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Sergey Brin Says Using a Smartphone Is 'Emasculating'

An anonymous reader writes "While speaking at the TED Conference in California earlier today, Sergey Brin seemingly tried to set the stage for a world where using Google Glass is as normal as using a smartphone. What's more, Brin went so far as to say that using smartphones is 'emasculating.' Brin said that smartphone users often seclude themselves in their own private virtual worlds. 'Is this the way you're meant to interact with other people,' Brin asked. Are people in the future destined to communicate via just walking around, looking down, and 'rubbing a featureless piece of glass,' Brin asked rhetorically. 'It's kind of emasculating. Is this what you're meant to do with your body?' Is wearing futuristic glasses any better?" Another reader sends in an article that also muses on our psychological connection to our devices. Or, as he puts it, the "increasingly weird and perhaps overly intimate relationship we have with our gadgets; the fist we touch when awake, the last at night. Our minds have become bookended by glass."

325 comments

  1. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is vs staring into some one's face while you ignore them while reading something off your glasses?

    1. Re:Hmm by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or trying to hold a conversation with someone who's ignoring you and reading Slashdot on their glasses?

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    2. Re:Hmm by davester666 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Or trying to hold a conversation with someone who's ignoring you and speaking to their glasses?

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    3. Re:Hmm by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Informative

      The inability to even tell if they're looking at you is particularly weird. I had a meeting with this guy as a student 8 or 10 years ago or so, when he was wearing a heads-up display attached to a computer he kept sort of slung over his shoulder, with a one-handed chording keyboard on the outside of it. It seemed interesting tech-wise, definitely at the time, when it was all DIY'd. But it was slightly weird always being unsure when he was looking through his glasses at me, and when he was looking at his glasses reading the web or something. At least with a smartphone or laptop you can see people look down and look up.

    4. Re:Hmm by thegarbz · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's a great defence when going out on a date.

      "Looking down at your cleavage? Please what kind of person do you think I am! I was watching porn!"

    5. Re:Hmm by rocket+rancher · · Score: 1

      This is vs staring into some one's face while you ignore them while reading something off your glasses?

      Well, presuming dual-sided displays, wouldn't it be possible to assign a profile to the publicly-facing side of your AR gear that maps a display of feigned interest where your eye-balls are supposed to be while you are surfing pr0n? Hell, add a discreet speaker and an Eliza clone running in the background to reinforce the illusion of interest by simulating a conversation, and suddenly, we are freed from the obnoxious burden of one-sided socialization when we'd rather be doing something else.

    6. Re:Hmm by itsthebin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      or 2 people wearing "glass" ignoring each other while having a skype conversation with each other .........

      would that be similar to "crossing the beams" ?

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    7. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG, looking at porn during date... Wicked mind you have!

    8. Re:Hmm by serviscope_minor · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh come on. We know you were actually reading slashdot on your date. Noone's going to believe the porn story.

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    9. Re:Hmm by dywolf · · Score: 2

      depending on who you're dating, it could be help intel.

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    10. Re:Hmm by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      There's a great defence when going out on a date.

      "Looking down at your cleavage? Please what kind of person do you think I am! I was watching porn!"

      But really, I do not understand why women place video screens between their boobs...

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    11. Re:Hmm by vux984 · · Score: 4, Funny

      No one's even going to believe the date story. :)

    12. Re:Hmm by loneDreamer · · Score: 1

      or 2 people wearing "glass" ignoring each other while having a skype conversation with each other .........

      Just one more time that I have missed the "+1, sad but true" moderation.

    13. Re:Hmm by fbobraga · · Score: 1

      A date? Seriously? Where?

    14. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This assumes readers of Slashdot are capable of social interaction in the first place.

    15. Re:Hmm by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      This is actually not the case. You can totally tell if the person is looking at their glass-screen.

      I still think that they are über annoying though. The idea that one day they may become ubiquitous horrifies me.

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    16. Re:Hmm by javamage · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of all the times my daughter would sit in the backseat of my car with a friend and they'd be texting each other... wtf?

    17. Re:Hmm by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It was at the comic book store actually. And it was just a model in a costume. And yes she was paid to be nice to all the patrons. But I actually have a picture of her smiling at me and not running away. I'll remember it always.

    18. Re:Hmm by formfeed · · Score: 1

      Or trying to hold a conversation with someone who's grinning at you because they replaced your clothing with something else.

    19. Re:Hmm by mdielmann · · Score: 2

      Reminds me of all the times my daughter would sit in the backseat of my car with a friend and they'd be texting each other... wtf?

      Let me clue you in. This is what they do when they want to talk about stuff that they don't want the person in the front seat to know about. I have to admit that I've used the same technique a few times when at the restaurant with some friends, and once when visiting my girlfriend's parents.

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    20. Re:Hmm by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Dude, you shouldn't text your gf's mom stuff like that...

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    21. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could see this happening, easily. Remember how all the people were on the Axiom in the movie Wall-E? A joke then, coming to reality now.

    22. Re:Hmm by Dextrously · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of a scene from "Wall-E" where the fat people on the hover chairs only talked to each other via their HUD.

      Calling a smartphone emasculating though, that's really far fetched and leads me to believe he has some strange ideas about what masculinity actually is. Either that or he is just really grasping at straws trying to push the glasses. Either way, he definitely doesn't think very highly of the people he is speaking to if he believes rubbish like that will actually persuade them.

  2. is SoulSkill's R key broken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or is it a bit of a slip, fist and tip?

  3. My mind has bookends? by Press2ToContinue · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know about Brin, but my e-masculinity is e-normous. Bookends help hold it all in.

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    1. Re:My mind has bookends? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      What's a bookend?

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    2. Re:My mind has bookends? by deimtee · · Score: 5, Funny

      EOF

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    3. Re:My mind has bookends? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What's a bookend?

      What's a 'book'?

    4. Re:My mind has bookends? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Brin is certainly showing his lack of respect for his customers and his current product (Android). And for what? A novelty.

    5. Re:My mind has bookends? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      An N900 will actually extend your e-peen!

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    6. Re:My mind has bookends? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a single long story that you buy once and read at your leisure as opposed to something you buy every day and read to keep up with current events, a newspaper.

    7. Re:My mind has bookends? by fbobraga · · Score: 1

      There's magazines too :P

    8. Re:My mind has bookends? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, like a fanfic?

    9. Re:My mind has bookends? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brin is certainly showing his lack of respect for his customers and his current product (Android). And for what? A novelty.

      Touchscreen devices were perceived as a novelty early on too, whenever something new comes along in an attempt to disrupt the status quo there are always unimaginative people that immediately dismiss it as a 'toy' or a 'novelty', the iphone and ipad were received in the same way by many people with terms like 'toy' and 'fondleslab' being thrown around, as though if it's not what we have now it must just be a gimmick.

    10. Re:My mind has bookends? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Don't be obtuse - it's not a novelty, it's Google's bid to be able to record and analyze everything seen by everyone, everywhere. Big Brother meets Google Analytics. Just think of the advertising possibilities, not to mention the fees they can charge to allow access to select government and corporate agents.

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    11. Re:My mind has bookends? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Touchscreen devices were perceived as a novelty early on too

      No they weren't. I worked in the mobile industry right through the years when touch screens were introduced. They were widely praised, not treated as a novelty.

      They're treated as a novelty on PCs. But that's because they are.

      the iphone and ipad were received in the same way by many people with terms like 'toy' and 'fondleslab' being thrown around, as though if it's not what we have now it must just be a gimmick.

      That some people were wrong about the iPhone and iPad doesn't mean I'm wrong about Google Glasses.

  4. I'll be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love glass :) ...

  5. Looking for the meaning of emasculating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is gay.

    1. Re:Looking for the meaning of emasculating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You should try Mandroid - for the vigorous hetrosexual!

    2. Re:Looking for the meaning of emasculating by DickBreath · · Score: 0

      There are no gay people on slashdot.

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    3. Re:Looking for the meaning of emasculating by fbobraga · · Score: 1
    4. Re:Looking for the meaning of emasculating by gig · · Score: 0

      > There are no gay people on slashdot.

      Sure there are. Uh — DickBreath.

      Being gay does not mean you are emasculated. It is 100% masculine to be a gay man, same as it is 100% masculine to be a straight man. Even an effeminate gay man (not the only way to be gay) is not emasculated. Nobody has taken anything from him. And there are many gay men who are big, tough motherfuckers. Excuse me — Daddy fuckers.

    5. Re:Looking for the meaning of emasculating by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know all of that. But it does not address the OP's point.

      Looking for the meaning of emasculating . . . is gay. (Okay, let's accept that premise for a moment.)

      Since there are absolutely no gay people on Slashdot :-)
      then nobody on slashdot would be looking for the meaning of emasculating.

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  6. Doesn't it really all come down to by bobstreo · · Score: 5, Funny

    The size of your screen?

    1. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by G3E9 · · Score: 2

      It's not how big your screen is, it's how you use it!

    2. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      The size of your screen?

      Some screens are larger than others.

    3. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by niftydude · · Score: 0

      The size of your screen?

      Yep - I guess Sergey feels that it is hard to feel properly masculine when you are looking at porn on a small screen - those tiny titties just won't do the job.

      Much better to use google glass so you can have naked females spread across your entire field of vision, all telling you that you are the man.

      But what's his argument for getting women to adopt google glass?

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    4. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by dbIII · · Score: 1

      And when that's not large enough there is apparently "the fist we touch when awake".

    5. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that they could check their recording of how they look naked across the entire field of view?

    6. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by DerPflanz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only people with small screens say that!

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    7. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by jimshatt · · Score: 1

      I am so going to write an app for this. Overlaying naked bodies on top of the people you're actually talking to. Great!

    8. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by drkim · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am so going to write an app for this. Overlaying naked bodies on top of the people you're actually talking to. Great!

      You: Oh Hi, Grandma, Grandpa...
      Grandma: Honey, you look kind of sick. Are you feeling all right?
      You: Let me just turn this off...

    9. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by niftydude · · Score: 1

      Heh, let me know if you need a beta tester...

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    10. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by happy_place · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I would not be surprised if introverted personalities do precisely this sort of thing or something similar. Not just for sexual or even silly reasons, but because it creates a barrier to communication that at some level introverted personalities would prefer. Psychologically the ability to do this sort of thing could become very addictive. These devices form a buffer between the uncertainties of cold hard reality and ourselves.They enable (or at least give us the perception of such) us to be more clever than we really are.

      We already see this happening a lot with people that would rather text you than talk with you in person. There's a subliminal dislike to actual conversations, and the uncertainty that comes from an immediate action/reaction--that lack of control and the inability to formulate the perfect response, I suspect, is part of the reason why people do this. Texting and other forms of communication that require a time-lag or deny you of personal one-on-one exchanges, enable both parties the ability to be conveniently (and purposefully) ambiguous. iow, we feel smarter, more emboldened, and even more able to objectify one (which sounds bad, but at some level serves us because if people aren't objects the stakes are just too high) another with this sort of technology.

      Unfortunately, a technology that is supposed to assist us in communicating and seeing one another in greater clarity, will most likely have the opposite effect. It will enable those who wish it, to put on another costume atop all their other ones. . . but then social media is all one giant masquerade of smiling idyllic snapshots of who we all wish we could be.

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    11. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by artfulshrapnel · · Score: 1

      It's not the size of the screen, it's the multi-touch capacity.

    12. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by MisterSquid · · Score: 2

      +1 Interesting

      You should take a look at David Foster Wallace's Infinite Jest, which explores similar social-evasion strategies in an age when video becomes a normal part of telecommunication.

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    13. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A small screen is great, unless you need to compensate for something else that's too small...

    14. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      > The size of your screen?

      Hello. Is that a Samsung Galaxy Note in your pocket, or . . .

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    15. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by Bigby · · Score: 1

      You need to have a allow/deny policy-like control where you can include facial recognition. The default setting would be deny-all and then you can add people one-by-one.

    16. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by dintech · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Talking of buffers between reality, in Japan, there has recently been big uptick of teenagers wearing surgical masks at all times, not just when ill. Some comments explaining why include, "it's very tiresome to have to use my face to express my emotions." Here is the article in Japan Today

    17. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that may be true, but I'd still rather cross the ocean in a cruise liner than a dinghy...

    18. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Having an introverted personality isn't the same as having a social phobia. Some people just don't really care about interacting with others all of the time. This isn't because introverts are afraid of others or of interactions with them.

      Replace introvert with 'people suffering from social phobias or anxiety', though, and your idea is more insightful.

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    19. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    20. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you get a better grasp on intreoversion:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraversion_and_introversion#Introversion

      What you describe is not being introverted. I will grant you that an introvert might use the technology as a means to avoid dealing with people he doesn't want to deal with.

    21. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. When "talking" with my girlfriend over text, sometimes I can tell something is wrong immediately just by her saying "hi" vs "hey" or something similar, because I know her so well, and when I receive a text I actually picture her saying it. There's TONS of "non-verbal" communication and meta-data in text...if it's cold and costumed to you, you're not paying attention.

    22. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by nicknamesarefunny · · Score: 0

      But what's his argument for getting women to adopt google glass?

      Text excerpts from"Fifty shades of Grey" scrolling across their field of vision.

    23. Re:Doesn't it really all come down to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So iPhone users? That would explain a lot.

  7. Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    these glasses are going nowhere. They look stupid so they are dead on arrival. Furthermore, they only appeal to the part of the population that already wears glasses.

    The hype over these nerd glasses couldn't more clearly illustrate how out of touch dorks are with regular people.

    1. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Yeah, how dare a tech company experiment with wearable interfaces, and what the fuck is this news even doing on this site??? It's obviously not commercially viable, so it's of interest to NOBODY around here.

    2. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by tlhIngan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      these glasses are going nowhere. They look stupid so they are dead on arrival. Furthermore, they only appeal to the part of the population that already wears glasses.

      The hype over these nerd glasses couldn't more clearly illustrate how out of touch dorks are with regular people.

      There are several problems. If you want to talk about Glass as enabling face to face human interaction, you'll find most people won't want a camera shoved into their face. Secondly, most people will probably notice your eyes darting about so they know you're not paying attention to them, and once that happens, they'll never believe you're paying attention unless you take the damn things off.

      But I'm sure you'll find a lot of people "encouraged" to wear the glasses because they ARE a portable camera that basically records 24/7. While useful to catching crooks because basically the entire public space is under surveillance all the time, and anyone who stands out will probably have multiple cameras trained on them, they also have the downside of well, everything you do would be recorded. So if you visit any sort of morally questionable establishment, it'll be recorded.

      And of course, with Google Goggles, it'll all be tagged for easy searching.

    3. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 2

      Furthermore, they only appeal to the part of the population that already wears glasses.

      They don't appeal to me because I do wear glasses. As far as I'm aware, you can't wear Google's goggles and your glasses at the same time, unless they plan to sell it as prescription glasses as well.

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    4. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'm going to take fashion advice from the guy who uses the words "dorks" in the year 2013.

      Google Glasses has all of the touchy feely appeal of Facebook and the Nintendo Wii. Google glasses is the iPhone to Oculus Rift's Galaxy SIII.

