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D&D Monster Study Proves Eyes Have It

sciencehabit writes with this excerpt from Science: "The dungeon is pitch black — until the dungeon master blazes a torch, confirming your worst fears. A Beholder monster lurches at you, its eyeballs wriggling on tentacular stems. As you prepare to wield your Vorpal sword, where do you focus your gaze: at the monster's head or at its tentacle eyes? Such a quandary from the role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons may seem like a meaningless trifle, but it holds within it the answer to a tricky scientific question: Do people focus their gaze on another person's eyes or on the center of the head? In fact, a father-son team has used D&D monsters to show that most people will look to another creature's eyes, even if they're not attached to a head."

196 comments

  1. Boobies by PoopManners · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't watch at eyes, I watch at boobs amirite?

    1. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't watch at eyes, I watch at boobs amirite?

      Those tits certainly have the look.

    2. Re:Boobies by HornWumpus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Old joke: Why don't men look women in the eyes? Cause their eyes aren't on their tits.

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    3. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you're just illiterate.

    4. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I look for the pee hole and give it mean stare.

    5. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep concentrating on the eyes when talking to a woman. Otherwise I get aroused and, as a consequence, feel sexually harrassed when she can't take her eyes off my bulge. Even more so if she can.

    6. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be careful if I were you. These days a lot of men seem to have boobs.

    7. Re:Boobies by HornWumpus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Better study: Show men pictures of women with nipples for eyes and eyes for nipples and check where they look. Take the pre-photoshop picture in a cold studio.

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    8. Re:Boobies by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Actually...get the boob looking out of the way before you approach her....

      For building repoire with a girl you're trying to meet....give them eye contact, and usually...have them to be the first one to drop it, dominance thing.

      This isn't just with women...in meetings, or when I'm trying to push my agenda, etc...I generally focus my gaze usually directly into their right eye (just pick one, doesn't really matter that much I don't think)...but with that situation or even just friendly ones....it imparts to people that YOU are engaged in them, and interested and listening to them.

      Staring at the floor, or something else on them...just doesn't cut it, if you're wanting to truly interact with them, or especially want to exert your influence...I find that doing the right eye contact is a big help.

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    9. Re:Boobies by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I just got a hardon imagining a Beholder with boobies on all it's tentacles instead of eyes...

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    10. Re:Boobies by slashmydots · · Score: 1

      What's the female version of that then? Our clothes? lol

    11. Re:Boobies by amicusNYCL · · Score: 4, Funny

      I generally focus my gaze usually directly into their right eye (just pick one, doesn't really matter that much I don't think)

      I had a roommate with eyes that focused in different directions, I would usually look at the eye that wasn't looking at me to make him keep shifting his gaze.

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    12. Re:Boobies by al.caughey · · Score: 5, Funny

      I knew I came to /. for a reason... and I just figured out that it is to get expert advice on social skills and how to meet girls

    13. Re:Boobies by azalin · · Score: 1

      Your mind seems to be a strange place. Interesting, but strange.

    14. Re:Boobies by azalin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, I just got a hardon imagining a Beholder with boobies on all it's tentacles instead of eyes...

      So beauty would in the boob of the beholder?

    15. Re:Boobies by houghi · · Score: 2

      I generally focus my gaze usually directly into their right eye

      As you are apparently into a staring contest of some sort, you better NOT look into the eyes, but right between them Much easier as you will not be tempted to look into the other.

      The other person will look into your eyes and then will often go from one to the other. As you are not looking into the eye(s) you will not do that.

      OTOH if you are not in a staring contest, letting you eyes wander a bit around the face will make you more human and let people open up to you easier.

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    16. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But what if I'm trying to impart dominance over her boobs? Then where should I look?

    17. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't just with women...in meetings, or when I'm trying to push my agenda, etc...I generally focus my gaze usually directly into their right eye (just pick one, doesn't really matter that much I don't think)...but with that situation or even just friendly ones....it imparts to people that YOU are engaged in them, and interested and listening to them.

      That's too arbitrary. In reality, looking into someone's eyes tells you nothing. Social conventions are idiotic.

    18. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But where would you look if boobs were on the end of tentacles? At the boobs or at the center of the chest?

    19. Re:Boobies by Kozz · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, if you want to really weird someone out, stare at one of their ears when speaking to them. They may start moving laterally to move their face to be centered on your gaze. Most amusing when done with people you already know, just to mess with them. ;)

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    20. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      still into her eyes because her boobs can't tell your looking at them :(

    21. Re:Boobies by strength_of_10_men · · Score: 1

      Depends on the situation. I find that in many cases, people from Asia tend to not look you too hard or long in the eyes, as it's sometimes considered disrespectful.

      I guess it's all in what you're hoping to achieve.

      Personally, I find myself looking a the person's mouth when they're talking. I have to force myself to look someone in the eyes when I catch myself doing that. Don't know if means I'm submissive or what...

    22. Re:Boobies by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 2

      No, you fool: Booby would be in the eye of the Beholder!

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    23. Re:Boobies by HornWumpus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I could print a tshirt with eye balls on the nipples and the words 'look me in the eyes'.

      It might sell.

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    24. Re:Boobies by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 2

      Maybe you need a woman with jiggly eyes.

    25. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, stare them into the eyes - constantly. That also what scientology recommends, and it works 100% of the time. Just give 'em "the stare", chicks love that.

    26. Re:Boobies by CubicleZombie · · Score: 1

      I hate looking at people's eyes (probably aspergers) so I always use the bridge of the nose or a zit or something to focus on. Otherwise, the urge to look away is overwhelming.

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    27. Re:Boobies by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2

      Beholders don't have boobs you insensitive clod!

    28. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For building repoire with a girl

      Rapport

    29. Re:Boobies by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      I had a roommate with eyes that focused in different directions, I would usually look at the eye that wasn't looking at me to make him keep shifting his gaze.

      Marty Feldman Jr?

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    30. Re:Boobies by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      You're right...I forgot those details..

      Of course, I don't stare indefinitely....with women, they often will avert the initial eye contact first...after that, I look in the eyes, but away too when appropriate.

