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US Air Force Scraps ERP Project After $1 Billion Spent

angry tapir writes "The U.S. Air Force has decided to scrap a major ERP (enterprise resource planning) software project after spending $1 billion, concluding that finishing it would cost far too much more money for too little gain. Dubbed the Expeditionary Combat Support System (ECSS), the project has racked up $1.03 billion in costs since 2005, 'and has not yielded any significant military capability,' an Air Force spokesman said in a statement. 'We estimate it would require an additional $1.1B for about a quarter of the original scope to continue and fielding would not be until 2020. The Air Force has concluded the ECSS program is no longer a viable option for meeting the FY17 Financial Improvement and Audit Readiness (FIAR) statutory requirement. Therefore, we are canceling the program and moving forward with other options in order to meet both requirements.'"

362 comments

  1. New project by Director+of+Acronyms · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd like to see them implement a CRM system instead

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    1. Re:New project by c0lo · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd like to see them implement a CRM system instead

      Are the victims of drone attacks complaining much about the quality of service?

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    2. Re:New project by Spy+Handler · · Score: 4, Funny

      CRM? Good idea. Then the Air Force can keep better track of its customer data like which Buckwhupistani wedding received a Predator strike package and which one got a JDAM shower and so on.

    3. Re:New project by jhoegl · · Score: 4, Funny

      A gift is a gift!

    4. Re:New project by crutchy · · Score: 4, Funny

      just be thankful the Buckwhupistani's don't return the gifts

    5. Re:New project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like a gift to the folks those people were going to blow up later.

      Average civilian death rate over the course of the drone program in Pakistan is 16%. During Obama's presidency, 10-12%. As of July, according to NYT, Reuters, etc., the estimated civilian death rate is now, "at or close to zero."

      But, you know, whatever gets you riled up.

    6. Re:New project by evil_aaronm · · Score: 4, Funny

      If they are, they should: if a drone fired at them can't take 'em out, something's not working correctly. /* Note: I'm not for drone strikes, necessarily, but, dammit, if you're targeting something, you'd better take it TF out. */

    7. Re:New project by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Are the victims of drone attacks complaining much about the quality of service?

      Most drone attacks are done by the CIA, not the Air Force. If the Air Force launched the attacks, the results could be second guessed by CIA analysts evaluating satellite photos. But if the CIA both launches the attacks and evaluates the results, it is all wrapped up in a neat little package with no loose strings of accountability.

    8. Re:New project by wooferhound · · Score: 4, Funny

      This project has grown too big to fail . . .

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    9. Re:New project by Antonovich · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't worry, such gifts are remembered for many generations - the Buckwhupistanis will likely return the gifts at some point... That's just the cost of being so generous.

    10. Re:New project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      secession from IT?

    11. Re:New project by TheLink · · Score: 4, Funny
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    12. Re:New project by slimdave · · Score: 1

      No loose strings of having some outside organisation examine and critique the effectiveness of your actions?

    13. Re:New project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are the victims of drone attacks complaining much about the quality of service?

      No, the service was a hit.

    14. Re:New project by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Make sure you check the definition of a militant or civilian when you check the figures reported because, you know, nothing's better for making something seem better than redefining something.

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    15. Re:New project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a username like yours, wouldn't you rather they implement a new acronym generator?

    16. Re:New project by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

      How 'bout CRM-114?

    17. Re:New project by Scragglykat · · Score: 1

      Well, they call the Air Force tech support, which is here in the states, but everyone has this redneck accent so they are terribly hard to understand.

    18. Re:New project by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      It's the gift that keeps on giving.

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    19. Re:New project by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      The US Army has drones as well. For example the MQ-1C Gray Eagle UAS. However I doubt they send them over to Pakistan.

  2. Ouch. by Sorthum · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seems that this is a common theme with ERP rollouts-- scope creep tends to get them all in the end. Granted, most organizations seem to wave off long before the $1 billion mark...

    1. Re:Ouch. by Sorthum · · Score: 5, Informative

      Oh wow, it gets worse. Oracle won this with a $88.5 million bid; what the hell took the Air Force so long to pull the plug with that kind of overrun?

    2. Re:Ouch. by cusco · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow. I guess that this is a new record, eclipsing even the FBI's failure from a couple of years ago. Have to say, I am impressed. Leave it to the Pentagram to do things bigger and worse than anyone else on the planet.

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    3. Re:Ouch. by LeperPuppet · · Score: 3, Informative

      Granted, most organizations seem to wave off long before the $1 billion mark...

      Most organisations aren't connected to the DoD's endless money spigot.

    4. Re:Ouch. by Amouth · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I love how each branch of the DoD gets to pick it's own ERP solution. It says Oracle won it over SAP, not that i have a preference but SAP has a showing of being successful in the market via is use in the Navy. With all ERP solutions there are going to be issues, but overall the Navy has been very successful with their SAP deployment.

      Again, why isn't this pushed from the top of the DoD vs. every branch figuring it out and reinventing the wheel each time?

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    5. Re:Ouch. by crutchy · · Score: 1

      aaahh... so that's what it takes to be one of the big four

    6. Re:Ouch. by Jessified · · Score: 1

      I just wish they'd pay me $1 billion to tell them something's not going to work out. Plus I bet I could do it in half the time.

    7. Re:Ouch. by icebike · · Score: 4, Interesting

      One has to wonder if the Navy was all that successful or just willing to handle a portion of the job, or willing to settle for half the result.

      You will never know, because those who do have too much ass to cover, and they will be slipping in fixes and upgrades for decades, before deciding the whole thing is too top heavy.

      Systems of this size are grandiose and seldom successful. Not only government fails at systems this big, private industry does as well. But private industry learns from their costly mistakes faster. Google is a good example. They hold a house cleaning each spring and just arbitrarily kill off projects that have no chance of a ROI.

      Its amazing that two world wars were fought with this kind of stuff being handled by people.

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    8. Re:Ouch. by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      This is perfect - fucking perfect! They got that far into it, all that mad bank, and no long-term responsibility for actual delivery, support, upgrades, roll-out, etc. Steve Miller: Go on, take the money and run. Day-um, someone gonna get a bonus at Oracle!

    9. Re:Ouch. by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      They're probably kicking themselves for that, too.

    10. Re:Ouch. by osu-neko · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh wow, it gets worse. Oracle won this with a $88.5 million bid; what the hell took the Air Force so long to pull the plug with that kind of overrun?

      What's an order of magnitude between friends. :p

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    11. Re:Ouch. by Amouth · · Score: 3, Informative

      I fully understand where you are coming from, and i can't answer for the Navy on the system as a whole, but i will say their implementation PM (Plant Maintenance) portion of SAP is a very good example of a very functional implementation that is very effective at doing it's job.

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    12. Re:Ouch. by pete6677 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seriously, has there EVER been an ERP implementation that was anything other than a colossal fuckup? Way behind schedule, overbudget, and not functioning properly are the general themes of ERP. And businesses continue to fall for this scam.

    13. Re:Ouch. by aXis100 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's because it's usually the head of the accounting department that gets to approve it. Farking ridiculous.

    14. Re:Ouch. by purpledinoz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Did anyone also do a double-take on this story? $1B spent on software, and nothing to show for it? Let's say you pay a developer $100K/year, and the project lasted 10 years. That's 1000 developers working on this for 10 years! And after this, nothing to show for it? That's probably the most ridiculous thing I've heard in a while... I wonder if a big chunk of this money went to crony suppliers like Halliburton.

    15. Re:Ouch. by bmimatt · · Score: 1

      That's because no one can properly spec the thing out.

    16. Re:Ouch. by raftpeople · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Most of the ERP implementations I have been part of have been successful. Every major corporation has a working ERP system, how do you think that happened?

      There are big failures, typically in situations where the size of the project exceeds the experience and capabilities of the people managing them. With something as big as the DoD, there just aren't too many opportunities for anyone to gain the proper experience to know how to make it successful. Something like that needs to be broken into much smaller pieces and you just have to forego some of the efficiencies of a completely integrated non-redundant system in favor of more manageable pieces.

    17. Re:Ouch. by jrumney · · Score: 1

      One has to wonder if the Navy was all that successful or just willing to handle a portion of the job, or willing to settle for half the result.

      I'd settle for half the result within budget over getting to 1200% of budget and being told that you're not even half way towards getting a quarter of the result.

    18. Re:Ouch. by raftpeople · · Score: 4, Informative

      Don't confuse the "Resource Planning" part of ERP with actually meaning anything. ERP used to be MRP when it was just focused on the manufacturing aspects of a business and specifically planning raw material requirements to meet the deman for the finished goods. But as companies added modules to the suite to encompass the entire enterprise, they decided to change the name to Enterprise Resource Planning because it sounded more "Enterprisey". Sure there is some planning in there and a whole bunch of transaction execution and tracking that really isn't related to planning.

    19. Re:Ouch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      has there EVER been an ERP implementation that was anything other than a colossal fuckup?

      Yes. Most of them are successful. High profile failures are amusing to rant about but the common business can not tolerate that sort of outcome. Companies run by hard-nosed grown-ups usually pull off ERP deployments with little drama.

      The government is run by greedy leeches playing with billions of borrowed money. The GSA is corrupt from head to tail; high level GSA people routinely find themselves in prison. The top of the Pentagon is a romper room filled with Lewinskies and Broadwells. The Treasury and its Secret Service are no better. We have seen these sort of epic failures over and over with governments in the US, whether it's the CA payroll system or the FFA traffic system or the Air Force trying to keep its books.

      Exceptions include the Social Security system only because the dependents are a powerful voting block and glitches get the attention of Congressmen. The rest wallow in shit and you occasionally notice one of the larger turds, at which point you spout off about ERPs like you know something.

    20. Re:Ouch. by nateb · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "Its" is possessive.

      That is all.

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    21. Re:Ouch. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Pride. Interservice rivalry. It wouldn't look good to appear to follow another branch's lead.

      IIRC the marines chose to build a homebrew solution (it was on the slashdots about a year ago, IIRC - either cancelled or in serious trouble). Why? Because they're the marines, goddamit!

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    22. Re:Ouch. by bloodhawk · · Score: 2

      Probably like all large projects, no one wants to pull the plug as at that point they have to admit the whole thing is a failure. The more it blows out the more determined they become to deliver as the fallout for the failure only gets worse the further over budget they become. I have been involved in similar projects (though not to this scale) and it is always easier to beg for more funds or bleed the funds of other projects than it is to admit the project is a failure and simply stop the waste.

    23. Re:Ouch. by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, having 1000 developers working on one project is an excellent explanation for the cost, time taken and failure.

    24. Re:Ouch. by andy1307 · · Score: 2

      Let's say you pay a developer $100K/year, and the project lasted 10 years.

      Your numbers are way off. Each cleared contractor probably costs the government 200+$/hr. Then there's hardware. If the project has been going on for 10 years, they probably went through at least one refresh cycle. Then there are other costs like admin overhead, facilities, travel etc.

    25. Re:Ouch. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 5, Informative

      But private industry learns from their costly mistakes faster.

      lol.

      Let me restate that again: lol.

      This comment makes me think that you've worked in neither government nor industry. Or you've been very, very lucky with your employers. Or never worked at a very large company.

      Part of the reason (possibly the main one) they fail is due to people. That is the same for both sectors.

      With a project that large, it's a big embarressment if it fails, so it's in the interest of the people in charge of the project to force it through at all costs no matter what. Because they don't care about their host organisation (be it government or industry), they care about their own career. Having a big failure like that is a blot. So, instead some half-asses expensive, buggy and minimally functional heap of shit is usually foisted onto the hapless minions of the organisation, usually with a large loss of productivity.

      Oracle is usually the cause, and the event should be known as getting "Oracled".

      It happens in the public, private and education sector. Oracle knows no limits. They will screw anyone they can get their hands on with crap products. There is no escape.

      At least the USAF pulled the plug. After $1bn and a 10x overrun, there is not a single change in hell that the system would every be a net gain. It was a huge fuckup. But given where it was at that time, this was the only sane solution.

      The problem is inherent to large organisations. It's not a public versus private problem. It's a big versus small one. That means that the public sector experiences the problems more often due to its size. But basically, large companies suffer exactly the same problems too.

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    26. Re:Ouch. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Seems that this is a common theme with ERP rollouts-- scope creep tends to get them all in the end. Granted, most organizations seem to wave off long before the $1 billion mark...

      Clearly, the market is ready for an ERP Planning solution...I, for one, can't imagine any reason why adding metaconsultants to the process could possibly go wrong.

    27. Re:Ouch. by bfandreas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      All organizations should streamline their operation before even considering to introduce ERP. They all end up with a massive disaster because their procedures are inconsistent and there are a lot of differences how departments handle the same processes.

      Once you have modelled the 5th separate way to order stionary and the umpteenth vacation policy for a department of 5 you know that you are screwed. I wouldn't speak of a system as such but rather a set of specific exceptions.

      It is always the same pattern. And since you never start small and you never start flexible you will end up with a bloated, slow hairball that approximately does was the customer wants. Not what he needs.

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    28. Re:Ouch. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Actually, having 1000 developers working on one project is an excellent explanation for the cost, time taken and failure.

      Especially if most of it was outsourced to people living on the other side of the planet.

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    29. Re:Ouch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have used SAP. It was a stinking pile of crap. Made me quit the company.

    30. Re:Ouch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Its amazing that two world wars were fought with this kind of stuff being handled by people."

      World War II was fought using IBM punched card accounting systems. For example, a status card was punched for every US soldier every day.

    31. Re:Ouch. by gander666 · · Score: 2

      Yeah, me too. Now I work at a place that is fully Oracle. I miss SAP now.

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    32. Re:Ouch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the FBI has finally fielded theirs....and it's in use.

    33. Re:Ouch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. But China is probably really regretting investing $1,000 in bribes to get backdoors put into the system.

    34. Re:Ouch. by swillden · · Score: 2

      Wow. I guess that this is a new record, eclipsing even the FBI's failure from a couple of years ago. Have to say, I am impressed. Leave it to the Pentagram to do things bigger and worse than anyone else on the planet.

      In fairness, in terms of employees the US Air Force is 10X the size of the FBI, and bigger than any but a small handful of corporations. In terms of assets and materiel, military forces have one or two orders of magnitude more than a comparable corporation. It's pretty much guaranteed that their expensive failed efforts are going to be bigger and worse than just about anyone's.

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    35. Re:Ouch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NASA looks to have a pretty could track record for handling large projects, like the Mars Mission. Also, stopping scope creep is the responsibility of the solution implementation team, in this case Oracle. Since Oracle failed to control the scope of the project, I would think the Air Force is due back some of the contract money the doled out to Oracle.

