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How Long Do You Want To Live?

Hugh Pickens writes "Since 1900, the life expectancy of Americans, driven by improved hygiene, nutrition, and new medical discoveries and interventions, has jumped from 47 years to almost 80. Now, scientists studying the intricacies of DNA and other molecular bio-dynamics may be poised to offer even more dramatic boosts to longevity. But there is one very basic question that is seldom asked, according to David Ewing Duncan: How long do you want to live? 'Over the past three years I have posed this query to nearly 30,000 people at the start of talks and lectures on future trends in bioscience, taking an informal poll as a show of hands,' writes Duncan. 'To make it easier to tabulate responses I provided four possible answers: 80 years, currently the average life span in the West; 120 years, close to the maximum anyone has lived; 150 years, which would require a biotech breakthrough; and forever, which rejects the idea that life span has to have any limit at all.' The results: some 60 percent opted for a life span of 80 years. Another 30 percent chose 120 years, and almost 10 percent chose 150 years. Less than 1 percent embraced the idea that people might avoid death altogether (PDF). Overwhelmingly, the reason given was that people didn't want to be old and infirm any longer than they had to be, even if a pill allowed them to delay the inevitable. Others were concerned about issues like boredom, the cost of paying for a longer life, and the impact of so many extra people on planetary resources and on the environment. But wouldn't long life allow people like Albert Einstein to accomplish more and try new things? That's assuming that Einstein would want to live that long. As he lay dying of an abdominal aortic aneurysm in 1955, Einstein refused surgery, saying: 'It is tasteless to prolong life artificially. I have done my share, it is time to go. I will do it elegantly.'"

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  1. 600 years. by lxs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Should be enough for me.

    1. Re:600 years. by L1mewater · · Score: 2, Funny

      640 kiloHours should be enough for anyone.

    2. Re:600 years. by JamesTRexx · · Score: 4, Funny

      666 years. Or until the year of Linux on the desktop. Shouldn't differ much.

      I kid, I kid! :-P
      Anyway, if you're afraid of getting bored living a very long time, try stepping away from the TV. I can't imagine ever getting bored.

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  2. News Flash! by Orga · · Score: 5, Funny

    99% of people are idiots.

  3. Oh Right Around ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just long enough to lick the tears off of Raymond Kurzweil's widow's face at his funeral.

  4. Long Enough by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 4, Funny

    To see my enemies buried. After that, I don't care.

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    1. Re:Long Enough by Yaztromo · · Score: 4, Funny

      To see my enemies buried. After that, I don't care.

      I'd hope you'd also want to live long enough to hear the lamentation of their women.

      Yaz

  5. 640 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ought to be enough for anybody.

    1. Re:640 years by SigmoidCurve · · Score: 3, Funny

      You've got it wrong... it's my death you need to worry about. I'm a solipsist, so when I die everyone else ceases to exist.

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  6. Game of Thrones answer by Dr.+Tom · · Score: 5, Funny

    Barbarian: “How do you want to die?”

    Tyrion Lannister: “In bed, when I’m 80, with a belly full of wine and woman’s mouth on my cock.”

    1. Re:Game of Thrones answer by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 3, Funny

      I disagree.

      I'd like to die like my father--peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

  7. 640K years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ought to be enough for anybody...

    1. Re:640K years by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Considering how poorly people backup, I don't think that will work.

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    2. Re:640K years by Zibodiz · · Score: 3, Funny

      They would just respawn at 15 years old every time, probably right after their first kiss or some other major life event, and every time they'd be raving about how amazing it was. Or they'd only have one backup from right before they die of some incurable disease, just to die over and over again. Yeah, that could get old.

  8. Re:I have no fear of death. by snowraver1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know Jesus doesn't exist. When I die, that's it; I'm dead. There's a cool thing that happens when you know this life is the end: You suddenly start caring about yourself and just live your life. It only costs 200$/mo to keep my turbocharged child from running out of premium fuel. So the obvious idea is to work for enough money to live on frugally, then buy a fast car. If enough people actually did do self sacrificial giving of buying a fast car, there would be no such a thing a suffering auto industry. But as long as other people need roadside help we should be helping them.

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  9. Morgan Industries answer by jensend · · Score: 4, Funny

    I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even five hundred would be pretty nice.

    -- CEO Nwabudike Morgan, MorganLink 3DVision Interview

    (from one of the best games ever made)

  10. Re:Living is moving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Get a job!

  11. Re:Longer lifespan = greater population by 2names · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cannibalism.

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  12. Re:120 years - work in Alzheimers research by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Do you want to live in a society of really old people enslaving the youth in Hunger Games?"

    Don't tease me like that.

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  13. Re:A friend's great-grandmother just turned 116. by cmiller173 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grand-dad, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

  14. Re:Oh, FFS by mug+funky · · Score: 3, Funny

    Incept dates. Longevity.

    I want more life, fucker.