the ammonia nitrate from?

      Meth labs?, surely you mean Marcaine labs...

    4. Re:Wow. by sam_v1.35b · · Score: 2

      The first images are online here: http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/raw/

    5. Re:Wow. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Politically, if these methods of passive involvement were more widely publicized, funding the space program would be a no-brainer for any American -- just for the excitement involved, if nothing else, of accomplishing such a difficult task.

      No, they wouldn't. Because by tomorrow morning, when the hard work of commissioning begins, and next when the hard and boring work of actual science begins, interest would drop to essentially zero, (Except among the most hard of hard core geeks.)

    6. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > As a geek, foremost I find myself going WOW> HOLY !!! WE JUST LANDED A WINNEBEGO [ok, it's a bit smaller than the average Winny] ON MARS!!!

      I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

    7. Re:Wow. by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The UStream worked flawlessly (and that's from all the way over here in Australia) and the simulation stuff they had was great. Also amazed they had imagery within literally 2 or 3 minutes after touchdown ... that was a genuine surprise. Overall a really professional and competently-run event.

    8. Re:Wow. by antdude · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:Wow. by adolf · · Score: 1

      (as a corollary, it may be interesting to point out that an uncle of mine was responsible for producing the Winnebago prop in Space Balls.)

    10. Re:Wow. by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Heh this reminded me of the Zak McKracken game from the old days :)

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    11. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "As big as a Mini Cooper they said..."

      Yeah but landing on Mars was a bit of mission creep. I heard they were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

    12. Re:Wow. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      As big as a Mini Cooper they said, which seems a bit of an oxymoron, truth be told. ;-)

      Unless, your name is Cooper and your girlfriend likes to nickname your penis...

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    13. Re:Wow. by icebike · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not true.

      In fact NASA was amazed just how much continued interest there was in the Spirit and Opportunity rovers over the years.
      The hits on the web site show a huge spike every time one of these
      rovers bump into an interesting rock, even if the mainstream media can't be bothered to mention it.

      Nobody expects constant 24 7 news coverage of the slow journey of a rover across a barren plane. Nor do we watch
      sports super stars driving to the stadium.

      This idea that there has to be 24/7 engagement of drop-jawed rapture to indicate
      a high level of public interest seems to be trotted out ONLY for Space explorations.

      Virtually no other endeavor on earth is judged by this standard.

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    14. Re:Wow. by DerekLyons · · Score: 0

      This idea that there has to be 24/7 engagement of drop-jawed rapture to indicate a high level of public interest seems to be trotted out ONLY for Space explorations.

      Um, no. That's a ludicrous strawman of your own creation. The idea is that there has to be *some* significant indication of ongoing interest, not just passing interest when something exciting or interesting happens. And the blunt truth is, there are no such indications. Even the lunar landings couldn't hold the public's interest after the first one - until astronauts nearly died. (And then tapered off rapidly after that.)
       

      even if the mainstream media can't be bothered to mention it.

      The main stream media isn't stupid. If people were interested, they'd watch. They'd complain about lack of coverage. They'd write to their congresscritters. They'd endlessly forward, in email and on Facebook, bitches and complaints about NASA funding... You'd see NASA press releases on Facebook, and in email, and on other than fanboi websites, etc..., etc... but the cold hard fact is that they do none of these things. The public simply isn't interested enough to take more than a minimal interest - and all the publicity in the world won't change that.

    15. Re:Wow. by glodime · · Score: 1

      "Nor do we watch sports super stars driving to the stadium."

      I wouldn't be so sure of that.

    16. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong, you haven't seen the NFL network.

  39. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I just watched the whole thing through a computer simulation in my web browser (the new TV)...while the play by play was being streamed live from the control room.

    I actually just commented to a friend that tonight was a demonstration of one of humanity's best uses of the internet since porn.

    I'm unsure how you managed to screw up the experience but it really was awesome.

  40. Re:Landing will never work by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

    YOU fail it. MSL FTW!!

  41. Re:Futbol by hoboroadie · · Score: 1

    GOOOOOALLL!

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  42. Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wow, I feel like I haven't felt in a long time. I feel proud to be an American.

    Kudos to NASA, and a big "fuck you" to Congress for cutting their funding.

  43. Finally some newsworthy news by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2

    With any luck, these excellent news from the science world will push back the barrage of useless "events" from the olympics marketing machine.

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    1. Re:Finally some newsworthy news by thunderclap · · Score: 0

      With any luck, these excellent news from the science world will push back the barrage of useless "events" from the olympics marketing machine.

      Right along side them will be Wolf Blitzer with breaking news about the South Pole bursting into flames for hours on end.

  44. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by Megane · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't know if trolling or just doesn't understand the kind of bandwidth you don't get during a complicated high-speed descent that ends on the far side of another planet. Why don't you just call up AT&T and get them to install DSL on the rover? Or maybe you can crank your wifi router up to get a better signal.

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  45. Everyone seems to be using Apple.. by rainhill · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Everyone seems to be using Apple.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientific apps tend to be written for UNIX. OSX is a flavor of Unix.

    2. Re:Everyone seems to be using Apple.. by rainhill · · Score: 1

      i thought that they'd be using linux instead..

    3. Re:Everyone seems to be using Apple.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Sadly?) I think OSX is the best UNIX desktop you can find. Have tried different LINUX distributions from time to time and even though I really like LINUX it is just lacking something on the desktop. Not always LINUX or the distributions fault. But the never ending problem with graphics drivers can be annoying and it doesn't help when fx. Ubuntu insists on putting a non-removable overlay graphics on my desktop telling me I am using a non-free / open driver.

  46. Steering by SlashDev · · Score: 2

    I was watching the broadcast live, very exciting indeed. The description of the events sounded like it was real-time when in fact there is a delay, however they react and comment based on the transmission they received, I did head something curious "we would steer Curiosity if ..." which is impossible, they can't steer, curiosity steers itself mainly because of the delay.

