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How One Drunk Driver Sent My Company To the Cloud

snydeq writes "Andrew Oliver offers further proof that drunk driving and on-site servers don't mix. Oliver, who had earlier announced a New Year's resolution to go all-in on cloud services, had that business strategy expedited when a drunk driver, fleeing a hit-and-run, drove his SUV directly into the beauty shop next door to his company's main offices. 'Our servers were down for eight hours, and various services were intermittent for at least 12 hours. Had things been worse, we could have lost everything. Like our customers, we needed HA and DR. Moreover, we thought, maybe our critical services like email, our website, and Jira should be in a real data center. This made going all-cloud a top priority for us rather than "when we get to it."' Oliver writes, detailing his company's resultant hurry-up migration plan to 100 percent cloud services."

290 comments

  1. For all the drunks out there! by Linux+User+33 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've been drunk the previous two weeks and it's been awesome!

    1. Re:For all the drunks out there! by Linux+User+33 · · Score: 1, Informative

      Who modded this offtopic? It's right on topic!

    2. Re:For all the drunks out there! by jovius · · Score: 1

      Have you considered sending your brain to the cloud?

    3. Re: For all the drunks out there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Fake story. Obviously marketing hype for cloud services fad. Reminds me of Y2K

    4. Re: For all the drunks out there! by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 1

      Drunks crashed into Y2K? Or are you one of the fools that thinks it was a hoax, and all the hard work we did to avoid problems was just a billing scheme?

    5. Re: For all the drunks out there! by MrMickS · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I understand it when people with no knowledge go on about Y2K as some sort of hoax. I despair when it comes from people that should no better.

      Any idea why Y2K didn't have the massive impact it could have? Would it be the massive effort testing and patching things to prevent it being a problem. Maybe we should have just left things and picked up the pieces afterwards. Yeah that would have been good. I know for a fact that there would have been issues with the emergency number (999) in the UK. Can you be sure that things would have worked wherever you're from?

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    6. Re:For all the drunks out there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tall server cases make good bar stools, less distance to the floor when passing out.

    7. Re:For all the drunks out there! by gsgriffin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The other issue here is that their servers and office are next door to a beauty salon.

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    8. Re: For all the drunks out there! by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      If you are proactive and fix a problem before it causes an issue, then it obviously wasn't a problem, and you just wasted someone's money. [/end sarcasm]

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    9. Re: For all the drunks out there! by Kjella · · Score: 2

      Nobody argues there weren't things that really needed fixing. But there was also a lot of nice-to-haves that didn't have to be fixed at triple rates on rush schedules by anyone qualified to use a keyboard. It sailed by so smoothly I can't help to feel it was overhyped and overfixed. As in a paramedic can give you a band-aid, but it really wasn't necessary to go that far.

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    10. Re: For all the drunks out there! by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

      "Beauty salon". So that's what folks are calling it nowadays. Back when I was a youngun, we called 'em "dispensaries".

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    11. Re: For all the drunks out there! by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Fake story. Obviously marketing hype for cloud services fad. Reminds me of Y2K

      Of course it is, New Years Eve is the day with the most drunk driving instances by far.

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    12. Re: For all the drunks out there! by VanGarrett · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that calendars on PCs don't work in the way that Y2k was described. I've no doubt that a great deal of industrial machines legitimately did have a problem, but the "Y2k Patch" that a lot of PCs were getting in those days really was entirely superfluous, as the calendar on the motherboard ended some time in 2036.

    13. Re:For all the drunks out there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would love to send my brain to the cloud!

      ...we are still talking about the internet, right?

    14. Re: For all the drunks out there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was a small child during y2k. I ended up having new years at my dads office since they wanted to check everything right after the time change. It was a nontrivial issue. The media hyped it hardcore though. They always get excited if something could possibly end civilizations. They are like huge nihilists.

    15. Re: For all the drunks out there! by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      While the Y2K issue was very real there were also plenty of shills trumpeting the virtues of numerous electronic snake oil products. I think it's also worth noting that the Y2K issue helped inflate the tech bubble so we ended up with the tech bust post 2K instead of the Y2K crash.

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    16. Re: For all the drunks out there! by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Any idea why Y2K didn't have the massive impact it could have? Would it be the massive effort testing and patching things to prevent it being a problem.

      Plenty of companies made a massive effort. Plenty of other companies did absolutely nothing to prepare. Neither had any significant problems.

    17. Re: For all the drunks out there! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "I think it's also worth noting that the Y2K issue helped inflate the tech bubble so we ended up with the tech bust post 2K instead of the Y2K crash."

      "Helped"???

      Maybe like the way your dog "helps" you wash the car.

      Y2K was a genuine (and big) issue, but it didn't employ a whole lot of people all by itself, compared to the rest of the tech industry.

    18. Re: For all the drunks out there! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Nobody argues there weren't things that really needed fixing."

      Have you been living in a cardboard box?

      Yes, people DO argue that very thing. Lots of people. Some of them even here on Slashdot. And no, I'm not talking about just sarcasm.

    19. Re:For all the drunks out there! by Bratch · · Score: 1

      My favorite Japanese restaurant is next to a beauty salon. It was closed for nearly 3 months because a piece of equipment in the salon was left on and caught the place on fire. The salon is more dangerous than the kitchen and no place for having servers nearby. We realized that a truck could be driven into our server room, so we had some very large rocks added to the landscape. A drunk driver would need to be launched off of some kind of ramp to crash through the building.

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    20. Re: For all the drunks out there! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Not to mention that calendars on PCs don't work in the way that Y2k was described."

      The epoch date did not work as "Y2K" was described, for most systems, true. No "patch" to the BIOS was necessary. But there were a few exceptions.

      On the other hand, the SOFTWARE problem was very, very real and a very big issue.

      I went to work for a software company in 1999 that (fortunately for me) had already dealt with its Y2K issue. But if it hadn't, it would have been a disaster for mid-sized manufacturing companies (i.e., 1000-10000 employees) all over the U.S. Their plant-floor software would have failed, all their inventory and financial planning, etc. Kaput.

      But due to a lot of hard work by dedicated people, that didn't happen.

    21. Re: For all the drunks out there! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Someone has no disaster recovery or backup plan. Suffers loss, over-reacts. That doesn't sound fake. That sounds like human nature. People always do the stupidest thing possible the moment they realized they did something stupid. All eggs, one basket. If it had been a fire, rather than a drunk driver, would that have mattered? "My business burned down, and I lost everything. Oh, and I didn't bother to have insurance either." Yes, people over-react. It's to be expected. Off site hot stand-by may be out of fashion, but it's still damn good at keeping things running.

    22. Re: For all the drunks out there! by sjames · · Score: 1

      Once you've gone to the trouble of analyzing the program to decide if it has a y2k bug, it's cheaper to just fix it than to do further analysis to see if it's a minor or major issue.

      Then there's the consideration that many of those working on those issues were coaxed out of retirement by those triple rates and were going back to retirement as soon as y2k was over. So whatever you didn't fix then was just not going to be fixed ever.

    23. Re: For all the drunks out there! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      My power went out at midnight Y2K, and was off for ours. Urban Dallas. I never did found out the problem. But it wasn't all smooth. I'm betting there were plenty of "minor" issues that were covered up. After all, who could claim they didn't know it could happen?

    24. Re:For all the drunks out there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why? it could be located in a Indoor Outdoor business center, which are designed for accountants, Lawyers, engineering firms, doctors, financial types, and food places for them to eat at. a high class salon could be located in the center.

      Not all combined function places are a strip mall.

    25. Re: For all the drunks out there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't doubt that it's a real story, just one that only concerns "businesses" located inside of plywood store fronts. No real business building is going to be harmed by a car crash, let along have their servers taken out by it.

    26. Re: For all the drunks out there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't doubt that it's a real story, just one that only concerns "businesses" located inside of plywood store fronts. No real business building is going to be harmed by a car crash, let along have their servers taken out by it.

      Sound's a lot like a no true Scotsman fallacy you got there.

      Plenty of business could lose service if the fire company killed the power because of a gas line.

    27. Re: For all the drunks out there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone with that important of servers would not only have a separate building but separate property and concrete/steel pillars/building. Even fucking Best Buy has them, they are cheap, and that's only so you don't steal too quickly, not for 24/7 uptime, even fucking storage units have concrete pillars to limit bad driver's damages. I'll bet he didn't even have security set up or a fire plan and probably not insurance. Really? His operation is so small it would have been cheaper for him to buy a new property in a smaller town where he can insure this won't happen for a lot less money. Sure it takes a little planning, and no you can't buy the next adjacent piece of land next to megopolis because it's too fucking expensive, he's too small. But it's not like that everywhere and he's not planning ahead enough. Once you are big enough(even though he is small), you never let middlemen take percentage after percentage away from your profits(The Cloud). You insure that never happens again by proper planning, proper building, proper hiring(avoid HR dinks, you aren't that big yet). Don't be stupid.

      In other news the drunk driver was Mr. Oliver heading to his office to use his work computers since his desktop and internet connection at home was too slow to play the upcoming battle in Warcraft. Mr. Oliver typically spent his Friday and Saturday nights "at the office" to his wife's bemusement.

      Faker. Just like his business. If he is so needed, businesses will handle the downtime, sure they will want to know how you plan to avoid it in the future, but they aren't going to just up and leave. A better story would be how he moved to the "Cloud"(in quotations because all you newbies thing the Cloud is new), kept all of his services running, then after 3 months his plans to provide top end customer care became reality and his new headquarters.

    28. Re: For all the drunks out there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Andy Oliver is my brother-in-law. A drunk driver did drive his SUV into his office. I saw pictures on the news right after it happened. Not a fake.

    29. Re: For all the drunks out there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it sounds like working at an actual company, in an actual building and not some cardboard box on the side of the road.

