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Maybe Steve Ballmer Doesn't Deserve the Hate

Nerval's Lobster writes "Who could forget Steve Ballmer's defining moment, that infamous 'Developers! Developers! Developers!' rant that became a YouTube hit? Or the reports of frighteningly accurate chair-throwing? Who could miss the tech media and investors blaming him for everything from Microsoft's largely stagnant stock price over the past decade to its inability to get in front of trends such as mobile devices? But tech columnist (and Kernel editor-in-chief) Milo Yiannopoulos talked to a bunch of Ballmer's friends and colleagues, picked through Microsoft's history, and came away with the argument that the man deserves a second look as an effective leader. 'He stands accused of running one of the greatest companies in American history into the ground, even as its stock price remains remarkably resilient and the company continues to turn a healthy profit,' he writes. 'The mature verdict on Steve Ballmer is that he has made only one major strategic error: not combining his own brilliance for sales and detail with a visionary product leader who has the authority to create bold new revenue streams for the company.' Do you agree? Or does Ballmer deserve his reputation as a bad CEO?"

240 comments

  1. He deserves it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or does Ballmer deserve his reputation as a bad CEO?

    He's a bald CEO, there's no denying it.

    Oh wait, you said bad CEO. My mistake.

    1. Re:He deserves it by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Is there a correlation between bald CEOs and a cushiony profit margin?

    2. Re:He deserves it by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Well, he's gotta compensate somehow...

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    3. Re:He deserves it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, maybe he does deserve the hat.

  2. The company you keep by intermodal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I tend to judge leaders by those they choose to surround themselves with. Delegating is one of the most important tasks any leader or executive has, and choosing to whom you will be doing so is the most vital decision they can make.

    Therefore, I refuse to judge Ballmer as a leader, since I haven't really examined who he keeps company with. However, I still generally dislike Microsoft's products and strategies.

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    1. Re:The company you keep by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 0

      Funny, you're the only reasonable response and you're the only non ac in the thread yet...

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    2. Re:The company you keep by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Informative

      Look at his right-hand man, Kevin Turner. Human waste on legs.

      Look who he ran off, before anointing Turner: Kevin Johnston. Actually decent.

      Balmer also flushed good guys like Allchin and Maritz, or drove them away. While toadies live Valentine were perked.

      The best of the remaining lot hangs out a tier away from the stink. God bless Bill Laing. Actual good human being, and a pleasure to work with.

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      Never been known to fail..."
    3. Re:The company you keep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Look at his right-hand man, Kevin Turner. Human waste on legs.

      Look who he ran off, before anointing Turner: Kevin Johnston. Actually decent.

      Balmer also flushed good guys like Allchin and Maritz, or drove them away. While toadies live Valentine were perked.

      The best of the remaining lot hangs out a tier away from the stink. God bless Bill Laing. Actual good human being, and a pleasure to work with.

      For those of us who DON'T passionately follow the minutia of Microsoft's internal management and political issues and who generally tend to glaze over news about their VPs/middle managers as if they WEREN'T the most fascinating people with the most compelling stories to tell, what you did there was throw up a bunch of generic names that very, very few people could possibly recognize or care about. Would you please provide more detail as to who these people are, what they did, and why we should care, all while keeping in mind that the fact that we don't currently care about any of them means we're not at all compelled to waste our time justifying your personal corporate obsessions by Googling their names?

    4. Re:The company you keep by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 0

      If he wants redemption, all he needs to do is to create The Steve and Connie Ballmer Foundation. He has plenty of cash.

      Then the foundation can build toilets for folks in Africa, and cure diseases, and stuff. How about curing AIDS? That one's been kicking around for a while, waiting for somebody to do something about it.

      Cure that, and it will by you plenty of love, instead of hate.

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    5. Re:The company you keep by gl4ss · · Score: 1, Insightful

      the only company he keeps for keeps is bill - or rather bill keeps him. that's why you haven't examined who he keeps company with, because he doesn't.

      "I love him! but don't mention my name on the article!" smells, you know. it smells of poo. if a guy needs a orientation session for every meeting, you can guess why he doesn't sleep much and has to work constantly despite not having a hand in the actual work... and if he really combs everything with a fine tooth then fuck him, fuck him for nsa, fuck him for death of sidewinder ff pro, fuck him for letting FASA games decline, fuck him for pushing kinect for steel battalion and fuck him for windows 8 - and praise for the keyboards and mice(not the arc, that things a kick in the nuts).

      oh and triple fuck him for not fixing windows phone in so fucking many years and fuck him for not killing zune and turning it into winfucks phone and then lying that he didn't.

      yeah, that's the problem with him as CEO. more than half the stuff MS has done in the past decade has been real fuck bombs and the good stuff would have happened without him doing anything. sure, he could have fucked up a lot more too. sure as a human being he might fart roses and give ample support for his employees but the fuck do I care since I don't work for him, I just need to use his products and would gladly pay for better products.

      oh and real classy not judging him as a ceo but saying that you dislike what he does as a ceo(product decisions and strategy).

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    6. Re:The company you keep by Threni · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > I tend to judge leaders by those they choose to surround themselves with

      Hmm. If the company tanks, no-one's going to remember those other people. Or the company, ultimately. In business, it's just profit that counts - keeping the company going, making products people want (or need). Currently, Microsoft don't seem to be doing very well, hence the falling PC sales, price cuts on Microsoft's overpriced tablets with poor battery life etc, shocking Windows 8 sales to which Microsoft reluctantly conceded needed a change so that people could actually use them the way they were used to etc. More time is needed to see if Microsoft can recover from these decisions or if the decline he's ruled over will continue until Microsoft exit the stage.

    7. Re:The company you keep by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you don't own a fair amount of MSFT stock or make million-dollar IT contract purchases? Why should you then care?

      If you do, then these names are at least passing familiarity.

      The whole article is a parlour game, even if you do own or buy significantly. Yes, Ballmer is shite. No, he's not going anywhere... Ever.

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    8. Re:The company you keep by certain+death · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I wish I had some mod points, I would give them ALL to you!

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    9. Re:The company you keep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There will be no more curing of diseases BG style. BG grabbed the only cure that isn't protected by IP laws.

    10. Re:The company you keep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're responde should be a close line to this argument. Why? Lets see:

      The GP posted a very valid point: the company you keep is what will, in the essence, judge your leadership. Delegating IS the most important power in a leadership position. So, we come to your response. You are right, no one knows who the names thrown into the post are. But people do know several names from Apple or Google (even from facebook and yahoo, but not many people nor many names). Not knowing the names of the important people in leadership position in a company is normal for smaller companies, not really for companies such as those.

    11. Re: The company you keep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Amen.

      That's part of my issue - they make mistakes that are very frustrating for users (even more for IT people) that would be so easy to fix. It didn't take that much effort for someone else to make a start menu type app for windows 8. They're making good money each quarter, they could afford to make something like sidewinder at a small loss to help the MS brand have a good reputation in lots of different market segments. That seems to be the difference to me - they don't care about customer satisfaction, and for me that kind of cultural issue comes from the top.

      Other companies cause problems for customers too - like the iPhone 5 maps app - I didn't get the feeling that was caused because apple said "screw you, customers, you don't matter anyway".

    12. Re:The company you keep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > If you don't own a fair amount of MSFT stock or make million-dollar IT contract purchases? Why should you then care?

      This is the upper leadership of Microsoft, whose products have an impact on your day to day life whether you use the products yourself or not.

      captcha: restrict

    13. Re:The company you keep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cure that, and it will by you plenty of love, instead of hate.

      You mean in addition to hate. Complexity is good for your characters. Let him cure AIDS. That won't wipe away the fact that he totally failed to say "fuck you and die" when Microsoft approached him, but wiping such things away isn't desirable. Jaime Lannister is still an asshole, even after you have sympathy for him. And that's why you keep reading.

    14. Re:The company you keep by hedwards · · Score: 2

      The CEO sets the priorities and the big picture stuff for the corporations and leaves it up to the other executives to actually make it happen.

      When you have a company like MS that doesn't seem to have a particular vision, that reflects poorly on the CEO as it means that something is getting screwed up. Either he doesn't have one, isn't effectively communicating it or the marketing department isn't adequately communicating it to the world.

      But, considering that MS has largely failed to do much more than maintain the status quo, it's pretty clear that the people he's keeping company with aren't getting things done. MS has a ton of great R&D going on, but very little ever seems to make it into a product. And when it does they tend to screw it up by making it brown or otherwise unpalatable.

      As much as I hated the Apple of the latter half of the noughties, the fact is that Steve understood that and spent a lot more time and energy on making sure that people knew what Apple was about and that the products they released expanded upon that, rather than entering into random arenas with little commitment or focus.

    15. Re:The company you keep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He gave you enough to whip up a few good google searches if you really want to know more. Fuck off AC.

    16. Re:The company you keep by symbolset · · Score: 0

      If Terry Myerson can bring the Windows franchise near his level of success with Windows Phone I will consider him a hero, and Steve Ballmer as well. They will usher in a new era in convenience, utility, security and innovation for desktop and laptop users all over the world.

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    17. Re:The company you keep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      copypasta troll, even down to the typo (toadies "live").

    18. Re:The company you keep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that rule linus is the biggest turd ever.

    19. Re:The company you keep by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      For those of us who DON'T passionately follow the minutia of Microsoft's internal management and political issues and who generally tend to glaze over news about their VPs/middle managers as if they WEREN'T the most fascinating people with the most compelling stories to tell, what you did there was throw up a bunch of generic names that very, very few people could possibly recognize or care about. Would you please provide more detail as to who these people are, what they did, and why we should care, all while keeping in mind that the fact that we don't currently care about any of them

      we're not at all compelled to waste our time justifying your personal corporate obsessions by Googling their names?

      I did Google Bill Laing, still no clue who they are.

    20. Re:The company you keep by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Have you been snorting unicorn farts?

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    21. Re:The company you keep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      PENIS

    22. Re:The company you keep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh Cornelius.

    23. Re:The company you keep by symbolset · · Score: 1

      No. I put the words that way on purpose to be funny. The intent though is serious. If Terry Myerson can get proper Windows to anywhere near 3% of share of sales he will be my hero - and Steve Ballmer too for appointing him.

      And if that happens then a new era in convenience, utility, security and innovation for desktop and laptop users all over the world. Much like happened in mobile. Microsoft won't participate in the benefits of this new era of course, but that's a given. We're going mobile and they aren't coming with us.

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    24. Re:The company you keep by s.petry · · Score: 2

      And what do you think of:

      An exec who trows chairs across a room and yells "I'm going to F^#*ing kill Google" when an employee puts in his notice?

      A good follow up is:

      What do you think of a summary that insinuates that is a "good" management tactic/effort?

      I respect your point, but can't agree that the only thing to judge a managers merit on is delegation. Delegation should be a majority of what a manager does, but crisis management and people skills are two other areas I tend to judge. Balmer has failed in both of those areas, as well as what people claim to be his strength (sales).

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    25. Re:The company you keep by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      You are talking to the post instead of the poster? Because the poster is not a response, but almost certainly a human being.

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    26. Re:The company you keep by gtall · · Score: 2

      GE has no single vision either, yet they do okay. MS's problem is that it defines itself by destroying competition, not competing with them. Hence its products are limp. MS doesn't care, they figure to screw their competition out of the marketplace and then their limp noodles will necessarily be bought. This strategy also makes it possible to attack a lot of markets simultaneously, because they never have to concentrate on a few and make good products for them.

      And it isn't Ballmer's fault, it is Bill's fault. He designed the blind octopus that is MS. Were it not for their received monopoly and their cutthroat tactics before other companies cottoned on to their tactics, they'd have been toast long ago. In a way, they forced the only competition they couldn't beat to arise just out of evolution, i.e., FOSS.

    27. Re:The company you keep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The captain of the ship needs to not only pick and run his crew, but set the course with an awesome goal in mind. And that is where MS has been failing. The market that Bill established in the 70-90's was a lot simpler, with far fewer actors and trends to follow and coordinate into a cohesive market strategy for a PC OS and developer and productivity tools. Now MS is competing across many hardware platforms from handheld devices through to high performance cluster servers and back office service platforms. To run this kind of enterprise is vastly more difficult than the relatively simple integrations of Bill's early rise to dominance.

