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Chemists Build App That Could Identify Cheap Replacements For Luxury Wines

schliz writes "Australian startup Wine Cue is combining the chemical composition of wines with customer ratings for what it hopes to be a more objective wine recommendation engine than existing systems that are based on historical transactions. The technology is likely to reach the market as a smartphone app, and could be used to identify cheap alternatives to expensive bottles."

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  1. More objective would be welcome by icebike · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If there is one thing that needs more objectivity its wine tasting.
    Too often the results are the opinion of the person who bought the bottle, and too seldom is there truly blind taste testing by people not already familiar with the vintage.

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    1. Re:More objective would be welcome by Nerdfest · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even with blind tastings there is subjectivity, as people sense of taste and smell is quite varied. I tend to be good at picking up secondary aromas (not the primary fruit) but amd not as good at picking out some of the subtle fruit smells. It all come down to chemicals ... esters and other compounds, that can be measured objectively, but for now is still quite expensive to do accurately. Any good sommelier can generally pick out a cheaper example of an expensive wine for you based on what you like though. It may not be *as* good as the expensive one, but it is a game of diminishing returns for the most part, although it is occasionally possible to get a *better* wine for less money. Wine sells for what the market will bear, based on origin, availability, and reputation.

    2. Re:More objective would be welcome by LulzAndOrder · · Score: 1

      there is frequently blind tasting by people unfamiliar with a vintage. however, there is rarely blind tasting by people unfamiliar with the region, variety, or style of the winemaker. vintage means year.

    3. Re:More objective would be welcome by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're also probably not as good at picking out anything as you think you are. If you've never done any kind of double-blind testing to find out then your assumptions are likely nothing more than conformation bias. Same thing with "experienced sommeliers"

      Example: You drink a wine and say that you taste X. The next person at the table hears this and therefore tastes X. It also probably works in reverse. That's not to say that you couldn't tell the difference between two wines that are drastically different, but subtle differences are likely imperceptible.

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    4. Re:More objective would be welcome by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      And there's also never any double-blind testing, which is really important. The examiner can easily give away details to the test subject without a strictly controlled environment.

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    5. Re:More objective would be welcome by icebike · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wine is not as fragile as some wine snobs would have you believe. You pretty well have to really abuse a bottled wine for an extended period of time for it to be noticeable. Virtually every wine you find on the shelf has gone through shipment sweltering in 100 degree heat in the back of a semi, or stored too cold in a warehouse by a uncaring wholesaler.

      There is more obvious difference in a wine attributable to how long the bottle has been open than there is attributable to it was shipped, or stored.

      More often than not the wine snob won't notice this either, unless it was egregious and prolonged.

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    6. Re:More objective would be welcome by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why on earth would people who eat different foods and have different taste profiles and come from different ethnic heritages be expected to like wines equally.

      I've had several blind tastings.

      For most people, the ability to taste a difference tops out in the $20-$30 a bottle range.
      I've only known one person who had the ability to finely discriminate wine and he came from the new york area.

      At one tasting- the one bottle he disliked, everyone else liked.

      There is a tremendous difference at the lower end because many of the less expensive wines are either

      a) Just bad (and just about anyone can tell this)
      b) or they are "Thin" (watered down, one note) which anyone can taste pretty quickly and easily in comparison to a good wine.

      But there are plenty of wines good enough for 14-18 a bottle.
      And plenty of wines that are good enough after you are tipsy for $9-$14 a bottle.

      The truly great wines require an experienced and truly great wine tasting ability.

      And why give truly great wine to people who can't tell the difference anyway (i.e. most of us).

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    7. Re:More objective would be welcome by LordLimecat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does it make any sense to speak of confirmation bias and objectivity when talking about "taste"?

    8. Re:More objective would be welcome by mjwx · · Score: 1

      If there is one thing that needs more objectivity its wine tasting.
      Too often the results are the opinion of the person who bought the bottle, and too seldom is there truly blind taste testing by people not already familiar with the vintage.

      So they should invent a device that can detect a pack of Winnie Red's (Cheap but powerful cigarettes) and recommend a box of 4 penny dark (cheap red wine) as they wont taste anything anyway?

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    9. Re: More objective would be welcome by RichardJenkins · · Score: 2

      it does if you're trying to indirectly identify chemicals in a glass of wine.

    10. Re:More objective would be welcome by ultranova · · Score: 1

      If there is one thing that needs more objectivity its wine tasting.

      But taste is by definition completely subjective. It's like trying to make an algorithm to detect good art: at the absolute best you can simply predict how a given test person will judge, since there is no objective quality to measure.

      Besides, wine is an excellent luxury item: a $1000 bottle doesn't really take any more resources to make than a $0.99 bottle, despite resulting in great perceived difference in lifestyle, so from society's point of view, it's a much more preferable "money sink" than luxury cars, yachts or mansions.

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    11. Re: More objective would be welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a variation of one of these? (the Cone of Silence)

    12. Re:More objective would be welcome by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Even with blind tastings there is subjectivity, as people sense of taste and smell is quite varied.

      Afaik, this was a trap soft drink manufacturers fell into. They had taste tests with dozens or even hundreds of participants. Later on, it was found out that human genetics alone can produce thousands of different "taste types", depending on whether a persons smell/taste receptors can pick up the presence of certain chemical compounds.

      Hence, having a hundred people in a taste test is far from being a representative sample.

    13. Re:More objective would be welcome by Walter+White · · Score: 1

      Why on earth would people who eat different foods and have different taste profiles and come from different ethnic heritages be expected to like wines equally.

      ...

      There is a tremendous difference at the lower end because many of the less expensive wines are either

      a) Just bad (and just about anyone can tell this)
      b) or they are "Thin" (watered down, one note) which anyone can taste pretty quickly and easily in comparison to a good wine.

      But there are plenty of wines good enough for 14-18 a bottle.

      ...

      And why give truly great wine to people who can't tell the difference anyway (i.e. most of us).

      Raises hand. That would be me. I don't know how to buy wine in the first place except to know that some wines are sweeter than others and there are reds vs. whites and the pink ones that fall in between.

      Of course, that means I don't have to spend a lot of money on wine in order to be happy with my purchase. I suppose I do better selecting beer which I consume several times in a month. If this app gives me some way to evaluate wine in the first place it could be a win for me. However I'm a little skeptical that a chemical analysis can characterize the flavor sufficiently to accomplish this goal. The other obstacle to this endeavor is the sheer number of wines tat seem to be available.

    14. Re:More objective would be welcome by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2

      It does indeed make sense, and there are many who are striving to construct an objective set of criteria for evaluating wines.

      However, even this can be foiled by expectations. There have been several instances where researchers have found that supposedly knowledgeable judges tasting wines in a blind (as in blindfolded) context have been shown to be unable to distinguish white wines from red.

      Objectively, that might stand to reason, given that both are likely to carry a similar array of organic compounds.

      From a chemist's point of view, it might be more informative to subject the wine to some form chromatographic or other chemical analysis. This, at least would have the advantage of cutting out all the pretentious bullshit associated with wine criticism.

      The good news is that there are a few Masters of Wine (example here) who are currently attempting to do just that.

    15. Re:More objective would be welcome by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      At least there's one benefit from the current trend of the use of screw-tops. [I refuse to call them Stelvin closures: a screw-top is a screw-top.]

      Your wine might be screwed, but it will never be corked.

    16. Re:More objective would be welcome by babblefrog · · Score: 1
      By "taste" do you mean the sense of taste? Some things are objectively salty, sweet, acidic, etc.

      I can't speak to $1000 bottles of wine, but that $100 bottle took more resources on average than the $0.99 bottle. The land those grapes grew on is expensive.

    17. Re:More objective would be welcome by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      What really makes it interesting is that different people can taste different things. In highschool while studying genetics we learned about a chemical that some people perceived as bitter, while other's didn't taste it at all (probably this one). So it's completely probable that a wine that one person might think tastes terrible is actually quite pleasant to others. Even if a wine doesn't have any bitter compounds, it's not unlikely that somebody like a wine taster might have a heightened sense of taste/small, causing them to taste good flavours which aren't perceptible to most people.

