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Gov't Report: Laser Pointers Produce Too Much Energy, Pose Risk For the Careless

coondoggie writes "Commercial grade green and red laser pointers emit energy far beyond what is safe, posing skin, eye and fire hazards. That was the conclusion of a National Institute of Standards and Technology study on the properties of handheld lasers. The study tested 122 of the devices and found that nearly 90% of green pointers and about 44% of red pointers tested were out of federal safety regulation compliance."

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  1. How else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    are we supposed to fight the sharks?

    1. Re:How else... by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Funny

      are we supposed to fight the sharks?

      Just claim to be a member of the NRA and any attempt by the gummint to lower power is infringing your 2nd amendment rights.

      It's the NLA, the National LASER Association, and we do have a serious lobbying effort underway.

      If the founding fathers had had lasers, then they'd have done fine without France's support.

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    2. Re:How else... by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just claim to be a member of the NRA and any attempt by the gummint to lower power is infringing your 2nd amendment rights.

      Not so much that...as that it seems the govt. figures we are all fucking idiots that can't be trusted with our own judgment to use anything more dangerous than a butter knife, or maybe those rounded edge scissors we all got in first grade.

      I sure miss lawn darts and clackers and....

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    3. Re:How else... by nugatory78 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      it seems the govt. figures we are all fucking idiots that can't be trusted with our own judgment to use anything more dangerous than a butter knife, or maybe those rounded edge scissors we all got in first grade

      I think thats pretty accurate for how a very large number of people in the country should be treated. I definitely don't want a lot of people I know with a commercial laser, as I do like my eyesight. I have a 500 lumen flashlight (its really really bright in a tightly focused beam) and the number of people I told "don't point it at your face because its incredibly bright", that did exactly that is astounding. When I asked why? their response was its only a flashlight... I've seen several people do that with lasers too. Not to mention that is the governments targeted mentality with their current form of "education".

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    4. Re:How else... by AaronLS · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "figures we are all fucking idiots" more like "KNOWS MOST of us are fucking idiots". Some~most people have poor judgement, and no one really cares about saving them from themselves, but instead keeping by-standards from being victims of their poor judgement. It's why we can't have nice things. Shouldn't everyone get to have nuclear weapons?

    5. Re:How else... by anagama · · Score: 2

      ... by-standards ...

      I'm not standard. I'm a special unique snowflake no matter where I stand!

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    6. Re:How else... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      are we supposed to fight the sharks?

      Just claim to be a member of the NRA and any attempt by the gummint to lower power is infringing your 2nd amendment rights.

      It's the NLA, the National LASER Association, and we do have a serious lobbying effort underway.

      If the founding fathers had had lasers, then they'd have done fine without France's support.

      We of the NRGA (National Rail Gun Association) salute you.

      I'll see your 30 round clip and raise you 10 pounds of 10 penny finishing nails.

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    7. Re:How else... by Anomalyst · · Score: 2

      "KNOWS MOST of us are fucking idiots".

      After all, how else can they explain how they got elected.

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    8. Re:How else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I bought an overpowered green laser "pointer" because it seemed neat-o. I keep it in a safe with my firearms, primarily because I have young children. The laser has zero practical value, although it is fun to pop dark-colored balloons with.

      I have learned that anytime I show it to someone, if I let them handle it, they do something stupid with it. No matter how much I try to explain the importance of behaving responsibly, people don't get it.

    9. Re:How else... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah, in favor of tyranny - what a surprise. You'll be glad to know you're not alone - intellectuals have been speaking the same words as you, but calling it Coercive Paternalism instead so it sounds good.

      "In this book, Sarah Conly rejects the idea of autonomy as inviolable. Thus in many cases it would advance our goals more effectively if government were to prevent us from acting in accordance with our decisions. Her argument challenges widely held views of moral agency, democratic values and the public/private distinction, and will interest readers in ethics, political philosophy, political theory and philosophy of law."

      No more freedom because we might make choices that Sarah Conly disagrees with. What was that bit in George Orwell's seminal tract on tyranny, Animal Farm?

      "No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?"

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    10. Re:How else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pragmatic.

      For example, I'm generally in favor of gun rights because people usually view them as serious shit because the consequences are obvious and advertised constantly in popular media. That's why we don't sell them to crazy people: because they don't and can't understand what serious shit they are.

      When I was growing up, punks would hide in bushes and snipe at people with BB guns. Although they are much safer, in reality they pose more of a threat because people don't view them as serious shit.

      In reality, you just can't give everyone the benefit of the doubt because... well, many reasons, but for now let's just say that you'd need something like 10:1 police ratio to have even a chance of working with high probability, which of course would be funded by those taxes you guys hate so much. That's why we take a statistical heuristic and ban texting while driving (even though we're all special snowflakes with perfect multitasking as opposed to the idiots), and that's why I want high-energy laser pointers regulated. It's not to keep them away from hardened criminals (who would view them either as useless or as serious shit), but from punks who buy them for a few bucks (I know green lasers cost more than a few bucks, but that's partly due to regulation anyway).

      Now this is when you start wringing your hands about social darwinism or whatever, and how people need to suffer and be weeded out of the gene pool. I don't disagree in principle, but some bystanders would have to pay dearly for that lesson...

      Or: if any idiot can buy a Punch-o-Matic 3000 for $5, maybe we should be a bit preemptive with the whole "your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins" adage. It's not ``paternalistic tyranny."

    11. Re:How else... by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Darwin is trying.....

    12. Re:How else... by serbanp · · Score: 3, Informative

      it's actually quite useful for pointing out stars and dark sky features.

    13. Re:How else... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I bought an overpowered green laser "pointer" because it seemed neat-o. I keep it in a safe with my firearms, primarily because I have young children. The laser has zero practical value, although it is fun to pop dark-colored balloons with.

      I'm not a big fan of guns being easily available to all, but in my opinion guns have more practical/reasonable uses than high powered handheld lasers.

      Yes you can use those lasers to point at stuff in the sky. And get yourself in big trouble if an aircraft happens to be in the area. I say use a lighted extendable stick instead.

      With guns, you can't shoot continuously for minutes. With lasers you can. If you pick the right scenario (everyone looking at the same area) you can blind a lot of people.

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    14. Re:How else... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Can't you do that with a long lighted extendable stick? What other good use does it have?

      Even guns have a better benefit/usefulness to harm ratio.

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    15. Re:How else... by MasaMuneCyrus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm not a big fan of guns being easily available to all, but in my opinion guns have more practical/reasonable uses than high powered handheld lasers.

      Yes you can use those lasers to point at stuff in the sky. And get yourself in big trouble if an aircraft happens to be in the area. I say use a lighted extendable stick instead.

      With guns, you can't shoot continuously for minutes. With lasers you can. If you pick the right scenario (everyone looking at the same area) you can blind a lot of people.

      Couldn't a high powered laser be used as a defensive device? If someone tries to rob you, you could blind them, perhaps irreparably. Though a bit macabre, in many cases that might be a better option than simply killing them with a gun (let it be known, though, that if someone broke into my house and I had a laser and a gun... I'd grab the gun).

    16. Re:How else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They are not good for defense. Under many circumstances these devices cause permanent eye damage but not complete blindness. The stopping power thus is poor. So it is better at pissing him off than stopping him. He may then decide to kill you as slowly and painfully as he can.

      A gun works much much better for self defense. The attacker knows up front what the gun could do to him without you having to fire it first. And so the attacker may decide to walk away.

      Fire a warning shot with a laser pointer at some other target and the attacker may still decide to attack you (but take precautions to not expose his eyes to your weapon). Alternatively the attacker may still charge stupidly, get blinded but manage to grab and stab you. Then realize he is now blind and so proceed to cut you up slowly in retaliation. If you're strong and skillful enough to prevent that, you don't need the laser pointer.

    17. Re:How else... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      the number of people I told "don't point it at your face because its incredibly bright", that did exactly that is astounding.

      Same with laser pointers. The number of people I tell "don't point it at windows or mirrors" who then do exactly that the instant you give it to them is astounding.

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    18. Re:How else... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Not as well as with a laser, no. And they don't fit in your pocket.

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    19. Re:How else... by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I bought an overpowered green laser "pointer"

      I didn't.

      My experience with other people and normal-powered lasers means I wouldn't trust anybody else to have it within a mile of other people's eyes. Constantly having to tell people "no" and "because you're an idiot, that's why" isn't worth it.

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    20. Re:How else... by sp0tter · · Score: 1

      you're post reminded me of when I used to sell camping equipment. When it came time to show the customers our fine selection of headlamps for hiking/climbing, inevitably while examining it they would end up shining it directly into my eyes. It got the point where I just handed them the flashlight and closed my eyes til I heard it click twice.

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    21. Re:How else... by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      Couldn't a high powered laser be used as a defensive device? If someone tries to rob you, you could blind them, perhaps irreparably. Though a bit macabre, in many cases that might be a better option than simply killing them with a gun (let it be known, though, that if someone broke into my house and I had a laser and a gun... I'd grab the gun).

      This is a very bad idea. If they live, they can sue you. It's much better to shoot to kill. Then there is only one side of the story and he is no longer around to sue you later. I'm sure you have heard the tales of people losing their house or farm because a burglar got injured on their property while breaking in to rob them.

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    22. Re:How else... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      With guns, you can't shoot continuously for minutes.

      You can if you have good guns.

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    23. Re:How else... by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      I was at a campground and this teenager was waving his laser around the campfire. I asked him not to point it at people but after a few minutes he was back at it. All it takes is a fraction of a second if the laser is too powerful.

      I know... cool story bro'

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    24. Re:How else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they don't fit pockets when fully extended. Just collapse them first.

    25. Re:How else... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A) International arms treaties on maiming weapons prohibit this
      B) It's too slow to be any use for defense unless it has enough power that the reflections off walls will damage your eyes too.

  2. nice link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    You have to login to read the article. No thanks.

    1. Re:nice link by Synerg1y · · Score: 1, Funny

      -1 TFA!

  3. So then... by gman003 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The study tested 122 of the devices and found that nearly 90% of green pointers and about 44% of red pointers tested were out of federal safety regulation compliance."

    So blue lasers are safe then?