      All the artistic types are going to want to get Google glasses so they can take pictures of their food and tweet videos of themselves doing status elevating activities. Just wearing the fucking things is going to be the equivalent of white headphones or carrying an iPad case.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yEb6HCG7ec

      The reason the voice command is "Ok, glass" is because it sounds like you're talking to a pet instead of issuing commands to a servant.

    5. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by mcrbids · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Based on the fact that the primary (and really, ONLY) interface to Google glass is voice recognition, and given my experiences with voice recognition using the latest (or at lesast recent, Android 4.1) technology Google has for voice recognition, Google Glass is their Apple Newton.

      The tech, it just ain't ready yet. I carefully enunciate: "Send Text to Kathy (pause) I think the problem is Becky, who wants to cancel Robert's plan"

      A few beeps later...

      "Sending text to Becky, The problem is Becky who wants to cancel Robert's plan".

      Yeah, the example sorta sucks, but this pretty much happened to me when I decided to trust the text to speech for texting. It was almost a complete interpersonal disaster. It's good, but it's just not good enough. And given that text to speech has been "almost" good enough for at least 20 years, I'm not expecting it to improve any time soon until semantic understanding is part of the mix. (Watson: I'm looking at you....)

      In response I like to send random sounding texts to family members like "Happy birth tazer ahh" just to see the response, to which I can reply: "Stupid voice to text, happy birthday Sarah!"..

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    6. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      these glasses are going nowhere. They look stupid so they are dead on arrival. Furthermore, they only appeal to the part of the population that already wears glasses.

      The hype over these nerd glasses couldn't more clearly illustrate how out of touch dorks are with regular people.

      lol. the world applications for this tech is huge. you're just thinking about the social aspect, to your credit you have a point, but also which, shrinks your brain. the impacts to manufacturing, education and journalism alone, will be significant. augmented reality applications now have a device that can stand as a unifying platform.

    7. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen many people walking around with them on in the Bay Area, and they actually look pretty natural and non-geeky.

    8. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Huh, seen a lot of fairly normal people than know about Google Glass and are interested. Pretty sure the out of touch one is Anonymous Coward, whoever you are.

      That being said what I see as their failure, based on impressions I've read of people that have actually used it, is not only does it look silly to wear, but it looks silly to use. As in, bluetooth headset awkward. You can, apparently, tell when somone is looking at their Glass, because they try to focus on it with both eyes and go cross eyed.

      I see it as similar to a bluetooth headset. Functionality interesting in concept, awkward in execution.

    9. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by dbIII · · Score: 5, Interesting

      When Sol Trujillo was running Australia's Telstra (running it into the ground, but that's another story), he had his sales employees wear recording devices around their necks so that management could replay what the sales staff did each day. It was excused as being commonplace in the USA, and after hearing about how HP employees were bugged for all I know it may be true. I can see management with an almost slave owner attitude being attracted to such devices.

    10. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by Vintermann · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They do plan to sell it as prescription glasses.

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    11. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by jma05 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > you'll find most people won't want a camera shoved into their face

      This is worse than 1984. In Oceania, one at least knew where the cameras were and could at-least try to avoid them.

      > basically the entire public space is under surveillance all the time

      Reminds one of the scene in The Matrix, where Neo is identified when the avatar of a homeless guy just sees him. So long privacy. It was nice knowing you.

      Other thoughts...
      - Google will agree to not track or store (less likely) faces unless consented to... sort of like Google Maps blanking faces
      - Allow friends to follow you... literally, as you get detected by the crowd cams (why not? for some reason, people already let their online lives tracked by social media)
      - Subscribe to FBI's most wanted list, local missing people.

    12. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by lxs · · Score: 4, Funny

      The great thing about Google Glass wearers is that a combination of traffic and natural selection will limit their numbers.

    13. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by drkim · · Score: 2

      I've seen many people walking around with them on in the Bay Area, and they actually look pretty natural and non-geeky.

      Looking 'non-geeky' up in the Bay Area is kind of like being the 'young one' at the Elder care home.

    14. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by thenextstevejobs · · Score: 2

      these glasses are going nowhere. They look stupid so they are dead on arrival. Furthermore, they only appeal to the part of the population that already wears glasses.

      The hype over these nerd glasses couldn't more clearly illustrate how out of touch dorks are with regular people.

      Google Glass will probably end up being used by the same crowd that uses Bluetooth headsets in public for their phones, and probably with the same lack of regard for other people during use

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    15. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is only the beginning. The mindreading devices will become mainstream soonish

    16. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by dywolf · · Score: 1

      Not sure you could flamebait any harder.

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    17. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by FriendlyStatistician · · Score: 2

      > This is worse than 1984. In Oceania, one at least knew where the cameras were and could at-least try to avoid them.

      Have you read 1984 recently? A huge part of the plot revolves around the protagonist thinking he was safe when he was in fact being watched on camera the entire time.

    18. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

      This is worse than 1984. In Oceania, one at least knew where the cameras were and could at-least try to avoid them.

      You're right. Perhaps we should boycott them. Refuse to interact with anyone in front of use that's wearing one, unless they take it off. Refuse to accept phone calls from anyone that's using one as their phone etc. Just make the damn things unacceptable right from the start.

    19. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Bluetooth headset, when in the car, office or home, fine. Used when out in public? The sign of a dick.

    20. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by artfulshrapnel · · Score: 1

      ...they also have the downside of well, everything you do would be recorded. So if you visit any sort of morally questionable establishment, it'll be recorded.

      And of course, with Google Goggles, it'll all be tagged for easy searching.

      Last I checked, they came equipped with a convenient "off" switch for such circumstances.

    21. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by ewieling · · Score: 1

      they also have the downside of well, everything you do would be recorded. So if you visit any sort of morally questionable establishment, it'll be recorded.

      Maybe pervasive surveillance will finally show that EVERYONE is a criminal and EVERYONE is a pervert. Exactly how much of a criminal and how much of a pervert a person is will vary, but we are all criminals and pervs in some way. It is about time we accepted this and moved on.

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    22. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      these glasses are going nowhere. They look stupid so they are dead on arrival. Furthermore, they only appeal to the part of the population that already wears glasses.

      The hype over these nerd glasses couldn't more clearly illustrate how out of touch dorks are with regular people.

      Actually this will be exactly the opposite... since the glasses-wearing population needs a custom-tailored prescription on their glasses, they would require astronomically expensive custom hardware for each user. So to use the generic for-everybody devices, on must NOT need glasses.

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    23. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      You're wrong about Google Glass going nowhere. Can 100 Million zombie robots be wrong? Just consider the wonderful possibilities.

      With Google Glass, Google can see and hear everything that you can see and hear.

      Therefore, in the not so distant future, Google could just automatically charge your Google Play account for every bit of copyrighted content that you see and hear. Now that's innovation!

      The next logical step would be to make Google Glass mandatory. Imagine billions of people all wearing Google Glass!

      Next, it could be miniaturized enough that it could be implanted, like a cochlear implant or a pacemaker. If everything you ever see or hear is filtered through an augmented reality system, then numerous fantastic opportunities become possible that were unthinkable in earlier human history.

      First, every conceivable flat or curved surface in the entire visual space could be covered in virtual advertising. This would open up unbelievable and exciting new revenue streams with which to pay for the implantation of these devices into the entire population.

      Second, since everything you see and hear is filtered through this system, especially from an early age, it could begin to shape and mold the human mind and human behavior! Imagine a world with billions of human zombies! It's beautiful I tell you! Just beautiful.

      And all this exciting and profound improvement to human society could be brought about by not being evil.

      To the future!

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    24. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by Ardyvee · · Score: 1

      While I doubt it allows you to record 24/7, it is true that cameras can be misused. I, however, believe that the problems you describe are a result of who we are as society, and they should be addressed regardless. If I'm seen a morally questionable establishment, what's the problem? As long as it's not illegal (and even, then, YMMV) I don't believe there should be a reason for anybody to record it, and if recorded, nobody should pay attention to it. Sadly, things aren't like I would want them to be.

      Now, I would certainly buy some of one of those. Then I would probably add a few sensors (not camera/microphone) and could use it when trying to play a song in an instrument, or if I go out as a GPS. Maybe even some To-Do list that's ever present. I'd have to get the device first, thought, to know what I would use it for. Hopefully it will have a keyboard-like interface (because no, I do not like voice recognition. It's just not there yet).

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    25. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      No, because the rich and powerful will have their life whitewashed and hidden from the masses giving the appearance of moral superiority over any that would rise to challenge them.

    26. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it could be great in a car. Heads-up GPS, speed, fuel gauge display. Recognize your in a car (maybe by seeing the steering wheel) and shut down all non-car apps/services, etc. You would never need to take your eyes off the road.

      Of course the emphasis is on COULD.

    27. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      > If I'm seen a morally questionable establishment, what's the problem? As long as it's not illegal (and even, then, YMMV) I don't believe there should be a reason for anybody to record it, and if recorded, nobody should pay attention to it. Sadly, things aren't like I would want them to be.

      The problem is the other half (or some significant percent) that seeks to ban vice and considers it sin. They will trumpet their morals and show the world your flaws, which in a rational world wouldn't be a problem, but in our irrational world it can cause you to lose your job or worse.

    28. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The actual unit clips on to frames, including regular glasses.

    29. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 2

      How bad does text to speech suck in comparison to voice to ear? A simple game of telephone shows that people probably miss a very large amount of what they hear, but have learned to compensate by not acting on what they hear as quickly or decisively as what they see. How many times have you verbally told someone to do something and later found out they did the wrong thing? How many times has someone told you to do something and you only really figured it out later when taking in other information on the situation?

      In those terms, I don't think voice recognition will ever work right until the computer can rightly say back "speak clearly you mushed mouth meatbag, I can't understand the wet slapping noises your flesh is making."

    30. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Protip: If someone talks about 1984 on slashdot, theres a 95% chance they didnt actually read (or understand) the book.

    31. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by fbobraga · · Score: 1

      And the glass itself is not a distraction? I think so...

    32. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by fbobraga · · Score: 1
    33. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by jma05 · · Score: 2

      @LordLimecat

      Another Protip: When someone uses a neat statistic on Slashdot, you can be pretty sure that they pulled numbers out of thin air.

      @ FriendlyStatistician

      > Have you read 1984 recently? A huge part of the plot revolves around the protagonist thinking he was safe

      Its been a while. I remember this part well. Hence the post.

      > when he was in fact being watched on camera the entire time.

      That I did not remember much of. Just that he was betrayed the whole time by people (although I vaguely recall the discovery of a camera in the capture scene and him retracing his memory to being watched). But hey, I don't reread classics to make web posts :-).

    34. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by lurker1997 · · Score: 1

      There was a telescreen behind a picture in the 'hideout' room he rented above the prole shop. He had thought he was not being monitored there; it turned out he was being monitored, but my take on it was that this was just for sound because the picture blocked the telescreen's camera. Of course as you say, there were various people on to him the whole time, and the prole from whom he was renting the shop, Mr. Chillington (or something like that) was actually a thought police agent.

      I have read 1984 a number of times and didn't find anything incongruous with the book in your original post

    35. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by gig · · Score: 1

      I think his point is that people who wear glasses can wear Google Glasses without that big of a change. There is still something bolted to your face. People who don't wear glasses have to adjust to the idea of changing the way their face looks, adjust to being separated from the visual world by a device.

      I've never worn glasses and the idea that I will have to someday just because I'm getting older is ridiculously frightening. Glasses feel like watching everything through a camera to me. I have no idea what shape or material to get, no idea how I'll carry them.

      Glasses are a prosthetic. Nobody wants them.

    36. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by gig · · Score: 1

      > I've seen many people walking around with them on in the Bay Area,
      > and they actually look pretty natural and non-geeky.

      That's like someone from Los Angeles saying breast implants don't make you look like a stripper.

      I'm in San Francisco as well, and while Google Glass doesn't shock me, I certainly wouldn't talk to someone who had them stuck on their face. Same as I wouldn't talk to someone who is talking on a cell phone or listening to headphones. That person is already occupied with something else, they're not physically present. They're doing FaceTime, not face time.

    37. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by gig · · Score: 1

      Google Glass has a touchpad on the side that you use to scroll and select. It's conveniently as far away from your hands as possible.

    38. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by gig · · Score: 1

      No, Google Glass has a touchpad on the side, you scroll menus and click to activate.

      I think the main thing with the voice is to issue commands, such as “camera on” or whatever. The Mac has had that for many, many years (since before Mac OS X) and although it is surprisingly accurate at understanding a basic list of commands (like “launch Photoshop”,) almost nobody uses it. I think when you are controlling a computer with a mouse or touch and somebody says, “hey, you could control that computer with your voice!” that sounds easy, but the reality is, it's a chore. It's slower and it feels like more work in almost every context.

      Humans are hand-based creatures. We're defined by our unique, tool-using hands. We work with our hands, we communicate with our voices. I think voice commands are a way to turn the voice into a fairly lousy 3rd hand. Useful if driving, but probably nowhere else.

      The reason voice looks so good on Star Trek is they are just communicating with the computer, they're not working it. The computer is essentially just another character in Star Trek. Notice they still fly the ship with their hands.

    39. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by gig · · Score: 1

      > The problem is the other half (or some significant percent) that seeks to ban vice and considers it sin.

      The problem is not people seeking to ban vice. It's already banned. The problem is the Religious Police. In the US, 75% of police budgets goes to punishing smokers. Americans are like, “OMG in Iran the Religious Police will tell you to get a haircut!” Well, it's not Iran that leads the world in incarceration — that is the US. We got there by putting sinners in jail. We arrest taxpaying smokers, take away their kids, put the smoker into a prison cell with a professional murderer, expect him to get raped, he does and gets AIDS, and he dies. That is what we do. We like doing that. We thrive on it. Some of us profit from it.

      You can't walk around in the US with a camera strapped to your face. That is called “evidence gathering,” or “case building.” If you go to a party, there will be somebody smoking an illegal cigarette, or there will be an illegal poker game, or a 20 year old adult will be drinking alcohol.

      Fucking Zuckerburg had photos of himself smoking a water pipe on his Facebook page at one point, and when it accidentally went public, he took it down. The share-everything Facebook guy, protected by his wealth and the privileges of racism, took a photo down immediately. Not even a video — a low-res still photo.

    40. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      I think his point is that people who wear glasses can wear Google Glasses without that big of a change. There is still something bolted to your face. People who don't wear glasses have to adjust to the idea of changing the way their face looks, adjust to being separated from the visual world by a device.

      I've never worn glasses and the idea that I will have to someday just because I'm getting older is ridiculously frightening. Glasses feel like watching everything through a camera to me. I have no idea what shape or material to get, no idea how I'll carry them.

      Glasses are a prosthetic. Nobody wants them.

      Nobody other than hipsters wants them.

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    41. Re:Regardless of what you think of smartphones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure you could flamebait any harder.

      Not sure you could troll with any more desperation

  8. Glass, our downfall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm telling you. Between this and the Russian meteorite that caused injuries due to flying glass, this substance needs to be comprehensively banned by all governments around the world!

    1. Re:Glass, our downfall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you outlaw glass, only outlaws will have glass.

    2. Re:Glass, our downfall by causality · · Score: 1

      If you outlaw glass, only outlaws will have glass.

