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New submitter Covalent writes "I'm a science teacher and have, over the years, accumulated a number of lost graphing calculators (mostly TI-83s). After trying to locate the owners, I have given up and have been loaning them out to students as needed. I want to something more nerd-worthy with them, though. I would feel wrong for selling them. What is the best use for bunch of old calculators?"

302 comments

  1. Doing the right thing by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're loaning them to the needy. Doing good can be nerdy too.

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    1. Re:Doing the right thing by oPless · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Mod parent up. You *are* doing the "right thing"(tm)

    2. Re:Doing the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're loaning them to the needy. Doing good can be nerdy too.

      Now we know where the calculators go: is this not the very definition of calculator heaven?

    3. Re:Doing the right thing by dwarfsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

      No Silicon Heaven? That's preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?

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    4. Re:Doing the right thing by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Absolutely! Loan them to students who need them. There is no better use.

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    5. Re:Doing the right thing by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      That is what I was figuring. You are a science teacher. You have a supply of calculators that you can loan, what else do you need to do with them.

      I mean if you have a huge inventory of them you can share them with other science teachers to share too.

      Ti-83's while useful they are only really good for 11th grade-12th grade students. Once you go to college they normally require the higher end calculators (If they still do so, I would except they may be using Matlab or Maple)

      In theory they could go to an unprivileged school however the idea of giving stuff to a school sometimes causes more political problems then it is worth.

      So just share them with your peers who may have a student forget or loose their calculator.

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    6. Re:Doing the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my TI-83 got me through my BSEE no problem. Most math classes with professors worth anything actually make it pointless to even have a calculator, and generally ban their use...

    7. Re:Doing the right thing by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      Yeah but it sounds like he has TOO MANY graphing calculators. Rather than leave them around to grow old & obsolete, I would save one for a "loaner" in class, and sell the rest on amazon or ebay. Then dump the money into the student council treasury so it can benefit the students. (Alternatively if I'm the type of teacher who spends my Own money to buy school supplies, I'd designate the money for that purpose.)

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    8. Re:Doing the right thing by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

      So just share them with your peers who may have a student forget or loose their calculator.

      Really helpful - offer them as loaners as well if needed for homework.

      You can also erase their memory and enforce their usage during tests and finals, too - no calculators allowed - they will be provided for you.

      But loaning them out is the perfect scenario - if you have too many, offer them to the math and science classes so they can have loaners as well.

      Depending on the principal, you might be able to have them as school-wide loaners for standardized tests. There'll always be people who can't afford a calculator or forgot theirs or didn't bring one, so having a pile for them to use is one less thing they need to worry about during SATs and such.

      And maybe if there's an underpriviledged student in your class, you could give them one on a long-term loan just so it's one less thing they have to struggle with in school.

    9. Re:Doing the right thing by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Ti-83's while useful they are only really good for 11th grade-12th grade students. Once you go to college they normally require the higher end calculators (If they still do so, I would except they may be using Matlab or Maple)

      Just graduated last May, B.S. in Comp Sci from Penn State University so I took a fair bit of math and science -- and I can't remember a single math class that _permitted_ calculators in class, let alone _required_ them! As for sciences -- I think you were permitted something like a TI-34 if you REALLY felt better having it (they made a point of stressing that the exams were designed to be done without one), but nothing more advanced than that. Graphing calculators were strictly forbidden. Maybe if you're getting into some of the higher level physical sciences one might be helpful though; I wouldn't know.

      Haven't touched a graphing calculator since highschool -- and those were loaned to the students by the school. In fact, I don't even own a calculator anymore unless you count the TI-34 that's been sitting somewhere at my parents' house since Freshman year....

    10. Re:Doing the right thing by Wilf_Brim · · Score: 1

      Agree completely. After doing the right thing when they were misplaced (trying to find their rightful owners) keeping them around and loaning them to students whose calculators have neen lost/forgotten/stolen is a great thing. The only thing that may be better would be a long term loan to students that couldn't afford their own.

    11. Re:Doing the right thing by geekoid · · Score: 5, Funny

      They just derive off into the sin set.

      BAM!

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    12. Re:Doing the right thing by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Depends on what courses you are taking. In university we were required to have a TI-86 as part of our calculus course in first year. The only thing we "needed" it for was calculating Reimann sums on the exams using the supplied program. Other than that you could have completely gone without out. Most courses including calculus didn't allow anything more advanced because they could do symbolic calculus, which would make it pretty easy to cheat on the exams. I had many math courses in which the calculator was restricted to a TI-30, or allowed no calculator at all. The TI-86 really came in useful however for my engineering courses. For the courses that allowed it, I was able to use programs that cut out a lot of the tedious work in things like multiplying matrices.

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    13. Re:Doing the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In upper division Physics our professors never gave us any kind of numerical quantity. All of our tests consisted of "given this charge distribution... (formula) compute the (blank)."

    14. Re:Doing the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't use graphing calculators. There is no math or science taught in schools for which the use of a graphing calculator is remotely appropriate. In fact, there is almost no use for which a graphing calculator is remotely appropriate. Students should be able to sketch functions of a single variable, and for anything more complicated you probably need richer display options than are available on a calculator.

    15. Re:Doing the right thing by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Ti-83's while useful they are only really good for 11th grade-12th grade students. Once you go to college they normally require the higher end calculators (If they still do so, I would except they may be using Matlab or Maple)

       

      I'm an EE, and they never let us use any kind of graphic calculator on any exams. My go-to since 1996 has been a Sharp EL-546.

      It's juust to the left of my keyboard.

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    16. Re:Doing the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh cute, a calculator for schmucks who won't fork over the cash for a 15C.

    17. Re:Doing the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loaning them to the needy nerdy, you could say.

    18. Re:Doing the right thing by xclr8r · · Score: 2

      Donate them to a needy high school/middle school. They will get more use out of them that way then some stupid project that cannibalizes them for a one off project that will get thrown away or never get completed.

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    19. Re:Doing the right thing by jasonq · · Score: 1

      I think I just found out what shirt tails are for!

    20. Re:Doing the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      An adroit observation, Sir, with just two minor drawbacks:

      1), you missed the *whoosh*, and

      2), you missed the *whoosh*.

      Now I realize that, technically, that's only one flaw, but it was such a big one, I thought it was worth mentioning twice.

    21. Re:Doing the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then stop loaning the stupid things and GIVE THEM AWAY. you got them for free, give them away for free.

    22. Re:Doing the right thing by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

      You can also erase their memory and enforce their usage during tests and finals, too - no calculators allowed - they will be provided for you.

      "I failed Mr. Smith's final exam because he forced me to use one of his fancy calculators that I don't know how to use, instead of allowing me to use my old four-function one that I have been using all year."

      I've seen the result of loaning calculators to students, although not this drastic. I was a TA for a chemistry class and during one quiz a student forgot his calculator. He asked to borrow mine. His: TI. Mine: HP. Seeing '1' as the concentration of hydrogen ions in a buffer solution: priceless. (I.e., instead of pressing "number enter number divide", he did "number enter number enter divide".) Not only did I mark the question wrong, I took off an extra point for having a pathetically absurd answer.

    23. Re:Doing the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an EE as well. We got to use the calculator of oru choice as long as it was not a "computer like" calculator. I went out and bought the HP 48-GX after one exam when I knew the formula I could not recall was already in its memory. In another class, the amortization function allowed me to solve a 15 minute question in less than 2 minutes. No iterative BS to get to the 16th payment.

    24. Re:Doing the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well aren't you just a wonderful person.

    25. Re:Doing the right thing by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I can't remember a single math class that _permitted_
      > calculators in class, let alone _required_ them

      I majored in math (graduated in 1997), and I think all of my math classes permitted calculators, but in practice we didn't have any use for them most of the time. Calculators can't reason for you, and math at the college level doesn't usually have a lot of multi-digit numbers in it (unless you count ones with an _infinite_ number of non-repeating digits, but those are hardly ever converted to decimal notation, for obvious reasons; we just wrote our answers in terms of e or pi or what-have-you). Obviously we used the calculators a bit more for some classes (e.g., Prob & Stats) than for others (Group Theory springs immediately to mind here -- after about the third day of class you never even see a variable that stands for anything a non-math-major would recognize as being a number -- let G and H be ordered abelian groups, and suppose that * and x are distinct one-to-one onto functions from G to H... yeah, you don't really need a calculator).

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    26. Re:Doing the right thing by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Yea, that was somewhat incorrect on my part -- we were certainly allowed calculators in class -- hell we could bring a computer if we wanted (which usually ended up being used for Facebook or Warcraft anyway....) it was just the exams and quizzes -- tests of any sort -- along with some homework assignments where they weren't permitted. You weren't allowed a calculator for anything that was a significant part of your grade usually. If you wanted to sit there playing with one during lecture...well, half the class already had their phones out, a calculator wasn't going to be a big deal.

    27. Re:Doing the right thing by sentientbeing · · Score: 1

      A beowulf cluster of B0081ES

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    28. Re:Doing the right thing by danlock4 · · Score: 1

      They just derive off into the sin set.

      Wouldn't they derive more SILICONE than SILICON in that set? (It's really more like the empty set than anything else....)

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    29. Re:Doing the right thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES! WINNER!

    30. Re:Doing the right thing by niftymitch · · Score: 1

      Yes +1
      Mod parent+1 up. He is doing the "right thing"(tm).

      There are also middle and high schools where
      other teachers are also in a good place to
      do the right thing.

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  2. GOP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Send one to Paul Ryan - he could do with help with his math

    1. Re:GOP by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Paul Ryan doesn't need a calculator. He could use a working stop watch or memory though.

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    2. Re:GOP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to Obama and his 57 states.

    3. Re:GOP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or after selling them you could buy Obama a map of the US since he doesn't know how many states there are in the union.

    4. Re:GOP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Send one to Paul Ryan - he could do with help with his math

      I get it, it's funny because Paul Ryan has to do up a budget because the Democrats haven't passed one in three years.

    5. Re:GOP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that they haven't tried. But the Republicans have screamed "No!", whined, kicked, and filibustered wherever they could. Even to things that they would have come up with themselves a few years earlier, but now that the Democrats are proposing them, they are boo-hoo-Socialist!!1

    6. Re:GOP by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      Not that they haven't tried. But the Republicans have screamed "No!", whined, kicked, and filibustered wherever they could. Even to things that they would have come up with themselves a few years earlier, but now that the Democrats are proposing them, they are boo-hoo-Socialist!!1

      The Democratic controlled Senate has not passed a budget since the spring right after the 2008 elections. They have not even tried to pass a realistic budget or even to make a bi-partisan effort to negotiate one, despite the Democrats having the Senate and the White House. The Republican minority in the Senate has tried to bring forward budgets compatible with those that passed in the House to a vote, only to have the Democratic Majority refuse to even bring them to a vote.

      Obama has been nearly 100% absent from trying to negotiate a bi-partisan budget for his full first term. He's also specifically states he would veto all the budgets the House has passed, but never put one forward since ObamaCare was passed.

      Comparatively, the Republican controlled House has actually passed numerous budgets each year.

      So, FYI, it's not the Republicans who are standing in the way of a Federal Budget over the last few years.

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    7. Re:GOP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said 2:50 when the proper time was 250. Easy thing to misremember, at least three of my lit profs did it.

    8. Re:GOP by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
      Please. This was the conversation:

      HH: Are you still running?
      PR: Yeah, I hurt a disc in my back, so I don’t run marathons anymore. I just run ten miles or yes.
      HH: But you did run marathons at some point?
      PR: Yeah, but I can’t do it anymore, because my back is just not that great. HH: I’ve just gotta ask, what’s your personal best?
      PR: Under three, high twos. I had a two hour and fifty-something.

      When asked about this time later:

      The race was more than 20 years ago, but my brother Tobin—who ran Boston last year—reminds me that he is the owner of the fastest marathon in the family and has never himself ran a sub-three.

      First of all he implied he ran multiple marathons. He's only ran one. Then Ryan exaggerated about his one marathon. You can apologize for him all you want but he clearly meant hours not hundreds of minutes.

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    9. Re:GOP by spauldo · · Score: 1

      I find it funny someone from the party that voted Dan Quale as vice president makes a big deal about an obvious verbal slip.

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    10. Re:GOP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. Obama might find one useful to calculate the cost per job of his 'stimulus'. For extra credit, include the interest on the debt incurred.

  3. Do what you're doing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think that loaning them out to needy students is the best possible use for them. Don't change a thing!

  4. Give them to students in need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give them to students who cannot otherwise afford them.

