German Railways To Test Anti-Graffiti Drones
garymortimer writes "Germany's national railway company, Deutsche Bahn, plans to test small drones to try to reduce the amount of graffiti being sprayed on its property. The idea is to use airborne infra-red cameras to collect evidence, which could then be used to prosecute vandals who deface property at night. A company spokesman said drones would be tested at rail depots soon."
At first glance I was extremely excited to hear about anti-gravity trains, but then my joy was quickly destroyed by graffiti.
"Germany's national railway company, Deutsche Bahn, plans to test small drones to try to reduce the theft of small drones introduced earlier. The idea is to use airborne infra-red cameras to collect evidence, which could then be used to prosecute vandals who steal property at night. A company spokesman said drones would be tested at rail depots soon."
What's the point?
Is graffiti on train cars such a massive problem in society that it warrants spending tax dollars, or jacked up rates for shipping customers?
This seems like another case of trying to find a non-evil use for all these drones being engineered which really aren't very useful except for mostly-evil things.
If not you will be able to challenge any data in court and ask to see the source code.
Raise your hand if you read that too.
Paint me disappointed :(
If America was involved, our drones would "fix" the graffiti with a Hellfire missile. I like the German solution better.
Ironic that 60 years later, we're more inclined to use killer flying robots to assassinate our enemies than are the Germans.
It was the guy in teh hoody.
When NY won the graf war on trains (by cleaning them, and never ket them ride painted) all graffity did was spread out everywhere else.
Be careful what you wish for DB.
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You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
...will be next. And sure enough, it will end with high-AI drones that design their own graffiti, keep the railway free of undue surveillance, and feed off either contact lines or aluminium beer bottles and drain cleaner.
EXACTLY what happened to me - for 1/10 of a second I thought I was reading about anti-GRAVITY in trains. Then I suddenly remembered which lousy century I was born into and it all fell apart even before the part of my brain responsible for reading comprehension could finish its job.
I think if this cheesy, childish and dubstep-overfilled series had become popular, this idea wouldn't get off the ground...
"When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
In 2032 the solution will be even cooler.
Simply turning off the fucking floodlights wouldn't just save DB a fortune on juice, it makes vandal highly visible. You can't tag if you can't see; any light is a give-away. But since DB can count on continued tax money and political support -- and because no bureaucrat or middle manager ever got ahead by reducing waste or head count -- they'll spearhead the use of drones. The justice ministry and police will follow.
Instead they should make drones to autonomously clean up the graffiti. A lot better use, a lot more interesting, and something a lot more people could get behind.
We can stop essentially all crime, or at least prosecute it after it happens by installing surveillance everywhere. We need to decide where we are willing to use this technology. This particular application seems pretty harmless - as long as the railway companies don't decide that now that they have the drones they might as well monitor employee efficiency.....
Followed by a burst of some sort of disabling agent to hold them until the police arrive?
What a weird exercise in spending and modernization. It will be cheaper and simpler to just install more lighting and hire some security guards.
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Given that most vandals are potheads with extensive criminal records this will help clean up the worthless trash that's ruining Germany.
I think Rudy Giuliani's plan was better (need to disable ad-blocker for NBC video to play): http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/graffiti/n11050/
and give the vandals a taste of their own medicine.
How long before writers get their own graffiti drones?
Mandatory video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDrYkwG6Tuo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
When I was in Germany in the late 80s I remember seeing a big Hamburg apartment complex covered in graffiti. Seems they still have them: Graffiti Apartment Building – Berlin, Germany | sketchy.com, just one of many examples you can find. But apparently it isn't enough to keep vandalism from occurring.
If shareholders could build a drone to track their companies CEO and other officers and make sure they are getting an honest day's work for their pay, I'm all for it.
The ROI for tracking thousands of minimum wage grunts around to save a few pennies isn't worth it. One drone to keep an eye on $5 million a year? It could pay off.
Have gnu, will travel.
They should fix their trains and tracks so the trains are no longer later that often. Since they started becoming a privatized company, they raised prices and lowered service quality. They let the infrastructure rot and the new infrastructure they build is crumbling after five years.
