Grumman Building Football Field-Sized Robotic Surveillance Blimp
colinneagle writes with news of the latest in 1930s surveillance technology turned into a robot. From the article: "It's not fashionable to call this flying spy (hybrid military airship) a 'blimp,' but a Long Endurance Multi-Intelligence Vehicle (LEMV). You are no doubt familiar with the Goodyear blimp that hovers over football games, but the LEMV is almost the size of a seven-story flying football field; it's meant to fly at speeds between 30 and 80 knots without ceasing for 21 straight days while providing an 'unblinking' eye of surveillance. Northrop Grumman has a $517 million contract to build three of these 21st-century robotic airships for the U.S. Army. The first of three had a successful 90-minute test flight last week from the Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst in New Jersey. This first test flight included two pilots, but the Army intends for the LEMV to be like the Predator, an unmanned flying surveillance machine. Both Northrop Grumman and the Army must like the term 'unblinking,' as it was used several times to describe the 'Revolutionary ISR Weapon System' aka the LEMV."
Technology that will prepare us to fight the World War I of the 21st century!
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Everybody needs to get a blimp.
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I'm having Blade Runner flashbacks.
Flashbacks to the future are strange.
also flown at Lakehurst: The Hindenburg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindenburg_disaster
Isn't obvious to everyone that this is for domestic or "friendly' spying?
I guess it is to replace the "urban flies" that are in use today but really expensive to run for extended periods...
I just don't get why it needs to be so big. You would think they would go small and many to enhance their chilling effect.
Maybe this is just to scare unwitting populaces that the vorgons have arrived and they will destroy their pitiful sub-continent if they don't comply with their RIAA demands.
Hmm, the humour and sarcasm seem to have been be lost on you.
Yep. That will work just fine.
Why is Snark Required?
FTFA >> "The LEMV is expected to be deployed and hovering over Afghanistan skies by January 2012."
And if you believe that I have some junk bonds I'd like to sell you.
80 knots = ~ 92mph. That's a slow crawl compared to other aircraft. And it can fly at 20,000 feet. Sitting duck for a SAM.
A big, slow air vehicle like that isn't practical for flying over an overseas theater. So I wonder who this thing is designed to watch?
Oh, that's right. Us.
Why is it bouyed with helium, which is incredibly expensive?
It's unmanned, so why not use hydrogen? Who cares if they lose the odd one to lightening?
Because there is no point in doing surveillance over non-populated areas. It may be unmanned, but there are people under it.
>> Northrop Grumman has a $517 million contract to build three (blimps) for the U.S. Army.
It allegedly costs only $2M to build a Goodyear blimp. Wish I knew how to land government contracts like these.
Maybe they should fill it with hydrogen, fly it at very low altitude, and coat it with ball bearings to dissuade people from shooting at it.
the chase scene might be a bit boring.
Yes, that good old international dimensional unit.
While driving at night in the desert near Yuma AZ over a decade ago, I saw indicator lights on the tips of a huge triangle. The only reasonable explanation I could come up with was either a very large inflatable aircraft, or a very very slow flying formation of smaller aircraft. I doubt this is actually a new development.. more of an announcement of a project that has already been in play for some time.
It's hard to get awarded a multi-million dollar contract to build a weather balloon.
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The UNBLINKING anus in the sky.
I'd be more concerned if it was blinking.
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