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Making Sure Interviews Don't Turn Into Free Consulting

We've talked in the past about what kind of questions should be asked of potential developer hires, and how being honest in exit interviews probably isn't worth the potential damage to your career. We're also familiar with the tricky questions some interviewers like to throw at people to test their thinking skills, and the questionable merits of gauging somebody's skillset through a pointlessly obtuse math problem. But there are also shady employers who conduct interviews to try to mine your knowledge and experience to find free solutions to their current problems. An actual job may or may not be on the table, but if they can get what they need from you before hiring, then at the very least your bargaining position will have gotten worse. Have you dealt with situations like this in the past? Since you can't know for sure the interviewer's intentions, it's tough to provide an answer demonstrating your abilities without solving their problem. "Before asking about the fixes they’ve tried, start by acknowledging the depth of the problem and find out whether the manager has the resources to solve it. Then, just like a consultant, use their answers to highlight your experience and explain the approach you’d take." You could also try explaining how you've solved similar problems, which won't necessarily help them, but will demonstrate your value. Of course, one of the biggest challenges is determining when somebody is getting a little too specific with their interview questions. What red flags should people keep an eye out for?

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  1. Is This for Real? by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Before asking about the fixes they’ve tried, start by acknowledging the depth of the problem and find out whether the manager has the resources to solve it. Then, just like a consultant, use their answers to highlight your experience and explain the approach you’d take." You could also try explaining how you've solved similar problems, which won't necessarily help them, but will demonstrate your value. Of course, one of the biggest challenges is determining when somebody is getting a little too specific with their interview questions.

    Is this serious? Here's a big red warning sign for me: if my job can be jeopardized by twenty minutes of talking, I'm probably in the wrong industry. I can tell you how to implement a solution but it's the actual work and planning and care that should be paid for cash money.

    What red flags should people keep an eye out for?

    Here's a red flag: What company out there is so full of morons that they go to interviewees for direction? Man, if I ever got that feeling in an interview, I wouldn't want to work for them anyway and I'd walk away laughing when they try to turn small talk into a business plan! Is this why "consulting" is so stupid? They can have all the free advice they want, it's still going to shit out half way through when they go, "Okay we have hadoop and lucene, what was that 'blur' thing he was talking about?" or "Okay, we've built a rails app with the generator and scaffolds ... now what did he say about creating database migrations?" and on and on.

    I mean, are there actually people out there that feel their job can be compromised by handing over thirty minutes of talking to a potential employer? The only thing I'd be worried about is if they started asking me to name names for other people they could hire.

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    1. Re:Is This for Real? by YodasEvilTwin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This. Article is retarded.

    2. Re:Is This for Real? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This. Article is retarded.

      Not to mention, summary is really just a shameless plug for parent company Dice.com

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    3. Re:Is This for Real? by pushing-robot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bingo. If a company is desperate, sleazy, and stupid enough to use job applicants for free consulting, they're (a) not about to hire you as a full-time employee and (b) not somewhere you'd want to work anyway.

      If it's pertinent to your job, do what the interviewer asks. If they treat you like this, consider yourself lucky you learned about their methods before you accepted the job. Meanwhile, you won't ruin genuine job offers with your paranoia.

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    4. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I know of a mom and pop computer shop that, when they got behind on repairs, would run an ad for a technician. The "interview": We have a bunch of broken PC's in the back. Stay as long as you want, and fix as many as you can. When your done, let us know. Well look at your fixes and let you know if you got the job.

    5. Re:Is This for Real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Would you show me how you would pump this woman's gas tank? 8-hours-later. Well, we will let you know.

    6. Re:Is This for Real? by unixisc · · Score: 2
      From the interviewee side of the equation, if I were the guy being mined for insider information, I'd simply state some basic things that are pretty much public knowledge, and then add that 'Beyond that, this information is confidential, and I'm not at liberty to share it'.

      Sounds pretty simple

    7. Re:Is This for Real? by Molt · · Score: 2

      Why didn't you just Google for 'server side javascript' when you got back to find out if it existed and was something you'd not heard of yourself?

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    8. Re:Is This for Real? by Jonathan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course it's real. Why, I remember a case where clearly the interviewer needed some insights into animal transportation. As if I am going to help them figure out how to keep their cabbage from being eaten by a goat while crossing a river for free!

