Electronics-Loving 'Crazy Ants' Invading Southern US
From an article at the Houston Chronicle (not The Onion) comes a report of concern to anyone in a warm climate with, well, electronics. From the article:
"According to researchers at The University of Texas at Austin, invasive 'crazy ants' are slowly displacing fire ants in the southeastern United States. These 'Tawny Crazy Ants' have a peculiar predilection toward electronics as well.
'They nest in electronics and create short circuits, as they create a contact bridge between two points when they get electrocuted they release an alarm pheromone,' says UT research assistant Edward LeBrun.
'The other ants are attracted to the chemicals that other ants give off,' he adds. At this point, more ants arrive and create a larger nest."
The L.A. Times also has a report, which says "Thus far, the crazy ants are not falling for the traditional poisons used to eliminate fire ant mounds. And when local mounds are destroyed manually, they are quickly regenerated.
'They don't sting like fire ants do, but aside from that they are much bigger pests,' LeBrun said. 'There are videos on YouTube of people sweeping out dustpans full of these ants from their bathroom. You have to call pest control operators every three or four months just to keep the infestation under control. It's very expensive.'"
These foreigners are destroying good ol american jobs. I am liberal except for when it comes to things that effect me as I am a hypocrite.
Quick someone file a patent with "crazy ants" on the end. Then the little suckers will be litigated out of existence.
Try putting a router in your house. It might keep ants away too.
“He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
The problem really relies on the chemical trail ants leave to alert others where to go. If you have an ant problem you need to not only kill the ones present but you need to eliminate the trails they leave. Indoors bleaching the hell out of the surfaces they walk across regularly helps a lot. Out doors you really are screwed unless you want to start digging stuff up.
That is my first concern. If they eat wood, its bad news... really bad news. If they eat other bugs, I am gonna leave them alone.
If they like termites, where can I get some?
"Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]
I know most of /. will scoff at this assertion, but we may be witnessing a Biblical prophecy come true: "And there shall be destruction and darkness come upon creation, and the beasts shall reign over the earth."
I've long noticed that ants seem to have a predilection for electricity. They crawl all over electrical conduits, enter homes at electrical outlets, etc.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
Wasn't this already a Rudy Rucker novel?
Dale's dead bug will get rid of them
Even the ants want to travel the electronic highway.. :)
Use those old Cisco routers from 10 yrs ago... as ant baits! :)
Your technology will be assimilated, resistance is futile.
I know a couple people in Austin who've paid for air-conditioning techs to "fix" their AC. It turns out that a relays in the compressor boxes outside their homes are caked with dead ant bodies, creating an insulating layer. Kinda pisses people off that nothing is actually broken but the service bill is tendered, just the same. ...and, of course, it's 100-degrees outside so it does need to be dealt with promptly.
I for one welcome our new Crazy Ant overloads.
Pun intended.
Seems like having a predilection for something that kills you is not an instinct that should be selected for. If they are electrocuted by the electronics shouldn't this problem take care of itself sooner or later?
Does no one remember that game?
Terribly difficult.
http://www.emuparadise.me/GameBase%20Amiga/Screenshots/I/It_Came_from_the_Desert_2.png
...that can stand up to a ShopVac(TM)
Just put suitable simulated circuits near the ants.
When a short circuit appears, over voltage the hell out of the bus bar (20KV should do) and vaporize the short.
Now that the circuit is restored, resume waiting for another.
You could even be cute and have a delay before applying the over voltage so that the pheromones released have time to sucker a lot more in.
Hey - this counts as patent prior art - this ones mine.
We just sold a home in Remlap, Alabama. The entire mountain that the house was on was owned by fire ants -- they built underground interconnected cities, so there was no point in spraying a mound. They were aggressive and bit you without provocation. When I got bit, my blood pressure dropped and I felt very ill for a few hours. The fire ants interbreed with local species, so they came in a large variety of appearances. The ones we had were very small and dark crimson, almost black. Their bite was all out of proportion to their size, though. We think they may have interbred with crazy ants because they liked to walk crazy zigzag paths.
