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Apple Acknowledges iPhone 5 Camera Flaw

An anonymous reader writes "Many iPhone 5 users are complaining that its camera is adding a purple flare to their photos. Speculation is that it's caused by the new sapphire lens cover that Apple touted as 'thinner and more durable than standard glass with the ability to provide crystal clear images.' Apple's response to those who've complained? 'The purple flare in the image provided is considered normal behavior for iPhone 5's camera.'"

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  1. Stupid human! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your colour perception is incorrectly calibrated!

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    1. Re:Stupid human! by Vanderhoth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Purple is the new transparent!

    2. Re:Stupid human! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your colour perception is incorrectly calibrated!

      Is it odd that I read that in Morbo's voice?

      I guess I'm in the right place.

    3. Re:Stupid human! by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's just an analog, hardware-accelerated Instagram filter.

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    4. Re:Stupid human! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 5, Funny

      When will there be a filter for my older iPhone? Surly Instagram or Hipstamatic would add "purple haze" to their lineup... My square pictures NEED this feature.

    5. Re:Stupid human! by Zemran · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you suggesting that Apple have copied Canon's intellectual property?

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    6. Re:Stupid human! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can explain this! The directive from Tim Cook to the development team was for "more flair!" but unfortunately, Tim's iPad autocorrected that to "more flare!"

    7. Re:Stupid human! by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 3, Funny

      The directive from Tim Cook to the development team was for "more flair!" but unfortunately, Tim's iPad autocorrected that to "more flare!"

      HAHAHA!

      I wonder if that's what happened with Maps:

      "Dear Team, as we head into September, our landmarks are moving closer."

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    8. Re:Stupid human! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Funny

      See, this is a feature, not a bug. You spent hundreds of dollars to modify your camera for IR shooting. iPhone 5 users get this for free!

      Apple is so ahead of the curve.

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  2. Simple by Erikderzweite · · Score: 5, Funny

    They are holding it wrong.

  3. Boom! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple's back, baby! I was worried for a moment with that "our map app sucks use someone else's till ours is better." But here is the perfect Apple response. Oh, don't like the purple flare in your pictures? Hey, bitch, that's what real life looks like. You should thank us for providing you with a way to see the world as it actually is. The only reason you don't see the purple flare normally is because you're a terrible person. Here at Apple we are very concerned with our customer. Noblesse oblige and all that.

  4. And again by MrDoh! · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're holding it wrong, you want to get lost, these pictures should be that colour, wifi connections should use your wireless bandwidth, battery life is supposed to be that poor if you use it (especially for facebook), those scratches are normal out of the case, this new connector is far better than the old one and adapters are the best you can get. best iPhone ever.

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  5. Octarine by Kentari · · Score: 4, Funny

    The camera is capturing octarine glow! If you don't like it buy an inferior camera uncapable of this magnificent feat!

  6. Read between the lines by davidbrit2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The purple flare in the image provided is considered normal behavior for our flawed iPhone 5 camera design.

  7. Apple fans will buy anything! by mark_reh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Say what you want about poor quality of hardware, software, and customer service, there can be no doubt that Apple's marketing department is the best on the planet. Apple marketing people have truly identified their market and successfully targeted them like no one else in history.

    The GOP should have hired a bunch of Apple marketing people to run the Romney campaign- they've proven they can sell flawed products over and over.

  8. Copy THAT, Samsung! by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone knows that phones really suck at being cameras.
    The iPhone5 is obviously best, because it sucks the most at taking photos.

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    1. Re:Copy THAT, Samsung! by Dishevel · · Score: 5, Funny

      No.
      They are clicking it wrong. Besides. It is a feature not a bug.

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    2. Re:Copy THAT, Samsung! by dintech · · Score: 4, Funny

      Soon all other manufacturers will be 'slavishly copying' their beautiful purple hue. Incoming purple patent in 3..2..1..

    3. Re:Copy THAT, Samsung! by Kelerei · · Score: 4, Funny

      Besides. It is a feature not a bug.

      Major bugs have little bugs, which, being fixed, can cause 'em.
      And little bugs from tiny bugs, and on it goes ad nauseam.
      The bigger bugs themselves can be pernicious, tangled creatures;
      So suck it up and ship the phone and we'll just call them "features".

    4. Re:Copy THAT, Samsung! by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're "holding" it wrong. Same excuse used for antenna-gate.

      It's almost like the GP was obliquely referencing exactly that.

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    5. Re:Copy THAT, Samsung! by idontgno · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Nokia Lumia 900 already had a purple hue bug! Is there nothing Apple won't retroactively innovate?

      FTFY.

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  9. Re:That's more like it! by Whalou · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a feature. You don't need to use Instagram to add a purple tinge to your pictures anymore.

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  10. Transparent Aluminum! by wireloose · · Score: 3, Funny

    In 1986, James Doohan demonstrated a slight purple flare when transporting live sea creatures into/out of transparent aluminum (sapphire) aquariums.

  11. hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The iPhone 5 is the Walmart greeter of smartphones. It doesn't see very well and gives terrible directions.

  12. iPhone 5 signature feature by muon-catalyzed · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am a rich iPhone 5 geared up VIP, my photos have a noble purple sapphire haze you pitiful /. geek.

    1. Re:iPhone 5 signature feature by wisty · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's OK. I'm sure that someone will make an app for lessor phones to emulate this.

  13. A Letter to our Customers Regarding the Camera by jest3r · · Score: 4, Funny

    To our customers,

    At Apple, we strive to make world-class products that deliver the best experience possible to our customers. With the launch of our new sapphire lens camera last week, we fell short on this commitment. We are extremely sorry for the frustration this has caused our customers and we are doing everything we can to make the camera better.

    We launched an integrated camera initially with the first version of the iPhone. As time progressed, we wanted to provide our customers with an even better camera including features such as a built-in flash and a sapphire lens. In order to do this, we had to create a new camera from the ground up.

    There are already more than 5 million iPhones with the new camera, and more joining us every day. In just over a week, iPhone users with the new camera have already taken half a billion photos. The more our customers use the camera the more they will become accustomed to the new color balance. We greatly appreciate all of the feedback we have received from you.

    While we can't really fix this, you can try alternatives by purchasing an additional camera from your local electronics store, Best Buy, Sony, Canon, Fuji, or use the front camera which doesn't have these issues.

    Everything we do at Apple is aimed at making our products the best in the world. We know that you expect that from us, and we will keep working non-stop until Maps lives up to the same incredibly high standard.

    Tim Cook
    Apple’s CEO

  14. It's the RDF by Sygnus · · Score: 1, Funny

    This just proves how powerful the iPhone 5 is and that it's the best phone on the market! What other phone is capable of photographing Steve Jobs' Reality Distortion Field as he looks down on us from Heaven? None!

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