    9. Re:Is This for Real? by jd659 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Here's a big red warning sign for me: if my job can be jeopardized by twenty minutes of talking, I'm probably in the wrong industry.

      It's not that the “job can be jeopardized” but rather a good and creative solution can be obtained without even intending to hiring the person.

      I work in design industry. There not many people who can quickly come up with elegant solutions. I once was asked to have the fourth (!) interview with the same company that “didn’t make up the mind” and wanted to have all the VPs present just to make sure that we are the right fit. We talked about the experience and the past designs, but then they gave me the printouts of their current product that needed to be redesigned and asked me to take 30 minutes and then present my solutions. Having many years of experience in the field, I can usually spot most of the non-trivial issues right away. A half hour design session with a top designer can cost a lot of money, but the company wanted to do it for free as an “interview”. Needless to say, I just stated that this is “not ethical to ask such a question” and I will be happy to demonstrate my skills by redesigning any other product that is not done by that company. They were shocked and tried to save their faces by stating that everyone else they interviewed for the position completed this task. And I said “fine, hire them.” At the end, the company made me an offer, but I declined.

      There are many people who have a huge experience and can charge thousands of dollars for essentially one hour of work. If you are good at debugging, you may be flying to a client who cannot figure out some problem in the production system. Guess what, you may come there and say “clear the cache” to resolve their issue. And it will cost them thousands of dollars. Yes, it can be that expensive. Can this company afford you? No. Would you want to work there? No. But they might be very likely be interested in getting some work done for free disguised as an interview.

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    10. Re:Is This for Real? by paxprobellum · · Score: 2

      Confirm. Not news for nerds.

    11. Re:Is This for Real? by drolli · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly my thoughts. I am a consultant.

      If you are doing consulting right, then you give away a part of it for free, which will be your "free interview". If i figure out that a job can be done by talking for twenty minutes over lunch (happens), then i will just do that and tell the guy who i am should a real job turn up.

      The result of this is that i am bounced around from interesting project to interesting project (in a big department) - and paid for doign real work - and i got involved in most of the projects by doing small things, which demonstrated my skills and where wtriting a bill would have been more work than doing it "for free". If you solve a thing where the manager thinks its big (but in reality its a 1h job), just do it, dont negotiate. If the company isnt worth it, then dont show up again, otherwise the manager will think "wow" the technicians will think "okay, this guy can be on the team" and you will be happy and respected, and wont have to worry about them bitching around about every hour.

    12. Re:Is This for Real? by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      Helpful hint: the wolf may not particularly like to eat cabbage, but he'll darn well eat you if you leave him on one side of the river with nothing but cabbage to eat. Just saying.

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    13. Re:Is This for Real? by mysidia · · Score: 2

      Stay as long as you want, and fix as many as you can. When your done, let us know. Well look at your fixes and let you know if you got the job.

      Asiding from being illegal... it's also unreasonable, and creates a risk of seriously bad PR, when the community inevitably becomes aware, if the practice continues; and work quality may be seriously poor as a result of having the potentially inexperienced working on customer equipment without adequate supervision.

    14. Re:Is This for Real? by mwolfe38 · · Score: 2

      haha this is an awesome idea.. Call them interns and it's legal!

    15. Re:Is This for Real? by lucm · · Score: 3

      This. Article is retarded.

      I wish there was a way to unclick that link. The content is not only weak, it's downright insulting.

      The only time I got more depressed about the internets is when I saw spambots replying to each other in English in the comments section of a French blog:
      http://www.michele-delaunay.net/delaunay/bordeaux/fermeture-anticipee-des-epiceries-michele-delaunay-et-matthieu-rouveyre-demandent-au-prefet-revenir-sur-sa-decision

      This is scary.

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    16. Re:Is This for Real? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2

      that wolf process you talk of: is that on the client side or server side?

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    17. Re:Is This for Real? by GizmoToy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The article's author is being unrealistic.

      I recently interviewed with a new employer, and was assigned a "Homework Problem" between the phone and in-person interviews. My colleagues thought I was crazy for "working for free." I saw it as an opportunity to demonstrate my skills outside an interview.

