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Why Bad Directors Aren't Thrown Out

An anonymous reader writes "For publicly-owned companies, the CEO gets most of the spotlight. If the company is successful and the stock goes up, the CEO gets the credit. If the company stumbles, the CEO gets the blame. But an article at the NY Times points how the board of directors for most companies seem to get a free pass, even when their decisions or their CEO selections consistently go wrong. 'Last year, there were elections for 17,081 director nominees at United States corporations, according to the service. Only 61 of those nominees, or 0.36 percent, failed to get majority support. More than 86 percent of directors received 90 percent or more of the votes. Of the 61 directors who failed to get majority approval, only six actually stepped down or were asked to resign. Fifty-one are still in place, as of the most recent proxy filings.' The article uses Hewlett-Packard as an example; the past several years have seen poor CEO choices, the abominable Autonomy acquisition, and billions in write-offs for other failed endeavors. Yet HP's directors were all re-elected."

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  1. The reason why there are bad directors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sure, corporate interlock isn't as bad as it once was (don't believe anybody who claims it doesn't exist anymore) but the real reason is that the whole system is an asshole club based on friends and schmoozing. We don't have a mechanism to put good people in charge, and the people running things don't want it that way.

    There isn't much social mobility in this country. Directorships and positions like them are just part of a big scam to perpetuate dynastic transfer of wealth.

    The system is rigged.

    1. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by yuhong · · Score: 1

      http://michaelochurch.wordpress.com/2013/03/25/gervais-macleod-16-healthy-culture-vs-why-you/
      Notice in the comments I have talked about how hiring CEOs based on years of experience doing the same job is a bad idea.

    2. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by icebike · · Score: 0

      The reasons why there are bad directors is because they really don't matter.

      Most of them meet once or twice a year, most of them hold enough stock to prevent them from being dismissed, and most of them don't get involved in the management of the company on a day to day basis.

      Most boards are a lot like a Congressional Oversight Committee. They know very little about the day to day operations of the company, and make mostly macro decisions (lets sell off the Paint division, its always losing money) and seldom dig into the turf of the operational managers.

      Corporate line management have insulated themselves from corporate board meddling, in much the same way that The Department of Agriculture or Interior have largely kept Congressional committees in the dark.

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    3. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Well, you have to admit, most CEOs have a lot of experience at driving companies in the ground and asking for bailouts...

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    4. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by whoever57 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The reasons why there are bad directors is because they really don't matter.

      They appoint the CEO and decide his remuneration. That's probably their most important job and, as the article states, HP's board has failed at this task.

      They probably can do little positive for companies, but bad decisions can have a big impact.

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    5. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by DarkOx · · Score: 4, Informative

      The reason is blame taking is the CEO's real job.

      CEOs at big companies often have very short tenures; and no even abject failures are not necessarily career enders. It really comes down to investor perceptions. If the company is/was a mess to start with or the objective (I'll get to that) is thought to have not made any sense; they usually go on to other things without much trouble. Yes the existing board and management always blame the departing CEO for their ills if things are not great because lets face it, if you have to assign blame who better than they guy/gal who isn't there anymore? This works well because blaming the CEO (even if completely undeserved) is credible enough to protect the company and its board from share holder legal actions or votes that might require other board-members or management to be removed.

      Often CEO's will be moving on to "pursue other interests", "spend time with families", etc almost regardless of success or failure and almost always with a giant cash payout. Sure companies that are experiencing really good time might bring in a care taker CEO that hangs on longer; and sometimes you have founding father type CEO (Jobs for example), but most are brought in to effect some thing, they have demonstrated they can do in the past. Maybe its move the target demographic for the product, major re-branding, off shoring efforts; but something along those lines. They can either do it or they can't. At the end of the 18-24 months its time for them to go; even if they are successful as being good at getting one of those projects that sucks up an entire corporations' focus and doing day to day well after the dust settles are different skills and its rare one guy has both.

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    6. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Networking - and contrary to feminists... this penalises men as much as women. The Old Boys club doesn't include me... and I'm a man.

      2. Dirt. They've probably got all kinds of dirt on each other. See also point 3.

      3. Solidarity. One director is rarely to blame for an entire cock up. All of them are. Throw one under the bus and you're next.

    7. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you have to admit, most CEOs have a lot of experience at driving companies in the ground and asking for bailouts...

      That is the sole measure of their successful ascension to the elite club status. The workers are mere fodder for the stock market to be easily disposed or replaced as deemed cheapest for ongoing operations.

    8. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by ron_ivi · · Score: 5, Interesting

      CEOs have a lot of experience at driving companies in the ground and asking for bailouts.

      And unfortunately innovative bail-out strategies are more important skill for US business than running a company that actually invents cool stuff.

      The detroit automaker bailouts proved that. Rather than let them fail so the dozen small US automakers with near-production-ready electric cars and motorcycles could compete (and buy the factories and hire the talent they need in the big-3-bankruptcy sales), the government keeps bailing out the "too-big-to-fail" automakers who proved they can't invent a decent car if their very existance depends on it.

      Good thing (for them) that it doesn't. Bailouts are a far easier way to get big bonuses than doing actual good work.

    9. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by Rich0 · · Score: 2

      The reason is blame taking is the CEO's real job.

      CEOs at big companies often have very short tenures; and no even abject failures are not necessarily career enders.

      Sign me up! I'll be happy to put in two years at $12M/yr. I'll even let them blacklist me and ruin my reputation when they fire me (after giving me a $10M separation package). I guess I'll have to live in a box and try to stretch out my $34M in savings.

    10. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by David_Hart · · Score: 2

      CEOs have a lot of experience at driving companies in the ground and asking for bailouts.

      And unfortunately innovative bail-out strategies are more important skill for US business than running a company that actually invents cool stuff.

      The detroit automaker bailouts proved that. Rather than let them fail so the dozen small US automakers with near-production-ready electric cars and motorcycles could compete (and buy the factories and hire the talent they need in the big-3-bankruptcy sales), the government keeps bailing out the "too-big-to-fail" automakers who proved they can't invent a decent car if their very existance depends on it.

      Good thing (for them) that it doesn't. Bailouts are a far easier way to get big bonuses than doing actual good work.

      Actually, the interesting thing is that if the Government hadn't bailed out the Detroit auto makers, Ford would be the only one left intact. They didn't take a bailout and were able to ride out to the storm. GM and Chrysler would have had to go through the Bankruptcy process.

    11. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's only part of the story. Ford was in favour of the bailouts, even though they didn't take them, because if GM and Chrysler had gone out of business then a lot of other companies that supplied parts to GM and Chrysler would also have gone out of business. Many of them also supplied parts to Ford, so Ford would have suffered a sudden supply chain shortage and they didn't think that they'd be able to survive this. That's what 'too big to fail' means: that if the company fails, then it will affect significantly more than just that one company. Ford was in the strange position of not being able to survive the sudden failure of their competition.

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    12. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      Ford was in the strange position of not being able to survive the sudden failure of their competition.

      And that's why other automakers make auto parts. Not all of them of course, but GM famously does. The world could do without Chrysler (they're making less and less of their own cars, and nothing but Chryslers are built with Mopar parts) but GM failing tomorrow would be a serious problem. All this means is that Ford is a bad stock buy, because their relative lack of parts manufacturing leaves them at the whims of the market.

      Of course, lots of other automakers are in the same position. Mitsus and Subarus and maybe even Nissans (dunno about now, though, in the Renault era) are all made with Mitsu and Hitachi parts. They're not big enough to make their own electronic gewgaws.

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    13. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      spoken like a true pleb.

      I'm a director and I like it. I like the granular feel of your bones crunching under my feet.

      Seriously, stop whining and become an entrepreneur and lead. If you're not a leader and/or entrepreneur, then shutup and do the work. Silly little underling.

    14. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The detroit bailouts proved that huge companies with cash flow problems will get bailed out because saving a million jobs is more important than ideological purity for right wing capitalism worshippers.

    15. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by fritsd · · Score: 1

      posting to remove wrong moderation. sorry.. i tried to mod you "insightful" but failed.

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    16. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ford did take bailout money. Though the truth is that the 'bailouts' were loans. http://www.forbes.com/sites/joannmuller/2012/08/29/automakers-report-card-who-still-owes-taxpayers-money-the-answer-might-surprise-you/

    17. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You all here are SO NAIVE... It is schizophrenias, they *hear* voices, everything is wrong, any decision and lots of voices wanting to expose the situation with bad advice etc. The voices are more important than the thing at hand and reasonable decisions. HP is just an example? Those are attacks and they are concerted and purposeful because they become effective, and that is the reason why corporations are failing so much... and top technologists suddenly end up way behind in technological races where they were THE inventor. Kodak is a very interesting case, I think they let go current camera technology and only now came back up, for that reason: schizophrenias being used. Intel cannot pass from x86? Same reason. Windows is now despicable and more trouble to program today than it was before? Same reason! And the reason why Asia is taking such positions in technology and America falling behind EVERY TIME AMERICA MAKES A TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCE: because schizophrenias are not controlled but used. I think some people ought to read this, but this site cannot do general calls, can it? djb

    18. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      posting to remove wrong moderation. sorry.. i tried to mod you "insightful" but failed.

      Good thing, there was nothing "insightful" in that post. It was both "interesting" and "funny", but I can't see how it could be "insightful".

    19. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Ford was in favour of the bailouts, even though they didn't take them, because if GM and Chrysler had gone out of business then a lot of other companies that supplied parts to GM and Chrysler would also have gone out of business.

      Perhaps I am missing something here...

      So GM and Chrysler would die and stop making cars. The demand for cars would not change even a little bit as demand is consumer driven, not supply driven. So my question is this: Why would part suppliers go out of business if the same number of cars were needed?

      Surely, I can see that there would be some disruptions of normal operations for the suppliers and that there would be chances for new suppliers to break into the business... but I fail to see a problem here.

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      Honestly, the status quo sucked and there should have been upheavals. I still refuse to ever buy an American car and I have colored other people's views concerning American vehicles too. These vehicles are absolutely terrible. They are designed strictly to garner as much profit for the manufacturer as possible.

      Of course, that last statement seems to make perfect sense to you and most everyone else in this world; however, I would argue that the item being manufactured should be aimed at satisfying the consumer first and only then should a profitability analysis be performed. As it is, all we get are cars that are unreliable and zero fun to drive with stereos that are part of the engine control computer so that your only choice of stereo is one that the manufacturer provides so that they can get a 1000% profit margin off it and never be what you want out of a stereo.

      You want All Wheel Drive? Why would anyone need that? You want a retractable top too? No, we will only offer that on our crappiest models. Audi is the _only_ auto manufacturer with a semi-reasonable lineup of AWD convertibles but Audis are overpriced and the ECU is programmed to be as non-fun as possible... and Audi is not even American! Meh. American Automakers are not even on the road map except possibly for trucks but now that Toyota and Nissan make reliable trucks, why even bother throwing American automakers that bone? Double meh to American automakers. It is a crime that they were prevented from failing.