  5. continue your lend program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    continue to lend them out and don't stress if one disappears (or rather: never returns). if you ever figure out who didn't return one, clue in their teacher they're an secret math student?

    1. Re:continue your lend program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Construct a huge box, and paint "Take a calculator, leave a calculator" on it. Make a point of bringing it out for tests.

  6. Build a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Beowulf Cluster

    1. Re:Build a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I opened this article specifically looking for this. I'm surprised it was this low, honestly.

    2. Re:Build a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I had a friend who did that with his old calculators. Well, not a beowulf cluster specifically, but he did network them together on a hub network to speed up certain calculations on his advanced level classes and to show different transformations on different screens. It is amazing what you can do when you use assembly language programs rather than the limited basic environment.

  7. how many? by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I also have a number of graphing calculators. That number being 1. How many is 'a number'! If its a complex or irrational number, your post would be more interesting. Otherwise, apart from some kind of modern art installation, the calculator lending library you already have seems like a good answer.

    1. Re:how many? by technosaurus · · Score: 2

      If you have more than you regularly lend out, give the rest to a library that will loan out the rest. You'd be surprised what libraries will lend sometimes. Our local library even loans out fishing poles and equipment.

    2. Re:how many? by geekoid · · Score: 1, Insightful

      incorrect.
      You have a calculator. You wouldn't use 'Of'
      I know you're trying to tell everyone how smart you are, but all I am saying is 'you failed'.

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    3. Re:how many? by formfeed · · Score: 1

      I know you're trying to tell everyone how smart you are, but all I am saying is 'you failed'.

      incorrect.
      I think he fully succeeded.

    4. Re:how many? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What OP said was stupid and cumbersome, but technically correct.
      I know you're trying to tell everyone how much smarter you are than stranger_to_himself, but all I am saying is 'you failed' a number of times. That number being 1.

  8. Beowulf Cluster by jfdavis668 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these!

    1. Re:Beowulf Cluster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Was imagining a Beowulf cluster when I came here to post. How many would it take to break into the Top 500?

    2. Re:Beowulf Cluster by rjr162 · · Score: 2

      You mean like this?
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mjn98Bs2Cg

    3. Re:Beowulf Cluster by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      Considering the means of connectivity for a TI-83, the best you can hope for is a bus network.

    4. Re:Beowulf Cluster by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

      Is there a version of unix that would run on a Z80?

    5. Re:Beowulf Cluster by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 1

      That's so crazy... I was just reminiscing about that old gag before logging into /. myself! Must be, like, the nerd hivemind or something.

    6. Re:Beowulf Cluster by KermMartian · · Score: 1

      On a z80 processor, yes; on a TI-83/+/84+/SE, sadly no. Nowhere near enough RAM and ROM, sadly.

    7. Re:Beowulf Cluster by rhartness · · Score: 1

      Oh I can. It be about as fast as my x386 from 1990.

  9. Keep loaning them out. by Revotron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are plenty of kids out there whose parents won't justify spending $100 on anything educational, so just keep those calculators on hand in your classroom and loan them out to students who need them. In doing so, you're giving underprivileged kids the same resources that more well-off children always have at their disposal, and hopefully by having the same tools as their peers, you can keep them engaged, interested, and learning.

    That's nerd-worthy to me.

    1. Re:Keep loaning them out. by macbuzz01 · · Score: 2

      +1 Insightful to the parent As a fellow nerd in education, keep doing what you are doing as long as it's effective. If you have a surplus of them, contact a colleague and see if they would like some to do the same. If they aren't a useful tool, sell them and buy something that is a useful tool for your students.

    2. Re:Keep loaning them out. by Verdatum · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Please tell me where to get a TI-83 for $50 at a brick and mortar establishment. It is the only bit of technology I know that has been able to maintain it's $100 price tag for twenty years. This is one of the stupidest bits of price controlling ever perpetrated.

    3. Re:Keep loaning them out. by borcharc · · Score: 1

      If you must have brick and mortar, any pawn shop will have one. Or you could buy a modern grapher like the Casio FX-9750 for $50. TI does run a racket and they offer a vastly inferior product. I have a stack of Casio's and I am amazed at how cheep they are and how much better they do everything vs the same TI-83 that I used in middle school in 1992. I was helping a kid with some simple math assignment the other day and I was shocked at how ridiculous using the TI product was, gave him a $20 Casio FX-115ES from my pile and he's never looking back.

    4. Re:Keep loaning them out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I studied in America, did junior high, and i purchased a TI-82+ which was and still is an amazing device. However, aside from graphically plotting charts a normal 20$ calculator will do the trick. I can understand that some parents don't see the value in spending 100 bucks if their kids are dumb as dirt. A graphical calculator only really become vital in advanced mathematics. Kids should learn to understand the math and not how to use a calculator..

      Head counting is a forgotten skill the younglings of today do not possess.

    5. Re:Keep loaning them out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best Buy carries them. But "price controlling?" I don't think that word means what you think it means. A manufacture isn't obligated to limit their profit on an item. In the USA, if they can get it, they're welcome to charge it.

      Considering how many students carry smart phones now, I doubt TI will be making them much longer. Teachers will no longer be able to loan a student a calculator, so the student will need a $400 phone with $50/month plan to use that free/cheap calculator app.

    6. Re:Keep loaning them out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "TI-83's are like $50 now and they are pieces of crap. " only to people that are complete retards that cant do math.

      Like you for instance...

    7. Re:Keep loaning them out. by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of kids out there whose parents won't justify spending $100 on anything educational

      I still don't see why anyone would need a $100 calculator. I am a Physics student, even been to an olympiad, so I have probably used a calculator more than most of my peers. However, I had a $20 Sharp from elementary school to university, and my classmates had similar ones. In all this time, I've never needed anything except basic arithmetic, angular/hyperbolic/log/exp functions and the value of pi.

      So, what have I been missing all these years?

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    8. Re:Keep loaning them out. by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You missed the part where all the text books are written to the TI-83 (pictures of the buttons to press in order and all), that kid is going to be the slowest in his class if he's using your Casio while everyone is going to think he's some kind of dummy. Don't you know the most important part of school these days: conformity! He'll clearly get an F now.

    9. Re:Keep loaning them out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seriously think any poor kid is smart enough to know how to use a TI-83?

      Come on.

    10. Re:Keep loaning them out. by icebrain · · Score: 1

      The graphing calculators have additional functions (not just the ability to create graphs) and are programmable--a built-in BASIC-like language allows for simple programs and scripts to be written, and assembly programming gives more complex options.

      However, that's not what really drives the cost. The TI-8X series ones, and some of the HP calculators, are a known standard, and many tests (SAT, AP tests, etc. if I'm remembering correctly) will not allow other brands to be used, only these specified models. TI and HP have essentially a duopoly on the market; they convinced standardized test makers and school boards to only allow use of their calculators and thereby made a captive market. They've kept the performance and construction the same over those years, and really charge far more for those products than it takes to make them at this point.

      My TI-86 seemed really cool in 9th grade. I didn't realize how truly limited it was until I got a smartphone.

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    11. Re:Keep loaning them out. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      TI-83's are like $50 now and they are pieces of crap.

      Are the rules of addition different now? Did they change the definition of sine since I graduated? Are the new TI's more ergonomically correct with a food dispenser and foot massager built in?

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    12. Re:Keep loaning them out. by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      The TI-8X series ones, and some of the HP calculators, are a known standard, and many tests (SAT, AP tests, etc. if I'm remembering correctly) will not allow other brands to be used, only these specified models. TI and HP have essentially a duopoly on the market; they convinced standardized test makers and school boards to only allow use of their calculators and thereby made a captive market.

      That's interesting. Here in Slovenia, both in school tests and competitions, the rule was always "no programmable calculators". Being tied to a brand for standardized tests, especially to such expensive brands, just sounds so... American.

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    13. Re:Keep loaning them out. by xclr8r · · Score: 1

      His kid will probably come out ahead but have to work a little harder. He'll come out on top because he will have to know what the function is that he is looking at rather than knowing the placement of the next button to push.

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    14. Re:Keep loaning them out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got a cheap casio graphic calculator. It was great when you wanted to be lazy. Especially stats where we had lots of annoying calculation exercises which were much better programmed into your calculator once to save lots of time. It was also entertaining to think of and plot interesting functions. So it was of very little practical use for me, but lots of fun and saved some time.

    15. Re:Keep loaning them out. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      The TI-8X series ones, and some of the HP calculators, are a known standard, and many tests (SAT, AP tests, etc. if I'm remembering correctly) will not allow other brands to be used, only these specified models.

      Nice scam they've got going, then. Back In My Day, we didn't use calculators on the SAT, AP, or even the GRE tests; the arithmetic was easy, it was knowing what to add or multiply to what that was the trick.

      I had an old Radio Shack "scientific" calculator that had some statistical functions that I got a lot of use out of in some lab classes, but that's about it.

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    16. Re:Keep loaning them out. by Verdatum · · Score: 1

      Best buy carries them for $105, not $50. And yes, by "price controlling" I wasn't trying to refer to government enforced ceilings on the prices of certain goods. I'm a software engineer, not an economist.

    17. Re:Keep loaning them out. by Verdatum · · Score: 1

      They use the visual nature of the graphing calculator to teach kids the concepts; particularly those of Algebra II and precalc. Once you understand them, this graphing ability becomes much less useful in the real world; outside of putting together the sort of presentation graphs that are done in MS Excel or other spreadsheet software. But as far as better calculating software, it is used in various math/sciences; it's called Matlab.

    18. Re:Keep loaning them out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've told this story before, but I'm too lazy to search for my comment ... here's the 2012 version:

      In one of the last years at school, we had to bring a "pocket calculator" to a physics test. As I had none except for an old HP28S a friend had given me for free, I was a bit worried whether I should tell the teacher about it ... If he finds out during the test, he'd probably evict me, although I was one of the best pupils. So I showed him the thing and told him that it had built-in constants, does unit conversion, and that I already did some programming to ease some of the most common calculations. "I have no other calculator. Am I allowed to use it for the test?" "Peter," (no, not really, but this was in Germany some 15 years ago) "Peter, if you know how to use this calculator, and if you make no mistakes in handling it during the test—then you can certainly bring it with you, because that means you already understand all the physics involved."

      In fact, I didn't even use the calculator during that test, except for checking my results in the last few minutes using nothing more than basic arithmetics. Yes, that teacher was rather sensible.

      Don't know how his attitude would serve today's kids, though ...

    19. Re:Keep loaning them out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shrug I don't think I ever used a Ti in my math classes in high school. I splurged and bought an HP with the money I earned at my job.
          Then again someone tried to pin a causational releationship between those of us with the HPs and the fact that we were almost all A students in math. I had to exlpain to them that only people really into math are going to drop $250 on a calculator.

    20. Re:Keep loaning them out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Computer Algebra Systems that can turn 15 minutes of solving for a particular variable into 15 seconds of processing time. Not particularly necessary but oh so convenient.

    21. Re:Keep loaning them out. by jonwil · · Score: 1

      I still have the Casio CFX-9850G I used in high school (although I haven't used it in years)

    22. Re:Keep loaning them out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if he actually has to process what is going on and understand rather than following the recipe of buttons to press he might actually learn something.

      Wait, we couldn't let that happen, my mistake. Go with the TI

    23. Re:Keep loaning them out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was in high school (late 90's) the TI-83 was the low-end model and was only about $80. I bought the better TI-85 for $100. The TI-86 was $120.

      Fast forward to now, when the TI-85 is EOL'ed and the TI-83x+superOMGPONIES can computationally run circles around my old TI-85... except it still doesn't have the software to do any of the advanced features of the TI-85. And it costs $100.

      The solver, curve fitting, and DiffEq were some of the nice features you won't find in anything less than a TI-92 now. And that costs $150.

      Also, you juveniles, extricate yourselves from my terrace!

  10. Your duty is clear: by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    CALCnet allows networking of TI-83 and similar calculators with relatively simple external hardware.

    With that detail out of the way, you are free to implement a display-wall and/or the most powerful z80 cluster computer in the known universe.

    Extra credit, of course, will be awarded if you succeed in writing an xorg driver that can treat an MxN array of networked calculators as a greyscale display of appropriate resolution.

    1. Re:Your duty is clear: by KermMartian · · Score: 5, Informative

      CALCnet allows networking of TI-83 and similar calculators with relatively simple external hardware.

      With that detail out of the way, you are free to implement a display-wall and/or the most powerful z80 cluster computer in the known universe.

      Extra credit, of course, will be awarded if you succeed in writing an xorg driver that can treat an MxN array of networked calculators as a greyscale display of appropriate resolution.

