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Pitcher-Turned-Law Student On Cheating In Baseball

An anonymous reader writes "As a 27-year old minor league pitcher who had never made it to "The Show" (ballplayers' slang for the big leagues), Garrett Broshius was advised by a coach to develop an 'out pitch' by cheating (doctoring or scuffing the baseball while standing on the mound). It was an ethical crossroads faced by many players past and present, and Broshius ultimately decided to give up the game. While a student at the St. Louis University School of Law, he wrote a paper that attempted to apply the tenets of legal theorists to the rampant cheating in baseball and other sports (click the 'download' button, no registration required). While Broshius' paper isn't brilliant or novel, it tours the techniques and issues surrounding cheating in baseball better than most. Broshius concludes with recommendations for how baseball should handle two classes of cheating: 'traditional' cheating of the type he was advised to do by the coach, which has achieved acceptance in some quarters as part of the game; and 'new era' cheating involving performance-enhancing drugs such as steroids, which has become prominent in the last 25 years. Oh, and Brosius remarks that in almost every baseball game he watches these days, he notices something suspicious — usually from the pitcher."

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  1. Money by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't care what sport it is - when contracts worth millions of dollars are on the line, there will always be talented people willing to do whatever they have to in order to stay competitive and even excel.

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    1. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Like international finance. My favourite sport.

    2. Re:Money by HornWumpus · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The Russians were known to bring a dozen backup grandmasters to sit in a backroom and examine unlikely move combinations in depth. Kind of like a Beowulf cluster of grandmasters.

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    3. Re:Money by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Baseball is a negligible burden on the taxpayers. Modern baseball stadiums come quite close to breaking even to the city -- some profit slightly, some at a modest loss. A baseball stadium is used 80something times per year, so financial solvency is not so difficult.

      The real villains are the football stadiums. Professional football teams used their stadium all of ~9-10 times per year. The stadiums are much bigger and more expensive. They are less comfortable and practical for any use other than football. A football team is a loss to the city/county to the tune of a few hundred million dollars, and the football team will come back for another handout every 20 or so years, whenever they decide their stadium is shabby.

      As baseball teams transition to attractive baseball-only stadiums -- a delight to both fans (and perhaps taxpayers), the absolute absurdity of "welfare queen" football teams is more and more obvious.

    4. Re:Money by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 2

      It's called "civilization". Strategies for pooling resources allowed mankind to rise to the bronze age, and then beyond. People who are ideologically allergic to some rational strategies should be content to work without the benefits of even metal tools.

    5. Re:Money by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 2

      I don't care what sport it is - when contracts worth millions of dollars are on the line, there will always be talented people willing to do whatever they have to in order to stay competitive and even excel.

      Stay competitive, maybe, but if one is cheating then technically, they aren't excelling, they are, well, cheating.

    6. Re:Money by St.Creed · · Score: 2

      Well, it's true he wanted to be faster. However, if he hadn't done it, he would not just have been "as fast", he would have been laughed out of cycling as a loser. It happened to a lot of Dutch cyclists in the 80s, when they consistently got run off the road by the Italians and Spanish cyclists who, until then, had been good but not *all* of them *that* good. In the press the non-using cyclists caught flak for years for being "soft" and "lazy". Well, after 10 years or so that changed and the press turned around as well. Everybody proud and happy.

      As it turned out, they just discovered doping a bit late. With, they were back on the same level as before. Without, they weren't even invited to the races anymore.

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    7. Re:Money by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 2

      Well, they are taking a risk. If they are caught cheating they might end up with nothing.
      It is referees and the tournament organizations job to make sure that the risk of getting caught and the punishment for it outweighs the benefit of cheating.

      False, it is coaches and owners job to make sure that getting caught and the punishment for cheating outweighs the benefit. The referees and tournament organization sets and enforces the rules, but it is the coaches and owners that set the culture that tolerates cheating or not.

    8. Re:Money by Zordak · · Score: 2

      Agreed. There's a sort of prisoner's dilemma with sports doping. Since you can safely assume that everybody else is doping, you have to dope to just compete on the same level. But since everybody's doping, the advantages of doping are somewhat canceled out. I don't know if Armstrong's victories were bestowed on his next-closest competitors, but if they were, then they probably went from a guy who doped and got caught to a guy who doped and didn't get caught.

