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Ask Slashdot: AT&T's Data Usage Definition Proprietary?

stox writes "As many of you know, AT&T has implemented caps on DSL usage. When this was implemented, I started getting emails letting me know my usage as likely to exceed the cap. After consulting their Internet Usage web page, I felt the numbers just weren't right. With the help of Tomato on my router, I started measuring my usage, and ended up with numbers substantially below what AT&T was reporting on a day-to-day basis. Typically around 20-30% less. By the way, this usage is the sum of inbound and outbound. At this point, I decided to contact AT&T support to determine what exactly they were defining as usage, as their web pages never really define it. Boy, did I get a surprise. After several calls, they finally told me they consider the methodology by which they calculate bandwidth usage to be proprietary. Yes, you read that right; it's a secret. They left me with the option to contact their executive offices via snail mail. Email was not an option. So, I bring my questions to you, all-knowing Slashdotters: are there any laws that require AT&T to divulge how they are calculating data usage? Should I contact my state's commerce commission or the FCC to attempt to get an answer to this?"

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  1. Headers by DevTechb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most likely you don't calculate TCP headers while AT&T rightfully does. That's why you get less bandwidth use.

    1. Re:Headers by AvitarX · · Score: 4, Informative

      Is 20-30% A realistic estimation of TCP headers?

      If the numbers are correct I would say that a significant portion below the tcp/ip layer is being counted.

      How much retransmit/error correction is there in DSL? I personally wouldn't think that's valid to charge, but the argument could be made.

      As for for the original poster's question on law, I doubt there is any requirement, though if you challenge them in court, it would have to be revealed, or they have no evidence.

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    2. Re:Headers by Moblaster · · Score: 5, Informative

      You are looking at 2.5-5% overhead depending on TCP, UDP, frame size, etc. Not 20-30%. If you're feeling pungent, save up your bills for a year and file a small claims court action. Might cost you a few bucks and a couple hours. In exchange, ATT is 99% likely not so show up (therefore you win by default), or to call and offer you credit for cancellation. Should be worth a few hundred bucks to you.

    3. Re:Headers by KarlH420 · · Score: 2

      If you add ATM and AAL5 overhead that DSL has http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATM_Adaptation_Layer_5 Then 20% sounds reasonable. 30% sounds reasonable if they are encapsulating traffic with PPPoE and a lot of your packets are not at the max MTU.

    4. Re:Headers by jhoegl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why are you defending this practice?
      Lets face it, once they have the infrastructure in place, they dont need to charge extra for it.
      Sure bandwidth costs may increase as usage increases, but so what.. they are charging for it.
      Why is everyone so complacent about this crap?

    5. Re:Headers by adolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As for for the original poster's question on law, I doubt there is any requirement, though if you challenge them in court, it would have to be revealed, or they have no evidence.

      I'm not digging into the Uniform Commercial Code right now because, well, I'm just not doing that right now.

      But I'm -pretty sure- that using an intentionally-different definition of a unit is illegal, whether someone is selling bushels of corn, heads of lettuce, pounds of rice, or gigabytes of data.

      A bushel is a bushel, a head is a head, a pound is a pound, and a gigabyte is a gigabyte.

      Any significant variation from these standards (and TFS's variation is certainly significant) should be carefully scrutinized, and either explained, corrected, or penalized as appropriate.

      Plainly, if someone sells me 1000 pounds of beef and as far as I can measure I only receive 750 pounds then that someone has got 250 pounds worth of explaining to do. I cannot imagine any circumstance under which this would be different for data transport.

    6. Re:Headers by SkunkPussy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah but if someone gives you a bag containing 1000 pounds of (minced) beef, then you empty the beef out and some of the beef is stuck to the insides of the bag, and you throw the bag away you can't claim that you didn't originally receive 1000 pounds of beef.

      I'm not really defending AT&T, just providing perspective.

      That said they should definitely be completely transparent about how they measure bandwidth.

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    7. Re:Headers by Xenx · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can't see how one can reasonably include overhead that's suffered only on the first hop into the "traffic" measurement.

      It's easier to see if you're getting paid more for it.

    8. Re:Headers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They can charge for whatever they want to.

    9. Re:Headers by srussia · · Score: 2

      A bushel is a bushel, a head is a head, a pound is a pound, and a gigabyte is a gigabyte.

      And a dollar is a dol... Oops, my bad. I hear its definition is proprietary now. Like defining the foot as the current king's shoe size.

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    10. Re:Headers by ByOhTek · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yep. And they do.
      That's why I go elsewhere.

      That being said, my mom used AT&T. They never got her bill right (always overcharged), and we had to call and they would correct it, but having to do that every month or two sucked. I told that to an AT&T solicitor at my door once, as to why I wasn't interested. Rather than defending his client and get a sale, he responded, with a dismayed and somewhat depressed, "wow... I heard about the same thing from someone just down the street," and moved to the next door. My mom doesn't know anyone on my street other than me, so it seems to me, overcharing is not an uncommon issue with them, and they are just trying to find more clever ways to hide it.

      The author of TFS should verify that he's collecting headers, if so, he may have a case.

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    11. Re:Headers by ByOhTek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, but the question is, is the packaging included in the measure, especially if it is necessary packaging? Usually, the packaging isn't tared on weighted stuff, and volume stuff tends to measure the volume of the packaging (not the items shipped/bought/etc). So, there are options on measuring or not measuring the data overhead of the transport layers, that could affect price.

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    12. Re:Headers by DragonTHC · · Score: 2

      charging you for dropped packets wouldn't really hold up in court. It's a best effort service and they legally couldn't charge you for what you never received. It's like pizza hut charging you for a pizza that their driver ate.

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    13. Re:Headers by rtb61 · · Score: 4, Informative

      For a 20% to 30% discrepancy and claims of proprietary measuring system screams one thing and one thing only, random sampling and rounding up. Basically they are averaging out usage and rounding up in their favour. Basically going for lie, cheat and steal until challenged by a class action law suit forcing openness and accuracy.

