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30 Days Is Too Long: Animated Rant About Windows 8

First time accepted submitter Funksaw writes "Back in 2007, I wrote three articles on Ubuntu 6, Mac OS X 10.4, and Windows Vista, which were all featured on Slashdot. Now, with the release of Windows 8, I took a different tactic and produced an animated video. Those expecting me to bust out the performance tests and in-depth use of the OS are going to be disappointed. While that was my intention coming into the project, I couldn't even use Windows 8 long enough to get to the in-depth technical tests. In my opinion, Windows 8 is so horribly broken that it should be recalled."

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  1. Saw what he wanted to see. by pieisgood · · Score: 3, Insightful

    " Windows 8 is so horribly broken that it should be recalled."

    Now, forgive me, but you can totally enter into windows 8 from a standard windows interface (as I understand it). That and, data shows, people are becoming familiar with it. Put that onto anecdotal evidence that younger individuals pick up the interface just fine and I'm inclined to think you knew what you thought before ever using windows 8.

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    1. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Threni · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, once you've seen what was called Metro before Microsoft discovered that they were going to have to give it another name, and you've googled for `uh..how do I do stuff on my computer like..uh..get the control panel up...shut it down...exit full screen mode on that ugly application` you'll find the Windows key, which allows you entry into a whole new front end, which is a little like Windows 7 only the stuff at the bottom of the screen is missing. You have to move the mouse around in the corners and the edges of the screen and usually the same stuff will appear that appeared last time you sort of moved your mouse around that part of the screen.

    2. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by tepples · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's literally a fucking tutorial that shows you how to access most of what you mentioned

      How are new users of Windows 8 expected to discover that this tutorial exists before they end up accidentally opening weather and not knowing how to make it go away?

    3. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If an average computer user needs a tutorial to figure out how to navigate the 'desktop', it means your UI is not very discoverable.

      An undiscoverable UI is a horrible UI.

    4. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Tom · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, people are amazingly adaptable.

      That doesn't mean what they adapt to is any good. You can create the most horrible UI of all times, intentionally, and if you force them then people will learn to use it. Having to use it because of work or because you know nothing else is a kind of force.

      I haven't used W8 yet, so I don't have an opinion. But I have used most other versions of windows, and the UI is pretty stupid, inconsistent and basically cobbled together. Always has been. Don't see why W8 would be any different all of a sudden.

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    5. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Missing.Matter · · Score: 3, Informative

      The tutorial plays the first time you log on to a new account. It tells you to move your mouse to any corner, and shows you the charms bar opening if you move the mouse to the top right. This gives you shortcuts for search, start, and settings. This accounts for everything the GP complained is hidden and confusing.

    6. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by tepples · · Score: 3, Informative

      [The tutorial in the out-of-box experience of Windows 8] is the first thing that appears when you boot the operating system.

      Is it displayed only when the PC's owner boots the operating system for the first time, or also when another user of the same computer boots the operating system for the first time?

    7. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by tepples · · Score: 2

      shows you the charms bar opening if you move the mouse to the top right

      So why does the charms bar visually slide in from the right center instead of sliding in from the top right corner?

    8. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by DrGamez · · Score: 3, Informative

      Because you can move to the bottom right and do the same thing. Or press WIN+C. Or maybe because Microsoft isn't really great at UIs? Who knows.

    9. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by jonbryce · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "But I have used most other versions of windows, and the UI is pretty stupid, inconsistent and basically cobbled together. Always has been. Don't see why W8 would be any different all of a sudden."

      Prepare to be surprised and blown away, and not in a good way.

      It kind of reminds me of people on here when Slashdot first launched.

      "I've just installed Red Hat 3 on my machine, and it can't find my CD drive despite the fact I installed it from a CD
      "That's really easy. You just fire up xterm, type su, enter your root password, then type mount -t iso9660 /dev/cdrom /mount/cdrom . You must be a complete idiot if you can't figure that out."

      A bit later

      "Great, that works. However I can't get the CD out of the drive now
      "You need to unmount it first you idiot"

      Linux has moved on since those days. It has improved, and is much more user friendly now. Windows 8 is a major step backwards.

    10. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by lgw · · Score: 2

      I never saw any such thing the first time I used Windows 8. Perhaps because it was a work machine, and so created from an image, like most corproate machines? An image that was already used and tested for basic functionality before being pushed out?

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    11. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Deathlizard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How To close Metro Apps:
      http://windows.microsoft.com/en-US/windows-8/how-close-app

      The above would have solved his "Farting Goblin" problem right there, although also having a way to disable gestures on the trackpad would work too.

      Frankly, allowing the screen gestures to be preformed on a trackpad is just plain stupid. Not having a way to turn them off without editing the registry is even worse. That being said, if he was just using a keyboard and mouse he would have probably had an easier time.

    12. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by JWW · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The fact that the "magic button" to close full screen apps is an archaic key combo from windows 3.1 is a key indicator of how bad this interface is. I mean alt -f4 is a great shortcut key, but for that to be the great "answer " for closing full screen apps. Yes, I count that as a fail.

    13. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Notice how every Windows 8 "fan" (shill?) says they got used to it, mentions that 3 and 5 years olds can use it, that sort of stuff.

      The whole point is the UI is not supposed to be something TO GET USED TO! If I go from a Windows 95 system to a Windows 98 system, it is seamless--the start menu is the same. If I go from Windows 98 to Windows Me or Windows 2000, similar. If I go to Windows XP, they just changed it so the start menu is no longer cascading across most of the screen. If I go to Windows Vista "Start" is replaced with the Windows logo but is still there. If I go to Windows 7, the user experience is similar to that of Vista, but certain things open faster.

      Now, if I go to Windows 8, I have a disorganized mess of tiles--not even alphabetized within their categories, and I have to scroll through them in a slower horizontal manner rather than a faster vertical manner. Can I get used to doing it that way? Yes. Should I have to get used to it? No, that means the user interface is kludgy and broken.

      At the very least, I should have--by default--alphabetized tiles. Let me rearrange them as I see fit if I want to, but they should be alphabetized by default and not requiring any additional clicks to make them alphabetized.

      Then Windows 8 barely allows multitasking. What if I want to have four windows open at once, and want to quickly toggle between them either by clicking the window title bar OR using the taskbar? Again, it's clear Windows 8 only allows one primary task at a time and only allows a peek at one secondary task.

      They broke the UI, they broke the very reason Windows existed for multitasking. The operating system is supposed to be a tool for launching applications and getting things done, and not someting to get used to. See also the latest UIs in Linux that try to be revolutionary in some way, just be static and consistent with small incremental changes that the user can turn off and restore the OS to the way they want it to be used.

    14. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by firewrought · · Score: 2

      The tutorial plays the first time you log on to a new account..... This accounts for everything the GP complained is hidden and confusing

      A video is a poor substitute for a well-designed user interface. For one thing, the forced-pace of a video can overwhelm new users [for whom it seems to fast] and tempt experts [for whom it seems to slow] to skip the tutorial altogether. But mainly, all forms of documentation (videos, manuals, etc.) exist separately from the artifact they document. They have to be remembered or referenced and mentally paired up with what the user is currently looking at. By contrast, design cues (labels, shadows, animations, etc.) are welded to the exact moment and place in which a user is trying to figure something out.

      That's not to say that good design can completely eliminate the need for documentation, but should you need to watch a video to figure out how to launch an app on a modern OS? Or open the control panels / system settings / whatever you want to call them? This is a solved problem in OS design, and Microsoft doesn't get a bye in my book for adding a tutorial to compensate--that they tried to paper over it in that fashion is evidence of design denialism at Redmond.

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    15. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by Vanderhoth · · Score: 2

      I disagree, while we as technical users know about alt-tab and keyboard short cuts others may not. I admit shortcut keys are not my first method of interaction, you have to know about the shortcut before you can use it and I've often just developed a habit of creating a "my computer" shortcut on my taskbar or shortcuts to the most commonly used folders. Point being because I've created other work arounds I don't always learn the shortcut keys so I don't always know them off the top of my head.

      For non-technical users, I can use my wife, mother-in-law and Father-in-law as examples. They've all been using computers since the windows 3.1 days. The start menu was introduced in 95, as the video points out, which means there has been 15+ years of training to use a "start" button of sorts. My wife couldn't figure out the Win8 laptop we were looking at at Staples, but was easily able to figure out Linux Mint with the MATE desktop because it has all the same elements that have been in windows since 95. Similarly, I gave my father-in-law an old broken widows vista laptop which I installed Ubuntu on with all the default settings. He was able to start using it right away with no questions, even with the unity interface. My mother-in-law saw how fast it was running and asked if I would put Ubuntu on their XP desktop as well, which had been suffering from performance issues. I did and I haven't heard from them in a months where I was getting weekly calls from them before to help sort out issues they were having. I saw them last week and asked how things were going. No issues at all, they're happy.

      Maybe after a few years of the Metro interface people will just get use to it, but my feeling is there's going to be so much push back that MS will remove it for PC in windows 9 or at least make win9 boot to a desktop mode, which will be fixed with no hidden menus, and allow the user to go to the Metro interface only when they want to, not force them there when the machine starts. I'm sure MS choose this approach on purpose because given the choice people will actively avoid Metro so they'll never get use to it, similarly with how they forced the ribbon interface. Everyone complained, I still don't like it, but after months of using it eventually figured out where everything was and were able to make due. One of the improvements between Office 2007 and Office 2010 was they got rid of the round windows 7 style start button and replaced it with a green "File" option, that in itself made the interface ten times better, for me at least.

    16. Re:Saw what he wanted to see. by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      Its standard, right until you say "wait, I want to open the File Explorer", and you look for Start Menu --> Computer-- which has been a convention in one form or another for about 15 years. So you press start menu, and all of a sudden youre dropped into this bizarre interface, with no indication of how to do a text search, and no indication of how to get out of it.

      Or you launch Internet Explorer on the desktop and it looks normal,and then one day you try to launch it by hitting Windows and typing "internet + [enter]", and all of a sudden youre in this bizarre interface again, and IE looks totally different.

      Or you decide you want to log off, and you realize theres absolutely nothing anywhere that indicates you should hover your mouse over the bottom right corner and click "settings".

      Or you decide you want to close your Metro apps, and it takes you about 2 hours of fiddling to realize that if you hover bottom right (but DONT CLICK!) and swipe upwards you get a list of the apps.

