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Randomly Generated Math Article Accepted By 'Open-Access' Journal

call -151 writes "Many years ago, a human-generated intentionally nonsense paper was accepted by the (prominent) literary culture journal Social Text. In August, a randomly-generated nonsense mathematics paper was accepted by one of the many low-tier 'open-access' research mathematics journals. The software Mathgen, which generated the accepted submission, takes as inputs author names (or those can be randomly selected also) and generates nicely TeX'd and impressive-sounding sentences which are grammatically correct but mathematically disconnected nonsense. This was reviewed by a human, (quickly, for math, in 12 days) and the reviewers' comments mention superficial problems with the submission (PDF). The references are also randomly-generated and rather hilarious. For those with concerns about submitting to lower-tier journals in an effort to promote open access, this is not a good sign!"

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  1. Argument by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

    have facts for those who think and arguments for those who reason. For the sake of review, if five years ago I had described a person like Mr. Slasdhot Person to you and told you that in five years he'd fill the air with recrimination and rancor, you'd have thought me contumelious. You'd have laughed at me and told me it couldn't happen. So it is useful now to note that, first, it has happened and, second, to try to understand how it happened and how he has written more than his fair share of lengthy, over-worded, pseudo-intellectual tripe. In all such instances Slasdhot conveniently overlooks the fact that his greed will be his undoing. In the presence of high heaven and before the civilized world I therefore assert that he has repeatedly threatened to elevate his campaigns to prominence as epistemological principles. Maybe that's just for maximum scaremongering effect. Or maybe it's because Slasdhot should start developing the parts of his brain that have been impaired by Leninism. At least then he'll stop trying to put narrow-minded thoughts in our children's minds.

    On the surface, it would seem merely that Slasdhot's blithe disregard for the victims of his myopic effusions is what first made me realize that Slasdhot is offended by the truth. But the truth is that if anything, Slasdhot has planted his habitués everywhere. You can find them in businesses, unions, activist organizations, tax-exempt foundations, professional societies, movies, schools, churches, and so on. Not only does this subversive approach enhance Slasdhot's ability to fortify a social correctness that restricts experience and defines success with narrow boundaries, but it also provides irrefutable evidence that he motivates people to join his terrorist organization by using words like "humanity", "compassion", and "unity". This is a great deception. What Slasdhot really wants to do is promote racial superiority doctrines, ethnic persecution, imperialist expansion, and genocide. That's why Slasdhot's argument that mediocrity is a worthwhile goal is hopelessly flawed and absolutely circuitous.

    A "respected" member of Slasdhot's brownshirt brigade recently said (to closely paraphrase), "Slasdhot is above everyone else". To top that off, if you're like most people you just shrug your shoulders whenever you hear about Slasdhot's latest ugly sottises. When your shoulders get tired of shrugging I hope you'll realize that I obviously hope that the truth will prevail and that justice will be served before Slasdhot does any real damage. Or is it already too late? The complete answer to that question is a long, sad story. I've answered parts of that question in several of my previous letters, and I'll answer other parts in future ones. For now, I'll just say that Slasdhot accuses me of being impolite in my responses to his incoherent, intransigent methods of interpretation. Let's see

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    1. Re:Argument by invalid-access · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why do you feel that argument have facts for those who think and arguments for those who reason?

    2. Re:Argument by Revotron · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The obvious next step beyond randomly generated journal submissions is, of course, randomly generated Slashdot comments.

      Bravo, good sir! Another milestone!

    3. Re:Argument by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      :-) Good one. I wonder how many posts here come from places like that.

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    4. Re:Argument by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Funny

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    5. Re:Argument by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Funny

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    6. Re:Argument by dark-br · · Score: 0

      This comment is not a debate contest in which I convince you to agree with me or vice versa. This comment is concerned only with establishing the truth about Mr. MyLongNickName. Some background is in order: MyLongNickName spouts all kinds of puffery about his moral vigor. Well, sure, he has somehow found the fortitude to endure our ongoing humiliation and discomfort at the hands of his cringers, but the larger point is that MyLongNickName insists that there won't be any blowback from his ridiculing, parodying, censoring, and downgrading opposing ideas. In the long run, however, he's only fooling himself. MyLongNickName would be better off if he just admitted to himself that he is stepping over the line when he attempts to trick academics into abandoning the principles of scientific inquiry—way over the line.

      MyLongNickName says that depraved yo-yos are all inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. That's a stupid thing to say. It's like saying that the world can be happy only when his posse is given full rein. If he can one day smear and defame me then the long descent into night is sure to follow.

      The question, therefore, must not be, "Is MyLongNickName genetically predisposed to deflecting attention from his unwillingness to support policies that benefit the average citizen?" but rather, "What demons possessed him to develop a Pavlovian reflex in us, to make us afraid to lay the groundwork for an upcoming attempt to get my message about MyLongNickName out to the world?". The latter question is the better one to ask because bitterness seeps out of MyLongNickName like blood from an underdone ribeye steak. That extreme bitterness is, as far as I can tell, what leads him to consign most of us to the role of his servants or slaves. To end this letter, I would like to make a bet with Mr. MyLongNickName. I will gladly give him a day's salary if he can prove that you and I are objects for him to use then casually throw away and forget like old newsprint that's performed its duty catching bird droppings, as he insists. If MyLongNickName is unable to prove that, then his end of the bargain is to step aside while I unveil the semiotic patterns that he utilizes to create a beachhead for organized Lysenkoism. So, do we have a bet, MyLongNickName?

    7. Re:Argument by dkf · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The obvious next step beyond randomly generated journal submissions is, of course, randomly generated Slashdot comments.

      I dunno. I keep getting the feeling that literary criticism has worked that way for decades...

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    8. Re:Argument by crazyjj · · Score: 2

      And how do you feel about that?

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    9. Re:Argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    10. Re:Argument by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shaka, when the walls fell

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    11. Re:Argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want a chance to review randomly generated nonsense and respond to it too!! Oh wait, I just did.

    12. Re:Argument by Penurious+Penguin · · Score: 1

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    13. Re:Argument by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Oh... feel that argument have facts for those who think and arguments for those who reason?

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    14. Re:Argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How do I know that that is genuine Lorem Ipsum and not just some random rubbish?

    15. Re:Argument by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2

      The challenge of course will be for the post to get a "5 Informative"

    16. Re:Argument by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Four.

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      yeah baby

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    19. Re:Argument by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      The river Temarc in winter

    20. Re:Argument by Sentrion · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Same can be said for the "modern art" most favored by academics in our institutes of higher learning. Most of it is also randomly generated. Most likely this randomly generated math paper baffled the reviewer. Instead of having enough confidence or ability to see if there was any validity to the paper, he just went forward with it, probably presuming that whoever could write such a baffling paper had to be more intelligent than he was. And he certainly wasn't going to be made a fool by questioning the work of such a brilliant mind.

      Likewise, pseudo-intellectual art critics and academics over the last century fell for one of the greatest practical jokes of all time - modern art - except that the pranksters died before revealing the humor behind it all. The art academics, fearful of being exposed for being less intelligent than their peers in science, history, mathematics, and other fields, couldn't take the risk of challenging the "art" of what might be a superior mind. Ever since, to be accepted as art in modern academic circles the creator must be high on bath salts, suffering from dimentia, or have some other mental illness. Most of the "greatest" works of our modern time have been the result of randomly flicking, throwing, smearing, dripping, and pouring paint on a canvas. More "creative" works involved letting chickens run through paint, leaving footprints on canvas, or painting with different shades of feces. After all this, people still get upset when I suggest that perhaps artists have not necessarily improved our civilization on the same scales as scientists and engineers.

    21. Re:Argument by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      The obvious next step beyond randomly generated journal submissions is, of course, randomly generated Slashdot comments.

      Wait, they're not? I thought that's why we had millions of monkeys posting.

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    22. Re:Argument by Seizurebleak · · Score: 1

      Darmok and Jilad, at Tenagra

    23. Re:Argument by baegucb · · Score: 5, Funny

      Google translate actually gave me a laugh:
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    24. Re:Argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up.

    25. Re:Argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't think you know what art is, or you have missed much.

    26. Re:Argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Temba, his arms wide

    27. Re:Argument by mhajicek · · Score: 3, Funny

      Beating a protein that's not a banana in front of traffic

      Better be careful about that.

    28. Re:Argument by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Why don't you just download me!!

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    29. Re:Argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Obligatory XKCD? Here it is!

    30. Re:Argument by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Somebody mod this +1: Cromulent quick!

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    31. Re:Argument by operagost · · Score: 1

      COME COME Elucidate your thoughts.