      American auto manufacturers should all just go out of business.
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    20. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      So GM and Chrysler would die and stop making cars. The demand for cars would not change even a little bit as demand is consumer driven, not supply driven. So my question is this: Why would part suppliers go out of business if the same number of cars were needed?

      Because Ford was already producing cars at their maximum production capacity. It would take them a long time (months at least, probably years) to build factories that could ramp up production to meet demand. No one would want to take over the factories producing unprofitable vehicles as going concerns, so there would be a drop in demand for various parts for at least a few months. In a recession, most suppliers didn't have sufficient liquidity (or access to loans) to survive having a 50-75% drop in sales for several months.

      American auto manufacturers should all just go out of business.

      I don't disagree, but having them suddenly go out of business would be a problem, as you'd have a massive number of people becoming unemployed all at once, and other sectors wouldn't be able to absorb them all. Ideally, you want big companies to die by first becoming small companies. When a small companies goes bankrupt, it has a far less significant impact on the rest of the economy.

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    21. Re:The reason why there are bad directors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of Accellion.

  2. uhhh... by redneckmother · · Score: 2

    ... and this differs from the US political system ... How?

    1. Re:uhhh... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, I thought the headline referred to George Lucas or Michael Bay.

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    2. Re:uhhh... by nametaken · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You should read the article, because it doesn't resemble how the US political system works at all. If it did, these feckless board members would be removed all the time.

    3. Re:uhhh... by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah, they are experts compared to Uwe Boll who came to mind when I read the headline.

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    4. Re:uhhh... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      I was thinking M. Night Shyamalan.

    5. Re:uhhh... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Uwe Boll and the directors mentioned aren't so different. They deliver horrible work, then ask government for more grants for their next blunder.

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    6. Re:uhhh... by jellyfoo · · Score: 1

      What, you forget Uwe Boll or something?

    7. Re:uhhh... by kenaaker · · Score: 2
      The primary difference is that you can vote against someone in a government election. (Ok, vote for the opponent).

      I don't think I've ever seen a proxy ballot where I could vote against anybody. It's always -- Vote to confirm the directors and the recommendations or withhold. That's a candy-ass rigged system.

    8. Re:uhhh... by femtobyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If boards worked like the US political system, there would be two distinct groups of board members: about half wearing neckties, and the other half wearing bow-ties.

      Every few years, people would say "those folks wearing bow-ties are completely screwing everything up. Let's kick them out, and replace them with the necktie wearers."
      A few years later: "those folks wearing neckties are completely screwing everything up. Let's kick them out, and replace them with the bow-tie wearers."
      And so on...

      Meanwhile at the country club, the necktie and bow-tie wearers are enjoying scotch and cigars together, gently ribbing each other for wearing the wrong goofy neck-decorators.

    9. Re:uhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, they are experts compared to Uwe Boll who came to mind when I read the headline.

      So I wasn't the first person to think of Uwe when I saw this title...

    10. Re:uhhh... by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, "I see dead people, they're everywhere" does seem like a decent description of most corporate boards.

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    11. Re:uhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... it doesn't resemble how the US political system works ...

      Let me see. Goldman-Sachs creates 'securitization' goods they know are worthless. They oversell the goods until AIG goes bankrupt. The CEO is then hired by President Obama. Now I see the total lack of resemblence!

    12. Re:uhhh... by Tamerlin · · Score: 1

      One theory I heard for why Uwe Boll continues to get hired to direct movies in spite of his spectacular record for making terrible films is that he's a great tax shelter. If you're the head of a production company and you hire out directors to make films (common), hiring Uwe Boll to make a film will almost certainly lead to a significant loss, and therefore mitigate your tax bill. Hence, Uwe Boll makes a lot of bad movies in spite of being a pretty lousy director.

    13. Re:uhhh... by Tamerlin · · Score: 1

      Feckless implies unfortunate. These board members aren't feckless, they're incompetent and probably voting for CEOs who promise to share their golden umbrellas.

    14. Re:uhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feckless implies unfortunate.

      No it doesn't, except indirectly in the sense that if you are feckless it isn't a great thing to be.

      But you could say that about any adjective with negative connotations.

  3. The deck is stacked in director's favor by John3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Director elections are stacked in favor of the incumbents due to the way the elections are structured. The directors nominate candidates for the board, usually through their governance or nominating committee. It's in their interests to keep the status quo and nominate themselves to be the only choices on the ballot. Nearly every corporate ballot (proxy ballot) has just enough director nominees to fill the available slots so there really isn't a choice. Corporate governance is a slow process and companies don't really want a lot of turnover on the board. In most situations this is a good thing, for investors and for the company as a whole.

    However, this process does have the effect of protecting directors when things go south as it takes a real grass roots movement from stockholders to get other names nominated for the director slot. Most commonly you'll see this when a large holding company decides to pool their stocks and distributes an alternate proxy.
     

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    1. Re:The deck is stacked in director's favor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In addition, aren't there both suggested votes and default values of your vote?

      Take a look at this example of a Walmart proxy form: http://media.corporate-ir.net/media_files/irol/11/112761/ARs/2011_Proxy_Ballot.pdf

      In bold text "The Board of Directors recommends a vote "FOR" all the nominees listed in Proposal 1, "FOR" Proposals 2 and 3, "FOR" every 1 Year for Proposal 4, and "AGAINST" Proposals 5 through 9"

      More bold "If you do not specify how the proxy should be voted, it will be voted "FOR" all the nominees listed in Proposal 1, "FOR" Proposals 2 and 3, "FOR" every 1 Year for Proposal 4, and "AGAINST" Proposals 5 through 9"

      It does say "You are encouraged to specify your choices by marking the appropriate boxes on the reverse side, but you need not mark any box if you wish to vote in accordance with the Board of Directors’ recommendations. The proxy holders cannot vote the shares unless you sign and return this card, vote by Internet, or vote by telephone" so I guess it isn't completely evil. Your votes aren't defaulted unless you mail the card in blank.

      I bet them repeatedly suggesting what you should vote for, and defaulting votes where they can is enough to slide through pretty much anything.

    2. Re:The deck is stacked in director's favor by redneckmother · · Score: 2

      I have a handful of shares in an infamous bank corp (don't ask - former local employer hoovered up - long sad story). I won't sell them because it costs them beau-coup bucks to mail out all the quarterly US$0.20 checks and quarterly rah-rah. I always vote in direct opposition to any recommendations or "preferred" directors on the ballot. It's just my small way of saying "fuck you very much" for destroying a great place to work.

    3. Re:The deck is stacked in director's favor by Capt.+Skinny · · Score: 1

      Even when the incumbents receive a majority of 'withhold' votes, they often continue to serve. According to one report (PDF), only 5-8% of directors who receive a majority of withhold votes depart as a result.

    4. Re:The deck is stacked in director's favor by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Wow, I didn't know my mother posted on Slashdot.

      My grandmother had some shares in a regional bank, which, through a couple of acquisitions, ended up as Bank of America. My cousin, brother, and I each got 1/3 of the shares, so, at $0.01 per share dividend, I get a check for $0.18 every three months. My mother insists that we cash them.

    5. Re:The deck is stacked in director's favor by Rich0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The other big injustice is that most people can't actually vote their shares at all.

      The average person puts their money in a mutual fund of some kind. Unless that fund is dedicated to a single stock, the fund manager will vote the shares. You can have enough money in the fund to own 1000 shares of every stock held by the fund, but you won't get to vote any of them. Oh, and the same goes for your pension, assuming you're lucky enough to still have one. Even though you earned the money by working, your employer will hold onto it, vote the shares it is invested in, and if you're really lucky they might even give you what you've earned when you retire. Then again, they might just declare bankruptcy and you can get in line.

      That's a big part of why the status quo prevails - almost all the votes are cast by institutions.

      Half the problems on Wall Street boil down to "other people's money."

    6. Re:The deck is stacked in director's favor by redneckmother · · Score: 1

      Wow, I didn't know my mother posted on Slashdot. .

      So... you're a Redneck? :-)

    7. Re:The deck is stacked in director's favor by DarthBart · · Score: 1

      I get a yearly ballot for directors for the Lee County Electric Cooperative. You can vote yes or no for each candidate. I always vote no for everyone.

      Doesn't make a difference, but I feel better.

    8. Re:The deck is stacked in director's favor by bouldin · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, I'd mod this up. Rich0 is right, we have a legacy system of shareholder voting that does not work so well now that the biggest shareholders are institutional investors. The votes of mutual fund managers dwarf those of individual stockholders.

    9. Re:The deck is stacked in director's favor by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Nah, up in Maine we use the term "hicks" instead.

  4. Only once sentence is necessary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the first sentence and I immediately thought, "You mean like HP?"

  5. The problem with technology... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    Cut-n-paste just makes it way too easy to be a vanity paranoid psycho cluebie.

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  6. Nokia CEO ? by jcdr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is in fact the real questions:
    * How the Nokia board slowly changed to the point it elected a CEO that bring Nokia to his fall.
    * How can the board allow disruptive and destructive action from the CEO without limitation or even a reaction ?

  7. oh oh oh i know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Could it be because capitalism is just an excuse to get the idiots at the bottom to think that Aspiration Will Get You Up There while those at the top are just a bunch of layabouts scratching each others' backs and mostly giving not a fuck about anything beyond making enough money to buy another yacht before they receive their golden parachute?

    The world runs thanks to careful centralised regulation and provision of education and research combined with small, agile businesses - and in spite of behemoth corporations.

  8. "If the company stumbles, the CEO gets the blame"? by blind+biker · · Score: 1

    In what parallel universe is this true?

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  9. Ruling class by rsilvergun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    they're your ruling class silly. Your masters. They own you. Sure, you could do something about that. But you'd need a lot of power. Somethin' like a government body. And that'd be socialism (cue dramatic music).

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    1. Re:Ruling class by DarkOx · · Score: 0

      But you'd need a lot of power. Somethin' like a government body. And that'd be socialism (cue dramatic music).

      You are right! With government and socialism we can replace the sometimes abusive aristocracy that usually is smart enough not to strangle their golden goose (us) even if we are caged. If history is any indication of things though. We can exchange that for an even smaller number of pols who will be even more abusive with less common sense and be even more painful to eventually oust.

      I'll stick with the status quo, k thanks bye.

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    2. Re:Ruling class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " But you'd need a lot of power."
      How about an unruly mob, armed with pitch forks and scythes (assuming they are successful in taking our arms away).

    3. Re:Ruling class by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      they're your ruling class silly. Your masters. They own you. Sure, you could do something about that. But you'd need a lot of power. Somethin' like a government body. And that'd be socialism (cue dramatic music).

      There is another solution. It was all the rage about 250 years ago. But people need to be dragged down even further until they are willing to risk their cushy livelihoods for a real change of the guard.

      Fuck it. I probably already have an FBI file.

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    4. Re:Ruling class by genkernel · · Score: 1

      This is why we are where we are. This is one of the biggest reasons (corporate funding being more important, obviously) the republicrats have consistently won the US elections in recent times. I am always reminded, when hearing sentiments like this, of Douglas Adam's description of a particular (fictional) democracy ruled by lizards. The people are not lizards, they just elect the lizards to rule them. Why do they elect lizards?

