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New Research Sheds Light On the Evolution of Dogs

Hugh Pickens writes writes "The first dogs descended from wolves about 14,000 years ago but according to Brian Hare and Vanessa Woods humans didn't domesticate dogs — dogs sought out humans and domesticated us. Humans have a long history of eradicating wolves, rather than trying to adopt them which raises the question: How was the wolf tolerated by humans long enough to evolve into the domestic dog? 'The short version is that we often think of evolution as being the survival of the fittest, where the strong and the dominant survive and the soft and weak perish. But essentially, far from the survival of the leanest and meanest, the success of dogs comes down to survival of the friendliest.' Most likely, it was wolves that approached us, not the other way around, probably while they were scavenging around garbage dumps on the edge of human settlements. The wolves that were bold but aggressive would have been killed by humans, and so only the ones that were bold and friendly would have been tolerated. In a few generations, these friendly wolves became distinctive from their more aggressive relatives with splotchy coats, floppy ears, wagging tails. But the changes did not just affect their looks but their psychology. Protodogs evolved the ability to read human gestures. 'As dog owners, we take for granted that we can point to a ball or toy and our dog will bound off to get it,' write Hare and Woods. 'But the ability of dogs to read human gestures is remarkable. Even our closest relatives — chimpanzees and bonobos — can't read our gestures as readily as dogs can. 'With this new ability, these protodogs were worth knowing. People who had dogs during a hunt would likely have had an advantage over those who didn't. Finally when times were tough, dogs could have served as an emergency food supply and once humans realized the usefulness of keeping dogs as emergency food, it was not a huge jump to realize plants could be used in a similar way.' This is the secret to the genius of dogs: It's when dogs join forces with us that they become special," conclude Hare and Woods. 'Dogs may even have been the catalyst for our civilization.'"

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  1. primate dolts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    > Even our closest relatives â" chimpanzees and bonobos â" can't
    > read our gestures as readily as dogs can.

    You can (quite seriously) include many humans in that as well. And on the other side of that coin, it's no surprise that many people relate to dogs a lot better than they do to other people.

    1. Re:primate dolts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's no surprise that many people relate to dogs a lot better than they do to other people.

      Except the people that only encounter them as another enemy beast to defeat in computer games. This is probably only a story because those people are constantly surprised that nice dogs can exist.

    2. Re:primate dolts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A dog raised in Spain probably understands Spanish better than you.

    3. Re:primate dolts by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You can (quite seriously) include many humans in that as well. And on the other side of that coin, it's no surprise that many people relate to dogs a lot better than they do to other people.

      No. You can't include humans in that unless you are literally referring to people in comatose states or those with severe brain damage.

      The gestures they are referrring to are VERY BASIC gestures like 'Pointing in a direction, and understanding that the person is trying to direct your attention to something and not just randomly raising their limb in the air' or if you were looking at someone's face, and their eyes focused on something to the right of you, understanding that they might be looking AT something other than you rather than just spontaneously losing control of their facial muscles.

      That's the level of gestures they are referring to, and any human who can't interpret those gestures of expressions are very likely in a vegetative state.

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    4. Re:primate dolts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. You can't include humans in that unless you are literally referring to people in comatose states or those with severe brain damage.

      Today, I learned I have severe brain damage.

      Or have remarkable typing ability for someone in a comatose state. It is a Monday, though.

    5. Re:primate dolts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, so we shorten the human list to politicians.

    6. Re:primate dolts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure autistics can't interpret most of what you said. (I know autism is a spectrum).

      I wouldnt classify autistics as having severe brain damage though.

    7. Re:primate dolts by operagost · · Score: 1

      That raises the question: is is possible for Slashdot moderators to mod up stupid posts while they are in a vegetative state?

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    8. Re:primate dolts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just can't be a 'geek' without being a misanthropic dick huh?

    9. Re: primate dolts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Autistics can and do understand what you say, but you are just not interesting enough to warrant a response.

    10. Re:primate dolts by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      That raises the question: is is possible for Slashdot moderators to mod up stupid posts while they are in a vegetative state?

      The evidence is right there on your viewing screen.

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    11. Re:primate dolts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [1:37] Fatal: 'politicians' not found in set 'humans'.
      Aborting.

    12. Re:primate dolts by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      what a load of horseshit, the science isn't all there yet, but realize that our science is far from complete, however if you've ever been around a dog for an extended amount of time, you'd notice there's a bit more going in how dogs and humans relate. This is a matter of common sense over science, and this research is trying to bring the latter back in league.

      An obvious example would be mood: http://www.petplace.com/dogs/can-dogs-sense-our-emotions/page1.aspx , there's many more.

    13. Re:primate dolts by jc42 · · Score: 1

      A dog raised in Spain probably understands Spanish better than you.

      That's not an exaggeration. Dog trainers will tell you that a typical dog can learn around 200 or so words, and can handle the syntax of 2- to 4-word sentences. An untrained dog supposedly learns 50 to 100 words of its humans' language. Most people who didn't grow up hearing Spanish won't have a vocabulary that big.

      Disclaimer: While my family didn't speak Spanish, the areas in the western US where we lived had people who did, and I hung out with some of their kids, so I probably understand Spanish better than the typical dog in Spain. But maybe not all that much better. ;-)

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    14. Re:primate dolts by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      I think you are taking my post too far, what I'm saying is that understanding basic gestures (such as pointing) is something that animals just don't do. That's why it's interesting that even for these basic gestures, dogs 'understand'.

      That doesn't meant here isn't even more that dogs understand, but that even recognition of these basic gestures represents an ability present in dogs but not present in other animals.

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    15. Re:primate dolts by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      No. You can't mod after you've already posted.

    16. Re:primate dolts by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      If you were speaking with someone, and you ask them "Where is the ceiling?" and they responded by extending their arm and index finger to a vertical position, would you be confused and respond, "Why won't you answer my question?"

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    17. Re:primate dolts by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      I wouldnt classify autistics as having severe brain damage though.

      For simplicity sake, I used brain damage, but you can take that to mean mental disability. And I would argue that if you are so far down the autistic scale that you can't interpret the most basic gestures humans use (not even emotional expressions), that that is a mental disability, I don't see how you could quantify it as anything but a disability.

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    18. Re:primate dolts by cusco · · Score: 2

      A lot of Asian and Arab people in my neighborhood are terrified when my dogs run up to greet them, assuming that they're going to be bitten, because they have no cultural referent for 'nice' dogs or 'friendly' dogs. I personally think that's very sad, having a dog for a friend has always been one of the most rewarding things in my life. There have been very few dogs that I have ever met that I disliked, and normally that was because of the influence of the owner rather than an innate failing on the the dog's part.

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    19. Re:primate dolts by cusco · · Score: 1

      Dogs can tell when a human is angry, happy, sad, frightened, apprehensive and other moods completely without any verbal cues at all. When confronted with professional actors they're actually better at detecting the actor's actual state of mind than most people are.

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    20. Re:primate dolts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, in their country, there aren't a bunch of morons that let their poorly trained dogs run loose. And yes, if you let your dog jump up on strangers, you are a moron.

    21. Re:primate dolts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Or very young children. A human baby will generally take a year or so of development before they understand the concept of "pointing". Until then, if they acknowledge your gesture at all, they'll just stare at your hand.

      However, it does come well before 'talking'.

    22. Re:primate dolts by Golddess · · Score: 1

      A lot of Asian and Arab people in my neighborhood are terrified when my dogs run up to greet them, assuming that they're going to be bitten, because they have no cultural referent for 'nice' dogs or 'friendly' dogs.

      Why do you think that is the case? While I am neither Asian nor Arab, if you saw my reactions to dogs that I know are friendly, you'd probably think I was terrified of them as well. But it has nothing to do with being terrified. I just don't like their rowdy behavior and being licked all over. And it's not just big dogs, but little ones too. I may not like the dog, but that doesn't mean I'd enjoy stepping on one of its paws.

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    23. Re:primate dolts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you've never worked in retail.

  2. I'd think it takes two by TheLink · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'd think it takes two.

    And from what I see humans have applied selection pressure on the dogs more than the other way around.

    On a related note:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox

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    1. Re:I'd think it takes two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As is typical in summaries here, and the attention-seeking articles they come from, the content doesn't seem to be as radical as the sales pitch.

      Nothing in the summary suggests wolves domesticated humans. It doesn't suggest that they caused us to somehow adapt. It describes a peculiarity in some wolves that turned out to be advantageous, and snowballed into full scale domestication.

      Color me surprised.

    2. Re:I'd think it takes two by jamesh · · Score: 5, Funny

      As is typical in summaries here, and the attention-seeking articles they come from, the content doesn't seem to be as radical as the sales pitch.

      Nothing in the summary suggests wolves domesticated humans. It doesn't suggest that they caused us to somehow adapt. It describes a peculiarity in some wolves that turned out to be advantageous, and snowballed into full scale domestication.

      Color me surprised.

      But dogs also caused us to domesticate plants too. It's right there in TFS, so it must be true.

    3. Re:I'd think it takes two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the article:

      Dr. Brian Hare is the director of the Duke Canine Cognition Center and Vanessa Woods is a research scientist at Duke University.

      Not to argue from authority or anything but what are your qualifications for making the statement so blatantly dismissing their statements? Where are your findings published?

    4. Re:I'd think it takes two by Evtim · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think I posted this once here for a different discussion. Imagine two villages - A and B. The people from A for whatever reason - genetics or behavior (or both) are afraid of wolves/dogs more than the people from village B. Village B over time domesticates few wolves and village A does not. Village B now has evolutionary advantage. fast forward - over time, people who cannot be "domesticated" by the wolves disappear just as wolves that cannot be domesticated by humans disappear.
      The process goes two ways. Usually we ascribe the "intention" to the human side only, because of the wide-spread fallacy that you need "intention" for the evolutionary process to happen...

    5. Re:I'd think it takes two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The essay based on the book doesn't appear to make this as a strong case, except to suggest that maybe there was some advantage to being able to eat them when times got tough, or perhaps as warning systems.

      It doesn't look like it makes any firm case for "wolves domesticating people".

    6. Re:I'd think it takes two by flyneye · · Score: 1

      As a gerbil owner, I'm sure you can't find the appreciation....

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    7. Re:I'd think it takes two by Pale+Dot · · Score: 1

      Domesticated animals tend to look more immature than their more feral ancestors, this goes for humans, dogs, and the domesticated fox in your link. In the future we'll look like gigantic fetuses with puny limbs and oversize heads and eyes.

    8. Re:I'd think it takes two by dreamchaser · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A lot of researchers overestimate the importance of their research. It's pretty common.

      Garbage piles though could be a common factor. They attracted wolves most likely, and our ancestors would have also observed edible plants sprouting from discarded seeds, which perhaps led to them thinking about deliberately planting some themselves.

      That's right, we owe thanks to garbage for helping spur the development of early civilization. Our culture is built on a foundation of garbage!

    9. Re:I'd think it takes two by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      That's what I was thinking when I was reading this - by selectively killing the more aggressive wolves, they effectively domesticated dogs, not by nurture, but by "selective breeding" in a primitive sense.

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    10. Re:I'd think it takes two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except that group selection almost never ever ever occurs. It takes a lot longer for an entire village/population to die out than it does for an individual to die out. Since death is the "selection" part of natural selection, it takes longer lived entities more time to evolve. Groups simply don't die out fast enough.

      If you want to stipulate a genetic preference for dogs, there's no reason to have it work on the group level instead of the individual level. People in the village who owned dogs did better, over time, they out-reproduced the people in the village that didn't own dogs.

      Same effect, much more likely mechanism.

    11. Re:I'd think it takes two by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 2

      I've long held this view (and have a little archaeological training, so it's not 100% uninformed) - human group behaviour often seems, to me at least, to be closer to that of a dog pack than any of the other apes, so it's not entirely impossible that dogs have been "training" humans just as much as the other way around over the millennia. That said, this is just my gut feeling and I have very little to back it up with - I'm also doubtful that we'll ever find conclusive evidence either way.

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    12. Re:I'd think it takes two by Grave · · Score: 1

      You actually read the summary before commenting? You must be new here...

    13. Re:I'd think it takes two by dylsexia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Village B over time domesticates few wolves and village A does not. Village B now has evolutionary advantage.

      Yes, Village B has an evolutionary advantage, even though the people may not have evolved through the process. If someone from Village A were to visit Village B and see, first hand, the benefits of friendly wolves, then they'd take that idea back to their village, and you'd see a change in village A's attitude towards wolves that appear friendly. I.e., no human evolution need have taken place.

      However, this a textbook example of evolutionary selection of ideas, i.e., Dawkin's memes.

    14. Re:I'd think it takes two by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      We were domesticated by... garbage?

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    15. Re:I'd think it takes two by ElmoGonzo · · Score: 1

      Just So Stories are always amusing because when you start at the end and work backward you can get to almost any starting place you wish to. And on an unrelated matter, those printed maze games are also easier to solve by starting at the end and working backward.

    16. Re:I'd think it takes two by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not exactly. Garbage piles came after fixed settlements.

    17. Re:I'd think it takes two by Culture20 · · Score: 2

      Or nomadic settlements. Rotate through the same areas and you may notice new plants on the old garbage piles.

    18. Re:I'd think it takes two by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Or nomadic settlements. Rotate through the same areas and you may notice new plants on the old garbage piles.

      Nomadic peoples tended to stick to more or less the same routes. They would learn over time that after years with certain types of weather, one route or another would be more fruitful, hence the less. Simply through the act of harvesting the best foods and then discarding the seeds, they would have guided the evolution of those plants. They might even have deliberately propagated some of them; the seed is after all one of the world's oldest technologies, having been developed by nature through trial-and-error long before the advent of humanity. And as well, some plants can propagate easily from cuttings, especially in climates which are easiest for naked beach apes to survive in.

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    19. Re:I'd think it takes two by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Guessing here: but it probably wasn't just garbage, but also the rats and other vermin that the wolves were interested in as well. (micro-ecosystems) :)

      As for the seeds, you are probably pretty close. Early humans likely gathered up seeds as edible, and stored them, as anyone who has fed birds, or forgot about their birdseed for a while can tell you, those seeds are viable and you can often find your birdfeeder sprouting greens if you don't keep it clean and dry. My guess is that some early human forgot or ripped a bag of seeds whereever they stored them and noticed that lush green plant sprouted right there.

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    20. Re:I'd think it takes two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah - my dog loves to plant tomatoes in the spring.

    21. Re:I'd think it takes two by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Rats going after stores of grain are probably why cats self domesticated. Canines being omnivores lends itself to them going after tasty scraps our ancestors tossed out though. Why chase rats when there's perfectly good food just laying in a pile?

    22. Re:I'd think it takes two by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 2

      I always found the non-DNA based evolution to be fascinating. When it comes down to it, evolving via DNA is a slow process for complex animals, but evolving is very advantageous. So 'we' evolved a secondary method for passing information beyond the individual that wasn't tied to the trial-and-error-like mechanism of DNA. It's a very roundabout method to be sure. Information is stored in neural connections, transmitted to other individuals via some rather inefficient methods (learned via observation, speech, cultural behavior, etc) and stored again in neural connections. It's now extended to temporary storage in non-biological mediums (books, pictures/paintings, hell even in the layout of temples), and now we are storing them in locations only accessible via specialized tools!

      But I suppose what amazes me is that what all this boils down to was an evolved ability that produced an advantage over what we (albeit dumbed-down) considered the medium for evolution, DNA.

      Not sure this post had much of a point, other than just amusement at how evolution partially bypassed the limitations of DNA.

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    23. Re:I'd think it takes two by Captain+Hook · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't reproduction be the selection part?

      An individual that dies at 25 but has been pumping out babies since 14 is still successful where as an individual that lived until 60 but never successfully reproduced is an evolutionary dead end.