      In the end, I got a completely unbelievable job and got to see the interview from the other side. We've gotten a couple nasty responses since I've been there. The most memorable was a note attached to an invoice for a week's work, saying we could view his homework result after we paid the invoice. The homework is on the order of 2-4 hours of complexity, so his resume went right in the trash.

      In reality, the homework problem has a couple basic but crucial concepts you need to understand for our work. If we benefitted from the candidate's homework output, we'd be bankrupt. It's basic stuff, but the number of candidates that can't grasp it is astonishing. Even then, it's no guarantee. We had one guy get to the in-person interview, only to be completely unable to describe what a function *was*, let alone how it worked.

      In summary, some kind of practical question or task can be an excellent tool to figure out if someone knows what the hell they're doing, and it's an excellent way for those who do to prove it.

  2. only programmers... by retchdog · · Score: 5, Interesting

    only programmers and IT geeks would be so conceited as to even think this is a possibility.

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    1. Re:only programmers... by Missing.Matter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, this goes back to the saying that ideas are dime a dozen.

      I used to be involved with a group that offered free help for university startups to match them up with potential investors, help them with government and regulatory related nonsense, and overcome hurdles a startup commonly encounters. It was always so funny to me when some of these entrepreneurs seeking our help had the audacity to actually refuse to talk to us unless we signed an NDA.

      Their thought is obviously "I have the best idea ever and I don't want anyone to steal it!" The thing is, if the only thing guaranteeing the success of your business is that no one else has the idea, you're doomed to fail because I can tell you a) someone else has already had the idea, you're not special; and b) once you start becoming successful it will be copied immediately. When I was working with my own startup, I freely shared what I was doing. My philosophy is if you want to copy my business idea, more power to you, I'll see you in the marketplace. But I've got the contacts, I've got the funding, I've got the patents, I've got the prototypes, I've put 3 years into my idea, and I've been through the actual development of the idea and worked out all the wrong ways to do it. Think all it takes to take me on is an idea? Have fun with that.

      So before this seems to far off topic, let me bring it all back: what makes a successful company is the execution of a good idea, not just a good idea. In the interview room, if you think the major bargaining chip you're holding is that great idea, you're wrong. It's the execution and experience you will be able to provide on that idea, and they can't steal that from you in a 20 minute interview. They'll have to hire you for that.

    2. Re:only programmers... by ediron2 · · Score: 2

      Yup. I really depressed some friends who were priming themselves to quit corporate and start up when I asked what their 'moat' was? A: The WHAT? Me: The moat... the barrier to competition? What is your 'secret sauce' that keeps some megacorp from letting you do all the hard work defining your niche, then asking a team to reverse engineer your product? What's the secret they'll never master, the patent, the copyright? It's like a moat around a castle. A: Um... uh...

      They're still corporate drones, but they did create the project as FOSS. It's doing ok, they're happy and busy and one of them parlayed that project into a good raise at another company closer to what he loves.

      OTOH, I know another guy who embraced a project that went big. Megacorps are good at balancing 'how much to reengineer' against 'can we just hire/buy the underlying code and talent'?

    3. Re:only programmers... by k6mfw · · Score: 3, Informative

      and I've been through the actual development of the idea and worked out all the wrong ways to do it. Think all it takes to take me on is an idea? Have fun with that.

      reminds me when Soviets got hold of a B-29 returning from mission over Japan that had to make emergency landing in USSR. Stalin ordered engineers to make a copy of it which became the Tu4 (I think, too lazy to look up designation). It was virtual copy but Soviets had to deal with and solve development problems Boeing had with B29 i.e. engine cooling (interesting program on History Channel when they used to show history). There is also what kinds of special tools and systems you got in your place the other guy doesn't have.

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    4. Re:only programmers... by chalker · · Score: 2

      Wikipedia has a good writeup: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupolev_Tu-4

    5. Re:only programmers... by demonlapin · · Score: 3, Informative

      Facebook moat: prestige. Started as .edu-only, which kept the user base limited to college students (k12's don't get .edu addresses, usually). No longer relevant but no longer needed; it was an intermediate step for them.

  3. Unrealistic problem by DragonWriter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    An actual job may or may not be on the table, but if they can get what they need from you before hiring, then at the very least your bargaining position will have gotten worse. Have you dealt with situations like this in the past?