      “Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard,” said Ford, “the wrong lizard might get in.”

      Please, do not sacrifice what is practical for the future for the convenience of the present. Surely, regardless of viewpoint, be it socialist or libertarian or what have you, this remains true: that people tend to get the worst government they (as a community) are willing to put up with.

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  10. Tell that to Uwe Boll. by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1, Offtopic
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    1. Re:Tell that to Uwe Boll. by pushing-robot · · Score: 2

      The late Ed Wood says "hi".

      And also "braaains", but in a stilted and really rather pathetic tone.

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    2. Re:Tell that to Uwe Boll. by turkeyfeathers · · Score: 1

      Could you imagine what would happen if Uwe Boll was elected to HP's Board?

    3. Re:Tell that to Uwe Boll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      could not possibly be any worse.

    4. Re:Tell that to Uwe Boll. by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      I think they'd buy out the Mortal Kombat franchise and then sell it in tablet form.

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    5. Re:Tell that to Uwe Boll. by will_die · · Score: 1

      His plans for making money for himself and his investors was good. He found a good may to legally maximize profits and do so on a great scale. He was able to select people to that could carry what was needed.
      So putting him on the HP Board would probably be good.

    6. Re:Tell that to Uwe Boll. by TarPitt · · Score: 1

      HP's stock price would soar - they would have a board member with management skill far above the existing board

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    7. Re:Tell that to Uwe Boll. by khallow · · Score: 1

      Ed Wood's stuff had soul. Uwe Boll's stuff had tax write off.

    8. Re:Tell that to Uwe Boll. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Would the blue screen be replaced be the Fatality screen?

  11. Eerily familiar by fustakrakich · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This sounds a lot like why corrupt politicians who impose bad policy constantly get reelected and appointed to office. For instance, we still have people like Rumsfeld, Kissinger, and the rest of that wrecking crew exerting their influence, damn near fifty years on. Must be a psychological issue.

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    1. Re:Eerily familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its called public voting, it's a pretty inefficient system to do things. But until all people are equal, its kinda all we got. So let's hope our species is able to a avoid extinction until that point in our evolution.

    2. Re:Eerily familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sigh* No, thats WRONG. Here is how voting works in most countries: Established parties publish lists and engage in established debates which may even be on the nationalized television channel. Established parties are more important due the fact people have voted on them, so there is a large chance people will vote on them again.
      This is true for every nation with any form of western democracy, even USA, where the only difference is that there is talk about representatives of the duopoly winning instead of talking about which rich established group with media control that wins.
      Even if people where equal, it does not adress the core flaw of any western system: The defacto power of being a part of the winners of a election, even if you are on the losing party who only got 40% of the seats is so large, and it prevents any less corrupt rivals from rising and kicking your party out during the next election or even the same election.

    3. Re:Eerily familiar by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Must be a psychological issue.

      Well, every self-respecting sociopath has to teach himself how to successfully trick people into anything. Some of them succeed, and start calling themselves "politicians".

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    4. Re:Eerily familiar by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      That, and the fact that the trickery works is a very big part of the equation. And it's not only politicians. It applies to all positions of power. The psychologists of the early 20th century laid it out pretty clearly. It even explains religion, the nature of submission in general.

      Love the sig :-)

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    5. Re:Eerily familiar by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      ...it prevents any less corrupt rivals from rising and kicking your party out during the next election or even the same election.

      Tell that to the Italians. At least they're making a bit more than a feeble effort. We should all be watching closely. It could be the morale booster we all need to get out of this quagmire we put ourselves in.

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  12. The Big Lie by benjfowler · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ostensibly we live in a free society, but that doesn't meant that our elites, with the connivance of Hollywood, propagandize to suit their elite interests. The stories they tell always fit an elite, self-serving narrative.

    The greatest lie of our age, is that hard work is rewarded. So when things are unfair, we blame ourselves for not working hard enough, which is convenient for the rich, who are born into power, marry into it, or at least make the right friends.

    This also explains the existence of the Tea Party, and why stupid and gullible people fight so savagely for the interests of the elites, and against their own -- they've drunk the Kool Aid, and honestly believe that each and every one of them are potential future billionaires, if it weren't for teh liburls, gays and leftists.

    We do NOT live in a meritocracy -- far from it.

    1. Re:The Big Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You got it!

      I'm about 4 years out of college with my first real company. I founded it and it's doing great so... I probably am fighting my own future interests here although I totally agree. I have employees who are being paid crap wages. I'm doing well because I understand the market, am willing to take risks, and exploiting my employees.

      In my defense at least some of them aren't worth what I pay them. However I do have at least one person who should be making $60 USD / hour whose making $15 USD / hour. Another employee I started out at $8 and is now at $8.50. If he was smart he would go out and get paid $60-100 / hour. He sucks but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to exploit other people. He only needs to go through the right motions 80% of the time.

    2. Re:The Big Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believing that hard work is rewarded is not the same as believing in a meritocracy. Cheating can lead to rewards, as can dumb luck, and any number of other things. If the government is operated by people who cheated or lucked their way to wealth, it doesnt mean that individuals cant still gain more rewards by working more.

    3. Re:The Big Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Easy solution. Don't by their stock. You are absolutely free to do that. Well, unless your democratically elected bought them for you with taxpayer money

      I'm not sure if you are trolling or cheer leading. Not a bagger myself, but the Tea Party was adamantly against the massive corporate and bank bailouts. They were more in tune with OWS than the Democrat or Republican parties ever were.

    4. Re:The Big Lie by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

      Please explain then how roughly 80% of the millionaires in the US are first generation wealthy.

    5. Re:The Big Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A million dollars doesn't get you very far today. It's not *that* hard to become a millionaire. There's a lot of them (over 5 million of them), and the vast majority have no real influence on society.

      We're talking about the actual elites.

    6. Re:The Big Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A million dollars really doesn't mean what it used to. Note the GP's chosen word; BILLIONAIRES. A millionaire is arguably just upper-middle-class due to inflation and other economic effects, particularly if you're talking about someone with low-seven-figures total net worth, depending on the part of the country you're in. If you invest well, over the course of a decent upper-middle-class type job, I could totally see lots of self-made millionaires at retirement age. This doesn't mean the game isn't rigged for the upper-upper-class, as GP is arguing.

    7. Re:The Big Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First generation millionaires are irrelevant. Being a millionaire made you a part of the "elites" in 1930, but not so much anymore.

    8. Re:The Big Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "or at least make the right friends"

      Isn't that called networking and building a career? Is that evil somehow?

      My business partner came here from China after school with very little money. He "made the right friends" and moved up. He's doing pretty damn good. If some poor Chinese kid can come do that why can't you? And he had to work damn hard to do it.

    9. Re:The Big Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if only the Tea Party had pulled the giant cross out their ass and stopped sucking Jesus's dick on social issues, they might have gotten somewhere.

      Instead they allowed themselves to abandon their conservative stances to be sure that Big Liberal Government could tell you who you can and can't cuddle with.

    10. Re:The Big Lie by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      That sad thing is you really think that crap is true. Most people are not as dumb as you think. The vast majority of libertarian / tea party type folks I know; don't expect to ever be billionaires. Most of us just want to be able to claim a few acres of own and be left alone. Which we probably could do if "teh liburls" would not try to tax us for breathing.

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    11. Re:The Big Lie by sjames · · Score: 1

      Except that largely, the reward for more hard work is more hard tiredness and premature aging.

      Hard work MAY pay off, and is more likely to than couch surfing, but luck and who you know dominate the equation.

    12. Re:The Big Lie by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Everyone loves a rags to riches story, so most of the 'big successes' will play that story up for all it's worth. They'd rather not admit that they went from moderately wealthy with connections to extremely wealthy. Dig deeper and you'll find their rags of childhood were made by Gucci most of the time.

    13. Re:The Big Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Which we probably could do if "teh liburls" would not try to tax us for breathing

      Nah. Once you kill off all "teh libruls" you'll end up tearing out each other's throats for imagined moral slights like sleeping with another man or wearing mixed fibers or something.

      The Tea Party once had a point, now it just has the God Cock jammed up its ass. But hey, at least you all are still proving the old saying: you don't give a damn what your elected officials do for you as long as they vote the right way on abortion. Works for both parties. Tell us that joke again, the one about teh librul banning soda because it's bad for you and how it's totally different than when Republicans ban weed because it's bad for you.. well, you think its a joke but I'll let you in on a little hint, we're not laughing with you.

    14. Re:The Big Lie by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 0

      Nonsense. The OP stated that hard work is not rewarded.

      Well that's horseshit. Bill Clinton and Barack Obama (both illegitimate children born into lower class America) didn't win the birth lottery. They seem to be doing fine. Warren Buffet started with NOTHING. Larry Ellison? Completely self-made.

      If you want to restrict the consideration to Billionaires, I'm fine with that. The percentage of Billionaires on the Forbes list that are completely self-made is 70%. Even more telling is that the percentage that started with either a million dollars or more, or with a medium sized company is a mere 11%.

      Maybe a million dollars isn't what it used to be. But it's FAR from nothing. It's enough to live on reasonably if you decide you are just not going to work any more. You are free to live your life independent of the whim of anyone. Ultimately that is the greatest luxury.

    15. Re:The Big Lie by blackraven14250 · · Score: 2

      Real estate is expensive. People spend their whole lives trying to own a house, and once that mortgage is gone, they have a sizable nest egg. The house alone can push you half way to being a millionaire in my area of the country; a small, 2 bedroom townhouse is frequently upwards of $300k.

    16. Re:The Big Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So all the other people who didn't become billionares are just lazy moochers? Not a single one of them possibly worked hard?

      There's way too much luck involved if you aren't born into a connected family, regardless of your hard work. There's very little hard work involved if you are.

    17. Re:The Big Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the middle class's version of the lottery. Very few ever make it that big. Just look at the numbers, and follow the real power.

    18. Re:The Big Lie by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      An AC above posted a nice story ...

      http://exiledonline.com/failing-up-with-citigroups-dick-parsons/

      There is nothing wrong with entrepreneurial networking, the problem is that the top is littered with networks of little better than confidence men looking for fellow sociopaths to sell their cons ... and as the article shows, the very very top is by far the worst.

    19. Re:The Big Lie by C10H14N2 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Warren Buffet is the son of a four-term congressman who owned a stock brokerage and gave him his first job. He graduated high school in Washington, DC while his father was a sitting member of congress, then was promptly enrolled at U. Penn to study business.

      Please stop spreading this "started from nothing" bullshit. It is a myth.

    20. Re:The Big Lie by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

      YOU could, whether future generations could is an open question ... the ability of capitalism to avoid wealth concentration in the absence of redistribution is an open question (obviously crony capitalism is even better at wealth concentration, but that's a different matter ... you can have relatively large government without crony capitalism, see Sweden for instance, or even Switzerland which is a whole lot more socialist than most libertarians pretend).

      In the end feudalism is perfectly compatible with anarcho-capitalism ... it just requires a "King" who owns a lot of land.

