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Stolen Maple Syrup Found and Returned To Strategic Reserve
First time accepted submitter bmxeroh writes "Remember the tragic maple syrup heist? Police have seized more than 600 barrels of maple syrup they say are related to the missing syrup. It was transported back to Quebec via a 16 tractor trailer, heavily guarded (and presumably heavily armed) convoy Wednesday."
Someone came to a sticky end :)
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So far, the only significant bit of evidence found at the scene where these barrels were retrieved was the cryptic phrase B. Worth, written in syrup on the floor.
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Thank God! This could have turned into a real sticky situation!
Did they test it for poison, or did they just put it back in the reserve without testing? There was no chain of custody during the time it was missing, after all.
Bacon Shortage. Stolen Maple Syrup. Clearly there is an international threat to our wholesome breakfast way of life. But where to the Presidential Candidates stand on this issue? Clearly the moderator dropped the ball by not bringing up this vital issue of world peace and security during the debate.
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
Yes, but since everybody expecty syrup just to stick around nobody really thinks that those trucks are actually nicking syrup. Somebody is bound to have the paperwork so no need to be nosy. Diamonds, yes. Syrup? How do you fence stuff like that? It leaves quite a bit of a trail if the barrels leak. Also ants could be a problem.
Diamonds! That's where it's at!
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I'm from Europe and I don't really get why a strategic reserve of maple syrup is needed... Do you plan on living on maple syrup in case of a nuclear holocaust?
Won't somebody think of the saplings!
From the article:
Etienne St-Pierre said his usual suppliers, small producers based in Quebec, sold it to him.
This made me think: basically, a foodstuff was sold to someone who'll sell it to the public later on. He didn't ask about the source of the foodstuff, didn't check for quality, didn't check for adulteration, didn't check for chemical or biological contaminants - NOR DID HE KNOW SHIT whether anyone has done such tests.
He could have gotten maple syrup laced with anthrax, and would have sold it forward, and noone would have been the wiser.
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Yes.
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About the only thing missing are the sharks with frickin laser beams.
I don't see why that couldn't happen; http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/swimming-in-syrup-minimyth.htm
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My bet? They profited from the syrup properties.
It was an insider operation. Workers of the reserve dipped inside the vats each day; when they arrived home they just had to remove from their bodies and clothes and into the vat.
Why can't
Fort Knox had Goldfinger. Who is Quebec's Stickyfinger?
heavily guarded (and presumably heavily armed)
Woah, woah, woah... It isn't the USA, put those guns away.
I figured it was heavily armed for Canadian standards. One of the guys had a knife.
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I just don't understand why some people assume that because a story isn't interesting to them, it's not slashdot worthy.
Here's a hint, if you see the summary and it doesn't interest you, skip over it. I do it all the time, probably only making it to the comment section on 10-20% of the articles.
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It was worth about $20 million, that's serious business.
Our military expenditures are a tiny fraction of our Southern neighbor's
Less likely to carry guns
Have better healthcare and are therefore more relaxed
We emphasize coordination and and compassion and getting along at the U.N.
Our labor rights are more sound, so we're less agitated
Our commitment to education is high, we see ways to resolve conflict in wise ways rather than brutal vicious ways
We're polite to a fault, we stop our cars in the street so you can cross, we let you go first in line if we both arrive at the same time, and we express in low tones the thinking behind our disagreements
BUT DON'T YOU MOTHERFUCKERS EVER FUCKING MESS WITH OUR MOTHERFUCKING MAPLE SYRUP
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It was the corn industry: "We secretly replaced Canada's maple syrup with High Fructose Corn Syrup, artificial maple flavor, and food coloring. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference"
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We simply cannot allow a maple syrup gap!
It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
If this isn't the most obvious plot EVER for a Die Hard movie, I don't know what is. ;^)
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Pretty much every supermarket I've been to in several different parts of the US has had a couple real maple syrup options on the shelf. Even places like Costco seem to frequently carry it. It definitely costs more, but doesn't seem that expensive or hard to find in the US and Canada at least. Now if you are trying to track down different, specific grades of maple syrup, it can be hard depending on where you live.
Yeah, like 10 years ago. The tables have turned and now Canadian dollars are actually worth more than ours.
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of how 600 barrels of Maple Syrup and some poor convoy with a brand new Garmin learned the difference between Ontario, Canada and Ontario, California.
Good people go to bed earlier.
They are canadians. they don't lock their doors. I saw it on TV.
Barrels man, BARRELS!! Yo momma's so fat, she stole THIRTY THREE THOUSAND gallons of syrup just to get through breakfast!
+1 Disagree
Whats next? Columbian coke reserves damaged by mice? Chinese slave labor stolen? American military bankrupt?
Is the 600 barrels a measure of volume, 42 gallons to a barrel? Did it mean 600 drums of unknown capacity, perhaps 55 gallon drums? But it's a Canadian story and wouldn't they use metric? Perhaps the barrels are made of maple wood, charred inside and used for aging the syrup, eh?
A barrel (used in a liquid measurement context) is usually approx 120 liters. However, there is some variation, and each commodity tends to have it's own "barrel" measurement. For example, a barrel of oil is about 160 liters, but a barrel of beer is a bit light of a standard liquid barrel (except in the UK where it's a bit bigger).
The history of the "barrel" measurement is that it is defined to be 1/2 a hogshead (a really big barrel 4ft tall, 30inches diameter), 1/4 of a pipe, and 1/8 of a liquid tonne. For smaller measurements, you had the kilderkin (1/2 barrel), the firkin (1/4 barrel). These measurements were simply the capacity of the common containers used for shipping ale, wine, and tobbaco (among other things) back in the american colonial times. In many ways, the factor-of-two system is preferable to the factor-of-ten metric unit for stuff like this...
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then he disavowed his greatest legacy to pander to the ignorant propagandized wing of the hysterical right
Romney abandoned probably the greatest piece of legislation he will ever be identified with, to win the vote of the kind of douchebag that will vote against policies that means cheaper healthcare for him and a longer life. because some CEO brought enough of the right sort of propaganda on Fox News to appeal to his low IQ prejudices
i can't fathom a retard so fucking stupid he would choose to pay more for his healthcare and live less. so some CEO can pad his Cayman Island bank account
it's mind blowing how propagandized, ignorant and just beyond belief knuckle dragging dumb some Americans on the right can be
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
Once it's in the reserve, who owns what drop of syrup is no longer pertinent. It's just as believable that someone would do it for the same reasons as that Tylenol was poisoned http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Tylenol_murders (least likely) or to drive up the price, given that there's no price/production floor for producers (good for producers in general as plowing under a large percentage of the corn crop was at one point, and as milk-dumping in 1939 and the late 1970's; by the 1980's, the government was buying excess supply to make cheese and keep public supply low).
An alternate possibility is to games the commodities market with a short term supply discontinuity.
The first possibility is most likely to be of long term benefit to various producers, merely by being a possibility.
If it can be proven non-toxic, I'd keep it separate from the reserve, and start bottling "kidnapped brand maple syrup" myself...