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In UK, Apple Must Run Ad Apologizing to Samsung

sfcrazy writes "Apple has lost is appeal in a UK court against Samsung's Galaxy Tab. The court of appeals has upheld its previous judgment that Samsung did not infringe on any Apple design. According to the order Apple will have to run an ads in leading UK newspapers as well its own website stating that Samsung did not infringes its products. To ensure that the ad is visible the court also ordered that the text of the ad must not be in a font size smaller than Ariel 14. Apple will have to run the ad on its site for a period of one month."

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  1. This is why by aglider · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Britannia rules!

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    1. Re:This is why by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Apple brought it on themselves. They went around making these untrue claims and now the court is telling them to undo that damage. Restorative justice.

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    2. Re:This is why by jkrise · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes. Not only the customers, even the judges (I'm thinking about you, Lucy Koh) are not complete idiots in the UK.

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    3. Re:This is why by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2

      brave, brave sir robin!

      (go rtfa)

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    4. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Untrue is not accurate, which is why it went to court in the first place.

    5. Re:This is why by somersault · · Score: 0

      Uh yeah, because having a trial means you're always guilty, right?

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    6. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Having a trial doesn't mean that at all, losing it, on the other hand, does*.

      * - Unless you win your appeal. Which Apple didn't.

    7. Re:This is why by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      (I'm thinking about you, Lucy Koh)

      Here comes a restraining order...

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    8. Re:This is why by cygnwolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Noo, In this case the court is saying that Apples claims WERE untrue, when Apple not only filed, but went to press detailing it's claims of copyright infringement. This was originally a finding against the plaintiff. But yes, the judge says their claims were untrue, and now apple had to apologize.

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    9. Re:This is why by grenadeh · · Score: 2

      I think I should move to England where there is apparently still sanity left in the world.

    10. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A sanity well documented by security cameras.

    11. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For certain values of "sanity"

      Getting in trouble for a twitter joke and having to appeal to higher court to overturn it doesn't really sound as "sane" to me, for example.

    12. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually it does mean you're guilty, even if found innocent. This isn't the USA where they go to trial for every little thing. So, going to trial, even if you win, still brings a certain stigma.

    13. Re:This is why by GaratNW · · Score: 1

      As Nelson would say... "Haaaaa Hah!"

    14. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Loosing a trial should have been enough. It's ridiculous that they also require Apple to "like it". After fullfilling courts judgement, Apple should run their own campaign for way more than a moth to show how Samsung is copying.

    15. Re:This is why by Phreakiture · · Score: 2

      I strongly suspect that Richard O'Dwyer would disagree with you. If sanity were the reigning force, then extradition to the US for commiting, in England, something that is not, in England, a crime, in England, where he lives and has always lived, but pisses off a corporate exec or two in the US.

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    16. Re:This is why by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      That is what I said. I think maybe there is some legal language that is different between the UK and US, because you are the second person who misinterpreted me.

      Apple publicly accused Samsung of copying them, which damaged Samsung's reputation. Apple's accusations were untrue, and now the court is requiring Apple to undo the damage by placing adverts in the same press that their claims appeared in.

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    17. Re:This is why by sjames · · Score: 1

      No, you can take someone to court over any kooky claim you'd care to make. The court determines the truth of your claims. In Apple's case the court found the claims to be untrue.

    18. Re:This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Apple should run their own campaign for way more than a moth to show how Samsung is copying.

      You mean lying. Like Apple always has. Remember the "Pentium roasting" cherry-picked Photoshop filter ads?

    19. Re:This is why by pspahn · · Score: 1

      But it is vain to imagine that the mere perception or declaration of right principles, whether in one country or in many countries, will be of any value unless they are supported by those qualities of civic virtue and manly courageâ"aye, and by those instruments and agencies of force and science which in the last resort must be the defense of right and reason.

      It has nothing to do with sanity and everything to do with what is judged to be "last resort".

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    20. Re:This is why by cygnwolf · · Score: 0
      you said:

      "Apple made untrue claims"

      which, by implication, means that you were saying Apple's claims were True.

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  2. The ruling itself by ais523 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I just came here after finishing reading the ruling itself, [2012] EWCA Civ 1339. I find UK legalese rather easier to read than US legalese (not being a lawyer), and it's interestingly informal in some parts. It's also quite informative (the judges pointed out specifically which differences they found to be relevant, such as the iPad's registered design being intentionally symmetrical, and the Galaxy Tab having an obvious intended orientation due to the addition of the word "SAMSUNG").

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    1. Re:The ruling itself by symes · · Score: 5, Funny

      I kind of read some sub-text there - that the two tablets are not similar because one is obviously from Samsung.

    2. Re:The ruling itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually it's worth bearing in mind that the Apple product is also substantially from Samsung. Many of the components come from Samsung and Apple could never have achieved their form factor if not for Samsung's technology. However, there is nothing made by Apple in any Samsung product. Now... who's the innovator ?

    3. Re:The ruling itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say Samsung is very good at optimizing things, for example making them smaller or lighter. But they are not good at creating something new, at designing, at having phantasy.

    4. Re:The ruling itself by mvdwege · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I really like the observation that whether or not Samsung copied the iPad is immaterial, because the iPad does not conform to the registered design either.

      Mart

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    5. Re:The ruling itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Many of the components come from Samsung and Apple could never have achieved their form factor if not for Samsung's technology. However, there is nothing made by Apple in any Samsung product. Now... who's the innovator ?

      Samsung wouldn't have gone very far unless the Middle Eastern oil companies provided them with petrochemicals for the Galaxy's plastic cover. However, there is nothing made by Samsung in any product supplied by the said companies. Now...who is the innovator?

    6. Re:The ruling itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Neither is Apple. They take other people's ideas and put them into a shiny little toy that they patent and market as innovation.

    7. Re:The ruling itself by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      So the oil industry and the electronics/computing industry are the same thing in your mind?

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    8. Re:The ruling itself by KreAture · · Score: 1

      Are you lost?
      Many of the computers the industry uses run on chips made by samsung, show info on displays made by samsung and maby even store daga on drives made by samsung.

    9. Re:The ruling itself by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 3, Informative

      Samsung wouldn't have gone very far unless the Middle Eastern oil companies provided them with petrochemicals for the Galaxy's plastic cover. However, there is nothing made by Samsung in any product supplied by the said companies. Now...who is the innovator?

      Bet you a shiny dollar there is.

      Samsung Heavy Industries.

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    10. Re:The ruling itself by cavebison · · Score: 1

      Actually it's worth bearing in mind that the Apple product is also substantially from Samsung.

      Which makes me wonder why Samsung just don't cancel the contracts and stop supplying their competitor - in fact arch rival - with great technology.

      And why then does Apple go and bite the hand that feeds?

      It makes no sense. Samsung may lose less money terminating all their contracts with Apple than what is going on now.