    21. Re:The Big Lie by dbIII · · Score: 1

      There's a point where is does become evil - sacking the incumbent and giving a friend a job at $100,000 per month to manage more than ten thousand people when he hasn't managed more than two is a bit much, for an example in the city I'm in. For a US example there's the former head of FEMA whose previous experience was as a horse judge.
      Your example on the other hand sounds more like someone that had shown they could do something to a lot of people instead of just getting a plum job handed to them on a plate by a former college roommate.

    22. Re:The Big Lie by TarPitt · · Score: 1

      "I always wanted to be a millionaire. Never thought my ticket would be a house in Van Nuys"

      - Former co-worker

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    23. Re:The Big Lie by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Please explain then how roughly 80% of the millionaires in the US are first generation wealthy.

      He said that it was a myth that hard work is rewarded. You're saying that the people who are rewarded worked hard. These are not, in fact, contradictions.

      Suppose you have 20 million people who work really hard. 19.999 million of them end up treading water their entire lives, with a fair bit dying without being able to pay for decent medical care. One thousand of them become millionaires. Every one of those millionaires worked hard, and yet almost everybody who worked hard didn't amount to much of anything.

      Sure, Gates and Zuckerberg and such worked hard and had great ideas and were rewarded for it. However, for each story like that there are tens of thousands of others who also worked hard and had great ideas, and who amounted to nothing.

      Any society is going to have its winners and losers. However, the wealth distribution in the US is such that if you put 100 random Americans in a room, the money held by all but one of them would be a round-off error in comparison to the lucky guy. There is a decent chance he worked hard to get that money, but likely not much harder than most of the rest.

    24. Re:The Big Lie by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      .
      Buffet spent 3 years working an entry level as an investment salesman for his father in a small brokerage in the financial hub of Omaha Nebraska for a salary of a couple of thousand per year.

      If you think that is something that automatically leads to being considered the greatest investor of the 20th century you are frigging nuts.

    25. Re:The Big Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think that job security and connections are the same springboard as "nothing" you are fucking nuts.

    26. Re:The Big Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop changing the goalpoats. The OP said

      The greatest lie of our age, is that hard work is rewarded

      Not that "hard work will make you one of the elites who controls society" - rewarded. And hard work will. Not as much as being born into old money, no, but it will still get you rewarded.

  13. Not news. It doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In The Trial of Socrates, I.F. Stone wrote, "The "destruction" Socrates predicts for the bad ruler is little or no consolation to the ruled." All you have to do is recall the destruction of Germany, first at the hands of the New York Fed and the Versaille Treaty, then at the hands of the Nazis, to know how true this really is. After WWII Germany was in ruins... but hey, they we were rid of Hitler!

    Stop investing in feudalism and start leading your life like it mattered, and you wouldn't have to listen to the inevitable crap as if it were news. We don't have to continue to swallow the same old crap from conservatives whose paramount consideration is there own wealth & power.

    This isn't news, it's history repeating itself in the endless loop of greed, avarice and will to dominate rather than learn. Apparently, glory is a concept that reincarnates itself to the detriment of most anyone who thinks they deserve to live more grandly than the previous asshole.

    1. Re:Not news. It doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      disability for each month $1920 medicare part a&b included
      where is this silver platter you speak of?
      when was the last time you survived on 1920 per month
      rent utilities fuel and medicine eat that up in two MAYBE three weeks
      maybe i use the silver platter for the rest of the month

    2. Re:Not news. It doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      disability for each month $1920 medicare part a&b included

      As a guy who started showing symptoms of MS at 20, I wish the letters from social security told me my disability would be that much. So far I've apparently worked long enough to get about $700/mo. So if you see a guy in your rearview mirror coming up behind you a little too fast, sorry, that's just me driving to work with one eye and no sense of balance because I can't afford to go on the dole for another 6 or 7 years.

    3. Re:Not news. It doesn't matter by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      Hmm...right now? My mortgage is $450, my phone bill is $30, my internet connection is $32, water/trash $90, electricity $200, food $200, car insurance $70, maybe $100 a month on gas if I drive around a lot that month (typically I do less than that.) If we want to account for other misc stuff, round that up to $1300. $1300 is on a bad month, so yeah, 1920 is plenty, in fact I could retire on that.

      We all like New York, but not all of us live there. I live in a decent looking neighborhood in the suburbs of the Phoenix area. The cost of living index of Phoenix is 99, which means we're within the margin of error of the average of the US as a whole, so it isn't as if I'm living in the boondocks. As for medicine...when you're on disability, you get medicare, so the cost is zero.

      Nice job on the -1 disagree moderation BTW.

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    4. Re:Not news. It doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      those with less money can afford to have these nice things

      The problem is that we're running up against "those with no money". Fortunately for the elite, national borders mean nothing to them and they can find people with less money somewhere else. People with no money can just die in a ditch.

    5. Re:Not news. It doesn't matter by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      Who are these people with no money? Outside of say north korea or some other extremely socialist country, these people don't exist.

      We complain about how abhorrent the working conditions in china are, yet nobody actually looks at what is going on there. The media makes a big stink about the suicides of workers, but the suicide rate is about the same there as anywhere else.

      Personally, I'm comfortable with how I live. Yet somebody from France would think that it's abhorrent to make less than $14 an hour and work more than 35 hours a week, while only taking 2 weeks out of the year on vacation. Australians have $15 minimum wage, but look at how expensive shit there is. What good does it do to have double the minimum wage if everything costs twice as much anyways? What are you gaining, exactly?

      The economy will find an equilibrium somewhere and expenses will match wages, no matter how high you set the floor. People don't realize this and scream bloody murder when they see it happen. But WHY? In China, one USD will take you a LOT further than it will here. So yeah, they CAN live comfortably off of what we consider abhorrent wages.

      I might sound like a doomsayer with the above, but I'm not doing any such thing. I already know I'll survive whatever comes, and so will most people. The problem is going to be the activists who bust out the guillotines like in the French revolution because the can't charge their ipad.

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    6. Re:Not news. It doesn't matter by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Australia ... but look at how expensive shit there is

      We import far too much and get gouged by the importers. It's a consequence of an economy based around selling raw materials in bulk at a cheap price - just like Argentina only we've been luckier at finding buyers.

      It's a silly discussion anyway because the USA has a huge shadow economy of migrants that are not legally allowed to work so undercut the minimum wage when they do. All that bullshit about everything going to China due to competing on wages does not that that into account - it's stuff like the high US steel prices due to protectionism and a variety of other factors that drove your manufacturing out of the country. The wage debate is really all about increasing profit margins.

    7. Re:Not news. It doesn't matter by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      Protectionism is every bit of a "corporate" profit thing as it is a "union profit" thing. In fact, unions pushed for that much harder than any corporation did. That whole thing was all about saving jobs, and it had the result of taking away jobs elsewhere for the reason you just stated. They did the same with the sugar tariffs. Or this:

      http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1978963,00.html

      Hey look at that, we're paying our tax dollars to brazilian farmers for giving us...nothing...

      Actually though we are still the top manufacturing country in the world, just we could be doing a lot better if there weren't any tariffs. It's a bit of a shock when you tell people this when they are already under the assumption that the US doesn't manufacture anything any more. China makes a lot of junk like t-shirts and iphones. We make earth movers and jumbo jets.

      Something you always need to take into consideration though is that labor rates figure into the cost of *everything* you buy. If you pay higher wages, then you are going to pay higher prices. If you pay higher prices, then how does having a higher minimum wage benefit you? It's just a wash. And we're not just talking imported goods either, look at food prices. I've done research on Australia because I'm looking at taking up a job there. Personally I don't take politics into consideration when I'm moving unless it affects my livelihood. If I always did that, hell I'd have nowhere to go.

      The only political thing I'd have an issue with there is if I ever became a national, I'd be forced to vote. As it currently is, I think voting is mostly just a waste of time as I've found most voters don't actually give a shit about what they are voting for, they just want to see their side win as if it was a football game. The signal to noise is so bad that trying to get your message across is an act in futility, so there's really no point. I'd imagine that forcing them to vote probably amplifies the problem, but I have little experience with the average Australian voter.

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    8. Re:Not news. It doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider this:
      How dumb the average person is.
      Now, realise that half the Population is dumber than that. ?
      And now, everyone has an equal vote.

    9. Re:Not news. It doesn't matter by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Dunno why you brought up the union thing - it's irrelevant which bit of the US steel industry tried to commit suicide with the government's help. The Australian steel industry managed to come close to committing suicide alone. I used to be in a place that made steel rod that was sent to Taiwan, coated in Rutile from an Australian sand mine, and then sent back with a big markup as welding rods because nobody here could get their act together enough to do it at home.

      The sugar one is another good example I've brought up here myself. You guys are wrecking your kids livers twice as fast as if they were on cane sugar in their drinks because the cane farmers priced themselves out of the market and corn syrup moved in.

      Something you always need to take into consideration though is that labor rates figure into the cost of *everything* you buy.

      No.
      Working in heavy industry cured me of that delusion. When you work in a place large enough that the bill to repaint the buildings exceeds the yearly wages bill it becomes very obvious that there are a lot of costs involved in production and once you get away from having people sitting in front of sewing machines making t-shirts the wages become less significant.

      but I have little experience with the average Australian voter

      Here voting is a responsibility and not a priviledge, so we don't even stop "convicted felons" from voting. That changes things such that a leader of the country that was hated by many could still go for a jog in the same public park every morning and expect nothing worse than shouted insults and a comedy team with a plastic battleaxe asking for a hug. At worst in three years a disgruntled person gets to put the name last, or turn in a paper covered in obscenities, blank, or just walk out without putting it in the box, plus if they don't get voted out their own side will knife a lame duck leader in the back (so no second term Nixon, Reagan or Bush waiting for the waste of space to go when even their own party wants them gone).
      One thing I've partially pointed out above is Australia has a very strong focus on shipping out raw materials and there's sadly not seen to be a lot of room for technical skill to do any more than that - so because a lot of manufacturing went down the toilet I am no longer an engineer but instead look after the computers of a resource exploration company. So far as a country we've managed to ride the back of resources without having the declines like Argentina has had, but for no real reason other than luck. Anything invented here has to go to Detroit, Silicon Valley or elsewhere for funding because all business here is interested in is digging holes. The price of imports sucks (unless you get stuff posted in from Hong Kong) but good food is cheap, health care is actual health care and not just insurance with a side effect, the climate in most places is good, nobody gives a shit about being sued and people here like Americans so you'll probably like it. I just thought I'd warn you a bit about the anti-intellectualism. You can avoid it to an extent but it's always there in the background. Another option is New Zealand, since the immigration department here make it very hard to get citizenship but New Zealanders can legally reside in Australia just by getting off the plane and deciding they want to stay - no paperwork apart from getting a new drivers licence once their NZ one expires. A friend from the UK who got a doctorate in Australia in a field where we need a lot more people spend years trying to get citizenship and then eventually gave up and got NZ citizenship and lives here now.

    10. Re:Not news. It doesn't matter by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      You guys are wrecking your kids livers twice as fast as if they were on cane sugar in their drinks because the cane farmers priced themselves out of the market and corn syrup moved in.

      Well actually, the corn is subsidised, or at least it has been. And now it's GMO, and nominally all corn in the world is contaminated with that DNA.