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    1. Re:Steering by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, I think JPL is up to speed on that.

    2. Re:Steering by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I did head something curious "we would steer Curiosity if ..." which is impossible, they can't steer, curiosity steers itself mainly because of the delay.

      You probably caught someone thinking out loud about what something like Curiosity itself could do with further development. As flown it's limited mostly to controlling range and can't actually do much steering. This is partly because it's limited in how much cross range velocity it can develop and partly because it has only a very short time for that velocity to propagate into distance.

  47. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wanted to see footage of the lander as it performed it's crazy descent. But that is too much for NASA to handle, I guess.

    Engineer and manufacture the necessary equipment to do that, and I'm sure NASA will be happy to include it in their next Mars mission.

  48. Re:Most awesome nerd date ever by j-stroy · · Score: 1
  49. Mars species by ikarys · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first encounter with alien life has not gone well. A catlike alien has been squashed and killed by Curiosity.

    1. Re:Mars species by RandomFactor · · Score: 1

      Small, grey, lightly armored to retain moisture, fatally attracted to moving rover wheels...an armarsdillo?

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  50. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, sir are an idiot.

  51. Re:Landing will never work by Moofie · · Score: 0

    SUCK IT, HATER. Down and clear!

    I'm sorry, yelling filter, this dumbass deserved it.

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  52. Woot by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sky crane for the win. I had images in my head of hovering Eagles from Space 1999. :-)

  53. NASA makes Mars her bitch by cjsm · · Score: 1

    NASA once again makes Mars her bitch. Way to go! Seriously, this landing was so complicated, I was expecting the worse. I join millions of others around the world in breathing a huge sigh of relief.

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  54. Same feeling by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I was just thinking how awesome it was watching NASA TV compared to NBC Olympic footage, and then she goes and pulls a Costas, pulling away just as they were reading out some cool technical details.

    REALLY annoying. If I'm watching NASA TV let me in on all the technical details possible please!

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    1. Re:Same feeling by crazyjj · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking how awesome it was watching NASA TV compared to NBC Olympic footage

      I was thinking that too. It occured to me that 99% of the people in the U.S. were tuning into the Olympics, but I bet almost no one was watching NASA-TV. Hell, my cable provider didn't even have the landing coverage listed correctly in their guide (IIRC, it showed it as "ISS Mission Coverage").

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    2. Re:Same feeling by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      AT&T doesn't even give me NASA TV, I need to pay extra for it.

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    3. Re:Same feeling by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

      Had one of the live streams and solarsystem.nasa.gov/eyes/ running the simulation. Gotta say, even if it was all fluff PR, it was the best piece of PR I've seen in decades. Just perfect.

  55. Re:Slashdot - Multi-Posted Articles for Nerds by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously, how many "Curiosity is About To Land" articles do we need today?

    You might want to turn in your nerd badge and remove slashdot from your bookmarks. Try www.disney.com instead.

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  56. Geological Time by hoboroadie · · Score: 1

    I wonder how long these artifacts will be lying on the Martian surface. Quite a bit more weather than the Moon.

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    1. Re:Geological Time by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      It is quite possible that the first shots of humans on Mars could come from Curiousity's cameras.

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    2. Re:Geological Time by hoboroadie · · Score: 1

      That is a neat thought. I'm just looking ahead and wondering about what shape it will be in for the next few million years. I presume it will be ground away by sandstorms.

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  57. We are not alone by thisisauniqueid · · Score: 4, Funny
  58. Re:Landing will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nominal, dude. And with ~140kg of fuel to spare of the original 390 or so.

    They could have gone around the block again before parking.

  59. Fuck yeah! by Maow · · Score: 1

    Congratu-fuckin-lations everyone at JPL & NASA and anyone that had a hand in this.

    I was rivitted to my screen for 2 full hours and was almost as ecstatic as the control room as each stage's success came in.

    Poor gf can't be much bothered and is trying to watch a DVD with me calling out each stage and cheering... Sorry gf, no apologies - this is fucking GREAT!

    1. Re:Fuck yeah! by TemperedAlchemist · · Score: 1

      If she wasn't watching it with you; sorry mate, you need a new gf.

    2. Re:Fuck yeah! by Maow · · Score: 1

      If she wasn't watching it with you; sorry mate, you need a new gf.

      Could be worse - every time I raised my eyes from NASA.gov there was an unending parade of gorgeous HK actresses on the TV screen - not a bad diversion; not at all. Sheh Sze Man FTW!

  60. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love posts like yours. You try to come off all smart, but all you do is tell the world what a gigantic and utterly useless fuckhead you are. Please walk in front of a bus tomorrow, or maybe start by looking at the relative distances between the moon and Mars. No, forget it. Just do the bus thing.

  61. Mars Welcomes it's Automobile Overlords! by Entropop · · Score: 1

    The first car on Mars. The martians get the first glimpse of earth's dominant life form! Watch out, the whole place will look like LA in 10 years tops.

  62. Re:Slashdot - Multi-Posted Articles for Nerds by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    Is that friking lazer glues to a mini shark in a little fish bowl on the rover?

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  63. Re:Slashdot - Multi-Posted Articles for Nerds by iplayfast · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, I think we need more. This is great news. Much better then bloodshed etc. Isn't it nice to get some good news for a change?

  64. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Are you fuking serious? I know geeks like to think they are the super geniuses of the world (in the style of Wyle E. Coyote), but this is beyond ridiculous.

    Well, shit, there sugarcube, maybe you should mosey on down to JPL and set those folks straight.

  65. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by WindBourne · · Score: 2

    Sad that you say so much, with so little behind it. When we first started landing rovers on the moon, it was in preparation for landing man on the moon. Because the moon has no atmosphere, the landers come in SLOW and it is 1/6 G, it made it fairly simple on how to land. Mars is different. We have to arrive a great deal faster, we have an atmosphere to deal with, and 1/3 G. As such, there are MANY more issues to landing there. This was actually, one of the most difficult landings done on a planet since the early days. We could only test parts of it. No way to fully test it.