      Microsoft does make good products, just not all the time, and their misses seem to linger in the memory longer and more viscerally than their successes.

      Dear Ballmer:

      Some things about MS strategy that never made sense to me: why is Xbox not a PC? Why don't you sell xbox with a simple OS for gaming, and then full windows for Xbox, at normal retail cost, and office too? Of course it would vampire the PC OEMs, so you can make Xbox a hardware standard, like a profile of a PC, with restrictions ala Apple's aborted attempt at licensing Mac hardware? The hardware makers get to make the hardware and MS focuses on its core competency: software.

      One Microsoft is the new strategy. Ok. Make Xbox a PC please, so that I can upgrade to full windows if I want that, and sell the xbox for $399 like the PS4, but with upgradeability to Windows Xbox. And take the Kinect off. Seriously, this is a bad time to be putting uncontrollable sensors in my house.

    28. Re:The company you keep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it isn't Ballmer's fault, it is Bill's fault.

      So Ballmer ISN'T the CEO... he's just the muppet CEO?

      No... you become the CEO, you take the responsibility. If changes need to be done, you make them... if problems continue, they are your fault if you don't fix them.

    29. Re:The company you keep by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that if you look at what GE does that you'll find an overrarching pattern of what they're doing. And GE is also a much older company than MS. They didn't start out making products in so many areas, they started out when Edison Electric merged with a competitor in the same field.

      And from there they grew into all those other areas. GE had been in operation for about 70 odd years before MS was even founded, expanding into other areas along the way.

    30. Re:The company you keep by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Kevin Turner looks like he emerged from somewhere in middle management at the department of homeland security.

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    31. Re:The company you keep by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Worse.

      Wal*Mart

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    32. Re:The company you keep by fuzzywig · · Score: 1

      It was sarcasm, not a troll.

  3. Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Many of which are usually a record for the company, even if it's a company that hasn't used it's brilliant engineering talent to maximum effect. Oh wait, this is /. uh, Microsoft is Satan, all hail our savior lord FOSS.

    1. Re:Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by ArcadeMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Slashdot, where Microsoft is Satan, Google is Evil, Apple is the Devil and open-source projects are pointless because thousands of programmers pulling in different directions.

    2. Re:Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      and open-source projects are pointless because thousands of programmers pulling in different directions.

      Just like the universe is pointless because thousands of galaxy clusters pull in different directions...hey, wait a minute...

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    3. Re:Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

      I'm sure those profits were a direct result of Ballmer himself appearing on TV ads and pitching Windows.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sforhbLiwLA

      Or maybe not.

    4. Re:Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and open-source projects are pointless because thousands of programmers pulling in different directions.

      Just like the universe is pointless because thousands of galaxy clusters pull in different directions...hey, wait a minute...

      The universe is pointless. There's no goal "success" state so there isn't a point to it, it just is.

    5. Re:Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The universe is pointless. There's no goal "success" state so there isn't a point to it, it just is.

      Well, if God bothered to make it, it probably has a reason. Or maybe it's just to fill in the time, can never be so sure.

    6. Re:Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do I expect him to put on a top hat and sing "Puttin' on the Ritz" like he has (the really bad) MS every time I see that clip?

    7. Re:Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      Slashdot, where Microsoft is Satan, Google is Evil, Apple is the Devil and open-source projects are pointless because thousands of programmers pulling in different directions.

      Damn when did Google become "Evil"? Never the less they are the lesser of the rest and still my search engine.

    8. Re:Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      and open-source projects are pointless because thousands of programmers pulling in different directions.

      Just like the universe is pointless because thousands of galaxy clusters pull in different directions...hey, wait a minute...

      The universe is pointless. There's no goal "success" state so there isn't a point to it, it just is.

      Ah but there is a goal and it will be achieved when it reaches thermodynamic equilibrium (maximum entropy), the question then would be "is that it"?

    9. Re:Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      For a company as large as Microsoft, it takes quite some time until current management style seriously affects the bottom line. Microsoft is a big tanker. Even if you put the engines to full reverse, it will still go quite some way forward before coming to a halt.

      The bottom line of Microsoft is still mainly determined by what Bill Gates did. And whatever you think of him, there's one thing he understood well: How to make the company a success.

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    10. Re:Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's clear: Open source is expanding. However, is there some dark energy behind this expansion?

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    11. Re:Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      When in their web interface they conflated Usenet groups with their own Google Groups.

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    12. Re:Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by gtall · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see Ballmer in ads for testosterone supplements. "Do you suffer lack of energy, not ready when She is? Have we got a product for you: Ape-er-one!!" (quick cut to the monkey dance).

    13. Re:Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me spell it out...

      N S A

      Now here's the noise you should make....

      BAAAAH BAAAAH BAHHHH

    14. Re:Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like the universe is pointless because thousands of galaxy clusters pull in different directions...hey, wait a minute...

      Other than looking at the pretty colors... It is useless... Just like poorly managed open source.

    15. Re:Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      When in their web interface they conflated Usenet groups with their own Google Groups.

      Ya that sucked, not sure when but they also removed headers so you can't track a post anymore.

      Then there's http://www.tomshardware.com/ who uses Usenet groups as their forums, I've got thousands of post
      there and not even a member.

    16. Re:Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      Let me spell it out...

      N S A

      Now here's the noise you should make....

      BAAAAH BAAAAH BAHHHH

      Not a problem for me, I have an FBI file due to a Q clearance, and my habit of treating everything I post to the Internet
      as if it would show up on the front page or my kids ever read my stuff.

      Every since I've been on the Internet I've been aware of NSA intercepting messages with key words, used to be common knowledge.
      They've crossed the line (NSA) but I'd rather use Google than any other search engine. Bing stands out as they have all but been proven
      to of installed a dedicated fiber bundle to NSA.

    17. Re:Hard to argue with regular quarterly profits by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      The previous post was my situation not everybody else's.

      I have to admit I'm kinda sorry I left Yahoo after reading how they fought for user rights

      "Yahoo went to bat for its users – not because it had to, and not because of a possible PR benefit – but because
      it was the right move for its users and the company. "
      http://yro.slashdot.org/story/13/07/15/2336241/yahoo-receives-special-recognition-for-fighting-for-user-data-privacy

      But I guess the bottom line is Google gives me the results I'm looking for, things like the "Define:" feature I use a lot.
      I used Yahoo when they first started till Google which was just brain dead simple to use.

      All of the companies were caught between a rock and a hard spot, they gave or would be screwed in some manner in
      the future, at least it's out that Yahoo put up a fight even if they did lose, they were the Front and apparently the only
      company to try to keep user data private.

      Seeing this has been going on since at least 2007 the NSA has all they need on you by now, Not that it will ever prove to
      be of any benefit other than showing trends.

  4. Steve is that you? by waddgodd · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think we found out Steve Ballmer's /. account name

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  5. Bad CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No IF's, AND's, or BUT's, Worst CEO ever!

    1. Re:Bad CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AC, we don't care what you think.

    2. Re:Bad CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Heh...he might've held that title until someone convinced Darl McBride and SCOx to go after IBM over "infringements" on SCOX's "IP" that IBM did when they shared parts of AIX with Linux. And he's still probably a low piker compared to Carly Fiorina. Carly's clearly able to show him a thing or two on wrecking a company...

      IF Ballsy's wanting tips on how to claim the title of "Worst CEO", he probably needs to get 'em from Darl or Carly....

    3. Re:Bad CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's nowhere near as awful as that underling he had infiltrated at Nokia.

    4. Re:Bad CEO by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Posted by AC:

      AC, we don't care what you think.

      If you think so, then why do you post?

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    5. Re:Bad CEO by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      No IF's, AND's, or BUT's, Worst CEO ever!

      I think it could be argued that Carly Fiorina could qualify as worse. She took an longer established and well respected company and put it on a path of financial ruin that may not be reversible. Or how about Kenneth Lay and Enron?

      Ballmer my be inept or uninspired, but Microsoft is making money. Lots of it. He may be limiting Microsoft's future options due to poor planning and product development or strategy, but they're not going anywhere in the short term.

      Microsoft's biggest problem is that they are now the leader of a mature and stagnant market. It is likely that they will never again lead a "new" market so decisively as they did in the past. Very few companies ever do. As time marches on, they will have less and less impact on the direction of general computing.

  6. What? by Antipater · · Score: 5, Insightful

    . 'The mature verdict on Steve Ballmer is that he has made only one major strategic error: not combining his own brilliance for sales and detail with a visionary product leader who has the authority to create bold new revenue streams for the company.'

    I don't know a thing about Ballmer - I don't follow corporate politics. But if you dig through all the marketing-speak there, didn't that just say "Ballmer's one major error as a CEO was not doing that thing that CEOs should be doing"?

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    1. Re:What? by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I see Ballmer as the captain of a large, very slowly sinking, rudderless ship.
      Someone needs to patch up the holes, find a pump, and build a rudder. I just don't see Ballmer doing any of those things.

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    2. Re:What? by webdog314 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And given that Microsoft has an 80%+ marketshare, a "largely stagnant stock price" could have been pretty much achieved by doing absolutely nothing, which, when you look at the company over the last decade, isn't far from the truth.

      So it begs the question: what in the world are they paying him for?

    3. Re:What? by FuegoFuerte · · Score: 2

      What do you mean rudderless? Of course it has a rudder... it's just hard over to one side, and the control cable is broken.

    4. Re: What? by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      That is because Apple isn't doing those things. Of course Apple doesn't need to.

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    5. Re:What? by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 2

      That is not a rudder. It used to be a chair. :)

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    6. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For those of us who actually have a hard time with this sort of thing, I pitched in the effort, and after a few minutes, I present my parsing of that quote.

      ...Steve Ballmer ... made ... [a] major ... error: not combining ... sales ... with ... product ... to create ... revenue ... for the company.

      I completely agree with OP based on this reading.

    7. Re:What? by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And given that Microsoft has an 80%+ marketshare, a "largely stagnant stock price" could have been pretty much achieved by doing absolutely nothing, which, when you look at the company over the last decade, isn't far from the truth.

      This! Too big to fail doesn't only apply to corporate bail-outs. It also means that massive companies can ride through one period after the other of colossally stupid mistakes. If you split Microsoft up into various division then take a look at where the money is coming from, the company is surviving on it's monopoly and cash cows Windows and Office, and neither of those can be attributed to Steve Ballmer.

      We can attribute to him everything else at Microsoft. Unfortunately all those things seem to be making a loss. Search, mobile, entertainment, all of these things are what Ballmer has been pushing for in the past few years while letting the Windows and Office divisions rot and all of them can at this point be considered a failure.

      Now the real question is, given Ballmer's fetish for trying to one-up Apple and screwing Windows in the process will the company continue to survive on it's old cash cow, or will he let that slip through his hands? Honestly I don't know what the board of directors is thinking supporting the drunk at the wheel.

    8. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple! To ensure the government haz all ur secrets... After all that's the job of a big company to crawl in bed with the government and work together to smash any real competition.

    9. Re:What? by KernelMuncher · · Score: 1

      the pc controlling the rudder has blue screen of death

    10. Re:What? by jbolden · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Building an enterprise products division: SQL Server becoming very high end, Dynamics, Lync, SharePoint becoming a central component in many enterprise applications. That's Balmer's contribution and it is worth tens of billions per year.

    11. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it begs the question

      Nope.

    12. Re:What? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Building an enterprise products division: SQL Server becoming very high end, Dynamics, Lync, SharePoint becoming a central component in many enterprise applications. That's Balmer's contribution and it is worth tens of billions per year.

      What about IE, Windows 8, Bing, Zune, Windows Mobile.

      The fact of the matter is MS once owned 85% of the mobile market too with Windows CE. MS owned 90% of the market with IE. Windows was liked more and XP loyalists are still hear loving that OS and refusing to upgrade as it was perfection. Those my friend happened under Gates and were handed too Balmer.