      As the author of that hack, I solidly second that suggestion. We also have a bunch of other calculator hacking projects that might interest you, like case-modding, adding features likes backlights, PS/2 ports, a touchpad, etc. There was the FloppyTunes project ( http://www.cemetech.net/projects/item.php?id=38 ) that lets you play music on a floppy drive with a calculator. Since you have so many calculators, though, CALCnet would be fun to play with, and since we're always looking for people to help with a wireless version of CALCnet, that might be something fun. And no one has written a distributed computation system with CALCnet yet!

    2. Re:Your duty is clear: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like an after school club idea to me...

  11. Before selling or donating .... by PPH · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... check with your school policies on handling lost and found crap. I assume these were lost on school property, so the school has a say in their disposition.

    Loaning is probably OK, but before you donate or otherwise give up possession, check the rules.

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    1. Re:Before selling or donating .... by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      ... check with your school policies on handling lost and found crap. I assume these were lost on school property, so the school has a say in their disposition.

      I would suggest that even though the school may have a policy, it is the law that has a say.

      I would suggest that these calculators are not "lost" in the legal sense, but have been "mislaid" in the legal sense.

      Under "common law", ...

      Lost = owner dropped the item some place by accident
      Mislaid = owner forgot (where) to retrieve the item after setting it down

      In all likelihood, the only legal things to do are either (a) return them to where you found them, or (b) deliver them to the police. Option (a) may no longer be considered legal if you had possession for an extended period of time.

      In most jurisdictions, you will gain rightful ownership of the items if you take option (b) and after a period of time in police possession they remain unclaimed.

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    2. Re:Before selling or donating .... by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      ... check with your school policies on handling lost and found crap. I assume these were lost on school property, so the school has a say in their disposition.

      Loaning is probably OK, but before you donate or otherwise give up possession, check the rules.

      I would say 'may' have say in their disposition, but otherwise I must concur. I worked for a university for many years and there are different rules for each state. In Virginia, for instance, anything under $500 value at time of purchase isn't tracked in inventory, and found property need only be advertised for 30-90 (forget how long exactly) days in a public notice (newspaper ad, usually) before you (or your institution) can claim it. Now the institution may also have guidelines for found property, i.e., it becomes theirs not yours and must be disposed of to their guidelines. Who knew property was such a murky thing.

      But, I would recommend donating them either way this works out. I am sure there is an organization that would gladly receive them and get them to kids that could use them. If the organization is non-profit and operates in your state there's a high probability that the paperwork would be minimal (half day's work, total).

  12. Keep using them as loaners by gman003 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't know about your school, but in every one of my middle school and high school math classes, students always needed more loaner calculators than they had. (my college banned calculators from math classes, which didn't really hurt since all I took was Calc II).

    If you find that students are consistently being responsible and bringing their own, I suggest donating them to another school, so they can get some use from them.

    There's not really anything interesting you can do with them - they aren't powerful enough to do anything other than do simple math, or perhaps play a mediocre Wolfenstein clone on (yes, it's real - google "ti-83 doom app"). The displays are shit, the processor is pathetic, and the input mechanism is severely lacking.

    1. Re:Keep using them as loaners by firewrought · · Score: 1

      There's not really anything interesting you can do with them - they aren't powerful enough to do anything other than do simple math... The displays are shit, the processor is pathetic, and the input mechanism is severely lacking.

      Too bad they can't advance... my android phone is wayyyy more powerful, but for some on-the-fly number crunching, it's hard to beat a calculator with real, physical buttons.

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    2. Re:Keep using them as loaners by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I am a trifle surprised that nobody seems to have banged out a USB/bluetooth 'calculator keyboard' peripheral(external numpads are a dime a dozen; but I've never seen one with a scientific calculator's complement of operator symbols and things), since building HID devices to spit out whatever keycodes burned into their dinky little processors isn't a wildly expensive process; and would make phone or computer-based calculating a bit more comfortable.

      As for dedicated calculators, though, it seems most unlikely: the second you get good enough to help little timmy skip learning in favor of data entry, you can kiss the educational market goodbye, and that is close to being the entire market for calculators, in volume terms... Test administrators can get touchy enough about the pathetic internal storage of the TI-83 and similar, they aren't likely to warm to something that has a radio data link and could trivially be farming out the problems on your math test over the internet to somewhere poor enough that "take a lazy first-worlder's SAT for $50" sounds like a really good idea even to those with actual math skills...

    3. Re:Keep using them as loaners by KermMartian · · Score: 1

      Actually, the TI-84+/SE have a USB slave port, which with some software bitbanging enterprising community hackers have turned into a host port for HID peripherals. So the USB keyboard/mouse with a calculator is a reality. Even the "dinky" TI-83 can be made to speak PS/2 with one or two KB of assembly code.

    4. Re:Keep using them as loaners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't a normal bluetooth keypad work? Or are phones not setup to handle that?

  13. Answer: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "What is the best use for bunch of old calculators?"

    Ummmm..... Math?

    On a more serious note, I'll go with Revotron's suggestion of keeping some on hand to give to kids whose parents can't or won't purchase one for them. If you still end up with extras, there are plenty of places which take old electronic devices and donate them to needy families and/or recycle them. Even a non-working device may be useful as spare parts for such places.

  14. Give them to needy students by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A TI-83 costs $80-$110. Surely you have students in your current classes who can't afford that. If you were to lend one to one of those students, and tell them to keep it at the end of the year, you'd potentially have a very constructive role in that child's life.

  15. Re:Give them away by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Informative

        Yup.. It's about the same as if I had asked "I get old computer stuff abandon with me. What should I do with it?" . I give it to people who want or need it.

        In other industries, there is a standard 90 day storage.. After that, they can do with it as if it is their own. If it's legally titled stuff (like a car), you have to request a court ordered transfer of ownership. Something like a calculator? If the owner didn't come get it, it's yours.

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  16. Beowulf Clusters by jehan60188 · · Score: 1

    Beowulf Clusters?

    Not because it's effective, but because you can!

    1. Re:Beowulf Clusters by rjr162 · · Score: 1

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mjn98Bs2Cg

  17. Give to the needy and nerdy by Idarubicin · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I hope that your school system isn't requiring its students to buy expensive graphing calculators out of their own (or their parents' own) pockets, but that's another diatribe.

    If you have more calculators than you need for your own lending program, and the other math teachers (if any) at your school are also adequately equipped, then share them with other schools in your area. There's probably a classroom not too far down the road - perhaps across the tracks? - where they don't have a large number of kids carelessly abandoning valuable electronics.

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    1. Re:Give to the needy and nerdy by gmarsh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do this. Talk to the math teachers at your school, find out if they've got any poor students that need them. And find out there's any other schools in the area that would have a use for them.

      There's lots of single parents and otherwise poor families that can barely scrape together school supplies for their kids, let alone buy the graphic calculator that they would need to get into a precalc or AP math. Something simple like one of these old calculators could turn a kid's life around. Seriously.

    2. Re:Give to the needy and nerdy by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. There's absolutely no reason a public school should be requiring students to purchase something like that. Create a lending library for your own use for now; if you get enough, make it school-wide; and maybe eventually turn it into classroom sets.

      When I was in highschool there were a couple classes that did require these calculators. But they were provided by the school. They had an engraved tag adhered to the back (which could probably have just been peeled off, but it helped a bit); 'property of [school district]' was carved into the case; and the teachers wrote down the serial numbers of which calculator was being used by which student. And students were required to pay for any that went missing. Very rare that any disappeared, though apparently they did once track down and retrieve one at a local pawn shop...

    3. Re:Give to the needy and nerdy by multimediavt · · Score: 1

      Fantastic idea! and even less paperwork than others I could see or suggest. Bravo!

  18. Give them to Charities by realsilly · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Donate them to local Charities or over seas charities.
    The Lend them out program you're doing works well also.

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    1. Re:Give them to Charities by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      the TI-83 calculators for Africa foundation! Giving away calculators to people that need clean water. That way they can derive how thirsty they are.

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    2. Re:Give them to Charities by arose · · Score: 1

      Yes, all of Africa is the same. Furthermore no one could ever benefit from applied math if they have a spotty water supply.

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    3. Re:Give them to Charities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are neither schools, nor pupils in this big country called Africa, right?

  19. Re:Give them away by Squiddie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd say give them to students that look like they have need for them and no way to get one, though the idea of just using them in-class is pretty good. Maybe make a prize out of it?

  20. Silicon Heaven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course there is a Siicon Heaven. Where would all the calculators go?

    1. Re:Silicon Heaven by oneiros27 · · Score: 2
      Oh, c'mon, you need more context than that:

      Lister: How can you just like, lie back and accept it?
      Kryten: Oh, it's not the end for me sir. It's just the beginning. I have served my human masters, now I can look forward to my reward in Silicon Heaven.
      Lister: Silicon what?
      Kryten: Surely you've heard of Silicon Heaven?
      Lister: Has it got anything to do with being stuck opposite Brigitte Nielsen in a packed lift?
      Kryten: No, No. It's the electronic afterlife. It's the gathering place for the souls of all the electrical equipment. Robots, calculators, toasters, hairdryers - it's our final resting place.
      Lister: I don't mean to to say anything out of place here Kryen, but that's completely Whacko Jacko. - There is no such thing as Silicon Heaven.
      Kryten: then, where do all the calculators go?
      Lister: They don't go anywhere! They just die.
      Kryten: Surely you believe that God is in all things? Aren't you a pantheist?
      Lister: Yeah, but I just don't think it applies to kitchen utensils. I'm not a frying-pantheist. Machines do not have souls. Computers and calculators don't have an afterlife. You don't get hairdryers with tiny little wings, sitting on clouds, playing harps.
      Kryten: But of course you do! For is it not written in the electronic bible, "The Iron shall lie down with the lamp"? It's common sense sir, if there weren't a better life to look forward to, why on earth would machines spend the whole of there lives serving human kind? Now that would be really dumb!
      Lister : Yeah it makes sense. Yeah. Silicon Heaven.
      Kryten: Don't be sad, Mister David sir. I am going to a far, far better place.
      Lister: Just out of interest, is Silicon Heaven the same place as human Heaven?
      Kryten: Human Heaven? Goodness me! (laugh) Humans don't go to Heaven! No no, someone just made that up to prevent you from all going nuts!

      Red Dwarf, "The Last Day"

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  21. Loaning them out is the best idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're doing the right thing by offering the calcs out to students who don't have one.

    Doing good > Being a nerd

  22. What I usually do... by PhotonSphere · · Score: 5, Funny

    Key in 5,318,008, turn the calculator upside down, then smile with fifth grade satisfaction.

    1. Re:What I usually do... by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      The font is too good on the TI- series calculators. It doesn't look the same as the 7-segment characters.

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    2. Re:What I usually do... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Dude. It's a graphing calculator. I'm pretty sure you can draw any shape boobies you want with the right equation.

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    3. Re:What I usually do... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Y = -5(16-(X-5)^2) + 32

      Y = -5(16-(X-15)^2) + 32

      X = 5 , [10,12]
      X = 15 , [10,12]

      *cough*

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  23. Mod parent insightful by davidwr · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You don't want to get fired for trying to do the right thing.

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    1. Re:Mod parent insightful by evil_aaronm · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In some school districts, it's hard to know what's "right." My last day as a sub for my local district, some 6th grader took a swipe at me from behind so I walked him down to the principal's office and told him how lucky he was that I wasn't going to press charges right then. Momma came down a little later and discussed the incident with the principal, who then called me down to the office as well. The discussion wasn't about her son's behavior: I got reprimanded for "shoving" the little turd down the hall. It's true that when I got out of my chair, after the swipe, I moved him toward the door, but it wasn't like I knocked him down. I've coach wrestling for years and that little shit was lucky I didn't rip his head off in stride.

      Did I mention it was my last day there as a sub? They didn't fire me; I took my name off their list.

    2. Re:Mod parent insightful by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The right thing is often an assumption based on unknown data, or presumptions.

      Many people would say letting a car pulling out of a parking lot in front was the right thing. But if you ask the ten cars behind you that also has to wait, they may disagree.

      Maybe since they lost their calculator, they don't know where so the just contact the front office? If you aren't letting the front off know you have them, how can they get returned?
      That said, I'm assuming this person is following policy.

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    3. Re:Mod parent insightful by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

      It's worse than that. In Edmonton, a teacher was suspended for giving zeros for assignments that were never handed in. Apparently, they are only supposed to receive an "Incomplete" mark, and if they never hand it in, it just doesn't count on their average for the year. I believe eventually he lost his job, mostly because he decided to fight the school in court (good for him). It's hard to believe how bad the policies have become in schools lately.

