Hobbyist Builds Working Replica of Iron Man's Laser Gauntlet
Zothecula writes "Given that most real-life superheroes don't have the budget of Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne, you would assume that their gadgetry wouldn't be quite on par with what we're used to seeing in the movies. German cyber weapons hobbyist Patrick Priebe, however, has built his own working laser gauntlet... just like the one made famous by a certain Iron Man."
It's not a guantlet. That is what is colloquially called a "cuff".
AND...
That guy has way too much free time. ;-)
Let's face you: you better learn a fucking second language, and it'd better be Korean.
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All the effort to design this beautiful device and I totally don't see how it'll ever fit...
Slight problem: Anyone who isn't wearing safety glasses is now blind, including innocent people. And you probably did more damage to everything around you than the bad guys. Ah, well... you are a superhero...
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quick somebody sue him!
half iron man, half 'useless machine'
cyber weapons hobbyist
Does the use of lasers/magnetic fields in gadgets convert them to "cyber"?
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Iron man's suit makes use of the absurdly abundant energy produced by his arclight generator to produce high density plasma. His gauntlets are actually high density plasma thrustors. He uses them to fly with. Lasers just don't have that kind of specific impulse. Think more "plasma based jet port", and you are on the right track.
Sadly, you will discover that containing high density plasma isn't a walk in the park, and would make your containment system quite magnetically attractive to just about anything ferromagnetic. That's because to contain the plasma, you would need a bitchin strong magnetic field. Like what's inside an MRI machine.
It HAS to be high density plasma, because low density plasma thrustors don't have enough thrust either. (Work fine in outer space. Not so hot on the earth's surface.)
Spent too much time watching thing on top of arm go up and down, up and down, up and down.
So...he's made his intent fairly clear that he intends to profit from this, even going so far as to create a form of scarcity by not disclosing to others how he did it. How long do you do you think it will take for the lawyers to descend?
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
macguffin device that blocks the magnetic fields
If by working you mean that it can flash blinky lights. And if you mean "just like the one made famous" to say it can scorch holes through a single sheet of the paper the comic is written on, then yes. It's just like Iron Man's laser cutter that can punch through several inches of solid steel.
Always going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.
Guy built one like his palm thruster that fired when you opened your had as much as possible. Lots of cool stuff was built right after the 445nm diodes came out.
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I opened this newspost actually hoping that the guy somehow made a convenient, portable multi-kilowatt focused laser beam, and also solved cooling problems in one go.
That would have kept me a bit interested.
This tho ? Pure false advertising, it is as much (less actually) exciting than a 1 watt powered laser pointer. With todays technology, we could be building more content rich shinies, as opposed to form rich shinies. Form has its place, but as a nerd, I really prefer, and see beauty in, function, and the engineering itself.
I have nothing to lose but my bindings.
"Hobbyist builds working replica of Some Kind of Awesome Laser Maze?"
A guy made something that sort of looks like Iron Man's gauntlet and behaves like Buzz Lightyear's. He won't tell you how he made it, but he might build one for you if you give him lots of money.
To quote an ancient meme... lame.
Make a working replica of the miniature fusion engine that powers the suit, and I'll be interested. :-)
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
Homemade fleshlight!
Irom Man's cat would love this.
WickedLasers has the parts, and then you just mold a piece of plastic and relocated the power switch. Not impressive in the slightest.
With one of these, I'll be a superhero at the next meeting. Can I get a chest-mounted powerpoint projector to go along with this?
Place nail here >+
Iron Man uses repulsors, not lasers. Get is straight folks