    30. Re: For all the drunks out there! by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      Right, because most of the companies that did nothing to prepare were running off-the-shelf software that had already been patched.

      As a general rule, Y2K was mitigated as much by Microsoft, IBM et al as it was by the actual end user corporations that put effort into fixing their issues. I was a consultant during the 1996-2003 timeframe, and Y2K definitely gave my business a boost because we did Y2K analysis. Believe me, there WERE problems and there WERE pieces of code that would bring the system to its knees when tested. Yes, we actually tested on systems that were isolated, had the software and applications installed and had the date changed on boot to sometime in 2000. They broke... almost without exception. Some of them just ended up with weird data bugs that were primarily visual... but many of the programs that had good data integrity checks would crash horribly... in some instances taking entire databases with them.

      Believe me, from someone who was in the trenches at the time Y2K could have been a much bigger deal. And even if Joe Blow's Carpet Cleaning didn't do anything to prepare for Y2K, their upgrading their software to Office 98, Windows 98 (or 2000 if they were really radical) fixed a large number of Y2K bugs. And yes, there was code in NT 3.5 (and 4 as I recall) that would have broken on Y2K day... a lot of it API's that other applications used. Many of these were patched later, but they were there.

    31. Re: For all the drunks out there! by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      A lot of decades old computers and software were completely replaced just prior to Y2K. Plenty of Cobol programmers were writing patches, but I think plenty of companies realized that this was finally time to go new. Not enough cobol programmers to go around and besides it made for a good sales pitch. No way to know for sure whether it was necessary, but I do think there was a lot of truth in there. But, it's hard to analyze a problem that was anticipated and dealt with.

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    32. Re: For all the drunks out there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging by the amount of corroborating, blind comments like this, it's defintelly a hoax. And for most being as obvious and dumb as it can be, this can only be coming from someone within the likes of the NSA HR department. Amateurs...

    33. Re:For all the drunks out there! by gsgriffin · · Score: 1

      They are if you can drive a car into it

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  2. why cloud? by gl4ss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    or is it just the name for all datacenter hosted servers now? (trick question.. it is).

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    1. Re:why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And what happens when a drunk driver smashes into them? (or his communications are cut?)

    2. Re: why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's the latest buzz word. I'm sure if this had happened 100 years ago he'd be talking about moving everything to a building with electricity.

      He should have had his DR Plan in place rather than scrambling after his outage. I guess the cloud is where you go when your business forgot its umbrella.

    3. Re:why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      or is it just the name for all datacenter hosted servers now? (trick question.. it is).

      Your Datacenter + Your HA/DR site = You control where data is replicated.

      Your data + Someone's cheap cloud service = You not having a damn clue when/where your data is replicated.

      It all depends on how critical you think your customer data is, and how much legal control you need.

      And a drunk driver should not be the damn justification line for HA/DR. Common fucking sense should. Mr. Oliver should have used some of that, and New Years Eve was over 7 fucking months ago. Procrastination kills, and my sympathy wanes.

    4. Re:why cloud? by Xest · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yep, and it works vice versa too. What if your "cloud" data centre suffers downtime, what if your connection to it suffers downtime? Suddenly your staff can't do any work because you have nothing local anymore.

      Article sounds like a cloud services sales pitch tbh.

    5. Re:why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The "logic" seems to be:
      If we lost control of the security/secrecy our assets at our place ONCE, put it in a place where its security and secrecy is ALWAYS out of our control.
      But never ever learn anything about good data center or server room design.(What the hell kind of place is that, where you can drive straight through to the most secure back-office room of your company?? No fences? No brick walls? Nothing?? Because *I think* there might be their problem...)

      Because OMGCLOUDXORZ!!!111one(lim (x->0) ((sin x)/x))

      And because this is a Slashvertisement and 100% bullshit.

    6. Re:why cloud? by dejanc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am not ashamed of making a mistake when it comes to buzzwords, but the way I see it:

      - My site is hosted on a server in Acme Inc.'s facilities in New York / London / Tokyo. It's in a datacenter.
      - My site is hosted by Web2.0 Inc. I have no idea where it is, but I am hoping they are doing some smart load balancing and backups for me. It's in the cloud

    7. Re:why cloud? by Stormthirst · · Score: 5, Informative

      And worse if it's hosted in the States (which most of them are), the NSA has access to all your company data too.

    8. Re:why cloud? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      - My site is hosted on a server in Acme Inc.'s facilities in New York / London / Tokyo. It's in a datacenter.

      Or so they tell you.

      Still, no reason not to trust them. Sure, they've had some bad reviews from that one guy in Arizona or somewhere, but I've been very happy with their giant catapults.

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    9. Re:why cloud? by robthebloke · · Score: 2
    10. Re:why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is even worse than that.
      If you are hosted with ANY company that trades in the USofA then the NSA can have all your data. US Laws mean that to continue operating in the US, all companies must bend over and take a long one where it hurts when they are asked for YOUR data.
      So even if your 'cloud' is hosted here in Blighty if the company is Amerian or has a base in the US the NSA can still come a calling and there is nothing you can do about it.
       

    11. Re:why cloud? by necro81 · · Score: 1

      Damn - where are my mod points today? Well played, sir!

    12. Re:why cloud? by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      One of my old office's clients had to go to dual ISPs after the switch to the Magic Cloud (tm). Otherwise, a brief Internet outage would grind the entire office to a halt. They now have their primary fiber connection, and then a secondary DSL connection that will automatically kick in when the fiber is offline (which is, like, once a week. Agh.)

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    13. Re:why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Indeed, happened to Rackspace:

      http://www.datacenterknowledge.com/archives/2007/11/13/truck-crash-knocks-rackspace-offline/

      (Also lol, Web 2.0, blogosphere. Ah 2007...)

    14. Re:why cloud? by cristiroma · · Score: 1

      They did mention that they're only a multi-million dollar operation, not multi-billion, so why invest in a data center of your own? When you can keep the servers in the back-alley for peanuts. I'm sure that hosting the email on GMail is top privacy.
      I just wonder, what their clients have to say about that?

    15. Re:why cloud? by motorhead · · Score: 0

      Fear the backhoe

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    16. Re:why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you KNOW it's top' privacy? You don't. You presume a lot more than you ought to on the subject.

    17. Re:why cloud? by usuallylost · · Score: 2

      Beyond downtime what if your "cloud" service provider goes bankrupt. It isn't at all uncommon for failing companies to keep up the pretext of being viable and then just melt down over night. So you come in one morning only to find that some vital service with your data tied up in it has gone under. Now unless you are keeping some local backups you are in a world of hurt.

      Another thought on the whole bankruptcy thing is what happens to your data when the court starts selling off the assets of your former cloud provider. I know people who have bought equipment from bankruptcy liquidations and many times that stuff is just pulled from the rack and sold. They have gotten more than one piece of gear from bankruptcy sales that had all of the old owner's business data still on it.

    18. Re:why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is even worse than that.
      Even if you're not in the USA or trading with the USA the NSA still have back-doors into your COTS apps written in the US.

    19. Re:why cloud? by peragrin · · Score: 1

      exactly. cloud makes them more dependent on outside services which if you get an interruption say a drunk driver killing the local power and telecommunication grid then your completely fucked.

      His excuse for moving to the could is weak, the physical servers and data were probably fine. the local power/ communication lines where probably being repaired which was effecting his uptime more than the servers being on site.

      The only advantage of the cloud in such a case is you can make everyone work from home.

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    20. Re:why cloud? by Somebody+Is+Using+My · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      But it's even simpler than that; if you are considering moving lock-stock-and-barrel to the cloud, ask yourself the following question first:

      Which is more likely to happen:
            a) A drunk driver smashes into your data-center (or there's a flood or a fire, or some other disaster)
      or
            b) your Internet goes down

      I don't know about you, but in my experience the second option is by far the more frequent occurrence. There are ways to mitigate the problem (but beware the backhoe!) but these add to the expense of the cloud and still do not absolutely solve the problem. And even if you are cloud-based, you /still/ should have some sort of disaster-recovery procedure in place in case there's a problem with the service itself.

      Nor does the the original story really show how advantageous cloud storage is. The driver smashed into a beauty store next to his office and "our servers were down for eight hours, and various services were intermittent for at least 12 hours." Which probably means theydidn't have electricity or Internet. Cloud won't help you there...

      So, yeah, the cloud can be a wonderful supplement to your business but if you are depending on it as a core solution then in the long run you are in a world of hurt. Its just added cost and complexity with minimal advantage.

    21. Re:why cloud? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Happened to an ISP(dialup) I was with back in the 90's too. Sadly it took so long for the insurance company to finally pay out, that when they were finally able to relaunch, they weren't able to compete with the market anymore and they folded within 6 months.

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    22. Re: why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but electricity was actually a good idea.

    23. Re:why cloud? by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      or is it just the name for all datacenter hosted servers now? (trick question.. it is).

      "The Cloud" when done right is hosted servers that can (and will) move around from place to place as fast as they need to; from local servers to in-country data centers to data centers around the world in order to optimize response time and minimize down time. Just because a lot of people do it wrong, doesn't mean the concept is wrong... Just really hard to understand.

    24. Re:why cloud? by leonardluen · · Score: 2

      It is even worse than that.
      Even if you are a rover on an entirely different planet all your actions are controlled by NASA (they are sort of like the NSA just with an extra 'A' right?)

    25. Re:why cloud? by AchilleTalon · · Score: 2

      Then, if you are a multi-million dollar operation you do not need multi-billion dollar operation redundancy. And you still have plenty of money to run your own datacenter with appropriate level of redundacy, DR plan, etc. Regular backups sent in a safe away from your location doesn't cost that much. In fact, you are required to do so by your insurance company usually as well as having proper DR procedures in place.