Maybe they should send armed drones after the management.
BTW: The former CEO of the German railway is now in charge of the not yet completed new airport Berlin-Brandenburg. ;-)
It's only a matter of time now before someone mounts a stencil and a servo actuated sprayer on a quadcopter and starts putting graffiti in places that are difficult to reach!
John Spartan: [whispering to Lenina] Look, I don't know if you guys know it, but uh... you're out of toilet paper.
Alfredo Garcia: [confused] Did... did you say toilet *paper*?
Lenina Huxley: Um... they used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th...
[Lenina, Alfredo, and Erwin all laugh]
John Spartan: I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.
Erwin: He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!
[Erwin continues to laugh, then calms down]
Erwin: I can see how that could be confusing.
Couldn't you just use cameras? What possible advantage do expensive flying drones have?
Combine monitor drones first appearance traced back to dealing with graffiti at railroad stations...
This is the best way to cultivate anti-drone technology. Use drones to fuck with bored youth that have discretionary income.
They can't even make the trains run on time and now they want drones?
...in 3...2...1...
I can imagine them dragging wide ribbons with guerrilla art across the public space.
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Sounds like a great way to practice your paintball skills.
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Pfeh. I'm in Berlin, and graffitti is the least of my problems. Really.
Less stupid spending (new airport anyone?). Less garbage on the streets. Better maintained railroads. Anything but graffitti.
Why not regular surveillance cameras? Why should it be air borne?
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
Next move is to install some of the "other" Rheinmetall products on the drones and the grafitti problem will be solved fully automatically >:->
In my home city they painted graffiti over, then tried some paint which was washable. To no avail and great cost.
Then they came to a very simple idea : ask a few artist and grafiti maker to make a painting , real art, with a subject.
Not only those are beautiful, but grafiti maker seems to respect those are and only tags blank walls..
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In 20 years they can repurpose them to hunt down jews or muslims, or whomever is undesirable to the fourth reich.
Hey, it makes about as much sense.
"Reducing graffiti" is just a ruse to get people to accept it. In no time it will just be used for general surveillance.
It's not art it's an eyesore. It's part of urban rot. It's why all the money bleeds out of urban areas. Hose them down with enough stench they get the message. It's not as good as killing them but it is amusing.
Sorry, but WTF Deutsche Bahn???
There have been 3 trains that derailed in Stuttgart last year, and one runaway train that luckily didn't kill anybody because it happened at 4am.
Stuttgart is the city that gave you Mercedes Benz, Bosch and Porsche.
They seriously have better things to do than to care about graffitis.
Just call in Gordon Freeman.
I don't think he has anything to do until Half Life 3 is released.
I can see these anti-graffiti drones being captured and hacked for personal use. Need some spare brushless motors and LiPo batteries for your personal drone? Throw on a hoody and head down to the rail yard at night with a butterfly net!
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Germany's real answer to 'Iron Sky.'
[Federal Administrator with very heavy Bavarian accent] When zee perpetrator attempts his perverted act, Iron Claw vill activate and .... vell ... evaporates him ... IN A FLASH und zee entire Train ... AAAAAAHHHHH Vounderba ...... Sig Hail Sig Hail Sig Hail.
When I can I choose in the EU to go by train. Just back and used 3 trains. Even reasonably priced and good food! And even the buses operated by the German DB system are top notch. I'm comparing to the US counterparts which I also use occasionally.
You want graffiti, go to Italy.
Why not just use the same drones we're using to kill wastes of space in Pakistan? The job is the same. Nobody's going to cry over the death of some filthy subhuman trash.
I think that if there are people willing to paint their art for free on trains, there will be people willing to fight the tech attacking the people painting on trains for free! Brace yourselves, the first drone fights are coming!
Actually, where I live, it has been discussed to put up surveillance cameras to catch burglars. But the police isn't really interested, because nobody's going to watch those cameras realtime and usually they can't use the footage for identification after the fact (low light, masks, too long distance). So the problem is less tractable than you'd think.
I'm curious how the drones will be safe from things...like baseball bats?
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