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Patent Troll Targeting Users of Scanners; Wants $1000/Employee

New submitter earlzdotnet writes "A new patent troll is in town, this time targeting the users of technology, rather than the creators. They appear to hold a process patent for 'scanning a document and then emailing it.' They are targeting small businesses in a variety of locations and usually want somewhere between $900 to $1200 per employee for 'infringement' of their patent. As with most patent trolls, they go by a number of shell companies, but the original company name appears to be Project Paperless LLC. Joel Spolsky said in a tweet that 'This is organized crime, plain and simple...' I tend to agree with him. When will something be done about this legal mafia?"

227 comments

  1. Huh?? by ZorinLynx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How does this hold any legal water at all? Isn't the manufacturer of a product liable for patent infringements, not the end user?

    1. Re:Huh?? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      It doesn't even make sense as extortion. They are setting the fees so high that companies may be tempted to view settling as the more expensive alternative.

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    2. Re:Huh?? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's a process patent, according to the summary. I'd say it's the end user who does the process of scanning, then sending the scanned page by email.

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    3. Re:Huh?? by DJ+Jones · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes, except in this case, the patent office allowed someone to patent a process and not an invention so general legal logic goes out the window right there.

      That and those fines appear to fall just beneath what it would cost to get a patent lawyer to fight the charge so on a pure revenue basis, it's cheaper to pay the ransom.

    4. Re:Huh?? by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      Most office scanners do that process themselves these days, I think. You scan the image and enter the address into the scanner/printer/fax and it sends it.

    5. Re:Huh?? by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sorry, but this patent is stupid. This is basically sending an attachment in an email. And the patent is on where the attachment originated from (the scanner). How this is not obvious to anybody who has ever sent an email with an attachment is quite beyond me.

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    6. Re:Huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Both can be liable: the manufacturer for making the product, and the end user (or other downstream customer) for using it. But as a practical matter, a manufacturer will often end up defending an infringement lawsuit against its customers (and some actually commit to doing so in their EULAs). If a patentee is actually looking for real damages, they generally want the manufacturer to be involved in the case (often a deeper pocket than the typical customer).

      But in a situation like this, it's clear that court is the last place these patent holders want to be (TFA describes how they almost immediately dropped the case when a defendant started pushing back hard). Given that, they leave the 800-pound gorillas alone and shake down the little fish. Now, if enough end users played chicken by ignoring the initial demand and then the handful that actually were sued (to set an example) were committed to fighting in court long enough for the licensee to get tired of spending money, the entire game probably would grind to a halt in fairly short order. Outfits like this really just (1) prey on the fears of the legally unsophisticated; and (2) ask for sums of money small enough that most think it better/easier to write the check and move on rather than keeping an unbounded potential liability on their books.

      And yes, IAAPL.

    7. Re:Huh?? by mug+funky · · Score: 5, Funny

      legal precedent: arkell v pressdram

    8. Re:Huh?? by cheater512 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Err....what general legal logic?

    9. Re:Huh?? by retroworks · · Score: 1

      It does not hold water. Whoever was trying to shake him down could never have won a single case. He brought the case against the "patent holder" not vice-versa. The solicitation was like a fake yellow pages ad (mail it to 10,000, see if 1% are dumb enough to pay) of a decade ago. What is scary is what may happen in other nations: China's courts are starting to look into enforcement of USA and European patent and trademarks (at our insistence) and if they aren't lucky may bet what we asked for.

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    10. Re:Huh?? by Antipater · · Score: 1

      I'd hesitate to say "most" there. Many do that, yes. Others are plugged directly into a computer so the scanned file can be bookmarked, blacked-out, or touched up before it gets emailed. When I was a fileroom peon in accounting I "infringed" on this process something like 50 times an hour.

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    11. Re:Huh?? by AllenABQ · · Score: 0

      I think that's somewhat immaterial at this point. The screw-up was the patent getting approved in the first place. As the article states, many companies who have been hit with this legal scam have already been advised to settle because it's the least costly option for a small business that can't afford a protracted court battle. I wouldn't be at all surprised if the Mafia was, in fact, behind this. Shaking down small businesses has been their game for some time.

    12. Re:Huh?? by bhagwad · · Score: 2

      As a responsible citizen, it's up to you to ensure that whatever you do doesn't violate any patents.

      Ignorance of the law is no excuse.

      Enjoy!

    13. Re:Huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd hesitate to say "most" there. Many do that, yes. Others are plugged directly into a computer so the scanned file can be bookmarked, blacked-out, or touched up before it gets emailed. When I was a fileroom peon in accounting I "infringed" on this process something like 50 times an hour.

      I've worked in several offices where the scanner will e-mail a scan and no one used it to send scans to people outside the company. They use the function to email the scan to themselves/coworkers instead of sending it to a network share.

    14. Re:Huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $1000 would fall below the line. But $1000 per employee does not, even for small businesses. If you ask me, they got greedy there.

    15. Re:Huh?? by Antipater · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you have, hence my saying "Many do that, yes."

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    16. Re:Huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The manufacturer certainly is, but the end user can be as well. Under 35 USC 271(a), mere use of a object/process/etc. that is covered by a valid patent can be infringement.
       

    17. Re:Huh?? by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      The US patent process is clearly broken and needs serious repair, like a lot of things in this country.

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    18. Re:Huh?? by sribe · · Score: 1

      How does this hold any legal water at all? Isn't the manufacturer of a product liable for patent infringements, not the end user?

      No. All users of infringing products can be held liable. Most companies have the good sense not to go after end users, but it is perfectly legal. Sucks, but that's the law.

    19. Re:Huh?? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It is obvious, but it will cost you £££,£££ to prove that in a court of law. Cunningly these guys only want £,£££ to leave you alone, so the business case for paying is also obvious.

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    20. Re:Huh?? by Apothem · · Score: 1

      Heck not even just the office scanners, most all-in-one printers that you can get for your house now do this as well. At this point it's such a generalized feature, that they're basically just targeting the general consumer at this point.

    21. Re:Huh?? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Curse you Slashdot, 2012 and you can't process the god damn Pound sign...

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    22. Re:Huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How old is this Patent?
      Wang were doing this with their Freestyle product in 1988
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-Z6wfzKswUg#t=180s

    23. Re:Huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was more responding to the "others are plugged directly into a computer so the scanned file...can be touched up before it gets emailed". The scan to email function doesn't keep you from touching up the scan before it gets to its final destination. In fact none of the office scanners/printers I have seen were plugged into a pc/server.

    24. Re:Huh?? by amnezick · · Score: 0

      it could, in 2012. But then

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    25. Re:Huh?? by afidel · · Score: 1

      No way, IP lawsuits are crazy expensive, just the pretrial stuff a lawsuit a family member was preparing for ran to almost six figures. Luckily for them the other side decided to get involved in three simultaneous lawsuits and ran out of money before the billable hours really started to rack up.

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    26. Re:Huh?? by TDyl · · Score: 1

      This is just patently stupid.

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    27. Re:Huh?? by Theaetetus · · Score: 0

      Yes, except in this case, the patent office allowed someone to patent a process and not an invention so general legal logic goes out the window right there.

      Yeah, stupid patent office following the statute:

      Whoever invents or discovers any new and useful process, machine, manufacture, or composition of matter, or any new and useful improvement thereof, may obtain a patent therefor, subject to the conditions and requirements of this title.

    28. Re:Huh?? by Trilkin · · Score: 1

      Are you a wizard from the past?!

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    29. Re:Huh?? by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Funny

      As a responsible citizen, it's up to you to ensure that whatever you do doesn't violate any patents.

      Ignorance of the law is no excuse.

      Enjoy!

      Sorry, I already patented a method by which an individual analyzes manual physical processes to ascertain any potential conflict with applicable licenseable material.

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    30. Re:Huh?? by adamdoyle · · Score: 1

      Patent infringement occurs when another "makes, uses, offers to sell, or sells any patented invention." 35 U.S.C. 271(a). If the company actually held a patent on the process of scanning documents and emailing them, then they really could sue users for infringement. In this case, though, that process is clearly not patentable since the process of scanning and emailing a document "was known or used by others in this country ... before the invention thereof by the applicant for patent." 35 U.S.C. 102(a). When the USPTO issues a patent, the scope of the claims is not immediately clear. This is what the patent holders here are relying on. It's difficult - even for a patent attorney - to determine the exact scope of the claims of these patents. If they make it cheaper to settle than to hire an attorney (and possibly go to court), then they win.