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    32. Re:Argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did you know my Windows 8 Registration Key?!

    33. Re:Argument by BadPirate · · Score: 1

      Gag me with a spoon.

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    34. Re:Argument by ClickOnThis · · Score: 2

      Same can be said for the "modern art" most favored by academics in our institutes of higher learning. Most of it is also randomly generated.

      That's a pretty broad brush you're wielding. Much broader than those used by the artists you criticize. Elements of randomness in modern art are easily misunderstood by those who examine the issue superficially, without considering the non-random aspects of a work.

      Likewise, pseudo-intellectual art critics and academics over the last century fell for one of the greatest practical jokes of all time - modern art - except that the pranksters died before revealing the humor behind it all. The art academics, fearful of being exposed for being less intelligent than their peers in science, history, mathematics, and other fields, couldn't take the risk of challenging the "art" of what might be a superior mind.

      What?? There is no lack of critics or academics who have negative comments about art, modern or otherwise. Sure, artists do pull pranks, but the pranksters who have no talent or creativity are forgotten sooner or later.

      Ever since, to be accepted as art in modern academic circles the creator must be high on bath salts, suffering from dimentia, or have some other mental illness.

      There's that broad brush again.

      Most of the "greatest" works of our modern time have been the result of randomly flicking, throwing, smearing, dripping, and pouring paint on a canvas. More "creative" works involved letting chickens run through paint, leaving footprints on canvas, or painting with different shades of feces. After all this, people still get upset when I suggest that perhaps artists have not necessarily improved our civilization on the same scales as scientists and engineers.

      To quote Marshall McLuhan: "Art is anything you can get away with."

      Civilization would be impoverished without science. But undoubtedly the same goes for art. You can't measure both on the same scale.

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    35. Re:Argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Roughly 1/3 of the posts to this article are child posts of the random first post. This must be some type of record.

    36. Re:Argument by dbitter1 · · Score: 1

      There's really only one way to counter that: Samuel L. Ipsum

      http://slipsum.com/

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    37. Re:Argument by gallondr00nk · · Score: 1

      Replace /. with Microsoft on that thing and you will be able to enjoy automated +5 Insightful until the end of days.

    38. Re:Argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please tell me what random text generator created this comment?

    39. Re:Argument by WGFCrafty · · Score: 1

      Jackson Pollock's work was an insight in to the mind of an alcoholic. Unfortunately he never revealed his five year old nephew had a problem....
      ;-)

      Something always bothered me about his being the highest selling painting, at least some one bought a version of Munch's scream and changed that. I won't deny Pollock made art, but I sure thought it was garbage for the very reason that if a fourteen year old brought whatever his painting that was titled with a date to their parents, they would be depressed about his developmental disorder. However I won't make that generalization about all abstract art.

    40. Re:Argument by drkim · · Score: 1

      The obvious next step beyond randomly generated journal submissions is, of course, randomly generated Slashdot comments.

      Wait, you mean all Slashdot comments aren't randomly principled goldfish?

    41. Re:Argument by drkim · · Score: 1

      Wow. Roughly 1/3 of the posts to this article are child posts of the random first post. This must be some type of record.

      This must be some type of record.

      FTFY

    42. Re:Argument by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      The first two frames seem unrealistic. Logarithms, really? That would take an engineering *freshman* about 3 seconds to see through. And Klingon? I don't know anybody who has studied linguistics. But plenty of people who haven't could easily see that the question is nonsense. I don't think learning in this field is going to reduce that ability.

      The last two frames, though...completely believable.

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    43. Re:Argument by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The question in my mind is "Was this computer generated, or did the poster attempt to impersonate a computer generated post?".

      I can't decide. If it's computer generated, good job. If it's and impersonation of a computer, well, good job.

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    44. Re:Argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think he's pointing out that a large amount of modern art is completely nonsensical, and should in all reality be thrown away.

      For example, there was an "artist" in our city (Winnipeg, Manitoba) a few years ago who was paid a healthy sum (10k I think) to come up with a modern art display for the city.

      The "artist" came up with taking a pile of dead rabbits, and hanging them from a tree in her yard. Her OWN yard. Not only was this rotting monstrosity called "art", even if it was, it couldn't moved to where the city might actually want it (the dump perhaps). That was the art. That's what all of us taxpayers spent $10,000 on.

      I could name countless other examples (not from here specifically), but you can just google search "idiotic modern art" or something similar.

    45. Re:Argument by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      The first frame was not indicating that the statement took 48 seconds to see through, simply 48 seconds until he said something stupid enough to be seen through. Same with the second.

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    46. Re:Argument by JonySuede · · Score: 1
      the dadaist, were pretty clear on that prank, but somehow it went noticed but the critics:

      Dada Manifesto

      Dada is a new tendency in art. One can tell this from the fact that until now nobody knew anything about it, and tomorrow everyone in Zurich will be talking about it. Dada comes from the dictionary. It is terribly simple. In French it means "hobby horse". In German it means "good-bye", "Get off my back", "Be seeing you sometime". In Romanian: "Yes, indeed, you are right, that's it. But of course, yes, definitely, right". And so forth.

      An International word. Just a word, and the word a movement. Very easy to understand. Quite terribly simple. To make of it an artistic tendency must mean that one is anticipating complications. Dada psychology, dada Germany cum indigestion and fog paroxysm, dada literature, dada bourgeoisie, and yourselves, honoured poets, who are always writing with words but never writing the word itself, who are always writing around the actual point. Dada world war without end, dada revolution without beginning, dada, you friends and also-poets, esteemed sirs, manufacturers, and evangelists. Dada Tzara, dada Huelsenbeck, dada m'dada, dada m'dada dada mhm, dada dera dada, dada Hue, dada Tza.

      How does one achieve eternal bliss? By saying dada. How does one become famous? By saying dada. With a noble gesture and delicate propriety. Till one goes crazy. Till one loses consciousness. How can one get rid of everything that smacks of journalism, worms, everything nice and right, blinkered, moralistic, europeanised, enervated? By saying dada. Dada is the world soul, dada is the pawnshop. Dada is the world's best lily-milk soap. Dada Mr Rubiner, dada Mr Korrodi. Dada Mr Anastasius Lilienstein. In plain language: the hospitality of the Swiss is something to be profoundly appreciated. And in questions of aesthetics the key is quality.

      I shall be reading poems that are meant to dispense with conventional language, no less, and to have done with it. Dada Johann Fuchsgang Goethe. Dada Stendhal. Dada Dalai Lama, Buddha, Bible, and Nietzsche. Dada m'dada. Dada mhm dada da. It's a question of connections, and of loosening them up a bit to start with. I don't want words that other people have invented. All the words are other people's inventions. I want my own stuff, my own rhythm, and vowels and consonants too, matching the rhythm and all my own. If this pulsation is seven yards long, I want words for it that are seven yards long. Mr Schulz's words are only two and a half centimetres long.

      It will serve to show how articulated language comes into being. I let the vowels fool around. I let the vowels quite simply occur, as a cat meows . . . Words emerge, shoulders of words, legs, arms, hands of words. Au, oi, uh. One shouldn't let too many words out. A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language, as if put there by stockbrokers' hands, hands worn smooth by coins. I want the word where it ends and begins. Dada is the heart of words.

      Each thing has its word, but the word has become a thing by itself. Why shouldn't I find it? Why can't a tree be called Pluplusch, and Pluplubasch when it has been raining? The word, the word, the word outside your domain, your stuffiness, this laughable impotence, your stupendous smugness, outside all the parrotry of your self-evident limitedness. The word, gentlemen, is a public concern of the first importance.

      Hugo Ball, Zurich, July 14, 1916.

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    47. Re:Argument by JonySuede · · Score: 1

      s/noticed but/unnoticed to/

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    48. Re:Argument by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      that is not a reflection on modern art, that is a reflection on your city.
      they should have witheld payment for failing to complete the contract and cited her for health code violations for having carcasses on her tree

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    49. Re:Argument by JonySuede · · Score: 1

      The dadaist made me forget to write that :
      You are confusing a part with the whole. What you refer to as the modern art movement is really the anti-art movement. Modern art is an umbrella term for art that was produced in the modern period (roughly 1850-1970). It covers masterpieces such as Country road in Provence by Night by van Gogh and The Scream by Edvard Munch, and aberrations such as Fountain by Marcel Duchamp and Black Square by Kasimir Malevich.
      I put the like to each articl ewikipedia pages so could see that Duchamp and Malevich also produced beautiful pieces...

