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Stanford Researchers Discover the 'Anternet'

stoilis writes "A collaboration between Deborah Gordon, a Stanford ant biologist, and Balaji Prabhakar, a computer scientist, has revealed that the behavior of harvester ants, as they forage for food, mirrors the protocols that control traffic on the Internet. From the article: 'Prabhakar wrote an ant algorithm to predict foraging behavior depending on the amount of food – i.e., bandwidth – available. Gordon's experiments manipulate the rate of forager return. Working with Stanford student Katie Dektar, they found that the TCP-influenced algorithm almost exactly matched the ant behavior found in Gordon's experiments. "Ants have discovered an algorithm that we know well, and they've been doing it for millions of years," Prabhakar said.' The abstract is published in the Aug. 23 issue of PLoS Computational Biology."

133 comments

  1. not new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They have known this for years. In fact some of the original researched used ant farms to do this...

    Interesting rediscovery...

    1. Re:not new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I guess this verifies that the first ant invasion I experienced at a picnic was really a denial of service attack.

      Then there is the matter of time-to-live propagation issues. Do the ants that wander off never to return die of hunger, get eaten, or become political refugees at another colony?

      Are the strange experiments with small frequency differences between regions of the power grid somehow tied to some conspiracy to mess with time references between people's machines, perhaps to kill traffic by messing with time-to-live handling, or perhaps identify where packets are from even when their addresses are invalid?

      http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2011-06-24-power-grid-appliances-electronics_n.htm

      Bug spray, anteaters, fire-ants and cars are missing from the story analogy.

    2. Re:not new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the Republicans ever dropped their anti-abortion stance then within 2 election cycles they would loose the religious right.

    3. Re:not new... by NEDHead · · Score: 1

      That would be a good first step

    4. Re:not new... by TheCarp · · Score: 0

      And Democrats would lose one of their most powerful ploys to pull their base toghether. Just try to talk to a progressive democrat about Ron Paul and all you hear about is abortion rights, and how he votes against funding Planned Parenthood etc etc.... they don't even get that he votes against everything.

      Abortion is a big silly issue. Its a 50/50 split in popular polls, and the arguments for why it should remain legal are quite strong from a constitutional perspective (if you don't know why the life of the mother and due process are intimately intertwined then you should really go read roe)

      So in the end...its a big settled issue thats going to go nowhere at all. If the GOP stopped pretending, then it would go away and reduce stability on both sides...which would be a good thing.

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    5. Re:not new... by plover · · Score: 2

      Bug spray would be censorship, denying all traffic along that route. Anteaters would be like IDP appliances, zapping some packets it thinks are suspicious (or tasty.) Fire ants would be a DDoS attack. And cars would be like a congested router, wiping out packets indiscriminately.

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    6. Re:not new... by cpu6502 · · Score: 2

      Funny how pro-"it's my body and my right" abortionists are anti-marijuana, anti-freedom-to-choose your own health insurance, and so on.

      BACK TO ANTS: It's a false conclusion to say they have been using a distibuted network "for millions of years". That is a random guess. For all we know they just discovered this method in the last 1000 years, and were using some other organization prior to that.

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    7. Re:not new... by EdIII · · Score: 1

      How does an ant "discover" anything? Which is really funny that I ask, since they "discovered" my kitchen this morning. All 10 fucking million of them.....

      I would think that there methods are constantly evolving over time. To say that they used these same exact methods for the last million years might be pretty presumptuous based on evolution alone.

      It is kind of neat that mathematical algorithms we come up with are present in nature due to their very efficiency. It says a lot about effective evolution is.

    8. Re:not new... by Parafilmus · · Score: 2

      BACK TO ANTS: It's a false conclusion to say they have been using a distibuted network "for millions of years". That is a random guess. For all we know they just discovered this method in the last 1000 years

      It needn't be a random guess. If another species of harvester ant exhibits similar behaviour, that's pretty good evidence that the behaviour is older than the rift between the species.

      The paper discusses a single species, but if Dr. Prabhakar thinks the behaviour is millions of years old he may have some idea what he's talking about.