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    26. Re:why cloud? by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      But it's even simpler than that; if you are considering moving lock-stock-and-barrel to the cloud, ask yourself the following question first:

      Which is more likely to happen:

            a) A drunk driver smashes into your data-center (or there's a flood or a fire, or some other disaster)
      or

            b) your Internet goes down

      Whoops! False dichotomy. It's not just about "your" internet, it is about all of your customer's internet access (you do have paying customers, right?) And yes, it is more likely that when your servers are "all in one basket" something bad will happen to them, more often than something bad happens at large. Especially when the servers (like in this story) are not in a place hardened against common outage causes (car accidents, backhoe>fiber accidents, transformer explosions, etc.)

    27. Re: why cloud? by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 2

      So is keeping your public-facing servers off-site. You can get extremely good uptime and a ton of scalability by hosting your servers on two or more geographically separated "clouds."

    28. Re:why cloud? by h2oboi89 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that even if the connection is up, the bandwidth is probably slow since management is trying to save money, so what used to open just about instantly now takes a good 5 minutes to download first.

    29. Re:why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell kind of place is that, where you can drive straight through to the most secure back-office room of your company??

      The article mentioned that the car severed a gas pipe in the shop next door, and the fire brigade cut the power in response, it doesn't say anything about the car ending up in the server room.

      And in this instance, the companies entire infrastructure seems to have been 2 1U Dell servers running a bunch of VMs (not stated how many, but there are 10 separate services/applications that get mentioned), so it's also likely to be a half height cab in a closet anyway.

    30. Re:why cloud? by Beorytis · · Score: 1

      (trick question.. it is).

      Master Yoda?!?

    31. Re:why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you send that data unencrypted to "the cloud"?

    32. Re:why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And worse if it's hosted in the States (which most of them are), the NSA has access to all your company data too.

      What makes you think this is limited to the US? In 1990 the NSA had the Kremlin so well wired that they were able to feed intelligence to Gorbachev during the uprising.

    33. Re:why cloud? by Somebody+Is+Using+My · · Score: 2

      I disagree. Most companies aren't serving directly to their customers. They aren't Amazon.com; their data is primarily for their in-house use. They aren't concerned if their customers can access the Internet because that's not how most business interact with their customers. They are very concerned whether or not their employees have access to the data, because if they do not they cannot do the job for which they are being paid. And even Internet-facing businesses need to be very concerned about their own uplinks to the Internet, because while it's great to have an Internet storefront, that is worthless if you can't update it at will.

      Anyway, the linked story is not about "hey, if you are internet-facing, you should have a more robust connection to your customers", it's "hey, the Cloud(tm) can protect you from random disasters like drunk drivers!" And while it perhaps is useful in such a role, I'd argue it is neither cost-effective nor without severe disadvantages in that role.

    34. Re: why cloud? by Holi · · Score: 2

      Hosting your own servers in a data center or 2 is NOT the cloud. The cloud is web services not co-location.

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    35. Re: why cloud? by radiumsoup · · Score: 2

      "offsite" is no more protected than the facility it's ultimately located in. I was shopping for local colo facilities once and went to a (very small) MCI facility that was in the basement of a steam plant. A steam plant. As in superhot water running through overhead pipes.

      I asked the guy giving me a tour, "what happens when the steam plant has a leak and all this water condenses and suddenly fills the basement?"

      He stopped in his tracks, looked up at the pipes, and went sheet white. Apparently, nobody ever thought of that before. The tour ended right then.

      My point is: if your local building is built to your specifications, and you specify sufficient protection against loss of data, your servers are just as safe at home as they might be at some "offsite" location, especially if you roll the dice to go with some unknown setup in some unknown location where you're trusting some unknown admin to take care of some unknown hardware configuration. I guess some people like the bliss that comes from not knowing, and thus being unable to worry about those things.

    36. Re:why cloud? by Holi · · Score: 2

      What do you mean my customer's internet. We are a manufacturer.We don't sell to end users. Our customers are best buy and the such. We moved our email to the cloud (Office 365) and we cannot wait until next year when we have planned to migrate back to our own servers. Having a cloud service it like having an IT department you can't fire who doesn't care about your business.

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    37. Re:why cloud? by gabebear · · Score: 1

      "The Cloud" when done right is hosted servers that can (and will) move around from place to place as fast as they need to; from local servers to in-country data centers to data centers around the world in order to optimize response time and minimize down time. Just because a lot of people do it wrong, doesn't mean the concept is wrong... Just really hard to understand.

      Not only is the ideal cloud hard to understand, it's very expensive and hard to implement. Just looking at the one piece of software he mentioned, Jira, it's rather difficult. Jira at least has a cloud based product, but it has different features(e.g. no project imports) which will disrupt their business and force them into different workflows... Setting up good data replication and backups can be difficult(often blind faith when dealing with these fully portable clouds) and testing portable-cloud backup systems usually requires some kind of voodoo.

    38. Re:why cloud? by Xest · · Score: 1

      Performance can be an issue outside of just bandwidth too, I worked somewhere that used Google docs once and as soon as they moved a decent size (but not exceptional by any means) spreadsheet from Excel to Google Docs it just killed the browser for minutes until Javascript could kick it into gear and it did this with any browser.

    39. Re: why cloud? by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Of you find a nice suitable existing building. The floor our data center is on was considered a nuclear fallout shelter. The building is all steel and concrete. A drunk drive might manage to scratch the outside.

    40. Re:why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah cause the NSA doesn't have access to foreign servers...

    41. Re:why cloud? by tompaulco · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And what happens when a drunk driver smashes into them? (or his communications are cut?)

      Well, for one, a lot more people are affected, and for another thing, they are not going to be as concerned about the data as you would be if you hosted it yourself.

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    42. Re:why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your data + Someone's cheap cloud service = You not having a damn clue when/where your data is replicated.

      Obligatory Dilbert

    43. Re:why cloud? by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      I had to take a couple years off recently to recover from spinal surgery (couldn't sit in a chair or stand for more than an hour or two a day). Starting back up to work I received all sorts of reservations about being out of date (by retard HR types). A company hired me to help with server work for their cloud based servers. Turns out I was so far beyond almost everyone at this mid-sized mobile device software company in terms of their servers because it wasn't any different from working with Linux/Unix at any company: A bunch of headless servers you access from the network. And even though I was stepping back into a technical role after working mostly in technical systems analysis and project roles for the previous 4 or 5 years (mind you, programming at home on a Linux machine for interest's sake keeps most of the edge from wearing off). Of course anyone who understands knows that at companies of any size, most server users and administrators hardly ever see the actual physical servers. So ya, no diff. And here I am, state of the art using skills gained over 20 years but now in 'the cloud'. So what if you run Python Boto (AWS) scripts or Perl to automate tasks? Blob storage is just storage. DNS is just DNS. This kind of stuff makes me think of programmers whose apps are meant to be deployed on *nix who barely know how to do 'ls' or 'grep'.

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    44. Re:why cloud? by dowens81625 · · Score: 0

      When it comes to the moving to the "Cloud" I always purpose this question, is it safe ? is it secure ? Would you Mr. CEO place a file on there that includes your Home address, the names and social security numbers of you and your children, their schools addresses, and the times of day your children are left home alone ?

      If you answer No to any of these then why do you feel it is safe for your company to put its data there ?

      Just my 2 cents.

      Dr. D

    45. Re: why cloud? by ranton · · Score: 1

      I'm sure if this had happened 100 years ago he'd be talking about moving everything to a building with electricity.

      You don't even have to make an analogy about how something similar happened about 100-200 years ago, because almost the exact same thing occurred. The move to the cloud is the same thing as the move to centralized electricity production. Businesses and homes used to generate their own energy through generators before the electric grid was created. Eventually the electric grid became reliable enough that it was silly to generate your own power. Generators have become a backup that few people use today.

      The same thing will happen with servers. I think it is fair to say that any companies large enough to have their own substantial generators today are the same companies that will always have on-site servers as either backups or storage for very sensitive information. But everyone else will store almost all of their data in "the cloud", or whatever other buzzword they call it in the future.

      In the near future hosting the majority of your own servers will be as rare as producing the majority of your own electricity is today.

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    46. Re: why cloud? by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take much to take down a data center, and you don't even have to be drunk. Any county yahoo with a backhoe can do the job in 30 min. OK, cancel that "don't have to be drunk" clause. I just read the job requirements for Boulder County heavy eqpt. operator. Point is, your redundant data center needs to have alternate redundant backup everything.

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    47. Re:why cloud? by tnk1 · · Score: 2

      or is it just the name for all datacenter hosted servers now? (trick question.. it is).

      It is not.

      If I simply owned/rented my own space in a datacenter and had racks there, it wouldn't be "cloud". Cloud hosting is more about certain technologies used in tandem to provide computing resources on demand and without the need to go through the purchase process of ordering, racking and stacking to provision new servers and networking for a specific requirement or task.

      Generalized computing also allows for a concentration of skilled IT Operations personnel into one group, focused on technology, and provides centralized management that could be exposed to end users though certain interfaces that they can manipulate without having to be highly skilled with Operations.

      A "public cloud" like AWS or Rackspace takes care of owning the datacenters and racking and stacking the backend hardware, as well as the billing and software that supports it. Obviously, these spaces are shared with other customers.

      A "private cloud" is a cloud based infrastructure for the benefit of only one company. You can have a private cloud inside a public provider, or you can set up a datacenter yourself and your IT/Operations department can run a cloud for the benefit of internal users/customers.

      In the second sense of private clouds, the company still has to rack and stack, but instead of say charging one department for a piece of hardware which only they can use, you just buy hardware to meet the full capacity of the company and build VMs and private networks which you then meter out to internal groups or customer accounts as if they were pieces of hardware. That means that you get a lot more use out of existing hardware, and you don't really have to expose non technical departments to technical terms in order to secure purchases and improvements. You just internally charge them for their usage, and the IT group figures out how to meet the demand and cut underlying costs.