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    24. Re:I'd think it takes two by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Wolves are social and very heirarchical. It doesn't seem a very far stretch for a beta wolf to replace one alpha for another. In this regard, Wolves already seemed suited to be domesticated. No "extra adaptations" were required.

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    25. Re:I'd think it takes two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think you meant tree ape; not beach ape. or maybe savannah ape.

    26. Re:I'd think it takes two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, it was the Ancient Aliens.

    27. Re:I'd think it takes two by jc42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      i think you meant tree ape; not beach ape. or maybe savannah ape.

      Or maybe all of the above. ;-)

      It's pretty well understood among the anthropology and archaeology crowd that humans are among the most aquatic primates. Most evidence of our ancestors comes from the remains of our habitations, which occur mostly along ancient shorelines. I've seen the comment that if you draw a border 100 km from all the shores of oceans, major lakes and "navigable" rivers, you get around 5% of the planet's land area, but over 90% of its human population. Humans like living near bodies of water, and we are one of the few primates that regularly swim.

      There's nothing especially odd about this, other than the fact that our closest relatives are all tropical forest critters. But we adapted to a radically different lifestyle than theirs, and we did pretty well as a result.

      One of the areas where this topic has come up is in the question about how humans crossed from Siberia to North America. The most common textbook explanation is the ice-age "land bridge" caused by the lower sea level. But others have suggested that this isn't needed, since humans were building rafts and small boats long before that, and the short hop across the Bering Strait would have been no barrier at all to humans of 30,000 years ago. They'd have just crossed it in their boats. Then they'd have gone back a few times each year to visit friends and family, while the settlements on the eastern shore grew. So the real question is when humans first reached the eastern shores of Siberia; they'd have been in Alaska only a few years after that, no matter what the sea level was.

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    28. Re:I'd think it takes two by jc42 · · Score: 2

      ... my dog loves to plant tomatoes in the spring.

      I once had some neighbors with a dog that did that. He saw them digging these regularly-space holes in the garden, so he started digging similar holes with similar spacing. They then put tomatoes in those holes, so they could tell friends about how their dog helped with the gardening.

      Lots of dogs can figure out things that simple.

      It might be fun to try to collect data on how often such things happen. I'd guess that not that many dogs actually contribute usefully to such tasks, but you'd probably turn up a small percent that do.

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    29. Re:I'd think it takes two by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Nothing in the summary suggests wolves domesticated humans. It doesn't suggest that they caused us to somehow adapt. ...

      In any case, such ideas have been tossed around in biological circles for some decades. A common explanation is more neutral: Humans and our domestic animals "co-evolved". While we were adopting the animals (and plants), and controlling their mating to produce offspring more to our liking, we were also subject to similar selection pressures that favored the survival of the people who had captive, domesticated critters. The humans that survived best were the ones who were more "socialized", and willing to live in small communities that included our non-human companions. This gave us a more reliable food supply than hunting and gathering did.

      It's easy to summarize this as our domestic species domesticating us. But that's really a case of over-simplifying the situation. And dogs are one of the few species that can be said to truly "understand" humans. With the others, the understanding is mostly on the human side of the relationship. Part of our "domestication" is that we can easily learn to understand another species' communications. We have a complex language-learning ability, and we have "empathy" that lets us get partly inside the minds of other critters. And some of us are better at this than others, as you'd expect in any evolutionary scenario.

      A special case of this adaptation scenario has popped up recently: It's generally thought that Europeans conquered the rest of the world (to some extent ;-) because of their better armaments. The counter-argument is that the data supports a different explanation: It was European diseases that devastated so many other societies, not European weapons (which really weren't much better than other people's weapons). There's good evidence that most of the major European diseases originated as crossovers from domesticated animals. This caused all the many plagues in European history, and left them with somewhat better disease resistance than the rest of humanity had.

      So when Europeans showed up elsewhere, the result was plagues that weakened those societies, making them easy prey for European conquerors and settlers. This whole argument is based on data saying that Europeans had more domestic species than other human societies, giving them more endemic diseases that they could pass on to the rest of the world.

      In any case, these are mostly "just-so" stories, plausible but not totally accepted in scientific circles until more data is collected.

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    30. Re:I'd think it takes two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There have been a least four contradictory articles about dog origins here on /. in the past year alone. First it was the Chinese that raised them for food, then dog origins go back more than 50,000 years, much further back than we think, then dog origins were in Africa less than 10,000 years ago and now this. This shows how science research in a sense "doesn't work".

    31. Re:I'd think it takes two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wading has always to me explained the move to upright walking and the reduction in body hair.

    32. Re:I'd think it takes two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a consequence/sub-topic of human behavioral ecology, which studies the role of society, culture, and evolutionary psychology on populations and how they change over time.

      There is less pressure for DNA to drive (nature) what can be flexibly manipulated by information (society, culture); you don't have to have offspring and die to adapt to new conditions.

    33. Re:I'd think it takes two by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Wading has always to me explained the move to upright walking and the reduction in body hair.

      That's not enough of reason by itself. Humans aren't that aquatic and there's no evidence for their ever having been. Our bodies are better adapted than other primates for living every place except woodlands and for travelling long distances while carrying a load of stuff -- tools and food. Apes know about and use tools, but they don't carry them around. I think this is mainly because it's inconvenient for them to do so. Their body plan doesn't support it.

    34. Re:I'd think it takes two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dog ancestors knew proverbs. "If you can't beat them, join them". Their intelligence proven.

    35. Re:I'd think it takes two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such behavior is hardly limited to dogs. Last week I was running around the yard picking up sticks that had been blown down by the inter winds and stacking them in a pile near the house. One of my chickens started helping by running around gathering twigs and adding them to my pile.

    36. Re:I'd think it takes two by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Yeah; that sort of behavior has been reported in lots of social species. If a leader of a pack/flock does something, the others tend to imitate them. Due to my wife's allergies to furry critters, we have pet parrots, and they do the same sort of imitation of us. Chickens aren't quite as social (or intelligent) as dogs or parrots, but they are social, and you're the leader of their flock, so it's no surprise hearing that they follow your lead like that. They don't have to understand why you're doing it; they just join in as members of the flock.

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  3. Mythology by smittyoneeach · · Score: 0

    It just keeps getting cooler.

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    1. Re:Mythology by AlienSexist · · Score: 0

      Mythology... cooler.. I get it! Man-Made Global Warming. Clever hidden joke.

    2. Re:Mythology by smittyoneeach · · Score: 0

      I didn't mean that, but, I'll accept your recycling of my joke.
      Although the Warmist might rebut that "It just keeps getting cooler" is, itself, the mythology, and haul your little Denier booty off to Room 101.

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  4. Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Evolution is not driven by a species' "desire" to do things.

    It's clear from the information in the summary that humans domesticated dogs via unnatural selection (we killed off the ones we didn't like), yet the first sentence implies the authors reached the opposite conclusion.

    Species do not make up their minds to evolve into X. It just happens. Don't try to make up reasons why the species wanted it that way.

  5. Hare + Woods + dogs = ? by Valentttine · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hare and Woods researching dogs, there's a joke in there somewhere

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    1. Re:Hare + Woods + dogs = ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Shhh, be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!

    2. Re:Hare + Woods + dogs = ? by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, Hare chases DOG!

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    3. Re:Hare + Woods + dogs = ? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      You're clearly hung over, and in need of some hair of the dog.

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    4. Re:Hare + Woods + dogs = ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nu, Pagadi!

    5. Re:Hare + Woods + dogs = ? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Jokes using Hare and Woods usually doesn't involve dogs, unless you're into that kind of thing.

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  6. No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Chrisq · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    'Dogs may even have been the catalyst for our civilization.

    Ayatollah Khomeini says,

    "Eleven things are unclean: urine, excrement, sperm, blood, a dog, a pig, bones, a non-Muslim man and woman, wine, beer, and the perspiration of a camel that eats filth."

    This is probably based on many references in the Hadith, eg. drom Muslim #Number 055

    Ibn Mughaffal reported: The Messenger of Allah ordered killing of the dogs, and then said: What about them, i. e. about other dogs? and then granted concession (to keep) the dog for hunting and the dog for (the security) of the herd, and said: When the dog licks the utensil, wash it seven times, and rub it with earth the eighth time.

    1. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right, you are "civalised", because dogs lick your utensils.

    2. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I never allow my dog to lick my "utensils". He's quite capable of licking his own, thank you very much.

    3. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wash something first and than rub it in earth to get it clean?

    4. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFLMAO I was waiting for someone to breach that particular innuendo. [ golf clap ]

    5. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "When the dog licks the utensil, wash it seven times, and rub it with earth the eighth time."

      That bit made me lol.

      Wash off the dog saliva, which is often full of relatively good bacteria, but still, I understand it's icky, wash it off, that's fine.

      But then rub it with Earth, what the? If anything is unclean, it's utensils, rubbed with earth.

    6. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Anyone that adheres to any form of religion is a fucktard that should be removed from society. There, I said it.

    7. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by wikdwarlock · · Score: 1

      Ayatollah Khomeini says,

      "Eleven things are unclean: ... and the perspiration of a camel that eats filth."

      How come there's such a specific prohibition on camels?

      And how are you supposed to know if the camel ever ate filth?

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    8. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religion is the cancer that eats away at society and undermines mankind. Almost all wars throughout history came to be because of religion.

      Definitely the worst human invention yet.

    9. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ayatollah Khomeini says,

      "Eleven things are unclean: ... and the perspiration of a camel that eats filth."

      How come there's such a specific prohibition on camels? And how are you supposed to know if the camel ever ate filth?

      If they have munched your copy of the koran

    10. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congrats, you and the poster you replied to collectively win the award for dumbest /. comment ever. Now get off the Internet.

    11. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by deniable · · Score: 2

      Even when the vet takes them away, he'll still lick them.

    12. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      yet oddly enough, a strong argument can be made that the only reason you exist today to make such a bold statement is because of religion.

      Keep in mind, most rules of sanitation we enjoy today can trace their roots back to religious practices, such as not participating in canablilsm (think of how many african cultures did this if you think it's just common sense), burying or burning the dead, not eating preditory animals, proper methods to butcher animals, etc. All these find their way back to religious practices.

      Or how about laying out ground rules for living within a society, like not banging your neighbors wife, and not stealing, yup, all that stuff is just stupid if you want to live peacefully in a society.

      People get too caught up in the supernatural portion of religion, and forget that the bulk of it is actually sound advise on how to live your life and get along within society. And yes, I'm aware that it's been used as a catalyst for wars, but come on, damn near everything has been used to start a war. Human kind likes to fight and is usually just looking for an excuse.

    13. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      And if you tried to lick his "utensils", that dog would bite you!

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    14. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wash something first and than rub it in earth to get it clean?

      It was written before earth was polluted, and it meant the clean sand of the desert. A good way of cleaning wodden or clay utensils.

    15. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yet drinking camel urine is perfectly ok (and still proscribed as a treatment in the Muslim world today!) http://islamqa.info/en/ref/83423

    16. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Good thing whiskey and weed aren't on that list

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    17. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by oreaq · · Score: 1

      The "sound advice" is what we call culture. No one is arguing against culture. Religion is the mind blowingly stupid bullshit that gets added on to that. It is in a way the collection of the most stupid things that humans do.

    18. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Presumably their "cleaning water" is reused several times, and thus contains more harmful bacteria than earth (sand?). And dogs' mouths are not super-clean either; they eat vomit and poop.

    19. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Kahlandad · · Score: 2

      The only cultures that still practice cannibalism today do so because of their religious beliefs...

    20. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      Exactly the same way you can tell if a human has eaten filth, by the smell of the sweat. Why do you think perfumes and deodarants are such a huge market? Nothing nastier than the sweat of someone full of nitra/ites and preservatives. They are totally unnecessary when you eat healthy... i'm leaving asparagus off the healthy list here.

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    21. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by gatkinso · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dude, I know a whole pack (pun) of patchouli using vegans who smell worse than Bigfoot's dick.

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    22. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      My dog eats cat litter. If the dog licks the utensil, throw it away.

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    23. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      So people using perfume smell bad? What's you're point? Vegan doesn't automatically mean healthy, especially in the west where the culture hasn't had time to develop a healthy diet.

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    24. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by cusco · · Score: 1

      You've never been camping and washed out the fry pan with sand? Works great. Never ceases to amaze me the simple knowledge that is being lost hand over fist.

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    25. Re:No surprise then that the uncivalised hate them by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Let's see:

      Vietnam, Korea, WW2, WW1, Iran-Iraq War, Persian Gulf War, Second Persian Gulf War, Falkland Islands War.. all not definitely NOT religious wars.

      Afghanistan could be argued as a religious war, but you;d have to argue the point. Most wars Israel were involved with were over territory, with religious hatred coloring the issue.

      Now... what wars are you referring to?

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  7. How is this new research? by tbird81 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thought it was presumed by anyone that humans didn't go out, capture wolves and then selectively breed them for friendliness.

    Isn't what the summary says exactly what people have always said?

    1. Re:How is this new research? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      This exact same subject was covered in a Nature documentary "Dogs that Changed the World" back in 2007!

    2. Re:How is this new research? by StripedCow · · Score: 2

      And how is this more shocking than "symbiosis", a kind of mechanism that was probably discovered back in the days of Darwin.

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    3. Re:How is this new research? by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Ah, well let me introduce you to my best friend: Mr Edward Strawman. Whenever I want to make myself look important, I have an argument with him....

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    4. Re:How is this new research? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      Yeh, what the article said is pretty much how I assumed it went down... though it was just assumption and no research.

      That the friendly / docile "wolves" willing to beg for food and such would initiate the man/dog companionship. Between finding scraps of food or seeing humans eating that they approached us for food in hunger or whatever.

      Considering how vicious wolves can be, especially when hungry or messing with their young, it would be quite dangerous to try to capture / heard / domesticate wolves like cattle OR trying to find recent mother-wolves to train their offspring.

      So friendly (or docile) wolves (or whatever proto-dog species there was) coming to us first always made sense to me.

    5. Re:How is this new research? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's this "anyone" person?

    6. Re:How is this new research? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Isn't what the summary says exactly what people have always said?

      Yeah, the summary could have been written by anybody who put Dogs Decoded into their Watch Instantly queue (great show, recommended).

      Maybe the paper was more interesting but the submitter failed to make the sale.

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    7. Re:How is this new research? by cffrost · · Score: 1

      All-region link w/ info: Dogs Decoded

      Magnet link: Dogs Decoded

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  8. Not the golden schakal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought dogs descended from the golden schakal, not wolves?

  9. Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not quite how domestication works. There's quite a few other animals who'll both accept humans in their pack-hierarchy (dogs being the canonical example) or flock (ducks, parrots, cows, etc), and have sufficiently obvious gestures to be interpreted by people.

    We've also all heard the stories of a particular cat and dog becoming the closest of friends, and of budgies learning to meow like their cat friend. That only happens around people, and between animals who're already domesticated.

    1. Re:Oh dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (dogs being the canonical example)

      The canine example ;-)

    2. Re:Oh dear by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      >>and have sufficiently obvious gestures to be interpreted by people.

      But how many of them interpret human gestures as dogs do? While there are a few cats that have been trained, they are the exceptions, and it is debatable if this is training as opposed to conditioning. Open a can of tuna - here comes the cat. Open a can of beans - here comes the cat. Call out "dinner time!" no cat... but the dog sure as hell comes running.

      I simply mention that I am getting tired to my wife the dogs get up and go to their bed in our bedroom. Or I ask my kids if "mom is home yet" the dogs run to the window to look for her. To the dog I say "hey" and point downstairs - dog goes down there or goes to get whatever I just pointed at. On its own if the dog has to crap it runs to the back door and rings a bell we hung there with his nose.