      It's not the glass that is transparent. It's the person looking through it.

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    3. Re:Glass, our downfall by drkim · · Score: 1

      If you outlaw glass, only outlaws will have glass.

      "You can have my glass when you pry it from my cold, dead, bloody fingers."
      --Charlton Heston

  9. What a bizarre statement by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are a number of things you can say about a smartphone, but - emasculating? Seriously? Out of what orifice did he pull THAT?

    Is Brin worried that Glasses are going to be another Q?

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    1. Re:What a bizarre statement by c0lo · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Emasculation

      Emasculation is the removal of the genitalia of a male, both the penis and the testicles. Removal of the testicles alone is castration.
      By extension, the word has also come to mean to render a male less of a man, or to make a male feel less of a man by humiliation.

      Women should be safe from the effect of smart phones

      (yes, I understand that the most metaphorical sense would imply weakening in a generalized sexless sense. However... think how well the following expression sounds to you: she felt emasculated by...)

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    2. Re:What a bizarre statement by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Out of what orifice did he pull THAT?

      Nostril I think.

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    3. Re:What a bizarre statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ouch, that must hurt!

    4. Re:What a bizarre statement by JanneM · · Score: 1

      think how well the following expression sounds to you: she felt emasculated by...

      Really, it doesn't sound strange to me at all. I'm even a bit surprised; had you asked me without typing out the example I would have said it doesn't work.

      I guess perhaps the gender-role divisions just aren't as strong today as they used to be. Most role models and most regular men you see and meet every day aren't particularly masculine in the traditional sense; if anything, brawn, machismo and physical strength seems a bit anachronistic and a bit negative, much like smoking has become.

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    5. Re:What a bizarre statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Damn straight it hurts!

      Damn straight it hurts!

      APK is a 45-year old white male with a stocky build and a beard. His head is shaved. He responded to my ad to be interviewed for this article wearing only leather pants, leather boots and a leather vest. I could see that both of his nipples were pierced with large-gauge silver rings.

      Questioner: I hope you won't be offended if I ask you to prove to me that you're a nullo. Just so that our readers will know that this isn't a fake.

      APK: Sure, no problem. (stands and unbuckles pants and drops them to his ankles, revealing a smooth, shaven crotch with only a thin scar to show where his genitals once were).

      Q: Thank you. That's a remarkable sight.

      (laughs and pulls pants back up). Most people think so.

      Q: What made you decide to become a nullo?

      (pauses). Well, it really wasn't entirely my decision.

      Q: Excuse me?

      The idea wasn't mine. It was my lover's idea.

      Q: Please explain what you mean.

      Okay, it's a long story. You have to understand my relationship with Scott before you'll know what happened.

      Q: We have plenty of time. Please go on.

      Both of us were into the leather lifestyle when we met through a personal ad. Scott's ad was very specific: he was looking for someone to completely dominate and modify to his pleasure. In other word, a slave.

      The ad intrigued me. I had been in a number of B&D scenes and also some S&M, but I found them unsatisfying because they were all temporary. After the fun was over, everybody went on with life as usual.

      I was looking for a complete life change. I wanted to meet someone who would be part of my life forever. Someone who would control me and change me at his whim.

      Q: In other words, you're a true masochist.

      Oh yes, no doubt about that. I've always been totally passive in my sexual relationships.

      Anyway, we met and there was instant chemistry. Scott is a few years older than me and very good looking. Our personalities meshed totally. He's very dominant.

      I went back to his place after drinks and had the best sex of my life. That's when I knew I was going to be with Scott for a long, long time.

      Q: What sort of things did you two do?

      It was very heavy right away. He restrained me and whipped me for quite awhile. He put clamps on my nipples and a ball gag in my mouth. And he hung a ball bag on my sack with some very heavy weights. That bag really bounced around when Scott fucked me from behind.

      Q: Ouch.

      (laughs) Yeah, no kidding. At first I didn't think I could take the pain, but Scott worked me through it and after awhile I was flying. I was sorry when it was over.

      Scott enjoyed it as much as I did. Afterwards he talked about what kind of a commitment I'd have to make if I wanted to stay with him.

      Q: What did he say exactly?

      Well, besides agreeing to be his slave in every way, I'd have to be ready to be modified. To have my body modified.

      Q: Did he explain what he meant by that?

      Not specifically, but I got the general idea. I guessed that something like castration might be part of it.

      Q: How did that make you feel?

      (laughs) I think it would make any guy a little hesitant.

      Q: But it didn't stop you from agreeing to Scott's terms?

      No it didn't. I was totally hooked on this man. I knew that I was willing to pay any price to be with him.

      Anyway, a few days later I moved in with Scott. He gave me the rules right away: I'd have to be naked at all times while we were indoors, except for a leather dog collar that I could never take off. I had to keep my head shaved. And I had to wear a butt plug except when I needed to take a shit or when we were having sex.

      I had to sleep on the floor next to his bed. I ate all my food on the floor, too.

      The next day he took me to a piercing parlor where he had my nipples done, and a Prince Albert put into the head of my cock.

      Q: Heavy stuff.

      Yeah, and it got heavier. He used me as a toi

    6. Re:What a bizarre statement by gnoshi · · Score: 1

      There are a number of things you can say about a smartphone, but - emasculating? Seriously? Out of what orifice did he pull THAT?

      The messy one left behind after too much smartphone time.

    7. Re:What a bizarre statement by c0lo · · Score: 1

      There are a number of things you can say about a smartphone, but - emasculating? Seriously? Out of what orifice did he pull THAT?

      maybe understandable from the perspective of Brin's culture at origins (even if I find hard to accept it):

      Brin immigrated to the United States with his family from the Soviet Union at the age of six.

      (don't give me the shit with "but he get is education in US". First at all, a good part of the culture comes from the family - I guarantee you even now the Russians have a "man rules" type of culture - just look at Putin. Second... is US better in this regard? E.g. ever wonder how long ago slapping a woman was acceptable as a movie scene? Do you remember "The Man with the Golden Gun" (1974)? What about the "Airplane!" (1980)?)

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    8. Re:What a bizarre statement by Moridineas · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're being hysterical.

      For at least two thousand years of European history until the late nineteenth century hysteria referred to a medical condition thought to be particular to women and caused by disturbances of the uterus (from the Greek "hystera" = uterus)

      OR ARE YOU??

    9. Re:What a bizarre statement by c0lo · · Score: 2

      Most role models and most regular men you see and meet every day aren't particularly masculine in the traditional sense; if anything, brawn, machismo and physical strength seems a bit anachronistic and a bit negative, much like smoking has become.

      One wonders: is this why the movie industry pushes violent movies one after the other - the "Die hard" kind? (i.e. only as a palliative for the today's boys/men venting frustration?)

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    10. Re:What a bizarre statement by Jessified · · Score: 2

      Ever notice how emasculate and effeminate are essentially synonyms? Weird.

    11. Re:What a bizarre statement by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      E.g. ever wonder how long ago slapping a woman was acceptable as a movie scene? Do you remember "The Man with the Golden Gun" (1974)? What about the "Airplane!" (1980)?)

      Even today, slapping a woman is quite acceptable when done for comedic effect, as in Airplane!, so I don't think that's a good example.

    12. Re:What a bizarre statement by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Give me a break. I was born in the USSR myself, but lived twice as long there than Brin before moving to Germany. Even if I try hard, I am barely a Russian, even though I speak almost without an accent.

      My sister is four years younger and tries much harder, but she is not a Russian either. She cannot even speak Russian properly.

      That is beside that your "argumentum ad Putinum" falls flat in the light of the fact, that in modern Russia the gender issue is waaaaaaaaay worse than it was in Soviet times - back then equal rights were very much real. And even that little "man rules" what was there, was frowned upon amongst the intellectuals - basically the only ones that were able to flee the USSR back then.

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    13. Re:What a bizarre statement by c0lo · · Score: 1

      To be clear, to be clear...

      I never said that the Russian culture says the women can be slapped (ironically enough, my example of "slapping as an acceptable behavior" used US).

      What I implied is that Russian people are more likely to display a patriarchal type of attitude than the "western" culture. You know: the image of the man as the head of the family, expected to be strong and all that... and any kind of weakness is to be associated with "not being man enough"; this is how I inferred a possible explanation for the use of "emasculation" (by Brin) as a synonym for weakness. Other two points:
      1. the language is not the only part of the culture an immigrant brings in the adoptive place (where I'm now, I'm an immigrant myself)
      2. now that I think, the association of strength with the male sex is not uncommon even in western countries... e.g. "grow a pair" as a substitute for "have courage/stop whining" and "woman with cojones/balls" for a woman showing a strong character.

      Of course, I may be wrong in any or all the above

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    14. Re:What a bizarre statement by ls671 · · Score: 1

      It comes from latin: emasculare

      The literal meaning is: chopping the balls off a male.

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    15. Re:What a bizarre statement by rocket+rancher · · Score: 2

      Emasculation

      Emasculation is the removal of the genitalia of a male, both the penis and the testicles. Removal of the testicles alone is castration. By extension, the word has also come to mean to render a male less of a man, or to make a male feel less of a man by humiliation.

      Women should be safe from the effect of smart phones

      (yes, I understand that the most metaphorical sense would imply weakening in a generalized sexless sense. However... think how well the following expression sounds to you: she felt emasculated by...)

      Well, considering the context in which it was used (A TED conference) it is unlikely it was misapplied to more than about 10 percent of the audience...an error rate that I find entirely acceptable.

    16. Re:What a bizarre statement by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      E.g. ever wonder how long ago slapping a woman was acceptable as a movie scene? Do you remember "The Man with the Golden Gun" (1974)? What about the "Airplane!" (1980)?)

      Who says it ever became unacceptable in a movie? Can a man be slapped? If yes, why not a woman? Not allowing slapping of women would be sexist.

      Heck you're trying to say that shooting of men is acceptable, but slapping of women isn't? How does that work?

      Slapping women might be unacceptable in real life. (Just as any form of violence to a woman or man is.) But movies are for playing out scenarios that are unacceptable or for other reasons don't happen in real life.

    17. Re:What a bizarre statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In calling someone hysterical, you are actually saying they are being a uterus? Does that make it socially acceptable for me to call someone a big dumb uterus when I mean hysterical? What if I do it at a etymology convention? How about an entomology convention?

    18. Re:What a bizarre statement by Jessified · · Score: 1

      Interesting. What about effeminate? It looks like it would be opposite, but it feels like it's used in nearly identical contexts.

      Is there a word that means the opposite (i.e. depriving female of feminine characteristics?)

    19. Re:What a bizarre statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most role models and most regular men you see and meet every day aren't particularly masculine in the traditional sense; if anything, brawn, machismo and physical strength seems a bit anachronistic and a bit negative, much like smoking has become.

      So why do so many men work out at the gym, lifting freeweights and such? If it were for health they'd swim instead. No, those "regular men" don't have brawn and physical strength because they're fatasses who eat too much and exersize too little. And why do women swoon over the musclebound idiot while the skinny nerd can't get laid?

      As to your "role models", WTF are you smoking? Your sense of reality is seriously fucked. It's the damned jocks and movie stars that are today's role models, not the accountants. And the jocks and movie stars are ALL musclebound macho, especially the jocks. Hell, look at the rappers!

    20. Re:What a bizarre statement by femtobyte · · Score: 2

      You can't expect too much gender symmetry in languages that developed alongside culturally pervasive sexism. The "character flaws" of a man, such as being "effeminate," could be attributed to external sources: having been emasculated (by a telephone??). For an "un-ladylike" woman, her "flaws" were likely seen as "her own fault," hence the lack of symmetric terminology for passing blame to an external source.

    21. Re:What a bizarre statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slapping a man in many cases is still acceptable, so why shouldn't slapping a woman be acceptable? Are they inferior creatures that we need to patronize and treat like delicate buttercups?

      If social customs or attitudes make no sense and/or are no longer valid, you discard them.

    22. Re:What a bizarre statement by fbobraga · · Score: 1

      +1 Informative!

    23. Re:What a bizarre statement by Jessified · · Score: 1

      Well I think effeminate can also be used as an adjective. "Look at that effeminate male." In that case the word is less a passive effect, and more a characteristic.

      Not that I disagree with your underlying point.

    24. Re:What a bizarre statement by ls671 · · Score: 1

      Effeminate is not a verb as far as I know, I wouldn't use as a verb. Emasculate is definitely a verb although it can be used as an adjective as many verbs can.

      So: "Sergey Brin Says Using a Smartphone Is 'Effeminating'"

      Doesn't make sense grammatically because "to effeminate" is not a verb.

      my spelling corrector seems to agree with me...

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    25. Re:What a bizarre statement by ls671 · · Score: 1

      Also, in my usage, to emasculate means removing or giving up masculine attributes while looking effeminate is just the nature of some men although it can also be accomplish through acting, dressing up and making up at will then, come back to a masculine look at will.

      So, different meanings really.

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    26. Re:What a bizarre statement by Jessified · · Score: 1

      my bad you're right.

    27. Re:What a bizarre statement by ls671 · · Score: 1

      There is nothing bad about it, learning is good and mistakes help.

      Peace

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    28. Re:What a bizarre statement by gig · · Score: 1

      “Effeminate” can be a verb is you want it to. The only rule in English is there are no rules. Feel free to verbify.

    29. Re:What a bizarre statement by gig · · Score: 1

      > Not allowing slapping of women would be sexist.

      No, that is not true. Not allowing women to fight would be sexist. It is pretty common today to see women fighting in real life and in movies, even fighting men. The Avengers movie featured some very badass female fighting. Women also fight in real life of course, and there are many women who could beat the majority of men in a fight. There are martial arts moves now that are designed for women.

      A man slapping a woman who has not slapped him is definitely sexist. The reason is that women essentially give up 25% or more of their physical size and muscle (as compared to a fraternal male twin) in order to physically birth the next generation of humans. So slapping a woman at any time is like slapping a woman who is holding a baby or is pregnant, while the man is holding extra muscle. It's not a fair fight, and it's exploiting a male advantage, so it is by definition sexist. And men have traditionally used this size advantage to deny women their innate equality with men. If you participate in that by slapping a woman, you're continuing a long, sad, sexist tradition.

      As to why you can't slap a woman in a movie where it is just fantasy — you can. It still happens. Only today, it's only villains that do it, because the audience vilifies them for it. If you see a man haul out and slap a woman in a movie today, 30 minutes later the guy will land on a spike or something and the audience will applaud.

    30. Re:What a bizarre statement by gig · · Score: 1

      I get what you're trying to say about Russia, but the thing is, the only reason you see Russia that way is because the Russian way of being patriarchal is slightly different from the way of being patriarchal where you live. Russia actually has a history of Communism, where women rolling up their sleeves and working on a factory line was promoted as a virtue. Someone in Russia who is looking at the US might see it as being too patriarchal. The US has almost no women in government and has never had a female President. Never mind patriarchal — that is literal patriarchy.

      And if you take way New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal and a few other cities, North America is pretty fucking patriarchal.