  3. Spelling and shapes are different in the UK by jkrise · · Score: 0, Troll

    Apple cannot generalise shapes, or strategise around trade dress based on bastardised shapes that are characterised by rounded rectangles.

    Spelling and shapes vary based on geography. Not everybody is stupid like in the US, where people buy electronic goods based on the shape of the screen and the icons.

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    1. Re:Spelling and shapes are different in the UK by jitterman · · Score: 1

      Apple cannot generalise shapes...

      Just as YOU should not generalize populations.

      Not everybody is stupid like in the US...

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  4. Ariel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Never heard of that font...

    1. Re:Ariel? by scdeimos · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's a typo in the linked story. Item 64 of the ruling specifies Arial 11pt and Arial 14pt for particular things: http://www.bailii.org/ew/cases/EWCA/Civ/2012/1339.html

    2. Re:Ariel? by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 2

      Obviously its part of the Comic Sans family :)

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    3. Re:Ariel? by KritonK · · Score: 2

      It is a very small font. At 14pt, it looks like this: ______________

    4. Re:Ariel? by webmistressrachel · · Score: 2

      And at 72 point, it looks like this, _____________________________, you see, wider but not much taller...

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    5. Re:Ariel? by Desler · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe it's the font of the Little Mermaid?

    6. Re:Ariel? by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The court should have specified the size in relation to other important elements on the web page.

      It must be the larger of:
      1. at least half the size of the largest headlines, Apple branding, or product names
      2. twice the size of the smallest headlines, Apple branding, or product names

      That sort of specification helps eliminate creative interpretations of the court's order.

      Of course if the court considers its order to have been violated, there can always be sanctions. A just sanction would be to re-impose the requirement of running the ad, all over again from the start, with new conditions attached. Oh, and pay the court a fine that doubles each day until the new ad meets the court's orders. Now how long do you want to play creative interpretation with the court's orders?

      In short, courts don't generally take kindly to creative interpretation of their orders. We'll see how creative Apple wants to be with the "Aerial 14 point font". Just run the ad and get it over with.

      Yes, your honor, but that DIV element had a zoom CSS rule applied. I hope that would go about as well as: Your honor! I wasn't texting while driving, I was updating my facebook status about these new shoes I just bought!

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    7. Re:Ariel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ariel is a character from a Shakespeare play so I can understand why the Brits like it. The alternative was maybe the Prospero font.

      Actually Ariel is also (almost) a font, pun of a Disney character.

    8. Re:Ariel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok we will print the ad using 14pt Arial.

      At 3000dpi ;)

    9. Re:Ariel? by truedfx · · Score: 3, Informative

      14pt is a fixed size, independent of resolution. 1pt is 1/72 inch (12 points per pica, 6 picas per inch).

    10. Re:Ariel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and this leads to what result on different screens?

      Any webhamster who specifies pt (or cm, for that matter) for a non-print layout (that is any non-fixed-size layout) should go to jail for no less than double the font size (measured in football fields, of course).

      OK, you're right, browsers should scale physical units according to the current screen resolution, but every webhamster knows they don't. Jail them all. And jail /. for referencing smelly Ariel Ultra.

    11. Re:Ariel? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Whoever made that typo must have a really weird keyboard; what layout has the I anywhere near the A? My guess is it wasn't a true typo but a bit of dyslexia caused by not paying attention, seeing "aral" but reading "arial".

    12. Re:Ariel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if the apology will be run ONLY on Apple's UK-specific page (apple.com/uk/), or all across all the pages?

    13. Re:Ariel? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Whoever made that typo must have a really weird keyboard; what layout has the I anywhere near the A? My guess is it wasn't a true typo but a bit of dyslexia caused by not paying attention, seeing "aral" but reading "arial".

      What keyboard are you using? The E is only one key away from my A.

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      But using Occam's razor, they simply used the spool chocker and didn't poof reed.

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  5. grammar error in link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "stating that Samsung did not infringes its products"

    infringes

    1. Re:grammar error in link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's one of a few errors in this post. Someone forgot to proofread.

    2. Re:grammar error in link by Desler · · Score: 0

      Forgot? That implies the editors actually have the necessary skills TO proofread the submissions. That has yet to be proven.

    3. Re:grammar error in link by crazyjj · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey now, I have it on good authority that over half of the /. editorial staff can now say their ABC's without even humming the song.

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    4. Re:grammar error in link by cygnwolf · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, that typo is copied directly from TFA... So Mucktware doesn't proofread.....

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    5. Re:grammar error in link by Desler · · Score: 1

      Yes, but one expects the editors to, you know, edit the submissions. I know, it's nothing but a crazy idea.

  6. 14... by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

    But what UNIT of 14, hmm? Atoms might be a tempting choice, if I was in their shoes...

    1. Re:14... by P-niiice · · Score: 1

      Ariel 14(electron diameters)

    2. Re:14... by lexa1979 · · Score: 1

      nah, Tegras run better for the purpose...

    3. Re:14... by Zemran · · Score: 2

      I would love to see Apple try that as it would be a clear contempt of court. Any attempt to defend it would be likely to insult the judge even more and get more damages against them. Lets see some heads roll :-D

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  7. Reality Check by Ryyuajnin · · Score: 1

    The iPad will now be described as: Magical and Humiliating.

  8. BRILLIANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    People give the UK a lot of shit sometimes but I think this is the other side of the coin. Nice to see it on slashdot for once.

  9. Unfortunately, Ariel has an install base of .001% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The apology message will render like wingding symbols for most...

  10. Font size yes, but ... by Alain+Williams · · Score: 5, Informative

    To ensure that the ad is visible the court also ordered that the text of the ad must not be in a font size smaller than Ariel 14. Apple will have to run the ad on its site for a period of one month.

    the court forgot to specify that Apple could not use the same text & background colours!

    Apple did win a concession: they were originally ordered to have it on the web site for 6 months, this was reduced to 1 month.

    1. Re:Font size yes, but ... by na1led · · Score: 1

      The AD must be visible, I'm sure that includes a distinct Text Color against the background. Even though it's reduced to 1 month, the news will spread all over which will have a much bigger impact.

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    2. Re:Font size yes, but ... by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      They also forgot to mention what language to write it in.
      I would suggest using Whitespace encoding (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitespace_(programming_language)).

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    3. Re:Font size yes, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you get fancy like that the court will reject it as not being in a human-friendly language.

      So, Sanscrit!

    4. Re:Font size yes, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The court also failed to say that all of the other fonts could not be made larger. Just bump everything else to 60pt, and the 14pt stuff will get lost.

    5. Re:Font size yes, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could try that.. but the court would probably beat them harder...

    6. Re:Font size yes, but ... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

      They also forgot to mention what language to write it in.
      I would suggest using Whitespace encoding (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitespace_(programming_language)).

      Nah, I say have some fun, write it in Mycenaean Linear B...