      No other animals interact with humans at even close to this level.

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  10. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by qbast · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is no 'unnatural selection'. If we killed off the one we didn't like then we were just one more evolutionary pressure just like meteor strike or sudden climate change would be.

  11. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    "we often think of evolution as being the survival of the fittest, where the strong and the dominant survive and the soft and weak perish."
    Well, the fittest strains have no real need to change, their evolution always comes out with the same result: "keep up the good work and don't ever change". It is soft and weak, underdogs and losers, who undergo at first just a change of behavior to an alternative or niche, avoiding fierce competition with members of the mainstream, then getting worked on by evolution, who shapes them into a more snug fit to their new place. When they are well adapted and many, their paths may or may not cross again. Sometimes another path leads above old path ... in human cultures and history, fierce barbarians threatening sophisticated well' established empires are hardened offspring of former losers running for their lives to the hills and inhospitable places. There is always a step back, or down, before a breakthrough or a revolution is about to happen.

  12. Survival of the prolific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Evolution never did favor the leanest, fastest or any other trait we consider good as such. That is just anthropomorphism. It always favored the most prolific. What gets a species where it is might be largest or slowest. It depends on the environment in which it evolved.

    1. Re:Survival of the prolific by KiloByte · · Score: 3, Informative

      Being prolific means little. Producing offspring is a waste of energy if it doesn't get to survive long enough to reproduce.

      Producing three kids that will live for 50 years works about as well as producing a hundred thousand which will almost all die. All that matters is that your species is resilient enough to survive bad times, and able to expand their numbers in good times.

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    2. Re:Survival of the prolific by Xest · · Score: 2

      That's why passenger pidgeon flocks so large they take hours to pass and dark out the sky as they do so are still a pain in North America and Canada when all you want to do is sunbathe.

      Wait no, fat lot of good numbers did them.

    3. Re:Survival of the prolific by cusco · · Score: 1

      Horseshit. Evolution favored the Galapagos Tortoise because it was NOT so prolific that it overran its environment's carrying capacity. Context is everything.

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  13. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by jamesh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates that!

    If it hates it so much why did it evolve us to do it?

  14. Credit where it's due by opusman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If there's a domesticated species taking advantage of humans my money's definitely on cats rather than dogs.

    1. Re:Credit where it's due by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      SSshhhh. Keep it down or you'll be "disappeared" and placed deep in the tuna-mines.

    2. Re:Credit where it's due by Phrogman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, some people (my wife for instance) seem to be pathologically unable to live without a cat (or cats) around. I don't hate cats, but if I never saw another one in the rest of my life it wouldn't bother me overly. I just don't get the attraction people seem to feel for cats. They don't do anything, they just turn cat food into cat fur on the furniture :P

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    3. Re:Credit where it's due by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . I just don't get the attraction people seem to feel for cats. They don't do anything, they just turn cat food into cat fur on the furniture :P

      They are generally kept in farms as a way to keep rodent infestations down to a minimum. Farm cats with this purpose aren't fed, leaving them to eat their natural preys. In this case, they cost you nothing but keep your food storage clean. (bonus points for having something around the kids can pet)

      Today one of my 2 cats (brothers) left me a present, a nice dead mouse, freshly killed and all that, for me to eat. Sometimes they catch a bird (pigeons mostly). This happens because we feed them and this is them saying thanks. I always treat them nice when they do and toss the dead mouse in the garbage.

    4. Re:Credit where it's due by DarkOx · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not quite useless. In colder climates we call them "Self propelled hot water bottles." Get a good ( a matter of luck mostly ) and it will come when its called.

      Cats also can be very effective detection systems. Mine will let me know about a dripping faucet, tree branch that has started rubbing the side the house etc; and anything making a new noise. She is very effective pre-diagnostic tool. Also at least a few times over the past years made her self useful as pest control.

      Once last summer I opened the porch door to the outside an a mouse ran in (I think they live in garden ). I called the cat pointed at the mouse. She had it in my hand in 5min. I tossed it back into the garden to go about his business. It was unharmed; well physically anyway I am sure it was traumatic. Had I had to corner that mouse myself I would have been moving tables and generally tearing the place apart. The cat just basically watched it for moment and and then pounced.

      Now I will readily concede that a dog could have probably do all these things just as well or better as the cat does; even the mousing. That said the cat is very low maintenance by comparison. I have had both. I don't have to walk the cat, I can leave an little extra food down; if I am not coming home some evening. The cat can handle herself for at least 48 hours. Same goes if you actually want to travel with your pet. Dogs on log (14+ hour) road trips are pain.

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    5. Re:Credit where it's due by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She had it in my hand in 5min.

      And I don't see anywhere where you paid her.

      You're in deep shit, my friend.

    6. Re:Credit where it's due by dcw3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, some people (my wife for instance) seem to be pathologically unable to live without a cat (or cats) around. I don't hate cats, but if I never saw another one in the rest of my life it wouldn't bother me overly. I just don't get the attraction people seem to feel for cats. They don't do anything, they just turn cat food into cat fur on the furniture :P

      When I met my wife, I was 41, never had a cat, and felt much the same as you. Thirteen years, and several cats later, I'll tell you my feelings have changed dramatically toward them. With dogs, you get that unconditional love...you could beat the crap of of one, and it would still great you at the door. With cats (not surprisingly, much like women), you have to work for it. They all have different personalities...we had one very aggressive tabby, and his twin who was the most docile & friendly pet I've ever seen. And last but not least, we used to have the occasional mouse, and a minor cricket problem...no need to call Orkin or Terminex when you've got a cat.

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    7. Re:Credit where it's due by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      If you were trying to store grain 3000 years ago you would feel *very* differently about cats.

    8. Re:Credit where it's due by steelfood · · Score: 1

      A dog would probably just stare at it and bark.

      Dogs are basically big game hunters (except for the ones bred to be small, who are pretty much useless for everything other than making a lot of noise). Cats are small game hunters. Birds, rodents, bugs, and anything else that's small and moves.

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    9. Re:Credit where it's due by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      (except for the ones bred to be small, who are pretty much useless for everything other than making a lot of noise)

      You've obviously never seen a terrier clear a rat nest.

    10. Re:Credit where it's due by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A dog would probably just stare at it and bark.

      I've got a lab-collie mix that would simply chomp on it once, then eat it. They just don't make a big deal out of it.

      That being said, a cat I had would scoop up a small spider with his paw, examine it closely, and then unceremoniously throw it down the hatch and walk off.

    11. Re:Credit where it's due by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a westie that has dispatched over a dozen rats and mice in the past 5 years. In the blink of an eye, it will snatch the rodent, and with a quick shake of the head, snap its neck. When the rodent is hidden in the walls, the dog sniffs out the points of ingress/egress, and I know exactly where to set traps. For rodent control, nothing beats a terrier. It also will seek and destroy centipedes (the giant hawaiian ones).

      The sad day, though, was when she walked in from outside and laid a harmless squirrel she had just killed at my feet (I am alpha dog after all). I had to tell her what a good dog she was so as not to damage her skills.

      Don't disparage dogs simply because yours is lazy.

    12. Re:Credit where it's due by operagost · · Score: 1

      You're lucky if that's all they do to the furniture.

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    13. Re:Credit where it's due by operagost · · Score: 1

      My husky/malamute mix was also a good mole hunter.

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    14. Re:Credit where it's due by deadweight · · Score: 1

      I have a dog that is a mixed breed about 40 pounds. She catches rabbits for me and racoons. She LOVES to catch mice. She will even do a co-op hunt with my cats. The cats will go GET HER when they detect a mouse and all three go after it. The cats like to herd it towards the dog which then kills it.

    15. Re:Credit where it's due by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess you could say the same of those toy dogs like the ones that rich valley girls tote around in their handbags like a beanie baby.
      For me, it depends on the breed; I generally love dogs and cats, but I don't find every breed agreeable; I don't much care for persian cats, or toy dogs, or bulldogs/pugs, but most breeds of both I think are desirable.
      I've always wanted a black cat and a husky (esp with the blue eyes), the latter look so much like wolves, but I just couldn't force an animal with a coat like that to endure the hot summers in my area, it'd be cruel. The wife's allergic to cats, so that'll never happen either.

      Funny that this article on domesticating wolves just pops up now, I saw a reference to this very thing on, "Mankind Decoded, The Story of Us" on H2 last week. One of the extremely few programs worth watching on that channel.

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    16. Re:Credit where it's due by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if you have a rat nest in your house I think you may have more problems then a dog can help with.

    17. Re:Credit where it's due by cusco · · Score: 1

      The advantage of having a canine mouser is that once he's caught it he'll clean up after himself. No need to throw a mouse away when it can be a tasty snack.

      Gave a cat away many years ago when I was moving out of country. Called the lady once when I was back visiting to ask how Tux was getting along. She said, "Oh, he's just fine. He goes out and hunts mice every night and leaves them on the porch, and when I let the dogs out in the morning they eat them."

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    18. Re:Credit where it's due by cusco · · Score: 1

      I lived in Florida for a year, where they have "palmetto bugs", six inch long cockroaches that fly. Had a ferret for a while, and that problem fixed itself. According to a ferret not only are cockroaches great toys, but when the toy breaks they're great snacks! Not sure whether it was worth the hassle of living with a ferret, though.

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    19. Re:Credit where it's due by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never seen a terrier clear a rat nest.

      Yeah, my terrier chewed through my computer cables too. Fortunately she outgrew it.

    20. Re:Credit where it's due by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cats can be very affectionate, just like dogs are, but you have to be affectionate to them in order for that to happen. If you don't care about the cat, the cat's not gonna go out of its way to care about you.

  15. Survival of the fittest by dargaud · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "we often think of evolution as being the survival of the fittest, where the strong and the dominant survive and the soft and weak perish"

    I like to give the example of birds. Which one is the most successful bird ? The most numerous on the planet. I'll give you a hint: it doesn't fly at all, it doesn't run fast and it's very good to eat. Still it's the most successful in terms of species: the chicken. Because it's good to eat, another specie (us) takes it everywhere and makes sure they reproduce in droves. Evolution works in funny ways...

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    1. Re:Survival of the fittest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      it doesn't fly at all

      Hmmm. You obviously have never tried to catch a chicken before. City boy.

    2. Re:Survival of the fittest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I may be waxing philosophical here, but does life in captivity equate to evolutionary success? Without the freedom to roam and intermingle, genetic bottlenecking and related problems can arise more easily.

    3. Re:Survival of the fittest by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I may be waxing philosophical here, but does life in captivity equate to evolutionary success?

      In the case of the chicken, the answer is unequivocally "Yes". Evolutionary success means survival as a species. At this the chicken has done superlatively well. Evolution doesn't care about freedom. Evolution doesn't care about your aesthetic opinion of the genome. If it survives and reproduces, it is successful.

    4. Re:Survival of the fittest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not familiar with factory farming, are you? To make a long story short, death is preferable. Calling that "success" for the victims of factory farming is just a bit of a stretch.

    5. Re:Survival of the fittest by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      How about sheep? Bred to be stupid and dependant. Massive numbers of them just waiting to be harvested.

    6. Re:Survival of the fittest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      it doesn't fly at all

      Hmmm. You obviously have never tried to catch a chicken before. City boy.

      Yeah... they're quite slippery when gotten out from the freezer, hard to catch indeed... and they do fly if missus throws one at you.

    7. Re:Survival of the fittest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it doesn't fly at all

      Hmmm. You obviously have never tried to catch a chicken before. City boy.

      Whoever modded parent "Funny" is also obviously a "city boy"!

    8. Re:Survival of the fittest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bred to be stupid and dependant.

      Racist!

    9. Re:Survival of the fittest by oreaq · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Evolution is not about the chickens, it's about differential survival of competing genes. Factory farming is what makes the chicken's genes so successfull and the chicken's life miserable.

    10. Re:Survival of the fittest by steelfood · · Score: 2

      He's not a city boy. If he were a city boy, he'd have said pigeon. He's probably from the suburbs.

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    11. Re:Survival of the fittest by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I can't help it if I sit atop the food chain.

    12. Re:Survival of the fittest by operagost · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't recommend eating an urban pigeon.

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    13. Re:Survival of the fittest by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      Well, they certainly suck at sustained flight. They rarely manage to get over even a 5ft. fence (and if you feed them a little more grain, they won't manage that either). I don't think I've seen them fly for more that may 5 seconds or so in a burst when they're about to be caught.

    14. Re:Survival of the fittest by cyborg_zx · · Score: 1

      "Calling that "success" for the victims of factory farming is just a bit of a stretch."

      No it isn't. You're just refusing to understand that genes are just little bits of chemical information that could not care a whit how their carriers may or may not suffer.

    15. Re:Survival of the fittest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not familiar with factory farming, are you? To make a long story short, death is preferable./I.

      Actually, it's you that is not familiar with evolution. Death is never preferable. Genes that promote more offspring succeed. Other genes don't.

      For a chicken living on Earth 2013CE, good genes include: docile, resistant to infections from crowded living, large muscle bulk, fast growth, few essential amino acids (=can eat anything). Basically, the more suited a chicken is to factory farming, the more offspring it will have. That's the end of the story.

    16. Re:Survival of the fittest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like to give the example of birds

      Cows are an even better example. There are one billion cows on earth. They outnumber everything in their weight class by two orders of magnitude. This is because their genes include three things: blueprints for a high-volume, efficient milk synthesizer, the recipe for steak, and high docility. Compare that to the genetic advantages of a rhino: thick hide, territorial instincts, and weaponized horns.

      Cows are going to survive for a very long time. Rhinos are nearly extinct.

    17. Re:Survival of the fittest by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      The trouble with the idea that the high population of farmed chickens means they're successful is that experimental breeders are always on the lookout for a better product, and today's most popular variety could easily become extinct in 20 generations if a substantially better variety were developed.

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    18. Re:Survival of the fittest by ShoulderOfOrion · · Score: 1

      Contrast the horse with the zebra. The former was amenable to domestication. The latter was not. Which is more diverse? Which has more freedom to roam? Which is more successfully wide-spread around the world today?

  16. Re:Too bad, only a few humans have evolved too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I prefer the company of my dogs to any person. If society was just, we'd be allowed to kill annoying humans. ;)

  17. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Natural: Adjective
    Existing in or caused by nature; not made or caused by humankind.

    I'll give you one guess as to what "unnatural" means.

  18. "Fittest" doesn't mean strength by dave420 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Survival of the fittest" should be read as "survival of the most fit-for-purpose". It has nothing to do with strength, ferocity, sharp teeth, etc.

    1. Re:"Fittest" doesn't mean strength by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Something the social darwinists should take to heart as well.

      Cooperation is one of the most useful survival traits we have. Give me 2 mediocre guys who work well together over a sociopath rockstar libertarian any day.

    2. Re:"Fittest" doesn't mean strength by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Something the social darwinists should take to heart as well.

      Cooperation is one of the most useful survival traits we have. Give me 2 mediocre guys who work well together over a sociopath rockstar libertarian any day.

      I'd take the rockstar libertarian over your pinko, AC, liberal, save the gay baby whale village, any day of the week.

      To all you gays, whales, liberals, pinkos and babies...no offense intended. /hugs

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    3. Re:"Fittest" doesn't mean strength by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, I thought the gay babies were in the other thread about AIDS/GRID?

    4. Re:"Fittest" doesn't mean strength by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that warfare is one of the main examples of your idealized "humans working in cooperation", the jury is out as to whether it is a survival trait or the opposite.

    5. Re:"Fittest" doesn't mean strength by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there you go inserting "purpose" when there is none. There is only the illusion of purpose. "Survival of the fittest" should be understood as those species who are able to preserve their genes most effectively.

  19. What's new? by IRWolfie- · · Score: 1

    What is new in this? I think I've heard most of this before (except the eating dogs part).