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    18. Re:More objective would be welcome by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Citation please. Unless you are talking about a Rose, there is not flippin' way you will not be able to distinguish a Cabernet Sauvignon from a Chardonnay. Good god man, do you even know the differences between wine varieties?

      Taste is subjective. Good luck with coming up with objective criteria. Some people prefer sweet wine to dry wine. Then you have food pairings. What will help people is the ability to taste the wine and a description of the wine.

    19. Re:More objective would be welcome by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Or you could ask the permission running he wine store.

    20. Re:More objective would be welcome by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Yes. If you slap a higher price tag on a cheap bottle of wine it "tastes" better. There is no price receptor on your tongue, so there must be something else at work. That's confirmation bias.

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    21. Re:More objective would be welcome by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Citation please.

      Citation here.

      Taste is subjective

      Taste is subjective, but discrimiation is not. Whether a $15 red wine is better than a $60 white wine is subjective. But if they have different flavors, a human should be able to discriminate between the two.

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    22. Re:More objective would be welcome by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I'm more or less in the same category. I've explored just a bit more than you perhaps, but I still find picking a bottle to be a wild guessing game. Honestly, the app as phrased sounds silly. I don't want to find inexpensive substitutes for "expensive" wines, because I don't care about expense, and I don't believe price has a lot to do with flavor, other than perhaps at the very low end. What I would like is an app which can record wines I liked (regardless of price) and show me more wines that are similar to it, while guiding me away from wines similar to ones I didn't like.

      The number of wines and varietals is a huge obstacle. I can remember at any given time about five brands, tops, that I probably liked last time I tried them. Without keeping an extensive journal which accompanies me everywhere, most of what I try, good or bad, is quickly forgotten.

    23. Re:More objective would be welcome by bws111 · · Score: 1

      That link does not say anything about blindfolded people not being able to distiguish red from while wine. It says that when white wine was dyed red, and the tasters were not told that, they described the wine in terms of a red wine. This means that what we see is important to what we perceive, and that we can be fooled by what we think we see (see any number of optical illusions), but it says nothing about what we perceive in the absence of vision. I can pretty much guarantee that if those testers were told one of the wines was a dyed white they would have been able to determine which one it was.

    24. Re:More objective would be welcome by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Citation please.

      Look it up for yourself, you lazy sod.

      There have been several variants on the survey, some using blindfolds, while others used dyes to colour white wines red.

      One removes the appearance of the wine from the equation, while the other brings out the influence of the judge's expectations.

    25. Re:More objective would be welcome by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      When I find something I like, I buy a few bottles (not too many since not all wines age well).

      It's frustrating when I open a bottle 6 months after purchase and it is stellar and also no longer available.

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    26. Re:More objective would be welcome by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I've had wine that cost in the $50 to $100 range.

      I find it tastes "like it's type" so the cabsav is really cabsavy. But that doesn't mean I like it any better.

      As for wines above $100- why on earth would I want to acquire a taste for something that expensive unless I'm a millionaire.

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    27. Re:More objective would be welcome by TranquilVoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, this study was more an experiment in social dynamics than wine discernment. There is a lot of pressure in a wine club to appear knowledgable, leading to an emperor's-new-clothes situation.

  2. Many fine australian table wines by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Black Stump Bourdeaux is rightly praised as a peppermint flavored burgundy, whilst a good Sydney Syrup can rank with any of the world's best sugary wines.

    1. Re:Many fine australian table wines by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      "Peppermint flavored" my ass. How do you get that from grapes and yeast?

      I pour myself a nice claret and put in a Monty Python DVD.

    2. Re:Many fine australian table wines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That is a totally appropriate example for a wine buff. It is a poor analogy for everyone else. First, it is unclear what are we comparing here. The concert hall, the work itself or the performance? Make up your mind, because you're not qualified to speak of at least two of these.

      Still, unlike "wine tasting", which is totally arbitrary, there are some objective criteria by which we can judge all three.

      Admittedly, the work itself is hardest to judge, as it depends most of all on the "taste" of the listener. The proliferation of auto-tuned performances with compressed sound kinda underscores the point. Maybe Salieri is good for someone.

      The performance can be compared by objective criteria -- how well the musicians know the score, how good they are technically, etc. etc. After a point, when issues of "style" and "taste" come to play, it is the same as wine.

      The concert halls are easier to compare, at least in terms of acoustics. They were probably built to objective criteria.

    3. Re:Many fine australian table wines by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2

      Drinking wine is a subjective experience.

    4. Re:Many fine australian table wines by newcastlejon · · Score: 2

      Dylan Moran said it best.

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    5. Re:Many fine australian table wines by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Really opens up the sluice gates at both ends.

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    6. Re:Many fine australian table wines by aXis100 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Go and have a look at the metabolic pathways that yeast use to glean energy from sugars in wine/beer. It is truly staggering, and temperature, PH, timing and yeast variety can all play a part in preferentially modifying those pathways. As a result, there are a bunch of fermentation by-products, including different alcohol groups and esters. For example, I'm a beer brewer, and belgian yeasts are noted for producing "lolly banana" esters.

      There is also a legitimate difference between cheap and expensive wine techniques - time spent cellaring, new versus second hand barrels, preservatives etc.

      At the end of the day though that doesnt make a lot of difference - peoples tastes vary wildly and If you personally like the way it tastes then that's great, go buy it again. Whilst there is no such thing as a "cheap" or "expensive" flavour, if lots of poeple like the way it tastes, then you can call it "good" wine. If lots of poeple say it tastes like arse, then it's "bad" wine.

    7. Re:Many fine australian table wines by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I have a terrible palate but I've tasted these notes and it was kinda cool.

      There are probably a dozen that anyone can taste after drinking a couple dozen bottles of a particular type.

      I've had a "peppery" wine and a "chocolatey" wine- which was bizarre because as you say, they were just grapes.

      I've also had 3 perfect pairings and 1 near miss. When that happens- it's like magic. Each sip of wine makes the food taste better and each bite of the food makes the wine taste better in a swirling dance of gustatory delight.

      There are many kinds of grapes-- many kinds of soil those grapes grow in-- and many kinds of weather conditions that occur while the grapes are growing.

      What's also cool is when the wine changes taste in your mouth over time.

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    8. Re:Many fine australian table wines by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Strange, it's getting hard to find a bottle of Australian wine in Australia for $7 (retail) that you'd actually want to drink!

      Some either we locals are getting ripped off at the checkout, or Yanks have less discerning palates.

    9. Re:Many fine australian table wines by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      I have to admit-- I did try to find out whether peppermint was a standard wine aroma, and instead came across this choice tidbit on wikipedia

      The German Wine Institute has created a special German language version of the Aroma Wheel meant to be specially adapted to German wines, with one wheel for white wines and one wheel for red wines.[4] However, in the translation they removed the petroleum smell (and the entire "chemical" category) from the white wine wheel, despite the fact that mature Riesling wines - Germany's signature grape variety - are the best-known examples of wines that show this aroma. It seems that the motive for omitting the reference to petroleum was that many consumers perceive it as a "negative" aroma. The Institute's move has been criticized by foreign experts on German wines.[5]

      Shiraz is sometimes described as peppery.

    10. Re:Many fine australian table wines by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Some either we locals are getting ripped off at the checkout, or Yanks have less discerning palates.

      Or?

      Both statements are true.

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    11. Re:Many fine australian table wines by Ultracrepidarian · · Score: 1

      Sipping a nice $2.50 vintage from Grocery Outlet. Excellent!

    12. Re:Many fine australian table wines by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Sugar is an acquired taste. As is beef, pork, beets, corn, or anything else you consume. For the most part, you are introduced to all the foods you will ever eat by the time you are five to ten years old. Your tastes may change during your lifetime, but relatively few of us go exploring the world in search of new tastes.

      Imagine - billions of humans of been born, grown up, aged, and died without ever tasting beef. If offered beef, they would turn their noses up at it.