      All of this stuff might make some degree of sense if I had a touchscreen; but having to constantly think "how would I do this if it were a tablet" doesnt scream "professional UI design", it screams "awkward".

  2. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hey just because its easier to brainwash a child does not mean we should be attempting to brainwash ourselves.

    Also 3 is way to young to be allowed electronics or access to IT/telecommunications. Not until 5 yrs old and only with supervision and seriously protective software installed (I want my kids to be expert A+ hackers, not 2cnd rate script kiddies)

  3. Re:Not again... by fredprado · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No amount of ranting is enough in this matter. Windows 8 is trash.

  4. Looks like a zero punctuation short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    This video shows that you just can't copy Yahtzee Croshaw without his motor mouth rambling, it just doesn't feel right :D

    Captcha: copied :D

  5. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not conviced. From both design and functionality standpoints it's utterly horrible, and a kid isn't going to fix that.

  6. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah, the author's attitude is more than a little arrogant. You expect reasonable people to give your video a chance after speaking like that?

    Yes I have used Windows 8, and while I am one of the hoards who loves the old start menu, apart from that change Win 8 is simply better. 7 was excellent, 8 has a few improvements over that.

  7. Really? by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 3, Informative

    I just finished building a budget pc to replace a dinosaur. I put the XP SP3 on and did a clean 'upgrade' to 8 Pro. After three days, I have to say I quite like it. I mostly use the desktop but flipflop to the metro stuff now and then too. Still a bit put off by lack of start button but I've not really gone too deep into the whole Win8 thing to find out all the short cuts and other features (I've not had to). BTW, my other OS on the machine is FreeBSD so hardly a rah rah MSFT guy. But I do think much of the hyperobole against it is misplaced.

  8. One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by ios+and+web+coder · · Score: 4, Informative

    It seems a bit over the top for the context, but it is well-done.

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    1. Re:One of the Best Usability Rants I've Ever Seen by ios+and+web+coder · · Score: 4, Informative

      Unfortunately, he mispeld "Nielsen."

      Those guys get upset when we don't spell write.

      As someone who has done plenty of criticizing (and received it), I can say that we need to get our facts straight when we do it.

      That said, I'm a HUGE proponent of usability. I think tecchies, as a species, tend to really suck at it (I include myself, there). I am constantly amazed at how "stupid" my users are.

      Except...they can be doctors, lawyers, scientists, engineers, teachers, etc. Real smart folks.

      When a whole bunch of real smart folks make the same mistake, over and over again, then it's probably a real good idea to examine the usability of the interface.

      This book changed the way I view the world (Don Norman is Nielsen's buddy). Ever since I read it, I learned a new appreciation for human interface.

      Serving a constituency that tends to take personal frustration and embarrassment out in rather pithy fashion helps to keep me focused on making UX accessible.

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  9. First World Problems by KiwiSurfer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have been using Windows 8 for the last few weeks and it seems to work just as well as Windows 7 did on the same machine. I suspect most of the issues the OP is having is just due to change anxiety due to for example the new Metro interface. Metro does take a while to get used to but like the ribbon it grows on you after a while. I think there are better things to rant about than Windows 8 to be honest.

    1. Re:First World Problems by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The ribbon is a horrible UI design. At least with menu (bars) you can SEE ALL your choices. WIth the ribbon if your window width is too small you don't. It also completely sucks that you can't customize it like you could with a REAL tool bar.

      With that said I actually like the Ribbon on OS X Office because I have BOTH -- menu bars AND ribbon. Forcing users to only work ONE way tells me the UI designer was an retard who doesn't understand HOW people use computers.

    2. Re:First World Problems by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ribbon are incredibly intuitive. I see non computer people understand them immediately.
      People who can't think beyond what is staring them in the face may have some issues.

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    3. Re:First World Problems by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

      At least with menu (bars) you can SEE ALL your choices. WIth the ribbon if your window width is too small you don't.

      Ribbon starts removing functions from view when the windows is less than 1024 pixels wide (depending on the specific ribbon. Most are much less than this). According to stat counter, this accounts for about 15% of internet users.

      Further, with menu bars, you can see all the menu options, just as you can in a ribbon (e.g. File, Edit, Insert etc. in a menu bar vs. Home, Inset, Design etc. for the Word ribbon). The menu entries within the menu headings are equivalent to the functions on the ribbon. Within these menu entries are further nested lists and flyout windows, which are always hidden no matter the resolution. So while the menu bar might be better for 15% of users, it's worse for 85%.

      Finally, in the menu bar system, tool bars are also a interface common item. These also typically hide functions as the window size decreases.

      It also completely sucks that you can't customize it like you could with a REAL tool bar.

      Ribbons are completely customizable in Office 2010 and above. You can even create your own ribbons. In Windows 8 ribbon and Office ribbons, you also get a quick access toolbar to pin items. The Windows 7 explorer shell did not allow these customizations.

    4. Re:First World Problems by benjfowler · · Score: 2

      I beg to differ. I think the Ribbon is a very clever piece of design, apart from how they mix nouns and verbs.

      Actions get grouped logically, and bigger buttons are bound to more common buttons. Going the other way, the size of the button gives cues to how important that function is.

    5. Re:First World Problems by DrGamez · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There is no discoverability within Windows 8, it's the worst aspect about it. A note on the Metro apps: you aren't "supposed" to close them, and in the early DP versions there wasn't a way to close them at all. They have their own memory-management/PLM processes, and when they haven't been used for a set time - they Suspend and close in the background.

    6. Re:First World Problems by justthinkit · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Here is a big problem with ribbons...you are trying to fit every single button you will ever need on one ribbon.
      .

      You might have 8 or 10 application menus. Each of these menus might take up 25% of the screen when you display it. Crunching the math you have several whole screens of menu info....jammed into a "ruler" that takes up a fifth or less of the screen. It's a simple math problem.

      I've embraced PKZIP since the PKARC and even ARC days, but interface compression is not my thing.

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    7. Re:First World Problems by chrismcb · · Score: 2

      Metro does take a while to get used to but like the ribbon it grows on you after a while.

      The ribbon doesn't grow on you, I loathe it now, just as much as I loathed it when it was being designed.
      Metro has a couple of problems. It works ok with a touch device, but not so much with a mouse. This needs to be solved.
      A lack of a start menu is HUGE for people who primarily use the desktop (and don't go into this 'use only half the OS thing, some programs are desktop only) Metro is a very poor replacement for a start menu. And not just because it is full screen.
      Solving these two issues will make Win 8 a much more usable OS. At least from a desktop perspective. There are other issues from a touch perspective.

    8. Re:First World Problems by chrismcb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ribbon are incredibly intuitive.

      Actually that is part of the problem. The Ribbon isn't intuitive. Well more the organization, but I go to the insert menu to insert something. But no that command is on another tab. I go to the data tab to work with some data, again the item is on another tab.
      Just because non computer people use them immediately (what else are they supposed to do?) doesn't mean they are better. A ribbon is basically a sticky menu.

    9. Re:First World Problems by JBMcB · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The ribbon UI is so awesome, that Visual Studio doesn't have it (thank God) So the people who actually *write Microsoft software* don't like the ribbon.

      So there's that.

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    10. Re:First World Problems by slashmydots · · Score: 2

      I, to this day, cannot figure out how to actually close a tile app or whatever. If I "make it go away" I don't know if it's minimized and still running or not. There is NO indicator other than task manager. Label-less buttons are label-less buttons and it's stupid no matter how you look at it or how used to it you get. FFS, "shut down" is solely located under "Settings." There is no logic and no excuse for that. So stop making excused and admit it's one gigantic, poorly laid out piece of crap because IT IS.

  10. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    3 year old

    five year old

    I would expect them to be better at it. It was designed for them.

  11. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's getting old. This shill account might be pretty old (879048), yet just check the posting history. Not a single post not related to Microsoft.

  12. Re:Not again... by Luke727 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem is not that it's difficult to learn (though it is a bit of a shock at first); the problem is that some people just don't like it. You might be perfectly content with a touch-first tablet interface on your desktop, but Windows 8 will never touch any of my personal machines. That being said, I am still interested to try it out on a tablet device where many of the design decisions might actually make sense.

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  13. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because three- and five-year olds don't actually have to get any work done?

  14. Re:Not again... by LiquidHAL · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've been using it. I don't like the metro UI, so I installed a tiny program I found on ninite.com called Classic Start, self-explanatory. It works, I don't interact with metro, everything behaves as expected. Before that I classified it as a minor annoyance. They made some poor design decisions, but I don't understand the tantrums and hyperbole, I do all my work in the browser or in programs and there's no change there. And the desktop is virtually identical to windows 7. MMC, powershell, command line, control panel are the same. It might be because I've always used keyboard shortcuts to navigate windows, I just don't understand the vitriol.

  15. Re:Not again... by Arker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why would I want to use an interface designed for a 3 year old? Hmm? Come on.

    Yes I use the command line and the function keys and I can fly around the thing when I have to. Doesnt change the fact it's just about the worst interface imaginable, and confuzzles the regular users to no end, resulting in them constantly calling me to figure out how to do the simplest of things. I am not saying previous windows interfaces were all that great, but in general people had gotten to the point of being accustomed to them at least. Breaking things for the sake of breaking things does not a good product make.

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  16. For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Rossman · · Score: 2, Informative

    He's not real bright.

    You can pretty much use Windows 8 just like Windows 7, just the "start menu" is now fullscreen. Press the windows key, start typing what you want, bingo.

    1. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by tepples · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You can pretty much use Windows 8 just like Windows 7, just the "start menu" is now fullscreen.

      Which is exactly the problem. You lose conveyance: there's no obvious way to discover how to open the Start menu with the mouse. And you lose context: opening the Start menu completely covers up the application you're using,

    2. Re:For a guy who "learned Linux"... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

      here's no obvious way to discover how to open the Start menu with the mouse

      Don't confusion "intuitiveness" with "habit." For a completely novice user there was no obvious way in Windows 7 or Windows Vista to open the start menu either. People just knew how to open the start menu because they were trained to do so in Windows 95-XP, where it was labeled (even 95 had a tutorial on what the start menu was and how to open it. Microsoft also had an ad campaign on the start menu). Windows Vista removed the label, and replaced it with a plain orb. Okay.... it's a graphic element at least, obvious it's a menu, right? Well then why did people have so much trouble with the Office orb, which looked exactly the same as the start orb: an orb with the office logo, but was at the top instead of the bottom. No one had been trained to click the office button at the top right, so now all of a sudden that element was unintuitive and and non-obvious.