    31. Re:Huh?? by mbone · · Score: 2

      Patent attorney's I have talked to say not to start a patent lawsuit without a few million US dollars for initial costs.

    32. Re:Huh?? by interkin3tic · · Score: 2

      How does this hold any legal water at all?

      You act as if there are a set of rational rules regarding intellectual property laws, when reality quite clearly demonstrates there's nothing at all logical about any of it.

      I keep expecting to hear that patent trolls are going to make anti-patents and will be able to sue you for NOT using them.

    33. Re:Huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That and those fines appear to fall just beneath what it would cost to get a patent lawyer to fight the charge so on a pure revenue basis, it's cheaper to pay the ransom.

      Class action suit time!

    34. Re:Huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's complaining about Slashdot being from the past.

    35. Re:Huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the Slashdot developers are fucking useless

    36. Re:Huh?? by Antipater · · Score: 1
      It doesn't keep you from doing it, no, but it does slow down the process when you have to wait the 15-30 seconds for the file to appear in your inbox rather than having the raw scan instantly displayed. It's even longer when it's a large file (I'm talking hundred-page tax returns here, not a couple of loose sheets). That doesn't sound like much, but it adds up when you're doing nothing but scanning for 8 hours straight. The firm I worked at had 4 workstations, each with a dedicated scanner.

      Again, I'm not saying that everyone does it that way, or even that it's the best way to do it for most people's general needs. I'm just saying that there are people out there, probably large numbers of them, who manually email scanned documents (i.e. infringe on TFA's process patent), because it's the best way for them specifically to do their jobs.

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    37. Re:Huh?? by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Nope, if you read the letter that was sent to companies, they have a list of cases they say are infringing. One of them was using a scanner which had a automated scan and email function built in.

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    38. Re:Huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should try using the mobile site, like on a quad-core smartphone like the Galaxy S3. Slowest piece of shit you ever saw.

    39. Re:Huh?? by countach74 · · Score: 1

      Go go, Jury nullification.

    40. Re:Huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, the seller or, as the case may be, the manufacturer, of an item defined by the Department of Commerce as a 'consumer product' must indemnify the end user for any infringement.
      You can sue an end user, but cannot collect any damages. Various courts have held that suing someone from whom you cannot collect damages from is abuse of process. Many federal courts will dismiss such suits, sometimes with admonishment to the plaintiff counsel, upon motion by defendant. If any monies were expended by the defendant, the seller or manufacturer of the infringing product is liable for those also.
      Been there, done that. Even though it was 12 years ago.

    41. Re:Huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that settling typically includes loss of rights to be included in a class-action lawsuit against the other party. As a patent troll they likely thought of that, and since the only possible members of the class would be those that have settled as this has not gone to trial, class-action is probably impossible.

    42. Re:Huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'd be more scary if he was a wizard from the future.

    43. Re:Huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the question posited by the story submitter is "when will something be done about this legal mafia?"

      I agree the patent is stupid, as you say. To proceed, merely stand up to them, call their bluff and when you receive notice from their lawyers, it will surely have a name and address of your accuser. The problem is, that a loss in court doesn't truly make an example of them to others like them...if you're getting where I'm going with this...

    44. Re:Huh?? by Scarletdown · · Score: 2

      It doesn't even make sense as extortion. They are setting the fees so high that companies may be tempted to view settling as the more expensive alternative.

      If they want to play Mafia games, then there is a small danger that some of these companies they extort may find that pooling resources and paying someone $10K or so plus expenses to take out these turds may be a more economical solution than either paying the troll or settling.

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    45. Re:Huh?? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      It is about time that companies should be able to sue the US patents office for falsely assigning patents. If those patent lawyering favouring idiots were to be made financially liable for the stupid decisions we might see some improvement in that organisation. It is becoming all to apparent the ready willingness to approve the most stupid patents has been created by legal lobbyists and corrupt political appointees.

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    46. Re:Huh?? by Pf0tzenpfritz · · Score: 1

      That damn inflation...

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    47. Re:Huh?? by Commontwist · · Score: 1

      Process patent, huh? Here's another one...

      Scanner = Toilet
      Network = Sewer

      Thus, one patents the process of inputting waste into the Toilet device and sending it outside via the interconnected Sewer.
      All those who give a $h!t are therefore legal targets!

    48. Re:Huh?? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      To get the £ sign, you type £. (To get the & sign, you type &).

    49. Re:Huh?? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      But if your scanner can save to a pdf file, and Outlook lets you send attachments, isn't it "obvious" even to someone who isn't skilled in the art, that you can email a scanned file to someone?

    50. Re:Huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't their a right for a speedy trial or something?

      For something this ludicrous I would bet on it that the judge would throw it out, just have the CEO or someone of the firm with a basic grasp of laws meet them in court for the preliminary hearing. Tell the judge this is a clear and obvious shakedown and that you contacted police/prosecutor to deal with it. (and do so)
      Also inform the judge that the troll is seeking x$ and that you want to fight this obvious troll and stand up to them for less than x$ and thus are representing yourself, for the time being, instead of paying expensive lawyers.

      If that doesn't get the case thrown out/dismissed whatever, pay the ransom.

    51. Re:Huh?? by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I already patented a method by which an individual analyzes manual physical processes to ascertain any potential conflict with applicable licenseable material.

      Well, at least it isn't obvious.

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    52. Re:Huh?? by eth1 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't even make sense as extortion. They are setting the fees so high that companies may be tempted to view settling as the more expensive alternative.

      If they want to play Mafia games, then there is a small danger that some of these companies they extort may find that pooling resources and paying someone $10K or so plus expenses to take out these turds may be a more economical solution than either paying the troll or settling.

      Let me show you the scanner... it's in here by the tape safe...

      *SLAM*

    53. Re:Huh?? by ikeman32 · · Score: 1

      As a responsible citizen, it's up to you to ensure that whatever you do doesn't violate any patents.

      Ignorance of the law is no excuse.

      Enjoy!

      Ignorance of the law may be no excuse; however, ignorance of common sense is no excuse for the law.

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    54. Re:Huh?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppost everyone now owes me $1000 for infringing on my patented method of wiping one's ass.

    55. Re:Huh?? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      While that works, at least for me it also works to enter the pound sign directly: £

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    56. Re:Huh?? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Which just means that having that process automated doesn't protect you. If all of them were using scanners with built-in email function, you'd have more of a point. OTOH, even a single sued company not using an automated process is a confirmation of my point.

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  2. Organized crime by Hatta · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Organized crime is what the government does these days. They are not here to protect us. They are here to ensure that the rich and powerful get more rich and more powerful. Any sort of thuggery by which that occurs is fine as far as any arm of the government is concerned.

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    1. Re:Organized crime by rockout · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I RTFA (bad form) and I missed the part where the government is extorting money from people for scanning and emailing documents. But thanks for your "F the gubberment!!!"" post which is always good for some cheap mod points. If that's what you're into.

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    2. Re:Organized crime by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      We need Leverage... But they need that show's run.

    3. Re:Organized crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These days? When has any hovernment NOT looking out for the interests of the [rich, elite class, etc.] over the common person? Haven't read much political history have you?

    4. Re:Organized crime by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, I RTFA (bad form) and I missed the part where the government is extorting money from people for scanning and emailing documents. But thanks for your "F the gubberment!!!"" post which is always good for some cheap mod points. If that's what you're into.

      Question 1: Who develops and maintains the patent system that not only allows, but seemingly encourages this sort of trolling behavior?

      Question 2: Assuming a correct answer for question one, do they who maintain the patent system profit from this sort of trolling behavior?

      I fail to see how anyone who answers those questions honestly can absolve the government of blame.