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    7. Re:Font size yes, but ... by giorgist · · Score: 1

      One day will do me, long enough to copy the web page and have it live for ever

    8. Re:Font size yes, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Greek snobbery ....

      I want Tockarian A

  11. If the verdict was the opposite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    ...and Samsung had to publicly apologize to Apple for something, would you still feel the same way you do now?

    Just saying. Consider your own bias when responding to this.

    1. Re:If the verdict was the opposite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Obviously if Samsung has to apologize it's because of jury malfeasance and the broken system. Duh. This is totally different.

    2. Re:If the verdict was the opposite... by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Lets not forget which party started the lawsuit here.
      You think it'd be fair for Apple to just be able to walk away after falsely (proven in court) accusing Samsung of patent infringement and causing negative publicity for Samsung?
      If Apple could walk away freely, what would prevent Apple from filing court cases against every single competing product?

      It's an issue of balance:
      Scenario 1: "Banned from selling a product" vs. "Nothing changes"
      Scenario 2: "Banned from selling a product" vs. "Public apology"

      Which do you think is most fair?

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    3. Re:If the verdict was the opposite... by emho24 · · Score: 2

      Scenario 3: "Banned from selling a product" vs. "Restitution for lost sales from product ban"

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    4. Re:If the verdict was the opposite... by DickBreath · · Score: 2

      I try to be fair. One way I do that is to do exactly as you asked. Look at the situation as if the facts were the same and the parties were reversed. Then how do you feel?

      If Samsung had gone on a rampage in public stating untrue things about Apple, then Yes, I would feel like the court had come up with a reasonable and unpleasant remedy.

      Just earlier, in another forum, I pointed something out. Someone talked about Office365 cloud owning your business, etc. I said that as much as I am a Google fan and Microsoft hater, the same could be said for letting Google Apps own your business and rent it back to you. So yes, despite your own biases, always try to see it from the other perspective.

      Having done that, I think Apple is the next dangerous monopolist wannabe that absolutely must be stopped at any and all cost. Microsoft's patent aggression against Linux and all things open wants merely money. Apple wants to stop all forms of competition. That is as bad as Microsoft ever was.

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    5. Re:If the verdict was the opposite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Samsung brought Apple to court over some bullshit and then subsequently lost, yes.

    6. Re:If the verdict was the opposite... by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      I wasn't aware Samsung had a temporary ban during the trial.

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    7. Re:If the verdict was the opposite... by Eyeball97 · · Score: 1

      If the verdict was 'the opposite', no. But nice try at cleverly wording the question.

      Would I still feel the same way I do now if the verdict was against whichever party was guilty, regardless of whether it was Samsung or Apple - absolutely.

    8. Re:If the verdict was the opposite... by Theaetetus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lets not forget which party started the lawsuit here. You think it'd be fair for Apple to just be able to walk away after falsely (proven in court) accusing Samsung of patent infringement and causing negative publicity for Samsung?

      Except that they successfully (proven in court) accused Samsung of patent infringement in Germany. That's why this ruling is a little odd. Sure, jurisdictions have different standards and the patents involved here are slightly different, but requiring a public statement that can be interpreted to be cross-jurisdictional is unusual.

    9. Re:If the verdict was the opposite... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2

      It would depend on whether Samsung had published incorrect assumptions about Apple before the outcome of the trial. The whole reason Apple had to apologise is because Apple publicly stated that Samsung had copied them. The judge had ruled that as incorrrect and so Apple has to make amends.

      Seems sensible to me.

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    10. Re:If the verdict was the opposite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It did; not in the UK, but as a result of the German Oberlandsgericht ruling there was an interim injunction. The final ruling in this case makes clear that it's not exactly the UK's position to determine whether Samsung are entitled to damages from the interim injunction which, having been granted, was ultimately found to have been baseless, but does state that were it the other way around (i.e. if it were a German Community order and if a Court of the UK had granted an interim injunction), they would indeed consider damages to be equitable.

      It's more a case of
      1. "Temporarily banned from selling a product" vs. "Damages to cover the losses from an interim injunction on a design already found not to be infringing"; and,
      2. "Publicity as a result of the interim injunction" vs. "Need to correct public commercial uncertainty whether there's a standing injunction on the Samsung tablets".

      The court found the latter, in both cases. A slam-dunk for Samsung in this particular design patent on these particular tablets: stick a fork in it, it's done.

    11. Re:If the verdict was the opposite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the ruling makes clear, that verdict by the German court was incorrectly interim, and incorrectly postdated the Birss ruling. Apple had not proven anything - it was held ex parte! - and subsequently withdrew their allegations.

      This ruling IS cross-jurisdictional, as was HHJ Birss' ruling - the court is sitting as a European Community Court. (Germany should not have heard it.)

  12. Never my wildest dreams! by davydagger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is awesome, but I'd never expect this in a million years

    this needs to happen in the US as well.

    Next Steve Ballmer needs to apologize to Linux Tovalds for calling his works a "virus"

    1. Re:Never my wildest dreams! by Tangential · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And Michael Dell should apologize for his statements that Apple should "shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders".

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    2. Re:Never my wildest dreams! by DickBreath · · Score: 2

      Steve Ballmer needs to apologize to Linux Tovalds for calling his works a "virus"

      How about calling Linux a cancer. Something about it spreading to everything it touches and destroying intellectual property. Or Jim Allchin saying that open source is dangerous and that legislators need to be educated about the danger.

      Microsoft and now Apple seem to think: It's not merely enough for us to succeed. Everyone else must fail!

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    3. Re:Never my wildest dreams! by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Microsoft and now Apple seem to think: It's not merely enough for us to succeed. Everyone else must fail!

      nah, that's just modern western capitalism. all companies strive for that, in fact.

      it really is a cold world out there, when its a 'survival of the fittest' in the cruel and amoral business world.

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    4. Re:Never my wildest dreams! by hAckz0r · · Score: 2

      Next Steve Ballmer needs to apologize to Linux Tovalds for calling his works a "virus"

      Don't hold your breath. And actually, come to think of it, Linux is sort of like a virus. Once it worked its way onto my first Windows machine I just could not seem to get rid of it. At this point its infected almost every machine in my household. Isn't that sort of the definition of a virus?

      In fact, there is only one machine in the household that has withstood the onslaught to date, Thats because it apparently has this really great anti-virus (anti-Linux) security product called Office. Apparently, by the above definition, its both a virus in itself and a security product. Because it is the only software that will incorrectly render certain Government documents that need to be misrendered 'exactly so', otherwise the documents are not accepted. It's already spread through the Government, and there is no killing it. So somehow we just can't seem to get rid of it either. We keep it locked away, just in case my wife decides to look for another Government job, but we don't even dare let it out of the closet otherwise.

    5. Re:Never my wildest dreams! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that sort of the definition of a virus

      Self-replicating is part of the definition. I suspect you were a willing accomplish in its spread. :o)

    6. Re:Never my wildest dreams! by Kartu · · Score: 1

      Why?

