CDC Says 10,000 At Risk of Hantavirus In Yosemite Outbreak
An anonymous reader writes "Some 10,000 people who stayed in tent cabins at Yosemite National Park this summer may be at risk for the deadly rodent-borne hantavirus according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control."
But I don't use hantavirus on my PC.
News for hikers, stuff for mice.
so I don't have to worry about viruses.
Seven other ways to lose weight: Dysentery Meth Late stage alcoholism Cancer Starvation Being a fashion model Six other ways to lose weight....
Let's panic.
Pretty sure fashion models use one or more of the previous five. This gives them poisoning as a sixth option.
Rat terrier security perimeter around the camp.
Chihuahuas in the Southwest.
http://www.cdc.gov/hantavirus/outbreaks/yosemite-national-park-2012.html
seriously guys, there should be a policy that any story attributed to a US government office should have a link to the official press release in the summary
I for one welcome our bewhiskered furry overlords...
You mean... them
Questions raise, answers kill. Raise questions to stay alive.
Source: http://www.cdc.gov/hantavirus/hps/transmission.html
The types of hantavirus that cause HPS in the United States cannot be transmitted from one person to another. For example, you cannot get the virus from touching or kissing a person who has HPS or from a health care worker who has treated someone with the disease. You also cannot get the virus from a blood transfusion in which the blood came from a person who became ill with HPS and survived.
It seems like this is about as isolated of an incident as it can be. It's not contagious, and that's key.
vos nescitis quicquam, nec cogitatis quia expedit nobis ut unus moriatur homo pro populo et non tota gens pereat.
Oh damn, I though the "Dysentery Meth" was one entry and called my dealer to request some. He sure will be pissed about the wild goose chase I just sent him on!
And mice got into those? Who would have imagined?
Mice and critters are only an issue if you eat your food inside the tent and leave crumbs everywhere. But there are always a few people who are messy.
Everyone knows they are just covering up the black oil...
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -HLM
Perhaps they can use the slogan: Remember, only you can prevent Hantavirus outbreaks!
Man blir trött av att gå och göra ingenting.