      Further, the IT group, without having to deal with a balkanized infrastructure, is free to shape the environment so that maintenance and operations can be done much more effectively. If I have given the finance department some VMs, I don't need to tell them that I am swapping out a blade tonight because that blade is just running a hypervisor that I can move all the VMs off of seamlessly and reconfigure the network and storage for without anyone even noticing.

      Cloud technologies tend to revolve around technologies such as virtualization, SDN, and the practices of centralized management and timesharing. In a sense, it is simply a more flexible arrangement of the old mainframe systems, with extra features. I agree that the term "cloud" is probably misused, and can be ill-defined, but it is definitely not just a synonym for "business-as-usual".

    48. Re: why cloud? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Cloud infrastructure is not co-location, but it's not just web services either.

    49. Re: why cloud? by tnk1 · · Score: 2

      In my experience, even in setting up cloud infrastructure, you are not freed from the understanding that you would have to assure against problems with the site. AWS has had availability zones fail, for instance. That's why you always use more than one AZ. And it's really, really, easy to use more than one AZ.

      Additionally, using a cloud provider makes it trivial to put your data in various geographic locations. If you wanted to with AWS, you could currently set up your databases to back up to Asia, South America, Europe, the US and Australia, using normal technologies like Linux, MySQL or whatever, and you wouldn't have to do anything whatsoever to locate, build, or otherwise inspect the facilities. The US could be rendered a smoking crater, and assuming you lived through it, you will still have your data.

      I agree that if you are trusting one unknown setup in one place, you might be in for trouble. If you are dealing with a provider that lets you locate anywhere, you just plan for the possibility of reasonable failure and keep on chugging.

    50. Re: why cloud? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      So is keeping your public-facing servers off-site. You can get extremely good uptime and a ton of scalability by hosting your servers on two or more geographically separated "clouds."

      Yes! But it's the "two or more" part that companies keep forgetting. So effectively they have just migrated their essential data from their own server room to someone else's server room, with the added feature that the data is managed by offshore hastily-trained-up admins and the service is concerned about technically meeting the terms of the service contract rather than actually keeping the company in business.

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    51. Re: why cloud? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > In my experience, even in setting up cloud infrastructure, you are not freed from the understanding that you would have to assure against problems with the site.

      ...but some vendors go out of their way to convince you that you just hand over the keys and don't worry about it anymore.

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    52. Re:why cloud? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      The NSA could probably save themselves a lot of grief if they were to say it was a mandatory backup service, rather than a spy program. Hell, they'd probably get their budget doubled.

    53. Re: why cloud? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I guess the cloud is where you go when your business forgot its umbrella.
      I disagree. You should only go to the cloud if you have an umbrella. In both the meteorological and business connotation.

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    54. Re:why cloud? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Seriously, you're more likely to have downtime in your own homegrown operation than any of these cloud providers are going to have downtime in theirs. And unlike your setup, you aren't stuck in one or two cages. With a big enough cloud provider you can lose connectivity to whole datacenters and you will still be in operation.

      The only place where that really matters is if you personally lose access to the Internet and suddenly you are unable to work on things. There is certainly still a need for an internal server closet at many places, but for production, you're probably safer in a cloud provider than on your own unless you are a moderately large operation with good IT staff and decent resources to have multiple geographic locations.

      So, I'm just going to say the "OMG what if the cloud provider has an outage" is FUD. So what? Cloud providers have multiple datacenters and zones. Why is *your* datacenter any better than theirs? Half the datacenters I have worked in are not immune to being operated with some morons on staff. Hell, one place I joined had told me that they had redundant Internet links when I joined, but it comes to find out that while they had two providers, they hadn't actually set up both links to be available to the entire production environment. Which meant that when our primary link went down due to a manhole fire, we simply went down for an entire day. If the Operations manager who set up that little arrangement had still been working there at the time, I think half the company would have taken him out back and administered a relentless beat down before firing what was left of his carcass.

      Oh, and he had been made Employee of the Year the previous year. Because when you are small, people outside of IT think you are awesome when you work 24/7 on keeping the infrastructure up. People inside IT realize that this guy is working 24/7 because he is so bad at his job that he has to dedicate all his time to keeping automated systems working.

      If we'd been on a cloud provider? He could have still have been a fuck-up and we wouldn't have gone down.

      And that is just the worst story I have. I have so many others for companies that should have known better, but they don't because they're run by morons.

    55. Re: why cloud? by s4m7 · · Score: 1

      Generators have become a backup that few people use today.

      Few people. Many businesses. Most large buildings. All hospitals.

      In other words, the more critical it is to maintain service, the more likely there is an on-site means to provide that service.

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    56. Re:why cloud? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Your data + Someone's cheap cloud service = You not having a damn clue when/where/if your data is replicated.

      FTFY

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    57. Re:why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you and most people who are vehemently anti-cloud have really never worked for a small start-up. Especially a non-IT start-up. You might, *might* have one full time "IT" guy who is the sysadmin for mail, file share servers, etc. He's also your DBA and anything else under the sun that you might need to happen. The reality is that there's a LOT of businesses out there that have "server rooms" which used to be referred to as a "storage closet" by the previous tenant. Mainstream cloud based services for email, file sharing, etc. are probably leaps and bounds ahead of what they were doing before in terms of reliability and data loss prevention.

    58. Re:why cloud? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I don't see how you don't think having a cloud infrastructure would not have helped. If they didn't have electricity or internet, they can still relocate to an offsite location and get back to work. Their servers, being in the cloud, would still be running. Work time is lost, but only time where they need to have access to the app on the Cloud.

      In their situation, even if they had relocated, they can't move their physical racks and servers. And even if they did, the power failure took them offline. That means no app while the power was off. If those apps were in the cloud, they would be never have gone down or have been inaccessible to you (assuming you can find an internet connection).

      Okay so... if you have an application that is network enabled and your own internet goes down... how is that different from the Internet going down when the application is on a cloud service?

      In the first case, you don't have Internet, so your app is offline. Period.

      In the second case, you just can't get to your app. However, your app is still running over there in yonder cloud service.

      If you are talking about running *internal* IT on the cloud totally, I agree that would be sort of dumb. Many cloud providers do allow you to integrate well between your internal network and theirs with VPNs and such, so that works fairly well.

    59. Re: why cloud? by ranton · · Score: 1

      Generators have become a backup that few people use today.

      Few people. Many businesses. Most large buildings. All hospitals.

      In other words, the more critical it is to maintain service, the more likely there is an on-site means to provide that service.

      I couldn't agree more. But people shouldn't confuse having on-site means to provide a service with using on-site means as the primary method to provide a service. I don't know of any hospitals that use their generators as their primary electricity generation method.

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    60. Re:why cloud? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I'd still say it is easier to arrange alternate Internet access than it is to have to deal with your own servers in your own racks.

      If you lost power and internet and your servers are on the cloud, they're still there. You just switch to your alternate access, say cellular broadband, and you are back in business. Expensive, and not the greatest quality of service, but certainly an option for emergency usage while you make arrangements for temporary office space with internet access.

    61. Re:why cloud? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      As in favor of cloud infrastructure as I am, I think relying on it for things like word processing and internal IT is ridiculous. You always need backup servers for that sort of thing on-site.

      That is not, however, an indictment of cloud services in general. Just the silly Office 360 or Google Apps model.

    62. Re:why cloud? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Your data is about as safe as you make it in any system. If you're storing private data unencrypted in your own network, you're just as vulnerable as you would be if you are storing it on some other public system. And chances are, you have more security vulnerabilities and fewer resources to deal with them than most cloud providers.

      Sure, if you are a defense contractor and have Top Secret stuff, you will want the ability to have heightened physical security and all of that. For most data, however, you're probably better off on a cloud provider infrastructure.

      Still, don't make the mistake of thinking of "cloud enabled" apps as being more secure. Those are only as secure as their own security. If you want to store customer data on the cloud, you are quite secure if you are running your own databases and making your own security rules.

    63. Re: why cloud? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2

      "I asked the guy giving me a tour, "what happens when the steam plant has a leak and all this water condenses and suddenly fills the basement?""

      It doesn't exactly happen that way. Even a small steam leak is going to be noticed very quickly by the boiler tech, because he can no longer maintain pressure. But, even a HUGE steam leak is only going to result in a relatively small amount of liquid water.

      Any server(s) located near to the steam leak are going to be hosed by both temperature and humidity extremes. But the basement isn't going to fill up with water to destroy all the servers.

      I will note that I'm not a qualified boiler tech. For what it's worth, I was DC qualified to control catastrophic casualties aboard boiler powered Navy ships, and I have operated small boilers, adequate to provide heat and hot water to moderately large apartment buildings.

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    64. Re:why cloud? by malkavian · · Score: 1

      And everyone magically uses the custom apps which they just happen to have ported to their mobile phones? Or have you got UPS and things in place to tether your desktops to the mobiles or USB dongles? You're still at the mercy of battery, and you still have an outage.
      With servers in racks, and UPS, you can keep your core network/servers up for a while, and selectively reduce service at that end. If it comes to having to relocate, your working resource is going to be thoroughly disrupted whatever you're up to. It's expensive to move a company ad-hoc.

    65. Re:why cloud? by s122604 · · Score: 1

      SEDC technology is what I call it... Somebody Else's Data Center

      Always use an acronym, everything's better with acronyms

    66. Re: why cloud? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Of course they do. That doesn't mean that the cloud is useless, it just means that they're listening to sales assholes who don't know what they are talking about. It's like those people who get shitty web hosting service from places like Network Solutions and think that's all there is to web hosting.

      Cloud infrastructures are new, and that IS an important point to mention. It means that you need to know things about it to use it properly, but it is very possible to use it to great advantage if you study the documentation.