    31. Re:What a bizarre statement by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      The reason is that women essentially give up 25% or more of their physical size and muscle (as compared to a fraternal male twin) in order to physically birth the next generation of humans. So slapping a woman at any time is like slapping a woman who is holding a baby or is pregnant, while the man is holding extra muscle. It's not a fair fight, and it's exploiting a male advantage, so it is by definition sexist.

      "fraternal male twin". Or to put it in simpler way: on average. So you may in fact have a weaker man slapping a stronger woman. In fact all slaps (and fights) are between two people of different strengths. If dissimilar strength is the issue then talk about it being wrong to slap someone weaker than you. It's sexist to categorise strength by gender.

      As to why you can't slap a woman in a movie where it is just fantasy â" you can. It still happens. Only today, it's only villains that do it, because the audience vilifies them for it. If you see a man haul out and slap a woman in a movie today, 30 minutes later the guy will land on a spike or something and the audience will applaud.

      And if a woman slaps a man? Should the audience expect her to die? And should we expect the audience to applaud when she does? Generally not. And that's because of the sexism of moviemaking, and what the audiences have been conditioned to expect.

      There's a common abuse of language being used these last few decades. Where a gender difference advantages men, then it's "sexist". When it advantages women it's "empowering".

      Now don't get me wrong, I think there are situations where it's a good thing to choose to favour women in order to change entrenched positions of unreasonable disadvantage for women. But lets be clear about what we're doing. Not play propaganda with hypocritical uses of "sexist" and "empowerment".

      This is not one of those areas. Why? Because it's wrong to slap someone of either gender. Just as it is to punch them. By vilifying only the male to female variety, you're implicitly accepting the other 3 combinations.

      In movies on the other hand, where violence is not only acceptable, it's a vital ingredient in many genres then anyone slapping anyone should be equally acceptable. Only when it is will real equality be reached.

  10. Bookended by all knowledge in the known universe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll settle for that.

  11. Glasses make you look feeble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's pretty emasculating in and of itself.

    1. Re:Glasses make you look feeble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really.

  12. The FIST we touch when awake ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I don't think you want to know what touches my fist when I awake.

    1. Re:The FIST we touch when awake ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fist I touch when awake beats my dick like it owes me money.

  13. Speelchecking by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

    the fist we touch when awake, the last at night

    Hmm, so you're into fisting are you?

    By the way, most smartphones have a spellchecker. Maybe /. editors could use them to post articles...

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    1. Re:Speelchecking by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      By the way, most smartphones have a spellchecker.

      Maybe newer Android ones have fixed this, but I can't get spell check working on my Epic 4G. But spell check is irrelevant here, because "fist" is a properly spelled word.

      "Eye have a spelling chequer, / It came with my Pea Sea. / It plane lee marks four my revue / Miss Steaks I can knot sea."

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    2. Re:Speelchecking by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fun fact: when Google introduced Wave, they announced that it had superior contextual spell checking, and could (for example) correct "your" vs "you're". I tried plugging in that poem (on Docs) to see what would happen, and...

      ...it recommended changing "have" to "halve". And that was it.

      Wow.

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    3. Re:Speelchecking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What do you want, it accurately pointed out the one word that was right.
      Seen in context that one must obviously have been by mistake!

  14. Brin Has Been Smoking... by Press2ToContinue · · Score: 1

    too much glass...

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  15. Reverse marketing by cachimaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IMHO even if Glass is clearly the superior device, it makes you look like a dork/nerd.
    There is no way to change that until they look like regular glasses. Until then, all you can do is attack your main competitor, the smarthpone, or it will go the way of the segway.

    1. Re:Reverse marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Sergey may be right... the Glass (ugh) actually is quite "masculating" in that wearing it lets everyone know you are a dick.

    2. Re:Reverse marketing by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      This is something they understand very well, actually. They also understand that this is something that can be fixed and this is the reason they are bringing them to fashion shows.

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    3. Re:Reverse marketing by gig · · Score: 1

      So the Google way to make cyborg glasses fashionable is to send Sergey Brin to fashion shows?

      Why not partner with Oakley or Ray-Ban or someone like that (like Apple did with Nike to make iPod more athlete-friendly) and make glasses that look so good that models would be wearing them on the runway?

    4. Re:Reverse marketing by SolitaryMan · · Score: 1

      Did you actually look at the link? It is not just Sergey (who seem to be wearing them everywhere now), the * fashion models* are wearing glasses.

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  16. Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh the irony. Gimme a break.

  17. Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The two founders of RIM suffered from Founder's Syndrome and now it seems that it has spread to Google. Don't insult your potential customers deliberately. Mike Lazaridis and Jim Balsillie drove their company to ruin by ignoring the competition and insulting/ignoring potential customers.

    Sergey, you should leave the marketing to professionals in your organization. You can be the "vision" guy but don't trying to create the narrative for your company. You are not Steve Jobs.

    Steve Jobs was the founder of Apple and the CEO until recently but he had some qualities that are unfortunately uncommon among tech industry CEOs. He knew how to "think" like the common man and figure out what the common man wanted before he knew that he wanted it. He also had a sense of taste and an extreme attention to detail to help his company "polish" their products.

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    1. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He knew how to "think" like the common man and figure out what the common man wanted before he knew that he wanted it.

      Jobs knew how to manipulate people into wanting what he had to sell them. He was an excellent salesman.

      He also had a sense of taste...

      I guess a bad sense is still a sense, so, ok.

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    2. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by Moridineas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Jobs knew how to manipulate people into wanting what he had to sell them. He was an excellent salesman.

      He was an excellent salesman, certainly fallible, and with a well-earned reputation for his RDF. However, he did a damn good job of knowing what people did want!

      I guess a bad sense is still a sense, so, ok.

      So if you're saying Jobs had a bad sense of taste, yours--by comparison--is better? Why should we believe you? The corpus of Jobs' legacy is in front of us.

    3. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by Daetrin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Look, i'm with you on the douchebag thing, but what the GP was pointing out was that Jobs did an amazing job (er, so to speak) of selling product. Love him or hate him, Jobs was good at marketing and trying to deny that won't fool anyone but yourself. Whether he did that by figuring out what the consumer wanted or by convincing the consumer they wanted what he had is outside the scope of this discussion.

      The thing is there are two ways of selling a product, convincing the market that what you have is better, or convincing the market that what your competitors have is worse. It's often easier to take the second path, because it's usually easier to knock something down than to build something up. However it's also a riskier path. Sometimes when you try to knock down the competitor instead of deciding to buy your product the market ends up thinking you're a bully or an asshole.

      And it can get really problematic if you're also selling a product that shares traits with the competitor's product that you're knocking. If your company sells cars and motorcycles, then _maybe_ you can get away with telling people "you should buy our motorcycles, because cars suck" if you can restrict your message to people you know are inclined to like motorcycles. But if the message starts leaking into channels populated by the people who usually buy cars it may not go over so well. Telling people they should buy your motorcycles because motorcycles are awesome, and your motorcycles are especially awesome is safer, but it requires more talent (and a better product) to make that message stick.

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    4. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      He knew how to "think" like the common man and figure out what the common man wanted before he knew that he wanted it.

      A common trait of a con. Make the mark think it was their idea.

    5. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by Belial6 · · Score: 2

      Maybe if he did, he could have gotten more than 12% market share for his desktop systems.

    6. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Considering there is no accounting for taste, the "corpus of his legacy" is not evidence of his good taste. Why should we believe anybody who says Jobs had good taste? Such a statement would inherently depend on the taste of the person making that statement.

    7. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 3, Interesting

      He knew how to "think" like the common man and figure out what the common man wanted before he knew that he wanted it.

      Jobs knew how to manipulate people into wanting what he had to sell them. He was an excellent salesman.

      Interesting but even an excellent salesman still needs something compelling to "sell". By using your logic, Apple should have failed a long time ago if what Jobs was selling was not compelling. If you look at the history of Apple since Jobs returned and retooled their product line, Apple has had mostly a series of hits on their hands. There have been a few stinkers like the iPod Boom box and iPod socks but mostly hits. Are you trying to tell all of us that all of those sales were the result of a "sales job" by Jobs? Really? If the products were so mediocre, why was everyone slavishly copying them in every category that was successful?

      He also had a sense of taste...

      I guess a bad sense is still a sense, so, ok.

      Ok, so you have evidence to back up this assertion? You can hate their products if you want but you will have a bit of trouble arguing with their string of successes.

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    8. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      You know, I was with you on your commentary for the most part. Until, that is, you switched tracks and started fellating a dead guy who most people can agree was a world class douchebag...

      I was pointing out that Jobs was influential and had a number of successful products. He did seem to be able to figure out of something was "easy" to use for the common man. I'm sorry if actual "sales" over the years do not align with your perceptions of reality.

      I suggest you get some help for you fixation with the genitals of dead people. You are one sick bastard.

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    9. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      He knew how to "think" like the common man and figure out what the common man wanted before he knew that he wanted it.

      A common trait of a con. Make the mark think it was their idea.

      Right, the problem with you analogy is that people catch onto a con and they are not selling actual products that people love to use. I'm sorry if you are offended by the fact that Apple seems to have a high rate of repeat customers rather than returns. Just because you don't like their products it does not mean that they don't provide value and enjoyment for other people.

      What are you exactly trying to say? Are you saying that the products were not functional? Are you suggesting that people did not remain satisfied enough with them to buy the next version a year or two later? A scam artist would not be able to get away with that. They typically do not have repeat customers.

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    10. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For much of his life, he was out of touch with reality, producing expensive, overdesigned, underperforming computers. He nearly killed Apple before he was fired, and failed spectacularly with NeXT. Eventually he found a talent for creating markets in new breeds of consumer electronics.

      Jobs was mostly a dreamer and goof for all but the last 10 years of his life. We mostly only think about his most successful ideas... because they were successful.

    11. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by dkf · · Score: 2

      However, he did a damn good job of knowing what people did want!

      Moreover, he was excellent at knowing what people would want, and not just what they were saying they wanted at the time. That's a rare skill; most folks only desire the things that they actually know, and most management and market research can't look past that. The effect of this was that he was often the first in a particular market to make a really successful product, and Apple's mega-profits stemmed from that.

      Jobs was still an asshole and a salesman with a massive RDF though.

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    12. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by epine · · Score: 2

      He was an excellent salesman, certainly fallible, and with a well-earned reputation for his RDF. However, he did a damn good job of knowing what people did want!

      That Steve "knew what people wanted" is practically exhibit A concerning his RDF.

      With the original Mac, he provided a vision of what computing might soon become, well before it was actually usable for anything serious. I had the original fat Mac and briefly tried to develop on it. My compiler required heavy use of the second floppy disk drive and a third floppy disk, in a fairly predictable pattern, though not to my Mac, which invariably auto-magically popped out the wrong floppy. There was of course no way to override this behaviour, or even manually pop out the disk you wished to replace without resorting to the bent paperclip. Fucker. I had a big pile of bent paper clips before I came to my senses and bought the cheapest damn XT clone I could find with 640KB and a 10MB hard drive. Nirvana! The whole XT machine cost me roughly the same amount as it would have to upgrade my fat Mac to accept an internal hard drive.

      Q: Why do computers have to be so complicated?
      A1: They don't, so be cool.
      A2: So that people who know what they are doing can get real work done on hardware that remains lamentably inadequate, so that some day we can make computers that work so damn well on the inside, simplicity of use follows automatically.

      (People do still recall that the expansion nightmare of the IBM PC was primarily due to IBM deliberately using a brain-damaged slot design, so as not to compete with anything useful and far more expensive? As with many things IBM attempts to accomplish, they succeeded beyond their wildest dream. Their only mistake was underestimating the Taiwanese.)

      But anyways, this Mac junket doubles down on his status as visionary, even though the only innovation involved was taking what Xerox had first invented and layering on the emasculation (e.g. the floppy disk I couldn't manually eject, the single button mouse with no context menu for any fidget, and the global menu bar that permanently locked into place the assumption that no personal computer would ever sport two large screens).

      Jobs soon realized that the kind of customer willing to pay a stupidly large premium for the same basic capability were the kind of people willing to delegate control for consistency. This worked for Steve, since he valued control from the get go. (Woz valued flexibility, or the original slots would never have happened.)

      Copland was to be followed by Gershwin, which promised protected memory spaces and full preemptive multitasking. The operating system was intended to be a complete re-write of the Mac OS, and Apple hoped to beat Microsoft Windows 95 to market with a development cycle of just one year. The Copland development was hampered by countless missed deadlines. The release date was first pushed back to the end of 1995, then to mid-'96, late '96, and finally to the end of 1997. With a dedicated team of 500 software engineers and an annual budget of $250 million, Apple executives began to grow impatient with the project continually falling behind schedule.

      Jobs was gone at this point, but his fixation on removing floppy disk drive buttons rather than laying the fundamentals for demand paged virtual memory nearly killed Apple before he could rush back to save it. I recall servicing my brother's top of the line Mac in mid 2000. It was all of two years old. I determined that his two favorite applications couldn't be run at full capability at the same time, because those fancy Gershwin promises were still MIA, and not a single extra anything could be usefully upgraded in hardware (it already had a turbo CPU board).

      While at NeXT, Jobs came to the epiphany that people wanted something that actually worked. I won't hold it against the man that he couldn't learn from his past mistakes.

      It wasn't until

    13. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was already clear at this point that Apple cares far more for profits than market share. Look at the $1k+ laptop market; Apple simply dominates there.

    14. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Jobs knew how to manipulate people into wanting what he had to sell them. He was an excellent salesman.

      If you want to understand why Jobs products are so successful you need to read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. The key to understanding the philosophy, why it works, and why few techies understand it is right in there.

      Right now, you don't have a clue.

    15. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jobs got a much larger than 12% profit share for Apple's desktop systems. Apple's goal was never to sell barely functional low-end clone systems to WalMart for a meager profit (or worse, a loss) on each unit, and then to make up for it in volume.

    16. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      ... he could have gotten more than 12% market share for his desktop systems.

      I'm sort of glad he didn't. That freed up resources to go after the consumer device market, rather than ending up a broke grey-box vendor like Dell or Compaq/HP. The stock price did much better as a result. Besides, desktop systems are a saturated and (now) shrinking market. It seems Mr. Jobs was prescient when it came to predicting where the market could be driven, something that you obviously aren't.

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    17. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the squabble over the Linux Client for Google Drive...The have Drive client for android and chrome-OS. ... so the work is done... but they wont release a Drive client for Linux. Pissing off all the Linux users that actually like(d) the Goog.

    18. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by doom · · Score: 1

      While at NeXT, Jobs came to the epiphany that people wanted something that actually worked.

      Well perhaps, but it took him awhile. The original NeXT didn't come with a hard drive, remember? Jobs was really pushing the removable magneto-optical drive... and reportedly when he did realize that that wasn't going to fly, he wouldn't admit he called something wrong, it was more like "They weren't ready for that yet".

      (In all fairness to the magneto-optical: the Vision there was "every student could carry their universe in their backpack". I could see why Jobs would be attracted to that, around that time I would try to use some of the Macs scattered around on campus, and it seemed like every time I did I would get some weird-ass error messages about incompatible laserwriter driver versions or some such... moving *all* of the software to a removable disk would be one way to dance around that stupidity.)

    19. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by doom · · Score: 1

      What are you exactly trying to say? Are you saying that the products were not functional?