      First Blackberry and now Google and Apple are all eating MS PDA and smartphone market. Mozilla and now Google took IEs dominance away. Bing never materialized and Apple too got rid of WindowsCE as MS planned to own 90% of the embeded and mobile market by now and iOS, Linux, and Android have taken that away.

      Those are all under Balmers watch. He deserves to go.

      Even if MS did make improvements for Windows 7 and Sharepoint it doesn't matter as there is no compelling reason to upgrade. Ms is competing with the ghost of itself as Windows 2003, IE 8, Exchange 2003, are here to stay for a very long time. That hurts and costs money.

      Windows 7 is great but took almost years to get there from XP as we know longhorn failed (vista is not Longhorn), same with IE 10 being too little as IE 6 was the last thing close to cutting edge and none of the users count as they were catch-up to Firefox.

      He failed. Apple and Google are the new kings now.

    13. Re:What? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      The fact of the matter is MS once owned 85% of the mobile market too with Windows CE

      When? If you mean phones Symbian and JavaVM had huge share. If you mean before that, Palm.

      MS owned 90% of the market with IE. Windows was liked more and XP loyalists are still hear loving that OS and refusing to upgrade as it was perfection. Those my friend happened under Gates and were handed too Balmer.

      Absolutely. Balmer was handed a desktop monopoly. And for that matter an office suite monopoly. High marketshare and mindshare but not a lot at the high end. Balmer has pushed Microsoft up market, lost share in less profitable or harder to serve markets and increased revenues (gross and net) tremendously.

      He failed. Apple and Google are the new kings now.

      You are thinking consumer. Netgear is not more successful than Cisco.

    14. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it doesn't beg the question, dammit. sorry, nothing to add.

  7. Re:About your Thesis... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    He's a jackass even for a CEO.

  8. "The Kernel" is a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...and Milo Yiannopoulos is an idiot. The kind of right wing idiot they would laud any CEO just out of bootlicking habit.

  9. On his watch by istartedi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It all happened on his watch. The buck has to stop somewhere--at the top. That's how it works. If some VP was causing problems, it was his responsibility to get rid of that VP. If it was a particularly bad market for tech, that's not his fault; but it wasn't a particularly bad market. Other companies innovated and grew. They didn't. The whole strategy became, "let's make lame Apple clones that will piss off people who prefer the traditional Windows way, and won't convert people who prefer the Apple way".

    I just don't see how the man at the top can escape responsibility for all that.

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    1. Re:On his watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo!

      The perfect example of Ballmer's terrible judgment and arrogance is trying to force-feed the Metro UI on non-touch desktop and laptop users. How anyone running a huge software company could fail to understand something as simple as "one size doesn't always fit all" is mind blowing. Whoever came up with that idea, whether it was Ballmer or someone else at MS, should be fired or put in charge of fixing it the right way, i.e. not just cosmetically adding the Start button to 8.1, but giving the user a way to permanently avoid the Metro UI.

    2. Re:On his watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Large public companies are driven by the stock, as the post says, stock prices have been solid (not growing) but solid which is a HUGE accomplishment in the era of fiscal crisis. Plus, there is nothing on their balance sheet that makes you think the company is going anywhere

    3. Re:On his watch by Elbereth · · Score: 1

      Sounds a lot like Mozilla's attempts to clone everything that Google does, except in a half-assed way. Kind of funny, really, because I hadn't actually thought to connect Steve Ballmer and Asa Dotzler like that before. When you think about it, though, they seem pretty similar. Neither Microsoft nor Mozilla seem terribly interested in actually doing anything until Apple/Google do it first.

    4. Re:On his watch by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well. how he came to that conclusion was pretty simple. he saw the statistics for pc software sales and thought that 30% of that money is a large sum, that's the larger strategy behind metro and literally giving money to developers to jump ship to it.

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    5. Re:On his watch by istartedi · · Score: 1

      If you compare MSFT to the S&P 500 during Balmer's reign it's essentially the same. During the same time period, AAPL soared. Charting back further is interesting. On most comparisons (including the S&P) MSFT is soaring and everything else is flat at the bottom. The transition occurs right around 2000. It's easy to blame that on the economy except... the one company that doesn't look like a pancake next to MSFT during this period is AAPL. After 2000, AAPL takes off and makes up for lost time, almost equaling an investment in MSFT. Having 20/20 hindsight we see that the killer play was to buy MSFT in 1990 and then trade it all for AAPL in 2000. OTOH, charting vs. HPQ makes Ballmer look like a genius. So. He's no Gates or Jobs, but I'll give him this: he's not a Carly.

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    6. Re:On his watch by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      See, I may be naive, but I always assumed that the CEO is neither the only nor (in most cases) the most important factor determining stock price.

    7. Re:On his watch by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Oh I personally contribute Metro to malice rather than incompetence. See MS' latest foray into mobile and tablets would suffer the same fate as Zune where what MS offered was slightly different than Apple/Android but not enough to get them many users and correspondingly developers. By forcing Metro onto the desktop, users have no choice and sooner or later the developers. It was their way of solving the chicken and egg problem.

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    8. Re: On his watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing inherently wrong with the Metro UI. See Visual Studio 2013/2012, XAML Spy, etc.

      Microsoft took a gamble on a new UI paradigm. I've been struggling to understand why that's so offensive to the /. masses for quite some time.

      On one hand, Microsoft is complacent and Ballmer is riding Gates' coattails for all he's worth. On the other, he's a malicious dictator trying to shove a radically different UI paradigm down the world's throat.

      Which is it? Can't be both.

    9. Re:On his watch by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Unlike Windows 8 mozilla Firefox is at least tolerable. Well maybe not version 4, but version 17 ESR I use is certainly usable. Just not special anymore.

    10. Re: On his watch by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Microsoft took a gamble on a new UI paradigm.I've been struggling to understand why that's so offensive to the /. masses for quite some time.

      It's trying forcing a touch interface onto a desktop. I would think that pissing off your desktop base would be an obvious reason for hate. This is like Vista all over again, but worse.

      I remember when 95 and XP came out, and people were generally pleased. Especially 95. That was when Microsoft almost buried Apple for good.

    11. Re: On his watch by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      There's no contradiction because in one case the behaviour is aimed towards the employees and in the other it's towards the customers.

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    12. Re:On his watch by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It is if it's moving up. If it goes down it's due to external things like unusually hot weather, market forces, the state of the economy, or unusually cold weather.

      You need to watch more Fox News.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    13. Re:On his watch by ancientt · · Score: 1

      I had many bad things to say about Metro when I tried the pre-release stuff. Our software vendors pretty much don't support it yet across the board so there is no movement in our company and won't be for a while. Meanwhile, because I get the honor of testing new things regardless of personal distaste, I have been trying to get everything to work on Win8 with a pretty high success rate. I've adjusted enough that I don't loathe it, I just don't like it.

      Meanwhile I introduced a sixteen year old to it and to my shock, it was a hit. I'm wondering now if MS had more insight than I gave them credit for. If they're capturing the teen market then they're doing something I never expected.

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    14. Re:On his watch by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      Heh, good one.

    15. Re:On his watch by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      you forgot to mention "unusually stable weather".

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    16. Re:On his watch by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Revisionist. Google copied browser tags from Firefox, not the other way around, just to mention one.

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  10. Stack ranking? by berchca · · Score: 2

    There are always two sides to every argument, but this one is particularly damning:
    http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2012/07/microsoft-downfall-emails-steve-ballmer

    (Kurt Eichenwald traces the “astonishingly foolish management decisions” at the company that “could serve as a business-school case study on the pitfalls of success.”)

  11. Maybe a bad leader/manager? by ImdatS · · Score: 1

    Basically, a good leader/manager tries to find the best possible people for his organization to get things done. It is not necessarily his own job to do things himself, but rather to find the right people, promote, coach and help them to deliver the best possible results.

    So, if it's true that Ballmer didn't have a good product guy next to him, then it would be his fault as he is the President & CEO of the company, i.e. he is the ultimate decision-maker for hiring such a person.

    Either he didn't see the need (which means he is a bad manager), he couldn't find someone (bad manager, too) or he didn't want such a person next to him (a very bad leader).

    In any case, as I always tell my people: If an employee doesn't perform, it is not necessarily his fault but rather his boss's - because his boss is the one who either hired him/her or decided to keep him/her at the current position.

    There are only very few tasks that a manager needs to do, among of the most important ones are defining the tasks to be done to deliver a specific result, define a job description for it and find the right person/assign the person to do that task. After that, it is the responsibility of the manager to make sure that that person can deliver - by creating the environment needed.

    This might sounds overtly "optimistic", but this has always been what I believed in what a good manager is... (apart from some other tasks, that are less relevant)...

    So, with that definition in mind, I would say that Ballmer was not a good CEO - nor a particularly bad one either as he didn't manage to bankrupt MS. He is/was just a mediocre one...

    1. Re:Maybe a bad leader/manager? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A CEO's "boss" the the board and they are more concerned with corporate health than anything else. In that regard, Microsoft is in perfect health. They weathered the fiscal crisis with a strong balance sheet and they don't have to worry about making a huge return on cash on hand (like Apple does) to make the investors happy. MS relied a LOT on income from enterprise customers and those customers dried up during the fiscal mess. Microsoft is like 90% of other software companies out there, everybody wants them to be produce visionaries... There just aren't many of those out there.

    2. Re:Maybe a bad leader/manager? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Nobody wants Microsoft to be a product visionary because they have way too much experience already with Microsoft visions. Or hallucinations, more like it.

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  12. CEO Level by war4peace · · Score: 1

    Every man makes mistakes, that's for sure. But we're talking CEO-level here, which means "best of the best". Any small mistake that would otherwise pass unnoticed or with minimal impact at lower levels would turn into a disaster if you're a CEO.

    Ballmer can be a good manager, even a good VP. But CEO is a different league.

    It's the difference between driving a car or a plane: if you flip the car lights switch instead of honking, it's no biggie, but if you drive a plane with 300 people and pull out the landing gear too late, there's going to be dead people littering the airport runway.

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    1. Re:CEO Level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But we're talking CEO-level here, which means "best of the best".

      In no way does it mean "the best of the best," but it's interesting that you think so.

    2. Re:CEO Level by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      America is a classless and meritocratic society. People don't get a place in the senate (where they dress up in dead animals) just for being born, and there's a complete absence of old German women with gold hats bossing people around.

      So if Baldmer has risen to the top of one of the largest companies the only explanation is that he's better than anyone else, or they'd be in the position instead.

      QED.

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    3. Re:CEO Level by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps the explanation is that he happened to be at the right place at the right time. You know, like proximal to Bill Gates, the founder of Microsoft while they were in college. And lucky enough to become a VERY early Microsoft employee when they were not much more than a garage shop. And lucky enough to be an early, large shareholder. And lucky enough to be the best buddy to the largest single shareholder, Chairman and CEO of Microsoft.

      It's not what you know, it's who you know.

    4. Re:CEO Level by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Ballmer can be a good manager, even a good VP

      I would feel very sorry for anybody unlucky enough to have Ballmer for a manager, even a Microsoft toady.

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    5. Re:CEO Level by war4peace · · Score: 1

      I've seen worse, much worse. Maybe you were awfully lucky :)

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  13. Bad CEO? No. by Bob9113 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    does Ballmer deserve his reputation as a bad CEO?

    Bad CEO? Throwing chairs, browbeating your employees, prioritizing squeezing your customer over making a quality product, bribing government officials all over the world to expand your regulatory monopolies while preaching laissez-faire extremism to excuse cheating on your taxes -- those things don't necessarily make you a bad CEO. By the quarterly profit measure, they make you a good one. Those things don't make you a bad CEO; they make you a bad person.

    1. Re:Bad CEO? No. by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      http://stratechery.com/2013/why-microsofts-reorganization-is-a-bad-idea/

      Perhaps judge him on the basis of what he should be doing as a CEO then? That article has some of the best insight into Ballmer's latest move that I've seen so far, and it indicates that he's way off-base.