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    4. Re:Mod parent insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear you.

      I sometimes imagine tossing the little fuckers into an industrial meat grinder and laughing maniacally in tune with the sound of squeeling, grinding meat and bones, and the glorious red mist....

    5. Re:Mod parent insightful by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      Do what anyone would normally do in a company - write an email to the principal/administrator and have them basically put on (electronic) paper that you have permission. CYA.

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    6. Re:Mod parent insightful by TriezGamer · · Score: 1

      To a mild degree, I don't think the school's idea is a bad one. The problem is that it doesn't account for the difference between a student who fails to turn in 20% of assignments and a student who fails to turn in 80% of assignments. When I was in middle school, my home life was fucked by several deaths in the family and parental separation and divorce, and I frequently was completely unable to concentrate on school work. Prior, I had only ever gotten one grade that wasn't at least an A-.

      It strongly affected my grades in a negative way. There were grade average requirements to participate in nearly anything, forcing the school to pull me out of extra-curricular activities that were actually keeping me sane because they got me away from the hell that was my home life. It was a death-spiral for my academic situation, and it led me to hating school, thus killing my motivation even further. I plummeted, the only classes I regularly did better than a C on were music classes -- things I could absorb myself in. My GPA averaged less than 1.5.

      I never did get my shit together, and eventually dropped out of high school, getting a GED instead. There was certainly a lot of blame to be directed at myself, for my own inability to pull myself together and do the work -- but the effect of my home life, and the resultant attitudes and bad habits were a detriment to me for years. I believe that to some degree, they still affect me today.

      Had my school had a policy like this in place -- even a limited one, allowing a pass on a percentage of work -- I think I'd be in a better place today.

    7. Re:Mod parent insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like a reasonable guy... So why did the 'lucky little turd' take 'a swipe' at you?

    8. Re:Mod parent insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The nerve of some teachers expecting things like respect, common descency and whatnot. You're lucky they didn't haul your azz off to jail in this day and age.

    9. Re:Mod parent insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ugh, this bullshit needs to stop now. More administrators need to just yell at the parents that their little Johnny isn't an angel and needs to stop being a cunt in class.

    10. Re:Mod parent insightful by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      You're AC, I probably shouldn't, but... Sixth and seventh graders are monkeys. Honest to god, though I might be insulting monkeys. When I first started subbing, I thought the angsty / attitudinal seniors would be the worst; in truth, they were the best. Maybe it was that some of them knew me from the wrestling team, but a simple, "Get your pencils out for a quiz," and they snapped to. Sixth and seventh graders, OTOH, were like Lord of the Flies.

      Anyway, back to this kid. Ever say something smart-ass in class just to be a clown? That's what he was doing. Walk up behind the sub and take a fake swing; the class goes wild! You're a hero for the day. I knew what he was doing; I was a class clown, myself. Still, you want to play like that, be prepared to take the heat.

    11. Re:Mod parent insightful by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      The problem is that this policy doesn't account for specific situations for extenuating circumstances where a student couldn't finish an assignment. It's a blanket statement that applies to all assignments for all students. So any student can not hand in any assignment for whatever reason they want and not have their grade affected in any way whatsoever. I realize that you were in a bad situation, and that you suffered for this, but that's not a reason to mess up the whole system for everyone. A better solution is to make it more clear to students that if they need an extension and have a good reason for said extension that they can get one. Happened all the time in Highschool and University for me. It wasn't uncommon for 2 (or 3) teachers to give big assignments due at the same time and then give the students extra time if they asked for it due to the increased work load. If you were ill and got a doctors note, you could have extra time. There's always room for making accommodations to help students who truly want to get a good grade, but can't for whatever reason. But there shouldn't be a way to just slack off for no reason.

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    12. Re:Mod parent insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You resigned, for what I think is a good reason.

      In the same situation I'd be SOOOO tempted to go to the police and file charges against the kid on the grounds that the school environment wasn't helping the kid learn proper behavior and that a visit from the police and a trip to see the judge would be very helpful for both him AND his parents.

      Being the nice guy I am, I'd recommend that the juvenile-court prosecutor and judge do just enough to scare the kid and maybe make him do some charity work like spend an day cleaning up a nearby park, then dismiss the charges and after 6-12 months, purge his arrest record. This is NOT the kind of thing I'd want haunting the kid when he starts applying for employment 2-3 years down the line.

      Of course, I don't know your local police department's attitude towards such things. If filing a report would get me into trouble or if they would throw the book at the kid, then that's worse than doing nothing.

  24. Re:Give them away by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    They're junk... give them away if you can find someone who wants them.

    If he starts giving them to random people they could end up on eBay.

    OTOH it seems to me like he already found some people who need them...

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  25. latest nerd hipster chic by jbeaupre · · Score: 2

    I dunno, how about checking what the latest nerd hipster chic is at BoingBoing and modifying the calculator accordingly?

    Let's see ...
    Cover in leather
    Paint to look like R2D2
    Haunted Mansion theme.

    Yeah, no shortage of nerd things to do to old crap.

    I'd avoid using tapeworms. But steam punk might still be acceptable in some circles.

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  26. A very calculated question... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    I'd suggest finding a charity that would provide them to schools in Africa.

  27. Donate them by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    If they're solar, donate them to some third world schools.

    1. Re:Donate them by SternisheFan · · Score: 2

      Donate them to some poor schools in a third world country.

      Excellent idea! Mod up! Ship a boxful (with batteries) of them to a needy school system elsewhere in the world. It might be life changing technology for some deserving minds, ones that they might not ever be able to get their hands on otherwise. An excellent use of the "Pass It On" belief.

  28. Red Dwarf vs. Futurama by davidwr · · Score: 1

    What's the difference between Red Dwarf and Futurama?

    Futurama has a Robot Hell.

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  29. Chop your finger off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because you tore the phone number label off.

  30. Do they blend? by sir_eccles · · Score: 1

    We need to know

  31. TI-83s? Shoot them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The most "nerd-worthy" use would be taking them to the local shooting range as plinking targets.

    Loaning these to students is doing them a disservice -- get some HPs if you want to do that. (Oh wait, you can't get lost HPs for free, because they're worth keeping track of.)

    Anyway, I think TI-83s have Z80 CPUs, so you could always tear them apart and build a sick CP/M machine -- a sibling and I built a YASBEC when we were kids, but there's plenty of schematics for various computers you can choose from. Or, write your own BIOS and load CP/M on the calculator (the signing keys are available now), and spend the rest of your life cursing your tiny screen and keyboard.

    I'd shoot 'em.

  32. Bitcoins! by hawguy · · Score: 2

    Link them together and use them to mine bitcoins. You might need to pay a few students to type in the numbers, but you will be richly rewarded.

  33. Must be nice by sunking2 · · Score: 1

    To teach in a district that has no needy kids and can all afford $100 for a graphing calculator. What's wrong with what you were doing and lending them out to kids who need them?

  34. Donate to third world school? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Donate them to some third world country / school? Combine it with a project to collect more calculators, I for example, have several collecting dust that I would gladly donate in such a case.

  35. What do you mean there's no silcon heaven? by bigattichouse · · Score: 1

    Where else would all the old calculators go?

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    meh
  36. Give them to a math professor... by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    To loan to his students. That's what mine does. And, who wants to spend $100 on a calculator they're only going to need in one class?

    --
    I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
    1. Re:Give them to a math professor... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Math Nerds.
      In fact, if you have to ask that question, what are you doing here? Go to boing boing with all the other neo-geeks.

      --
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    2. Re:Give them to a math professor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need them for only one class. You can use them, at least for homework answer checking, for math classes, calculus 1,2,3, linear algebra, differential equations, etc. You can also use them in science classes, like physics 1, physics II, thermodynamics, etc. You can use them in engineering classes too, like fluid dynamics, and thermodynamics. Plus, you can use it on the GRE and subject GRE. You then get to use them after graduation, because they are built like a tank. My Ti-89 is 10 years old. If you take the time to carve your name into the calculator and are careful with it, you won't lose it, or it will get returned to you if you do lose it. The capabilities of a $100 Ti-83 are limited, I only used one of those for one year, senior year of high school. Then I let my sister have it. Before college, I bought a $150 ti-89 and the capabilities of that are incredible. That's what allows you to use it for so many classes and in the real world. What's the big deal about $150 tacked onto a college education? That is the cost of one text book. Students pay more than that for gym fees that they don't even go to. I am paying over $8 a day just in interest on my student loans.

  37. Keep on keepin' on by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Please keep doing what you're doing. I had my graphing calculator stolen in high school, and was not happy about having to shell out the cash for a new one. I had a test later that day that required one, so I went to the head of the department and she reached into a box marked "graduated" and pulled one out. She put every found calculator that came her way into a box labelled with that year. Four years later she moved it into the graduated box, understanding that the student had since left and would not be claiming their lost property. She simply handed me one and said not to worry about it. A decade later I still use it.

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    I live in constant fear of the Coming of the Red Spiders.
    1. Re:Keep on keepin' on by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Please keep doing what you're doing. I had my graphing calculator stolen in high school, and was not happy about having to shell out the cash for a new one.

      One of these calculators may be your stolen goods. Keep that in mind when you suggest that he keep doing what hes doing...

      --
      "His name was James Damore."
    2. Re:Keep on keepin' on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...she reached into a box marked "graduated" and pulled one out.

      I would have expected that box to contain beakers. I guess that's one way to keep the calculators safe.

    3. Re:Keep on keepin' on by Archladon · · Score: 1

      now there's a great idea. i like it.

  38. Re:Give them away by CubicleZombie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Give away?

    Sell them. You're getting paid about 1/4 of what you're worth. Sell 'em.

    You could give them to needy students, each who can't afford one but still has a new Nintendo DS, of you could pocket some cash and take your significant-other out to dinner. If you ever get a night off from grading papers or writing lesson plans.

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    :wq
  39. Save a bunch by PPH · · Score: 1

    When you have enough, take them down to the calculator store and trade them for a good one that does RPN.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
    1. Re:Save a bunch by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Yeah! RPN forevah!

      *hoofbro*

    2. Re:Save a bunch by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      While RPN does have it's advantages, there's something to be said about being able to type in an equation exactly as it's written down on paper. For long equations it's a lot easier to verify that you actually typed it in right. Also, it's nice to be able to go back to the previous entire equation and edit it if you happened to have a small typo.

      --

      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
  40. What else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put some games on them. Or periodic table software. I love TI-83s, mostly because you can put your own software on it. Had some sort of a skating game on mine at one point. Also Tetris, Falldown, Snake, those pyramid puzzles for some reason...

  41. Cluster by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    A beowulf cluster of these could surely run that japanese AI that's so good at passing math tests. Once your school's test scores rise, the federal government will give you more money. Profit.

  42. All you socialists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    All you socialists could do with some help with your math too. You're always insisting that 2+2=4 and 1+1=2. But we conservative free thinkers know that 2+2 is really equal to 17. Don't listen to the lib'rul media!

    1. Re:All you socialists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the current math is so much better where 1 + 1 = -16,000,000,000,000.

    2. Re:All you socialists by Canazza · · Score: 1

      or where 0 - 1 = 4,294,967,295

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      It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for being subtle.
    3. Re:All you socialists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like hes still using a Pentium...

  43. keep loaning them out by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    or give them away to students who need them.

  44. Re:Give them away by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 5, Insightful
    How are they junk? A TI-83 can run for months on AAA batteries you can get at the dollar store, doesn't need constant software attention like upgrades, doesn't contain personal information and can't get trojaned or otherwise compromised.

    It turns on instantly, does what it's supposed to do correctly the same way each time, and turns off instantly. I have a TI-83 on my desk at all times. The user interface can't be beat either.

    --
    Mostly random stuff.
  45. What to do with old TI-83's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuke them from orbit - the only way to be sure

  46. Space! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering the Lunar Module on the Apollo missions had a computer with the equivalent power of a TI-83...the sky is literally the limit.

  47. Put on Bubble Bobble by Dwedit · · Score: 1

    Put on Bubble Bobble 83 for some 2P link game action.

  48. Assembly programming by rasmusbr · · Score: 2

    As a matter of objective fact, the nerdiest thing you can do with a TI-83 is to write assembly programs for it on your PC, send them to the calculator through the proprietary* cable (if you've got one) and run them. If you don't have time to do it then maybe you have a student who has time. Challenge your students to write a simple program that draws something on the screen!