    7. Re:Never my wildest dreams! by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Eh?

      An inherent part of competition and an inherent part of winning *IS* that your opponent loses. It's not just Microsoft and Apple, and it's not just in business. Video games, sports, card and casino games, the courtroom elections... the ideal outcomes all involve a clear winner and a clear loser.

      In how many sports do the teams play to tie? Hay many sports don't have some sort of overtime to fix a tie at the end of regulation play?

      Do you thing Google *does't* want to boot-stomp Bing into the dirt? Do you think they *don't* want gmail to crush hotmail?

      Obama and Romney can't BOTH be elected president, come November.

      Hell... even the very court case we're discussing is an example.... Samsung won, Apple lost.

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    8. Re:Never my wildest dreams! by Tangential · · Score: 0

      Why?

      Anyone who gave such misleading advice should apologize for it.

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    9. Re:Never my wildest dreams! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it wasn't just Samsung, but everyone participating in that market that won. You Americans and your preferred 2 choice decisions...

    10. Re:Never my wildest dreams! by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      It's more likely that Torvalds will apoligize for calling Nvidia fuckers, or fucking idiots, or whatever it was.

      And that will never happen.

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    11. Re:Never my wildest dreams! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Michael Dell should apologize for his statements that Apple should "shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders".

      But he was not wrong at the time. Apple were making computers which were not as good as licensed clones which were also cheaper and had wasted millions trying to bring their out of date OS up to date. Luckily Apple lucked into buying Next and their Nextstep became the basis of the successful OS X.

    12. Re:Never my wildest dreams! by davydagger · · Score: 1

      more likely needs nvidia to apologize for writing buggy drivers.

      Its not like they don't have the source code for both the kernel, xorg, and all the other various subsystems and/or a well documented APIs.

      they should open up enough of the drivers, that the nouveau team can troubleshoot it. Why? despite any documentation, those guys write stable drivers

  13. Re:Unfortunately, Ariel has an install base of .00 by Revotron · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, it would look like the Slashdot logo?

  14. Unique? by jythie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Crap, it ate my first comment.... ok, trying again.

    I am curious, if anyone knows, how common of a stipulation is this in the UK? This is the first I have heard about such a thing. If it is not common (which I suspect) I wonder what made this particular case worthy of it... did the judge hate Apple? Did Samsung have someone with political clout in their pocket?

    While it was high profile and fed into the technie anti-Apple attitude, this really was not an outrageous case by a long shot. If nothing else it was a trial between equals, two companies that had the experience and resources to go through with it.. neither is really all that deserving of a special apology or shaming. Where are the court mandated apologies from transnationals that use their armies of lawyers to crush smaller opponents by bankrupting them with legal costs? Where are the court mandated apologies from patent trolls that prey on companies too small to even have a legal team and have to 'settle' to be left alone? Where are the apologies from companies that use local political leverage to twist the laws around their business and make the environment inhospitable to competition? Seems there is a long list of apologies that should happen before this joke.

    1. Re:Unique? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Retractions are pretty common tbh, in this case the judge felt the media surrounding the case warranted a retraction being made of the statements Apple made in court.

    2. Re:Unique? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not common but more equitable than cash which could not accurately reflect or redress the ongoing brand name damage. Hardly corruption.

    3. Re:Unique? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Its effectively libel. Samsung's name was traduced by Apple, so in that case it is very common in the UK press to see "retractions" printed.

      The print size stipulation is because, given half a chance the person printing the retraction does so in the most out-of-the-way place they can find in their medium....

    4. Re:Unique? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In the UK this is quite common - but not for a tech company, its normally a penalty applied to newspapers as they often make claims which are not true, and then have to publish a story saying sorry. But this case is pretty much the same, Apple lied about a product, and are being made to say sorry.

    5. Re:Unique? by Zemran · · Score: 2

      I would assume that at some point Samsung counter sued, claiming that the suit was malicious and caused damage (i.e. costs) to Samsung. That is fairly common in the UK. I have done that in a court case but I was awarded money. As the counter suit becomes part of Apple's original suit the cost of a counter suit is negligible and in my case I was really happy when they took me to court as it meant that I could counter sue for free when I would not have been able to afford to sue them if they had not instigated the case. Many American companies suffer in European courts because they fail to really understand the differences. The court has to address the damage that Apple has caused to Samsung and this seems a fair way of doing it. It has been done before (they are saying that the bad press is more damaging than the financial loss) but it is more common to award money.

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    6. Re:Unique? by ais523 · · Score: 2

      This sort of thing happens quite a lot in the UK, it's one of the more common outcomes to civil libel cases in my experience. (I heard of something like this happening to someone locally, who made a statement that was found to be libellous, and was forced to take out advertisements to retract it.) The judge actually discussed "publicity orders" in the ruling, and pointed out that the laws in question expressly suggested them as part of the typical punishment when there had been infringement (although not the opposite situation, for when there hadn't been, and the judge spends quite some time talking about that as a result).

      Compulsory advertisements are also quite common more generally in the UK (although more usually they aren't forced by a court order, but rather part of seeking permission to do something; it's quite common for people who want to build a new building to advertise the fact beforehand, for instance, as part of seeking planning permission, so that people have a chance to object). It's even reached the points where many major papers have a dedicated section for legal notices, although the court-ordered version has to be rather more prominent.

      Oh, and apparently the judge owns an iPad, although he said that it was irrelevant because he was comparing the Galaxy Tab to Apple's design registrations, rather than to the product Apple actually put on sale. So unless he dislikes the way it works or something, I doubt he has a particular hatred of Apple.

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    7. Re:Unique? by Xest · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's normal, it's just rare that you have a company quite as prominent as Apple making such an idiotic claim in the first place.

      This sort of thing usually affects smaller fly by night companies that are basically either trying to increase marketshare by lying, or generally just trying to swindle customers, or troll competitors.

      IIRC a relatively recent example though that was a bit more prominent was one of the UK's major supermarkets (Tesco I think?) being forced to advertise that their prices weren't whatever percentage cheaper they claimed they were than their competitors.

      We do have somewhat of a culture of it generally though, every once in a while before a TV programme starts you will see a statement by the broadcaster apologising for something they broadcast that was unfair or incorrect because they'd been found to be lying/exagerating and creating a false impression about someone or something they were supposedly providing a factual documentary about. When they are forced to make such apologies they're generally forced to make them at the start/end of the same timeslot in which they made the original misrepresentation. So if they defame someone unfairly in prime time for example, then they'll be expected to publicly apologise in the same prime time slot.

    8. Re:Unique? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What, because you're a butthurt Apple fanboi who just can't believe Samsung won this case so it *must* be a fix?

      Tip: The UK has many problems, some involving (e.g.) corrupt politicians. But the sort of Judicial corruption you are implying is virtually unheard of in the UK.