      Non-obviousness is not an issue. There are plenty of non-obvious and hidden interface designs that are good, like right context menus, double clicking, click drag, keyboard shortcuts, etc. As long as you have the training to use these interfaces, then they're fine. I don't need a label everywhere telling me where to right click and where to click drag and where to double click. Windows 8 gives you enough instruction to find the basics of the OS the first time you log on, which is more than can be said for Windows 7.

  17. What else runs Windows applications? by tepples · · Score: 5, Informative

    Tens of millions of licenses have been sold because there's no choice. One buys a PC with an operating system to view and edit files, and a lot of industries have standardized on file formats exclusive to applications that are in turn exclusive to Windows. Windows 8 is the only thing that sort of reliably runs these applications that Microsoft still sells for bundling with a new PC. If Windows 7 were still widely available, tens of millions of Windows 7 licenses would be sold instead. If application publishers made a point of supporting Wine, at least millions (if not tens of millions) of Xubuntu licenses would be sold instead.

  18. Re:Not again... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No...what recoiledsnake means is this:

    If you use a computer like a 3 year old, then Windows 8 is perfect. That includes splashy, bright coloured interfaces, and chunky buttons big enough that someone lacking good fine motor control can still click on them.

    For anybody who actually uses a computer like an adult, though, it sucks rocks.

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  19. But it's a lot easier than punch cards by rasper99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Some of us started on paper tape and punch cards. Windows 8, Unity, whatever. It's not going to stay the same forever. Cry me a river!

  20. Re:Not again... by some+old+guy · · Score: 2

    I have no use for an OS or GUI designed for 3-year-olds.

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  21. Re:Not again... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So removing windowing, and requiring all programs to be full screen, so only able to run one program at a time, is an improvement to you?
    This is Windows 1.01 level technology, not an improvement on Windows 7.

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  22. Soooooo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm holding it wrong?

    1. Re:Soooooo... by DrGamez · · Score: 2

      You're complaining about the wrong things. Windows 8 isn't any worse than Windows 7 because Windows as a whole isn't very good. Complaining that this version has a funky full screen menu is really missing the forest for the trees.

  23. Re:Not again... by Russ1642 · · Score: 4, Funny

    My three year old got on my computer and sold my car, bought some drugs, and posted nude photos of herself on Facebook. But seriously, what's with the FUD over electronics and children? Get over yourself.

  24. Re:Not again... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you can avoid metro, it's pretty usable.

    But metro intrudes at annoying times for various routine tasks. Frustrating indeed. Showing how a child can perform cherry-picked tasks doesn't change this.

  25. We're not 3 & 5 yr. old children/blank slates. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    QUESTION: Why'd Microsoft attempt to shove something down folks' throats they didn't, & clearly DON'T, want (and the figures show that much backing me)?

    * Answer me a another question: Why should I, or anyone else, have to learn anything new they didn't WANT IN THE 1st PLACE??

    (We're all used to the Win9x style interface, there was nothing wrong with it @ all - so what was YOUR point???)

    Understand this as well, per my subject-line above:

    You're using "blank slates" in 3 & 5 yr. old children!

    So - have you considered the rest of us are NOT "blank slates", & that we're already conditioned & used to something we've all used for, what?? 17 yrs. or more now???

    Please... your links are comparing us to children who haven't gotten used to a damned thing yet.

    E.G.-> Why don't you learn how to drive a crane to work instead of your car... oh, wait - what's that?? You aren't used to it??? What's the MATTER with you, boy!!!

    APK

    P.S.=> A cardinal rule of sales: You can't sell something people don't want... & they do NOT want to have to LEARN what they do not want to - get it? Good... now, try make Microsoft understand that, & thanks.

    Above ALL else here - This, from me? It isn't "negativity"... it's just telling it how it is, & I'm probably 1 of a VERY SMALL MINORITY AROUND HERE (windows fans, vs. *nix folks)

    ... apk

  26. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's the primary interface because they will collect a 30% fee of the retail sales price of every program written for it. So obviously they want to coerce people into using it.

  27. Re:Not again... by tepples · · Score: 4, Insightful

    too bad Windows 8 does exactly none of that.

    Until you accidentally swipe the wrong way, and your desktop disappears and is replaced by a full-screen weather application.

  28. It's not Vista by stox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Coming from someone who has had a deep and long dislike of Microsoft, Windows 8 is not that bad. Metro is half baked and feels like it was tossed in at the last moment. Other than that, I have had less issues with Windows 8 than its predecessors.

    Now then, what were they thinking with Metro? I have no idea. It feels half assed, and adds no value. The screen looks like someone's idea for webcasting push technology from the late 1990's.

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  29. I felt stupid... by benjfowler · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just out of interest, I walked into a PC World store to check out the new touch-screen PCs running Windows 8.

    I timed myself: I was sitting there trying to work out how to do the gesture to get the Start screen. 90 seconds later, I simply gave up.

    Windows 8, even on high-spec hardware with multitouch displays is completely unintuitive, completely undiscoverable, clunky, and amateur-looking.

    I am GOBSMACKED, that Microsoft claimed that they've put a million user-hours into usability testing.

    It'll snow in Hell before I put my hand in my pocket to upgrade.

  30. have kids try working desktop and metro apps at th by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    have kids try working desktop and metro apps at the same time.

    MS will need to let you install metro apps out side of the app store and let up on some of the sand boxing as well.

    The Sandboxing in the app store apps just get's in the way of many work flows.

  31. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft needs to destroy Android or they will lose their monopoly pricing power, and the only way to do that is with pushing Windows Phone and it's Metro application stack. If the users see desktop first there's no reason for Metro apps to be developed, and with no applications, no reason to by WinPho.

  32. Dunno... by roc97007 · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's inevitably going to be fans for any OS, even windows ME.

    Since we have a Windows 7 slate that I really wanted to upgrade (read: make usable, as 7 is pants on a slate) daughter and I went to an Office Despot that had Win8 running on a big touch screen monitor, and I tried to get it to do stuff. Never touched Win8 before, but had worked on most previous Windows operating systems, (starting with 3.1, 3.51, 95, 98 SE, NT 4, 2000, ME (shudder), XP (still using it) and 7, plus experience with server 2000 and 2008) how hard could it be?

    I massaged the screen for about ten minutes and couldn't get it to do anything useful. Oh, you can touch a tile and something happens, but it's easy to get into a mode where it's not at all obvious how to get out. GUIs, especially touch GUIs, should have visual cues on how to navigate, or at very least do things in consistent ways.

    After awhile, daughter pushed me aside, as she has experience with Windows 7, Android and iOS on touchscreen, she wanted to take a crack at it. She figured out how to get out from where I had gotten stuck, but not much else after another ten minutes of pawing at the thing. Like 7, there seems to be little cabalistic gestures one has to learn to perform certain actions in 8, and they don't seem to be similar to what you had to do in 7. We finally gave up.

    Mind you, I'm sure it's possible to learn Windows 8. The point is, it's not at all obvious how to use it.

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    1. Re:Dunno... by Sepodati · · Score: 2

      The only thing you have to learn is to go to a corner. Lower left corner to Start. Top left corner to switch between applications. Right corners for search (no matter what (metro) appliation you're in, settings, etc.

      It's new, rather than the same old stuff... so I expect there to be a little learning...

    2. Re:Dunno... by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      So, there's two different ways to do things depending on whether you're using a mouse or a touch gesture. I'm sure there are reasons why they had to do it that way, but it strikes me as incoherent.

      One of the biggest issues I had was that there's no visual cues as to what you're supposed to touch. Buttons and labels look exactly the same.

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    3. Re:Dunno... by lgw · · Score: 2

      Yes, but none of that stuff is easily discoverable. Usability doesn't measure whether it's possible to do what you want, but whether it's easy to figure out how to accomplish a task without asking someone.

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  33. Amnesia as you go through a doorway by tepples · · Score: 5, Interesting

    treat the Start screen like a full-screen version of the Start menu

    And because it's full-screen, it all but encourages the user to forget what he's working on. Ever have amnesia as you go through a doorway? The fact that the Start screen is full-screen is like that.

    You don't need a Start orb to click on -- just hit the Windows key.

    How are users who have been opening the Start menu with the mouse for a decade and a half expected to discover the Windows key?

    1. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Informative

      How are users who have been opening the Start menu with the mouse for a decade and a half expected to discover the Windows key?

      They're not. They're expected to move their mouse to the corner where they remember having it, and clicking there, which brings up the Start screen. Furthermore, when they first log into the OS, it plays a short video that urges them to do just that.

    2. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by tepples · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They could try looking at their keyboards for starters.

      First, if they forgot the OOBE tutorial video (or never watched it in the first place because they're using someone else's account for a short time), how would they know to look at the keyboard, as opposed to exhaustively scanning the screen and then giving up? Second, how would they associate "picture of a flag" with the Start screen? Third, I've known gamers to pry off their Windows keys or buy Windows key-less keyboards because accidentally pressing the Windows key while reaching for Ctrl or Alt or Z during a full-screen game makes certain games fail.

    3. Re:Amnesia as you go through a doorway by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How are users who have been opening the Start menu with the mouse for a decade and a half expected to discover the Windows key?

      They're not. They're expected to move their mouse to the corner where they remember having it, and clicking there, which brings up the Start screen. Furthermore, when they first log into the OS, it plays a short video that urges them to do just that.

      Erm, you mean they're supposed to INTUITIVELY know to move their mouse to some point on the screen WHERE THERE IS NOTHING and CLICK THE NOTHING?

      Sounds like a perfect description of COMPLETE UI FAILURE to me.

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  34. Re:This guy is an idiot by Missing.Matter · · Score: 3, Informative

    I can't really see the benefit of Windows 8 over 7 at the moment though so I'm considering going back.

    Why even bother going back? Just install a start menu replacement (one of dozens available), and you'll have a machine that looks and acts like Windows 7. You'll never even have to touch metro, as they disable hot corners and boot to desktop. Then you retain the performance, security, and new features in Windows 8, with all the benefits of Windows 7.