      Meanwhile, other billions can hardly imagine a day without beef in their diets.

      You are conditioned by your environment, your culture, and your environment. What a concept, huh?

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    13. Re:Many fine australian table wines by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      You drink wine with added sugar? And sweeten your tea? Jeez. Maybe you think Jamie Oliver is a good cook, too? Again, for your benefit, double blind tests prove that people can't even tell white wine from red wine if they look the same. Yes, that includes you, too.

      Wine can be sweet without ADDED sugar, just from natural sugar residues. So much for you knowledge regarding wine.

      On the other hand. a blind test between red and white whine should be easy as pie as white wine is served chilled. :-P

      But seriously, the results of this experiment of course varies with the wines you use. I know of at least one red wine (Trollinger) that is supposed to taste almost like a white wine (and should also be served a bit chilled). But if you have a little bit of practice, it shouldn't be hard if you use *typical* red and white wines.

      On the other hand: a lot has changed in the wine market during the last 15 years. (at least over here) Around that time, some wine critics discovered that the most famous El Cheapo Supermarket (Aldi) secretly decided to act as a price breaker and offered wines with an amazingly great price/quality ratio. They didn't take their 2 Eur Chateu Hobo out of their shelves, but added good wine in the 5-8 EUR range. And good wine with such agressive pricing was unheard of.

      In addition, the production of wine has been industrialised (Nappa Valley, I'm looking in your direction!) and new technologies (chipping or using destillation to reduce alcohol concentration) made it easier to produce cheap wine at greater volume and (even more important) constant quality.

      So the key point of that linked article is: Good wine doesn't need to be expensive anymore. And objective metrics never made more that 50% of perceived wine quality anyways. The rest was always personal taste and a taste according to the expectations set by the type of wine.

      So it's a quite common trick to foil wine buffs by good, non-expensive wine. And in the upper price regions, you get more unique tastes. But with the more "unique" a taste is, you'll find more people who simply don't like it.

      It's the same with Budweiser. If you serve something without any taste, you'll hardly find anyone who doesn't like the taste of it. Simply there is no taste to dislike. Serve something with a distinctive taste, and people will be split between "yummy" and "ewww... what's THIS!"

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    14. Re:Many fine australian table wines by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Sugar is an acquired taste.

      Dislike of/indifference towards sugar is acquired and overrides the instinctive preference for sweet food.

    15. Re:Many fine australian table wines by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      There is indeed a preference for "sweet food". But, sugar, as we use it in the US, is not a natural product. To people raised on more natural diets, sugar will seem unnatural, and inferior to other sweeteners, such as honey, or maple syrup. There are other sweeteners that are much better for you, than the bleached, processed granular sugar that we all know in the modern day US.

      Sugar is an acquired taste, of that I'm quite sure.

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    16. Re:Many fine australian table wines by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Heh. Not long after I arrived in Australia (1987), it was common to be able to buy a bottle of Wynn's Coonawarra Hermitage for $2.50. Then some asswipe just had to write it up in a newspaper review, and the price multiplied by a factor of ten almost overnight.

      So never mind the lawyers, first let's kill all the journalists...

    17. Re:Many fine australian table wines by Ihlosi · · Score: 2
      There are other sweeteners that are much better for you,

      For the vast majority of humanitys existence, sweet meant that the food was good for you - this has calories, it'll extend the time before you die from starvation! Eat it, eat it now, eat as much as you can!

      "Too many calories" is a very recent problem. Too recent for human genetics to adapt to.

    18. Re:Many fine australian table wines by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      They're not just grapes, though. Besides the yeast pitched, there's other stuff in the grapes. don't have a link but there was an article on how if your grapes don't contain wasp spit they won't make great wine...

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    19. Re:Many fine australian table wines by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      A lot of products are like this now. Through the marvels of science and technology it has become really cheap to produce some good quality products. My mother bought a $500 bike back in the 70's (which promptly got stolen, which is why I know about it) which I just calculated to be equivalent (adjusting for inflation) to over $2000 by today's standards. While you can still buy a $2000 bike, it's hardly necessary, and even a $1000 bike will be much better than a a $500 bike bought in the 70s. Same goes for computers. They are getting fast enough that even a cheap computer is good enough for most people, and they last quite well too. A $400 laptop can be quite good for most task. I wanted to get a laptop in University, but the cheapest ones were close to $1000, and even those were not something most people would want to use for daily work.

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  3. Re:first post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, exactly.

    And this had better be an Android-only app.

    The absolute last thing an IDevice owner wants to know is that his/her expensive purchase is objectively inferior to a cheaper alternative.

    The horror! The horror!

  4. Any word on the technique? by Nichotin · · Score: 1

    If I were to do this stuff myself, I would probably use Partial Least Squares and build a regression model using the chemical composition as X, and the customer ratings as Y. Or depending on the number of variables in the chemical composition compared to the number of samples (wines), one of the Sparse Partial Least Squares variants might prove to give better predictions (and it would also be interesting to see which variables in X it discards as less important).

    So, any word on what they do?

    1. Re:Any word on the technique? by Xest · · Score: 1

      No idea what they do but I did exactly this for a university project using neural networks. It was some years ago so I can't really remember the details of what exact data we had, I just remember having a dataset of chemical composition data for a good number of wines as a training set.

      At the end of the day this is just a straightforward classification problem so any number of statistical classification methods should work just fine.

  5. Bum Wine by deadhammer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    BumWine.com lists the only wines you'll ever need.

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    1. Re:Bum Wine by Nimey · · Score: 1

      "Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too."

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    2. Re:Bum Wine by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too.

      Wait a sec, Cisco wine does that, too?

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  6. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    >I'm not a wine snob, but I know there are certain things that sometimes you *can't* replicate.

    You're clearly also not a chemist either.

    >After decades of analysis, we still can't build a violin as good as a Stradivarius.

    No, what we can't do is build a violin that self-proclaimed audiophiles say is as good as a Stradivarius during NON-BLIND TESTS in UNCONTROLLED ENVIRONMENTS. If you administer proper double-blind tests then you'll find that there's no difference.

    >We still can't fully replicate Damascus Steel

    Talk to a metallurgist. Modern steel actually performs better. I'm not sure how much effort has been given to duplication, but why try to duplicate something when you already have a better replacement?

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  7. not about taste by fermion · · Score: 1
    For most people the price of wine is not about taste. It is about exclusivity and following the rules of the pack. You pay this price for this bottle of wine because that is what your peer group is doing. Otherwise why would it be so easy to forge wine labels and sell then as the real thing? If you have connections and providence people don't seem to know the difference.

    That is not to say that expensive wine does not provide value. You are paying for vintage grapes and expert winemakers, which all cost money.OTOH there is no reason to go into debt for a bottle of expensive wine anymore that one should go into debt for a Prada bag.

    So what services like this provide is protection for those who want to be a part of a peer group but can't afford it. They can say how silly those rich people are for paying for expensive wine that is the same as the cheap wine. It really isn't the same, but it really doesn't matter. If there is someone who has the ability to authoritively say they are the same, then those who need to feel included can.

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    1. Re:not about taste by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      This is why, once you've convinced the hipsters that the $11 wine bottle tastes like the $300 wine bottle, the $11 wine bottle will be a $45 wine bottle.

  8. Here's what I'm hoping for... by reverseengineer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Welcome to Wine Cue!

    INPUT: Chateau Petrus, 1998 vintage, Pomerol primarily of Merlot grapes, estimated retail 3500USD

    RECOMMENDATION: Charles Shaw, 2010 vintage, Merlot, estimated retail 2USD

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    1. Re:Here's what I'm hoping for... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2

      From testing and experience, the $3 wines are undrinkable unless ice cold and nasty then.
      $6-$12 is fine for drinking with food or getting tipsy but thin.

      At $13 + you start getting decent wines.
      Most folks taste buds seem to top out at $25 bucks a bottle.

      And you shouldn't be wasting a $60+ bottle of wine to get tipsy or if you can't tell the difference or you just don't like it. I can tell the difference a bit but don't interpret it as better.