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    9. Re:Money by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 3, Informative

      >Maybe if we changed the system so that we didn't reward the win at all cost mentality,

      Nature is a system that favors the win at all costs.The winners (in wars) are the ones that write the history books. The winners in games are the ones the viewers. The winners in finance are the ones that make the most money. You are going to have a hard time changing the system because being the winner is what most people want.

      Nature does not favor winning at all cost and usually is just the opposite. It is the cooperative or symbiotic relationship that prospers.

      The writers of history have nothing to do with nature. Nor do the winners in games or finance. As for that being what people want, well what happened to Enron? What happened to Lance Armstrong? What happened to the Romans? All those embraced winning at all cost and all were toppled.

      Society tolerates winning at all cost only to a point, then like bullying, they rise up against it. That is where anti-trust laws came from in business and anti-doping laws in sports and even the Geneva convention in war. Eventually, civilized people settle on rules of fair play.

      So does nature. The giant redwood does take all of the nutrients in the forest, just those it needs. Same for the fox or a bear. In our own bodies, we call cells that take too much cancer and cut them out. Why? because even those those cells are the fittest, they destroy the body. In nature, if the animal at the top of the food chain eats all the food, the animal dies, too. So, in nature, a proper balance is maintained (unless man does something to upset it, like introduce a non native species or change the habitat or environment).

      Not even Darwin believed in survival of the fittest. He used that expression only twice in the entire On the Origen of the Species. He actually proposed cooperation as the better model using human beings as the example since we were not the fastest or strongest nor did we posses the sharpest claws or teeth. Instead in cooperating we were successful in dominating the planet.

      So, even in nature, the win at all cost model does not win.

    10. Re:Money by davester666 · · Score: 2

      Um, the "rule book" is something along the lines of the laws and regulations of where they do business.

      Course, the basic rule is to hide whatever you can from the refs, no matter what the "sport"...

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    11. Re:Money by rocket+rancher · · Score: 2

      >Maybe if we changed the system so that we didn't reward the win at all cost mentality,

      Nature is a system that favors the win at all costs.The winners (in wars) are the ones that write the history books. The winners in games are the ones the viewers. The winners in finance are the ones that make the most money. You are going to have a hard time changing the system because being the winner is what most people want.

      Nature does not favor winning at all cost and usually is just the opposite. It is the cooperative or symbiotic relationship that prospers.

      The writers of history have nothing to do with nature. Nor do the winners in games or finance. As for that being what people want, well what happened to Enron? What happened to Lance Armstrong? What happened to the Romans? All those embraced winning at all cost and all were toppled.

      Society tolerates winning at all cost only to a point, then like bullying, they rise up against it. That is where anti-trust laws came from in business and anti-doping laws in sports and even the Geneva convention in war. Eventually, civilized people settle on rules of fair play.

      So does nature. The giant redwood does take all of the nutrients in the forest, just those it needs. Same for the fox or a bear. In our own bodies, we call cells that take too much cancer and cut them out. Why? because even those those cells are the fittest, they destroy the body. In nature, if the animal at the top of the food chain eats all the food, the animal dies, too. So, in nature, a proper balance is maintained (unless man does something to upset it, like introduce a non native species or change the habitat or environment).

      Not even Darwin believed in survival of the fittest. He used that expression only twice in the entire On the Origen of the Species. He actually proposed cooperation as the better model using human beings as the example since we were not the fastest or strongest nor did we posses the sharpest claws or teeth. Instead in cooperating we were successful in dominating the planet.

      So, even in nature, the win at all cost model does not win.

      Almost, but not quite. Nature is not about competing organisms or communities of organisms. It is about competing strategies. Nature indeed rewards winning strategies and punishes losing strategies, but the organism or community of organisms that employ them are just along for the ride. But nature is mutable; it is just the current context in which a given strategy or strategies are evaluated. If the context is allowed to change, then there is a new set of criteria against which strategies are evaluated, and if the strategy doesn't change, the organism or community of organisms employing that strategy might not make it into the next generation, which is the only criteria against which any strategy can be judged. In that sense, nature is indeed winner-take-all, and neatly explains what happened to Enron and the Roman civilization.. Thus, I would posit that preventing the context change becomes a viable strategy. The rise of human civilization is all about controlling nature, controlling the context in a way that preserves whatever strategy that is currently being used. The Romans failed to prevent a context change forced on them by the Visigoths, and so did Enron, a context change forced on them by having to live by the rules that they were discovered violating. What happened to Lance Armstrong can be read the same way: Armstrong's strategy of performance enhancing drugs was successful until other riders forced a context change on him, forcing him to compete on their terms, not on his terms. In finance, large corporations saw what happened to Enron, and are working very hard to make sure that the context change that killed Enron won't be allowed to happen to them. They are doing this by making sure they have control over the mechanism that controls the context in which they operate. In the US, that means successfully influencing lawmakers th

