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Huge Geoengineering Project Violates UN Rules

Baldrson writes "The Guardian reports that a massive geoengineering project has been detected off the west coast of Canada that violates UN regulations. An Amerindian tribe in the Pacific NW that depends on salmon teamed with an entrepreneur and a group of scientists to have 100 tons of iron sulphate spread across a huge area of the ocean in order to spur plankton growth. 'Satellite images appear to confirm the claim ... that the iron has spawned an artificial plankton bloom as large as 10,000 square kilometers. The intention is for the plankton to absorb carbon dioxide and then sink to the ocean bed – a geoengineering technique known as ocean fertilization that he hopes will net lucrative carbon credits.' The entrepreneur, Russ George, hopes to cash in on the carbon credits and the Amerindian tribe on an increased salmon harvest. The situation has sparked outcry from environmentalists and civil society groups. Oceanographer John Cullen said, 'It is difficult if not impossible to detect and describe important effects that we know might occur months or years later. Some possible effects, such as deep-water oxygen depletion and alteration of distant food webs, should rule out ocean manipulation. History is full of examples of ecological manipulations that backfired.'"

319 comments

  1. Who the fuck says Amerindian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Amerindian? That's the stupidiest fucking word I've heard in years.

    1. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Worse than African American? I don't think so. That isn't a race, that is a location branch.

    2. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No shit, talk about maladjusted... I read that to say Armenian and I was like WTF are those assholes doing in Canuckistan?

    3. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hey African-American is better that a lot of the other names the blacks of America were called.

    4. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that makes it more virtuous.

    5. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by eggstasy · · Score: 2

      Has it ever occured to you that words along the lines of Amerindian are common in languages other than yours? :)
      Namely, Romance languages, such as French, which is an official language in Canada.

    6. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by guises · · Score: 2

      Amerindian certainly is worse then African American. The word you're looking for is Afromerican.

    7. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by lashi · · Score: 1

      it's from shadowrun

    8. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      no, those words actually contain the origins of people, unlike the use of "indian" here which is a holdover from Christopher Columbus' ignorance. The people aren't indian at all.

    9. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know... was "black" ever derogatory in the first place? It certainly doesn't seem to be right now. I mean, I don't feel like I should be upset if someone refers to caucasions as "white".

      Anyone I know would call American Indians, "indians", unless there was risk of confusion. The PC name was always, "native americans". I guess that has changed again.

    10. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The proper terminology here would have been Aboriginal or Indigenous Peoples, "Amerindian" is an Americanism and these are Canadians.

    11. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was personally a fan of L.B.J.s "nigra-oh".

    12. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by TheSync · · Score: 5, Informative

      A 1995 Census Bureau survey asked indigenous Americans and found that 49% preferred the term "Indian", 37% "Native American", and 3.6% "some other name." About 5 percent expressed no preference.

      Moreover, a large number of Indians actually strongly object to the term Native American for political reasons. In his 1998 essay "I Am An American Indian, Not a Native American!", Russell Means, a Lakota activist and a founder of the American Indian Movement (AIM), stated unequivocally, "I abhor the term 'Native American...At an international conference of Indians from the Americas held in Geneva, Switzerland, at the United Nations in 1977 we unanimously decided we would go under the term American Indian. We were enslaved as American Indians, we were colonized as American Indians, and we will gain our freedom as American Indians and then we can call ourselves anything we damn please."

    13. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      In Canada, the Aboriginal peoples (or "natives") who are not Inuit or Métis are termed "First Nations". In Canadian French, the three groups collectively are "autochtones", and the First Nations are "Premières nations".

      See the third paragraph of http://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.com/articles/indian (and in the French version).

      Amerindian is just wrong, and especially wrong when referring to this group.

    14. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a lot of people with dark skin that hate being called African American. Becomes A) They did not come from Africa Or B) They know that "-" American's is right up there with Nigger as a term. You are being called a Sub-class of American. You are not a American you are just a African-American.

    15. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh if you are a subclass of American you are still an American.

    16. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by camperdave · · Score: 2

      Interesting but irrelevant. This is British Columbia, Canada. We haven't annexed the US yet.

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    17. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's really funny when the "African American" is from Papua New Guniea, is a Pacific Islander with kinky hair, or an Australian Aborigine. Then it's doubly-wrong. Yes folks, "Black" really is beautiful. It's simple and accurate in the way that good minimalist modern art is, and came into use right around the same timeframe. It's even got the benefit of being an appropriated derogatory term, as the previous preferred term "Negro" sounded too much like "nigger", which is now becoming the newly appropriated derogatory term (only "we" can use it), but IMHO, "black" really is the pinacle, and it never goes out of style.

    18. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 2

      A 1995 Census Bureau survey asked indigenous Americans and found that 49% preferred the term "Indian", 37% "Native American", and 3.6% "some other name." About 5 percent expressed no preference.

      Care to share with us a link to that 1995 census survey?
       
      Most of the "Indians" in the Americas (North and South) are proud of the land of their ancestors and they are proud to be known as the "people of the first nations".
       

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    19. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by eggstasy · · Score: 1

      The word exists and is in use.

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/amerindian
      "a specialist word, esp in linguistics and anthropology, for American Indian"

      http://www.le-dictionnaire.com/definition.php?mot=Amerindien
      "relatif aux Indiens d'Amérique"

      2 580 000 results for Amerindian (English)
      1 330 000 results for Amerindiens (French)
      957 000 results for Amerindi (Italian)
      881 000 results for Amerindios (Spanish / Portuguese)

    20. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think "stupidiest" is the most stupid word I've heard in years.

    21. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amerindian? That's the stupidiest fucking word I've heard in years.

      "stupidiest" is the most stupid word I've heard in years.

    22. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Hey African-American is better that a lot of the other names the blacks of America were called.

      You know..if we're all supposed to be color blind these days...how about we do completely away with the hypenated race thing..and just all go by American (if your a citizen that is)....

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    23. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Amerindian certainly is worse then African American. The word you're looking for is Afromerican.

      Hey...why don't we take race completely out of the description....and just all be Americans?

      Besides...Afroamerican...would be anyone with an afro style hairdo....that isn't just limited to blacks you know...

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    24. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off. I'm french-canadian and nobody here uses the term "amerindien." So stop spreading lies asshole. As it's been mentioned, we use "First Nations" in English and "autochtone" in French.

    25. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Care to share with us a link to that 1995 census survey?

      census.gov is where to look. I don't know if the GP is correct, but that's where to check his facts.

    26. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by TheSync · · Score: 1

      Care to share with us a link to that 1995 census survey?

      Doesn't anyone Google these days?

      A STATISTICAL ANALYSIS OF THE CPS SUPPLEMENT ON RACE AND ETHNIC ORIGIN

      The "First Nations" thing is bogus anyway as there were probably several waves of Asian immigration to the Americas. Most likely what pre-Columbian societies exist today were "Second" or "Third" Nations.

    27. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      anything relating to any kind of geopolitics usually is. Borderline is a state of mind by now. If the plankton's already there the outrage is pointless and all that can be done is to watch it closely to see wether or not it does have detrimental effects, no? No use wasting energy on hippieing or nazi-ing about it.

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    28. Re:Who the fuck says Amerindian? by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      It's also the standard name for the native people in Guyana. They REALLY hate being called indigenous.

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  2. Soooo coool! by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Native Americans are so much more in tune with nature......

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    1. Re:Soooo coool! by girlintraining · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Native Americans are so much more in tune with nature......

      I think it's more a bit of history repeating -- Native Americans meet people who see only dollar signs, agree to let them use their property (hey, what's the worst that could happen?), and after the commercial break, we'll be onto the ecological disaster and a lot of dead natives portion of the story. If this guy's fringe tech fails, it could very well starve them to death.

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    2. Re:Soooo coool! by RajivSLK · · Score: 3, Informative

      They actually paid the guy to dump the iron sulphate- 2.5 million is what I heard on the radio.

    3. Re:Soooo coool! by TomSawyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it's more a bit of history repeating -- Native Americans meet people who see only dollar signs...

      It's terrible how those poor ignorant savages keep being taken advantage of.

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    4. Re:Soooo coool! by Formalin · · Score: 1

      I thought they said 3.5M. They took out a loan for it, too. Oops.

    5. Re:Soooo coool! by chill · · Score: 2

      It *WAS* 3.5 million, but they lost a cool million at the Indian Casino craps table before they wised up and cashed out.

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    6. Re:Soooo coool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      wow-- you guys' racism is so deeply engrained that you think it's insightful.

    7. Re:Soooo coool! by mdielmann · · Score: 2

      Yes, why on earth would we expect such behavior from people who would regularly stampede herds of bison off of cliffs for food, using only a tiny portion of those maimed or killed? Clearly the white man is the cause of all their bad behavior. Let the self-flagellation begin.

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    8. Re:Soooo coool! by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Instead of taking big bucks to pollute the ocean, couldn't he have just backed up a couple of tractor-trailer rigs filled with booze for them instead?

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    9. Re:Soooo coool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > If this guy's fringe tech fails, it could very well starve them to death.

      Yes, because people in Canada who lose their jobs usually starve to death. (eyeroll)

    10. Re:Soooo coool! by tgd · · Score: 2

      Native Americans are so much more in tune with nature......

      Sarcasm aside, its an interesting belief in the US that this is true. However, the megafauna and original growth forests of North American that were devastated over ten thousand years by the original humans living here tell a different story.

      Human beings, no matter when or where they're from, tend to make a giant mess of the environment. (To be fair, all life will do that -- we just happen to be pretty good at it. The Crown of Thorn starfish is doing a better job killing the Great Barrier Reef (which it depends on) than we are.)

    11. Re:Soooo coool! by fifedrum · · Score: 1

      I've never figured out why people worship the indians as if they were so noble and eco-friendly. Around here, hundreds of years ago, they would rotate their habitation through several towns, each one a few days' walk from each other. They would then strip the land bare of game and fuel for an almost day's walk from the town. When things got tight, they would pack up and move off to greener pastures. Rinse, repeat. God help those who clashed for resources, the clubs would come out, and they would carve little stick figures in the club for each enemy killed. They would carve a slightly smaller figure for women and children killed. One club at a local preservation site has 20 marks, along with the owner's tattoos and markings reproduced to show who owned the club. Crazy stuff, sort of like a figher pilot stamping the flag of the enemy he downed on the side of his plane.

      They formed the settlements in a sort of large ring pattern, so you always encroached on the next oldest settlement, creeping up to it. over the years until you landed on it in a migration. Very few of the settlements were permanent around here.

    12. Re:Soooo coool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      look up the word 'ironic' you idiot

  3. And then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we'll make an artificial coal reef out of automobile tires! It's totally win-win guys!

  4. Environmentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Always the buzzkills. There is no solution other than to eat tofu and walk everywhere in your hemp sandals. Any other solutions to 'climate change' are heresy.

    1. Re:Environmentalists by vlm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They also always want everyone else to undergo population declines but never have the guts to say who and how.

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    2. Re:Environmentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is simple really, start wearing condoms or getting vasectomies(allow the gov to pay for these for the poor[with appropriate counseling about the repercussions of doing so]), provide tax benefits to mothers bear a single child or no children. Oh and safe-sex sex education not this abstinence-only shit that raises teenage pregnancy rates.

    3. Re:Environmentalists by hurtfultater · · Score: 2

      They also always want everyone else to undergo population declines but never have the guts to say who and how.

      I believe the traditional answer is that as birth rates tend to decline with birth control and lower poverty, we pursue those as best we're able. It's not as satisfying as saying people you don't like are too cowardly to admit they want genocide, but them's the breaks.

    4. Re:Environmentalists by pla · · Score: 0

      They also always want everyone else to undergo population declines but never have the guts to say who and how.

      I will not reproduce.

      By choice.

      You're welcome.

      Now kindly do your part and go die in a 90% fatal global pandemic. ;)

    5. Re:Environmentalists by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      A "sustainable" planet is going to require a lot more effort than simply "population decline". If humanity can get together and decide that we have to have a sustainable planet ecology, we need to have maybe 500 million people at the most. 200 is probably more realistic. At that level dumping our own waste products will have a chance to naturally be processed and not be a hazard. With 6 billion people we will be drowning in our own wastes unless we "do something" about the problem and even the US and Western Europe have steadfastly held against doing anything in this area.