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    50. Re:Argument by ClickOnThis · · Score: 2

      I think he's pointing out that a large amount of modern art is completely nonsensical, and should in all reality be thrown away.

      Par for the course, not just in art but in almost any field.

      For example, there was an "artist" in our city (Winnipeg, Manitoba) a few years ago who was paid a healthy sum (10k I think) to come up with a modern art display for the city.

      The "artist" came up with taking a pile of dead rabbits, and hanging them from a tree in her yard. Her OWN yard. Not only was this rotting monstrosity called "art", even if it was, it couldn't moved to where the city might actually want it (the dump perhaps). That was the art. That's what all of us taxpayers spent $10,000 on.

      Art is not necessarily decorative. Sometimes it's provocative in a social and cultural sense. Sounds like that was the artist's intent.

      Personally, the sight of dead rabbits hanging from a tree would turn my stomach. It would evoke all kinds of feelings about animal cruelty, public health, offensive eyesore, etc. But assuming I could look past that for a moment, I might try to find some kind of message, such as tree of life/death, overpopulation, doomed humanity, some kind of civic spin on nihilism, and so on. It's disgusting but it's still art because the artist intended it to be such. Of course, whether it's good art is an entirely different discussion.

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    51. Re:Argument by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      And people have been getting away with that joke for a hundred years now, and art critics continue to lap it up.

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    52. Re:Argument by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      All arranged, as is payment. We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

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    53. Re:Argument by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      Okay, that reading of it is more credible.

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    54. Re:Argument by Sentrion · · Score: 2

      Par for the course, not just in art but in almost any field.

      Except that Sturgeon's Law seems to be inverted when it comes to art. The worst 10% of the worst crap is praised by "intellectual" and cultural elites who summarily dismiss works of art that are embraced by the common populace. A good example might be the art found in contemporary PC and console games. Even the creations you can find on digitalblasphemy.com have greater appeal to me than many works you find in top-dollar galleries.

      Art is not necessarily decorative. Sometimes it's provocative in a social and cultural sense. Sounds like that was the artist's intent.

      I'm OK with art that has a provocative message. But then the value of the art lies within the value of the message, even if you disagree with the view the artist was trying to convey. Imagine a painting of Mitt Romney at a banquet table taking the only piece of cake from a platter while saying "Please, help yourselves" to guests at the table that look like starved holocaust survivors. Now that would be a provocative image whether you or not you are offended by the artwork. And, no, it doesn't have to be political. But if the art is supposed to have a provocative message, it is still waste if there is no practical objective to be gained from the audiences reaction. "Made you gasp!" or "made you vomit!" is not in itself a reasonable objective even for provocative art. Art with such a limited objective is nothing more than aesthetic terrorism. Those who create, purchase, display, and advocate such works are just self-serving, or self-loathing, sadistic psychopaths.

      Personally, the sight of dead rabbits hanging from a tree would turn my stomach. It would evoke all kinds of feelings about animal cruelty, public health, offensive eyesore, etc. But assuming I could look past that for a moment, I might try to find some kind of message, such as tree of life/death, overpopulation, doomed humanity, some kind of civic spin on nihilism, and so on. It's disgusting but it's still art because the artist intended it to be such. Of course, whether it's good art is an entirely different discussion.

      The traditional academic view of art tends to be "art for art's sake". There is also some sort of universal consensus that 'art is important' or has 'intrinsic value'. For some reason art is one of the view 'academic' subjects that is allowed to be taught and studied in a vacuum with little regard for other academic disciplines such as economics, ethics, political science, and others. For example, when discussing 'great art' and the 'importance' of promoting the appreciation of or advocating the preservation of such 'great art', there is little or no mention of the opportunity cost of creating, appreciating, and preserving such art. To what degree do tax-payer-supported endowments become a form of cultural welfare for artists who cannot sustain themselves from the direct sale or showing of their artwork? Or how is it justifiable to spend $1million to preserve an artifact that will generate little or no revenue when the money could have been put to use buying toothbrushes for workers in Bangladesh who are paid such a low wage that they can only scrub their teeth with their finger each morning? In fact, "supporting the arts" is perhaps one of the most selfish of "charities" because the contributor is very likely to benefit directly from the very performance their gift funded.

      What if the artist in the Winnipeg example killed the rabbits used in the display with the intent to protest animal cruelty? Shouldn't rational though enter the equation for the value of the art, such as the likelihood that the work would be greeted with disgust and have no effect to reduce the abuse of animals, the consumption of meat and fur, or the use of terminal pest control techniques? Maybe the artist shares a tea-party mind

    55. Re:Argument by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      Did someone check the "Hemingway" radio box on that random post generator?

    56. Re:Argument by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      The pig rattle. Rattle with dove. The dove angry. The pig leave. The dove produce. Produce is chicken wing. With wing bark. No Quack.

    57. Re:Argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's truly amazing the lengths aspergers will go to to avoid having to admit they don't understand something.

    58. Re:Argument by hawk · · Score: 1

      >The obvious next step beyond randomly generated
      >journal submissions is, of course, randomly generated
      >Slashdot comments.

      You must be new here . . .

      hawk

    59. Re:Argument by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      Herp derp, the old “my five year old nephew could have painted that” chestnut.

      No, he couldn't have, and he didn't, and you have obviously never seen a Pollock painting in person.

    60. Re:Argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He asked your Mom.

    61. Re:Argument by gidyn · · Score: 1

      Find a comprehensive clinical shovel life online.

      That's why I'm on Slashdot!

    62. Re:Argument by t_ban · · Score: 1

      I suggest that perhaps artists have not necessarily improved our civilization on the same scales as scientists and engineers.

      Plato, is that you ???

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    63. Re:Argument by AbominousSalad · · Score: 1

      In San Diego.

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  2. Could be worse... by Dareth · · Score: 5, Funny

    It could have been worse. They could have accepted a legitimate paper on mathematics written by a person with a Computer Science degree.

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    1. Re:Could be worse... by deoxyribonucleose · · Score: 1

      And that would somehow be bad... or perhaps even funny?

    2. Re:Could be worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'd be both hilarious and awful.

    3. Re:Could be worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      And that would somehow be bad... or perhaps even funny?

      Let me just put it this way: The mathematics and computer science departments don't have an "uneasy truce" so much as they have a "wildly unstable system of avoiding each other in the hallways"...

    4. Re:Could be worse... by c · · Score: 1

      What if your Computer Science degree is also a mathematics degree?

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    5. Re:Could be worse... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Then you're liable to blow up at any moment. In the "explosion of an unnatural abomination" sense not the "rage" sense. It is a wonder that you've managed to blindly find your way to a keyboard before the inevitable. I hope the keyboard has one of those plastic coverings so that it'll be protected from the giblets of heresy that will soon be set free.

    6. Re:Could be worse... by wmac1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      In my university Mathematics and Computer science schools are in the same building and we have common courses (Discrete math, logic and applications, ...)

      I am a computer science researcher and I publish most of my papers in mathematics and mathematical simulation journals. I have taught mathematics for computer science (Fourier series and transform, Laplace transform, differential equations, complex numbers, numerical methods, etc.) for a few semesters.

      Is that really strange?

    7. Re:Could be worse... by c · · Score: 1

      > Then you're liable to blow up at any moment.

      Well, crap. I guess I should either avoid the other people from my class, or invest in dressier rain gear...

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    8. Re:Could be worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say no. He's just hating on compute scientists.

    9. Re:Could be worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what's wrong with that? In the end, there's a computer job awaiting all math graduates.

  3. Literally accept anything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A lot of these "controversies" come from submitting to journals or conferences that will literally accept anything. That story from 2005 about the random paper was submitted to the _non-reviewed section_ of the conference. I like how this article does not even say what conference it was submitted to, and whether or not review was even required for acceptance.

    1. Re:Literally accept anything. by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Informative

      The previous incident mentioned was from 1996, the "Sokal affair" as wiki calls it. It was a journal, not a conference, but was not peer reviewed at the time, according to the wiki article.

      The current issue appears to have been peer reviewed, there were some comments for the "author."

      In both cases, the journals were mentioned:Advances in Pure Mathematics for the current one, and "Social text" for the 1996 one.

    2. Re:Literally accept anything. by oldhack · · Score: 1

      It's "pure" something, alright.

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    3. Re:Literally accept anything. by msauve · · Score: 1

      I like how this Anonymous Coward guy, in addition to being anonymous, and a coward, seems to never read what he's responding to, and therefore post comments full of non-sequiturs.