    9. Re:not new... by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Are the strange experiments with small frequency differences between regions of the power grid somehow tied to some conspiracy to mess with time references between people's machines, perhaps to kill traffic by messing with time-to-live handling, or perhaps identify where packets are from even when their addresses are invalid?

      Whhaaatt?

      That's like the MAFIAA hiring occult members to come up with esoteric ways to kill traffic. Or better yet.... Daffy Duck's plan to get to Planet X, the last source of Illudium Phosdex, the shaving creme atom.

    10. Re:not new... by madirad · · Score: 1

      ... and I just used up all my mod points.

    11. Re:not new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I'll design networking that emulates frogs.

      Sometimes they'll eat the competition for lunch.

    12. Re:not new... by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>It needn't be a random guess. If another species of harvester ant exhibits similar behaviour, that's pretty good evidence that the behaviour is older than the rift between the species.

      Unles it's convergent evolution: Two different species discovering the same solution independently. (Oh and yes ants can "discover" new methods. They have brains that can learn new methods as thousands of generations pass by.)

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  2. They said the same thing about fungi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.greenmedinfo.com/blog/are-fungi-earths-natural-internet

  3. news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ummm.... I do believe there were some seminal works during the pre-BT days regarding ant routing -- http://mute-net.sourceforge.net/howAnts.shtml.

    while that has more to do with routing than congestion avoidance, I would hope that your average network engineer knows that ants have the EEs beaten cold.

    1. Re:news? by Marc+Madness · · Score: 1

      I had the same initial thought that you did. However, I didn't realize that harvester ants do not rely on pheremones which makes their approach slightly different than the typical Ant-Colony Optimization algorithms (which have been applied to routing). It would be interesting to know how the harvester ants communicate geographic information when they touch thier antennae. Something that may be revealed once I have the chance to read the rest of the article (beyond the abstract).

    2. Re:news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummm.... I do believe there were some seminal works during the pre-BT days regarding ant routing -- http://mute-net.sourceforge.net/howAnts.shtml.

      while that has more to do with routing than congestion avoidance, I would hope that your average network engineer knows that ants have the EEs beaten cold.

      And science forever remains stuck in gear one. You know, the whole point of studies like these is to 'unlock' the secrets of nature, so that we could use ant behavior to develop *better* protocols. Using ants to check that we've got a working protocol is kind of a waste of time.

  4. Re:Happy Monday from the Golden Girls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This spam post doesn't even have a link, who can possibly benefit from this weekly spam post and how?

  5. Has to be done by paiute · · Score: 4, Funny

    Formic post!

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    1. Re:Has to be done by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think Terry Pratchett has first dibs on this one.

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    2. Re:Has to be done by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      Dammit, there was me going for the Anthill Inside gag. Well played!

      Incidentally, there's an algorithm for finding quick solutions to the Travelling Salesman problem called Ant Colony Optimisation, because ants follow a chemical trail which fades with time the shortest routes will have the highest concentration of the chemical, and therefore ants. It's not a mathematically rigorous way to find the shortest solution, but it's a good starting point.

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    3. Re:Has to be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did he beat out Orson Scott Card?

    4. Re:Has to be done by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The old meme of "Simpson's did it" is dead. Long live new meme of "Pratchett did it"!

  6. How close? by vlm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the TCP-influenced algorithm almost exactly matched the ant behavior

    How close?

    They talking about a full implementation of RFC 5681 with all 4 schemes and all the bells and whistles, or just some trendy popular science stuff with "well, there seems to be ACKs".

    http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc5681 (not a rickroll, I promise)

    I suppose a RFC 5681 loss recovery mechanism would be something like what happens when you step on an ant. ssthresh TCP setting is like how many ants fit thru the hole at once when you agitate the colony with a stick? We could probably have a lot of fun doing "official slashdot ant analogies" instead of the more common "official slashdot car analogies"

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    1. Re:How close? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a full implementation with all bells and whistles. Ever seen an ant with a bell?
      But close enough to be considered 'prior art' to anyone trying to patent this...

    2. Re:How close? by N0Man74 · · Score: 4, Funny

      How close?

      If only there were some way to know... such as reading the damned article.