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    5. Re:Organized crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Organized crime is what $KNEE_JERK_HATETHINK_GROUP does these days. They are not here to $HATETHINK_GROUP_TASK. They are here to ensure that the $HATETHINK_CLASS get more $HATETHINK_CLASS. Any sort of thuggery by which that occurs is fine as far as any $SUBSET_OF_KNEE_JERK_HATETHINK_GROUP is concerned.

      There, FTFY. And, as a bonus, fixed it for anyone else responding.

    6. Re:Organized crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You only got one. Not that you'd care.

    7. Re:Organized crime by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I RTFA (bad form) and I missed the part where the government is extorting money from people for scanning and emailing documents

      You would, because it doesn't work that way. People extort money from other people using the government. The extortionists then pay the government for the privilege of being allowed to extort.

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    8. Re:Organized crime by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If you had read any political history, you'd recognize that it's much much worse today than it has been in recent history. You have to go 100 years back to find a government so cravenly beholden to the rich and powerful. Our government is more corrupt than any in living memory, that qualifies for a "these days".

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    9. Re:Organized crime by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Changing my assertion to a generic form that is clearly untrue does not actually refute my assertion. Try again.

      Really, please do. I would love to believe that the government has my best interests at heart, but there is no such evidence available. Show me when the government has chosen to act for the best interests of the people over the best interests of the rich.

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    10. Re:Organized crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fail to see how anyone who answers those questions honestly can absolve the government of blame.

      I don't think there's a single problem that can't be blamed on the government. I believe that will always be the case. So blaming the government isn't doing anything. It's a cop out for finding the real problem.

    11. Re:Organized crime by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      I would love to believe that the government has my best interests at heart, but there is no such evidence available. Show me when the government has chosen to act for the best interests of the people over the best interests of the rich.

      You are perhaps thinking that the best interests of the individual are the same as the best interests of the people as a whole, or that your best interests are the same as someone else's? In one sentence you refer to "my best interests", and in the next you write "best interests of the people". Those two are not necessarily the same.

    12. Re:Organized crime by icebike · · Score: 1

      A1: Lawyers
      A2: Yes.

      Counter Question: Would you want to live in a society where the Government had total power to control Lawyers?

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    13. Re:Organized crime by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      A1: Lawyers

      ... who are employed by the government.

      Counter Question: Would you want to live in a society where the Government had total power to control Lawyers?

      From all I've seen, there's no evidence that I don't already reside in such a hellhole. Asking whether or not I want to live in such a dystopia is pretty much non sequitur, considering.

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    14. Re:Organized crime by rockout · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I wish this guy hadn't posted AC because frankly, he's dead-on right about the OP. "It's the gubbermint's fault!" is an easy, cheap, and not helpful at all rallying cry. And notice that Mr. Question 1 and 2 also jumped on the "gimmie mod points" bandwagon by yelling basically the same thing in a slightly more civilized tone, and it worked. Doesn't change the fact that it's such a general accusation as to be completely worthless.

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    15. Re:Organized crime by tqk · · Score: 1

      Would you want to live in a society where the Government had total power to control Lawyers?

      Isn't the whole point of having a government that it's to protect you from predators like this because nothing else can? If not, then what is it for?

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    16. Re:Organized crime by tqk · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I RTFA (bad form) and I missed the part where the government is extorting money from people for scanning and emailing documents

      You would, because it doesn't work that way. People extort money from other people using the government. The extortionists then pay the government for the privilege of being allowed to extort.

      That's not how it was when it started, but that does appear to be the way that succeeding generations have allowed it to become.

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    17. Re:Organized crime by icebike · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly. The government isn't on your side.
      Your Lawyer is supposed to be, but then if you think the Government should control all lawyers, what do you have left?

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    18. Re:Organized crime by tqk · · Score: 1

      When has any hovernment NOT looking out for the interests of the [rich, elite class, etc.] over the common person? Haven't read much political history have you?

      You epitomize what I despise most reading about. Ignorant, uneducated boors pontificating their "shallow as a pane of glass" worldview as if they're established fact that everyone should know and agree with. Of course you can't spell, proofread, or offer a shred of proof to support your opinion.

      I'm a libertarian, so I generally don't cheer government as the magic pixie dust that holds civilization together, but that's a lot better than being an ignorant fool like yourself.

      Go read an encyclopedia (at your level, wikipedia will do). See Athens, Greece. Yeah, they had slaves. Everybody did then. Compare with Sparta. In many people's eyes, it was ugly. Ask the Persian god Xerxes. Switzerland, where every healthy man is mandated to be part of the militia, keeping his weapon in order along with regular training. Israel is also pretty obvious. 1776 USA.

      Government doesn't have to be a malevolent force preying on its own citizens and others. It can be the fulcrum that leverages cooperation among the citizenry. Instead, apathy allows it to become the former.

      I'm ashamed to share a planet with people who are as lazy minded as you.

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    19. Re:Organized crime by tqk · · Score: 1

      Isn't the whole point of having a government that it's to protect you from predators like this because nothing else can? If not, then what is it for?

      The government isn't on your side. Your Lawyer is supposed to be ...

      Drank the Koolaid, have you?

      ... but then if you think the Government should control all lawyers, what do you have left?

      Jaded much? Ever heard of The Constitution? The thing that tells your government what it's not allowed to fiddle with? Yours appears to be broken/insufficient. Have a nice day. :-P

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  3. Upper right hand corner ad by FarField12 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    (Right, Upper hand corner of this page for me.)
    "Wondering what your patents might be worth in the current market?"
    Wow! I can't resist selling my patents!
    Ahem! Well, back to /.
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  4. Re:Stupid people you are! Until you wake up... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    You're all stupid people to believe that this is the real 'legal mafia'. The government is the real mafia. Until you wake up and realize that more than 80% of your day goes to paying for the elite bastards to live high on the hog you won't ever find freedom.

    The government is just the enforcer.

    You want to talk to the Don, you'll be walking into a bank like Goldman Sachs or HSBC, not a government building.

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  5. come get us bitches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Food Concepts Inc
    2551 Parmenter St
    Middleton, Wi
    53562

    I fucking double dare you.

    1. Re:come get us bitches by SomeJoel · · Score: 2

      Somehow, this reminds me of putting a bumper sticker on someone else's car that says "I dare you to pull me over, PIG!"

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    2. Re:come get us bitches by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 2

      I'm reminded of Bush Jr.'s "bring it on".

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    3. Re:come get us bitches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to post an email address so that we can verify you being in violation of our patent. We also need a scanned photograph of your scanner to make sure of things.
      Singcerely Yours,
      Project Paperless LLC

    4. Re:come get us bitches by tqk · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of Bush Jr.'s "bring it on".

      He landed a fighter jet on a flat top, so he couldn't have been a complete moron; assuming he actually did that himself (as opposed to someone remotely operating the thing for him). I can't say he did much else that impressed me. However, I'm not easily impressed.

      No, I'm not much impressed by Obama's record so far either.

      [sorry for all the "impressed".]

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    5. Re:come get us bitches by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Affraid someone else was the pilot. Bush was in the back seat.

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    6. Re:come get us bitches by tqk · · Score: 1

      Afraid someone else was the pilot. Bush was in the back seat.

      Wow. I did not know that. I thought he was showing off his Air National Guard training, and he didn't even do that. What a shrubbery. I'll bet he even peed himself on the landing.

      You guys need to find better people to be Presidents (& etc). Holy !@#$.

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    7. Re:come get us bitches by tqk · · Score: 1

      You forgot to post an email address so that we can verify you being in violation of our patent.

      We suggest you tell your Mom to go to her sister's place. There's an ICBM on its way to you as our reply to your demand. Please call your lawyer and tell him to join you to hold your hand. Have a nice day.

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  6. extortion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Method patents, like software patents, are powerful instruments of extortion. As this bizarre case shows, extortion is most successful against the weak (end users) rather than the strong (xerox, canon, etc).

  7. 35 USC section 271 - Infringement by L.+J.+Beauregard · · Score: 5, Informative

    (a) Except as otherwise provided in this title, whoever without authority makes, uses, offers to sell, or sells any patented invention, within the United States or imports into the United States any patented invention during the term of the patent therefor, infringes the patent.