      We are still dumping sewage sludge into the oceans and landfills.

      So how do we get the population down to "sustainable" levels in say, 20 years? Well, if we killed a million people a day - call it 365.25 million people a year - it would take over 20 years to get there. I don't think we are going to have people just walk into gas chambers en mass to accomplish this goal.

      "Sustainable" is an imaginary goal that cannot be accomplished and will not be accomplished. Therefore, we better plan on getting resources from off-planet and being able to spread the population around, at least a little. Resource acquisition from off planet is probably the highest priority.

      This moving 10 million people away from Earth wouldn't make a dent in the problem? First, think about how many people will volunteer for such a plan and die trying - it is indeed dangerous. Then think about the children these young, adventureous people will not be having because they died. If we could put 10 million people on the Moon and Mars it would make a huge difference. And the next step would be the generation ship to Alpha Centauri.

      Not only would it make a difference, it is a requirement unless you want to see the "sustainable" folks worse predictions of a population collapse come true.

    6. Re:Environmentalists by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      No, you goddamn moron - the buzzkills are the people who think that engineering changes on a global scale without a fucking clue of the long-term ramifications is a huge, terrible and deadly idea. Heck, even simple projects like damming a river is creating all kinds of unforeseen problems if the damming is large enough: earthquakes, for one, weren't on the list when people drew up drawbacks for those.

      Let me guess - you are the fucking idiot who thinks that applying changes directly to production is a brilliant way to speed up the roll-out of new features, don't you?

      Oh, and since you're probably one of those people who think that property rights are everything, and the defense of your own way of life trumps everything: mind if I stop by and shoot you in the face because you support fucking up my life through planetary engineering? No? O course not - those solution are only valid if YOUR life is inconvenienced.

      Go die in a fire.

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    7. Re:Environmentalists by FSWKU · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, you goddamn moron - the buzzkills are the people who think that engineering changes on a global scale without a fucking clue of the long-term ramifications is a huge, terrible and deadly idea. Heck, even simple projects like damming a river is creating all kinds of unforeseen problems if the damming is large enough: earthquakes, for one, weren't on the list when people drew up drawbacks for those.

      Let me guess - you are the fucking idiot who thinks that applying changes directly to production is a brilliant way to speed up the roll-out of new features, don't you?

      Oh, and since you're probably one of those people who think that property rights are everything, and the defense of your own way of life trumps everything: mind if I stop by and shoot you in the face because you support fucking up my life through planetary engineering? No? O course not - those solution are only valid if YOUR life is inconvenienced.

      Go die in a fire.

      You know, your point itself is rather sound. I completely agree that people need to try and figure out what the effects of such projects will be BEFORE they start them. But the fact that you decided to fly off the handle into a profanity-laden tirade wipes out a good chuck of whatever credibility you may have had. Initiating personal attacks on the poster because you disagree with them eliminates the rest. In so doing, you have just demonstrated why so many people are turned off by environmentalists. The subsection that thinks and acts like yourself, i.e. stomping your feet, screaming, swearing, and berating others who don't share your opinion - THAT is how most people see the "green" movement, because people like you are the ones most often heard. When you act like a child in supporting a cause, then human nature sees that the entire thing is seen as petulant, childish, and immature.

      Disagree, by all means. That's your right, and I welcome you to exercise it. But in disagreeing, try to use facts, studies, and evidence to support your position instead of further cementing the other side's view of environmentalists. Otherwise, you're not doing yourself or the environment any favors. And before you say anything about the original poster's attitude, realize that an ill informed and snarky comment doesn't always warrant one in return, and certainly not escalated to the level you just reached. Two wrongs, etc. etc.

      But I don't expect this to sink in. I'll probably get a profanity-filled wish for my own death before the end of the evening. I've come to expect it when arguing with your type. Want to really shut me up on that? Prove me wrong...

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    8. Re:Environmentalists by guises · · Score: 1

      provide tax benefits to mothers bear a single child or no children

      They tried that in China and it caused a significant gender imbalance. It's certainly a step in the right direction, but some cultures are going to have to tweak things a bit.

    9. Re:Environmentalists by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      no need, the population of the world will level off in 2075 anyway. prosperous people have negative population growth, proven fact.

    10. Re:Environmentalists by guises · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I feel like I link this article every time the issue of population comes up, but here we go:

      http://www.ecofuture.org/pop/rpts/mccluney_maxpop.html

      Your apparently random guess of a maximum of 500 million only applies if we take a completely laissez-faire approach to environmental regulation. If we maintain even the fairly lax standards that we have right now in the United States the earth can sustainably support two billion people in a lifestyle similar to that of the average American. The earth can support considerably more if we're willing to put up with stronger environmental regulation and/or a less decadent lifestyle. (A whole lot more if we stop wasting so much - twenty billion people in a lifestyle similar to the average Mexican.)

      Aside from the difference in numbers, I can't say that I care for your conclusion. It's taken a hundred years to go from a population of two billion to a population of seven billion, it would be pretty naive to think that we could solve the problem in less time. But given a daunting task, your solution of throwing up our hands and waiting for Technology From The Future to save us is pretty ridiculous. And ridiculing people who haven't given up like you have? That's offensive.

    11. Re:Environmentalists by locopuyo · · Score: 1

      What about "Planned Parenthood"?

    12. Re:Environmentalists by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Here's the thing: there's a place for reasoning, there's a place for a logical discussion, and sometimes, there's a place to put the argument in a way that the other party understands.

      In the case of the original poster, there was no reaching him (and it invariably is a him) via logic. That's easily seen by the structure of his argument: standard strawman demonizing the opposition and presenting an argument that places them in the category of "danger to humanity". Furthermore, his lumping of anyone disagreeing with him into the category of danger to humanity creates a very dangerous situation: it's the very first step on the way to either locking up the opponents, or outright exterminating. What's more, that's the only end point to that path. Moving away from that end-point requires backtracking from the position that the opposition is a threat to humanity.

      In responding to such a conclusion, there's no logic to be used to here, because there was no logic present when he arrived at his conclusion. Yes, I could have engaged his argument as a demonstration to the rest of the readers of why he is wrong. But I've done this in the past, and in this case, I instead decided to address him on a level he understands.

      I'm perfectly capable of a reasoned argument. I'm also an environmentalist because I like how I live right now - which requires the environment to be stable. I'm happy to argue endlessly of what the ROI is of composting versus recycling versus just dumping things in the garbage. However, I will not tolerate being classified as unfit to live because I happen to have a bit more foresight than the grandparent. I will fight that as harshly and as violently as necessary - because some people only understand violence.

      Feel free to explain a better way to fight the argument inherent in the original post. You twat.

      Come on. I couldn't disappoint you without resorting to at least one insult. Right? Right? Where's the funny tag? It's only for posts that are actually funny? Curse you, W3C!

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    13. Re:Environmentalists by hrvatska · · Score: 1

      Most of the environmentalists that I've discussed this with think that population growth rates will decline in countries with high birth rates when the women there have easy access to birth control and the ability to find gainful employment. They don't view it so much as forcing people to make a choice as providing them with an opportunity. Latin America is a great example of what can happen given the right circumstances. In 1960, women in Latin America had almost six children on average. By 2010, the rate had fallen to 2.3 children. Brazil is a notable in that its fertility rate has fallen from 6.15 children per woman in 1960 to less than 1.9 today. This is below the fertility rate of the United States. Mexico, while not at 1.9, has seen its fertility rate decline from 7.3 to 2.4 in the same time period. Can similar reductions happen in countries in Africa and Asia with high birth rates? I don't know, but I think it's worth trying to help foster conditions that lead women in those countries to having fewer children.

    14. Re:Environmentalists by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      Sustainability will be accomplished at some point whether we get there by taking action ourselves or nature forces it on us. There is not other choice. Technology may put off the day of reckoning but it won't prevent it from happening if population continues to rise.

    15. Re:Environmentalists by aekafan · · Score: 1

      This is a great example of why I love the internet: it's full of loud-mouthed idiots who refute their point while trying to prove it.

    16. Re:Environmentalists by aekafan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, yelling and screaming will certainly get people to see your point of view. Here, try it for yourself:

      Next time you want to reason with someone, you stupid, shit-for-brains numbnut fuckwit, don't scream at them.

      And if you aren't interested in reasoning with them, don't bother.

    17. Re:Environmentalists by ogl_codemonkey · · Score: 1

      Okay, firstly; your math is out - a far smaller number of people would have to walk into gas chambers on a daily basis to reduce our population to your arbitrary target well within 20 years. Currently significant population factors (birth rate and death rate) are compounded as a ratio (i.e. about 20 per 1,000) onto the existing population; any fixed-amount reduction that outweighs the initial difference in geometric components for population increase and decrease will become the dominant factor very quickly.
      365 million out of (I'm assuming your starting number was 20 * 365.25m + 200m = ) 7.5 billion isn't much of a decrease in the first year (a little under 5%) but I'm sure you can see from here the compounding nature of the figure; once you're down to 500 million, another year would take over half your population.

      Perhaps more egregiously, are you saying that a significant amount of our environmental impact as a species is our own poop?

    18. Re:Environmentalists by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      The other guy at least didn't have the opportunity to read the explanation. But you chose not to, and if you did, you clearly need to actually read it, rather than shoe-horn some text into a worldview filter.

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    19. Re:Environmentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the problem? You still get population reduction. In fact I think you get a greater decrease.

    20. Re:Environmentalists by camperdave · · Score: 1

      There won't be any prosperous people in 2075. We've hit peak oil and peak gas already, and we're only at 7 billion. In another 35 years, we'll have passed peak coal as well doubled our population, so the energy available per person will be a fraction of what it is now. In other words, *this* is about as rich as we're going to get, barring some incredible breakthroughs in energy production or population control.

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    21. Re:Environmentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly I prefer the "profanity-laden tirade" to your condescending critique of it.

      And before you say anything about the original poster's attitude, realize that an ill informed and snarky comment doesn't always warrant one in return

      You remind me of the old joke about the doctor smoking a cigarette while telling his patient about lung cancer. Point being you should take your own advice. I on the other hand feel no compulsion to take your advice given that you yourself can not stomach it.

    22. Re:Environmentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China's population growth has slowed dramatically too. Now India is on course to be the most populous nation in the world. Maintaining a reasonable population is going to cause some unsavory things to happen but so is almost any policy. The problem with China is that it has a culture that already produced a saying that translates to, "raising a daughter is like watering your neighbor's flowers." The incentives toward small families will (start to) take care of the population problem. China just has a gender bias problem which would also (might) need to be addressed concurrently(Or we can just sit back and see what happens when Chinese people can't marry other Chinese people and the desire to procreate[at even a minimal leve] wars with xenophobia).

    23. Re:Environmentalists by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      But the fact that you decided to fly off the handle into a profanity-laden tirade wipes out a good chuck of whatever credibility you may have had

      Would you say that to Linus?

    24. Re:Environmentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People with low birth rate spend many, many times more natural resources, and cause many, many times greater pollution then people with high birth rate. So, don't tell me that high birth rate is the culprit and that we need to slash down the number of the poor. That wouldn't solve the problem. The problems are hard and solutions are expensive in money, effort and sacrifices. Or we can choose to do nothing, stick our heads into the sand and pretend the problem doesn't exist, or to solve the problem the usual way - by creating even greater problems. Namely, we can answer the challenge of global warming by spending more energy and natural resources on countering the consequences, but in the very end, when everything runs out and falls apart, we'll end up naked and vulnerable, in much more hostile and ravaged environment then it was before industrialization started.

    25. Re:Environmentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They tried that in China and it caused a significant gender imbalance.

      Which makes even greater dent in population, as long as gender imbalance is on male side (decreased number of mothers).

    26. Re:Environmentalists by In+hydraulis · · Score: 1
      /sincerely and without a trace of sarcasm

      But the fact that you decided to fly off the handle into a profanity-laden tirade wipes out a good chuck of whatever credibility you may have had.

      I do like that you pointed out that his decision to lose his composure was indeed a decision, and not some provoked, uncontrollable, animalistic reaction.

      Mental fortitude and personal accountability is good.

    27. Re:Environmentalists by Xest · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's because they're smarter than you in recognising that population decline is doable without singling out any specific group for prevention of birth?

      Improved living standards, access to contraception, and higher levels of education automatically result in reduced birth rates. Couple this with economic reform that discourages economies based on ever growing populations and instead rewards economies for sustainability and the problem solves itself with none of your genocidal mindset necessary.