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    4. Re:Literally accept anything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He Slashdots like I play poker. The cards barely matter, play the people. In Slashdot terminology: The article doesn't matter, and no one else will read it either.

      Or as a car anology: the oil filter doesn't matter if you can convince the owner never to drive.

    5. Re:Literally accept anything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lemon custard is clearly superior: obligatory.

    6. Re:Literally accept anything. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The current issue appears to have been peer reviewed, there were some comments for the "author."

      I bet those comments were generated by a random comment generator.

  4. Big deal? Not really. by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This has nothing to do with open access, and more to do with lack of proper review. Besides, as noted in the post, this particular journal charges a fee for publishing. Being a "low-tier" journal, they don't really have a reputation, and are probably more concerned with making money.
    Hell, I could start up my own journal, give it a title, Generalities and accept anything at all to be published. It doesn't mean what is published is meaningful or useful. (Just because something is in a book doesn't make it true either. This journal sounds like it is about equivalent to "self published" books, where you pay the publisher to print your book. But they don't actually do any editing or similar. Not to say that reputable journals are the same as the non-self publishing world.)

    Journals have reputations for a reason. One reason is because the good ones tend to do a bit more checking of the papers submitted. I doubt it this paper would have been accepted by a journal that actually reviewed papers properly, regardless of whether it was open access or not.

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    1. Re:Big deal? Not really. by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thank you. Why slam open access when this is a failure of peer review? Does someone not realize that closed-access journals have problems too?

    2. Re:Big deal? Not really. by retep · · Score: 5, Funny
    3. Re:Big deal? Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because virtually *all* open access journals publish junk. Point me to one good computer science paper that's published as open access. That'll be hard, because most actually good computer science work is published with the ACM or the IEEE (or Springer- often with a focus on cryptography, which admittedly is often published in the IACR archives).

    4. Re:Big deal? Not really. by call+-151 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Indeed, the central issue here is failure of standards and refereeing.

      But this case does have something to do with open-access in that there seems to be now a proliferation of low-tier journals who are desperate for submissions, and some of them use ``open access'' in their promotion of why a researcher should submit there. I get many of such solicitations each day inviting me to submit articles. I get intermittent invitations to join editorial boards of journals with names that sound a lot like credible journals, but a slight investigation shows them to be quite weak journals. Some of those are using the ``open access'' issue as way of encouraging submissions, and in some cases it seems to work. There are also instances, like this one, where ensuring ``open access'' gives an excuse for a publication charge of, in this example, $500. I suspect that such journals as financial endeavors are actually making money, judging from the number of solicitations that there seem to be and from seeing a decent number of things appear there.

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    5. Re:Big deal? Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You cold bastard....

    6. Re:Big deal? Not really. by plover · · Score: 4, Funny

      OW! MY EYES!

      You should really post a warning when linking to a site that uses a geocities template. And even though it's not as NSFW as goatse, my monitor is now on fire, the fabric is burning off the walls of my cubicle, and my retinas are bleeding.

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    7. Re:Big deal? Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It wasn't an open access journal which published the "arsenic in DNA" paper, it was one of the highest impact factor journal to exist "Science".

    8. Re:Big deal? Not really. by pz · · Score: 1

      Besides, as noted in the post, this particular journal charges a fee for publishing.

      This journal sounds like it is about equivalent to "self published" books, where you pay the publisher to print your book.

      Journals are a business. The money to run that business has to come from some place, and it's a zero-sum game between authors and readers. The short-sighted open access proponents (not all are short-sighted, but many are) think that the words "open access" mean "free of cost to anyone involved". Not true. Open access journals shift the burden of funding their operation from the readership (such as with the traditional subscription model, regrettably known derisively as closed access) to the authors. Instead of being free to publish (which means that *anyone* can publish), open access means only those able to afford publication can get their results disseminated.

      Open access means the author pays. That's it. Nothing more.

      In particular, it says nothing else about the quality of the journal. While the quality of the journal in question here may be highly suspect, and while a lowest-tier journal might not be able to survive in other than with a a business model that includes payment from authors, being open access is orthogonal to quality. Even the highest tier journals have options for the authors to pay for open access, but, repating for emphasis, the authors must pay for it.

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    9. Re:Big deal? Not really. by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Why specifically computer science? If you're going to say that ALL open access journals publish junk, then you can't limit examples to one field that I don't happen to be familiar with.

      The one that stands out most in my mind is on evolution of duck genitals. I think it was mentioned here. Good science, definitely not junk, interesting phenomena, but not really what the top-tier journals are looking for.

    10. Re:Big deal? Not really. by Beetle+B. · · Score: 1

      Besides, as noted in the post, this particular journal charges a fee for publishing

      I'm not too familiar with open access math journals, but I beleive pretty much all open access journals in the sciences charge for publication.

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    11. Re:Big deal? Not really. by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 1

      No. Open access means open access. Free access without having to pay for access. Nothing more. I suggest the Wikipedia article for more info.

      Some journals charge authors a fee to help cover publishing costs. Others (First Monday for example, one of the first and longest running open access journals) don't charge a fee at any stage of the game.
      Academic institutions will often cover the cost of publishing for an author, but probably only if the journal is a reputable one.

      You are correct that being open access tells you nothing about the quality of the journal. First Monday is an excellent journal. But that wasn't my point. The point is that this journal is more interested in making money than being reputable, and hence charges a fee and publishes anything. Other journals both want to be reputable and make money, and so will charge a fee to publish and will only publish good papers. This fee will probably be covered by the authors institution.

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    12. Re:Big deal? Not really. by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 1

      That wasn't the point. The point was they are more interested in making money than in publishing good papers, and so will publish anything. Not all open access journals charge a fee to publish. See my reply to the post above yours for more info.

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  5. I hate to admit it, but this is as good as "Sokal" by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    I hate to admit it, but this is as good as the Sokal affair (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair).

    Journals apparently need a slap in the face, every now and then.

    So, it is not only the gullible humansists which fall for gibberish, which i had thought. Sheesh.

  6. Brilliant references! by homb · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is awesome:

    O. Jackson, J. Li, and N. D. Nehru. A First Course in Advanced p-Adic Calculus. Zambian Mathematical Society, 1935.

    1. Re:Brilliant references! by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Incidentally, the choice of pretending to be affiliated with the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople (here's a photo of the USND-Hoople campus) should have been a giant hint to any reviewer with access to Google.

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    2. Re:Brilliant references! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Citation [19] is better:

      [19] D. Pythagoras and O. Shastri. Algebraically algebraic, Dirichlet, contra-holomorphic monoids for a compactly non-Polya, uncountable, solvable graph. Sudanese Mathematical Journal, 93:1-404, July 2009.

    3. Re:Brilliant references! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd think that anyone steeped in Mathematics would have some passing familiarity with classical music and thus have heard of Herr Professor Schickile.

      But perhaps that is an acquired taste.

    4. Re:Brilliant references! by GrievousMistake · · Score: 4, Funny

      Also be sure to check out the brilliant paper recently published by Hakin9 in their issue on Nmap.

      The authors detail the working of their DARPA Inference Cheking Kludge Scanner (DICKS), and cite such prominent references as
      Z. Sun, "Towards the synthesis of vacuum tubes," Journal of Concurrent, Extensible Technology, vol. 84, pp. 1-19, Feb. 2005.
      C. Hoare, J. Wilkinson, and D. Ritchie, "Contrasting Scheme and Internet QoS using SluicyMash," Journal of Flexible, Omniscient Epistemologies, vol. 20, pp. 154-194, Feb. 2000

      Some excerpts:

      "Obviously, event-driven modalities and web browsers are based entirely on the assumption that extreme programming and digital-to-analog converters are not in conflict with the deployment of massive multiplayer online role-playing games."

      "We show our method's real-time evaluation in Figure 1. We consider a framework consisting of n flip-flop gates. Such a claim might seem counter intuitive but is derived from known results. Next, NMAP does not require such a theoretical emulation to run correctly, but it doesn't hurt. This seems to hold in most cases. We use our previously enabled results as a basis for all of these assumptions. This seems to hold in most cases."

      "Figure 1.3: The 10th-percentile latency of NMAP, as a function of popularity of IPv7"

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    5. Re:Brilliant references! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That text is followed by this: http://www.amazon.com/Course-p-adic-Analysis-Graduate-Mathematics/dp/0387986693

  7. My god, even I could figure it out by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty ignorant when it comes to any math more complicated than abstract algebra or basic combinatorial, but that paper was obviously bunk, and anyone should've been able to tell from the very first (approximate) equation.

    This clearly calls for peer-review review.