    2. Re:Bad CEO? No. by jsepeta · · Score: 1

      Who was responsible for Windows ME? Or Bob? Ballmer shares credit/derision for Windows Vista, Windows 8, and the bullshit idea to bring back the Start button, but not the Start Menu in Windows 8.1.

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  14. Biased, much? by whoever57 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I expect some MS fanboi will mod me down for this, but:

    We should begin in Silicon Valley, which resents Microsoftâ(TM)s chief executive at least in part because he has helped grow what the Internet industry has so rarely managed in all its decades of boom and bust: a stable, profitable company, built on a solid grasp of numbers and proven sales techniques, with wildly successful products that people actually pay for. Contrast that with social networking companies such as Twitter and Facebookâ"and of course Google, with its rapey contextual advertisingâ"all of which throw their users âoefreeâ toys but violate them with privacy-invading ad sales and user-data scandals. Microsoft can seem positively virtuous by comparison.

    This is pure Microsoft talking points.

    Given the most recent revelations about Microsoft, the author should be reconsidering that claim to Microsoft's virtue.

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    1. Re:Biased, much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I expect some MS fanboi will mod me down for this, but:

      There are MS fanboys?

    2. Re:Biased, much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many of them, actually. Every now and then a flock shows up on /. - probably no more so than for AAPL or GOOG or anyone else, but they're out here nonetheless. A few months ago it seemed like every other story (not relating to MS, mind you) would feature one user in the comments who had only commented on that story ever, where each post was a trivial nod to the topic segueing into a paragraph of praise for Visual Studio in particular (Ex: posts like "Many people think trips to the moon are too expensive, but people also say Microsoft is too expensive, which is completely false because you get every piece of software for free just by signing up for a Microsoft One account, including Visual Studio, which is the best IDE for C++ I've ever used blah blah blah...").

      Of course, the next question is "Is that a fanboy or a Web 2.0 Social Media Expert?"

    3. Re:Biased, much? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Usually the either grew up using Windows 95, DOS, or playing Xbox. The ones who grew up on Windows 95 are the ones who really complain about Ballmer. It's not like Microsoft was a bunch of roses under Gates, they came up with Microsoft Bob and Visual Basic in that era, and forgot to plan for the internet.

      It could be worse, they could have invented Appletalk and Applescript, or cut off any service at a whim, like Google does (Yes! I managed to anger all fanboys in a single post! Just like Vader did to the Klingons!)

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    4. Re:Biased, much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the article sounds like its written by a paid shill. Who else writes shit like "All American CEO"

      Job market for writers must be tough. They probably paid some stupid out of work hipster enough money for it.

    5. Re:Biased, much? by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      There ARE paid shills,.astroturf, etc for sure. They could have used that money for developing a working product instead.

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  15. Bad / good ? by MondoGordo · · Score: 0

    I think you need to define what you mean by a good CEO. Is it stock price ? Overall corporate earning performance? Growing the company? Innovating? Being a good leader? Until you define what makes a CEO "good" no one can give a meaningful opinion.

  16. Monty Phython by Starteck81 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We found a CEO, may we burn him?!?

    All kidding aside he is not a great or even good leader. If he was half as effective as Bill Gates MS would have have only lost half of the product wars that it has. He has perpetually missed the boat on emerging trends, and then tried to chase the boat down in a runabout with a 5HP outboard motor.

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    1. Re:Monty Phython by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill Gates wasn't a great leader either. Its just he had no competition.

      Microsoft ALWAYS made crap products. Its just now we have other companies that do things better.

    2. Re:Monty Phython by Starteck81 · · Score: 1

      You're confusing quality of a product with putting a product, that is just good enough to meet the need, out there in front of an emerging trend. That is what Bill Gates was much better at doing while he was CEO. Ballmer almost always misses the mark on putting the right product out, even if it still needs more development, at the right moment.

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    3. Re:Monty Phython by Larryish · · Score: 1

      Your post would make an awesome t-shirt.

      Microsoft is riding their OS market share and Office format domination right now.

      MS seems set to be an "eternal pancake" stocks-wise, and Ballmer is a bald bunny hopping around with that pancake on his shiny head.

  17. Dance while you can monkey boy by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 2

    I never understood why he was ridiculed for "developers developers" anyway. I don't remember the rest of the speech, but I doubt it was wrong. Platforms live and die based on how many apps they have.

    It's kind of like that Howard Dean "yeargggg!" thing, something that sounds ridiculous out of context and is promoted by spiteful enemies for that reason.

    1. Re:Dance while you can monkey boy by whoever57 · · Score: 2

      I never understood why he was ridiculed for "developers developers" anyway. I don't remember the rest of the speech

      And you answered your own question -- you don't remember the rest of the speech.

      The message may have been a good one, but the way it was presented invited ridicule and was so memorable that the only thing people remember is the way the message was presented and not the message itself.

      One can infer from this that Ballmer either does not invite criticism or does not listen to criticism. A properly prepared person would have tried his moneky boy dance in advance in front of a small group of insiders who would have told him what a terrible idea it was.

      But then, perhaps rehersals are not part of Microsoft's culture. Remember the Surface RT presentation in which the device crashed?

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    2. Re:Dance while you can monkey boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm gonna mod this funny, just because I laughed hysterically when I read "yeargggg!"

    3. Re:Dance while you can monkey boy by ed1park · · Score: 1

      Did you watch the video? It looks ridiculous whether it's in or out of context. A fat sweaty bald man trying to pathetically stir up the audience with an uninspired chant as you hear his voice weakly give out. The sweat stains alone.... gag. Complete dork. He's like the anti Steve Jobs. They were both assholes, but at least Steve had charisma and vision, neither of which Ballmer is in possession of.

      Why is a sales/marketing guy in charge of a technology company?
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qycUOENFIBs

      Lemme guess. You probably have difficulty reading people and social situations. Or don't quite understand what makes something cool and often have jokes fly over your head. :)

      Since I can't remember the quote I really wanted, I leave you with this:

      "You should invest in a business that even a fool can run, because someday a fool will." - Warren Buffett

    4. Re:Dance while you can monkey boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the infamous "Series of Tubes" comment, for that matter.

    5. Re:Dance while you can monkey boy by dbIII · · Score: 1

      But then, perhaps rehersals are not part of Microsoft's culture. Remember the Surface RT presentation in which the device crashed?

      That brings to mind a 10MW emergency generator (jet engine) that was tested every month for thirty years without incident and maintained by people with aircraft engineer level paranoia, yet it would not start up the one time it was really needed. I don't think we can assume that there were no rehersals just because of a failed demo, even in the company that forgot time (Zune not working one day a year in leap years and Azure crashing globally due to a leap year bug).

    6. Re: Dance while you can monkey boy by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      > Remember the Surface RT presentation in which the device crashed?

      No, but I remember Bill Gates showing off something DHTML or Active Desktop-related in some live conference & having it crash in front of 5 million viewers. I think it was the IE4 launch event in 1997.

    7. Re: Dance while you can monkey boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I remember when he was demonstrating how wonderful and great USB was working.

      "You just put in the connector and... Oh... (silence wile gazing at a BSOD)...

      Still one of my favorites...

    8. Re:Dance while you can monkey boy by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      Lemme guess. You probably have difficulty reading people and social situations. Or don't quite understand what makes something cool and often have jokes fly over your head. :)

      Making fun of autism is a hate crime and makes you no less a bigot than a racist or homophobe.

    9. Re: Dance while you can monkey boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a Windows 98 presentation, and it was the communication between a computer and a scanner that went FUBAR. Can't remember off the top of my head what consequences that had, if any, besides the embarrassment suffered by the Richest Man On Earth (tm).

  18. lol... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everything he has touched has turned to shit...

    Doesn't deserve the hate if you invest in his competitors i guess...

    Either way steve ballemer is still a chimp.

  19. To Be Honest by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    I don't really know much about Ballmer, or how he runs Microsoft. ... and I couldn't give a shit less; I don't work for MS or buy any of their products, so his policies, abilities, success/failure... doesn't really affect me.

    I do, however, very much enjoy the jokes and memes that have resulted from Ballmer's tenure as CEO, especially the chair throwing incident. That shit was hilarious, if only because it actually happened.

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  20. obnoxious by quonsar · · Score: 1

    i always picture him where he belongs. hawking used cars on a low budget local tv commercial.

  21. Not sure I really blame him by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    Specifically, that is. Microsoft's business strategy has been to crush upstarts with overwhelming force (even at a loss), then move on. My company had started working on Palm apps just as that tactic took effect. In the oughties, technology expanded so far that there were simply too many holes in the dike to plug. And, with mobile devices and broadband eating into the role of the desktop, MS doesn't have the money tree of Windows and Office giving them unlimited cash to throw around squashing mosquitoes. They really need to start being realistic about what kind of a niche they want to hold onto just as IBM has kept themselves relevant. They're still making tons of money, I just don't think they should keep on trying to hop on every passing train.

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  22. My level of caring is zero. by brindafella · · Score: 1
    > "Do you agree? Or does Ballmer deserve his reputation as a bad CEO?"

    I have no opinion (about Ballmer). My level of caring is zero (about Ballmer).

    I refuse to pay the "Micr$oft tax". I DO CARE about that.

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  23. I don't hate him. by jcr · · Score: 2

    Speaking as one who has a large part of my net worth invested in Apple shares, I am grateful to Mr. Ballmer for the job he's done over the last 13 years. I'm even more grateful to Jim Alchin, for botching the Window Longhorn project in a manner that was damned close to optimal for Apple's interests.

    -jcr

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  24. If the man were as dumb as /. thinks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the man were as dumb as /. thinks he is, monopoly or not, lock-in or not, M$ would have imploded years ago. Sun, Palm, Compaq, Blackberry, they all had leaders who took their eyes off the ball and pissed away their corporation's leadership position.

    1. Re:If the man were as dumb as /. thinks... by Tony · · Score: 1

      What do you mean? Corporate America isn't generally run by the best and the brightest. But in spite of that, considering that Microsoft was once so dominant there was no second place, I think Microsoft is imploding. It certainly hasn't done anything terribly innovative in a long time, and all it's done lately is to hand over the mobile market to Apple and Android, and manage to piss off the one set of insanely loyal customers it has left -- XBox fans.

      So, yeah. I think the man is about as dumb as /. thinks he is.

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  25. Ballmer's performance by soft_guy · · Score: 2

    I think that Ballmer is a decent operations guy, but obviously not a tech visionary, nor does he have good taste and an iron fist the way Steve Jobs did. I think that Microsoft was in a very strong position when he took over and that it just isn't that hard to keep Microsoft on its current glide path given a halfway decent operations guy in charge. John Sculley, who is widely viewed to have run Apple into the ground, could almost certainly done just as good of a job running Microsoft as Steve Ballmer. I realize this is speculation, but I think its true.

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    1. Re:Ballmer's performance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and an iron fist the way Steve Jobs did.

      He's also not the pathological liar and sociopath that Jobs was, either. Just look up the FBI's background check for a citation...

  26. Culture of fear? by MrBandersnatch · · Score: 1

    I *hear* that MS has a culture of fear, where lower levels are basically expected to kowtow to the management line. A company without dissent and an environment where employees can air and discuss their opinions is VERY bad since decision making then lays in the hands of the select few, and when mistakes are being made, people are prevented from even pointing out those mistakes.

    So far we've seen the disasters of Surface pro, Windows 8 metro, XBone, and I'm sure there are others I'm missing. That a company could have such a litany of product disasters suggests that the culture doesn't exist where *innovative & good* products can be made anymore (MS does have good products but these tend to be either their mainstays e.g. office, rebadged hardware).

    The blame for this *has* to rest at the top.

  27. Author mistakes momentum for success by lusid1 · · Score: 1

    " its stock price remains remarkably resilient and the company continues to turn a healthy profit"

    That's not success, that's momentum. Under the current leadership, entropy will continue to take its toll.

    1. Re:Author mistakes momentum for success by nojayuk · · Score: 1

      Apple would like some of that there "momentum"...stock price down from $600 to $420 in a year, MSFT at $35 up from $30 over the same period (although this may be inflated as MS yearly earnings are due out on the 18th of this month.)