  2. baseball needs more replay by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    baseball needs more replay

    1. Re:baseball needs more replay by bobthesungeek76036 · · Score: 3

      Amen. And electronic scoring of pitches!

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    2. Re:baseball needs more replay by korgitser · · Score: 4, Funny

      baseball needs more cowbell

      FTFY

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  3. But thats OK! by jellomizer · · Score: 2

    Just as long it is about sports, we don't care about right and wrong or morals. But if a Scholastic student who wasn't good at sports did it. They will be locked up in jail for the rest of their life.

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    1. Re:But thats OK! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just as long it is about sports, we don't care about right and wrong or morals.

      IMO our society has a ridiculous fixation on sports.

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    2. Re:But thats OK! by HaZardman27 · · Score: 2

      Another somewhat relevant SMBC comic.

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    3. Re:But thats OK! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      LoL. More than somewhat relevant!

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    4. Re:But thats OK! by internerdj · · Score: 3, Informative

      A baseball scholarship put my wife's oldest brother through an engineering degree. It is also putting my wife's youngest brother through school although he doesn't really know what he wants to do other than baseball. My kids are playing but I'm not sure I want them to be successful with it beyond college. Too much pressure to do amoral or destructive things to get an edge, but I guess that is the case with most high profile success areas.

    5. Re:But thats OK! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you're not interested in stuff other than engineering, you're going to be a terrible, terrible, terrible engineer.

      What you call "distraction from your studies" is what makes you good at your job.

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    6. Re:But thats OK! by Dahamma · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Einstein loved sailing and music (was a great violinist), both of which he was avidly involved with in college and said helped him take a break, relax, and focus later on his studies.

      Feynman... well, here's one of his most famous quotes: "Fall in love with some activity, and do it! Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter. Explore the world. Nearly everything is really interesting if you go into it deeply enough. Work as hard and as much as you want to on the things you like to do the best. Don't think about what you want to be, but what you want to do. Keep up some kind of a minimum with other things so that society doesn't stop you from doing anything at all.”

      And Hawking was a coxswain at Oxford. In fact, he has admitted he was somewhat of an academic slacker there, but his extracurricular activities helped him socialize and avoid boredom/depression given he was younger (and smarter) than most of his peers.

      I'm pretty sure for almost every brilliant person you could find multiple examples of them having strong interests outside of their academic field. What you call "distractions" most others consider essential to the creative process.

      I have a lot of friends who were involved in collegiate athletics - some on scholarship, some not, some actually played professionally later, but most went on to become doctors, lawyers, engineers, bankers, even a couple of PhDs. I know my experience probably wasn't typical these days, but it is still common at many highly selective successful private universities. Athletics, music, and other non-academic activities have been a integral part of advanced education from ancient Greece and Rome through the Renaissance in Europe and the Enlightenment extending to America. This isn't some recent modern development.

    7. Re:But thats OK! by Dahamma · · Score: 3, Interesting

      On the one hand, it is unfortunate that these kids are being ripped off.

      On the other hand, why are they pursuing athletic careers at academic institutions?

      Because despite what you seem to think, 95%+ of college athletes do not go on to play professional sports, but go into the working world like everyone else. It's not a career for the vast majority, it's an extracurricular activity they love and have been doing since they were little kids. And if they studied and committed themselves in college (as many do, again despite what you think), they come out with a bachelor's degree.

      My objection is that athletes that have no interest in higher education are forced into academic pursuits (necessarily displacing others, assuming full enrollment) as a part of their career track. This makes about as much sense as forcing software developers through MLB in order to be employable. In my eyes it's idiotic, but it's possible that I'm just not seeing the logic. I've been asking repeatedly for someone to state in clear and understandable terms why this seemingly absurd system is in society's best interest. I haven't gotten a satisfactory response yet.