      To me, cloud infrastructures are just a software defined datacenter where I can order up some servers and networking. There are other services, but that's mostly what I care about. I have to manage the resources and pricing differently, of course, but it's cheap and flexible and literally makes previously difficult projects like cross country DR sites into simple logical and configuration tasks. More importantly, the cheapness is due to economies, and not because the stuff is garbage.

    67. Re: why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And even when they have an emergency and need to use the generator it's only some devices that are switched on.

    68. Re: why cloud? by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      depends what sort of steam plant it is ie how much super heat are they running having high pressure super heated steam flooding into an enclosed space is not going to be nice and if anyone is down there when it happens potentially leathal.

      Basements are never a good idea for computer facilities as the risk of flooding is higher I have had that happen to me in central London once luckily the flood was just not deep enough that the water got sucked into the fans at the base of the cabs or we would have need to replace the entire pr1me system and possibly electrocuted 100% of the ops team and myself.

    69. Re:why cloud? by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      But are your alternate Internet access links running through the same duct and so could be taken out by backhoe fade. Truly diverse routing costs a lot.

    70. Re: why cloud? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      No - live steam is never pleasant to be around. I have a shipmate who was lucky to have had all the children he wanted before his mishap. That was with low pressure steam from the pier - with high pressure steam, he wouldn't have survived the encounter.

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    71. Re: why cloud? by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      He should have had his DR Plan in place rather than scrambling after his outage.

      The kind of company that locates next to a beauty salon and has their office and their servers in that same building can't afford a DR Plan. They might have off-site tapes but that's about it.

    72. Re: why cloud? by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      Of you find a nice suitable existing building. The floor our data center is on was considered a nuclear fallout shelter. The building is all steel and concrete. A drunk drive might manage to scratch the outside.

      I would love a building like that but they can be hard to find.

    73. Re:why cloud? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Most people I know operate on laptops. You walk to McDonalds or you just go home or something, and if that stuff is in the cloud, you have your servers right where you left them.

      Yes, again, I want to be careful here. I know it is not easy to move people, even if they can get Internet access elsewhere. There may be advantages to having some of your internal servers in a closet locally.

      However, I don't see how having stuff in the cloud makes them *more* vulnerable. Stuff in cloud providers doesn't need you to have a UPS or battery because it isn't going to be taken out by a random power outage.

      And you seem to be of the opinion that using The Cloud requires custom apps. It might if you use certain services using "the Cloud", but if you are building your own infrastructure on a provider like AWS, it's just like having a bunch of servers in their datacenters running Linux. You can connect to them any way you'd connect to any other server, and from any place you can get Internet access.

    74. Re:why cloud? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well, that's the real answer.

      but essentially their problem was that they depended on something in their offices to be accessible from elsewhere.. and the solution is to keep it or a version of it somewhere else. for most smaller companies with no significant loads the "cloud" just means that they are in fact just renting a virtual server from the cloud provider that sometimes might move to different hw with slight hiccup when that happens, for their original problem they should have had an offsite failsafe even if they operated in the '90s(so cloud wasn't the answer to their problem, but hey, why not do a cloud article about it on infolost).

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    75. Re: why cloud? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is the cloud, so long as you don't own the server you are being hosted on. The cloud is a marketing term with no technical definition.

    76. Re: why cloud? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      And what happens when the drunk driver hits the power pole that feeds your building? That's what took down Rackspace. There were cooling issues after the abrupt stop/start cycle of the generator cutover left some cooling units off-line (apparently they don't run their AC off batteries, but generator-only, which seems to be common).

    77. Re: why cloud? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Cloud infrastructures are new,

      Cloud infrastructures are old. The original computers were huge mainframe PCs. Single console, single I/O PC. Then, they went cloud. Mainframes with multiple terminals are "cloud". Then microcomputers got stronger and you'd replace terminals with them. Then servers got more powerful and we went back to terminals with terminal emulation software (cloud 2.0). Then back to individual computers again, and now an attempt at cloud 3.0. The people marketing stuff tell us it's "all new" but looks nearly exactly like the same things we've seen before. I may have left out a generation if you count "terminal emulation" of telnet-based GUIs of the 80s and Citrix of the 90s differently. It's been re-used so much its hard to differentiate between the generations.

    78. Re:why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is even worse than that.
      Even if you're not in the USA or trading with the USA the NSA still have back-doors into your COTS apps written in the US.

      It's even worse than that. Even if you're not in the US or doing business with the US or using apps written under the influence of the NSA.... your own government has it's own spy program they share with the NSA.

    79. Re: why cloud? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I worked at a place with multiple redundant generators (more than Fukishima had, where a single generator failure in a power outage guaranteed a meltdown), and public facing servers were located elsewhere. The reliability of services was in question. Getting independent links was impossible at the time, without spending millions.

    80. Re:why cloud? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Having done both, I have the opposite opinion. There isn't enough info to prove either, everyone involved in it has a horse in the race. If you ask HP, they say buy your own servers. If you ask Rackspace, they say put everything in the cloud. If you ask IBM, they say to give them $4,000,000,000,000 to customize their answer to your needs.

    81. Re:why cloud? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I've never hosted anything in a datacenter that wouldn't let you see your own gear, but I haven't tried that in a few years.

    82. Re:why cloud? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Then we put the data in a different cloud. Or maybe outer space. They'll never crash into it in outer space!

    83. Re:why cloud? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Now if the NSA would do the backups and recover for you, I'd be all for it.

    84. Re:why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or is it just the name for all datacenter hosted servers now? (trick question.. it is).

      Your Datacenter + Your HA/DR site = You control where data is replicated.

      Your data + Someone's cheap cloud service = You not having a damn clue when/where your data is replicated.

      It all depends on how critical you think your customer data is, and how much legal control you need.

      And a drunk driver should not be the damn justification line for HA/DR. Common fucking sense should. Mr. Oliver should have used some of that, and New Years Eve was over 7 fucking months ago. Procrastination kills, and my sympathy wanes.

      yeah, trusting all your data to your pimply asocial system administrator is far superior to putting somewhere where SLAs can guarantee it is available to you and only you.

    85. Re:why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean my customer's internet. We are a manufacturer.We don't sell to end users. Our customers are best buy and the such. We moved our email to the cloud (Office 365) and we cannot wait until next year when we have planned to migrate back to our own servers. Having a cloud service it like having an IT department you can't fire who doesn't care about your business.

      care to share your experiences... My directors keep telling me to investigate the cloud/office 365 and despite my worries they think i am just being paranoid.

    86. Re: why cloud? by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Cloud is uploaded personalities orbiting in space, reference Rapture of the Nerds

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    87. Re: why cloud? by HereIAmJH · · Score: 1

      has their office and their servers in that same building can't afford a DR Plan.

      Every business can afford an IT DR plan. If you can have a disaster, you need a recovery plan. That plan might be to take the off site tapes and run down to Best Buy and get a new computer. But it's still a DR plan. Every serious business should have contingency planning. What happens if you lose your phone service? A power outage? A tornado? Flooding? A disgruntled employee? A drunk driver through your front door. How does your business survive when your customers can't contact you or you can't provide whatever puts money in your accounts. The cost of the contingency plan will be directly related to how long you can afford to be without those resources.

      As far as moving your business to the cloud, what happens when the 'cloud' eventually has a failure. And it will at some point. Some will be large, some will be small. Will your business be important enough to encourage a 3rd party to respond quickly to restore your service. Because now the response to any outage is directly related to how much income you provide for that 3rd party, not how serious that outage affects your business.

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    88. Re:why cloud? by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      If it's a medical clinic, they can't just pick up and move off site with no electricity. (That's why we were nagging our client to get an 8 hour backup generator.) One poor schmuck will have to move to a place with power and then call several dozen patients to tell them the appointment is canceled. Nobody else can do their work without any patients.

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    89. Re:why cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember that day well - the company I work for was an affected company that hosted in that datacenter and HOLY CRAP THAT WAS 2007?? Jeez... time flies.

    90. Re:why cloud? by dowens81625 · · Score: 0

      I have some nice property that you can build your house on and install your own locks in. But did I for get to tell you the property is really a barge in the ocean, and there is already 200 houses there, And there is only one man that can make locks for houses built on our barge.

      - What if it sinks ?
      - What if the lock maker makes a master key for access to anything on the barge ? In case the police want to know whats been put there ?
      - Sure I can put my own lock box inside my house but really does that make it safe ?

    91. Re: why cloud? by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

      "what happens when the steam plant has a leak and all this water condenses and suddenly fills the basement?"

      See? One of the obvious perils of having your servers in the cloud.

  3. SADD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Servers Against Drunk Drivers

    1. Re:SADD by dcw3 · · Score: 0

      I prefer DAMM...Drunks Against Mad Mothers

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  4. Yes yes, beat the drum for cloud services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google, Amazon and Microsoft can't be trusted with your data, but it's better than taking the risk of having a little downtime due to a freak accident.

    1. Re:Yes yes, beat the drum for cloud services by dcw3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And besides, if you've shared your data with some company, the government no longer considers it your private data.

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    2. Re:Yes yes, beat the drum for cloud services by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 2

      Google, Amazon and Microsoft can't be trusted with your data, but it's better than taking the risk of having a little downtime due to a freak accident.

      Exactly what I was thinking. Part of the two (three?) pronged PR strategy to stem the hemorrhaging of international customers due to the Whistlblower Snowden revelations and subsequent fallout:

      Step 1: "We are planning (only planning we dont want to rock the boat too hard), a very stern letter to the feds. Even so, we only comply with the law, pinky promise. Ignore those docs Snowden released showing the contrary and our willingness to hand your cloud/email/chat/phone data over to not only 'the feds' but every private Military Industrial Complex company out there, such as Booz Allen."

      Step 2: Fear! Yes make them fear if they not not using cloud servers - drunks could take out their servers OMG!

      Step 3: ...?

      They are fighting an uphill batter to regain trust - you would be mad or incredible ignorant to hand private information over to these companies given what they have done...