    28. Re:Environmentalists by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      The limit is estimated between 9 and 12 billion. I fail to see how this is "doubling" a 7 billion population.

      You whole post assumes we can't get energy from any other sources but fossil, nor increase energy efficiency.

    29. Re:Environmentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realize it's a joke, but in all fairness, some people may have trouble quiting, especially if they got suckered into it when they were young. While a doctor may be a hypocrit when it comes to that one thing, he or she may still be a good doctor, especially if he or she encourages others to quit. "Do as I say, not as I do." sort of thing. If anything, a doctor who smokes and tells others to quit may be in the best situation to understand why it's important to quit.

      About environmentalist...
      Global warming, climate change, whatever, whether it is happening or not, or whether it's in our control, I say this: Cut pollution for the sake of pollution.
      As to geoengineering...
      Whether or not it has a long term affect, assume the worst-case scenerio and go with it from there.

    30. Re:Environmentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tofu produces more CO2 than beef. At our house we don't have meat free Monday, we have tofu free Tuesday

    31. Re:Environmentalists by khallow · · Score: 1

      You make a strong case for trying things out and seeing what happens. The entertainment value of seeing a lot of people simultaneously blow gaskets is immense.

      As I see it, trying stuff out is the way you turn "unforeseeable" problems into foreseeable.

    32. Re:Environmentalists by khallow · · Score: 1

      Here's the thing: there's a place for reasoning, there's a place for a logical discussion, and sometimes, there's a place to put the argument in a way that the other party understands.

      And I see we use the last case when we don't know how use the others.

      Feel free to explain a better way to fight the argument inherent in the original post.

      How about reasoning and logical discussion? Give those a try sometime.

    33. Re:Environmentalists by shiftless · · Score: 1

      But the fact that you decided to fly off the handle into a profanity-laden tirade wipes out a good chuck of whatever credibility you may have had. Initiating personal attacks on the poster because you disagree with them eliminates the rest.

      Only a moron would say something like this.

    34. Re:Environmentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [citation needed]

      Because that is really funny if true

    35. Re:Environmentalists by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      How about reasoning and logical discussion? Give those a try sometime.

      The logical fallacy of "Everything that exists is what is right in front of me". Give searching a try sometime.

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      Those who can, do. Those who can't, sue.
    36. Re:Environmentalists by suutar · · Score: 1

      that would be the incredible breakthroughs. It's gonna take some serious improvements to stay even, much less keep total available energy per capita stable.

    37. Re:Environmentalists by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      There won't be any prosperous people in 2075. We've hit peak oil and peak gas already, and we're only at 7 billion. In another 35 years, we'll have passed peak coal as well doubled our population, so the energy available per person will be a fraction of what it is now. In other words, *this* is about as rich as we're going to get, barring some incredible breakthroughs in energy production or population control.

      Oh well....I'll long be dead by then...so, what do I care?

      :)

      Getting my kicks in now while there is still plenty, and I'm alive to enjoy it.

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    38. Re:Environmentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      his 500 million number is not random. do a startpage search for "human population of 500 million"

    39. Re:Environmentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quiet down, poophead. I hope you get a real bad cold and maybe even miss a day of work!
      In all seriousness though, I edited his post above so that the credibility stands:

      No, you [silly goose] - the buzzkills are the people who think that engineering changes on a global scale without [postulating] the long-term ramifications is a huge, terrible and deadly idea. [Shit mang], even simple projects like damming a river is creating all kinds of unforeseen problems if the damming is large enough: earthquakes, for one, weren't on the list when people drew up drawbacks for those.

      Let me guess - you are the [cooky hackster] who thinks that applying changes directly to production is a brilliant way to speed up the roll-out of new features, don't you?

      Oh, and since [it's a possibility that you could be] one of those people who think that property rights are everything, and the defense of your own way of life trumps everything: mind if I stop by and [have an educated debate with you sometime] because [it may influence your opinions in the long run] No? [Well, that's okay. I hope this message is enough to give you a poke in the right direction, friend].

      Go [stock up on wood for the winter, because the farmer's almanac says it's going to be a cold one].

    40. Re:Environmentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't they heard of the Law of Unintended Consequences or The Cobra Effect ?? What could possibly go wrong ?

      Anon Indian

    41. Re:Environmentalists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot shoot yourself in the head with an environmentally friendly, non-GMO, crushed pecan shell, pellet.

    42. Re:Environmentalists by khallow · · Score: 1

      The logical fallacy of "Everything that exists is what is right in front of me".

      That's a good start. You're at least trying.

  5. Nuke em now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone just needs to let off a few nukes, so that 'nuclear winter' thing can happen. It would mean I can go skiiing more and we could get rd of the carbon tax.

    1. Re:Nuke em now by c0lo · · Score: 0

      Nuke em now

      Volunteering already you backyard to have some nukes exploded there?

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      Questions raise, answers kill. Raise questions to stay alive.
    2. Re:Nuke em now by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      No. Nukes cause too much collateral damage.

      Here's a much better idea.

      Take HIV. (Yes, that virus.) Attach to the rna strand an rna encoded copy of the gene for botuloid toxin, and a regulator gene to control expression. (Say, something that only permits activation during certain cyclical conditons, like say, menstration, or some other chemical trigger, so that it stays methylated and inactive in the host until that time.) Use the kind that is immune to the delta-CCR32 mutation, for maximum carnage.

      Release into the wild.

      Enjoy lots of dead people, as their own bodies begin cranking out the toxins that kill them. Quickly. Horribly.

      Want to not catch it? Stay away from blood, needles, and sexual contact with anyone.

      Tada. Doesn't effect a wide range of species, is fairly human specific, has a set interval of activation enabling incubation in the host to promote spread...

      Its the population control that keeps on working.

      (Note. I do not actually advocate this position. I am merely pointing out that it would be fairly easy to do, and that the reslts would be profound and would target rich and poor alike. Humans would have to adapt to not having unprotected sex, should it reach true pandemic proportions. Being politically, racially, and demographically agnostic, it is the perfect vehicle.)

    3. Re:Nuke em now by GarretSidzaka · · Score: 1

      wow did you read a biology book to learn this? or was it an entire degree?

    4. Re:Nuke em now by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      We use virus carriers to inject genetic payloads into plant and animal species as a routine practice. Monsanto especially is very well equipped to make such a ...."product"...

      The technology is sufficiently advanced and widely enough deployed that the proposal is quite doable.

      The issue, is that it is inconsionably unethical. You would have to be freaking Trevor Goodchild to make and release something like this.

    5. Re:Nuke em now by Dr+Herbert+West · · Score: 1

      That.... is horrible and awesome.

      Horbawesome? Awsorrible?

      You have given that enough thought to be slightly disturbing.

    6. Re:Nuke em now by GarretSidzaka · · Score: 1

      uh yes. we have had the ability to do something this evil for two decades.

    7. Re:Nuke em now by wierd_w · · Score: 2

      Just imagine the 'lulz' that could be unleashed on the world, should the creators of malicious computer code, decide to dabble in wetware systems and genetic code.

      We release the documentation publicly already you know. Incuding decompiled source, such as it is.

      All that is needed, is that the technology becomes ubiquitous, and cheap.

      Eventually, someone *will* make something like it. Someone with nothing to lose.

      Sorry to be such a joykill, but I don't deny being a misanthropist. I am just not a cold blooded murderous misanthropist. I see the creation of such a horrible thing as being as inevitable as botnets and government malware were.

    8. Re:Nuke em now by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      Want to not catch it? Stay away from blood, needles, and sexual contact with anyone.

      Extra Points For: And The Geeks Shall Inherit The Earth.

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      Visit CryptoGnome in his home.
    9. Re:Nuke em now by chill · · Score: 1

      It is the plot of a few different novels I've read over the last couple of decades. Some of them go fairly in depth.

      It should work especially well on those groups that like to promote "ethnic purity" and have genetic tests to prove they're "pure". Find the genes they're claiming as unique, bind to just those.

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      Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
    10. Re:Nuke em now by adri · · Score: 1

      .. for one generation.

    11. Re:Nuke em now by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, there's this generally lethal variant of the flu that can be transmitted through the air (no contact required). It already exists, and has been proven lethal among ferrets (which were chosen because their reaction to the flu is generally the same as that of humans).

      If there's a vaccine against it, I haven't heard of it. It's reportedly 100% lethal, but I don't believe that. I think they just tried it on too small a group. So say it's only 99% lethal.

      And it already exists! This is the one that researchers wanted to publish the genetic code of in a paper, but got talked out of. So no need for exotic inventions.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    12. Re:Nuke em now by russotto · · Score: 1

      Small potatoes. Just cross a few cold viruses with the Ebola Zaire glycoprotein. It's already been done. Release, enjoy apocalypse (until you die drowning in your own blood).

    13. Re:Nuke em now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2012/oct/15/pacific-iron-fertilisation-geoengineering?commentpage=3#start-of-comments

      one day, after surfing for a long long time, with no sleep, for several days,
      somebody happened upon a website, where people were joking about re-releasing dinosaurs onto humans.

      computers went completely dead trying to bookmark the site.. helicopters flew over.

      anybody know any other good science fiction novels about this stuff.

    14. Re:Nuke em now by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      You might like SCI-FI book about this sort of thing: Deus Machine by Pierre Oulette". The premise is, "Super fast AI + BIO engineering... What can possibly go wrong!?"

      One cool thing I like is that it was written before the human genome was mapped... And also just around the time the Internet began to take off (1993), so it's a bit dated, but fun to see how folks imagined our current state of things, and where we might go in the near future.

    15. Re:Nuke em now by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      HIV sucks if you want carnage. Making it more fatal would only create a subtype that would die out or lose the mutation that makes it fatal Why not something that spreads better so it can kill a huge swath of ppl before it peters out? If the effect is insufficient, you can always modify whatever strain of cold is going around that week for another mass cull. If you can do it to HIV, wouldn't the common cold be a better choice? ( sorry I don't know if what you said above could be applied to the common cold ).

      If you want a White Plague kind of killer, activated by mensturation ( why - because women make babies and killing them is more effective for population control than killing men - it may be one reason for some of the nasty stuff done to women (and especially children) by many cultures ( c.f. lectures by UC Davis's Gregory Clark on YouTube ) your HIV would only spread for on average half a month in carriers. Though men being immune seems attractive at first so they can be carriers, women would become far less promiscuous negating the disease-spreading advantage - this sort of enforced behavior modification of women seems like something a woman hating religious nut would pull.

      But I can't think of a population control advantage of being sex selective for an std. Better to just killemall. Maybe if men could be made permanent carriers for an airborne germ, ( something TB-ish and incurable - does that exist other than TB itself? ) Then you could insert a gene that kills on mensturation, and another that constantly produces bath salts. Then you'd have rampaging bands of horny male zombies to break into and infect/eat-brains-of any remaining cloisters of women.

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    16. Re:Nuke em now by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      I wonder if there is a way to have a disease that looks like certain 'types' of people. Then you get it and become allergic to yourself if you are one of those types right? I wonder who the first to create ( as the gp? said 'malicious wetware' ) will be.

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    17. Re:Nuke em now by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      See here: http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Pandemic-2.html a game where you can create your own disease and see how it spreads.

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    18. Re:Nuke em now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That.... is horrible and awesome.

      Horbawesome? Awsorrible?

      You have given that enough thought to be slightly disturbing.

      frank herbert white plague

    19. Re:Nuke em now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh. Its been done.

    20. Re:Nuke em now by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      Using the cold, or the flu causes too much collateral damage. Both viruses can infect any warm blooded animal, (with varying levels of efficiency). This means you would not only kill humans, but also damage the biosphere permanently.,

      HIV only infects humans and other primates. The specificity of the virus is what makes it attractive, and the behavioral modification it would induce in women (Avoid sex at all costs!) is directly in line with the population reduction objective.

      Also, men are known to resort to homosexuality in female deprived environments. (EG, things like prison rape and pals) HIV spreads through any sexual contact, and so, targeting women does not remove the transmission vector between men. (Especially when you throw in edge cases like transsexuals, and non-sexual vectors like needle sticks, and transfusions.)

      The low virulence of HIV is exactly why it is desirable. You want an endemic and lingering menace. Not a sudden explosion of carnage.