    9. Re:Unique? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be Americans who can read then.

    10. Re:Unique? by mattsday · · Score: 1

      It's written in the judgement, section 84:

      "Apple itself must (having created the confusion) make the position clear: that it acknowledges that the court has decided that these Samsung products do not infringe its registered design. The acknowledgement must come from the horse's mouth. Nothing short of that will be sure to do the job completely."

      The judge took believed Apple deserved it because they had to lean up the mess they created. The judgement (http://www.bailii.org/ew/cases/EWCA/Civ/2012/1339.html) is very easy to read and the summary of the Publicity Appeal (section 64 onwards) goes through this verdict. I was quite surprised at how informal and layman-oriented the language was.

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    11. Re:Unique? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The goal of the civil legal system in the UK is to restore the way things were before the harm was done. If you are injured and claim compensation you can expect to get the cost of undoing or mitigating your injuries, as far as it is possible to do so. If you need a few months off work you get your salary for that period, for example.

      In this case the judge as seen that Apple made some very public statements that damaged Samsung's reputation and is seeking to reverse that damage. This sort of thing is quite common. In fact recently newspapers found to have printed untrue stories have been ordered not just to print a retraction/correction, but to do it with equal prominence as the original story.

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    12. Re:Unique? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very, very rare. (The ruling actually points out just how rare it is.) However, it wasn't because the Judge hated Apple. (Actually, he owns an iPad!) It was made because Apple made very public statements saying that the Samsung designs infringed this design patent - when the High Court and now the Court of Appeal have finally held that, in fact, they do not. They acted to try to enforce interim (temporary) judgements made ex parte by the German court, even though these should not have been made and were unsubstantiated, as a final order in a Court sitting with Europe-wide jurisdiction had in fact already been made.

      The Court of Appeal have found that this (the German ruling and its public fallout) created further substantial market uncertainty as to whether the Samsung designs do infringe (they do not), and whether an effective injunction existed in Europe preventing the sale of the affected tablets (as the publicity makes clear, it does not).

      It's worth pointing out - as indeed, the judges did - that Apple themselves have sought this remedy against Samsung in Holland. It therefore doesn't hold water that they would consider it an inequitable thing to do. If they're going to make public statements to the press and raise hell, they'd better be prepared to publically eat their words when they're full of hot air.

    13. Re:Unique? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's just more fallout from "Lets use normal American business practices all over the world without research".

      See also 4G labelling in Australia, and warranty issues in EU

  15. Ariel by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

    Assuming they meant "Arial", isn't that particular font family Windows-only? Just some additional insult to injury that they didn't specify "Helvetica".

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    1. Re:Ariel by durrr · · Score: 2

      They should've specified comic sans in rainbow colours, font 50, as a splash screen to the apple UK site that appears like a pre-article ad that is unremovable for 15 seconds.
      With the sound of sirens accompanying it.

    2. Re:Ariel by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      At least the summary does not state that they have to use Ariel. They are just using it as a basepoint to tell how big the font must be (as font type is a huge factor in actual size)

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    3. Re:Ariel by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2

      Assuming they meant "Arial", isn't that particular font family Windows-only?

      and, here I am, thinking it was a reference to a fish with tits.

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    4. Re:Ariel by ais523 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft owns the font, IIRC, but they've distributed Linux and Mac versions of it in the past, under free-as-in-beer licenses, and it's pretty easy to get a copy of it if you want to as a result, because the licenses don't expire. (It's even in the non-free repositories of several Linux distros; Ubuntu calls it ttf-mscorefonts-installer, for instance. As well as Arial, you get Times New Roman, Courier New, Verdana, Georgia, Trebuchet, Andale Mono, and even Webdings and Comic Sans.)

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  16. An end to the nonsense by na1led · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now that Apple has been slapped down for lying, it might put an end to all the BS with these patent infringements.

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    1. Re:An end to the nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In countries with a sensible patent system (i.e the UK) yes. In backwards countries like the US, probably not.

    2. Re:An end to the nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that Apple has been slapped down for lying, it might put an end to all the BS with these patent infringements.

      Why wait for apple to be "slapped down"? Wasn't it time "to put an end to all the BS" after all those other companies that lost a patent case had been found to be 'lying' as well. Or do you only like it when apple looses?

    3. Re:An end to the nonsense by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      It's one thing to sue for patent infringement and lose.

      It's another thing to sue for patent infringement, go on a public rampage, damage the reputation of a competitor, then lose.

      See the difference?

      (And back in the 80's and 90's I was a die hard, card carrying Apple fanboy.)

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    4. Re:An end to the nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed there is a difference, I, like you were similar in the 80's and 90's

      I'm not sure that a public rampage is what apple did though. Remember that in the part of the world we live in, this thing is news to use and in some way important to whatever degree. The rest of the world - not so much. It only appears public to us because of our exposure to it.

      I'm sure parallels exist in other walks of life, but we don't get to here about them. Samsungs sales don't seem to have suffered much if at all. If it's reputation had been damaged wouldn't other OEMs be taking up the slack of lost sales? They're not.

      I can understand the reasons why anyone would dislike apple in much the same way can understand the reasons why anyone would dislike MS or Google or anyone else.

      I really dislike a lack of parity and objectiveness.

    5. Re:An end to the nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol. Okay we'll go with that.

      And then when we wake up from our drug crazed, drunken stupor we'll realise how stupid a statement it was. Apple aren't even close to ending anything yet. Only yesterday they were granted yet another highly generic patent for the original iPad, so generic it could easily be used to accuse - basically everybody - of copying.

      Imagine, for instance, if Kellogs were granted a patent on the cereal box and started suing everybody with the same shape box. Yes, that big of a clusterfuck.

    6. Re:An end to the nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a well documented principle that people start wanting things if they are told they can't have it. It's used in advertising all the time (those crap web ads that tell you "doctors hate her!" or "the method they don't want you to know!" for example)

      A widely advertised threat of a ban, without an actual ban happening, is the best possible result for Samsung. It makes it look as though Apple is so scared of their superior product that they have to kill it. It's free advertising!

      It's not surprising that sales haven't been hit by all this.

  17. It shouldn't be hard for Apple by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am not an Apple fan, but since the judge himsef said at that Samsung's devices were not as "cool" because they lacked Apple's "extreme simplicity" I think Apple can come up with an apology that will not hurt. I imagine they will apologise for "overestimating the Samsung device but now rightly see that it lacks the superiour design aspects of the iPad".

    1. Re:It shouldn't be hard for Apple by NatasRevol · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Apple will definitely go down this road.

      The judge gave clear language on how to display the apology, but not on what the apology should entail.