      What I would say is that I could typically see why someone might like Apple products, but I could also see that they were always, invariably oversold. Their ease-of-use and consistency and so on were always exaggerated, but Apple users would never point this out, and in fact appeared to be incapable of seeing it.

      Are you suggesting that people did not remain satisfied enough with them to buy the next version a year or two later? A scam artist would not be able to get away with that. They typically do not have repeat customers.

      Here, I fear you are sadly deluded. Once someone is conned, they have a strong interest in hiding the fact from themselves and from others. They become part of the con artists salesforce. This is how you get "cults".

      Many people voted for Bush Jr. twice.

    20. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That is some pretty hard core rationalization there.

    21. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      The claim is that he know what people wanted. A 12% market share shows that he clearly did not.

    22. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Jobs knew how to manipulate people into wanting what he had to sell them. He was an excellent salesman.

      He was an excellent salesman, certainly fallible, and with a well-earned reputation for his RDF. However, he did a damn good job of knowing what people did want!

      I guess a bad sense is still a sense, so, ok.

      So if you're saying Jobs had a bad sense of taste, yours--by comparison--is better? Why should we believe you? The corpus of Jobs' legacy is in front of us.

      Sure, in aesthetics, Steve did pretty well. I'll grant you the attention to detail. But he did screw up in aesthetics and design oversight more than once. For my exhibits, I present Quicktime and iTunes. Quicktime committed the sin of pretending that a graphical interface could easily mimic a physical interface, leaving parts of the UI able to slide off the edge of the screen. iTunes is just a poor interface, and seems to me to be one of the least intuitive products released by Apple (I'll admit that my use of their products is narrow in scope). I honestly think the only reason iTunes does as well as it does is because it's the simplest interface for dealing with iOS hardware. That, also, is a design choice, and a poor one in my opinion.

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    23. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by In+hydraulis · · Score: 1

      Does that ghastly boat count?

    24. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For much of his life, he was out of touch with reality, producing expensive, overdesigned, underperforming computers. He nearly killed Apple before he was fired,

      Jobs resigned from Apple in 1985. He hadn't "nearly killed" Apple; in 1985 the Macintosh (Jobs' baby) was experiencing a few growing pains but was still clearly the future of the company. He had forced a power struggle with John Sculley, Apple's CEO, but Apple's board sided with Sculley. When the dust settled, Jobs was left with no responsibilities, the polite way to fire someone without firing them.

      Conflict between the two was probably inevitable. The only reason Sculley was there in the first place was to be professional, mature management riding herd on this 20something kid with no business background. Investors don't like entrusting their millions to scruffy hippies, you see. (Yes, that means NeXT was actually Jobs' first time running a whole company himself, outside of the really early days of Apple.)

      and failed spectacularly with NeXT.

      Uh, no. True spectacular tech startup failures burn through venture capital, never deliver anything real, and don't even get bought out before an asset fire sale because there's nothing of value beyond the furniture and computers.

      NeXT ate a lot of VC money, but delivered real products that were sold for real money, with moderate success. Technically, its object oriented GUI and rapid application development tools were far ahead of everything else. That's why NeXT was still around to be sold to Apple for $400M in 1996. There was real value, not just in the people but also in the products.

      Ex-NeXT management (as in, not just Jobs) went on to accomplish a reverse takeover of Apple from the inside, and built modern-era Apple's iconic products on a mostly-NeXT software foundation, the lone exception being non-Touch iPods. (Did you know that if you write an iOS app, you'll be making lots of calls to APIs whose names are all prefixed with "NS"? That's neither accident nor nostalgia. It's literally the modern version of software which NeXT created in the 1980s.)

      One interesting thing to think about: Jobs was forced to sign a non-compete contract when he resigned from Apple. That's why NeXT built an expensive academic workstation instead targeting the consumer. Based on the success of NeXT software technology ever since it's found its way into consumer devices, it's plausible that a NeXT not encumbered by non-compete might have become a major player by the early 1990s instead of an also-ran with great software running on computers too expensive to reach a wider market.

      Jobs was mostly a dreamer and goof for all but the last 10 years of his life. We mostly only think about his most successful ideas... because they were successful.

      Jobs was quite flawed in many ways, but in tech leadership terms? He was never a mere goofy dreamer, and contrary to what you imply a lot of his most important successes happened early. He would've been nowhere later in life without them.

      For example, Woz's natural level of ambition was to enjoy his job at HP (the old HP which was essentially a dream job for any young engineer in the 1970s), play pranks on friends, and hang out with like-minded computer nerds at the Homebrew Computer Club, swapping ideas and chips and code. Woz would've built computers, but without Jobs pushing him in a different direction, they'd have been designed and handbuilt only for himself, just like so many other HCC members. Without Jobs, Apple, the Apple I, and Apple II don't happen at all.

      And in 1985, Jobs got forced out with his fingerprints all over the product that would define the next 15-ish years of Apple. Then he went on to lay the foundation for his later successes while at NeXT. There isn't any period of the guy's career where you can say, with the full benefit of hindsight, that he totally missed on every project he was leading.

    25. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      What are you exactly trying to say? Are you saying that the products were not functional?

      What I would say is that I could typically see why someone might like Apple products, but I could also see that they were always, invariably oversold. Their ease-of-use and consistency and so on were always exaggerated, but Apple users would never point this out, and in fact appeared to be incapable of seeing it.

      Are you suggesting that people did not remain satisfied enough with them to buy the next version a year or two later? A scam artist would not be able to get away with that. They typically do not have repeat customers.

      Here, I fear you are sadly deluded. Once someone is conned, they have a strong interest in hiding the fact from themselves and from others. They become part of the con artists salesforce. This is how you get "cults".

      Many people voted for Bush Jr. twice.

      I have to say that I find your theories fascinating and that I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. I have no idea what you do for a living but I write software on the windows platform for a living which is something I have been doing for over a decade and a half which means that the majority of my time with computers is spent on a "windows" PC.

      I'm sorry but I happen to have a mac as well as an iPhone 4S and a 3rd generation iPad at home. Many of my co-workers also have macs and/or iOS devices at home. We all get paid quite well to write/test software running on the windows platform. I can assure you that windows software, especially from Microsoft has a great deal of usability issues as well as inconsistencies. I would like to direct you the following article written by a usability expert critiquing the Windows 8 UI. http://www.nngroup.com/articles/windows-8-disappointing-usability/

      I deal in facts but you appear to deal in fantasy. Judging by your comments, I would surmise that you either have only a passing familiarity with OS X and other platforms or you are simply parroting common anti-apple memes. My platform of choice is not the one I use the most but you seem to be criticizing an OS that you have never even used.

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    26. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by gig · · Score: 1

      > Jobs knew how to manipulate people into wanting what he had to sell them. He was an excellent salesman.

      That is ridiculous. Jobs was a terrible salesman. Jobs could only sell things he was really, really passionate about. A good salesman can sell anything.

      And there was no manipulation with Jobs. He just said look at this awesome thing that I really like, isn't it fucking great? Maybe you will like it too. If you don't, I don't fucking care.

    27. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by gig · · Score: 1

      > Maybe if he did, he could have gotten more than 12% market share for his desktop systems.

      The Mac has 75% profit share in Intel PC's. Maybe you want to explain to me how that is a failure?

      The reason market share was deified is it was supposed to lead to lots of developer support. Yet it turned out that developers chase profit. That is why Apple has all the developer support.

      And iPhone also has 75% profit share of the entire phone market (not just smartphones.)

      I'm just not seeing your “Steve Jobs as a failure” thesis.

    28. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by gig · · Score: 1

      > The claim is that he know what people wanted. A 12% market share shows that he clearly did not.

      The thing is, the other 88% of the market is all Apple clones, duh.

    29. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by gig · · Score: 1

      > For much of his life, he was out of touch with reality,

      Bullshit.

      > producing expensive, overdesigned, underperforming computers.

      Apple II was expensive and underperforming?

      A 1988 desktop publishing setup of Mac and LaserWriter and Aldus Pagemaker that replaced a million dollar printing press is expensive and underperforming?

      A Mac that ran Microsoft Office 8 to 10 years before it started running on Windows is underperforming?

      A Mac that ran Photoshop 5 years before it started running on Windows is underperforming?

      Macs are 75% of Google and Facebook and Twitter, 100% of Genentech, almost 100% of Hollywood, and were used to create the majority of music albums in the world. That's underperforming?

      There are only 2 virus-free computing platforms: Mac OS X and iOS. Is that underperforming?

      > He nearly killed Apple before he was fired

      Bullshit. The last thing he did before he was fired was lead the Macintosh team, which saved Apple. If not for Macintosh, Apple would have been selling the Lisa and Apple II through the 1980's, and would have gone out of business in 1988 when the Apple II stopped selling.

      Jobs was fired in 1985 because the Mac was seen as a failure because it did not sell as much as anticipated in its first year. Then in 1986, Apple shipped LaserWriter (first laser printer) and essentially completed the Mac (no printer in those days was like no Internet connectivity today,) and Aldus shipped PageMaker and desktop publishing started and the Mac never looked back. And now Apple is by far the oldest PC maker.

      > and failed spectacularly with NeXT.

      The NeXT software is running on almost a half a billion devices right now. The same kernel, the same frameworks, the same display architecture. The NeXT developer tools were used to create the World Wide Web in 1990, Mac OS X in 1997–2001, and every iPhone app since 2008, and every iPad app since 2010.

      Some failure!

      > Eventually he found a talent for creating markets in new breeds of consumer electronics.

      That is what he always did. How is Apple II not a new breed of consumer electronics? There was no such thing as a consumer PC, and then Apple II came out and there was.

      If you're going to criticize, at least learn some fucking history first.

    30. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by gig · · Score: 1

      I really am not impressed by your long-winded attempt to prove that Apple is a failure. A clue that you might be wrong is that Apple right now has the biggest market cap of any tech company, has 75% of the profits in the Intel PC market, has 75% of the profits in the entire phone market (not just smartphones,) has 98% of the profits in the tablet market, has 90% of the profits in the music player market, is the biggest vendor of consumer video and audio editing software, the biggest vendor of pro video and audio editing software, is the creator of the #1 Windows app (iTunes,) has the biggest online media stores, the most developer support, and the highest sales-per-square-foot of any retailer.

      Further, if you're not using an Apple product right now, you're using a clone of an Apple product.

      NOT FAILURE. By definition, it is not failure.

      > XT

      It's great if programming an XT was bliss for you. Too bad you didn't get a fucking Apple II about 7 years earlier.

      > Mac
      > floppy disk

      Yes, yes, yes — the original Mac in 1984 was not quite complete yet. It didn't yet have a hard disk, it didn't yet have a printer. But all the other computers didn't even have GRAPHICS and TYPOGRAPHY. And hard disks and printers and more RAM and so on all arrived shortly after and the Mac was the center of almost every innovation in computing from about 1986 through 1995, including desktop publishing, desktop video, CD-ROM, online services. And the ones that the Mac was not at the center of were either centered on NeXT (World Wide Web, object-oriented software,) or inspired by NeXT (Java, Windows 95, Windows NT.)

      If you think the Mac was hard to develop on in 1984, you should have tried developing for fucking Windows at that time. That is the comparison.

      > but his fixation on removing floppy disk drive buttons rather than laying the fundamentals
      > for demand paged virtual memory nearly killed Apple before he could rush back to save it

      What outrageously crazy bullshit.

      The Mac saved Apple in the 1980's. The fact that Steve Jobs lead the Mac team and the people on that team did amazing work is what saved Apple from dying in 1988 when Apple II sales dried up. Apple was going with a lineup of Lisa and Apple II and Jobs saw that was not going to cut it and put a pirate flag on the shittiest building they had and tasked a team with obsoleting both Lisa and Apple II. If not for that, Hipsters would be wearing 1980's Apple T-shirts ironically today, like they do with Atari, because Apple would have gone out of business in the 80's.

      > virtual memory

      The foundations of the classic Mac OS were laid in 1982. Jobs is the one who laid a new foundation with virtual memory and other modern features with the “Big Mac” project while at Apple in 1985. When he was fired, he took Big Mac with him and it shipped in 1988 as NeXT. NeXT had virtual memory and other modern features. So Jobs was selling virtual memory in 1988, about 8 years before the Copeland mess at Apple that you are blaming on him. If he had not been fired, Apple would have shipped the NeXT workstation, sold the Mac at a lower and lower price to consumers, and over time the technologies from NeXT would have appeared on the Mac until there was a similar situation to Mac (workstation) and iPad (consumers) today. That was the plan that got Steve Jobs fired. That is the plan he came back to Apple and executed and had great success with.

      And you're not even right about the Mac floppy drive being buttonless. The button was on the fucking keyboard with the other 80 buttons, right where the user's hands were. You press either Command+E or an actual dedicated Eject key on the keyboard. This is still true today.

      The rest of your comment is just as ill-informed and vapid.

    31. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by gig · · Score: 1

      I think you're forgetting how shitty hard drives were in the mid-80's when the NeXT project started, and how shitty they were even 10 years later. NeXT shipped in 1988 and it is not that different from a Mac Pro today. Give them a break on the magneto-optical.

    32. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by gig · · Score: 1

      If he thinks Jobs' taste is bad, I'd love to hear what he thinks of the guy who created Slashdot's eye-fucking design.

    33. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by gig · · Score: 1

      > fellating a dead guy who most people can agree was a world class douchebag...

      Ah, but “world class!”

      Most people who know who Steve Jobs is have a very high opinion of him, actually. And even people who knew him and thought he was a douchbag still respected him.

      And the fucker was right. He was RIGHT. If you're using a computer, you're either using one of his products or a clone of one of his products.

      On the day that Steve Jobs died, there was a bagpiper playing outside the Apple headquarters. They were Scottish pipes and complete bagpiping regalia, but the guy playing them was French-Canadian. He went down to Apple HQ on his own after hearing the news that Jobs had died and grown men stopped and cried their fucking eyes out.

      I hope you have at least 1/10th of that at your funeral.

    34. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by gig · · Score: 1

      > Once someone is conned, they have a strong interest in hiding the fact from themselves and from
      > others. They become part of the con artists salesforce. This is how you get "cults".

      Honestly, you're making me think of the Windows PC. Individuals and companies endlessly reinstalling Windows while they tell you how they saved $300 as compared to buying a Mac. Then they buy 2 Windows PC's for every Mac their neighbor bought. Then a virus transferred their bank account to Russia. But they're still using Windows.

      > Many people voted for Bush Jr. twice.

      Not that many. Less than half the electorate both times. And the electorate is only like half the country.

      And Bush is right-wing, like Bill Gates. Jobs supported the left-wing party. The one whose Presidents actually win their elections instead of stealing them.

    35. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      "A 1988 desktop publishing setup of Mac and LaserWriter and Aldus Pagemaker that replaced a million dollar printing press is expensive and underperforming?"

      The inflation adjusted price of a Mac SE is $5200 (without a printer). Although the hardware was underspeced for that price, the software was unique and it was an awesome deal if you were in the market for a $1M printing press.

      That doesn't do anything for the vast majority of the population who would be fine with a $2000 (inflation adjusted) clone running Wordperfect and a dot matrix printer. To top it off, you got a bigger monitor (which woudl do colour), a better keyboard and more computing power.