      It is possible that some other human specific virus, like HPV, could make a good backup plan. Maybe put ricin genes from the castor bean plant in that one, and get deadly genital warts.

      the effect for population control is that it greatly reduces the desirability of casual sex, and simultaneously reduces the number of women. It puts strong natural selection on monogamy in males, and reduces the number of breeding females. The combined psychological and physical effects create an environment where having sex is seen as terrifying, and where asking a woman to have a good time that you dont know is considered potentially life threatening, and therefore inconsionible,

      That it would be right up a religious nutter's alley is why I think it more probable than some other mechanisms.

    21. Re:Nuke em now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read that short story once. Don't remember the name though.

    22. Re:Nuke em now by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

      Then again if it just made people sterile, and didn't kill them, they wouldn't be so careful about not getting it, so it might be more effective long term. But that seems totally incompatible with the B grade horror movie side objective I sorta had.. Meh..

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  6. UN, carbon credits, oh nos by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >> (whatever) has been detected off the west coast of Canada that violates UN regulations

    Is it Canada waters? Then WTF does anyone care what the UN papershufflers think?

    >> The entrepreneur, Russ George, hopes to cash in on the carbon credits

    Why not? Start treating silly little "carbon credits" like valuable pieces of paper, and they will become money.

    1. Re:UN, carbon credits, oh nos by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Then they'll say that this is counterfeiting.

      BTW, there's no such thing as 'Canadian', or for that matter, 'American, Chinese, etc' waters. It all circulates. So, for example, what gets dumped off Japan will reach the North American coastline. And North Americans are breathing Chinese smog.

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    2. Re:UN, carbon credits, oh nos by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >> (whatever) has been detected off the west coast of Canada that violates UN regulations

      Is it Canada waters? Then WTF does anyone care what the UN papershufflers think?

      >> The entrepreneur, Russ George, hopes to cash in on the carbon credits

      Why not? Start treating silly little "carbon credits" like valuable pieces of paper, and they will become money.

      Canada signed both treaties in question, which makes them part of Canadian law.

      As for the "carbon credits" this guy wants, those are generally only available for people who get legal authorization to do what they want.

      What this guy did is analogous to the Army announcing it wants tanks, and some guy bolts a canon to his Humvee, drops it off at the local National Guard base, and waits for the check to arrive.

    3. Re:UN, carbon credits, oh nos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      The Canadian Indians signed these treaties? So just because a bunch of Europeans came in and settled on land and called it theirs, signed treaties without consulting with native Indians, and now the Indians are being held to such standards? Sounds like you are endorsing slavery.

      Why you hate Indians so much? Take your bigotry somewhere else.

    4. Re:UN, carbon credits, oh nos by mapsjanhere · · Score: 1

      The treaties do not say what you think they do. There is a voluntary moratorium in place that might be violated by the experiment, but there are no national laws and no true enforceable bans in place yet. And the groups opposing it are of the kind that want environmental protection at all cost, and if that means we have to get rid of half the people in the world because we can't feed them without chemical fertilizers, tough luck for them. So I will wait for some more balanced report, maybe even hard scientific data, before picking a side here.

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    5. Re:UN, carbon credits, oh nos by tolkienfan · · Score: 1

      Seriously bad car analogy, dude.
      Coffee damaged keyboard over here.

    6. Re:UN, carbon credits, oh nos by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      US Courts won't charge you with violating the London Convention, but they will nail you for the Marine Protection, Research, and Sanctuaries Act of 1972, which we passed as part of implementing the London Convention.

      I assume the Canadians have passed similar laws, but I can't tell you the exact names.

  7. So what happens... by bobcat7677 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So what happens if this little adventure is actually successful. Obviously there will be some side effects, but what if none of them are negative and the fish flourish and the evil carbon is inprisioned? Will they still seek to crucify this guy? Further, what "teeth" does an international "resolution" have to take legal action against him? he didn't break any actual laws.

    It seems like he is swimming in a big grey sea and knows it. And is willing as an entrepreneur to take the risks associated with that swim. Makes sense to me.

    1. Re:So what happens... by BenJeremy · · Score: 1

      The UN will draft a strongly worded memo and strike him with it.

      That will teach him to go and try and fix the environment without their approval!

    2. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not so much he is willing to take risks.

      more like heads he wins, tails we loose.

    3. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if one strongly worded letter doesn't suffice, they'll get a dictionary, and look up even stronger words!

      Is the UN even worth the money spent on it?

    4. Re:So what happens... by c0lo · · Score: 1

      The UN will draft a strongly worded memo and strike him with it.

      How thick/heavy?

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      Questions raise, answers kill. Raise questions to stay alive.
    5. Re:So what happens... by NicBenjamin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If the venture is successful it will be repeated. Just not by this guy.

      As for the possible consequences of his actions, that really depends on the exact laws Canada adopted when it signed these UN Conventions. Fines are a definite possibility. Getting carbon credits is not, because you don't get carbon credits for breaking the law. Otherwise you'd be able to get money for firebombing your neighbor's SUV.

      It's entirely possible this guy could go to prison for fraud, because he told the local Haida that a) this was totally legal, and b) there was no chance of environmental harm. Neither are true, and given that this guy has been banned from Peru and Spain for doing this exact thing before he can;t very well claim he didn't know.

    6. Re:So what happens... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Of course they will seek to crucify the guy. The whole point of Global Warming Alarmism is to destroy industrialized economies. The people who really care about the environment will be truly happy if this is successful (even though they may be opposed to trying it because of unknowns).
      I love these people saying there are too many unknowns to try this but at the same time claim to know exactly what impact increases in CO2 in the atmosphere will have.

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      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
    7. Re:So what happens... by medv4380 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What if there are unintended consequences? The reason for not allowing Geo Engineering is that you can set off an uncontrollable self feeding cycle. What if what he's doing sets off a cycle that prevents Global Warming and triggers an Ice Age instead? You really should figure out what the possible consequences are before you do something on a global scale. Which normally means more research. If you could stop a Hurricane from hitting Florida but as a consequence Mexico has a drought do you stop the Hurricane?

    8. Re:So what happens... by Githaron · · Score: 1

      The UN will draft a strongly worded memo and strike him with it.

      That will teach him to go and try and fix the environment without their approval!

      Ahhhh! Paper cuts! They burn!

    9. Re:So what happens... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      Would this memo be on recycled paper?

    10. Re:So what happens... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Risks? Will he pay for the clean up if everything doesn't turn out so rosy? Or just deduct the losses from his taxes?

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    11. Re:So what happens... by countach · · Score: 2

      While fiddling with the earth is always questionable, none of this seems worse than what people do on the land everyday. In fact, what with forest clearing and so on, it probably makes this little exercise pale in comparison.

    12. Re:So what happens... by a1cypher · · Score: 1

      Please estimate the size of the strongly worded memo in libraries of congress so that it makes sense to the lay person. Thank you.

    13. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we talking IBM technical manual sized or list of jewish sports stars sized?

    14. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We burn more coal!

    15. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Otherwise you'd be able to get money for firebombing your neighbor's SUV.

      Now you tell me!

    16. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you know? When a certain european oil company DESTROYS the entire Gulf of Mexico all you get is a shrug and "tough shit guys". When some Indians want to at least TRY to repair some environmental damage so they can eat next year...it's a fucking international crisis.

    17. Re:So what happens... by Nemyst · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If it works, he gets to profit from it.
      If it doesn't work, he walks away with the money given to him by the locals.
      If it causes issues, he can wash his hands and let the government take care of the fallout.

      I'm sorry, but that's not what I call taking risks, it's exploitation. He's gambling the ecosystem for profit.

    18. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Further, what "teeth" does an international "resolution" have to take legal action against him? he didn't break any actual laws."

      The resolution itself does not. The resolution is, however, signed and ratified by party countries who then pass their own laws and regulations to implement it within their respective jurisdictions. That is where the proverbial teeth are.

      The two conventions to which the article alludes but does not name are the Convention on Biological Diversity and the Convention on the Prevention of Marine Pollution by Dumping of Wastes and Other Matter.

      The US is a signatory on the CBD but has not yet ratified the treaty so I'm not sure if there is a regulatory apparatus in place to enforce it. Canada is a party country to the CBD.

      The US did sign and ratify the latter convention and passed the Marine Protection, Research, and Sanctuaries Act of 1972 in order to implement it. Canada is also a party to the latter convention.

      If the guy's actions violate the conventions and did so in Canadian or US waters or were so large in scale that they had environmental impact on Canadian or US waters then both countries could take the appropriate civil or possibly even criminal action against him based on the regulatory schemes which each country created to enforce the conventions.

      Countries sign and ratify international treaties and then pass domestic laws to ensure they are enforced. What is so "grey" about that exactly?

    19. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you could stop a Hurricane from hitting Florida but as a consequence Mexico has a drought do you stop the Hurricane?

      You betcha... Who needs Mexico

    20. Re:So what happens... by scdeimos · · Score: 0

      What if what he's doing sets off a cycle that prevents Global Warming and triggers an Ice Age instead?

      Well, duh... then the people who are pushing Global Warming now will be able to revert the the Coming Ice Age they were pushing in the 1970's.

    21. Re:So what happens... by tolkienfan · · Score: 1

      I agree - it probably does pale in comparison.

      Trouble is, I don't know, and I haven't seen any studies that support or refute the claim.

      In the absence of evidence, isn't it prudent to follow Hippocrates, and do no harm?

      If this were intended as a practical experiment, there should be some method of collecting data built in, like how much CO2 is sequestered over time, but that doesn't appear to be the case, and some effects won't be measurable for many years.

      I support studying this approach on a relatively small scale so long as the experiment has some chance of definitive answers - and perhaps this was small enough. At the same time, we should be trying to curb the bad behaviors which are known, without a shadow of a doubt, to cause damage.

    22. Re:So what happens... by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      The UN will draft a strongly worded memo and strike him with it.

      That will teach him to go and try and fix the environment without their approval!



      Bullshit. No-one is going to die from this, nor is anyone starving. In fact, this issue is almost entirely irrelevant... therefor the UN will get involved with extreme prejudiced.
    23. Re:So what happens... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I really find something I can link to so I don't have to type this out every time...

      The ice age predicted in the seventies was supposed to be as a result of sulphur in the atmosphere. It has the opposite effect of carbon in that it bounces energy back out to space. Stopping sulphur getting to the atmosphere is easy, a scrubber on your exhaust stack and most of it is eleiminated. As an added bonus you can sell the sulfuric acid it produces.

      Global warming is from carbon in the atmosphere. Trying to get it out is a lot more of a hassle as you'd have to change the whole way you do things. People don't like change, which is why we're seeing so much more of a fight over global warming.

    24. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that I personally am exposed to the risk that he's taken by doing this. Yeah sure, what if it's all great and he's managed to create selfless people that shit unicorns and rainbows? That would be wonderful. But let's suppose for a minute he's done something much worse. What happens if he fucks an entire ecosystem? He isn't the one who pays the price for the foolish risk he's taken. Everyone in the world does, including myself.

      *I* don't want to be exposed to the dangers that I may be exposed to if his gamble doesn't pay out. THAT IS WHY THIS IS BAD.

    25. Re:So what happens... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1, Funny

      Can I sit this rod of plutonium next to your bed for the rest of week, just to test my theory that you may gain some super powers? No? Then why the fuck do you support something as untested as wholesale changes to global ecosystems, where we know a good chunk of the negative effects, and really aren't sure if the downsides outweigh the upsides? I'm going to guess because you have no idea how the downsides could possibly directly affect you.

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    26. Re:So what happens... by SixAndFiftyThree · · Score: 1

      As Freeman Dyson points out it's very easy to over-use the "do no harm" argument. Given the way ocean waters mix and move over time, I tend to doubt that anything smaller in scale would give us data, and indeed this may not. I'm sad to say that real scientists will now feel pressure either to refrain from studying this "natural experiment" or to report only the negative effects (of which there probably will be one or two) and play down the positive.

    27. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its almost as if a US president were to seize a private company, for the sake of argument lets say like GM, and use tax payer money for it. If it works in saving then they can trot out and say they were the ones that saved it. However, if they do so again, in a company say like Solendra, and it fails, only the taxpayer is responsible for losses and the president can call anyone who points out the failure as a bigot.