    36. Re:Ouch. by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      The trouble is ERP really has an unlimited scope, it should either do everything or gather information from everything else, and likely push information back to everything else. That is sorta the point.

      ERP projects fail because people try do it all at once. Rather than tackle a few core function like GL while building a solid framework on the technical side.

      They fail on the human side because usually they are pushed for by one or two important people who get it, while the rest of the business imagines its just going to re-implement their existing process; which is not probably what needs doing just what is being done. The ERP platform might not be a good fit. You don't gain anything with a clumsy re-implementation of some paper process built around the assumptions of limitations that no longer apply. You get a bunch of frustrated people who don't understand why they have to learn something new that offers no real improvement; or worse simply does not do what they need because someone realized they did not understand ERP and rather than stop and educate decided to just write the requirements and specs for them without really understanding what they do.

       

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    37. Re:Ouch. by alodien · · Score: 2

      Not so much their implementation of SCP (supply chain planning) - they don't utilize MRP (material requirements planning) in the traditional fashion. Instead, they bolted on a method whereby the still use the old fashioned requirements stack (using a requirements objective - which does not exist in the context of a backwards scheduling MRP system).

    38. Re:Ouch. by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      Bravo! Best post I've read on this thread.

    39. Re:Ouch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure which to take seriously, your comment or your .sig... Either way, well played.

    40. Re:Ouch. by ZahrGnosis · · Score: 5, Informative

      To my dismay, I worked on this project. The project started with controversy -- the Oracle bid that beat out SAP like seven years ago was surrounded by complaints. The article skips some details. CSC (Computer Sciences Corp, who is quoted) was the main driver of about $800-million of that spending. It is accurate to say that this change didn't affect them, but that's because hundreds of people had already been laid off or moved of the project between last September and last March.

      There's enough blame to go all over the place. Years spent in requirements that weren't turned into code; time spent passing blame back and forth across development teams who were so large and segregated that they rarely communicated properly, both within the Air Force and within CSC and between the other teams. At it's peak I believe the project had roughly 800 people on it. I don't know what the maximum size a development project should have, but it's got to be smaller than that. That number includes everyone, trainers, managers, and some key initial users and testers, but still it's a very high number.

      The Air Force tried several times to realign the project, but there were contractual disputes or, once that was over, difficulty deciding what to keep and what to scrap, which lead to a death spiral where everything went back on the drawing board and I think ultimately leadership just lost hope.

      It wasn't a complete loss, though. A few small teams, including the one I was previously on, have survived. We built a robust data quality system and are working on some enterprise data dictionary and master data tools, which will help the systems that are left behind. With hundreds of systems supporting a half million users, $1billion probably isn't off the chart -- at least not had this been a successful project, but the worst part is that there's still much work that needs to be done, and now someone will have to start over... again.

    41. Re:Ouch. by GaryOlson · · Score: 1

      So you are saying, if deployed properly, Oracle is a weapon of internal destruction with an effective kill to cost ratio?

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    42. Re:Ouch. by kiwimate · · Score: 1

      Well, there are a couple of points here where your numbers are probably off.

      1. If a developer is making $100K, the client is going to be charged at least double that.

      2. Several hundred developers working on a project with no other project members is going to be a recipe for chaos. This kind of magnitude of a project will have multiple project managers as well as a PMO (portfolio management office). There will need to be BPM (business process management) people involved. Risk analysts will be very important. Contract negotiators - not just to get the maximum amount of money, but to work on SLAs, penalty clauses, etc. Attorneys from here to Tanzania. Testers. QA. And on, and on, and on.

      A project this size isn't just developers*. Without a very solid support organization around them, throwing developers at a massive and very complicated project like this is already dooming them.

      * Hopefully, anything that takes more than a week or two to slap together is more than just developers. At a minimum, you get someone else to perform UAT on each release.

    43. Re:Ouch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, you could have gotten more than 1000 developers if you were hiring on the other side of the planet

    44. Re:Ouch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So to make a successful erp project you just need management that has done an erp of the same size before? Why hasn't oracle figured this out yet? Surely it's in their interest to improve their own success rate even if they always manage to negotiate no-fault contracts...

    45. Re:Ouch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should have just used Quickbooks.

    46. Re:Ouch. by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 1

      We just made an enormous upgrade to our ERP system. It was an expensive move, sure. It took us well over a year to pull it off. But we retired a bunch of aging technology (see ya later, AS400!) and I would say the project in general was a huge success.

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    47. Re:Ouch. by Gilmoure · · Score: 2

      A a small college I worked at (3500 students, 200 staff/faculty) I watched a 1 year People soft transition roll into a 7 year project, with both consultant and wife hired on as full time db administrators (with complimentary condo on the beach).

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    48. Re:Ouch. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Becasue they are different organization that run differently for very practical reasons.
      I know it's easy for the simple minded to lump 'the military' into a set of 1, but in reality it's far more complex.

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    49. Re:Ouch. by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Because by having each branch "go it alone", you get competing solutions.

      Take a look at the subject at hand - the Air Force's system turned out to be a boondogle, while the Navy's system works. If the DoD was doing one system, it could be the Air Force's just as easily as the Navy's.

    50. Re:Ouch. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Depends. I worked at a government organization where an ERP roll out failed and they sued the fuck out of the contractor who dropped the ball.
      Well, started to, but as soon as the lawyers got serious, the company settled. More government agency should do that.

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    51. Re:Ouch. by cusco · · Score: 1

      Only a small part of it. The majority was abandoned.

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    52. Re:Ouch. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Government still manages to become less efficient with size. It's easier to hide waste, and it's not their money.

      In any case, the one process that everyone made sure worked efficiently was flow of money into pockets.

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    53. Re:Ouch. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      2 out of 3corporate ERP integration's fail, so keep that in mind.

      And how are you measuring success?
      On time? within the intial budget? I ahve never seen any ERP system be delivered on time and at budget. Unless the time and budget have been modified.

      If the estimate ios 50 million and a year, and it cost 80 million , took 3 years, and has 3/4 of the features is that a success?

      If the definition of success is 'eventually we got something, for more money and it took longer", then it's a pretty bad measure of success.

      From a market stand point I guess the best measure might be: did you eventual save more money then it costs?
      Which isn't always the case.

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    54. Re:Ouch. by jpstanle · · Score: 1

      Oh wow, it gets worse. Oracle won this with a $88.5 million bid; what the hell took the Air Force so long to pull the plug with that kind of overrun?

      What's an order of magnitude between friends. :p

      Oracle is nobody's friend... And Larry Ellison doesn't even seem to try to hide it.

    55. Re:Ouch. by Amouth · · Score: 1

      Thanks

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    56. Re:Ouch. by Amouth · · Score: 1

      interesting, wasn't aware of that. the "bolt on" happen to be their prior system and they are just using SAP as front?

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    57. Re:Ouch. by Amouth · · Score: 1

      it is only as complex as you let it be, some times things really are far more simple than they apear

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    58. Re:Ouch. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Government still manages to become less efficient with size.

      So... the government mangages to do the inevitible?

      All organisations get less efficient with size. It is completely inevitable for a number of reasons:

      • A large organisation can't afford to hire only the very best people. It gets too expensive, and some jobs simply aren't good for really good people. It is impractical to stay that way.

        Also if you're a small company and have hired a few people it's easy to kid yourself that you're more than just lucky. Scaling that process to a huge organisation is next to impossible.

      • Communication overhead. In a large organisation, it is impossible to know what everyone else is doing due to the quadratic increase in all to all comminucation versus linear increase in the number of people.

        Without perfect communication, duplication of effort is guaranteed to happen.

      • It's a really bad idea to be efficient.

        Yep read that again because it's true.

        Efficiency necessarily implies a lack of redundancy: redundancy is inefficient. In a large organisation, redundancy is necessary. Looking at the stats, the USA has a death rate of about 9/ 1000 people. That means that in any organisation of at leasy 100 people you expect to have about one death per year. 100 is not a large company.

        If you have no redundancy of structure, then that means you would have total collapse once per year. And that ignores people who suffer injury, quit, move, have kids etc etc. Small companies just go under, but they have few people so that would happen rarely for those reasons.

      Notice how none of the above points have anything to do with government. It's all to do with size.

      It's easier to hide waste, and it's not their money.

      And this is different from a company how? In a large company, the day to day employees are a very long way separated from the shareholders. As far as they are concerned, it's someone else's money as well. There is really no difference here.

      In any case, the one process that everyone made sure worked efficiently was flow of money into pockets.

      And again, this is specific to government how exactly? How much have private company executives salaries risen in the last 20 years?

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    59. Re:Ouch. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yep. And who owns Peoplesoft.

      You've

      been

      ORACLED!!!

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    60. Re:Ouch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I worked for a Navy lab everybody loved to bitch and moan about the ERP (SAP) system, but I thought it was, while a bit clunky UI wise, not too bad. I loved that nuclear weapons were on the list of inventory (conceivably available for transfer/'purchase'? I'ld love to see the approval chain for that one).

      For the gp post, the services get "requirements" (I say that loosely because a lot of times they are written poorly) from OSD or whatever, and are expected to implement using their own funds (that they in turn put in "POM" requests for). So you can guess why there isn't that much cross-service cooperation and a lot of NIH (not invented here) friction. If you collaborate with another service there is always a risk it will gun for the whole pot of money to implement a solution and force you to not only use their solution but have your budget cut. So long as services have power over their budgets, OSD can't really ram things down their throat.

    61. Re:Ouch. by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      Indeed. The planny bits end up on systems called ODS and EDW, Operational Data Store and Enterprise Data Warehouse, respectively. These are useless without good reporting tools to supplement them. In higher education, IBM Cognos and Evisions Argos are two biggies.

      Other than that, I bet Excel, Word, and email are about the most important planning software in the world for all businesses.

      -l

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    62. Re:Ouch. by bfandreas · · Score: 2

      Consulting is the worst part of a consulting gig. If we had the cojones to tell them what they have to do or we are out our jobs would be much easier. And riskier. Instead they "take our suggestions under advisement". Meaning they'll return to internal politicking and do jack-diddly-doo.

      The Air Force propably has a lot more red tape than that. Red, white and blue tape tangled up in a fine mess.

      I remember when my country(Germany) wanted to introduce a unified system for our state police(we've got 16 states) and that fell flat. Everybody was astonished. I simply yawned. The federal government should've stepped in and told them what to do and how to do it. Which of course would have been an attack on federalism. Which of course would have been torch&pitchfork time.

      Damned if you do, damned if you don't. I sometimes feel sick for my personal gain from this jolly mess. I'm crying all the way to the bank. So sad :(

      When I was a wee wippersnapper I participated in a project for an insurer. 200 IT consultants, 5 contracting companies. It failed miserably after the prototype. And yet it was considered a success because the 3 attempts before that never got out of the planning stages. The mind boggled in a way a mind had never boggled before.

      Therefore I move that we put all MBAs on the B-Arc and let the optimizing be done by IT folks armed with machine guns.

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    63. Re:Ouch. by cusco · · Score: 1

      I've worked on a number of database projects over the last two decades. Most of them came in fairly close to budget and not too terribly late, but the two Oracle projects were multi-million dollar multi-year catastrophes, and both of them resulted in a product that only did half what it was supposed to and was abandoned as soon as a replacement could be cobbled together.

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    64. Re:Ouch. by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      "Consulting is the worst part of a consulting gig" - I hate to say it but you're right. Honestly the only part that I enjoy is writing the code. That's fun for me. It's one of the reasons I never went into project management...haven't got the stomach for it. I'm firmly convinced that office politics is the single biggest problem in business today.

      There is this glut of, mostly, middle management types that have no real skills other than playing the political games. I can't tell you how many meetings I have been subjected to where I have taken a look around the room and determined that every single one of them is a worthless pile of shit. Most of them sit there and don't say a word. They add nothing of value to the conversation. In fact, the only reason they are there in the first place is because of their position in the company.

      My motivation comes from trying to provide the best advice I can and deliver the best product I can. Nothing I can do about the political B.S. Unfortunately it's a necessary evil. Luckily for me I spend more time behind the keyboard and less time in the boardroom these days. Just the way I like it :-)

    65. Re:Ouch. by sapped · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have been part of numerous successful ERP implementations over the past 15 years. You can look at my nickname to figure out which one I am part of :-)

    66. Re:Ouch. by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      I doesn't help when the CIO approves it, I tell you that. At least the CFO listen to consultants, but when the CIO runs it, they know even better!

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    67. Re:Ouch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's give Bill McDermott a nice round of applause for his take on the situation, ladies and gentlemen.

    68. Re:Ouch. by Tim12s · · Score: 1

      Its probably more like 900 consultants, 90 managers and 10 developers.

    69. Re:Ouch. by kiwisteve · · Score: 2

      Yep, this sounds so familiar. I am an Oracle ERP consultant and have worked on dozens of sites over the years. Most of them are actually highly successful, some less so and only one has ever been a disaster and scrapped - in that case it wasn't software that was the problem, it was people, exactly like the Air Force debacle. When an implementation fails, it's easy to blame Oracle or SAP or "System X", but in my experience that's rarely the case, or rarely is it the root cause - there may be weaknesses in the software but all ERP systems are designed to be customised. So when an organisation commits to an ERP system, if it is to be successful then it has to work both ways: A. The ERP system has to be set up to work with the organisation (this may mean some customisations), B. At the same time the organisation may need to be modified to work with the ERP system. The problems come when B doesn't happen and the project uses A to compensate. If you don't want to do B then choose another ERP that fits your organisation closer. Or write something from scratch (good luck with that, the world needs another GL,AP,AR,SCP,MRP,FA etc)

    70. Re:Ouch. by kiwisteve · · Score: 1

      Yep, most of them are OK, some outstandingly so. You only ever hear of the disasters - successful projects don't make good press. So it SEEMS that all ERP systems are a scam, based on anecdotal evidence. Car analogy: Seriously has there EVER been a successful car journey that was anything other than a colossal fuckup? They crash all the time, get caught up in traffic jams, break down, you continuously fill it with fuel. And people continue to fall for this scam.

    71. Re:Ouch. by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      Bullshit is power.

      I went into middle management.And I'm staying the fuck away from project that need more than 5 techies and don't have exactly one owner. There's no better incentive to be reasonable when you can point out that that particular feature will add a digit to the project price. Can't do that with ERP projects where when you do that your shareholders would rip your head off if you were honest.

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    72. Re:Ouch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surprising thing is that organs of the military have spoken about the benefits of agile for years, yet these stories can be read from the intertubes. The military should be able to design standardized interfaces when everything else is so well standardized and codified.

    73. Re:Ouch. by ragefan · · Score: 1

      And IBM was raking it in because both sides were using their machines to do this.

    74. Re:Ouch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know people who worked on this project. It was a completely privatized project, across the board.