    1. Re:So then... by aurispector · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's why we can't have nice things. Idiots point lasers at aircraft blinding the pilots and the .gov bans them. Nobody has any common sense.

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    2. Re:So then... by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Something tells me you don't know the difference between a Code of Federal Regulations and a ban.

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    3. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      A regulation is a ban by another name.

    4. Re:So then... by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I saw this article earlier and it's a bit misleading. Buried much more deeply...

      The NIST tests were conducted on randomly selected commercial laser devices labeled as Class IIIa or 3R and sold as suitable for demonstration use in classrooms and other public spaces

      That whole "Class IIIa/3R" thing is a pretty big deal. Lasers of this class are pretty heavily regulated because of the danger they can potentially pose. The color of the laser is almost unimportant, except for the minor detail of how green lasers are generated by dividing infrared light in half, which makes them subject to a bit more regulation since infrared is not a visible emission; invisible emissions are more strictly regulated, since there's no blink reflex to save your eyes.

      I wonder what percentage of commercial laser pointers are Class IIIa/3R?

      For the record, I did some research on lasers, because we were going to incorporate one into one of our products...until we learned how heavily regulated they are, and went with a diode that pumps out like 50x as much wattage, but doesn't fall under regulations since the emissions aren't coherent. Throughout my research, I learned that no one - literally, no one - has ever reported being injured by a Class IIIa/3R laser. The danger posed by these emissions is more theoretical than practice.

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    5. Re:So then... by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Have governments have banned you from driving? Because the government regulates who can and cannot drive, in the form of a driver's license. They also regulate how fast you can travel on the road.

      Have governments banned you from drinking? Because government regulates who can and cannot buy alcohol.

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    6. Re:So then... by Synerg1y · · Score: 0

      Nobody's banning lasers you jackass, stop implying mis-information. Also .gov is a TLD.

    7. Re:So then... by X0563511 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not really.

      What this study finds is that most laser pointers outright violate safety regulations that already exist.

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    8. Re:So then... by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter, shooting a laser into somebody's eye should carry a minimum penalty of getting your ass beat.

      Also, everytime I think of laser pointers I now think of this: http://www.wickedlasers.com.hk/ . The lasers in TFA have nothing on this.

    9. Re:So then... by Charliemopps · · Score: 0, Troll

      Bullshit, this is one of those things where the genie is out of the bottle. I seriously doubt the "Safety hazard" this poses to aircraft as the FAA is reporting over 200 attacks per year now and not a single one has resulted in any sort of mishap. If they were really worried about it they could simply give the pilots polarized glasses to put on during take off and landing and they wouldn't even notice the friggen things.

    10. Re:So then... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Throughout my research, I learned that no one - literally, no one - has ever reported being injured by a Class IIIa/3R laser.

      The important part here is reported. Who is going to admit that they damaged their vision after staring into a laser for 4 hours?

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    11. Re:So then... by Razgorov+Prikazka · · Score: 2

      I think that the government can take care of idiots who shine laserpointers at them... without a ban...
      http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eb3_1361179577

      Pointing one at an apache gunship is one of the most stupid things to do. I mean, pointing at any aircraft is, but one that is built to kill is more than enough to get you on the shortlist for this years Darwin Awards...

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    12. Re:So then... by preaction · · Score: 2

      Have governments banned you from smoking week? Because government regulates who can and cannot smoke weed.

    13. Re:So then... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2

      My reaction was "So what is the brand of green laser that is putting out 65.5 mw instead of 5mw? And will ThinkGeek be buying up the remaining supply before the government confiscates it?

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    14. Re:So then... by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I had a colleague at work who tried to impress me with his tech ability and ability to buy toys. One such example was his laser pointer. He "overclocked" it and bragged about it and how bright it was now. It could burn things and all that. Generally, if it can burn paper, your blink reflex is not sufficient to prevent blindness. Also, there's some level at which a reflection (even a low powered one, like a partial reflection from glass) coulr cause blindness without prolonged use. I informed him that I did not wish to see his toy, and if he intended to bring it to work, to let me know the day before so I could remain home for my own safety. He was greatly pissed off about that. He wanted to show it off, but I'd rather not go blind from some prick who doesn't know what he's doing shining it at me, or a reflective surface near me.

    15. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government represents "we, the people." WE regulate who can and cannot smoke weed. And who can drive. And who can have sharks with friggin' lasers. The stoners in Colorado and Oregon got off their asses and voted for a change. You can too.

    16. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a powerful green laser and while it is fun, it is no toy. I wear eye protection and am extremely careful with it. I would never dream of taking it to work or out of a controlled environment. That being said, man is it fun.

    17. Re:So then... by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Any random person above the age of 16 can acquire a driver's license. There is no restriction, other than age.

      Any random person above the age of 21 can purchase alcohol. There is no restriction, other than age.

      Those statements are not true when it comes to controlled substances. The Controlled Substances Act effectively bans all Schedule I drugs for any purpose. Even people who would otherwise be allowed to manufacture, purchase, or consume Schedule I drugs (i.e. medical marijuana) are in violation of the federal law.

      Now, is the CSA a regulation? Yes. All bans are a regulation, but not all regulations are a ban. This concept is easy to understand in terms of "all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares". Why is it so difficult when it comes to government regulations?

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    18. Re:So then... by FrankSchwab · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And how, precisely, would "polarized glasses" stop laser light?

      Insightful, indeed.

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    19. Re:So then... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Washington, not Oregon.

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    20. Re:So then... by AdamStarks · · Score: 1

      The issue isn't that the lasers are directly hitting the pilots' eyes, but that because of the distance they're being used at they flare up the entire cockpit window, making it hard to see out of.

      This is a real problem, and the fix isn't as simple as tossing shades on the pilots.

    21. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All persons above 16 who aren't barred for a multitude of traffic regulations and who can demonstrate adequate skill on written and practical tests and acceptable vision.

    22. Re:So then... by dainichi · · Score: 1

      Polarized glasses? You're a moron. FILTER glasses!
      The polarized glasses would only work if they could guarantee the pilots would not tilt their heads AND if they could guarantee the polarization of the lasers *AND*--this is the most important bit-- if they could somehow guarantee the orientation of the laser.
      Back to remedial physics with you!

      If you want to protect the pilots, instead give them glasses that filter out INFRARED, Green and Red lasers. And it has to be a relatively sufficient wideband filter because the lasers vary due to MFG tolerances. Infrared also because http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_pointer#Infrared_hazards_of_DPSS_laser_pointers
      EXCEPT THEY CAN'T! Modern aircraft use LEDs for indicators and the colors would almost certainly be filtered out by the glasses.

      The only hope is LCD shutter glasses triggered by a detector of some form.

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    23. Re:So then... by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Despite my curiosity, I would share your trepidation on that one. I recently bought a £3 1mW red laser for my pet dog to chase, but due to the 'horror' stories of 50-100mW lasers masquerading as 1-5mW I wrote to laserpointerforums.com to ask if there was any way I could test to see it was really 1mW (or thereabouts). AFter all, I don't want to blind my dog.

      Anyway, I can smile now, but the response by many there was quite rude :) Here for your amusement is the thread:
      http://laserpointerforums.com/f44/very-rough-way-determine-output-supposed-1mw-red-laser-pointer-80339.html

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    24. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If they were really worried about it they could simply give the pilots polarized glasses to put on during take off and landing and they wouldn't even notice the friggen things.

      Some avionics manuals specifically say not to wear polarized glasses - with polarized LCD screens, they would mean you couldn't see the attitude indicator, airspeed, etc.

    25. Re:So then... by An+dochasac · · Score: 1

      My reaction was "So what is the brand of green laser that is putting out 65.5 mw instead of 5mw? And will ThinkGeek be buying up the remaining supply before the government confiscates it?

      Probably any of the cheap Chinese imports you find on Ebay but don't buy one. Unscrupulous con artists remove the InfraRed filter so a laser power meter shows it as being "bright", hoping the buyer is ignorant of the fact that most of that brightness is in invisible but damaging wavelengths.

    26. Re:So then... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I laugh at your puny 65.5 mw laser: http://www.wickedlasers.com.hk/krypton

    27. Re:So then... by Razgorov+Prikazka · · Score: 1

      I checked the aforementioned clip again and the latitude is west (of Greenwich), and 47 north is not where one would expect palmtrees...
      It turned out that 047.13.14N - 122.22.64W is near 48th street west, Tacoma, Washington. If the DoD was shooting at laser-pointing-dummies over there at 29-jan-2009, I guess it was already all over the news.
      So... sorry for the misinformation... my bad!

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    28. Re:So then... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      But wouldn't that be the point? A seemingly ordinary green laser pointer, that when aimed at dry paper, can start fires?

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    29. Re:So then... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Any random person above the age of 16 can acquire a driver's license. There is no restriction, other than age.

      Not true.
      1. Vision - if it's too bad, no license
      2. Child support - if you're behind too much, no license
      3. Convictions - too many offenses? No license. I know of somebody who can't get a license due to a speeding ticket on a bicycle when they were a kid.

      regulations typically ban SOMEBODY from doing SOMETHING. If it's a good regulation, this is a good thing.

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    30. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He certainly doesn't know the definition of common.

    31. Re:So then... by AaronLS · · Score: 1

      Yeh... I've often thought the US's use of .gov was setting them up for phishing scams. People begin to think any .gov site is a legitimate US government site, when that's not necessarily true.

    32. Re:So then... by Ignacio · · Score: 4, Funny

      A pair of filters with polarization aligned at right angles to each other will block over 99% of the laser light when placed in front of each other.

    33. Re:So then... by Twinbee · · Score: 1
      I think there has been a level of fearmongering above and beyond what the actual risk would dictate. There's a rather humorous argument over at PhotonLexicon, where tsteele93 (and I think one other) debate/argue with most of the others there. Here's a couple of quotes at the start of the thread where he joins in:

      Here's a couple of choice quotes:

      Well, the OP was over two years ago and 1W blues had just hit the scene with certain impending doom guaranteed by those who were inclined to believe that it was imminent. Some of the early posts in this thread are downright amusing, with the general premise that the members of this forum held the key to stopping the certain influx of horrific eye injuries that were certain to start flooding in, by making sure sales were only made to "responsible buyers."