      Difference in situations? This guy used his own resources to accomplish something. In the US example, the president treated the taxpayers as his personal slaves providing him a pocket book where he can afford to do irresponsible things without consequences to himself and blaming people who complain for the failures.

    28. Re:So what happens... by Tailhook · · Score: 1

      The experiment has been done. The result is massive phytoplankton bloom and carbon consumption.

      The grandparent is right. This is not fundamentally different than infusing millions of acres of land with nitrates, phosphates, etc. Farming, in other words.

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    29. Re:So what happens... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Are we talking IBM technical manual sized or list of jewish sports stars sized?

      IBM Redbook. Which would essentially make it a death sentence.

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    30. Re:So what happens... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      In some cases, it was the same people.

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    31. Re:So what happens... by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

      And is willing as an entrepreneur to take the risks associated with that swim.

      An externality is a cost or risk which is not internalized in the transaction. In this case, the risk of an ecosystem failure is not fully incorporated in the cost of seeding the area with iron. That is to say, the entrepreneur in this case has not taken all of the risks associated with his work. Externalities reduce GDP in the long run and are the enemy of the free market. You can read more here.

    32. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since global warming will eventually turn Earth into a hellish uninhabitable wasteland a la Venus, the scales are tipped pretty heavily in the 'Try Anything' camp.

      Algal blooms aren't new. Mother Nature sees fit to make them happen all the time.

      Why, then, do so many think that it is it the end of the world when engineers get involved and do it themselves?

      And for complex-system food-web soft-science problems like this, how do you fully research the topic without scaling up and trying things out in the ocean? I say this presuming you know that research has already been done on the topic; this type of geoengineering is not a new idea.

      You'd have done so much better if you'd just complained that the people who did this didn't coordinate better with universities to get better data.

    33. Re:So what happens... by Jiro · · Score: 1

      I could say the same thing as the conventional methods of stopping global warming. What if reducing our carbon usage has serious consequences? Economic consequences are still consequences, and the use of energy is what makes modern human existence what it is. Doing everything that is necessary to stop global warming could have dire consequences on everyone.

      Of course, the response is "yeah, maybe it will damage the economy and your standard of living, but global warming is really bad. We must do everything we can to stop it, even if it does come with a risk". Well, once you've said that global warming is so bad that we must risk dire economic and social consequences if necessary to stop it--suddenly the idea of risking an ice age to stop it instead isn't so crazy. Environmentalists are hoist by their own petard here.

    34. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He broke international treaties.

      Treaty 1: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convention_on_the_Prevention_of_ Marine_Pollution_by_Dumping_of_Wastes_and_Other_Matter
      Treaty 2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convention_on_Biological_Diversity
      Information on how Treaties apply to American Law http://law.onecle.com/constitution/article-2/18-treaties-as-law-of-the-land.html

    35. Re:So what happens... by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      If you could stop a Hurricane from hitting Florida but as a consequence Mexico has a drought do you stop the Hurricane?

      If you ask an American the answer is a resounding sure!, however asking a Mexican will return an entirely different answer.

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    36. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually dug up an old National Geographic issue that supposedly said this... it turned out that scientists at the time were saying they didn't know what was going to happen, just that we needed more information and study.

      Boy did they underestimate the number of people who just wanted to remain ignorant!

    37. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CBC (in Canada) interviewed the guy. He was in full conformance of the law and the UN. He said he had three lawyers on staff to make sure of it. The UN rules had recently changed which allowed the project to go forward. He also mentioned that the release was trivial globally and would only affect the local conditions. I remember seeing US research teams performing the exact same release when they were testing the technology. It is a controversial technique though and I haven't seen anyone disagree with that.

    38. Re:So what happens... by tolkienfan · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info

    39. Re:So what happens... by bythescruff · · Score: 1

      If it succeeds, then he got lucky. Doesn't mean it wasn't risky, or that doing this kind of thing is a good idea.

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    40. Re:So what happens... by jackbird · · Score: 1

      The other fun part is that sulfur dioxide emissions have been brought largely under control through... cap and trade!

    41. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your such a looser. Idjit.

    42. Re:So what happens... by medv4380 · · Score: 1

      Artificially large blooms are not new, and if we use them to counter global warming without knowing what they do we could be in more trouble then just a few extra feet of sea. One possible thing is over oxygenating the ocean. That could kill off a large amount of ocean life and effectively neutralize any benefit. This kind of thing has been done before not too long ago, and everyone was waiting for the test results. Instead this rich exploitive nit wit thinks he can make a quick buck on just preliminary data.

    43. Re:So what happens... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Hasn't the level of sulphur in the atmosphere gone up though, as emissions from China and other countries have replaced that from the US? Wouldn't that suggest the temperature still should be dropping?

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    44. Re:So what happens... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      "Which normally means more research."

      Consider this project an experiment, then. If it works, we learn how. If it backfires terribly, we still learn how, and thus more about how to do it better.

    45. Re:So what happens... by Inda · · Score: 1

      You learn somehting new everyday.

      Out of interest, our scubbers produce gypsum (CaSO4-2H2O), not acid.

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    46. Re:So what happens... by shiftless · · Score: 1

      What if what he's doing sets off a cycle that prevents Global Warming and triggers an Ice Age instead?

      Then we need to shovel money into the space program and get the fuck off this planet.

    47. Re:So what happens... by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Ok I have no clue how that happened.

    48. Re:So what happens... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Actually it has been suggested that the ramp up of chinese coal plants emitting sulphur has been offsetting the carbon from the rest of the world, as there has not been any detectable warming in the last 10 years or so.

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2011/jul/04/sulphur-pollution-china-coal-climate (Sorry for linking to the Guardian, but it's the only one I could find quickly.)

    49. Re:So what happens... by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      The UN will draft a strongly worded memo and strike him with it.

      Will it be rolled up first? Will it be on the nose or rear end? Will each of these decisions require another U.N. resolution?

    50. Re:So what happens... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      You walk in a desert when you see a turtle lying on its back...

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    51. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your attitude is like that of a person sitting in the drivers seat of a car heading down the road. He is moving around in the seat doing this and that, bumping the steering wheel randomly. But he refuses to actually attempt to steer the car or correct for his bumps because "I don't know how to drive! I might crash!"

      We _are_ geoengineering the planet, completely uncontrolled with no thought to side effects. And you say we should avoid trying to correct for it?

    52. Re:So what happens... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Interesting paper, thanks.

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    53. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One "o", not two. "lose"

    54. Re:So what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds almost like Bain Capital - different ecosystem though.

    55. Re:So what happens... by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

      I'd agree if "the team" was doing something that had appropriate monitoring and participation from everyone that could be impacted.

      But they haven't. They've done something massive with little to no regard to who it may impact, and they've intentionally left organizations and people out of the loop so that if something catastrophic goes wrong, it will be difficult to prov they did it, and be held responsible.

      So, no, this isn't about "learning something" it's about some scumbags going for carbon credits. Its a carbon credit lottery, and the potential biggest losers didn't even have the choice weather to buy the tickets.

    56. Re:So what happens... by hicksw · · Score: 1

      you'd be able to get money for firebombing your neighbor's SUV.

      What! Oh Noes! Why do you think I sold it to him?

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  8. Re:That panicked sound you hear from the left by nedlohs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's quite a leap from next to no evidence you are making.

  9. I sure hope the planet can survive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the folks trying to save it.

    (To date, my favorite is to pump Co2 underground. The biosphere might be able to adapt to the incremental additions to Co2 we are doing, but if we store a bunch underground and then screw up and release a bunch at once, I'm not so sure.)

    1. Re:I sure hope the planet can survive by zill · · Score: 1

      Don't you worry, the planet will survive just fine; it's the humans that won't.

  10. Forgiveness comes easier than permission! by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Insofar as realistic-scale research on any geoengineering processes are never going to be allowed, maybe this kinds of illegal stuff is the only way to find out what works and what won't. As the writeup correctly said, we just don't know what kind of effect this will have on oceanic oxygen levels. And for another thing, we don't really know what effect this will have on the salmon either. One thing that I'm happy about: Now we're at least about to find out! Since somebody did this, I hope that a flock of oceanologists flock to the site and measure the shit out of it. Yeah, it's not an experiment we wanted or approve of, but we might as well make a bit of lemonade out of these lemons!

    1. Re:Forgiveness comes easier than permission! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. From a scientific perspective, this is an opportunity to get some good data.

    2. Re:Forgiveness comes easier than permission! by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2

      Good point. However, what if the data unequivocally points to a large-scale and irreversible (at least on any scale that humans care about) negative change? Can we impose a sentence that is even remotely on the same scale as the crime?

      This is a situation where you carefully ramp up your testing, and not just blow shit sky-high, just to see what happens.

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    3. Re:Forgiveness comes easier than permission! by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      The earth's oceans have on the order of 1,400,000,000,000,000,000 tonnes of water. If the earth's ecosystem was so fragile that 100 tonnes of iron in the ocean could have a large scale, negative, and irreversible effect, we're screwed already. Everyone hitting the beach on a hot summer's day would spell the end of mankind.

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    4. Re:Forgiveness comes easier than permission! by rubycodez · · Score: 0

      it is not illegal. the UN has no right to any sovereign nation what to do, and in fact should not even exist.

      this was a good experiment, putting a nutrient in the ocean. there is no known harm from this small 60x60 mile experiment (as opposed to the garbage and oil spills which *do* cause harm).

      I'm glad someone had the courage to try this very viable solution to carbon dioxide pollution

    5. Re:Forgiveness comes easier than permission! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is concentration of the taint and the resultant possibility of local ecological death which can have widespread consequences. Sure it didn't hurt much to introduce a couple of rabbits to Australia... Oh wait. Shit. It did. Ecosystems can be fragile to sudden and massive alterations to its environment; alterations that work as game changers in ways the ecosystem is not adapted to handle. Causing an out of control artificial plankton bloom on a scale relevant enough to warrant dumping the materials in the first place can be catastrophic.

      Yes, the ocean, on a global scale, is colossal. This is a local area that risks local catastrophy,

    6. Re:Forgiveness comes easier than permission! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UN is a framework for treaties that those sovereign nations sign by their own will. Canada signed that treaty, which they have pledged and signed to mean that it is Canadian law. Thus YES it was illegal, but it is also swampy water because of guys like you.

      Whether it should exist is another question entirely.

    7. Re:Forgiveness comes easier than permission! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a moron, so please, draw a picture for me. What's the worst-case scenario for this?

      What effects do natural plankton blooms have? I mean, Wiki has a whole section on the topic, but I scanned the article and my puny brain only sees reference to short-term localized damage to marine life. Did I miss something?

      Perhaps you think that artificial algal blooms are categorically different than natural algal blooms? If so, why?

    8. Re:Forgiveness comes easier than permission! by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      That's true, but it's not what the GP said, and not what I was arguing against. He was saying this change could result in a large-scale, irreversible negative change. It can't, not really. It could do damage, but it's going to be purely local damage. And hey, it sounds like the guy is working with the permission of the owners of the local area. If they screw it up, it's their backyard.

      Also, iron doesn't breed like rabbits.

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    9. Re:Forgiveness comes easier than permission! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      the United States constitution does not allow delegation of federal government duties, nor usurping powers granted to the states or to the people. The UN is a threat to the sovereignty of the United States.

      You fail to understand that man has been plundering the oceans for several decades and major fishing stocks are depleted. This adding of a *nutrient* to essentially create more fish food is beneficial. The oceans are supposed to be teeming with life, but we are killing them with increased acidity due to carbon dioxide making carbonic acid, and with plundering rather than farming & management. This experiment is a step in the right direction. the oceans are supposed to be teeming with life, that does not deserve the adjective "swampy".

    10. Re:Forgiveness comes easier than permission! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average human being weighs about 50,000 grams, and yet, improperly introduced, a single gram of water will kill a person (if they are upside down and the water is introduced to the top of the nasal cavity while there mouth is unable to open). This does not mean that humans are so fragile that a single gram of water can kill us at a moment's notice, but it does mean that to play it safe you should be careful about new ways to introduce water to your system in an effort to loose weight.

  11. Aww common! by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So spewing billions of tons of CO2 into the atmosphere is NOT against UN regulations? That, it seems to me, is the REAL geoengineering experiment. At least the fertilization team is going to learn something that might be useful.

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    1. Re:Aww common! by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      The real kicker are some of the quotes in the article..