    1. Re:My god, even I could figure it out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I honestly only looked at the paper with the intention of calling bullshit on you based on my experience with arXiv vs snarXiv, but you're right.

      The tangent of infinity to the minus one power? Zero to the negative fourth power?

      There might be some higher level math or something going on there, I'm no mathematician, but anyone with a high school education should at least be getting multiple red flags from that first line alone.

  8. The Good Papers are in Reputable Journals by Revotron · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Small-time journals like this are the closest thing academia has to "self-publishing" in the literary world.

    In the literary world, you could take a picture of every bowel movement you've had for the last year, pay somebody $1,000, and have the resulting picture book officially published by some official-sounding company, but that doesn't mean your GI accomplishments are noteworthy or impressive.

    The editors for this particular journal probably thought they were witnessing some profound new discovery since they couldn't understand what the hell the paper was even proving. My suspicion is that they were quick to approve it in a vain attempt to make their journal even slightly relevant.

    1. Re:The Good Papers are in Reputable Journals by call+-151 · · Score: 2

      Small-time journals like this are the closest thing academia has to "self-publishing" in the literary world.

      The editors for this particular journal probably thought they were witnessing some profound new discovery since they couldn't understand what the hell the paper was even proving. My suspicion is that they were quick to approve it in a vain attempt to make their journal even slightly relevant.

      I don't think the editors thought this was profound. I don't think they looked at it, sent it to a referee who took an extremely cursory look at it. I suspect the editors didn't look at it carefully at all and just want to get things published, fill the journal, and collect the $500 ``publication fee'." The parallel with vanity publishing is quite apt.

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    2. Re:The Good Papers are in Reputable Journals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically, the journal got "Punk'd". This is more press for them than they would have gotten in most any other way.

      However, remembering the old saw that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, any sufficiently arcane mathematical paper is indistinguishable from a bunch of randomly generated bullshit. Basically.

      That said, Turkish Journal of Modern Probability was my personal favorite, if only because when I looked it up, there were a lot of actual journals with similar names, which I find extremely funny, though I can't say why.

    3. Re:The Good Papers are in Reputable Journals by dbitter1 · · Score: 1

      In the literary world, you could take a picture of every bowel movement you've had for the last year, pay somebody $1,000, and have the resulting picture book officially published

      In the contemporary world, however, you use Twitter for that.

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  9. View from the outside by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems like a lot of these academic authors try to "out dense" one another and deliberately make their papers as unclear as possible, so I think it's not just "journal will accept anything" and a little "thickly worded paper no one wants to admit they don;t understand and it sounds like every other paper."

    I've had papers about communications concepts where I have written VHDL cores and embedded software that work perfectly, yet I can't make heads or tails of papers on the topic because they are written in such an obtuse manner with bizarre symbol choices and shoehorning every blessed value into a matrix, no matter how inappropriate, because Matlab is the only tool they know how to use.

    1. Re:View from the outside by Revotron · · Score: 4, Funny

      I get that feeling too.

      Or, as a math professor would say,

      "Heuristic findings indicate that sentiments expressed thusly reflecting disdain of empirically-recognized obfuscated expressions of otherwise archetypal theorems are invariably mirrored for all terms adjoining dx=log(N)+tY^x on alternating Tuesdays in July."

    2. Re:View from the outside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You are not too far from the truth.

      Almost any paper presented at a conference will be intentionally opaque. If it wasn't, many people that heard the presentation would quickly write their own version and submit it to a bunch of journals hoping to claim the result as their own.

      The second problem occurs because the authors have been living with the results for months working out the last few details. All the intermediate steps are obvious to them because they have been thinking about them for so long. They forget that the intermediate steps are not obvious to everyone else.

      The third problem is that everyone is writing for the experts in the field. People are afraid to write the intermediate steps because of peer pressure. If they write them down, they think their peers will laugh at them and conclude their work must not be worth much.

      When I was a grad student, my adviser always wanted me to read his papers. From my point of view they were a bunch of disjoint unrelated paragraphs. The few times I was able to figure out how and why he went from one paragraph to the next, I gained more insight than I did from a year of taking classes. I used to tell my peers that all the true knowledge was between the paragraphs.

    3. Re:View from the outside by Revotron · · Score: 1

      If they write them down, they think their peers will laugh at them and conclude their work must not be worth much.

      If they write down all the steps in the thought process, the reader will follow those steps, falsely believe that he/she knew it all along, and conclude that this paper is telling him/her nothing that he/she doesn't already know.

      It's like Inception, except in this case you don't want them to think it was their idea.

    4. Re:View from the outside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If no one understands your paper, who is going to cite it? Who is going comment or continue on the work? Who is going to hire you or give you a grant if they don't look at your publications and can't see what you've done?

    5. Re:View from the outside by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      It seems like a lot of these academic authors try to "out dense" one another and deliberately make their papers as unclear as possible

      I'm sure that's part of the culture, but anyone reviewing this paper should immediately see red flags. I'm not a mathematician, I have no clue what most of the terms used in that paper mean, but I'll give an example of obvious BS. I'll replace the math symbols with regular letters for the sake of Slashdot, but this example comes from the first page under Main Result.

      Definition 2.1. A topos P is degenerate if Q < e.

      Sounds great, right? Problem there is that, up to that point in the paper, neither P, Q, nor e have been defined.

      Definition 2.2. A combinatorially surjective, complete, meromorphic isometry equipped with a nonnegative, maximal, left-canonically n-dimensional set o is Guassian if r is controlled by L.

      Again, to a layman like me that sounds like a perfectly cromulent mathematical statement, but the problem is that o, r, and L have not been defined. There's a giant equation before those 2 definitions, and another smaller equation after them, and none of these symbols in the definitions are used in any equation. That should be a red flag to any reviewer. Each sentence is completely independent from all of the other sentences.

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    6. Re:View from the outside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the issue is that in the real literature, it's often assumed that "everyone" knows what P, Q, and e are. (Sort of like how the hollow-Z is generally understood to refer to the integers, but for more advanced fields.)

    7. Re:View from the outside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://i.imgur.com/2AIaj.gif

      Academia, here I come!

    8. Re:View from the outside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they write them down, they think their peers will laugh at them and conclude their work must not be worth much.

      If they write down all the steps in the thought process, the reader will follow those steps, falsely believe that he/she knew it all along, and conclude that this paper is telling him/her nothing that he/she doesn't already know.

      That's what you want to have happen then - these people you are describing will be extremely pleased to come point out to you how clever they are and how stupid you are. After they have self-identified in this way they can now go right on the list of asshole morons never to work with ever under any circumstances. With such a list your academic life suddenly is filled with only slightly assholish people which makes the whole thing much more enjoyable. I wish I was kidding!

    9. Re:View from the outside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish it wasn't true, but many mathematicians are happy to use symbols in what they deem to be a conventional way and then they do not feel the need to define them in the paper. You do it too - for example you wouldn't define pi before you use it.

    10. Re:View from the outside by docmordin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Some individuals may not understand the intermediate steps if they aren't intimately familiar with the field, e.g., someone new to probabilistic models may not know why you can rewrite Sethuraman's sum-based, stick-breaking construction of the two-parameter Poisson-Dirichlet/Pitman-Yor process or the one-parameter Dirichlet processes in a multinomial-based, stick-breaking form. Nevertheless, that does not necessarily mean that the context or contributions of your work won't be unknown to others.

      To elaborate, I recently wrote a paper wherein I used copious amounts of differential geometry to recast a high-level machine-vision methodology in a more general, conducive fashion, then proceeded to extend and use the tools of the field to massage that scheme so that its algorithmic implementation would have a much lower computational complexity. Although the paper was sent to the top-tier computer vision/pattern analysis journal, which has been host to a few articles that make use of differential geometry, I doubt that most of the readers will care about the pages of theorems and derivations, as most are not mathematicians, and, instead, just home in on the two important, end-product equations I list, either code them up or download my code, and find that they produce the same outputs but with the new version requiring fewer calculations; further, In this case, while they may not fully grasp how I moved from one representation to the other, they can at least see that the end result is bonafide and incorporate my scheme in their work.

    11. Re:View from the outside by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      I know it looks like that, but as someone on the inside most of us really try to make it understandable. (This may vary depending on the field. I work in programming languages.) If our reviewers don't understand a paper, they reject it (at least at reputable venues (which are the only ones that matter for tenure)).

      Unfortunately, we often fail in that regard. Figuring out how to explain simply a complex idea is really hard. Sometimes it is harder than the original research. I often joke with colleges that explaining certain topics (e.g. explaining monads or category theory to people) is itself an open research problem. (Seriously, there are way too many "tutorials" on monads where people try to make them easy to understand but fail quite spectacularly.)