    BUT, from here on out, we will see larger payloads going to mars. In fact, the next American one might be red dragon. That would double the amount of science on Mars. The same craft can be used on the moon to land cargo AND humans.

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  66. First picture of a Real Martian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  67. Point for Earth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, anyone keeping score?

  68. Re:Slashdot - Multi-Posted Articles for Nerds by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1, Funny

    Saw lots of Apple laptops there at JPL in the video. :-)

  69. Curiosity must speak japanese... by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    I'm safely on the surface of Mars. GALE CRATER I AM IN YOU!!!

    i know an engrish translation when i see it.

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    1. Re:Curiosity must speak japanese... by Microlith · · Score: 2

      It's a Wil Wheaton-ism.

  70. Re:Slashdot - Multi-Posted Articles for Nerds by Ryanrule · · Score: 2

    ALL the articles!

  71. Thanks NASA by eexaa · · Score: 1

    It's a delight to see them doing&winning the cool stuff again.

  72. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Moon landing was live. The return to Earth was blacked out. What do Mars and Earth have that the Moon doesn't?

  73. Guess what by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 1

    I heard Curiosity about to land on Mars. Make post pls.

  74. Re:Landing will never work by mbone · · Score: 1

    Yes, an amazing achievement. I wonder if they burned it all off, or made a fireball somewhere.

  75. I don't get it. by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    I watched the landing live on an internet stream, unedited. It had bonehead commentary from that woman, but it wasn't too bad.

    Meanwhile for the NBC Olympics I can watch EVERY EVENT live unedited with no NBC commentary. And I have watched many.

    So I don't get how the NASA coverage is better except that it's free.

    If you think watching the event live with no commentary is better, don't watch the primetime coverage instead. This goes for the Olympics, it goes for the Curiosity lander.

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  76. I know NASA has had a few budget cuts ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but surely they could have afforded a colour camera for the Curiosity rover.

    1. Re:I know NASA has had a few budget cuts ... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Apparently you're wrong...

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    2. Re:I know NASA has had a few budget cuts ... by icebike · · Score: 2

      idiot.
      Go educate yourself. It has 17 cameras.

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    3. Re:I know NASA has had a few budget cuts ... by Miamicanes · · Score: 2

      The big question on everybody's mind, though... did they finally send a lander equipped with at least one camera designed to capture images in true human color? Previous landers had cameras equipped with RGB filters, but the filters were optimized for scientific analysis instead of accurate color rendition, and deviated significantly from the filters you'd use to capture monochrome images through red, green, and blue filters for producing accurate color photos as a human would see them.

      Put another way, the red, green, and blue filters used by NASA were very different from the red, green, and blue filters used by Technicolor & similar film processes years ago. They're all narrower in the range of colors they pass, and the red filter in particular is centered much closer to near-infrared than a photographic "red" filter used for accurate photography would be. The net result is that the color images reconstructed by combining the three image channels look kind of like the color you see at a nightclub when something is illuminated by only red, green, and blue LED stage lights (or really low-CRI cheap fluorescent light bulbs) -- they have red, green, and blue components... but they're wrong, or at least incomplete.

      NASA spent years babbling about the ambiguities of human vision & context-sensitive calibration before someone finally called them out and demanded to know why their camera gear couldn't do auto white-balance, auto color-calibration, and gamma correction the way any halfway decent USB webcam has been able to do for more than a decade.

      NASA finally admitted sometime around 2006 that producing color photos that were color-accurate -- as well as high-res and pretty -- somehow never made it into the official specs, and yeah, it WAS kind of an oversight, and one they'd work on correcting for future missions.The question is, did this lander get spec'ed, built, and launched before that point, or were they able to slip an additional camera on board that's basically a radiation-hardened version of what you'd find in a decent $100 CCD color webcam, with auto-exposure & auto white-balance, so they can at least grab some photos and send them back for color reference purposes?

    4. Re:I know NASA has had a few budget cuts ... by tibit · · Score: 2

      White balance is done in post-processing anyway, there's nothing physically in a camera (apart from bits of the firmware in some FLASH cells somewhere) that has anything to do with it. Exposure control is done in firmware as well, by taking short, high-noise samples from the image sensor to figure out how much light is coming in. On Mars that's not a big deal as you don't really have any fast changes -- there are no clouds. When a dust storm comes in, it's a gradual change and can be accommodated just by taking high-resolution, longer-exposure pictures and noticing a trend in brightness.

      I would tend to agree about the color filters, although I'd also like to how how do the transmission spectra of the filters used on modern CMOS camera imagers for terrerstrial use look? And how do they compare in Q or 50% bandwidth with whatever's on Curiosity's filter wheel(s)?

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    5. Re:I know NASA has had a few budget cuts ... by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      Well, partly found the answer -- http://msl-scicorner.jpl.nasa.gov/Instruments/Mastcam/

      On the "plus" side, each of the mast cameras has a traditional GR/BG bayer array. On the "minus" side, ALL of the bayer elements are sensitive to low infrared (beyond 700nm). On the other hand, so are basically all CMOS cameras (they require external IR cut filters, which the rover has).

      So, it looks like I can be happy. The colors might not be 100% flawless, but they're almost certainly better than even the best DSLRs can produce. The main drawback is resolution. From the description, it's not clear whether 1200x1200 is the Bayer-adjusted "image detail" resolution, or whether they really mean each row has 600 green, and 600 pixels that are either red or blue.

  77. Primary directive by jamesh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Message from Curiosity: Landed safely. Initiating primary directive - kill cats.

    1. Re:Primary directive by LordofEntropy · · Score: 1

      "Message from Curiosity: Landed safely. Initiating primary directive - kill cats."