I was excited first the first story about these since the Raspberry Pi came out, since they are called "crazy Rasberry ants". Of course, they have to use some newfangled name for them to wreck my pun. Darn. All I wanted was crazy raspberry ant Pi[e], perhaps a crazy raspberry ant pie cluster/colony. Maybe a Raspberry Pi killed by Rasberry ants?
Amazing that the ants are given a funeral service by those techs.
Ants have been gumming up water pump pressure switches for years. The simple solution is to place a small container under the pressure switch (around the stem) that holds something like sevin dust. They have to crawl through the sevin to get to the switch and can't.
"...as they create a contact bridge between two points when they get electrocuted they release an alarm pheromone," says UT research assistant Edward LeBrun. "The other ants are attracted to the chemicals that other ants give off," he adds.
What kind of survival mechanism is that? "Oh! There's danger over there. Let's all go check it out..."
Our New Robot Overlords now have natural enemies.
It sounds like all one needs is a large electric bug zapper since they are already attracted to it.
Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
So the good news is Fire Ants won't sting you to death because Crazy Ants are replacing them. The bad news is that Crazy Ants sting your gizmos to death.
What about putting some mild chemical in electronic coatings that ants don't like? They would then be less likely to hang out on gizmos.
Unlike pesticides on fruits, there is no "incentive" to become immune to such chemicals because there is no benefit to hanging out on electronics to begin with.
Table-ized A.I.
My router is a CISCO, should i worry too? any advice from you the computers people?
I live in St Augustine, FL and I had a huge infestation of ants in my HP printer/copier.....it was horrible if not interesting.......eventually they died off and my printer works great........but for 3-4 months it was crazy......
Here's a much better story with picture. This one is from Mississippi, but the story remains the same.
You had me at "They don't sting like fire ants do...".
The more I hear about things like this and other interesting "wildlife" problems in the warmer parts of the country, the more I'm glad I live where it snows.
We used to sprinkle instant grits around red and and fire and nests. They'd eat the grits, their stomachs would rupture, and they would die.
Does anyone know whether this might also work on killing nests of crazy ants?
Finding God in a Dog
Reminds me of the Grid Bugs of NetHack!
.... 'nuff said.
My God, it's full of bugs!
Nuke them from orbit.... just to be sure.
is just one more reason why Larry Ellison bought Lanai.
I'd expect wallstreet, a typical googleplex or amazon data center to be prime crazy ant targets. How are they dealing with this stuff?
Try psychotherapy... or Thorazine.
I'm waiting for roboticists to create artificial predators to take care of pests like this. Imagine someday invading an ant colony to kill the queen with some sort of ARMORED miniture robot.
As long as the fucking soldier ants stay outside i'm fine.
CLI paste? paste.pr0.tips!
if only there were some organism in nature that was a natural foe of invading ant armies.
They'll short the instruments!
I thought you said they like electronics. You keep a computer in the bathroom?
I for one welcome our new... oh, wait...
Crazy nanobots. Yeah, that should do the trick.
...ever invade other parts of the world and cause problems? I seems that this must happen, but I never read about it.
I am very small, utmostly microscopic.
Corn meal is cheaper than the cyan pepper I was using. Nice.
Diatomaceous earth
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
It's obvious - Our friends the ants are trying to save mankind from the machines !!!
I suppose that somehow MACs are immune.
If I run RAID in my PC, will it prevent infestation? ; )
Sounds like something that's been imported. If I had to guess, I'd say India. Firstly because of the amount of times I've had to throw electronics away (hard-drives are especially painful) due to ants and secondly because places like Houston have large populations of Indian immigrants, many of whom probably shuffle back and forth once a year to visit family, so it's entirely possible there might be an ant or two in a suitcase.
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then you know what we are in for: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phase_IV
Finally! Conclusive proof that humans aren't teh only animals addicted to adrenaline!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phase_IV
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I lived in the South for nearly four years, and returning to the North was like entering paradise. Sure, it's cold during the winter, but spring through fall is fantastic and we have a nearly non-existent bug problem.
Apparently wizard is not a legitimate career path, so I chose programmer instead.