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    1. Re:35 USC section 271 - Infringement by qbitslayer · · Score: 2

      Just as I thought. It's not the legal mafia that is at fault here. It's the intellectual property system that is the law of the land. We need a better system that rewards inventors and creators for their hard work but does not infringe on the right of the people to be free.

    2. Re:35 USC section 271 - Infringement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (a) Except as otherwise provided in this title, whoever without authority makes, uses, offers to sell, or sells any patented invention, within the United States or imports into the United States any patented invention during the term of the patent therefor, infringes the patent.

      Under this section, wouldn't the manufacturer of the devices that get used by the person allegedly infringing the patent be legally negligent in not providing clear indication further licensing would be required to use their product compliantly within the law?

    3. Re:35 USC section 271 - Infringement by mug+funky · · Score: 2

      you should bold the word "invention", which this patent is not.

    4. Re:35 USC section 271 - Infringement by idontgno · · Score: 1

      It's not the legal mafia that is at fault here. It's the intellectual property system that is the law of the land.

      Hence the word "legal" in "legal mafia".

      Abusing the law for fun and profit has a long and time-honored history. What makes you think anything will change?

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    5. Re:35 USC section 271 - Infringement by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      (a) Except as otherwise provided in this title, whoever without authority makes, uses, offers to sell, or sells any patented invention, within the United States or imports into the United States any patented invention during the term of the patent therefor, infringes the patent.

      Under this section, wouldn't the manufacturer of the devices that get used by the person allegedly infringing the patent be legally negligent in not providing clear indication further licensing would be required to use their product compliantly within the law?

      Oh, they probably already got their legal notice. The patent troll is 'going retail' with going after the users to improve their bottom line.

      Fun thing about 'selling intangibles' is, the supply never dries up. And if this isn't a prime example, I don't know what is.

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    6. Re:35 USC section 271 - Infringement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The legalese "whoever without authority makes, uses, offers to sell, or sells any patented invention, within the United States or imports into the United States any patented invention during the term of the patent therefor, infringes the patent." refers to a person or company who employs a patented invention in their product, etc. In particular "uses" refers to the maker or importer of the device that implements the patented invention, NOT the end user.

      As pointed out, its just a scam, wrapped up in legal verbiage and laid on small, non technical end-user companies that would rather pay out a few thousand dollars than get lawyers involved.

      Shakespear advocated getting rid of all the lawyers. When you finally embark on your revolution, if you get rid of the lawyers (you don't have to kill them, just incarcerate them in Guantanamo and waterboard them every few hours), you'll get rid of most of the politicians and paid-for lobbyists at a stroke too! Its a win-win situation. Whats not to like? :-)

    7. Re:35 USC section 271 - Infringement by Scarletdown · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just as I thought. It's not the legal mafia that is at fault here. It's the intellectual property system that is the law of the land.

      The fault is shared equally with both our imaginary property system AND the sociopathic assholes who choose to abuse it like this.

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    8. Re:35 USC section 271 - Infringement by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Everybody knows, you never go full retail.

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    9. Re:35 USC section 271 - Infringement by SuperTechnoNerd · · Score: 1

      But the problem is you and I think is "abuse". The government and thees trolls see it as a business opportunity.

  8. I was browsing the web and I found... by Phics · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:I was browsing the web and I found... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That site hasn't had an update since May, 2012?

      captcha: impinges

    2. Re:I was browsing the web and I found... by tgd · · Score: 1

      That site hasn't had an update since May, 2012?

      captcha: impinges

      Updating a website probably violates someone's patent.

    3. Re:I was browsing the web and I found... by redlemming · · Score: 1

      Patents are to ensure that the proper credit goes to an inventor.

      It's a nice theory. Doesn't work out that way very often in practice. In many areas of law, how the legal system SHOULD work and how it DOES work are two very different things. In quite a few of these cases, the differences ultimately come down to problems involving ethical conflict of interest.

      The problems with the current patent system have been documented for decades. You might try reading the old position paper (1991) by the League for Programming Freedom to understand some of the issues.

      I don't think the position paper sufficiently addresses the ethics issues associated with the current patent system, issues involving both conflict of interest on the part of the patent office, and on the part of the legal profession (as a class in society). But once you've read the position paper, hopefully a few minutes thought will allow you to figure out something about the nature of the ethics problem.

      Another thing to read up on: Stigler's law.

      Ironically, the problems with the patent system have only gotten worse since 1991, much like the national debt.

      I don't think anyone here hates inventors. I do innovative or creative work many times a year, and that's probably true of many (even most) Slashdot readers: it tends to go with being a nerd.

      Hating (or at least strongly disliking) unethical conduct and a broken legal system, on the other hand, is fairly common for the well-informed Slashdot reader.

  9. Process Patents by Damastus+the+WizLiz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Has anyone patented the process of sueing people for violations of patents? If not someone better get on it quickly. Millions of dollars in settlements are being lost every minute now.

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    1. Re:Process Patents by Delarth799 · · Score: 1

      Dang it, I knew there was something I meant to go patent today! Ill be right back and if anyone sues someone for violation of my patents then inform them they have violated my patent!

    2. Re:Process Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple's already on it.

    3. Re:Process Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bwahahahah!!! Fandroids are so FUNNY!!!

    4. Re:Process Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they have. I have a vague feeling it was IBM, but don't quote me on that.

    5. Re:Process Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the process of suing for the violation of the process of suing people for violation of patents?

    6. Re:Process Patents by epp_b · · Score: 1
    7. Re:Process Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I seem to recall that someone tried something along those lines, though I think it had to do specifically with unimplemented patents bought off third parties...

    8. Re:Process Patents by SJ2000 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Halliburton

    9. Re:Process Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I'm gonna patent the process of generating prior art to patents.

  10. Jokes on them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't e-mail people my scans, I upload them to Megaupload and send them the link.

    Foolproof.

    1. Re:Jokes on them. by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

      I don't e-mail people my scans, I upload them to Megaupload and send them the link.

      Foolproof.

      You've already played the fool. Megaupload is long gone.

    2. Re:Jokes on them. by crypticedge · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dare I say, woosh?

    3. Re:Jokes on them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we get a -1 Woosh modifier? I propose no change to Karma, It just needs to be like a negative +1 Funny.

    4. Re:Jokes on them. by tgd · · Score: 1

      Can we get a -1 Woosh modifier?

      I propose no change to Karma, It just needs to be like a negative +1 Funny.

      WTF, +1 Funny is a positive!

  11. Balancing act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patent trolls must play a very careful balancing game weighing potential rewards versus reality of enforcement and the potential consequences that failure would entail. Attempting to sue every employee that has ever used a scanner, for instance, is completely infeasible. Legitimacy of the patent aside, all potential defendants would need do is show up to, en masse, drive the company out of business. Further, revisiting legitimacy, each individual hearing raises the chance of a judge ruling the entire patent null and void. It's bad business sense, regardless of the despicable nature of of patent trolls as a whole -- good business sense would be to target employers, and only thereof, with the goal of settlement at a figure barely worth the notice of said employers.

    1. Re:Balancing act by jmauro · · Score: 2

      They're never going to get to the point of actually suing anyone in court. If someone puts up even a iota of a fight, they'll just dismiss the lawsuit and move on.

      They're looking for easy targets who will just pay up without asking questions, which is why they're suing smaller companies. Someone like HP would eat them for lunch and get the patent invalidated.

    2. Re:Balancing act by Schmorgluck · · Score: 1

      And this is why, if they drop the lawsuit, they should have to pay all the legal expenses. Yes, including the lawyer bills of the defendant. And possibly moral damage on top of that. In short, what happens in any sane legal system, in which the initiator of a bogus lawsuit can suffer a significant net loss.

      The American Rule is crap. Get rid of it.

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    3. Re:Balancing act by redlemming · · Score: 1

      The American Rule is crap. Get rid of it.

      The American Rule was created by (and is enforced by) legal professionals, who -- as a class in society -- are in a position of ethical conflict of interest with respect to the policies that govern the pay that legal professionals can receive.

      It should not be surprising that -- in practice, whatever the theory behind the Rule may be -- this creates many problems.