  35. Which is why I'm not an early adopter! by eagee · · Score: 2

    Seriously, there's a lot that's broken about Windows 8 right now, but I'm willing to give Microsoft the benefit of the doubt long term. I'm certainly not going to upgrade until they've fixed a lot of their poor UX decisions, but I'm pretty sure they'll figure it out by the next version. Microsoft "Window" is a very apt analogy at the moment, but I'm putting my money on this being a success long term.

  36. Re:Unusable? by plaukas+pyragely · · Score: 2

    Happy user of Lenovo X1. Got it with Windows8 (no other option), played for 4 hours and installed Ubuntu. And since Windows for some reason showed me that there's only 65 gigs of free space left on my shiny new computer with 128Gb(Gib?) SSD I wiped windows cleanly (including recovery partition).

    I also got a new Dell workstation at work. Not sure if it was managements fault or there is no choice but it came with Windows8, which was wiped immediately. Got it on VirtualBox now for IE testing which is about 1hr/month. I'm not sure if many of those millions had a choice.

  37. Re:Not again... by exomondo · · Score: 2

    So removing windowing, and requiring all programs to be full screen, so only able to run one program at a time, is an improvement to you?

    You seem to be confused between Windows RT and Windows 8, the latter (which is what we are talking about) does not have the attributes you describe.

  38. Re:Not again... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

    and is replaced by a full-screen weather application.

    Which can be run side by side with the desktop and other apps, and does not prevent any other applications from running. The fact that some subset of programs run fullscreen does not mean Windows 8 requires all programs run full screen, and only one program can run at a time. This would be like saying "Windows 7 removes windowing, and requires all programs to be full screen, so only able to run one program at a time" just because you run games in fullscreen mode.

    In fact, even for the programs that run full screen (metro apps) they can run in the background simultaneously, and side by side.

  39. Re:Say what you will, by Nolas · · Score: 2, Informative

    no, he IS an idiot. he could not figure out how to close a metro app. you click and you drag it down to the bottom of the screen and let go. real super easy. He spent 30 minutes and could not figure this out. It took me about 8 seconds. He is an idiot.

  40. the short version of this by RobertLTux · · Score: 2

    If you HAVE to deal with a Win8 system then install classic shell and be done with it

    If you think the measure of things is how a 3 year old does them then i would suggest your choices are a bit different beginning with say your underwear,

    note for MS please restore the Start menu/Orb at least as an option for SP1

    note for IT managers please allow things like Classic Shell so that your folks can get WORK done.

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  41. Re:Unusable? by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Tens of millions of licenses have been forced down the throats of new pc and laptop buyers...."

    FTFY

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  42. Re:Cake by Sepodati · · Score: 2

    I've never had the "swipe" issues the author pointed out and I haven't heard anyone else in the family complaining about it. Maybe it's a logitech driver / config problem? I'll try it out later, though, as swiping may be easier to get used to rather than going into the top right corner to switch between applications.

    And you open up the left hand sidebar to close any application that's running, btw. Figured that out in the first few minutes of using Win8. Too bad the author couldn't figure that out.

  43. metro UI switcher and Classic shell by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2

    Use those two tools to make it even easier.

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  44. Re:Not again... by Andrio · · Score: 2

    I don't give a shit that a small child can interact with a device and get stuff to happen. My needs are a lot different than a child's.

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  45. Re:Not again... by atheistmonk · · Score: 5, Funny

    My Model M doesn't have a Windows key, you insensitive clod!

  46. Re:Not again... by pudding7 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So you're ignoring half the OS, and you've installed a 3rd party application to make the part you aren't ignoring actually usable?

  47. Great Comments about Windows 8 by dtjohnson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Basically, he discusses the four c's: control, conveyance, continuity, and context, and gives examples about why all of these are horribly back-leveled from earlier Windows versions. Most damningly, he points to reduced control by the user...which is a trend that seems to have permeated through Windows since Windows 95. He summarizes by referring to someone else who observed that Windows 8 was really designed for content consumption by the user rather than content creation as personal computer devices were originally intended for. Content consumption is probably the main purpose of a tablet but we will still need content creation equipment and Windows 8 appears poorly suited for that, while not offering any alternative due to ending sales of Windows 7. His most damning comment is that Windows 8 is "user hostile." The best thing about his comments is that they will (hopefully) start the discussion about what capabilities need to be retained in future personal computers and future Windows versions.

  48. Re:Not again... by jonbryce · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not. You need very intricate mouse control to use the charms bar for example.

  49. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    You know why I say Fuck You? Because your links are like boasting how easy it is to bypass an AES128 encrypted file by watching a fucking youtube video that shows you the key. If you don't know something, I don't care how short a video is if I shouldn't have to watch it in the first place. So, fuck you.

  50. Love the Settings part. by taxman_10m · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How is a person supposed to know what to type to find a thing that isn't listed? This has frustrated me at times in Ubuntu also. Why the menu hate?

  51. Re:Not again... by DrGamez · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I replied to the wrong dude. Even quoted the wrong dude. gj me! high fives all-around, no more eggnog while on the internet.

  52. Re:Not again... by MonkeyPaw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That is sort of the point. You aren't using it like Windows 8 you are using it like Windows 7 with a 3rd party application to make it MORE like Windows 7.

    The complaint is Windows 8 out of the box is junk.

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  53. Is it just me, is this guy the voice... by bagboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    on the Princess Bride? INCONCEIVABLE!

    1. Re:Is it just me, is this guy the voice... by Funksaw · · Score: 2

      on the Princess Bride? INCONCEIVABLE!

      Awesome! I know I have a weird voice, but there's worse things to compare it to.

  54. Re:This guy is an idiot by pudding7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'll just copy my reply to another similar post... So you're ignoring half the OS, and you've installed a 3rd party application to make the part you aren't ignoring actually usable?

  55. Re:Not again... by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 2

    Nope. He means the way I try to move my mouse to the right to moderate something on Slashdot in Firefox, and Windows 8 thinks I am using the right swipe gesture and changes to next application (Weather if always open, and is very often the next app). That is what he means.

  56. Re:Not again... by Nerdfest · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think you'll find that over the next couple of versions, that the 'classic' interface disappears or has reduced functionality. Anyone think this is not gong to happen? Apple set the precedent, now Microsoft is going to try cashing in on the same lock-in. Buying or using Windows 8 is funding the loss of your ability to actually 'own' your own hardware, same as iOS.

  57. Re:This guy is an idiot by Missing.Matter · · Score: 4, Informative
  58. Re:Usability by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2

    It means you don't use your computer for anything serious.

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  59. Re:Not again... by Octorian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are two fundamental problem with the "just install XYZ add-on and it becomes tolerable" perspective.

    1) Every time you have to use the computer of someone not savvy enough to want/install such a thing, you're stuck with the horrible stock configuration.
    2) Every time you have to use a locked-down/policy-controlled computer, you're stuck with the horrible stock configuration.

    #1 kinda reminds me of having to use the Gentoo or Ubuntu machine of someone who has different command-line needs from install-to-that-point.
    #2 is a tad less of a short-term concern, since many of those are just moving from XP to 7, but a serious long-term concern if things aren't fixed in 9.

  60. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Mashiki · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is a user problem, Windows 8 also works fine for me. And it seems to work fine for a buddy of mine who I just built a computer for. I gave him the choice of Win7 or Win8. And he took Win 8 and was off doing what he was doing before with minimal difficulty.

    Does that mean it's perfect? Hardly, but people stuck in their ways with the UI or have a bug up their ass over it are going to continue to throw a hissy fit no matter what.

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  61. No shit by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am not at all a fan of Metro, I think it is a stupid decision to try and force their tablet sales, and it isn't going to work. I dislike the start screen, and on my personal work desktop I replace it with a start menu (Start 8 is my choice).

    However it is not hard to use. It is different, and I feel a number of the things it does make for a less efficient workflow, but it is not hard. Inferior to what it replaced, but not hard.

    So if you truly can't figure it out you are either:

    1) Extremely technically inept. No shame there, but don't write for a technical publication.

    2) A moron, in which case please try and get your learn-on and don't be.

    3) Trolling/lying, in which case please stop.

    I get tired of the tech troll types trying to make Windows 8 out to be worse than it is. That is stupid and it weakens your real point (which is presumably that people shouldn't use 8). If you have to lie to make your point, it leads one to question how valid that point is. If you can't make your argument based on truth, then you need to reevaluate it.

    Windows 8 has a somewhat poor user interface, not a hard one. There's a difference. A command line is a hard user interface, though it can be very good for some things. Without training you will likely be able to do literally nothing with the system since there are no hints as to what to do. When one learns it, it can be very efficient, but it is hard to learn.

    8 is the opposite, it is actually quite easy to use and learn, but it is somewhat inefficient compared to what it replaced. That is a bad thing and MS shoudl be scorned for it, but don't try and claim it is hard.

  62. Re:Not again... by lgw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, I know several people who actually like Windows 8 better.

    Cool story bro.

    Watch a couple of videos if you're lazy and learn some shortcuts and it's a better Windows 7 at the worst.

    While Windows 7 was a bit annoying when you were trying to find somehting in the new control panel, if you knew Windows XP you could pretty much use it right away, and teach yourself the few things that had changed.

    WIndows 8 simply has too steep a learning curve. You need to watch instructional videos to figure it out. I'm sure it's a fine phone OS, and maybe if you're used to a different phone OS it's not that strange, but nothing changed for the better for keyboard/mouse users trying to get work done. Why would I want this on a laptop or desktop?

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  63. Re:Not again... by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 2

    If I'd been drinking I'd have spit coffee all over the keyboard. I do believe that charms is one of the most unreliable chunks of interface I've seen in recent OS.

    Come on charms, come out, you can do it.. There you are.

  64. Re:Not again... by lgw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So you're saying the changes from Windows 7 to Windows 8 are fine if you use 3rd party software to ... suppress them all and make it just like Windows 7 was? Hardly an endorsement.

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  65. Doorway amnesia, brought to you by Window 8 by tepples · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Windows 8 is now about giving each application your full attention

    Which leads to doorway amnesia, as I pointed out in another comment. I don't want to give attention to an application; I want to give attention to a task that involves the use of several applications.

    The Start screen is an overview of everything you have available and live tiles allow them to each give you different types of information allowing you to decide if they are worth your time or not.

    So why can't I have this Start screen take up only half the screen, so that the other applications involved in this task remain at least partly visible to retain context in my brain?

    The best way to describe what's been done is that windows is now more about flipping through a book

    A task may require (and often does require) more than one book.

    and less about putting all the pages spread out on your desk.