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    14. Re:Headers by telchine · · Score: 3, Interesting

      a gigabyte is a gigabyte.

      And a gigabyte can be either 1,000 MB or 1,024 MB ;-) obligitory xkcd link

      if someone sells me 1000 pounds of beef and as far as I can measure I only receive 750 pounds then that someone has got 250 pounds worth of explaining to do.

      Maybe you're just measuring the lean meat but your butcher is measuring the fat as well, or he's quoting gross weight and you're quoting net weight? Someone has suggested that AT&T may be measuring packet overhead and the article poster might not be.

    15. Re:Headers by Entrope · · Score: 5, Informative

      Unless someone is sending an awful lot of really small packets, the 40+ bytes of TCP/IP headers per packet are not going to add 20-30% to the data that is being sent. For example, the "Simple IMIX" as defined on WIkipedia has 58% of packets being 40 bytes long (they are common because they represent data acknowledgments with no data going in the other direction), probably significantly underweights the number of 1500-byte MTUs, and still only has ~12% TCP/IP overhead. It would be grossly inappropriate for AT&T to include any packet overhead beyond TCP/IP because any lower level overhead is an artifact of AT&T's network design that is outside the control of, and opaque to, the end user.

    16. Re:Headers by BeadyEl · · Score: 5, Informative

      The availability of competing providers varies by market. There are parts of the US with NO broadband available at all, and others where there is only one carrier. Also, the whole issue here seems to be that the "terms" he accepted withheld relevant information - and that IS grounds for legal appeal.

    17. Re:Headers by Kincaidia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's not accurate. They are selling you a service by a standard measure, and that should be an absolute measurement. When you buy gasoline, you are buying a fairly exact amount, and the pumps are regularly measured to ensure they're providing the stated amount. If the petrol station started using their own "proprietary" measurements? GTFOOT.

    18. Re:Headers by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sure bandwidth costs may increase as usage increases, but so what.. they are charging for it.

      They would love you to think that, but actually bandwidth costs have decreased significantly as usage has increased. The problem is not external bandwidth costs, it is oversubscription. They don't want to invest in expanding their internal network as much as they need to, instead just lumping more and more users on the same local pipes and hoping their access patterns are all little bursts. Of course streaming and P2P kill that.

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    19. Re:Headers by slartibartfastatp · · Score: 2

      as for the unit, 1 kilo pounds equals 1000 pounds or 1024 pounds?

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    20. Re:Headers by Entrope · · Score: 2

      Including ATM overhead, and probably even just the AAL5 overhead, would probably be grounds for a lawsuit because that overhead is an artifact of AT&T's network design that is invisible to the user and out of the user's control. What would you do if a shipper charged you by the pound to ship a box and then also billed you for the weight of a hand truck that they decided to send along for their own convenience in handling your package?

    21. Re:Headers by jamesh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Including ATM overhead, and probably even just the AAL5 overhead, would probably be grounds for a lawsuit because that overhead is an artifact of AT&T's network design that is invisible to the user and out of the user's control. What would you do if a shipper charged you by the pound to ship a box and then also billed you for the weight of a hand truck that they decided to send along for their own convenience in handling your package?

      I'd complain, and then the shipper would subtract the weight of the hand truck (20% of the weight of the box) and then mark up their per weight prices by 30% saying their had been an increase to the cost of doing business. Which is more-or-less what AT&T will end up doing if they need to adjust the way they calculate usage.

    22. Re:Headers by lengel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A bushel is a bushel, a head is a head, a pound is a pound, and a gigabyte is a gigabyte.

      Except when it's a gibibyte. Chances are his router uses 1024 bytes per KB, and AT&T are using 1000 bytes per KB.

      No wonder it is proprietary information.

      Except by my math, this only accounts for a 2.4% difference.

    23. Re:Headers by pugugly · · Score: 2

      We have one carrier that provides non-wireless service - ~$73/month for landline+DSL (~$60 for either by itself) - 756 Down 384 Up (To be slightly more fair, it's closer to 1.5 Down 756 Up in practice). There are alternatives but they are even more expensive -- $120/month range and up.

      AT&T actually has the local DSL cell, but won't provide us direct service - as I read the law, this should be illegal, but good luck getting a regulator in Indiana to actually regulate (Or even to explain to the consumer why my reading of the law is wrong).

      Pug

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    24. Re:Headers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The OP could probably contact the Bureau of Weights and Measures, this is the sort of thing that they exist for. Namely to assure customers that if they buy X pounds of Y that they aren't getting (X-1) pounds z ounces of Y where Z isn't equal to 16.

      This isn't like that BS suit against the HDD manufacturers for using the SI unit for their HDD capacities, this is potentially a legitimate complaint.

    25. Re:Headers by Omega+Hacker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah but if someone gives you a bag containing 1000 pounds of (minced) beef, then you empty the beef out and some of the beef is stuck to the insides of the bag, and you throw the bag away you can't claim that you didn't originally receive 1000 pounds of beef.

      I think you've got that wrong. If they're measuring DSL overhead, error correction, etc then the proper analogy would be:

      Somebody sells you a crate of apples they claim is 1000 pounds. What they neglected to tell you was that the crate itself weight 200 pounds, and they included that in their calculation. You only got 800lbs of actual apples.

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    26. Re:Headers by Rich0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Agree. If you sell something it should be in a defined unit of measure, and it should be calibrated such that any errors are in the favor of the consumer. That's where the whole baker's dozen thing came from - bakers would include an extra piece of bread to ensure that any errors in their measurements would be more than compensated for. Back in those days if an inspector did a surprise scale test and you came up short you'd lose your hand, so bakers were eager to ensure they were in spec.

      I don't care what the unit of measure is, as long as it is defined. That said, it would be nice if we could actually all be metric - I was just shopping for phone cases and it is REALLY annoying when the phone dimensions are in mm and the case dimensions are in inches.