      This is part of a much bigger problem. Legal professionals -- as a class in society -- are in a position of ethical conflict of interest with respect to the nature, scope, and form of the legal system. It is not an accident that the USA is known as the "Land of the Lawsuit", but the ethics-related problems are not only limited to abuse of Tort Law. Rather, the problems, like a cancer that has metastasized, have spread to many different areas of the legal system. The many issues that Slashdot readers have identified with the Patent and Copyright systems are just a small part of a much bigger set of problems that share ethical conflict of interest as a key driver.

      Unfortunately, most people that study the law in sufficient depth to be aware of these issues are also the same people who are intending to make a living from the practice of law. It should not be surprising (disappointing, perhaps, but not surprising) that they have very little to say about ethical conflicts of interest affecting their profession.

      Putting this in other terms, ethics problems are a primary source of pollution in the US legal environment, one which has been choking this country for a long time. Just as many old-time industrialists were too busy making a quick buck to worry about the harm done to the natural environment by their factories and mines, a large percentage of legal professionals are too busy making tons of money to worry about the harm done to the social and legal environment by how they do business.

      Until we can raise public awareness of the ethics issues in the legal profession, it is unlikely that anything can be done about the many problems. We need an equivalent of the environmental movement, focused on cleaning up the US legal system and minimizing further pollution, so that future generations can live in a better world than we do.

  12. So? Just another scam by alen · · Score: 2

    In the old days you would send a fake purchase order for some low amount to finance and demand to get paid. This is just another scam like that

    I guess people need to be outraged about something

    1. Re:So? Just another scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This patent isn't fake, though, which is most of the problem.

    2. Re:So? Just another scam by alen · · Score: 1

      so? if it was apple or google they can have it reexamined and get rid of it easily

      small businesses can't afford the legal bills

    3. Re:So? Just another scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "$1200 per employee" is to high. For a lot of small businesses, that will be more then a year of profit. So some of them will have to fight it.

  13. When will something be done about this legal mafia by RLU486983 · · Score: 1

    As soon as the other mafia is driven out of Congress and Senate!!

  14. Reason for suing the end user is simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not the technology that they patented, it's the process. It's precisely as if someone patented driving a car to the grocery, buying food, putting the food in the trunk and driving back home. If you do that, then YOU (not the car manufacturer or the grocery store) infringe on the patent.

    That doesn't make it not a shitty patent.

    1. Re:Reason for suing the end user is simple by vlm · · Score: 1

      thanks for giving them that idea. now I have to put my food in the front seat instead of the trunk.

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    2. Re:Reason for suing the end user is simple by alen · · Score: 1

      the reason is the end user won't fight it

      the prior art is that the device in their patent had to exist before their patent. but the small business will pay up because its cheaper

    3. Re:Reason for suing the end user is simple by Gilmoure · · Score: 2

      Or wrap it in a Taun-Taun carcass and strap it to the hood.

      Not that I have a patent on this particular grocery retrieval process.

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    4. Re:Reason for suing the end user is simple by vlm · · Score: 2

      There's a haggis joke in here somewhere

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  15. In some way this could be good news. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2
    So many people just shrug their shoulders and show no interest at all in any of these outrageous patients. Sort of, "only raving lunatic nerds who read slashdot bother about it. The situation can't be that bad". When they suddenly face the prospect of being slapped with a law-suite they might sit up, take notice and stir up a storm. Like the fine print in the Instagram was not new or anything. Probably all those YouTube videos too have similar clauses. But nobody bothered. But suddenly it became a media frenzy.

    Let us be very helpful to this troll and send him names and addresses of all the congresscritters and judges who might have been in violation of the claimed patent. Some how get him to include the names of these figures whose power/IQ ratio approaches infinity. Then may be some reform might happen.

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    1. Re:In some way this could be good news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So many people just shrug their shoulders and show no interest at all in any of these outrageous patients.

      Who's the patient in this case?

  16. Who Owns Project Paperless LLC? by cultiv8 · · Score: 4, Informative
    According to http://stop-project-paperless.com/project-paperless-llc, these guys: http://www.hkw-law.com./

    Public records indicate that each of the partners in the law firm of Hill, Kertscher, & Wharton are either managers, members, or organizers in one or more of the shell companies which in turn appear to have a stake in Project Paperless, LLC.

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    1. Re:Who Owns Project Paperless LLC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fairly easy to stop this.

      When someone receives a letter to this (and you know you're not using anything of their patents) offer to allow Project Paperless to review. However, if you are not violating their patents, you will charge Project Paperless $10,000 (possible $100,000 depending on the size of your business) per hour in 'helping' Project Paperless do it's review (plus court and retrieval amounts as necessary).

      It's not your responsibility to prove your not violating Project Paperless's patents. It's theirs.

    2. Re:Who Owns Project Paperless LLC? by Schmorgluck · · Score: 1

      Ah, it brings out another approach to fight patent trolls: making it illegal for practicing lawyers to represent any entity in which they have stakes (including themselves, for completeness). Not that it's got a chance to happen in the USA, but, well, it's the case in many countries already.

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    3. Re:Who Owns Project Paperless LLC? by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

      Yes, I was gonna say that. Apparently in Canada layman can't represent a corporation in a court, it has to be a lawyer. So immediately I'm at disadvantage as I have to spend actual $$ on the lawsuit, while they only waste their own time. If they had to hire another lawyer to represent them it would be entirely different matter.

  17. This all stops . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . once the patent system as we know it is fixed.

    Quit handing out patents like it's candy on Halloween. Barring that, cut the time limits WAAAAY down on technology related
    patents to say a few years at most. ( Seriously, tech that is over five years old is really old ) Add some sort of " troll tax " for
    any company where the majority source of income is via patent litigation against anyone they think they can get away with.

    Once it ceases to be profitable, the entire problem will solve itself overnight.

  18. Well that's easy... by Roogna · · Score: 1

    Does it also cover scanning, adding a signature in photoshop, and then e-mailing? Oh crap, wait! Gotta patent this fast!

  19. Online world carries over into the real world by jandrese · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Her study of startups targeted by patent trolls found that when confronted with a patent demand, 22 percent ignored it entirely. Compare that with the 35 percent that decided to fight back and 18 percent that folded. Ignoring the demand was the cheapest option ($3,000 on average) versus fighting in court, which was the most expensive ($870,000 on average).

    So the best way to deal with trolls in the real world is the same as the online world: simply ignore them. If they want to sue you, then make them go through all the expense and trouble of making the case--most of the time they won't even bother. These are basically old timey protection rackets. They're trying to put the minimum amount of effort in to get the biggest return. They might try to make an example of a company or two, but it probably won't be you.

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    1. Re:Online world carries over into the real world by Thorodin · · Score: 1

      But in this case, it's (if a previous post is correct) a bunch of lawyers. I don't think (just guessing here, tho) that it would be that costly for them. Obviously, their time is free so it would appear court costs are all that's left. And I'd guess they'd only have to win one or two of their cases to get their other targets to settle.

    2. Re:Online world carries over into the real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If they don't send the letter certified, you "never got it." If they send it certified, don't open it and refuse to sign for it. If they attempt to call you, hang up. Basically, if they do anything but serve you, ignore them while remaining legally ignorant of their demands.

    3. Re:Online world carries over into the real world by Schmorgluck · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, they'd only have to lose one or two of their cases to get the other targets to fight, and bleed them to oblivion with all the legal expenses that would be put on their tab. If it wasn't the USA, that is.

      The reste of the legal world mocks the American Rule, that is the main reason why patent trolls exist in the USA and almost nowhere else.

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    4. Re:Online world carries over into the real world by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

      Precisely. They have to build the case, i.e. collect evidence of infringement etc.

  20. When will something be done about this legal mafia by rudy_wayne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When will something be done about this legal mafia?

    Nothing will ever be done because every major company is playing the game.

    Google, Apple, Microsoft, IBM . . . . . every big company with deep pockets has been hit by patent trolls. So why don't they all get together and use their considerable lobbying power to demand that congress change the law? Why? Because they don't really want the law changed. They want to be able to whack somebody with a patent lawsuit when it suits them.