    75. Re:Ouch. by Clsid · · Score: 1

      But to be honest, I have only seen this level of overspending with defense contracts time and time again. I lived in DC, and even while I was student we would get asked by a big shot with a security clearance to do websites or other code for them. So they would pay us, say $1000, then they charge the DoD $3000-$4500 over the exact same thing you could get in the regular market for like $2000.

      Seriously, if you want to make easy money in America, just get a security clearance and set up shop around the beltway. Even if you don't make it in the US, you can get related contracts in Afghanistan, etc. Hell, I even have a friend who is an engineer who was always having to do the trash projects nobody wanted to do, then he decided to do stuff in Afghanistan, and there are so many opportunities, that even doing land surveying can give you way a lot of cash.

    76. Re:Ouch. by slapout · · Score: 1

      "Again, why isn't this pushed from the top of the DoD vs. every branch figuring it out and reinventing the wheel each time?"

      Because the Navy is different from the Air Force and they both have different needs than the Army?

      When you try to get a solution that works for the specific needs of everyone, you can end up with a system that works for no one.

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    77. Re:Ouch. by chakan2 · · Score: 0

      I disagree...it was probably 10 developers and 990 managers. 1000 developers would have gotten something done (granted less than .01% of the world would have understood what it did, but it would have been beautiful).

    78. Re:Ouch. by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Its amazing that two world wars were fought with this kind of stuff being handled by people.

      Fun fact: government spending consumed the majority of the US GDP (53%) at its peak during WWII. (And that's in the US, which had it easy compared to the combatant nations that were actually in the war, as in, fought within their borders).

      So... impressive effort? Yes. Expensive? Hell, yes.

    79. Re:Ouch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > There are big failures, typically in situations where the size of the project exceeds the experience and capabilities of the people managing them.

      So where do the successes come from, then?

      We have a "functioning" ERP system, BTW. It was a huge "must succeed" screwup of a project that took too long and went way over budget. It's also no better than what we had before, even though we had some old code running on AS/400s. And they spend lots of downtime throwing hardware at it to make it perform somewhat acceptably.

    80. Re:Ouch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that wholeheartedly and to your "Oracled" I add "SAPped" and "Infored".

    81. Re:Ouch. by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      Oh wow, it gets worse. Oracle won this with a $88.5 million bid; what the hell took the Air Force so long to pull the plug with that kind of overrun?

      The reason it took long may have something to do with free golf trips, paid vacations, gifts exceeding 10,000 dollars, etc., otherwise known as schmire.

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  3. Let me guess... by Max+Threshold · · Score: 2, Funny

    They were writing it in Ada and targeting Windows NT 4.

    1. Re:Let me guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If they were writing it in Ada by a reputable company such as Praxis - it would have had the greatest chance of being on time and on budget. It's the COTS stuff that f**s everything up.

    2. Re:Let me guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it was in COBOL targetting Windoze Vista. After all, military intelligence is a humorous contradiction.

  4. In any other country, they would appologize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For wasting so much money, and they would do so formally at a press conference. I suppose money is just money in the US. Burn through as much as possible it seems

    1. Re:In any other country, they would appologize by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      In this country? Whoever led that project within Oracle will probably get a public rebuke, but then a huge-ass bonus for exemplary work. I mean, think about it: Oracle got all the money and has to deliver... what? Nothing. Support? Nope. Roll out? None. Project scrapped, money in da bank. Oracle's all good. Probably get an uptick in the financial magazines for their unbelievably profitable project execution. On to the next project. Booyah!

  5. 1B? by aurashift · · Score: 1

    If I blew a billion dollars I'd get fired.

    Just saying.

    1. Re:1B? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The Thief In Chief blew over an extra *trillion* *every* *year* and people weren't' smart enough to fire him.

      Compared to that a billion is change.

    2. Re:1B? by Burning1 · · Score: 2

      We tried, but they swift-boated the other guy. I guess we got the president we deserved for that one...

    3. Re:1B? by Namarrgon · · Score: 0

      Maybe you missed how the previous "Thief in Chief" almost doubled the deficit, and tripled its growth rate.

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    4. Re:1B? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      You should learn the different between debt and deficit. One effects the other but the other doesn't necessarily effect the one.

      When you figure out how they are different, come back and we can talk.

    5. Re:1B? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You should learn the different between affect and effect. One can effect the other but the other doesn't necessarily affect the one.

      When you figure out how they are different, come back and we can talk.

    6. Re:1B? by nateb · · Score: 1
      I would be very interested in seeing the same chart in real dollars. I imagine it would be much flatter. It is interesting to note that the % increase of the annual debt is lowest under democrats.

      OT: It is probably time that "we, the people" decide to have a rational look at this problem without regard to anything but a fiduciary bias. It's time to make some hard decisions and save this damned country.

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    7. Re:1B? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      If I blew a billion dollars I'd get fired.

      Is that you, Steve Ballmer . . . ?

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    8. Re:1B? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      effect:
      verb (used with object)
      10.
      to produce as an effect; bring about; accomplish; make happen: The new machines finally effected the transition to computerized accounting last spring.

      I used it right. With both uses as a verb to show it is proper one way but not the other.

    9. Re:1B? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are not in the financial sector?

    10. Re:1B? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you used it correctly, but then I'm not sure your sentence conveys the message you want. "Effect" used as a verb can be replaced with "Cause". "Affect" can be replaced with "Impacted". Now lets try your sentence again.

      "One causes the other but the other doesn't necessarily cause the one." : Is this what you meant? X causes Y, but Y doesn't always cause X? Seems a bit strange of a thing to say.

      "One impacts the other but the other doesn't necessarily impact the one." : This is probably what you really meant. The debt impacts the deficit, but the deficit doesn't always impact the debt.

    11. Re:1B? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "We the people" don't know shit about economics, deficit, debt, or how the government works.

      Funny, when you actually learn those things, you realize it's not nearly as bad as the media has been spoon feeding your ignorant ass.

      " without regard to anything but a fiduciary bias"
      that statement alone tells me you have no fucking clue.

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    12. Re:1B? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must mean Bush - he started the $trillion phony wars on credit that Obama has to pay for.

    13. Re:1B? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you 3 ended up arguing about the semantics of affect and effect. You are all doing just as good a job as the guys in congress (you know the guys who decide what the budget will really be). Squabbling about dumb crap and doing nothing.

      This is what needs to happen. Serious reductions in all 3 'sacred cows' (upwards of 30-40% in each). Serious reductions in discretionary spending. Closing of major loop holes in our tax system (throw it out and start over is my recommendation). Then a serious talk about how much to raise taxes by (back of the envelope I would say at least 3-5% for everyone). Any of those happen by themselves and we are pissing into the wind. All of it must happen or the deficit will not be fixed. We have a income and spending problem. The debt that is outstanding is starting to approach the half of the levels as one of the 3 sacred cows.

      Very few in our gov actually seem to give a crap about it. Other than to use it as a way to attack the 'other team'.

      http://www.usdebtclock.org/

    14. Re:1B? by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      The Thief In Chief blew over an extra *trillion* *every* *year* and people weren't' smart enough to fire him.

      Compared to that a billion is change.

      Well, considering the other guy wanted to blow 1.7 trillion every year, the current guy would be the only fiscally sound option. He wanted to increase military spending and decrease taxes and never got around to saying how he would end up even beginning to balance the budget. In the end, The Economist had this to say about a Presidential candidate whose strength was supposed to be on the economy: "For all his businesslike intentions, Mr Romney has an economic plan that works only if you don’t believe most of what he says." The don't really like Obama, but saw nothing more to like in Romney.

    15. Re:1B? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Deficit causes debt but debt doesn't cause deficit.

      If you do not have enough to cover the bill for spending that year, it causes debt. If you have debt, it does not cause you to not have enough to cover the years spending.

    16. Re:1B? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      So you 3 ended up arguing about the semantics of affect and effect. You are all doing just as good a job as the guys in congress (you know the guys who decide what the budget will really be). Squabbling about dumb crap and doing nothing.

      Actually, there is nothing I can do. This is because I'm not in congress and for some reason people like you seem to know it all. But for those who don't, being able to identify the problem does mean we cannot contribute to the fix.

      This is what needs to happen. Serious reductions in all 3 'sacred cows' (upwards of 30-40% in each). Serious reductions in discretionary spending. Closing of major loop holes in our tax system (throw it out and start over is my recommendation). Then a serious talk about how much to raise taxes by (back of the envelope I would say at least 3-5% for everyone). Any of those happen by themselves and we are pissing into the wind. All of it must happen or the deficit will not be fixed. We have a income and spending problem. The debt that is outstanding is starting to approach the half of the levels as one of the 3 sacred cows.

      Actually, loopholes in the tax code is good. It's the one way congress can encourage tax payers to act in certain ways. Sometimes they are called subsidies. Also, the biggest thing that would fix the deficit would be to increase the GDP by means other then unaccounted for inflation- not raising taxes or slashing programs. Those things need to happen too, but they will never have the same impact of having everyone employes and businesses thriving. In fact, if the war spending was never put on budget like it shouldn't have been, we could have maintained surpluses from 2000 all the way until today if the GDP had grown by 4% better then it did and not drop with the recession. The easiest way to do that is with cheap energy. We have never had a period of economic growth more then the rate of inflation without cheap energy. Of course that's not politically beneficial to those wanting us to use less energy because of global warming.

      Very few in our gov actually seem to give a crap about it. Other than to use it as a way to attack the 'other team'.

      I think a lot of them care a lot actually. They just care about other things more and some of them got dropped on their head as a baby and have some weird ideas about how things work. But that's what you get when you have presidents and congressmen who have never received a paycheck in their adult life from any entity other then government or lobbying group, or dividends from a family fortune.

    17. Re:1B? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..that statement alone tells me you have no fucking clue.

      Jesus Christ, you are one obnoxious cunt aren't you?

  6. jobs program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know lots of programmers who can get the same result for half the price.

    1. Re:jobs program by wmbetts · · Score: 1

      Yeah no shit. I wish I could bid and actually have a chance at winning one of the contracts. Then it would at least get done and not cost 1 billion dollars.

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    2. Re:jobs program by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      No, if you get the contract it wont get done either, since you'll spend the next ten years in meetings for 120h per week, while your flunkies try to figure out what the hell they are supposed to do and then it will get cancelled at a cost of 10 billion. The Pentagon never learns and their never ending meetings management process never changes.

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    3. Re:jobs program by crutchy · · Score: 2

      just go to the pentagon meetings, listen to them, and then go away and ignore them while you do the actual work... just be sure to say lots of "yes sir"

    4. Re:jobs program by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Since the VAST majority of project succeed in the military., maybe it's more complex then that?

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    5. Re:jobs program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, send a flunkey in a sharp suit to the meetings, and get on with doing some useful work.

  7. Maybe a pattern here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From my observations, I've concluded that no organizational group works toward reducing its size, reducing the amount of its discretionary budget, or increasing its accountability for the preceding.

    Any exceptions?

    1. Re:Maybe a pattern here by nateb · · Score: 1

      /BestOfSlashdot.

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    2. Re:Maybe a pattern here by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      From my observations, I've concluded that no organizational group works toward reducing its size, reducing the amount of its discretionary budget, or increasing its accountability for the preceding.

      Any exceptions?

      Yes - ones that are directly overseen by the company owner. When you're the one paying for everything, suddenly there is a whole lot to be said for efficiency.

    3. Re:Maybe a pattern here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Parks Dept. in Pawnee Indiana. Brilliant leadership.

  8. those billions by wbr1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Those billions could have put a man on mars, or housed many,many homeless people, or any of a bunch of other uses. When will we realize that most of out debt is crime useless military spending, not social programs?

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    1. Re:those billions by cusco · · Score: 0

      I charted the US deficit against the Pentagram budget one time, and from 1970 onward the two parallel very closely most years. Exceptions in some of the Clinton years of course, and I'm sure the last four years as well.

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    2. Re:those billions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Must be a lot of Satanic cults over there by now, with that kind of spending.

    3. Re:those billions by ThermalRunaway · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why should it go to social programs? Why cant I just keep my hard earned money for my favorite social program: buying ME beer...

    4. Re:those billions by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Those" billions? It's one billion, singular.

      The US government spends 19% on defense, 19% on social security, and 20% on healthcare. The last two items are expected to grow much faster than the first.

      Useless? Do you know what a "contested sea zone" is and how it affects commerce? No? Yeah, that's what I thought, and the reason why is overwhelming dominance. Assuming, of course, you like imported coffee at the hip indie coffeeshop and hipster fruits like the Durian instead of that crap domestically made junk.

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    5. Re:those billions by Solandri · · Score: 0

      Read the CBO reports; you know, the recommendations for balancing the budget put forth by a nonpartisan government office whose sole purpose is to analyze the budget and put together budget recommendations. Most of the deficit/debt is due to rising cost of social programs (primarily Medicare/Medicaid). You can read the CBO long-term outlooks all the way back to 2000. They all say the same thing - Medicare/Medicaid expenses are going to blow up and we need to do something about it, Medicare/Medicaid expenses are going to blow up and we need to do something about it. Well we didn't do anything about it, and here we are.

      Or you can continue with the misguided belief that everything can be fixed by cutting military spending, thus assuring economic catastrophe (on our present course, Medicare/Medicaid will consume all tax revenue in about 50 years). The annual deficit has exceeded the entire military budget for several years now, so even if you reduced military spending to zero we'd still have a deficit.

    6. Re:those billions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not actually useless. They probably bought computer systems, and maintained thousands of programmer, marketing and project manager staff with this money. Those staff then went on to buy houses, healthcare, educated their children and went on vacation with the money.

      As a result, all of these people are much more experienced and capable of doing more things.

    7. Re:those billions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many other useless, colossal fuckups in resource management of this sort do we know that the government / military has perpetuated? How many have we not heard about, or are kept secret, piled under metric tons of obfuscated financial statements, which are in turn piled over in redacted paperwork such that even the skunk-works people can't even tell which way is up? Makes me cry even thinking about it, seems to me everyone is all too happy to add to the complexity.

      Pearls before the swine, it would seem; stay the course, right? Why buy one when you can buy ten at the reasonable price of one hundred times the cost? Billion here, billion there, why bother counting? Someone is bound to come along and say thousands of coders and engineers got to feed their families again; so it can't be all that bad... Ignoring the great probability, of course, that most of that went to line the pockets of your favorite fat cat cronies, congressmen, lobbyists, etc.

    8. Re:those billions by TrebleMaker · · Score: 1

      Oh, my kingdom for a mod point....

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    9. Re:those billions by nateb · · Score: 1

      We really have to decide whether we are going to be the world's police force, and also whether we are going to be the authoritarian fist that smashes little people (foreign gov'ts, of course,) we decide aren't helping to further the "expansion of democracy" across the world.