    27. Re:Headers by jameshofo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly, but charging you whatever the market will bear, and not telling you what your actually paying for are two completely different things. He's being charged for a service, and he reasonably (SHOULD) have a right to understand how he may be over or under committing his connection to the service level he's selected and being provided. If they're dangling the bait of "you may go over and we'll charge you more money than you ever wanted to spend, or we're going to downgrade your service because we want more money" then it could just be the provider padding the numbers, now I'm assuming he's in the US and is not subject to taking what the grand master has allocated him he should have some kind of recourse.

      That being said, TCP/IP overhead accounting for 20-30%? If you utilize your connection regularly I'd be shocked, but it really depends on a lot of factors, there's no numbers on his actual throughput, so was sitting idle all month with just a windows PC checking for updates to Java, flash and windows every 5 minutes and whatever mallware he inevitably has, sure. Maybe he's on an ADSL that has a bunch of ATM overhead that goes on even if he's not transmitting, so there are legitimate reasons, but one would reasonably suspect you have a right to know that your actually being charged for that!

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    28. Re:Headers by morgauxo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes but they check the gas pumps because in the past crooked gas stations with rigged pumps were common. People noticed and now something is done about it. It should be no surprise that businesses in other industries are cheating that same way. Will the customers catch them often enough to get the regulators to act on it? I don't know but I don't think enough of the customers are likely to know the difference.

    29. Re:Headers by tgd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Is 20-30% A realistic estimation of TCP headers?

      If the numbers are correct I would say that a significant portion below the tcp/ip layer is being counted.

      How much retransmit/error correction is there in DSL? I personally wouldn't think that's valid to charge, but the argument could be made.

      As for for the original poster's question on law, I doubt there is any requirement, though if you challenge them in court, it would have to be revealed, or they have no evidence.

      20-30% isn't realistic, but headers plus a mismatch between a MiB and MB measure would get you a lot closer. The poster also didn't mention if all of the traffic was being totaled in his calculations (TCP/UDP/ICMP,etc).

      He's also likely measuring traffic going *though* his router, not traffic coming *to* his router. ATT is measuring at their end, so he's likely being billed for the constant port knocking and vulnerability scanning that is going on.

      Does it add up to 20-30%? Maybe no. Is ATT collectively a bunch of shitheads? Absolutely. Is it safe to assume because they're a bunch of shitheads that they're deliberately mis-billing? Also so. And "proprietary" could VERY easily be a corporate policy of "don't tell them anything if you're going to tell them something that is inaccurate". And I wouldn't trust a call center worker to properly explain the byte-for-byte measurement of network traffic. Far better to say "no, its proprietary" than to only explain 80% of it, get 10% wrong and have Slashdot or Reddit get their panties in a bunch because a near-minimum-wage call center worker mis-spoke.

    30. Re:Headers by firex726 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When I was with Comcast their door to door salesmen started accusing/harassing me for stealing cable.
      Of course at the time I did not have a cable box and no way to connect the coax to anything.

      Turns out, a previous tech had mislabeled the wires, and my Apt had two wires listed. Someone else was plugging in theirs but it was labeled in pencil, as mine.

    31. Re:Headers by Charliemopps · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They shouldn't. You should get a 1.5mb connection and pay less. It will serve your needs well. I should get a 30MB connection and pay for it. It will serve my needs well. We should BOTH get the bandwidth we paid for, even if we cap it out. The problem isn't the customers, the problem is ISPs selling 30MB connections for $20/month and then setting a cap so low I could hit it in under an hour. They're doing this to attract customers with high speeds at low prices, but once they have the customers they're refusing to let them use the product they rightfully purchased because they only charged the customer enough to support 1/10th the speed they promised. This problem will not be solved by the ISPs... they are locked into a price war. The FCC needs to step in a setup rules for speed/caps, etc... They need to test ISPs and make sure they are delivering what they are offering. This "up to 20Mb!" and then getting less than 1Mb nonsense needs to end.

    32. Re:Headers by dirtyhippie · · Score: 2

      Grossly inappropriate? Please. If you are selling bandwidth, you are going to measure it the way it comes out highest. Not because you are a thieving jerk, but because a) that's what your salespeople want and b) all of your competitors are doing it. Looking at the level 3 bandwidth usage is an error. It fails to account for - at minimum:
      - TCP headers
      - IP traffic that is hidden from the TCP level (retransmits, dupes, ICMP, etc.)
      - session setup and teardown (SYN - ACK - SYN/ACK)
      - Physical layer overhead (for example ATM requires multiples of around 50 bytes IIRC)
      - PPP overhead (this is DSL after all)
      - And certainly other things I've forgotten.

      If you've ever looked at an ethernet level dump, it's not surprising in the least that that adds up to about 20-30%.

    33. Re:Headers by swalve · · Score: 2

      All AT&T would have to do is not count the overhead and "charge" more for actual data. Instead of 250gb, you only get 225gb a month.

      But I can see how the 12% of TCP overhead can balloon up to 20% pretty easily. Just look at the layers that the payload data has to get wrapped into to traverse the network.

      You can say that you don't give a shit about *their* overhead, but they can just as rightfully say they don't care about what the data is on their network, only that it is there.

    34. Re:Headers by RedShoeRider · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Buy your fuel on cold days, you get a *little* more for your $50 than you do on a hot day (hence airlines buy fuel by weight, not volume)."

      Used to be more true than it is now. Most fuel station tanks in the USA are 2-3 ft underground, below the frost line, so the stored fuel temperature stays at a relatively constant 50 or 60-something degrees even on the hottest summer days. Sure, if it's a bloody hot day at a station that isn't used much, the fuel that's actually in the pump may warm up a little, but they retain very little gas.

      Unless, of course, you lived in Centralia, PA. Then....then you have a very good point.

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    35. Re:Headers by fgouget · · Score: 2

      How much retransmit/error correction is there in DSL? I personally wouldn't think that's valid to charge, but the argument could be made.