    1. Re:What's new? by Novogrudok · · Score: 1

      It is not new. "Survival of the friendliest" dogs is described, for example, in Richard Dawkins' The Ancestor's Tale (2004).

  20. Re:Too bad, only a few humans have evolved too. by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    None of these problems are the dog's fault, they're just not trained or housebroken. My dog doesn't bark, chase, or shit in the house, and when he does outside, I always have bags to pick it up. You need to be annoyed with the masters, not the servants.

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  21. I believe the wolves were taken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I see nothing wrong in the "old" thory - that humans kept some wolves that eventually evolved into dogs.

    Sure, humans have always been eager to eradicate competing/dangerous animals. But in doing so, they would come upon puppies now and then. And surely, some humans would find them cute. Then as now! It is then likely that someone tried to keep some puppies - if the times were good and there were food enough anyway. They could always kill them later, if they turned hostile.

    Bringing up young animals one finds in nature (possibly after killing/chasing off parent animals) is something humans attempt now and then. It is an interesting hobby. And it succeeds for several species. Taming birds is almost trivial - just be there (instead of the mother bird) when the eggs hatch. But birds is not that useful, beyond keeping them for food and more eggs.

    A tame wolf is valuable as soon as it grows up however. Even if it is a much rougher animal to handle than a modern dog. Any wolf expects to be in a pack - and will help its pack to survive. Using a wolf for hunting is doable - but it is tricky. Much more important is that the wolf will fight for you. When a wolf consider the local human village to be its pack, it will help fight off troublesome animals (even wild wolves). And it will help fight invading humans from other villages too. Puppies get useful within a year.

    So if you're bothered by invaders, you can add wolves to your army. Likewise if you're into conquest. Selective breeding can improve the animals a lot. But even the first generation, taken from a mother wolf, will be useful in stone-age warfare. Training can make them more useful, but even a wolf that merely grew up with you, will take your side in any fight. Which is also why some people today keep a large dog for protection.

    1. Re:I believe the wolves were taken by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "but birds is not that useful, beyond keeping them for food and more eggs."

      Really? I need to let the people I know that have falcons and hunt with them that they are doing it wrong and should be eating them.

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    2. Re:I believe the wolves were taken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention messenger birds. Sure most people see the keeping of pigeons as one of the more unusual hobbies today, but such efforts were considered useful in the past. Before the advent of modern postal services and things like telephone and telegraph, if you needed to send a short message fast - having it tied to some bird that would always fly back to the same place was the way to go.

      Likewise, the falconry mentioned above was also useful to keep these messages from getting through or otherwise intercepting them. (If the message was important enough, some people used redundant pigeons.) Consider it the original means of a DOS attack on IP via carrier pigeon.

    3. Re:I believe the wolves were taken by Xest · · Score: 1

      "Sure, humans have always been eager to eradicate competing/dangerous animals. But in doing so, they would come upon puppies now and then. And surely, some humans would find them cute. Then as now!"

      IIRC finding certain species cute is in itself an evolved trait that is quite possibly linked to this though - i.e. those humans who found puppies cute adopted them, trained them, and became more successful than those humans who didn't, hence passing the trait on. In other words there wasn't necessarily always a widespread appreciation for puppies.

      I'd be weary when reading too much into the idea that we always inherently found puppies cute, as much as anything that seems likely as something that was perhaps a "defect" in certain humans such that some early humans got the same feeling from puppies (and dogs in general) as they did naturally from human babies, and this in itself snowballed into something common in nearly all humans - as research shows this is the case now.

      When trying to judge evolutionary paths and reasons for things, you must be careful not to apply modern thoughts, feelings, and understanding to such issues, as they themselves are often inherited traits. I recall reading also that disproportionate fear of creatures such as snakes and arachnids amongst many humans is a similar trait that evolved for good reason for example.

    4. Re:I believe the wolves were taken by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2

      While the OP may have overstated his point, it is a lot more work to integrate a falcon into human hunting than it is to integrate a wolf that was raised from a cub by humans. When a human society hunts for its primary source of meat, it tends to use very similar tactics to those used by wolf packs making it easy to integrate a wolf into the hunt.

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    5. Re:I believe the wolves were taken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be weary when reading too much into the idea that we always inherently found puppies cute,

      There has been a lot of research done in the field of cuteness. The dominant theme seems to be that young of most mammal species (and some hatchlings) show similar ratios of features, curves, and generally downplaying any pointy aspects. So any mammal with a parental motive at the time will likely act to protect the cute, harmless cub. Stories are plenty of mothers (or motherring aged but unmated) of various carnivore species adopting young of a prey species. Or on a more mild note, such potential mothers adopting young from species that are generally seen as rivals in nature.
      Humans are quite abnormal in that the reproductive and parental insticts are much more constant than most species.

    6. Re:I believe the wolves were taken by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Almost all mammal infants share traits that make them "cute". This is undoubtedly a survival instinct that helps ensure that the dependent infant can depend on the adults for care. The fact that it carries over to human feelings for other species' infants may well be an accident, but it is not a defect.

    7. Re:I believe the wolves were taken by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Sure, humans have always been eager to eradicate competing/dangerous animals. But in doing so, they would come upon puppies now and then. And surely, some humans would find them cute. Then as now! It is then likely that someone tried to keep some puppies - if the times were good and there were food enough anyway. They could always kill them later, if they turned hostile.

      I've also read some speculation that the humans that found the puppies would most likely be children. A child, with little to no experience with dangerous wild animals, would be more likely to adopt an abandoned puppy. Once a bond had formed between the child and puppy, the child would then strongly object if the parents tried to kill or drive off the animal.

    8. Re:I believe the wolves were taken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree, recently while in east Africa, I visited a village that had a baby baboon. When asked about it they said that they kist killed its mother to eat but that they didn't know it had a baby. And that the baby was cute so they were going to keep it as a pet.

      By village I mean, no power, all mud huts, no cellphones etc.

    9. Re:I believe the wolves were taken by cusco · · Score: 1

      Although horses and guns get most of the attention from historians, war dogs were also a large psychological advantage the European barbarians had when they arrived in the Americas. No one in Mexico or Peru had ever seen dogs the size of a mastiff, and certainly not ones that attacked on order. There are drawings in the journals of the conquistadores of war dogs being used to herd large groups of terrified native people. They were so valuable that when a village killed one of Hernando de Soto's dogs (probably in self-defense) he proceeded to slaughter every inhabitant.

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    10. Re:I believe the wolves were taken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans were tougher 10,000 years ago. A tough man can domesticate a wild wolf enough that the wolf will bond to them and see them as part of a pack and coexist of sorts. Domestication makes that easier. Obviously wolfs that killed children were disposed of etc so you end up with a modernish dog after a few thousand years.

        Dingos will follow humans, and over time you can be incorporated into their family unit.

        Living in Australia in the bush, my brother has a large Rhodesian Ridge back cross. The dog alerts us of any intruders, or animals inc snakes. Killing a kangaroo is extremely difficult even with spears and knives and rocks, but can easily be done with a single dog and a human. You can easily see how humans and dogs work well together and would naturally pair up. Dogs get scared/confused, they love leaving the thinking to the humans together they achieve more.

        Don't underestimate primitive humans. We are pretty impressive creatures. We can take down an elephant or Mammoth. Humans can fight off lions and tigers. Dogs can instantly see the benefit of living with these funny walking, smart, fussy eaters. A pack of 15 strong hunter humans with 10 dogs would be enough to see off most animals. Some would die, but jesus, they fight hard.

        Dogs may have been the competitive edge that allowed us to be more successful than Neanderthals.

  22. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Twinbee · · Score: 1

    Even though I agree with you for the times back then, if we suddenly decided to exterminate say all.... badgers, or pandas today on a whim (if we could), wouldn't that be a bit more contrived than otherwise? Back then, we were more worried about food and survival so that's what makes things different.

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  23. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates that!

    If it hates it so much why did it evolve us to do it?

    It made a mistake. It will correct it.

  24. NOT from wolves. by leuk_he · · Score: 2

    There are wild dogs. And the wikipedia acticle also speaks about coyote as forefather. Why then always use the wolves is a mystery.

    1. Re:NOT from wolves. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are wild dogs. And the wikipedia acticle also speaks about coyote as forefather. Why then always use the wolves is a mystery.

      The coyote is a species of canine found throughout North and Central America. For the wikipedia article to be universally right you must assume that there were no domesticated dogs in Euroasia before the colonization of America.
      Since we know that this is not the case that rules out coyotes as forefathers for domesticated dogs in Europe, in the case of dogs used by native Americans this could still be true but genetic analysis suggests wolves.

    2. Re:NOT from wolves. by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 3, Informative

      In the old days, the dog-like creatures were classified in three groups: canis (domestic dogs), vulpus (foxes), lupus (wolf). The old line was that dogs and wolves were very different things. The consideration of the wolf as the forefather of the modern dog is a very modern thing, based on DNA analysis. It's now so widely accepted that lupus is now a subspecies of canis, so we have "canis lupus" and "canis familiaris".

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    3. Re:NOT from wolves. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Wolves, dogs and coyotes are mutually inter-fertile. I have seen several studies comparing the DNA of dogs to wolves and demonstrating a close connection between the two species. I have not seen any studies comparing the DNA of coyotes to wolves or dogs (they may exist, but I have not seen them). However, what we know about the interbreeding between the three species suggests that coyotes are a separate derivative from wolves (coyote/wolf hybrids remain fertile over many generations of interbreeding while coyote/dog hybrids become less fertile over successive generation of interbreeding, wolf/dog hybrids also remain fertile over many generations of interbreeding).

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    4. Re:NOT from wolves. by dywolf · · Score: 5, Informative

      it's not a mystery. Dogs ARE wolves. gray wolves specifically.

      the gray wolf as a species is one of the most historically successful of all animals, having at one time ranged across the entire planet, on every landmass, not just the cold northern reaches. one of the few single species that has done so besides humans. and also therefore came into constant contact with humans.

      the genetic tests have been done and known for years. canines within the same family can crossbreed (hence some coyote hybridization, but the coyote itself could be a descendent of hte gray wolf), but dogs are subspecies of the gray wolf. dogs and wolves are like the races of man in terms of genetics. they are the same species even if the local populations look rather different.

      the "wild dogs" you speak of fall into 2 types:

      -most are properly called feral dogs; they are descendents of dogs that left human society. Dingos are the ultimate example, and the only one considered by science to be truly "wild" rather than feral. but it still descended from the wolf via domestication that is has since evolved sufficiently to erase

      -there are a few species called "dog" that are NOT descended from any breed of dog, and thus not descended from wolves. they are also not related in any way to the domestic dog. they simply got called "dog".
      --the Dhole is most closely related to the Jackel family.
      --the african cape hunting dog is a distinct canine lineage, seperate from foxes and wolves and jackals. like the Maned Wolf (also a distinct lineage unrelated to any other) it is essentially the only surviving member of its lineage, the rest having gone extinct millions of years ago. 2nd largest canine in the world, nearly the size of the gray wolf.
      --Bush dog is another seperate lineage, closest genetic relative is the Maned Wolf, though the link is very slim, given the large difference between the two, and the fact both are their own lineages. they are simply closer tied to each other, than to the rest of canines
      --Short-eared dog: a very early offshoot of the fox lineage, splitting off before the actual foxes came to be

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    5. Re:NOT from wolves. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three letters: D. N, A.

      *All* domestic dogs genetically derive from wolves.

    6. Re:NOT from wolves. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Domesticated dogs are not even classified as a separate species; they, among with a number of wild dog populations, are considered sub-species of C. lupus. There seems to be some debate about the placement of coyotes. Some taxonomists feel because of relatively high interfertility between wolves and dogs on one side and coyotes on the other that placing them in their own species is probably faulty.

      One thing we do know for sure is that through both natural mating and through human intervention, there is a some genetic exchange between many members of genus Canis. In particular, with canids like jackals, where breeding opportunities with members of their own species are being reduced in certain areas, they are turning to mating with variants of C. lupus (mainly dogs).

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    7. Re:NOT from wolves. by CrashNBrn · · Score: 1
      There are a handful of breeds, known as "Primitive" dogs, which are noted primarily because their breed has remained relatively pure (not interbred/interference from humans) and they have similiar builds and traits.
      Primitive Dogs

      Primitive or aboriginal dogs are canids that have kept close to the original form and have evolved with little or no purposeful human intervention. They spread throughout the world with the first colonizers but preserved a loose association with man.

      Primitive dogs in all countries have a very similar, typical morphology known as the "long-term pariah morphotype" (LTPM) or primal body design from which most other dog forms are derived: a wolf or fox-like appearance with wedge-shaped head and a pointed muzzle, almond eyes, erect ears, for optimal sound retrieval and possibly body temperature regulation, and a long, curved tail.
      More

      We found out about this interesting subset recently, when we found out that our "mongrel" puppy was actually a Canaan breed.

    8. Re:NOT from wolves. by dywolf · · Score: 1

      right. though it shoudlbe noted that they weren't just always extant. they're still descended from the gray wolf (the page implies the opposite a few times). they just simply werent specifically bred by people to change their traits (like heightened protectiveness for sheep dogs, or changed size like in mastifs or toy poodles). dingos are another such primitive breed, though at this point they've compeltely returned to the wild and aren't even considered Feral anymore.

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    9. Re:NOT from wolves. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please provide a link to the gray wolf DNA source testing you refer to. Not being a citation needed troll, it sounds like interesting reading.

  25. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no purpose or goal in evolution but to maximize the probability of procreation for the complete bundle of trains and a good portion of randomness, because thats what decides what gets passed on to the next generation.

    So anthropomorphizing things either improves your chances to get healthy children or atleast doesnt reduce them.

  26. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Natural (adj) - in accordance with human nature
    Natural (adj) - illegitimate; born out of wedlock
    Natural (adj) - not artificially dyed or coloured

    Are you claiming that humans are inherently opposed to dogs, that dogs must be married before having puppies, and that all dogs have dyed hair? Or are you perhaps picking a single unrelated definition and suggesting that it is universally exhaustive?

  27. Reasearch is far from over... by duneo · · Score: 1

    There is way more research being done at Aberdeen University and it just started in October Search for the first ‘man’s best friend’

  28. Re:Too bad, only a few humans have evolved too. by will_die · · Score: 1

    The Bible does not say they are unclean like pigs or other such animals. They usually referenced as scavengers eating the bodies of the dead or things such as that; or reference that a person who so bad off that only the dogs would clean his wounds. There are also references in the Bible as them as guard dogs or working as work dogs.
    Now the koran does mark them as unclean and the few places that you see them in the middle east, outside of Israel, they are often treated very badly. When seen they are usually as guard dogs or as work dogs.

  29. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean we're now, somehow, past evolution?

  30. It means "knot fits perfectly with G-spot" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you imagine why on earth people would start keeping dogs that don't go hunting with the men, think about how they kept the women happy.

  31. Re:Too bad, only a few humans have evolved too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The bible does not say that, but Islam's hadiths do.

  32. Flawed summary. by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    I have owned several dogs in my life and they learn sounds as well. I can have 4 items in a group and point and say "bone" and she will get the bon and not the ball.

    At one time I had my collie able to find the "red ball" among the blue, red, and yellow ones... Dogs are colorblind, BTW.

    Yes dogs understand gestures, if you ever had a duck hunting dog you know that is how you communicate with them before you shoot, but they understand far more than gestures. They understand them as good as they understand our noises, and it's not just because humans make the same motion all the time. Quadrapeligics cant point but the dog understands by training a different cue.

    And that is the point. Dogs we train. Of all the animals we have only dogs get training and take to training easily. And you can do the same with cats.

    Sadly most humans are far, far too stupid to know how to train dogs. You only resort to negative reinforcement as a last resort for changing bad behavior.... Most people start at the negative reinforcement.