      And yet, two plus years later we just haven't seen the injuries.
      It is always easy to predict doom and gloom but it is always interesting to see when those predictions don't come true...
      It just seems that people don't go buy 1W+ lasers and start pointing them in people's eyes.

      ...And from another post:

      “Right now I haven’t seen an epidemic of injuries,” Dr. Bryan said, but he added that the potential was there. “In the hands of children it’s a very scary proposition.”

      Injuries from momentary (accidental/unwanted) exposures: According to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA), as of April 2012 the FDA has never received a report of eye injury from momentary exposures to laser pointers of Class 2 and 3R power (e.g., below 5 milliwatts).

      Injuries from Class 4 consumer lasers: There have been no reported injuries from commercially manufactured Class 4 consumer lasers (over 500 milliwatts of visible light), as of April 7 2012. This includes the Wicked Lasers Spyder III Arctic “1 watt” laser which first came out in August 2010, as well as similar high-power Class 4 lasers sold by other companies such as DinoDirect.com. There have been two reports of injuries from homemade or hobbyist kit Class 4 lasers, the results are minor injury and more severe.

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    34. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't remember that last time a smoked a good week!

    35. Re:So then... by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      Peril Sensitive Sunglasses.

    36. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a Logitech laser pointer / PowerPoint remote sitting at my desk here... it says "Class 2 laser product" on the back as part of the little yellow caution info.

      So now I'll try staring at it for a while and we'll see what happenens. Rbrtyhing drrmt ginf to mr.

    37. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That whole "Class IIIa/3R" thing is a pretty big deal.

      But can I knock down a drone with one?

    38. Re:So then... by AaronLS · · Score: 1

      Meh, people who call "bullshit" on things are usually the source of bullshit. Stating an absolute "bullshit", then supports his absolute with speculation "I seriously doubt", and proposes a solution based on a false understanding of optics(which if anything, is the bullshit). Full circle bullshit. These people flock to one another these days. So don't be surprised when they mod one another. It doesn't matter how blatantly wrong they are, how many times, they will never stop and reflect. I don't know if they are just flat out stupid, or too arrogant to educate themselves before blabbering non-sense out the butt. As long as they have their little circle of support, they will march on.

    39. Re:So then... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Because the minority has never been persecuted in a democracy - democracy is perfect.

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    40. Re:So then... by AaronLS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As well as 99% of all light. They do need to see where they are going :)

      Lasers are sometimes polarized, so you could accomplish this with one filter, but you would have to align it with the polarization of the laser, which would require some sort of active system, and there you've gone through all that trouble and only get partial results for lasers that have that polarization. If you were going to go through that much trouble, just build an active system to detect the laser source. What you do once you've targeted the source, I'll leave up to your imagination.

    41. Re:So then... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      You are caught up in a semantic argument that means nothing.

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    42. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once knew a man who worked for in a lab developing a retinal display. He had a Gary Larson cartoon stuck to the wall, the caption of which read, "Do NOT shine laser into remaining good eye."

      It was funny at the time. O.o

    43. Re:So then... by RoknrolZombie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, folks in Oregon were too high and forgot to vote last year.

    44. Re:So then... by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

      They'll block 99% of *all* light, coherent or not, thus rendering the pilots essentially blind.

    45. Re:So then... by irving47 · · Score: 1

      More dangerous, if anything. Fortunately, still relatively rare... You don't see them on sale at Staples or Office Max or the checkout counter of Wal-mart.
      You can get them, but the sites that sell them are still somewhat specialized. You can get some cheap ones on amazon, but they're not "true" blue. The diodes come out of blu-ray players and SAY they are legal (5mw) but they're such cheapo chinese crap, I have heard some of them are more like 30mw. Very dangerous to your eyes. Especially since their wavelength (405 nanometers) is just barely within our visible spectrum. Our corneas actually block most of that light so what you "see" is a fraction of the energy coming out of them.
      The "real" blue ones are 473nm and cost a minimum of $300 if you're lucky. They use a similar IR source getting adjusted by doped crystals to a visible wavelength as the green ones.

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    46. Re:So then... by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      give the pilots polarized glasses

      But most of them don't fly over the North Pole?

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    47. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite my curiosity, I would share your trepidation on that one. I recently bought a £3 1mW red laser for my pet dog to chase, but due to the 'horror' stories of 50-100mW lasers masquerading as 1-5mW I wrote to laserpointerforums.com to ask if there was any way I could test to see it was really 1mW (or thereabouts). AFter all, I don't want to blind my dog.

      Anyway, I can smile now, but the response by many there was quite rude :) Here for your amusement is the thread:

      http://laserpointerforums.com/f44/very-rough-way-determine-output-supposed-1mw-red-laser-pointer-80339.html

      I wouldn't use the lip or eye methods, but I think you could get a decent idea of your laser's power if you have another laser handy with the same wavelength and a known power. By eye you could compare their spots on a white paper and tell whether there's an order of magnitude difference in power.

    48. Re:So then... by irving47 · · Score: 1

      They're reporting closer to 2000 incidents per year. I saw a youtube video of some guys in a cessna flying over a fireworks display and I kid you not, they got lit up from at least 4 separate green laser pointers at very far apart positions in the crowd.
      And to be honest, I don't really want to know that my pilot is blocking out part of the visible light spectrum deliberately when he's making a night landing with me in the plane!

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    49. Re:So then... by irving47 · · Score: 1

      pretty funny but if you pay attention to the HUD or the other stuff on the screen, it all changes when they go to night vision. I think this was just edited from other footage about a guy painting planes/helicopters and some footage from Afghanistan or Iraq.

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    50. Re:So then... by AaronLS · · Score: 2

      It's hard to measure injuries of something not actively tracked. It's like trying to find out how many pedestrians were run over by the quiet-but-deadly Prius(I'm just joking). I know researchers who literally read crash report after report by hand to classify them, and then do estimated projections. Much of the centrally tracked data is inconsistently reported, and doesn't have enough information to make correlations.

      I doubt the medical field, where statistics usually takes a backseat to HIPAA, would be tracking something like this until it became apparent that it was a common problem.

      I'm not trying to say you're full of it. Just saying that no reported injuries does not imply no injuries, but I would concede it probably means there haven't been enough injuries that someone in the medical community has become alarmed enough to push for research into it.

    51. Re:So then... by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      What I want to know is, ok, I see a plane and I have a laser pointer and I am an asshole... with all of those things, I can't fathom how you are going to hit the cockpit of a moving plane tens of thousands of feet away.

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    52. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I learned that no one - literally, no one - has ever reported being injured by a Class IIIa/3R laser.

      That's because they instantly VAPOURISE the human body. There are no injuries because there are no survivors.

    53. Re:So then... by irving47 · · Score: 1

      You're not going to blind your dog. Not unless you can convince it to stare into the beam for a while, and good luck with that. I've heard of a study being done with "pointers" (and that term is very specifically directed at what you can buy in wal-mart/Staples/etc) on cow eyes and even eyes of people that were about to have them removed due to disease... Pointing into their eyes caused no detectable damage. Sorry, i can't cite the source.
      As for the LPF guys being rude, keep in mind they daily deal with questions like yours (and they thought you were arguing with them) but more importantly, they deal daily with or even build their own handheld lasers (NOT POINTERS) that have safety switches and are capable of MULTI-WATT output. We're talking, "see that WALL? bang. just shot my laser at it. now you're blind (or permanently vision-damaged) from the reflection from 2 feet away"

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    54. Re:So then... by irving47 · · Score: 1

      What you said/did was right on.

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    55. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have governments have banned you from driving?

      Only when I'm drunk!

    56. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much like your comment.

    57. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      As someone who has worked extensivly with class IIIb/IV lasers in the past (I was even licensed by the state of New York to do so) you can think of laser safety in this way:
      Class i: Stare in to the beam until the end of time, no issues gaurenteed,
      Class II: Stare in to the beam until the end of time, you might have some issues but probably not permanent,
      Class IIIa: Your aversion reaction is fast enough for you to escape permanent damage.
      Class IIIb/IV: You're fucked.

      They did tests on animal eyes and eyes of people who were going to have them removed. They tested different power level until 50% of tests had damage then divided the power level by ten for the safety rating. So long as you're not an idiot (that's a stretch for most people) and you don't get your hands on some real class IIIb/IV toys you're probably not in any danger.

      That being said, don't screw around with UV lasers. UV exposure is cumulative and you will get cataracts when you hit your individual exposure limit.

    58. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That only goes up to half a watt, hardly worth getting excited over.
      Back in the late 80's and early 90's I did laser shows which used up to 35W argon lasers, 3 phase 480v at 60A per phase and 6gpm water cooling. Those were fucking hazerdous. Now they used MHz pulsed Q switched dye lasers with over 75W output that plug in to 110v15A outlets with forced air cooling. Those young pups have it easy today.

    59. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3. Convictions - too many offenses? No license. I know of somebody who can't get a license due to a speeding ticket on a bicycle when they were a kid.

      The other side of that story is he was peddling his ass off trying to get away from the pissed off judge who caught him sleeping with his wife.

      (Sorry, but that's about the only fucking scenario that makes sense for something like that to haunt you as an adult.)

    60. Re:So then... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I can't trust your assessment.

      Class i: Stare into the beam and you will go blind, but the beam is sealed in a DVD unit (or other closed application) that would require significant effort to expose the working laser, so staring at the outside plastic case of your DVD player will give you no issues, guaranteed.

      Stare at the device all you want, you'll never see the beam. Though I've seen some top-load DC/DVD players with improperly working interlocks that would inappropriately power the laser.

    61. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an addendum, many of the cheap chinese green laser diodes leak strongly in the UV band. Yet another reason to wear eye protection. The good news is that plain old polycarbonate stops UV pretty well.

    62. Re: So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was a training exercise out of Lewis-McChord AFB, I think. I don't particularly remember seeing it all over the news - then again, I don't really follow the local news.

    63. Re:So then... by Bartles · · Score: 1

      Until the laser burns through said arrangement and vaporizes the cornea.

    64. Re:So then... by Nukky+Cisbu · · Score: 1

      The important part here is reported. Who is going to admit that they damaged their vision after staring into a laser for 4 hours?