      Now that's funny. +1 internets Sir! Nothing beats a good bit of geek humor in the morning. Congrats to NASA, indeed congrats to humanity. It was exciting to watch and hopefully some additional people will be inspired to help keep the pursuit of knowledge through exploration a priority.

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    2. Re:Primary directive by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The next probe is the "Heisenberg". Cats are really having a tough time on Mars.

  78. Carl Sagan would be proud! by slacka · · Score: 5, Insightful

    “We tend to hear much more about the splendors returned than the ships that brought them or the shipwrights. It has always been that way. Even those history books enamored of the voyages of Christopher Columbus do not tell much about the builders of the Nina the Pinta and the Santa Maria or about the principle of the caravel. These spacecraft their designers builders navigators and controllers are examples of what science and engineering set free for well-defined peaceful purposes can accomplish. Those scientists and engineers should be role models for an America seeking excellence and international competitiveness. They should be on our stamps.”
      Carl Sagan,

    Congratulations NASA and JPL! I hope you continue to inspire us all to dare mighty things!

  79. Re:Landing will never work by arkane1234 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's obvious that god put it on Mars, then.

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  80. Re:Slashdot - Multi-Posted Articles for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, yeah. That's what unix nerds tend to use for their mobile devices. Apple laptops are easily the most popular laptops I've ever seen among us engineering types at Sun and Oracle in the last decade.

  81. Re:MOAR Mars Rovers FTW!!1 by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, because we're still busy spending seven trillion dollars to bailout financial institutions while simultaneously pissing ourselves over the "massive" NASA budget for trivial shit like furthering the reach of all fucking human-kind.

  82. Martian lawyers already at work by Grayhand · · Score: 1

    This senseless act of violence against the people of Mars is unacceptable. The impact of a NASA weapon of mass destruction rattled several homes while Martians were trying to watch the Olympics to see who won the women's football game between the US and New Zealand. Most Martians were asleep and had to wait for the rebroadcast. This traumatic event must be compensated for to make right the horror that the Martian citizens faced when the rover impacted the surface of Mars. The lawsuit demands a trillion dollars in compensation but it's believed they will accept 10,000 iPhone 5s as a compromise.

  83. Go girl! by NetMassimo · · Score: 0

    Go girl! :-)

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  84. Mars Ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Science FTW! Now just to plug my brains into that machine to experience what robot feels.... oooo.....s....s.ss..s.s..ooooo...cc.c.c.c.c.c...cccoldddddd

    1. Re:Mars Ahoy! by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      But wait, I thought it was summer time? ;)

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  85. Re:Slashdot - Multi-Posted Articles for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Never mind him!
    Let's keep the updates coming!!! More articles! Can't wait. So excited. Maybe this is how our forefathers felt when 11 landed on Moon.

  86. Re:MOAR Mars Rovers FTW!!1 by Pausanias · · Score: 0, Troll

    Given a finite pot of money (say $2.5B), we could have done truly new things.

    Why did have to go back to Mars for the nth time with yet another rover when we could visit Europa instead which is COVERED IN WATER and probably liquid beneath.

    The reason we didn't was (1) a bunch of vested interests and (2) fear that it would have been a harder sell to congress. This is the source of our stagnation.

  87. Horizontal streak? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    gotta have sponsors.

    Hey, what's the long horizontal streak in the middle of the photo? Crane cables?

  88. Re:Landing will never work by icebike · · Score: 1

    Apparently it worked this one time...

    So, 100% success rate for this landing technique then?

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  89. Life on mars and Obama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So now Richard C Hoagland is saying that the probe will find evidence of some life on mars at some point in some form and this will through out all the government can't do anything political speech and Obama will get reelected with a renewed focus on space exploration.

    Improbable and as much as he's crazy, I hope he's right :)

    Amusing to listen to anyway.

  90. Re:MOAR Mars Rovers FTW!!1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or I don't know, we have experiments to carry on Mars because a rover is small and a lot had been put out of the other ones and we have no clue about how to land under the ice of Europa. But, no, it's probably your explanation. Seems more realist.

    Oh, yeah, and keep complaining. Do not rejoice about any success, nerver. Keep the good spirit.

  91. Simply awesome by nsre · · Score: 1

    Wow! Amazing job, JPL and NASA!!

  92. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by terjeber · · Score: 1

    (Your) Ignorance appears to not generate the assumed bliss.

  93. Re:Landing will never work by geegel · · Score: 1

    It was a one in a million shot. Of course it worked.

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  94. Re:MOAR Mars Rovers FTW!!1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think Obama said we were supposed to be working towards putting people on Mars. I get confused... I think Bush v2 said the moon.

    But give it 5 years, the plan will change. We spend so much time dicking around with the $33 per person, per year, we spend on NASA... it seems crazy. I mean, we each spend thousands of dollars per year on our military. Like, work for a month or so only to donate it all to the DoD. And they spend it on a handful of multi-billion-dollar models of planes that still don't work, while sending kids out to get blown up with no armor, short-changing veterans on medical services and such... always complaining about budget constraints while nobody important ever seems to question how they spent their money. By comparison, NASA is a fantastic bargain.

  95. What ? No IBM ?? No Cray ?? o0 by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2

    Watching the NASA feed I was so glad to get a virtual boner from the fact there wasnt a single toy system in the room. I was so glad to see Sun, MACs and Linux systems fully represented.

     
    No IBM ??
     
    No Cray?
     
    o0 ...
     

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  96. Sometimes I wonder by Tiger_Storms · · Score: 0

    oh boy more pictures of rocks! and comon blakc and white? we've been working in color for 50+ years here.

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    1. Re:Sometimes I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't fully active yet. The camera mast will be lifted later this week and then we'll get full color HD photos.

  97. Re:Landing will never work by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    Apparently it worked this one time...

    So, 100% success rate for this landing technique then?