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    2. Re:Here's what I'm hoping for... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You can often find some place near you that has cheap wine, too. The guy who owns our local Grocery Outlet also bought out a liquor distributor. He sells good wines cheap in the Grocery Outlet. Too bad about the beer selection, which is mostly fake craft beers, but I do enjoy buying amaretto and schnapps for six bucks a bottle. I don't drink it — that's what beer is for — but it's awesome for cooking. You could spend five bucks for a tiny bottle of extract...

      Point is, I don't even drink wine (really) and I've been astounded by some of the stuff that has been six or eight bucks. So, keep looking. I also go to a near-wholesaler called Bottle Barn in Santa Rosa, it's pretty fantastic. It's hidden away in an industrial area...

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    3. Re:Here's what I'm hoping for... by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

      Try holding some blind tastings. I have. Among casual wine drinkers, there's no correlation between the price of the bottle and the prefernce for what's inside. At my own tasting parties (where I do blind taste testings), the Trader Joes Coastal Zinfandel continues to crush the competition for $6/bottle. Despite what people claim to like, clean, fruity zinfandels are reliable winners.

      I've started growing grapes and making my own wines, so I'm looking forward to see how my own vintage fares at my next wine party.

    4. Re:Here's what I'm hoping for... by neminem · · Score: 1

      We (me and my fiancee) actually really, really like the Fresh & Easy brand 2 dollar wines, especially the white (which is actually two dollars. When Trader Joe's upped the prices on their 2 dollar wine last year, our local F&E actually put up a slightly snarky sign that explicitly was not naming any names, but you knew who they were referring to, saying hey, our wine is still 2 dollars.)

    5. Re:Here's what I'm hoping for... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I'll see if fresh & easy is available in texas.

      Oak Leaf and Bay Bridge were terrible.

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    6. Re:Here's what I'm hoping for... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I've had several blind tastings *with* the appropriate meals.

      Steak with cabsav, merlot,...
      Sausage with malbec
      Salmon with chardonnay

      etc.

      Only in the malbec did we find the cheap wine dominated ($5) but no one really *liked* malbec.

      Pinot seem like a great wine for cheese and crackers standing around chatting.

      Most sweet wines are just for drinking straight or with a salty/sour meal.

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    7. Re:Here's what I'm hoping for... by neminem · · Score: 1

      Nope, sadly - wikipedia says just California, Arizona and Nevada (of which most of them are in California). If you're ever around one, though, do try their wine. Also definitely try their sangria: the wine is excellent for 2 dollar wine, but you could still probably tell it wasn't expensive wine if you were a wine person. Their sangria, though, beats the pants off all the restaurant sangria we've had at tapas places (especially if you just cut up an apple and an orange and drop them in before serving), and it's 4 dollars for a 1.75L container.

    8. Re:Here's what I'm hoping for... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Thanks.

      You may be benefiting heavily from the fact that California makes a lot of wine.

      Shipping costs for those wines may preclude selling it elsewhere that inexpensively.

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  9. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Strad's aren't any better sounding than brand new violins.

  10. Here's the one recommendation you need by michaelmalak · · Score: 2

    Target house brand box red wine. That's right, you buy it at Target (at locations where they're allowed to sell wine).

    The three varieties, Merlot, Shiraz, and blend are all good. It's like the best $12 bottle you've ever had -- not a typical $12 bottle, the best. The box is $16 and contains the equivalent of four bottles, of course with the self-sealing spigot and collapsing plastic bladder to prevent oxidation. Stays fresh for weeks or even months after opening -- provides a glass a day for three weeks.

    1. Re:Here's the one recommendation you need by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      Barefoot wine is also a great inexpensive wine. I first discovered it from getting a bottle of the Barefoot Bubbly as it cost much less than most other sparkling wines and champagnes. After drinking it, it became our favorite sparkling wine and we pretty much only get it. Then we tried their other wines and found them to be very good also. Each is around $11 or so a bottle. Great price for great wine.

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  11. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not a wine snob, but I know there are certain things that sometimes you *can't* replicate. [...] I'd argue that fine liquors -- wines, whiskeys, etc... fall into that category. I'd say it's almost an art form.

    Detailed studies of professional wine judges in blind tastings have shown that prizes from contest to contest are so random that they might as well be picked from a hat. And the average professional judge, tasting the same wine on consecutive days, would on average only be able to narrow the rating to within 8 points on a 20-point scale.

    Other studies have even shown that professional tasters often fare pretty poorly even in tests like, "Taste 3 wines, tell me which 2 are identical," or that when given white wines dyed with red food coloring, they start spouting out the nonsense about "flavor notes" and "nose" that would be appropriate for red wines rather than whites.

    Given this information, it's pretty clear that even the so-called "expert palettes" don't know what the hell they're talking about.

    So, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it's pretty likely chemists could master the subtle art of getting a wine result that could satisfy even most professional judges in a blind test.

  12. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by washort · · Score: 1

    Some are, some aren't. Obviously any time you have a high-priced quality product, someone else will try to enter the market at that level as well. Price isn't a guarantee of quality but neither is it a guarantee of a ripoff.

  13. Ignore the ratings, trust your buds by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've had some spectacular wines. No, no, not the wines that cost hundreds of euros per bottle. but wines that could be described as "WOW. I didn't know wine could do that". It would be nice to have an app that would suggest similar wines, based on a chemical spectrum instead of "that estate had a truly extraordinary summer, and more recent vintages have not faired as well."

    If a particular chemical is playing around with my brain,I want to know about it and be able to invite it around again sometime.

  14. All that glittters is not gold by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

    It's not just the basic chemicals but the molecules and how they are 'folded' which makes a MASSIVE difference to what happens.

    I predict this will be technically correct but completely useless, as seen in that classic joke about mathematicians:

    Two Physicists were riding in a hot air balloon and were blown off course sailing over a mountain trail, and were completely lost.

    They spotted a jogger running on the trail and they shouted "Can you tell us where we are?" After a few minutes, the jogger yelled back "You're up in a balloon."

    One physicists said to the other, "Just our luck to run into a mathematician". "How do you know he was a mathematician?" asked the other.

    "Well, in the first place he took a long time to answer; second, his answer was 100% correct and third, ,it was totally useless."

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  15. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by rolfwind · · Score: 1

    We still can't fully replicate Damascus Steel (OK, maybe the lack of a living slave in which to quench the blade is part of that :-P). I'd argue that fine liquors -- wines, whiskeys, etc... fall into that category. I'd say it's almost an art form.

    Um

    Modern monosteel performs just as well as folded or damascus steel. Japanese sword makers are still in business (and a lot of Japanese kitchen knife makers who come from the same families/cities) and I'd pit that against Damascus steel as well.

    I'd say a lot of those examples are a romanticized, overhyped image, something like Bruce Lee.

  16. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

    By the way, I say all of this as someone who actually appreciates liquor of various sorts. I'm not at all trying to claim that all wines (or all whiskies or whatever) taste the same -- obviously they don't. And there are plenty of cases where I've paid a premium price for a liquor whose taste I like because of previous experiences.

    But in the realm of wine, I don't think there's good evidence that expensive wines are actually "better" on an objective scale; in fact, many studies suggest the contrary. Perhaps there is a somewhat smaller probability of terrible wine when buying something expensive, but that's hardly enough to say you can't find some cheaper wines that are just as "good."

  17. This is the stupidest use of chemistry. by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    Of course you cannot tell how good a wine tastes by some chemical analysis.

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    1. Re:This is the stupidest use of chemistry. by miroku000 · · Score: 1

      Can you recommend a suitable alternative for "didn't bother to read the first sentence of TFS"?

      I recommend that they just have people rate a bunch of wines and then calculate the tastes of people who have similar interests to you. You know, like Amazon, or Netflix.

  18. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It always amuses the hell out of me when people think there were these amazing ancient technologies so much better than anything modern. It is like they think various videogames and novels are real and that we study the knowledge of the ancients to advance what we have, despite all evidence to the contrary.