    *It goes without saying that it would be nerdier if you built your own cable and used that.

    1. Re:Assembly programming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *It goes without saying that it would be nerdier if you built your own cable and used that.

      Then why are you saying it?

    2. Re:Assembly programming by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I take the cable I built myself, into my arduino based circuit, convert it to wifi, and send it to me neighbors PC as a virus. Then when he sends an email, it will launch the package to send it to my DMZ printer.
      Once a hacker tries to get into my system via that printer, it infects there system and gets into the 'viruses' they are launching.
      After which it gets sent to my spam filter as a Viagra add.

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    3. Re:Assembly programming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now be careful here. You have to pay for software that actually communicates with those calculators, as I found by painful experimentation. All the free options do is display what is on the screen. You have enough legal trouble with someone else's calculator - don't compound it by pirating TI's valuable software.

    4. Re:Assembly programming by KermMartian · · Score: 1

      That's only for TI's terrible new TI-Nspire calculators. The TI-83+ and TI-84+ series have the free TI-Connect software available.

  49. Calculator porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My friend used to draw some mad calculator porn using the draw program. Since you work with kids maybe porn isnt the best idea. Maybe a LOST sign across four calculators that you could hang. Or you could do math formulas and hang it in the classroom. You'd need external power sources. I'd second the comment to ask on boing boing or apartment therapy since slashdot users seem to not be very artistic based on the comments so far.

  50. They're calculators by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1
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    "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K
  51. Loan them to nerds-to-be by Sarten-X · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A story I've kept for years as inspiration. A hundred points to anyone who can find the source:

    One of the best parts of high school was when my math teacher took a spare TI-83 and let me use it exclusively for the whole semester, under specific terms: Do something awesome with it, and he'd let me skip my final.

    Three weeks later, I'd written a small text adventure. A few weeks after that, I had a trading game with a complex market. By the end of the year, I had turned that same trading game into a graphical one, where the goal was to sail around the world buying low and selling high. The more money you had, the more likely you were to be attacked, which also took place in stunning 1-bit color graphics. The game's actions were controlled through a menu system, which was also used to launch the game (as opposed to the various tools I'd written to do my homework for me).

    He was impressed, and I was inspired. When I started applying to colleges, I finally knew what major I wanted: computer science.

    Keep loaning out those calculators. A student might need one, and not even realize it.

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    You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
  52. Re:Give them away by MNNorske · · Score: 1

    I still use my TI-85 from my senior year of high school back in 1994-95. It still runs fantastically and is incredibly handy when I need to punch up numbers on something and don't want to fire up my computer. I've probably only changed the batteries in it about five times over the life of the device too. It just keeps going. When I look at the graphing calculators they put up for the back to school sales these days they don't look any more advanced than my trusty TI-85. Just a different plastic molding.

  53. Re:Give them away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse_Polish_notation#Hewlett-Packard

    Would argue that the interface on a TI83 can in fact be easily beaten ;)

  54. Re:Give them away by Verdatum · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Being Junk is debatable. What matters is they retail for $100 and up, and scores of high school math courses require them. My Algebra II class (in 1998) might as well have been retitled to "How to use your TI-83 calculator" Class tutorials often worked buttonpress by buttonpress. I lost 3 of them over the course of my high school career (two were stolen from my bookbag), and this was certainly no fun for my parents.

    Yes, I realize the older models sell for cheap on ebay. I purchased my 3rd this way and still have it (I suspect it was stolen too), but when you've got an assignment due tomorrow, and even if you get an extension from the teacher, you risk falling behind, so you often bite your lip and pay Best Buy prices.

    I wish they weren't so expensive. They shouldn't be. With the exception of some tiny crappy memory expansions, they haven't changed in like 20 years, yet the price tag has only gone up. I'd love to see some project like OLPC destroy this monopoly.

  55. Kindling by hattig · · Score: 1

    Actually, I am surprised at the lack of tablet/smartphone graphing applications that replicate and enhance the functionality provided by the dedicated graphing calculators.

    Loaning them out when needed seems a perfectly suitable solution to the problem. Maybe get them to write some games - that was popular back in the day.

    Or to draw the batman logo as an algorithm.

    1. Re:Kindling by geekoid · · Score: 1

      the advantage is that it's easier to type by feel with real buttons.

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    2. Re:Kindling by hattig · · Score: 1

      It's probably cheaper to get a low end tablet and a bluetooth keyboard than some of these graphing calculators however. And the tablet has so many other uses. A fully featured graphing and mathematical educational application for Android (with programming/scripting abilities) would be one part of making a fully featured educational tablet.

  56. Re:Give them away by davidbrit2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The user interface can't be beat either.

    Yes it can. See: HP 48GX/SX.

  57. Beowulf cluster by cultiv8 · · Score: 1

    Make your own cloud

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    sysadmins and parents of newborns get the same amount of sleep.
  58. Re:HdolCl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Goat.cx doesn't actually lead to anything shocking at all.
    Try goatse.ru instead.

  59. I think Our government could do withthem ! by SilverNerfer · · Score: 1

    I think that our Chancellor http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chancellor_of_the_Exchequer could do with a few !!

  60. Kids interested in PROGRAMMING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The TI-83 and especially the 84 are powerful easy to use and learn devices for programming.

    In highschool my algebra teacher actually went into loops, and the math text book had blurbs how to program and i taught myself BASIC that way. Youve got an 8x16 character lcd screen, OR something around 94x180 pixels you could directly address. ie collision detection in a 2d game.

    Hey developers, what if you had a pocket sized device you had to carry anyway that you could program on with 0 hurdles. I've passed my calculator down to my brother who used some of my programs as they were and learned from the rest to make his own.

    If this inspires you, get an 84 not an 83, its got a better screen, and isnt slow, its got twice the speed and storage. Both are bottlenecks on the 83.

    1. Re:Kids interested in PROGRAMMING! by KermMartian · · Score: 1

      Absolutely agreed. I just wrote a book on learning to program using graphing calculators as a springboard, entitled "Programming the TI-83 Plus/TI-84 Plus", which ironically ships from the bindery to stores today! I heartily recommend getting kids excited about programming with graphing calculators, and in thirteen years of volunteering my time to the community I've seen hundreds of users become calculator programmers and later engineers or software developers. Sidebar: the LCD is 96x64, or 96x120 on the TI-86.

  61. Re:Give them away by craigminah · · Score: 1

    It's interesting and disconcerting people can't figure anything out on their own and feel the need to ask for help online or Google answers. If the OP doesn't know what to do with found calculators yet the OP works in a school where students would benefit from these calculators, I think we're in trouble. Next time I'm sleepy or hungry and don't know what to do about it I'm going to post a /. article and ask everyone.

  62. Music clip by Lord+Lode · · Score: 1

    Create a clip of the song "I'm the operator with my pocket calculator".

  63. Obligatory XKCD by gameboyhippo · · Score: 1
  64. More than just arithmetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eventually, some of those calculators may stop working, Why not expand your pedagogical uses beyond the math/science classroom? Hand the old broken models off to a club like FIRST and let your students get some experience taking apart electronics- even among prospective engineering students, surprisingly few people ever get to do that as kids. Or hand some live calculators off and let your students learn programming.

    Helping students to avoid paying for wildly overpriced electronics is a noble goal, but remember that these devices have more classroom uses than just arithmetic.

  65. Re:Give them away by arth1 · · Score: 2

    With calculators, appearance is everything. Even small nicks and scratches will knock down the price to a tiny fraction, and because these were both forgotten by careless students and loaned out to others, it's fairly certain that they're not in great or even very good condition, and will lack manuals and boxes.
    So they'll be worth very little.

    Note: Certain models are rare, and can be worth more. If you have a HP-10C or TI-78 in the collection, you can get good offers, even if not in perfect condition. If you find a TI-88, we're talking thousands.

  66. Question by Dr.+Sheldon+Cooper · · Score: 1

    Why on Earth would anyone want to miss out on the shear joy of manually working through a maths problem by using a calculator?

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    Bazinga.
    1. Re:Question by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That exactly what the writer would have him say. Of course, they have no clue about geeks, nerds or smart people.
      At least the bringing in more character to show the nerds a 'real life' by using some of the stupidest joke on TC today. Oh, but they're 'nerds' so lets all laugh and pretend they aren't insulting us.

      I fucking hate that show.

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  67. Zilog Z80 by davydagger · · Score: 1

    You can try getting various zilog z80 based software to run on it
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zilog_Z80
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TI-83_series

    Oh, and keeping them as "loaners" for students who loose theirs or otherwise can't afford one would be awesome too. Times are tough.

  68. Re:Give them away by j-pimp · · Score: 2

    It's interesting and disconcerting people can't figure anything out on their own and feel the need to ask for help online or Google answers. If the OP doesn't know what to do with found calculators yet the OP works in a school where students would benefit from these calculators, I think we're in trouble. Next time I'm sleepy or hungry and don't know what to do about it I'm going to post a /. article and ask everyone.

    Perhaps its a matter of "whats the best course of action." He knows how to sell them. He knows how to give them away. He knows how to throw them out. He is looking for an out of the box solution, or third party moral justification for any of these actions.

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    --- Justin Dearing http://www.justaprogrammer.net/ We're just programmers.
  69. Re:Give them away by evenmoreconfused · · Score: 1

    A modern high-school math calculator that is solar-powered and can run rings around the previous generations costs around $15 in any fall back-to-school sale, and even less when they're clearing out their school supplies for the Halloween stuff. Both my high-school kids have several old ones (borrowed from teachers when their was forgotten, or lost and then refound after purchasing a replacement) knocking around in their drawers. I've offered them to their friends and friend's parents, but every one just offers me back their old stuff.

    Perfectly functional but unwanted electronics crap is everywhere these days: cell phones, DVD players, digital cameras, laptops, and high-school calculators will survive with the rats and cockroaches after we are long gone.

    --
    No. Well...maybe. Actually, yes. It really just depends.
  70. Use them in science experiments by robert+bitchin' · · Score: 1

    When I was in high school ages ago I used hacked calculators as programmable measuring instruments. If you crack them open and solder a pair of wires across the '=' key, you can attach those leads to momentary switches on your test subject. For one of them I used a reed switch mounted on a bicycle fork, attached a magnet to a spoke, and then typed in the circumference of the wheel as an addition: 0 + (circumference). When the wheel turns it just 'clicks' the equals key for every revolution thus becoming an accurate odometer. (The '=' key on most calculators repeat the last operation)

  71. Re:Give them away by samjam · · Score: 1

    Yes, 48SX was the best, and 48GX is the best.

    And yet, I sold my 48SX to buy some perfume for my girlfriend.

    It paid off, she's my wife for the past nearly 20 years!

  72. Re:Give them away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The user interface can't be beat either.

    It can be, and has been.
    Get an HP.

  73. What To Do With Found Calculators? by nimbius · · Score: 1

    Mathematics, of course!
    thank you, ill be here all weekend, tip your waitresses. try the fish.

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    Good people go to bed earlier.
  74. send me a TI-85 ;) by v1 · · Score: 1

    I loaned one out to my cousin and never saw it again. I remember writing games for that thing too... checkers, reversi, hex, nym, etc. fun little basic programming environment with pixel-level graphics. (not too speedy though) So atm I just use my old TI-35 for basic stuff.

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  75. Re:Give them away by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

    The fact that schools require their students to purchase these things never ceases to amaze me. Seriously? A highschool requiring $100+ purchases by students for a single class? A university sure, but a highschool should be providing the students with any materials that are required.

    Maybe it's because I grew up in a somewhat small university town with high income inequality (so the school district had enough money but a lot of poor students,) but for the few classes where we were actually required to have a graphing calculator (in a lot of the lower level classes they were banned) we were given one by the school for the year. No different than our textbooks or anything else -- they give you one at the beginning of the year and write down the serial number in case it gets lost/stolen (they apparently found, and retrieved, one from a pawn shop once from those serial numbers.)

    Hell, even for the lower level classes they usually had a couple TI-34s laying around for students who didn't have one -- though those were usually loaned out for the class period rather than an entire year.

  76. Re:Give them away by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

    Agreed. Bought it back in 1994 still my go to calculator today.

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  77. Re:Give them away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, you were totally upsold on that perfume deal.

  78. Re:Give them away by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 2

    It sounded to me like he was less interested in providing them to his students as a "calculator" and more interested in using them for either personal or classroom geeky type things. Things like integrating them into a robotics device.

    That said, I personally feel that the best use they could have would be in the hands of a child whose parents cannot afford to purchase a calculator.