      2.5x the price, for less of a computer, so that you can get some awesome functionality which you don't need (and Aldus wasn't cheap either). The market felt the same way... so I stand by my point.. overpriced, underperforming computers from a guy who was out of touch with reality.

      When Apple bought NeXT and brought in Jobs, NeXT was already dead (the NeXT Cube was $13k inflation-adjusted... again out of touch) and Apple was in a death-spiral. MacOS was still doing cooperative multitasking. If they didn't jump to a new platform they'd be screwed. Buying NeXT was a hail-mary pass, and good for them and for Jobs, it worked. I wasn't talking about the OS. I was talking about the company.

      Everything after that falls into the last 10 years of Jobs' life, which is where I said that he did great stuff. Prior to that, his accomplishments could be attributed to his ability to utilize Wozniak, being a jerk and the success of the Apple II.

      Being a jerk isn't enough to be successful.

    36. Re:Sergey Brin is the new Mike Lazaridis. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      No, I 88% are not Hackintoshes. (I assume you are not you were trying to say something as stupid as a claim that Widows is a clone of OSX.)

  18. iDweeb by Animats · · Score: 1

    Yes, looking at a smartphone while doing something else makes you look like a dweeb. Hanging the screen in front of your face won't help.

  19. Sergey is a wuss by Tough+Love · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sergey just doesn't get it. My Android phone is a big swinging phallic symbol, especially when it does those 3D maps.... iPhone toting hipster chicks never fail to notice. Got plenty of mileage out of that, opposite sex wise. Sergey just doesn't know how to hold it.

    --
    When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a thumb.
    1. Re:Sergey is a wuss by gig · · Score: 1

      Mandroid!!!

  20. External cognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a sense, smartphones set you free. You don't have to remember your friends' phone numbers, or the address of that great take-out place. You will instantly know the commonly-accepted answer to just about any question. Brin feels like we're losing something, while I argue just the opposite. Take away the boring minutiae of our everyday lives that we're forced to remember just to get by and you have more room for the things that matter.

    If you'll excuse me I have to go write a grant proposal to NIH about the memory effects of smartphones. Which will probably get turned down thanks to budget cuts, but you know, can't blame a guy for trying.

    1. Re:External cognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you dont have to use your brain.. ever? No wonder people are so soft today.. They don't work out anymore, and now thanks to smart phones, they can be fucking idiots too!

    2. Re:External cognition by gnoshi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People were skilled in being fucking idiots long before smart phones.
      However, offloading some memory tasks isn't necessarily a bad thing if the alternative is spending active time trying to memorise these things (I'm mainly thinking of rote-memorising facts). That time may be better spent actually actively thinking.

      Then again, actually having memorised a range of information may be instrumental for novel ideas which draw on the variety.

    3. Re:External cognition by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 2

      The invention of writing has been blamed for the decline in our ability to remember long oral histories. Do you think we are significantly dumber because we can't remember and recite The Iliad or The Odyssey, which was originally a tale told from memory? Everything in measure, of course, but any devices that offload tasks so that we are freed up to dream up even better and more complex ideas is OK by me.

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      http://www.rootstrikers.org/
    4. Re:External cognition by dbIII · · Score: 1

      because we can't remember and recite The Iliad or The Odyssey

      Can't quote it here, but the one page description of those as told by the discworld's greatest storyteller in Terry Pratchett's "Pyramids" is an amusing example of not quite remembering them.

    5. Re:External cognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is simple rote memorization "using your brain"?

      I'm more intelligent than average but I'm really forgetful when it comes to details. I'd rather leave little details to the machines, and apply my brainpower to real problems and questions: such as renewable energy, the dichotomy of good and evil, if marriage is really worth it in the long run, what i want to do with my life, etc.

      These topics are a lot more engaging than what my best bro's phone number is, or what the capital of every Eastern bloc country is.

      Wait, are you one of those people that thinks "intelligence" means "can answer every random question ever?"

  21. Not with the N900, or any other *real* computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    We always knew that the iDevices were crippling golden prisons... ditto for Windows 8 ones... and that Android, while being better in freedom of what you could install, was not at all different in general mindset of cripplingly dumbed-down UIs.

    But it's not the phone. It's the *mindset*! Thinking of it as a *fixed-function* device, instead of a *computer*!
    But most people nowadays have never actually *used* a computer, and do not even remotely have and idea what a computer actually is.
    They have only used fat appliances that happened to be implemented on a computer. But they never ever saw, let alone used, the computer underneath. They never automated anything away.

    That's what's emasculating... no, *crippling*.
    And as long as people continue believing, that dumbing-down would be an "ideal", instead of being considered harmful, that won't change.

    1. Re:Not with the N900, or any other *real* computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      /. : come for the advertising, stay for the ravenous neckbeards.

  22. And Google jumps the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using a smartphone is emasculating? What? That's not even incorrect; the two concepts have no relation to each other.

    This makes the man sound absolutely loony. It's now very difficult to believe a word coming out of any company he is associated with, let alone is the head of.

  23. Emasculating? by Warhawke · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You keep on using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.

    Seriously, does he legitimately expect that I'm going to suddenly ditch my phone and throw the contents of my wallet at him for a product that makes Navin's Opti-Grab look stylish simply because he's calling me and one-seventh of the human population -- including women -- castrated girly-men?

    1. Re:Emasculating? by ex01 · · Score: 2

      Wish I could upvote this.

      What a moron. Emasculating. I actually don't have to go to great lengths to prove my masculinity to the other pack members any more. We settled that a few thousand years ago, truth be told.

      Your parents probably told you this too, albeit in a different form: if someone really thinks that your choice of mobile phone makes you less of a man, their opinion isn't worth the shit it's spewed out on.

  24. Google: improving perceived communication skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...by allowing you to stare blankly at the person right in front of you while you're looking at Google's stream of information about the world around you.

    Do you worry about being emasculated by rubbing your featureless piece of glass in your fist? Well, your worries are over, my friend! With your Google Goggles, you'll be able to show everyone your masculinity with two free hands to rub whatever you want in your fist! Act now, supplies are limited.

  25. Emasculate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Knowledge is king, words are power, I feel like the singularity has begun.

  26. Re:First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was that Wow for "the fist we touch when awake"?

  27. This cartoon explains it best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    This "Joy of Tech" cartoon explains what will really happen with Google glasses:

    The Reality of Google Glasses

  28. Sergey, can't you go away now? by mbone · · Score: 3, Funny

    For me, he is well past his sell-by date. Can't he buy some remote island and cocoon there?

  29. I think you might be on to something Sergey by treadmarks · · Score: 1

    Tapping on a screen is not the most natural way to communicate with people. You should assign your best men to this problem to invent a solution. But before you do I have a question for you. What if we used our phones to call people and talk to them?

    Seriously what is with this guy? Why is this so complicated?

  30. start investing in eyewear manufacturers by ferret4 · · Score: 1

    seriously, if Glass takes off everyone is going to be wearing prescription-free glasses or frames, and they won't want to stick with the google-issued model - it'll become victim to fashion trends as much as regular glasses and sunglasses are, but amped up to the level of womens footwear fashion.

    This is going to be huge - it's on your face all the time. Third-party frames compatible with Glass is where I'd invest my cash.

    1. Re:start investing in eyewear manufacturers by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      How did you do on all the other fashionable wearable electronics investments you've made over the years? Remember all those jackets that were made to be iPod compatible. Controls on the sleeves, earphone buds in the collar. They were a huge success. Not.

    2. Re:start investing in eyewear manufacturers by ferret4 · · Score: 1

      That's hardly the same thing - Google Glass has to be visible on your face to work at all, iPods do not require "compatible clothing" to be baseline-functional.

  31. Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Our minds have become bookended by glass."

    Uh, what's the problem with that? So far you've just stated facts, now you need to state their effects. That's how telling people about something works. Currently, you're just letting the reader draw their own conclusions, and mine is that this is perfectly okay.

  32. emaciating? emancipating? emasturbating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe emaciating because of flip motions give the thumb a workout?

    Maybe emancipating because you aren't tied to a PC any more?

    Maybe e-masturbating because of all the fondling and rubbing?

    Not really sure emasculating is the right word. Can maybe blame spell-check auto-correct?

  33. I watched the video, by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 2

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=v1uyQZNg2vE

    read the well stylized article::

    http://www.theverge.com/2013/2/22/4013406/i-used-google-glass-its-the-future-with-monthly-updates

    To me it looks like it could revolutionize.
    I could never get into smart phones, but this sounds way more of what I would consider "virtual reality". What I pictured in the 80s and 90s of that anyways. Its not lawnmower man, you are there in the real world. Altered states of reality.

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    1. Re:I watched the video, by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      I watched the video. First person videoing of ballooning, trapeze, ice skating, roller coasters etc.

      1) Head mounted cameras have existed for years. Those people who are doing activities that produce good videos like this are already doing it.

      2) How often is the ordinary person doing things like this?

      It's a novelty product.

  34. Remember the business Google's in by Swampash · · Score: 1

    It's more helpful if, in the parent article, you replace "interact with other people" with "view advertisements".

    1. Re:Remember the business Google's in by Mondor · · Score: 1

      Of course. And see large banners like "juicy burgers just over there, LOOK!" - and here comes the interactive banner...
      And then - hacked glasses... Showing porn to all glasses-wearing crowd in subway... Phew, so many possibilities!

  35. You couldn't pay me to wear google glass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until it cooks my breakfast and reads my thoughts, a computing device that wraps around my head is useless, but Google can't figure that out. Its funny because all of the tech giants are in a state of confusion, grasping for the next big thing. Most users are still trying figure out their cell phones, what makes you think that introducing a new device is going to change us solely based on the fact that it is different and new? You need a third innovative element, and sometimes paying the brightest engineers in the world large sums of money cannot reproduce that. And apparently in the case of google glass they have lost their way.

  36. A 'mind' interface or nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tablets and phones are just mobile versions of regular computers. In other words, when you use a mobile computer, you are just as much lost to other people as when you use a desktop PC. How could it be otherise, given the attention that a computer must receive in order to be used properly.

    A paradigm shift could only occur with a thought interface to a computer- after all we 'think' and interact with other Humans at the same time. Since we don't even know what a 'thought' interface would be in any sense, such a possibility is a very long way off, if doable at all (most unlikely).

    So, the reality is that there is, and will be no tricksy method of allowing people to use a computer and interact with people in real-life at the same time. This simple truth will not change just because you shrink the computer, putting it on your wrist, in your ear, or in front of your eyeball. New, shrunk, computer gimmicks will carry on being niche products for use by certain professional groups in their work environments. Indeed, recall how the early PDAs and tablet computers totally flopped as consumer products, but were then found new homes in warehouses, hospitals, delivery trucks etc.

    'Terminator' glasses are the worst idea of all for general use. What's the input? Talking to yourself? A screen that moves with your head is already conceptually 'wrong'. Augmented reality is a non-starter because of the dreadful resolution and tracking ability of these devices (AR needs to be astonishing well done to be acceptable, a bit like CGI in feature films).

    Of course, Google, like Intel and Microsoft, cannot think of good new ideas to save their lives. Google would be better off investing its time, energy and financial resources into making Android the de facto OS for all mobile and desktop computers (it is kinda doing this, and it is doing well, but things could still be moving faster, and Android needs to merge with ChromeOS very soon so the desktop side of the project can be advanced in tune with the new generation of very powerful ARM quad-A15 parts). OK, I'm just in a hurry to see MS and Intel meet their very sticky and well deserved end. These two grossly incompetent companies have rode the gravy train for far too long.

  37. Google makes money from those emasculated users by skaag · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Google making a shitload of money from all those "emasculated" people?
    And have we already reached the stage where Google tells us what to do with our bodies? :-)

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    All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... time... to... die...

    1. Re:Google makes money from those emasculated users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. Google is making shitload of money by selling eyeballs of all those "emasculated" people. It's a really small step from selling their other parts as well.

  38. smartphone is not just for reading by Max_W · · Score: 1

    I use "OSMpad" on "iPhone" for mapping for the wiki-style "OpenStreetMap". So it is a precise GPS enabled data input tool. How can I do in with glasses?

    If I can, I do not mind. Because every time I have to stop bicycle, take out iPhone, map a building or another structure, put back smartphone into the pocket, and so on.

  39. Touching glass morning/night is Nothing new by hawguy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Touching an inanimate object made of glass and plastic each morning and night is nothing new -- well before the days of smart phones (or even cell phones at all), I used to have a manual alarm clock that I'd have to set each night and turn off each morning. So this "strange intimacy" with our gadgets has been going on for 50 years or more.

    Since it was a 12 hour clock, it wasn't possible to reset the alarm when it went off at 7am in the morning or else it would go off again at 7pm, so one had to set it each night.

    Now my smartphone is my alarm, and it's better in that I don't have to set it at night, but it's still the first thing I touch in the morning since I have to stop the alarm.

    1. Re:Touching glass morning/night is Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing you havent learnt the strange habit of waking up 2 minutes before the alarm is due to go off , simply so you can turn it off before it rudely shocks you awake?

    2. Re:Touching glass morning/night is Nothing new by r_a_trip · · Score: 1

      Waking up two minutes before the alarm goes off? Not for us evening and night people.

      I'm glad it "rudely awakens" me. If it didn't, I would be obscenely late for work.

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      # touch universe # chmod +rwx universe # ./universe
    3. Re:Touching glass morning/night is Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got it good, I almost always wake up 30 minute before.
      It sucks!

    4. Re:Touching glass morning/night is Nothing new by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Amazing you havent learnt the strange habit of waking up 2 minutes before the alarm is due to go off , simply so you can turn it off before it rudely shocks you awake?

      The dog usually wakes me up a few minutes before the alarm goes off (not on purpose of course, she's just poking me in the face with her cold nose to see if maybe I'm already awake), but whether you wake up before the alarm or not, you still have to turn it off. And it's easier to turn it off while the alarm is sounding since the "Off" button is right on the screen - no need to unlock it and then navigate to the alarm app.

      If your alarm is shocking you awake, you should try a different alert tone, mine starts softly and gradually gets louder so I can turn it off before it wakes my wife. I haven't been shocked awake by an alarm for at least a decade when I got a Sony Dream Machine alarm clock that gradually increases the volume of the alarm.

  40. Only on my own terms by tftp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I might buy the Glass, but only if the device connects only to my computers and does only what I want. In effect, it would be a convenient HUD, not a service. Not a bit would go outside of my LAN.

    In most cases, though, I don't quite feel the need to have one on. Do I need to wear a monitor in front of me? Do I need to threaten everyone with recording of all their activities, public and semi-public? My life does not revolve around constant communication; there is specific time and place for that. The employer will probably also be not very happy that you can watch movies and read Slashdot all day long without anyone knowing it. The police will be joyful to learn that a Glass owner can see not just the road but also his email and chat - and there is no way to prove it one way or another.

  41. The military will pick this up in no time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Throw in a mini map showing friendlies deployment, a GPS and a camera to monitor activities by the command and you got yourself some very good gear.