      You can usually tell when a successful company has run out of ideas, they start building stuff in the real estate sense to use up all the money they made. Google is planning to spend a billion bucks to build the world's shortest skyscraper in London, Apple's multibillion-buck mothership project is well underway in Cupertino when last heard of. In contrast there doesn't seem to be any giant MS corporate-ego construction going on -- in my home town MS leased space for sales offices in a recently renovated city-centre Victorian building rather than breaking ground on some glossy overpriced new-build monstrosity.

  28. He might be brilliant... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    ...but he seems to have a blind spot or two. The mistakes Microsoft has made this century appear to have two threads in common -- the overriding conviction that We Are Microsoft, You Will Buy Whatever We Release, and its corollary, We Know What You Need And What You Don't Need. (ME, Vista, any number of Windows tablet efforts, Win8, any version of Windows Phone.) They've gone too long being to all intents and purposes the only game in town, and it's affected their basic strategies. They're a corporate-driven company rather than a user-driven company, and when something substantially better becomes available, users will migrate. It might take awhile, but it does happen.

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  29. Stock Price Comparison by ScottCooperDotNet · · Score: 4, Interesting

    'He stands accused of running one of the greatest companies in American history into the ground, even as its stock price remains remarkably resilient and the company continues to turn a healthy profit,' he writes.

    Maintaining a steady stock price isn't what makes the Wall Street Casino happy.

    Microsoft is down from its high in 2000 while competitors like Apple and Google are now worth significantly more than they were. Considering Microsoft's once-dominant position, it shouldn't be flat.

    Microsoft has done better than HP and Yahoo, but considering even stodgy old IBM has seen its stock price rise you have to wonder if Ballmer knows how to set a new course, adjusting to changes in tech, or just keep the ship afloat, buoyed by Windows and Office.

    Microsoft had Windows for Pen Computing, Windows XP Tablet Edition, and later Courier, but lost the tablet market to Apple and Google. They had Windows CE and Windows Mobile well before iOS and Android, but never really made inroads in the smartphone market. Leveraging their default IE homepage, they couldn't get MSN / Live.com / Bing to overtake Google. Even in successful things, like HoTMaiL or IE, they simply stopped innovating until competitors appeared, and in the process those competitors took away chunks of Microsoft's market share. That they continue to exist off the profits from Windows and Office isn't the same as thriving, and that's why Ballmer gets the criticism he deserves.

    1. Re:Stock Price Comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck Wall Street.

    2. Re: Stock Price Comparison by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      > but never really made inroads in the smartphone market.

      Actually, circa 2005-2007, they basically *owned* the smartphone market. At least, in the US. I'm talking about the period when PalmOS stumbled badly (PalmOS 5 had the same problems with interactive networked apps as MacOS 9... it couldn't walk & chew gum at the same time, and PalmOS 6's Eclipse-based development chain sucked SO BADLY compared to Codewarrior, nobody *cared* whether it was free), Blackberry was mostly a closed platform with shittier tools than PalmOS Cobalt did, Sidekick was even more closed (with no real IDE *at all*), Nokia phones were useless paperweights in the US, and Apple's first phone was a glorified iPod.

      Then, right at the point when WinMo was *almost* non-dysfunctional out of the box (and kick-ass if you hung out over at XDA & spent a month tweaking it), Microsoft pulled the plug and *literally* handed their entire developer & fan base to Android on a gold platter.

      WinMo was ugly by default & sucked for making actual phone calls, but as the core of a pocket-sized laptop w/EDGE or EVDO data, it BLEW AWAY every alternative available at the time. Iphone was arbitrarily crippled & locked down, and Android was playing catch-up until at *least* 2.1, if not 2.2/Froyo.

      The hardcore smartphone market was Microsoft's to lose, and Ballmer upped the ante by preemptively cutting Microsoft's throat to make way for the Kin.

    3. Re: Stock Price Comparison by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      But I think all of what you're saying sort of proves the point. To make a comparison, Microsoft was just like CP/M. Sure, they were the king of their time, but they didn't have the vision or ability to see it through to what PCs would be. Now, part of that obvious was a matter of the technology that was available. But as you state, WinMo "sucked for making actual phone calls". But, that's the primary function *of* a phone, smart or not. It's the same reason PalmOS stumbled, as it too focused first on what it knew (PDAs) and was unwilling to seemingly jump ship and piss off its established base. But, sometimes that's precisely what you've got to do to create a new market, which is exactly what smart phones are. Of course, the best thing to do is to keep supporting both products and try to gracefully push people to the new product line. You'd think with the Win 9x/NT consumer merging, they'd know this simple fact. Of course the other catch is sometimes you have to keep supporting a product of some sort of the original line because it's still popular. :)

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    4. Re:Stock Price Comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stock price is not an effective way to compare company performance. Microsoft has paid steady dividends since their stock split in the early 2000s... these both lower the per share price. Apple only started paying dividends in 2012. Google has never had a stock split or paid dividends.

  30. Microsoft could have been more by BLToday · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So many times in the last 15 years, you could tell that Microsoft was really really close to getting it right. Just a few more revisions and they would have done it.

    * Smartphones: really an outgrowth of PDAs. WinCE (version 3 and later) bested Palm OS. Palm was crushed and what did Microsoft do? Sit there for 5 years with minimal investment in WinCE. WinMo 2003 was barely an upgrade to the previous version. I had the Jornado, HP iPaq, and the HP hw6515 (I think) smartphone. It even had GPS well before the iPhone.

    * Tablets: Bill Gates was right, we all will have a tablet in the future. It's just not running Windows. I bought the HP TX tablet/convertible. And you can tell that even with Vista, it was potentially a great device. Handwriting recognition, touch support, pressure sensitivity and decent weight. But terrible bloat in the initial Vista release made the tablet boot up in about 2 minutes on a good day and put out heat like a nuclear reactor.

    * GPS/media players: Remember all those Magellan and Garmin GPS units, and portable media players from China? They were likely running WinCE.

    * Email: Hotmail was there early on and they sat there while Google took over. I remember the 4MB account limit.

    1. Re:Microsoft could have been more by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You can add Internet Explorer to that, and thank goodness. If Microsoft had been more active in improving their browser, instead of sitting back and ignoring it once they won, they could own the internet right now. I'm still not sure what happened to them on that one.

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    2. Re:Microsoft could have been more by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      IE 10 is an awesome browser.

      No I am not a MS troll. I picked this name 12 years ago when I was a niave MS hater teenager.

      I am thankful they no longer set web standards but now -webkit CSS is the new plague in the mobile web which makes me equally uncomfortable. MS shit their pants on IE finally around 2009 as IE 8 was the first browser that was not super duper buggy. Just very outdated and IE 9 came out quickly 2 years later which was in par now with Firefox 3.6 with HTML 5 support mixed with the best hardware acceleration. I started using IE 9 as I found it less bloated and usable over Firefox 4.0 in 2011 even if it was 2009 standards based.

      IE 10 supports 90% of Firefox 17s HTML 5 features and is close to caught up. It is not my favorite browser, but if I had to use it for the rest of my life I would not instantly commit suicide like I would have done just 2 years prior.

      But windows 8/8.1 are going this route and MS will take years to catch up like it did with IE. They fucked that one up as IE 6 was a great browser back in 2001 that beat the competition if you ask any webmaster. Really that says a lot about how bad Netscape was??

    3. Re:Microsoft could have been more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IE 10 has problems in that it doesn't respect group policy settings like previous versions, making it hard to deploy in enterprise environments. Microsoft's documentation is really bad and this kind of just hits you when you do a Windows update and find your proxy settings all of a sudden do not work across your organization.

    4. Re:Microsoft could have been more by F34nor · · Score: 1

      On surface / win 8 if you alt tab out of IE it will mute the audio on the webpage. WTF?

    5. Re:Microsoft could have been more by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Imagine if Microsoft hadn't stopped working on IE for half a decade, then people wouldn't have started in with all the IE 6 hate, and they would have kept the 98% marketshare. From Microsoft's perspective, things would have been a lot better now, even if you think they have the best browser right now.

      The point is, Microsoft was in the position where they could basically own the web, with just a little more effort they would be the gateway for nearly anyone; but they dropped the ball and allowed competing browsers to take too much market share. Fail for them, bonus for the rest of us

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    6. Re:Microsoft could have been more by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Yep and I am relieved and thankful for mozilla.

      Now I wish corps, chinese, and gray hairs who dont know any better would at leadt upgrade their damn browser if they insist on using IE and we can finally use W3C html 5 standards.

      Old IE really did blow by 2004.

      Balmer blew that one.

    7. Re:Microsoft could have been more by youfail · · Score: 1

      Just as a side thought, how exactly were they supposed to make money on that? Why should Microsoft care whose free browser is gonna be run on their platform?

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    8. Re:Microsoft could have been more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Charging over $100 for an OS that used to cost $19 on sale and $39 at retail is the problem. MS products are overpriced in today's market.

    9. Re:Microsoft could have been more by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The possibilities after getting a lockin-effect are endless.....how much does IIS cost? How much does a full version of Visual Studio cost?

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  31. He is not a bad CEO just really mediocre. by msmonroe · · Score: 1

    Compare him with other CEO's that inherited company's that were in far worse shape when becoming they became CEO's he seems fairly mediocre. Take Apple as an example, when Jobs came back in as CEO Apple the company was like 90 days from bankruptcy. Seems like Ballmer is coming in and collecting a paycheck basically. Expects excellence from his people when he doesn't seem to want to put in the work, that's what it seems like anyway. What MS products can you point to that are disruptive? Zero as far as I know.

    1. Re:He is not a bad CEO just really mediocre. by jbolden · · Score: 1

      What MS products can you point to that are disruptive?

      SQLServer is disrupting data warehousing and BI. Windows 8 is disruptive. Fails or succeeds it is changing the course of PC development.

    2. Re:He is not a bad CEO just really mediocre. by msmonroe · · Score: 1

      WIndows 8, horrible product. http://www.extremetech.com/computing/155199-windows-8-passes-100-million-license-sales-almost-matching-the-growth-of-windows-7 SQLServer, disruptive? I am pretty sure teradata and oracle own that market, none of my clients run SQL server for data warehousing, and BI would be either Cognos or SAP BI. SQL Server BI is pretty lame...

    3. Re:He is not a bad CEO just really mediocre. by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Both Oracle and IBM would disagree with you that SQL Server BI isn't disruptive. They have both lost many accounts to it and see it as one of the big 3 now.

      As for Windows 8 sales, that's not disruption, different issue. Windows 7 was released into a health PC market and was meant as a mainstream OS. Windows 8 is a transitional OS released into a very unhealthy and rapidly declining market.

    4. Re:He is not a bad CEO just really mediocre. by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 is disruptive. Fails or succeeds it is changing the course of PC development.

      Towards Linux?

    5. Re:He is not a bad CEO just really mediocre. by jbolden · · Score: 1

      It very well could. I've speculated that Windows 8 might take the bottom 1/3rd of the Windows market and move it to Android faster than it otherwise would have happened. On the other hand the other 2/3rds move up market in terms of hardware.

      But even if it moves everyone to Linux, that's disruptive.

    6. Re:He is not a bad CEO just really mediocre. by msmonroe · · Score: 1

      The only thing disruptive about SQL Server BI is that it's free. I have used the other products and I am a heavy user of SQL Server BI, I am not a big fan of the other products, they are too expensive, it's hard to justify spending all that money. I am just saying I have clients that wouldn't take me serious if I suggested SQL Server BI Windows 8 on a non PC is fine, it should have just be split, why invest into a declining market anyway. I am a heavy Windows user, not trying tear down the product. MS has actually done more to help computing then any other company in my opinion. I remember trying to build early java applets using sun documentation, it was like non-existent; you see where sun is now.