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    11. Re:Not news. It doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... I think voting is ...

      Voting is partly choosing what I want and partly objecting to what the 'other' guy wants. Currently David Cameron/Gordon Brown, Julia Gillard, Barack Obama are all mediocre leaders. Obama had some success with the bank bail-out and Obama-care but has not achieved any change. Currently Germany is leading the way by bailing-out a few countries, but the consequences of its austerity policies are unknown.

      ... little experience with the average Australian voter ...

      Australia has just as many ideologues and crack-pots as USA with one exception: Any politician who demanded welfare for the rich would be beaten senseless.

    12. Re:Not news. It doesn't matter by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Your kids livers are getting wrecked by huge amounts of fructose and you are instead worried about a shortcut to crossbreeding?

    13. Re:Not news. It doesn't matter by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      Here voting is a responsibility and not a priviledge, so we don't even stop "convicted felons" from voting. That changes things such that a leader of the country that was hated by many could still go for a jog in the same public park every morning and expect nothing worse than shouted insults and a comedy team with a plastic battleaxe asking for a hug. At worst in three years a disgruntled person gets to put the name last, or turn in a paper covered in obscenities, blank, or just walk out without putting it in the box, plus if they don't get voted out their own side will knife a lame duck leader in the back (so no second term Nixon, Reagan or Bush waiting for the waste of space to go when even their own party wants them gone).

      Actually I thought Reagan did pretty good. The voters did too, apparently, because in his second term he won by a huge landslide of nearly 60% of the popular vote and 98% of the electoral vote. In his first election, he did even better. That isn't a party thing, that is an overwhelming majority thing. They called him the great communicator, a title I think is well earned. I wasn't alive through all of his presidency, so I can't say I experienced it for myself, but when I look at both the numbers and the results, it makes sense.

      Besides, a lot of the socialists/communists out there despise him for pushing the country as a whole away from that direction (some who call themselves left say his presidency just resulted in a general shift to the right - but I don't believe in left vs right politics, I believe there are multiple dimensions that are too often ignored because of that shitty pigeonhole.) (See what I did there?)

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  14. Obligatory Stupidity by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Normally what one does when confronted with bad corporate governance is to disinvest. But Hewlett Packard is in the Dow Jones Industrial Average, so "index funds", which are popular because they extract minimal fees, are obligated to invest in HP.
    Activism, it seems, is not in an index funds nature, and so the proxies are routinely signed, keeping bad board members on the job.

    1. Re:Obligatory Stupidity by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Index funds are balanced by large pension funds like Calpers, hedge funds, activist investors, private capital looking to buy out companies, etc.

      HP's board cam very close to being thrown out due to dissatisfaction from these investors.

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/mar/21/hewlett-packard-shareholder-rebellion-directors

    2. Re:Obligatory Stupidity by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      The two longest-serving directors, John Hammergren and Kennedy Thompson, were rebuked for a series of missteps including the ousting of two chief executives in as many years, with 46% and 45% of votes cast against their re-election.

      Sounds like a fairly comfortable margin to me.

    3. Re:Obligatory Stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are there any substantial index funds based on the DJIA?

      Your point may have some validity, but I don't think it's unique to HP or any of the Dow 30.

    4. Re:Obligatory Stupidity by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Vanguard was mentioned, as was Dodge&Cox.

      H.P.’s two largest shareholders are Dodge & Cox, a large mutual fund company in San Francisco, and Vanguard, one of the largest asset managers, which offers a range of mutual funds and index funds. Index funds have no choice but to own H.P. shares, since the funds mirror indexes and H.P. makes up a significant part of the Dow Jones industrial average and the S.& P. 500.

      Vanguard wouldn’t say how it voted its H.P. shares, and Dodge & Cox didn’t respond to my inquiries. But a source with knowledge of the voting, who asked not to be identified because he isn’t authorized to disclose the results, said both Dodge & Cox and Vanguard voted in favor of the full H.P. slate of directors. (Both companies will eventually have to disclose their votes, but not until September.)

    5. Re:Obligatory Stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article was imprecise - Vanguard doesn't have any funds based on the DJIA. Dodge & Cox doesn't have any index funds.

      The general point still stands. Vanguard views their role as supporting individual investors by keeping expenses low (which they do very, very well). They don't spend much time or money wielding their shares (3.8% of the company in the case of HP).

  15. If the company stumbles, the employees get fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fixed that for you.

  16. Re:"If the company stumbles, the CEO gets the blam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well... we all BLAME Steve Ballmer. Doesn't mean there are any consequences.

  17. Re:This is news? by davester666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes. The idea that "If the company stumbles, the CEO gets the blame" IS news.

    If the company does great, the CEO gets a bonus for having made great decisions.
    If the company does poorly, the CEO needs a bonus to make the touch decisions.
    If the company does about even, the CEO needs a bonus 'to retain top talent'.

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  18. Re:This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it's not news. Directors don't even hire the auditors as they once did to keep tabs on the executives.

    They provide introductions at dinner parties and siphon money off the top to repay them for the investments they made long ago.

  19. indeed, example of a serial failmeister by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
  20. Some needs to dump out kim jong before they all ge by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Some needs to dump out kim jong before they all get nuked.

    But even when some like this is down at the smaller companies level and you don't risk a public execution some people are ifly about makeing a move.

  21. Re:This is news? by hedwards · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The problem is that most investment these days is done on a short term basis, people rarely hold their shares long enough for more than the next quarter to matter. I personally hold for much longer, and I refuse to buy into a company where the people running it need to be replaced. If I lose faith in them, then I sell my shares.

    I suspect that's a lot of what's going on, if you don't have faith in the board of directors, chances are you sell your shares. And as such, it would be expected that in the overwhelming majority of cases the board would get to keep it's job.

    For people who aren't in it for the long term, I'm sure they're even less likely to care much less vote the bums out.

  22. Simple solution by PPH · · Score: 5, Informative

    Of the 61 directors who failed to get majority approval, only six actually stepped down or were asked to resign. Fifty-one are still in place, as of the most recent proxy filings.

    61 - ( 51 + 6 ) = 4

    The other four were dragged out and burned at the stake by irate shareholders. Encourage this response and I'm certain the other BoD members will straighten their acts out. You only need to make a few examples.

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  23. The free market selects for bad personalities by benjfowler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So I make a very ordinary salary as a software engineer, but could probably raise it by 25% by changing jobs but not venturing too far outside my comfort zone.

    However, I've got friends who went from earning roughly as much as I did, to quadrupling what I'm making, simply because they play fast and loose: lying about past salaries, standing job offers, etc, to get raises; and taking jobs they're not always qualified for, simply because they're good at bullshit.

    What this is REALLY saying, is that they're doing well because the free market values liars and bullshitters. The people who are the most profitable to employers however, are the people whose personalities and personal moral code precludes them from earning too much, allowing employers to get a bigger spread between 1) what they pay employees, and 2) what those employees contribute to their bottom line.

    The reality is a bit more complex than I make out (bad directors persist, because big institutional investors want stability and don't want to rock the boat; nepotism (sometimes a good thing!!); information asymmetries everywhere, etc., etc.). Simply put, being a slimy, lying cunt pays -- and not everybody can be a director, because not everybody has the stomach to do what they need to do to get there.

    1. Re:The free market selects for bad personalities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I agree. I too am in s/w development, and I've seen so-called technical leads/managers come to that position not by being technically competent, but by being able to talk the talk. They do crash after about 2 years, when their BS doesn't cut it anymore and upper management (unless it is made of the same cloth), starts demanding accountability. Which is why you see such people moving from group to group, or company to company, in spans of 2~3 years. If they'd stayed longer, they would be fired.

    2. Re:The free market selects for bad personalities by benjfowler · · Score: 1

      And get a 10% salary increase at every job change.

    3. Re:The free market selects for bad personalities by blind+biker · · Score: 3

      So I make a very ordinary salary as a software engineer, but could probably raise it by 25% by changing jobs but not venturing too far outside my comfort zone.

      However, I've got friends who went from earning roughly as much as I did, to quadrupling what I'm making, simply because they play fast and loose: lying about past salaries, standing job offers, etc, to get raises; and taking jobs they're not always qualified for, simply because they're good at bullshit.

      What this is REALLY saying, is that they're doing well because the free market values liars and bullshitters. The people who are the most profitable to employers however, are the people whose personalities and personal moral code precludes them from earning too much, allowing employers to get a bigger spread between 1) what they pay employees, and 2) what those employees contribute to their bottom line.

      The reality is a bit more complex than I make out (bad directors persist, because big institutional investors want stability and don't want to rock the boat; nepotism (sometimes a good thing!!); information asymmetries everywhere, etc., etc.). Simply put, being a slimy, lying cunt pays -- and not everybody can be a director, because not everybody has the stomach to do what they need to do to get there.

      I am tempted to declare this, one of the best posts in Slashdot's history.

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    4. Re:The free market selects for bad personalities by mtrachtenberg · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes, and yes. And, to the person who says this is one of the best posts in Slashdot history: yes.

    5. Re:The free market selects for bad personalities by Rich0 · · Score: 2

      Yup, one of the more senior leaders in our area has been moving around even within the same general area for years. He likely makes FAR more than the typical senior developer, but contributes almost nothing. Anybody who works for him basically ends up having to cover for him and manage around him. Somebody on the team chatted with a previous boss of his who was moving on to another company and his boss commented that he keeps moving around due to incompetence. That boss had let go a bunch of people in a previous re-org, and yet didn't touch the manager in question.

      I suspect that half the reason that incompetents get kept around is that they're convenient. You have to justify filling any open position in companies these days, so the last thing you want to do is get rid of a senior leader and end up with 18 people reporting to you. If they're good at BS you can let them go out and make promises and get people to shower your group with money, and you'll always have them to blame when things go south.

      Or something. Honestly, I really don't get it. Maybe the people above the BSers are just even bigger BSers. There is a different manager at work who loves to throw out buzzwords, and yet it is clear the guy really has no idea what he's talking about. He does it well enough to impress the brass, though.

      Some of it might be that senior leaders are basically just biding their time to retirement in many cases. If they can hang on until they get old enough then when the next round of layoffs comes they get their packages and can retire. Most mature corporations are not filled with people looking to conqueror the world.

    6. Re:The free market selects for bad personalities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > rock the boat; nepotism (sometimes a good thing!!); information asymmetries everywhere, etc., etc.). Simply put, being a slimy, lying > cunt pays -- and not everybody can be a director, because not everybody has the stomach to do what they need to do to get there.

      Could not agree more.

      I am working at over $100mln contract at a large corporation below the contract executive director.

      If I were the director - the service would be delivered as contracted - our profit margin would be 10% or less.

      However my boss underdelivers and lies out of the f.. ups - the result - profit margin over 35%.

      There is no way regional directors would promote someone like me as this would mean tens of millions lower profits.

      This is how it works at the middle level.
       

    7. Re:The free market selects for bad personalities by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      However, I've got friends who went from earning roughly as much as I did, to quadrupling what I'm making, simply because they play fast and loose: lying about past salaries, standing job offers, etc, to get raises; and taking jobs they're not always qualified for, simply because they're good at bullshit.