    3. Re:How close? by aristotle-dude · · Score: 2

      the TCP-influenced algorithm almost exactly matched the ant behavior

      How close?

      Here's an idea, why don't you RTFA yourself and find out? I don't understand how you were modded insightful if you could not be bothered to read the actual article.

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    4. Re:How close? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      You must be new here.

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    5. Re:How close? by Asmodae · · Score: 1

      You raise some good points. Here, try this article. Surprisingly it addresses the points in the summary quite well.

    6. Re:How close? by vlm · · Score: 1

      How close?

      If only there were some way to know... such as reading the damned article.

      I'm scared of bugs, OK ! Nobody visits slashdot to hear me scream like a little girl. Well, not most of you.

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    7. Re:How close? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what happens when you step on an ant

      Dead ant! Dead ant, ...

  7. Anthill Inside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    +++Out Of Cheese Error ???????+++ Redo from Start

    1. Re:Anthill Inside by Eraesr · · Score: 2

      I knew there had to be AT LEAST one other person making the link between this article and Discworld :-)

  8. Re:Happy Monday from the Golden Girls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just knowning it irks you is payment enough. Thank you for being a friend!

    Is how I suppose the thinking goes. Me, I've been here for decades and I've not seen that one before.

  9. Anybody see the problem with this statement? by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Ants have discovered an algorithm that we know well, and they've been doing it for millions of years," Prabhakar said.

    Does anybody else see the problem with this statement?

    I think it would have been better said "We have discovered an algorithm that ant know well."

    1. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think it would have been better said "We have discovered an algorithm that ant know well."

      Arguably, unless 'knowing' is something that you can do with substantially less nervous system than we expect, it might be more apt to think of ants as being capable of executing an algorithm, rather than 'knowing' it. By way of example, even children who haven't had a day of math in their lives, and are totally ignorant of the physics describing the trajectories of objects near the earth's surface can still catch a ball you toss to them most of the time(and sending them off to physics class is hardly the most efficient way of improving their performance...)

    2. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Arguably, unless 'knowing' is something that you can do with substantially less nervous system than we expect, it might be more apt to think of ants as being capable of executing an algorithm, rather than 'knowing' it.

      The ant executes the algorithm. The colony knows the algorithm. (It's embedded in the colony's firmware, implemented in ants. Just as the sort of real-time calculus required to catch a ball is embedded in primate DNA, implemented in neurons.)

    3. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by VortexCortex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Ants have discovered an algorithm that we know well, and they've been doing it for millions of years," Prabhakar said.

      Does anybody else see the problem with this statement?

      To be fair, the ants implemented the algorithm first, ergo: Nature discovered it first. Or, if you'd rather not personify the cosmos: Such protocols are naturally emergent.

      Most of what we're now learning and formalizing was discovered by nature millions of years ago. Slime molds can solve traffic patterns too. Pine cones "know" the Fibonacci sequence (at an intimate level). Fast Fourier Transforms are how our brains filter signals for certain kinds of pattern recognition. Holograms are macro scale demonstrations of reality at the quantum level. Neural networks can think (well duh). Life, as we know it, is merely a fractal expansion of DNA.

    4. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look-up table and interpolation?

    5. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      THAT is what you see as a problem? Not the gaping triviality of their "discovery"? The wider the bandwidth, the more you can send?

      That's what I am talking about when commenting on another article at today's ./:

      http://science.slashdot.org/story/12/08/26/2330217/the-sweet-mystery-of-science

      We know almost everything we can possibly scientifically know, adding here that logical result of this gnoseological cul-de-sac is abundance of "scientific" articles about nothing.

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    6. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would think that throwing is much more embedded in our DNA than catching.

    7. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ants have discovered an algorithm that we know well, and they've been doing it for millions of years," Prabhakar said.

      Does anybody else see the problem with this statement?

      Yes, I do see the problem with that statement. We have no way to know they've been doing it for millions of years. All we know is that they are doing it now. I suspect what actually happened is that some of the antz working around the Disney-Dreamworks studios' render farm first made the realization about the usefulness of the TCP protocols and began adopting the algorithms for themselves and their colonies.