    Bogus patents are the new nuclear weapons. Everyone knows they are bad and destructive, they serve no useful purpose and should be eliminated. But nobody is willing to actually do that because some day they might need a weapon to use against a competitor. That's the new business model. Litigation instead of competition.

  21. I do this all the time.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I scan documents to pdf's and email the pdf's. If this troll has a problem, they can go bug Xerox as Xerox is the one who converts the document to a pdf.

    If they have a problem with me emailing an attachment, they can go bug Microsoft as I use Outlook.

  22. You guys are suckers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This site posts every single patent story it can because they know youll all fly off the handle and post like crazy to increase page hits.

    Hell most of these patent stories are just legitiment people protecting their assests but all you have to do is say the word patent and people show up in waves without reading the story to start bitching about how patent laws destroy america and blah blah blah. You all just buy into this because its the current trend in internet nerd bitching.

    Unless you are a patent attorney, work in the patent office that has to do with the actual process or some other real world involvement and personal knowledge of patents you dont know squat but all act like they are somehow goverment and state approved patent officers that know everything. Hint: just because it sounds good to you doesnt mean its right.

    1. Re:You guys are suckers. by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 2

      If you RTFA you would realize in this case this is different then every other patent story posted on Slashdot.

      This story is about the legal equivalent of you being sued because you wipe your ass with your left hand. Sure someone could in fact hold a legitimate patent for the process of left handed ass wiping but there is no legal precedence for suing people because they use their left hand for wiping their asses. Spend a second and think about the stupidity of someone claiming $1000 in damage per person that uses their left hand for wiping their asses. Now spend another second thinking about how stupid it is for people in an office using the technology that exists in the office to scan and email a document and someone asking $1000 per person.

      The only valid complaint this patent holder could have is to sue printer or scanner manufactures that offer scan to email features. Users of an idea do not violate patent law, period. You don't have to be a patent attorney to realize something is very wrong, this is not some example of a legitimate patent holder collecting their dues, this is outright extortion. You don't have to be an expert to have a comment about common sense.

      You bitch about people flying off the handle before reading the story, but obviously you couldn't wait for the first patent story of the day to hit Slashdot before releasing your stupid rant without reading the article or applying any thought about it.

      I might be a sucker, but I ain't no fool.

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    2. Re:You guys are suckers. by PhunkySchtuff · · Score: 1

      Users of a Method, or a Process that is patented are, under US law, breaking the patent.

      These patents are designed to protect things such as a process for making soap or candles, so that no one else can copy your exact technique.

      These patents are then abused to protect a common process that occurs in the vast majority of businesses these days - like it or not, that's the law.

      They even explain in the legal letter (if you read the linked article, and the legal letter it contains) that they're not going after Xerox or Canon who make the printers, as they're simply a tool used in the process. Similarly, they're not going after Microsoft or IBM, as the software used is simply another tool used in the process.

      They are going after the people they have determined are infringing their patented process, which is nearly everyone - and they're focussing on small companies who don't have the resources to defend themselves as in the US, you don't have a loser-pays legal system.

      I'd argue that one of the biggest infringers of these patents is the US Government itself, but I don't see them getting threatened any time soon...

    3. Re:You guys are suckers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you are a patent attorney, work in the patent office that has to do with the actual process or some other real world involvement and personal knowledge of patents you dont know squat ...

      In other words, unless we are a member of one of the groups that is in a position of ethical conflict of interest with respect to upholding the current broken patent system, we don't know anything and our thoughts don't matter.

      Logic, reason, argument, and facts are irrelevant.

      Try learning how to write an argument (after you learn to spell).

    4. Re:You guys are suckers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These patents are then abused to protect a common process that occurs in the vast majority of businesses these days - like it or not, that's the law.

      It's only "the law" if we are prepared to tolerate unethical conduct in the government and the legal profession.

      Otherwise it's a violation of fundamental human rights, protected under the 9th and 10th Amendments. In short, it's an illegal law.

  23. Where's the EFF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Has the EFF said anything about this? Isn't this the kind of case they'd be interested in defending?

  24. How did the patent holder know by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    that the companies that they are suing are scanning to email?

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    1. Re:How did the patent holder know by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      they don't, and they aren't sueing anyone. They send a mail out with some yes no questions. "do you have a scanner?" etc. Then it says you owe 1000 per employee.It sounds like they don't actually want to sue anyone.

    2. Re:How did the patent holder know by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I would assume that is exactly the case, especially given that the first person I showed this story to said that he had personally done this in the mid 90s, years before their claimed 2001 patent date....I have to assume that they know that they will get laughed out of court, were this to actually find a challenge.

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  25. Re:first post! by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 1

    Just 100 dollars? :D

  26. I've got to warn my employees! by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

    I'll just scan the story and send out an email.

    Wait...what?

    1. Re:I've got to warn my employees! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget to add a link to an irish newspaper covering this story..

  27. Re:When you vote them out of office? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    I love the naive assumption that what we have is the worst possible outcome, and by choosing people at random we'll automatically arrive at a different result.

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  28. Prior Art by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Informative

    The patents were filed beginning in 1997. Does anyone know if scanners from 1996 were able to scan in a document, launch an e-mail application, and attach said document to the e-mail? A quick Google Groups search did uncover a "photo scanning service" that promised to scan your photo and send it to you via e-mail. https://groups.google.com/group/nyc.singles/browse_thread/thread/6b8e902ec9996435/a1a550f3f5398a27?hl=en&q=scan+attach+to+e-mail#a1a550f3f5398a27

    Also, for reference (and since people might not read the article), here are links to the patents in question:
    http://www.google.com/patents/US6185590
    http://www.google.com/patents/US6771381
    http://www.google.com/patents/US7477410
    http://www.google.com/patents/US7986426

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    1. Re:Prior Art by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Informative

      Does anyone know if scanners from 1996 were able to scan in a document, launch an e-mail application, and attach said document to the e-mail?

      Yes, Paperport from Visoneer was one. The Mac version was AppleScriptable and people regularly did things like transfer scanned images into e-mails, Filemaker databases, etc.

      aside: the term TFS is looking for is "Legal Plunder". Bastiat coined it in 1850 in The Law, and it was then an existing problem, so don't expect a quick resolution so long as the same power structures remain in place (people hate to admit that they're the ones with the role of being fleeced).

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    2. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      business copiers do the scan to email process too, and have been for at least that long.... the last one i set up had to be at least 20 years old.

      and i've been scanning on device (all in one inkjet) and printing on another (b/w laser) through the drivers/utils provided by brother long before http://www.google.com/patents/US7986426 was filed for.

  29. USA is an oligarchy going for a second Dark Age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    USA has their corporate nobles who defend the general population against the foreigners. The nobles get tax from the state for this role. Legal threats and a free flow of new laws make this possible. USA skipped the last dark ages, so now they'll have to live through it. Sorry about that. They should do something about this situation before it gets out of hand. Because now they're rich, when China takes over the world you'll be poor. This means thinks will get a lot worse for most of Americans in the years to come if they are unable to change. The word on the street is that corporations are moving their headquarters as well as manufacturing to the East.

    1. Re:USA is an oligarchy going for a second Dark Age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patent Troll, meet /. Troll

  30. Parasites taking advantage of a system they create by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's really nothing more to be said.

  31. what a scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our company got one of these ridiculous letters about 2 months ago. I took great pleasure in immediately scanning it into an email to a colleague so we could laugh about it.

    1. Re:what a scam by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Our company got one of these ridiculous letters about 2 months ago. I took great pleasure in immediately scanning it into an email to a colleague so we could laugh about it.

      You should have replied to the letter with This. (no, it is not a goatse or a rickroll.)

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  32. Re:When will something be done about this legal ma by mbunch5 · · Score: 1

    When will something be done about this legal mafia?

    Nothing will ever be done because every major company is playing the game.

    Google, Apple, Microsoft, IBM . . . . . every big company with deep pockets has been hit by patent trolls. So why don't they all get together and use their considerable lobbying power to demand that congress change the law? Why? Because they don't really want the law changed. They want to be able to whack somebody with a patent lawsuit when it suits them.

    Bogus patents are the new nuclear weapons. Everyone knows they are bad and destructive, they serve no useful purpose and should be eliminated. But nobody is willing to actually do that because some day they might need a weapon to use against a competitor. That's the new business model. Litigation instead of competition.