      What costs money to an ISP is mostly traffic on interconnections with other networks because in most cases they have a lot more downloads than uploads (due to Youtube, etc), and thus end up paying by the byte / 95th percentile on Mbps. Another source of cost is when they have to add more capacity on their internal network connecting all their customers. However adding capacity is easy: no need to run more fiber, just put faster routers at both ends; tens of thousands of dollars instead of millions. Also, once they have link in place, it costs them the same whether it's used or not. So if it's not used their interest is to add new services to make use of the available bandwidth to differenciate themselves from the competition. That's why some ISPs don't include their own video-on-demand services into the data caps. That said if they rent fiber for their internal networks instead of owning it they may again end up paying by the byte and if so they are stupid.

      But what really does not cost them anything is data that travels no further than the DSLAM like DSL retransmits and error correction. Any traffic there does not eat any shared resource and it couldn't even increase power consumption more than 5W (~$5/year), and that's if their DSLAMs even has an idle power saving mode. So there's really no justification for billing any of that traffic.

    36. Re:Headers by poofmeisterp · · Score: 2

      Why are you defending this practice?

      Lets face it, once they have the infrastructure in place, they dont need to charge extra for it.

      Sure bandwidth costs may increase as usage increases, but so what.. they are charging for it.

      Why is everyone so complacent about this crap?

      An analogy would go sort of like this:

      I'm pissed that Company A is chopping off my leg, so I'll leave this God forsaken company and go to Company B, which says they don't chop off legs.

      - time passes -

      Well, I paid $300 to get away from Company A and now I'm pissed at Company B because they gnaw on my leg, but don't chop it off. They also saw my jugular vein once a month. I'm leaving them for Company C who says they don't saw, gnaw, or harm in any way.

      - time passes -

      $250 dollars to get away from B, and now I'm *SO* pissed at Company C!!! They didn't gnaw or saw, but they freaking drain my blood slowly. It doesn't harm me, but I feel weak and tired all day. Oh, and at billing time they fart in my face. I'm leaving this stupid company and going back to Company A because they have a special where they will not chop, gnaw, saw, drain, pierce, or harm in any way, shape or form.

      - one week passes -

      $550 to get away from C!!!!!!!!!!! Now, FUCKING COMPANY A!!! It didn't even show up in the fine print, but somewhere in my original contract it dictated that if I ever left, no future deals would apply to my account, but that I waive my right to sue for anything, and arbitration is required for all customers unless you knock on the door at the fifth layer of the Earth's mantle and ask for Golum to notarize a statement that you refuse arbitration, but prefer to admit Company A is innocent under any circumstances.

      - two days pass -

      I can't find a provider to switch to. Fuck it, I'll just stay with Company A and point at every stupid little thing I find that they engage in.

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      Now, this is a verbose analogy but the message is clear...

      Sure, you can leave a company whenever you want to and switch to another. The new one will bite your ass in a different way and you'll have to pay termination fees if you signed up for a contractual deal with AwesomeSavings(tm).

      You're damned if you do, damned if you don't, and get to pay a nice chunk of change to move from "do" to "don't" if you feel harmed.

      No one is defending the practice. We're so used to being screwed in one way or another that thought doesn't even get directed toward upheaval anymore. It's just "yep, I saw that coming". We look at the path of least resistance and least harm and can only point out the flaws in each system to others as we go.

    37. Re:Headers by gewalker · · Score: 2

      Try contacting your local state senator or representative. Some of these are remarkably interested in their constituents, other could not care less. You might be lucky enough to have a good one.

    38. Re:Headers by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      ...there is competition.

      Mod parent sarcastic!

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    39. Re:Headers by The+Moof · · Score: 2

      Of course it is... AT&T was the company in the SCOTUS case regarding those clauses. Albeit, it was their mobile phone terms, but it made a quick jump to everything the next day. I actually think I received a new ToS notice before /. had the story about the SCOTUS case.

    40. Re:Headers by The+Moof · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Someone has suggested that AT&T may be measuring packet overhead and the article poster might not be.

      Overhead isn't 20-30%. Assuming a typical setup using mostly UDP/TCP/IP over a PPP connection, he's losing, at most, 48 bytes for every 1500. That's a whopping 3.2%.

      A more likely explanation is that someone's not measuring correctly (either the submitter or AT&T). It's feasible that AT&T is fudging the numbers. It's also feasible that the submitter isn't correctly monitoring traffic, such as only measure routed traffic and ignoring packets to the internet originating from the router, such as DNS, NTP, etc.

    41. Re:Headers by RulerOf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Lets face it, once they have the infrastructure in place, they dont need to charge extra for it. Sure bandwidth costs may increase as usage increases, but so what.. they are charging for it.

      That's the obnoxious thing. See, they sell you a connection; let's use an LTE-Wifi puck as an example. They say "speeds up to 25 Megabits per second," then they turn right around and give you a completely different number but disguise or attempt to justify it as a different metric altogether, such as "5 Gigabytes per month."

      Those are both measurements of bandwidth. All they did was move the scale. So let's even out the units:

      • (5 gigabytes) / (1 month) == 1.99368468 KBps
      • (25 megabits per second) / (1 kilobyte per second) == 3200 KBps

      However:

      • 3200 KBps != 1.993 KBps
      • Conclusion: Someone's lying.

      When you attempt to solve a problem with bandwidth by restricting transfer, all you do is alter the actual bandwidth that someone is paying for, while simultaneously shoving into the customer's hands an extremely effective method for automatically increasing their bill. This creates massive incentive to never use the service at all, which increases the quality of service for those that do use it, and generates significantly more profit than increasing capacity to compensate for actual usage. As a bonus, since the service is faster, it's easier for the less conscious to run up their own bills. Win-fucking-win-fucking-win. For everyone except the customer.

      It's just fucking wrong. Transfer caps are an artificial construct that do not actually address the problem. While they can work in theory, the fact that networks slow down in spite of the fact that they exist goes to show that they're a titanic pile of bullshit. They comically generate the money needed to address the actual problem with the service but they will stay around forever. Because fuck the customer.

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    42. Re:Headers by Dishevel · · Score: 3, Informative

      Cost is not the issue.
      Aircraft measure fuel by weight because that is what is important to flight.
      How much weight am I lifting?
      How does the weight the fuel and the placement of the tanks they are in affect my CG?
      How much more fuel do I have to burn off before my weight is within limits for landing?