    Yeah, that's not going to happen in the real world, because it would require their pre-interview screening process to be so good as to effectively select, without an interview, the people whom it would be worth their while to get free consulting from under the guise of an interview.

    1. Re:Unrealistic problem by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My guess is this stems from interviews where the hiring side asks questions about a problem they recently solved, then someone who gave a great answer didn't get hired because someone else was a better fit for the job. So the "great answer" person thinks the company was trolling for solutions.

  4. Conversely You Just Blew It by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the goal is to avoid wasting your time waiting to see if they're going to offer you a job, or to avoid accepting a job by a company like that if they do make an offer.

    Um, yeah, no. Conversely you might have just sat through a potentially great job interview acting like you think you've got a royal flush and being careful not to show it. Yeah ... I'm not taking that risk. If you ask me in a job interview "How do you solve X" I am just going to turn on the firehose and let you have it to show you that I've got ideas for solving problems, I can openly confidently communicate said solutions well and I have dealt with problems like this in the past. If you can write all that down fast enough and follow through on something that normally takes a team six months to implement then good for you, you deserve that hail Mary pass that you somehow caught. Good luck on building a career off of hilarious asshattery like that. Your life must be "Weekend at Bernies" nine to five.

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    1. Re:Conversely You Just Blew It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      In my experience, it isn't questions like "How do you solve X?," it is stuff like: We set up an old version on our "test" server with some bugs in it as a real world test, see if you can find the bugs. They want you to check code or some server config for bugs, as a test of software maintenance ability. Only it turns out to be their production server, and the software is something cobbled together 5 years ago and mostly functional, so they don't see any need for a full time person, just a bug or two that needs fixed. They aren't asking you to tell them how to implement something that takes six months, they are just getting an hour or two of free work. It is not like they have some team waiting on your words to implement, they probably have no-one with anything similar skill set, or one lazy person who got there through nepotism. The issue isn't worrying about how to get hired by them, the issues is not wasting your time, which for me at least, tends to be more the travel time than just the actual time sitting at the interview.

      Although, two times it happened to me directly, it was all pretty obvious up front once you got there in person. They were companies that lied about their size and nature of their system. They can't really hide how small or non-existent their IT or development teams are, although one tried pretty hard. Some of them were decent sized companies too, just not doing as much computer related work as they claim.

      Some seem to claim this can only happen to those that have really crappy skill sets, or are useless at doing real work... your ability is pretty irrelevant and it is mostly about luck. Such companies without any staff don't know what to look for, and will just copy what they see in other ads. A close friend caught one in a phone interview where their "head developer" knew nothing about the skills he was asking for and was just deflecting or agreeing to questions, even if they were BS. Pretty much in the end, it is just trying to catch someone with programming, configuration, or networking skills to give them a free tune up or fix a bug in an otherwise working or aging system.

    2. Re:Conversely You Just Blew It by gumbi+west · · Score: 2

      At that point, you are sunk anyways, right? The time is wasted. What are you going to do? If you can't catch it on the phone, you're already toast.

    3. Re:Conversely You Just Blew It by gmack · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This. Just because they now have a possible idea of what the solution is, does not mean they have the expertise to fix it. Years ago we had a company show up at our office offering to pay us a rather large amount for our software and they interviewed me extensively on the internals of the software I wrote. In the end they didn't take the sale and we later heard they were trying to redesign their internal software around my design including (gasp) using a daemon to handle the internal state and only using the database for storing account data and game history.

      How well did that work out for them you ask? It didn't. A couple of years later their entire project was dead. My design wasn't all that innovative to someone who actually knows how to code but It turns out that programmers who only know how to do make wrappers for databases couldn't replicate any of it.

  5. which seems more likely? by AxemRed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does it really seem likely that a company would take the time to go through resumes and hold interviews just for the purpose of extracting "free" information from interviewees about their specific problems? Or does it seem more likely that a company would ask interviewees about their specific problems so that they can hire the one who has the best solution to it?

    When I get asked specific questions in interviews, I'm happy to give the best answers that I can give.

    1. Re:which seems more likely? by AxemRed · · Score: 2

      On a side note, it seems like if a company really wanted to bounce some questions off of random geeky heads, it would be more productive to write up the questions and have the intern go ask them on tech forums. "Ask Slashdot"

  6. I had a friend do this to me once. by ChrisKnight · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Strictly speaking, this wasn't an interview; but I think it applies.