    One killer feature (point intended) that could actually make a difference to the soldiers themselves is a targeting line-of-sight camera \ giro that calculates the projectile course and displays a curve with wind correction and such. This will make shooting behind cover and from the waist possible at very long ranges.

    Hell, Imagine all your grunts with Terminator 2 like mini-guns since those things can actually fire pretty accurately but the problem was the weak humans who couldn't aim properly while shotting from the waist and couldn't bring them up to the shoulder because they're way too big and bulky.

    Screw protective gear. Deploy 5 guys with this combo and some support UAVs with AV and AA and watch them take out 300 men one their own.

    Then you can talk to me about emasculating...

    1. Re:The military will pick this up in no time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One killer feature (point intended) that could actually make a difference to the soldiers themselves is a targeting line-of-sight camera \ giro that calculates the projectile course and displays a curve with wind correction and such. This will make shooting behind cover and from the waist possible at very long ranges.

      A curve is complicated and will inevitably be misinterpreted by the dumb human under stress. We've got laser rangefinders -- measure the range, then move the aim dot compensating for trajectory. (Do note that wind correction, cool as it is, doesn't matter for 90% of the cases where your system can effectively do it, since on the long-range shots where it matters, wind conditions down-range are quite different from those in your sniper hide.)

      In fact, despite having no practical use for it, I aim to experiment with this concept on my AR-15 once Google Glass or another suitable AR display becomes available in my price range (~$600).

      Hell, Imagine all your grunts with Terminator 2 like mini-guns since those things can actually fire pretty accurately but the problem was the weak humans who couldn't aim properly while shotting from the waist and couldn't bring them up to the shoulder because they're way too big and bulky.

      Uh, no. There was a notionally man-portable (in practice, always vehicle-mounted) 5.56 minigun, the XM214. The bare gun itself weighed 12kg, on par with a M1919. Aiming is not the issue -- you can easily hold the gun at your hip, or even at your shoulder, for a few minutes, but just like the M1919, adding ammo (and for the XM214, a lead-acid battery) makes it way too heavy. Even if we magically made it the same bulk and weight as an M4, all the XM214 will accomplish in a firefight is the ability to run out of the ammo you can carry in one-fifth the time.

      The way to greater individual firepower is not increased rounds per minute, but increased firepower per pound of ammo -- i.e. explosive projectiles, such as the XM25. But yes, the only thing better than an XM25 is an XM25 with Glass integration for non-line-of-sight firing. (Of course, if you give a grunt that, they're gonna want a space station and a firmware upgrade to go with it.)

    2. Re:The military will pick this up in no time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we're on the subject of fiction, I want WH40K style bolt rifles ! The navy gets to play with their rail gun, the air force is getting drones, why can't the army get something ?! meks, terminators, powerarmor... anything !!! And that cyber dog mule thing isn't it. :(

      Now back to real life, when I'm saying long range I mean long range: even 2km ! There are already small ground drones deployed that fire full auto ak'ish ammo (7.22 ? more or less with probably a different cartridge) and achieve cm accuracy. A human can get very stable from the hips down but once you start going up the torso you're basically looking at fat, blood and muscle holding it all up and doing a poor job out of it. A spine can only support 2-3kg on it's own and just breathing throws you off so much...

      Those 12kg miniguns where a bitch to handle and kicked like a 1 stroke engine tied to your sternum. They were, on paper, carry-able but in practice - like you said - were never usable for that because you couldn't aim for shit with them. So, my vision is something mounted hip level with maybe shoulder straps like in parachutes. Very long range extreme fire power - well over regular sniper ranges, and going even very near anti material rounds and with achievable mg rate of fire. So you could basically drill the life out of whatever you want short of a tank a round at a time. Sorta like a heli's volcan which is why I brought up the terminator's mini gun in the first place...

      There's a couple of mounted machine guns the type the russian put on their apc... israel has those in the 12 man infantry platoon (what ever you call that particular size) with some ammo on the gunner and extra packs spread on some other guy so it's carry-able and usable. Bulgarians has them too and I think south africa used them too. The same mg was mounted on turrets and in front bases and was recorded to take accurate pot shots in real life (no single mode so you'd be timing your finger on the triger) at building 1.5km away, hitting windows without too wide a spread and without any special optics beyond the bare eyes.

      As for the improved ammo, we get enough grenade accidents as it is. damn things were suggested not once to be disposed altogether. the problem is that you really do need explosives from time to time to clear rooms and such. but I don't see why you would want to carry so much of the stuff on you when you can just as well have one of those nifty cyber dogs carry the extra ammo for you :D

      I suspect the easy usage - the minimap and hud like every fps games can tell you about - will be tossed in real soon. The rest will take time. But I'm sure it will happen sooner rather than later.

  42. The fist we touch ... by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 0

    I hope that's a typo

    But anyhoo, the first thing I touch when I'm awake is my wife, the wife that I love so much

    She's also the last thing I touch, before I go to sleep

    --
    Muchas Gracias, Señor Edward Snowden !
    1. Re:The fist we touch ... by lxs · · Score: 1

      You're married to a thing? You Realdoll owners are creepy!

    2. Re:The fist we touch ... by jadv · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's spelled "FRIST," as in "FRIST PSOT!" Learn to write properly before you come to post here. This is /., the land of the pedant spelling Nazis.

    3. Re:The fist we touch ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this up. This is the most insightful piece of shit ever to examplify the idiocracy of the babbling users of the tech world.

  43. intimate touch with gadgets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy needs to get a partner. It seems a sad and lonely life if you are clutching some gadget all the time. I'm a developer, I have 3 "smart" phones and 4 tablets that are part of my daily activity. The last thing I touch at night is my wife, and also the first thing I touch in the morning. Few things are less annoying than people who don't have anything better to do than compulsively check email, etc. Wake up, be analog, smell the air, see the world, whatever. All that digital crap will wait. That is sort of how its designed.

  44. Military by Solarhands · · Score: 2

    I see glass as a military device more than anything right now. A simple HUD with the locations of allies overlaid on an aerial map, plus features such as IR camera and text commands. The key feature that makes glass so useful in such an instance is its hands-free nature. This would apply anywhere you are using both hands. The problem is that for most civilians it is not such a hassle to take your phone out.

  45. life-saving device for cycling by Max_W · · Score: 2

    It could be an equivalent of a car dashboard camera but for cycling. Cyclists wear glasses anyway to prevent mosquitoes getting into the eyes.

    Permanent recording could be a safety feature for cyclists. It would make road hooligans less enthusiastic as an HD video of an accident could be played later in a judicial assembly.

    1. Re:life-saving device for cycling by Bigby · · Score: 1

      Until the cyclist starts texting while riding.

    2. Re:life-saving device for cycling by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      Permanent recording could be a safety feature for cyclists. It would make road hooligans less enthusiastic as an HD video of an accident could be played later in a judicial assembly.
      Only if the glasses could automatically detonate when a cyclist blasts past a stop sign without stopping.

      --
      I laughed at the weak who considered themselves good because they lacked claws.
  46. Sergey can suck on my balls by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 0

    There's an app for that, you son of a bitch. Plug it into your damned glasses. You will enjoy it.

  47. Another step towards hardwiring yourself to google by LostMonk · · Score: 1

    Of course Brin wants everyone hard-wired to their Google account 24/7. He wants to make Google an inseparable, integral and vital part of our every day life. Glass is a step in that direction. For me, while I do use Google products all the time and however much I like my Android smartphone, I feel just fine leaving it in my pocket/on my desk most of the time. I've no desire to "see the world" through it.

  48. Could be worse by jrumney · · Score: 1

    There are a number of things you can say about a smartphone, but - emasculating?

    Consider it a preemptive strike in the age old editor wars before someone accuses Google Glasses of violating privacy.

  49. Feminine smartphone use. by Anonymatt · · Score: 2

    I have always thought that male smartphone users looked feminine. When they're in public, out of touch with what's around them, and pawing at this little thing, yeah, it doesn't give the impression that this is an alert dude that's ready to deal with the world around him. Especially when you imagine that he's looking at facebook or something.

    I know that there's nothing good or bad about being feminine or not, whether or not you have testicles, but being a guy, I am kind of image conscious about how I use my phone. The same way I don't want my man-bag to look like a purse.

    1. Re:Feminine smartphone use. by r_a_trip · · Score: 1

      So you still try to adhere to the "caveman" pattern, even if that mindset and behavioral pattern is all but useless in modern human life.

      You have a y chromosome, so you are a biological male (congratulations). With that out of the way, now go and learn to be a modern human.

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      # touch universe # chmod +rwx universe # ./universe
    2. Re:Feminine smartphone use. by eyenot · · Score: 1

      I resemble those remarks you made about (*ahem!*) "cavemen". Cavemen are people, too. In fact, we were people before you were.

      --
      "Stratigraphically the origin of agriculture and thermonuclear destruction will appear essentially simultaneous" -- Lee
    3. Re:Feminine smartphone use. by nu1x · · Score: 1

      Nothing changed from ages past.

      You are still a slave working for a "caveman" slave owner (CxO et al.).

      If you disagree with me, try doing what you really want in life; hard, huh ?

      Because it requires "caveman" mentality.

      Anything else is sheer denial.

      --
      I have nothing to lose but my bindings.
  50. "Depersonalize," not "emasculate." by wickerprints · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That Mr. Brin doesn't seem to understand the difference between the two words is not a good sign that he has carefully considered the point he wishes to make.

    Do mobile devices (not just smartphones) have the potential to make face-to-face interaction less likely or desirable? Sure. Where we once needed to actually be in immediate proximity to another individual in order to sustain a meaningful dialogue or communication with them, we now have the convenience of tweeting them or posting something on their (heaven forbid) Facebook wall. We can text them, even if they are halfway around the globe. Does this necessarily decrease the quality of interaction? The most honest answer I can furnish is that it depends.

    Throughout history, humans have been devising ways to make communication easier. We invented written languages, books, telegraphy, telephony, television, and the internet. We did all these things because we found it facilitated connection. Does it mean that when the telephone was invented, people started to lament that telephones were "emasculating" (sic) because they made it possible to talk to someone without being physically in the same room? That's an absurdly regressive, not to mention historically and technologically naive, view. It borders on sophistry.

    Let's be clear that over-reliance on smartphones and mobile connectivity, to the point of eschewing physical interaction, is a definite phenomenon. I don't want anyone to get the impression that I'm an apologist for all the spoiled teens whose interactions with their peers is primarily through virtual, rather than real, means--and rack up the bills to show for it. Or that I'm excusing full-grown adults who insist on checking their feeds every 5 minutes, who can't be bothered to put their phones down for a real-life conversation in the flesh. But it is painfully obvious that Mr. Brin has an agenda here, which is to sell his company's glasses as the solution to this problem. As such, whatever legitimate criticisms he has lacks credibility because of his bias.

    Moreover, there's another problem with Mr. Brin's accusations, and that is the unspoken assumption that these glasses *must* be an improvement. That is a claim that remains to be seen, because it isn't at all obvious. I, for one, would be very uneasy at the prospect of living in a society whose members are constantly recording each others' movements and activities. I suppose Mr. Brin (and Google) takes the attitude that we will simply become accustomed to this omnipresent surveillance, but I think that it is an entirely legitimate question to ask why we as a society SHOULD move in this direction in the first place. Thus far I have not seen any compelling rationale to do so.

    In summary, I am distrustful of anyone who advocates for a new technology as a solution to a problem that is largely symptomatic of cultural attitudes and a lack of etiquette. Don't want your mobile devices to turn your social life into a virtual experience? The answer is not to buy the next fancy gadget, be it some silly-looking headwear or something yet to be invented, but to simply make the conscious decision to be a better person by interacting in person. And similarly there is a point at which a society needs to collectively decide for itself that it is better to experience the world first-hand, rather than through a handheld electronic device. To the extent that such a device facilitates that goal, the more power to it. That is the reason for technology--to enrich our lives, not become what we live our lives through.

    1. Re:"Depersonalize," not "emasculate." by eyenot · · Score: 1

      > Does it mean that when the telephone was invented, people
      > started to lament that telephones were "emasculating"

      Yes. Many people referred to telephones as "the devil's instrument" and refused to use it for anything but emergencies. One direct reason for this was simply that things had gone on naturally for so long, why intervene with something un-natural? It was like suggesting that a person couldn't rely on their usual means, that they had had something physically removed from their body.

      Phone calls were seen as an interruption to otherwise normal-world and pleasant goings-on, and it was considered extremely rude and insulting to everyone present if one was to carry on a phone conversation with other people waiting in the room.

      People would simply not answer the phone, or just take the phone off the hook (it used to be an actual hook did you know that) when dining or when guests were over. Unless the guests were active participants in the reason for making the call, you wouldn't call somebody with guests over, either.

      Now compare that to today. You have to admit there's a huge difference. And you can't pretend there isn't, people are still bitching today about how rude people are by going to a cell phone call in the middle of a conversation.

      I remember when cell phones first started getting miniature, and the complaints were raised about how rude it is simply to have a private phone conversation in the midst of numerous strangers.

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      "Stratigraphically the origin of agriculture and thermonuclear destruction will appear essentially simultaneous" -- Lee
    2. Re:"Depersonalize," not "emasculate." by Vollernurd · · Score: 1

      Well said (er, written) sir! If I had mod points, I would. I'd like to link to your response from my largely ignored Twitter feed, and probably will. I think that Google with this "product" has now crossed the creepy line. These exist only for one purpose, the record everything and categorise it. The Stasi would have loved this. Discuss.

      --
      Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
    3. Re:"Depersonalize," not "emasculate." by gig · · Score: 1

      That's all true of every technology. At first it is jarring, after a short while we develop conventions and etiquette. But some people will always be jerks.

    4. Re:"Depersonalize," not "emasculate." by gig · · Score: 1

      No, he didn't mean depersonalize. He said emasculate. If he meant depersonalize he would have corrected himself within at least a few hours.

      He really is saying that iPhone is an effete designer toy and Google Glass is a real he-man tech.

  51. Smartphones have more privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently these Google Glasses are voice controlled, so people will know exactly what you're doing with your Glasses.

  52. With Glass, you can eat your pie and be polite too by Chemtox · · Score: 1

    Haha, I'm reading Slashdot and watching cat videos in my Glass during a boring meeting without anyone noticing. Try doing that with your puny handhelds!

    Oh shoot, they just did... the cranial sound system works pretty good, but this could still use some form of telepathy...

  53. Emasculating, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So basically what he's saying is that using a smartphone will cost me my balls??

  54. I agree by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    I go out with my partner and often see families with children come for nice meal in a nice restaurant. Mum is updating her facebook status while dad's checking ebay, Junior and his sister are toying with nintendo. Parents cant communicate with each other let alone their children. I see scenes like this all the time and I really dont think its a healthy way to live together - if we cant be social as a family unit when we have gone out to be together what hope is there for mankind?

    I have no problem with people using their devices for whatever they see fit - but when they have gone out for a special occaision or for a nice meal to be a family together it just seems very broken to me.

    N.

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    Electronic Music Made Using Linux http://soundcloud.com/polyp
    1. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I go out with my partner and often see families with children come for nice meal in a nice restaurant. Mum is updating her facebook status while dad's checking ebay, Junior and his sister are toying with nintendo. Parents cant communicate with each other let alone their children.