      This is why Military, Commercial and General aviation use weight.

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    43. Re:Headers by omnichad · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And if they are doing so, that would be silly. There's a lot more capacity at the local DSLAM than there is upstream. Everyone has their own copper pair. Upstream usage is what should be subjected to a cap. The overhead of the last mile is irrelevant.

    44. Re:Headers by MNNorske · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I can do you one better there. When I moved into one apartment I plugged my tv into the wall expecting to be hooked up to the building antenna. Instead, I found I had Comcast. So I didn't say anything and just enjoyed the service expecting it to go away when a tech realized it was hooked up. About three months went by and a Comcast tech showed up at my door asking if I'd like to have their service, I said no thanks. Sure enough a little while later my tv was no longer receiving Comcast and I was on the building antenna. Another three months goes by and another Comcast tech showed up at my door and claimed I was receiving Comcast illegally. I told him no I wasn't I only go the over the air channels, he looked rather confused. Less than an hour later my tv suddenly was receiving Comcast again. Mislabeled wires? Techs that don't know what they're doing? I'm not sure, but it was entertaining.

    45. Re:Headers by firex726 · · Score: 2

      No idea about his employment, but when it happened a second time I did contact their PR and legal teams they said they'd have him stop. That's when they also sent out a tech to find out da fuq is going on with the tap.

    46. Re:Headers by mrchaotica · · Score: 2

      Why hasn't anybody simply continued the beef analogy? It's actually a really good one:

      They sold you a 1000 lb side of beef, but by the time you butchered it into roasts and steaks you only had 700 lbs left because the rest was bone, skin, organs, gristle, trimmings, etc. (I've only looked into the subject briefly, but I believe this ~30% "overhead" for whole vs. butchered beef is pretty accurate.)

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    47. Re:Headers by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      proprietary adj : fuckupaliscious : It turns our our billing method adds all kinds of internal data traffic and amortizes it across customers' bills, so tell him it's proprietary so he doesn't get outraged and Congress doesn't get involved.

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    48. Re:Headers by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 3, Informative

      How are they doing that? That's the entire problem. They're saying 'how' is proprietary and they won't tell you.

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    49. Re:Headers by pepty · · Score: 2

      That being said, TCP/IP overhead accounting for 20-30%?

      He's also being charged for the amount of data the NSA captures and transfers from his account, BwaHaHa!

  2. Contact the state and FCC? Hell yes. by TellarHK · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Granted, contacting them may not actually help you in the short term, but bringing attention to this kind of nonsense is the best way there is to try and put a stop to it. Better yet, find someplace to publish a fully fledged and documented story with relevant emails and the like and THEN start getting some attention to it. This is something there certainly should be standards for, and the government needs a kick in the pants to realize that.

  3. Scare the hell out of them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Try the Consumer Protection Bureau. An aimless, foundering government office might get their attention.

    1. Re:Scare the hell out of them... by dywolf · · Score: 2

      that and your local BBB. Those sorts of organizations get their attention.

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  4. I see what you did there by alphatel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Welcome to AT&T. Let me see if I can help you get to the right place.
    Just say what you are looking for.

    Terms of Service
    Did you say Enforce Archaic Rules? I thought so. Now tell me how I can help.
    Privacy
    I'm not sure if I heard that right, did you say Please Let the Government Have Access to All My Data?
    Bandwidth Usage
    I'm sorry, you are over the limit. Goodbye!

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  5. DSL ATM overhead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    DSL is based on ATM technology.
    And ATM uses 53 Byte cells to transfer data. 48 Byte for the actual data and 5 Byte overhead to indicate things such as the destination.
    Now when you want to transfer 50 Bytes of data, you need two atm-cells (vs 1 ethernet packet). This takes 106 Bytes of data on-the-wire.
    When one end is measuring the Ethernet side (50 Bytes + ethernet overhead) and the other is measuring the ATM side you will end up with very different numbers.

    1. Re:DSL ATM overhead by KarlH420 · · Score: 2

      DSL uses ATM AAL5 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATM_Adaptation_Layer_5 So you have ATM overhead, AAL5 overhead. So you have 40 bytes of payload, which then contain overhead from higher layers Then if your DSL is using PPPoE you have Ethernet overhead, and PPP overhead. Then you have IP and TCP or UDP overhead.

    2. Re:DSL ATM overhead by AaronW · · Score: 4, Informative

      While they may be counting ATM cell usage I doubt it. DSL can use several different encapsulations over ATM. The most common one is a LLC/SNAP header in front of the Ethernet header which adds about 10 bytes per packet. If they're counting cells then the overhead might be higher since the last cell contains an 8-byte trailer containing the packet length and a CRC. Data is broken down into 48 byte cells and if there's less than 8 bytes left in the last cell then another cell is added. It could be even worse if they're using PPPoE which add an additional 8 bytes to each packet, but from my understanding PPPoE is thankfully dying if not dead.

      I wrote the data forwarding engine of a BRAS (broadband remote access server) a number of years ago that could terminate tens of thousands of DSL connections. They could be counting cell usage, AAL5 payload usage (ATM frame including LLC/SNAP headers), Ethernet frame usage or IP payload usage.

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  6. ATTbytes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A web user once found himself in a fix;
    His ISP cried "too many bits!"
    For while a yottabyte has a septillion,
    An ATTbyte, only six.

  7. Re:Take them to court by Ultra64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "A 100 mbit fiber connection with no caps at all is around $100 a month here"

    The keyword being "here".

    "I think there are about 10 providers in this area competing with DSL, cable and fiber."

    I have one cable provider in my area, that's it.

  8. New exploit for corporations by Coisiche · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This idea will spread if corporations can profit it from it. Expect to see "proprietary" metering coming to electricity, gas, water, fuel and anything else that can be metered.

    And of course they would treat customers like that. The primary constituency that a corporation is focused on is the shareholders and they are deemed far more important than customers, who come further down the priority list. Customers are still more important than the corporation's rank and file staff though, if that offers any solace.