    Many many many moons ago, a friend asked me if I would be interested in setting up a Novell network for his employer. I put together a quote and sent it off. He called me up, and said that he needed a detailed walk-through of the work involved in order to explain the quote to his boss. I explained everything that was necessary. A couple of weeks go by, and I haven't heard anything so I call him. After learning what needed to be done, he decided he could do it himself; and that was the route they were taking. Lost a 'friend', but gained a cautionary tale; I think I came out ahead. (Yes, Jeff; this story is about you.)

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  7. There really are people like that by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I encounter this kind of attitude all the time: People who want to fight tooth and nail to hold on to whatever vital information they think they have, so they can't be replaced. They want to make sure nobody else learns how to do it, because otherwise they think they'd be laid off.

    Thing is? They are often right, because they aren't very useful outside of that.

    Personally I think it is silly. My boss always says we IT types should be trying to work ourselves out of a job. He doesn't mean he wants to get rid of us (he's a tech guy, not a PHB) just that we, including him, should always be working for better automation, working to solve problem, working to streamline and make service better.

    The thing is that won't end up with us being out of a job because there's always more to do. There are things people would like us to do, but we don't have time for, and if we free up more time we can move on to that.

    Not everyone operates that way though. They want to hold on to whatever little niche of knowledge they have, believing that is all that makes them valuable.

    1. Re:There really are people like that by lgw · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My boss always says we IT types should be trying to work ourselves out of a job.

      To put that a little differently: someone will eventually automate your current job, and if you're the one who does then you've created your next job - handy, that.

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  8. topper by brainscauseminds · · Score: 2

    That's nothing. I was once asked to design & implement a space shuttle software in 30 minutes, which I did while undercover in communist Russia stealing their top secret documents. I also had time to prove that N=NP, create a simple script that passed the Turing test and create a machine learning method, that can predict exact date and time when you die with 100% accuracy. Anyway, this free consulting thing is a joke from Dilbert, so I would suggest reading less comics :D

  9. This does happen in the real world... by alchemist68 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm a pharmaceutical scientist and have personally experienced this last year. A biotechnology company flew me across the country and picked my brain to explain how to setup and analyze and characterize proteins by liquid chromatography mass spectrometry. Different people asked me the same questions over and over again inquiring about setting up the mass spectrometer acquisition parameters. I even tried to explain other relevant experience, they didn't want to hear it, all they wanted was to know how to acquire the data to identify as many proteins as possible in a series of samples.

    1. Re:This does happen in the real world... by alchemist68 · · Score: 2

      I did answer the question, and explained it in great detail "this is how you do it". I never dodged any questions. They also wanted to know how to setup and administer the Mascot Server (www.matrixscience.com). I told them that too. They didn't want to to pay for vendor training. It was cheaper to put me on a plane and fly me across the country than to pay for vendor training on the mass spectrometer and the Mascot Server.

    2. Re:This does happen in the real world... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      I had to interview someone a while back for implementation of a (consultant) project on a very specific technology, and also to idiot check my 'design' work. It was straight forward enough in the interview (explain x to me, explain y to me, how does z work). It was a fairly specialized technology stack and there are not many people who know the specifics, so not many candidates applied. The key candidate interview had a lot of back and forth with me picking his brain, largely out of curiosity. I liked the guy (more or less), and he seemed like he'd be able to get it done in the necessary timeframe with the level of quality and thoroughness I was expecting (ie in strong contrast to what most contractors and developers put out).

      My boss also sat through the interviews. These consultants weren't "cheap" in his mind, this one in particular - and I was 'available'. After asking me what I thought of the interview and other "should we hire this guy?" kind of questions, he moved on to where I saw it going: "So, after this interview, do you think you can do this project so I don't have to hire a contractor?" - not like he wouldn't have billed the client full "specialist contractor" type rates on top of my normal hourly rate, anyway.

      I could've done it myself to begin with; that wasn't the point. I just couldn't do it with the time or resources I'd been given, while maintaining my other obligations. That's kind of why we went after a contractor in the first place...