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    10. Re:those billions by nateb · · Score: 3, Funny

      A billion here, a billion there. Pretty soon, you're talking about real money.

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    11. Re:those billions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like many small businesses, microbreweries are really getting crunched by the rising cost of providing their employees with health care.

    12. Re:those billions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those billions could have put a man on mars, or housed many,many homeless people, or any of a bunch of other uses. When will we realize that most of out debt is crime useless military spending, not social programs?

      This is only one billion. Putting a man on Mars would cost 10-20 billion a year for 10-20 years.

    13. Re:those billions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compare the rising cost of Medicare/Medicaid to the profits of Insurance Companies. The correlation is positive. I'm certain that insurance costs aren't the sole driver, however, we could lower the cost by disallowing insurance companies from insuring both provider and patient., since they have an incentive to keep raising the rates. In a free-market, where insurance companies for medical providers and insurance companies for patients are not the same entity, the two would compete on lowering the cost in liability. The current medical insurance market is cornered, by the insurance providers, in that they get paid more money for higher rates from the doctor's liability insurance, and subsequentialy, the patient's insurance, when the medical provider passes that cost off to the patient. This is akin to an investor advisor recommending debt-securities to their client, then hedging against those securities; sound familiar?

    14. Re:those billions by epine · · Score: 1

      The US government spends 19% on defense, and refunds 19% on social security and 20% on healthcare to recipients among whom many have past contributions in excess of benefits received in total. (This is the nature of insurance, you know. Insurance is a communist plot.)

      Wait, I lie. The government probably takes a 20% management cut on the 40% refunded to tax paying Americans, maybe it's closer to 32%. The private sector would refer to such a management cut as a healthy value-add. The same overhead in government is 100% waste. (Not a single private sector corporation has ever wished to misspend revenues received from the government and been obstructed by a beady-eyed civil servant actually doing his job. Every one of them, parasitic to the core.)

      But just keep counting every dollar as it crosses the government turnstile as if there isn't any difference, if stupid floats your boat.

    15. Re:those billions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly those billions did not have to be extracted from the private sector in the first place.

      Nope, it has to extract from the private sector. There's nowhere else to get money from. I mean, why do bank robbers rob banks? Cuz that's where the money is.

      What is ridiculous about the entire 'fiscal cliff' situation is that the debt has to be fixed, not just deficit.

      Nah, debt doesn't need fixing, since the losers in this situation is not you (government) who has debt, but the suckers who lent to you. It's not your problem to fix.

      Fiscal cliff is supposed to start fixing the deficit, and why is that important? Why is deficit bad? Because it requires that government borrows money (adds to the debt), but why is that bad (beyond the obvious growth of debt, which means eventually higher taxes)?

      Because the credit that is allocated to government ends up crowding out private investments that must take place in order to grow the economy.

      Nah, crowding doesn't happen. See, when government gets credit, government hands it out to privileged individuals who bought government power. So that credit ends up in private hands , which then become private investments anyway.

      But why is increasing taxes (especially taxes on the wealthy) is not the solution but actually worsens the problem? Because both: crowding out credit to private business and taxing private business and businessmen ends up doing exactly the same thing.

      Nah, increasing taxes, especially taxes on the wealthy, is a great solution and it won't worsen the problem. The smart wealthy will find ways to avoid taxes like they always do, there will always be private investments (and as said above the taxes will end up back in private individual hands anyway).

      It's only the not-so-smart ones who will be taxed, but that's their own fault for not being smart enough, so they don't deserve to be rich. Taxes help weed out the weak.

      What is needed is more money in the hands of the private sector not in the hands of government to grow the economy.

      Private sector is already holding all the real money. Government isn't holding any real money. Government doesn't produce. Government only holds and borrows in fake money. If the private sector can't make do with what real money it has (and again they have all of it), then too bad. But that might be a good thing. Maybe the private sector will finally fail and society will progress to something better than the libertarian capitalist systems we've had for the last few hundred years.

    16. Re:those billions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares about Mars, it's a dead lifeless fossil of a planet compared to nearly every other destination in our solar system.

    17. Re:those billions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Like many small businesses, microbreweries are really getting crunched by the rising cost of providing their employees with health care.

      Thanks for the tip. From now on our product will no longer be "Beer: Earth's Elixer", but instead "Beer: Blood Treatment and Liver Catalyst". We'll market is as a dietary supplement and avoid any liabilities by claiming "Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems".

    18. Re:those billions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those billions could have put a man on mars, or housed many,many homeless people, or any of a bunch of other uses. When will we realize that most of out debt is crime useless military spending, not social programs?

      This is only one billion. Putting a man on Mars would cost 10-20 billion a year for 10-20 years.

      Hmm, 10-20 billion a year you say ... for 10-20 years? Would you be interested in a one of a kind, custom built, never used ERP system to help you plan your mission's needs? At its current stage of development it is certainly flexible enough to meet your needs. We're only asking $1,00 ... um, $2,000,000,000. I'd jump at this chance before we put it on Craig's List and let it go to the highest bidder.

    19. Re:those billions by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      The US government spends 19% on defense, and refunds 19% on social security and 20% on healthcare to recipients among whom many have past contributions in excess of benefits received in total. (This is the nature of insurance, you know. Insurance is a communist plot.)

      Wrong. Social Security and friends almost invariably gives back much more than the recipient paid in contributions. Which is why it is not insurance, but a Ponzi scheme backed by general tax revenues (I remember the uproar a while back when some politician actually dared to point out this truth).

    20. Re:those billions by cusco · · Score: 1

      I think they (the Pentagon) decided against being the world's police force by the end of the Carter administration. Instead they seem to have opted to become the world's largest mercenary force. Nothing that the US military has done since has been in the interest of world peace, and for that matter very little of it has been in the interest of the US taxpayers. Sure, there are some in the ranks who really are patriotic, decent, thoughtful human beings, but politics in the Pentagon today resembles that in Chicago or the Vatican; no one attains a position of power until they have proven themselves to be treacherous, greedy, amoral, lying scumbags.

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    21. Re:those billions by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Exactly! Mr. Zorg gets it!

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      I drank what? -- Socrates
    22. Re:those billions by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Couple of things. Billion not billions.

      Also, the Government doesn't put the money in a pile and burn it. Do you understand that? are you sure?
      That money went to people doing work. Who then use it to donate, or buy things, and pay taxes.
      Money only has value while it moves.

      You're most should be -1 shortsighted.

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    23. Re:those billions by geekoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because civilization is built with taxes.

      There a plenty of countries that have no to little taxes, you are welcome to move their and enjoy the squalor and disease.

      BTW, you benefit from social programs. Less crime, more industry, more entertainment, better beer.

      --
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    24. Re:those billions by geekoid · · Score: 1

      20% management cost ? are you stupid? 1% of social security is management.

      1 fucking percent. No corporation could ever match that.
      The government does a really, really good job at it. Sorry to pop your hate bubble, but please use actual numbers. Oh wait, they would prove you wrong and your ego can't handle that, you poor simpleton.

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    25. Re:those billions by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The only thing you proved is you don't know what a Ponzi scheme is.
      It's missing 3 crucial elements
      1) A 'undisclosed' way of making money
      2) A handful of people collecting the majority of the money.
      3) Unsustainable under any condition. Meaning no adjustment can be made without collapse the whole thing.

      In a Ponzi scheme, the people 'late' the the investment(which is everyone who didn't start it) won't get anything out of it.
      Social Security is running really well, it has minimal overhead, it's accountable, has money set aside, and is designed to allow for adjustments along the way.

      It should be held op up as one of Americans crowning achievements. Right there with the Hoover Dam, Golden Gate Bridge, the Interstate highway and putting a men on the moon.
      But republicans don't like it so they keep lying about it.

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    26. Re:those billions by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Why should it go to social programs? Why cant I just keep my hard earned money for my favorite social program: buying ME beer...

      Well, beer and the island of Lanai, but you can only apply for that program if your name is Larry Ellison.

    27. Re:those billions by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      "Those" billions? It's one billion, singular.

      The US government spends 19% on defense, 19% on social security, and 20% on healthcare. The last two items are expected to grow much faster than the first.

      That percentage always grow in civilised countries. Luckily!

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    28. Re:those billions by Zymophideth · · Score: 1

      Isn't it kind of odd that veteran's benefits aren't part of the defense budget? The military costs taxpayers more than you give them credit. http://thumbnails.visually.netdna-cdn.com/death--taxes_50290d63431c4.jpg

    29. Re:those billions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enterprise built civilization. Rulers just got in the way.

    30. Re:those billions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perhaps you could explain what is a contested sea zone, or provide a link?
      i would like to know why the military budget needs overwhelming dominance.
      of course I would like to know as quickly as possible.
      preferably in 140 characters or less.
      barring that...

    31. Re:those billions by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Social security and medicare are both pyramid-shaped. It relies on the increasing, inflated contributions of a growing young population to pay out to the older generation.

    32. Re:those billions by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      A Ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that pays returns to its investors from their own money or the money paid by subsequent investors, rather than from profit earned by the individual or organization running the operation.

      I don't see those 3 crucial elements in this definition.. Also John Gruber (a healthcare economist and professor at MIT, consultant to the Obama administration on healthcare policy) described Social Security as a Ponzi scheme in his (publically available) microeconomics lectures (unfortunately I can't find which one it was).

      That's not to say it was or wasn't a crowning achievement, but it is projected to go bankrupt without major adjustment and you can draw parallels to a Ponzi scheme..

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    33. Re:those billions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a little over 1 billion, and that's probably not enough money to put a man on mars.

    34. Re:those billions by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      20% management cost ? are you stupid? 1% of social security is management.

      1 fucking percent. No corporation could ever match that. The government does a really, really good job at it. Sorry to pop your hate bubble, but please use actual numbers. Oh wait, they would prove you wrong and your ego can't handle that, you poor simpleton.

      Love the way you punctuate your responses with ad hominem attacks, they certainly do prove a point.

      Not the point you were intending to make, of course..

      --
      ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
    35. Re:those billions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Enterprise built civilization"

      And will eventually destroy it too.

    36. Re:those billions by ThermalRunaway · · Score: 1

      Tax Rates != quality of civilization. People engaging in work, contributing to the economy and paying fair taxes along the way for the government to provide essential services to allow people the freedom to continue working and making money builds civilization.

  9. This is wrong... by SkyLeach · · Score: 1

    There should be a criminal negligence investigation into this.

    With at least eight full-lifecycle development projects under my belt as both a Software Engineer and a Development Team Lead I cannot even wrap my mind around the amount of irresponsible waste that would be required to throw away that much money.

    --
    My $0.02 will always be worth more than your â0.02, so :-p
    1. Re:This is wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm...developer...have you ever seen...ERP?

      It's like they take a million monkeys and write vb code, hitting tab + enter whenever a completion is available.
      Then, disaffected sales drones absorb the code and begin infecting other sales drones.

      Eventually, the convince some poor sap ^H^H^H customer that they need an epic solution, such as one that might be produced by an oracle.
      Then, using a thick slurry of insane incoherent billing, business lingo and pipe dreams, they begin to feed...

    2. Re:This is wrong... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      wow, 8. Noob.

      How many of those involve organization with more the 1000 people and decades of history? 5000 people? 10,000 people?

      Didn't think so.

      "a Software Engineer and a Development Team Lead"
      so... nothing to do with actual contracts? Upper management decisions did you make? How many multi-million dollar decisions did you make?

      whats that? none?
      STFU

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  10. The real news here by istartedi · · Score: 1

    The real news here is that a branch of the military actually avoided the sunk cost fallacy. I know it's probably not the first time. Nevertheless, I can't help but wonder if they will use the money they save for porcine pilot training.

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    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    1. Re:The real news here by CaptainLard · · Score: 2

      If you're ever near Washington DC, take a stroll through the Air and Space Museum in Dulles. Its much bigger than the one on the Mall. Of particular interest are the many early rocket projects that were cancelled. The plaques all start off telling how awesome the project was and end with "canceled due to cost overruns". There is most certainly a precedent.

    2. Re:The real news here by istartedi · · Score: 1

      I grew up there (DC area). Although I haven't been to the spiffy new Dulles museum, I've been to the one downtown. Come to think of it, I have fond memories of the little model of DynaSoar that was in there. So yes, a lot of things do get cancelled. I guess the difference between "avoiding the sunk cost fallacy" and "cancelling a really cool project" is only resolved through the lens of history.

      --
      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  11. Re:And expect to see Republican complaints... by zill · · Score: 1
    At the time of posting, the post immediately above yours was:

    The Thief In Chief blew over an extra *trillion* *every* *year* and people weren't' smart enough to fire him.

    Well, that didn't take long.

  12. Too Much Time In Pocket D and The Busted Flagon by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

    I think I must have spent too much time idly hanging out in RP areas like Pocket D in City of Heroes and The Busted Flagon in Guild Wars 2. Shamefully, I first saw the headline "US Air Force Scraps ERP Project..." as "US Air Force Scraps Erotic Role Play Project..."

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    1. Re:Too Much Time In Pocket D and The Busted Flagon by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Your interpretation would have given me the sads.

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      I drank what? -- Socrates
  13. Someone care to explain what this is exactly? by brillow · · Score: 1

    Since this thread is just going to be a bunch of "zomg wasted muney!" why don't you educate academics like me about what exactly "ERP" systems are and what you do with it and why its so great?

    The university I work at gets new crazy "enterprise" software sometimes and usually it ends up offloading some of the work the bureaucrats used to do on me (purchasing paperwork) meanwhile they take 51% of my grant money.

    So tell me, WHY?

    1. Re:Someone care to explain what this is exactly? by brillow · · Score: 3, Insightful
    2. Re:Someone care to explain what this is exactly? by icebraining · · Score: 2

      It manages stuff. People, salaries, suppliers, inventories, clients, payments and whatever else you can think of. In the company I work for we just did a whole school management system (students, teachers, evaluations, etc) on top of OpenERP (python based, AGPL licensed ERP).

    3. Re:Someone care to explain what this is exactly? by raftpeople · · Score: 1

      ERP is basically all of the typical office functions put together in an integrated package. For example, an Inventory module to track items, an Order Entry module to allow customers to order those items, an Accounts Receivable system to track the invoices generated when you shipped items to the customer, etc. etc. It's all integrated so, for example, the inventory transactions and the invoicing transactions all feed to the General Ledger for financial reporting.

      It's "great" because you can't really run a company without it unless you want to do it all on paper.

    4. Re:Someone care to explain what this is exactly? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Whats an ERP? why that's as simple question my friend!
      ERP is what you need my friend! Those broken down systems? Fix. old management way? thrown out. The ERP is here to save you.
      You don't want those other people with their shine ERP system to look down on you, so lucky for you we have one here.
      It's plug in, turn key, Turn over, automatic, automagic, money making machine my friend!