    3. Re:Yes yes, beat the drum for cloud services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes they do. if it means be able to send you away to federal prison, they will consider it private data.

      persons a,b,c... put their data in the cloud.

      person a1 steals their data from the cloud.

      person a1 goes to federal prison for a long time, under various hacking and privacy statues.

      nsa steals the data from the cloud. they get a big pat on the back for implementing 1984 in spades.

    4. Re:Yes yes, beat the drum for cloud services by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And besides, if you've shared your data with some company, the government no longer considers it your private data.

      The government considers things private? Coulda fooled me!

  5. This proves that we need by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Funny

    Self driving cars ...... but what if Google decides to use them to promote the cloud by taking out servers?

    1. Re:This proves that we need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would the the Googinator's GoONet taking over the cloud

  6. Colocation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This story isn't remarkable is it. Man shocked when putting all eggs in one basket is a bad idea. Solution: put all eggs in another basket. DR is what colocation and failover is for. The cloud doesn't magically make you impervious to disasters.

    1. Re:Colocation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This story isn't remarkable is it.

      It's an Infoworld article. Asking for it to be remarkable is aiming a little high, isn't it?

    2. Re:Colocation? by Zenin · · Score: 1

      That's the thing; Most (all?) the "cloud" providers are baking in DR. And redundancy (of everything). And load scaling. And CDN. And all at a fraction of the cost (especially upfront) of traditional hosting and management.

      If you think "cloud" is just a rebranding of colocation or even managed hosting, you really have a lot of learning to do. Just because it's hyped up doesn't mean there's nothing real there. Cloud hosting is a sea change.

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    3. Re:Colocation? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      They say they are, but I seem to recall a couple times that when Amazon went down, the whole thing went down, or enough of it what their redundancy wasn't enough to handle the increased load at the other data centers. You're better off (if possible) to just have servers in 2 unrelated data centers in different cities, and mirror data between them.

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    4. Re:Colocation? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2

      exactly, 'cloud' isn't a new name for co-located servers. Its a new name for VPS hosting (roughly).

      You could always have paid for rented physical servers that were set up for DR and HA - Rackspace in particular would sell you service to practically guarantee uptime (if not totally guarantee it), but the cost was a bit much for most people and I don't think they would do it with colocated servers.

      They, and others who aren't total cheap-ass hosts, still offer some form of HA service. As always you get what you pay for.

    5. Re:Colocation? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      "If you think "cloud" is just a rebranding of colocation or even managed hosting, you really have a lot of learning to do."

      Boy, have you ever drunk the Kool Aid and then some.

      "Just because it's hyped up doesn't mean there's nothing real there. Cloud hosting is a sea change."

      Remind us what happened to Azure a while back....

    6. Re:Colocation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, the article is mental wanking. The cloud, bringing you the mainframe of today.

    7. Re:Colocation? by Zenin · · Score: 1

      That's just it, it's much more then even VPSs. Sure you can just use them as VPSs, and a lot of folks find that's the easiest first step into the cloud since it's all largely familiar. They still have "servers", they still connect the dots in the same way with the same tools and same terms.

      That said, almost no one has much interest in VPSs. Not the providers, not the developers. It's all the same work (and shortcomings) as before, with a slight cost savings. That technology isn't advancing, no one really cares.

      Instead the cloud has taken SOA to the next logical step. Everything is a service and all of them can be swapped in or out as needed. Send an email, transcode a media file, lookup a tax rate, whatever. They're all moving to services, tied together with cloud APIs. In that model a "web server" is just another service. What is breaking down is the idea of "a server"; The high end development taking place has gone way past the traditional idea of "a server" or "servers".

      I may want a search index service (solr, etc) integrated into my site, but do I really need or care about the particulars supporting it? Not really. I want it fast, reliable, scalable, etc. All things someone else far more skilled then I in all things indexed has already figured out how to do very well. So instead of firing up a bunch of VPSs of my own to run solr, configure them all, get clustering working, worry about DR, etc. In stead of all that costly, error-prone crap I can hire a company that runs solr as a service. I'll pay for as much (or as little) as my site actually makes use of that service.

      The cloud is quickly becoming an API for web development very akin to OS level APIs for local application development. It becomes a matter of gluing the features you want together to make your app, not coding each feature up almost from scratch. The web is moving far too fast to be reinventing the wheels all the time and 95% of every site is the same exact set of features and problems. Spend your time and money on the unique 5% of your product, rent the common widgets from someone who does it better already. And trust me, there's always someone who does it better then you ever will.

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    8. Re:Colocation? by putaro · · Score: 2

      Amazon is kind of broken in that way. They have "availability zones" (essentially DC's) and you need to replicate across availability zones yourself to recover from a major disaster. Big players can do that and little players usually aren't savvy enough to understand that Amazon is more hype than reality in that arena.

      However, there are other players coming along who will be providing those services.

      A question I have is how much money do they lose if their little DC is down and how does that relate to their cloud costs. We run our own little DC (that's Data Closet) and it has the backend for our online shop along with internals. The web server is offsite and we have offsite backups. It would probably take 2-3 days to recover from a major disaster, which would cost us a few thousand dollars in lost revenue. Our costs for our Data Closet are pretty minimal, the hardware has been paid for for years and electricity, cooling, etc. gets rolled into the basic overhead for the office anyhow. We'd certainly spend more than a few thousand dollars a year if we increased the amount of stuff we have offsite.

    9. Re:Colocation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cloud is the same as Colo/VPS in the same way Protected mode is the same as Real mode or GPUs are the same as CPUs.

    10. Re:Colocation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fuck that. I work at .. um, a facility that will not be named that deals in Cloud services, and the disaster recovery is highly certified but doesn't actually work, there's no backup links (I could take the entire platform down by pulling one plug), and you're paying thousands of dollars for the server edition of SHARED FUCKING WEB HOSTING.

      I have more memory in my desktop than our first iteration cloud server chassis have in TOTAL.

      One customer is having trouble with one of their Faildows VMs -- it takes fifteen minutes for cmd.exe to come up because the entire host is oversubscribed.

      If you can't manage your own real hardware dedicated servers properly yourself, you have no business being on the fucking internet. Or having a corporate LAN. Or having computers, period. Failures Need To Uninstall.

    11. Re:Colocation? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Cloud is just a marketing term for credulous idiots that means stored in a datacentre with redundancy and failover. "Cloud" style services have been around for 20 years, long before suckers like you even knew what a real cloud was.

    12. Re:Colocation? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Afaict "cloud" services can be divided into roughly three categories.

      1: infrastructure as a service
      2: software as a service with publically available software (e.g. exchange, mysql, apache, whatever).
      3: software as a service with vendor specific software (e.g. google apps for your domain).

      Each has different risks and benefits

      With the first category the cloud provider provides you with the ability to quickly and easilly spool up instances (effectively temporary VMs), networks, storage etc but it's still your problem to deal with what happens when an instance dies and to make sure your VMs and storage are geographically spread (amazon handles this through "availability zones") or better still spread among multiple providers. With the second two categories you would expect the provider to handle disaster recovery but it's difficult to know for sure whether they are really doing what they say they are.

      All types have the risk of something bad happening to the provider. This risk is particually bad with the third category because it's hard to diversify or keep useful backups.

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    13. Re:Colocation? by tibit · · Score: 1

      But you see, as someone who has too much knowledge of "random" communications protocols as applied in very heterogenous industrial control environments, the "gluing of the features" is where all of the problems are. Gluing together a heterogenous system, even if it's made accessible via a uniform interface (say SOAP), is always fraught with problems. The fact that the interface is uniform doesn't mean that all of its behaviors are specified. It's business as usual when the critical behaviors such as failover are not formally specified, are subject to ad-hoc testing at best, and generally you're screwed unless everything works perfectly. Thus you lose all the benefits that uniform cloud-based services are supposed to provide - namely resiliency to "problems" (links down, servers down, datacenters down).

      I estimate that at most 1 in 10^3 of web services are implemented by people who have background in theoretical underpinnings of communication protocols / system interworking and their testing. So, most implementations are by those who've never heard of formalized abstract test specs (say ITU-T Z.14x TTCN) and have never tested the behavior of their cloud "solution" in a formalized fashion, when subject to all sorts of error conditions. So let me rephrase that: we're taking some random cloud service provider, who has no clue about the theory of what he is doing, that his solution does as he supposedly claims (formal specs much?) even though he never actually bothered to verify and offer a semblance of proof that it is indeed so. Yeah, sorry, no, thank you.

      There is a point where buzzwords are just buzzwords, and you need some rather solid theoretical engineering foundations to work in heterogenous systems. Just because it's using web technologies doesn't mean anything much. The problems are the same as faced by the telecom and process control industries.

      Yeah, it's hard, it's much harder than people pretend it to be, and just mashing together your "5% solution" atop a bunch of web services is not magically going to work better just because you're outsourcing 95% of the "common" functionality.

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    14. Re:Colocation? by tibit · · Score: 1

      Bingo! This scale of costs will be true for most small businesses, in fact.

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    15. Re:Colocation? by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Man shocked when putting all eggs in one basket is a bad idea. Solution: put all eggs in another basket.

      I see it as an example of the cliché of "trying to solve last year's problem". Your server room gets wrecked by a car, so you try to figure out how to protect your servers from getting hit by cars. Never mind other potential problems.

    16. Re:Colocation? by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the way Amazon optimizes systems, there is a very high probability of failure of multiple availability zones. That is part of how they break even/make money/don't lose as much providing you with the service.

      If you can't afford a co-lo rack for DR then the cloud isn't going to save you.

    17. Re:Colocation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the thing; Most (all?) the "cloud" providers are baking in DR. And redundancy (of everything). And load scaling. And CDN. And all at a fraction of the cost (especially upfront) of traditional hosting and management.