      Too much and you do look like a creep or strange for sure...haha.

      And yes, forgot to say...sometimes between the eyes....I vary between that and picking one predominate eye to focus on......

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    31. Re:Boobies by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      D'oh.....good catch.

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    32. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One eye is looking at you, one eye is looking for you. I ran into that in a chick once. Man that's disturbing. Fact it put me off teh boobies (momentarily) and I thought nothing could do that.

    33. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Women focus first on men's faces, then men's shoes. From the shoes, women judge the wealth/importance of the man.

    34. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right...I forgot those details..

      Of course, I don't stare indefinitely....with women, they often will avert the initial boob contact first...after that, I look in the boobs, but away too when appropriate.

      Too much and you do look like a creep or strange for sure...haha.

      And yes, forgot to say...sometimes between the boobs....I vary between that and picking one predominate boob to focus on......

      FTFY

    35. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the situation. I find that in many cases, people from Asia tend to not look you too hard or long in the eyes, as it's sometimes considered disrespectful.

      I guess it's all in what you're hoping to achieve.

      Personally, I find myself looking a the person's mouth when they're talking. I have to force myself to look someone in the eyes when I catch myself doing that. Don't know if means I'm submissive or what...

      If you're thinking that they've got a purty mouth, I'm gonna go with "what" here.

    36. Re:Boobies by BadPirate · · Score: 1

      Booty is i

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    37. Re:Boobies by geekoid · · Score: 3, Informative

      "I hate looking at people's eyes (probably aspergers) s"

      STFU.

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    38. Re:Boobies by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      I generally focus my gaze usually directly into their right eye (just pick one, doesn't really matter that much I don't think)

      There's a NOVA episode that showed humans naturally look at the right eye first when seeing a face. (Meaning, we look left at the right eye of the other person). They went on to show that dogs do the same thing, theoretically a behavior that evolved as humans and dogs integrated socially.

      However, this is a quick glance, not a stare.

    39. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More often, in the eye of the beer holder.

    40. Re:Boobies by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      I hear the next revision will include an eye-boob monster (or maybe a boob-eye monster) so you don't have to choose!

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    41. Re:Boobies by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Great. Now I need to find some cheap artist on Deviantart who's willing to do some beholder pics. Like a hot sexy beholder with boobies, and a beholder that has boobies instead of eyes. *sigh* off I go...

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    42. Re:Boobies by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      4chan. I have been there. Now I am stronger.

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    43. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I can certainly see where you're coming from.

    44. Re:Boobies by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Please link upon completion...

    45. Re:Boobies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      (probably Tourette's)

    46. Re:Boobies by fractoid · · Score: 1

      You use a lot of ellipses.

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    47. Re:Boobies by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      I generally focus my gaze usually directly into their right eye (just pick one, doesn't really matter that much I don't think)...but with that situation or even just friendly ones....it imparts to people that YOU are engaged in them, and interested and listening to them.

      Some advice: if you keep staring like that, most people will feel uncomfortable and think there's something wrong with you (autism, sociopathy, perv), unless they're physically/romantically interested in you.

      To show interest, periodically look them in the eyes for a few seconds, until your gazes lock. Do this only while talking to them, or they will start wondering why you keep looking at them.

      Also, some people can instinctively tell the difference between manipulative tricks and natural behavior, and would immediately dislike you for trying to alter the social balance.

    48. Re:Boobies by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      LOl...see other post in this thread.

      I didn't go into the details...but no, I don't 'stare' forever...again, with women..the first eye contact, I do let them break it first or react to it by smiling first, etc usually.

      With people, I look away, etc as appropriate, but I often catch the eyes again, especially in times when really listening to them, or wanting to appear to be listening and caring what they say...

      No absolutes here...but I do use eye contact a LOT when dealing with people, but there are a LOT of nuances with it...

      I've had people comment that at times when talking to them, I often make them feel like they were the only person in the room at times....

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    49. Re:Boobies by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      Lol, missed that one. To be fair, it seems I wasn't the only one thinking you gave people the "crazy eye". ;-)

    50. Re:Boobies by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      I can certainly see where your going from - FTFY

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  2. Eyes show emotion by captaindomon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It has been shown many times in studies that people are able to read a lot of emotion by looking at another person's eyes. Looking at foreheads doesn't give you a tactical advantage, but if you can look in someone's eyes you can see what they are feeling most of the time. You can also see where they are looking, and where their attention is at, which is critical. Of course, good magicians know this and look at the wrong things at the wrong times to mislead you ;)

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    1. Re:Eyes show emotion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Also the human eye has evolved a large sclera which provide visual cues. It allows for a very specific non-verbal communication: what you are focusing on. This can trigger a change in posture which can expand the non-verbal communication: For example is it food, sex, or danger?

      Lots of animals lack this, and as such is difficult to determine by glancing at the eyes what the animal is looking at. Thus it's harder to determine the animals "intent".

    2. Re:Eyes show emotion by tiberus · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to see what could be gleamed from just seeing someones eyes without the context of the rest of the face. I'd think the only tell whether their eyes were open, where they were looking and how moist the eye was. The rest of the information about interest and emotional state from viewing the eye in context of the face.

      I thought nose was the center of the head, at least from the front, isn't the forehead near the top?

    3. Re:Eyes show emotion by avandesande · · Score: 1

      More than that- the eyes orient you to the center of the head, which is important. One of the techniques you are supposed to use in soccer and football is to watch someones midriff so you aren't tricked by someone trying to misdirect which way you are headed. Kind of the same thing....

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    4. Re:Eyes show emotion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "gleaned", not "gleamed".

    5. Re:Eyes show emotion by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      Well, those Japanese "eye-emoticons" seem to provide a lot of info...

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    6. Re:Eyes show emotion by ideonexus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      One of my martial arts teachers always instructed me to focus my gaze on my opponent's solar plexus so that I could see what their legs and arms were doing in the peripheral vision and to never move the gaze from that point so as not to telegraph my intention with my eyes. Kick boxing ended up being probably the most important class I ever took in my life. It taught me to never get in a fight.