    7. Re:He is not a bad CEO just really mediocre. by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I don't know your clients, but in general they are rather ignorant if they don't even take SQL Server BI seriously. That's not to say there aren't ignorant clients out there, there are plenty and there is no question that Oracle / DB2 are way better if

      a) cost isn't a major factor
      b) performance really matters
      c) you have a dedicated DBA team

      but I'll stand by what I said. As for why invest in a declining market... That declining market still sells 300m desktops per year. If it continues to decline by 6% per year every year till 2040 you are still looking at 37m desktops per year sold and those will all be high margin customers willing to pay a lot. Microsoft could easily be charging them $!00-1000 per OS license.

  32. Ballmer's retirement gambit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    From the inside (thus posting AC), it’s apparent that the last shakeup including Sinofsky’s hurried exit was all about Ballmer consolidating power and eliminating potential successors. This week’s changes, from an exec perspective, are aimed at the Board: solidifying the structure of Ballmer and his non-threatening herd to make them impervious to removal attempts should the service & hardware gambit’s revenue fail to beat the past decade of software revenue. Honestly, tho, the exec chair-shuffling usually has little impact on real work anyway.

    From the perspective of anyone level 66 or below, the changes are rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic -- and a real inexorable decline has been underway for years. Now... Tying MSR to product groups? Consolidating Studios/Xbox with Office/RibbonUX slop? Enforcing massive cross-enterprise bureacracy for any major initiative? Just as when Dan Hesse took over ATTWS and eviscerated R&D's 2-5yr projects in favor of any project that would sell in 1-2 quarters and adopted one of these silly One-Company pogroms, the new One-Microsoft is well on its way to running out of new things to sell. Aside from a dwindling handful of great exceptions (kinect applications, a phone or two?) when was the last time anything revolutionary happened in a division that makes money (Office, and uh Office)? The age of innovation is long over, and the age of sales and marketing is now giving way to the age of the bean counters and turnip-squeezers. All the execs really want right now is to keep collecting GDP-sized paychecks until retirement.

    1. Re:Ballmer's retirement gambit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a former Microsoft employee I think his greatest failure was the hiring of Kevin "Wal*Mart" Turner as COO. Until then I still had hope that the company could go back to its glory day. Within 6 months of Turner's arrival, I quit.

    2. Re:Ballmer's retirement gambit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm on the inside and despite walking on water (there was a bit of fun with a SAN, a burst pipe, and some assurances that the circuits were cold that we're JUST now cleaning up). Being the only blue badge on my team willing to rack and stack to just get shit done. Remembering why basics like proper OU and PKI design matter.

      Why the hell would you fuck with the geniuses in 99?
      MSR is the closest thing to Xerox PARC.
      I've watched, in absolute horror, as LisaB tried to get everyone to do a "Train Dance" and the poor Skype people forced to play along in the front row had the look of trapped kittens in their eyes. I can't hate on the DJ though... just damn. I've actually played the meeting video to watch THAT.

      Then marveled at the sheer balls it must have taken to tell me we're doing better than ever when the last meeting was at Key Arena and most of us left around lunch and just barhopped around the area until we got bussed back to campus.

      This year I get the feeling they'll just pitch a tent on the soccer field, send a Lync invite, and then tell us that Azure wasn't blue enough so they have to put the odd numbers back in the vending machines.

      (Really a 1.10 for Pop-tarts? Not 1.00 or 1.25. I still think the small rebellion that incited and the awesome gamrchat thread was one of the best things I've ever seen there.)

      They took away our (sorta) free benefits and now, at the end of the month my free MSDN goes too. (You know that thing that allowed me to keep up, on my own time and initiative, with our software by using it.)

      Last year I took a 5. Everyone knows I was thrown under the bus.
      If I get anything less than a 3 I'll leave my fucking badge on the desk and walk out as soon as I get another job somewhere else... which won't be hard with the number of pings I get just from LinkedIn.

  33. Bad Front Man by az1324 · · Score: 1

    I don't know about CEO but the only way he could be a good front man would be in a KISS cover band.

  34. Great tech; terrible behaviour by Qwavel · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has great technology (as a developer, I think dotNet is the best), but their behaviour has been odius, e.g. always trying to hold back the web and scare users from the cloud in a failed attempt to safe-guard their client side bastion. And stuff like the Xbox One fiasco just re-inforces that.

    And I rather doubt that Balmer is responsible for how good dotNet is.

  35. Hewlett Packard had intense competition. by mbkennel · · Score: 2

    Microsoft had a near monopoly. Like IBM for many years with lousy management---the recurring revenues coming in from backward compatibility let mediocrity evade responsibility.

    One thing is true, Ballmer did not ram through a value-destroying merger over the objections of Gates, for instance the way Fiorina did with HP.

    But the destruction of valued corporate culture is the same.

    1. Re:Hewlett Packard had intense competition. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      That's true, when compared with Fiorina, Elop or Trujillo he just does not rate in the role of trying to prove by destruction that his company is too big to fail.

  36. and a third and forth chance too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been enjoying M$ slow decline for years, please keep Balmer!

  37. he's doing his job by Tom · · Score: 1

    MS has been on the way down for a long, long time.

    If you think Balmer's job is to take it to new heights, I personally think you're stupid. He's not the man for that kind of job, and everyone knows it.

    His job is to keep the ship afloat as long as possible, to make the inevitable decline as slow and smooth as possible. And yes, he has been doing quite well on that task. Time and time again we on /., nerds in general and sometimes even the tech press have predicted MS imminent demise, but Balmer has managed to prevent any serious crash & burn.

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    1. Re:he's doing his job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > /., nerds in general and sometimes even the tech press have predicted MS imminent demise

      Just because the sun didn't supernova today, doesn't mean it won't. Ballmer has plenty of time to live to see the end of MS. It will be long before the heat-death of Google.

  38. He is doing fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been saying the same thing for years. Microsoft is hugely profitable, that is what the CEO is supposed to do, keep the company making money. Ballmer, despite his flaws as a leader, as a person, is doing a great job as CEO.

  39. i'm saying if not is by sgt+scrub · · Score: 2

    The mature verdict on Steve Ballmer is that he has made only one major strategic error: not combining his own brilliance for sales and detail with a visionary product leader who has the authority to create bold new revenue streams for the company.

    It was my impression Ballmer's contribution was the bulk licensing trap that leveraged their monopoly. If that is the case, and with rules preventing manipulating the market using your monopoly, Ballmer's only strategy has been eliminated.

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  40. YouTube hit with only 31K views? by MikeTheGreat · · Score: 1

    Is the author looking to drive traffic to their video? I followed the link but only 31K people have viewed it (as of 4:20pm, PST, July 12, 2013). That can't be right - did the author put that in their just to drive traffic to their version of the video?

  41. Of course he's to blame! by xtal · · Score: 1

    He's the guy in charge; the problems at Microsoft are well known and documented, hell I'm pretty sure there's even BOOKS on the topic.

    I don't know what the hell is going on at Microsoft but I sure hope it's all sorted before Windows 7 gets EOLed.

    2021 - year of the linux desktop?

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  42. He is supposed to be nice guy. But ... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    My relative who works for Microsoft and she and her husband use the company gym. They say they routinely run into Steve Ballmer working out. No fuss, no special privileges or anything. Quite polite apparently. So under all those layers of caricatures and perceptions there could be a nice guy hidden somewhere.

    But if he a great salesman but has not made any great products, but still continues to make great sales, what does it make him? A con man? The Great Snake Oil salesman?

    They also say nice things about Bill Gates as a person. Apparently his assistants contested the property tax assessment from the city and Bill ordered it be withdrawn and paid the assessed tax quietly without fuss. Also both Bill and Melinda were very nice and polite to the parents of playmates and friends of their children.

    Sorry no citations.

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    1. Re:He is supposed to be nice guy. But ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      they said the same about Heydrich Himmler. Godwin's law I know.

      But there were a lot of really terrible people in history that were "nice enough" if you met them, especially only occationally.

      In fact, an outgoing, friendly, and overly nice personality is one of the marks of a psychopath. Not the kind that you see in movies murdering people. But the real life kind more likely to be CEO crushing people for profit.

  43. Stagnant because of monopoly by guruevi · · Score: 1

    The only reason they've got any customers left is because of their monopolies. Their only customers are companies that don't know how to migrate away.
    - Their latest OS: Just a remake of the same-old, many people don't see the need to move from what they have (XP/7). They only sold a bunch of licenses because you can't buy 7/XP but you can use the license to downgrade.
    - Their latest Office: It moved to the *cloud* and thus everybody just stays on what they have currently. If they want to make the expense to move to an online platform, they might as well not spend money on it and use Google.
    - Their latest Exchange: Just a remake, nothing innovative or new. The only reason people stick to Exchange is because there is no way out. There are organizations that have attempted moving their stuff but Exchange simply doesn't cooperate. So maybe they move to Outlook.com but that's also running Exchange, so nothing changes.
    - Their cloud offering: Too expensive to compete in the home market
    - Their server/virtualization offering: Too expensive, too resource intensive and too much lock-in to compete with free and open source solutions. Consumers don't care about what's running their servers so many companies that have at least a number of smart people have converted the Microsoft server stack to something else, startups historically (the Googles, Twitters, Facebooks, SalesForces), can't afford Windows Server and Database (which runs upwards of $20k or the cost of 4 well equipped servers) when they startup and when they eventually turn profitable they've built their world around MySQL, Hadoop, OpenStack and improved upon it.

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  44. Re:Microsoft has an 80%+ marketshare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you talking 80%+ marketshare in America?

    Do some research..... it's now down to 20% and falling fast world wide,

  45. Those are all consumer things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where MS excels is the corporate IT stack - a nice fat margin business.

    Everything mentioned by the parent is consumer products - products purchased on the whims of the public base upon fads and style.

    But let's talk about stock price. Wall Street is a market prone to their own fads and lemming thinking.

    Microsoft's stock languished because Apple and Google are exiting and MS isn't.

    But look at the numbers - nice!. ROE +20% Operating margin of 35%.

    It's a safe stock and a respectable addition to a portfolio - even when the Fed stops QE, I don't expect MSFT to take it on the chin like AAPL and GOOG will.

    1. Re:Those are all consumer things by youfail · · Score: 1

      I agree with this. The only thing Google is running on is advertisement revenue. The second someone decides another search engine is better, google is pretty much dead. Apple is a fad that's dying slowly. Hipsters loved Apple, and people followed. But now it's becoming outdated. Apple kept floating through the bad times because people in specialized professional environments preferred them. But now there's a lot of bad sounds about them cause they've crippled some of the most popular software packages for professionals, and windows versions are actually catching up or even better than the Apple ones. (Mainly video and audio software.) Plus the fact that a lot of people are sick and tired of their Apple gear breaking so easily. I can understand if a sub 800 dollar Acer laptop breaks, but a macbook pro should take a lot more abuse just for the price. I work in a place which used to prefer Apple. Now everytime a machine breaks, we get a PC as a replamecement, cause only 1 person in the whole place thinks Macs are great.

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  46. Slight correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put a question mark at the end and you've got yourself a class Betteridge headline.

  47. Re:About your Thesis... by hedwards · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not just that, but the company has been largely coasting since Bill left. The reorganization is well over due.

    Ultimately, they had a winner with 7, and chucked all the gains that they made with 8. Considering how important Windows still is to their bottom line, they should have been more mindful to evolve the product rather than chucking everything out.

    They've also been doing abysmally at entering new markets since sometime in the mid '90s, and probably before that. Which hasn't improved under his watch. The XBox was the last successful entrance that they've made into a new arena. The Zune, windows phones and their other attempts haven't gone very well.

    The share price itself is largely a reflection of the fact that they're still hugely profitable, albeit heavily dependent upon one or two product lines which are likely to be in trouble in the future if they can't enter new areas.

  48. Funny how the article in question targets google.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Contrast that with social networking companies such as Twitter and Facebook—and of course Google, with its rapey contextual advertising—all of which throw their users “free” toys but violate them with privacy-invading ad sales and user-data scandals. Microsoft can seem positively virtuous by comparison."
    Strange how not even half way through the article, the microsoft fanboy is bashing google..