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    1. Re:Flawed summary. by pipatron · · Score: 5, Interesting

      At one time I had my collie able to find the "red ball" among the blue, red, and yellow ones... Dogs are colorblind, BTW.

      No, they are not colorblind. They can see colors, just not as well as we do. Dogs can see two different color 'bands', humans can see three, and certain crustaceans (the mantis shrimp) can see about 11-12 bands. Talk about humans being colorblind. :)

      Early color movies only used two color bands, and they look surprisingly good.

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    2. Re:Flawed summary. by c · · Score: 3, Informative

      At one time I had my collie able to find the "red ball" among the blue, red, and yellow ones... Dogs are colorblind, BTW.

      There's a great article on this which recently showed up in the dog Agility world... They don't see the spectrum the same way, but they can usually differentiate between them if they're primary colours. Fortunately, most dog toys are pretty bright. And I've read that this spectrum isn't universal, either, just like humans have different kinds of colour blindness; dogs tend to show a preference for specific colours, and it's likely that those are "popping" in their personal spectrum.

      If your dog was able to find an arbitrary red ball (i.e. one never encountered before), it might have been targeting that particular hue. If your dog was trained to find a specific red ball (esp if it could find it in the dark), it might have just been finding it by scent. And I wouldn't ignore the possibility that the "red" colour dyes typically found in toys might be distinctive enough that "red" actually is a scent. You were using the cue "red ball", but cues are completely arbitrary anyways.

      Scent is a crazy powerful thing for a dog. I can pick up a pine cone, wing it into a yard full of pine cones, and my dogs will come back with that specific cone. Just the scent from my hand touching it for a few seconds, plus the disturbed ground where it landed, is enough to differentiate that specific random object.

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    3. Re:Flawed summary. by Quietust · · Score: 1

      Technically, they're "colorblind" in the same way that some people are colorblind (people with protanopia, red-green color blindness, have only 2 types of color receptors in their eyes).

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    4. Re:Flawed summary. by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Yes, they are colorblind, in the same sense of most people who are colorblind. They cannot see the difference between red and green, but they can see the difference between red and blue.

    5. Re:Flawed summary. by RedShoeRider · · Score: 1

      "Scent is a crazy powerful thing for a dog. I can pick up a pine cone, wing it into a yard full of pine cones, and my dogs will come back with that specific cone. Just the scent from my hand touching it for a few seconds, plus the disturbed ground where it landed, is enough to differentiate that specific random object."

      The statement: "A Hound is a Nose with a Dog Attached" is remarkably true. I'm sure that goes for other breeds as well. They see the world in ways we can't begin to understand, as we're visual creatures. They are scent creatures.

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    6. Re:Flawed summary. by c · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that goes for other breeds as well. They see the world in ways we can't begin to understand, as we're visual creatures. They are scent creatures.

      Actually, a lot of breeds are very visual. Sighthounds, obviously, but herding dogs tend to be, not to mention pointing breeds, feists (squirrel hunters), etc. Not that these breeds can't use their nose, but movement is wired pretty deeply into the sensory suite.

      Hounds are in a class of their own when it comes to scenting. My hound can outscent the rest of my crew put together. Unfortunately, getting him to do anything else is a struggle.

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    7. Re:Flawed summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.

      I've got a herder and a retriever. Herder sees the deer and chases it (herders also usually faster than retrievers), then loses it. Retriever catches up and sniffs the trail to find the deer yard.

  33. Re:So many fails... by Lumpy · · Score: 0

    "Humans are herbivores, any human beings that ate meat in the past were neurotic and unnatural "

    Let me guess you also believe the world is only 6000 years old as well.

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  34. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Sique · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Not only that, the key word here is "the fittest". And the fittest might be the strongest or the most, but it doesn't necessarily is. It just means the one who fits best its chosen ecological niche. If the niche prefers someone strong and dominant, then and only then "the fittest" means someone strong and dominant. But for instance, in a species, whose predators are in general much larger and stronger, being strong and dominant means just to stick out and be a prime target for the predators. An example are fish stock, which are heavily fished, and which now show a tendency to early maturation, higher reproduction rate and smaller sizes for grownups.

    Other cases are parasites and pests, where being too strong and too dominant might be killing of the own host prematurely and thus diminishing your chance to spread to other hosts in time. Many diseases were killing off people very soon, when they came first into a new population, but within time, grew more and more weak, like the Syphilis.

    For species which rely on cooperation and forming of close-knit groups, being strong and dominant might just mean that there is no group for you to fit in. Then you are the literal "lone wolf", prone to an early death and no chance to reproduce. For some lone wolfs, accepting a human group as ersatz wolfpack might be just have been the right way to survive.

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  35. what about puppies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This theory assumes that at some point, bold friendly dogs walked up to humans in an attempt to be friendly.

    What about the packs of wolves that humans slaughtered when hunting for food and found a litter of puppies the now dead dogs were protecting?
    I think this scenario would most likely be the first source domesticated animals, over a fully grown wolf who decides to become friendly.

    1. Re:what about puppies? by dywolf · · Score: 1

      except that doesnt have any selection pressure towards domestication. a wild wolf cub can be extremely dangerous as it matures. by being around humans constantly, yes, it certainly does lose a large degree of its fear of man. but it still has those instincts towards wolf social behaviours, particularly determining place within the pack (and that includes challenging its human provider for position). simply raising a pup you found isnt sufficient, and the odds of any random wild pup having the uncommon traits towards lower aggression and more juvenile/subservient behaviour are very low. the bondig of a wild wolf is hard to determine and train. it might bond with the person who raised it, and see him as its pack, and still see all other people as threats and/or food.

      extremely fearful wolves are less likely to approach lone humans let alone villages, though the pack behaviour can also be different (going along with the pack for a hunt, overcome the fear instinct). so wolves that approach people have overcome this fear somehow. they are by nature bolder. if they are more aggressive, they are more likely to attack a person or persons. but such wolves are more likely to be killed or hunted down. this can cause a selection pressure towards two things: wolves that more fearful/wary of people, and wolves that while bolder are less aggressive. and you can actually see in nature the first case: most wolves in the wild, most animals at all, leave people alone and even tend to avoid them. the 2nd case, the one that probably led to dogs, would have, isntead of attacking people, learned that people leave edible refuse behind. after cleaning a deer for instance far from the village, the wolves can come eat the bits typically left behind, even the bones. there's even the midden heap of the village, typically on the edge or even outside it. people may not eat bones, but wolves can crack them and get the marrow.

      so its actually very likely

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    2. Re:what about puppies? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      Might not be a "decide to be friendly" as is "just happened to be more docile / friendly than average" and approached out of hunger.

      Think: hungry wolf, perhaps weaker / more docile than the rest. By itself, notices the scent of something tastey... roasted boar (or whatever was around). Slowly approaches and knows it has no way in heck of winning against a pack of humans. But it's hungry and wimpers / begs / etc. It snow-balls from there.

      Such of these more-docile dogs start doing the same thing, eventually "hook up" and breed docile puppies

    3. Re:what about puppies? by Born2bwire · · Score: 1

      They have done studies to see if "nurture" can lead to domestication but it simply doesn't. For example, they have taken wolf pups and raised them exclusively with humans as they would dogs (and they did the same for a group of puppies as control) and it was seen that the wolf pups did not demonstrate any domestication once they aged. I think that the silver foxes experiments have shown just how quickly domestication can occur. It only takes a few generations for domestication to really take root.

  36. Re:Too bad, only a few humans have evolved too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i wouldn't go as far as to call a dog filthy, but they definitely dirty. but dog's got personality. personality goes a long way

  37. Re:Too bad, only a few humans have evolved too. by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Humans are filthy and obnoxious animals. They have little place in our modern society. I'm sick of being preached at, chased, and
    having human garbage everywhere I go, including INSIDE of houses. Humans were fine on the farm. In our compact, urban society, humans are just giants sources of stress. I have enough stress in my life without your personal stress-maker making stress for me TOO.

    The Bible says that humans are unclean and bad.

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  38. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by qbast · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Anonymous Coward: noun

    Idiot who thinks that making up definitions helps him win arguments.

  39. It's not entirely evolution, here by damn_registrars · · Score: 1, Informative

    Species do not make up their minds to evolve into X

    You are right on that statement, however, the statement that wolves evolved into domestic dogs is not entirely true. For a population to fully evolve into a new species, the ability to of the new species to interbreed and produce fertile offspring with the original species must be lost. Domestic dogs can freely breed with wolves and produce fertile offspring, so they have not completely evolved into separate species.

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    1. Re:It's not entirely evolution, here by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Species do not make up their minds to evolve into X

      You are right on that statement, however, the statement that wolves evolved into domestic dogs is not entirely true. For a population to fully evolve into a new species, the ability to of the new species to interbreed and produce fertile offspring with the original species must be lost. Domestic dogs can freely breed with wolves and produce fertile offspring, so they have not completely evolved into separate species.

      Did the previous poster state anywhere that X was a new species, rather than simply a new subspecies?

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    2. Re:It's not entirely evolution, here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the statement that wolves evolved into domestic dogs is not entirely true..

      That's correct, if by "not entirely" you mean "unequivocally."

  40. When a scientist has a theory... by Sivaraj · · Score: 1

    ...why does he/she go on a tangent and link everything under the sun to his/her theory?

    1. Re:When a scientist has a theory... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      why does he/she go on a tangent and link everything under the sun to his/her theory?

      You're referring, of course, to the way in which this article links human/dog co-evolution to metallurgy, super-string theory, quantum mechanics, political science, game theory, economics, thermodynamics, and the debate over whether or not the Lego Harry Potter kits are really an authentic way to enjoy the books?

      Or do you mean that someone looking into how two social mammals co-evolve might have a lot to do with a whole lot of cultural and physiological things we see in present day humans and dogs? "Everything under the sun," in your case, means ... things having to do with pack behavior and thus having to do with much larger issues like civilization in general (a superset of pack activity)? Not sure what you're actually complaining about.

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  41. It is a very old symbiotic relationship by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Informative

    It is no surprise that dogs were the first domestic animals, they were more effective hunters than individual humans and humans could give dogs sources of food that they couldn't access on their own (notably bone marrow from cooked bones, though also various processed grains). We not only had the dog before we had the horse, the cow, the cat, any bird or any non-canine mammal, we had the dog before we had what some would consider to be civilization. Hence by extending the hunting ability of the human, the dog could be credited with helping to domesticate the human.

    Also worth noting that some of the very earliest grave sites from humans had dogs buried along side the humans; the dogs were that important to the earliest humans.

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  42. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, it is not the strongest of the species that survice, but the most (correctly) responsive to change.

  43. Dogs smarter than cats? by kurt555gs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Puuuleeeese. It's like " No Child Left Behind " testing. Some one with a PhD designs a test to fetch a ball, and proves dogs are smarter than cats.

    I just was woken up to give the kitties their morning treats, then I changed their litter box, filled their water dish, was was still given the "look " because I prolly didn't do one of these things quickly enough. Then, I geld the door open for quite a while while one of the kitties sniffed and considered if going outside would be better than staying inside.

    Dogs smarter? Only someone that isn't familiar with cats would even think this.

    Dogs have owners.
    Cats have staff.

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    1. Re:Dogs smarter than cats? by kurt555gs · · Score: 1

      One more thing:

      Dogs have their own Facebook page?

      http://www.facebook.com/ZackTheOrangeCat

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    2. Re:Dogs smarter than cats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed acknowledging dogs as smarter just because they do what WE want them to do is a bit far reaching assumption.

      I would put my money on cats without hesitation. They do whatever THEY want, and then we do whatever THEY want too.
      Rightly so, cats are not smart, they are absolute geniuses!

      I, for one, welcome our feline overlords!!

      (and I have both cats and dogs and enjoy them a lot, no feline bias here, just experienced observation)

    3. Re:Dogs smarter than cats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but that actually says more about you than about the cats ;)

    4. Re:Dogs smarter than cats? by amiga3D · · Score: 0

      I can't imagine such a situation. I had a few cats that hung around my house years ago. They stayed out in my shop and kept the rats scared and I left them alone. One of them did commit suicide by walking on my wife's new car when she could see it but other than that we tolerated each other. I made sure they had a water supply but besides that I could care less about them. I don't understand people that allow animals to occupy their house but hey, to each his own.

    5. Re:Dogs smarter than cats? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I like both cats and dogs and am familiar with both. However, dogs more rapidly learn to repeat behaviors that get them results which they like (and to avoid behaviors which have results that they dislike). Of course, the fact that dogs are pack animals while cats are more solitary means two things for humans training the animals. The first is that dogs place greater value on "affection rewards" than cats do. The second (and somewhat related) is that since humans are also pack animals they have a better understanding of what constitutes positive/negative reinforcement for a dog than for a cat.

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    6. Re:Dogs smarter than cats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have two dogs that do all this and more. Your anecdote proves nothing; I think it's more a "Dogs are different than cats" scenario more than anything. Both are of comparable intellect, with outliers on both sides.

      And let's not forget bias - cat lovers will of course claim cats are smarter. Something about identifying with something has a strange effect on most people's view of reality.

    7. Re:Dogs smarter than cats? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Cats certainly play fetch. They just don't like to fetch things that aren't moving. They fetch all sorts of birds, rabbits, mice, etc.

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    8. Re:Dogs smarter than cats? by chihowa · · Score: 1

      My cat plays fetch. You have to train them, but they can learn just as well as dogs. Training cats isn't really any harder than training dogs, it's just different. If you try to train a cat like you'd train a dog, you'll fail and be frustrated.

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    9. Re:Dogs smarter than cats? by Dunbal · · Score: 1
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    10. Re:Dogs smarter than cats? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Anyone who is familiar with Border Collies would find the idea that cats are smarter than dogs ridiculous.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_Collie

    11. Re:Dogs smarter than cats? by NathanWoodruff · · Score: 0

      Fifteen years ago or so, maybe more, I came home from work and a feral male cat of several years old was on my front porch of my house that is about 10 wooden steps up from the ground. I didn't see the cat until I had the key in the frond door and it had let out a rather strange meow. It scared me at first because I wasn't expecting it. The front porch is about 10 feet wide so the cat was about 5 feet away in the shadows. I turned the front porch light on and was going to shew the cat away until I could see that it was badly bleeding. I bent down and it hissed at me. I said "Fine" to myself and stood back up and turned to the door. The cat made another guttural meow so I decided to get a damp towel to see if I could clean it up. When I got back with the towel the cat sat up. I said to the cat that I was only going to clean off the blood, like I knew the cat would understand English or any spoken word.

      It didn't hiss at me at all until I started touching it. He never attempted to claw at me or any thing. Just hissed loudly when I guess tried to clean a sore spot. I got the cat clean enough to see that he had several large open wounds, a large welt on it left shoulder, and was going to need a vet visit. My only problem was how I was going to get the cat there.

      I got my keys to my truck and came back with a clean towel. I tried to wrap the towel around the cat, and he was having none of it. I gave up left the towel there and went to open the door.

      The cat made even a worse meow sound as I opened the door. I asked it what it wanted, like it was going to speak to me. I got in the cats face and said it needed a trip to the vet whether it liked it or not. I grabbed the back of its neck and could feel the welt on its shoulder. The cat hissed and swatted at me. I let go.

      I backed off for thirty seconds or so and then got down on my knees. I put my right hand under its back legs and then my left hand up under its chest and the cat just went limp laying on its right side in my left hand. He sat on my lap the entire drive to the vet clinic four or five miles away.

      The vet gave the cat some shots and then looked at it wounds. The vet said that it has either been kicked really hard or had been hit by a car. I live on a dead end street with about 15 houses total on either side of it, probably a half mile from a major road. I keep asking myself how the cat knew to pick my house.