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    7. Re:Eyes show emotion by alexgieg · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It has been shown many times in studies that people are able to read a lot of emotion by looking at another person's eyes.

      This is also the main reason most manga and anime authors prefer to draw big eyes. They're a much easier way to transmit emotions than body postures, allowing for a faster drawing process. In fact, one of the ways they to show a character (usually a villain) as having little to no emotion is by drawing small eyes on him, what also serves as contrast between pure lack of emotion and mere introversion (a character with cold demeanor plus big eyes). Lead characters, in contrast, have the biggest eyes in the cast. And if it's a soap story directed towards female teens you'll find HUGE eyes almost everywhere.

      As a side note for those who don't know: there are tons of "small eyed" manga. Those are usually directed towards adults. What actually defines manga as a style isn't eye size then, but scene transition, which is based on action movies. That's why supposed "manga" drawn by Western authors usually feels wrong to fans: even though their characters are manga-like, their scene transition tends to follow super-hero comics patterns, with lots of poses, high expectation "halted impact" scenes, and step-by-step slow-motion-like narrative. Hence, not manga.

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    8. Re:Eyes show emotion by ohnocitizen · · Score: 1

      I wonder how accurate this study is, but that being said, the relationship between eyes and emotion is well established. Don't take it from me, take it from Sir Michael Caine! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njs6ZNSoFC0

    9. Re:Eyes show emotion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    10. Re:Eyes show emotion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kick boxing ended up being probably the most important class I ever took in my life. It taught me to never get in a fight.

      No clue why you got modded funny. Any class that teaches that is important.

    11. Re:Eyes show emotion by werewolf1031 · · Score: 1

      No clue why you got modded funny. Any class that teaches that is important.

      I have to disagree. Any species that is unwilling to fight for its survival will probably be replaced in short order. And rightly so.

      Unless you were referring to getting into fights over trivial and unimportant things ("that guy looked at me funny", etc.), then I have to agree.

    12. Re:Eyes show emotion by Laser+Dan · · Score: 1

      It has been shown many times in studies that people are able to read a lot of emotion by looking at another person's eyes.

      This is also the main reason most manga and anime authors prefer to draw big eyes. They're a much easier way to transmit emotions than body postures, allowing for a faster drawing process...

      That reminds me of something interesting I noticed - in "western" countries the emoticons are focussed on the mouth, :) :( :p etc
      But in Japan, they are mainly about the eyes, like ^_^ (others mangled by slashdot)

    13. Re:Eyes show emotion by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, this does not even require that the eyes actually MOVE relative to the head. When playing Minecraft, it is often possible to read the intentions of another player based on the movements of their head as a surrogate for the eyes which are fixed in position on that head. It is not at all unusual to be thinking "oh no he can't possibly make that jump from that spot", just before your mining partner comes up half a block short and plunges into lava -- even though he didn't make any explicit mention that this was his intention. If you're quick on your feet, you might already be planning a safe path down to the spot you know he's about to take a hot bath, while readying a bucket of water. Just maybe, this foresight will let you turn that lava to obsidian and put out the flames before he dies. I've been on both ends of this a few times.

      I guess the moral is that if you can't read someone's eyes, perhaps because whatever virtual world you're in just isn't that sophisticated, there is often a similar method of obtaining the same information. If we had much less "swing" to our eyes and had to turn our heads more, instinct would probably have us track the face rather than the eyes.

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    14. Re:Eyes show emotion by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Often in martial arts the lesson is to avoid fighting whenever possible, but when that's not possible, win.

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    15. Re:Eyes show emotion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is, the only times when there is a probably of fight, it's about silly stuff. Construct impossible scenarios in your head all you want, they most likely never will happen. Unless you hang you with European football fans or soldiers.

      Today, we no longer fight with our fists, we fight with our minds.

  3. But... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 4, Informative

    But the head IS a giant eye.

    1. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      And a vorpal sword is going to be terrible against a beholder. The natural 20 auto-kill bonus is going to be useless. A regular +5 sword is going to be considerably more effective.

    2. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So the next person doesn't wonder why:

      The vorpal sword's "auto-kill" is supposed to involve separating the critter's head from wherever that is being kept. If your enemy is a floating head, you will be about as effective as Galstaff.

      On that note, where's the Mountain Dew?

    3. Re:But... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      "Anything that has a head, can be beheaded"

    4. Re:But... by CronoCloud · · Score: 2

      Against the rear or flanks of it, yes, but it really doesn't matter what you use against the front, because the beholder turns to face those attacking it. Thusly you'll be in the effect of the Anti-Magic Eye, temporarily making any magic in front of it, useless. So what you do, is send the Tank up right front and center....his job is to stay right in front of it...and kill the eyestalks. Because he is in the anti-magic effect,the stalks can't be targeted at him because they don't work. It's the stalks that get you...so everyone else should stay in the cone of effect and use missle attacks on the stalks. Now the beholder might decide to close the main eye against those using such strategery, but if it does...that's when you blast with a wand/spells/magic items.

      But odds are, someone will get disintegrated.

    5. Re:But... by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Beholder mages put out their central eye, though yes, the average beholder has a giant eye in the middle of their head.

      I'll go back to not getting laid now.

    6. Re:But... by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      When someone (or something) is beheaded, is the head cut off from the body, or the body from the head?

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    7. Re:But... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      A slice is made between the body and the head.

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    8. Re:But... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Why do you think the beholder isn't immune to it's own powers?

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    9. Re:But... by Card+Zero · · Score: 1

      This works until you have (or are) a sadistic DM who throws two beholders at the party.

    10. Re:But... by Card+Zero · · Score: 1

      A perfect example of flavor text invented to explain game balance--a beholder mage with the anti-magic eye intact would have been an absolute nightmare. Even in the Forgotten Realms.

      /it's okay, we're all nerds here...

    11. Re:But... by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Because it says in the books that a beholder can't use it's powers on something in the AoE of it's main eye. The eyestalk attacks are beam-like. It uses those against things NOT in the AoE of the main eye.