    Also, all these big companies have invested billions into their patent chests. If they urged patent reform, they could well wipe out the value of these chests, which could potentially wipe out the company, as these patents are a large part of their corporate worth. I'm sure it is true for others as well, but I remember it being mentioned on Slashdot a while ago that in the case of Apple they actually spend more per year on acquiring and protecting their patents than on R&D.

  33. Re:When you vote them out of office? by Charliemopps · · Score: 2

    Or the naive assumption that we have any choice in who we vote for.

  34. Re:first post! by jamstar7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just 100 dollars? :D

    He's European. They use the '.' where we Americans would use a ','.

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  35. Standard challenge form by Freddybear · · Score: 1

    It seems that the perps in this scenario are using standard boilerplate forms to threaten lawsuits. Could some astute lawyer (IANAL) produce a standard boilerplate response form and offer it for a nominal fee? I think there is precedent for that in regards to a music copyright violation lawsuit-mill.

    1. Re:Standard challenge form by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US Patent Office's guidelines for an ex parte reexamination request.

    2. Re:Standard challenge form by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two things I'd consider if dealing with this...

      1. Where is your proof that I have violated your patent? (Unless you have some solid evidence, then what ground do you have to make the case?)

      2. What is the opinion of my local government on barratry? (IANAL, but from what I understand, that's harrasment with threats of legal proceedings for purposes of profit.) Some places don't take kindly to that. It might not take much to turn the tables.

    3. Re:Standard challenge form by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      Could some astute lawyer (IANAL) produce a standard boilerplate response form and offer it for a nominal fee?

      I believe that the proper reply can be found here.

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  36. Re:first post! by trum4n · · Score: 0

    So $100, to the thousandth. Got it. Wrong is wrong, I don't care where he is from.

  37. Re:first post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    So $100, to the thousandth. Got it. Wrong is wrong, I don't care where he is from.

    No.
    So $100. to the thousandth, Got it, Wrong is wrong. I don't care where he is from,

  38. we don't have employees do that there 3rd party by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    we don't have employees do that there 3rd party contractors

    1. Re:we don't have employees do that there 3rd party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you mean: "We don't have employees do that, they're 3rd-party contractors"?

    2. Re:we don't have employees do that there 3rd party by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      yes and we turned our web 2.0 over to india.

  39. Re:first post! by zlives · · Score: 1

    not very metric of them ;)

  40. When will something be done? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    When the government cares more about its citizens than patent holders. AKA when hell freezes over. If you reduce the power of the patent you not only stop these relatively small players but also degrade the worth of everyone's patents. Which hurts the rich and powerful.

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  41. Petition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the patent office is a petition system like the White House has. Any patent getting more than 1000 signatures would be reviewed.

  42. When will something be done about this legal mafia by Andy+Prough · · Score: 1

    When people stop paying. The only reason these "businesses" can remain in "business" is because someone is paying.

  43. I have a DDoS patent by overmoderated · · Score: 1

    I decided that everybody can use it against troll patenters.

  44. What, no countersuit for legal fees? by davek · · Score: 1

    FTA:

    In the end, Hill and his fellow lawyers at his small Atlanta firm, Hill, Kertscher and Wharton, didn’t have a lot of fight in them. Two weeks after he filed the third-party complaint, Project Paperless dropped its lawsuit. No settlement, no deal—they just went away. (As a result, the scanner makers never actually came to court.)

    That can't be where it ends. Where's the countersuit for legal fees? Compensation for the money required to do the prior-art search? There's protection (albeit not enough) from frivolous and vindictive (perhaps even defamatory, in this case) lawsuits.

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    1. Re:What, no countersuit for legal fees? by afidel · · Score: 1

      What we need is the equivalent of anti-SLAPP for patents, some kind of quick process where a judge can examine the filing and make a summary judgement including awarding treble damages to the defendant for all costs incurred.

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  45. Re:When you vote them out of office? by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 1

    Of course they don't, corporations pass them.

  46. Fax modem? by tepples · · Score: 1

    the prior art is that the device in their patent had to exist before their patent.

    Fax modem? In the process of scanning-to-e-mail, you ultimately have a scanner at one end, a communications network, and a device for receiving and displaying scanned images. A fax machine is a scanner, the phone system is a communications network, and a computer with a fax modem can receive and display faxes. I took the lowest patent number (US6185590) and the filing date on that is October 15, 1997. I remember owning a Mac with a fax modem in the fourth quarter of 1995.

  47. The only way to stop this nonsense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is by getting bar associations to step up to the plate; or if they refuse (and as a last resort), set-up a separate organization that has the power to get disbarred on a national level regardless of the bar assocations' positions.

    The latter is a dangerous road, but something has to budge. After all, the problem isn't the patent system--it'll never be perfect--but a subset of attorneys taking advantage of their knowledge and position in our legal system. This is exactly the same as a doctor fishing for cooperative "patients" and/or fileing questionable or out-right false claims to insurance companies, and hoping things pan out.

  48. Re:When will something be done about this legal ma by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows they are bad and destructive, they serve no useful purpose and should be eliminated.

    Um, nuclear weapons have arguably saved humanity from a third world war. Patents have accomplished what, again?

  49. This could be actually useful troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should target MAFIAA and all of their cronies:

    1) They scan a document (html page)
    2) They send email with screenshot of infringing content of the page (a guess)

  50. Well, close... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nuclear weapons produce mutually-assured destruction, guaranteeing that the major powers will never use them.

    Patents, not so, since patent litigation can result in cartel arrangements, rather than mutual destruction, and patents remain a supremely effective means of preventing small businesses from ever becoming large ones (which is the primary goal).

    So, both nuclear weapons and patents serve a useful purpose....one is the assurance that a nuclear war will not occur, and the other is the protection of well-established businesses from upstarts.

  51. Re:When you vote them out of office? by Immerman · · Score: 1

    Certainly we do, it's just that very few people take seriously the candidates who haven't completely sold their soul in order to afford a massive media blitz. It's really a shame since according to recent political polls the largest single political group among US voters self-identifies as independent: 40% versus 30% democrat, 27% republican, and 3% for all other parties. Clearly there's substantial disillusionment with party politics, what we need is for someone to figure out how to woo voters while bypassing the massively expensive media conglomerates. A tall order, but both the candidates and voters are there.

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  52. Re:When will something be done about this legal ma by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

    What if we the people pool our resources, find patents with prior art, and submit requests for reexamination?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reexamination

    Hit the worst offenders first, then from that imbalance let them start a patent war -- use their nuclear weapons -- among themselves until the whole system unravels. Might that be possible?

  53. Re:When you vote them out of office? by tqk · · Score: 2

    Or the naive assumtion that once in office one will act differently than the other. After all, you're the product that they're selling out to their real benefactors.

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  54. But we've doing this since before their earlies Pa by aklinux · · Score: 2

    Their earliest patent filing from the document at the embedded link is 1997, but Visioneer came out w/ the PaperMax in 1994 and it was advertised to do this. They defaulted to a proprietary format, but could also be output to a PDF and attached to an email. I got my 1st Visioneer about 1996 or so.

    As Xerox bought out Visioneer a few years ago, I assume they got any patents and licensing.

    I wonder if this is why the trolls are going after the users instead of the manufactures. Minolta, HP, and the others selling equipment to do this are probably operating under Xerox licenses and there's nothing to go after there.

    http://www.usnews.com/usnews/culture/articles/941128/archive_013727_3.htm

  55. After the whole god damn country has burned up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the flames are on the capital. You know the only time we do anything.

  56. Trolls according to D&D and MMOs How2 deal wit by NeoStrider69 · · Score: 1

    Easiest way to get rid of a patent troll (AKA the pushing their luck legal mafia).

    #1. Locate the bridge (house, office, courthouse, hobbit hole) that the troll is hiding under(in) while attempting to collect his BS tolls.
    #2. Gather like minded folks from the village (internet).
    #3. Lead the raid to defeat with the NAMED troll knowing full well that the loot-drops are crap however the infamy of the raid will be remembered forever.
    #4. Remember after defeating NAMED troll to take screenshots and to burn the pieces... they regenerate and multiply!
    #5. Hope that the next hapless troll thinking about this course of action to make money will think about chasing tow trucks and ambulances.