      What about the people going to work for Halliburton, or Microsoft, or Chevron, who not a year previously were bad-mouthing those companies? Sure, I get job offers from those companies, too. I may not sleep on a bed stuffed with money, but at least I sleep. Of course, they probably do too, which is even worse.

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    8. Re:The free market selects for bad personalities by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      They don't teach enough Bullshitting in school.

  24. They just can. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was a dynamic market, and they didn't see Smartphone Apps becoming the driving force. He was doomed before the board chose him.

    Maybe if they weren't so convinced in the primacy of hardware they would have been better able to compete.

    1. Re:They just can. by rtfa-troll · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It was a dynamic market, and they didn't see Smartphone Apps becoming the driving force.

      There is only one diagram you need to understand (from this informative article to see that this is bullshit. When Steven Elop came into Nokia, Nokia's Smartphone market share was increasing . Nokia may have had a problem coming five years out, but at the moment they were doing fine.

      The irony of this was that, if Elop had just left Symbian and Meego alone, he would probably have had a better chance of driving Windows phone to success than he has now. Just look at how current Nokia phones are a generation behind the competition in terms of weight and features and think how much better they could be if Nokia just had the purchasing power for decent components. Have a look at how the user interface of many of their phones doesn't feel like anyone ever tested using it. Think what a difference it would have made if they didn't get rid of all their UI experts who would have been able to identify and start to fix all the problems in Windows 8.

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    2. Re:They just can. by SpzToid · · Score: 3, Interesting

      To further illustrate your point, about what would have happened had Nokia not adopted Elop's Nokia/Microsoft partnership, allow me to quote from the same source you cited have already cited, (mobile-industry analyst Tomi Ahonen)

      This is the year Tizen will ship. Tizen at least initially will feature Samsung's top phones, so imagine the Galaxy S4 but running an evolution of what we saw with MeeGo on Nokia's award-winning N9. And the beauty with Tizen is the carrier community around it, starting with NTT DoCoMo which promises to start to sell Tizen phones in Japan this year. Tizen's launch will be seen as the perfect case study of contrasts, how can Samsung now, as world's largest smartphone maker and world's largest phone maker, with the help of carriers, switch from the world's most used smartphone OS (Android) to its new OS developed with Intel (Tizen). And the intention is to launch new smartphones in parallel with the existing system but introduce first Tizen phones at the top end of the price pyramid, as flagships. This is exactly what Nokia had in its strategy prior to Elop selecting Windows. Nokia, as world's largest smartphone maker back then, and world's largest phone maker, with the help of carriers, was intending to switch from what was then the most used smarpthone OS (Symbian) to its new OS developed with Intel (MeeGo). The intention was to launch new smartphones in parallel with the existing system, and introducing MeeGo smartphones at the top of the price pyramid, as flagships. And contrast that with what Elop did at Nokia - as world's largest smartphone maker, against the wishes of carriers, abandoned world's bestselling OS platform, forced change to the smallest, developed solely by the evil empire, Microsoft, known as the widow-maker of mobile who bankrupts all its partners. The new phones were not introduced in parallel but to replace Nokia's existing platform and the launch was not at the flagship, but in mid-price level. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong wrong and wrong. But yes, now we'll see how Samsung does it 'right' - remember, my dear readers, as you see Tizen phones and their reception and support by carriers - and think, this could have been Nokia in 2011 when the N9 on MeeGo launched.

      http://communities-dominate.blogs.com/brands/2013/03/preview-of-the-smartphone-wars-bloodbath-year-4-smartphones-galore-this-year-will-be-pretty-stable-w.html

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    3. Re:They just can. by jcdr · · Score: 2

      He was doomed before the board chose him.

      And WP was doomed before Nokia chose him, just read the market share progression. All the Microsoft great promise of a brighter future with WP7, WP7.5, WP8 tuned to be just big lies: the market share simply continued to decrease.

      The drama is that Nokia was in the way of fixing there problems, allowing transition from Symbian to Meego with Qt, when the new CEO destroyed almost anything. At the time of this disruptive action, there was a lot of speculation about how a quick ans total switch to WP could possibly success. Now, two years later, WP7, WP7.5, WP8, and almost WP7.8 later, and 13 Lumia phones later, the ridiculous 2.5% market share very clearly show how big was the mistake. Not counting the manufacturers that have recently reduced if not throw away there WP product range.

    4. Re:They just can. by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      and think, this could have been Nokia in 2011 when the N9 on MeeGo launched.

      And think, if that had happened, then Tizen would have has a chance. But instead Microsoft inserted malware into Nokia's corporate structure and Tizen will flop just as MeeGo flopped. Tizen also could have had a substantial leg up if Intel had spent less time castrating Moblin to only work on Intel hardware — none, in fact, since they had no need whatsoever for their own distribution — and more time working on the interface, which was quite good and which could have been even better. It was trying to accomplish what Android accomplished with the interface, and it had a lot of promise, and then it was abandoned.

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  25. Directors answer to someone. by RoninSA · · Score: 1

    Corporations are just like Congress they swap out the incompetent moron every few years or so, but the people pulling the strings are still around. Also just like Congress the Directors answer to Billionaire smucks who want them to vote a certain way, so they can keep their jobs.

  26. You make the article's point by mha · · Score: 2

    You make the article's point - after all that has happened at HP over so many years as close as they got to consequences for the board was "cam (sic) very close to being thrown out" (your words).

    Nothing else needs to be said, I rest my case.

  27. Proves corporations are just like people by TarPitt · · Score: 1

    People who go through a series of marriages and divorces to the same dysfunctional, destructive types of spouse, and wonder why things never change

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  28. Bad Directors don't get fired... by bughunter · · Score: 1

    ... they're just credited as 'Alan Smithee.'

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    1. Re:Bad Directors don't get fired... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      ... they're just credited as 'Alan Smithee.'

      Bad directors get fired all the time. Alan Smithee is a voluntary attempt on the part of a director to disown a film.

      The Directors Guild of America believes in the auteur theory. Every film must have a director. But occasionally, the producers interfere with a director's creative control of a film to such a degree that the only honest option is for the director to disown the film. "Alan Smithee" allowed aggrieved directors to remove their name from the credits while preserving the formal conceit that the film was directed by someone

  29. "Bad" directors reflect share control by khallow · · Score: 1

    The thing that this story misses is that directors are elected by large shareholders not the business management. For example, almost a quarter of HP stock is owned by the ten largest institutional or mutual fund holders and almost 80% is held by institutional investors in general.

    It stretches credulity to claim that these powerful investors can't get the directors and the control over the company that they want. Instead, I believe what we're seeing is exactly what they want. It's worth remembering that virtually all of these institutional investors are holding other peoples' money.

    So in HP's case, we have a considerable supermajority of the shares of the business controlled by people who don't own those shares. I believe this leads to a massive conflict of interest between the institutions (who control the voting for HP directors) and the actual shareholders.

    1. Re:"Bad" directors reflect share control by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Which is how News Corp has a mid twenties ballerina on the board and Australia's Telstra had a discredited revisionist historian with few publications, a politician's wife that does a vanity piece in a newspaper once a week and had a failed small block farmer with failed dabblings in being elected to politics as the chair.
      In other words, puppets.

    2. Re:"Bad" directors reflect share control by khallow · · Score: 1

      I agree. It's somewhat possible some of the people you mention have relevant business experience, but it's more likely that they're puppets for some institutional managers somewhere. And in such cases, as long as they vote the way the institutional managers want, why would they ever be replaced?

  30. Bad Directors Eventually Wash Out by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    There are mechanisms in the marketplace that tend to select out bad directors over time or at least put them into marginal and less profitable firms:

    The first line of defense against bad management and bad directors are the shorts. I presume that most of you know what I mean when I say that but for the benefit of those who don't a short is somebody who, in exchange for payment of a fee to the owner, borrows shares with a promise to return them at a future date. In the meantime the short controls the shares. This means that the short can vote the shares at the annual meeting, receive any dividends paid on the shares and the like. However, in practice the borrowed shares are immediately sold with the expectation that the future value of the shares will decline and the short will profit from this decline when they buy back shares to return to the original owner at a lower price. The professional shorts are merciless and seek out bad directors and bad management just like sharks seek out blood in the water. So bad management is discovered and punished by shorts who are rewarded for their efforts by profiting on the sales. This works best with small or medium sized companies whose share prices can be utterly smashed by the shorts.

    With larger companies there are independent investor activists who make a career of acquiring minority stakes in badly managed companies and then leading the common shareholders in an organized campaign against management. Even if the activists cannot secure enough votes to actually replace directors or force the issues outright, management can often be pressured into concessions by the prospect of a knock down drag out fight in public with these famous activists. Carl Ichan is prominent amongst these types of activist investors.

    Finally, the major institutional investors, including hedge funds, wealth management firms and pension funds keep dossiers on corporate directors and actively vote against those whom they don't like or in whom they have low confidence. Eventually these bad directors get a bad reputation and their careers as corporate directors are effectively ended.

    1. Re:Bad Directors Eventually Wash Out by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Good post. Which is why when you government trying to regulate naked shorting you know that is regulation being bought and paid for by the folks at the top to help keep them there. Shorts are good thing. The real tragedy is that when our banks were nearly shorted into the ground a few years back now; we let the pols interfere.

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    2. Re:Bad Directors Eventually Wash Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carl Icahn is the very definition of evil corporate raider. Stop trying to cast him or those like him in a positive light by calling what they do 'activism'.

    3. Re:Bad Directors Eventually Wash Out by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      That's your opinion. However, as I understand the English language the word activist is defined as one who is an especially active and vigorous advocate of a cause. In the case of Carl Ichan the cause is the financial best interests of the shareholders. A less noble cause perhaps than what you have in mind when you use the word but a cause none the less.

    4. Re:Bad Directors Eventually Wash Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good post. Which is why when you government trying to regulate naked shorting you know that is regulation being bought and paid for by the folks at the top to help keep them there.

      Shorts and naked shorts are not the same thing. The parent did not describe a naked short, but an ordinary one.

      Shorts are good thing. The real tragedy is that when our banks were nearly shorted into the ground a few years back now; we let the pols interfere.

      Yes. Shorts are a good thing. Naked shorts should be eliminated.

  31. I can speak from experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Employees aren't fired because they're perceived as being valuable to the company interests in spite of their poor behavior. In my case the employee was willing to do what ever it took to advance the company interests, even when it was immoral or illegal to do so.

  32. Re:"If the company stumbles, the CEO gets the blam by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

    well, we used to blame Microsoft before Ballmer and there were no consequence, either.

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  33. My batchmate made diro! to my own company! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    I work for a S&P mid cap company, heavily into science and engineering. I am not doing bad myself, holding on to a tiny fiefdom in the corporate empire. But my batch mate in my college went into academics, the usual Ph D, post-doc, tenure-track professorship. Did some serious original research, published some good papers and made a name for himself. Surprised to see him appointed as a director to my own company. So it is not all nepotism and dynastic mutual back scratching societies there. This Indian immigrant with absolutely no connections made it to the lofty realms of directorships.