      You will have it in no time, why Are lawyers are the friendliest you will ever see!

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  14. Don't believe it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why should I or you believe this? Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. There may be some true information in the story and citations. $1 billion in costs does not mean $1 billion flow of cash. Also, a contract with a dollar value of X doesn't mean it will not include Y costs.

    I don't want to speculate for a number of very good reasons. But let's consider how much we spend in research through direct government funding and through corporations. Just consider that in light of the extraordinary claims.

    1. Re:Don't believe it by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

      I have done a lot of software contract work, and have done what it takes to get the job done. I don't understand where a billion dollars went and no software. It may be time for some litigation. We want the money back.

  15. Schadenfreude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I contacted the ECSS Chief Engineer about a year ago to get more details on the architecture (I was being tasked to lead the effort to design a "new" enterprise wide architecture for the AF) and she blew me off.

    I am now happily in a new position, with a higher grade. I dont know if the Chief Engineer was still there til the bitter end, but I can't help but feel a little glee.

  16. in other news... by crutchy · · Score: 2

    ...price of oracle shares skyrockets

  17. That's nothing! by grumpyman · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Compare to our Canadian (1/10 population) gun registry it cost up to $2B and scrapped.

    1. Re:That's nothing! by seyyah · · Score: 1

      Compare to our Canadian (1/10 population) gun registry it cost up to $2B and scrapped.

      $2B that would have been better allocated to teaching you punctuation and grammar!

    2. Re:That's nothing! by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      Did you guys get your syrup and pork under control? If not, maybe you need an ERP system for that.

    3. Re:That's nothing! by Amouth · · Score: 2

      According to your link, it was estimated at 2M and ended up running 66M.. a far cry from 2B but, still a 33x increase in cost so very respectable fail there.

      --
      '...if only "Jumping to a Conclusion" was an event in the Olympics.'
    4. Re:That's nothing! by jarkus4 · · Score: 1

      2B figure relates to the total cost of program (including PR spendings and other stuff). .
      On the other hand there is also some extra computer related costs:
      "(...) $227 million in computer costs, including complicated application forms that slow processing times; and $332 million for other programming costs, including money to pay staff to process the forms (...)"

    5. Re:That's nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to your link, it was estimated at 2M and ended up running 66M.. a far cry from 2B but, still a 33x increase in cost so very respectable fail there.

      those are the operating costs, not what it cost to set it up

    6. Re:That's nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget our public RFID ticket system in Brisbane, That had a nice big overrun on budget and time and now requires more investment to meet it's original functionality.

    7. Re:That's nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In December 2001, cost rose to an estimated $527 million."

      "In April 2002 the tab for implementing the registry rose to $629 million."

      "In February 2004, documents obtained by Zone Libre of Télévision de Radio-Canada suggested that the gun registry has cost around $2 billion so far."

    8. Re:That's nothing! by Amouth · · Score: 1

      So you guys spent ~50$ per person in the country to create a gun registry? for that price you could have just bought in bulk discount and gave everyone a gun and there for have a registry that says "everyone" and mission accomplished.

      --
      '...if only "Jumping to a Conclusion" was an event in the Olympics.'
    9. Re:That's nothing! by cusco · · Score: 2

      Here in Seattle the transit system paid to write their own DVR software for video recordings on the trains, and then proceeded to write a different DVR package for the buses. Why? Because the project specs, as edited by the political flunkies near the end of the process, prohibited COTS solutions. Actually specified proprietary hardware and proprietary software in both cases. Of course delivered it cost twice as much for half the utility of existing products on the market, but the consultants and contractors were happy so I guess that's what counts.

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      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
    10. Re:That's nothing! by cusco · · Score: 1

      Oh, for a mod point . . .

      --
      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
    11. Re:That's nothing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      66M is annual operating expense, 2B is correct

  18. Naturally by sjames · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ERP is a bunch of disparate functions mashed together then held in place with a metric assload of duck tape. It's only natural that if you try to tacle the whole thing at once the result will be a sort of dynamic paralysis where you run back and forth in a nearly random pattern burning money all the way.

    Just as well, if you ever manage to build the thing, you'll create paralysis across the entire company if you suddenly drop this chimera on people's desks.

    Note, I am NOT claiming that the individual functions aren't necessary nor am I claiming that they shouldn't support common data formats.I am claiming that trying to build the whole thing at once and as a single 'solution' is wrong headed and doomed to failure.

    1. Re:Naturally by icebraining · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't need to build the whole thing at once. A decent ERP system is modular, and can be easily upgraded in place. And while there's always some duck tape, it's still much better than an assorted collection of programs, often times written in different languages and running on different machines (e.g. client vs web based). One of our clients was doing "IPC" by manually adapting files in Excel!

      (Disclosure: the company I work for does projects based on a free AGPL licensed ERP system)

    2. Re:Naturally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The comments are spot on. ERP's are based on a transaction model that is being throughly surpassed by one that is now focused on information/knowledge management. When a CFO picks an ERP and the vendor promises all the 'value add' modules his or her organisation will suffer. Aside from this the underlying architectures of many ERP's are stone age and besides that the notion of the vertically integrated 'enterprise' has less and less meaning as organisations, insource, outsource functions and services and where there is more value in 'collaboration'.

      Any organisation that wants to raise its capability would not be looking at an ERP.

    3. Re:Naturally by a_hanso · · Score: 1

      I've seen this happen repeatedly. Trying to implement a Grand Plan usually results in nothing.

      Almost every large project I've dealt with and was delivered without any major catastrophes was rolled out piecemeal. We picked the core/representative functionality, nailed the scope down with a sledgehammer and built it as "phase 1". All scope creep got pushed to "phase 2". Once phase 1 was done we just pick stuff out of the phase 2 bucket that can be done in the allotted time and just repeated the process. Obviously, we had to tinker with the phase 1 design to get the new stuff to inter-operate at times, but that was better than the alternative. Not saying that this works for all types of projects (or that it's in anyway a fancy idea -- I thought incremental development was SW 101), but I've personally never seen a Grand Plan / Big Bang implementation work. Hardest part? Convincing management that the alternatives are: target for full scope and get nothing, or, target for limited scope.

    4. Re:Naturally by sjames · · Score: 1

      Correct, you shouldn't do the whole thing at once. Unfortunately, too many (including the USAF apparently) try anyway. The ability to run distributed is a good thing. That doesn't necessarily (and shouldn't) mean a mis-mash written in different languages and to different coding standards.

    5. Re:Naturally by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't need to build it all. It's prebuilt, you only need to configure it.

      And if you replace modules one by one you have to build interfaces - say between the old sales system and the new accounting one - that will soon be obsolete (when the new sales module is activated). You also need to keep duplicate master data aligned. Seems like unnecessary effort to me.

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    6. Re:Naturally by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      That's been my experience too. I call it the building block approach. Often what I hear though is that Phase 2 never comes. The money dries up. So management is in a rush to jam everything into Phase 1 because they worry that it will never get implemented otherwise. This is what happens when companies fail to take the long term approach.

    7. Re:Naturally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Projects like this MUST be addressed all at once – it’s basic systems engineering. You start with very high, overarching functional requirements defining what the whole system must do. You decompose those requirements into sub-functions while maintaining strict definition and control of the interfaces, and so on until you have a functional architecture. Then you allocate functionality to software and hardware configuration items – again under strict control (i.e., configuration management). Each configuration item is tested separately to the requirements allocated to it, then configuration items are combined together and integration testing is performed to higher and higher levels until the entire system is tested as a whole to the original highest level requirements.
      This is all very difficult to do, granted, but with strict discipline it can be done. The biggest problem is always the same – poorly defined requirements. Always. In many to most cases, the customer thinks they know what they wantbut they do notand insist on proceeding before the highest level requirements care iron clad. When this happens on very large projects failure is inevitable. If this happens it is the fault of the system engineers – not the customers. The system engineer’s job is to get the requirements right despite the best efforts of the customer to “just get something built so it looks like progress”. Seen it many times.

    8. Re:Naturally by geekoid · · Score: 1

      well.. it isn't that easy. Sometime it should be don at once, sometime not.
      Whats the interface cost in money and time? Are the old rules still valid? are the compatible with the new rules?

      and about 100 other things to look at.

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    9. Re:Naturally by sjames · · Score: 1

      Basic systems engineering includes analysis to determine where systems break neatly into sub-systems and where those sub-systems interface.

      Basic engineering includes not introducing unnecessary dependencies between those subsystems.

      In many cases, the customer simply does not know, and will not know until something is in place that more or less forces them to make a decision while letting then clearly see their choices and how they actually play out. As long as you have done your subsystems analysis right, this process can be done stepwise department by department without bringing the entire business to a screeching halt. That is not at all the same thing as just getting something built so it looks like progress.

      When you do the whole thing at once and then just impose it on the company, it 'works' in the sense that if they don't find a way (however misery inducing) to make it work, they go under. Years later they'll still have bizarre procedures that seem to have been written by Lewis Carroll trying to work around the ERP system.

    10. Re:Naturally by sjames · · Score: 1

      Absolutely agreed.

    11. Re:Naturally by sjames · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, that is true. What they don't understand is that the choice is between a system that provides some benefits and could provide more if management can resolve their failures or a system that fails completely and never provides benefit (of course, the bill comes due either way).

    12. Re:Naturally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you tape together your ducks, or is the tape itself made of ducks?

    13. Re:Naturally by sjames · · Score: 1

      It's the perfect thing if your duck gets a quack in it.

    14. Re:Naturally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try using duct tape instead. I've heard duck tape just isn't up to the quacking job.

    15. Re:Naturally by sjames · · Score: 1

      Duck tape is actually the better choice. Due to the foil backing, duct tape won't conform to the contours of the bill properly and so will let the quack escape.

  19. Wrong Vendor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geez, SAP would have charged them that much from the start for not delivering anything.

  20. Worst of Both Worlds by Epicaxia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perfect application of Hanlon's Razor: Not so much a conspiracy to waste money as the worst combination of both world (defense acquisition and enterprise software development). Both fields are very prone to overruns, scope creep, and repeated waste of funds as manager after manager--or contractor after contractor--throws away work to start over again. Another great example is the FAA's version of enterprise software, which is currently at $63.4 BILLION and counting (though, to be fair, it's quite possible the most complicated software project in the world).

    Still, there are worse examples--specifically, when these kinds of overruns, violations, and program restarts are done deliberately to ensure continued funding to entrenched players in a limited field and / or to pursue minor permutations on someone's pet dream of a project. This can occur at the cost of throwing away many years and billions of dollars of decent work while never really getting closer to a functioning system. Space Launch System, anyone? (Not a software example, but the line between software and aerospace engineering is a lot thinner than most people realize.)

    1. Re:Worst of Both Worlds by sustik · · Score: 1

      That still does not explain why the Air Force paid before the software was written? I know it is a lot of money, and companies taking on the job would press for an advance. However considering that 1B is still small compared to the balance sheets of large software companies (Apple, MS, IBM, etc.), I do not get it.

      So what was keeping the Air Force from setting the terms to include payment on delivery (other than incompetence)?

    2. Re:Worst of Both Worlds by Epicaxia · · Score: 1

      Because, if you (as the government) insist on getting your money back for a program you cancel after overruns and delays, you get unending lawsuits and are stuck in litigation for several decades. There's a better way to do things, to be sure, but payment on delivery (or from another perspective, 100% refunds) are out of the question for cases in which much of the cost has been sunk into hundreds of man-months of up-front professional (engineers, developers) labor or even purely scientific research.

      Major projects in software and aerospace, especially when boundaries are being pushed (frequently, though not always, the case in aerospace--less so in ERP), can require a lot of up-front investment before a single product roles off the line. The B-2, for example, has a flyaway cost of $555M, but the total program cost $44B. We call it NRE--non-recoverable expenditure--and if there were absolutely no guarantees regardless of outcome, boundaries would never be pushed by interested parties of a certain size (i.e., DoD / enterprise software corporations / aerospace companies) because such entities are, by their, nature, VERY risk-averse.

  21. Enterprise resource planning? by Namarrgon · · Score: 4, Funny

    If only they'd had a better ERP system, they could've planned this project more carefully, and put all those resources to better use.

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    1. Re:Enterprise resource planning? by a_hanso · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did you... just... invent a bootstrapping ERP system?

    2. Re:Enterprise resource planning? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      A new concept to sell to the cloud savvy vertical integrators?

      Consultants - Assemble!

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    3. Re:Enterprise resource planning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. They need an ERP to manage their ERP, and a third one to manage the contract company's implementation of the new ERP, and finally an oversight committee to walk everyone through the cost overruns, project bloat, and the eventual demise of the project.

    4. Re:Enterprise resource planning? by tool462 · · Score: 1

      When people predicted "The Singularity" I always assumed it would be some sort of emergent intelligence in complex systems. Not a pseudo-sentient bureaucrat that shits TPS reports. May god have mercy on us all...

    5. Re:Enterprise resource planning? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Well, presumably if the ERP vendor is getting paid the USAF already has some kind of ERP system.

    6. Re:Enterprise resource planning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "As if millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced..."

  22. Why big projects fail by raarts · · Score: 2

    In der Beschränkung zeigt sich der Meister.

    1. Re:Why big projects fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In der Beschränkung zeigt sich der Meister.

      Its Less in English !

    2. Re:Why big projects fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nimzowich was fun, but this is not chess.

  23. There IS accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Obama is in charge... the buck stops with him; he's the one who brags about his "kill list"... Oh, wait, this is Slashdot... Obama has a GREAT smile and a cool attitude and nobody is to blame for the drone strikes. Move along, nothing to see here. Dick Cheney is retired so there is no evil to be denounced.

    1. Re:There IS accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama is in charge... the buck stops with him; he's the one who brags about his "kill list"... Oh, wait, this is Slashdot... Obama has a GREAT smile and a cool attitude and nobody is to blame for the drone strikes. Move along, nothing to see here. Dick Cheney is retired so there is no evil to be denounced.

      You forgot to mention Obama's Nobel Peace Prize.

    2. Re:There IS accountability by sg_oneill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Liberalism and leftism are not a fan clubs. Many of us might prefer the big O over the alternative whilst also deeply disaproving drone strikes against allied countries.

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    3. Re:There IS accountability by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 5, Informative

      disaproving drone strikes against allied countries.

      Huh ?!

      CIA launched drone strikes on Israel?!

      Oh, c'mon ! Pakistan isn't an "allied country". Them Pakis actively support the Talibans.
       

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    4. Re:There IS accountability by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well you know...its ok to compromise on such a little detail like that. I mean, its not like people are going to die over it....oh wait...