    In other words, as the video points out, it's Microsoft Window, singular, not Microsoft Windows, plural.

    1. Re:Doorway amnesia, brought to you by Window 8 by bfandreas · · Score: 2

      We really do need multi tasking. That's something I find is the single most hideous obstacle when working with tablets.

      I've mostly ditched my laptop when I go to meetings. Taking notes on a tablet with a mind mapping tool is quite nice. And since my Transformer Prime comes with a keyboard one would think I could also write texts with it.

      But I can't bring up my text application and my mindmapper on the same screen on the same time. So when I travel back from a meeting by train I can't really get any writing done unless I also brought my laptop.

      My tablet would be perfectly suited to multi tasking yet the UI isn't.

      Or just the other day I was playing Machinarium on my tablet. And as in any point&click adventure I got horribly stuck with some mind-bending logic puzzle I wasn't inclined to solve on my own. So I broke out the old web browser and found a solution to it. It was a handy sequence of 20 actions. I didn't want to memorize that but I also couldn't have both the browser with the solution and the game on the same screen. So I had to drag my carcass over to my desktop, boot it up, open a web browser and look at the solution on that thing while playing the game. I HAD TO GET UP FROM THE COUCH! Again, the machine would have been perfectly capable of doing so but the UI wasn't. My task was to get my cute little robot from screen A to screen B and I needed two applications for that task. The UI got in the way.

      And now you are telling me they brought the same idiocy to the desktop? As if it weren't bad enough that you have to jump through hoops to get two Excel sheets open up in two separate windows so you can have distribute them over two screens.

      Emacs can do that out of the box. Why can't modern desktop UIs? Is that some kind of joke I'm too old to understand? Somebody in the UI department must have had a clown for breakfast.
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  66. Re:Not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm sorry, but if a video featuring a child moving pictures around the screen is the best counter-argument Microsoft can come up with, there has to be something seriously wrong with Windows 8.

    I recently had the opportunity to try Windows 8 for the first time. I'm a 40-something IT consultant with 20+ years experience, so I'm not your typical user by any stretch of the imagination. I've used DOS, Netware, AIX, SCO Unix, Linux and every Windows version from 3.0, but I've actually never used a tablet and I've never owned a smartphone. I was ready to give Windows 8 a try. I mean, how hard can it be?

    Pretty hard, as it turns out. I knew I was in trouble when after staring at the "start" screen for a few minutes, I had no idea how to access settings or navigate the file system to get to, say, my NAS unit or USB stick.

    In previous Windows versions, I can remember feeling annoyed over having to search through the system to find settings or applications that Microsoft had decided to move around. In Windows 8, I felt like I did that time my car broke down: I was stuck. There was nowhere to go, and nothing seemed familiar.

    I though most of his rant was spot on, and my customers seem to agree. I sold a few laptops with Windows 8 preinstalled, but ended up having to downgrade to Windows 7. I'll be doing that with every laptop from now on (but Microsoft still gets to count them as Windows 8 sales).

  67. Brilliant rant and completely true by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All you need to know is - who the hell decided to call this crap on the side the "Charms Bar"?

    Seriously? That alone disqualifies Windows 8 from being a usable operating system.

    His list of four design elements that Windows 8 CLEARLY breaks is perfectly correct. A tablet and a desktop PC are TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT ANIMALS. Mixing the UI metaphor is just stupid.

    I don't think the notion of a "recall" is likely to be a useful suggestion. However, I think a "Service Pack" that makes some of the UI screwups "optional" is likely to be in Windows 8 immediate future, despite Microsoft's insistence that there won't be any more "Service Packs".

    OTOH, there are enough third party utilities out there that attempt to correct some of the more egregious UI errors that maybe Microsoft will try to "tough it out". After all, as the guy says, anyone buying a new machine is pretty much going to be force-fed Windows 8, and we all know Microsoft couldn't care less about its customers.

    I do agree that Linux is undergoing the same sort of stupidity. The Ubuntu Unity interface was roundly denounced by many Linux users. I didn't like a lot of the KDE 4.x changes when I shifted from KDE 3.x to 4.x and either never used the "features" that were added and in a couple cases disabled them.

    I don't have an a priori problem with trying to improve PC user interfaces. I DO have a problem with making changes that no one has asked for, simply on someone's notion that "hey, this could be COOL!" "Cool" invariably leads to CRAP.

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  68. Re:Buy once run anywhere; x86 tablets; remote cont by jonbryce · · Score: 2

    Yes, that was the idea of Metro. The problem is that as Apple has shown, Desktops/Laptops and tablets are used in very different ways, so need a very different UI and apps.

  69. The fucking tutorial by Boawk · · Score: 2

    There's literally a fucking tutorial that shows you how to access most of what you mentioned

    If you have parental controls turned on, is there a version of the tutorial that doesn't involve the fucking?

  70. No Hyperbole Please by Zephiris · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I thought in a general sense, as a community, we'd moved past cheering for nerd-rage melodrama.
    Windows 8 makes a few gaffes, but they're largely the same problems that Windows 7, Office 2007, and others started introducing. It can be annoying, but it's the same stuff taken to a reasonable next step, as well as UI unification between desktop, laptop, and tablet.

    None of that is necessarily a fun thing, but OSX has been pushing many similar UI changes for longer. A lot of people were unhappy with Lion's increasing similarity and unification with iOS, just in case anybody actually forgot that in less than a year.

    The bottom line is, 8 works in the same ways as 7, just with some added complexity. The easiest way to almost entirely remove that complexity? A start menu replacer. People recommend Start8, ViStart, and others. My personal recommendation is "Classic Shell". It works exactly the same as it used to on Vista+, except it adds the "Apps" to the start menu as well.

    But even so, why wouldn't somebody be able to figure this out? The video author was squealing about how the start menu "hurt him deeply". Trackpads aren't really supposed to do "touch gestures" by default. It's vendor opt-in. Logitech opted in, and chances are, this guy didn't install whatever WIndows 8 drivers or control panel may or may not be available. Either way, it's a vendor issue. Just like 'no install/repair/recovery/etc' disk is a vendor issue. If you don't want vendor issues, you don't buy things from those vendors.

    All of the UIs Windows (95-W8), OSX, KDE, iOS, Android, etc are different. What everything has in common is that there are roughly 6 different things you have to know about each, then consistency covers all of the multi-step operations, or using various applications. Occasionally you get something that breaks out of that a bit (Office 2007+). There are so many "advanced" things, like command line digging, reinstalling from scratch, that the overwhelming majority of people will simply ask a friend for help with or pay a PC repair company. That's pretty much regardless of operating system.

    But I digress. The rant is pretty simply over the top drama. It should sell itself as entertainment (if it at least had any humor), not as something relevant to 'tech news'. It's not politically correct to mention, but this guy sounds and acts like the stereotypical nerd, going into a panicky, narcissistic rage about primarily one change that, overall, isn't that significant to day to day use, AND for which there exist free, open source, and easy to use workarounds, while still obtaining benefits of a newer OS.

    He himself admits he only tried it for 30 minutes, in a coffee shop, and didn't bother one iota further.
    Personally, I've been using it for 4 months (and preview versions before that) with NO issues that would meaningfully impact your average, or above-average user. All of my personal complaints are exceedingly specific and technical, and have mostly been taken care of by various updates.

    And, in the interest of disclosure, I'm not the kind of person who likes Windows, or most other OSes, in a general sense.
    I prod and patch kernels, have no problems custom-rolling EFI stub-only boot on Linux, etc. What I really miss, is being able to run highly customized FreeBSD and still use ~90% of my Windows games at full speed. That's mostly a hardware/driver/wine(!) issue, though.

    So when I say I'm using Windows 8 in the exact same manner as I use Windows 7, I'm not exaggerating. I actually like the availability of some of the W8 new features. I middle click on the start button (or use Shift+Windows) if I want to see live tiles like the weather...just like on OSX, you use F12 to get the Dashboard to pop up a full screen of 'one glance' kinda information. Even before using Classic Start, the only quirk I took issue with, on the 'start screen', is that when typing for programs, it wouldn't search for stuff like control panels "by default". You'd have to move the mouse over to select "settings". Mos

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    1. Re:No Hyperbole Please by Zephiris · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, what does it do that Windows 7 doesn't? Not counting the whole "app store" paradigm, or that live tiles work like Dashboard...
      Native USB3 and bluetooth stack as well as native mobile broadband support. Driver and application stacks can now lightly 'plug-in' on top, instead of having to replicate an entire stack themselves. This notably made both my USB3 and bluetooth drivers smaller and use drastically less CPU for the same functionality. They still offer features beyond the 'standard' support, but everything works out-of-the-box.
      Enhanced Protected Mode for those crazy enough to use Internet Explorer as their main browser (apparently quite a few people).

      WDDM 1.2 (for the video drivers) is more useful than people give it credit for. In addition to improving performance slightly (according to third parties anyway, I haven't noticed any difference) in a few isolated cases, it drastically improves GPU multitasking granularity as well as preventing legacy apps from needing to disable Aero for compatibility reasons. Everything that had to disable it before, "just works" now, and all the cases where Vista and Windows 7 would make the UI unresponsive under GPU load are now quite butter smooth. This has caused me to not notice a few times when I was running multiple windowed games at once because I forgot to shut something down. :P

      Does native Hyper-V support on the desktop version count? It doesn't even mess with your GPU performance, like the old versions used to.

      And generically superior power savings. I can't say how well it works for a laptop, but it can save an extra 0.5W on my desktop's CPU when idle (balanced, not power saving), when it was already under 2W.

      People complained about Windows 7's "improvements", in case such recent history was forgotten, including the annoying "libraries" support, people becoming confused with aero peek's sudden transparency if you put your cursor in the wrong place. Windows 7's main improvements were kernel/driver related, much as Windows 8's are.

      Some of the changes in applications or driver stuff (like networking) will primarily benefit those businesses (that I might consider strange) who are using Windows Server in production, such as being able to get far lower CPU utilization for the networking stack itself, but dependent on non-consumer-class networking hardware. This includes datacenters and financial stuff (for which there has been specific options put in) which need as few microseconds possible added latency.

      And don't get disingenuous on era gaps, please. 2K was the "reinvention" compared to Win9x and NT4. Vista was the overhaul (not quite as dramatic) compared to XP. Windows 7 was an iteration. Windows 8 is, by all conventional standards, another iteration. Most Microsoft devs would probably say it's nearly as big as XP to Vista, but I'd disagree.