    8. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by InlawBiker · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now you're just arguing semANTics.

    9. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it would have been better said "We have discovered an algorithm that ant know well."

      Sure Yoda, whatever you say. Hint: ants know while an ant knows.

    10. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Their discovery is rather than the ants also know that, and know how to optimally discover these conditions and adapt to them.

      And, no, we don't know "almost everything". If we did, we wouldn't be building things like LHC.

    11. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I think it would have been better said "We have discovered an algorithm that ant know well."

      Careful, there maybe patants.

    12. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      bq. And, no, we don't know "almost everything". If we did, we wouldn't be building things like LHC.

      I do not see a contradiction here. LHC is for what is left when you subtract "almost" from "all".

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    13. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ants have discovered an algorithm that we know well, and they've been doing it for millions of years," Prabhakar said.

      Does anybody else see the problem with this statement?

      I think it would have been better said "We have discovered an algorithm that ant know well."

      Or perhaps ants have copied our algorithm only just a few years ago, after discovering that the Internet protocol was far more efficient than their million years old previous algorithm...

    14. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Not if consider that it probably developed while we were tiny big-eyed bug-eaters living in trees. We'd been catching branches and moving objects for many millions of years before we started throwing them.

    15. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, throwing is apparently well embedded in our DNA thanks to evolution.
      The ability to throw properly would probably have been a huge advantage for a hunter.
      I read an interesting article about that somewhere linking to reinforcement and comparing it to altruistic behaviours development.
      Ah, found it : http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC433075/ .

    16. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A forager won't return to the nest until it finds food. If seeds are plentiful, foragers return faster, and more ants leave the nest to forage. If, however, ants begin returning empty handed, the search is slowed, and perhaps called off.

      Another quality statement from the same article.

    17. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

      Yay, somebody that knows what emergence is !

    18. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, and it has to do with blue eyes and blue sky; you need something caught (in excess) to learn throwing. djb

    19. Re:Anybody see the problem with this statement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (as is below is above, the Hermetic Principle of Hermes Trismegistus; :O but Reason is a new (orthogonal) level)

  10. Throttling bandwidth by tomhath · · Score: 3, Funny

    I suppose an anteater is used to stop ant torrents. Or would that be a DOS attack?

    1. Re:Throttling bandwidth by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      They will just route around the damage.

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    2. Re:Throttling bandwidth by fa2k · · Score: 1

      We'll have a new series of Comcast-branded pest control products which work by sending spoofed ants with the RST bit set.

  11. Anthill inside by Jade_Wayfarer · · Score: 4, Funny

    And yet again, Sir Terry Pratchett is making me speechless with his insights. Now, it's almost like something is taking its pleasure in making a real-life citations from his books.

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  12. My algorithm by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    is THC - influenced.

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    1. Re:My algorithm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must not get a lot done with that algorithm.

  13. Thankfully... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ants may have discovered TCP; but they are ignorant of the secret of aggressive litigation...

    1. Re:Thankfully... by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      I'd still like to see a queen ant standing behind a mic stand with Gloria Alred; shaking their fists at the sexist men who ripped off her ideas.

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    2. Re:Thankfully... by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Ants may have discovered TCP; but they are ignorant of the secret of aggressive litigation...

      Litigation to protect their IP?

    3. Re:Thankfully... by Frederico+Camara · · Score: 1

      Ants may have discovered TCP; but they are ignorant of the secret of aggressive litigation...

      Ants are separated by caste in Queen, male, worker, soldier. Next evolutionary step: the lawyer caste, that sue other colonies foodless.

    4. Re:Thankfully... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ants may have discovered TCP; but they are ignorant of the secret of aggressive litigation...

      Not true... Ever hear of Fire Ants? Those are the lawyers...

    5. Re:Thankfully... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I gathere there are like one million live ants per each Human being on Earth? djb

  14. All fine and good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but the anternet is still a really buggy network

    1. Re:All fine and good... by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I also think in this case using RAID will not help protect your data.

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  15. won't be long now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new ant overlords

    1. Re:won't be long now... by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new ant overlords

      A pro Forma post. Look at the ant shill.