    12. Re:But... by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Beholders are solitary....they hate each other, you wont' see them in groups. However a DM strategy that is actually WORSE is for the beholder to use it's charm person eye...behforehand on NPC's near it's lair.

      Suppose your heroes head to a village, hearing rumor of a beholder nearby....they head to the villages "adventurers tavern" ask about the beholder....the villagers say "Yay, we'll buy you a drink." Buxom Tika Waylan style barmaid brings beer....characters drink.... guess what, Save Vs. Poison. The heroes don't know who was responsible.....unless they have various divination magic/charms etc. They find out, perhaps go to local village mayor with his local cleric friend.....Tell him about poisoning.... "that's too bad... I'll look into it. " Cleric buddy then tries charming remaining adventurers,etc etc.

      If they adventurers even survive the village, they have the beholder (and it's guards) left.

    13. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know that finding D&D nerds on the internet is easy, but I am always delighted when I read things like this. :) I 3 you, Internet.

      I would be interested to see if people's reactions change when facing a Beholder Mage, whose central eye has been removed (it projects an Anti-magic field, which is obviously counter-productive if it is trying to cast spells). Do people look at the eye cavity more than the still-functioning eyestalks? Any difference?

    14. Re:But... by Card+Zero · · Score: 1

      Beholders are solitary....they hate each other, you wont' see them in groups.

      Yeah, the party thought the same thing. But there are accounts of at least one beholder city in the Underdark...

  4. Relevance by Synerg1y · · Score: 0

    How is this relevant to... anything?

    Psych of eye contact out of scope.

    1. Re:Relevance by zill · · Score: 1

      This is hugely relevant when I transmute myself into a tentacle monster.

      Fake eyes on autotomic* tentacles will give me the tactical advantage I need to evade the police and finally get laid.



      *Brownie points for anyone who knows this word off the top of their head.

    2. Re:Relevance by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      lmfao somebody should do that for Halloween

    3. Re:Relevance by Endovior · · Score: 1

      I'm skeptical. The 'monster' data they have doesn't seem particularly focused, and statistically saying 'well, it was all over the place, but it averages to the eyes' doesn't seem right in this case. A study of images showing humans and animals might be more revealing.

  5. That explains everything by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Being in IT support, we see many people come in without eyes, or common sense, attached to their head. Many times, the head is firmly impacted in the nether regions but this malady is most common with upper management.

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    1. Re:That explains everything by Divide+By+Zero · · Score: 2

      Having been in IT support in a healthcare environment, we had a term for that: Cranial-rectal colocation. It comes in two kinds, acute (for short periods) or chronic (seemingly all the time). Our group had diagnosed several cases of CCRC before I left for greener pastures, but I still use the term today.

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    2. Re:That explains everything by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      cephalocaudal impaction, sometimes compounded by a sucking chest wound.

  6. Is this a trick question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, and I imagine most slashdotters, look at my feet when interacting with other people. Especially women.

    1. Re:Is this a trick question? by vlm · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, and I imagine most slashdotters, look at my feet when interacting with other people. Especially women.

      Why are your keyboard and monitor by your feet? I'm not flexible enough to type that way anymore.

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    2. Re:Is this a trick question? by Darby · · Score: 3, Funny


      I, and I imagine most slashdotters, look at my feet when interacting with other people. Especially women.

      Not me. I'm a bold, dashing ladies' man. I look at their feet.

    3. Re:Is this a trick question? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I ... look at my feet when interacting with other people

      That means you're an introverted geek.

      If you were an extroverted geek, you'd look at the other person's feet, or at least the floor midway between their feet and yours.

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  7. Survival Advantage. by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There was a profound and significant bias towards looking early and often at the eyes of humans and humanoids and also, critically, at the eyes of monsters.

    Makes sense. There's a survival advantage whether you're predator or prey, it doesn't matter if you can see it, it's whether or not it can see you. Being able to see its head, claws, or gelsacs is useful, but the thing that gives you a survival advantage is knowing whether or not it can see you. If you can see its eyes, it can see you. (The converse - if you can't see its eyes, it can't see you - does not hold unless you're a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.)

    Car Analogy: Same as if you're driving on the highway past an 18-wheeler. If I can see the trucker's eyes in the side mirrors, he can see me. (I'll assume he can't for the sake of prudence, but it's possible he can see me). If I can't see his eyes in the side mirrors, it's my responsibility to position me vehicle in such a way that he can see me, and/or somewhere he can't hit me whether he can see me or not.

    1. Re:Survival Advantage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      During motorbike training we were taught to position ourselves on the road where a driver would be, i.e. about 2/3 the way in, because (for one reason) other drivers look to that spot when looking for traffic -they instinctively look for another driver rather than another vehicle and further, they would look for their eyes. Worked for me so far.

    2. Re:Survival Advantage. by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      I don't know why they need a study to do this. If anyone has a pet, and that pet wants something from you or wants you to do something, it's looking at your eyes. Even if I just walk into a room and my cat wants to see who it is she still looks at my eyes.

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    3. Re:Survival Advantage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (The converse - if you can't see its eyes, it can't see you - does not hold unless you're a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.)

    4. Re:Survival Advantage. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Interesting point--and a follow-on question to ponder would be the survival advantage of willingly -not- seeing whether the other entity can see you. We see such behavior in dominance challenges, where breaks eye contact with . This is a clear and strong intuitive meaning, but the wider details of why specifically this has come to occur and why it universally corresponds to certain meaning I find rather intriguing.

      Similarly, we have the question of mere directions that one is looking as having significant importance...

      "Looking up at " and "looking down at " seem to have an almost intrinsic physical validly apart from any socialized association of particular meaning or evaluation. Notions such as "looking up at heaven" or "looking down into the abyss" are universal in having equivalents across religions and mythologies, and what is suggested by "looking up" versus "looking down" broadly understood even apart from context involving these.

      Why do we almost viscerally and intuitively feel that "good stuff" is "up", and "bad stuff" is "down", and how did that sense get propagated from the development of our physical biology to a nearly-universal conceptual and linguistic "understanding"?