  49. Steve Ballmer by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 0

    is the perfect person to be hated even undeservedly.

  50. What hate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, but the laughter!

  51. He's just the CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's just the head of the company, he shouldn't be held accountable for everything that Microsoft does. That is why we shouldn't have prosecuted Joseph Hazelwood for his actions as Captain of the Exxon Valdez. After all, he was only the head of the ship, there were plenty of other people on board.

  52. As Clint Eastwood Said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... "Deserve"'s Got Nothing To Do With It

    A CEO has a single responsibility: Provide profits for the shareholders of Microsoft.
    If you bought a share of Apple and a share of Microsoft on the day Ballmer took over, your share of Apple would have gained more value today.
    We can speculate what he would've / could've / should've done differently.
    At the end of the day, it doesn't matter, because that's the next CEO's problem.
    Microsoft needs to let Ballmer go and find a CEO who can actually do the job.
    What Ballmer deserves is irrelevant, but Microsoft shareholders clearly deserve a better CEO running the company.

  53. Yes, he does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 8.

    There are many more reasons, but Windows 8 is reason enough.

  54. Did he TRY Windows 8? by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    If he didn't try it, but relied on underlings telling him that it was good, then shame on him.

    If he tried it, realized how bad it was, but let it go out anyway because usability was less important than some other agenda--forcing developers into writing apps that would work on Windows Phone 8, maybe--then shame on him.

    If he tried it and he thought it was good, then shame on him.

  55. Re:About your Thesis... by Shark · · Score: 1

    Every video of him I've seen make me think that he is a heavy user of cocaine. If so, he might be a nice guy when not on cocaine.

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  56. Re:About your Thesis... by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

    They might not have been first to the punch but: .Net, Azure, significant UI redesign (for good or bad) of windows and Office, XBox. Yep they've been pretty stagnant.

    I don't know if I like him or not I think Bill would be more of a fun guy to have a nerdy chat with. But I think this is the common scenario where the CEO that is in charge when a company goes from rapid growth to Blue Chip slow and steady gets blamed for "breaking" the company. Think of MS like a corner store. In this case you can by the corner store for 67B and it pays 17B a year in profits. 25% return on your money per annum with no growth is still a deal I'll take.

  57. Forgot one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your also forgetting this is the man who coined the term "linux is a virus", and with it, inadvertantly the phrase "going viral", back in the 1990s. Before he was CEO, he was VP, durring Gate's day, and he was head of MS FUD, threats, loosing his temper.

  58. Ballmer doesn't deserve ANYTHING. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft products are nasty crap which is awful to use, and this has
    been true for decades.

    Rather than spend precious energy "hating" Ballmer or Microsoft,
    most of the intelligent people I associate with choose to ignore the
    existence of Microsoft and the trash it produces.

    In the end, hate should be reserved for that which we may have loved at
    one time, and surely anyone with a brain has never felt any love for Microsoft
    or its products.

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  59. Re:About your Thesis... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Windows 7 is a failure too. Why?

    It came out how many years late after XP?? Windows 7 should have come out in 2004 at the latest. Longhorn was bad. Vista was bad. Then Windows 7 but now the cost accountants at work noticed how much money they saved by using IE 6 and Xp for 10 years and how the competition didn't cream them for using older technology.

    Now there is a resistance to change and a view that is a worthless cost center that adds no value. Gee thanks Balmer.

    You do not see these same users and software that requires Mac OSX 10.0 do you? That is because of the updates Apple kept making without costing as money in collasol failures.

  60. I would go further, 7 wasn't a winner, it wasn't a by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would go further, 7 wasn't a winner, it wasn't as big a loser.

    Ballmer is overseeing a drugs operation in a city of billions where there is no law, everyone is a millionaire and all the other drug barons have long since gone from shooting themselves in the foot to traveling back in time and shooting their ancestors in the head.

    MS didn't rise to dominance because of the brilliance of its leaders but because the competition made some of the biggest and most classic mistakes in business history. They have been discussed before but IBM just handing the PC business to a tiny upstart has to be rank in the top 3 biggest mistakes ever.

    Windows and Office are gigantic sellers and unlike Intels Itanium, when MS goofs with a release, they don't have to factor in gigantic hard production costs of shifting a production facility back to old products, they just print different keys to ship to business. The actual physical Windows 8 boxes are a tiny fraction of their business. Large customers just get a load of keys and download the version they want. And when Intel is sued to keep making chips, MS can fume all it wants about still having to sell XP during Vista, the costs of doing so are trivial compared to keeping an unprofitable chip line open.

    I am not saying the lack of sales on Vista and 8 don't hurt but they don't hurt as much as having to retire a physical production line and getting rid of unsold stock.

    You might claim their are losing money in mobile and that is true enough but it is like trying to empty the ocean with a bucket. It is just not going to have an effect any time soon.

    Basically right now MS is operating like a government that is ruling willing slaves. It collects what is essentially a tax on every PC and the public goes out of its way to re-inforce its shackles every day. Note that the Xbox One pre-orders didn't really hurt at all over the entire fuzz about always on online and always on kineckt. People were fuming on it on the internet while standing in line to get their pre-order in.

    You can therefor judge Ballmer NOT by asking how good he has to be to keep the business running as normal (cash cow Windows/Offfice loosing money everywhere else) but just how bad he can be before the Windows/Office cash cow would take a massive hit.

    And let us not forget the company rose to power on Dos, Windows 1-2-3 95 etc etc. It was normal for early Windows machines to crash several times a day, not to support common hardware, refuse to run older software and be downright insecure by design. And sales GREW!

    That makes me think that MS could release a Windows 9 that killed you cat, impregnated your daughter and fucked you up the ass with a ten foot spiked dildo and people would either buy it because it is the latest version or totally burn MS by forcing MS to take their money for old software. I wish women would use that logic for dating "Date you? A nerd? No way, ever! Burn nerd, I am just going to have sex with you in ways you can never imagine AND pay you for it whenever you want but I am never going to go on a date because you are a nerd and I want to hurt your feelings". Well... I think I could live with that.

    People made much about people demanding to buy downgrades from MS. I am sure Ballmer cried bitter tears of defeat and only had billions of dollars to console himself with.

    No, the question isn't how good Ballmer has to be to keep MS running, it is just how fucking bad he would have to be to actually HURT MS in any serious way. I think he would have to start physically assaulting each and every customer.

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  61. He deserves to burn for one reason by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    among many, but one right up front with a bullet:

    Windows 8

    Nuff said - stick a fork in it.

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  62. Re:About your Thesis... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Trust the person responsible for heading up the group of people that were convicted of Fraud, and Theft. Sure, what could possibly be wrong with that?

  63. Re:all the marketing-speak by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2

    Kinda drifting of topic, but "Nerval's Lobster" is/related to Slashdot BizInt guys, so anytime you see that handle, and it's increasing, it's another effect of the Dice takeover.

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  64. Microsoft Is Waning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been around a long time. I watched IBM begin to slide. I watched Data General begin to slide. No tech company can live its glory days forever, and Microsoft is no exception. What makes a difference in how people feel about it has mostly to do with how a company treated others while it was in the catbird seat.

    In Microsoft's case, they often wanted to destroy other companies, even when they didn't need to. They exhibited what I can only describe as paranoid and sociopathic behavior toward some software companies. I recall in 1997, they told several different vendors of TCP/IP stacks for Windows that Windows 98 was going to check to see if a user had installed third-party network software, and if they had, Windows was going to treat it as a virus and remove it. Many programmers had to find something else to do. Six months later, the DoJ finally took action.

    I never thought of Ballmer as a nice guy.

  65. Easy... he's an asshat by sdinfoserv · · Score: 1

    Microsoft hasn't had a home run since he took over. They are no longer respected or innovators. They are corporate cronies with a sole mission of revenue maximization not giving a rats rump if you want or need the product.

  66. kind of like asking if a prostitute by kawabago · · Score: 1

    is a good mother...

  67. A Born Failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As written, an assertion:
      'The mature verdict on Steve Ballmer is that he has made only one major strategic error: not combining his own brilliance for sales and detail with a visionary product leader who has the authority to create bold new revenue streams for the company.'

    This misses entirely Steve Ballmer's employment at Microsoft and his life!

    The evidence to the contrary is Steve Ballmer himself.

    RIP

  68. A Better Developers! Developers! Developers! by theweatherelectric · · Score: 1

    Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! the remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRm0NDo1CiY

  69. Not impressed by jon3k · · Score: 1

    All he's managed to do is nothing. He's kept the company pointed in the same direction doing the same thing for far too long. Eventually it will fall down around him.

  70. VP MMA match by F34nor · · Score: 1

    The problem is that all the VPs are in a good damn penis fight over who will be the next Balmer instead of doing their god damn jobs.

  71. The rod to measure Steve Ballmer by by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Being CEO of the dominant provider of technology performance is measured along many lines.

    • Did you make more money? At this Steve Ballmer has done well. This is the biggest thing.
    • Did you remove competitors from the field? At this Steve Ballmer has done well.
    • Did you get ahead of changes in the marketplace? At this he has done less well.

    The rod to measure his success by isn't any of these things though.

    An exceptional position implies exceptional expectations of an exceptional person. For over a decade he has had billions of dollars a month to do what he will. What could an exceptional person have achieved with those resources? Did he beat or even equal that? Did he come anywhere close?

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  72. Re:About your Thesis... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    The problem is, what could they have pushed in 7 that would have made it a success in the office market? Even in 2004 it would have sunk.

    XP is, has and offers everything the office environment wants. Does printers out of the box, does networking out of the box, does WiFi out of the box, does USB out of the box... What does 7 offer more than XP? Aside of graphic gimmicks the average CFO brushes aside before you're done saying "graphics gimmicks"?

    The main changes with 7 are not where the average user would see them.
    Sales drone: Umm... there are improvements in security and a few things are done easier now.
    CFO: Ok, for both things I have an IT department, they should do some work for their dough. Next?
    Sales drone: Umm... well, graphics gimmi ...
    CFO: GTFO!

    Another thing that broke 7s neck was the browser. Yes, IE. There are various sites, various very expensively done sites, mostly internal sites, that rely on "features" (read: bugs) of older IE versions which invariably breaks them with newer IE versions. Want to use IE6 with Win7? Weeeeeelllllll... technically it is possible. But MS made it about as hard as it can possibly get to work out a way. Now, why should the average company that has such an expensive and hardly portable cludge running move to an OS that not only costs them money, but also costs them manweeks if not -months to bring it up to compatibility again?

    And I say it again, without ANY reasonable benefit to them.

    tl;dr version: XP was too good. It's all any normal office will need until some new and must-have hardware comes along.

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  73. Re:About your Thesis... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Duuuuuude, can you imagine him on weed? He's gotta be aaaawesome!

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  74. Re:About your Thesis... by yuhong · · Score: 1

    The problem is that the old IE6 browser harms the rest of the web at the same time too, and IE is a global system component.

  75. Re:About your Thesis... by gtall · · Score: 1

    As long as there are MBAs and military brass, there will be Office. They have no other way of expressing their alleged thoughts.

  76. Re:About your Thesis... by gtall · · Score: 1

    Bill built Microsoft's sluggishness, it is his fault. Ballmer is just an uninspired fall guy.

  77. Nothing compelling by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

    Years ago MS made some seriously compelling software. I happily jumped onto DOS, Window 3.0 3.1 3.11, Then the amazing 98, 98se. Around the 98 time I made the leap from Borland C++ to Visual C++ 1.0 which was amazing. Then ME came out which was a monstrosity. NT was awesome which any developer worth anything was on instead of the many initial versions of XP. Eventually XP stabilized and many applications stopped working on NT so I reluctantly made that switch.

    On the server side NT was amazing, IIS was pretty good as compared to the netscape web server. The early .net products let me get away from Java. But then the products just died. IIS started getting really complicated, .net became a windows product marketing machine. Windows server got really expensive. SQL got even more expensive. All this at the same time that Linux got really good, Apache got really good, mysql got really good.

    So basically since around 2001 MS has not made a product that I have found terribly compelling. Visual Studio is fairly impressive but since it primarily develops windows applications it is useless to me.