      A lot of this stuff comes out in medical reports when the injured person goes to a hospital.

      No one would admit to sticking a Barbie doll or beer bottle up their jacksie, either, but the reports - and x-rays - are online for our enjoyment.

    65. Re:So then... by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Any random person above the age of 16 can acquire a driver's license. There is no restriction, other than age.

      Sure there are. You must be able to pass the written driver's test. That means you must be able to read. You must be able to see. You must be able to operate a car to the satisfaction of the examiner.

    66. Re:So then... by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Put the filters on the windows. Because of the angle problem, they'd have to be absorptive filters.

    67. Re:So then... by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      What I want to know is, ok, I see a plane and I have a laser pointer and I am an asshole... with all of those things, I can't fathom how you are going to hit the cockpit of a moving plane tens of thousands of feet away.

      10s of thousands of feet away is not the problem. The problem is when the asswipe is off the end of the runway lighting you up as you try to land.

    68. Re:So then... by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should put laser-guided missiles on passenger jets. Home right in on those pointers.

    69. Re:So then... by LeftyBSD · · Score: 1

      They're probably Joo-Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses.

    70. Re:So then... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Cameras on the wingtips, assuming the thing has wings.

      Helicopters, not so much.

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    71. Re:So then... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Polarize the cockpit windows so that light from a lower angle is blocked; then provide a low angle view with a couple of cameras, one that only sees in green, one that only sees in red, and digitally process them so that the one that isn't blocking is the one you see.

      Also, hang a couple of optically tracking missiles under the fuselage; when a laser is detected, send the missile down the reciprocal angle, following the laser. Doesn't even need a warhead. I'll wager that a 500...1000 mph impact from a 10 lb missile would seriously impede the idiot holding the laser without a lot of collateral damage. Well, maybe some. Oh well. :)

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    72. Re:So then... by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

      That's when you remotely detonate the mines off the end of the runway.

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    73. Re:So then... by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      We only have one of the highest turnout rates in the country, thanks to vote-by-mail. I guess you were too high to check first.

    74. Re:So then... by narcc · · Score: 1

      I know of somebody who can't get a license due to a speeding ticket on a bicycle when they were a kid.

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    75. Re:So then... by irving47 · · Score: 1

      I think you mean IR. They leak craploads of infrared if the filters aren't just right.

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    76. Re:So then... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Right, and Schedule I drugs are supposed to have no medical benefit, which is clearly not the case here. Fraud is only legal if you're on top.

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    77. Re:So then... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      The speeding ticket involved 'points on the license' for his non-existent license, then he didn't pay up on time(didn't take the ticket seriously, stupid in and of itself), it got elevated to a suspension/revocation, then they noticed that he didn't HAVE a license, and it became a mandatory X year revocation, which they didn't start until he actually applied for one.

      I think at one point they actually mailed him an 'upgraded' ticket for driving without a license, which took work to convince them that, yes, he got a speeding ticket while a minor on a bicycle.

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    78. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Cheer up! He is playing with fire. He will blind himself or get glaucoma or cataracts at some point. At the very least, he will suffer 'flash' (welders who use arc welding machines unsafely get flash). Flash causes small burns in the eye due to very bright light being magnified by the lens in your eye, causing the equivilent of a sun burn in the back of your eye. It feels like you have sand in your eyes, all the time. Rubbing them makes it worse, and eye drops don't help.

    79. Re:So then... by narcc · · Score: 2

      It takes a special kind of sociopath to give a speeding ticket to a kid on a bicycle. The rest? Pure bureaucratic insanity.

      Stories like these make me think that perhaps the libertarians are less crazy than they appear...

    80. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Common sense is a commodity and most people can't afford it.

    81. Re:So then... by Nivag064 · · Score: 2

      Besides which, you'd have to reverse polarity to fly over the South Pole! :-)

    82. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not so surprisingly this is keeping with the pace furiously going hand in hand with assault weapon looking rifles ban

    83. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Class I just means you can't harm yourself looking at the laser. That can EITHER be because its so low power that it can't do any damage, OR because interlocks make it impossible to see.

      Note that class I and class 1 are slightly different, but a very low power laser would fall under both.

    84. Re:So then... by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 1

      No, 10% of the green and 56% of the red lasers they tested were defective or had low batteries. It's amazing how low quality can be sold in shops these days without people getting upset. The government should do something about this and it's good they have done some quality research. The next step should be to fine the vendors of the low powered lasers and if they repeat offend, get them out of business.

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    85. Re:So then... by danhuby · · Score: 1

      I think it was a joke.

    86. Re:So then... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Doesn't even need a warhead. I'll wager that a 500...1000 mph impact from a 10 lb missile would seriously impede the idiot holding the laser without a lot of collateral damage. Well, maybe some. Oh well. :)

      This only happens at night so a big bag of ultra-violet dye should do it. You can send the choppers over to pick them up and they'll have no trouble finding the perps.

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    87. Re:So then... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      I think that the government can take care of idiots who shine laserpointers at them... without a ban...
      http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eb3_1361179577

      Yep, all they have to do is keep a fleet of Apache gunships in the air at all times. Problem solved!

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    88. Re:So then... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      You think there'd be much to collect after a few pounds of dye hits someone at hundreds of miles an hour? I dunno, I think they'd have to bring mops and buckets. Not against trying it, mind you. :)

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    89. Re:So then... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      In Colorado a "stoner" is a rock climber who only does bouldering.

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    90. Re:So then... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      And yours! It's recursive!

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    91. Re:So then... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Hand-held lasers are not colimated very well. Their beam spreads out. By the time it's travelled to the airplane, it is likely as broad as the entire aircraft.

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    92. Re:So then... by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

      Lasers are regulated but there are compliance agencies that can help you with paperwork. You could also do the paperwork yourself. From there its usually just a certification and you slap a warning sticker on your product.

    93. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 watt infrareds must be safe too

    94. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a perfect example of why I always consider asking a question in a forum to be a last resort. Sure, sometimes it's an easy way to get a simple answer to a simple question, but far too often all you get are a bunch of idiots trying to sound like the most intelligent and wise person on the entire internet.

    95. Re:So then... by swilver · · Score: 1

      Ok, I propose:

      Any random person above the age of 200 can buy a 1 MW laser pointer. There is no restriction, other than age.

    96. Re:So then... by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      I'm not entirely sure what you mean by "actively tracked". I think 21 CFR 1002.20 implies that any time a manufacturer finds out that anyone was injured by a laser, they have to send a notice to the FDA's director of CDRH "immediately".

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    97. Re:So then... by bdwebb · · Score: 1

      They also "regulate" the labeling of cigarette packs by forcing manufacturers to change language like "Light" on their packages because they believe we are all retarded enough to believe that "Light" cigarettes are healthy. Now we have "Bold" and "Blue" and various other names, some of which are even more misleading than "Light" because the government "regulations" say that makes sense.

      Ultimately words in advertisement have been banned whether you call it regulation or not. Obviously some things need regulation and oversight such as enforcing driving standards but I agree with the previous poster in that a lot of government "regulations" sure smack of bans these day. They come under the guise of protecting us and our children when it should be us protecting ourselves and our children through some self control and some personal responsibility. We should not need nanny government to come in and say "Don't hit yourself in the head with that hammer...that's against regulations" and just because there are idiots who will still hit themselves in the head, does not mean most of the other rational people are bashing their skulls in, too.

      We regulate based on hot-button issues and the opinions of people writing the news and those in elected office now instead of common-sense and scientific research and it is utterly disgusting how easily people fall in line and bleat the same nonsensical bullshit like it is fact because "the government says so". Hell, New York is trying to regulate the size of a soda someone can sell you...what the fuck?

    98. Re:So then... by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 0

      Thanks. However, this goes against what I thought a laser was. Is this the actual nature of lasers, are these pointers not actually lasers, or is it both a laser and a really small flashlight?

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    99. Re:So then... by RoknrolZombie · · Score: 1

      It was a sad attempt at humor - there's no such thing as "too high".

    100. Re:So then... by metaforest · · Score: 1

      I guess you missed the 'Foxtrot Alpha Kilo Echo' under the title....
      Not very subtle, really.

    101. Re:So then... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      A laser is basically a bunch of excited atoms trapped between two parallel mirrors. As an atom emits a photon, that photon travels in a totally random direction. If it is lucky, it strikes an excited atom and causes it to emit a photon of the same wavelength, and they both travel off in the same direction. Most of the photons hit the side of the laser cavity. Some, however, will hit one of the mirrors, and be bounced back. These photons travel back through the excited atoms in the laser cavity, and like before, they strike excited atoms and cause them to emit parallel photons. These photons bounce back and forth between the two mirrors gaining in numbers each time. One of the mirrors is only partly reflective, so a beam of these photons is emitted. This is the laser beam.

      Consider a paper towel tube. You can look through it straight along its axis, but you can also look through it by looking at a slightly off-axis angle. Suppose you tape two paper towel tubes end to end to make a longer tube, you can still look through it by looking at a slightly off axis angle. No matter how many tubes you connected end to end, there will still be a slightly off axis angle at which you could look through the tube. The same thing happens with the mirrors of a laser. A photon can be slightly off axis and still bounce back and forth between the mirrors a large number of times. Like any other photon, it will hit atoms, stimulating them into emitting coherent photons, gaining in numbers the same way as those parallel to the axis do. Eventually these off axis photons go through the partially reflective mirror, and you wind up with a spreading beam.

      With a semiconductor laser, such as in a laser pointer, the spread angle can be as much as 50 degrees off axis. So, the manufacturer uses a lens to parallellize the beam. Without this collimating lens, you would indeed have a really small flashlight.

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    102. Re:So then... by Razgorov+Prikazka · · Score: 1

      Yes, apparently I also missed that...
      how Sierra Tango Uniform Papa India Delta of me ;-)

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    103. Re:So then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Polarized glasses would work well if you could get everyone to hold their laser pointers in the same orientation.

    104. Re:So then... by AaronLS · · Score: 1

      "any time a manufacturer finds out". How will they find out? I doubt people call up and say "Yeh, I am calling to complain because I did exactly what your warnings told me not to do, and I was injured in exactly the way that your warning said I would be injured. Oh wait, that sounds really stupid, bye!"