      Microsoft provides the standard. They didn't actually remove the ability for third party software to override that. There are A GREAT MANY (over two dozen last I checked) start menu replacements that give you a functionally (if not aesthetically) identical start menu to Windows 7, boot you direct to desktop, and effectively disable any chance of 'accidentally' activating Metro.
      It's very disingenuous to say that is worse than Windows 7. Many people hated that Windows 7 completely and totally removed all traces of the Win2K "classic" menu. It got a lot of people to pay attention to the start menu replacement applications, which had previously been rather niche.

      Windows 8 is "forcing" nothing more compared to what Windows 7 "forced" on former Vista users. Just because it's a "tick" release instead of a "tock" release doesn't mean it's automatically horrible. Win2K was a "tick" release, but many people did like it and found it to be very stable for what it was. If you look at any of the threads (including Slashdot) mentioning ANY other windows release, the same year as the release, you see very similar complaints, flaming, and generally chicken-w

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  71. That video had a reverse effect on me. by bdwoolman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sooner or later I am going to walk in somewhere and have to use Windows 8 to get something done. Sooner rather than later. Currently, there is no major OS that I could not be modestly productive on in a few minutes. However, the video rant gave me pause with respect to this new iteration of Windows. Also the video was actually instructive in a backassward sort of way. Note to self: Careful with the touchpad. Or disable the swipe feature. Use Windows key to see applications Etc...

    So now I am going to take advantage of the price-of-a good-dinner introductory cost and put Windows 8 on an old Vista laptop I have in order to do a solid familiarization. Perhaps I will be pleasantly surprised. And ... Forewarned is forearmed. I might even RTFM. A little.

    This appears to be a matter of self preservation because in my experience there seems to be some stuff that has a learning curve for dweeb types, but not for three-year olds. I remember the terrible experience I had with iTunes the first time I used this "easy-to-use" application. (And a lot of people do find it easy to use.) At the time (about four years ago) I had had an MP3 player of one sort or another (not Apple) since 1999 (Creative Nomad was my first). Someone gave me an iPod Shuffle she wasn't using. So, and for the very first time, I downloaded Apple's music utility onto my PC and attempted to use it to put mp3 files on the Shuffle in the straightforward way I was used to. All my other players worked like flash drives if I wanted. It took me far too many frustrating minutes (and a dash to the dreaded help files) to realize that Apple's resource was padding my experience and preventing me from using the equipment in the manner I wanted and which made sense. Nanny Apple: "First we make a playlist... etc". Sometimes resources are so dumbed down and bullet proofed that people who have a feeling for how computers work get limited, confounded and frustrated. Seems like this poor guy repeated my brief iTunes nightmare with Windows 8 -- on steroids. And since I have had similar experiences with easy-to-use stuff I better get familiar with 8 since it might not be a cake walk should I walk into it cold.

    So, as I said, A reverse effect. Now, instead of being put off by the negative review, I heave a heavy sigh and download this thing. This because sooner or later I'll have to deal with Windows 8. Good, bad or indifferent. Feh!

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  72. Re:Not again... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let me understand this.

    You like Win8. You're part of a select audience for which Win8 was designed for. You haven't enabled the start menu, because you love the metrosexual aspect so much. You love that shit, and you didn't even have a learning curve to deal with. You don't need or want any of the more advanced features of Windows that are semi-hidden on the metrosexual workspace.

    Of course that invalidates the complaints that all the rest of us have about Win8 and the other metro "desktops" being pushed by Gnome, Unity, etc. We're all just idiots.

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  73. Re:Not again... by Mumford · · Score: 5, Funny

    879048 is old? Who knew.

  74. Re:Not again... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

    You need to watch instructional videos to figure it out.

    No, the only thing you need to know the OS is "move your mouse into any corner" which is told to the user on first log in. Moving your mouse to the corners reveals everything you need to navigate and use the OS.

  75. Re:Not again... by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 5, Funny

    No amount of ranting is enough in this matter. Windows 8 is trash.

    no, No, NO!!! Windows 8 isn't trash -- VISTA is trash. Vista IS TrAsh. See?

    Windows 8 is rubbish, conceived by the marketing droids and PHBs positioning Windows in the touch world for the future. In 4 years when everything has been converted is touch, you'll wonder how you ever managed with a simple "read only" display. (MSTSC.exe's going to have to be re-written for another input device.)

    And just think about all of the new market share Microsoft will have after Every Single PC and Laptop has to be completely replaced to become touch-enabled. (Time to sell my mouse-hardware stock.)

    Forget cutting spending or raising taxes --- the economy is saved! Windows 8 is going to end up with the largest market share E...V...E...R.

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  76. Re:Not again... by exomondo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes it does. It's the 'metro' interface which has exactly ONE app on screen at any one time (apparently random times too!).

    Within the 'metro' UI that is partially true (there is some support for side-by-side apps), but that is not the only UI on Windows 8, as such his assertions are demonstrably false, they didn't remove windowing, they didn't require all programs to be full screen and they didn't remove the ability to run multiple programs at once, that is all still there.

    When people say, it's a good app, I use the Desktop...they're saying that Win8 isn't good and Win7, which is what the Desktop basically is, is what they prefer to use.

    So you are under the impression that the only thing different between Windows 8 and Windows 7 is the 'metro' UI, in that case your post makes more sense, still wrong though.

  77. Re:Not again... by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 2

    I should have mentioned, I was using a touchpad (not a real mouse). The swipe gestures work both in desktop and metro mode. It is not able to interpret whether I am trying to move my mouse pointer to the right or I was using the swipe gesture (well, how could it).

  78. Re:Not again... by lightknight · · Score: 4, Insightful

    May I ask, what improvements?

    Aside from the new Start Screen / Start Menu, which is controversial at best, the second most important feature I had heard is that 'it boots up faster.'

    Ok, so it boots up faster...I am on a SSD, and before that a 7200 RPM hard drive. My boot times are, what, less than a minute? And part of that has to do with my machine having any number of startup programs / drivers for things hanging off of it?

    I mean, don't get me wrong, faster boot times are always appreciated, but for that to be the second most taughted feature....I'm having trouble justifying the $40 upgrade from Windows 7, let alone buying OEM or full versions of 8.

    And the third feature is, what, the Windows Store? How is that a feature? Why do I need a marketplace on my desktop? It's an Operating System...what new, compelling features are you offering that makes this operating system a must have? Better driver support for exotic devices? Easier mass deployment / imaging routines? A more powerful framework for designing applications / programs that is not arbitrarily limited to the latest version?

    Has MS Paint been upgraded to something Photoshop like? Has the Image Viewer been redesigned to have more features / work with more formats? Has the CD / DVD / BluRay software been upgraded to something more useful? How about the creation and extraction of archives? Backup and restore? Has the Media Player been rewritten to be less annoying, something approaching WinAmp in terms of usefulness? How about its support for codecs? Both old ones and new ones. Subtitles. Have they implemented 'Admin Command Line' here as a standard option? How about video transcoding? A PDF viewer that doesn't make people spit tacks?

       

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  79. Re:Not again... by dudpixel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't understand it.

    Windows 8 is just Windows 7 PLUS metro.

    Surely you could just not use the metro parts and it would be just the same experience as windows 7 (mostly). In fact, I do just that.

    I got used to the new start screen - it's not _that_ bad, no worse than hunting through menus to find what you're looking for, and actually better in that you can just start typing the name of a program and it comes up in the search. Or you can type the name of a control panel applet or setting, and that works too.

    There are definite improvements over windows 7, even if they are minor. So in general, if all you want is an incremental improvement over windows 7, you can use it just like that.

    No one is forcing you to use metro for all your apps.

    So yeah, windows 8 is less than ideal in that some settings screens take you to a metro interface (but you could live without them), and metro itself is horrible, but if you use it just like windows 7 and all versions before that, it still works fine.

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  80. Fix Windows 8 from the outside or the inside? by tepples · · Score: 2

    If only there was some sort of magic information warehouse that someone could access from a variety of electronic devices in order to access basic documents that could explain in simple terms how to use Windows 8 or anything else for that matter. We could call it, I dunno, the internet

    And in the video, the reviewer ended up searching the Web for how to solve each of the annoyances. But the reviewer had to pull out a second computer running a more familiar operating system to have a chance to do this without accidentally running into one of the annoyances. So Windows 8 is fine as long as you already have a second computer on which to search the Web.

  81. Re:Not again... by sgunhouse · · Score: 2

    "WIndows 8 simply has too steep a learning curve. You need to watch instructional videos to figure it out."

    Strange ... I still haven't watched any videos. The only two things I needed to know were where the Desktop tile was (bottom left, easy to find) and how to turn off the "swipes" on my touchpad. Of course that one took figuring out where the Control Panel was and figuring out that the swipes were in the touchpad settings.

    If you don't want to use apps, then don't use apps. What's so hard about that?

  82. Jury's still out by Rinikusu · · Score: 2

    Install machine:
    Fujitsu Lifebook P1620 (tablet.. not multi-touch, etc)
    2gb RAM
    64GB SSD
    1.2ghz C2D

    Okay, I got this machine for like $75 off of ebay awhile back. Upgraded the RAM with a 3rd party module off of ebay, tested and works fine. I was going to install linux, but I already have a linux laptop in the form of a Sony Vaio TR3A (Pentium M 900, 1gb RAM (same 3rd party vendor), and a 32gb CF Flash card as a cheap SSD test). Besides, from the research I gathered online, the tablet functions are pretty spotty and I hate having functional hardware that's not supported. Besides, I can always install something else later. Anyway, replaced the HD with the SSD the other night and installed Win8 on it.

    Thoughts so far: Okay, it's an old machine, no multi-touch. No finger recognition, but I can use my nails or the stylus and it's generally okay. Definitely not as smooth as my android phone, but this is hardware, not Win8 (it was fine on the tablets I played with the other day). I installed Visual Studio 2012 (I work primarily in the .NET world at work), and ghci and clisp, and just added IntelliJ to the mix earlier today. So far, haven't done anything intensive, but it's not been so bad.

    Things I don't like:

    Where the fuck do I shut the goddamned machine down? Or do I have to "sign out" everytime I want to use the shut down feature? This is beyond annoying. The spash screen that I have to move to get to a login is an unnecessary step. I think I'll have to dig through the user settings and see if there's a single user mode.