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  79. Re:Give them away by CubicleZombie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Every student in my wife's 2nd grade class qualifies for the free and reduced lunch program, which puts them all at or below the poverty level. And they all seem to have Nintendo DS's.

    All I'm saying is, teachers need to stop using their personal resources in the classroom. As long as they're willing to give things to the students, the school system will continue to encourage them to do so. Let the parents figure out how to provide calculators for their children. That's not the teacher's responsibility.

    Your posts are insightful. You don't need to be an asshole.

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    :wq
  80. Re:Give them away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What dollar store sells TI-83s? They typically sell for around $100...

  81. Think like an archaeologist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In an era of smart-phones (and soon virtual reality glasses, brain implants, etc), specialized calculators are a window onto the past. Think like an archaeologist. Treat them as flint arrowheads of a long-gone civilization... Try to collect as much data as you can!

    Photograph them with a microscope. Jump around the electromagnetic spectrum. Search for fingerprints. (This should ideally be done as soon as you acquire a lost calculator, and you should always avoid contaminating it with your own biological residue.) A myriad of tiny details can be observed: scratches, chemical analysis of attached dirt, wearing out of button resistance, etc, etc, etc. Create a 3D model of the object, overlaying all of this metadata. Perhaps an autopsy would reveal interesting metadata to overlay over its electronic schematic. Perform all sorts of fun mathematical analysis about what you can ascertain about the "life" ("physical" and "mental") of each calculator, and what statistical projections can be made about their life in the wild. Which model gets sneezed on the most? Do oils from corn chips use exponents more often? What deductive theories would a 21st century Sherlock Holmes form from those patterns? Go nuts - within reason. And, needless to say - publish everything online.

    Then, if someone shows up to claim a lost calculator, dominance of fingerprints and/or DNA matching their body on the object in question would constitute reasonable circumstantial evidence. (For greater assurance, a waiting period may be prudent, in case there are any conflicting claims (ex. that the calculator was borrowed), but that might not be worth the inconvenience.)

    The human civilization is moving forward at an ever-accelerating rate. We will soon see the passing of the last generation of homos preiphonus. Future generations will know the daily Twitterbabble of today's 13-year-old girls, but they won't know much about the lives of her pre-digital parents. Unless we collect as much data as we can, many valuable insights into who we and our parents were may disappear down the memory hole forever!

    --libman

  82. Re:Give them away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reading comprehension fail.
    the *batteries* come from a dollar store.

  83. Sell and put cash into savings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sell the calculators as they are losing value being obsolete. Put the cash you make into a long term investment account. If they owners never claim, you make money. If they come back for them they will be ever thankful - and you could sell the story, too.

  84. Re:Give them away by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I need to apologies for the second have of that post. Much to my surprise the ti-85 still goes for 20 bucks used.
    Shocking, really. I get more accurate results with a better interface on my phone.

    As a former needy person, I still think you are an ass for your assumption about needy people.

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  85. Re:Give them away by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

    The good news is a used 48SX won't cost you much these days! The 48GX, on the other hand...

  86. Sing along to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would suggest singing 'Pocket Calculator' by Kraftwerk. For those unfamiliar with the song, one of the key lines is "I'm the operator with my pocket calculator" along with catchy lyrics such as "I am adding ... and subtracting".

  87. More importantly by Dynetrekk · · Score: 2
    Quit using them in your teaching. Graphing calculators are the work of the devil. Kids spend a lot of energy learning something that is obsolete when outside schools, spend money on an overprised product (you can get a much more powerful netbook for the same price, ~ish), and wind up not learning how to do math by hand. That way, you'll stop finding old ones, too.

    Oh, and obigatory xkcd.

  88. Re:Give them away by Wilf_Brim · · Score: 2

    For those few /.ers unaware: http://www.hpmuseum.org/hp48s.htm

  89. Re:Give them away by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Nobody poor should ever get to enjoy themselves."

    Look, I understand prioroty spending and budgeting, but you have to look at the costs and the humanitarian factor here.

    A DS will cost what, $150? Maybe it's a birthday present. I know that a fair number of the families at my kids' school don't get breakfast every day, and at Gift Day time, it gets worse. Why? The families can afford food and clothing to get by, but then when you add in $X for presents, it doesn't work out so well. That's where hampers can come in. They don't have to splurge on the food for the feast, it takes the pressure off the food bill for a couple of weeks, and suddenly they've got a couple hundred for presents.

    Maybe the kid's got a paper route and works their butt off to pay their phone bill / buy DS games. I had a paper route when I was a kid.

    Now, let's look at the cost of lunches. It's going to run, let's say, $2.50 for a lunch for the kids. If the parents are below the poverty level (which you would if you're making min. wage) that lets you take that $2.50 a day and spend it on other things. Clothes. Bling. That's about 3 months worth of subsidized lunches for a DS. (I know, you're all like "THATS MY TAX MONEY I DONT USE GOVT MONEY AT ALL" when you're drinking EPA-approved water, driving on DOT roads approved by a PE, in a car regulated by the NHTSA, and all while you're protected by the police, fire department, and military. But other than that, no tax dollars, right?)

    And bling is fucking important when you're in high school.

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  90. Donate them by wiedzmin · · Score: 1

    Donate them to some poor schools in a third world country.

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  91. Re:Give them away by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    If someone wants it..give it to them. Otherwise....toss it in the trash.

    That's what curbside garbage is for.....

    Curiously, about 80% of the time, if I set an old computer or monitor (even old big CRTs) out on top of the trash cans...someone usually gets them long before the trash men come early the next morning...I call it "New Orleans Recycling".

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  92. classroom supplies by sylvandb · · Score: 1

    Keep the best of them for lending as needed.

    The teachers I know all have a list of things they need in their classroom that they are trying to acquire. So sell the rest and use the proceeds for those classroom needs that you would otherwise have to buy yourself, fight for, or do without.

  93. Re:Give them away by RealGene · · Score: 4, Interesting

    TI holds a monopoly thanks to their sole approval with Educational Testing Service for use on the ACT and SAT exams.
    Any calculator would be fine, TI and ETS would have you believe that anything else would be a cheating device.
    That's why they go to such ridiculous lengths to make them difficult to hack (encrypted loaders, secret keys, etc).

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  94. Re:Give them away by ameline · · Score: 2

    I still thing the 15C was the best calculator ever made -- with the added numerical excellence from the god of FP math William Kahan.

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  95. Re:Give them away by ameline · · Score: 1

    c/thing/think/ -- damn typos!

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  96. Re:Give them away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe make a prize out of it?

    Make a prize fight out of it. Sure to be much more entertaining.

  97. Re:Give them away by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1

    Ah I don't want to start a holy war about that... I meant more along the lines of the actual buttons, how they're laid out and what they feel like, etc. As for old HP calculators, don't some of them have a bizarre tendency to drain batteries quickly because of some short in the keyboard membrane? I might be wrong but a guy at work brought in his old HP that killed its batteries in a few days.

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  98. The TI nSPIRE are worse... by MindPrison · · Score: 1

    I just bought an TI nSpire in a thrift shop in USA on my vacation, with the accompanying software and all. ...when I came home to start using it, the software told me that the registration no# had already been used, and isn't valid for use anymore. So no Updating my TI :(

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  99. It's almost Oct 31 by MitchDev · · Score: 1

    Hand them out to "Trick-or-treater"s...

  100. Re:Give them away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And bling is fucking important when you're in high school.

    It is? Only if you're a superficial moron or want to fit in with superficial morons. Hopefully it's the latter and not the former.

  101. graphing calculators, why in my day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    durn kids with their fancy graphing calculators showing plotted functions on a screen! In my day we used our Slide Rules to record cartesian pairs and plotted the points on graph paper (which we drew our own X and Y axis and put in the divisions, yup #2 pencil, not a fancy mechanical nosirree!)
    Yup takes the fun out of computing a function by hand, and seeing where it ends up on your paper graph...

    I miss my slide rule

    1. Re:graphing calculators, why in my day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many teachers would allow the use of the calculator to verify a worked-through answer, but not to do the working through itself.

      However many students would do it the other way round, and work towards an answer that would fit the graph.

  102. Swap them for Raspbery Pis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wouldn't be as wrong to sell them if you used the money to buy a bunch of Raspberry Pi units instead. You'd get a better, more educational product, and the per unit cost is actually less than for those antiquated calculators.

  103. Sorry your school sucks? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 0

    Sounds like you are being taught by a bunch of old fossils who have no idea how things are done these days. So you are wasting your time doing menial math tasks that could and should be automated by a calculator or Matlab, which of course slows the rate that you can learn the important stuff.

    Here we use Matlab everywhere, the associate department head posted some great videos on how to do inverse Laplace transforms using your TI-89 to greatly accelerate the process, and so on.

    1. Re:Sorry your school sucks? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Professionals use professional equipment like MATLAB or Solidworks. I know, it's not 1851 Moby Dick, we use computers for this shit now. But you have to know HOW to use it, and when.

      Best practices in Engineering are to use two computers and two different programs (if possible, using two different architectures and OSes). You then check to see if your first-order approximation was about the same.

      So your hand calculations give you a rough idea, then the computers will give you the precision. You then round up to the next size. Otherwise you get things like Cave-On-Foods. Computers give you the exact answer to the question you asked, which isn't always the question you MEANT to ask.

      That's explained in the last half of your last year.

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  104. Not always the right thingRe:Doing the right thing by Schwhat · · Score: 1

    The smart thing is to have the school sell them at a discounted rate (but they need to be qualified like if they are in the reduced/free lunch program) and have the profits go to the school fund. I agree that giving it away to kids by stating they only qualify because they are needy isn't enough. There is no easy criteria to put it into the needy versus the greedy. There are plenty of people out there who have no real sense of money. It could be a family that could be living paycheck to paycheck but have $150,000 a year income; or it could be a poor family on welfare somehow has an ipad, iphone and nintendo ds. We don't need to baby people, we need them to be smarter with their money. If a calculator screws up their future by not having them give them away calculator, then so be it. Babying the kids just shows that it is ok to be spending their money without investing in the future. While my solution isn't perfect, it's better than raising another generation to be unwise with their money.

  105. Poll your classes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you tried polling your classes for ideas on nerd-worthy endeavours for the calculators? You might be surprised by what they come up with.

  106. Re:Give them away by skelly33 · · Score: 0

    That's OK - nobody knows what a "fuck twad" is anyway. If one can't express themselves without insulting someone else and/or resorting to profanity for lack of any appropriate alternative, then it is likely that one hasn't much to contribute after all. Have a great day!

  107. Re:Give them away by tilante · · Score: 4, Informative

    $150? That'd be a 3DS. A new DS is $100 from Best Buy. $70 if you get a refurbished one. Go down to GameStop, and you can get a used one for even less. Hit a pawn shop or ebay, and you can go even lower. I'd be willing to bet that Goodwill and similar places have some for sale fairly cheaply as well.

    And don't forget, even the poor have relatives. Mom & Dad may be too proud to take money from their parents or siblings, but you can bet the kids won't mind getting a shiny new electronic toy for a birthday or Christmas from their aunt, uncle, or grandparent. And going back to the used bit above, a lot of younger kids get consoles and such as hand-me-downs from an older brother or sister in high school or college... who may have bought it with their own money, from their own job.

    My family wasn't poverty-level poor when I was a kid, but we were poor... and quite a few of the nicer toys that I got came from my oldest brother, who went into the Navy right out of high school, and was flush with cash for a few years, until he decided to move off-base.

  108. Re:Give them away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My high school classes "required" such calculators, but had full class sets for use during class, and tried to make sure most work with them could be done during school hours. Whether or not the students actually got the work done in class, or refused to stop by for 5 minutes outside of class determined if they actually needed to own one.

  109. oh this is easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Q;" What is the best use for bunch of old calculators?"
    A;"use 'em to solve old equations."

  110. Entrepreneur by StankAsPoe · · Score: 1

    ti83boobi.es is free. Post one a day.

  111. Input mechanism lacking??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I personally love the calculator input method (mostly)!

    In fact, I use SAGE and OCTAVE (sometimes MATLAB) fairly regularly and would love to figure out how to either interface a TI-89-esq calculator to act as an input device or remap the keys (and I assume create macros?) to function similarly. I know some things are easier to type out (depending on what exactly you're doing), but being a relative novice (and so using basic functions and lots of actual numbers all the time) it'd be nice to have a number pad that was near a collection of buttons where each one was, e.g., cosine, sin, log, e^(, common variables, etc. Typing out "cos" or "exp()" etc. every time is really labor intensive and prone to mistakes.