      "actively tracked" means that data collection systems support the data needed to make these correlations. For example, on traffic crash reports, the officer will fill out various discrete values which can be imported into a database, and later fed up to federal HSMV for analysis. These systems only record certain pieces of information, like blood alcohol level of the drivers involved, in order to do analysis. Other information is not collected if administrators don't believe it is of value. There will be a field for blood alcohol level, but only for the driver. Usually not for passengers or pedestrian. If you wanted to ask a question like, "In cases of pedestrian fatality, is alcohol level of the pedestrian significant?", or "Do drunk passengers contribute distractions that might cause traffic crashes?" Without that key data, you can't do statistical analysis to even begin to determine if these factors effect crash/fatality rates. You have to read the description of many traffic report to capture this data in a usable format.

      Alot of work goes into these systems, people resist collecting of alot of fields because it is time consuming, and costs money to support and enter those fields. In the medical field there are even more additional challenges to collecting data due to privacy concerns and HIPAA.

    105. Re:So then... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Actually, much of the problem was IR emissions alongside the visible light. The concern is for eye damage from casual contact when the pointer is used for it's intended purpose. Pointing at aircraft is a distinct problem that TFA decided to talk about more than the supposed topic.

  4. Ban them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why not, everything else is being banned.

    Idiot federal government. We need to ban THEM.

    1. Re:Ban them by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      So, you're the only voice I see calling for them to be banned, and then you turn around and call the government an idiot, for banning things?

      Was that trolling or an honest knee jerk reaction?

    2. Re:Ban them by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      I believe it's called satire. How can you not tell???

    3. Re:Ban them by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Because it wasn't?

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    4. Re:Ban them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was irony. Not very effective, but very obvious...

    5. Re:Ban them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you.

  5. In other news, by Antony+T+Curtis · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, a report reports that automobiles produce too much energy and poses risks, including death, for the careless.

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    1. Re:In other news, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I blame physics, I mean if inertia wasn't a thing cars wouldn't be a problem!

    2. Re:In other news, by spiffmastercow · · Score: 2

      In other news, a report reports that automobiles produce too much energy and poses risks, including death, for the careless.

      Maybe that's why we regulate who gets to drive one?

    3. Re:In other news, by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      I'm telling you guys... air is bad for you too, all that CO2 & CO, only way to stay safe is to stop breathing.

    4. Re:In other news, by hawguy · · Score: 1

      In other news, a report reports that automobiles produce too much energy and poses risks, including death, for the careless.

      I fully agree that overly powerful cars should be banned from the roads. Or at least tamed down to "normal" car levels through a "track switch" that can enable the full performance of the car for use at the track (like the Bugatti Veyron's "high speed mode" that can only be activated while stopped with a special key). They are a hazard on the roads - I don't think anyone owns a 350+ HP sports car to drive in a safe and legal manner all the time, and the car commercials (with their trained drivers on a closed course) make that point too.

      The difference between overpowered sports cars and overpowered lasers is that it's a lot easier to buy an overpowered laser without knowing that you have one.

    5. Re:In other news, by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 0

      emotionally immature /. poster makes sloppy car analogy.

    6. Re:In other news, by Antony+T+Curtis · · Score: 1

      Given that there are pedestrians (not in a vehicle) killed crossing streets by an automobile, seemingly every day, it isn't working.
      By that logic, they should ban pedestrians from walking within 20ft of any road.

      Some things are dangerous and should be left dangerous. Just educate that they carry risk and responsibility.

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    7. Re:In other news, by spiffmastercow · · Score: 2

      Given that there are pedestrians (not in a vehicle) killed crossing streets by an automobile, seemingly every day, it isn't working. By that logic, they should ban pedestrians from walking within 20ft of any road.

      Some things are dangerous and should be left dangerous. Just educate that they carry risk and responsibility.

      I'm guessing there are a lot less deaths than there would be if we let 12 year olds drive. The fact that something is inherently dangerous is a reason to make it safer, not to just accept any number of casualties occurring from unrestricted use. Look at the history of industrial safety if you need further convincing.

    8. Re:In other news, by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      I fully agree that overly powerful cars should be banned from the roads. Or at least tamed down to "normal" car levels through a "track switch" that can enable the full performance of the car for use at the track (like the Bugatti Veyron's "high speed mode" that can only be activated while stopped with a special key). They are a hazard on the roads - I don't think anyone owns a 350+ HP sports car to drive in a safe and legal manner all the time, and the car commercials (with their trained drivers on a closed course) make that point too.

      Man...are you ever the buzzkill. I'm guessing we shouldn't be able to have corvettes or porsches, or be able to mod our cars in any fashion to go over 55mph to suit you?

      Where's the fun in that? If you can't handle a performance car, don't get one...but why rain on the parade of those who can?

      I've actually been SAVED from a number of accidents by having a car with enough performance to get the fuck out of the way of some other idiots on the road that didn't know how to drive and usually, were trying to drive piece of shit cars like they WERE performance cars.

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    9. Re:In other news, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What country are you from? Here in the USA, driver's licences are handed out like candy, especially if you're an illegal immigrant.

    10. Re:In other news, by hawguy · · Score: 1

      I fully agree that overly powerful cars should be banned from the roads. Or at least tamed down to "normal" car levels through a "track switch" that can enable the full performance of the car for use at the track (like the Bugatti Veyron's "high speed mode" that can only be activated while stopped with a special key). They are a hazard on the roads - I don't think anyone owns a 350+ HP sports car to drive in a safe and legal manner all the time, and the car commercials (with their trained drivers on a closed course) make that point too.

      Man...are you ever the buzzkill. I'm guessing we shouldn't be able to have corvettes or porsches, or be able to mod our cars in any fashion to go over 55mph to suit you?

      Where's the fun in that? If you can't handle a performance car, don't get one...but why rain on the parade of those who can?

      I'm not saying you shouldn't have fun, you should absolutely have fun on closed courses (work with your car club to shut down those fun mountain roads for your uninterupted enjoyment), just don't have your fun at the expense of innocent drivers that use the roads for transportation. And I say that as someone who lost a close friend who was T-boned by a 280Z traveling at high speed through a stop sign -- cops said the 280Z was driving so fast, that it's likely that my friend couldn't even see the car coming around the bend in the road when she entered the intersection.

      This was on a curvy country road known to be fun to drive on.

      I've actually been SAVED from a number of accidents by having a car with enough performance to get the fuck out of the way of some other idiots on the road that didn't know how to drive and usually, were trying to drive piece of shit cars like they WERE performance cars.

      I hear that argument a lot: "I need this powerful car so I can get out of other people's way"... but I've been driving for over 30 years, and in all of that time, there was only once when I had to rely on my vehicle's performance to get out of the way of an accident. And that was when I was on my motorcycle at a stoplight and saw the car approaching from behind at a high rate of speed - I made a quick (and illegal) right turn on red - he squealed to a stop in the middle of the intersection.

    11. Re:In other news, by Alex+Pennace · · Score: 2

      I hear that argument a lot: "I need this powerful car so I can get out of other people's way"... but I've been driving for over 30 years, and in all of that time, there was only once when I had to rely on my vehicle's performance to get out of the way of an accident. And that was when I was on my motorcycle at a stoplight and saw the car approaching from behind at a high rate of speed - I made a quick (and illegal) right turn on red - he squealed to a stop in the middle of the intersection.

      His observation may have a point, but I submit that it arises from a number of synergistic factors. More aggressive drivers are more likely to need all the power their car can give them, whereas more conservative motorists wouldn't often call upon that reserve. (Both categories, meanwhile, are likely to blame driving issues on "other idiots.")

      One example that comes to mind is my trip home just an hour ago. I am stopped at a traffic light headed westbound on one of the main roads in my city. Eastbound traffic has a dedicated left turn lane; straight and left-turning eastbound traffic are given a green light before westbound traffic is allowed to proceed. Some eastbound nitwit decided that the left turn lane was a passing lane, and switched to that lane to cut past about eight or nine other cars. This presented a problem, as straight traffic was entering the intersection and soon, there would be no room to merge right before he smashed head-on into me.

      His solution to the problem of his own stupidity was thus: gun the engine and pass the other eastbound cars, with just enough room to not ruin my day. The aggressive driver, therefore, chalks this one up as another case of power getting him out of a situation most rational people wouldn't have been in to begin with.

      There are, of course, exceptions to the rule. Less aggressive drivers sometimes have to quickly accelerate to avoid an accident that would have been caused by an aggressive driver, for instance. Living in Bostonland, I've had to do that more than once.

      I'm not advocating that vehicle power should be limited, but it is important to understand exactly where the claim of "I need power to get out of the way" comes from.

    12. Re:In other news, by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      ok... ok... so what we need to do, then, is kill all the physicists.

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    13. Re:In other news, by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      ... at high speed through a stop sign

      Sad, but not a good argument...the driver in this case was RUNNING A STOP SIGN.....I'm not arguing for driving like an idiot.

      I drive fast, but I stop at stop signs. I drive the speed that is safe for me and those around me, considering how my car can handle given the situation, and at times that is well above the posted speed limit, but I can stop, maneuver and do what it takes to drive without endangering anyone around me (self included).

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    14. Re:In other news, by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      I've been rear-ended a few times, and avoided it a few more times. I probably shouldn't have survived the second time, but some combination of nerves, skill, and astoundingly good luck got me out of what I learned later was awfully close to a PIT maneuver. Fast forward four months; I had just fixed my almost-totalled car, and was driving a friend home. I saw someone attempting a similar, ill-advised passing maneuver; I immediately dropped down to 4th gear and put the throttle on the floor. 193 horsepower and 225 foot-pounds of torque were brought to bear, and I accelerated quickly. I was still struck in the back-left quadrant, but this time around I maintained full control of the car, which did not need half of its frame replaced this time around. (Still amazed it wasn't totalled. Still amazed I wasn't totalled.) I needed a new bumper, a dent pounded out, and a replacement taillight, as opposed to a trunk lid, bumper, three frame quarter-panels, and both doors.

      Both situations occurred while I was maintaining the speed limit, in a straight line, down the center of my lane, so please don't ask what I was doing wrong at the time.