  16. Did You Forget We're At War? by eldavojohn · · Score: 1

    I think it would have been better said "We have discovered an algorithm that ant know well."

    Obviously you're a pro-Formic shill. The International Fleet will not tolerate this kind of sympathy. Your post has been reported to Commander Hyrum Graff!

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  17. Re:Happy Monday from the Golden Girls! by OakDragon · · Score: 0

    I'm gonna start modding it up.

  18. Bah by StripedCow · · Score: 3, Funny

    They may have invented TCP/IP, but not "on a computer". So I call this prior art invalid.

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    1. Re:Bah by gmyuriy · · Score: 1

      They may have invented TCP/IP, but not "on a computer". So I call this prior art invalid.

      You should say "prior aNt"

  19. Ant-DOS by nomad-9 · · Score: 1

    ...And some (i.e the army ants) also practice a form of Denial of Service Attacks when they carry out massive raids over a specific area, denying food for other colonies.

    They also wage wars of annihilation where weaker colonies are wiped out. But that's another story and the algorithm is way simpler.

  20. Ants, IT and drones by malcus · · Score: 1

    Daniel Suarez - Kill Decision... way more disturbing than Sir Pratchett...

  21. What's all the excitement by smitty97 · · Score: 2

    This one really is just a series of tubes

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  22. Apple is gonna sue them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TheGreatSteve has a patent on TCP.

  23. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I, for once, welcome this powerful tactical insight to rebel against our new insect overlords.

  24. Common sense? by kgskgs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I honestly didn't see a lot of substance here.

    Instead of saying ants use TCP, I would say ants and TCP both use common sense.

    When I apply for jobs, I contact friends in my network. If someone gets back to me faster, I reply back faster and send my resume to them quickly. Does that mean I am following TCP/IP?

    1. Re:Common sense? by tippe · · Score: 2

      Agreed. It's the same with kids and popsicles. If one kid enters a room with a popsicle, one or a few kids will notice and will go searching around for where the popsicle came from. If those kids then all come back with popsicles, even more will start noticing and will then start hunting around for them too, just like the ants in the article. I saw just this occur at a school picnic a couple of months ago.

      Now replace "popsicle" with "ice cream sandwhich" and "kid" with "grown up man" and you see exactly the same thing at my work on thursdays, when someone places a box of icecream sandwiches on the counter in the cafeteria. See TCP come alive as larger and larger deluge of grown men detect the presence of icecream sandwhiches and make their way to the cafeteria to get one, all without a single email notification going out.

      Not to dismiss out of hand this person's research, but it does seem like it's just another case of some researcher trying to piggy-back their work onto some trendy acronym or concept in order to get their work noticed (and funded). Saying that forager ants mirror kid "popsiclenet" doesn't sound as cool or worthy of funding as saying it mirrors TCP, I guess.

    2. Re:Common sense? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      > I honestly didn't see a lot of substance here.
      > Instead of saying ants use TCP, I would say ants and TCP both use common sense.

      Bingo, my friend. Sadly enough, that's vast majority of modern day scientific articles. Like the subject of the OA - ants - modern scientists are foraging where the bandwidth is wider - grant, fame, circle jirk, etc, etc...

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    3. Re:Common sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I think the kids-and-popsicles thing is more like TOR, because in both cases people will infer you're some kind of evil pedocreep.

    4. Re:Common sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I honestly didn't see a lot of substance here.

      Instead of saying ants use TCP, I would say ants and TCP both use common sense.

      When I apply for jobs, I contact friends in my network. If someone gets back to me faster, I reply back faster and send my resume to them quickly. Does that mean I am following TCP/IP?

      I don't know. If you send your resume and it takes the company a month to get back to you, do you respond back right away? Or do you just assume that, since it took so long, the company must be really busy and thus, in an attempt to make sure you don't overload them, you wait another month before responding back to them?

    5. Re:Common sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? You are describing ant foraging, not TCP. TCP has no mechanism for alerting others about about existing traffic in order for them to join in. They aren't saying that every aspect of ant behavior mimicks TCP.

