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  1. Simila Issus on Apple Still Hasn't Fixed Its MacBook Keyboard Problem (wsj.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Which brings us to the grand year 2019 and my MacBook Air's faulty E and R keys.

    I hav noticd simila poblms with my kyboad. It's causing numous os.

  2. Re: Never Knew That Activision Took Over Blizz on Activision Blizzard Cuts 8% of Jobs Amid 'Record Results In 2018' (kotaku.com) · · Score: 1

    Blizzard had a fair amount of autonomy under Activision until just recently. With Morhaime removed as company president and the recent focus on cost-cutting, you should expect increasing prioritization of shareholder value over entertainment value.

  3. Apparently nothing was learned... on Wisconsin's $4.1 Billion Foxconn Boondoggle (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    ...from the 38 Studios debacle. All you have to do is dangle the promise of providing theoretical jobs to a politician for their reelection efforts, and you'll get state budget dollars hanging off your hook in no time at all.

  4. Re:Let us offer then our hopes and prayers on Florida's Gulf Coast Battles Deadly And Smelly Red Tide (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    And then it all evaporates and becomes Purple Rain.

  5. Re:The real issue: on WHO Gaming Disorder Listing a 'Moral Panic', Say Experts (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    You'd best step the fuck off of LEGO.

    Yeah. Those corners hurt!

  6. Re:People have figured out Star Wars on 'Solo' Will Lose $50+ Million In First Defeat For Disney's 'Star Wars' Empire (hollywoodreporter.com) · · Score: 2

    Or possibly, the target demographic is not, and never has been, people in their 50s?

    Perhaps not. But to the younger generations, Star Wars is just one fish in a sea of franchises, and not an exceptional one at that.

    The way you extend the life of a franchise is by expanding your fan base, not by demolishing the existing one in search of a new one that may or may not support your work.

  7. You gotta wonder on NPM Fails Worldwide With 'ERR! 418 I'm a Teapot' Error (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    How many people saw that error message and thought to themselves, "This Internet of Things concept is getting way out of hand."

  8. What if the AI decided that the easiest way to make money was to disappear with the investments and frame the founder?

  9. Let's really scare them on Self-Driving Cars Are Being Attacked By Angry Californians (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Would it be possible to put that self driving technology into a 1958 Plymouth Fury?

  10. Developer reaction on AI Cheats at Old Atari Games By Finding Unknown Bugs in the Code (theverge.com) · · Score: 2

    When reached for comment about this AI cracking their game, the developers' only response was: "@!#?@!"

  11. Instead of "Life on Mars", perhaps they should have been playing "Radar Rider" in the background.

  12. This stuff happens even here in the USA.... Not even a stretch... I've had tickets I've closed out for ISPs due to "fiber seeking backhoe"

    That's what can happen when you're careless about spammers and wind up on the RBL: The Realtime Backhoe List.

  13. It's either Romana... or Fred.

  14. Re:It's what they do on EA Buys Out a Game Studio After Shutting Another One Down 3 Weeks Ago (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Buy 'em and bury 'em. Less competition in the market means that they don't have to try as hard.

  15. They presented themselves as a mid-range department store, but operated like one of those shady junk stores with "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS!" signs in their windows for years.

    Somebody (Not Necessarily the News I think) once did a fake commercial along the lines of "Going out of Business - 20th Anniversary Sale". The punchline at the end was: "We lost our lease.... but we're still looking for it!"

  16. obDeteriorata on CERN Scientists Conclude that the Universe Should Not Exist (ign.com) · · Score: 1

    So after all this time and study, it turns out we really are a fluke of the universe and we really do have no right to be here.

    I suppose it's just a matter of time that we discover that the Cosmic Microwave Background is really just the sound of the universe laughing behind our backs.

  17. Re:Still better than cable on Netflix is Raising Its Prices, Again (mashable.com) · · Score: 4, Informative

    Word to the wise: If it asks you to download drivers for a Neurotoxin emitter, don't authorize it.

  18. Kick 'em when they're up... on We're Eating Plastics From Our Own Dirty Laundry (vice.com) · · Score: 2

    To think that Don Henley was right all this time...

    "You don't really need to find out what's going on.
    You don't really want to know just how far it's gone.
    Just leave well enough alone. Eat your dirty laundry"

  19. Re:Part new technology, part lower quality on Traditional Radio Faces a Grim Future, New Study Says (variety.com) · · Score: 1

    I have 20 presents on my radio. I just next-channel when an ad appears.

    How do you see over the dash?

  20. Part new technology, part lower quality on Traditional Radio Faces a Grim Future, New Study Says (variety.com) · · Score: 2

    Yes, radio is an older technology - one option among many. But it's also the only one where you sometimes have to sit through massive amounts of advertisements to get to the actual entertainment. The ads in the free versions of apps like Pandora are nowhere near as often or as annoying.

  21. Re:Another tiny "limitation"... on Large-Scale Dietary Study: Fats Good, Carbs Bad (cbsnews.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    As the old joke goes - both the Italians and the Japanese eat like that and have a greater life expectancy than Americans, British, Canadians and Australians.

    Therefore, diet doesn't matter. It's speaking English that kills you.

  22. You know science has gone too far.... on First Human Embryos Edited In US (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....when even the cannibals have to start worrying about GMOs.

  23. At least they'll be losing their jobs to American robots.

  24. Re:Protect you against SQL injection? Really? on Flawed Online Tutorials Led To Vulnerabilities In Software (helpnetsecurity.com) · · Score: 1

    And it's Google's fault for returning the tutorial on page one of the results. What, they're using an automated algorithm? So they need to adjust their algorithm.

    Or ask for support from wherever they copied it.

  25. Re:Bad for Me on Social Media 'Increases Loneliness', Says Study (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: 3, Funny

    but when I bury myself solely in Star Trek people it can warp me.

    Then stick to impulse power for a while.