      That was not the only time stomping the gas got me out of trouble; a few other times, I avoided losing yet another bumper entirely.

      Please don't assume that just because some people are frightening drivers that some raw horsepower has never solved any problems.

  6. Not just careless by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    TFA, which has the same headline, ends by mentioning that people point them at pilots in planes taking off or landing. So way to make a misleading headline, networkworld. Not getting the traffic you want?

    1. Re:Not just careless by hawguy · · Score: 1

      TFA, which has the same headline, ends by mentioning that people point them at pilots in planes taking off or landing. So way to make a misleading headline, networkworld. Not getting the traffic you want?

      From TFA:

      Commercial grade green and red laser pointers emit energy far beyond what is safe, posing skin, eye and fire hazards.

      So what is misleading by saying "Laser Pointers Produce Too Much Energy, Pose Risk For the Careless"? Do you think everyone understands the eye risk of the laser pointed they bought on eBay and understands that aiming it on people risks eye and even skin injury, and that even an errant reflection from a shiny surface has the same danger?

  7. At least the moon is safe of those careless people by Anon,+Not+Coward+D · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Obligatory xkcd http://what-if.xkcd.com/13/

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  8. Excellent Darwin devices. by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

    Hey they help cull the stupid.

    1. Re:Excellent Darwin devices. by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

      Not very effective at removing idiots from the gene pool, unless people are aiming them at their genitals.

      Blindness will not prevent idiots from reproducing....

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    2. Re:Excellent Darwin devices. by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

      No but it makes it harder to locate a mate, plus once you explain it to a potential mate, they use up valuable time used reproducing laughing their heads of at you.

  9. A lobbying group composed of house cats said... by Steauengeglase · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We need more testing in this field, particularly on that white wall over there."

    1. Re:A lobbying group composed of house cats said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have always found it odd lasers are sold as pet toys and strange people buy them for this purpose.

    2. Re:A lobbying group composed of house cats said... by dywolf · · Score: 1

      its like playing with string, only you can stay sat on the couch, instead of running around the house.
      and its funny as hell.

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  10. Holey Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holey Cats, Batman!

  11. Must Not... by captain_nifty · · Score: 2

    ...buy lots of laser pointers.

    This makes me soooo want to buy laser pointers I don't need, just because I may soon not be able to.

    How unsafe would a cluster of these be...

    now I just need some hydrogen balloons.

    1. Re:Must Not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful This is how the NRA got idiots to overpay for guns they don't need.

    2. Re:Must Not... by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      ...buy lots of laser pointers.

      I think you mean MUST buy lots of laser pointers, while you still can! We already know Obama is going to take our guns away, which will be a prelude to getting our laser pointers, of course. Let him try to pry it fro--, oh nevermind, laser pointer owners aren't Charlton Heston types. Mostly.

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  12. Bye bye Wicked Lasers. Nice knowing you by DigiShaman · · Score: 0

    Title says it all. Meet the ban hammer!

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    1. Re:Bye bye Wicked Lasers. Nice knowing you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we were going to ban lasers because they hurt a couple of people a year, you'd think we could ban cigarettes because they hurt thousands of people per year first. In fact, that is my vote. No more banning of any products that hurt less people than cigarettes do until they ban said cigarettes first. Then we would stop banning things pretty much, but that's OK.

    2. Re:Bye bye Wicked Lasers. Nice knowing you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cigarettes will never be banned as they bring in too much tax revenue. Of course, that all changes with Government Healthcare becomes mandatory in order to reduce costs. That, and along with damn near everything else short of a padded room!

    3. Re:Bye bye Wicked Lasers. Nice knowing you by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Cigarettes will never be banned as they bring in too much tax revenue.

      Right.

      Of course, that all changes with Government Healthcare becomes mandatory in order to reduce costs

      No, they die much sooner than non-smokers, and despite their lung cancers, COPD, and emphysema they cost overall less money in their welfare healthcare years than those oldsters who bitterly cling to their mortal coil at the expense of taxpayers. One might expect the government to back off on the anti-smoking message as the costs escalate.

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    4. Re:Bye bye Wicked Lasers. Nice knowing you by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Anybody have a source for a good high power laser without the 'glam price' of Wicked Lasers? eBay looks to be limited to 5mW units.

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    5. Re:Bye bye Wicked Lasers. Nice knowing you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're up for a bit of DIY, CD writers contain class 3b 500mw lasers. They fact that they are sold as class 1 laser devices because no external laser light is produced, so they cannot damage your eyes no matter how long you stare at them with the naked eye, a telescope, or a microscope (the definition of class 1).

  13. Warning by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    Do not look directly into Laser (or Lightsaber) with remaining good eye.

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  14. Laser pointers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The green laser pointers, aimed at the ground, are great for getting rid of unwanted birds.

  15. Life is unsafe by jxander · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In a similar report, we've found that 100% of lighters, knives, crampons and Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifles are outside tolerable limits for safety.

    Seriously, you'll shoot your eye out, kid.

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    1. Re:Life is unsafe by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      In a similar report, we've found that 100% of lighters, knives, crampons and Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifles are outside tolerable limits for safety.

      However, the researcher studying the safety of lawn darts was unavailable for comment; reports indicate he was last seen being loaded into an ambulance...

    2. Re:Life is unsafe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a similar report, we've found that 100% of lighters, knives, crampons and Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifles are outside tolerable limits for safety.

      However, the researcher studying the safety of lawn darts was unavailable for comment; reports indicate he was last seen being loaded into an ambulance...

      Stupid field engineers.

    3. Re:Life is unsafe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did he died

    4. Re:Life is unsafe by russotto · · Score: 1

      However, the researcher studying the safety of lawn darts was unavailable for comment; reports indicate he was last seen being loaded into an ambulance...

      Do not stare at lawn dart hung up in tree.

      If you ignore this advice, at least move when it starts to get bigger.

    5. Re:Life is unsafe by Trogre · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hell no. These are not like knives.

      These laser pointers are much more dangerous that you might think. Sweep a 120mW laser across the eyes of a room full of people at 10 feet and you've just permanently damaged their retinas before anyone could blink.

      Used with care, they can be crazy awesome fun and I have several, but I treat them as munitions and keep them well locked away because I'm aware of exactly what damage they can do.

      You seriously do not want these in the hands of yobbos who will wave them in the eyes of the first child they see saying, "Look, lightsaber!"

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  16. Re:At least the moon is safe of those careless peo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More power!

    His what-if series is most amusing...

  17. If the TFA is serious... by flayzernax · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Back in the day men use to resolve these problems on their own. Why the fuck is this even neccissary, and at the very worst "harm caused by laser" in court is perfectly well covered by a gazillion pre-existing assault laws. Should be, "assault with any fucking bloody object". Make it a fucking law and stop tacking bullshit on or putting your grubby little regulatory hands into the marketplaces of this country over stupid shit.

  18. Illegal by label only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are only 'illegal' if the federally mandated label states that they are of one class of power output and the device exceeds that stated output level. Simply changing the label to indicate that the device is a Class 4 instead of Class 3R or Class 3B device brings them into compliance. However, there are still local ordinances that require operators of lasers to be licensed and the installation to comply with said ordinances. The FAA also has certain notification requirements for use of lasers in an outdoor aerial display venue.

    1. Re:Illegal by label only by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 2

      "Simply" changing the level?

      A LOT of things are different whenever you change levels. For instance, Class I devices do not need emission indicators. But higher powered lasers do need emission indicators. In fact, they need fail-safe emission indicators, which typically means using two LEDs and two current limiting resistors and two GPIO pins on your microcontroller. Not only that, but the color of the emission indicator must be substantially different from the emissions themselves, so that an operator wearing safety glasses can still see the indicator light up.

      Plus, there's that whole product report thing that you have to send to the FDA's CDRH. I'm not entirely sure but it's probably a felony to put false statements into the Initial Product Report.

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  19. So by ozduo · · Score: 1

    now it will be illegal to strap one onto my AK47

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  20. They can have ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... my homemade DVD burner laser pointer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

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  21. Re: who gets to drive one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They only regulate who drives one ON PUBLIC ROADS. Details, details.

  22. Oh, we can do something about THAT? by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Insightful
    One retarded kid swallows a magnet, and they can ban buckyballs. A pilot or something might get blinded at some point in the future and we can ban laser pointer sales. 30,000 people a year die from gun violence and we can't even pass universal fucking background checks?

    No. Fuck this shit. I move that every citizen of the USA shall receive from the government one glock 9 mm pistol, one box of hollow point ammunition, one multi-watt laser pointer, one... no, make that TWO extremely fucking dangerous magnets, and a big fucking bucket of fireworks, to do with as they please. In one year, the survivors can get together and discuss additional regulation. :-/

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    1. Re:Oh, we can do something about THAT? by Nadaka · · Score: 5, Funny

      Throw in a gallon of jeagermeister, and a 3 wheeler ATV and you have my vote! ;)

    2. Re:Oh, we can do something about THAT? by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Good thinking! Should we make a whitehouse.gov petition?

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    3. Re:Oh, we can do something about THAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I know you think it's that simple and scary, but you need to look at this outside your frame (as I should explore my belief in self defense in terms of social consequences)

      Whether you even believe the second amendment acts as it was plainly freaking written isn't even relevant -- it at least very fucking arguably supports an individual right to keep & bear arms as written or there wouldn't be such debate going on nonstop.

      You let me know when there's something even remotely similar to such a debate for magnets, technology, fireworks, etc, or when you have 5-20M people paying annual does to lobby for them because they believe the constitution means something. Then add another 80-150M people that actually have purchased them, and clearly think *they* are responsible enough, even if they don't trust others with them.

      And yes, I could frame the second amendment in terms of fireworks possession -- but it's candidly already answered by BATF and is called registration of a destructive device. You can own one, and it's settled by the states --not a federal ban.

      Your point about 30k dead -- a tragedy. That isn't even half as morbid (and I'd claim tragic) as the number of deadly medical accidents or car crashes per annum.

      Look, I support people's right to speak out -- but don't frame things in terms of bullshit. Background checks are an infringement, period -- even if you don't believe it's a right.

      You may think they're justified -- but you're using that to beg the question in your debate and examples above.

      And you need to be called out on it.