      Since the cat was feral the vet split the bill with me but told me since it was feral that the clinic could not keep the cat and the cat would need a week or so for some place to stay. I thought... "Well my basement'. The vet gave me a carrying cage big enough for a dog. I thought the cat could stay in that because I didn't want the cat pooping all over the place.

      The next day I get home from work and I had purchased some dry cat food for it. I go down to the basement to feed the cat. I get close to the cage and the cat starts batting and clawing at the door. It even clawed at my hand as I tried to undo the latch. So I tossed in some dry food. It didn't want it. I stood up and said "What?" like it was going to understand me. It let out a soft meow kind of like saying please.

      I bent down to open the cage door. Now I keep all my yard power tools in my basement as well as fluids as oil too. I had split some oil on the concrete floor of the basement a weekend or so ago after working on the lawnmower. I had put down some chem-dry to clean it up. As soon as I opened the cage door, the cat jumped out and went straight for the chem-dry, squatted down and did number 2. It must have looked like cat litter, but again... how did it know.

      So I went to the store for cat litter and found two cardboard boxes. I filled one box with litter and another box with carpet padding. I left both for the cat in the basement, said goodnight and turned off the light.

      The next night I went down to feed the cat, the cat box had been used and the cat was sleeping in the box with the carpet

    12. Re:Dogs smarter than cats? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Social behavior requires more intellectual power. Dog brains have evolved to be larger than cat's brains in order to facilitate interactions with people.

      http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/11/101127105348.htm

      The asocial behavior of cats is not due to intelligence. It's a mark of limited intellect.

    13. Re:Dogs smarter than cats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dogs smarter? Only someone that isn't familiar with cats would even think this.

      Dogs have owners.
      Cats have staff.

      Having lived with both cats and dogs, I concur with my psychologist friends' assessment, based on the professional literature: Cats are clearly more stupid than dogs, but have a different kind of personality that masks it.

    14. Re:Dogs smarter than cats? by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      I used to have a cat that played fetch. I had a soft rubber dart. Toss it, she'd chase it and bring it back. IIRC, she suggested the game. Not all cats are the same (in fact, I've never met any two that were) -- that one also liked to play with water (bat at water coming from a faucet). Her sister had no interest.

      But I was really amused by her playing fetch. I've never had another cat do that.

    15. Re:Dogs smarter than cats? by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, becuase your "psychologist friend" has a working definition of intelligence and there is "professional" literature with studies on it. Interesting.

      Then again, I'm responding to an AC...

    16. Re:Dogs smarter than cats? by HPHatecraft · · Score: 1

      being a demanding, capricious, selfish jerk is a sign of intelligence? If you say so.

      Is a cat going to share a beer with you while you watch a game? No. But they'll be sure to put their rear in your face and use your crotch as a spring board while you're trying to watch.

      Will a cat drag you out of the water or a dig you out of a snow drift? Nope. Too busy buying useless crap on the Internet.

      Is your cat currently planning to assassinate you in your sleep? Don't be surprised when you wake up with one of those red LEDs painted on your forehead. Your last thought will be "shoulda been a do--" and then red mist. Good going.

      A dog will nose its way into 50lbs of Kevlar and hump a 50lb rucksack, and if he (or she) isn't right beside you, he'll be right behind you. Cats? They authorized the damn war in the first place.

      You can keep your cats, pal.

    17. Re:Dogs smarter than cats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's entirely possible that the cat was a housepet at one time and knew what was going on. Especially considering it was several years old. Lifespans for feral animals are significantly shorter, and many don't even make it to 4 years old.

      And the method you described is the typical way my family got dogs when I was a child. My grandfather was a farmer in Iowa, and our first dog was one that started sleeping on his porch in the winter, then stayed for free food.
      Our second dog was mauled by a coyote, and went to my grandad's garage instead.
      Our third dog started sleeping in the barn to hang out with the horses, then learned to follow my grandad whenever he had a shotgun to bring in the pheasants.

      Three different breeds over ten years. Maybe word got around that grandad was a soft touch, canine wise. OTOH, maybe the reverse was true - don't go there, the other dogs that have hang out on the farm for a bit, then they all disappeared!

  44. My father had a wolf as a boy... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My grandfather found it and took the single pup home. It grew with the family for a year but eventually took off to be with its own kind (they lived in a border area between Poland and Russia, a giant forest).

    My grandfather told my Father that one day, it would leave, and it did. He'd seen it happen before with male wolves.

    That only makes sense once the male matures, he'll want a mate, and the only way to get that would be to join with its own kind.

    My Father said wolves are a lot like dogs but more "devilish" (intelligence-wise, not evil - he said they are FAR more clever than typical dogs are). He said he saw it later (after it took off to join other wolves) a few times from a distance watching them do the fields (had a large farm and logging business before the Nazi's came & took it from them, putting them on trains to be slaves in a labor camp) on the borders of their land, but it never came back again once it had joined its own kind.

    Still: Want a TRUE friend? Get a dog (even cats are good I have found out the past few years if you treat them with respect & perhaps most importantly of all - with love)...

    APK

    P.S.=> Bottom-Line, on dogs (which our society esteems quite highly & rightfully so) - I've said it before: "Dogs are better people than people" -> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22DOGS+ARE+BETTER+PEOPLE+THAN+PEOPLE!%22+and+%22APK%22&btnG=Search&gbv=1&sei=1480UbKHGK-N0QHUqICQDw

    1. Re:My father had a wolf as a boy... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HTTPS is better than HTTP.

    2. Re:My father had a wolf as a boy... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being on topic is better than being off topic.

    3. Re:My father had a wolf as a boy... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dogs are certainly better than people like you, apk.

    4. Re:My father had a wolf as a boy... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apk's still better than an off topic troll like yourself.

  45. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by gbjbaanb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    not really, stop thinking of us humans as special and start thinking of us as just another species within nature and you'll see that us killing off badgers or saving pandas is no different than any other external force on those species.

    Evolution = "shit happens, live with it" (those who can't, die off).

  46. What about foxes by BlueTak · · Score: 1

    Some think dogs don't come from wolves but from foxes : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox

    1. Re:What about foxes by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall that every breed of domesticated dog (canis lupus familiaris) can be genetically traced back to wolves (canis lupus).

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    2. Re:What about foxes by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      Some think dogs don't come from wolves but from foxes

      No, they don't. The article you cited indicated that silver foxes could be domesticated to have "dog-like" traits. It does not follow that dogs come from foxes, and the article does not even try to make this claim. The genetics of the matter are quite clear: dogs come from wolves. They are so closely related that there can't even be any question of it.

    3. Re:What about foxes by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      You are the first person I have seen who has suggested that that experiment/development means that dogs are descended from foxes. The explanation I have seen is that the experiment shows how the process that turned wolves into dogs worked by doing something similar to foxes. Of course the fact that dogs can readily interbreed with wolves and no one has been able to demonstrate a dog/fox hybrid seems to pretty much eliminate the theory which you have proposed.

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    4. Re:What about foxes by dywolf · · Score: 1

      no, that is an experiment to show how domestication and selection for domesticated traits changes an animal.
      it has nothing to do with the idea that dogs came from foxes.
      which they didnt.

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    5. Re:What about foxes by dywolf · · Score: 1

      (damnit we need an edit function!)
      addendum:
      the foxes are simply easier to handle and breed quicker than wolves.

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    6. Re:What about foxes by BlueTak · · Score: 1

      thanks for all the explanations.

  47. Re:I love my FIRST POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I taught the same to my wife, but she ain't australian or german...

  48. Dogs are incredible by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    I am often amazed at how well they read my expressions, moods, commands. I swear they think they are running the household... maybe they are: they stay home all day and eat and play, while I go to work and go out to buy them food.

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  49. Re:Too bad, only a few humans have evolved too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I also don't understand that whole "eating the bodies of the dead". Aren't all meat eaters essentially eating the bodies of the dead? Unless you like your steak REALLY rare, of course. But then again I suspect the cow wouldn't appreciate you trying to bite a chunk of fillet out, you would probably get hoofed in the teeth...

  50. A SF take on dogs taking over after man leaves by InterGuru · · Score: 2

    City by Clifford Simak ( reviews here) tells an opposite tale. Here are the opening lines.

    ‘These are the stories that the Dogs tell when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north. Then each family circle gathers at the hearthstone and the pups sit silently and listen and when the story’s done they ask many questions:

    “What is Man?” they’ll ask.

    Or perhaps: “What is a city?”

    Or: “What is a war?” ‘ (Page 1.)

    The book was first published in 1952, and has won some awards. I read it as a kid, and still remember the impact it had on me.

    1. Re:A SF take on dogs taking over after man leaves by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      >> “What is a war?”

      From the back of the room, Gramps clears his throat and begins one of his stories again...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Belgian_Shepherd_Malinois_on_top_of_tank.jpg

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    2. Re:A SF take on dogs taking over after man leaves by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I remember one book about a plague that all but wipes out mankind. One guy traveling across the country sees sheepdogs still herding sheep even though the shepherds are dead and gone. That left a vivid image in my mind.

    3. Re:A SF take on dogs taking over after man leaves by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      One of the most creative SF novels ever. If you are a fan of the genre it's a great read.

    4. Re:A SF take on dogs taking over after man leaves by ShoulderOfOrion · · Score: 1

      I suspect that if Man does colonize other planets at some point in the future, dogs, cats, chickens and cows at least will probably be coming along as well. You don't need to be the one building the spaceship to be a space-faring species.

  51. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Twinbee · · Score: 2

    Even if you're right (and remember we have a lot more control over what species go extinct or not), it's still very arguable that we can make 'good' and 'bad' choices, even if it's tricky to decide which. 'Good' would be ridding the world of the mosquito. 'Neutral' would be some other insect, and worse would be a type of animal which has many close and similar cousin species. "Bad" would be, well, I guess cats/dogs, or rare and beautiful species, or ecologically useful species which have no comparison elsewhere.

    And yes, we are more special, at least in the sense that we dominate the planet, but also because we have profound intellect, creativity, and musical/art appreciation (and no, I don't believe in creationism or anything).

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  52. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm assuming you are all for murder and abortion then too. And news for the upper posts, you say species don't have a 'desire' and now it's said we humans are just another species? Huh, pretty sure I have desires!

  53. Re:Too bad, only a few humans have evolved too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.

  54. Re:Too bad, only a few humans have evolved too. by rmdingler · · Score: 1

    Well done. Bravo.

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  55. Domestication by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

    Humans domesticated dogs.

    Cats domesticated humans.

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  56. This is Bullshit! by Thrill+Science · · Score: 0

    My cat, who is reading /. over my shoulder, says this is Bullshit, and it was the Cat that tamed humans, not dogs.

  57. Neanderthals Domesticated Dogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You Sapiens just reaped the benefits. You're welcome.

    P.S. We also invented musical instruments.

  58. Re:Too bad, only a few humans have evolved too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, because dogs bring such great discussion topics to the table. I hope that is not where your intellectual development stalled. Also, either you never got laid, or...

  59. The chicken is NOT the most successful. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are way more starlings in the world than chickens.

    And then there is the common pigeon. One of the fastest fliers.

    1. Re:The chicken is NOT the most successful. by niado · · Score: 1

      There are way more starlings in the world than chickens.

      And then there is the common pigeon. One of the fastest fliers.

      World population of the Common Starling is estimated to be around 310 million.

      Pigeons (rock doves) are estimated to number around 260 Million.

      There are an estimated twenty-four billion chickens on the planet.

  60. How surreal... by Type44Q · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally when times were tough, dogs could have served as an emergency food supply and once humans realized the usefulness of keeping dogs as emergency food, it was not a huge jump to realize plants could be used in a similar way.'

    Consider the venus flytrap: an excellent "guard plant" for defending your lair at night... and when you're thirsty, simply throw it in the juicer." (Maybe they'll even determine that once primitive man discovered how useful oxygen could be for fire, it wasn't a huge jump to realize that it could be inhaled as well...)

  61. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no 'unnatural selection'.

    sure there is. we have different types with different names.
    "war", "famine", "murder".

  62. Re:Stop TOEing the evolutionist party line komrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The human mind is no less subject to the laws of physics than that meteor. Free will exists only as an illusion in the human mind.

    With such sloppy thinking you're prolly  also a feckin-A  cartesian dualist.

  63. The cat was first. (my opinion) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The African Wildcat is a small cat, very similar to the domestic cat.

    It is easily trained as a kitten, that gets used to people. It also likes to be warm. As it grows it naturally develops as a predator - attacking mice. Seeing the use of that, they are allowed to remain.

    Kittens can be tamed in a couple of hours, and once they have a common scent with people, they count people as part of the clan.

    Once human females adopt a kitten (as child) they become useful as training aids for children (it becomes training for being a mother).

    Male children being trained for hunting would then get jealous wanting their own "child". So they find a wolf puppy ("Mine is bigger than yours" always seems to work). And they would play at training it. Of course wolves being wolves, they tend to leave. Those that do happen to stay nearby (perhaps injured?) may have puppies locally. Some would stay, but most would leave. Those that stay have more puppies...

    End result - domesticated dogs, but due to cats being first.

  64. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by gtall · · Score: 2

    Mosquitoes have their role in the food chain. Killing off an entire species isn't a particularly good idea since we understand so little about what linkages are necessary.

  65. Re:I love my FIRST POST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must be French (poodle)

  66. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    What, you saying we aren't natural? How is it that we exist then?

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  67. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by cyborg_zx · · Score: 1

    "I'm assuming you are all for murder and abortion then too."

    Can't speak for the poster but I'm assuming you're for non-sequitur.

    "And news for the upper posts, you say species don't have a 'desire' and now it's said we humans are just another species? Huh, pretty sure I have desires!"

    Are you a species? (Hint: no).

  68. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by bregmata · · Score: 2

    > If it hates it so much why did it evolve us to do it?

    Because it was not very intelligently designed.

  69. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    ...we have profound intellect, creativity, and musical/art appreciation...

    What makes that so special? Dominating the planet doesn't mean anything, and is not necessarily permanent.

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  70. Cows secret to survival is being tasty. by trout007 · · Score: 1

    If they didn't taste so damn good there wouldn't be that many of them.

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    1. Re:Cows secret to survival is being tasty. by RobinH · · Score: 1

      It's the same with grains. Trees were clearly winning over grasses and grains on a lot of this planet before we came along and tipped the scales.

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  71. Fingers by Persnickity · · Score: 1

    I think wolves sought us out because our fingers can scratch in more places and for longer than a wolf can. Wolves domesticated us to be masseurs.

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  72. 14,000 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    14,000 years?

    That can only be a ruff estimate ...

  73. Kafka's "investigations of a dog" by fonske · · Score: 1

    Quote: “All knowledge, the totality of all questions and answers, is contained in the dog. If one could but realize this knowledge, if one could but bring it into the light of day, if we dogs would but own that we know infinitely more than we admit to ourselves!”
    A frequently used technique by Kafka is self-analysis from another perspective eg Gregor Samsa as a beetle, ape in "report to an academy" or indeed a dog.
    Kafka frequently alludes to the possibility that the search for truth is only meaningful in as much as it studies the totality of things.
    This is evoked by "a lot of voices" (upon K. entering the courtroom or K.'s description of the phone call from the castle).
    In "investigations of a dog" it is evoked by the "music" of 7 dogs.
    Baudelaire at least had the good instinct of calling out "Oh Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère" like the howling of a dog.

  74. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

    There is no 'unnatural selection'. If we killed off the one we didn't like then we were just one more evolutionary pressure just like meteor strike or sudden climate change would be.