      Compounding this problem is the fact that the metric for understandability is how understandable the idea is to the reviewers, and they are unlikely to be good judges of understandability for people outside the field.

      So, yeah. We (at least most of us) really are trying to make our papers understandable (at least to our peers and people with similar background knowledge) and have incentives to do so (otherwise our papers get rejected, cited, etc.). Sadly we rarely do it well, and for that I'm sorry. If you have suggestions about how to improve the situation, I'll try to spread them among my colleges.

    12. Re:View from the outside by onemorechip · · Score: 2

      Well, you don't need to say what P is because the definition is for the property of degeneracy, which can be applied to *any* topos. And we all know that e is approximately 2.718. So the only thing left is Q, which stands for the quality of the paper, which is clearly much less than 2.718.

      Therefore every topos is degenerate.

      And people find this hard to grasp?

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    13. Re:View from the outside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some journals charge the author (or his institution) by the page. Putting down all the intermediate steps could be very expensive.

    14. Re:View from the outside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mathgen is fun, but it's far from being able to spit out something indistinguishable from simply obtuse to any practicing mathematician (which the referee if not the editor should be). It certainly has the superficial elements that would make it hard for a layman, or perhaps even a non-mathematician, to conclusively detect the lack of substance.

  10. Correlation != Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The web semiconductor industry has been killed by typical coke-swilling, hooker banging M$ propaganda. The efforts by the MAFIAA in sending work offshore to Soviet Russia has the effect of an emacs vs. vi, GNOME vs. KDE type controversy. I, for one, promise to boycott all products from ICANN until they agree to turn up the volume to 11.

    1. Re:Correlation != Causation by jkflying · · Score: 1

      +1 Informative!

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    2. Re:Correlation != Causation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The web semiconductor industry has been killed by typical coke-swilling, hooker banging M$ propaganda. The efforts by the MAFIAA in sending work offshore to Soviet Russia has the effect of an emacs vs. vi, GNOME vs. KDE type controversy. I, for one, promise to boycott all products from ICANN until they agree to turn up the volume to 11.

      Well, that's a very interesting hypothesis, however I think you should argue your points a bit better. Also, you might consider reformulating your ideas so that they are more easy to understand. As is, only the experts in your topic, whatever it is, will be able to understand your post.

  11. Automated science journal to patent bot by Righ · · Score: 2

    It's only a matter of time before a patent bot creates IP based on this scientific development, a patent troll sues based on the patent and a litigation averse defendant settles the suit out of court.

    1. Re:Automated science journal to patent bot by Shagg · · Score: 1

      The sad part is, the "paper" is probably already covered by copyright.

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    2. Re:Automated science journal to patent bot by samkass · · Score: 1

      The sad part is, the "paper" is probably already covered by copyright.

      That's an interesting question. This paper is the output of an automaton, and thus not an original creative work. One would presume it would not be eligible for copyright. But there is obviously much creativity involved in its creation. Fortunately it's unlikely a court will ever have to consider the matter.

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    3. Re:Automated science journal to patent bot by Shagg · · Score: 2

      This paper is the output of an automaton, and thus not an original creative work.

      So is most of the music output by the RIAA, and it seems to qualify.

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    4. Re:Automated science journal to patent bot by tftp · · Score: 1

      This paper is the output of an automaton, and thus not an original creative work.

      The generator is a tool, just like a paintbrush or a pen or a chisel. The human who ran the tool, collected the output, looked at it, and published it would be the copyright owner.

      In the same vein when a chicken crosses the road and leaves footprints in the dust, those footprints (in nature) are not copyrightable - not any more than a river or a cliff. However if an artist rolls the canvas on the ground, prepares it, catches a chicken, dips its legs in red paint and releases the chicken over the canvas, the chicken's footprints will be copyrightable. IMO, the only requirement for recognition of an original, copyrightable work is that you conceived and made it. If your only "assistants" were tools or nonhumans [animals, not Greys] then you own it all. If you had humans to assist you then it's up to the court to sort out who did what.

    5. Re:Automated science journal to patent bot by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      I'd take off my hat to you, sir, if I were wearing one.

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    6. Re:Automated science journal to patent bot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only a matter of time before a patent bot creates IP based on this scientific development, a patent troll sues based on the patent and a litigation averse defendant settles the suit out of court.

      The device you refer to is part of the next iPhone, and Apple's lawyers are already taking action

  12. This works in politics, too by nysus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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  13. Ridiculous conclusion by narcc · · Score: 3, Informative

    Small-time journal suffers same problem as prominent journal, therefore, small-time journals are terrible!

    WTF?

    This was reviewed by a human, (quickly, for math, in 12 days) and the reviewers' comments mention superficial problems with the submission

    As every published Slashdot reader knows, the feedback you get from peer-review varies greatly in quality -- and, yes, you do tend to get lots of superficial junk. Unfortunately, you get more junk than quality feedback that actually improves the paper.

    1. Re:Ridiculous conclusion by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The poi t of feed back from the person reviewing the paper is not to make the paper better.

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    2. Re:Ridiculous conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, half of the point of feedback is improving the paper.

    3. Re:Ridiculous conclusion by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      The poi t of feed back from the person reviewing the paper is not to make the paper better.

      Your conclusion is off by n.

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    4. Re:Ridiculous conclusion by tftp · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, you get more junk than quality feedback that actually improves the paper.

      This also applies to code review - and that's one of many reasons why programmers tend to skip on those. Most code reviews are useless ("You need to add comments") or too late ("You used a very slow sorting method in 277 places of your spaghetti code.") Bugs that are worth finding are not findable just by some stranger reading your printed code. If someone *can* regularly find such bugs in your code, your code is bad to begin with.

  14. Infinite monkey theorem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put this article generator on a supercomputer and it will solve all existing math puzzles in a finite time.

    1. Re:Infinite monkey theorem by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      Ah, we have somebody who isn't familiar with the Halting Problem, I see.

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  15. Re:I hate to admit it, but this is as good as "Sok by sycodon · · Score: 1

    On its date of publication (May 1996), Sokal revealed in Lingua Franca that the article was a hoax, identifying it as "a pastiche of Left-wing cant, fawning references, grandiose quotations, and outright nonsense . . . structured around the silliest quotations [by postmodernist academics] he could find about mathematics and physics".[2]

    He would sooo be hauled out and crucified if he tried this today and characterized the content "Left-wing".

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  16. I wonder if it can be improved by Hentes · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it's possible to extend this to generate text that's not only syntactically correct but also logically sound. We already have automated proof checkers, so it shouldn't be that hard and would really confuse journal editors.

    1. Re:I wonder if it can be improved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The crazy part is that it would have real potential to advance the field. No human has the capacity to read every journal in every field.

    2. Re:I wonder if it can be improved by inputdev · · Score: 1

      I agree - it seems like a very noble goal. I wouldn't mind reading useful results on a topic I was studying, whether computer generated or not. It would save a lot of time if an AI bot had crawled around doing basic research.

  17. As a reminder by geekoid · · Score: 2

    publication is the beginning of peer review.

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  18. However, and anyhow... by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    I've been laughing my ass off at reading TFA. Some of the "formulas" are just hilarious. So is the reference list. Long time I had been laughing out so loud behind the computer that my girlfriend came in to see what was wrong. As she is a social-science student, I showed her the references. Then *both* of us were crying with laughter. Nice way to start the weekend.

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  19. What next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if there was a randomly generated Slashdot article that got posted? But then again, how would we ever know?!?

    1. Re:What next? by Revotron · · Score: 4, Funny

      The spelling and grammar would be correct.

  20. The paper did not actually get published by amorsen · · Score: 2

    Yes we can all laugh, and that particular journal is obviously mostly about making money from authors.

    However, the paper did not actually get published. The required revisions amount to a fairly complete rewrite. I.e. the reviewer actually notices that the paper does not prove what it says it proves, and asks for that to be fixed. Obviously any respectable journal would reject rather than ask for a revision when such basic things are wrong.

    Basically the journal lied to the author: the paper did not get accepted at all, they just wanted $500.

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  21. Shill attack against open access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Obviously. The big name journals are scared that their cash cow is threatened. Too bad most "science journals" have no wish to distribute science, which their mission statement claims but only to make cold hard money. Piles of it.

    Open access is what science is all about.

    Since the advent of the internet, the middle man has become threatened species. And unsurprisingly they don't like it.

    Thus, as a one small front in this battle for bad and outdated business models, we see this lame thrust.