      "Some possible effects, such as deep-water oxygen depletion and alteration of distant food webs, should rule out ocean manipulation"
      "Possible effects" should "rule out" .. very absolutist. Lets forget the fact that those "possible effects" may be imaginary, or even beneficial. Can't have any ocean manipulation, ever! its "ruled out!"

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    2. Re:Aww common! by Alef · · Score: 3, Informative

      This isn't exactly total guesswork. I live by the Baltic Sea, which for a long time has been over-fertilized by sewage treatment plants and agriculture in the surrounding countries, and vast areas of its bottom is today completely void of life due to oxygen depletion. I'm suspecting that by "possible" he means we have don't (yet) have any empirical evidence that it would also happen in that area of the ocean.

    3. Re:Aww common! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something tells me your two brain cells can't quite work out together what "oxygen depletion" means. I advice that you read up on the subject before going full retard on a subject you know nothing about and calling scientists "absolutist" just because they have a hard time saying something is certain without evidence beyond their models.

    4. Re:Aww common! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CO2 is NOT poison.

    5. Re:Aww common! by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Can't have any ocean manipulation, ever!

      Well, not unless you pay the right lawmakers and regulators to ensure you get the right permits and make the required "donations" to the appropriate parties.

  12. The UN is a joke... by ClaudeVMS · · Score: 0

    It's funny when one group of moonbats get pissed off with another group of moonbats.

  13. Kneel before god! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 0

    > History is full of examples of ecological manipulations that backfired.

    History is full of hundreds of thousands of times more (probably a gross underestimate) of politicians interfering and making life worse.

    "You must get government permission before doing things" leads to more deaths than anything this side of a major asteroid strike.

    Downside? Small compared to overbearing government, thanks for asking.

    OP likes history? Go fucking learn some!

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  14. What was violated? by Vylen · · Score: 2

    TFA says that it violates two UN rules/moratoria with mention of one that limits ocean fertilisation projects... and probably something about not doing this sort of thing for commercial gain.

    Can anyone else shed some light as to what was actually violated? Especially with the business man (George) in charge of the project claiming that such moratoria are "myths" and don't apply.

    1. Re:What was violated? by NicBenjamin · · Score: 2

      The UN’s convention on biological diversity (CBD), and the UN’s convention on biological diversity (CBD) and London convention on the dumping of wastes at sea.

      Canada is party to both agreements. The US is party to the London Convention. Russ George is an American, his company is American, and they were working for the Haida (a Canadian Aboriginal group) so they are in legal trouble if the Canadian Courts find either applies, or US Courts find the London Convention applies. The specific US Law he would have violated is the Marine Protection, Research, and Sanctuaries Act of 1972, which provides penalties of up to $250,000 and five years in jail.

    2. Re:What was violated? by pthisis · · Score: 1

      Canada is party to both agreements. The US is party to the London Convention. Russ George is an American, his company is American, and they were working for the Haida (a Canadian Aboriginal group) so they are in legal trouble if the Canadian Courts find either applies

      More accurately, they _might_ be in trouble if Canadian Courts find that either applies. It'll then depend on the ongoing mess of sovereignty issues with the Council of the Haida Nations--the Haida never signed any treaties with the Canadian government, so they have a much greater claim to sovereignty than many of the First Nations and may have a legal argument that they are not signatory to those treaties (despite Canada being a signatory).

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    3. Re:What was violated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I read it, the Marine Protection, Research, and Sanctuaries Act of 1972 only controls 'dumping' in the territorial waters (12 mile limit) and continuous zone (further 12 miles) of the United States, or from U.S. vessels, or from vessels sailing out from U.S. ports. The mere fact that George is an American or that his company is American doesn't appear sufficient to trigger any enforcement mechanism or penalty.

      The article also suggests that the release occured 200 n.m. west of Haida Gwaii, which would put him outside of Canadian jurisdiction (and even the Canadian EEZ) unless he did something analogous like use a Canadian flagged vessel or sail from a Candian port (I have no idea of the limits of Canadian law, other than it will not apply to a foreign vessel operating outside the Canadian EEZ).

      Don't pretend that UN conventions are self-executing or that an act that nominally violates a UN convention is automatically criminal. Only 87 states are party to the London Convention, and only 42 to the London Protocol, which means that it is quite possible to run the operation out of a non-signatory such as El Salvador and conduct experiments in international waters outside any nation's EEZ.

    4. Re:What was violated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contiguous zone. Damn browser spell check.

      FYI:

      The Canadian law that would apply is the CEPA, Part VII. That act does not claim to govern the seas beyond the Canadian EEZ except for permit compliance (i.e., compliance with a permit issued in Canada, not unpermitted activities outside the EEZ).

    5. Re:What was violated? by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      That might actually hurt Russ George.

      If the Haida are sovereign then they are the ones who decide what their law is. They are apparently pretty pissed at Mr. George for telling them this was a great idea that everyone would love, when (in fact) it was a very risky idea that many people hated. If nothing else it's not hard to send a lawyer to the Federal Courthouse with a piece of paper that says "While we retain the right to assert our sovereignty in future cases of this nature, in this case we ask the Court to proceed on the basis that the federal government has sovereignty."

      But, yes, there are jurisdictional issues here I was not aware of.

    6. Re:What was violated? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      You have to be careful about doing things in International waters that violate international law. It SEEMS like you're home free until all the countries in the area decide to bar you from their territorial waters and ports. Or some bodies navy decides you qualify as a pirate.

  15. Re:That panicked sound you hear from the left by Rockoon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If carbon credits werent involved, would the same people be in an uproar?

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  16. Hard sci fi strikes again by vlm · · Score: 1

    Hard sci fi figured it all out a long time ago. Read KSR's red mars with special focus on the guerrilla geo/aero/engineering project. Given a lot of thought its all pretty predictable.

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    "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
  17. come Winter, the gorillas just freeze to death. by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    I say sequester carbon in plankton. Then salmon can sequester the plankton. Then sequester that there salmon to my plate, forthwith!

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    1. Re:come Winter, the gorillas just freeze to death. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then sequester that there salmon to my plate

      ...sequester that to my toilet and then onwards back to ocean! The circle of life!

  18. What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by zummit · · Score: 0

    What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

    1. Re:What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      A global carbon certificate market crash. :-)

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  19. Chinese smog??? by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny

    And North Americans are breathing Chinese smog.

    I want to know who gpt paid off to import this foreign made smog when we have plenty of good old American Made Smog right here in Los Angeles!!!

    I think we need a Congressional investigation! With blackjack! And hookers!

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    1. Re:Chinese smog??? by internerdj · · Score: 2

      "I think we need a Congressional investigation! With blackjack! And hookers!" Is there any other kind?

    2. Re:Chinese smog??? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      The ones that also have cocaine?

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  20. Yeah! by gaelfx · · Score: 2

    See, carbon credits are sooooooooooooo great y'all!

    This is the kind of problem that's created by adversarial politics, we almost always end up choosing a single bad guy to blame all the ills in the world on, but in the end, it's a systemic issue that creates these problems. We'll never find a metric that tells us what is right and wrong to do with regards to the environment, and any solution that seems to offer such a measurement is disingenuous at best.

    1. Re:Yeah! by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Market distortion at its finest. Before the government got involved, carbon sequestration was worth almost zero.. now its worth big bucks.

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      "His name was James Damore."
    2. Re:Yeah! by the+biologist · · Score: 1

      Which is to say... before the government got involved, there was no market which dealt with carbon sequestration. Before the government got involved the market thought it was a great thing to significantly shift the chemistry of our atmosphere by burning lots of crap and dumping it in the air for everyone to breath.

    3. Re:Yeah! by Art+Challenor · · Score: 1

      What? Did you expect Goldman Sachs to just go away after screwing the economy (housing bubble, oil futures, rigged bailout). This is their next chance to take the US tax payers for big buck (Cap-n-Trade is basically a way for Goldman to tax polluters with the money going to them instead of the public coffers).

      All the profits go to Goldman, all the risk goes to the tax payers.

    4. Re:Yeah! by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      What? Did you expect Goldman Sachs to just go away after screwing the economy (housing bubble, oil futures, rigged bailout).

      I expect that at some point we might learn that the government distortions of markets is not something to be done so willy-nilly, regardless of the 'good intentions' its sold to us with. That housing bubble was also built on the good government intentions to help people at the very edge of affordable home ownership. The collapse was predicted years in advance, but the only members of government that recognized and wanted to do anything about it were shut out, such as Ron Paul in 2001

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    5. Re:Yeah! by Art+Challenor · · Score: 1

      Well, no, that's not going to happen, if for no other reason than exactly the same economists who screwed up the first time are the same ones being asked how to fix the problem. Shame programming doesn't work that way: http://search.dilbert.com/comic/10%20Dollars%20Bug%20Fix

    6. Re:Yeah! by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      I expect that at some point we might learn that the government distortions of markets is not something to be done so willy-nilly, regardless of the 'good intentions' its sold to us with.

      Yep, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

      On the other hand, sulphur emissions and acid rain is not so much of a problem today, due to cap n trade. Apparently that kind of thing works sometimes.

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  21. Phyto-Plankton Produce Oxygen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't pretend to be an expert in this field, but my understanding was that phyto-plankton and algae produce 50% of the world's oxygen. Wouldn't a bloom produce more oxygen in the nearby waters?

    1. Re:Phyto-Plankton Produce Oxygen? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2

      They produce oxygen as long as they are alive and near the surface. They sink to the deep waters after they died, and even if they still lived they would have a hard time to produce oxygen down in the darkness of the deep sea.

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    2. Re:Phyto-Plankton Produce Oxygen? by NicBenjamin · · Score: 2

      Yup.

      Mostly by stripping the Carbon from CO2 atoms. That's actually the entire point of doing it. Problem is it can screw up the local ecosystem in very unpredictable ways.

    3. Re:Phyto-Plankton Produce Oxygen? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      how? plankton are fish and whale food. this was a fantastic experiment and I'm glad it was done. the scale of it is tiny (60 x 60 mile)

    4. Re:Phyto-Plankton Produce Oxygen? by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      You answered your own question.

      Lots more fish and whale food means lots more fish and whales, as long as the experiment lasts that's not a problem. But when it ends the new fish and whales don't magically disappear, they hang around eating plankton until the plankton's gone, then they starve. If you're lucky everything gets back to where it should be after a few years of screwy population numbers, if you're not lucky the new fish/whales eat all the plankton and then starve, which means everything that eats them starves, and jellyfish rule the earth.

      As for the scale, your math is right, but if someone with a PhD in this shit uses the phrase "this scares me," I tend to take that fairly seriously. And Dr. Maria Maldonado used exactly that phrase.

  22. First Nations people, not Amerindians by gig · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Amerindians

    In Canada, they know where the fuck India is. The people you are referring to are called “First Nations” not Indians. Maybe you should look at a map also.

    1. Re:First Nations people, not Amerindians by Detritusher · · Score: 2

      Nice chip you have on your shoulder there crank, do you have a big sign in your front yard that reads "Get off my lawn!"

    2. Re:First Nations people, not Amerindians by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Isn't India an English word?

    3. Re:First Nations people, not Amerindians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not an English word. It is just a name that stuck with most Europeans of the 18th, 19th century.

    4. Re:First Nations people, not Amerindians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it's an English word. It's the English name for that country. (It's also a word in Spanish, Welsh, and probably numerous other European languages.)

      The fact that the etymology includes Latin, Greek, Old Persian and Sanskrit has little to do with it's English-ness.

    5. Re:First Nations people, not Amerindians by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes. In both French and English.

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    6. Re:First Nations people, not Amerindians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indian is still legally considered a valid term. See the Indian Act.

    7. Re:First Nations people, not Amerindians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you write that comment to fulfill your Canadian Content requirement?

    8. Re:First Nations people, not Amerindians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, the law still classifies them as Indians, which is how they refer to themselves.

    9. Re:First Nations people, not Amerindians by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      The people you are referring to are called âoeFirst Nationsâ not Indians. Maybe you should look at a map also.

      The people you are referring to are the third wave of settlers from Asia in North America, having successively driven out or killed the first two waves. Maybe you should look at a timeline also.

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    10. Re:First Nations people, not Amerindians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Canada we mostly call them Aboriginals at least here in BC.

    11. Re:First Nations people, not Amerindians by will_die · · Score: 1

      Don't know about Canada but in the USA the tribes that are around and ones when various European countries came across were not the first nations. According to thier own histories they killed and kicked out other people so in most places, they are usually the third and four nations.