    The proper term is "artificial selection" and it very much exists. Natural selection occurs from the results of natural pressures - typically animals gain some advantage in reproduction due to an outside influence (which may be human). In artificial selection two dogs are mated based on certain traits that their human breeders desire - e.g. large paws for swimming (spaniels) or a great sense of smell (bloodhounds). That's a very different kind of outside pressure, and quite distinct from natural selection. It also doesn't necessarily mean that any particular animal is killed or even prevented from mating. It's mainly a matter of who mates with whom.

  75. Same Species by nebular · · Score: 1

    What I've always found interesting is that despite all the differences between dogs and wolves, they are still the same species. Evolution in process. With dogs we will eventually see that split in species that Darwin first postulated.

    Well as long as we don't kill all the wolves first. Then it'll be a bit tougher to see.

  76. Re:Too bad, only a few humans have evolved too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without exception, everyone I have met that doesn't like dogs is generally considered unpleasant by people as well.

  77. That's because... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    The short version is that we often think of evolution as being the survival of the fittest, where the strong and the dominant survive and the soft and weak perish. But essentially, far from the survival of the leanest and meanest, the success of dogs comes down to survival of the friendliest.'

    That's because we don't actually read what Darwin wrote about man. To paraphrase him, he said, humans were inferior in most ways to the predatory animals in their environment. Humans, weren't the fastest, we weren't the strongest, we didn't have the longest fangs or claws. In every way, we were inferior in some major aspect to the other predators. He goes on to say, however, that what made humans survive and dominate is their innate ability to cooperate. Above all the other animal species, the ability for humans to cooperate with each other outweighs the deficits in our other competitive traits.

    For Darwin, what made humans the fittest at survival was our ability to cooperate with each other. It was others who took the survival of the fittest and twist it into what we talk about today with it. Cooperation is not unique among humans, it just reaches its highest expression.

  78. Re:On another front, "new research" corroboates by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    I know you're at -1:troll, but I'm curious where the research is too. Everything in the summary is conjecture.

  79. Silly greens, they don't understand Darwinism by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

    If we killed off the one we didn't like then we were just one more evolutionary pressure just like meteor strike or sudden climate change would be.

    That's right! And there's no pollution either! We're part of the environment, so what we do to it is natural!

    1. Re:Silly greens, they don't understand Darwinism by qbast · · Score: 2

      Another idiot who can't comprehend that natural can be harmful. Please weigh yourself with natural stones then jump into natural lake from very natural cliff.

    2. Re:Silly greens, they don't understand Darwinism by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      What is harmful to one species is beneficial to those who can exploit its absence. In fact, even if you were to follow your own advice (suspiciously similar to the radical green voluntary human extinction movement), your body would feed billions of microorganisms and add to the nutrient cycle of the lake. Therefore, there is no such thing as "harmful" in nature. I suggest you read up on your libertarian literature, you have clearly suffered from the mental rot of liberal influence.

  80. Beer not dogs by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

    Interesting read. Although, of course, the speculation about dogs being the catalyst of civilization is completely wrong. Everyone knows it was beer that did that.

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  81. cannabis by stenvar · · Score: 1

    Another organism that won by friendliness is cannabis: from a humble weed, it managed to turn itself into one of humanity's favorite and most cared for plants.

  82. Do the math by cnaumann · · Score: 0

    A gallon of gasoline contains about 31,000 food calories. I your car gets 31mpg, it takes 1000 calories to go a mile.
    This site (http://www.ehow.com/about_5369136_many-calories-biking-burn.html) claims that it takes about 42 calories to go a mile on a bike.
    This site (http://www.runnersworld.com/weight-loss/how-many-calories-are-you-really-burning-0?page=single) claims that a 150 pound person burns about 112 calories.

    CO2 output should be roughly proportional to calories burned.

    You might actually be able to make a plausible argument that a full bus produces less CO2 than the same number of people running.

    1. Re:Do the math by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Can you convert that to dog power?

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  83. Pop sci strawman by J'raxis · · Score: 1

    'The short version is that we often think of evolution as being the survival of the fittest, where the strong and the dominant survive and the soft and weak perish. But essentially, far from the survival of the leanest and meanest, the success of dogs comes down to survival of the friendliest.'

    Is constructing strawmen necessary in order to report this discovery to the general public? "Survival of the fittest" doesn't mean "where the strong and the dominant survive and the soft and weak perish" or "survival of the leanest and meanest." "Survival of the fittest" means "survival of the fittest"---whichever animal is most appropriately adapted to their local environment will survive. Sometimes this means strength or aggressiveness; sometimes it doesn't. ("Leanest" is particularly amusing: I doubt the leanest arctic seal would survive very long alongside the more well-insulated ones, for example.) In this case, "friendly" made these protodogs more fit to survive than aggressiveness in the presence of humans.

  84. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by jbengt · · Score: 1

    Not really, stop redefining the meaning of the word natural. In the context of natural selection it specifically means not selected by humans that are breeding animals.

  85. They need a more rounded education by Grayhand · · Score: 1

    Look at the timeline of domestication. Dogs were one of the first animals domesticated. Horses were only domesticated 5,000 to 6,000 years ago. The point is most of the wolf erradication attempts happened in response to attacks on other domesticated animals like protecting sheep and cattle. By that point dogs had been domesticated for thousands of years. Before hand weapons we competed directly with wolves for food. But once bows and advanced spear points showed up wolves would have avoided direct competition since they'd loose and dying foolishly is a poor survival trait. They found it better to wait for scraps and early humans probably got a thrill watching a former threat beg for scraps. Eventually groups of wolves found it easier to beg for scraps than hunt and thus found humans non threatening. People forget also that wolves/dogs were possibly the first domesticated animal for a second reason. Humans may have enjoyed having them around but when times got hard they were also seen as a food source.

  86. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by qbast · · Score: 1

    Nothing like good tsunami or earthquake to show uppity humans how little control they really have.

  87. See MIchael Pllan Botany of Desire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Botany of Desire (2001) (a book) Pollan approaches how plants and humans coevolved, using potatoes, apples, marijuana and tulips as examples. Now where's my copy of Oscar Kiss Maerth's book?

  88. This is scientific research? by nicoleb_x · · Score: 1

    This doesn't seem like research to me. The part were data is collected and analyzed seems to be missing so there really shouldn't be any conclusions. This seems more like a request for a grant to do research.

  89. Not really a new idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea that dogs "domesticated themselves" was originated by Biologist Ray Coppinger. He and his wife wrote a great book on the topic: Dogs: A New Understanding of Canine Origin, Behavior and Evolution. PBS produced a documentary about dog origins that features Coppinger showing examples of the kind of things that led him to this theory: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/dogs/about.html. The scene where Coppinger is walking around a huge garbage dump pointing out how the resident feral dog population is exploiting this rich food source is enough to convince anybody that wild dogs probably behaved the same way when presented with paleolithic garbage.

  90. It's pretty obvious by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    This is the secret to the genius of dogs: It's when dogs join forces with us that they become special.,

    Humans and dogs have a mutualistic, symbiotic relationship. Both benefit from it. The dog gets shelter, medical care and access to better quality food. The human gets companionship, security, and help hunting/herding and all the other things dogs can do.

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  91. Re:In Soviet Russia by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2

    You missed the perfect setup!

    In Soviet Russia, you don't domesticate dogs, dogs domesticate you!!

    It's even there in the summary!

    Millions of voices were crying out for the Lack of Smirnoff and the editors gave us one.

    I for one welcome our new canine overlords.

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  92. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

    You sound pretty confident in your belief. Only problem is that it is a belief, you have absolutely zero scientific proof. Please don't post your religious dogma here.

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  93. Re:On another front, "new research" corroboates by musterion · · Score: 1

    Don't you just love these stories? Ooops, I mean narratives. Ummm, oh, perhaps speculation. I really mean Science FIction.

  94. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

    or plague - the black death reduced european population by 50%! Changed society completely.

    Couldn't happen today though, no not when we have HIV, Avian Flu, or worse.... everyday bacteria that we've bred to be antiobiotic-resistent due to our own shortsighted foolishness!

    Evolution, gets its own way everytime.

  95. Re:Too bad, only a few humans have evolved too. by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

    Killing something healthy to eat it and eating a rotting carcass are two very different things. Think about it.

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  96. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see what Merriam-Webster has to say...

    natural: existing in or produced by nature : not artificial
    artificial: humanly contrived often on a natural model : man-made

    Son, you lose. Accept it like a man.

  97. I like dogs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some dogs are so nice. They are so friendly ! It's like they smile !

  98. Remarkable Species by MugenEJ8 · · Score: 1

    Considering all the characteristic differences (Mastiff v. Chihuahua) are accounted for in 1% of the genetic makeup, dogs are incredible animals...

  99. Chickens also have an interesting survival trait.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They managed to domesticate us into spreading them all over the world by tasting good.

  100. My cat understands pointing gestures.. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My cat understands my pointing at things means she should check it out, as well as voice commands and stuff.. .. It's not so special as to mean dogs are somehow above and beyond, this article strikes me as a googly eyed dog owner drooling over his dog and not much else

    1. Re:My cat understands pointing gestures.. So what? by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      I have two dogs and two cats. I like cats, and they do seem to have a degree of cognizance as to what the humans are doing... but there is absolutely no comparison to their degree of "connectedness" they have with my family compared to the dogs.

      The dogs are far more in tune with the humans than the cats. Certainly the cats react to us, no doubt about it - anyone that refutes that doesn't own cats. But the dogs far outstrip them when it comes to recognizing and even empathizing with human mannerisms.

      The fact that my dogs are both fairly large, and are terrified of the cats, notwithstanding. In that case the dos seem to be very strongly trying to pack bond with the cats, but the cats are having none of that shit.

      Plus the degree of benefit that dogs and humans derive from each other is fairly balanced - in the case of cats they seem to benefit from the relationship far more than humans, cats eating mice notwithstanding.

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  101. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

    I think you are looking at this from too much of a misanthropic angle and that's causing you to oversimplify evolution. Evolution is not just 'shit happens, live with it'. Evolution are the changes that result from selective pressures. Humans are certainly one of those pressures, but for practical purposes when there are active steps taken to influence evolution, then what is occuring is certainly evolution-like, but probably should get its own term.

    I mean, we could call every single speck of matter floating around our sun a planet, but it makes it very hard to discuss things without always identifying exceptions, so we define the exceptions up front to aid in our understanding. That's why we differentiate asteroids and planets (and now dwarf planets)

    So for practical purposes, humans must be included when you consider evolutionary factors, but I think you need to carve out an exception for when those factors are consciously introduced. It's still evolution, but probably should be subtyped.

    Your definition of evolution sounds a bit too much like the comic book approach to creating Doomsday for Superman.

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  102. No shock by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    My only issue is characterising this as them seeking us out.

    More like they started living closer to us because we had lots of food around, enough to keep them well enough fed that they were not such a menace that we drove them all off. Frankly, this theory is very much like the conclusions I came to watching a documentary on the experiments with domesticating foxes.

    There is clear generic variation that affects their agressiveness towards us. So mixing with us, more closely is going to put some selective pressure on those genes for the the ones that live near us. No shock, just that being friendly to humans turns out to be a distinct evolutionary advantage. Worked for cats too.

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  103. Re:On another front, "new research" corroboates by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    I know you're at -1:troll, but I'm curious where the research is too. Everything in the summary is conjecture.

    If you read the article, you will find there is no research described there either. So the headline announcing "New Research" appears to be misleading. It really should say "New Hypothesis".

  104. Re:Stop TOEing the evolutionist party line komrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit - so if a predatory species other than humans decimate the population of - or merely by hunting, influence the evolution of - a sedentary species, is that natural or unnatural selection?

    We are merely another species.

  105. Vital to our success.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's quite clear that dogs have been vital to the success of mankind as dogs served other useful purposes beyond hunting. Their keen hearing and sense of smell provided security. Able to warn us of potential unseen dangers such as lurking predators and outside agressors, especially during nighttime when man is at his weakest. They also aided in the defense and management of crucial livestock. As humans, we owe our canine companions far more credit than we give.

  106. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

    I'm not clear on this one. Why would humans killing off wolves based on certain traits be fundamentally any different than, say, lions killing off gazelle based on certain traits?

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  107. Mutations by noldrin · · Score: 1

    The summary says that mutations happened after they were hanging on, but generally we see wild animals develop those types of mutations after being domesticated or farmed, when the gene pool starts to become more shallow. There is no reason for the dogs to start to differ from the wolf population, till they are fully separated. When you take a look at the challenges encountered by fox fur farmers, you start to see how dogs started to change away from wolves. Although the whole topic if dogs have actually yet speciated from wolves is also of note.

  108. Simply put.. by RLU486983 · · Score: 1

    dogs are cool!

  109. Instead of "Dances with Wolves..." by StCredZero · · Score: 1

    It's "Exploited by Wolves."

  110. Re:Too bad, only a few humans have evolved too. by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

    Geez, where the heck are YOU from?

    I've lived with dogs all my life, in varying "degrees" of suburban areas: more urban, to more white-picket-fence. And I've yet to hear of dogs chasing people unless they were strangers disobeying the property line.

    As for poop, it's up to the owners to pick it up. Most of the owners I know pick up droppings when in public but let it lie / stay on their lawn. Sure, there are some that will just leave the mistake on the park grass... but that's the human's fault.

    My dog likes people and sits on their feet wanting to be petted. Sure, he barks when someone comes into the house but that's kind of their job. He won't bark at people when they're across the street (or even on the street) or on our neighbors property... but he will bark if someone he doesn't know steps onto OUR property.

    So unless you're in a place with lots of wild / homeless dogs (I've heard India has a lot) then I think you're exaggerating.

  111. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Artificial select is the same as natural selection, just viewed from the perspective that anything man-made is, by definition, not natural. Since we are just another animal in reality, anything we do, for whatever reason we do it, is still natural selection.

  112. Ummm by koan · · Score: 1

    "This is the secret to the genius of dogs: It's when dogs join forces with us that they become special"

    I get what they are trying to say there but honestly dogs are special either way, and have always been so.

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  113. Re:So many fails... by cyborg_zx · · Score: 1

    I think he's saying that it was only unnatural in the past...?

  114. Its more likely the omega ... by perpenso · · Score: 2

    Wolves are social and very heirarchical. It doesn't seem a very far stretch for a beta wolf to replace one alpha for another. In this regard, Wolves already seemed suited to be domesticated. No "extra adaptations" were required.

    IIRC (and possibly specific to North America) the beta also has a strong dominating personality, typically the mate of the alpha. It is common for the alpha to only put pack members of the same sex through the daily submission ritual, while the beta puts the remaining members (those of the same sex as the beta) through the daily ritual. The later's submission is implied through the beta's submission to the alpha. If any wolf is socializing and being submissive towards humans it is probably the omega, the lowest ranking pack members.

    Like humans there is a wide range of personalities among wolves. Some intrinsically dominate, some intrinsically submissive. The later would make better partners for humans. The former, even if raised amongst humans as a pup, would most likely end up in the stew pot as it grew older and tried to assert dominance of human members of its "pack".

    1. Re:Its more likely the omega ... by thereitis · · Score: 1

      The former, even if raised amongst humans as a pup, would most likely end up in the stew pot as it grew older and tried to assert dominance of human members of its "pack".

      I personally know someone who raised a wolf pup. It did no such thing. Consider that the ancients probably had a higher tolerance for violence than we do, too, even if something did go wrong the odd time.

    2. Re:Its more likely the omega ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Like humans there is a wide range of personalities among wolves. Some intrinsically dominate, some intrinsically submissive. The later would make better partners for humans. The former, even if raised amongst humans as a pup, would most likely end up in the stew pot as it grew older and tried to assert dominance of human members of its "pack".

      I personally know someone who raised a wolf pup. It did no such thing. Consider that the ancients probably had a higher tolerance for violence than we do, too, even if something did go wrong the odd time.