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    5. Re:Survival Advantage. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      So, Slashdot apparently excised the parts of my post that looked too much like HTML tags...

      "...where /entity1/ breaks eye contact with /entity2/..."

      "Looking up at /someone or something good/" and "looking down at /someone or something bad/..." ...was what I was going for.

      Nevermind. (Looks down, mysteriously in preference to up, dejectedly)

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    6. Re:Survival Advantage. by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      I don't know why they need a study to do this.

      Because if they don't use the grant money, they lose it.

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    7. Re:Survival Advantage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where does he say that? He says that if he can see the drivers eyes, he knows that the driver can see him. If he can't see his eyes, he simply doesn't know whether or not the driver can see him. He does not categorically state that if you can't see the driver, the driver can't see you.

    8. Re:Survival Advantage. by Nyder · · Score: 0

      Where does he say that? He says that if he can see the drivers eyes, he knows that the driver can see him. If he can't see his eyes, he simply doesn't know whether or not the driver can see him. He does not categorically state that if you can't see the driver, the driver can't see you.

      His 4th sentence says it. and i quote: " If you can see its eyes, it can see you. "

      what, you just skip to the car analogy? figures.

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    9. Re:Survival Advantage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Covering your eyes with hands doesn't make you invisible."
      OP never implied that. In fact he said in the next sentance - and i quote - "if you can't see its eyes, it can't see you - does not hold"

      I can see your eyes => you can (have the potential to) see me
      I can't see your eyes => i can't assume either way

      what, you just stop reading midway through the argument? figures.

    10. Re:Survival Advantage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If A, then B does not imply if not A, then not B. In fact, his fifth sentence says that.

  8. Basic martial arts. by MRe_nl · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Always look at your opponents eyes, (if they're not highly skilled) they will usually look at an area before making a move in that direction.

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    1. Re:Basic martial arts. by Tragedy4u · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not true, many instructors (Sensai, Sifu etc) will tell you to stare at the centre of your opponent's chest. The eyes can lie, if look at the centre of the chest you get a better field of view of how an opponents limbs are moving which can allow you to react better against a feint or a true attack.

    2. Re:Basic martial arts. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Especially if they are a Beholder and one of those eyes can shoot a disintegration ray.

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    3. Re:Basic martial arts. by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      As a fencer, I always watch their bellguard. It's pretty center-of-mass. The eyes are too far away from the thing that actually makes attacks, and it's even further away from their feet, which are usually the biggest indicator of what they're going to do. Well, not so much their feet, but their weight distribution on their feet. The fact that we wear these face-obscuring masks might contribute.

    4. Re:Basic martial arts. by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Slightly off topic, but this is how you're coached to defend in basketball and football too. Check the opponents center of gravity, not their eyes.

    5. Re:Basic martial arts. by HPHatecraft · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      and many of these guys have never been in a real street fight.

      As a consequence, none of them will tell you "here's how to defuse this situation so that it doesn't escalate. Fighting cause you to owe money if it goes to court. You could go to the hospital. The person(s) attacking you could go. Someone could die." And most don't teach how to do this.

      They also will not tell you "the complicated stuff you are learning, the spinning kicks, the block-strike patterns, will probably not work". Under adrenal stress, you lose fine motor coordination. Those techniques will go out the window, probably, and you'll be reduced to playground style fighting.

      You are better off learning basic, easy to use techniques that are "high percentage". Practice those under pressure.

      If you are a pro fighter, veteran cop, etc, feel free to ignore this. For the rest of us schlubs, this is how it is.

    6. Re:Basic martial arts. by Princeofcups · · Score: 3, Informative

      Always look at your opponents eyes, (if they're not highly skilled) they will usually look at an area before making a move in that direction.

      Please mod this down. Looking at your opponents eyes is the last thing you want to do. Nor do you want to stare at a weapon, or at their chest as someone else posted. You want to see all of the opponent, and not focus at any one particular place. If anything, you want to fix your gaze slightly past the opponent. Then any movement, be it head, foot, hand, can be seen equally. Just watch UFC if you disagree. See that kind of glassy unfocused look in their eyes? That's what you want.

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    7. Re:Basic martial arts. by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I have learned in my martial arts classes to look at the whole person and the area around, i.e. not to gaze at any particular point. This way peripheral vision is used more efficiently which detects motion particularly well. Or so, I've heard and been told. Don't know if it's true because after half a decade I changed from stupid martial arts to "e-sports" and aerobic.

    8. Re:Basic martial arts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are better off learning basic, easy to use techniques that are "high percentage".

      If you want to win in a street fight, it is best not to put too much intellectual effort into it. Words like "high percentage" are too complicated already. Just do it like Bas Ruten in GTA IV. "And bam, bam in the head, and kick to the head, bam bam..."

    9. Re:Basic martial arts. by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

      Please mod this down.
      See that kind of glassy unfocused look in their eyes?
      Punch drunk :-).

      But seriously, i spent a few years at a former world champions (dutch,judo) dojo and this is what i was taught.
      UFC pro's none-withstanding, most people have a tell in their eyes as to their next target-area.

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    10. Re:Basic martial arts. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I used to get picked on a lot. I'd swing back to get them away. If they kept getting close, I'd lift a knee, hard enough to lift them off the ground. Nobody has ever continued a fight after that, and they aren't too keen to start another later. The only time I lost a fight was before I discovered the effectiveness of that and it was 8 on 1. Eventually I was kicked out of school for fighting back (after multiple suspensions). None of the aggressors were ever punished.

      To win a fight, fight like a "girl" knee to the groin (yes, works on women too), bite, eye gouge.

    11. Re:Basic martial arts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not what mod points are for. There's no "-1, incorrect" for a reason. And none of the existing ones are an appropriate substitute.

    12. Re:Basic martial arts. by HPHatecraft · · Score: 1

      Always look at your opponents eyes, (if they're not highly skilled) they will usually look at an area before making a move in that direction.

