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Study Claims Human Intelligence Peaked Two To Six Millennia Ago

eldavojohn writes "Professor Gerald "Jerry" Crabtree of Stanford's Crabtree Laboratory published a paper (PDF) that has appeared in two parts in Trends in Genetics. The paper opens with a very controversial suggestion: 'I would be willing to wager that if an average citizen from Athens of 1000 BC were to appear suddenly among us, he or she would be among the brightest and most intellectually alive of our colleagues and companions.' From there, Crabtree speculates we're on the decline of human intelligence and we have been for at least a couple millennia. His argument suggests agriculture and, following from that, cities, have allowed us to break free of some environmental forces on competitive genetic mutations — a la Mike Judge's theory. However, the conclusion of the paper urges humans to keep calm and carry on, as any attempt to fix this genetic trend would almost certainly be futile and disturbing."

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  1. Intel Peak by smittyoneeach · · Score: 5, Funny

    Intel peak
    And Idiocracy streak
    Comes with beard
    You hirsute freak.
    Burma Shave

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  2. Well... by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    That explains the Kardashians.

    I was wondering about that.

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  3. yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    *looks at this comment*

    Yes. Yes it did.

  4. This may be the answer to Fermi paradox. by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Civilization rises to the point where television is invented. Then it collapses.

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  5. Re:Actually by David+Chappell · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, no, he'd sound like somebody who spoke Ancient Greek, which I have not even the slightest passing familiarity with.

    I'd almost be tempted to call him a barbarian.

    Oddly enough, the original meaning of barbarian was "someone who does not speak Greek". So, he would be very puzzled.

  6. Re:no by pastafazou · · Score: 4, Funny

    yes, just like drinking alcohol has resulted in brains that are better able to function when exposed to it. In fact, the more I drink, the smarter I become!

  7. Re:no by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I get the feeling that the scientist who did this study is single and cannot get a girlfriend. Lets try to make people panic so girls will date Nerds as their civic duties.

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  8. Re:no by LordLimecat · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, I just had a great idea for a reality TV show.

  9. Re: zeNo by neoshroom · · Score: 4, Funny

    Zeno's Paradox is about 98% of what it takes to invent differential calculus.

    Sure, but the problem is that last 2% can never be reached, because there are an infinite amount of half-ways in the way.

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