      As I said wolf personalities vary. To be clear a submissive personality does not mean an animal prone to being shy, easily frightened, cowering etc. They will interact with people, play, protect, hunt, etc in what is considered a "normal" manner. They just don't feel the need to be the alpha and don't challenge and test their human "masters" the way a more dominant eventually would. I have some personal experience in this area too, plus some academic reading in this area. Wildlife biologists specializing in wolves warn against raising a wolf due to this sort of problem.

      Regarding primitive people, while possibly more tolerant of violence they are also probably more likely to use violence. I think this could balance things out to some degree. Even *if* no action was taken at the moment of "something going wrong", when food becomes short and given two animals that both hunt and both guard, but one is more troublesome than the other. Which is more likely to go into the pot?

  115. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Richy_T · · Score: 2

    With Mosquitoes, I'd take my chances.

  116. The summary missed it... by EvilSS · · Score: 1

    From what I've read the main "new" idea from this paper was that dogs became successful and began to thrive when they were isolated from areas with wolf populations, and thus not allowed to interbreed with wolves. IIRC this happened (according to the paper) when populations moved with humans south of the Yangtze River, isolating them from wolf populations they originated from. These dogs were, therefore (again according to TFA) the origin for the species we have today.

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    1. Re:The summary missed it... by tbird81 · · Score: 1

      Why couldn't you have written the summary! What you said sounds interesting, and is something that most nerds did not know already.

      The tragedy of Slashdot is that the idiots chose the stories, and write and edit the summaries.

  117. Wrt to wolves it is nature not nurture by perpenso · · Score: 1

    That's what I was thinking when I was reading this - by selectively killing the more aggressive wolves, they effectively domesticated dogs, not by nurture, but by "selective breeding" in a primitive sense.

    Personally I would take things a little farther, "more aggressive" seems an understatement to me. Domestication would seem to require the rare wolves born with a somewhat inherently submissive personality.

    People who have been silly enough to raise wolves eventually learn that nature dominates, not nurture. A wolf pup fits into a human family incredibly well because a pack is essentially an extended family. The humans (and dogs and cats and other predatory species around the house) are just part of its "pack". However if that wolf pup has a dominant personality to any degree then as the wolf matures it will attempt to assert dominance over adult human members of its pack. To a wolf there are **never** peers, another pack member is either higher ranking or lower ranking and if there is ever any ambiguity over the matter it will be resolved through threats of force or actual force. A wolf raised as a dog will still be a wolf and act accordingly. Its not impossible for a dominant personality wolf to live with humans, but all the adult humans need to actively assert dominance over the wolf on a near daily basis. I think it more likely such wolves went into the stew pot in those early days of domestication and the inherently submissive ones lived to breed.

  118. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

    I thought my little phrase summed things up quite succinctly.

    As for human interference, in evolutionary terms, we're just another influence on the environment. We're nothing special in terms of the "big picture", no special terms needed for the influence on the environment, if you do, you'll want special terms for solar activity too - its had a pretty major impact on the world, probably bigger than what we've done.

  119. Slashdot pack mentality proves theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dogs domesticated humans. That's where the human pack mentality comes from.
    Cat people, on the other hand, are, in general, either more egalitarian and/or more
    libertarian.

  120. A wolf **never** acts like a dog by perpenso · · Score: 1

    A tame wolf is valuable as soon as it grows up ...

    No, that is when the trouble begins. "Tame" is a misnomer. "Socialized to humans" != "tame". A wolf **never** acts like a dog. Typically as it grows up it will want to determine its rank in the pack. That is when it makes threats to pack members it perceives as possibly being "lower ranking" in the pack hierarchy. There is no intention to harm its fellow pack members, just make the other member display submissiveness.

    Any wolf expects to be in a pack - and will help its pack to survive.

    True, but the important distinction between wolves and dogs is that except for rare wolves with inherently submissive personalities, the wolf will also want to lead the pack.

    1. Re:A wolf **never** acts like a dog by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      True, but the important distinction between wolves and dogs is that except for rare wolves with inherently submissive personalities, the wolf will also want to lead the pack.

      What do you think you'd get if you spent generations of killing off the less submissive captured wolves while keeping the more submissive ones, and breeding them with each other? Dogs, perhaps?

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    2. Re:A wolf **never** acts like a dog by perpenso · · Score: 1

      True, but the important distinction between wolves and dogs is that except for rare wolves with inherently submissive personalities, the wolf will also want to lead the pack.

      What do you think you'd get if you spent generations of killing off the less submissive captured wolves while keeping the more submissive ones, and breeding them with each other? Dogs, perhaps?

      I am referring to one specific animal, an animal not the product of many generations of selective breeding guided by humans. If a particular animal was born as a wolf with some degree of a dominant personality then that will determine its adult behavior. Nature will dominate nurture in this case.

      Dogs are not simply the wolves with submissive personalities, dogs developed new traits not found in wolves. Whether these new traits are the inevitable result of domestication or a fortuitous event is not clear.

    3. Re:A wolf **never** acts like a dog by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Well, certainly. After all, people don't look much like Australopithecus, yet here we are. But that still doesn't negate the value of a "tame" wolf. Sure, the term is incorrect, as you stated, but even a wolf pup will have value, alerting to intruders, and being more than eager to hunt. Also, they might be more inclined to stay with their blended pack if there are potential mates present. Sure, you'd have to be brutal with them, to make sure humans maintain the alpha position, and probably culling the overly-dominant (read: normal) wolves.

      Also, if you read about the silver fox domestication program, 30 generations of selecting for friendliness towards humans (little more than one human lifetime in prehistoric times) led to physical alterations in the species. Apparently, some of these changes happen rather quickly.

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    4. Re:A wolf **never** acts like a dog by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Sure, you'd have to be brutal with them, to make sure humans maintain the alpha position ...

      !! NO !! Establishing and maintaining dominance does **not** require brutality. What you suggest would most likely be quite counterproductive and lead to a more erratic animal.

      Also maintaining dominance is not a group thing. Each and every adult human member of the pack must establish and maintain dominance individually. Failure to do so means that individual can not control the wolf and is limited in the ways he may interact since various normal behaviors could be interpreted as a "challenge" and cause the wolf to feel the need to put this person through the submission ritual to remind them that they are lower ranking.

      Wolves lack the dog's nature to look to humans for guidance. A trait that makes it comparatively easy for all human members of a dog's pack to control it, possibly even visiting strangers to control it. Again this dog trait is not simply part of submissive behavior, it may not even be an inevitable result of breeding submissive personalities. A submissive wolf may not exhibit dominant behavior, but it may also ignore human signals. The dog's attention to such signals may very well be something separate, possibly a fortuitous accident. I may be mistaken but I've not heard the experimental foxes developed such a behavioral trait.

    5. Re:A wolf **never** acts like a dog by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      You assume that all wolves will submit to dominance. Where do lone wolves come from? Also, even with dogs, within my lifetime it was an accepted opinion that if a sheep dog attacked a sheep that it would have to be put down. Realistically, it is no longer safe to use for work. Some further reading here and here. Some of the responses, up to and including euthanasia, sound rather brutal to me, and that's with domesticated dogs. That's what I was referring to: not the choice between beating the animal or just whacking it on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper, but killing it or exerting a dominance response typical to a wolf pack (which would be rather brutal to many modern humans).

      Perhaps submissiveness isn't the proper term. Like in the silver fox article, perhaps more friendliness to humans and willingness to cooperate. The difference between, "This pup turned out well, we want more like him," and "This pup didn't turn out very well. We'll let it live, but we don't want any litters from him."

      As to dogs responding well to humans, there are too many species of animal with that response for me to believe it's a fortuitous accident, as least not so much that it can't be replicated with many creatures with a social structure conducive to having a leader. Horses, cows, dogs, chickens, elephants and more have all exhibited this trait (and all have complex social structures). After a certain point, calling it an accident is a bit of a reach.

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  121. Re:Too bad, only a few humans have evolved too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can anyone call this insightful? Moronic. Because, dogs are PACK animals. If you're part of the pack, you're going to be challenged, be it with a sniff, a bark, a growl, or a bite. Your dog is nice to you and your family because your are part of his pack, and you have long ago established your authority as the alpha/top dog. Now, what about the mail-man, the cable guy, the meter reader, the JWs, and others who need to stop by. Are you just as much an anti-social a$$hole to them as you are on Slashdot?

  122. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2

    'Good' would be ridding the world of the mosquito.

    No, that would be a terrible idea. A huge number of other species would go extinct because you just chilidishly took away their food supply so you wouldn't have to use deet.

    You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

  123. stupid? by slew · · Score: 2

    Replace dog, with a cellphone and you could make a similar case...

    Mostly, it was the cellphones that approched humans. Early cellphones that were clunky and not user friendly would likely be discarded by humans, those that were bold and user friendly were likely to be tolerated. In a few generations, those cellphones that were user friendly became distinctive from their clunky counterparts with touch glass, accelerometers, and retina screens. As cell phone owners, we take for granted that our cellphones can understand our gestures and requests, but that's something that even our closest relatives — chimpanzees and bonobos — can't read our gestures as readily as cellphones can. With this new ability, these cellphones were worth owning. People who had cellphones during a trip would likely have had an advantage over those who didn't. Finally when times were tough, cellphones could have served as an emergency money supply (you can fence them) and once humans realized the usefulness of keeping cellphones as emergency money, it was not a huge jump to realize tablets could be used in a similar way. This is the secret to the genius of cellphones: It's when cellphones join forces with us that they become special. Cellphones may even have been the catalyst for our modern civilization.

    Therefore: Cellphones sought out humans and domesticated us? Stupid.... or is it stupid? ;^)

  124. Not new: 2010 NOVA Dogs Decoded by _Shorty-dammit · · Score: 1

    This is not new research. Pretty sure this was all covered in a 2010 episode of NOVA called Dogs Decoded.

  125. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not clear on this one. Why would humans killing off wolves based on certain traits be fundamentally any different than, say, lions killing off gazelle based on certain traits?

    Because the bible tells us that we're different from animals? Because the universe was created in 6 days for man to exploit without repercussion?

  126. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What makes that so special? Dominating the planet doesn't mean anything, and is not necessarily permanent.

    Well, at this point in the game, no other species on earth is likely to end that permanence. Maybe a virus or bacteria, but even those are only likely to set us back, not eliminate our top spot.

  127. Re:Too bad, only a few humans have evolved too. by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

    Different dogs are ...well...different.

    My last one was half lab and half German Shepherd. So in addition to being on the large side (80 pounds), she was naturally very hyper. She also, for whatever reason, had a very dominant peronsality, so you really had to keep on top of her or she'd try to take over the family. Choke chains and the occasional "physical correction" were an absoulte nessecity. However, she was eminently trainable.

    My current dog is half Great Pyraneese and the other half probably some kind of hound. She is naturally very passive. Simlply starting to get upset with her is more than enough "correction". Escalating to any kind of physical contact does nothing further but make her pee herself. IOW: just plain cruelty. Despite years of constant effort, she just cannot be fully house-trained. I looked up the breed, and Great Pyranese are known for that little problem. If picking up dog poo IN THE HOUSE is a no-go for you, then do not get this breed. That's all there is to it.

    The fact is that dogs are all different, and may very well have undesirable behaviors that they cannot be trained out of. That includes inappropriate barking, chewing, defication, dominace attempts, and other such canine activities.

    Dogs are not inifinately maleable robots. So while their behavior may be their owner's responsibility you cannot say with certianty that you know the cause. You might be right that the owner is a nitwit. However, it also may just be that the animal is that way, and the owner is doing the best they can, short of euthinizing the animal and trying again with a new one.

  128. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or plague - the black death reduced european population by 50%! Changed society completely.

    Couldn't happen today though, no not when we have HIV, Avian Flu, or worse.... everyday bacteria that we've bred to be antiobiotic-resistent due to our own shortsighted foolishness!

    Evolution, gets its own way everytime.

    But, by your own examples, humanity has remained undefeated. Yes, 50% of a local population died, but those that are left are stronger. And that's not even mentioning the hordes of humans that were in areas not affected by the plague. Same with tsunamis, earthquakes, and yes, even bacteria. I'm not saying humans can't be taken down a notch by some earth-based event, but with 7 billion of us, we've so thoroughly dominated everything that short of an extra-terrestrial event, we're not very likely to be unseated.

  129. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. 'Fitness' in the evolutionary sense is the successfulness of the organism at passing on its genetics to offspring. 'Friendliness' is a trait that could make something more or less 'fit'. Someone strong and dominant could be impotent - in which case their fitness is 0.

  130. Re:So many fails... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Complete and utter bullshit. There is quite a bit of evidence that suggests our brains would not have grown to the size they are if our ancestors did not eat meat. Proteins from grains are not enough to gave supported our brains development.

  131. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by cusco · · Score: 1

    The Great Dying, after the arrival of the European barbarians in the Americas, killed 70-90 percent of everyone between Point Barrow and Tierra del Fuego. They just recently found that there were high civilizations in the deep Amazon, a place which modern thought had declared could only be inhabited by hunter/gatherers. We'll probably never have a good understanding of everything that was lost.

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  132. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes but your desires have little to no say in how we as a species evolve. Get it. It is definitely not about you.

  133. Re:So many fails... by cusco · · Score: 1

    Holy fracking crap, I didn't know anyone even believed this any more. Too stupid to figure out how to create an account, so I guess I shouldn't be too shocked.

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  134. Re:Stop anthropomorphizing evolition. It hates tha by Twinbee · · Score: 1
    Perhaps before being so arrogant, you might try some research too?

    http://www.nature.com/news/2010/100721/full/466432a.html

    I'll quote some of the page for you:

    Yet in many cases, scientists acknowledge that the ecological scar left by a missing mosquito would heal quickly as the niche was filled by other organisms. Life would continue as before — or even better. When it comes to the major disease vectors, "it's difficult to see what the downside would be to removal, except for collateral damage", says insect ecologist Steven Juliano, of Illinois State University in Normal. A world without mosquitoes would be "more secure for us", says medical entomologist Carlos Brisola Marcondes from the Federal University of Santa Catarina in Brazil. "The elimination of Anopheles would be very significant for mankind."

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  135. Mechanism by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Litter of orphaned wolf puppies found
    Puppies grow to maturity, friendly ones are kept and allowed to mate, unfriendly ones are a source of food.
    Repeat as required
    There's the selective pressure.

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  136. Eric Frank Russell by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Into Your Tent I'll Creep (1957)

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  137. Darwin spins faster than a neutron star by Marble_X · · Score: 1

    If Darwin would really turn in his grave every time he was misquoted he would be spinning faster than a neutron star. Granted his quote is a little ill put, but what he meant is "Survival of the One Most Fitting to their local environment" NOT the one with the best health! Every time Darwin is misquoted like this it pisses me off, but when knowledgeable and intelligent people do it, it pisses me off enough for me to respond fiercely. Why? because every time this happens we continue the misconception.[/rant] The author cleverly avoided blame by portraying this as the general opinion. But just by saying this Hugh Pickens still does keep the misunderstanding alive. Hence rant. Sorry to bother you.

  138. ...dogs domesticated us? by Modern+Primate · · Score: 1

    So according to this, dogs are responsible for the birth of civilization and they were the ones who domesticated us. By extension, doesn't that mean that civilization began in Soviet Russia?

  139. the print size needs to be a little smaller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then i wouldn't bother trying to read this article

  140. "Every DOG has his day but the Nights Are Mine" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Dogs are certainly better than people like you, apk." - by Anonymous Coward on Thursday March 14, @04:58PM (#43176009)

    See my subject-line above - However, continuing on my subject?

    "Every DOG has his day but the Nights Are Mine" - Certainly not yours, troll!

    Thus - Since every dog has his day, as the saying goes. per subject-line above - there's just no time of day room, for trolls... like you!

    * :)

    APK

    P.S.=> Face it - you WISH you were me!

    ... apk