      Please mod this down. Looking at your opponents eyes is the last thing you want to do. Nor do you want to stare at a weapon, or at their chest as someone else posted. You want to see all of the opponent, and not focus at any one particular place. If anything, you want to fix your gaze slightly past the opponent. Then any movement, be it head, foot, hand, can be seen equally. Just watch UFC if you disagree. See that kind of glassy unfocused look in their eyes? That's what you want.

      My last post in this thread was modded as flamebait. That wasn't the intention. Really and truly, all of you do not know what you speak of. This is silly talk, like 'what is the best knife grip', or 'do you punch with the top two knuckles or bottom three'?

      I love (certain) traditional martial arts, and am presently looking for a good tai chi instructor (or even bagua). But this kind of stuff DOES NOT MATTER.

      A real fight, not UFC, or a karate tournament, or what have you, takes less than a minute. When it does happen -- you've gotten past the 'interview' stage (assuming you haven't been outright ambushed) -- it isn't David Carradine. It's ugly and quick and then it is over. There's no subtlety.

      For your edification:

      Marc McYoung
      P. Quinn
      Bill Kipp

      I attended RMCAT this year. Eye-opening.

    13. Re:Basic martial arts. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Wrong. You should give your black belt back to whoever taught you that useless piece of information.

      If they are unskilled, then you don't need to know becasue there skill alone isn't enough. If they are skilled that will use that AGAINST you.
      Aldo Nadi went into that quite a bit when teaching people how to feint. And NO its not as gross as 'Stare at a spot of a bit then attack elsewhere."

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    14. Re:Basic martial arts. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      My Polish Fencing teacher used to say:
      "The point follows the guard. Watch it."

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    15. Re:Basic martial arts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is what overrated is for. It is rather difficult for something factually incorrect to be insightful or interesting, and if the post has nothing else to contribute, then +2 or +5 or whatever is overrated for its actual value.

    16. Re:Basic martial arts. by dreamchaser · · Score: 2

      and many of these guys have never been in a real street fight.

      As a consequence, none of them will tell you "here's how to defuse this situation so that it doesn't escalate. Fighting cause you to owe money if it goes to court. You could go to the hospital. The person(s) attacking you could go. Someone could die." And most don't teach how to do this.

      They also will not tell you "the complicated stuff you are learning, the spinning kicks, the block-strike patterns, will probably not work". Under adrenal stress, you lose fine motor coordination. Those techniques will go out the window, probably, and you'll be reduced to playground style fighting.

      You are better off learning basic, easy to use techniques that are "high percentage". Practice those under pressure.

      If you are a pro fighter, veteran cop, etc, feel free to ignore this. For the rest of us schlubs, this is how it is.

      I've been practicing various martial arts for over 30 years. My very first instructor's first lesson was "Best self defense is good pair of sneakers."

      I'll *always* avoid a fight if I can. It's never OK to hurt someone unless you really have to.

    17. Re:Basic martial arts. by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Always look at your opponents eyes, (if they're not highly skilled) they will usually look at an area before making a move in that direction.

      That is patently false. Only a poor instructor would teach that. As another poster mentioned, you want to watch their center of gravity mostly, but your eyes should move around to various places. Sometimes the slightest shift of a foot will be a good tell.

    18. Re:Basic martial arts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously fought and judging from your comments, you are probably a very skilled fighter. This man has faced battled folks so don't be so hard on him.

      The way I describe it, is that you want to see the silhouette of the body and the way it moves. In order to punch or kick effectively, those hips have to turn to generate power or they are dead on their feet.

  9. Look eye, always look eye! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what Mr. Miyagi said.

  10. Neither by Hatta · · Score: 5, Funny

    Most D&D players look at their shoes. The extraverted D&D player looks at the GM's shoes.

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    1. Re:Neither by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Recycled Finnish joke.

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    2. Re:Neither by geekoid · · Score: 1

      is it? I've hear the joke for decades.

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    3. Re:Neither by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing it's been told about Fins for centuries.

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  11. I wonder by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If this "research" will qualify for the Ig-Noble awards next year.

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  12. I knew it! by shaitand · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is proof that D&D contains all the secrets to life, the universe, and everything!

    1. Re:I knew it! by jovius · · Score: 1

      All you need are dice and the sense of adventure?

    2. Re:I knew it! by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Turns out god plays dice after all

  13. read the abstract, disappointed with the methods by HPHatecraft · · Score: 4, Funny

    For starters, did any of the participants in the experiments roll any savings throws? Lame.

    Experimenter: "OK, you encounter a beholder, and... it gets initiative. You: it fires... (dice roll) a beam from eye-stalk number 7."

    Participant: "Uh, OK."

    Experimenter: "Roll the dice. No. No, the other one. Yeah. OK. I see you failed your save vs paralysis".

    Participant: "Huh? (sees the taser in the experimenter's hand) No, wait!!"

    Experimenter: Zzzzzaaap!

    Experimenter: "Hm. He's not moving... oops. Hey. Did anyone roll a cleric? Anyone? What?!? Goddammit!

  14. Lips for me by amanaplanacanalpanam · · Score: 1

    My gaze tends to gravitate to the lips as much as (if not more than) the eyes, especially in those I find attractive. I'm not sure what that means.

    1. Re:Lips for me by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      My gaze tends to gravitate to the lips as much as (if not more than) the eyes, especially in those I find attractive. I'm not sure what that means.

      Depends on which ones I suppose.

    2. Re:Lips for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do the same, but mostly so I can understand what a person is saying. It takes more concentration to simply hear what sounds someone generating and understand their words and the information they convey, than for me to stare at someone's lips/mouth and read their lips at the same time I'm perceiving their words.

  15. Should be obvious by macraig · · Score: 1

    It should be obvious why another creature's - any creature's - gaze would be the focus of one's own: you need to see where the other creature is looking. If it's looking at you, then you might have a problem. This is completely unsurprising, as my cats always look directly at my eyes when they want to determine my focus and intent.

  16. GOD ADS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Why does slasdot have God ads?

    1. Re:GOD ADS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please define "God ads." Given the information you provided, your question doesn't make sense.