      And yes, I've figured out how to rail mount a blinding laser on an AR-15, and consider that (along with cryptography) in the scope of 2A. The use of blinding weapons is unlawful in organized warfare -- not in domestic self defense.

      Call me a psychotic if you want -- but believe me, I don't actually want to hurt anyone (ever). I just have already made the decision that if someone intends to harm me, my family or neighbors -- that my soundness of mind, body, and some property (in some situations) is more valuable than their life of someone using force to jeopardize such. Having made that decision, I've secured my capacity to act upon it. It's that simple.

    4. Re:Oh, we can do something about THAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know: if the government (magically) made it extremely fucking clear to even the dimmest bulb that the laser pointer and magnets are potentially as dangerous as the other items in the box, I would be 100% on-board with your proposal.

      captcha: 'ritually'. heh.

    5. Re:Oh, we can do something about THAT? by RenHoek · · Score: 2

      Here ya go..

      http://dx.com/p/27-neocube-buckyballs-magnet-balls-36-magnets-stripes-set-golden-180954

      But I do agree.. I mean toys back then were awesome! Lawn darts, _real_ chemistry sets with radium and such..

      Have a look at http://www.cracked.com/article_19481_the-8-most-wildly-irresponsible-vintage-toys.html

      I'm still in favor of Darwinism, even with children's toys.

    6. Re:Oh, we can do something about THAT? by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      It really kind of is. You're not going to have a revolution -- the military would flatten your compound from the air a few minutes after you announced it. For the most part your gun is just a toy, an amusement you can use to kill Bambi's mom or use to pretend your house is safer. If the government is helpless to even try to insure that the guy buying that gun isn't some psychotic jackass, they really ought not to fuck with my significantly less dangerous past times, whether those past times be smoking weed, fucking some guy in the ass, playing with "dangerous" bits of technology or whatever. Or even just taking a bath in a tub that will fill up more than half way. The tyranny of the safety drain is far worse than anything the gun nuts on Fox News ever imagined. But you never saw me talking about having an armed revolution to stop it.

      What we all really want is to be able to live our lives without our Government fucking with us about every little thing. A right which, unfortunately, is not guaranteed in the Constitution.

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    7. Re:Oh, we can do something about THAT? by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 1

      The military would not flatten anything. Most of the US military is made of humans, that would shoot themselves before shooting their own citizens. That leaves a handful of crazies vs. Millions with guns more dangerous than what the military can use.

      As for being a toy, around 1.5 million violent crimes are prevented, per year, by people defending themselves with guns.

      You are right about the government ought not fuck with things we love, but don't downplay firearms or things others love because you wish to not be involved.

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    8. Re:Oh, we can do something about THAT? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Stop humping that straw man, you're going to get ticks. The guns aren't about a revolution, they're about making it more difficult and expensive to round people up — and our own government has a habit of doing that, let alone various even more fascist examples.

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    9. Re:Oh, we can do something about THAT? by khallow · · Score: 2

      One retarded kid swallows a magnet, and they can ban buckyballs. A pilot or something might get blinded at some point in the future and we can ban laser pointer sales. 30,000 people a year die from gun violence and we can't even pass universal fucking background checks?

      There's two simple observations to make here. First, gun owners are politically powerful and backed by the Second Amendment. Second, if someone gets shot, it's not a bureaucrat's fault. But if a kid swallows a magnet, then someone at the US Consumer Product Safety Commission has to explain why they didn't ban that product earlier.

      The result is that you get a really bad case of risk adverse behavior. It's easier to ban than allow safe products that have some risk associated with them. "Safe" here doesn't mean danger or risk-free. It means simply that the risks of the product are well understood.

      Guns are for the most part safe since the risks are well understand - we know how they can harm people, and have developed procedures for using and storing such weapons and their ammunition.

      Further, most deaths from guns come from people who use them deliberately to kill themselves or other people. It's not a product safety issue, but rather a law enforcement issue when you're trying to kill someone with the product in question. The same would hold for people tagging planes with green lasers. At the least, it's some sort of assault, which usually is a felony in the US.

    10. Re:Oh, we can do something about THAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jäger = jaeger

    11. Re:Oh, we can do something about THAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THIS... Oh Please THIS!!!!

    12. Re:Oh, we can do something about THAT? by spiralx · · Score: 1

      Because there has never even been a civil war, military coup or brutal dictatorship in which the military of a country was responsible for vast numbers of civilian deaths and other atrocities, right? Given the right situation the US military will quite happily shoot their own citizens.

    13. Re:Oh, we can do something about THAT? by dywolf · · Score: 1

      after the Darwin Award canidates remove themselves from teh gene pool, we probably won't need additional regulation, because everyone that needed a governement regualtion to protect them from themselves is gone.

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    14. Re:Oh, we can do something about THAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Further, most deaths from guns come from people who use them deliberately to kill themselves or other people. It's not a product safety issue, but rather a law enforcement issue when you're trying to kill someone with the product in question.

      I agree, law enforcement needs to start going after thoughtcrimes, so people are sent to Room 101 before they go crazy and pick up a gun

      The saying is "Guns don't kill people. People kill people."

      The logical implication of that is that you do not ban guns, but ban people (aka revoke their freedoms)

      Contrary to what 1984 says, totalitarianism isn't becoming reality out of malicious intent by government or those who seek power. No, it is becoming reality because it is the logical progression for humanity.

    15. Re:Oh, we can do something about THAT? by khallow · · Score: 1

      The logical implication of that is that you do not ban guns, but ban people (aka revoke their freedoms)

      I sense you're not really into supporting this particular argument. There is the other option. We could instead provide consequences such as prison for those who harm others. That's what is currently done and it works pretty well.

  23. It's not a ban. by pavon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The government regulators have no desire to prevent you from buying or selling higher power lasers. They do care when you lie to your customers and tell them the lasers are less dangerous than they actually are. They care when you use shoddy manufacturing that allows harmful IR to escape the casing, while again telling the customer that they are completely shielded against this. If these lasers worked as advertized, then there wouldn't be a problem. Alternately if they were sold as class 3B devices (which is what they effectively are) there would be no problem, as the purchasers would know the risks and could plan accordingly. But they weren't and the manufacturers/importers should be held responsible for their recklessness.

    1. Re:It's not a ban. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You lost me at "The government cares".

    2. Re:It's not a ban. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alternately if they were sold as class 3B devices (which is what they effectively are) there would be no problem, as the purchasers would know the risks and could plan accordingly.

      I don't think that is correct thinking at all. If I have a specific laser that runs at a known color and I have the safety goggles for that frequency, they are not going to block out any IR (or any other spurious colors) that is not at the specific frequency that my goggles work at. My eyes would fry even though I'm taking reasonable precautions. Leaking unknown colors when dealing with high powered lasers is very bad.

  24. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The careless should perish and die. Stop protecting the stupid ones, you're making all of us weaker in the process.

  25. Re: National Ignition Facility??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I Wanna Work There!!

  26. So you're saying... by Lucas123 · · Score: 1

    I shouldn't keep pointing my 1W Wicked Laser at passing airliners? Where's the fun in that?

  27. In other news by bored · · Score: 1

    The sun emits energy far beyond what is safe, posing skin, eye and fire hazards.

    1. Re:In other news by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      "for years men have dreamed of destroying the sun..."

  28. Re: who gets to drive one? by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

    They only regulate who drives one ON PUBLIC ROADS. Details, details.

    So we require all laser pointer enthusiasts to have dome enclosures over their property as the solution to all this? I guess it could work, but I'm betting you'll have a hard time getting buy-in.

  29. Who paid for this research? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought NIST was supported by public funds.
    The public should be able to read the report without qualification.
    Why do we need to sign-up for an account with IOPScience?
    Why do we need to agree to their daft set of rules?
    Maybe we should put IOPScience on the chopping block!!

  30. Re: I'd rather not go blind by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Your apprehension reminds me of this article: Russian concert laser show blinds 30

  31. You have my vote by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    You have my vote

    1. Re:You have my vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have my vote

      And my axe!

  32. What is "safe" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chuck Norris's fist produces enough energy to pose a risk to the careless. Perhaps we should regulate him.

    1. Re:What is "safe" by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      No, we should regulate him (only to the point of making sure he can't regulate *us*) because he's a superstitious idiot.

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  33. List of tested lasers.... by BenJeremy · · Score: 1

    ...and how terribly bad they were over the safety limits?

    Also, can you publish the retailers carrying them and prices, so I can surely avoid getting them? /Heading back to the Flashlight Forums to discuss my new hexa-Cree 6000 lumen pen light.

  34. Re: How would you know? by EdmundSS · · Score: 1

    So, you only receive a brief flash from the laser, and only have a few rods and cones ablated by the coherent pulse from the laser. That one-second blast has only damaged 0.01% of your vision. Ten years down the line, when half your vision is gone, why would you associate the loss with a laser?

  35. And my axe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And my axe!

  36. Re:At least the moon is safe of those careless peo by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 2

    Well, thank you so very much for that link. I'd never before heard of "what-if.xkcd.com" and I am pleased to become a fan. I like the thinking and calculation* that went into that article. (* I am a fan of arithmetic and of calculating whatever I can whenever I can, as any review of my posts would show you. Recent example: Amazing! 4513 bytes per neuron per data-entry showing that the average data-cube per neuron is a cube of 16 pixels on the side for monochromatic laser, or a cube of 11 pixels edge-length if three different color lasers are used for data acquisition)

  37. Re: who gets to drive one? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

    So we require all laser pointer enthusiasts to have dome enclosures over their property as the solution to all this?

    We require anyone owning a laser pointer to refrain from pointing it at anyone without that person's consent, upon pain of fine or imprisonment. That includes pointing it at the sky unless you have specifically confirmed the area clear of air traffic.

    Your right to shine a bright light ends at my eyeballs. (Or at my property, for lasers strong enough to damage objects.)

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  38. Re: who gets to drive one? by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

    That's kind of the point I'm trying to make.. For anything beyond a very low power beam, we should require licensing for these plane-dropping laser pointers. But hey, if we can't get people to agree to regulate guns, good luck getting them to regulate laser pointers.