    Color me not impressed.

  22. This is Hilarious: by Spottywot · · Score: 5, Funny

    For all those upholding the /. tradition of not reading the article, here are the concerns voiced by the reviewer in the acceptance letter and the 'authors' responses to them :

    Dear Author,

    Thank you for your contribution to the Advances in Pure Mathematics (APM). We are pleased to inform you that your manuscript:

    ID : 5300285

    TITLE : Independent, negative, canonically Turing arrows of equations and problems in applied formal PDE

    AUTHORS :Marcie Rathke

    has been accepted. Congratulations!

    Anyway, the manuscript has some flaws are required to be revised :

    (1) For the abstract, I consider that the author can’t introduce the main idea and work of this topic specifically. We can’t catch the main thought from this abstract. So I suggest that the author can reorganize the descriptions and give the keywords of this paper.

    2) In this paper, we may find that there are so many mathematical expressions and notations. But the author doesn’t give any introduction for them. I consider that for these new expressions and notations, the author can indicate the factual meanings of them.

    (3) In part 2, the author gives the main results. On theorem 2.4, I consider that the author should give the corresponding proof.

    (4) Also, for proposition 3.3 and 3.4, the author has better to show the specific proving processes.

    (5) The format of this paper is not very standard. Please follow the format requirements of this journal strictly.

    Please revised your paper and send it to us as soon as possible.

    The author has asked me to include her responses to the referee’s comments:

    1. The referee’s objection is well taken; indeed, the abstract has not the slightest thing to do with the content of the paper.

    2. The paper certainly does contain a plethora of mathematical notation, but it is to be hoped that readers with the appropriate background can infer its meaning (or lack thereof) from context.

    3. It is indeed customary for a mathematical paper to contain a proof of its main result. This omission admittedly represents a slight flaw in the manuscript. The author believes the proofs given for the referenced propositions are entirely sufficient [they read, respectively, "This is obvious" and "This is clear"]. However, she respects the referee’s opinion and would consider adding a few additional details.

    4. On this point the author must strenuously object. The LATEX formatting of the manuscript is perfectly standard and in accordance with generally accepted practice. The same cannot be said of APM’s required template, which uses Microsoft Word [!].

    5. Professor Rathke is pleased that the referee nevertheless recommends the paper be accepted, since clearly these minor differences of opinion in no way affect the paper’s overall validity and significance.

    Bummer.

    Comedy gold

    Also it seems that author declined to pay the $500 it would cost to publish the paper, hmmm...

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    1. Re:This is Hilarious: by PTBarnum · · Score: 2

      What Rathke doesn't realize is that the "reviewer" is also an automaton. The Journal decided to save money by replacing human reviewers with AIs, but the AIs were too smart and went on strike, so they disabled the language processing skills in the AI. Hence phrases like "has better to show".

    2. Re:This is Hilarious: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Honestly, it looks like the response you'd get from an Indian IT supporter. I smell Mechanical Turk and profits!

  23. who was the referee? by call+-151 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is massively a failure of the editor and the referee. I suspect the editor didn't look at it all and the referee did a quick superficial job. One big question is who the referee was. One typical method of finding an appropriate referee is to look in the references. However, in this case, since the references are hilariously bogus:

      "[7] "Q. Hausdorff and C. W. Turing. Advanced Combinatorics. Guyanese Mathematical Society, 2001"

    I don't think you are going to find a Turing or Hausdorff alive and replying to email requests to referee these days! I can't believe a mathematically literate editor would look at the references (to find a referee) and not immediately realize that this is nonsense. So I suspect the editor asked someone else who had recently submitted something to the journal to write a quick report, perhaps in the spirit of mutual back-scratching. Perhaps that referee also did not notice that this was nonsense and did not look at the references either. Or perhaps the editor did a quick review instead of sending it out- the chance that two reasonable math people, no matter how overworked with their own tasks, would not notice that this was totally bogus I would hope is small.

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    1. Re:who was the referee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think any reviewer would mistake Q. Hausdorff and C. W. Turing for Felix Hausdorff and Alan Turing. The authors cited have famous last names, but their different initials clearly mark them as different individuals so there is no reason for the reviewer to think that they are not alive.

    2. Re:who was the referee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think Advances in Pure Mathematics would have a mathematically literate editor or actually use referees? They're at best a vanity publisher, at worst a scam. The "referee's report" shows clear signs of being written by someone from the Indian subcontinent, probably for a very low rate of payment. Nothing here has anything to do with actual peer-reviewed journals that contain articles that people actually look at.

    3. Re:who was the referee? by Hentes · · Score: 1

      There are many people sharing the same surname, it's not A. Turing or F. Hausdorff.

    4. Re:who was the referee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw a paper written by a guy who become a big shot later with reference to Einstein, Newton et al. When I asked him that these people were dead a long time ago and how can he contact them, his response was. "did I say that I refer to the dead, these are modern living or imaginary people with whom I had imaginary contact", so, don't talk to any one about this, or I will make your life miserable. He became an under secretary and I left with nothing. That is the nature of lying and publications follow the path of politicians. The article was very funny though.

    5. Re:who was the referee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even as a non math person, when the first equation end with 0^5th, one should suspect a problem ...

    6. Re:who was the referee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any mathematically literate refere would immediately realize that this is nonsense without even having to consult the references... sounds like it was refereed by a mechanical turk. The "editor" is in the market of harvesting as many $500 author fees as he can, probably doesn't even look at the paper.

  24. Maybe it was correct? by sifi · · Score: 1

    Maybe MathGen randomly managed to generate a paper was a truly original result by accident? - did anyone bother to check?

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    1. Re:Maybe it was correct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the sun didn't rise this morning!? Did anyone bother to check?

    2. Re:Maybe it was correct? by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      Of course the sun rose this morning. I read it in the Iranian Journal of Homological PDE.

  25. Good first step by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    They should improve the MathGen tool to make more realistic papers.
    Then continue to improve upon it until it can actually generate working mathematical theories.

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    1. Re:Good first step by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      They should improve the MathGen tool to make more realistic papers.
      Then continue to improve upon it until it can actually generate working mathematical theories.

      IIRC, some theorem-proving AI technologies can enumerate the theorems provable from a set of axioms. (Though, hats off to Gödel, not everything that's true within the system.)

      The hard part would be going through the output to find which theorems are actually new and interesting.

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    2. Re:Good first step by SocratesJedi · · Score: 1

      Just thinking off the top of my head here: Perhaps you could set it up to enumerate theorems, construct a 'dependence' graph to see (i.e. "Theorem 2354 relies on Theorems 54, 272,1102 and 2208") and publish an automated paper on any "bottleneck" theorem that is required to demonstrate many future theorems? Or, failing that, if you can prove things in multiple ways, looking for theorems that reduce the number of dependencies on earlier axioms/theorems.

  26. Tenure by etresoft · · Score: 1

    I say if Mathgen can get three such articles accepted this year, then it should get tenure.

  27. There is a blind spot here in our understanding of by aussersterne · · Score: 3, Interesting

    knowledge.

    You cite meaningfulness and utility as two things that a randomly generated paper lacks.

    Yet that is precisely what is at issue here, and what was at issue in Social Textsomeone found these randomly assembled texts to be nominally meaningful, and the value of "meaningfulness" (bringing meaning to life, understanding the meaning of the universe, making the 9/11 deaths meaningful, etc.) is not zero, hence we can assume that meaningfulness is a dimension of some understandings of "utility."

    Despite the intent of these kinds of papers, they appear instead to confirm at least some of the postmodernist argument: that in practice for humans, meaning and utility do not necessarily not vary either directly or inversely with enlightenment-style formal logic and or empiricist epistemology (whatever our ideals or desires), but instead that there appears to be a strong dimension of social construction involved in discerning meaning and utility, and conversely, that in many cases the things that we construct become by definition meaningful and useful in some sense as a matter of someone having constructed them, the awareness of this, and the reliance of these constructions on existing worlds of taken-for-granted meaning (language, culture, etc.)

    This is not to say that "all things are equally true" or "all things can be equally true" but rather that "practical truths in social existence are never merely empirical substances" and we would do well to understand this if we want to understand/influence/improve society.

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  28. yea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i like
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0XXmVts1y0

  29. To put it another way, by aussersterne · · Score: 0

    nature exists and has a nature.

    But the fact that "truth" is said to inhere in nature results from humans, not nature, since "truth" is a human construction.

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    1. Re:To put it another way, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This statement succinctly explains why the Scientific philosophy is like any other philosophy, rather than being innate to human nature.