    As you say, all this stuff is bullshit. In terms of violins we can, if anything, build even better violins today because of better material selection and manufacturing techniques. The thing that makes Stradivarius sought after is its rarity. It is a special thing to own one, as there aren't many. That then of course leads to a mystique and to people making bullshit claims.

    Same kind of thing with Damascus Steel. It has been claimed to be able to do things like cut through a gun barrel, which of course it can't do (gun barrels are amazingly tough objects). We can do better with modern metallurgy and processes (like an industrial hammer forge). The reason there's research to replicating Damascus Steel is because it is neat, it was very advanced for the time and it would be of historical interest to understand how it was done. We can do better, and indeed do all the time.

  19. Re:insufficiently advanced technology by c0lo · · Score: 4, Informative

    The way in which the microwave heats from the inside out...

    What???? Granted:

    * it's radiative heating, not contact heating
    * the penetration depth of microwave in water is between 25-38 mm, I assume larger than the IR penetration depth.

    but for the rest of the "inside", the heat transfer from those 25-38mm of "out" is not in any way different from cooking inside a gas oven. In other words, the stuffing inside your turkey will cook pretty much the same way in a microwave or classical oven, irrespective of spherical turkeys or placement in vacuum.

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  20. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by Art3x · · Score: 1

    I'm not a wine snob, but I know there are certain things that sometimes you *can't* replicate.

    After decades of analysis, we still can't build a violin as good as a Stradivarius. We still can't fully replicate Damascus Steel (OK, maybe the lack of a living slave in which to quench the blade is part of that :-P). I'd argue that fine liquors -- wines, whiskeys, etc... fall into that category. I'd say it's almost an art form.

    I'll admit it, I have no evidence for that last assertion/argument. But I'm a romantic at heart,

    As a fellow romantic, I must tell you, that's your problem. I thought the same thing until I read The Wine Trials, in which the authors ran blind taste tests, with cheaper wines often winning. For example, Domaine Ste. Michelle ($12) consistently outranked Dom Perignon ($150). In the 2007-08 experiment, the 507 tasters "represented many different segments of the wine-buying world. . . . Some were wine experts, others everyday wine drinkers. They included New York City sommeliers (wine stewards) and Harvard professors, winemakers from France, neuroscientists and artists, top chefs and college students, doctors and lawyers, wine importers and wine store owners, novelists and economists, TV comedy writers and oenologists (wine scientists), bartenders and grad students, 21-year-olds and 88-year-olds, socialists and conservatives, heavy drinkers and lightweights."

    As for Stradivarius, "the many blind tests from 1817 to the present have never found any difference in sound between Stradivari's violins and high-quality violins in comparable style of other makers and periods, nor has acoustic analysis," so sayeth Wikipedia, but you can consult its citations at the bottom.

    On the other hand, I recently read that there ain't nothing like Roman concrete.

  21. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by icebike · · Score: 1

    It always amuses the hell out of me when people think there were these amazing ancient technologies so much better than anything modern. It is like they think various videogames and novels are real and that we study the knowledge of the ancients to advance what we have, despite all evidence to the contrary.

    Truer words are seldom heard. The people claiming advanced knowledge of the ancients usually follow that claim up with "There is much that modern science doesn't know". Which, while true, does not mean that ancient science knew it either. So much embellished lore is taken as absolute truth, even by people who know they are passing down BS as a twisted form of self aggrandizement by proxy.

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  22. price != quality with wine. by DMJC · · Score: 1

    I used to live about 15 minutes drive from the Barossa Valley. You can definately taste the difference between a $50 bottle and a $10 bottle, but having said that I don't believe the $600-2000 bottles are justified at all. I highly recommend the Yalumba Signature and Octavius wines. Bought at the cellar door they're ~$50/bottle tastes amazing. Much better value than the Grange Hermitage people love to harp on about from Penfolds. That starts at $600/bottle and goes up from there. I've tasted both of those wines within a day of each other and the Yalumba smashed the Grange out of the park.

    1. Re:price != quality with wine. by tjb · · Score: 1

      I haven't had the Grange Hermitage, but I have had a couple of bottles of the 1996 Penfolds 707, and even in 2010 it still tasted really young. I suspect the Grange may just need to be cellared for a *really* long time.

    2. Re:price != quality with wine. by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      I think in general you would expect a difference. Obviously at the $10 stage you are cutting corners. But when you go over $100 or thereabout it is just about brand image.

      You do not need a study using fallible people to tell that.

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  23. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Vodka stills have horizontal plates perforated with many tiny holes in them. Each one amounts to an additional distillation. Been a long time sense p-chem.

    You can drink reasonably cheap vodka. Vodka making is a science, it just doesn't get better after about $12/750ml. You just spend more and impress people with your chumpiness.

    Bourbon making on the other hand is an art. Cheap bourbon isn't great, but then again, it's Bourbon, best water to make whiskey with. 'Old Grand Dad' isn't terrible. The worst Bourbon is still better then Jack Danial's.

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  24. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by arth1 · · Score: 1

    I've never believed that expensive liquors are worth that much in the first place, its a false luxury that people spend a lot of money on to prove that they can, and those that make it are happy to carry on the tradition.

    And your point is? If someone feels more pleasure by drinking what he believes is superior, surely you won't begrudge him that added feeling of pleasure?

    "Worth" is something no outsider can determine; it is always subjective. If I think a bottle of whisky is worth $70, that's its worth to me. And if I am willing to pay $200 for a concert ticket when I could go to a different concert for $50, that's because the worth to me is higher, and that's all that matters when I'm paying.

  25. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by icebike · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Very interesting.

    In a blind test, professional musicians:

    In fact, the only statistically obvious trend in the choices was that one of the Stradivarius violins was the least favorite, and one of the modern instruments was slightly favored.

    the 17 players who were asked to choose which were old Italians, "Seven said they couldn't, seven got it wrong, and only three got it right.

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  26. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by arth1 · · Score: 1

    As for Stradivarius, "the many blind tests from 1817 to the present have never found any difference in sound between Stradivari's violins and high-quality violins in comparable style of other makers and periods, nor has acoustic analysis," so sayeth Wikipedia, but you can consult its citations at the bottom.

    This is true, but at the same time, many people can identify a particular violinist playing a particular violin by hearing records or radio. It doesn't imply it's better, and the reason for the recognition might be mostly wetware, i.e. the player, but it still means there can be differences. Much like there are often differences in singers' voices which we recognize, even if spectral analysis has difficulties telling two singers apart.

  27. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by icebike · · Score: 1

    True, but knowing the price of a wine affects the rating rather dramatically. Simply knowing the relative price while tasting makes professional tasters as well as novices assign higher quality to more expensive wines.

    http://www.wine-economics.org/workingpapers/AAWE_WP35.pdf
    http://thinktraffic.net/cheap-vs-expensive-wine-can-you-taste-the-difference

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  28. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    But there is a difference between potato vodka and wheat vodka if you are allergic to wheat.
    Friend of mine would turn red and shed skin if she got wheat vodka plus get intestinal distress.

    I've found it makes a difference in rums. (did a blind taste test and Bacardi did not do well). For dark rums- big variations in taste and ability to drink them neat.

    But agree on vodka otherwise. All taste the same to me.

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  29. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    It matters for whiskey...

    But -- for my group Johnny Walker Blue was very smooth but not preferred over several whiskeys $210 per bottle cheaper. For some JWB was just too smokey.

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  30. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

    Pusser's rum is rather good, that is if you can get a hold of it in Texas(?).

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  31. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    I like Cane 21 and Diplomatico reserve.

    For mixed drinks I use the cheapest white rum. They seem to all be the same and folks can't tell the difference.

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  32. Do people buy wine for its taste? by miroku000 · · Score: 1

    I am asking because beer companies discovered that their most avid customers couldn't taste the difference between their products and their competitors products.

    1. Re:Do people buy wine for its taste? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I am asking because beer companies discovered that their most avid customers couldn't taste the difference between their products and their competitors products.

      Crap beer tastes similar to other crap beer?