    1. Re:New exploit for corporations by Rich0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're missing the point. Network data is digital - you can measure EXACTLY how many bits are being sent to the modem, which I'd consider the point of demarcation since the consumer loses all control at that point. If their count doesn't match up, then what's to stop your electric company from saying that they use a proprietary definition of "kilowatt"?

      The answer of course is the bureau of weights and measures, and the solution for ISPs who want to play games is to introduce them to a level of bureaucracy such that they'll be wondering how they ever let it happen.

    2. Re:New exploit for corporations by bleh-of-the-huns · · Score: 2

      It's called the cost of doing business. With gas and electricity, you pay what the meter at your house states you have used, no more, no less (unless you end up on one of those budget billing plans which take the previous years usage, divide by 12 and charge you equal monthly payments. Works out great for people who have gas for heating and electrical for AC in shitty old houses that leak air like a sieve. You don't end up getting smacked upside the head with $400 electrical bills during the hottest months of the year). All other costs are incurred by the provider as the cost of doing business.

      Currently, if you read DSLreports, there are alot of complaints about usage billing and how ISPs are calculating the costs to charge consumers, and not a single provider seems to have gotten it right. More so the FCC is aware, but the revolving door of FCC employees to Telco Employees on a regular basis has prevented any of the high up within the FCC from actually doing anything other then paying lip service to the people, and hoping for a high paying job when they roll out of the FCC.

      Attempts to force ISPs to a standard with oversight (similar to other bill per use industries) has been brought up many times, and always fallen flat on its face.

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  9. You have a right to accurate measurement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Government inspectors ensure that gas pumps are properly calibrated. A gallon is a gallon.

    The grocer's scale has to meet government standards. A pound is a pound.

    A byte should be a byte.

    AT&T saying their standard is proprietary is like the butcher arguing that he should be able to put his thumb on the scale when he is weighing your hamburger.

    1. Re:You have a right to accurate measurement by swillden · · Score: 2

      Hard to find true byte HDs. They are rounded to nearest 1000, dropping 24 for every 1000 and a K no longer means 1024 but just 1000.

      Sigh.

      You've got that backwards. HDD storage has always -- from the very first 5 MB IBM monster -- been measured in powers of 10, not powers of two. At that time, RAM was also generally measured in powers of 10. Communications bandwidth is and always has been measured in powers of 10. About 30 years ago we shifted from measuring RAM in powers of 10 to powers of 2, because it's more convenient, but everything else is still powers of 10.

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    2. Re:You have a right to accurate measurement by omnichad · · Score: 2

      And yet 750155292160 bytes is less than 700 GiB.

    3. Re:You have a right to accurate measurement by rrohbeck · · Score: 2

      A byte was 6 bits on 12 or 24-bit systems, you insensitive clod!
      What you're looking for is an octet.

    4. Re:You have a right to accurate measurement by snadrus · · Score: 2

      For consumer safety, most states have a "department of weights and measures" for this purpose. They should be very interested in a contract dependent on an unverifiable scale.

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  10. Re:Liars by neokushan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm going to go with this and assume that when the guy said "proprietary" he actually meant "I don't know and nobody I can talk to knows".

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  11. Contracts cannot be secret? by jovetoo · · Score: 5, Informative

    I am no laywer and I am assuming the cap is part of your contract with them, I cannot see how they can keep their definition of bandwidth usage a secret. They are now basically claiming that you are restricted in your usage upto the cap but they refuse to tell you what the cap actually *means*. Without clear understanding of how usage is measured, the number of the cap is meaningless.

    So you are subject to provions in a contract that you are not allowed to know. It would surprise me very much if they could hold that up in court...

  12. My Usage Matches... by shipofgold · · Score: 4, Informative

    I had the same problem...once they started charging for exceeding the bandwidth caps I wrote a program to log usage.

    I have an old Fedora box with two ethernet cards doing the router work (everything to and from the house goes through this box) and use Etherape to track the usage. A cronjob once a minute makes sure Etherape is always running, and a kill -10 every minute gets it to dump the usage data in XML which I process into a CSV for analysis and charting.

    Surprisingly, their monthly usage figures have matched my full month calculations within 1%.

    What irritates me is that their monthly totals are not available on their WWW site for a full week after the end of the month, and their current month totals are also delayed a couple of days sometimes wildly inaccurate since they are missing days. Example is the November totals for my account seem to be currently missing 2-5 November, and they haven't posted 12,13 November yet. Hence they show lower usage than what I really used. If this were the end of the month, I might think I can squeeze that extra download in before the end of the month, but I am sure they would figure it out and charge for it.

    I hit this issue once when I breached the 150Gb cap with 6 hours remaining. They claim to sell you another 50Gb for $10, but of course that doesn't roll into the next month. That is where I would complain....if they are going to charge by the Gb, they need to accurately report usage during the month.

    AT&T just sent me a letter that they are switching me to U-verse with a 250Gb cap. They claim it will be the same price as DSL for the next year, but after that who knows....only other game in town is Comcast which cost even more.

  13. Re:Liars by shipofgold · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I will agree with this....having dealt with AT&T as a vendor, I would say their customer service people probably have no idea who in the company might be able to answer the question, so it easier to just punt and give the "proprietary" answer.

    Furthermore, I would guess they know which market the caller is coming from, and whether they are the only provider in the area. If they know you can't vote with your feet, they are much less inclined to make you happy.

  14. Network overhead, signaling, error correction by Kergan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There might all sorts of traffic related to your router that you're not seeing. AT&T is likely metering your connection on their end, both in and out, and consequentially finding more overhead than you do related to signaling, headers, error correction, and so forth. They might additionally be metering ATM traffic or such instead of IP traffic -- aka even more network data.

    Methinks the support guy saying it is "proprietary" is a candid way of saying he has no clue of what is being measured - let alone how. Also, it seems conceivable that AT&T might be using different techs depending on the location, and this may very well result in different connections being metered differently or at different levels. This is not to say that they shouldn't be transparent on how they meter you and what they meter exactly. I just doubt your contract entitles you to a full disclosure of how they run their network -- which is indeed proprietary and subject to change without notice.