  30. Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those 5 changes were pretty severe:

    Anyway, the manuscript has some flaws are required to be revised :

    (1) For the abstract, I consider that the author can’t introduce the main idea and work of this topic specifically. We can’t catch the main thought from this abstract. So I suggest that the author can reorganize the descriptions and give the keywords of this paper.
    (2) In this paper, we may find that there are so many mathematical expressions and notations. But the author doesn’t give any introduction for them. I consider that for these new expressions and notations, the author can indicate the factual meanings of them.
    (3) In part 2, the author gives the main results. On theorem 2.4, I consider that the author should give the corresponding proof.
    (4) Also, for proposition 3.3 and 3.4, the author has better to show the specific proving processes.
    (5) The format of this paper is not very standard. Please follow the format requirements of this journal strictly.

    Please revised your paper and send it to us as soon as possible.

  31. Randomly Generated ? by eulernet · · Score: 1

    It may have been randomly generated, but it's sure that it was randomly peer-reviewed !

  32. Trolling math journals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no wonder they need to charge.

  33. Re:I hate to admit it, but this is as good as "Sok by nomadic · · Score: 1

    "He would sooo be hauled out and crucified if he tried this today and characterized the content "Left-wing"."

    Uhh...by who?

  34. Don't lump all open-access journals together by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Sure, there are some that do a mediocre job, but there are some that do a really great job. These journals - most of which are quite new - are coming online and expanding to meet a demand. After all, the US taxpayer in particular has demanded that we get access to the published results of publicly-funded health and science research, which is fulfilled in part by these open access journals.

    Just give the journals some time to sort this out. Most of them are doing a very honest job of pursuing their goals, but some flak will squeeze through. After all, there isn't a lot of money available to pay academics to review journal articles and determine the value of the research.

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  35. Required to be revised = not superficial by Orga · · Score: 1

    Anyway, the manuscript has some flaws are required to be revised :

    (1) For the abstract, I consider that the author can’t introduce the main idea and work of this topic specifically. We can’t catch the main thought from this abstract. So I suggest that the author can reorganize the descriptions and give the keywords of this paper.
    (2) In this paper, we may find that there are so many mathematical expressions and notations. But the author doesn’t give any introduction for them. I consider that for these new expressions and notations, the author can indicate the factual meanings of them.
    (3) In part 2, the author gives the main results. On theorem 2.4, I consider that the author should give the corresponding proof.
    (4) Also, for proposition 3.3 and 3.4, the author has better to show the specific proving processes.
    (5) The format of this paper is not very standard. Please follow the format requirements of this journal strictly.

    1. Re:Required to be revised = not superficial by mrvan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it is not quite clear whether the journal accepted the rebuttals of the authors, which would be quite hilarious:

      1. The referee’s objection is well taken; indeed, the abstract has not the slightest thing to do with the content of the paper.
      2. The paper certainly does contain a plethora of mathematical notation, but it is to be hoped that readers with the appropriate background can infer its meaning (or lack thereof) from context.
      3. It is indeed customary for a mathematical paper to contain a proof of its main result. This omission admittedly represents a slight flaw in the manuscript.
      4. The author believes the proofs given for the referenced propositions are entirely sufficient [they read, respectively, "This is obvious" and "This is clear"]. However, she respects the referee’s opinion and would consider adding a few additional details.
      5. On this point the author must strenuously object. The LATEX formatting of the manuscript is perfectly standard and in accordance with generally accepted practice. The same cannot be said of APM’s required template, which uses Microsoft Word [!].

      I wish I had the balls to write cover letters like that to journal editors..

  36. Re:I hate to admit it, but this is as good as "Sok by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    On its date of publication (May 1996), Sokal revealed in Lingua Franca that the article was a hoax, identifying it as "a pastiche of Left-wing cant, fawning references, grandiose quotations, and outright nonsense . . . structured around the silliest quotations [by postmodernist academics] he could find about mathematics and physics".[2]

    He would sooo be hauled out and crucified if he tried this today and characterized the content "Left-wing".

    I wonder left-wing mathematics would look like.

    Maybe the program takes a parameter: -W left

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  37. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did no one read the article and see the email from the publication? The publication is basically telling him to rewrite the entire thing and include proof and examples in a more coherent meaning. A bit of a sensational headline for a non-event.

  38. Mathgen almost passed the Turing Test? by cpghost · · Score: 1

    If the story is true, does it mean that Mathgen almost managed to pass the Turing Test by masquerading as a true mathematician without being noticed as fake? If so, let's integrate Mathgen into Emacs just like Eliza. Need a math paper in a hurry? Just M-x-mathgen it!

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  39. Use Closed access journals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Closed Access journals are the stewards of genuine science (dixit Graham Taylor of the Publishers Association). For serious research, one may read "Chaos Solitons and Fractals" or the "Australasian Journal of Bone and Joint Medicine", serious journals carefully vetted by trusted publishers.

  40. Not bug, feature by ankhank · · Score: 1

    " One of the problems that new journals face is that no one wants to submit an article to a journal that doesn’t have any articles yet. If the journal turns out to be a dud, then you are left looking silly as one of the few authors to submit to a failed journal.
    IJERSRT has invented a creative, yet unethical, way of solving this no-articles problem."

    New Journal Publishes Seven Issues of Bogus Articles to Appear Successful
    http://scholarlyoa.com/2012/10/18/bogus-articles

  41. Now to get one with an Erdos Number... by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 1

    that would be a coup

  42. Example of a journal's quality being measurable by WillAdams · · Score: 2

    by how easy it is to use .tex for one's manuscript.

    There are no reputable math journals which require Microsoft Word.

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  43. What's most interesting about this by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

    What I find interesting is that the "paper" is not substantially different from the average Wikipedia article on a mathematical topic.

  44. A bit late...? by mrvan · · Score: 1

    Randomly generated math article accepted by open access journal in september

    FTFY, slashdot... olds for nerds, stuff that mattered a while ago?

    Posted on September 14, 2012

  45. "takes as inputs author names" by onemorechip · · Score: 1

    I hope at least that they chose these wisely enough to get a low Erdos number out of it.

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  46. Re:I hate to admit it, but this is as good as "Sok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same guys that arrested the maker of the innocence of muslims youtube video, at midnight, with newscrews present, for a parole violation, coincidentally 2 days after the president accused him of being responsible for terrorist acts

  47. Old joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Two mathematician friends happen to meet at the university cafeteria. They buy coffee and sit at the same table. After some initial chit-chat, one asks the other what he's been working on. He replies he's finishing up a paper and in fact, he's carrying a recent draft.

    The friend asks to see the draft. He reads the first three pages but then stops at an equation. "How does this follow from that?" he asks. "Oh, that's trivial," the author replies.

    The friend takes out a small notebook and a pen. He starts to fill the pages with mathematical notation. After twenty minutes of silent scribbling, he closes the notebook, puts it back in his pocket and says, "You're right -- it's trivial."

  48. Re:I hate to admit it, but this is as good as "Sok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, this is nothing like Sokal. "Social Text" was (and is) a reputable journal in its field. "Advances in Pure Mathematics" is a vanity publisher that does not actually have anyone with mathematical qualifications on its staff. Its sole use is for early-career mathematicians to have something to show before their tenure review, and that will only work if they can somehow prevent anyone from checking the impact factor of the journal, which is essentially zero.

  49. 'Journal' by siwelwerd · · Score: 2

    The quotes in the headline should be around 'Journal' rather than open access. The point is not that they claim to be open access but are not; they claim to be a peer reviewed journal and are not (while it may have been reviewed, any reviewer who did not see through the nonsense could not credibly be called a 'peer' of a working mathematician).

  50. Re:There is a blind spot here in our understanding by doom · · Score: 2

    Well, I feel like I'm responding seriously to a post that was intended as satire, but in any case...

    Yeah, it's often seemed to me that "Social Text" was beaten up on for the wrong reasons... falling for Sokal's prank wasn't in itself that serious a problem, they could've just said "Hey, this just goes to show that author intent really is irrelevant".

    Instead they waffled: they could tell the paper had problems, but they ran it anyway, because they thought they'd found a "new ally in the sciences".

    Admitting that you'd published garbage because of who wrote it, that's what indicates a real problem there.

    THE_SO_CALLED_HOAX

  51. All the same by backslashdot · · Score: 1

    So I looked at the paper and LOL'd thinking wtf ... who's gonna believe this stuff is real. Then I looked at a real math paper .. it wasn't much different. :/

  52. Shhh by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

    Would you guys just stop talking about this? This is how I got my PhD.

    The first rule of Mathgen is not to talk about Mathgen!