    Yes though I am not about to trust my life to it just yet.

  98. Re:Slashdot - Multi-Posted Articles for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was the easiest foe assignation I ever did. Say goodbye.

  99. The Japanese are doing a better coverage !! by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1

    Wow !

    Can you imagine that?

    NASA is landing the rover but the Japanese are doing a better coverage on that landing !!

    http://www.ustream.tv/ is a Japanese site, btw
     

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    1. Re:The Japanese are doing a better coverage !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only because the GP included "lang=ja_JP" in the link. If you delete your cookies and go back to that site without following his link everything will be in english

  100. Re:MOAR Mars Rovers FTW!!1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We couldn't touch Europa with a mission like Curiosity for 2.5 billion. Not for ten.

    And even if we could, we don't know enough about it to even begin to spec out a useful mission. Or a mission with the slightest chance of success.

  101. Re:MOAR Mars Rovers FTW!!1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What everyone else said, plus contamination risk. Obviously curiosity is clean-room assembled and supposed to be sterile, but it won't matter if a few hardy spores persist on its chassis somewhere since they won't affect the experiments or be viable on Mars. With a probe designed to enter the vast ocean of Europa it's theoretically possible they could survive. Let's see if we can pull it off on Lake Vostok first before we think about trying to fly a robot halfway across the solar system to do the same thing all by itself.

  102. Any recommendation for Chinese audiences? by fufufang · · Score: 1

    As you guys probably know, half of the websites that feature NASA TV stream are blocked in China. Connection to NASA's website is not very stable. I am not sure if it is because they cannot handle the load, or the GFW is jamming the network.

    I have my own OpenVPN tunnel, and it seemed that NASA's official TV stream was particularly slow.

    So it would be nice if anyone with some experience of Chinese Internet can post some links.

    I wish I was in the UK (where I normally live), so I can get a stable stream.

    1. Re:Any recommendation for Chinese audiences? by slacka · · Score: 1

      I'm also in China. The video stream was choppy, but other the the usual suspects like youtube, I did not notice any NASA/JPL sites blocked by the GFW. One thing I have noticed, if you use a high quality VPN, foreign sites have lower latency and less packet loss. I assume this is because the GFW has some pass through mechanism for encrypted traffic that it cannot analyze. My VPN is free Amazon EC2 Ubuntu PPTP server that I setup myself.

      I used the Google CC translation feature in youtube to translate the subtitles to Chinese, so my girlfriend would watch with me. How awesome is it that I just watched a video of 1 ton rover landing on Mars streamed over the Internet with machine generated and translated subtitles? I'm so happy to live in this day and age. Congratulations NASA, JPL, and Google!

    2. Re:Any recommendation for Chinese audiences? by Legion303 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If the translation is of the same quality Google Translate usually produces, your girlfriend is wondering why the US is invading the Red Sea with an autonomous sorcery platform.

    3. Re:Any recommendation for Chinese audiences? by EzInKy · · Score: 1

      Would suggesting that you elect a government that doesn't block websites that feature NASA TV be out of order?

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    4. Re:Any recommendation for Chinese audiences? by voidphoenix · · Score: 1

      Jeebuz, mods, where the hell are you guys? +1 ROFL.

    5. Re:Any recommendation for Chinese audiences? by mbone · · Score: 1

      I am in the US, and my video stream was very choppy and then crashed hard during the 7 minutes of terror. Fortunately, I get NASA TV on the cable.

    6. Re:Any recommendation for Chinese audiences? by fufufang · · Score: 1

      Yes, it would be out of order, since I cannot elect anyone.

  103. Re:MOAR Mars Rovers FTW!!1 by ivano · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For Europa we need to drill through 20 km of ice. We can do 4km in 10 years (like Lake Vostok). But 20 km autonomously. Not in the near future. And where do we drill. We learnt from Viking not to be too ambitious. And I think your fantasy is getting mixed up with your reality. Also we go to Mars because it's the best chance to find life. They are only rocks to you because you never bothered to actually *look* at what is there.

  104. Emily Lakdawalla! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Is she awesome or what? She so has The Glasses.

    1. Re:Emily Lakdawalla! by 2.7182 · · Score: 1

      Well, true. But she is also an educated person, having done some work in geophysics. Nasa needs more people like her.

  105. Slashdot - Multi-Posted Sex for Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it nice to get some good news for a change?

    This just in. A Slashdotter got laid. A once in a billion happening.

  106. Now, this is the right stuff! by hexagonc · · Score: 1

    All must bow before the power of science!

  107. MOAR Mars Rovers Johnny 5. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Correction. Machine-kind.

  108. Curiosity killed the cat. by zapyon · · Score: 1

    Sadly, the Martians are a feline race. Looks like a violent slaughter lies ahead.

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  109. Typical one sided journalism by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2

    What about the poor Martian this US colonizing robot landed on eh? And the sky crane carelessly thrown away? Flattened a Martian orphanage but I bet the US press won't be reporting on THAT!

    Why doesn't NASA release a statement they are going to stop killing Martians in their stellar conquest?

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    1. Re:Typical one sided journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, every single target was characterized as a low collateral damage, if any, target. And the statements by the Taliban are typically lies, as they have been doing since the beginning. They've claimed that they've shot down some aircraft, which is false. And they have claimed there was some collateral damage, which is also false. (http://www.defense.gov/transcripts/transcript.aspx?transcriptid=2023)

    2. Re:Typical one sided journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the poor Martian this US colonizing robot landed on eh? And the sky crane carelessly thrown away? Flattened a Martian orphanage but I bet the US press won't be reporting on THAT!

      Why doesn't NASA release a statement they are going to stop killing Martians in their stellar conquest?

      You're joking, but I bet we could get a lot more funding for NASA rover missions by licensing the technology to DoD for their drones. Why send Seal Team Six after bin Laden when you can send a frickin' rocket sky crane?