      Something like:

      "We apologize for implying that any Samsung product was as sleek or as easy to use as the (link to ipad page)Apple iPad.(\link)"

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    2. Re:It shouldn't be hard for Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh? "extreme simplicity" is "cool" now?
      "extreme simplicity" is just an euphemism for "extremely, utterly dumbed down, to the point where a mold, and ONLY a mold can use it". In other words: Utterly useless for any normal human being who wants to actually *do* something with it. Let alone for *work*.

    3. Re:It shouldn't be hard for Apple by jonbryce · · Score: 2

      They specified the wording as follows:

      On 9th July 2012 the High Court of Justice of England and Wales ruled that Samsung Electronic (UK) Limited's Galaxy Tablet Computers, namely the Galaxy Tab 10.1, Tab 8.9 and Tab 7.7 do not infringe Apple's registered design No. 0000181607-0001. A copy of the full judgment of the High court is available on the following link [link given].

      That Judgment has effect throughout the European Union and was upheld by the Court of Appeal on .. A copy of the Court of Appeal's judgment is available on the following link []. There is no injunction in respect of the registered design in force anywhere in Europe.

    4. Re:It shouldn't be hard for Apple by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Huh? "extreme simplicity" is "cool" now? "extreme simplicity" is just an euphemism for "extremely, utterly dumbed down, to the point where a mold, and ONLY a mold can use it".

      Remember we are talking about a judge here

    5. Re:It shouldn't be hard for Apple by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Which would probably just land them back in court, facing even worse penalties. The court is not dumb and its intent is very clear.

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    6. Re:It shouldn't be hard for Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I am not an Apple fan, but since the judge himsef said at that Samsung's devices were not as "cool" because they lacked Apple's "extreme simplicity" I think Apple can come up with an apology that will not hurt. I imagine they will apologise for "overestimating the Samsung device but now rightly see that it lacks the superiour design aspects of the iPad".

      So Apple are so dumb they cannot tell their cool product from a product that lacks extreme simplicity.

    7. Re:It shouldn't be hard for Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have some faith in Apple's marketing team. They could go one of two ways: either a very plain, matter-of-fact ad that's so boring nobody will ever look at it, or a hip, smooth ad that apologises while simultaneously showing off how cool they are.

      Either one would meet the court's requirements without seriously damaging Apple's brand, at least no more than it already has been by this whole debacle.

    8. Re:It shouldn't be hard for Apple by mjwx · · Score: 2

      Apple will definitely go down this road.

      The judge gave clear language on how to display the apology, but not on what the apology should entail.

      Something like:

      "We apologize for implying that any Samsung product was as sleek or as easy to use as the (link to ipad page)Apple iPad.(\link)"

      And then be held in contempt of court. The courts in the UK take a very dim view of this kind of thing.

      I actually want to see Apple try something like this, whenever they get smacked down in court I get a warm fuzzy feeling.

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    9. Re:It shouldn't be hard for Apple by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      You mean using the judges words for their apology?

      That might get awkward.

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    10. Re:It shouldn't be hard for Apple by mjwx · · Score: 1

      You mean using the judges words for their apology?

      That might get awkward.

      Except that the judge explicitly said, and I quote

      "Apple to post notice on their website and in several publications explicitly stating that Samsung did not copy their designs."

      So deviating from this will bring the wrath of the UK court down upon them.

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    11. Re:It shouldn't be hard for Apple by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Yeahhhhh.

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  18. Simple Design by morgauxo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The judge actually criticized Samsung's design by stating that they 'do not have the same understated and extreme simplicity which is possessed by the Apple design.'"

    Ever since the first iPods became popular I haven't understood this obsession with simplicity. I do get it that there are more non-geeks than geeks out there and that the non-geeks don't want to have to work to learn how to use anything. Still.. I want my stuff to actually do something, doesn't everyone? How can it be easier to accomplish a task of a certain complexity with fewer and fewer controls? For example, going back to MP3 players, if I want to pick a playlist from my music collection of just the songs I am in the mood for at this time how do I do this with just one rotating control? I'm guessing what is really happening is that people have a low expectation of what their devices should do but also don't have the imagination to realize that expectation is low

    What I really don't get is that the rest of the industry just tries to copy it rather than attack it. Yes, Apple has a huge market of simplicity hungry people with money to spend. Guess what... imitate that simplicity, through copying or through your own desings and you still aren't Apple! Nobody is going to out Apple Apple because even if you do the inertia is all Apple's anyway.

    Instead, why hasn't anybody tried building the market for non simlistic devices? I can imagine there being some pretty great marketing campaign opportunities in that. For example.. how about a commercial where a hipster looking guy is showing off his shiny new car with it's sexy extreme simplicity elegance to his friends and the girl he obviously wants to impress. It's so simple, there is just one button. He presses the button and the car promply crashes because there is no wheel to steer it! At the end you hear an announcer say "Android - because it's not TOO simple" or some similar but more polished tag line.

    1. Re:Simple Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can it be easier to accomplish a task of a certain complexity with fewer and fewer controls?

      Seriously, if you can't figure this out, get off the internet.

    2. Re:Simple Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever since the first iPods became popular I haven't understood this obsession with simplicity.

      That is because you are a geek. The other 99% of society does not wish their devices to be complicated. We're too busy having sex.

    3. Re:Simple Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft is releasing a tablet that is a slightly less simple iPad with expansion slots. I am waiting for the version that can run what I want instead of being limited to "Angry Birds" like petty-applications. And Slashdot shouts it down as a failure in every article for either not being as "straightforward as an iPad" or "not being Linux."

    4. Re:Simple Design by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2

      Apple has a lot of contrived simplicity. Sacrificing functionality for form.

      I'd like to see more companies trashing Apple over this. Microsoft seems to be doing some interesting work minimalizing UIs, getting rid of stupid drop-shadows and 3d effects. Stripping out cruft from design is good. Stripping out badly implemented features is good. Polishing UIs is good... but there are limits.

      lack of ports, lack of removable batteries, magnetic connectors, highly proprietary ports, these are all bad design, but somehow Apple tries to sell it as "minimalism". The design aestetic translates badly into other areas too... from fixie bicycles to food trucks, minimalism has given way to conspicuous consumerist minimalism, where people pay extra for brands which provide an appearance of the slick and polished root of the object or experience, when in reality, they're products desgined to appeal to the aestetic and are the opposite of minimalism, they're burdened with fashionable design limitations.

      Sadly, aside from MacOS, Apple is *still* doing better in usability, despite their design baggage. There's potential here for a competitor to give Apple a run for their money.

    5. Re:Simple Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That quote is not a critique. Looking at how disgustingly dumbed-down Apple shit is, it is a great compliment!

    6. Re:Simple Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever since the first iPods became popular I haven't understood this obsession with simplicity.

      That is because you are a geek. The other 99% of society does not wish their devices to be complicated. [b]We're too busy having sex.[/b]

      No you're not. You're on /. for christ's sake.
      At least try selling better lies.

    7. Re:Simple Design by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 2

      Well, think of it in terms of code, or proofs. The most elegant designs from any perspective are those that solve the essential problem without extraneous bits.