      Your basic problem here (and the reason no one has given you a "satisfactory response") is that your assumptions are just wrong to start, so there is no response that would make sense to you. You are making an incorrect and stereotypical assumption that all college athletes are on some professional sports career track and don't study or benefit from a college education (or could even be as smart or smarter than non-athletes).

      As a personal example (maybe not *typical*, but also far from *unique*), my freshman roommate was on full scholarship for football and actually was one of the lucky few who drafted into the NFL, playing for a few years. He also had a 1300 SAT, an BA in economics, and is now very successful in a completely non-football related business. He's a smart guy, who has used and enjoyed both his athletic and academic abilities. What's wrong with that?

      Or if you want the purely numerical reason why it's in the *schools'* best interest (and to some extent students and taxpayers funding the school) - well, I already went over this in detail in another post, but here's the short summary of an example: UTexas football made $133M last year and paid their players $5M in scholarships; after all expenses they made over $90M for the school. An average NFL team makes about $250M a year and pays their players about $125M in salary. The equivalent (~50% revenue to players) for UT would then be about $500K per player, or an extra $60M over what they pay in scholarships. Instead that $60M is part of the $90M going to other school programs and expenses. Even paying the players salaries commensurate with professional programs (which won't happen, though paying something more might) nets the school $30M. The schools in the NCAA just aren't going to walk away from that. Sure, it's largely about money, but what in education, government, business, etc isn't these days? That answer may not be satisfactory to you, but it's the truth...

  4. To quote Homer Simpson. . . by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

    after he gave up drinking for a time to please Marge:

    I never realized how boring this game is.

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    1. Re:To quote Homer Simpson. . . by stoolpigeon · · Score: 2

      Annnd... there's a beach ball on the field.......

      one of my favorite scenes.

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  5. Isn't that the point? by simonbp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't that kinda the point of baseball? It's only cheating if they catch you? Is a scuffed ball any different from stealing a base?

    1. Re:Isn't that the point? by dreamchaser · · Score: 2

      Isn't that kinda the point of baseball? It's only cheating if they catch you? Is a scuffed ball any different from stealing a base?

      Stealing a base is a legally allowed move in the game, so yes it is very different.

    2. Re:Isn't that the point? by Abstrackt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Stealing a base is more like taking your time when your opponent forgots to stop their clock in a game of speed chess. It's not cheating so much as taking advantage of inattentiveness.

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    3. Re:Isn't that the point? by niado · · Score: 2

      Another interesting example is fouling in basketball. You are legally not allowed to foul in the game, but fouling happens constantly and the players are only punished for a small fraction of the fouls that occur. Fouling is openly used in various strategies, and players often have trouble mitigating the advantages gained by fouling because free throws are difficult, and referees are not omniscient.

  6. MLB has much bigger problems by schwit1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Slow play and umps that can't find the strike zone with a telescope

    Coaches should get red flag just like football so replay could be used. Replays should be done at MLB HQ like the NHL does it.

    MLB should institute an automated strike zone and a pitch clock when no one is on base.

    1. Re:MLB has much bigger problems by CoderBob · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The World Series starts after 9PM because much earlier than that and you leave out the west coast TV market. 9PM EST = 6 PM Pacific.

      Perhaps I am an oddity, but I find basketball much more annoying to watch than baseball, and football really isn't any better. In terms of continuous action, I would put forth that the NHL is actually the most "gameplay" for the length of a game.

      I'm not saying Football and baseball are "equal" in downtime, but if you start adding up the time between a play being declared dead and the actual start of the next play (not men lining up, but when the ball is snapped), I think that the amount of time that is spent not "playing" the game becomes more comparable. Yeah, there's a clock counting down, but what is the actual run-time of a typical football game at this point? 3.5, 4 hours?

    2. Re:MLB has much bigger problems by interkin3tic · · Score: 2

      I've also heard suggestions that a larger ball should be used, that baseball is too pitcher-centric, and that slowing down the pitches would encourage more interesting aspects of the game. Seems like reducing the importance of the pitcher would also reduce the incentive to have pitchers cheat.

      I don't claim to know anything about baseball, so that could be an idiotic idea. If it is... well I'm still an idiot, but that suggestion isn't a reflection of that fact.

    3. Re:MLB has much bigger problems by niado · · Score: 2

      MMA would be far more interesting if they flooded the arena and had mock naval battles.

      bazinga!