        But I can certainly see how someone would buckle under that burden and say, "Sure thing boss, I'll get right on it, sir." and cut corners to come out looking like a rockstar. Judging by most environments I've seen, this is surely the case. (Unlike my sentiments for my predecessors, I am proud to say that I have had several of my successors state to me that they thought I did a bang up job and were glad I'd come before them to clean up the mess. It'd not have been possible if I'd done what is apparently common practice and 'steal' knowledge at interviews.)

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  10. Bargaining Position??? by wisnoskij · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "your bargaining position will have gotten worse"

    If you just solved a real world problem for a company in a interview and made them lots of money, you bargaining position has just gotten a whole lot better.
    If the only work they needed doing can be completed in a 30 minute interview than they simply do not and never had a job to offer you.
    And no one would actually do this, it would be an incredibly huge waste of time. You actually think that some company is going to interview 20 people until they get the guy that is capable of solving their problem in 30 minutes? They have just spent a week of work getting a 30 minute answer.
    If a problem is solvable in a interview setting then the company could of just spent 30 minutes posting a detailed description on some forum somewhere, where they would of gotten an even better and more detailed answer than they could ever of hoped for from an interviewee.

    If you provide the answer to a current real world problem in an interview and do not get the job, then it is probably because someone else gave a better response.

    And do you really think playing games with the interviewer is going to improve your chances of getting a job? If the person asked you a question they want an answer to that question, not to another question.

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  11. Google, I hate you (Ph.D.-level problems) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had an unpleasant experience interviewing with Google that left a bad taste in my mouth.

    I have a Ph.D. in Information Science, have worked professionally outside the university as an academic researcher, have published multiple books and peer-reviewed scholarly articles, and hold a technology-related patent. In research (contrary to the claims above that idea misappropriation isn't a problem), very often the idea itself is indeed the most valuable thing: out of the infinite attack vectors, which one you would choose to address the problem?

    At my interview I was asked a number of generic questions, then suddenly was asked a very specific question about approaches to e-mail spam filtering. I gave what in my opinion were some pretty good ideas based on my recent academic work in the area. The mid-20s semi-anonymous interviewer (semi-anonymous because Google interviewers never give you their last name or a business card, the arrogant jerks) took diligent notes, and I never heard from them again.

    In pure code-monkey programming-related jobs, responses to interview questions may not have much value to the employer, but in research-related fields I think companies can and do freely misappropriate the ideas there. After all, what have they got to lose? Nothing.

    I'd be interested in hearing if my experience is commonplace.

  12. An odd variant.. by Molt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One interview I had amused me. On paper it looked okay, a small art dealership was looking for a combined sysadmin/Perl programmer which was pretty much what I was doing then, and the pay was significantly more than I was on at my current place and as I was getting bored in the current job anyway I thought I'd go and have a chat.

    Went to the interview and it was one of those where the interviewer wasn't actually technical himself. He had a friend write a page of simple technical questions which I answered without any trouble, also corrected one of the answers he had. The interviewer seemed happy and we started talking about what the job actually involved, and here it started to go wrong. He wanted a basic browse-only shopfront, no actual payment, with basic message board capability, and some everyday web/email/DNS handling. He did vaguely ask how I'd do this but not in any detail at all. Listening to him I knew that I'd be bored by day two, but I did actually like the guy and knew that what he wanted really didn't need a full-time employee. I explained to him that these were basically things which could be done by using pre-existing software with a month of effort to get it up and running in the first place, and a day or so a month afterwards to maintain it. I jotted down the names of some software and companies that could help him, and told him what to ask them for.

    He was genuinely amazed. He thought that all of this web-stuff was so complex that it'd be a full-time task to keep his website running, thinking that every new art piece he added to the catalogue would need an entire new page to be written for it. Finding out about CMS was a revelation, and one he was grateful for, and all this took less time than the interview was scheduled for.

    In the end he went with one of the companies I'd recommended to him, they did ecommerce stuff and this was bread and butter for them, he was up and running in two weeks with everything he needed, as he let me know in an email. As for me I didn't have a new job but I felt good about myself, and the fact the chap had basically ended the 'interview' by giving me a few weeks worth of wages for saving him a lot in the long run was quite nice too.

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  13. If I were an employer... by lkangaroo · · Score: 2

    ... and you can solve our problems, why would I want to boot you, potentially sending you to one of our competitors, instead of keeping you and making you solve more problems for us?