      You could argue that Apple has perhaps gone too far in terms of simplicity or minimalism--that's a pretty subjective choice--but in most cases, it does actually solve the problem of interacting with the device effectively, and does so with the least clutter.

      I'd rather see code that solves the problem at hand quickly and efficiently (and maintainably--that's one of my criteria for 'solving the problem' in a production environment) than code that goes all over the place and solves many problems, some of which possibly never needed to be solved.

      I recommend the book 'The Design of Everyday Things'. One of the author's assignments to his students is to try and design an alarm clock that's easy to use that is well designed and easy to use. Hint: having a different button for absolutely every function is not the way to get a good mark. :)

    8. Re:Simple Design by cryptolemur · · Score: 1

      Oh, it's even easier. You just show people using their computers with only a mouse while having to hold the screen up with the other hand. After three seconds, when the obvious moronity strikes the audience, you show a pure touchscreen phone, and a voice ask "Who ever came up with such a stupid idea?"

      Then, maybe, we could get our portable computers with some decent input devices...

    9. Re:Simple Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want my stuff to actually do something, doesn't everyone? How can it be easier to accomplish a task of a certain complexity with fewer and fewer controls?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Paradox_of_Choice:_Why_More_Is_Less

    10. Re:Simple Design by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wait, why are the magnetic connectors bad? Everyone should have those. They solve a problem--accidentally snagging a cable and dragging stuff onto the ground--that's a REAL problem, with a really great design. (It's not Apple's idea, BTW. Hot grease cookers and hot water dispensers have had this for ages for similar reasons.)

      I see someone pull their headphones onto the ground at my office literally 5 or 6 times a day. It's a dumb problem, but it's so common. It's the same reason why the XBox has a break-away cable.

    11. Re:Simple Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, a few hundred years ago, skinny women were considered sick or starving, or a very bad idea as mothers since they would have a lower chance of surviving childbirth, now, they're considered the eptiome of beauty.

      For Apple ... pick up a good book about marketing, and you'll see every item is checked and rechecked a few hundred times over.

      But, if you really dislike Apple, then think back really hard, and you'll discover it's their users you hate more.

    12. Re:Simple Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is.. and I'm not sure if the world is going back to this trend.. BUT.. Apple is using the "American" consumption trend that began in the ?60's? ..meaning when something had run out of juice or something you'd just buy a new one. Though its a great business strategy - you'd get bigger and bigger sales and devices don't have to last that long (1 year warranty, anyone?).

      I wonder where did Apple lose their magnificent design from the clamshell iBook - rubber and polycarbonate - if the iPad was made of those materials, it would perfect to keep in your hand - the aluminium is just a real pain in the...

    13. Re:Simple Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lay people often confuse simple design with good design.

    14. Re:Simple Design by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      I'd like to preserve the battery life on my older Macbook battery by removing the battery and stashing it in my drawer. Trouble is, that magnetic connector means I can't do that without risking data loss.

      I've used barrel plugs for years on Thinkpads and I've never had a problem. They're cheaper, don't attract dimes, staples or paperclips, more durable, and less prone to accidental removal. I never tripped on a laptop power cord, nor has anyone tripped on my cord in a cafe or hacking session.

      The end result is that the design solves a theoretical problem for me and replaces it with a real one.

    15. Re:Simple Design by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Wait, why are the magnetic connectors bad? Everyone should have those.

      Yes, they should. Apple's patents are bullshit, as you say Japanese kitchen appliance manufacturers invented them to stop people pulling their deep fat fryers off the worktop. Merely translating that to use it on a laptop is not novel or innovative.

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    16. Re:Simple Design by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The most annoying thing I find is that they insist on making the UI look like the old physical device it replaces. A calendar app looks like a calendar, even if that reduces functionality. Give me a proper UI any day, I can cope with it.

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    17. Re:Simple Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      it does actually solve the problem of interacting with the device effectively, and does so with the least clutter.

      Less clutter perhaps ( though OS X looks hideously cluttered these days ) but inefficient if it requires more individual actions to complete a task.

      Even the hold-Option-while-clicking is more complex than right-click, though results in a "cleaner" mouse.

    18. Re:Simple Design by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      Huh, I must never have seen the design that you're talking about. I have a MacBook in the house with a magnetic cord connector, and the battery is independently removable. And (seriously, since I clearly don't understand) how does that impact data loss?

      I've seen two laptops with damaged barrel power connectors, and that's an expensive problem to fix if you have it. I honestly think this design with the magnets is better, notwithstanding any problems that you appear to be having.

    19. Re:Simple Design by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      " And (seriously, since I clearly don't understand) how does that impact data loss?"

      If you have a laptop on your desk with a magnetic power cord and no battery, it's very easy to knock the connector off.

    20. Re:Simple Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you never ever trip over your cord, so its really unlikely that in your situation, you would knock the connector off, right?

    21. Re:Simple Design by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 2

      Ah-ha. I get it now. :)

      In that case, I rather think any solution is a bit tenuous. Even a normal plug might fail or pull out; the designs of all of them are inherently easier to remove than the plug on a desktop machine. I can see what you're getting at, but it seems like maybe you should be using something else instead of a laptop if that's your use case. While you're right that you've got a real problem where possibly one didn't exist before, I'd also venture that you're a wild outlier here; more people are concerned with tripping over the cord (or children or pets tripping over the cord) than running a laptop without a battery.

    22. Re:Simple Design by quacking+duck · · Score: 2

      If it's any consolation, rumour has it there's extreme disagreement over the usage of this (called skeuomorphism) even within Apple's employees, extending all the way up to some very senior-level staff. Steve Jobs obviously favoured it, else it never would've gotten such a foothold in Mac OS X Lion. Not to mention the idiotic volume wheel in the original Quicktime 4 Player.

    23. Re:Simple Design by mrclevesque · · Score: 1

      Are you misreading what he meant on purpose

    24. Re:Simple Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot used to be a place for geeks and such. Now it's frequented by people who use fake markup tags instead of html.

    25. Re:Simple Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The magnetic connector is easier to knock off than the pre-existing barrel connections. Therefore there are more situations that will remove the magnetic power cable, thus greatly increasing the likelihood that the magnetic connector could be knocked off.

    26. Re:Simple Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they should. Apple's patents are bullshit, as you say Japanese kitchen appliance manufacturers invented them to stop people pulling their deep fat fryers off the worktop. Merely translating that to use it on a laptop is not novel or innovative.

      Actually, taking a capability from one place and using it in another is innovative. "x on a mobile device", or "x on a computer" is innovative. Its not a big innovation, but it is still innovative.

      It however, isn't novel. And thus shouldn't be patentable.

    27. Re:Simple Design by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      I tend to keep my laptops long after the batteries are useless and just plug them in. I'd like to actually go further and replace the barrel connectors with locking connectors, maybe powerpoles or something similar. I do get why somebody would want the magnetic connectors, they just don't work very well for me. Barrel connectors though... they just seem like the worst of both worlds.