      If you think "cloud" is just a rebranding of colocation or even managed hosting, you really have a lot of learning to do. Just because it's hyped up doesn't mean there's nothing real there. Cloud hosting is a sea change.

      Not to mention delegating your responsibilities for all of the same to an outside entity.

      I think the point is when actually taking a contract, have *you* as the responsible business owner assured yourself that your provider does indeed provide those things? Or are you just buying the salesperson's bullshit? Also, being assured of that by a talking head is one thing, actually having those things spelled out in your contract is something different.

      And finally, neither is "Cloud" a direct synonym or replacement for a DR plan.

      Cloud services have and do go down, also. So, Sparky when production halts and you have none-zero-nada-zip ability to *do* anything about it, will you still feel confident in having taken things to the cloud? Something bad happens here, I go hit a button or reroute patch cables, and we are functional again (at least internally.)

    18. Re:Colocation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all referring to 1 in 1,000 as 1 in 10^3 is pretentious as fuck. Secondly, you really have no idea what you're talking about. Most companies are not doing serious formalized testing of their own products that they sell, you think they're doing it for the search index service they slapped onto their website? Get a grip man, most companies function just fine with what would appear to the educated eye as staggeringly poor practices regarding testing, data security, etc. Get over it, it's clearly not as important as you make it out to be.

    19. Re:Colocation? by kevinT · · Score: 1

      First issue - his main office is in a building (most likely a strip mall -- next to a beauty salon?). To me that translates to a small operation which may or may not have the funds to do a proper disaster recovery / offsite location capability. (From experience working in a company that had a GREAT pizza place right next door.)

      Small office, small funds, maybe putting your stuff on a cloud will work, but is it the most cost effective solution for you? Or are you paying for something that is an illusion, such as you think you have disaster recovery, but don't. Yes the "cloud" provider is less likely to be taken out by a drunk driver, but what are its recovery in the event of a tornado or flood.

      Sprint had (has?) great fiber network, built in ring. but they didn't realize both legs of a ring (in Kansas City) went across the same street on the same telephone poles until a dump truck drove by with the bed up and took out their network!

    20. Re:Colocation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to have two independent cloud vendors each mirroring your data. Otherwise when one goes belly up away goes all your data. In my experience this costs 120-140% of what it costs to put together your own solution. Don't believe me? Ask the legitimate users of Megaupload if they got their data back.

  7. I'd rather be down 12 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ..than have my privacy violated 24-7.

    1. Re:I'd rather be down 12 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ooowww, what I'd give to be violated :-*

  8. This sounds like pood design and planning. by zippo01 · · Score: 1

    Why would you not have critical system on a back-up power system? Generator? Something. It sounds like poor planning more then anything.

    1. Re:This sounds like pood design and planning. by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      Because when a car drivers over your computer, a generator isn't going to do it much good?

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    2. Re:This sounds like pood design and planning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He had his servers in the beauty shop next door?

    3. Re:This sounds like pood design and planning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be ridiculous, they were obviously in the sandwich shop next to the beauty shop. RTFA!

  9. Bad design Cloud? by MortenMW · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If a single drunk driver is able to stop your production and that production is critical you are doing something wrong to begin with. While the cloud might (and probably will) offer better HA and DR it will not fix a bad design by itself. The article also states: " I didn't want to create my own internal IT department". I' guessing Andrew Oliver is a PHB.

  10. Lesson not learnt by Ckwop · · Score: 2

    The issue here is that he didn't have adequate disaster recovery procedures and policies.

    The standard solution to this sort of problem is that you have a backup system that sits off site ready to take the load should something happen to primary. This backup system should be located in another data center, with a different ISP etc.

    Moving to the cloud doesn't solve this, per se, if you move all your infrastructure to say Amazon you're still beholden to that company and its internal procedures. A system administration on their part could easily render you down for many hours.

    The lesson hasn't been learnt.

    1. Re:Lesson not learnt by mysidia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Moving to the cloud doesn't solve this, per se, if you move all your infrastructure to say Amazon you're still beholden to that company and its internal procedures. A system administration on their part could easily render you down for many hours.

      A data loss on their part could render you down permanently; Do you have a SLA? Do you have proof that your cloud vendors have DR solutions?

      What is your action plan if your leased-line WAN goes down, and your internet service provider tells you that it will be 48 to 72 hours to resolve? May be a fiber cut, or worse. Drunk drivers can take down networks and POPs too.

    2. Re:Lesson not learnt by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      The standard solution to this sort of problem is that you have a backup system that sits off site ready to take the load should something happen to primary. This backup system should be located in another data center, with a different ISP etc.

      Which is the right thing to do, but very costly. There is a wide range of businesses that are way to small for their own datacenter, let alone two of them, but too big to keep all their business documents on the boss' PC and backup on a USB-HD in his home.

      Inbetween these, this is where such services makes sense.

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    3. Re:Lesson not learnt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      From a legal point of view, it makes perfect sense.
      When the NSA wants access to their data, they'll just go to Amazon for it, and when their clients find out, they'll be able to honestly say they knew nothing about it.

    4. Re:Lesson not learnt by bickerdyke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What is your action plan if your leased-line WAN goes down, and your internet service provider tells you that it will be 48 to 72 hours to resolve? May be a fiber cut, or worse. Drunk drivers can take down networks and POPs too.

      When your complete IT is based on SaaS, just send everyone home and let them work from home. All the tools they need are "in the cloud" (or however plain old internet is called today)

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    5. Re:Lesson not learnt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed - just because you move most of your infrastructure to a third party datacentre, doesn't mean you can't get away without investing in redundant and much more bandwidth capable network connectivity, and have a hot site.
      As a veteran of the industry, I remember the last time there was a "cloud" push. It seems to be very cyclical in nature, maybe down to alternating long term and short term savings CIOs.
      All I can say is: wait til you have downtime or data loss. It's not a matter of IF but WHEN. Then, see how easy it is to do any clawback on the contract, and you'll see how determined most providers are to keep your money.
      Guess what - even the big businesses can't be bothered with the hassle and just let it ride.Most don't even move to another provider unless its really bad, as it takes even more time and money and downtime to transfer.

    6. Re:Lesson not learnt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really, really, wonder how much the anti-cloud posters on Slashdot really understand about traditional data centers.

      Guess what: even if you purchase floor space in a data center, have your own staff rack the hardware and lovingly tend it, a system administration error on the part of your network transit provider, or a mistake on the part of the sparks who are providing power to your lovingly tended servers, will also render you down for many hours.

      I honestly can't wrap my head around people like you who think that the cloud is a dangerous place where a sysadmin is just waiting to delete all your data, but data centers are all perfectly equipped to handle a zombie apocalypse and only staffed by the most skilled staff ever to grace a rack of computers. Because that just isn't the reality of the situation.

    7. Re:Lesson not learnt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that when people say moved their stuff "into the cloud", they are actually redundant systems across multiple providers? E.g. both Amazon and Azure? I've never heard of anyone doing that.
      That is the difference, that when it's "cloud" people suddenly think that putting all eggs into one basket is a good idea, who hosts their critical infrastructure at a single traditional provide, probably even without a local backup? That insanity seems to have gotten a huge boost due to "the cloud".

    8. Re:Lesson not learnt by mysidia · · Score: 1

      When your complete IT is based on SaaS, just send everyone home and let them work from home. All the tools they need are "in the cloud"

      That requires prior planning, and probably requires you to pay for your workers' internet connections or reimburse some portion of their fees.... Your workers might not otherwise have the appropriate connectivity to do this. It also won't work, if the network affecting issue also takes out your workers' home connectivity and effects multiple ISPs in the area -- the issue may be more widespread than the business' link.

      Your CRM being SaaS does no good; if your CSR doesn't have an office at home, and a POTS line that you can redirect customer calls to.

    9. Re:Lesson not learnt by putaro · · Score: 1

      Ummmm...yeah. I guess you don't need phones, what was on people's desks, etc. That's a nice fantasy but if you were using the office there's probably stuff in it that you need besides the IT stuff.

    10. Re:Lesson not learnt by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Yes, but how likely is that?

      If the problem takes down multiple ISP, it would break your datacenter too if you connected to those ISPs. Even if you plan redundant ISP connections for your datacenter, you'll probably pick 2-4 different ones. Chances are much higher, that the ISPs in your employees homes are much more diverse and it would take a much larger outage to take down ALL of the ISPs your people subscribed to, than it takes to take out those 2 that connect your datacenter.

      The same is true for the regional extent. It is unlikely that all of your employees live so close to your datacenter, that everyone would be effected even if a local event disconnects customers across all providers.

      And don't forget that we're talking about temporary emergencys here. Keeping up 50% service quality after a deasaster might keep your losses to a minimum, so have those 3 people who don't have internet fast enough to use a webapp in their homes cleaning up the debris of your office. Someone has to do that too.

      A well planned, bigger emergency plan of course will help you to keep up 100% of your services, but will cost you much more than subsidizing your employees internet connection - just in case of.

      "The cloud" allows you to spread out your operations geographically in case of an emergency. That is included in the cloud concept and the most efficient emergency plan you can get.

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    11. Re:Lesson not learnt by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      If that is the case, what exactly are your emergency plans for any non-cloud related incidents like your office burning down?

      OK.. Let me check my desk here at the office:

      Desktop-PC with keyboard, mouse two monitors. My home PC only has conencted 1 monitor, that would slow me down, but not keep me from working

      Phone: VOIP-Phone. Better than a software client, but a software client is much better than the scorching remains of a phone that burnt down along with the rest of the office.

      A few notes and printouts. Yes, that would be a drawback if I had to work without them. But it would be far from impossible to get along without them.

      If you have anything non-digital that is so vital to your service, you should consider replacing it with something digital. You would have to keep a backup of it anyway as a part of an emergency plan.