    6. Re:Common sense? by tippe · · Score: 2

      Or maybe they won't assume that each person that mentions kids is automatically a pedophile, and might instead infer that I was simply one parent amongst many at a school picnic, who just happened to notice the fascinating and efficient way in which popsicles somehow managed to get distributed to all kids, all without the need for fancy announcements or for them to be hand-delivered.

      What's I find more troublesome is that at the time I had no idea that I had made some grand discovery that I could have likened to TCP and written an article about. Imagine, if I had only known, I too could have had an article on the front page of Slashdot about how something mundane is remarkable because it works just like some fancy internet protocol! Ah well, that's why I won't be quitting my day job...

  25. Oh crap, they've hired a lawyer, haven't they? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2

    I mean, if apple can patent rectangles, this one should be a cinch to get through the courts. Welcome your new ant masters! All your sugar cubes are belong to us.

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  26. PLoS Computational Biology by damn_registrars · · Score: 3, Informative

    PLoS Computational Biology does not have issues, it publishes continually as an online-only journal. People will also notice when clicking on the link to the abstract that they can view the full article for free, from anywhere, no paywall restrictions of any sort.

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    1. Re:PLoS Computational Biology by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2

      Formally, they still assign volume and issue numbers; this article appears in "volume 8, issue 8." Which seems a little strange for all-online journals, I agree, but I think they're trying to make it easy for standard-form citations.

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    2. Re:PLoS Computational Biology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tradition and ease of citation?

  27. Wasn't TCP modelled by ants behaviour anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I thought that TCP was largely influenced by the behavior of ants. So the only surprise with this discovery to me is that those researchers seem to be oblivious to that fact

  28. Fascinating by hkrish4 · · Score: 1

    I always wondered what do they do and how they forage for foods. I never thought they knew TCP! Fascinating. On the one hand, when I understood TCP first time, the protocol seems more reasonable and choreography for data congestion seems intuitive. But if ants could think the same way as human, my opinion of ants' intelligence is changing.

    1. Re:Fascinating by plover · · Score: 2

      A single ant is pretty much just a stupid state machine, more like a neuron with legs. It takes a whole colony to exhibit this behavior.

      Therefore we can conclude that ants discovered modular design, object oriented programming, and the state pattern millions of years ago, right?

      --
      John
    2. Re:Fascinating by hkrish4 · · Score: 1

      Ha ha ha. Cool. well said John. Include also master slave paradigm which is used in most of the parallel programming concept.

  29. But how many ants would it take? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sounds very impractical. I mean, even if you could get enough ants to carry the standard station wagon full of tapes, they're still not going to attain highway speeds.

    1. Re:But how many ants would it take? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could set up the ants on an incline, then they could drop the tapes down at higher speeds approaching terminal velocity .
      Your upload speeds (literally) will be lower, but that is the case anyway with my current ISP.

  30. call Ant Man by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Hank Pym's super ants got out of the lab again.

  31. Hmm - is this really like TCP by dirkx · · Score: 3, Interesting
    From the article:

    .. feedback loop allows TCP [to run][ congestion avoidance: If acks return at a slower rate than the data was sent out, that indicates that there is little bandwidth available, and the source throttles...

    which does seem to be a far cry from TCP. While common lore (and the modern buffer bloated internet) has it that high RTT means little available bandwidth (and it sure does play havoc with the bandwidth product - giving rise to that lore fairly) - the design calls for packet drop rather than delay to indicate a link being overloaded. And while the source slows down - it does not actually throttles; it just awaits the ack - it wont slow down the next packets. It is just that the window won't grow further. So makes one think of the observations in RFC-2488.

  32. Re:Happy Monday from the Golden Girls! by mbc2000 · · Score: 2

    Happy Monday

    I follow the Discordian calendar, you insensitive clod! Today is Prickle-Prickle.

  33. No recommended by vawwyakr · · Score: 1

    Yeah the Anternet is awesome and all but the ping time is crap. I tried playing CS on it and with the horrible ping time everything was just unplayable and then one of them wandered into my power supply and fried my PC.