    Moving tiles around on the screen is hit-or-miss, at least with my 2005-era hardware. I don't mind moving my tiles around, and using that to launch on the desktop, as that feels like an extra step.

    Things I like:
    As a tablet, and even with crippled touchscreen hardware, I actually like this a lot. I can lay in bed and read or browse books in tablet form, typing with my stylus on the soft-keyboard. A modern tablet touchscreen would make this much smoother, so can't fault Win8 here.

    So.. as a serious dev system? since I use the keyboard, a lot of the touch interface seems to be a bit clunky and clumsy. When I'm deving, I don't want to fight metro, i just want a desktop.

    As a tablet, web browsing machine: Lots of potential, and wouldn't hate it on a phone, for example.

    I'll give it a few more weeks and see how I like it then, at which point I might wipe it and install fedora or mint on it.

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    1. Re:Jury's still out by Missing.Matter · · Score: 2

      Where the fuck do I shut the goddamned machine down?

      It's in the charms bar under settings. Press win+i to get you there. Searching for "shut down" or "turn off" also points you here.

  83. Not a rant - an analysis by walterbyrd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He explained exactly what was wrong, and why.

    He used the basic principals of GUI design and explained why Windows 8 is a total failure.

    Great job. No wonder the MS shills are going crazy.

    1. Re:Not a rant - an analysis by gweihir · · Score: 2

      Indeed. Also remember the quote at the end that if you just want to consume content in a single Window, Window 8 is probably fine. But for people that use this thing not as a toy, but as a tool, Win8 an epic fail.

      Well, no matter. I am fortunately enough to be able to do most of my work on Linux, and my desktop there is configured exactly as I like it and has been for 20 years now (with exactly one brief interruption when I had to translate my fvwm config to an fvwm2 config). Nothing in the Windows space gives even remotely the same amount of configurability and long-term consistency.

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  84. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, the interface is the same as it was before... plus touch based application support. Is an IOS interface designed for a 3 year old? Is android? Same thing. get over it.

  85. Re:Not again... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

    While Windows 7 was a bit annoying when you were trying to find somehting in the new control panel...

    Or trying to search for files. (Slightly off topic for Win8, but within the realm of Usability) Seriously. I don't need or want the Indexing service scanning everything and I don't want the content searched/reported when I'm looking for a file name. Having to know the secret search keywords to *limit* my search is really annoying (I had to search the Internet for those). I'd much rather have a GUI mechanism to specify or expand my search. And don't get me started on using "Back" instead of "Up" ... In short, the Windows Explorer is better in XP than 7 (haven't tried it in Win8) - and anything pre-Unity for Ubuntu (to be fair to MS).

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  86. Join Windows 95 Stockholm Syndrome Anonymous by 21mhz · · Score: 2

    I feel for you bro. I, too, wanted to seriously give Windows 8 a try, but I've found that it seriously disrupts my Norton Commander workflows.
    Our support group meets every Thursday on 7 pm. That's right after Asperger's, so you can conveniently attend both.

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  87. Re:Not again... by lgw · · Score: 2

    Oh dear! Just typing what you want in Modern UI and selecting the settings category, so hard to find things in the control panel!

    We're seeing more and more of this. When did a command line interface become easier to learn than a UI again? I mean, once you learn exactly what to type it's great and fast and I like it, but it's no way to get started.

    In your case, to figure out better complaints with the OS, because you don't appear to know much about it.

    True enough. It exceeded my frustration threshhold, and I never went back. I have no desire to "learn an OS" as an activity, and there are many fine OSs that let me do the things I do enjoy easily enough, including WIndows 7. While I do enjoy trying out the latest whatever, if that trial experience is unpleasant then I'm done.

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  88. Re:Not again... by skids · · Score: 2

    Touchpad !== touchscreen.

    The rest of the video is worth the watch. It squarely identifies some of the things that just make win8 feel unnatural, but you don't explicitly notice unless you regularly ponder UI/presentation issues. Like having no visual distinguisher between clickable items and informationals/decorations.

  89. Re:Not again... by penix1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Windows 8 is a great OS, better than 7 in every way, but since the start menu changed, its obviously trash. Humanity is just dumb.

    Two things come to mind:

    He is correct that its usability suffers from Metro and the abrupt changes to the UI when it is being pushed so hard. One of many points made in the video was that people who have never used it will find it very confusing because in more ways than one the UI gets in the way. Microsoft trying to have its cake and eat it too is what is causing all this grief. Instead of doing like Apple did with the change from OS9 to OS10 and dropping legacy and backwards compatibility to go with the new paradigm they want to maintain backwards compatibility. This is because Microsoft fears backlash from both its main customers, big businesses and governments, and the developers for those businesses and governments. Worse, they really made it for the tablet market all the while still trying to hold onto the laptop / desktop market with it. The point made in the video of the differences between a mouse / touchpad and touchscreen are valid.

    To do it right, Metro should NOT be the default interface if you are installing it to a machine without a touchscreen just as the "classic" should not be the default if you are installing it to a tablet. They are different beasts. A tablet is more for viewing content than it is a great workhorse for making that content no matter what Microsoft or Apple may think. An even better solution is to do two different products. One for the tablets and one for the desktop / laptop and let the consumers choose which they really want for what products. Again, that too was pointed out in this video.

    The second observation of your post deals with your contempt for humans. It is those very humans that Microsoft is trying to impress. There is a very, very large segment of the population that are not pleased with the Metro interface that Microsoft really wants to go with. The so called "fix" of downloading a second application to eliminate it as the advice that is often given is proof enough of that dislike. Calling that many people names isn't the way to win over support.

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  90. Re:Not again... by fredprado · · Score: 2

    Nobody is saying anything against all Windows version. Just this specific one. Yes, Windows will work well for people who can't afford a Mac. Actually it could be argued that even with their problems the stable and reasonably well designed versions of Windows (XP, 7, etc) are actually better than anything Apple has to offer in this area. Apple desktops just suck.

    Windows is not easier to install or use than Ubuntu or any other end-user Linux, though. You are just wrong about that. Figuring out how these Linux distributions work is about as hard as figuring out as Windows 8 works for a layman used to Windows 7, for example, with the added benefit that in the end you will have a much less frustrating experience.

    That said Windows 8 is simply unusable for anything serious and thus does not work, perfectly fitting your definition of trash. Metro is an horrible UI and the choice to make it entrenched in the OS like a virus turned this OS into a useless piece of trash.

  91. Re:Not again... by DoctorBit · · Score: 2

    This is the first time I feel like I understand Microsoft's motives in the Windows 8 fiasco. Until I'd read your comment I'd been thinking along the lines of: Microsoft doesn't want to pay for long-term development of both PC and Phone operating systems, so to save long-term development costs, they're creating an OS that will work on both hardware platforms. That line of thought never really made sense to me because Microsoft makes money only on Windows and Office, but they continually spend huge amounts developing other code that has never and probably will never make them any money. Why would they suddenly become so stingy when it comes to making separate user interfaces for PC and Phone, especially when they are risking alienating virtually their entire customer base?

    Now I get it. This isn't about coercing customers into using a cheaply-developed UI, to save Microsoft money. It's about (possibly illegally) leveraging the Windows monopoly to coerce independent developers into creating Phone-compatible apps - thereby potentially expanding Microsoft's monopoly into another line of business. It's all about "developers, developers, developers!" and to hell with "users, users, users". Ballmer is betting his company on this - and possibly risking another antitrust action.

  92. Re:Not again... by Dracos · · Score: 2

    And the thing everyone needs to remember is that no previous version of windows used the screen corners as a UI trigger. It's simply not expected: there's no visual cue in the corners to indicate that they cause something to happen. Not much different than if win95 had shipped with no task bar, but the 80x20 pixel block 4 pixels up and to the right of the bottom left corner was still the start button. Who would know to click there?

    Win8 defenestrates most windows usability conventions, and on top of that doesn't express itself very well, if it bothers to at all. People know to click on buttons because they look like physical buttons, they have depth. Metro is just a Wall of quasi-meaningful white shapes (with little to no context) floating on colored boards.

  93. Re:Not again... by epyT-R · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For me, the bigger the screen, the more useless it is because the touchpad interface requires larger and larger gestures to get at what's needed.. Remember the windows 2k/xp start menu with its crazy long cascaded menus? No one wants to sort through those. Metro 'start' is like that, only worse because the tiles are huge.

      Most of the complaints in the video link are right on.. It's jarring and mystifying at the same time. Basic functionality should never, ever be hidden. That includes configuration utilities. The whole concept of having two separate interfaces with separate rules is also beyond stupid. The frustration isn't just in figuring it out, it's having to figure out ways to complete the work I need to that actually take longer than it did on previous operating systems.

    What's this trend in attacking 'negativity' as though doing so is a legit argument against what was said? Is this some kind of peer pressure to conform to the head-in-ground masses of ostriches who can't handle reality because they're too weak willed to not take everything personally?

  94. Re:Not again... by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can shrink the size of the tiles, but I think it would be a disadvantage. I can use a higher mouse sensitivity because I don't have to be anywhere near as precise when I actually click on those tiles. I can completely mitigate the gesture size, and use a mouse sensitivity I like. I see there is also an option to fill my large monitor (settings->show more tiles), which actually gives me an array of 8x12 tiles if I use the smaller setting for each tile - 92 icons I can access without navigating submenus or scrolling on a 2560x1600 monitor. That's actually not bad. I like flat structures, they are fast.

    That said, I rarely have to use the start screen. I stay in desktop mode. I've pinned my commonly used applications, about 15 or so, to the taskbar. I never need to open the start screen to access them. It's how I used 7. The start screen comes in to play when I search, and I now access it using win+F intead of just hitting the windows key.

    I've seen the actual "start" tiled interface a few times this month because I had something specific to do on it. I'm not even trying to avoid, it's just the way I use windows tends to avoid it. I would still prefer to have the old style search back - flat, and tucked down in the lower left, as it should be. In short, the new start screen is not the end of the world. As for gesture size, I don't care, because it's fairly silly to call an OS bad because of that, especially when a highly efficient type-to-launch system is in place. Win7's start menu needs more precise aim, but I never ran into that limitation because I never used my mouse to find and launch programs.