  14. Funny, I had a client in today by Overzeetop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It was just to find out about a project and give them a quote. It turns out that I solved their issue in about 30 minutes, including chit chat, and told them everything they needed to know to fix their problem. I even made notes on their materials for them.

    You know what I charged them? Nothing. I told them if they had to come back and have me do everything, it would be about $X, but that I thought that they had enough information to do it with the people they already had on board. They're a client I'm unlikely to ever see again because this is an unusual problem for them. They're not going to be repeat freeloaders, and doing this work full-up won't get me a bigger job with them later.

    I figure that if I can solve your entire problem in 30 minutes, it's not something that requires my skill or justifies my fees. I'd rather have a happy non-client telling their friends that I was extremely helpful (yes, I made them promise not let people know I just gave them the info for free), than clients who just spent a healthy dime because they felt they had no other option. I do have "regulars" who have stupid issues like this on a recurring basis. I charge them full rack rate every time.

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  15. I used to be concerned about this, in a way by asmkm22 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As a consultant, there was a brief period where I would have an existing client start asking for some very specific information about "how" to do things, like instructions on how to add users to Active Directory. Eventually, I got over the instinctive insecurity of giving away job secrets, especially when it's stuff that they could just google up answers for anyway, and found that promptly providing it only serves to strengthen the business relationship.

    I haven't gone to an interview in ages, but I can't imagine getting too ruffled over one where they would basically be asking me how I'd fix a particular problem. Even if they came right out and said "we have a problem with this application and are looking to hire someone who can hit the ground running with ideas. What would you do to fix it?" The fact is, they aren't going to retain very much of anything that gets said anymore than I would retain asking a mechanic what he'd do to fix my hypendupulator pump. He get as detailed as he wants, and it wouldn't get me very far.

    1. Re:I used to be concerned about this, in a way by StormReaver · · Score: 2

      The fact is, they aren't going to retain very much of anything that gets said anymore than I would retain asking a mechanic what he'd do to fix my hypendupulator pump.

      At the risk of divulging information that may cost me customers, fixing the Hypendululator Pump is a one or two step process, depending on whether you're using Imperial units or non-Imperial units. The first step is to apply the Hydrospanner to the pump's Hypen Bolt; but be sure you are running slower than light, as an improperly tightened Hypen bolt can cause catastrophic failure at faster than light speeds. This is probably a moot point, though, because if you're having to deal with this particular part, you probably won't be in Hyperspace to begin with. But it's always good to be cautious. If your Hypendupulator Pump uses Imperial units, then this should do the trick.

      If you are using non-Imperial units, and tightening the Hypen bolt does not induce faster than light travel, you may have to acquire additional tools to read the onboard computer. Fortunately, most readily available R2 units are equipped with such tools as standard features. This will usually work, but tends to be much more expensive than the common Hydrospanner you're likely to already have in your toolbox.

      Good Luck!

  16. meh by kelemvor4 · · Score: 2

    If a gig entails solving a problem that can be solved in the time-frame of an interview it wasn't much of a gig anyway.

  17. I interviewed for CERN by Frankie70 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In early 1989, I was called for an interview at CERN. The guy who interviewed me was called Tim. He asked me to call him Timbo. The interview went normally and then Timbo took me to the CERN cafeteria for lunch. I told him about my idea about taking hypertext and connecting it to the Transmission Control Protocol and domain name system ideas andâ"ta-da!â"you all know what happened next.

  18. interns doing real work for free in NOT legal by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    http://www.dol.gov/whd/regs/compliance/whdfs71.htm

    The Test For Unpaid Interns

    There are some circumstances under which individuals who participate in “for-profit” private sector internships or training programs may do so without compensation. The Supreme Court has held that the term "suffer or permit to work" cannot be interpreted so as to make a person whose work serves only his or her own interest an employee of another who provides aid or instruction. This may apply to interns who receive training for their own educational benefit if the training meets certain criteria. The determination of whether an internship or training program meets this exclusion depends upon all of the facts and circumstances of each such program.

    The following six criteria must be applied when making this determination:

            The internship, even though it includes actual operation of the facilities of the employer, is similar to training which would be given in an educational environment;
            The internship experience is for the benefit of the intern;
            The intern does not displace regular employees, but works under close supervision of existing staff;
            The employer that provides the training derives no immediate advantage from the activities of the intern; and on occasion its operations may actually be impeded;
            The intern is not necessarily entitled to a job at the conclusion of the internship; and
            The employer and the intern understand that the intern is not entitled to wages for the time spent in the internship.