  110. Well done Curiosity.......now go kill the cat :-) by kill_-9 · · Score: 1

    Congrats NASA.

    I'm so pleased and proud...beats the London Olympics anytime.

  111. Congratulations! by fabeetz · · Score: 1

    I didn't think that complex landing scheme would get 100% of so many functions to work together the first time.

    Whew.

  112. Could not have been more perfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First image, of what looked like a sunrise on Mars plus a wheel of the rover, was GREAT. Best landing photo yet. You could not have lined that up any better.

  113. Re:Landing will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the plan was for the sky crane to fly away until it used the remaining fuel.

  114. Re:Most awesome nerd date ever by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    I was pleasantly surprised when my wife watched with me, even more so when she actually got into it.

    Also whoever nodded you offtopic was likely sitting home alone with a cat and abag of cheetos during the landing.

  115. Re:What ? No IBM ?? No Cray ?? o0 by crazyjj · · Score: 1

    I was so glad to see Sun, MACs and Linux systems fully represented.

    Not on the laptops.

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  116. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by tmosley · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'll call Apollo and ask what they used. You know, forty years ago.

  117. Obligatory XKCD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obligatory xkcd:

    http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/curiosity.png

  118. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by tmosley · · Score: 1

    Nobody cares about a landing on either? I wonder why that would be. Surely it has nothing to do with the inaccessibility of it when it is just described to us like we have time warped back to the era of radio. Yes, it must just be that people are all a big bunch of stupid heads now.

  119. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by tmosley · · Score: 1

    Noting that they didn't do what Apollo did forty years ago is the opposite of ignorance. Indeed, it seems that the rabid geeks on here don't know anything about what makes actual human beings tick, and absolutely refuse to accept any sort of criticism, or even comparison to past achievement.

  120. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by tmosley · · Score: 1

    That's all great and all, but where is the footage!?

    It's like no-one remembers the awe-inspiring first moon landing. Well here, let me fucking remind you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOGsNzC7v_4

    Secondhand radio is a giant leap BACKWARDS. Look at that video from 40 years ago, and tell me why kids aren't interested in space anymore, while they were back then.

  121. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by tmosley · · Score: 0

    That, and you, are stupid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOGsNzC7v_4

    43 years ago, and they managed to transmit this, but with all of our technology, we apparently can't for some reason, and anyone who asks why is met with a dozen comments of pure NERD RAGE. No wonder this country is going down the tubes.

  122. Re:MOAR Mars Rovers FTW!!1 by voidphoenix · · Score: 1

    Send up Bruce Willis and his drilling team, they'll get that done in no time. :)

  123. Re:MOAR Mars Rovers FTW!!1 by tnk1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All these worlds are yours except Europa.
    Attempt no landing there.

  124. Congratulations NASA! by Whatsmynickname · · Score: 1

    Congratulations to a job extremely well done. This is coming from someone who was inspired by the Viking missions (actually snail-mailed a request to get a NASA 8x10 of a Viking shot) to go onto getting an engineering / computer science degree. It was inspirational to me then, as it is right now!

  125. Re:Slashdot - Multi-Posted Articles for Nerds by Relayman · · Score: 1

    It's either this or Bitcoin. I prefer this.

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  126. How close to landing site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looking for information about how close the lander came to where they originally wanted it to land.

    1. Re:How close to landing site by mbone · · Score: 1

      They won't really know for a few days. They have to unpack the boom (with the good camera on it) - that's today. Then they have to take a good picture of Mount Sharp and the surroundings, and triangulate their permission. A panorama might take much of the week to get back, and then it will take a few minutes to figure out where in the error ellipse they are.

  127. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by voidphoenix · · Score: 1

    Moon. Mars. Do you understand the difference?

  128. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by voidphoenix · · Score: 1

    No, you're just a flaming idiot. Really, the bus suggestion a few posts up? Go for it, improve the gene pool for us.

  129. Re:Landing will never work by Relayman · · Score: 1

    He's just drunk too much of the Microsoft Kool-aid. He doesn't understand how it can possibly work until Service Pack 1 is installed.

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  130. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by terjeber · · Score: 1

    Again, the scenarios are vastly different, and what you are suggesting would in fact not even be possible. The fact that you still don't understand this is proof positive that the rather violent suggestions you have received are justified. Take your self out of the gene pool, please.

  131. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by terjeber · · Score: 1

    He does ask you a relevant question. What does Mars and Earth have in common, which the Moon lacks? Why is it that you have never seen a live feed from the re-entry of a space shuttle? If you have seen the movie "Apollo 13", towards the end of the movie, what was the suspense about? Control room, ship, wife, movie audience all holding their breath. What were we waiting for, and why?

    Now, once you have pondered these things and considered the bandwidth needed for a live TV feed, please ponder the following concept "far side of the planet". What does that mean? How might it impact the ability to send a live, high-speed, feed directly to Earth? Assuming that light mostly travels in straight lines, how would you, for example, use light to do this? How would you use a high-frequency radio signal (needed for the transfer of a live feed.

    Back to the movie "Apollo 13", there was another suspenseful sequence in the film, where the crew was unable to communicate at all with the ground station. This was when they were out by the moon. Very suspenseful. The word "dark" is frequently used about the suspense-creating situation. What was it and how does it pertain to landing a vehicle on the far side of another planet?

  132. That is SO cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The yanks take a lot of sh1t from the rest of the world, and sometimes rightly so.
    But when they do things like this we remember why we love them.
    Congratulations. A day to be proud.

  133. Where's my cat? by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

    I can't find my cat. Did that spaceship have anything to do with my missing cat?

  134. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 2

    Your entire post is so ignorant as to how high bandwidth broadcasting works that one would have to start from the basics.