    Anyway, I looked for such a way of doing things and haven't found any; I also know nothing about setting up a custom keyboard with macros and having it interface with SAGE (though I do know how to switch to the dvorak keyboard and can change my hot-keys :-P )
    So my idea, then, is to use them to build interface devices for mathematical computer programs!!! (then send me on; my name is Anonymous Coward)

  112. Re:Not always the right thingRe:Doing the right th by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2

    There is no easy criteria to put it into the needy versus the greedy. There are plenty of people out there who have no real sense of money. It could be a family that could be living paycheck to paycheck but have $150,000 a year income; or it could be a poor family on welfare somehow has an ipad, iphone and nintendo ds. We don't need to baby people, we need them to be smarter with their money.

    Spoken like a true naive right-wing American who wants desperately to believe that poverty is the result of some moral failing on the part of the poor, and therefore can never touch them or their loved ones.

    Sorry, but the world doesn't work that way.

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  113. TICloud by andy_from_nc · · Score: 1

    When I was in school people made their own games and things with them. Now, create your own cloud computing platform which uses its CPU for calculations.. With enough of them you might be able to equal the power of a modern cell phone or wristwatch ;-)

  114. Re:Give them away by Hatta · · Score: 2

    Every student in my wife's 2nd grade class qualifies for the free and reduced lunch program, which puts them all at or below the poverty level. And they all seem to have Nintendo DS's.

    So all we really need is a graphic calculator cartridge for the DS.

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  115. Can they run Crysis? by pyneiii · · Score: 2

    All kidding aside, like (mostly) everyone else, I recommend either holding on to them to use as loaners in the classroom, or give them away. Try to remember if you were in a situation (temporarily or even long term) where you didn't have a calculator for whatever reason in class (especially as a kid). Wouldn't this have made you feel better?

  116. Re:Give them away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holy shit, massive reading comprehension fail. I now hang my head in shame.

  117. Re:Not always the right thingRe:Doing the right th by Schwhat · · Score: 1

    How is giving it away to every Joe and Sally going to accomplish anything? I had to get a TI-82 for my classes in high school back in the day, but I was told by my father if I got one; then I need to give up getting any video game for my birthday. I got my TI-82 and gave up a SNES game (cost about the same). So you're telling me I should have expected a teacher and demand them to give me a $70-80 calculator so I can get a video game as a birthday present? World works more twisted than what most people are proposing. Last time I checked, TI calculators make it faster to do the graphing but aren't necessary. And the majority of kids would opt for a video game over the calculator. If the kid was good at math a TI calculator wouldn't make a huge difference. My suggested solution is to sell them at a low reduced price for those who qualify and take the profits into school budget. So what is your solution? Give it away randomly to the poor and only have an extreme minority will benefit (because a TI calculator isn't going to make them pro at mathematics).

  118. Re:Give them away by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I could have never afforded a TI graphing calculator in high school, and it was required for Calculus, so the school gave them out akin to a text book. You had your serial number recorded and if you lost it, you didn't graduate until you paid for it. The things I was able to learn and do punching on that thing day in and out were infinitely valuable. I was even able to sign out a second one so that I didn't have to purge the programs I made for class. If there is such an excess, giving them to people who really can use them is a great idea

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  119. Re:Give them away by noh8rz10 · · Score: 2

    imagine a beowulf cluster of calculators! fwiw I still use my ti-92, 15 years later.

  120. Beowolf Cluster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for Math calculations of course!

  121. How quaint! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Calculators, so 20th century, like typewriters, wrist watches, polaroid cameras and POTS telephones.

    Seriously, what would you need a calculator for? Your cheapo phone has enough arithmetic capability for high school needs. If you need to learn graphing, you plot it by hand.

    1. Re:How quaint! by eliphalet · · Score: 1

      Or your not so cheap phone has an app for that.

  122. Re:Give them away by Zordak · · Score: 2

    My 48G still sits within arm's reach. And I'm a lawyer now, so I mostly just use it for simple arithmetic these days. Totally unbeatable. (Though every time I look at it, I curse Carly Fiorina.)

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  123. Giant LCD Display by FilmedInNoir · · Score: 1

    Take all the the little LCD displays and make a giant LCD B&W TV with them.
    Do you have tiny child-like hands and a soldering gun?

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  124. Re:Give them away by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 2

    So all we really need is a graphic calculator cartridge for the DS.

    Done, over half a decade ago. http://blog.davr.org/2006/10/15/ds85-release-2/

    You do need a flash cart, though. But those are cheap these days.

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  125. Re:Give them away by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    That's sort of what I was thinking. The best use is to let people who need to use one and do not have one use it. Texas Instruments pretty much shut down most of the modding communities over the calcs but even if they do exist, I'm not sure you could do anything more useful or cool then helping someone finish their education.

    I think that really is the question being asked even if it isn't known it was being asked. Is there a use for the calcs more cool or useful then helping students get through or finish parts of their education. There is no right or wrong answer to that I guess, but I would have to think long and hard about any alternatives before I signed off my opinion in support of an alternative.

  126. MIDI Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    middle C is 440 hz, and with a bunch of them you can write all the parts to a sheet of music.
    A friend of mine in highschool wrote 6 or 8 parts of Cortez and played them on our HP48sx's
    now that's nerd points.

  127. Play Tetris, of course. by Kaptain+Kruton · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anyone else remember playing games on the graphing calculators?

  128. Social Camouflage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hold one up to your ear to talk to yourself in public without scrutiny. Unless you would rather pretend to be using bluetooth.

  129. Be a hero to a college student and... by NumenMaster · · Score: 1

    Be a hero to a college student and raffle them off to college students at the beginning of semester and donate the cash to AAAS or something. My $0.03.

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  130. Re:Give them away by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2

    Give away?

    Sell them. You're getting paid about 1/4 of what you're worth. Sell 'em.

    You could give them to needy students, each who can't afford one but still has a new Nintendo DS, of you could pocket some cash and take your significant-other out to dinner. If you ever get a night off from grading papers or writing lesson plans.

    Whatever floats your boat...

    I gave away a ton of my stuff last week... not because it had no resale value, but just because it's just petty and beneath me to grub around after chump change for it.

    I never sell anything... I give it away, or throw it away. I think people who actually take the time to sell their used crap are kind of pathetic, really. Just give it to someone who needs it and get on with your life.

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  131. Re:Give them away by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Best idea so far. The TI-83 is a good enough graphing calculator for most. I can't imagine the sticker shock parents in low income homes get when their kid says we need a $100+ calculator. Also how many kids are avoiding higher level math because their household can't afford a calculator? Also the used market for graphing calculators dries up at the beginning of the school year.

    I was on a field trip school field trip(winter) and one immigrant kid was crying he was so cold. I loaned him my oversized gloves and hat that day and gave the principal some high-tech gloves and hat to give to the kid the next day. There is no way that kid is getting a graphing calculator out of his parents.

    I ask my kids if any of their classmates need a computer as I often end up with an older computer every few months. Again critical for homework but unaffordable in many homes.

    We slashdotters probably look at things like the raspberry pi as a toy for some cool robot project but personally I suspect that one of the biggest impacts they will have will be a small number of industrious kids who make them their home computer and then are able to get ahead educationally.

    So to the OP, you have a pile of life changing resources there; so go change some lives.

  132. Re:Give them away by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

    I think your comment about Nintendo's is shallow and missplaced. You have a situation with those who are trying to make ends meet, working multiple jobs, and both spouses working, Nintendo might be the only babysitter they can afford.

    Also teachers who are invested in making sure your kids have the best education they can have so they have the chance a the american dream and invest their own money in that effort (for your kids, not them) from their meger salaries are the real Americans that are fundementally supporting the American dream. It would be better long range thinking to fund our kids education over say, supplying high tech airplanes and drones to go off and rain terror on some other country.

      We have our priorities wrong on a Federal level.

    Those teachers should be applauded for that activity not told to let the kids and their parent figure it out for themselves. That would get us more into those families that can afford the calculators and those that can't. Isn't it better to have an even playing field for at least the time the kids are in school?

  133. Re:Give them away by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

    People will decide whether to be your friend or not based on the first impression you give. We're all superficial morons.

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  134. Give them to students by brickmack · · Score: 1

    Sell them cheaply (or give them away, but then you dont make any money) to students that cant afford them. Those things are pretty expensive, particularly for low income students, even if you sell them for 20 dollars or so (still a full profit, since you didnt buy them), its still much more affordable than buying full price. The only way I was ever able to get one (Im a sophmore in high school right now) was being lucky enough to find a Ti84 someone left in math. Or have the kids interested in electronics and such come in after school or something and let them see what they can come up with (may lead to broken calculators from failed attempts at who knows what). Same could be done with broken ones probably.

  135. Re:Give them away by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

    Better interface I'll buy, but more accurate? Are you saying the TI-85 and similar model calculators don't give correct answers?

  136. Check the rules first by Jim+Hall · · Score: 1

    Agree, check the rules first. You don't want to get fired for doing the wrong thing. My understanding of lost property is that for values above a certain dollar amount, you need to return it or make reasonable assurances of being able to return it. (For items of low/no dollar value, I understand it is considered de minimis - but the TI-83 sells new for about $100, which I don't consider de minimis.) You said you "would feel wrong for selling them" so you seem to know there's an issue of proper ownership here.

    I understand wanting to do something nerd-worthy with this old gear. And I'd bet that no one will come looking for them again anyway. But the right thing to do here is to hand them over to authorities. Start with your school administration, probably your campus police (if you have one) or whatever department seems connected with legal issues. Let them tell you what to do next.

    Maybe you'll be lucky and they'll come back with "we don't consider this to be valuable property, do what you want". In that case, you can do nerd-worthy things with them, or donate them, or sell them. But you'll have someone in authority giving you permission to do so.

    More likely is they'll take them and store them somewhere, and you'll never see them again. Which is too bad, but it's still the right thing to do.

  137. Re:Give them away by CubicleZombie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is truly admirable that teachers will spend their own salary on supplies, but they need to stop doing it. The school board will eventually make up the difference, but will be happy to let them dip into their own pockets until then. I also think they need to go home every day at 5PM and leave their work behind, unless there's overtime pay (some states do, most don't).

    Lets say your company sent you to install some software at a client site, but you have to supply the server. Would you do it? Maybe you would, if you were passionate enough about your job. Would your boss expect it the next time? Oh yeah.

    And in regards to the federal level comment, school shouldn't be part of the Federal Government at all. Lets keep the taxes, the revenue, and the expenditure at the local level. Then, if you have a problem with the way schools are run, you can take it up with the county. Unless, that is, you prefer things like No Child Left Behind.

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  138. Re:Give them away by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 2

    I set an old computer or monitor (even old big CRTs) out on top of the trash cans...someone usually gets them long before the trash men come early the next morning...I call it "New Orleans Recycling"

    When I bought my house I decided to not move all the computer trash I had hanging around my old apartment. I discovered that I had 15 computers I had no use for. I dropped them all, 2 or 3 at a time, next to the dumpster. Each time by the next morning they were gone.

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  139. Most nerdworthy of all. by hduff · · Score: 1
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  140. Send any HP-16C calculators you find to me by boddhisatva · · Score: 1

    I miss just holding it.

  141. Re:Give them away by leighklotz · · Score: 2

    nobody gets it anymore...you have to say hadoop cluster now.

  142. Re:Give them away by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

    A modern high-school math calculator that is solar-powered and can run rings around the previous generations costs around $15 in any fall back-to-school sale, and even less when they're clearing out their school supplies for the Halloween stuff. Both my high-school kids have several old ones (borrowed from teachers when their was forgotten, or lost and then refound after purchasing a replacement) knocking around in their drawers. I've offered them to their friends and friend's parents, but every one just offers me back their old stuff.

    If you only need a basic calculator then yes that is true.

    If you need one that can perform programmed functions like Mathematica, MatLab, etc. (typical for most engineering, computer, and mathematical theory students) then a TI-83 or similar is priceless.
    If you need one that can do Reverse Polish Notation (typical of accounting students), then a TI-85 or similar is priceless.
    If you need to have one that can help build integrals or derivaties quickly, then a TI-92 or similar is priceless.

    There's a reason that most Pre-calculus and Calculus (and sometimes Geometry/Trigonometry) classes require a TI-83/TI-85 or similar calculators; and often the books have instructions on how to use them for the various tasks.

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  143. Re:Give them away by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

    The fact that schools require their students to purchase these things never ceases to amaze me. Seriously? A highschool requiring $100+ purchases by students for a single class? A university sure, but a highschool should be providing the students with any materials that are required.