    2. Re:GOD ADS? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Slashdot believes in profits, not god. You surely click on the ad just to see if it was a joke and, thats it, they got profit.

    3. Re:GOD ADS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you afraid of being exposed to other ideas which you may not hold as your own? Does this challenge you? It should. Being exposed to other ideas is part of living in a society. When people insulate themselves in groups of like-minded individuals, the group will gradually move to the most extreme point of view. This has been scientifically documented. If you want to avoid becoming an extremist, you have to expose yourself to opposing view points with an open mind, and critical eye.

      If you feel that the advertisement is unrelated to the content on the site, then you should consider that religion (and even the lack thereof) is integral to every aspect of life. As a result, religious advertising is related to all content. Jesus said that he came to save the wicked, not the righteous, because only the sick need a doctor, not the healthy. That's why he spent so much time around thieves and prostitutes. So too religious advertising is appropriate for sites containing atheist, or even pornographic, content.

    4. Re:GOD ADS? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      So that's the answer to step ????? before "Profit!"? God ads....

      Damn, I'm disappointed.

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    5. Re:GOD ADS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's going to be my justification for duct taping you to a chair and forcing you to watch every episode of Honey Boo Boo that I can find. Surely you aren't afraid of being exposed to ideas which you don't hold as your own, right?

  17. Mr. Miyagi always taught me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looka eye! Always looka eye!

  18. I realize the audience but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anyone who has played a sport is usually told to watch an opponents eyes because people generally watch where they are going.

  19. Can't Look People In The Eye by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    When I look people in the eye for too long, I begin to get uncomfortable and need to look away. Of course, talking with someone without looking them in the eye is awkward, so I've learned ways of fooling them into thinking I'm looking at their eyes when I'm not. I'll look behind their head, at their nose, etc. This way I don't get uncomfortable and they don't think I'm not focusing on them.

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  20. If I need to focus - I look away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any time I need to focus on what a person is saying, or think about what I'm saying, I look away. If I look at their head/face/eyes I can't listen to what's being said. If I do the same while trying to explain something, I get halfway through my first sentence before I lose my train of thought and start rambling nonsense. I find that if I furrow my brow at the same time, the other person doesn't mind. However, if I just don't look at them, they get annoyed or think that I'm not really engaged in the conversation.

  21. Sorry, that's still too much to ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's all well and good, but I have a damn hard time looking people in the eyes as it is. After long training, I've learned to look at the end of their nose so that it looks like I'm looking them in the eyes, but looking people in the eyes has always been hard. It seems like there is so much information coming in when I do that, that I can't concentrate on the conversation. Looking at the comments, I see I'm not alone. FWIW, I believe I have Asperger's; 42 years being me has led me to that conclusion.

  22. Minsc was right! by masteva · · Score: 1

    Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

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    1. Re:Minsc was right! by JMandingo · · Score: 1

      Butt-kicking! For goodness!

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  23. Can't use a vorpal sword on a beholder by Gothmolly · · Score: 0

    It is essentially a floating head - your vorpal sword won't do anything special.

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    1. Re:Can't use a vorpal sword on a beholder by Nyder · · Score: 0

      It is essentially a floating head - your vorpal sword won't do anything special.

      Not according to 4th Edition rules.

      The vorpal blade in 4th edition Dungeons & Dragons does not behead opponents.

      from:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_item_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)#Examples

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    2. Re:Can't use a vorpal sword on a beholder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4th Edition is an abomination upon the Earth. If 4E says it, it's absolutely and guaranteed wrong.

    3. Re:Can't use a vorpal sword on a beholder by __aajgon4133 · · Score: 1

      4th Edition Britta'ed Dungeons and Dragons. It's the worst.

  24. what I do by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    For the record, in DDO, I'm always in undead Lich (prestige) form so I'm immune to most beholder effects and then I dragon flyby in mid air up to the beholder and spray it with my ice dragon breath attack, which always 1-hits it regardless of the reflex save. It also casts through antimagic fields. So I'm mostly focusing on my quickbar actually, lol.

  25. Is it just me? by sootman · · Score: 1

    I've never felt comfortable looking into someone's eyes for more than a few moments at a time. I'm just overly conscious of "I'm looking at you, and you're looking at me, and you know I'm looking at you..." It's just weird to me. And once you've started looking into someone's eyes, it seems rude to then not look into them. Instead, I look at people's mouths while talking. Anyone else?

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  26. Beheading a beholder is a bit redundant. by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    I'm disappointed that I searched for this answer before posting it myself.

  27. Well, you know what they say... by Doomstalk · · Score: 1

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    1. Re:Well, you know what they say... by masteva · · Score: 1

      Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

      Unfortunately the rest of the party is in the stomach of the Beholder...

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  28. Beholders don't lurch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beholders don't lurch towards anybody, they sit back and zap away with things like disintegrate.

  29. According to QI... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    According to QI, most women will go straight to the face, whereas men tend to sneak a look at the crotchal region - and it doesn't matter if they're looking at a woman, a man, or even a dog.

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    1. Re:According to QI... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another study (german I think) had shown men only look at women in sexual interested ways, women look at both sexes this way (perhaps to assess competition). This was done during a faked basketball game with eye-cams. The participant were told it was a study for another thing, hand-eye coordination or so. All men stole glimpses only of the women, the women glimpsed at men and women.

    2. Re:According to QI... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      women look at both sexes this way (perhaps to assess competition)

      Pfft. That's not a very sexy reason.

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  30. We look at the eyes because ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Your eye is a lamp for your body." -Luke 11:34a

  31. Eyes = point of view by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 1

    You're not looking at the center of the person, if you were doing that, the head wouldn't make sense. You'd stare at their chest. The point is not to look at a being's physical form necessarily, but rather to look them in the eyes, that is, to look at where they're looking from. You see them seeing you, they see you seeing them. Do you look a blind person in the eyes when you're talking to them? They won't look you in the eyes back, likely. Its about perspective, not about form.