      To a point this is true, but context. When we go out, we usually don't take any "screens" for the kids and we talk, but sometimes we do as the parents haven't talked all day (both work) and need some time to catch up. Downtime before the meal gets there is a great time to use and it keeps the kids from fighting and being a distraction to us and others. Basically, sometimes it's true, but that may not be a bad thing. Not everyone wants to be constantly actively communicating all the time as others do. Don't judge too harshly ye who have no commitment (partner) and no kids.

  55. A couple observations by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 2

    1. Mr. Brin, you are a smart guy but I don't think emasculate means what you think it means.

    2. Ironic that this lament of the non-interaction between people comes from the head of Google. Where Google's Mountain View employees work in perfect virtual isolation in their cubes and ventilated tents. Where employees who need to talk to their colleagues in the cubicle next door or right behind them in the same, shared, cubicle use IM instead of lifting their heads and opening their mouths in conversation. Google's virtual isolation culture is truly epic. One wonders who instigated and fostered this culture if not its now self-professed emasculated leaders.

    1. Re:A couple observations by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

      Urm in respect to point 2

      Google are well known for their amazing work places. Putting opinions aside there isnt a tech company in the world that i wouldn't rather have the privilege of working for ...

      http://www.digitlab.co.za/files/2012/10/Work-at-Google.jpeg

      even the food / chefs are legendary - heck i was gobsmacked at the buffet they put on at a tech / networking event they put on in London a few years ago.

      N ...

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      Electronic Music Made Using Linux http://soundcloud.com/polyp
    2. Re:A couple observations by eyenot · · Score: 1

      Isn't it just as valid to ask "what kind of person takes that sort of a job?"

      I mean, what kind of person sees that work environment as crucial or workable? You could say "they do it for the money" but how hard would it be to stand up and talk to someone face to face, and start a sea change? I think Google's employees enjoy their insular, secluded little womb-states.

      And to suggest that Brin "instigates this culture" is a stretch. Brin is only how old and how powerful? Certainly not old and powerful enough to have instigated two historic periods of "Isolationism" in the United States. Certainly not old enough to blame for successive generations of lala-land-loving "young prodigies".

      All Brin did was take a look and notice that the more intellectual children of the more intellectual parents are secluded, sheltered, insular, and improperly socialized. Then he took advantage of that by providing them a little pretend tree fort lala-land for the lala-land-lovers to work in.

      If you don't believe there are such things as lala-land-lovers, explain to me the phenomenon of these "Collegiates" I attend with who spend all day long sitting in one spot playing "Magic Cards" and who have trouble looking you in the eye when you talk with them. Explain the phenomenon of grown adults who cherish the imaginary worlds of Harry Potter or J.R.R. Tolkien. Explain fools like Tolkien who waste their lives writing about places that don't exist and whose long sagas resembling phone books and cultural essays aren't even slightly appealing to anyone whose imagination isn't being squashed by an overgrown analytical brain.

      America IS lost, actually, in lala-land. Explain to me how all of this money can continue to be spent on entertainment by all of these people who bitch and complain about government waste, in the middle of "the Great Recession"?

      Explain to me the phenomenon of hoards of people receiving money for not being able to socialize properly as if it's a "disability", sitting around in their demi-man-caves, playing video games literally all day long.

      To say Brin "instigated and fostered this culture" reveals some sort of overwhelming admiration of Brin on your part. Probably because you ultimately recognize that all Brin is doing is catering to the majority demographic in the United States, the pretend-world dwelling adult-child.

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      "Stratigraphically the origin of agriculture and thermonuclear destruction will appear essentially simultaneous" -- Lee
    3. Re:A couple observations by eyenot · · Score: 1

      Oh did they put that on? Or are you putting me on.

      I should change my channel to Google and "put something on".

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      "Stratigraphically the origin of agriculture and thermonuclear destruction will appear essentially simultaneous" -- Lee
    4. Re:A couple observations by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 1

      None of which changes the prevalent mode of communication of the workers.

    5. Re:A couple observations by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 1

      You know little of what you speak.

      A workplace environment is very much created and shepherded by those at the helm. Especially in a workplace that starts at 2 people and progresses to a giant multinational. The leaders set the tone. I've personally experienced it and even did it in the teams I led.

    6. Re:A couple observations by boarder8925 · · Score: 1

      No, what makes his "lament of the non-interaction between people" ironic is that if you have a problem with a Google product, you don't really get to talk to a person to help you, you have to fill out a form to get a canned response. At least that's been my experience.

    7. Re:A couple observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You and every other dictionary challenged idiot needs to shut the fuck up.
      He obviously DOES know the meaning of the word -- do you?

      God, I'm so sick of all the mental pollution on Slashdot nowadays.

      The meaning and comprehension of the word is not debatable -- and if you think it is, please, do everyone a favor and delete your slashdot account.

      What's debatable is whether or not geeking out on a smartphone is more or less manly than geeking out on your nerd glasses.

    8. Re:A couple observations by gig · · Score: 1

      The irony of Googlebot trying to humanize you by strapping a computer to your head is outrageous.

    9. Re:A couple observations by eyenot · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying Brin can't control his company. I'm saying Brin didn't create the cultural/behavioural phenomenon that he's catering to.

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      "Stratigraphically the origin of agriculture and thermonuclear destruction will appear essentially simultaneous" -- Lee
  56. The counterargument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People had the option, and this is how they chose to relate to other people.

  57. My take as a phoneless person. by nu1x · · Score: 1

    I hate Smartphones and after my old phone broke down, I ain't even buying a new one.

    Living without a mobile phone is like living without a (annoying) stone chained to your leg.

    It's measurably better quality of living.

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    I have nothing to lose but my bindings.
  58. More importantly, by BrunBoot13 · · Score: 0

    why does soulskill use his FIST to type with? And why doesn't he ever seem to re-read what he types before posting it?

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    I understand that English is a living language, but I object to changes arising merely from repeated errors.
  59. "Fisting"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "the fist we touch when awake"

    Yes, I often am awoken by a fist... I knew I should have remembered my wife's birthday...

    1. Re:"Fisting"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does she at least use lube?

  60. Re:With Glass, you can eat your pie and be polite by eyenot · · Score: 1

    That's funny. I never considered using one of those "teaching devices" for the purpose of forcing boring meeting attendees to actually have to listen to the boring meeting. But I bet today's young urban professionals are hard-wired to withdraw and insulate even through something like that.

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    "Stratigraphically the origin of agriculture and thermonuclear destruction will appear essentially simultaneous" -- Lee
  61. At least a phone doesn't make you look like a dork by DrXym · · Score: 2

    If these Google glasses looked more like a regular pair of glasses / shades, people wouldn't look so conspicuously ridiculous by wearing them.

  62. I call your alarmism and raise you history by jjohn · · Score: 1

    When I first got into computer for REALZ in the 90s, I let them consume me. I think that is a natural first reaction to the power of technology.

    But after a while, I realized I needed a better balance in my life and learned a secret: you can choose NOT to look at the computer. Or email. Or IRC. Or IM. Or Facebook. Or slashdot (sorry).

    When I hear experters fret over the dehumanizing affects of technology, I laugh. Some people just don't have enough patience. The rebalance will come to the majority soon enough. In the 50s-80s, the technology monster was TV. Before that, it was radio. Now it is smartphones. Soon it may be smart glasses or smart wrist watches.

    However, being an alarmist sells papers.

    1. Re:I call your alarmism and raise you history by gig · · Score: 1

      What are “papers?”

  63. Can women be emasculated? by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    Hmm.

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    1. Re:Can women be emasculated? by gig · · Score: 1

      Depends on the woman.

  64. Lasik by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    Many folks would rather have lasers shot in their eyes than wear glasses.

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    I am very small, utmostly microscopic.
    1. Re:Lasik by gig · · Score: 1

      Many folks would rather have brain implants than wear glasses.

  65. You're doing it wrong... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    If you're tied down by your phone, then you're doing it wrong. Get a second number if you have to (i.e. GVoice) and dump everybody in there if you hate getting calls. Turn of alerts if you find them distracting.

    I am the master of my phone, not the other way around. The only alerts I get are incoming calls (you know, the prime purpose) and text messages from about 6 people, all of whom I want to hear from immediately if anything important comes up (Parents, wife, daughter, two friends). Everything else is passive. If I need to look something up - it's right there. If I'm running late or have to reschedule - it's right there. If I'm stuck because someone without a phone didn't tell me hey'd be late (that inconsiderate bastard), or I just have 10 minutes to kill, I can either entertain myself or weed out my inbox so when I get back home or to work I don't have to waste more time there. I use it to jot notes down, take pictures of opportunity, and store a myriad of information that - while not critical - is convenient to have - like a running list of things to pick up when out on errands. Saves me time and gas money.

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    Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
  66. eBrain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just telnet into my ebrain cortex so I can understand your communication better, Comrade

  67. fuck google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ac FTW!

  68. Stuff happens, times change, we deal with it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ITT people who are afraid of change.

  69. "Emasculating"? by tverbeek · · Score: 2

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    1. Re:"Emasculating"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're emasculated every time you wrongfully parrot that shitty meme.

    2. Re:"Emasculating"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you show yourself to be a fucking retard every time you misuse "meme" that way.

  70. Emasculating? Seriously? by Telecommando · · Score: 1

    If a smartphone is all it takes to emasculate you, well... let's just say it was hardly worth the effort.

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  71. Bad for Google too by moeinvt · · Score: 1

    It's becoming obvious that online advertising is far less effective on the small screens. The mass transition from accessing online content from relatively larger laptop screens and desktop monitors to the smaller phone screens reduces ad space and click-through rates. The ongoing growth in the number of internet users in emerging markets can partially offset this, but the transition of the existing user base from large screens to small screens is bad for Google. Google certainly isn't going away, but that portion of their revenue will be hitting a plateau and then shrinking. Companies like FB who are almost entirely dependent on eyeballs have dim prospects going forward.

  72. Enhanced Interaction by morgauxo · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... with the right software maybe Google glass could be WAY better than beer goggles!

  73. smart glasses verses smart watches by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Both are attempts to bring the portable computer closer and more seemlessly to your body. In a decade a full computer may be shrunk to that those form factors (decent prototypes now).

    I would think the glasses, close to your eyes, ears, and mouth would eventually be the better interface.

    1. Re:smart glasses verses smart watches by gig · · Score: 1

      Except maybe you want to use your eyes, ears, and mouth for something other than computing from time to time?

      I can see headphones expanding into a pair of glasses that has a display in them, but why would we want to stop using our hands? Am I going to be able to sculpt a 3D model using Google Glasses? I can do that right now with an iPad mini.

      And even if we have glasses with a great display in them, people will complain that they don't come in contact lenses.

      10 years of iPods and nobody ever complained that the iPod was not strapped directly onto their head.

  74. Google Glass is just like 'Wall-E' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing missing is the attached floating chair. I fear it will be even more 'emasculating' (really, it should be impersonal or sterile), since even when you're talking face to face with someone, you'll be involved and/or distracted by all the other things Google Glass is putting in your visual field of view.

  75. He is smarter than I am by jaygatsby27 · · Score: 1

    His high school quiz bowl team beat mine, so I am going to assume he is right about this, as well.

  76. and fires are worthless too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because, come on, we aren't cave men!

    what a close minded view. I agree with others here... at least I'll know when I am being ignored

  77. smh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I want to know is, why do people feel the need to be connected 24/7?

    Nature as we know it is slowly dying and we are all too busy to even stop and smell the roses.

    The end is near for sure.

  78. Jobs boat - proof he was not infallible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now there is a fine example of both aesthetics and Yacht-design!

  79. I was sure this thread was going to be ... by Skapare · · Score: 1

    ... filled with a bunch of emacs jokes.

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    now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
    1. Re:I was sure this thread was going to be ... by whitroth · · Score: 1

      The windowing operating system masquerading as a text editor? Please, take it to alt.religion.editors....

                    mark

  80. emasculating? How 'bout depersoning? by whitroth · · Score: 1

    All you kiddies that *want* to be online 24x7 never had to work that way (says the guy who spent two years wearing one, or two, pagers 24x7x365.25).

    And all that texting, like the cartoons of two folks at a table texting each other, just shows that you haven't grown up, and are *terrified* of actually talking to another human being. You'd rather imagine that they were all simulations, so that you didn't have to consider getting hurt, or hurting them.

    Think you're meat*, you do.

                            mark "got a life in the RW"

    * Check out the cyberpunk usage of the word "meat"

    1. Re:emasculating? How 'bout depersoning? by gig · · Score: 1

      There is no online or offline now. And no cyberspace. The Internet is electromagnetic radiation pulsing through your body 24/7, whether you have a smartphone on you or not. I would argue that in that case, a smartphone that enables you to actually use the pervasive Internet radiation is as logical as a pair of corrective glasses that enables you to use visible light.

      Humans are inseparable from technology. Our hands are adapted to tools, unlike any other animal.

  81. Re:At least a phone doesn't make you look like a d by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    I don't know. A lot of phones do make people look like dorks. And act like dorks too.

    The thing the submitter said, first thing touched in morning and last used at night. That's just wrong. I don't do that. I know tons of smart phone owners who don't do that. The phone doesn't control their live and they're not always checking in on it. But some people do that, and I think it's kind of sad actually. "Emasculating" is the wrong word but these people definitely are being controlled by the phone, or co-dependent.

  82. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What an extremely insightful post!

  83. Hungry Hungry Hippos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I pooped my pants. That is all.

  84. A shitty $10 alarm clock is also ... by gig · · Score: 1

    ... the last thing many people touch before going to sleep and the first thing they touch after waking.

    You follow the anti-smartphone arguments down the rabbit hole and we're all naked and living in caves.

  85. Re:At least a phone doesn't make you look like a d by gig · · Score: 1

    I've been using an iPhone as an alarm clock since June, 2007. Of course it is the last thing I touch (to set the alarm) and the first thing I touch (to turn off the alarm.) How is that any worse than touching any alarm clock? Next you will be telling me to wake up according to my natural rhythms like the Industrial Revolution never happened.

    Checking on Facebook or Twitter is not the only use of a smartphone. At least not an iPhone. Drawing, painting, recording music and audio, photography, making movies, reading books — all proud human endeavors. Instead of needing a giant house full of hundreds of different technologies (horse hair paint brush, chemical darkroom, grand piano) I can do those things with what I keep in my pocket. And the documents I made open up on a Mac to be prepared for publishing instead of gather dust in the attic.

  86. emasculating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, you big boy.. you!

  87. Relationship Issues? by sunsurfandsand · · Score: 1

    I'm reminded of General Jack Ripper.

    I can no longer sit back and allow smart phones to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

  88. He's Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lowering one's eyes to look at the phone is instinctually interpreted by the person you're talking to as submissive or evasive. Using Glass keeps your eyes up on your opponent, in a dominating gaze. Reading Slashdot helps, because you can avoid eye contact without actually appearing to do so. You will now agree with my opinion, or I will continue to stare you down while I surf the Internet.

  89. Two words: Prosthetic Forehead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Google Glass will rest nicely beneath my prosthetic forehead. They thwart biometric identity!!!