      Yah, thats why I never voted for him. Being the scum floating on top of the other scum doesn't make it any more appetizing to me.

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    5. Re:There IS accountability by DoctorBonzo · · Score: 2

      Uh, Osama, duh. Now compare to Bush and you've got an argument.

    6. Re:There IS accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you know...its ok to compromise on such a little detail like that. I mean, its not like people are going to die over it....oh wait...

      Yah, thats why I never voted for him. Being the scum floating on top of the other scum doesn't make it any more appetizing to me.

      Your statements presume that any of this election's viable candidates wouldn't be using drones to remove unwanted individuals. The use of drones was a slippery slope. We're past that now that it's become a descent into remote control assassination.

    7. Re:There IS accountability by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      No I am not. I am saying I supported someone others called an unviable candidate because, I am not willing to split hairs over which drone murder was a better fit.

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      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    8. Re:There IS accountability by DrLang21 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh to be young an idealistic again. Someday you'll understand that the world just isn't so simple. For example, while I do not condone Obama's actions in the Middle East conflicts, Romney would have been far more agressive and openly so. I actually believe he would start a war with Iran. So who am I to vote for in such a tightly contested race? Gary Johnson? We all know that he won't win because America won't even vote Libertarians into low level local offices. So it would be irresponsible for me to not vote for and support Obama.

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    9. Re:There IS accountability by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Being the scum floating on top of the other scum doesn't make it any more appetizing to me.

      I find the phrase "The freshest turd in the cesspit" gets the my opinion across succinctly.

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    10. Re:There IS accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get what you're saying. I preferred Romney over "the Big O" (gag), but I didn't vote for him because murdering innocent people with remote control bombs goes deeply against my principles. But since I have principles, nobody I voted for had a chance of winning anyway.

    11. Re:There IS accountability by GodInHell · · Score: 1

      "ally" refers to treaty and agreement status, not backstabbing likelihood.

    12. Re:There IS accountability by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh, c'mon ! Pakistan isn't an "allied country". Them Pakis actively support the Talibans.

      We have active drone campaigns against our "allies" Yemen and Somalia.
      Our "allies" in Saudi Arabia, Quatar, and the UAE are notorious for funding terrorism.

      That should tell you a lot about the quality of our "allies" in the Middle East and Asia.

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    13. Re:There IS accountability by cusco · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And our "ally" Israel has launched terrorist attacks against Americans on US soil, attempted to bomb the offices of a Muslim US senator, has repeated been caught carrying out espionage against our intel agencies and businesses, deliberately feeds false intel to the State department, sells weapons to our enemies, sells our military technology to China, attempted to bomb the Mexican parliament, and boasts about carrying out false flag terrorist attacks so that the US will retaliate against their enemies for them. Hopefully Netenyahu shot himself in the foot with his open endorsement of Romney.

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    14. Re:There IS accountability by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      For example, while I do not condone Obama's actions in the Middle East conflicts, Romney would have been far more agressive and openly so. I actually believe he would start a war with Iran.

      So, you voted for the guy who actually does drone strikes on American citizens in allied countries rather than the guy who MIGHT have started a war?

      In a similar (no, wait, the SAME situation), I voted for neither.

      Note that it's unlikely that Romney would have started a war with Iran casually - he's a businessman at heart, and wars are bad for business....

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    15. Re:There IS accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      what is irresponsible is you (and everyone else) voting for alesser of two evils choice, rather than vote their conscience. YOU SIR, are to blame for the mess we are in. Stop telling people you are wasting a vote if you dont vote for one of the two (non-differentiated) parties.

      As long as there is a two-party system (where others are not even allowed to WATCH, much less participate in the debates) there will be ruinous results (see last 45 years).

    16. Re:There IS accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? Wars are fantastic for business. It took World War II to solidly pull us out of the Great Depression. They're just really bad for the federal budget.

    17. Re:There IS accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turd sandwich it is then.

    18. Re:There IS accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I never said anyone was wasting their vote. I won't tell you or anyone else who you should or should not vote for. I am simply explaining that the world of government and society is not so simple. It's strategic based upon the issues that concern me most and the urgency that I believe each of them to have. If you prefer a third party candidate and see no significant difference between the two major party candidates in any of the issues that concern you, then you would be daft to "vote for the lesser of two evils". I used to be on the board of a county level Libertarian party and still support them. Based on what I've seen, my belief is that If the third parties stopped spending money on national elections and poured it all into local elections, they would win a lot more often and gain more credibility.

    19. Re:There IS accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel like the "fuck those two" crowd is particularly loud this election... apparently not loud enough to be drowned out by the republicans and democrats, but still...

      Mind you, I didn't vote for anyone real at all. I actually wrote in "No Confidence" because that would have been my ideal vote anyway--I have no confidence in the US government, much less the people trying to be a big part of that government...

    20. Re:There IS accountability by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      Gary Johnson? We all know that he won't win because America won't even vote Libertarians into low level local offices.

      Of course he doesn't have a chance to win, with that attitude.
      If more people ACTUALLY voted for him, instead of saying he won't win so I'll toss my vote away on someone else...

    21. Re:There IS accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about some links? I'm not pro Israel but I doubt some of your assertions, because I'm pretty sure there's never been a Muslim member of the US Senate.

    22. Re:There IS accountability by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      It still boggles the mind that the biggest funder by far of global terrorism for the last decade "Saudi Arabia" still gets away with it, simply by regularly turning select corrupt US politicians into millionaires. The US points the finger at Iraq, Libya, and continually at Iran and none of them come close to what Saudi Arabia does via the Sunni Wahhabist Muslim sect, that promotes fundamentalist religion, sharia law taking precedence over secular law and Jihad. Obama was blind to it for four years will he continue to remain blind to it.

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    23. Re:There IS accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So it would be irresponsible for me to not vote for and support Obama."

      You are exactly what is wrong with this country.

    24. Re:There IS accountability by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      And our "ally" Israel has launched terrorist attacks against Americans on US soil, attempted to bomb the offices of a Muslim US senator, has repeated been caught carrying out espionage against our intel agencies and businesses, deliberately feeds false intel to the State department, sells weapons to our enemies, sells our military technology to China, attempted to bomb the Mexican parliament, and boasts about carrying out false flag terrorist attacks so that the US will retaliate against their enemies for them. Hopefully Netenyahu shot himself in the foot with his open endorsement of Romney.

      Netenyahu and Romney knew each other before Obama was elected. Netenyahu wants a partner to go in with Israel and bomb Iran. Obama wants financial(political) pressure, because, the US government is virtually bankrupt. (The people are not bankrupt, but the government is on the precipice of a run on the money by all foreign countries. )

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    25. Re:There IS accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Question: do you believe the Holocaust happened?

      Scratch an Israeli critic and you usually get a Nazi. It's sad, but true.

    26. Re:There IS accountability by cusco · · Score: 1

      Don't normally reply to ACs or lying sacks of crap, but I actually did quite a bit of research on the subject a number of years ago. The answer is 'of course', there's a huge amount of historical, documentary and physical evidence to prove that it did. On the other hand, did you know that a larger percentage of the Roma (Gypsy) population was massacred during the Final Solution than the Jewish population? They didn't get a homeland carved out of someone else's property for them, probably because they didn't own any banks. Did you know that more Slavs were slaughtered during the Final Solution than Jews (smaller percentage, larger number)? No? Didn't think so.

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    27. Re:There IS accountability by cusco · · Score: 1

      There are two of them in congress right now, moron.

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      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
    28. Re:There IS accountability by highphilosopher · · Score: 1

      Do you have sources for any of this? Please cite them.

    29. Re:There IS accountability by cusco · · Score: 1

      I'll let you look it up for yourself, you're more likely to believe what you find than what I claim.
      JDL (a Mossad front organization) caught trying to attack a mosque and Darrell Issa's (Arab American, not Muslim American, my error) office
      Johnathan Pollard
      Israeli art students
      Mossad attack Mexican congress
      Israeli weapons sales to China
      Victor Ostrovsky
      Operation Trojan
      That should keep you occupied for a while.

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      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
    30. Re:There IS accountability by narrowhouse · · Score: 1

      I would like to see some reference links to back these assertions up. To my knowledge no U.S. Senators are Muslims for one, Keith Ellison is a member of the House of Representatives and I can't find any reference to a bombing attempt against his office. Blah, blah, liberal media, blah, but I would have thought proven allegations of terrorist attacks on U.S. soil would have gotten a tiny bit of coverage. That being said I agree that Netanyahu probably should have thought twice before fully endorsing a canidate in a presidential race everyone but Fox News viewers knew to be a very tight contest and that Romney, at best, had a 45% chance of winning.

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    31. Re:There IS accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      References?

    32. Re:There IS accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      House of representatives isn't the Senate, moron. When was the attempted bombing?

    33. Re:There IS accountability by cusco · · Score: 1

      Arab American, not Muslim. My bad. Darrell Issa. Only Muslims so far are in the House, apparently. Leadership of the JDL, a Mossad-organized group in the US, were caught in 2001 trying to blow up a mosque and Issa's office. Of course since they're not Arabs it's disappeared down the memory hole.

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    34. Re:There IS accountability by shmlco · · Score: 1

      "In a similar (no, wait, the SAME situation), I voted for neither."

      So in essence, you disagreed with this particular set of actions, and as such abdicated your vote in order to make some sort of meaningless "statement". Never mind that there were probably certain other policy issues you wanted to support, or social issues that the other side may have been advocating that should have been opposed.

      Nope, you said, "Screw it all."

      Nice.

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  24. ERP is dead! by mschaffer · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ERP is dead--especially for very large, agile institutions. The only people that don't think so are companies, like Oracle, that are pretending that it can scale to large institutions with some sort of economy of scale, let alone ones that probably make many changes. The fact that it took the Air Force an extra $900+ million to realize this is shameful. Especially since institutions like the Air Force are probably better off looking at agile and adaptive front-end software (it's not just the Marines that are supposed to "improvise, overcome, and adapt") like their equivalent to CRM, project planning, mobile maintenance, and whatever else they do.

    What a waste of time, money, and resources. Truly shameful!!!

    1. Re:ERP is dead! by raftpeople · · Score: 3, Informative

      In what sense do you think ERP is dead? The functions are all required and if you buy best of breed individual packages, you still need to integrate them, so either you do it yourself or you buy the ERP package that is already integrated.

      I agree that some decisions can be made to break it up into manageable pieces and accept less efficiency, but with an organization of that size you still have a problem of complexity whether using an ERP package or creating point solutions and integrating them.

    2. Re:ERP is dead! by HaZardman27 · · Score: 2

      I used to be a programmer for the Air Force, and I can tell you that the development process is not agile at all. The Air Force, because it's primarily lead by people who used to fly planes, treats every product development as though they were developing an airframe or weapon. Until people who understand software are put in charge of such matters, we'll continue to see stupid stuff like this happen. This type of thing happens more often than you may expect, just not quite to this incredible scale (by which I mean it is not that uncommon for a piece of software to be contracted out, only to get it back way past schedule and way over budget in a completely crippled and useless state, at which point it becomes the job of Air Force programmers to try to hammer it into a useful form).

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    3. Re:ERP is dead! by gtall · · Score: 1

      Agile? Are you fucking out of your mind? Do you have any idea how large the Air Force is? I'm involved in an alleged agile software development now. It doesn't scale past 10 people, and it doesn't even do that well. If you attempt software design using it, you will get a dirty snowball of an app and it will end in tears.

    4. Re:ERP is dead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old chinese proverb say: "If you are not prepared to change to fit an off the shelf package or need to make changes to more than a small portion you are either looking at the wrong package or need to write custom software from the ground up. Either choice would be cheaper."

  25. Sipping the Kool-Aid by mschaffer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wouldn't be surprised that the DoD is encouraging this. In this way, each branch picks their own solution because they need to satisfy so many domestic "interests". (Yes, SAP America contributes to political campaigns and PACs, just like every other large ERP company in the US). Besides, the only reason that anyone has been successful is probably because they are sipping more Kool-Aid and sitting in a circle "reassuring" one another.

  26. Don't design it: Evolve it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Talking about the central argument from Intelligent Design proponents (something is so complex that it must have been designed), a coworker of mine said it works exactly the other way around: If something is too complex, it can't possibly have been designed.

    If I had to "design" something of this scope, I simply wouldn't. I would design something simple that accomplishes some useful tiny subset of the requirements. I would also concentrate on the interfaces between parts of the organization, so the project can be decomposed into more manageable parts. Then you add functionality progressively, until you have organically evolved a complete solution.

    Of course, this might result in a big ball of mud, but (a) that's probably better than not having a system at all, and (b) you can refactor parts of the system as you need and try to keep things under control (this is hard to do).

    I guess this way of doing thing doesn't mesh well with monolithic management styles that characterize large government organizations.

  27. Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by mschaffer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ERP is dead because word is on the street: Too many failed or seriously delayed implementations.
    I have seen (first hand) too many institutions decide to implement ERP, pay a tremendous amount of cash, and watch it fail. If it ever does get fully implemented (in a way that was originally envisioned) the institutions have spent so much time and effort to get it running that the institutions have lost their focus because senior management was distracted or the cost of full implementation has affected the bottom line. In some cases, the institution was irreparably damaged or failed.(often surpassed by their competition).

    In theory, ERP is a wonderful thing. In actuality, it can kill.

  28. I am sure... by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    I am sure that there are some successes. When there are, the institution tries to keep it a secret so their competition cannot find out what system they use. They also often keep mum about the additional facilitators, consultants, etc. that were essential in getting it going.

    1. Re:I am sure... by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      No they don't, because such a thing would be impossible.

      Individuals change jobs and when they do, they generally mention their prior experience. Consulting firms have resumeés too, even if they call them "portfolios".

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  29. Re:And expect to see Republican complaints... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Obama does share the blame. I mean he was president during 4 years of that debacle and didn't put it to sleep sooner. In fact, the cutting of it was done by the military itself in order to get a working solution in place to meet the deadlines of a law passed.

  30. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by emj · · Score: 1

    Considering the Air Force has about 300k-540k employees, that ERP just cost them between $2000 and $4000 per personal to develop and scrap. It's not that bad, I guess it's easy to spend that amount of money on ERP thingies even in small companies.

  31. Perhaps we're seeing selection bias here? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    I have seen (first hand) too many institutions decide to implement ERP, pay a tremendous amount of cash, and watch it fail.

    ERP implementation is tricky, there are a lot of subtle decisions that - if made wrongly early on - can cost down the line.

    At the end of the day it's a tool. Smart people will use a tool well and dumb people will use it badly. And they'll probably use the wrong tool anyway.

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  32. Sure glad they spelled out what ERP was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reading that as Erotic Roleplay just made the summary sound so much more interesting, though.