    Um, the moon is close, really close as in compared to mars. It takes a whole lot less power to send a signal back to earth.
    The moon is close, you don't have to aim your signal so well to hit earth. Your antenna size is smaller.
    No direct line of sight to earth. It's on the far side of the planet to us. Any live signal would have to be transmitted via the MRO, if it's in line of sight at the time.
    Re-entry blackout. The moon has no atmosphere, mars does.
    Weight, landing on an atmosphereless, low gravity moon is a lot easier then landing on mars, rather then all the complicated heavy shit for landing cameras, save the payload for 'once we've successfully landed' science missions.

  135. Gas stations on Mars by Sqreater · · Score: 1

    They should put a network of nuclear powered gas stations on Mars so that rovers can move long distances and recharge along the way without depending on solar power or their own internal power. Such stations could be put near interesting phenomenon needing exploration.

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  136. Re:MOAR Mars Rovers FTW!!1 by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

    Make sure to include Aerosmith - he'll need a kick-ass theme tune :D

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  137. Re:Landing will never work by mbone · · Score: 1

    I've read many times about the "fly away" but I also know that part of the nominal early mission is to find it and image it. If it still has half of its fuel, it could (with no rover weighting it down) maybe gain 500 meters per second of delta-V, which might put it pretty far away if they burned to exhaustion.

  138. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Took three days to fly to the moon. 6 months to fly to Mars. Do you understand the inverse square law? Mars is 60 times further out, therefore a signal is 3600 times weaker. So you either use more power and/or a large antenna. Do you know the LEM weighed 20000 pounds, Discovery weighs ten times less. Where can you put a power supply or antenna there?

    So you can't. Plus imagine the angular error multiplied by the distance? You can pretty much just point an antenna at the Earth if you're on the Moon. The Earth is RIGHT THERE. On Mars, the Earth is a tiny target. Just a tiny way off and your signal is going to zip by the Earth.

    Also, Discovery just landed and it takes 14 minutes for signals to travel there. You want to boot up the whole thing in one shot with absolutely no hope of anyone pressing reset up there?

  139. Re:MOAR Mars Rovers FTW!!1 by Pausanias · · Score: 1

    We could do a similar mission to Europa for $4B. Not unlikely given that JWST alone is 6B.

  140. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Deep Space Network hasn't received any major upgrades since the Voyager probes were launched. There's room for improvement, but building antennae that can stream live video from the surface of Mars would be rather expensive and in my opinion unnecessary. I wonder if it's possible to build something like the Square Kilometer Array, i.e. simple, fixed antennae that are steered in software to upgrade the DSN, while also being able to communicate with multiple probes at the same time.

  141. Re:Landing will never work by mbone · · Score: 1

    Nominal, dude. And with ~140kg of fuel to spare of the original 390 or so.

    They could have gone around the block again before parking.

    Somewhere, some scientist is thinking "they could have flown my instrument and still have 100 kg of fuel left over !"

    By the way, who were they tweaking when they read that out ? It sounds like he says "sorry, van Tooma, we have 140.6 kg." Was that some prominent nay-sayer ?

  142. Could an ALL BLACK NASA do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course not. But NASA are doing everything they can to employ as many non-whites as possible. Can't have those damn whites taking all the credit for THEIR OWN achievements, can we...

    I wonder what on Earth they teach in school today, about the history of science and technology, specifically who invented and discovered almost EVERYTHING. That would be WHITE MEN. I wonder how a teacher in a class of 'third worlders pretending to be Europeans' (you know, Africans claiming to be 'British', Indians claiming to be 'American', etc.) goes about teaching this sort of stuff - all the sub 70 IQ third world kids can see that their races have contributed virtually nothing to the world, yet every day they are told that 'white people are evil', and yet still want to live around us! Ain't we lucky...

    I'm sure there are brainwashed idiots on here who will actually claim that an all black NASA could do this. Or even build a rocket. Or a car. LOL.

  143. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    The kids get interested when the parents are.

    My 8 and 5 y.o. LOVE this stuff. So do their friends that I have spent some time teaching to. early NASA was a BIG todo because we had a large number of engineers and scientists in America. Now? We have a bunch of money-grubbing weenies. We put out lawyers who want to sue, and financial idiots that studied at the school of short-term profits. As such, ppl watch films about legal drama and rich ppl, rather than learn how to make things.

    You want your kid interested in science and space? Then fucking focus on them and get them into it.

    Finally, if we can get the GD neo-cons out of the way, shut down the SLS, restore funding to mars efforts AND to private space esp. wanting to go to the moon, then we will see a lot of interest. Right now, we spend 10's of billions with neo-cons throwing money at their districts, rather than allowing NASA to do the right things.

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  144. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    BTW, I am with my 5 y.o. son this moment watching 'Mars Rising' on SCI channel while waiting to grab some lunch.
    He is asking questions about it and likes this.

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  145. Re:Landing will never work by physburn · · Score: 1

    Big Cheers to NASA, hip hip hooray!

  146. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by thrich81 · · Score: 1

    Actually, as I recall from 1969, there was no live TV from the lunar landers (any of them) until the astronauts opened the hatch on the LM and started climbing out; they had to deploy a camera on the outside of the lunar module. This was hours after the actual landing. During the landing itself all we got was audio of the spacecraft communications. Any footage of the landings themselves were from film movie cameras developed after the missions.

  147. Eye in the sky by Trogre · · Score: 1

    There's an awesome picture here taken from the MRO of the parachute deployed. This is breath-taking.

    Taken from the twitter feed of a somewhat anthropomorphised representation of Curiosity.

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  148. Re:MOAR Mars Rovers FTW!!1 by Seumas · · Score: 1

    Yes. Good old Mr. Aerosmith.

  149. hidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you guys are concern about NASA hidding Mar's civilizations whille not caring at all about what the Federal Reserve hiddes from us???
    funny people...

  150. Life on Mars by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Unfortunatually it was teenage life, that jacked our rover and is now doing donuts in a nearby crator, as the following disturbing images show. The last shows dominate behavior which the local xenobehaviourist called "teabagging" to our main camera...