    1. Re:Network overhead, signaling, error correction by gl4ss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      it kinda sucks if the customer is shafted for retransmissions done because of poor cabling by the isp.

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    2. Re:Network overhead, signaling, error correction by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      While all of those are likely true, as others have been saying, that is simply the cost of doing business. The power company doesn't (directly) charge us for power lost during transmission. The fruit vendor doesn't charge us for fruit by weight while including the crate holding the fruit in the weight. The ISP shouldn't charge us for the overhead necessary to move our packets around. They've promised to deliver X amount to this person, but they're only delivering 0.7*X instead. The types of overhead you're talking about are just virtual analogues to real-world examples that are well understood to not be things that should be charged for.

  15. Re:1k increments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    That is incorrect. Ablock specifically works by blacklisting URL patterns from being requested. I don't know exactly how noscript works, but it's surely going to stop a script from requesting other scripts or ads.

  16. Re:1k increments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Completely wrong.

    Both adblock and noscript prevent the browser from fetching unwanted content.

  17. Re:Take them to court by Mashiki · · Score: 2

    Only one provider must suck big time. But you would think that there would be room for at least two competing against each other.
    Unless they cooperate on price :)

    It's funny, but 6 years ago I envied the US for their broadband speeds and pricing. 3 years ago, my canadian broadband surpassed the US in terms of pricing, and speed. At my place down in Florida in Pasco Co., I have the choice of...cable(brighthouse), or dial up. Their offering is 10/1 service@51/mo. I wouldn't say that an aircard or tethering is an option considering both are cost prohibitive even at $51/mo. Up here in Canadaland I now pay $42/mo for 25/1, which will be getting bumped to 50/10 with no cap.

    Things are rather broken down in the US in terms of competition right now. And it has to do with over-regulation and crony capitalism protecting incumbents. Something we're very familiar with up here in Canada.

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  18. Re:1k increments by flyingfsck · · Score: 2

    No, the pictures and linked crap and not requested and doesn't get sent to you. Using Adblock and Noscript is the only way to browse the web over a dial-up modem. If you were correct, then browsing with a modem would be impossible.

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  19. A quick translation by 91degrees · · Score: 3, Interesting

    After several calls, they finally told me they consider the methodology by which they calculate bandwidth usage to be proprietary.

    I just want to be sure that people realise that this doesn't actually mean they consider the methodology by which they calculate bandwidth usage to be proprietary. It's just a lie because the person being asked doesn't know the answer, doesn't know how to find out and feels that it's the sort of thing that will shut the submitter up.

    Just a warning to those who might actually believe them.

  20. Re:Take them to court by peragrin · · Score: 2

    something like75% of people have one or two ISP available to them.

    usually DSL and Cable. I wish i could get fiber in my new home but I can't and won't be able to for another 15 years minimum.

    no competition means no price breaks

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  21. Weights and Measures by aurizon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If AT&T is dispensing a measured quantity of anything, and you feel you are being cheated, make a complaint to the state bureau that deals with this. Look on a gas station pump and you will be able to find them.

    I expect they may not be doing this now, but a written complaint and their desire to build their empire may well cause the heavy hand of officialdom to descend on AT&T.

    There are studies to do, standards to settle and matters to enforce and little stickers to put on all measuring points. AT&T will quake in their boots, run and hide?

  22. Secret is bad, but overselling is common by Overzeetop · · Score: 2

    In livestock, you can base the rate "on the hoof," or before slaughtering losses. You buy the steer on the hoof at the measured weight. The only difference is that it is clear, and most people buying livestock for slaughter are aware that a 40%+ loss between hoof and market is common. Still, when you sell to a consumer, what they receive in hand is the actual product weight.

    Another analogy would be lumber, which is sold in "nominal" sizes, but for which the actual size is smaller by (most often) 1/2" for framing sizes 2" and over, and 1/4" for thickness of hard or decorative woods and sizes under 2". An addition, some hardwood vendors will charge a 10% surcharge for straightening loss. If you buy a 2x6, you get a 1.5x5.5 board. Even if you wanted to buy a board foot of lumber (thickness (in) x width (ft) x length (ft)), you'll get a "nominal" board foot - the previously mentioned 2x6, 1 foot log, is a BF of lumber, though it's clearly less than 144 cu in of material. The sizes are based on sawmill losses (cutting and planing to size) from a piece of standing timber. Even a "full" or "rough sawn" piece of lumber is less than nominal by the thickness of the sawmill blade (kerf).

    The difference here is that it's secret. Which would follow the car insurance company model for what is required to drop you from their policy. You see, they will tell you that you have been dropped, but are not required to tell you what criteria they use to drop you. That's proprietary information / secret, and they won't tell you, though it's theoretically part of the contract you signed for the insurance. I suspect the same is true of US health insurance. Your ranking and whether you qualify for renewal is based on your condition and how much you cost, but I'd be willing to bet that data is never made public.

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  23. Re:Change.org - what a strange site! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    perhaps they've used AT&T's method for counting?

  24. Proprietary methodology of counting money? by dmini · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pay half the bill and tell them you have a proprietary methodology by which you count money.

  25. Re:Change.org - what a strange site! by WGFCrafty · · Score: 2

    I believe they remove the petitions after a certain time. Each one has X signatures needed by Y date.

  26. Re:Change.org - what a strange site! by SMQ · · Score: 2

    Hmm, when I did the same thing just now, the top petition was for "Justice for Travon Martin" with 2.3 million signatures, second was "Caylee's Law" with 1.3 megasigantures, and #6 is "Stop Wildlife crime" with almost half-a-million. Either they fixed a bug (I know one of the IT guys there, they try to stay on top of bugs), or perhaps you had some kind of filter in place?

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  27. The reality of DSL and AT&T by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm a long time AT&T customer. I'm going to explain to the OP what his situation really is. He can either accept the reality of it or go on his Don Quixote quest to be a one man army against AT&T.