    12. Re:First Nations people, not Amerindians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Hindi, just in case any Indians happen to walk by.

  23. Re:That panicked sound you hear from the left by slashdyke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    is the sound of people wanting to know what the outcome is, to know that we are not doing more harm than good, before we do something like this. Don't f*ck the world by accident or by ignorance. Preferably don't f*ck it at all. I do not mind experimenting and learning, but something on this scale that has such huge potential ramifications, all on someone's belief rather than proven science, backed with long term studies - Nahh, that I do not like. Too much of it already in the world we live in. Let's learn from humanity's mistakes, please!

  24. Re:That panicked sound you hear from the left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, my melons are more on the pink side.

  25. The important thing... by metrometro · · Score: 1

    The important thing is that we live in a world where "rogue geoengineer" is a profession. I assume he's got an icecave where dude hangs out with Julian Assange and the rest of the League of Gray-hat Supervillians.

  26. Re:That panicked sound you hear from the left by Mashiki · · Score: 2

    If carbon credits werent involved, would the same people be in an uproar?

    Well being from Ontario(Cdn), his comment about watermelons, is pretty much spot on. Especially in relation to the disastrous "green" projects that the now ex-pm of the province has going. $24 billion and counting at the cost to tax payers.

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  27. Re:That panicked sound you hear from the left by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    You need more GMO.

  28. there's another word for carbon trapping by msheekhah · · Score: 4, Insightful

    oxygen production. plankton are the foundation of the ocean ecosystem. i'm a lefty, but this seems like a win win. change will happen. but no more than when we make hydroelectric dams that drastically change the water temperature so all of the indigenous fish die and have to be replaced with colder water species. and these types of changes are justified every day. I really don't see a problem with this. let's do a study to see what happens when we offer fish more food. you get more fish.

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    1. Re:there's another word for carbon trapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the fish choke to death on food, it's a win win!

  29. so... by retchdog · · Score: 3, Interesting

    since everyone is already bashing liberals and government regulations, let's look at it from the other side.

    what's the libertarian take on this, or, hypothetically, any project where the risks are in the $billions (ignoring effects on human life and welfare)? if things go wrong, then even if this guy goes into a private debtor's prison for life and somehow works at maximum capacity, there would be practically zero chance of him taking full responsibility for his harm. but the state shouldn't be able to stop him preemptively, so what's the deal? how will the open market take care of this (assuming for the moment that he has property licensed the property rights he needs to execute this project).

    i guess he could take an insurance policy in theory, but even if an insurer were willing to cover this, the premium if correctly computed would probably be more than he could afford, so he would just go ahead and do it anyway.

    what would happen in the real world is, of course, that private interests would have this guy arrested and maybe worse. but that's initiation of force (and libertarians would have to admit that private prisons would still exist in their paradise), so how do you solve the problem without initiating force?

    you could say that the entrepreneur is "initiating force" by doing something very risky, but that's a definition which would admit many of the government regulations we have today.

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    1. Re:so... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      A coalition of opposed citizens (or just one rich one) outfit a warship and blow him out of the ocean?

    2. Re:so... by retchdog · · Score: 1

      that's what i meant by "arrested or worse," and yeah, that's exactly what would happen in reality. i was asking about libertarian fantasy land.

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    3. Re:so... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      In reality a government would send a warship to stop him. "Libertarian" seems to mean pretty much whatever you want it to but in many definitions you can just replace "government" with "a coalition of opposed citizens (or just one rich one)."

    4. Re:so... by retchdog · · Score: 1

      but that's initiating force, which is the one thing most libertarians claim to agree is wrong.

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    5. Re:so... by Renevith · · Score: 1

      Self-defense is a widely-accepted exception.

    6. Re:so... by retchdog · · Score: 1

      so introducing the risk of environment impact is considered initiation of force?

      great, now we need a fairly large government to monitor and enforce this law.

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    7. Re:so... by Renevith · · Score: 1

      You seem legitimately interested in hearing a perspective different from your own, so I'll oblige. Note that libertarianism is diverse, like any political affiliation, so not everyone who identifies with that label would agree with my responses.

      Insurance is a common libertarian answer in this situation, and one that makes sense to me.

      i guess he could take an insurance policy in theory, but even if an insurer were willing to cover this, the premium if correctly computed would probably be more than he could afford

      Then he can't do it. If the fair premium is higher than the benefit of the project, that tells you that the total benefits of the project are lower than the total costs, so the project should not be undertaken. If he thinks the premium is unfairly high, or if nobody will cover it due to the size and uncertainly, he could work to build up significant evidence of the safety of the proposed activity (which is exactly what most people would probably want to see before he started anyway, libertarian or not).

      so he would just go ahead and do it anyway.

      This seems like an argument that applies to any crime under any political system... but if he did that in a libertarian society, then anyone who was potentially going to be affected would be eligible to defend themselves by preventing him from doing it. Note that people could delegate their self-defense, so even someone who lives far away and/or has a busy life already could still exercise their right of self-defense without undue inconvenience.

      what would happen in the real world is, of course, that private interests would have this guy arrested and maybe worse. but that's initiation of force

      I don't know of many people who consider self-defense to be initiation of force. Of course people would only be justified in using as much force as reasonable to stop him... initiating an experiment like this would not be carte blanche for dialing up the assassins. (This just follows from current common-law precedent for justifying self-defense.)

      libertarians would have to admit that private prisons would still exist in their paradise

      Yep. The main problem I personally have with prisons is not their existence but the high number of people locked up for acts of non-aggression (e.g. marijuana possession). Also note that, in the hierarchy of monopoly government institutions that libertarians want to get rid of, the justice system is typically near the end of the list because of the problems inherent in having two people with opposing interests (plaintiff and defendant) jointly select from multiple competing private court/prison systems.

      you could say that the entrepreneur is "initiating force" by doing something very risky, but that's a definition which would admit many of the government regulations we have today.

      "Regulations" are not necessarily against libertarian principles. After all, most libertarians want to live in stable modern society too, and are against direct aggression such as theft as well as indirect and/or probabilistic aggression like pollution of other people's property or reckless endangerment (e.g. driving drunk or attempting large-scale unproven geo-engineering experiments affecting other people's property). Remember not to confuse us with anarcho-capitalists!

      I appreciated your reasonable tone when referring to libertarian principles so I was actually willing to respond, unlike in most slashdot flamefests. Hope you found the perspective interesting at least.

    8. Re:so... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Most libertarians who aren't complete anarchists agree that a government is necessary to protect people from aggression. You can follow that to whatever conclusions you like.

    9. Re:so... by retchdog · · Score: 1

      right; my claim is that this government would have to be pretty large and intrusive to deal with all cases like this.

      or: everyone is libertarian about the parts of government they don't like.

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    10. Re:so... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      There's one other thing lots of libertarians believe in - optional taxes. So you have a government to protect you but everybody pays for it at their own discretion.

    11. Re:so... by retchdog · · Score: 1

      yeah; a glib, tangential reply to every practical objection, but i'm sure that if one of the 4,182 most popular variants of libertarianism were magically enacted, it would be a goddam paradise.

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    12. Re:so... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Just to be clear, I'm not a libertarian, I'm making fun of them. I don't really see any difference between a government taking this guy out or a bunch of rich vigilantes, except that with a democratic government doing it we all get to vote no matter how much money we have. And a libertarian world where nobody has to pay taxes would be a world where nobody DOES pay taxes and the government that's supposed to protect people would end up being a bunch of private security goons who protect the rich and screw the rest.

      I'm sure that if one of the variants of libertarianism was enacted it would end up somewhere between the environmental free for all of the 1960s and 70s and the laissez-faire capitalism (read child coal miners) of the early industrial revolution. Or maybe warlord Somalia if you were REALLY libertarian.

  30. Channeling Andrew Jackson by JDG1980 · · Score: 2

    The UN has made its decision; now let it enforce it.

    Seriously: there is nothing the UN can do about actions undertaken by private parties. They don't have any police force, much less an army. Now, if the actions violated Canadian law, that might be something that Mr. George actually has to worry about. But violating a resolution of the UN has no more effect than violating a resolution of your local university faculty senate. They are a talking shop, nothing more.

    1. Re:Channeling Andrew Jackson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UN can do no right. If it tried to enforce anything, it would be usurping the will of democratically elected governments to force its tyrannical diktats on subject populations. If it doesn't try to enforce anything, it's an irrelevant talking shop deserving no respect and no funding.

      In fact, it's a bit like the US Supreme Court in Andrew Jackson's day...

      The answer is that if Canada signed up to this UN rule (of its own, democratically sanctioned, volition), then it will be enforced under Canadian law. If Canada hasn't signed up to it, then nothing will happen. "UN rules" are neither here nor there in either case.

  31. We already know what will happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The plankton will bloom creating a huge boom in population for the species that eat the plankton, and the species that eat the species that eat the plankton.

  32. 100 tons in, 100 million tons out. by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

    Every year we take 100 million tons of biomass from the oceans (mostly as pelagic fish, 70m tons). And each year, we dump 6 million tons of garbage in the oceans, 2 million tons of waste oil, and discharge about 450 cubic kilometres of waste water into rivers (about 450 billion tons, so even ppb chemicals release more than 100 tons).

    But lets worry about 100 tons of iron sulphate dust.

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    1. Re:100 tons in, 100 million tons out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah who cares about 100 tons, let me know when its 1000 tons then we should do something.........

    2. Re:100 tons in, 100 million tons out. by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      So we shouldn't care about this because other people are doing worse things.

      Yay for lack of caring?

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    3. Re:100 tons in, 100 million tons out. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Every year we take 100 million tons of biomass from the oceans (mostly as pelagic fish, 70m tons). And each year, we dump 6 million tons of garbage in the oceans, 2 million tons of waste oil, and discharge about 450 cubic kilometres of waste water into rivers (about 450 billion tons, so even ppb chemicals release more than 100 tons).

      But lets worry about 100 tons of iron sulphate dust.

      Right, but it's some kind of tipping point, where a tiny bit (seen collectively) can cause huge changes. I remember reading that somewhere.

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    4. Re:100 tons in, 100 million tons out. by LordLucless · · Score: 0

      So possibly you should deal with the massive problem instead of nit-picking small ones. Selective enforcement much? This article is about people betting riled that someone is taking a piss in the pool, while at the other end, something is pitchforking in manure.

      They only care about the piss because the guy with the manure's been doing it for the last hundred years. It's not a question of impact, it's a question of novelty.

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    5. Re:100 tons in, 100 million tons out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We take, we dump etc..

      Is there a conclusion we are supposed to draw from your posted figures or is just throwing those figures out there imply something?

      Last year, I cut my grass 12 times, washed my car 15 times, and watched 45 movies on HBO!

    6. Re:100 tons in, 100 million tons out. by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Each year we dump 6 million tons of garbage in the oceans. That's how much we care.

      I will happily angrily shout at a company dumping 100 tons of waste because they can't be bothered not dumping it. I'm happy to support, through my council taxes, gratings to stop a few hundred tons of plastic waste from washing into the sea via local storm-water. But no, I'm not going to get upset over someone deliberately releasing a tiny amount of chemical fertiliser to achieve two specific positive effects, very slightly increasing regional fish biomass and very slightly reducing global CO2.

      Even as research, this is a trivial amount. And given how potentially useful the technique, we damn well should be doing the research.

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    7. Re:100 tons in, 100 million tons out. by rubycodez · · Score: 3, Insightful

      no, we shouldn't care because they put in a nutrient that plankton like, on a scale that is miniscule (60x60 miles). there can be no long-term damage from an experiment on this scale. this is a viable solution to reducing carbon dioxide pollution in the atmosphere, and I'm glad someone had the balls to do it on a tiny scale so we can assess whether larger scale would in fact cause lasting harm. this was a good thing to do.

    8. Re:100 tons in, 100 million tons out. by fche · · Score: 1

      The only tipping point 'round here is by the customers of the ale store.

    9. Re:100 tons in, 100 million tons out. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard about "dead zones" caused, largely, by runoffs of agricultural fertilizer?

      What happens is the fertilizer causes an algae bloom, then is dies and decays, and uses most of the oxygen in the water. Most sealife can't live in such areas. There are huge ones in the Gulf, off New England, and, IIRC, one off Seattle. (Sewage is fertilizer, after all.)