      I'm shocked at that revelation. Truly shocked.

      Here's another grand revelation for you... People who buy mainstream beer buy it because it's cheap, not because it tastes good.

      I'm willing to bet the beers in that test were 1. US mainstream beers. 2. Lagers. First off, the rest of the beer drinking world refers to #1 as "sex in a canoe" because it tastes "fucking close to water"* and as for #2 Lagers are designed to have no taste. Now comparing a semi-decent pilsner to a semi-decent pale ale, you'd have to be a pack a day smoker not to notice a difference although you'd need some rudimentary beer drinking experience to tell which one is which.

      * To be 100% fair, "mainstream" beers in most countries are crap. They're designed not to have a taste so they dont offend anyone.

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  33. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by pwizard2 · · Score: 1

    Friends don't let friends drink Bacardi.

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  34. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by rex.clts · · Score: 2

    Really? Have you ever been to the Luxor?

  35. Develop your own sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Develop your own sense for a good wine. Drink whatever you find, don't judge, don't look at the price. Also, serve wine in a group of people - the ones that are drunk rapidly are the good ones, the French say :)
    Then you've built a palate and can try to find the wine for you. Always try local (~200km) suppliers, buy directly from the wineyard, because the quality is much better (no transports in heat, etc).
    A perfect bottle for me is about 4EUR from a vineyard, so excellent wine needn't be expensive.

    Also disregard ALL wine facists. They don't even have a clue.

  36. Ultimate example of a 1st world problem? by zakkie · · Score: 1

    Fuck me. Truly a first world problem.

  37. This says it all about wine testing by HxBro · · Score: 1

    Turning white wine into red wine:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-11044090

    1. Re:This says it all about wine testing by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the wine testers in the video are British.

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  38. Cooking for Geeks by frenchbedroom · · Score: 1
    There's an interesting interview with a wine writer named Jim Clarke in the book Cooking For Geeks.

    This guy says the four main variables in wine pairings are :

    • - acidity
    • - sweetness
    • - alcohol level
    • - astringency or tannins (for red wine)

    And I think it's refreshing, and also very sensible to think about wine in such "basic" terms. Even if you can detect all kinds of interesting flavours in wine, like world-class sommeliers do, I think those four variables are definitely going to influence your experience a lot more than anything else about the wine. Who cares if it has a hint of blueberry muffin or ripe apricot ? If it's too sweet or too acidic for your dish, you won't appreciate it as much.

    Wouldn't it be nice if, in addition to alcoholic content, the labels on wine bottles clearly displayed the amount of sweetness, acidity, and astringency ? I'm talking about real numbers with some kind of scale. For instance, we already label bottles of vinegar with their acidity level, why not do the same for wine ? On bottles of Aszú Tokaji wine from Hungary, there's a number of puttonyos that range from 3 to 6, which give you a good idea of how sweet the wine is. I don't know of any other wine that gives you that kind of information on its label.

    For me, the usual experience of buying a wine is looking at the prices, and reading the vague descriptions and suggested pairings on the labels.

    1. Re:Cooking for Geeks by bickerdyke · · Score: 2

      Wouldn't it be nice if, in addition to alcoholic content, the labels on wine bottles clearly displayed the amount of sweetness, acidity, and astringency ? I'm talking about real numbers with some kind of scale.

      Yes, but misleading.

      We tried this at a wineyard. The guideline we were given was to stay away from anything but "dry" wine. The measurable amount of sugar left is used to distinguish between dry and sweet wines, but a good dry wine can have fruity aromas that will lead to a perceived sweetness, even though the fermentation has been completed. (and hardly any sugar is left)

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  39. Too late but.. an app with lookups AND wine ? by hhacklub · · Score: 1

    What would be great would be a wine De-Spotify Not only will it tell you what wine it is, but how to best remove it's stains! :)

  40. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by Xest · · Score: 2

    No it wouldn't, it would just be politically untenable because having thousands of slaves is looked down upon nowadays, even if you do give them JCBs to make it easier.

  41. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

    This just goes to show that you simply can't make good bourbon, no matter how much money you throw at it.

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  42. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

    difficult, yes. But it was so thousand years ago. but it's not impossible, just really really expensive. and nowadays pretty useless.

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  43. Re:or... by ultranova · · Score: 1

    Or just don't drink alcohol ever. Sorry, just had to throw that option out there. It's been working great for me so far.

    And yet you felt the need to - in fact, "had to" - participate on a discussion about a subject that presumably doesn't interest you at all, to throw in a comment with no substance beyond self-congratulation aimed at complete strangers. That's a peculiar definition of "working great".

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  44. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

    Other studies have even shown that professional tasters often fare pretty poorly even in tests like, "Taste 3 wines, tell me which 2 are identical," or that when given white wines dyed with red food coloring, they start spouting out the nonsense about "flavor notes" and "nose" that would be appropriate for red wines rather than whites.

    I doubt that one. (at least within a neutral setting and no tampering with the subjects expectations like telling him about 2 identical wines when in fact all are the same or using food coloring.) Humans rely on ALL senses and ALL KIND of prior knowledge when they have to do a certain task. So the result of the experiment is NOT that professional tasters are quacks (at least most of them) but rather that the visual sense and the power of suggestion trumps the rather weak senses of taste and smell.

    Do that test again and TELL them that the wines are manipulated to an identical color. That'll give you an example of how humans are able to ignore a specific sense.

    here is some little experiment we did ourselfs. (Feel free to repeat it. It'll at least make for a nice evening)

    3 people, each one buys and brings a different bottle of wine (Spain, France, Italy to increase the difference between them) Open one bottle, have a glass of it each and talk about it. Repeat with all three bottles. Now take rounds with everyone being served three unmarked glasses with each of the evenings wines. And now, from memory, match those glasses to the countries. It's not impossible, but hard, because you'll notice that you don't have a conscious memory for tastes!

    Repeat that every month and you'll see that you get better at it, because during the "learning phase", you start to assign verbal "tags" to the taste. and in the second phase you can compare the taste of the unknown wine with the stored "tags".

    So when someone says a certain wine tastes like cherry bubblegum, It doesn't. But the taste reminds that one someone of cherry bubblegum. That's a slight, but important diffrence.

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  45. fudge by nten · · Score: 1

    Fudge doesn't have much water in it, just a cup of creme. Butter, sugar, and cocoa aren't polar I don't think, so I would guess they let it pass. Making bread in the microwave doesn't work so well because the middle of the loaf turns to charcoal before the outside gets cooked.

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  46. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    It always amuses the hell out of me when people think there were these amazing ancient technologies so much better than anything modern.

    There are. Concrete is one example.
    The ancients also did incredibly complex things with ceramics and glazes that we haven't been able to recreate yet.

    The reason for their "amazing ancient technologies" is that was all they had.
    Improvements in materials science were mostly the result of accidents or brute force experimentation.
    Now imagine if the combined intellectual power of the modern world was focused on perfecting only one or two technologies over the course of centuries.

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    o0t!
  47. Here's to... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...simplicity in wine labelling:

    "A fine-bodied Cabernet Sauvignon, with rich chocolate and blackberry notes. Will get you shitfaced."

  48. I think good wine is a real phenomenon by swb · · Score: 1

    I drink maybe a bottle of wine per year (a glass here, a glass there) plus maybe the equivalent of 2-3 bottles of sparkling wine (champagne, prosecco, or asti). Wine gives me awful hangovers, worse than overdrinking whisky or beer, and generally it doesn't appeal to me -- kind of bitter and unsatisfying.

    Until about 2 years ago if you had asked me about wine, my instincts would have been that it's 95% bullshit and 5% reality (the difference between jug table wine and a $20 bottle of wine).

    And then I got dragged to a fairly serious wine tasting (the wines being sold were $75-100 bottle) and I had to change my opinion. All of these wines were really good -- I really enjoyed drinking them and it took self control to not pick up a case of one of the reds.