    AT&T no longer wants to support their DSL service. So they do things to make it unpleasant for customers who can now get Uverse but have chosen not to do so. The DSL service drops constantly and I believe this is deliberately done to make people angry enough to abandon it. If you switch to Uverse, you will find that your completely unreliable DSL connection has been replaced magically with a completely reliable Uverse connection. Uverse also has much higher download limits. I've never even come close to using all of mine. The Uverse service is so much better and more reliable than their DSL offering that I would suggest you consider switching if you can. They are going to continue to make it painful for DSL customers who could switch but choose not to.

  28. And if you buy 1lb of flour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    from the shops and you get half a pound of flour, then that's just because it's their shop. You can't even cry monopoly, there's competition.

    Except that would be illegal. Short measures and false advertising are ILLEGAL for a commercial entity selling to customers.

    AT&T offer (for example) a 20GB a month cap. If they cap at 14GB, they have broken the law.

    If AT&T want to cap at 14GB a month of data, then they can just ADVERTISE a 14GB cap. But they can't advertise a 20GB cap and cap below that. It is false advertising and illegal.

  29. "Proprietary" is just code for "I don't know" by langelgjm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My guess is that phone personnel you speak with are just instructed to tell you that something is "proprietary" whenever they don't know the answer, don't want to look it up, or don't want to bother someone who does know.

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  30. Re:Change.org - what a strange site! by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    It must be regional, then. They're doing you a favor by not wasting your time with petitions that don't apply where you live. Maybe there's nothing people need to petition about in Belgium, or maybe Belgians just gave up.

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  31. Mail them by Necroman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why not mail the executive office? Stop being lazy and gather all the info on it that you can. Once you hit a wall or have sufficient data, publish your findings.

    If they are doing something weird, I bet you could take then small claims court over any overage charges you end up receiving.

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  32. don't bother by spottedkangaroo · · Score: 2

    They said it was proprietary to get you off the phone -- they straight up don't know the answer and were tired of talking to you. You have no way to measure the transport overhead, but they're clearly counting it. Life goes on.

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  33. Re:Try paying AT&T your $35 in YOUR dollars by zarmanto · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They won't go "Well, we won't supply you any more" and get a new customer, they'll take you to court for the money.

    Well... no. They'll just suspend your account for non-payment until you pay.

    And that's part of the problem... the service provider ultimately has the upper hand, since the customer needs that internet connection a lot more then the service provider needs the remaining $7. As such, the reality is that pretty much any customer who tried that kind of stunt will panic and promptly pay up as soon as they realize that their internet has been shut off.

    This service provider advantage is also why utility companies (gas, water, electricity, etc.) can so easily get away with charging outrageous "reconnection" fees, just to flip a switch and turn you back if you should happen to miss your payment date for some reason. As such, it's that much more important that the service provider be held accountable for their system of measurement. A "proprietary" system of measurement just doesn't hold water.

  34. Not in Canada by Myrv · · Score: 3, Informative

    In Canada fuel sales are volume corrected (to 15C) so regardless of the temperature of the fuel you pay for the same amount.

  35. Re:FTC and FCC by poofmeisterp · · Score: 2

    I'd sick the FTC and the FCC on them... If they try and bill you for it, I'd take them to small claims court. The judge isn't going to like their answer, I bet. You need to account for all bytes in and ouf, in all packets. Or, you could tell them you are going to dump them for comcast, or sonic or who ever can complete against them.

    Every time I've said I'm about to leave a company for some horrid thing they're doing, regardless of whether I'm a low-paying or high-paying customer, is "Sorry to see you go."

    I'll leave the "don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out" personal feeling out of what they said. :)

    The only one exception was Sprint (bought a Galaxy tab 7" with Sprint service attached). Sprint had wretched blotchy service areas in the non-metropolitan areas around here, and has next to -110db where I live. The speed, needless to say, SUCKED. It's 3G, so I want FULL speed ahead on that bastard or no service at all. Their solution: "We will send you a wireless booster for free!" This is the day after purchase, mind ya, so they're obviously in keep-new-customer-and-get-no-bad-ratings-or-feedback mode.

    Here's the kicker (and I was dumb to this because I've never had this issue or question before): I asked, "If [it was] a wireless repeater, how was it going to boost a signal if it's so low already? Do I get a high gain antenna that I mount external to the house I'm in, or.... how does it work?"

    The answer: "Oh, it connects to your home Internet broadband router by a network cable. You have to have home internet."

    My jaw dropped (even though they couldn't see me on a phone call, obviously).

    I said: "You... want... me.... to.... pay you $59+fees for service every month, where my primary point of use is home, secondary is work (where the signal is also at -95 to -110db), and only give me a device that fixes the situation at home? I have wireless at work and at home, and I don't use the device while I'm driving, which does not matter because the signal just plain sucks in the geographical area I'm in overall; you know, hills and stuff."

    Their response: "Yes. You will have excellent Sprint service with this device, and you can use your wireless connection at work if they allow it to have excellent coverage in the places you go."

    My retort: "Why don't I just, you know, not pay Sprint for service and just use WiFi on the device at all times?"

    Theirs: "You don't get the excellent Sprint services that are included with the device."

    Mine: "Like the stuff that basically shows me my bills and pops up "new apps I can buy" all of the time?"

    Theirs: "It is an excellent value. Where should we send the network booster?"

    Mine: "I want to cancel my plan and keep the device, which I already purchased at full price. I'll just use my own WiFi. Cancel it now."

    Theirs: "You signed a Sprint contract so we can't really cancel your service; we are here to help you resolve this problem."

    Mine: "The 'Contract' says I have 30 days with with to cancel with a complete refund of any fees charged."

    Theirs: "We are so sorry to see you go. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on...."

    Well, the first sentence is true. Anyhow, I took the device to WiFi only (turned off the Sprint 3G network), rooted it, removed their apps with Titanium Backup, and still use the damn thing to this day (even though I don't use it).

    Sorry for the rambling, but I thought someone here, somewhere, might enjoy reading something similar to what they went through with some company, somewhere. :)