      This could be very bad. But if they don't use too much fertilizer, it might be ok. I don't, however, think it's worth ANY carbon credits. There is little evidence that much of the carbon captured remains out of the atmosphere for very long. There is some evidence that it doesn't. (Small scale experiments only, AFAIK. So perhaps the effects don't scale. Particularly if it DOES cause another dead zone, because the lack of life in the dead zone keeps the carbon from being eaten, which is what mainly happened in the small scale experiments.)

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    10. Re:100 tons in, 100 million tons out. by DarenN · · Score: 1

      that's a tippling point...

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  33. How does this work? by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

    How do you earn carbon credits by dumping iron sulphate in the ocean?.
    I find it hard to believe you'd get the by doing something against the rules.
    Can I claim carbon credits by killing someone? It means they'll produce less carbon dioxide.

    1. Re:How does this work? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      Plankton sequester carbon dioxide in their shells which go to the bottom of the sea, that's how. this is a viable means of reducing atmospheric carbon dioxide and also replenishing the plundered fishing stock of the world. there is in truth no known downside, despite the alarmist crap in the article. great this experiment was done, putting nutrient in ocean to beneft plankton and the food chain above them.

      The U.N. has no right to tell a sovereign nation what to do, if the Canadian government wants to interfere that's fine, but those Al Gore types with their carbon credit scams and cap & trade scams can suck on it, this is the very least dangerous problem that will cause. Already documented billions of cap & trade fraud in europe, whereas this process will actually reduce atmospheric carbon.

    2. Re:How does this work? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying it won't help sequester carbon dioxide, I'm questioning the validity of issuing carbon credits for doing it. Has someone already said x tons of iron sulphate in the ocean = y carbon credits? Does it depend on which ocean? What season it is done in? Square kilometer of algae blooms?

    3. Re:How does this work? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      see? that's why this harmless experiment is helpful, and can give insight to those questions

    4. Re:How does this work? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      But they're just dumping it. There is no scientific method to their madness.

    5. Re:How does this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I claim carbon credits by killing someone? It means they'll produce less carbon dioxide.

      No, they will get carbon credits (posthumously), not you.

  34. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The UN is nothing but a incredibly huge joke, waste of money, time, energy and resources. Why anyone even pays attention to them is beyond me.

    They need to be disbanded and forgotten.

  35. There is no such thing as "UN regulations." by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    The UN is not (yet) a world government. There is a voluntary moratorium on geoengineering among the small number of governments that could afford to attempt such a thing, but that hardly qualifies as "UN regulations". In any case, small-scale experiments such as this, no matter how ill-conceived, are not going to have any global impact and so do not qualify as geoengineering.

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  36. Bureaucratic Bullshit by hemo_jr · · Score: 1

    What a bunch of cry-babies. They cry about global warming and then when someone tries to do something about it, they cry about that. Either fish or cut bait. Whining is the wrong option.

    1. Re:Bureaucratic Bullshit by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Either fish or cut bait.

      Or you could put more consideration into planning the fishing trip so you don't end up tangled in the line.

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  37. Dear UN: by pla · · Score: 1

    Dear UN:

    Go fuck yourself until you come up with your own plan. Difficulty - No "strongly worded letter"s.

  38. This is the day I stop reading slashdot by Nursie · · Score: 0

    Baldrson made the front page.

    Jim Bowery is a racist piece of crap. This is where my journey with this website ends.

  39. They are the Haida Nation, singular. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are no other nations involved here, so there's no reason not to use the name they call themselves.

    1. Re:They are the Haida Nation, singular. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      There are no other nations involved here, so there's no reason not to use the name they call themselves.

      But, I want to get points for being politically correct and still be too lazy to learn the names of the people I pretend to care about!

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  40. Re:That panicked sound you hear from the left by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    If carbon credits werent involved, would the same people be in an uproar?

    Does it really matter? I thought carbon credits were supposed to encourage this type of, er, entrepreneurship.

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  41. Only to dream... by Surasanji · · Score: 1

    Has science fiction taught us nothing?!

  42. That's not what we intended by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    I seem to be hearing the sound of UN flunkies screaming that this wasn't the way it was supposed to work? "AIIIIEEEEE!!! You can't just MANUFACTURE carbon credits!! That defeats the whole purpose of redistributing North American wealth!! Oh, wait, I wasn't supposed to tell anyone that. My bad."

  43. More power to them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're all wrong! They are "indigenous peoples"! More power to them for trying to replace all the fish killed off through overfishing by greedy Russian/Japanese/Norwegian super ocean-vacuums. May they cause the dying seas to bloom! At least somebody still has balls on this planet! Who gives a damn about the UN anyway? They are the most screwed up of all...

  44. Re:That panicked sound you hear from the left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    carbon credits are a scam.
    nothing more,nothing less.
    create fake company,that makes nothing.
    sell your carbon credits to a company that actually makes something.
    thats all they are.
    regards,
    mike

  45. Lol by lightknight · · Score: 1

    And in the end, the Greens realized that it was their own efforts to prevent environmental degradation that spurred it.

    Foreign species brought in to repair the damage to local environments became invasive. Carbon markets, to tax and control pollution in the atmosphere, were soon gamed by every lawyer who had a creative mind. Even their attempts to depopulate or cull humanity only resulted in a population explosion, as stress + humans = sex.

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    1. Re:Lol by Bongo · · Score: 1

      Unintended consequences kinda invalidate the old ecological ideal that ecosystems are in "balance" (just like we used to think that Empires were a Natural Order). Perhaps may as well trend the notion that we can't predict the future –– yes it might change catastrophically, but it can't be predicted. Can try to predict, just not take any prediction seriously.

  46. Better Article and Title Would be by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    Tiny Experiment in Reducing Carbon Dioxide Pollution is Success

    By putting a nutrient for plankton in the the ocean, a 60x60 plankton bloom will provide food for a Native American tribes salmon stocks. Moreover, the solution might work on a large scale to reduce the Earth's manmade carbon emissions. The inital venture was an amazing success, and any possible harm from implementing this long ago proposed geoengineernig activity can for the first time examined with real data.

  47. UN Regulations by Tangential · · Score: 1

    Why would an "Amerindians" give a flying F about UN Regulations? Did the UN sign a treaty with their tribe?

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  48. Mostly Off-topic by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

    Talk about this and generally about China's lack of involvement in CO2 emission standards--and the US using such as an excuse not to act--makes me realize something rather non-profound but possibly relevant. It would seem clear to me that the US has a rather serious management problem. You see, China is a lot like Google and the US is a lot like Microsoft.

    By that I mean, China is a developing country which is still working out just what sort of economic form it will have in the future. As a result, it is not only experience a lot of growth as it learns what it does well but it also wastes a lot of resources on a lot of projects that end up as dead-ends.

    Meanwhile, the US is a developed country with a rather stable--overall--economic form. Growth ends up being rather incremental and spurts are usually rather limited in scope to the few success stories where the "US ingenuity"--ie, the perceived actions of a startup company/country--sees a wasteful project that actually goes somewhere. In the end, though, a lot of the economic form is controlled through a network of treaties and implied if not outright acted acts of force against not only enemies but also allies. The focus is, of course, to solidify power but it comes at the cost of exerting a lot more resources per capita as so many resources go towards just maintaining the power base.

    Now, the real problem in all this is way too many Republicans and Democrats think the US is still a startup. They function just like a manager or a CEO who wants to do slash and burn policies--like cutting wages, benefits, etc to be more competitive against other countries--because they see those very things that make the US a developed country as also the main impediment to growth. The truth is, of course, that those sorts of actions --just like massive loans/stimulus packages--do have a short term benefit but obvious long-term harm. And if next quarter thinking and CEO golden parachutes make one's blood boil, then the very nature of the electoral process and the absurd compensation package offered to federal politicians would seem to be the very framework of which corporate executives must have cribbed their playbook.

    So, yea, way off-topic to the point at hand. But, then, given the UN is all about trying to provide a forum for countries to talk to avoid war, I really don't see how the geoengineering project really falls under their purview any more than the CO2 issue, especially given how little teeth the UN has to enforce anything and certain how unwilling any country, even those who have made pledges, are inclined to explicitly force their citizens to comply.

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  49. I'm just saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'It is difficult if not impossible to detect and describe important effects that we know might occur months or years later."

    Wait..what? How do you "know what might"? Is that any different than knowing what might not?

    And I thought the models the climate scientists were using were beyond reproach? Why wouldn't those models, or same methodology work here? Is it because the system is large and complicated and any model would end up being simplified to the degree that the assumptions are more important than the inputs?

    No way.

  50. Re:That panicked sound you hear from the left by HiThere · · Score: 1

    You overstate a basically correct case. Some carbon credits actually do work to generate offset. Some do, but not as much as they claim. Many are, indeed, pure scam.

    There is no way to properly regulate carbon credits, and the people who designed the system knew it, and intended ti. A carbon tax was the correct approach. It is reasonably enforceable with only a small bureaucracy needed. But it didn't provide as many opportunities for hidden (and obscured) corruption. Guess which passed.

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    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  51. Re:That panicked sound you hear from the left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, they're big enough...

  52. Re:That panicked sound you hear from the left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't all those people with the computer models that so conclusively prove AGW use those same models (or ones just like them) to model this complex system and predict the results with a high degree of fidelity? Is this system that much more complex than global climate?

  53. Re:That panicked sound you hear from the left by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    Impossible.

  54. A New Punishment for a Brave New GeoWorld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have him eat a pound of the shit he sprayed, seems fair enough.

  55. Poor ignorant savages by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Yes, those poor ignorant savages, always getting taken advantage of by the bad whites. Only the good whites can guide the poor ignorant savages on the path to enlightenment.

  56. Got enough money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You too can experiment on our planet, with crazy ideas...

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  58. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's kind of funny to read this after having been called a crazy conspiracy theorist for months while this stuff is actually happening..

  59. dead zones by Herve5 · · Score: 2

    mod parent up.

    In France we have one such dead zone, consecutive to huge pork sewage dropped at sea.
    Enormous algae blooms result in beaches covered with thick rot algae (instead of sand), which sucks so much oxygen out of the air (or produces so much other gases, I don't remember exactly) that this kills animals passing by the beaches (wild boars, horses recently). Mind you, how this helps tourism there ;-)
    Needless to say bathing is forbiden.
    Local politicians respect the numerous pork farmers, so nothing at all was done until the recent animal deathes made headlines. But I'm not sure anything will result, since that's all the local economy that should evolve.

    At least in the OP the locals haven't evolved too much dependency yet.

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    Herve S.
  60. Indigenous Pacific Island Tribe by Martin+S. · · Score: 1

    Are probably not members of the UN so I cannot see how they can be constrained by it's treaties.

    What is the tangible difference from pouring huge amongst of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere?

  61. Re:That panicked sound you hear from the left by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

    That's quite a leap from next to no evidence you are making.
    [cue levar burton Voice]"But you don't have to take my word for it." Let's ask Dr. Otto Edenhofer of the IPCC, "One has to free oneself from the illusion that international climate policy is environmental policy. This has almost nothing to do with environmental policy anymore, with problems such as deforestation or the ozone hole."

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    I laughed at the weak who considered themselves good because they lacked claws.
  62. What history is full of... by iMactheKnife · · Score: 1

    "History is full of examples of ecological manipulations that backfired.'"

    Uh... can you name a few thousand? How about ten?

  63. Casinos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have no problem with them finally getting something from the worthless land they were shifted onto - some tribes multiple times; others they are just robbed and spend decades in court. But I draw the line at international level environmental crimes. The UN should sanction them and the USA should also.

  64. that ain't all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a documentary film entitled "what in the world are they spraying" presents some very compelling evidence that the 'chemtrail' phenomenon is in fact a unapproved geoengineering project dumping tons of (highly toxic) particulate aluminum into the atmosphere. this is supposed to reflect light away from the planets surface and help to cool it. but increasing soil toxicity is now forcing many organic farmers to buy aluminum resistant gm seeds from Monsanto. are they trying to save the planet? or poison the natural world so we become dependant on nutrient deficient gm foods?

  65. Huge? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    Its less than 32,000 litres of iron sulphate.
    There are 1,386,000,000,000,000,000,000 litres of water in the ocean.
    That's 0.0000000000000023%