    Even on the office front I could probably use a copy of Office 97 or 2000 perfectly well. So the key problem to me for MS is what have they done for me in a decade to make my life as a developer (thus deploy-er of their technology) better? White papers from their marketing department don't count.

  78. Apple Shares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "a large part of my net worth invested in Apple shares"

    A high risk position there my friend.

    Suggest you hedge.

    1. Re:Apple Shares? by jcr · · Score: 1

      I'm not a short term trader. I plan to hold these shares for another decade or so.

      -jcr

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  79. Re: About your Thesis... by multimediavt · · Score: 1

    Actually, it's easier to justify ill feelings toward Ballmer if you just look at past press releases and interviews with the man, Google on your own, too much material to list here. The man is quite clearly a megalomaniacal jerk who cares more about money than users.

  80. Re:About your Thesis... by hedwards · · Score: 1

    The problem isn't that they stopped with the breakneck growth. The problem is that they haven't been doing any expanding lately. They're mainly making money off Windows and Office even as the competition makes better and better products. Sure, they've managed to successfully launch the XBox series of consoles, but that's a cutthroat industry and one or two ill received units can lead to you not having any more customers in that arena.

    MS is also doing a shitty job of protecting it's OS from other interests. They change the UI and system so frequently that it requires substantial retraining for workers to know how to use the new version, and not any more training than it would take to switch to a different OS. Governments are starting to require interoperability out of contractors so that they aren't vendor locked into a single provider.

    But, what's worse is that MS has a fair amount of cool stuff in development that rarely if ever gets into their products. When Bill was running things they would at least aspire to something grander. Often times it didn't work out, WebTV, Bob, Active Desktop, but at least there was passion there and an aspiration to make something amazing, even if it frequently exceeded their grasp.

  81. I read the previousn article by davydagger · · Score: 1

    https://slashdot.org/topic/cloud/why-all-the-hate-for-steve-ballmer/

    Probably one of the most blatant pieces of propagan we've seen outside fascist and stalinist societies.

    Did this guy speach write for pionichet before he got this gig writing for balmer?

    Its full of appeals to emotion and other logical fallacies

    The first two paragraphs are nothing more than fluff.

    Then we have some gems:
    "Since October 5, 2011, the technology industry has been left with only one legendary chief executive called Steve. Ballmer,"

    I feel bad for whoever is paid to write this.

    "Why was such a brutal hatchet job written in Americaâ€(TM)s most illustrious magazine, normally so unctuous in its praise of the rich and powerful?"

    Oh, I get it, he's rich and powerful. He must be a good guy. George Bush, Kaddafi, Hitler, Saddam Hussein, where all rich and powerful, great bunch? But I guess this is America, and not siding with the winner is some form of defeatism.

    "We should begin in Silicon Valley, which resents Microsoftâ€(TM)s chief executive at least in part because he has helped grow what the Internet industry has so rarely managed in all its decades of boom and bust: a stable, profitable company"
    What?

    Nothing to do how MS whrecked dozen and a half companies, intimidated hobbyists. Made untrue and misleading statements to scare people away from his smaller competitors(poison the well attack), or made shitty products, with lots of bugs he refused to fix because he had more fun intimidating the compitetion than fixing their own problems.

    It also has nothing to do with his lobying of congress to get open source activists put on terrorist watch lists either.

    "But itâ€(TM)s not just the hipsters of SoMa, of course."
    The irony of this is Balmmer's biggest critics are the geeks themselves, no one else gives a fuck. We are the people who were sick of not having an alternative to microsoft, or being verbally attacked, slandered, etc... The irony is that the author of this article is most likely a hipster, an underemployed retard with a BA in English. The people who he accusses are techies, who do actual productive work.

    "itâ€(TM)s tough to believe that Microsoft used to be the cool place to work"
    There was a nice documentary on this, that it was always a terrible place to work, and they've abused employees, and ran a cult like, to keep pay down, along with dissent, run the employees until they quit, and get more. Usually fresh out of college so they didn't know better.

    "Now itâ€(TM)s Microsoft that represents the evils of establishment largesse, complexity and corruption"
    Believe it or not, less so than previously. You know when slashdot had the borg icon for microsoft. Back when BSoDs were daily, port 139 winnuke left everyone vulrneable, and there were no free updates, or live updates. Service Pack1 for windows 95 cost $150. All so you didn't get winnuked.

    Back in the 1990s, hatred for microsoft was universal. PR people for microsoft used to be known as "Brown shirts", after the nazi SA, for their distruptive tactics at conventions and tradeshows. You could spot them as the only people who had nice things to say about linux. It lessened after the Xbox was released.

    "Itâ€(TM)s true enough that for all its uncoolness with West Coast elites"
    Yes, the vast, varried critism of microsoft could be summed up as a handful of complainers, with a political agenda. Laughable. Considering its more likely that its written by some douchebag with a BA, snobby "elite" is more likely true of the author than MS's critics.

    "Microsoftâ€(TM)s re-engagement with developers and the start-up world has, to an extent, been a success."
    Traditionally, microsoft's "engagement" is of the same type, when an Army says "engangement with the enemy". usually results in the destruction, absortion, or surrender of the

  82. About this reorganization bullcrap..... by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

    ...if Ballmer wants to increase efficiency, creativity and development at Micro$oft, all he really needs to do is build a basketball stadium on their Redmond campus, or maybe even include a giant Ferris wheel there!

  83. He deserves more hate actually by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Paraphrased but mostly directly quoted Steve Balmer:
    "Google's not a real company. It's a house of cards. I'm going to fucking kill Google. I know, let's embed Bing into Windows 8.1, track everything, make everything touch, turn the Xbox into a disaster that nobody could ever possibly buy, and see if people are stupid enough to rent Office 2013 on a subscription for 5x more TCO. Then we're fucked I can go down with the ship like a famous captain and be all famous and noble and stuff."

    Yeeeeah, he deserves much more hate than he's getting. He's a raving lunatic that's out of touch with reality.

  84. Re: About your Thesis... by hardeep1singh · · Score: 1

    I'd say office will live and prosper till there's no viable alternative to Excel. There are departments that practically live on it and Google doesn't even try to compete.

  85. Really? Ya think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was put in charge of a company that's a convicted monopoly.

    The company is the king of nasty contracts...the only reason that the company actually succeeded is that they were criminals.

    Now, I'm vaguely mystified why the hell the company is still surviving. The only product that's actually impressed anyone was Visual Studio. Everything else was rubbish.

    It's 2013, and I /still/ can't change the width of the console? I can't take advantage of 4K screens? I can't use Capitals to name files? Courier died, zune was stupid, Windows phone is an abomination (with the almost exception of WP8), the complete failure of Surface RT, the crazy pricing of Surface, the subscription pricing of Office, the beyond-greedy xbox moves, the e3nd of the line for Direct X, the nothing-but-advertising of XBox.

    What can they /not/ screw up?

    I take it back...I'm completely confused why the stock hasn't tanked yet.

  86. Re:About your Thesis... by tlambert · · Score: 1

    I don't know if I like him or not I think Bill would be more of a fun guy to have a nerdy chat with. But I think this is the common scenario where the CEO that is in charge when a company goes from rapid growth to Blue Chip slow and steady gets blamed for "breaking" the company.

    Yes, Bill is a fun person to have a nerdy conversation with, particularly if you can get him talking about Microsoft BASIC, and the Easter Eggs they put in it to keep people from ripping it off.

    People (shareholders) blame Balmer because he fails to increase shareholder value. Shareholders elect the board, and the board hired Balmer.

    But Microsoft isn't in "slow and steady growth" mode; they've pretty much had a flat stock price since the .bomb in 2001. In the same period, IBM (which is another Blue Chip) went from just under 100 following the .bomb and are now trading at 192, as of today. That's nearly double. Apple did even better (also NOT a Blue Chip) going from ~$12 post-split price to $427 -- although Tim Cook was unable to sustain a $705 high at the end of September of last year, so perhaps his board should be looking at his leadership as well.

  87. The Leadership Pipe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the hardest things to do for any company is to have a successful transition for Bill Gates type persona and intellect. Even Bill Gates did not do it all alone. I can remember reading an article in which Bill Gates said his greatest achievement was hiring smart people. Steve Ballmer is one of them. Ballmer needs to find a counterpart. He needs to find people who can complement him. instead of letting them retire or go to other companies or other opportunities - he needs to pay them very well and he needs to reward them so that they stay at Microsoft and continue to produce. But Ballmar also needs to create a corporate environment in which future leaders of are groomed, but not groomed to the point that they are âoeyes" men. It was easy for Bill Gates to step down and to promote Ballmer is his successor. and, it was easy for Ballmer to take the vice president of the applications division and put him over the operating system division. Windows 8 for all its shortcomings is nothing like Vista. The leadership pipe at MS of needs to be filled up. At one time, Microsoft was the game in town, and they could basically do what they wanted. Creative, brilliant people need to be promoted, and if they have any shortcomings, they need to be paired up with other people, so they are successful. And, what about vision? One of the things that kept Steve Jobs going was that he had vision for the future.

  88. Re:About your Thesis... by cavebison · · Score: 1

    The XBox was the last successful entrance that they've made into a new arena.

    Successful by what measure? Exposure for Microsoft, yes, and that's surely very valuable to the company. Successful as in it became popular, yes. But it is not a profitable product. In 2003, MS gaming division lost US$348 million per quarter. That's some price to pay for what amounts to nothing but MS marketing spend. What was gained? For a product to be "successful", it should float on its own, not perpetually buoyed up by tax-deductible division losses.

    And now this:
    http://www.extremetech.com/gaming/158279-microsoft-is-losing-it-over-the-xbox-one-if-you-dont-have-the-internet-stick-with-the-xbox-360

    All that money down the drain, and STILL they are alienating users from a new product. Same is happening with Windows 8. Someone somewhere is a bad product manager.

  89. Re:About your Thesis... by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

    He's a jackass even for a CEO.

    In the tech business, that seems to be uncorrelated with being a good or bad CEO.

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  90. Re:About your Thesis... by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is a blue chip stock that pays dividends, so it can't be judged by stock price alone. Their most recent declared quarterly dividend is 23 cents per share and Microsoft stock currently sells for about $35 per share. That is a dividend rate of 2.6% annually; not a huge return but competitive in the current marketplace. For example, compare it to ExxonMobil's dividend return; their most recent dividend is 63 cents per share and the share price is $93, giving a yield of 2.7% annually. Or to look at a competitor in the computer business we can look at Apple (which I believe also has to be viewed as a dividend paying blue chip stock now); their most recent dividend is $3.05 and the stock sells for $426 for a yield of 2.85%. And Apple stock has fallen substantially in the recent past; if you bought Apple at its $700 peak last ffall you would be even less happy with your return. Microsoft stock is near its peak for the past 12 months.

    Side note: although the selling price of Apple stock is much higher than Microsoft stock, their total market capitalization (that is, the total value of all their stock) is much closer as there are more Microsoft shares in existence. Apple's current market capitalization is $400.96 billion; Microsoft's is $297.88 billion.

  91. Re:About your Thesis... by painandgreed · · Score: 1

    The problem is, what could they have pushed in 7 that would have made it a success in the office market? Even in 2004 it would have sunk.

    XP is, has and offers everything the office environment wants. Does printers out of the box, does networking out of the box, does WiFi out of the box, does USB out of the box... What does 7 offer more than XP? Aside of graphic gimmicks the average CFO brushes aside before you're done saying "graphics gimmicks"?

    More than 3.5 gigs of memory. All our hardware for years has at at least 4, but we can only use 3.5. Some of our apps can really use that extra memory and even our standard office workers could make use of it as their normal workflow often require being logged into multiple systems and documents at the same time.

  92. Re:About your Thesis... by nobodie · · Score: 1

    "Out of the Box?" Huh? you mean the printer is shipped with a CD that holds the drivers for windows. Oh, the CD is in the box? what if i get it second hand and the cd is broken or lost? Then the box gets a little troublesome.

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