    What I do agree with is that functionality is hidden. The problem with the video is that it claims that the functionality is not there at all first, then says, "actually it's hidden". Hidden is bad, but manageable. All the same shortcut keys work, so for keyboard users like me there's really no difference. The guy didn't even notice that the old windows 7 backup feature is still there, which would have allowed him to restore to an SSD. The video is pretty much completely un-researched, and while it makes one good point - don't hide features - it's a failure in every other sense. The person who made it should be embarrassed. He's also contradicting himself: In the past he claimed Vista was unusable, now he's claiming otherwise.

  95. Re:Not again... by epyT-R · · Score: 2, Informative

    i love how fanboys can declare one OS trash because they've become religious about using 1 or 2 platforms.

    might as well stop reading after this.. You can't pass off a criticism with the assumption that the person making it is deficient or otherwise unqualified. The statement stands on its own or it doesn't.

    1. the 'compatibility crud' is still there. Basically, all that changed was the change from explorer.exe as the shell, and they disabled aero..sorta.

    2. There are all kinds of hotkeys for windows. Many of them are useful, but this one thing is not an excuse for other deficiencies.

    3. a search box is a crutch for a shitty and/or limited interface. It's ok on a tablet or a phone (even that's a stretch because the difference between picking from lists and typing is even larger), but on a desktop it's definitely faster to use the mouse on a gui. Having to click a menu, then hit 'search' then type 'recovery', then back again to click (as he mentioned in the video) is positively the WORST way to do this. With all the search boxes these days, I'd rather just have a full screen terminal again. It's more powerful and requires less guess work about what you're supposed to type!

    4. that's right.. trash is something that doesn't work. Windows 8 doesn't work for all but the simplest of tasks, the kinds of things that could be done with a tablet, media player, or a tracfone. Again, the video is right, the desktop is not about media consumption, it's about content creation. Consumption is a sideline use. Thus windows 8 is trash.

    5. the task manager is improved? it's worthless. They've been dumbing it down since windows 2000. Now it's gotten to the point where the default screen shows nothing..literally nothing.. just a blank window. The rest of the tabs are seriously short on information.. The task manager is supposed to give you a top down view of ALL processes running on your computer. Deliberately hiding certain classes and details makes it worse than useless because it's deliberately bad at doing what it's supposed to do. the icing on the cake is that getting at what info is there requires even more clicks than before.

  96. Re:Not again... by blind+biker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I got used to the new start screen - it's not _that_ bad, no worse than hunting through menus to find what you're looking for, and actually better in that you can just start typing the name of a program and it comes up in the search. Or you can type the name of a control panel applet or setting, and that works too.

    What if you don't remember the name of that control panel applet? What if you don't know the application's name, but would otherwise find it if you could browse through menus?

    "Just typing the name" of some computer program or appet can be horribly inconvenient.

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  97. Re:Not again... by narcc · · Score: 2

    What if you don't remember the name of that control panel applet?

    Try typing "control panel"?

    Too obvious?

    What if you don't know the application's name, but would otherwise find it if you could browse through menus?

    Then just browse through. You can do that, you know. Swipe up or right-click on the start screen and select "All Apps" -- you'll find control panel under "Windows System"

    You can even go classic in control panel by switching from Category view to " Small icons" or the "Large icons" view.

    Windows 8 isn't all that different from 7 -- just a stupid start menu with it's own special apps. You'll get used to or get over it pretty quickly. Of course, you could always skip this release and hope that Metro goes away. (I figure if MS doesn't change their Apple-like restrictions on Metro apps, it'll die in a version or two.)

  98. Re:Not again... by Outtascope · · Score: 2

    it's arguably more convient and intuitive to do certain things on the screen than it is with the mouse

    SERIOUSLY arguable. I can't find a singe use case in MY workflow where touch on the screen (for a workstation) works better than a mouse. There are no tool tips for context information. The contact point is far less precise. I haven't seen how selecting text for copy and paste works on Win8, but for all the other touch interfaces, f-me. Now touch works great for mobile devices where a mouse just isn't practical or logical. I have no complaints about going this route for mobile. But jamming a mobile interface down my throat for my desktop is not going to garner you any sales with me.

    I don't get what people are complaining about, except that it's CHAAANGE!

    That is like arguing that "GMC Sierra owners are only complaining about the new Corvettes they have been issued because it's CHAAANGE". Yes, the bitching is about change. A Corvette may be a significantly faster vehicle that can pull 1.02g on the skid pad, but you are NEVER going to haul a load of firewood in it. Change is relevant. What am I supposed to do, switch from being a lumberjack to a race car driver? Who gave GM that much control over my life?

    I have been a Microsoft basher for a loooong time (think wfwg), but Windows 7 finally works the way I want it to. It is finally stable enough and secure enough for me to be happy with it. I transitioned my departmental workstations back from Kubuntu to Windows a year ago May.

    There is no way I'm going to switch to Windows 8's (subjective) usability nightmares. Yes, it is a rant, but you mistake your arrogance as my ignorance.

    A lot of the complaints with the Metro UI are not unique to Metro, they are actually shared by Android (probably by iPad users too but they are cognitively incapable of criticizing Apple) . I would NEVER use an Android device as my primary workstation. I do like Android, I have a tablet below my monitors with ICS on it. But it is an ancillary mobile device, not a primary interface that I spend 10 hours a day working with.

    Your argument about shortcuts is really pretty weak. There are places where shortcuts make more sense. Places where mouse gestures make more sense. On Windows 7, I get to make that choice. On 8, in lots of places that choice has largely been made for me because the mouse interface just doesn't work well with it. You could likewise argue that if they replaced all the fonts with Klingon, that you could still read the screen with a screen reader, like somehow that addresses the fact that I can no longer interact with it in the manner that I find most efficient.

    So am I complaining about change? Yes, I am. You are absolutely correct. Because if it ain't broke, don't fix it. I don't want to deal with UI nightmares every two years, that played a considerable role in my decision to switch back to Windows from Ubuntu. The one thing Windows had going for it was its consistency.

    If these changes were somehow better, OK, I could see your point. But you aren't even arguing that. You are arguing that they don't suck that bad and people should quit whining. Seriously? Do you work in sales?

    If they had released Windows 8 as a mobile platform, and kept a standard version for desktop usage that would be great. But they didn't do that, and there is a reason why. Because Microsoft has never been able to gain any traction with their mobile OS's. By making them a single OS, it should make the transition to Microsoft based mobile devices easier and increase sales. But this is completely flawed logic. Microsoft failed in the mobile space because the Windows paradigm did not work there. Now, instead of addressing the issue, they are just flipping which platform is screwed. Just as pre-8 Windows didn't work on mobile, 8 doesn't work for me and many others on the desktop.

    Hey, if you are happy with it, great, I'm happy for you. We will let the free market choose whether it is a success or not. Wait, what? I can only get that new PC with Windows 8? Really? oh.

  99. Re:Not again... by Mark+Hood · · Score: 3, Funny

    I remember when all this was fields....

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  100. Re:Not again... by fredprado · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just RTFA, or in this case watch the video and you will see. Actually you may choose one from the dozens of videos about Windows 8 and you will see. Just to cite a few things:

    - it more than doubles the number of clicks and moves you have to do to perform normal operations,
    - applications (like the weather predictions) keep popping up when you least expect because you made a gesture with your mouse that the horrible horrible UI mistakes as another touch gesture that has nothing to do with what you want to do,
    - you simply cannot find configuration features without knowing the specific keywords, because there are no shortcuts that do not involve typing these specific keywords/ This is something they started with the advanced file search in Windows 7, which is much worse than XPs, but went viral on Windows 8

  101. Have they fixed "COPY" yet? by tekrat · · Score: 2

    Disclaimer: I've never used Windows 8. I have however, used every version of Windows (excluding Vista) since Windows 3.11 -- And I'm currently using Windows 7.

    Seriously; anyone. Have they fixed COPY yet? When I drag files from one folder to another, it still does a blind copy. It doesn't check available disk space, it doesn't perform a count of files, the estimated time remaining is still a wild guess, and if there's a problem (such as duplicate file name in target), it still brings up a requestor in the middle of the operation, when I might be busy doing other things.

    It seems to me that a lot of CORE functions of being an "os" are still from the 16-bit days, and when you consider that MS is supposed to be full of relatively bright people, they still manage to create a dumb-as-a-sack-of-bricks Operating System.

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  102. Re:Not again... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2

    The community is emulating the metro thing. I did mention Gnome 3 and Unity, so yes, you are right.

    There is also a large segment of Linux people who DO NOT have any use for a mobile device workspace on a desktop machine. For that reason, we have Cinnamon and Mate, not to mention a half dozen excellent, if less eye-candy intensive desktops that have been around for years, and aren't planning any changes.

    I'm running Linux Mint Debian Edition, with Cinnamon, Mate, Enlightenment, Blackbox, XFCE, FVWM, and Fluxbox all installed. I spend almost all my time on Mate. There was a very slight learning curve on both Cinnamon and Mate. Kinda like going over a speed bump that is almost unnoticeable, but it was there.

    So - despite the fact that "the community" is emulating the Metro thing, there are more than enough of us who despise the whole metro that we have created not one, but TWO new desktop environments, plus we have all those wonderful OLD desktop environments from which to choose.

    This ain't Windows, after all.

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  103. Re:Odd, it works perfectly fine for me. by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

    Hardly, but people stuck in their ways with the UI or have a bug up their ass over it are going to continue to throw a hissy fit no matter what.

    It will always suck to lose days of productivity learning a new UI. Microsoft could have done this a LOT better, rather than just saying "who cares how we did it in Win7, we're throwing everything out".

    It also doesnt help that theres basically no discoverability built into the UI. I had to get a metro app called "Win8 tips" or something that has a list of shortcuts and how to use the new UI; thats not the mark of a well-done interface.

    Yes, Im starting to cope after about 2 weeks, but somehow when I started using Ubuntu in 6.04 I figured out the UI in about 4 hours; and when I first used a Mac I figured things out in about 2 hours (though the hot corners and the disappearing dock remained perpetually aggravating). That Windows 8 / Server 2012 continues to mystify even people who do cross-platform tech for a living indicates that its not an issue of "people being stuck in their ways" as much as it is an issue of a really sloppy release.

  104. Re:Not again... by Jiro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The guy didn't even notice that"?

    A bad user interface doesn't necessarily mean that the option isn't there. If the option exists, but is difficult to discover or presented in such an unintuitive way that people will miss it, that's the fault of the user interface, not the fault of the user for not noticing it.