    4. Re:MLB has much bigger problems by CoderBob · · Score: 2

      Hockey for me was an acquired taste, probably from exposure to the Redwings growing up in Michigan, and then moving to Grand Rapids where their AHL farm team is. The Griffins are even in the AHL playoffs this year, so I get bonus hockey after the Redwings bowed out against Chicago last night.

      The best hockey games are really the low-scoring ones where both teams are very evenly matched and playing all-out, which happens more often now that their is a cap system. If it is a low-scoring game because both teams suck, then it can be a snoozefest.

    5. Re:MLB has much bigger problems by CoderBob · · Score: 2

      s/below/above/

      I can't brain today, I have the dumb.

    6. Re:MLB has much bigger problems by CoderBob · · Score: 2

      I must be doing a bad job of trying to say this.

      I'm not saying that stuff doesn't count as gameplay- but I'm saying that by virtue of THAT counting as gameplay, the same courtesy should be applied to the pick-off throw to first to shorten a baserunner's lead, or the second baseman moving slightly behind the baserunner to encourage a pick-off throw, or a batter calling for time right after a pitcher gets set, just because they made the batter wait earlier, or any of the other myriad things that aren't directly related to putting the ball in play. Linebackers running towards the line is actually a good example of gameplay, in that it is a counter to the whole "run the play clock down to the last second before the snap" by the offense, which is still better than "I'm going to just hold the basketball and let the clock run" I see when I end up at a sports bar and the NBA is on.

      It's easier for me to pick out the things in football that I would consider "waste of time" because although it doesn't cause me to change the channel, I don't really make it a point to watch. For people who feel that way about baseball, it is easy for them to point out the things in baseball they consider "slow". Time spent around any sport usually leads to spectators picking up the little things that can mean a lot to an entire game, so for those fans, the little things all tend to mean something important, whereas those little things in other sports "don't count".

      If it helps, I would probably rate the sports in terms of my enjoyment as a spectator as: NHL > Baseball > Basketball (NCAA) > Football > Golf > Tennis > Billiards > Curling > Figure Skating > Marathon Running > Power Walking > Basketball (NBA).

  7. Walk Away by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's only one solution to a completely corrupt system. Walk away from it. Broshius made the correct decision by leaving the game behind him.

    You cannot change a corrupted institution from within. I'll repeat that. You cannot change a corrupted institution from within. There are too many people inside who have spent their lives justifying and profiting from their misdeeds, who are not about to turn over a new leaf or air their dirty laundry because you've made an appeal to their conscience. They killed theirs long ago.

    The best thing to do is leave the rotten ship to sink all by itself. Every honest person who stands by a rotten game, or bankrupted bank, or broken political party is just propping up an at best amoral system, and usually an immoral and even illegal one. There is no obligation to stay loyal or remain in solidarity with a disloyal and dishonest organisation.

    Broshius has done more for baseball as a law student that he ever could have as a player or a fan.

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  8. What kind of hardware do I need to play this? by Guano_Jim · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been trying to download this "baseball" game all morning and all every website I visit just shows me a bunch of sweaty dudes in pajamas.

    They're using wooden controllers (!) and even worse, they're outside. Is this a beta? wtf

    1. Re:What kind of hardware do I need to play this? by matrim99 · · Score: 2

      No worries, you can always buy the DLC (steroids) that everyone is complaining about as being Pay to Win.

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  9. Wait..LOL WUT? by ArhcAngel · · Score: 3, Funny

    So the guy has an ethical dilemma with an out pitch but not with becoming an attorney? I have yet to meet an attorney that didn't employ at least a few ethically questionable tactics.

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    1. Re:Wait..LOL WUT? by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 2

      It's called saving face. The coach didn't have much faith in his skill and encouraged scuffing the ball to improve his performance. In the end, he did right thing. Instead of resorting to cheating to improve his chances of making it to the major leagues, he realized his limitations and chose a new career path instead. He decided to become a lawyer. Lawyers know how to put a positive spin on anything, and he demonstrates how he is a natural.

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  10. Re:Shocked, shocked! by Synerg1y · · Score: 2

    Here's the actual cheat:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spitball

    Pretty disgusting stuff.