  39. This is coming coincidentally along with drones... by RocketRabbit · · Score: 1

    The fact that many agencies are now using drones to spy on everyday Americans might have something to do with this research. It's only a matter of time before people become resentful towards the eyes in the skies.

  40. another thing to buy by Adam+Appel · · Score: 1

    Now here is one more thing I have to buy before it's banned for "public safety" reasons.

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  41. So who tested and certified them again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So why did the same govt. stamp them as in compliance then?

    And since when can any light emitter using button-cell/AAA batteries have enough power to do "any" measurable damage?

    What are these people doing? throwing them at others/ stabbing the whole thing in their eye sockets, or are they the really dumb ones and swallowed the damn thing?

    Now if these are those wickedlasers.com.hk ones then there might be something, other than that sounds like a bunch of whiny nanny-state pussies to me.

    Wake me up when there's a real problem.

  42. Re: How would you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't work that way.
    Lasers damage your retina via heating. If the retina isn't damaged by the light exposure it isn't going to spontaneously burn up years later.

  43. Fuck lasers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope they ban them.

    Pointing them at planes, pointing them at movie theater screens, pointing them at moving cars. Lasers have no purpose or use to people in a mass production kind of way. They are more of an annoyance to most people than a benefit.

  44. Laser pointers pose a unique problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ordinary people would have expected laser pointers to have been banned by now- but this is based on a misunderstanding. Societies have to allow very many potentially dangerous things- cars, bleach, nitrate fertilizers to mention three, to exist and be available to ordinary people. Semiconductor lasers mostly exist under the same logic, BUT with one important difference.

    To be criminally anti-social with a laser is trivially and largely undetectable. Because the potential harm that is done effects the eyes alone, we have no 'weapons protocols' in place that naturally limit the likelihood that some idiot will casually misuse the laser in this way. Compare this to someone considering misusing a catapult, BB-gun, blow-pipe, or crossbow. The laser 'weapon' is silent, usually small, and difficult for people to trace back to the user.

    Of course, the laser pointer is largely given a free-ride because actual examples of malicious eye-damage are very rare. Dazzling a person is more of an issue than permanently affecting their sight.

    What has happened, therefore, is that misuse of a laser pointer has been addressed instead by governments. The law allows for a person who 'annoys' the state by laser to be punished severely, encouraged by laughable propaganda campaigns in the press. In this sense lasers are treated like computer hacking. Hack the wrong company or the wrong politician, even in a way barely criminal way, and they'll lock you up for years. Wave your laser near the wrong person or facility, and you'll suffer the same fate.

    As for overpowered pointers, well the laser element will always be capable of 'illegal' output, and will be limited by the circuit. Presumably, cheap lasers are assumed to rapidly dim across time, so when new, the circuit is designed to crank the output up, assuming the average lifetime output will meet the desired limit.

  45. XKCD On 1W Lasers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    From XKCD What-If #13:

    A 1-watt laser is an extremely dangerous thing. It’s not just powerful enough to blind you—it’s capable of burning skin and setting things on fire. Obviously, they’re not legal for consumer purchase in the US.

    Just kidding! You can pick one up for $300.

  46. Evolution by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

    Dangerously powerful lasers are the next step in the evolution of... LASER CATS!

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  47. In a word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YES!

    Stimulate the economy through government funded personal destruction!

    That sounds like the best use of the government I've heard of in at least 30 years :)

  48. Re:Oh, we can do somethingg about THAT? by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

    Add one fucking Ford Mustang GT when you turn 13, one case of Busch Light, and vials of smallpox, and I'm so fucking in on this plan.

    Is this where we use the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag?

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  49. Caveat emptor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The government isn't coming for your laser pointers. The real issue here is trust. How much do you trust the manufacturer of the laser pointer to have actually tested their product and labelled the output correctly? How much do you trust the retailer you bought that laser pointer from to stand behind their product? This study simply shows that a significant fraction of the laser pointers out there are mislabelled, and that's a real problem. No matter what you think the risks are, how can you make an informed decision if you can't trust the power output on the label to be what it actually is?

    The paper identifies a need for an independent testing organization to certify the labels on laser pointers. It doesn't have to be the government doing this; a not-for-profit commercial entity such as Underwriters Laboratories would be just as effective as long as the public is aware of the problem. When you buy an appliance, you trust that it won't burn down your house when properly operated. In the same vein, you trust that when you buy a low-power laser pointer, it won't blind you or your cat when properly operated.

  50. Hmmm by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    [points laser pointer at government report, which turns brown, then goes up in flames]

    No... no, I think that's about right.

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    1. Re:Hmmm by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      Lasers are inherently safe because you can only go blind one eye at a time.

  51. NLA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need to form the NLA (National Laser Association).

    Enforce your right to bear lasers!

  52. It's the driver, not the car by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    I don't think anyone owns a 350+ HP sports car to drive in a safe and legal manner all the time

    You're wrong. Also very presumptuous. There are many things a high powered sports car can do safely and legally that your average mommy sedan or SUV cannot. The vehicles can reduce all kinds of risk (passing with much larger safety margins, better [safer] stopping, better [safer] cornering), as it turns out, both the horsepower and the sporty handling can come in quite handy.

    That's exactly how I drove mine for the last few decades. No speeding tickets because -- ready -- no speeding. No patching out, no taking corners faster than posted (although I was *definitely* taking the corners significantly more safely than non sports vehicles were.) The only downside, really, was that to get the most out of the thing, I had to use soft compound tires, and they just don't last as long, and they cost a lot, and they scrub off like a rat bastard when you have to make a sudden stop (deer, other road hazards.) I have some truly hair-raising stories about putting flat spots on my tires -- but were it a lesser vehicle, the stories would have been about front-end impacts.

    All this, in a car that got decent milage (twin turbos ftw) and easily exceeded your 350 HP line in the sand. If I had *wanted* to speed and otherwise misbehave, it was right there at my fingertips. I leave it as an exercise for you to imagine why I never did.

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  53. Libertarian fix by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Let the marketplace sort it out. Those who buy juiced pointers will blind themselves such that they can no longer shop for juiced pointers and the problem self-fixes.

    1. Re:Libertarian fix by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Those who buy juiced pointers will blind themselves such that they can no longer shop for juiced pointers and the problem self-fixes.

      This doesn't work for the same reason we can't let drunks drive.

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  54. Oy by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    And since when can any light emitter using button-cell/AAA batteries have enough power to do "any" measurable damage?

    So... you don't understand optics, electricity, or biology. Some problems with math, too. Physics, as the Pythons would have it, is "right out."

    Just relax, son, others have got this for you.

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  55. Feline eval says... no. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Lasers have no purpose or use to people in a mass production kind of way.

    My cat suggests I smack you in the head. So would any astronomy student worth a darn. You might argue that astronomy is not "mass", and I would sadly agree that most people are broken in such a way that they are bereft of any such interest, however, you just can't argue with my cat, who has clearly thought this out further than you have. From one end of the building to the other, to be precise.

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  56. Dangerous Things by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Societies have to allow very many potentially dangerous things- cars, bleach, nitrate fertilizers to mention three, to exist and be available to ordinary people.

    Religion. You should have mentioned religion.

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  57. I'm glad my ... by Skapare · · Score: 1

    ... 1 watt blue laser isn't a hazard. And the 2 watt UV one is even less so.

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  58. Like that Dilbert Cartoon. by msaroff · · Score: 1

    I wasted a temp.

  59. Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do not look into laser regulation with remaining eye.

  60. No kidding! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out all the 5MW laser pointers on Ebay. How they get so much power from AAA batteries is amazing!

  61. Accident statistics by schlick · · Score: 1

    If they are so unsafe then they must have posted statistics about the number of reported laser related injuries/accidents. If not they can shaddap!

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  62. Regulations too stringent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we should relax the regulations, not ban the devices.

    In fact, I think the devices are too weak and need to be increased in power output.

  63. Second Amendment issue in disguise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This argument smells. Having this brought up at this moment with all the talk about gun control gives credence to the idea that laser pointers can be used as weapons against forces deployed by tyrannical governments. The idea that the right to self-defense is not an absolute one should also be a trigger for Godwin's Law.

    The current designs of DVD and BluRay burners no longer allow the removal of the write lasers as before. Tell me that consumer products are not being designed and re-designed the preclude their use as weapons.

  64. Having been 'blasted' by one by the+Gray+Mouser · · Score: 1

    I can say that toning them down may not be a bad idea.

    I was managing a Radio Shack at the time. I was helping customers near the counter, another associate was helping someone over with the 'gadgets', and the next thing I remember I'm picking myself up off the floor. Thankfully, I don't think my eyes suffered permanent damage, but my eyesight is so bad already I don't know if I could tell anyway :(

    I'm sure it was nothing malicious or intentional, just one of those freak things that happen, but I sure wouldn't wish it happening to someone else. So long as they can still do their job as pointers, which is to make a dot on a presentation board or wall in a relatively bright room, toning them down a bit doesn't bother me.

  65. "Nanny State!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one asked their opinion. Why does the government need to stick its nose into every industry? Do we *want* an intrusive government that nannies us like infants?

    We're adults and we want our shit.

  66. Re: who gets to drive one? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

    That's kind of the point I'm trying to make.. For anything beyond a very low power beam, we should require licensing for these plane-dropping laser pointers.

    It is a very, very large jump from "Your right to shine a bright light ends at my eyeballs" to "Those who own a laser of power greater than X mw without a permission slip from the government should be locked in a cage" -- which is what "licensing" amounts to. Prior restraint is almost always government overreach.

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  67. Re: who gets to drive one? by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

    That's kind of the point I'm trying to make.. For anything beyond a very low power beam, we should require licensing for these plane-dropping laser pointers.

    It is a very, very large jump from "Your right to shine a bright light ends at my eyeballs" to "Those who own a laser of power greater than X mw without a permission slip from the government should be locked in a cage" -- which is what "licensing" amounts to. Prior restraint is almost always government overreach.

    Except that catching someone who does this is nearly impossible, especially in the case of the high-powered green lasers that have been used to blind airline pilots while flying hundreds of people thousands of feet above the ground. So you have to determine which right is more important: the right to not be blinded by some asshole trying to kill you and a few hundred of your closest friends, or the right of any asshole to have unfettered access to any sort of dangerous equipment they want.