  151. Does the rover has a microphone? by bill_tvm · · Score: 1

    Does 'Curiosity' have a microphone which IIRC Carl Sagan had suggested to be put in the NASA Mars rovers to record the sound of martian winds?

  152. Re:Slashdot - Multi-Posted Articles for Nerds by sinzia · · Score: 1

    After the introduction of OSX, Mac was not really a Mac after all.

  153. Re:MOAR Mars Rovers FTW!!1 by sinzia · · Score: 1

    Does anyone think it makes sense to go to the moon on our way to Mars? Couldn't we do basically the same thing using the ISS if a stop over is even needed?

  154. why is everyone so hot and biscuit over this?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    have you all been stoned for 15 years???

    opportunity?
    spirit?
    sojourner?

    any of those ring a bell?

  155. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    It appears that times are a changing.
    What is needed is for us to push out kids in the right direction.

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  156. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by tmosley · · Score: 0

    Great, so you are saying that with all our technological advancement over the last 40 years, we can't stream a low res even black and white image along with the communications stream? It's not as difficult as you claim it is.

    I think you are just butthurt that someone is criticizing your precious.

  157. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by tmosley · · Score: 0

    Uhh, who the fuck said anything about "high bandwidth"? I just wanted a little stream of video, which SHOULD IN FACT be much simpler to do than the analog signal they broadcast live so long ago.

  158. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by tmosley · · Score: 0

    1969. 2012. Do you understand the difference?

  159. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by tmosley · · Score: 1

    Now it is well over 24 hours later. Still no video. A delayed video showcasing their new delivery mechanism would have been great. Where is it? I don't know, maybe you and the rest of the nerd rage team can see it as it is shoved far up the ass of the collective NASA project administration.

    Also, your claim of no communications is bullshit. There was no breathless moment here. I watched the whole thing. It was continuous communication. I guess maybe they CAN transmit during atmospheric entry, given that the atmosphere is 1/100th as dense as Earth's.

    But hey, you don't want to make space travel accessible to the next generation of potential scientists, keep doing what you're doing. Set expectations at the barest of minimums, and yell and scream at anyone who dares to compare current missions with past ones.

  160. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by tmosley · · Score: 1

    "Hurr, u dun't agri wit me kil urself lulz."

  161. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by tmosley · · Score: 1

    Yes, that is one way to get them interested. Introducing it to them in school is another. I became interested in space as a boy with little or no intervention from my parents and it helped to lead me to become a scientist.

  162. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by tmosley · · Score: 1

    I am really holding myself back from flaming you. I guess you forgot about the whole "one small step for man" thing.

    To remind you, here is the footage of the decent (actual footage on the left--this is what was shown in school gymnasiums and such): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGROPoLkMQM

    And here are the first steps on the moon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BEwmTkMCCU

    This was all watched live by 1/5th of the world's population: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_program#Cultural_impact

    For fucks sake.

  163. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by thrich81 · · Score: 1

    Armstrong's steps onto the moon were transmitted live -- I watched it in 1969 along with 1/5 of the rest of the world as you said. He deployed the camera while going down the ladder -- Wiki quote from the Apollo 11 page: "Climbing down the nine-rung ladder, Armstrong pulled a D-ring to deploy the Modular Equipment Stowage Assembly (MESA) folded against Eagle's side and activate the TV camera, and at 02:56 UTC he set his left foot on the surface." The footage from the LM window during landing was not transmitted live -- it was recorded and brought back. We didn't get that live -- that is the point I made in my first reply -- no live video of the landing, only live video Armstrong walking out almost two hours later.

  164. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by voidphoenix · · Score: 1

    Ah, so you don't know the difference. And here I thought you were trolling.</sarcasm>

  165. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by terjeber · · Score: 1

    Or, you haven't got a clue. I agree with the facts only. Facts says you are a retard.

  166. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by tmosley · · Score: 1

    Actually, the facts say that my IQ is several sigmas above the mean, and that you are a child who tells people that he disagrees with to go kill themselves.

  167. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by terjeber · · Score: 1

    No, it doesn't. What this discussion shows is that you don't know the difference between "opinion" and "fact". I don't disagree with you. Reality disagrees with you. You have been asking why reality is the way reality is, and that NASA is to blame for the fact that the real world is not to your liking. That is absurd. Bordering on insane. What you are asking NASA to do can not be done because the laws of physics prevents it. You have in essence been blaming NASA for the fact that objects fall down. That is absurd. You have therefore proven beyond any reasonable doubt that you are an ignorant idiot.

  168. Re:MOAR Mars Rovers FTW!!1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meh, just drop a big rock then follow it in

  169. Re:Fails Compared to the Moon Landing by Megane · · Score: 1

    You forgot to mention that the lander is MOVING during re-entry, with multiple attitude changes. (For OP, that means it turns around different ways.) Even ignoring the "other side of Mars" problem, it would not only require being able to accurately aim a high-gain antenna, but the antenna would have to be physically mounted where it could point at Earth at all times during descent. AT ALL TIMES. And at that distance you have to use directional antennas, which have to be rather precisely aimed at the other end, which doesn't go well with the kind of vibration you get during descent. It just ain't gonna happen.

    The problem isn't getting "a little" bandwidth for streaming video, it's getting ANY significant bandwidth beyond simple telemetry. Even audio wants a few kbits/sec. And if you somehow managed to get a 64x64x16-gray postage stamp video into a low bandwidth, it would be useless at such a small size. Most importantly, it wouldn't tell you anything important. Knowing just the few numbers relating to the vehicle status and position updated every second is much more useful and efficient.

    And for what it's worth, the lander took a bunch of high-resolution pictures during descent for a stop-motion video. So far they've only uploaded down-sampled versions of a fraction of them. Eventually they'll get them all, but the point is it took a few days before we even got all of the down-sampled series.

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