  11. Re:control of the ball trumps foreign substances by dkleinsc · · Score: 2

    a good pitcher will know the batter's habits and style of swing and adjust his pitches for that. a good batter will avoid swinging at a bad pitch

    Yogi Berra said it better: "Good pitching beats good hitting, and vice versa."

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  12. OUTSIDE?? by washort · · Score: 3, Funny

    Aren't there bears outside?

  13. Third type of cheating by puddingebola · · Score: 2

    I think he left out a third category of cheating: cheating that transcends the sport and becomes an object of admiration among fans. The textbook example would be Gaylord Perry. One of the more interesting sports interviews I've heard involved Perry describing his elaborate routines to keep the opposition guessing where he had hidden a gob of vaseline. Apparently there were people on the opposing team whose job it was to watch him during the game and try to catch him cheating. The vaseline, of course, moved from his pant leg, to his cap, to the back of his neck, which he rubbed to loosen up... etc. I agree with a previous post that the economic rewards are too large to stop it, but I admire the author of this article of refusing to take part. It is possible, I think, however, for people to become so accustomed to cheating that they accept some forms of it as part of the game. Gaylord perry demonstrating a spitter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXLc8hKoaBw

  14. Re:I can't count on one hand by locopuyo · · Score: 2

    It sounds like his fans had roid rage.

  15. Doctoring the ball .... by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    While I think the performance-enhancing drugs take things way too far, I don't know how much of an ethical dilemma I see with such tactics as figuring out a way to scuff up the baseball before throwing it, to try to achieve some unpredictability?

    I'd tend to side more with the "it's just part of the game" camp on that, because when it comes right down to it? It's all about making it as difficult as you can for the batter to hit what you throw at him. A regulation baseball has certain parameters to it that can't be changed without substituting it for a modified ball, and to me THAT'S where you'd want to draw the line on what's allowed. I mean, if the weight of the ball is drastically altered or you use a smaller or larger ball, that's just as much a change as, say, scooting the bases closer together on the field.

    As far as I'm concerned, I'd rather see the rest of it just be out in the open. Say "No, we simply don't CARE if you think you have some secret tactic to gouge up the ball a little bit or scuff up its surface before pitching it. Go for it if you think it helps you!" You're always going to have small changes that potentially give small advantages to those who take advantage of them. I'm pretty sure there are certain types of shoes with certain cleat patterns which wind up giving some slight advantage over others too. Are we going to get so anal, we require only shoes with soles matching a precise pattern and dimensions, or else it's "cheating"?

    (And honestly, even on the whole drugs issue? The biggest reason I have any problem with that is because it wasn't widely in use or even available in previous generations -- yet part of the game involves tracking records and seeing who is talented enough to break them over time. It's not a fair "A to B" comparison anymore between the "old time greats" and today's players, if the modern players are all juiced up. If the sport actually came out and said, "We consider performance enhancing drugs to be fair play." and ALSO said a line would be drawn where old statistics were "frozen in time" and everything effectively started over? Then I'd be hard pressed to find a reason to call it "cheating" anymore. (I might not like the fact it encourages people to treat their own bodies as disposable for the purpose of getting a little more of an edge in the game ... but that's each individual's own decision to make.)

  16. False positives by dtmos · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Everyone gets tested after a game, any single person come sup [sic] positive, then game is considered a loss. Happens twice, they give up 25% of merchandising for a year.

    Fine, except that the tests are not perfect, and false positives exist. Think about it -- suppose the test was 99% accurate, but produced 1% false positives. There are 25 people on an MLB team, and the team plays an average of 6.3 games per week. That's an average of 25 * 6.3 = 157.5 tests per team per week, which will produce an average of 1.575 false positives per team per week, or 1.575 * 26 = almost 41 false positives in a 26-week season. Per team.

    There are 30 teams in MLB, so under your proposal one is looking at (157.5 tests per team per week) * (30 teams) * (26 weeks per season) = 122,850 drug tests every season. The false positive rate would have to get down into the parts per million range to do anything other than punish random team owners for the finite quality of drug tests. The effect could, in fact, be counterproductive; with so many false positives, the actual drug users could be emboldened to hide among them.

  17. Re:Shocked, shocked! by operagost · · Score: 2

    I know baseball can be a slow game, but how did he find time to wank while on the mound?

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  18. Re:who needs to cheat by AdamWill · · Score: 2

    And yet the original wasn't called humanball, and whatever drugs are involved, the game still definitely involves bases.