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  34. Re:"If the company stumbles, the CEO gets the blam by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    The one where people doing the work do not get laid off before "the CEO gets blamed". The one where the workers designing/developing the companies products and future are not alienated, pissed off, or bullshitted out, by someone's brother in law getting hired.

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  35. Stability + Recognition of unpredictable factors! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Changing directors is very disruptive and risky. New people in a role, even if they performed well in similar roles, is an uncertainty and a risk.

    Also, the performance of a company (or sports team, etc), might depend on internal and external factors which are either unpredictable to even the most diligent and perceptive people, or are inevitable or unavoidable. Should a director be fired when 9/11 happens and the economy tanks, taking all company stocks with it? That's an extreme example, but there are numerous other situations in the market which can affect the profits of a company, such as surprise advances by competitors, or changes in laws that no reasonable person would have predicted, or fickle consumer choices, or tsunamis which affect suppliers of crucial parts, or oil platform explosions which claim lives and make worldwide headlines, or insane patent lawsuits with billion-dollar awards or injunctions against selling products, or crazy IP/libel/pro-surveillance laws in England, France, Germany, USA, or China making business suddenly impractical...

  36. It's not working out the way you imagine by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

    Somethin' like a government body. And that'd be socialism (cue dramatic music).

    The more powerful the regulators become, the more it is in the interest of those regulated to control or influence the regulators.

    The incumbent regulated then use the regulators they influence or control to exclude competitors, fatten their profit margins, or extract subsidies.

    Obviously some regulation and the accompanying trade offs are necessary for a well-functioning society, but the abuse I just described happens every single day in the United States.

    I find it appalling that you wish to expand the corrupt system.

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    1. Re:It's not working out the way you imagine by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      This is exactly the reason why limited government prevents such abuses and huge, nanny state government promotes it.

      But the general liberal views it this way: The corporations have run amok, control them. The politicians pass more regulations that further entrench the power of the existing corporations. The liberals blame the damn corporations and corrupt political process and beg for more ways to remove the actual citizen from the political process.

      And then the wonder why they are so screwed.

    2. Re:It's not working out the way you imagine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the general liberal views it this way: The corporations have run amok, control them. The politicians pass more regulations that further entrench the power of the existing corporations. The liberals blame the damn corporations and corrupt political process and beg for more ways to remove the actual citizen from the political process.

      If you keep fighting straw men, you'll keep winning pointless battles. Making up fake liberal bad guys is childish. However, it's quite profitable for radio hosts.

      I mean seriously, you're listening a debate and one guy starts with, "My opponent believes xyz." Do you believe any thing he says after that? You can't be that gullible. Do you assume everyone reading your stuff is gullible?

  37. Look at the voting ownership by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Look at Netflix for example. No matter how many stupid failures their CEO stumbles over.....It's because Netflix is barely a public company where most of the stock is held by a tiny group of 3 or 4 hedge funds. Each of which is run by ONE guy. So most of the voting shares are held by a half dozen people who all know the board personally.

    You do the math.

    1. Re:Look at the voting ownership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does Netflix have to do with HP? Yes, Netflix is a barely public company. Does that mean that HP is a barely public company? The irony of your post is that Netflix's board is probably more likely to be held accountable for bad decisions than is HP's. Three or four hedge fund managers could get together and decide to replace any board member at Netflix. At HP, there may not be enough voting stock to form a majority. Like all mutual funds, index funds don't get to vote their shares. This makes it difficult for shareholders to vote for resolutions, as many times uncast votes count as a no.

      The only way that HP's board will become accountable is if HP either goes into dissolution bankruptcy or is taken private.

    2. Re:Look at the voting ownership by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      You seem to be under the impression that Directors actually run things. At most places, they're just placeholders for the major shareholders. The Directors at Netflix don't run the company, they just vote how the hedge fund managers tell them to vote. As long as they vote how the shareholders (i.e. owners) tell them to, why would they ever lose their position?

      It's the company owners making the decisions. That's why you see shareholder agreements about how many directors each major shareholder is entitled to nominate, etc... Directors are just a way of sharing the proxy power around. Sure, some companies have owners that are also directors, but in many cases nowadays, it's just a prestigious side job where you get some input to the owners, not a management position where you make your own decisions.

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  38. If the company stumbles, the CEO gets the blame by RichardCory · · Score: 0

    Not in my experience... The last three companies I've been with have either gone under or been bought and sold off (yes, it sucks to be ME!!) and the CEO took no blame at all in any case. In fact every one of them moved on to similar or better positions at similar or larger companies. Primarily because they were gone before disaster set in.

    In my opinion that's why you see so many 4 year CEO's now. They come in, raise the stock price by any means necessary (layoffs, cut backs, no overtime pay but no schedule cuts, cut everything to the bone), and skedaddle before the chickens come home to roost. You can bring about short term gains in market price pretty easily if you don't care about the long term viability of the company and that seems to be the game I've seen several times. Not always the case of course but it's not uncommon.

    My personal view is that CEO's should have more liability in their contracts concerning the long term viability of the company's they run. But, of course, boards of directors are usually made up of CEO's from other companies and they don't want that liability on them so they're not likely to ask for it on anyone else....

  39. It does matter by dbIII · · Score: 1

    It does matter - Nokia, Australia's Telstra, HP - the directors got to choose a CEO without a good track record that then failed in a spectacular way (though less so for HP).

  40. Have you noticed the last 20 years? by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Yes, and they are the last generation you'll see like that as the US right is pushing hard for the old English class system and a lot of barriers step on the fingers of those climbers. "I've got mine" is their major policy.

  41. Alternative? by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    Got one? A strong central gov't seems to be the only thing that can stand against banking trusts. Worst case scenario the jack boots are publicly owned, so I'll take my chances with the gov't.

    Besides, there's plenty of ways to regulate a government. That said, it is a complex problem. You don't get to throw up your hands and say "The Free Market (tm) will take care of it!" and call it a day. Also, you have to be willing to accept the idea of elitism. e.g. that some people are better at some things than you, and that running a country is one of them.

    Both of these tick Americans off. We like to believe in the myth of the Renaissance Man, and we all like to believe we're that man.

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  42. Plus, shareholder power is distributed by durdur · · Score: 1

    There are typically a lot of shareholders and even those that may hold relatively large blocks of the voting stock are still typically in a minority position. So it is hard to mobilize them to do anything in concert, such as rejecting a corporate nominee.

  43. Collusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Board Of Directors Need the CEO to maintain their cocaine and prostitute stables and international slavery profits.

    The CEO Needs the Board to approve laundering cash in Banks Offshore and to keep 'his' cocaine fund and male prostitutes budget in a happy state.

  44. ineffective non-profit board of directors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why restrict this to "publicly-owned companies" - the same concern applies to ANY type of corporation with a board of directors. It is a particular problem for non-profits whose board of directors are often are appointed for their poltical/social connections rather than any substantial business or organization expertise. A good example is that as information technology becomes increasingly critical in the operations of many non-profits, their board of directors are often ill-equiped to understand what is going or needs to go on with the non-profit they are supposed to be watching over. Undoubtedly millions of dollars are being squandered in inefficient if not completely ineffective IT operations run by incompetent CIOs/CEOs appointed by these boards. Who is actually watching over these non-profit board of directors and the operations of the organizations they are in charge of? Considering that public funding is often involved and certainly donor contributions/fees, more scrutiny ought to be in be required.

  45. Let's See Their Drug Test Results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the larger companies that require employee drug testing, shouldn't they be posting the drug test results for the officers and board members? After all, there have been some mighty poor decisions made by businesses lately, and it would only be prudent to verify that those decisions haven't been made under the influence of drugs.

  46. aka: Class Solidarity by cmholm · · Score: 2

    Corporate boards glad hand the execs for the same reason as boards and executives in utterly unrelated lines of large businesses hang together as a lobby if one is threatened by labor/regulation/public vilification that would help the others: class solidarity. They by-and-large see the interests of their peers as identical to their own, even when they're objectively not. An excellent recent example, fighting attempts by the US Federal government to bring the major banks to heal after they nearly dragged the world economy into a depression.

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    1. Re:aka: Class Solidarity by bouldin · · Score: 1

      Sounds kinda like how the wealthy Saudi nationals were able to fly out of the country after 9/11...

      âoeSomebody brought to us for approval the decision to let an airplane filled with Saudis, including members of the bin Laden family, leave the country,â Clarke says.

      That would be Richard Clarke, who was Terrorism czar at the time. Funny thing is, nobody can remember who requested the authorization for that flight. I guess billionaires, oligarchs, and their other wealthy friends have a common bond they don't share with their fellow countrymen...

  47. I work at HP by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 2

    doing t1 support for five different clients at the same time. Right now they are implementing the LEAN methodology, but so far haven't told us what exactly this means. Well, we where told no more overtime. The only info I've been given is this ridiculas print out comparing our new policy to "lean meats, such as chick, turkey, pork, and fish." Luckily for me, there IS a question on it "What is the LEAN process?", however the answer is describing how an employee will come around to my desk "wearing squeaky clown shoes" to bring me meat. We're all hoping that this is just a joke, but these days one never knows. Maybe the meat comes from the former employees downsized via LEAN.

  48. Why use HP as a litmus test? by DulcetTone · · Score: 2

    ...when it's traditional to use pH?

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  49. Dude, dark ages by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    1000+ years of little or no progress. Do you not understand what conservationism is? It's keeping things the same because if you're rich, hey, everything's fine.

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    1. Re:Dude, dark ages by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Do you not understand what conservationism is?

      Sure. It's looking after plants and whales and all that nature stuff.

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  50. I think you mean rebellion by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    but you're just being naive. There's a million reasons why it doesn't work. For one thing, you're ignoring how horrible things were 250 years ago for everyone except a lucky few. For another, America won it's revolution with lots and lots of French help, and countries don't do that any more. The rulers work together. If you want a future, the working class have to work together sensibly for it. That means using the only tool with enough power to stand up against old money: Government.

    Sure, you might screw up and create the same sort of beast. But you're not going to make a worse beast. It's the same demon by a different name. Meanwhile at least you have a CHANCE of a better world. I'll take a one in a million chance against hopelessness any day. And I don't think they odds are nearly that bad.

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  51. The innovators are left out in the cold by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1

    CEOs have a lot of experience at driving companies in the ground and asking for bailouts.

    And unfortunately innovative bail-out strategies are more important skill for US business than running a company that actually invents cool stuff.

    The detroit automaker bailouts proved that. Rather than let them fail so the dozen small US automakers with near-production-ready electric cars and motorcycles could compete (and buy the factories and hire the talent they need in the big-3-bankruptcy sales), the government keeps bailing out the "too-big-to-fail" automakers who proved they can't invent a decent car if their very existance depends on it.

    Good thing (for them) that it doesn't. Bailouts are a far easier way to get big bonuses than doing actual good work.

    Actually, the interesting thing is that if the Government hadn't bailed out the Detroit auto makers, Ford would be the only one left intact. They didn't take a bailout and were able to ride out to the storm. GM and Chrysler would have had to go through the Bankruptcy process.