    $1 billion behind an ERP system. It'd be like the Matrix, but even MORE real!
    And woman in red dresses everywhere! Also, elephants and goblins raids!

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  34. Cheaper alternative by Noah69 · · Score: 1

    That's silly.

    You can get a copy of WoW for like 20 bucks and find plenty of ERP in Goldshire.

  35. Hire me instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Oh my God..... 1 Billion??!! If only they hired us and purchased our ERP software, not only they will save $999.000.000,-, they will get working ERP software that can be accessed anywhere through the Internet for a mere $1.000.000,- for real maybe one of the reader are from the project and interested in our product. Can contact me need.erp.solution@gmail.com (need.erp.solution @ gmail . com). It will forward your email to the right person to contact :)

  36. Re:And expect to see Republican complaints... by KiloByte · · Score: 2, Informative

    How is that partisan? *All* recent Thieves-in-Chief blow trillions, what changes is who the main beneficents are.
    Dubya: big oil, military contractors
    B. Hussein: wall street, big media, big pharma
    [would be] Mittens: wall street, wall street, wall street

    And Obama's bailout has been more harmful that all recent wars put together. It ensured no financial companies not connected to the main mafia can thrive: they were either bankrupted, bought out or marginalized, while investors received a clear message that their money can be safe if they go with those "too big to fail". And even worse, the wave of bailouts spread to Europe and rest of the word, and shows no signs of subsiding.

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  37. Why not copy Navy's program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Navy has Maintenance/MSC that works to integrate logistical support from the supply division with known demands of various preventative maintenance schedules and other engineering related operations that maintains a ship's readiness. Basically it works as a knowledge center and database to ensure technicians actually get the right things from the supply chain and get them on a timely basis. (Supply doesn't have the "need to know" and has other services to take care of so that's why MAINT was created.) It's an actual shipboard department with it's own command structure, but it strongly integrates and works with GSA contractors. I wouldn't say it's exactly perfect, but from my experience as an MSC tech before I left I'd say it worked pretty damn good for what it was.

    Since I was on a carrier, the airwing command also had a similar department, but with needs more catered to aircraft operations.

    I'm just surprised the Air Force doesn't already have something like it. Shouldn't take $1 billion either, provided they don't have too much pride to copy-pasta how a system works from another branch of the military. It may take some fine tuning, but a system for the purpose described with software and organizational infrastructure already exists.

    Air Force Generals? Go talk to an Admiral. See what's up. It's not that hard.

  38. A total success then .. by dgharmon · · Score: 2

    It was a total success then, as these projects are designed to spend money, not actually produce any usable results ...

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  39. Bullet dodged by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 2

    Whew, that was close! Can you even imagine if that +$1 billion had fallen into the hands of poor people? (Shudder)

    1. Re:Bullet dodged by SonnyDog09 · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine if that money had remained in the wallets of the taxpayers that earned it?

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    2. Re:Bullet dodged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah that 5-10 bucks each they would have got would have changed their lives for sure!

    3. Re:Bullet dodged by PPH · · Score: 1

      No. In fact even attempting to imagine such a thing is prohibited.

      The thought police will be around to deal with you shortly.

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    4. Re:Bullet dodged by xero314 · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine if that money had remained in the wallets of the taxpayers that earned it?

      Isn't that exactly what the parent post said?

  40. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by erp_consultant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bullshit. I have been involved in dozens of ERP implementations over the years. The software works. When implementations fail it is always, in my experience, because of the people (i.e. management) making the decisions on how to implement the product.

    Me: "Let me show you how Product X handles Accounts Payable"
    Client: "That's not how we do it"
    Me: "This might be a good opportunity to take a look at your current business practices and see if they can be done in a more efficient way"
    Client: "But we've always done it this way"
    Me: "Why?"
    Client "Dunno...just always have. And I doubt that the team is willing to change"
    Me: "Ok, we can customize the product to make it work the way you want but it's going to take more time and money. And when you do an upgrade later on there will be implications as well"
    Client: "Fine. Just make it work the way we do it now"

    And so it goes. Time and again I see clients go out and buy an expensive ERP system only to customize the bejezus out of it to make it look exactly like the systems they are retiring. They are not open to better business practices. Too many political headwinds.

    What does this say about these clowns in the Air Force? It takes them 10 years and $1.03B to realize that the project is going to fail? On an original budget of $88M? One of the big problems with trying to shoehorn a best practice ERP system into a large government institution is that often they employ worst practices. They won't, or can't, change them so you have to end up rewriting the product to fit their ass backwards ways. The whole purpose of implementing an ERP system is to replace aging, stove-piped systems with modern integrated systems. It can work well if it's implemented properly and the right decisions are made along the way. But it's not a magic pill.

  41. small beans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Pentagon spends over five billion US dollars every month just for Afghanistan operations, and that's accounting for recent reductions in costs. It was closer to eight billion dollars per month earlier this year.

    The military-industrial complex churns through billions of dollars per month that, by and large, go unaccounted for to the public (under the guise of "national security"). Don't trip over dollars to point out pennies.

  42. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2

    It isn't because it sucks... it is the fact that it needs a champion to be successful, and in a large organization, that champion needs to be a large number of people.

    We deployed an ERP system for our small business last year. The core functionality was done previously in Quickbools and various Excel spreadsheets. We spent about $4k per employee on it.

    Now we have a system that requires more ongoing money and effort than our old workflow, and for at least 40% of the process still needs to be done in Excel.

    But, we can get information faster now, and I have a dashboard showing cash, AP, AR aging, and manpower utilization one click away. This basic functionality was worth about $2-3k/person to management, so now the challenge is getting more of the back workflow incorporated over time.

    And our "champion" sits and shops online most of the time he is supposed to work on our objectives. Better focus and we would have been closer to budget and goals.

  43. As a USAF employee . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not surprised in the least.

    Disclosure: I now work, as a civilian for the USAF. I used to be enlisted in the USAF.

  44. Re:And expect to see Republican complaints... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't stand either Republican or Democrat parties. But you must absolutely be shitting me if you think a $700bn bailout did more harm than a couple of wars where hundreds of thousands of people (lots of them, lots of us) have been killed.

    You asshole.

  45. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by GaryOlson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    BING! BING! BING!
    We have a winner. I am seeing this very poli-drama being played out right now at my institution. The multi-decade tenured staff will not change from business processes implemented to fit a bad system bought 3 decades ago; and will not listen because they don't have to.

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  46. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds to me like the software doesn't work, then. You know, if most customers go, "but we don't work that way," maybe the deficiency really does lie in the software attempting to be a one-size fits all solution in a problem space where tremendous amounts of legitimate variance exist.

    If everybody would just agree to Windows, we'd have no cross platform compatibility issues with Linux, unix, Mac, etc, too. But demanding everybody adapt to fit your vision of how things should work is just about the height of arrogance. And it's unlikely that the ERP consultant demanding a complete overhaul of corporate practices to fit his pet package understands the reasons and rationale for the current practices better than the people saying, "but that's not how our process works."

    Everybody has their reasons. You'd probably have more success with your rollouts if you focused on understanding them up front and working with them, Instead of demanding that the entire rest of the world change to fit your preconceived notions.

  47. Its only virtual money by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 2

    When a country is trillions in debt its all just fictional amounts of money anyways.

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  48. Defense Enterprise Resource Planning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    derp ...

    1. Re:Defense Enterprise Resource Planning by PPH · · Score: 1

      My kingdom for a mod point.

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  49. entitlement spending by whistlingtony · · Score: 2

    1 Billion wasted, but remember people, those entitlement programs need to be cut! They're a waste of money! Private insurance companies have overheads of 20% while the government insurance has around 4%, but lets gut entitlements anyway.... I wish we lived in a data driven world....

  50. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by jackbird · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While I hear what you're saying, government entities, and especially the military, are also subject to legal requirements that they not do things in certain ways, or have unique requirements not accounted for in a 'best practices' system.

  51. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In most organizations the way to fix that is to start firing people. Sorry, "layoffs for restructuring".

    The only times I see something like that work successfully without removing tons of people is to start small. You then slowly move more and more people into it. They each have dozens of ways to run things. You want to move process A to B you will need a procedure for that and training. On top of that you are going to have roadblockers (hint: either neuter them or get rid of them). You can not show up one day and say old process A is no longer any good use B. Then expect the next day everyone is using B. You have to do that for somethings but you need to run both for a little while. Until it becomes painfully obvious to everyone involved that yes B is better. If it is worse, guess what, no one will use it at all.

  52. We should stay the course... by coldsalmon · · Score: 1

    ...that those dollars should not have been spent in vain!

  53. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    "and will not listen because they don't have to" - You just hit the nail on the head sir. The key to any successful ERP implementation is getting buy in from the top down. In other words, the executives support it and will make sure that the people reporting to them are on board too. Otherwise we get what you just described.

  54. Agile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they'd gone with an agile methodology, they'd at least have SOMETHING to show for it!

  55. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I've seen this happen too. Basically people expect the new system to look and behave exactly like their current system, nevermind that their current system is full of hacks and workarounds that exist because it happens to be a manual process. I watched someone shoot down a great web-based system for managing repair centers because it couldn't be made to follow the current process. Nevermind that every time a current process was brought up, it turned out to be a workaround for a manual process that was automated in the new system.

  56. My Proposal by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

    I hereby offer to provide the Air Force with no significant military capability for only $500 million.

  57. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    One of the main reasons that companies put in ERP systems in the first place is to comply with regulatory requirements, primarily around auditing and reporting. These systems are designed to do that. That's why they come delivered with best practice processes for things like HR, Financials, etc. It can be configured in a multitude of ways to suit just about any organization.

    "But demanding everybody adapt to fit your vision of how things should work is just about the height of arrogance" - First of all, I don't demand anyone to do anything. I'm there to help them. If they want me to customize it, I'll customize it. I simply point out to them the hidden costs of doing so.....increased time and effort up front and increased time and effort for every upgrade they will do. At the end of the day it's their software and I'll do what they ask me to do. Secondly, it's not my vision of how things should work. Talk to any seasoned ERP consultant and they will tell you the same thing. Generally speaking you are better off not customizing the software unless you have no other option. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

    "You'd probably have more success with your rollouts if you focused on understanding them up front and working with them, Instead of demanding that the entire rest of the world change to fit your preconceived notions" - I've got a very high success rate, thanks for asking. I have been doing this for a very long time and I bring a considerable amount of experience to the table. That's why people hire me. When I tell my customers what I said above I do it because I want to help them avoid pitfalls that I have seen many times before. I'm not doing it because I want to milk them for more money or make them keep me longer. I'm doing it because I have a professional obligation to advise them on what I think is best for them. And I spend a considerable amount of time taking with their business stakeholders before I offer any advice at all.

  58. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    Yes and that might account for the high failure rate for ERP projects at the federal level. You make a very good point. What I wonder is why, knowing all of this, are ERP systems selected in the first place? Square peg round hole.

  59. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by jackbird · · Score: 1

    Well, what SHOULD they use? I'm actually asking; I don't know.

  60. 90/10 issues by geekoid · · Score: 1

    90% of private company projects.
    You don't hear about it becasue it's a private company and they just don't talk about failures. jn fact, you aren't even likely to heart about failures from other depts. at the same company.

    10% fail. But the press love talking about that, so that's all you hear about, the success rarely even get mentioned.

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  61. Re:And expect to see Republican complaints... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    By "bailout" are you referring to the Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008, the $700 billion financial system bailout that contained the TARP program, that was signed into law by G. W. Bush? The one that was later reduced by $225 billion by the Dodd-Frank act that Obama signed?

  62. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by geekoid · · Score: 2

    Just as often it's the contractors trying to cut corners, over promising, getting lawyers to weasel them out of contract agreements.

    You're assumption the ERP = better business process is wrong. Sometime entrenched process are there for a reason, often a legal reason. Sadly the people who knew that reason have left and no one wanted to spend the money to hire someone to properly record it so they don't know. And they continue to not know until the begin to replace it. Once the agree to replace it they start spending money on the process and people can look into them, only to find out things like "WE have a contract to do it a certain way, or legal requirements mean we have to have this.
    In this state we have to track workers hours this specific way. on and on.

    When thinking of getting an ERP system, you need to investigate if you actually need on first. Too often ti s "This stuff is 'old;" so lets replace it becasue I want something new.

    And ERP system is a box, the real world systems are a blob. Trying to fit those together is difficult and I question any process that doesn't involves 2 year of seriously looking at the current methods before coming up with a plan. after that THEN take bids to discuss which ERP system to get.

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  63. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    Great question. It seems to me you can go one of two ways. Either change the rules that constrict how government agencies are forced to do business or build something from the ground up that conforms to how they do business now. A monumental challenge no matter which way you go. Could the Air Force have built a 100% custom ERP-like system for $1B? Maybe, it's difficult to say. What is certain is that they would have at least something usable after 10 years, which is more than they can claim now.

    Changing the procurement rules....well that's pretty hard to do too. Now you have to get Congress involved and we've seen how swiftly things work there. Part of the problem is that only a very few companies can even BID on a project of that size, and it's the same old players (Northrup Grummond, IBM, Ascenture, etc.) that got them in trouble in the first place.

    I don't want to come off as anti-government here. I've worked with government clients before and they are doing a very difficult job and have little flexibility. Most of them are overworked and underpaid. Heck, if I had all the answers I'd already be rich. Instead I'm just workin' for the man :-)

    Personally I think the best way to go is to create a modern, web based system specific to government requirements. Do all your integrations with XML, that way you can plug into just about any third party system will little or no problem. These off the shelf ERP systems just don't seem to have been designed for Federal requirements. State and Local governments, sure, but Federal...that's another issue all together.

  64. US Army's ERP Going Well... by Sounder40 · · Score: 1

    The US Army's ERP project is going pretty well, though it's had it's problems along the way. The project, called General Fund Enterprise Business System or GFEBS, is nearing completion.

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    1. Re:US Army's ERP Going Well... by Bert+in+VA · · Score: 1

      I have to disagree with this. Most end users I have talked to feel that this system poorly replaces the previous systems and in some cases doesn't even do that. The rumors of the project's success are mostly propaganda from the system developers. I recently saw an advertisement in an Army publication that stated something to the effect that GFEBS is coming whether you like it or not so get ready for it. The ad actually appeared to have been placed by GFEBS. And GFEBS has suffered massive cost overruns as well. Not to the extent that the program in the article has, but several million in USD.

  65. Nothing compared to the Swiss FIS by gidoca · · Score: 1

    Consider me unimpressed. The Swiss military spent 750 Million Dollar on a similar system called "Führungsinformationssystem Heer" that also spectacularly failed to fulfill its intended purpose (or any other purpose, for that matter). While, in absoulte terms, this may not be quite as much as the US Air Force spent, you have to keep in mind that this is the equivalent of a seventh of the annual budget of the Swiss military. Also, they have not stopped this project yet, so there is no saying they won't exceed the US Air Force project.