  34. Stanford outdoes Shakespeare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hamlet: Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel?
    Polonius: By th' Mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed.
    Hamlet: Methinks it is like a weasel.
    Polonius: It is backed like a weasel.
    Hamlet: Or like a whale.
    Polonius: Very like a whale.

    Deborah Gordon, Stanford ant biologist: See those foraging ants over there
    Balaji Prabhakar, Computer scientist: Aye, very like a TCP/IP algorithm

  35. At the risk of sounding stupid by mapkinase · · Score: 2

    At the risk of sounding stupid without reading anything, may I predict that they discovered something trivial or tautological, or otherwise useless like "fractals", "power law", "criticality", etc. etc etc...

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  36. My broadband anternet is causing issues to me! by aglider · · Score: 1

    My kitchen is full of ants! I need a firewall and a better router.

    --
    Sent as ripples into the electromagnetic field. No single photon has been harmed in the process.
    1. Re:My broadband anternet is causing issues to me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd better ask Anonymous to perform a DDOS attack on the anthill.

  37. Re:Happy Monday from the Golden Girls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I follow the Mayan calendar, you insensitive clod! Today is minus 115 days.

  38. Circular research? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that the guys working on TCP studied results of behavioral analysis of colony/swarm insects (possibly indirectly through reading research papers influenced by other research papers), and that therefore this connection would be the other way around and obvious...

  39. pratchett? by paai · · Score: 1

    Does nobody read discworld any more? Where ants act as bits in a magical computer?
    Paai

  40. Re:Happy Monday from the Golden Girls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You haven't been paying much attention in those "decades" (was /. around in 1992? alternate timeline?), it's been pretty common the past couple years, though I'm not sure when it started.

    The principle it operates on is the classic correction-bait troll -- it says "cosmonaut" where it should say "confidant" -- and it used to be pretty damn effective, often getting two or three suckers correcting it. These days, I think everyone who knows the correct lyrics knows it's a troll, and thus doesn't feed it.

  41. Bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but I heard their code is really buggy.

  42. Re:Happy Monday from the Golden Girls! by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 2

    Prickle-Prickle, the 20th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3178 to be precise. (For those who haven't, try 'ddate' on any *nix system...)

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  43. Omo" Omo" Omo" by kgeiger · · Score: 1

    Call Al Gore! We need an on-ramp to the ant-formation superhighway.

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  44. Re:Happy Monday from the Golden Girls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i see what you did there

  45. Hex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  46. No really big news... by lorinc · · Score: 2

    You might want to check the PhD of this guy in 1998 entitled "Ant Colony Optimization and its application to adaptive routing in telecommunication networks".

    There are plenty of other ant like heuristics to network routing even older than this. Ant behavior modelization dates as far as 1989 (from J-L. Deneubourg), and routing was the first practical application for the derivative algorithms.

  47. Terry Pratchett by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anthill Inside.

  48. Of course its similar by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    2 species, on the same planet int the same general point in history come up with a similar process for a similar problem. *yawn*

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  49. Paging Michael Ellis... by boristdog · · Score: 1

    Please pick up the phone at the ant counter.

  50. Just another example... by jemenake · · Score: 2

    It's another example of us trying to think about optimum strategies and then finding that nature, through millions or billions of years of trial-and-error, has come up with almost the same solutions.

    One example is with sea-slug procreation. Certain sea-slugs can change their sex, but they can't do it in the heat of the moment, apparently. They have to decide what to be ahead of time. The technique they use is to become the sex opposite of the last other slug they came across... and it turns out that this also is the optimal solution to the classic "prisoner's dilemma" game-theory problem.

    Another example is in computer networking. With Ethernet, when you have something to send, you listen on the wires to see if any other card is transmitting. If not, you start sending. If you notice another card start sending at the same time, you both stop and wait a random amount of time, and then check to see if anyone else is transmitting, etc. It turns out that this is exactly how humans converse in small groups. You wait until nobody's talking, and then open your mouth to speak. If you get a "collision" (where someone else started talking at the same time), then both people shut up and look at each other, and, usually, one will resume talking first. Every now and then, you'll get repeated collisions and then everybody start laughing and they pass the Cheetos.