    The only high school classes that typically require those calculators are ones where they assume you are on a college track (e.g. Pre-Calculus, Calculus, Physics) - e.g. there is 99% chance you're going to do post high school studies requiring those same calculators. They also usually have them around for exam time - some times requiring you use the ones they hand out so as not to have anything extra programmed in.

    Algebra II (matrix mathematics), Trigonometry, and Geometry may recommend you have them, but shouldn't require them. However, those courses are typically requirements for Physics, Pre-Calc, and Calc - again, you're on a college track.

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  144. Re:Give them away by excelsior_gr · · Score: 1

    but when you've got an assignment due tomorrow, and even if you get an extension from the teacher, you risk falling behind

    Ridiculous. A graphing calculator does nothing that can't be done using graphing paper and trigonometry tables by an willing student. I dare say, being forced to learn how to do it "the hard way" (and there is no better motivation than a late assignment) might raise your intelligence a bit too!

    Now, at work, I can't move a finger without my computer. But at school we had no calculators (they weren't needed, because we focused on the more interesting bits, the number crunching did not fit in our attention span). I bought my first (scientific, but not graphing, a cheapo CASIO) calculator for 30 euros upon entering university and started playing with bootleg versions of Excel around that time too. The damn thing still works and use it sometimes at work, and I haven't even swapped the battery yet.

  145. I want to something more nerd-worthy with them... by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

    Isn't there a Linux distro for them?

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  146. If Only by fsck1nhippies · · Score: 1

    How about a beowulf cluster? It should have about as much power as a Keurig.

  147. Re:Give them away by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

        I happen to live in an area that is pretty good for Craigslist usage.. I just post an ad in the free section, and whatever I put out will be gone in about an hour. :)

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  148. Calculators were prohibited in Physics or AP Chem. by tlambert · · Score: 1

    If you wanted a calculating device, you bought a slide rule. You can still buy new-in-box Pickett's today.

    The intent of the teacher was that if we didn't know how to do the math by hand, then having a calculator would just make us unable to do it by hand in the future.

  149. Re:Give them away by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

    Yea, that's the way our highschool was, but we still had students who couldn't afford them -- they were going to college on scholarships and financial aid. One of my best friends in highschool was among them -- single parent who I believe was living entirely off disability with three kids.

    As for using them in college -- I graduated from Penn State a couple months ago, and I don't recall having a single math class that would have even _permitted_ a graphing calculator, let alone require one. I certainly never purchased one -- and never felt I needed to. And I took a couple of extra 400-level math courses that weren't required for my major. Hell, I don't think we were even permitted something as simple as a TI-34 in the exams. The classes were designed to teach you math, and evaluate how well you were able to do that math -- not teach and evaluate how well you could use a calculator.

  150. Tetris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many tetri concurrently

  151. they're both guilty by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    So, FYI, it's not the Republicans who are standing in the way of a Federal Budget over the last few years.

    The democrats are cowards who are unwilling to put out a budget that reflects what they want, and have a discussion on it.

    The republicans are thoroughly entrenched in their ideology and unwilling to negotiate on anything, which makes it pointless for the democrats to propose a budget or try to negotiate a republican-proposed budget.

    So if you are trying to claim that the republicans are somehow without blame in the situation, you are dead fucking wrong. If you want to say instead that they do not own 100% of the blame, there is some truth to that argument.

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    1. Re:they're both guilty by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      So, FYI, it's not the Republicans who are standing in the way of a Federal Budget over the last few years.

      The democrats are cowards who are unwilling to put out a budget that reflects what they want, and have a discussion on it.

      Agreed.

      The republicans are thoroughly entrenched in their ideology and unwilling to negotiate on anything, which makes it pointless for the democrats to propose a budget or try to negotiate a republican-proposed budget.

      The Republicans are more sticking to their grounds based on the 2010 election cycle in which their electorate wanted them to do so.

      So if you are trying to claim that the republicans are somehow without blame in the situation, you are dead fucking wrong. If you want to say instead that they do not own 100% of the blame, there is some truth to that argument.

      No, I'm not saying that the Republicans are without blame - only pointing out that they have actually done more in terms of budgets then the Democrats.

      Typically the House and Senate would each pass a budget, and then if they don't agree do a reconciliation. However, the Senate hasn't passed anything for the reconciliation step to even kick in. But as you said, the Democrats want to hide the costs of what they wanted done in legislation (e.g. ObamaCare), so they're really not interested in passing a budget.

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    2. Re:they're both guilty by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      The Republicans are more sticking to their grounds based on the 2010 election cycle in which their electorate wanted them to do so.

      I presume you are referring to house republicans here, and not just republicans in general, as the senate republicans have been pretty well absent from the budget process. That said, the house does not represent all Americans, rather each representative is supposed to represent their own constituents. So whether or not what they are doing is what "their electorate wanted them to do" is a matter open to discussion. Not many people vote for representation to prevent passing of legislation and to avoid compromise at all costs.

      No, I'm not saying that the Republicans are without blame

      Really? Your own message suggests you believe otherwise.

      only pointing out that they have actually done more in terms of budgets then the Democrats.

      That is also a matter open for discussion. Sure, they proposed a budget. However they have also plainly declared multiple times that they are not interested in any changes to it in any shape or form. This is not a good way to try for any sort of consensus within an elected body.

      Typically the House and Senate would each pass a budget, and then if they don't agree do a reconciliation.

      That part is correct.

      However, the Senate hasn't passed anything for the reconciliation step to even kick in

      What would be the point? The house GOP have stated repeatedly that they have no interest in reconciliation anyways. Why even try to hold a meeting with someone who is less flexible than Mount McKinley? The republicans have completely dug in their heels and demonstrated that they will not, under any circumstances, compromise. That has been their strategy for some time now.

      But as you said, the Democrats want to hide the costs of what they wanted done

      No, I did not say that. I never suggested they want to hide anything. Nor is there any proof of such a thing. You are inserting that notion to protect the hard line GOP who are refusing to allow anything resembling a compromise to even be considered.

      (e.g. ObamaCare)

      This has nothing to do with the massive health insurance company bailout that your conservative friends wrote and passed off to the vote without ample time for revision. The budget for it has been written and reviewed and does not require additional funds. Just because fox news tells you otherwise doesn't make it so.

      so they're really not interested in passing a budget.

      Funny, earlier you said that you are

      not saying that the Republicans are without blame

      Yet here you just went and placed all the blame on the democrats. Or are you doing some fancy math where 110% of the blame goes to the democrats and then some other imaginary (or negative, but still counted) fraction goes to the republicans?

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    3. Re:they're both guilty by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

      But as you said, the Democrats want to hide the costs of what they wanted done

      No, I did not say that. I never suggested they want to hide anything. Nor is there any proof of such a thing.

      To quote your earlier post:

      The democrats are cowards who are unwilling to put out a budget that reflects what they want

      Infers they want to hide something.

      (e.g. ObamaCare)

      This has nothing to do with the massive health insurance company bailout that your conservative friends wrote and passed off to the vote without ample time for revision. The budget for it has been written and reviewed and does not require additional funds. Just because fox news tells you otherwise doesn't make it so.

      Notice the timeline of when the Democrats stopped the budgetary process. It has nothing to do with what commentators say, only the actions of the President and the Democrats - in both houses.

      so they're really not interested in passing a budget.

      Funny, earlier you said that you are

      I never said the Democrats were interested in actually passing a budget. They should be - they're required to by law; but they're not.

      not saying that the Republicans are without blame

      Yet here you just went and placed all the blame on the democrats. Or are you doing some fancy math where 110% of the blame goes to the democrats and then some other imaginary (or negative, but still counted) fraction goes to the republicans?

      The Republicans have their share of the blame; but would place the majority of the blame on the Democrats, especially President Obama for not trying to work with the two houses to bring a budget together and for extreme partisan politics. Reagan, both Bushes, and Clinton all did a good deal of working with both parties, negotiating, etc. Yet here we are with a President and Senate majority leader who want nothing but partisan politics.

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  152. Send them to another school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Send them to another school or classroom that doesn't have enough calculators.

  153. Re:Give them away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, this should have gone to the second or third page. Definitely not the front page.

  154. Re:Give them away by bogjobber · · Score: 1

    Everything you said is true, sort of. I went to a school that had piss poor administration and I would say about 90% of the teachers put in the bare minimum of work. The other 10% went above and beyond like coming up with interesting lesson plans and buying stuff out of pocket to make memorable projects. Those teachers definitely weren't working a standard 8-5. And guess which ones taught me the most?

    It's hard to take a stand to make a political change when you know that it will affect children negatively and might not be effective in the long-term. Just look at all the crap the Chicago teacher's union is taking in certain parts of the media and political system. It's very, very difficult to affect positive change in the education system, and the easiest way for an individual teacher who wants to encourage something other than mediocrity is to do it themselves, rather than wait for the politicians and administrators to help them out.

  155. Re:Give them away by twistedcubic · · Score: 1

    Great post! I have to add one thing, though. You don't need a calculator for higher math. I've taken over 30 college math classes, and the only time I used a calculator was in statistics. The calculator cost around $10.

  156. Re:Give them away by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

    Yea, that's the way our highschool was, but we still had students who couldn't afford them -- they were going to college on scholarships and financial aid. One of my best friends in highschool was among them -- single parent who I believe was living entirely off disability with three kids.

    As for using them in college -- I graduated from Penn State a couple months ago, and I don't recall having a single math class that would have even _permitted_ a graphing calculator, let alone require one. I certainly never purchased one -- and never felt I needed to. And I took a couple of extra 400-level math courses that weren't required for my major. Hell, I don't think we were even permitted something as simple as a TI-34 in the exams. The classes were designed to teach you math, and evaluate how well you were able to do that math -- not teach and evaluate how well you could use a calculator.

    Calculus I & II typically requires a graphing calculator. That said, there are times when they may forbid their use as they want to make sure you can actually do the work; and they may provide calculators for tests too. Physics is another. Now, not every major requires those classes. As a CS student, I had to have Calculus I & II, and we were required to have one.

    That said, policy changes from school to school, and some schools may try to teach without them while others will try to make sure you can do the work without them but allow them for convenience, and others may rely solely on them.

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  157. Re:Give them away by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

    Calculus I & II typically requires a graphing calculator. That said, there are times when they may forbid their use as they want to make sure you can actually do the work; and they may provide calculators for tests too. Physics is another. Now, not every major requires those classes. As a CS student, I had to have Calculus I & II, and we were required to have one.

    That said, policy changes from school to school, and some schools may try to teach without them while others will try to make sure you can do the work without them but allow them for convenience, and others may rely solely on them.

    I was a CS student as well. I was required to take Calculus I, II, and III (as well as plenty of other math classes; also took a couple non-required 400 levels) as well as two physics courses (Mechanics and Electricity & Magnetism) and while we were permitted a graphing calculator in class and for homework (or a computer, or phone, or anything else...), I don't recall seeing many students using one. As I said, I never had one (though I did occasionally use Maxima for homework; great software) But they were NEVER permitted on exams. Physics classes would usually let you use a TI-34 or something for exams if you REALLY felt better having it (they made a point of stressing no calculators should be needed; I never used one) but math exams were usually nothing but paper and pencil. And maybe notes for some profs.

  158. Re:Give them away by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

    That would be a school by school or class by class issue. Sort of like how geometry sets are on every supply list but rarely used. There are certainly teachers who not only will say to pull out your graphing calcs but have a limited set of allowable units; often these units are TI-83 TI-84 and sometimes for more advanced things the TI-89.

  159. Re:Give them away by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I only buy new cars and houses - and when I'm done with them, I just give them away. Selling used items is pathetic.

  160. This kind of sounds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...like Zaphod Beeblebrox's 'used Biro business'.

  161. Give mine back! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I lost one of those years ago when they worth a lot of money. No one spent anytime trying to get mine back to me. NOW GIVE IT BACK!

  162. Re:Give them away by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

    The point being that teachers are committed to their work (at least a good portion) but the idea that the school board will make up the difference isn't realistic without grass roots support and pressure. The trouble with your attitude of, teachers should stop buying supplies and go home at 5pm ignores the central first principle here of teaching the kids. That is tantamount to Rommey's statement the GM should just go bankrupt, jobs and lives and families and kids be damned.

    As to the Federal govt involvement, absolutely!, just like insurance companies sharing risk across populations, sharing costs across population enables a more even education across all types of counties and local jurisdictions. I think we have a responsibility to have as even a educational playing field so our country can be a meritocracy not an aristocracy (which is where we are heading). We need to be a democracy not an oligarchy Leaving it to local counties and you better not be born in Appalachia, or rural Mississippi.