  66. ERP? by xhrit · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that read that as Erotic Role Play?

    1. Re:ERP? by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one that read that as Erotic Role Play?

      Yes.

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  67. Re:Why? Because people know it sucks. by LeadSongDog · · Score: 1

    $2-3k/person

    Obviously this figure does not include the time wasted training that person on antiquated buttonology, which for most ERPs runs to weeks of lost productivity.

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  68. separate Hype from Truth? by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    The ERP field is filled with so much hype, it's very hard to discern the winners from the losers.
    Sure, consulting firms have "portfolios". Do YOU believe everything in sales literature?

  69. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    Time and again I see clients go out and buy an expensive ERP system only to customize the bejezus out of it to make it look exactly like the systems they are retiring. They are not open to better business practices. Too many political headwinds.

    Ideally, any automation effort (and centralized integration of existing stovepiped non-integrated systems is automation at the level of the boundaries of the pre-existing systems) should (1) support existing processes and make them more efficient by removing inefficiencies that result from non-automated communication, status tracking, information storage and retrieval, etc., and (2) accomodate incremental business process improvements. Any automation effort that doesn't return value by (1) alone initially is flawed from step 1. And if your best opportunity to realize value is making substantive change to the business processes rather than changing the technology implementing your business processes, you should do that instead, not try to hit the moving target of experimental and unproven processes with an automation effort (and that's even more true if its a massive, organization-wide, high-cost automation effort and the processes at issue are important, organization-wide, vital processes.)

    One of the big problems with trying to shoehorn a best practice ERP system into a large government institution is that often they employ worst practices.

    "Best practices" represented by ERP systems generally reflect common industry requirements (which are often shaped by the regulatory landscape); large government instutitions are often subject to radically different operational contexts and regulatory requirements than are common in industry (often to the point of being essentially sui generis in terms of the operational context, particularly when you are talking about the military.) The fact that your product doesn't fit what your customer needs isn't a problem with your customer, its a problem with you offering your product for those needs.

  70. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    Yes and that might account for the high failure rate for ERP projects at the federal level. You make a very good point. What I wonder is why, knowing all of this, are ERP systems selected in the first place? Square peg round hole.

    I think the answer to that is the way that procurement rules, institutional culture, and other factors favor (1) contracting out (and, beyond that -- especially at the federal level but the same is true of State government in many cases -- under a set of contracting constraints where expertise in navigating the contracting-out system is a significant barrier to entry to competition), (2) using COTS solutions to the extent possible, and (3) big bang, monolithic projects over incremental progress toward a goal.

  71. Regardless of this military largesse by klek · · Score: 1

    Regardless, cutting welfare is the most appropriate way to balance the budget.

  72. Where does that debt come from ? ? ? by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

    Where, indeed!

    Now, if they will just provide us with a detailed forensic audit of who make millions off of that deal?

    http://www.ips-dc.org/articles/the_trojan_horse_in_the_debt_debate
    http://www.ips-dc.org/files/5507/IPS-CEO-Campaign-to-Fix-the-Debt-report.pdf

  73. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by Tim12s · · Score: 1

    What kills ERP comes down to two things... because its larger, it takes alot of effort to analyse the whole impact. This means you hire more consultants to analyse the impact resulting in more communication between people... resulting in a slower implementation... resulting in miss communication against expectations... resulting in quickwins to get back on track... resulting in an omniturd.

  74. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    "The fact that your product doesn't fit what your customer needs isn't a problem with your customer, its a problem with you offering your product for those needs." - All the more reason for doing some analysis up front to determine if the product is a good fit for your company. There is no one size fits all solution. It's like buying an Escalade and then complaining that it gets lousy gas mileage. If the software can't do what you want it to do then don't buy it. Keep looking or build something in house.

    I am curious as to how much analysis was done by the powers that be at the Air Force before committing to a contract of this magnitude. My guess would be little or none. Their first mistake was listening to the Oracle salespeople who are notorious for underestimating and oversimplifying. In my experience almost none of them are "software" people in the sense of actually implementing the product. "Oh sure, that's easy. We can do that". Salespeople get their bonuses based on the size of the sale, not how profitable it is. So if it goes way over budget it's not their problem it's a problem for the implementation team. They have already pocketed their bonus and gone off to the next customer. Always, always, get a second opinion on what salespeople are promising you.

  75. Eat that sunk cost fallacy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine if the Air Force had instead spent that money on unlocking the seventh chevron.

  76. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Absolutely. There are only two situations where ERP implementations go off without a hitch. Places where the customer is willing to change 100% to conform to the ERP processes, or places where the exiting processes are consistent, well thought out, routinely followed and fully documented. In the first case you are changing an organizational culture to conform new standards, tools,and processes and implementation is all about change management. In the second case you are modifying a system to support a well defined logical process. Most ERP failures involve customers who think their are case #2 and when shown to be not are less than willing to change.

    Here's a thought experiment:
    Take the people involved with invoicing. Have them all switch jobs/roles for 1 day. Using only documented procedures generate 10 random invoices. When it fails, because it will, you now know that you are not in Group Two. Because if your basic fundamental activity of "Get the Money for work done" is too complicated to be fully documented, then you can rest assured that nothing else in your organization is.

  77. Will it be safe to return to Goldshire now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No more ERP in the tavern?

  78. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by t4ng* · · Score: 1

    This... and the fact that no branch of the military really wants to have an accurate record of anything they do or spend. Congress pushes it on the Pentagon, the Pentagon (or insert branch of military here) keeps moving the goal post on the contractor until the project turns into a great big ball of shit. Then Congress or the Pentagon pulls the plug on the project and blames the contractor!!!

  79. Re:And expect to see Republican complaints... by KiloByte · · Score: 1

    you must absolutely be shitting me if you think a $700bn bailout did more harm than a couple of wars where hundreds of thousands of people (lots of them, lots of us) have been killed

    I'd say even mere suicide rate due to economic hardships caused by the new economic direction by itself caused more deaths than the wars. And then there's a significant decrease of the quality of life for over a billion people.

    It's not the absolute amount of money that counts, this bailout had an enormous leverage with respect to which companies thrived and which did not. Instead of free market, we have crooks having effective rule. And they steal -- sometimes almost directly (like flash trading), sometimes in more subtle ways. It's not just the single $700bn bailout, it's also all the bailouts that followed. Without the US, Europe would let the banksters suffer at least some losses they caused.

    If you're uneasy about comparing deaths to hardships, here's a similar case: a spam message not caught by spam filters takes several seconds of disruption (on the average, it might be less when batched or more when it causes a context switch). This means, a single decent-(or rather indecent)-sized spam run can rob people of more life than a single murder. People get upset when I claim that a spammer is worse than a murderer, but this is what numbers show.

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  80. Are these the guys Romney hired by phrackthat · · Score: 1

    to implement his ORCA GOTV (Get-Out-The-Vote) system?

  81. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by Clsid · · Score: 1

    You probably make a living out of installing ERPs, but hear me out on this. When we were being trained in Systems Engineering, you are taught that you have to watch what is being done, select the right tool to help improve their situation and optimize operations in general. That the tool can be a stack of paper and folders or the most sophisticated computer system is irrelevant. What I consider very wrong from what you are saying is that the enterprise should adapt to the software and not the other way around. If I'm going to spend $1 billion dollars I'd rather take the Industrial Light & Magic approach and build my own tools to do what I need them to do.

    I think with the amount of components nowadays, the task of creating custom systems is more of a problem of creating proper support afterwards than creating the software itself. So if a system like this is so crucial to the company, they should just have a larger MIS department in my opinion.

  82. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    "You probably make a living out of installing ERPs, but hear me out on this." - I do. Go right ahead.

    "What I consider very wrong from what you are saying is that the enterprise should adapt to the software and not the other way around." - Perhaps I was a little unclear. Customers most certainly do customize the software to fit their needs. I've never been on an implementation that didn't have at least some customization. When it comes to ERP systems though it's a double edged sword. You can customize as much as you want but you've got to be careful to do it the right way. You've got to have strict standards and stick to them otherwise when you do an upgrade it will be very difficult to distinguish your code from the delivered code. It works best if you can use delivered things as much as possible and customize where you have to but document it thoroughly and test it well.

    "If I'm going to spend $1 billion dollars I'd rather take the Industrial Light & Magic approach and build my own tools to do what I need them to do." - That's certainly a viable option. From what I understand Amazon and WalMart built theirs from the ground up. I have another thread in here that talks about that.

    "So if a system like this is so crucial to the company, they should just have a larger MIS department in my opinion." - Bingo! Mine too. The mistake that many companies make is underestimating just how much care and feeding these sorts of enterprise class software systems need. Not only in terms of upgrades that can last months or longer but just day to day maintenance...batch jobs, web servers, security...you name it. There are literally millions of lines of code and in some cases thousands of concurrent users and these are often business critical types of applications so it's a big deal if it goes down. For that you need trained and knowledgable staff.

  83. "I love computers" by k6mfw · · Score: 1

    Not sure how my post will be interpreted but this reminds me a blog post in late 90s "I love computers" by a former special forces guy (did all the stuff like weapons, explosives, scuba, parachuting including freefall,etc.) which his diatribe was about computers being implemented so logistics and supply can better manage things. [ ok let me try remembering the details of what I read 15 years ago] He went on writing how everything had to be formatted and input just right or else back to the beginning of the line. His diatribe continues of how he prepare requests for items but logistics person says you gotta do it like this and that (he says will comply but really thinking "f--- you). He went on about armies have been planning and conducting operations for centuries and move logistics of everything from beans to bullets without computers. His last sentence was "why should they listen to me, I'm just a joe."

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  84. Believe me, I remember that buyout well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oracle actually bought them out midway through our project. Would it surprise you to learn that it's been an expensive disaster for the most part? Of course not. Nor will you be shocked to hear that it took much longer than was planned for. But we were told that "THIS PROJECT _WILL_ SUCCEED" from the very top, so of course it "finished" with a successful rollout. It sucks, but they're still throwing hardware at it and it has weekly downtime.

    I gave the guy in charge of it my condolences at the first big project meeting for good reason.

  85. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is often the root of the problem with Government projects. The users claim they have to do things a certain way because of legislative or reporting requirements. The IT people then try and get a system that is the best fit for the existing practices, the contractors over promise to get the job, and off we go with the modifications which blow out the time and cost. It would be better if anyone starting such a project would accept that a significant amount of 'business process re-engineering' is going to be required for the project to work.

  86. this $1B couldn't even do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What no one is tracking is the detail that THIS BILLION DOLLARS WAS SPENT ON JUST INVENTORY! Forget aircraft maintenance, depot workload management, advanced forecasting or supply optimization - these yahoos couldn't even get the receive-place-pick-and-track functions working for inventory! Granted they had to do financials, too, but tons of other organizations have made this work. CSC couldn't even do the basics to set up a where's-my-stuff inventory management system!

  87. Mediawiki by NewYork · · Score: 1

    I think for unstructured data https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mediawiki is better

  88. poor engineers means poor results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've had software engineers come out of the military 'classified' employment system, and they just can't keep up.

    I couldn't get 'clearance' because I've never had it, so they don't get my expertise of delivering programs on cost, on time. Isn't this catch 22?

    If the military wanted to improve their changes of a successful program, they should change their employment practices.

  89. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. I have been involved in dozens of ERP implementations over the years. The software works. When implementations fail it is always, in my experience, because of the people (i.e. management) making the decisions on how to implement the product.

    Me: "Let me show you how Product X handles Accounts Payable"
    Client: "That's not how we do it"
    Me: "This might be a good opportunity to take a look at your current business practices and see if they can be done in a more efficient way"
    Client: "But we've always done it this way"
    Me: "Why?"
    Client "Dunno...just always have. And I doubt that the team is willing to change"
    Me: "Ok, we can customize the product to make it work the way you want but it's going to take more time and money. And when you do an upgrade later on there will be implications as well"
    Client: "Fine. Just make it work the way we do it now"

    And so it goes. Time and again I see clients go out and buy an expensive ERP system only to customize the bejezus out of it to make it look exactly like the systems they are retiring. They are not open to better business practices. Too many political headwinds.

    What does this say about these clowns in the Air Force? It takes them 10 years and $1.03B to realize that the project is going to fail? On an original budget of $88M? One of the big problems with trying to shoehorn a best practice ERP system into a large government institution is that often they employ worst practices. They won't, or can't, change them so you have to end up rewriting the product to fit their ass backwards ways. The whole purpose of implementing an ERP system is to replace aging, stove-piped systems with modern integrated systems. It can work well if it's implemented properly and the right decisions are made along the way. But it's not a magic pill.

    The reason for overruns is simple. They are not spending their own money.

    --
    Leslie Satenstein Montreal Quebec Canada
  90. Robbed by Larry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The system dates back to 2005, when Oracle won an $88.5 million software contract,

    Yea Larry fucked us again. Has this man ANY morals? I guess not.

    This is why I will never buy, support, or work on an Oracle project.

  91. any techies here? by speardane · · Score: 1
    Project cost benefit fails, project gets canned, instead of carrying regardless, just for ego reasons...

    progress at last...

    One day, we might even stop initiating unrealistic projects

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    if "Faith" could be proved with facts - would it still be faith? So why does "Faith" try to present beliefs as fact? -
  92. ERP doesn't work for military software by Bert+in+VA · · Score: 1

    It appears to me that most ERP solutions bring their own business logic to the table and require the business to adjust to their way of doing things. This doesn't work with the military. The requirements are just too different from the commercial world. I believe that the best software solutions come from Commercial Off The Shelf software for everyday word processing, spread sheet, work break down structure, etc. type business functions and custom built software for all other applications. This reduces vendor lock-in, permits for a higher degree of information assurance and allows for special conditions that are unique to military software to be considered from conception. The downside is that cost projection for these type of projects is difficult and the track record for government produced anything is almost always more expensive than production by private enterprise. However, I think that the pros out-weight the cons.

  93. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    Well, that's certainly part of it. That and a general lack of accountability. In the private sector if you screw up a big project you get canned. In public sector you just move on to the next project.

  94. Re:Why? Becasue people know it sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BING! BING! BING!
    We have a winner. I am seeing this very poli-drama being played out right now at my institution. The multi-decade tenured staff will not change from business processes implemented to fit a bad system bought 3 decades ago; and will not listen because they don't have to.

    You must work for the same institution I do.

  95. Should have chosen SAP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    USAF should have went with SAP. US Army, US Navy and DLA (Defense Logistics Agency) doing great running on SAP.