    What you have failed to point out is that the lesser known and much smaller vehicle manufacturers in the US which could have benefited from the demise of Chrysler and GM are again, left out in the cold because the biggies are getting all the attention from the government

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    1. Re:The innovators are left out in the cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "What you have failed to point out is that the lesser known and much smaller vehicle manufacturers..." - Yes, Its time the Honda, Toyota, KIA, Hyundai, Volvo, Mitsubishi, Volkswagen and similar small manufactures had a chance.

  52. English football (soccer) managers by Skiron · · Score: 1

    This is much like English football managers. They lose 20 games on the trot, come under fire from the fans and press and eventually get the sack 'cos they are shite.

    Then 3 weeks later another team hire them on 100's of 1000's of pounds a year - eventually it all happens again in one big merry-go-round.

    I never could understand that.

  53. Missed one thing by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Here the political system is not so much a complicated game for the rich with everyone else left out so the "forcing to vote" is far less of an imposition than it would be in the US, there is more point in voting and it's not inconveniently on a weekday. Since the polling booths know roughly how many people are going to be there beforehand it does not consume a lot of time like what I've heard of insane multi-hour waits in US elections. In my case last time it was a case of walking down to the local school hall on a weekend morning, a five minute wait, get my name crossed off the list, vote (two simple ballot papers), then buying a sausage with onion on bread and a can of drink from the school's fundraising BBQ on the way out.

    1. Re:Missed one thing by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      Voting for me was just an in and out thing. In fact, in the last election I didn't go anywhere, I just filled out a ballot and mailed it in sealed and signed. (I only voted for two people and one referendum, but still that is what I voted for.)

      The incidents you are speaking of were rather limited but were in high profile districts that attracted media attention. No one entity controls the polling system in the US, different jurisdictions have their own balloting policies. In my state, there's a connect the line ballot which is counted very fast (takes under a second to scan the whole ballot - which is impressive because the ballot is very large, and it's rather neat watching how fast it goes through your document) and leaves a paper trail. In other states, individual counties make those decisions, and some counties make poor ones.

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    2. Re:Missed one thing by dbIII · · Score: 1

      No one entity controls the polling system in the US

      Yes I know, the whole world knows, and we all laughed at Florida in 2000. Here we have an independent body that runs the whole thing nationwide like clockwork in comparison while volunteers from the political parties watch them like hawks. Ballots are simple and short because we do not politicise the Judicary, School boards or whatever but instead that is run by merit. We just vote for someone to represent our district, in some elections also vote for senators and in others there might also be a single constitutional amendment or single other referendum question to vote for.
      Anyway, despite being heavily based on the US system (circa 1900) politics in Australia appears to be forced to pay more attention to the populace. Even the man that runs the state I live in, who won by a huge landslide, has done so many backflips on unpopular decisions that he could be a one man circus. If enough people hate him to risk the positions of the elected members in his party he will be knifed in the back (metaphorically) and replaced by his own party before the next election.
      Anyway, my entire point is that voting here is not about being forced to vote in some rich mans game and that the elected officials are more accessable to the public than many of the US ones that play at being petty royalty (truly bizzare in a Republic like the USA).
      Anyway, the system here is an attempt to improve the British system with a lot of aspects of the US federal system of around 1900. My point is that people here think they are more in control of the political direction than in the USA and votes seem to count more so it's seen as more a duty than taking part in a pointless game. Whether there is more control or less is something that can be argued endlessly by people that know far more about it than I do. While we don't have the highly corrupt US lobby system we do still have elected officials on the take at times, but at least, like in Chicago, we send a few of them to jail for it every now and again. All those US cop shows where some guy gets arrested and says "I will destroy your career" to the cop look very silly over here since only those at the very top level of state politics could carry it out, and after a few incidents from such people in the 1980s they'd have to fight the police union all the way to do it, then maybe go to jail for it a few years later.

    3. Re:Missed one thing by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Please forgive all the rambling and lots of "anyway"s - need more sleep, I'm just trying to get across that "being forced to vote" under the threat of maybe having to pay a small fine if you have no excuse for not turning up is not seen as a big deal here. We get a lot of "informal" votes, as in papers turned in blank or most likely deliberately not filled out correctly. However on one issue that everyone had strong opinions on, daylight saving, there was less than 1% informal votes.

  54. More than that, much more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you're a shareholder, next time you vote for the board try this little trick: only vote for those with one or no other job for another company.

    Can't be done.

    Seems like about five is the minimum.

    So if the company goes COMPLETELY tits up, they have lost 20% of their pay.

    They have absolutely no care whether the company works or not.

  55. Re:This is news? by DaveGod · · Score: 1

    Yep, this was one of the major points in "the" corporate governance code in the UK.

  56. You've probably heard this, but if not ... by dbIII · · Score: 1

    It's a problem from two directions and costing the consumer/taxpayer both ways. Cane sugar was protected by trade barriers so the price didn't have to compete with imports (and thus you got blatant price gouging) and then corn syrup is a little bit cheaper than elsewhere thanks to government help - thus relatively expensive corn syrup gets used instead of the cheap sugar that the rest of the world has.
    The extra downsides are that a lot of corn syrup needs to be used to match the sweetness of cane sugar. Right on top of that is that fructose only gets metabolised in the liver. Corn syrup has twice the fructose of cane sugar by weight, and a bit more is used than the already unhealthy amounts of cane sugar that would go into drinks, so kids having small livers give it a hammering. Way too much corn syrup and they may as well be alcoholics as far as their liver knows.
    That's a bit of an unexpected bad consequence of trying to protect cane sugar farmers that's turned up only in the last couple of decades.
    It's something to think of whenever people pretend there is a free market, and yet another of the many examples since 1204 as to how artificial trade barriers can backfire.

  57. The board nominates the board by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    Unless you are some kind of majority shareholder, what kind of voice do you think you really have? Usually, the board elections are something like this:
    The board has nominated the following candidates. The board recommends approval of all x candidates.
    x1: approve, decline
    x2: approve, decline ...
    No write in votes are allowed.

  58. It's not I folks: It's Jeremiah Cornelius... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THIS is why he's doing it & proof of it, here -> http://interviews.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3585927&cid=43295193 when others pointed out Jeremiah Cornelius forgot to submit one of the "first post spams" masquerading as myself as AC, & mistakenly submitted one of the impersonations of myself as his registered 'luser' name here on /. forums.

    Pretty pitiful actually, but like every up to no good idiot does? He screwed up & submitted it under his registered 'luser' name here.

    * Jeremiah Cornelius: DO YOURSELF, and the rest of us, A GIANT FAVOR MAN: Seek professional psychiatric help!

    (Since Jeremiah Cornelius obviously can't get over the fact he made a spelling error on what it is HE ALLEGEDLY DID FOR A LIVING? That's not MY fault... it's HIS!)

    APK

    P.S.=> I seriously must have dusted JC (in his mind @ least) for his BAD spelling error & it "got his goat"...

    I.E.-> Catching what he claimed to do as a job, for YEARS he left "PENETRATION" (correct) spelled as "PENTRATION" (incorrect) on his resume on LinkedIn & I pointed it out as he & his friends trolled me as usual (webmistressrachel, gmhowell, & crew (probably ALL JC no doubt using alterate emails or TOR to do it as a possible - I've caught "them & theirs" doing it before, ala Barbara, not Barbie = TomHudson (same person))).

    So THAT is what has gotten his goat in a technical debate & his "geek angst" could only come up with *trying* to "impersonate me" in every news thread on /. for the month of March 2013 so far!

    (Just to attempt to 'discredit me' as a spammer here obviously)

    Doing so, by posting that "$10,000 challenge" &/or reposts of my old posts on hosts file value to end users into EVERY SINGLE NEWS ARTICLE POSTED on /. ...

    It's all I can think of that *might* cause such a mentally troubled 'reaction' like the Jeremiah Cornelius is doing & there's NO QUESTION he's the one doing this spamming of nearly every posted article masquerading as myself...!

    ... apk

  59. Re:This is news? by romons · · Score: 2

    I've been investing for 40 years, and I've never known who is on the board of directors of a stock I own, other than for exceptions like companies I worked at. I guess most folks are like me, rather than like you. So, the fact that CEOs get attention makes their tenure attract or repel shareholders, whereas who is on the board has no such effect (except for perhaps day traders and other nuts).

    Now, why boards don't fire directors is another matter. I guess they don't fire them because they would have to take time out of their golf games and counting their millions of dollars to find a replacement. Also, due to the regression to the mean effect, most bad directors will do better next period, so it probably makes sense. With that effect in mind, the right thing to do is fire the successful directors...

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  60. Oh good heavens by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    You're all a bunch of socialist communists.

    Certainly the power of the invisible hand of the free market will ensure that CEOs are paid correctly. Since every employee of a major corporation is bombarded every couple of years by HR studies financed by management proving that the salaries in the organization are perfectly aligned with productivity and the employment market, it goes without saying that of course the corporate boards are commissioning extensive studies rating the effectiveness of each CEO candidate and detailing the difference in income the company would experience if it picked one or another, and thus calculating the scientifically most accurate salary for them. I mean, given our unshakable faith that the free market provides optimal results and that here in the US, which is beyond any doubt the finest country in the world in terms of all parameters, the free market functions perfectly unless the government gets involved; well then anything other than that kind of perfect alignment of salary with results would be unthinkable.

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  61. Not full legacy but what was happening at a time by dbIII · · Score: 1

    As with Nixon and baby Bush (all voted in comfortably for a second term), things fell apart later and almost all respect was lost even within their own party (Reagan is seen almost as a saint now looking back at both terms but they wanted him gone then). The last days of Reagan were just watching the clock and waiting for somebody, anybody else - they just wanted him gone and Bush Senior to take over. The Doonsbury cartoons of the time sum it up pretty well - just waiting behind a wall and not much going on. His health was poor which may have been the whole problem, thus a "lame duck president" before the end of his second term that was a liability to his own party - the sort of thing the Pope resigned to avoid.
    Actually someone as popular as Reagan was when first elected demonstrates a flaw in your electoral system - even with a larger voter turnout than normal and such a huge landslide that Carter conceded defeat before the polls even closed in California not even a third of US citizens eligible to vote had actually voted for him, the other two thirds didn't even bother to get off their arses to vote. So two thirds didn't vote for Reagan or Carter, they voted for not giving a shit about how their country is run.

  62. I love it. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    I really know when I've hit home when someone downmods a comment and the next five comments. Thanks for the confirmation.

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    1. Re:I love it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a fucking idiot. If people downvote you, it's because your comments are shit. Take the hint and stop posting.

  63. Screaming Lord Sutch by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Tell that to the Italians. At least they're making a bit more than a feeble effort.

    What have they done other than give some votes to a joke candidate and thus, by accident or design, created a stalemate that benefits nobody except Burlesquecrony?

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    1. Re:Screaming Lord Sutch by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      We need more comedians in office. I find Berlusconi's constant victories utterly fascinating. It says so much about the business of politics. Still, I consider Grillo's gains a good thing, precisely the kind of person that should be winning more elections. If only the Americans had enough guts to vote for possibly real change. It would be a different world.

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