    When you get too many devices on the network, and traffic gets too high, then collisions become a big issue (this was before the days of switched hubs, people). You couldn't have devices just transmitting whenever they wanted because the odds of colliding with another transmission was too high. So, they came up with Token-Ring, where each device is given it's "turn" to transmit on the network, and then it passes its permission to the next one. It turns out that humans do this, too, when groups get so large that everyone would be interrupting and colliding. For example "The floor now recognizes the distinguished gentleman from Missouri", or "Mr. Speaker, I know relinquish the remainder of my time to the gentleman from Iowa...".

    Some would view these similarities as "Hey... nature ain't so stupid!", but I view it the other way... that our thought-out method is probably pretty close to the optimal solution (either that or trapped in a local maxima along with the ants and slugs).

  51. They don't want well-informed,well-educated people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Memorable quotes for
    Looker (1981)
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082677/quotes

    "John Reston: Television can control public opinion more effectively than armies of secret police, because television is entirely voluntary. The American government forces our children to attend school, but nobody forces them to watch T.V. Americans of all ages *submit* to television. Television is the American ideal. Persuasion without coercion. Nobody makes us watch. Who could have predicted that a *free* people would voluntarily spend one fifth of their lives sitting in front of a *box* with pictures? Fifteen years sitting in prison is punishment. But 15 years sitting in front of a television set is entertainment. And the average American now spends more than one and a half years of his life just watching television commercials. Fifty minutes, every day of his life, watching commercials. Now, that's power."

    ##

    "The United States has it's own propaganda, but it's very effective because people don't realize that it's propaganda. And it's subtle, but it's actually a much stronger propaganda machine than the Nazis had but it's funded in a different way. With the Nazis it was funded by the government, but in the United States, it's funded by corporations and corporations they only want things to happen that will make people want to buy stuff. So whatever that is, then that is considered okay and good, but that doesn't necessarily mean it really serves people's thinking - it can stupify and make not very good things happen."
    - Crispin Glover: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000417/bio

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    "It's only logical to assume that conspiracies are everywhere, because that's what people do. They conspire. If you can't get the message, get the man." - Mel Gibson (from an interview)

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    ##

    George Carlin:

    "The real owners are the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians, they're an irrelevancy. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They've long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the statehouses, the city halls. They've got the judges in their back pockets. And they own all the big media companies, so that they control just about all of the news and information you hear. They've got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want; they want more for themselves and less for everybody else.

    But I'll tell you what they don't want. They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don't want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking. They're not interested in that. That doesn't help them. That's against their interests. They don't want people who are smart enough to sit around the kitchen table and figure out how badly they're getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago.

    You know what they want? Obedient workers people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork but just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, reduced benefits, the end of overtime and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. And, now, they're coming for your Social Security. They want your fucking retirement money. They want it back, so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street. And you know something? They'll get it. They'll get it all, sooner or later, because they own this fucking place. It's a big clu

  52. One question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where does Al Gore fit into all of this?

  53. Stolen! by linatux · · Score: 1

    It's obvious the ants reverse-engineered our protocol - we demand US$1Bn for such blatant piracy.

  54. royalties by heracross · · Score: 1

    does this mean we have to pay them the copyright

  55. http://www.codeproject.com/Articles/14011/Artifici by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.codeproject.com/Articles/14011/Artificial-intelligence-network-load-balancing-usi

  56. Evil Bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the great question,

    Have they succesfully implemented the evil bit?

  57. Ants moving from layer 2 to 3 to 4 by gratuitous_arp · · Score: 1

    There is also research to suggest that ants connect colonies together using Steiner trees, which are related to minimum cost spanning trees. Network engineers are familiar with these since they're used in the protocol of the same name to prevent layer 2 loops. Now we discover they have a TCP-like throttling mechanism. Next we'll decode a colony as HTTP and figure out they're just playing farmville.

    Also: Deborah Gordon (one of the authors of the paper) has an enjoyable book on her harvester ant research called "Ants at work: how an insect society is organized". In it, she talks about other forms of ant communication at a colony level and on an ant-to-ant level. This research isn't in the book since the book is older. Recommended if you have an interest in ants and their colonies and don't know where to start. Check your local library.

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