  57. Re:When will something be done about this legal ma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, nuclear weapons have arguably saved humanity from a third world war. Patents have accomplished what, again?

    Patents have saved large corporations from dieing due to innovations and improvements by small companies that could gain significant market traction.
    The difference with the nukes is that the patents are actively used day in day out to smash anyone with a bright idea from bringing it to market.

  58. Re:When will something be done about this legal ma by petsounds · · Score: 1

    It's even worse than that; those corporations you mentioned are buying up patent portfolios IN CONJUNCTION WITH patent mega-trolls like Intellectual Ventures. They are the mafia bosses of this whole syndicate, and they don't want anyone else on their turf.

  59. Arkell v Pressdram by catman · · Score: 1

    Thank you. That's the precedent I was thinking of. From TFA, it looks like BlueWave said something like that, probably put in more polite terms. Anyway, the troll did as requested :-)

  60. Why is this so hard? Prior-art should be enough by AC-x · · Score: 1

    Why is this so hard? If they cover scanning and emailing documents then surely the patents are obviously invalid due to prior art:

    Could you do this before the first patent was filed (Oct 15, 1997)? Yes of course you bloody could, relatively affordable scanners have existed since the early 90s and anyone on a network would have used some kind of networked method to copy their scanned images to other computers.

  61. Re:first post! by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

    Just 100 dollars? :D

    He's European. They use the '.' where we Americans would use a ','.

    It actually varies across Europe (France uses a space IIRC), but it is true that is one of those used.

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  62. Henry II by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    'Who will rid me of these meddlesome trolls?'

  63. ahh the irony by apcullen · · Score: 2

    Most businesses have now implemented stupid email "retention" policies to avoid law suits that require all email to be deleted after an insanely short time (my company has gone from 6 months to 1 month).
     
      If only the kept that old email, and could show just ONE scanned document being emailed prior to the patent, they'd have prior art.

  64. I'm sorry, but what? by axl917 · · Score: 1

    This is pure layman's WTFishness coming here, no legal experience whatsoever, but I can't quite understand how someone could feel they have a case here. How can one patent the actual "act" of doing something? At my place of business right now, we have a Xerox Workcentre 7775. We paid money for the purchase, the service contract with a local copier company for initial training, and now maintenance & supplies. We have many staff members entered into the simple one-touch menu, where it take their document, scans it, and e-mails a PDF attachment.

    Are these people claiming they own a patent on us using a product we own, that was designed with this specific feature?

  65. Similar case on Wired Magazine (Dec 2012) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A very similar case was presented in the latest issue of Wired magazine: The Patent Problem

  66. Fight fire with fire. by Organic+Brain+Damage · · Score: 1

    One possible solution to this problem might be a class action suit against the patent troll on behalf of all users of scanners who send scanned images as email attachments. The troll must be causing them some quantifiable loss through his negligent abuse of the patent system. Even if it's only $1,000 / class member, the damages could be $1 million per thousand class members. That ought to motivate some enterprising attorney.

  67. My client received on of these ... by PatentMagus · · Score: 2

    One of my clients received one of these letters. It's a pretty laughable attempt at extortion. Because:

    1. You can't tell if the extortionist is related in any way to the patent holder.
    2. They tell you to do your own investigation, provide some pointers, and provide bank routing money for your EFT.
    3. They haven't done their jurisdiction homework (RightHaven got hammered for this).

    and these are just some of the procedural problems. The prior art issues don't even come into play. I don't think their letter even supports suing for a declaratory judgment against anyone. If they sent me one of these then I'd just throw it away without giving it further consideration. On the other hand, as a patent lawyer and litigator I can afford a far riskier strategy than most.

    I think the extortionists waited until the patent reexamination/review process got significantly more extensive before they started their campaign. The America Invents Act raised the fee for ex-parte reexamination to $17,750 and for inter-partes review to $27,200.

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    1. Re:My client received on of these ... by weiserfireman · · Score: 1

      Our company got one of these about 6 weeks ago. We kept it, but after some research, we decided to ignore it, for now.

      Project Paperless was losing a really big case, that might have got their patent rejected, when they filed to dismiss their lawsuit against someone last year. The defendent got one of the major Copier companies included as another defendent. Project Paperless dismissed the case and ran away and hid. Now they are back.

      Our plans to do the same thing if they continue to come after us. Have HP and Microsoft included as defendents, because we are using the software and equipment as designed by both companies.

    2. Re:My client received on of these ... by PatentMagus · · Score: 1

      That looks like Project Paperless, LLC v. BlueWave Computing, LLC et al, Georgia Northern District Court, Docket Number: 1:12-cv-00995

      My client received the letter from a different "licensing" company. That's one of the reasons I thought this might be some new type of scam.

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    3. Re:My client received on of these ... by weiserfireman · · Score: 1

      Our letter had the same patent numbers included in the Bluewave case. So I just assumed after getting their Asses handed to them once, they changed their name to try and fog up the landscape on how to beat them.

  68. Stay away from Scanners! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They know how to blow up your head!

  69. There is a threshold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US government has established the legal value of a life to be between $200K and $250K. At some point, fairly quickly, the damage done by trolling lawyers exceeds their total value as individuals. Just saying another solution exists. Not advocating it. Just observing the reality.

  70. How can multiple companies send demands? by billstewart · · Score: 1

    I don't understand the bit about N different randomly-named companies sending out demands for payment - which one of them really owns it? Presumably not more than one at a time? If there's some question about it, presumably the first thing you'd do in a court action would be to subpoena the plaintiff and all their records to get them to demonstrate that they were really the current and One True Owner, and while you're at it get them to specify exactly what they're claiming.

    Meanwhile, this chain of spinoffs nonsense sounds like it's a crude attempt at some of the shell games in Charlie Stross's Accelerando...

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    1. Re:How can multiple companies send demands? by PatentMagus · · Score: 1

      It could be N different licensing companies with the patent holder paying commissions. It could be scammers having no relationship with the patent holder at all. It could be a mix.

      In a court action, the plaintiff must assert that they are either the patent holder or are holding some actionable interest in the patent (such as a license that includes the right to enforce the patent). The defendant can contest that assertion and thereby require the plaintiff to provide proof. Normally, no subpoena is needed (subpoenas generally go to third parties, not the plaintiffs/defendants). At worst, just a normal discovery request is needed. If the plaintiff outright lied about this then the judge is likely to get medieval. Only a very foolish law firm would fail to check the patent's chain of title and their client's right to sue.

      Similarly, the plaintiff must clearly specify the defendant's infringing action. Failure to do so can result in near immediate dismissal of the case plus sanctions. This is particularly true with patent enforcement. That is one reason the Project Paperless letter is so laughable. It tells the defendant to do the investigation and then send money. If they sue because, as the letter says, "your company fits the profile" then the law firm filing the action could well get sanctioned without the defendant ever formally answering the complaint.

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  71. A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Probably it was the late 80s? Anyway, scanner-OCR things were about $10,000, and I worked for a large bureaucratic company with a large bureaucratic purchasing department, and my department wanted to buy one for our lab. After wrangling the usual bureaucratic issues about capital vs. expense budgets, when we eventually to buy it, our purchasing department considered this to be a computer system, and tried to get the vendor to sign the same kind of contract we'd have for a multi-million dollar mainframe from IBM, except that IBM had as many lawyers as we did so they'd have thrown out most of the stupid stuff. It wasn't just the issue of workmen's comp insurance that bothered them (look, we'll ship it to you by UPS, so we won't be suing you if our guy trips in the mailroom.) It was the patent indemnification that killed the deal - the vendor was a small business and wasn't going to be able to insure against any possible lawsuits (even though they didn't expect there to be any of them.)

    Unfortunately for the prior art claims with the current idiots, this thing didn't trigger the magic "business method for doing [something standard] over the Internetz!" patent approach; it probably did 9600 baud RS232 or something.

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  72. Ooh, Ooh, I Got It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I ought to take out a patent on patent trolling and then sue these bastards for all they're worth.