    I still don't drink wine, but I have changed my opinion. I think there is a qualitative difference between wines, but I don't know how you navigate this. I don't think price is a reliable indicator (snob appeal) nor do I think that recommendations are necessarily good either (herd appeal, snob appeal). Brand identity might help, but listening to the wine guy at the tasting it was clear that many of these bottles are vinted with grape blends from several orchards, diluting the value of brand unless the brand is really just the vintner.

  49. possibly not, but maybe identify "similar" wines by Chirs · · Score: 1

    There's a researcher (who is also a trained sommelier) who is using chemistry to produce unconventional wine/food pairings based on underlying shared aromatic compounds. Seems to be working well for him.

  50. Another Use by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

    I'd buy one of these if it could tell me if what I'm buying is what I think I'm buying and not some counterfeit...

    Would be nice if it worked for liquor as well given how much poison is out there on the market at this point.

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    blindly antisocialist = antisocial
  51. There is more bullshit involved in marketing wine by mark_reh · · Score: 1

    than any other commodity, except maybe audio equipment. Anything that cuts through some of the bullshit is welcome.

    Of course, those of you with sophisticated palates who enjoy fine wines will have no use for such a mechanistic means of judgment and will disregard it. However, this development should please you as it provides yet another reason to turn your noses up at the unwashed masses who would be so ignorant as to select a wine based on chemical composition.

  52. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

    So the result of the experiment is NOT that professional tasters are quacks (at least most of them) but rather that the visual sense and the power of suggestion trumps the rather weak senses of taste and smell.

    I don't think that professional tasters are "quacks" necessarily, but I do think that numerous experiments seem to indicate that their palettes are nowhere near as discriminating as they claim.

    I completely agree that various other things can trump your sense of taste -- change the coloring, put a cheap wine in an expensive bottle, tell people a wine is made from grape X when it's actually grape Y, etc. Experiments have shown that these things seem to make it difficult for tasters to come up with rational or consistent results.

    Do that test again and TELL them that the wines are manipulated to an identical color. That'll give you an example of how humans are able to ignore a specific sense.

    Yeah, one of the studies actually took two IDENTICAL glasses of wine and just tinted one. The red one was given remarkably different taste descriptors (like red wines)... even though it was identical to the white one. Not one taster identified it as a white wine.

    Now, you're right, maybe if we did some sort of other experiment where we told people about manipulation, maybe the results would be slightly different. Given all I've read about this issue, I still doubt that wine experts would be able to do as well as they think they can.

    But even if under some ideal conditions tasters might be able to make consistent judgments, the study I cited before shows that tasters still only tend to narrow down quality to within an 8-point range out of the 20-point rating system on average.

    That might be better than chance, but it's not very detailed. And given that a lot of this can be influenced significantly by saying the wine is "expensive" or changing the color or circumstances of drinking, etc., it's not a lot of information at all.

    I'm not saying that tasters can't taste something. The question is: can they taste well enough to justify a difference in wine price between $2 for a bottle vs. $200 for a bottle? Given the evidence, I don't think their opinions are worth anywhere near that much.

    For the opinion of experts with such inexact skills, I'll usually pay $1 or $2 more. If I see a bottle that has been highly rated by someone or some organization I like, I may pay a dollar or two more over just taking a chance on another wine without that endorsement. In certain circumstances, I've paid maybe $5 more. I've rarely ended up with something terrible when I've taken such advice, and that's about the only reason I do it... to avoid horribly bad wine, not to actually find "good" wine.

    The only times I've paid more than that for an expert opinion on wine is when I was seeking to get a bottle to give as a gift or to take to dinner, and I was asking an opinion from an expert so that my gift would appear to be something accepted "by the experts." At no point have I actually thought that I was guaranteed to get significantly better quality by doing so.

    So -- I agree with most things you've said. And I agree that experts taste something. I just don't think their opinions are anywhere near exact enough to justify the kind of price increases that accompany high ratings.

  53. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

    Absolutely. I'm aware of all of this. I still don't think that makes any of what I said false or wrong. Just because tasters think a $5 wine tastes better when it's described as a $100 bottle doesn't affect the proportion of bad cheap wines vs. bad expensive wines. I can only remember one or two occasions where I've been served a moderate or expensive wine without knowing the price ahead of time and thought, "This is TERRIBLE!" I can remember dozens of occasions where I've been served a cheap wine without knowing the price and thought, "This is TERRIBLE!"

    I'm not going to claim that my experience is solid evidence of anything. But I do think there is a higher proportion of terrible wines at lower price-points.

    I'm assuming that part of your post was reacting to my claim that I sometimes will pay a premium price because of my previous good experiences with something. This has nothing to do with claiming that these expensive liquors are always better than cheaper ones or even that their tastes are unique.

    But let's say that I like the taste of a particular kind of single-malt scotch or bourbon or whatever, and I find out after I've tasted it that it costs $60 or $70 for a bottle. (This has happened to me a lot -- I've gone to tasting parties, had people buy me drinks at bars, etc., having no idea about the cost of the item in question.)

    For a few of these liquors, where a bottle probably lasts me over a year, spending the $60 is worth it, because I already know the taste is what I like. I could spend a few hundred dollars sampling other cheap whiskies looking for something I like as much for $20 or $30 per bottle, but why should I? It's not cost effective if I've found what I like.

    My reason for buying a few premium priced liquors is almost always because I discovered something I liked, usually without knowing the price ahead of time, and I want that consistency of taste. I'll also do the same in repeatedly buying a $5 bottle of wine that I know I like... it has nothing to do with expensive vs. cheap.

  54. We have already been down this road. by bloggerhater · · Score: 1

    We have already been down this road. Claiming two things taste the same because they are molecularly similar is pure fallacy. This has been proven time and time again. This app will be just shy of worthless.

  55. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by neminem · · Score: 1

    There's really not much difference between a 30 dollar bottle of vodka and a 300 dollar bottle (I've had both), but there's definitely a big difference between the 10 and the 30. On the other hand, there is *totally* a difference between 40 dollar single malts and 100 dollar single malts (though Costco has a Costco-rebranded 20 year single malt for 50 dollars that would generally be 100... it's pretty fantastic.)

  56. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Actually Damascus steel is superior to most modern steel for a subset of specific applications. It takes one hell of an edge. Excessively hard steels tend to chip, and soft steels don't hold the edge; Damascus is some kind of black magic that easily takes a sharp edge and holds it for unusually long. Now, as structural steel? Hell no.

    There's also an iron-making process that causes the iron to not rust, despite not being a rust-resistant iron. It's unknown currently, but the mechanism of action from study of samples is theorized to be an outer coating of impurities.

    As for violins, there's a lot to consider there. Playability--how well it feels, how easy it is to work with, how well it keeps tune, intonation, etc--as well as sound quality--which is completely subjective. Sound quality changes with age, to the point that a lute that's been played even sounds different than one that hasn't been played due to the way the wood settles over time. Generally the changes to a played instrument are considered pleasant.

    It's a lot more than "X is better than Y". The concept is kind of silly.

  57. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    What's hilarious is that modern technology is worse than ... modern technology. Medicine from 2000 years ago? Yeah, no thanks. Medicine from 20 years ago? It's well known that classical anti-depressants are much, much better than modern medication. So much so that doctors are starting to prescribe the old drugs because, shit, Zoloft and Xanax don't work nearly as well and have horrible side effects.

    Similarly, we've been hit-and-miss with "natural" or "naturopathic" or "whateverthefuckingrootiscalled" remedies. Tea? Tea was considered a medicine. That's funny. Then you realize that they inject EGCG directly into cancer as a form of chemotherapy--EGCG extracted from green tea. L-Theanine is fucking amazing--it's novel to green tea. At the same time, stuff like Lipitor (Lovastatin--extract of red yeast rice) ... have proven dangerous and horrible and overall bad. 50% chance of killing your liver without being the damnedest bit effective. But eating plenty of red yeast rice somehow has the desired effect without toxicity? Okay, so some tradition works.