    If all of the factors listed above are met, an employment relationship does not exist under the FLSA, and the Act’s minimum wage and overtime provisions do not apply to the intern. This exclusion from the definition of employment is necessarily quite narrow because the FLSA’s definition of “employ” is very broad. Some of the most commonly discussed factors for “for-profit” private sector internship programs are considered below.

  19. An opposite view on this by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the late 1990s I had a job where I was a Unix system admin and our group needed to hire a replacement for the guy who left. The job required some marginal Unix/Linux user knowledge but most of the work would be repairing and building out PCs for our test group. Our PCs weren't the best and needed constant maintenance. The previous 2 guys who held the job were nuts. Guy number 1 was bipolar and told us on his first day of work that he was bipolar and that he saw no need to take medicine for it. It ended up being 6 months of hell where we basically had a guy who alternated between being a crybaby and Captain Angry All The Time. He left us to become some other company's problem, but we foolishly brought in his replacement before he left and had him train the new guy. Much to our surprise, he became BFFs with guy number 2 and he poisoned guy number 2 against our group. Guy number 2 basically had a permanent hostile attitude towards our group until he left us for another company. So we let guy number 2 leave before we ever started to look for his replacement because we were not going to repeat the previous mistake of letting a departing employee have a negative influence on his replacement.

    We interviewed several people and we actually flew a guy in from another state who seemed promising for an interview. I don't remember exactly what it was, but we had some ongoing problem related to our PCs that neither of the 2 previous crazy guys could ever solve. So after we interviewed the guy, my manager brought him into his office and asked him about the problem. He got it fixed on the spot for us within 5 minutes. He was hired that day. His ability to fix that ongoing problem on the spot clinched it for him. He was a fantastic employee for us. So while I'm sure that maybe some sleazebag companies are just trying to get free help, trust me, you don't want to work for them anyway. Some companies may just be using it to test your abilities and if you can solve their problem, you'll get the job. I've seen it firsthand.

  20. This is for Real by geoffrobinson · · Score: 2

    I was doing DBA work for Vertica database systems through a consulting company. We had a phone interview with one potential client and it turned pretty quickly to them wanting to solve some very specific issues over the phone for them for free.

    I fell back to something like "these problems are very complicated. We've done this type of work in the past. I'd have to look at the specifics of your case." I gave them a good outline of the approach I would take.

    They became irritated, in my opinion, and kept pushing.

    I am convinced they ran into a problem and wanted me to work for free. Best case scenario, they ran into a problem and wanted absolutely no doubt we could help them. Regardless, I wasn't comfortable actually doing the work I was interviewing for in the interview. Proof I know what I'm doing is different.

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  21. Highly Inappropriate during an interview by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 2

    My reaction to a situation like this is to explain my relevant experience. Nothing more. If they insist on focusing on the problem at hand, then my decision has been made and I would no longer want to work for that company. I recognize free consulting when I see it, it is highly inappropriate during an interview, and I did not spend a fortune on college education and work years in a distinguished career to give away solutions.

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  22. Re:I had a friend do this to me once - me too by bjdevil66 · · Score: 2

    While many commenters have blown off the original article as a scam, this kind of "intellectual theft" is pretty common in one-off, temporary, contract job situations.

    For example, a few years back I had an "interview" for some subcontracting work with a former consulting firm I'd done some work for in the past. I needed any cash, so to ensure I got the work I ended up talking to them for an hour or more about about what I would do. The end client was there asking questions, listening and taking a few notes, etc., and I grew a little suspicious. By the end of the meeting, I had a feeling that I was being used for free consulting, but not having set a clear payment plan for my time up front, what could I do? In the end the client was so excited that they decided to do the work themselves after the meeting, based on the direction I had pushed them, and he decided I wasn't needed. The former colleague semi-apologized later, but I would've appreciated getting at least a one hour consulting fee (which they stiffed me on).

    The moral of the story: Have a clear understanding UP FRONT that you will be billing for ANY time you give for ANY temp/contract work... Even for friends/former colleagues... If they're really pros/friends, they'll understand and pay up.