  19. Anyone knows a cheap picture framer? by chomsky68 · · Score: 0

    If anybody knows a cheap picture framer around Shoreditch, please send us a pm! Thanks! :)

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  20. I can see it now... by EvilSS · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "We're Sorry. We thought that Samsung had copied our patented design, but according to a ruling by a court of law, Samsung's devices have been found to not be cool enough to be considered copies of ours. We sincerely apologize to Samsung and their uncool products." In 32 point font on the front page.

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    1. Re:I can see it now... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 0

      LOL.

      I'm thinking they'd just show that "this device has not borrowed at all from Apple's market leading iPad, note the now standard icons, finger swiping and usability -- so unique!"

      "Oh wait, no, we just showed you the iPad, here's the Galaxy tab, we're sorry we got confused ant thought they ripped us off." Then you show the exact same features, interaction and design.

      If the Commercial were longer you could show the dreck Samsung was about to ship before they got Apple's stuff in their factory to reverse engineer.

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    2. Re:I can see it now... by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      The text of the message Apple must display has been spelled out by the court, so Apple has no creative freedom in posting its own interpretation.

    3. Re:I can see it now... by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Apple has no creative freedom in posting its own interpretation.

      That's good. Otherwise the ad would go like "Dear Samsung, We're sorry... that you're a thieving skiving copycat poopyhead. Love, Apple."

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  21. computer shaming by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

    This makes me think of those pet-shaming photos that seem to be making their rounds on the internet lately. Is it going to be a picture of an apple with a sign around it saying "I made a mockery of the judicial system."?

  22. Re:Unfortunately, Ariel has an install base of .00 by hAckz0r · · Score: 1
    Well, you could always substitute with that image and see who notices.

    After all, I'm sure Apple Legal will find a real prominent place for it on their site. Like perhaps two levels down in the legal section of their store's website where of course everybody goes daily for the latest boring Apple legal news, such as any recent boring changes to your EULA , right? Thus putting it on slashdot, for say 10 minutes, will likely get 10,000% more web hits.

  23. Call in the Bodyform multimedia team by daboochmeister · · Score: 1

    If anyone can do an apology ad worthy of this situation, it's them.

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  24. Lawsuit by Alioth · · Score: 2

    He who lives by the silly lawsuit, shall die by the silly lawsuit.

    It's not just a defeat but a humiliating defeat. Good. (I like and use Apple products but they deserved to lose this one).

  25. If they still believe it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I reckon Apple will just write "Sorry for accusing Samsung of copying our product" in big text, then stick a photo of the two tablets below. Let people judge for themselves.

    1. Re:If they still believe it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't seem too bright. Besides giving free exposure to Samsung's tablet, let's see the possible outcomes:

      1) A person looks at the photos and thinks they look the same, and so completely eliminate the appearance factor when deciding which one to buy.

      2) A person looks at the photos and thinks they look different enough, and so leave with the impression that Apple is stupid.

  26. Yah, that will work by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2

    That will work about as well as Microsoft "get the facts" campaign which just was free advertising for Linux and good advertising, because Linux must be really good to have MS so worried about it.

    The top dog NEVER does negative advertising on its smaller competitors, at best you just look pathetic and at worst, everyone will check out your competitor to see what got you running scared.

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  27. And then get fined 10% of EU revenue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And then get fined 10% of EU revenue for contempt of court and continuing to traduce the good name of Samsung that they were ordered to reverse earlier.

    This would not be a good move.

  28. Come on by magpie · · Score: 2

    It would have been so much better if the judge had specified comic sans 24 pt.

  29. Re:Unfortunately, Ariel has an install base of .00 by arielCo · · Score: 2

    It's not the size of the install base that counts, but how well you serve their needs, you insensitive clod !

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  30. Here's an idea! by emil · · Score: 2

    Somebody ought to patent this method of punishment!

    1. Re:Here's an idea! by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Funny

      OK "Upon review it was found that the Samsung Galaxy Tab was not a copy of the iPad, it was a largely *inferior product which really only bared cursory visual similarities to the vastly *superior iPad. Apple only wanted to protect it's loyal customer from wasting time and money buying an *inferior product"

      Where the words inferior and superior appear, they relate not to the quality of the products just to the profit generated by Apple.

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  31. Comic Sans by impreciseprecision · · Score: 1

    So should have been Comic Sans rather than Arial...

  32. Re:Unfortunately, Ariel has an install base of .00 by JTsyo · · Score: 1

    Only mermaids will see it?

  33. Copying? by Gonoff · · Score: 4, Informative

    They can only do that by using the redefined meaning of the word "copy".

    If Apple does something, it, by definition, is original. They cannot be copying. If you accuse them of it, you obviously do not know what the word means.
    If you are a competitor, you are copying their stuff. If you say you are not because you were using the idea 10 years before Apple did, you still do not correctly understand the word.
    Copying means doing anything that may affect their profits - nothing else. You could make a spherical phone with 32 hexagonal buttons, a crescent shaped screen, had a UI based on Lcars and Apple would still sue for copying you if it was faster, cheaper and easier to use and outsold them.

    The more traditional meaning of "copying" is being phased out by apple now then?

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  34. Re:Unfortunately, Ariel has an install base of .00 by Gonoff · · Score: 1

    They not only have to do what the court has said. They also have to do it to the courts satisfaction. Too much creative fardling about and they will have to try again and possibly deal with a contempt of court action as well.

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  35. Re:Unfortunately, Ariel has an install base of .00 by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

    Maybe the install base will increase, when people finally hear about Linux.

  36. Humiliating by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    Way to put on the richly deserved smackdown.

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  37. If... by WillyWanker · · Score: 1

    You listen real closely you can hear Stevie J doing 360s in his grave. Poor thing.

  38. Not even remotely comparable. by mjwx · · Score: 1

    And Michael Dell should apologize for his statements that Apple should "shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders".

    Michael Dell didn't sue Apple for not giving money back to its shareholders.

    A world of difference there.

    Dell was simply expressing his opinion, but Apple attempted to use the courts to get an advantage over their competitor.

    If Apple had simply said "Samsung is copying" and did nothing the UK courts would have done nothing (and we'd all think Apple were full of crap). But in reality Apple said to the courts "Samsung is copying X" and could not prove samsung copied X, so the courts have punished Apple for deliberately misleading (and now we know beyond all doubt Apple were full of crap).

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  39. Must hurt... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    more than hitting them in the wallet. Maybe that could stop their lawsuit happy policy? I can totally imagine execs at Apple crying in fetal positions over this judgment.

  40. lies get you no were. by freeiPhone4s · · Score: 1

    And so they should they also should get a massive fine for lying because no matter how much they apoligise the damage is done and and they wont regain the support they had before this.