    We need balance. Modern science, scientific advancement, understanding of our world, that's all well and good; but the haughtiness of proclaiming anything old and "voodo-y" as being unscientific and thus complete bullshit is a symptom of severe imbalance. We know meditation works for reducing stress and providing cognitive benefits--yet many people will claim no benefits exist because meditation is thought of as some kind of spiritual mind magic thing and thus is hilarious bullshit. We think of new drugs as improvements over old drugs and immediately believe the old drugs were ineffective--yet they were fantastically effective in their time, and new drugs are huge money-making machines for drug companies, so why would we believe such a thing? The science behind the studies is even controlled by those who have interest in convincing you that a new drug is better and safer, regardless of its effectiveness or safety. Can't we at least question it, rather than blindly marching on?

    Funny enough, scientific studies have shown that vitamin C and orange juice and such don't prevent colds or any other disease except scurvy. People still believe that?

  58. Re:or... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Alcohol is very beneficial to your health. In the same way as cholesterol, in fact--you sure don't want a LOT of it, but you're going to be better off having a moderate amount than none.

  59. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

    I'm not saying that tasters can't taste something. The question is: can they taste well enough to justify a difference in wine price between $2 for a bottle vs. $200 for a bottle? Given the evidence, I don't think their opinions are worth anywhere near that much.

    I fully agree with you until here. But as you mention the $200 price range: Things become even worse here: Those rediciulous prices are usually paid for those veeeery old bottles. But talk to a wine producer: wine doesn't get better with long storage times. Even the wines that need time to fully develop their taste are done after a few years. Only a few types of wine aren't guaranteed to to be undrinkable after 20 years. You pay for the privilege to gulp something down that is very old and can't be reproduced. And you basically have to pay for all the bottles that turned to vinegar during those 20+ years. Or got that cork taste. Or saw a bright flash of light. Or whatever may happen to wine.

    So -- I agree with most things you've said. And I agree that experts taste something. I just don't think their opinions are anywhere near exact enough to justify the kind of price increases that accompany high ratings.

    Exactly. Espescially when the most important factor is still personal taste.

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  60. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    When I drink rum, I drink 151 and Pepsi Max. That drink should have name. I'm thinking 'Blackout Felony' or 'Restraint Chair'?

    I don't drink rum much.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  61. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    " It's well known that classical anti-depressants are much, much better than modern medication."

    Wrong. go talk to a doctor that knows their shit. While many of them have greater effect, they do so at a cost of greater side effects. One of the benefits of many of the newer ones is lower side effects. For example Sertraline (Zoloft) has no serious side effects, all the ones it has are annoying at most, they are not harmful. Also it is non-addictive, non-habit forming, so it is something that can be taken your whole life, no problem.

    Now it doesn't work on all people's conditions. It isn't a heavy hitter (most SSRIs aren't), but if it does work, it can do so with minimal adverse effects.

    Also, something to note here, is that those older anti-depressants haven't gone away. It isn't as though somehow 20 years later they all vanished. Rather we have more options now. So the older ones can be, and are, prescribed when appropriate.

    Same shit you see in many areas, like pain killers. Morphine Sulphate is pretty much the ultimate pain killer, and we've had it since the early 1800s. It can deal with even extremely severe cases of pain. So we use it in hospitals, trauma centers, the military and so on. However it carries a high price for what it does: It is highly, highly addictive, and kills your lungs. So it is not suited for general use. Hence there is a reason to keep looking for other pain killers, it isn't as though we were done then. On the other end you have something like Tylenol, which is only effective against fairly mild pain, but not addictive and well tolerated... Except if you take too much you'll kill your liver.

    It also turns out this isn't magic. It isn't as though if we just wished hard enough we could have the perfect medicine. So, we keep working at it, keep trying to find new ways to treat things.

  62. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Wrong. go talk to a doctor that knows their shit. While many of them have greater effect, they do so at a cost of greater side effects. One of the benefits of many of the newer ones is lower side effects. For example Sertraline (Zoloft) has no serious side effects, all the ones it has are annoying at most, they are not harmful. Also it is non-addictive, non-habit forming, so it is something that can be taken your whole life, no problem.

    Ask a scientist about research.

    In the early years, drugs easily beat the placebo: They were, on average, 4.5 times as effective, where effectiveness means how well they lowered blood pressure, vanquished tumors, lifted depression or did whatever else they were intended to.

    But the trend line was inexorably downhill, found Dr Mark Olfson of Columbia University and statistician Steven Marcus of the University of Pennsylvania. By the 1980s drugs were less than four times better; by the 1990s, twice as good, and by the 2000s just 36 percent better than a placebo. Since older drugs were much superior to placebo and newer ones only slightly so, that means older drugs were generally more effective than newer ones.

    Do you know who works on medicine? Companies that make money from you getting sick. Now, medicine is patented, and the price is kept high because a $1500/year medicine costs the consumer $10/mo directly (and $1500/year through insurance... well, okay, not really; it's an averaging game). Generics cost less, and 14 years down the line Pfeizer needs to make a new drug to patent. The patent expiring is good for the consumer, but not so good for Pfeizer who would rather keep price gouging unethically.

    Whatever the reason for many new drugs packing less punch than old ones, that will not keep them from reaching patients.

    "The way the drug regulatory system is set up, even if you have just a small advance, if you market it right it can be very profitable," said Kesselheim.

    Back in the 90s, psychiatrists prescribed very low doses of MDMA to treat PTSD. It worked for about 3-4 months--one tiny dose, 1/10 of what it takes to actually get you high, and you're good for months--then you take another one. No side effects (MDMA is ridiculously benign, it's unheard of--even Piracetam has worse side effects accounting for effect, scale, and frequency) and almost 100% population effectiveness. MDMA is impossible to patent and is cheap. Now we use terribly damaging drugs that aren't nearly as effective... is this a casualty of the War on Drugs making MDMA hard to get even legitimately, or a casualty of Pfeizer not being able to make money on MDMA?

    Concession: The study was done by the Government, which under Obamacare (what a stupid buzzname, isn't it like Healthcare Reform Act of Somestupidshityear?) has the interest of reducing costs. A number of alternate explanations were given, such as that people are harder to treat today, or that we're scrutinizing clinical trials more now than before. However, this is interesting:

    While experts agree that tougher trials and similar factors explain some of the decline in drugs' reported effectiveness, "something real is going on here," said Olfson. "Physicians keep saying that many of the new things just aren't working as well," and therefore prescribe antidepressant drugs called tricyclics (developed in the 1950s) instead of SSRIs (from the 1980s), or diuretics (invented in the 1920s) for high blood pressure instead of newer anti-hypertensives.

    Doctors don't sit around weighing clinical trials; they read a pamphlet and prescribe new drugs. When they stop prescribing new drugs, it's because they've had 2000 patients and found that more than 1000 of them did very poorly on the new shit that they were told was better but did very well on old shit that was i

  63. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

    >Actually Damascus steel is superior to most modern steel for a subset of specific applications. It takes one hell of an edge. Excessively hard steels tend to chip, and soft steels don't hold the edge; Damascus is some kind of black magic that easily takes a sharp edge and holds it for unusually long. Now, as structural steel? Hell no.

    No, you are simply wrong. We can make many kinds of steel. We can make hard steel, soft steel, or steels that are anywhere in-between. Heat treating techniques and chemical manipulation are the key to sword making and we understand them quite well now. Can you go down to your local store and pick up some steel that's suitable to make a sword? Probably not. However, if you wanted to make one, you could find a supplier who will sell you steel better than Damascus. It'd be expensive, because there's not a lot of demand for such steels, but you could obtain it nonetheless.

    There are also people who can fashion the sword far better than any ancient blacksmith. Even the best ancient blacksmith couldn't hope to compete with a mediocre one today simply because of all the modern technology that exists today. Ancient blacksmiths didn't have access to precisely-maintained oil quench baths, induction heaters, modern furnaces, or power tools. Modern blacksmiths understand the science behind what they're doing and, if they didn't, they could consult with a metallurgist who knows even more.

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  64. Re:Technology can't replicate everything.... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Well, okay; but most modern blacksmiths are going to have trouble producing nanosteel in their home forge from raw metal taken straight from the ground. Just saying.