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  32. Eye contact? Are you serious? by MilwaukeeMadAss · · Score: 0

    I'd be willing to guess that when it comes to the average D&D player, they have an extremely difficult time making contact with an inflatable doll (or action figure - what have you) let alone an actual female-type person.

  33. I find that eyes without a face by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

    have got no human grace.

    1. Re:I find that eyes without a face by sticks_us · · Score: 1

      Same here--that's when I usually go and hang out, maybe near the border of our province.

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  34. Medusa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you kidding me?? If this were true then all adventurers would meet their doom when they come across Medusa in a dungeon.....

    "Gotta look at her eyes while I'm killing her! Gotta look in her eyes!" "AHHHHHH!"

    If most people do this, then most people will, indeed, turn to stone!

    I, personally, would not have the problem of losing experience points to her cause I would be focusing on her breasts.

  35. But... but... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    ... a beholder's primary eye *IS* in the center of its head.

  36. Careful how you test this! by moeinvt · · Score: 1

    A basilisk or a Medusa would make the tests difficult to repeat.

  37. File this under DUH by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    We are all told while growing up to always look someone in the eye.

    Who exactly needed to study this?

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    1. Re:File this under DUH by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Becasue common knowledge, tradition, and what we were taught as kids is always correct?
      How about to find you if it's correct? then to find out Why?

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  38. They are the window to the soul, after all. by NoSalt · · Score: 0

    nm

  39. Down is Bad Because of Gravity by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Why do we almost viscerally and intuitively feel that "good stuff" is "up", and "bad stuff" is "down", and how did that sense get propagated from the development of our physical biology to a nearly-universal conceptual and linguistic "understanding"?

    Gravity is the reason we perceive down as bad: our tree-dwelling ancestors evolved a sensible fear of falling to their deaths.

    We see this in elevator design: the "down" arrow is red, because "down is bad -- the direction that tends to spill blood". The "up" arrow is green or white, because "up is good" (e.g. "up in a tree, where the lion can't get us").

    Carl Sagan discusses this theory in The Dragons of Eden.

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    1. Re:Down is Bad Because of Gravity by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Interesting theory... though Sagan's rendering seems a bit more conjectural or arbitrary than I'd ideally like. One might, on this anecdotal level, alternately say that "up" would become "bad" due to being the origin of storms and dangerous weather, and "down" would develop neural wiring as "good" because that's where the accessible game animals typically are.

      It would be nice to specify the causality here more certainly and precisely, though we may not yet be at a state of knowledge sufficient to enable that...

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    2. Re:Down is Bad Because of Gravity by smellotron · · Score: 1

      I agree about Sagan's less-than-rigorous analysis of up/down, but I believe it is in line with Occam's Razor: Storms happen, and prey must be hunted... but if you spend most of your life in trees, the risk of falling is omnipresent. Also, consider the Moro reflex, which Sagan also discusses and which suggests a genetically-learned fear of falling.

  40. Vorpal sword? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "As you prepare to wield your Vorpal sword..."

    Why would you use a vorpal sword on a Beholder? What are you going to cut off when you behead a beholder? A +3 sword of Abberation Bane would be more effective.

    1. Re:Vorpal sword? by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      Or an eyelash.

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  41. B-b-but Asperger's! by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

    There were reports in the last year or so that Asperger's folks tended to fixate on the mouth, not the eyes, during conversation. This immediately made me self-conscious of doing the same thing.

    Not, of course, that all D&D players have Asperger's. Or that fixating on a monster's eyes vs. mouth correlates with fixating on a person's eyes vs. mouth. Or that, to those with Asperger's, it's unusually difficult to distinguish people from monsters.

    1. Re:B-b-but Asperger's! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Not, of course, that all D&D players have Asperger's. "
      not even most. Statistically a "fee" have it. "FEW"

      Just...just stop talking about aspergers until you know something.

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    2. Re:B-b-but Asperger's! by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      There were reports in the last year or so that Asperger's folks tended to fixate on the mouth, not the eyes, during conversation.

      Not sure why you just noticed that in the last year. That's been part of the diagnostic criteria for Aspergers and Autism Spectrum Disorder for a while.

      This is the first thing I thought of when I read the summary, but then I and my kids all on the spectrum to varying degrees.

  42. Not the Vorpal Sword! by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

    The one thing you never use against a Beholder is a Vorpal Sword. If you roll a natural 20, the sword cuts off the monster's head, but a Beholder is nothing but a disembodied head, so the sword goes swish as it goes under the monster.

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    1. Re:Not the Vorpal Sword! by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      A 20 is a critical hit. I can't imagine the vorpal blade's effect to become a complete miss if it's not applicable. I'd expect just a solid hit, not a fatal blow.

    2. Re:Not the Vorpal Sword! by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      You have considerably less imagination than my friends and I had over twenty years ago back when First Edition Rules were king. It's a perfectly logical extension of what a vorpal blade does on a natural 20: it tries to cut the head off. In the case of a Beholder, there's nothing to cut it off of, so it misses.

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  43. Cultural Bias by leighklotz · · Score: 1

    I'm sure this study is testing cultural bias, not human propensity. In Japan, for example, it's considered rude and direct to look into someone's eyes, and many people look at the mouth, or even slightly away.

  44. interesting post..... by Cute+and+Cuddly · · Score: 0

    However, for several years, I did train Kyokushin full contact Karate. My sensei insisted that when fighting, we should look at the opponents solar plexus as when fighting every movement of the opponent comes from an limb (Either arm or leg) attached and controlled by the torso. By focusing on the solar plexus, you have “advanced warning” of what the opponent is going to do, but the eyes can lie. Using our eyes to lie to the opponent was another thing our sensei told us how to do and tiny seemingly unimportant things can make quite a difference when fighting.

  45. Aspies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what fraction of the ones that didn't look at the eyes were Aspies?

  46. Not Applicable by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

    " As you prepare to wield your Vorpal sword, where do you focus your gaze: at the monster's head or at its tentacle eyes? "

    I would choose the eyes as they are presumably a softer target than the head. Doesn't apply to normal human interaction.

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  47. D & D? by iq145 · · Score: 1

    Valueless...