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    12. Re:Lesson not learnt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      probably requires you to pay for your workers' internet connections or reimburse some portion of their fees

      Not in years. I used to work as a sys admin for HP, and they used to cover this, but then when times got a little tight they said, essentially "you all have internet anyway, so we're not paying for it anymore".

    13. Re:Lesson not learnt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying that when people say moved their stuff "into the cloud", they are actually redundant systems across multiple providers? E.g. both Amazon and Azure?

      Are you saying that when people co-locate their hardware, they actually place redundant systems across multiple data centers?

      I've never heard of anyone doing that.

      No, that's probably because when you hear the word "Cloud" your eyes glazz over. Lots of people use multiple cloud providers. At the very least, you use a cloud provider who has multiple, independent data centers (in which case you're no worse off than a traditional data center)

    14. Re:Lesson not learnt by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Not in years. I used to work as a sys admin for HP, and they used to cover this, but then when times got a little tight they said, essentially "you all have internet anyway, so we're not paying for it anymore".

      At which point, you tell them that they can no longer expect you checking your e-mail from home or doing anything like that, because you don't have a company sanctioned network connection.

    15. Re:Lesson not learnt by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Chances are much higher, that the ISPs in your employees homes are much more diverse and it would take a much larger outage to take down ALL of the ISPs your people subscribed to, than it takes to take out those 2 that connect your datacenter.

      Residential connections will generally fall into two categories: (1) DSL, and (2) Cable.

      This is typically the local ILEC providing DSL to 99% of the people, and a local cable company with a franchising agreement in the locality providing the cable plant.

      Chances are your office falls into one of those categories too, although some offices may have something more complicated like an expensive bonded setup or MetroE technology.

      If there's any huge diversity in employees' network connectivity from L2 to L4: it must be that many employees live in different cities far enough away to be fed by different telco central offices.

    16. Re:Lesson not learnt by mysidia · · Score: 1

      You don't do contingency planning to plan for likely events -- some of the real risks are the things that "never" happen, so you don't know how likely they are, which happen more often than you would like to think - are the reason for DR planning.

      Remember the Chicago CO fire in 1988? That incurred massive telephone service outages.

      It's also possible some 128 count fiber gets cut by some errant backhoe, and makes internet in an area unavailable.

      Providers often maintain protected paths ---- over time, their transport redundancy often eventually gets inadvertently groomed so the redundant link goes over the same physical cable; the ISPs often don't have a clue they aren't redundant anymore - or their two upstream ISPs or their providers have physical infrastructure in common (available single points of failure).

      There's no question that many ISPs that could on the surface appear to be unrelated, separate, and independent; in an area, often in effect share subtle points of failure with each other, so that all ISPs could be caused to fail simultaneously by certain shared pieces failing (whether the ISPs actually know those pieces are shared or not).

  11. False Dichotomy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now all you have to do is wait for some drunkard to trip over a power cable in whatever cloud provider you're with and wait for them to realise it because _you have no control over it_.

    Hosting 101: Disaster recovery.
    Hosting 102: Would you rather the NSA back up your data from the cloud?

    Common Sense 101: The cloud ultimately doesn't work.

    1. Re:False Dichotomy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hosting 102: Would you rather the NSA back up your data from the cloud?

      I hear they have excellent backup. However their restore is lacking. :-)

  12. Obligatory XKCD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    https://xkcd.com/908

    1. Re:Obligatory XKCD by Antiocheian · · Score: 1

      Why s ?

    2. Re:Obligatory XKCD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not?

  13. Had things been worse by solkanar · · Score: 2

    Someone would have been injured or killed.

    1. Re:Had things been worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone would have been injured or killed.

      hopefully the drunk driver was injured and then killed

  14. you don't know who has access to _your_ data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    'In the cloud' is a nice hype. But you have _NO_ control about where your data is located (backup-up) and/or who has access to your data. From business standpoint it is a tricky solution.

    1. Re:you don't know who has access to _your_ data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'In the cloud' is a nice hype. But you have _NO_ control about where your data is located (backup-up) and/or who has access to your data. From business standpoint it is a tricky solution.

      there's this thing called "encryption". people who don't know fuck-all about it (PHBs and such) like to call it "scrambling" for some stupid reason.

      but this "encryption" thing, maybe you have heard of it? it is how you solve these problems.

    2. Re:you don't know who has access to _your_ data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people who don't know fuck-all about it (PHBs and such) like to call it "scrambling" for some stupid reason.

      When you put all your eggs in one basket and stuff breaks, your eggs are going to be scrambled anyway, so you might as well "pre-scramble" them.

    3. Re:you don't know who has access to _your_ data by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      There are problems encryption doesn't solve. Consider most popular Amazon S3 encryption solutions... you have encrypted data in S3, you startup EC2 instance with random-key-full-disk-encryption, grab data from S3 to process... data is never persisted in the clear, and always encrypted in-flight (ssh); but... you have to decrypt it... *somehow* your decryption key needs to get to that EC2 instance somehow (sure, you can ecrypt the disk, or run a key-server, or whatever, but then you'll need to send the key to decrypt that disk to mount it, or unlock the metakey, whatever, etc.).

      You can't avoid doing this (assuming you want to use EC2 infrastructure to process the data---you can of course ofload data from S3 back into your systems, and process it within your environment... but who does that? The whole point is to be able to process S3 data via EC2).

      Someone (NSA? your ISP? rogue staffer at the datacenter or anyone along the path) who can tap into that conversation between you and that EC2 instance can get the key.

      It is not difficult to do port replication if you know what you're doing.

      Most corps go with cloud solutions bet on this risk being low enough to warrant cost savings... but there's still a risk (perhaps in 5-years we'll find out that Amazon-NSA has been logging the initial-handshake of every EC2 instance on amazon.... giving them the ability to decrypt anything on S3).

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  15. Hybrid Cloud Solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hybrid Cloud Solutions are the way for those serious about HA but aren't insane enough to let it be run by someone else completely. You allow for better availability in the event your own cloud fails as you can shift to a provider's cloud during downtime but you have the control and standards of having it in-house. For all the problems with clouds, when someone drives car right through your server room/datacentre, at those particular moments, you're willing to let them slide to get back up and running for the short term.

  16. And then reality hit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and then, reality hit when a drunk driver ran into the building holding your 'cloud'.

  17. clarification by nimbius · · Score: 1

    this isnt a justification to go 'to the cloud.' its a cautionary tale on the merits of redundant infrastructure. in the grande tradition of slashdot car analogies: what you did was the equivalent of buying a maserati after your car was in the shop instead of taking the bus.
    Amazon and friends still have regular service outages. these in fact may exceed your yearly downtime depending on how good an admin you are. the only difference is instead of a drunk driver you're held hostage by a provider that has no accountability when it comes to your uptime.

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  18. If your country hadn't been so prone to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...use drywalling FOR EVERYTHING in construction, then there is a good chance this wouldn't have happened. Seriously. You guys use it even for outer walls in private homes. Good grief.

    1. Re:If your country hadn't been so prone to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Locked door? No problem with a chainsaw...

    2. Re:If your country hadn't been so prone to... by tibit · · Score: 1

      Chainsaw? What for, except some convenience?

      In most single family U.S. residential construction, the wall is made of (going outside in): vinyl siding, Tyvek homewrap, insulation foam board, optional wood sheathing (OSB or plywood), studs with wool insulation between them, drywall. There is some variation to it, of course, but nothing that changes things too much.

      Going inside out, you don't need any tools at all to go through such a wall. Just use your legs and decent shoes - that's why I was so surprised that the Cleveland kidnapping victims didn't run away earlier. Yeah, you can't punch down walls if you're chained in, but demonstrably they weren't chained in all the time. They could have escaped from the top floor in spite of closed doors etc. Yes, even with sheathing present. It'll only be in recent highest quality construction that the sheathing would be both plywood and attached with screws. That's where kicking it out will give you a very decent workout and you might even fail if you're light. If it's OSB, it doesn't matter how it's fastened, you're going to punch through, period.

      Going outside in, bare hands is all it takes to tear off the siding, rip the home wrap and foam board, and punch through the drywall. A crowbar is helpful but not usually necessary. When sheathing is involved, two crowbars are plenty, one could do with just one, but it'd be a tad slower.

      If you're in a house with some windows boarded up and want easier escape, it's trivial to go through partition walls as two layers of drywall is all you are dealing with. It literally takes at most 30 seconds to be through that. Then you can move to another room that has unboarded windows, and off you go. Use whatever is handy to break the window. You can fashion a ram from stacked drywall.

      Yes, I have tried all that during some remodeling done on my own house.

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    3. Re:If your country hadn't been so prone to... by RatherBeAnonymous · · Score: 1

      A quick web search shows that Ariel Castro's home was built in 1890 and remodeled in 1950. It is likely to be sheathed in half inch thick planks of wood, 20 feet long, and nailed down every 18 inches. This women, girls when they were taken, were thin and malnourished. I doubt they would have been able to kick through. As for the windows, they were reinforced with chicken wire and thick plexiglass and guarded by barbed wire. You also have to consider the fear of reprisal if they tried and failed to escape.

      Here's a video where one of the Cleveland news anchors describe the house: http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=5&cad=rja&ved=0CFMQFjAE&url=http%3A%2F%2Foutfront.blogs.cnn.com%2F2013%2F05%2F30%2Fnew-video-of-ariel-castros-house-of-horrors%2F&ei=9VrpUdfRK8fi4AONvYCQBA&usg=AFQjCNHKlciQmml1R7eg6zPGOrn_8LM6Jw&sig2=cw8YO5dFw20vv2Kali6jGQ&bvm=bv.49478099,d.dmg

    4. Re:If your country hadn't been so prone to... by tibit · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, those planks of wood are narrow - nobody would waste nice glued wood boards or plywood on sheathing for a house. My bet is that the nails are partially rusted by now, and it'd be no big deal to kick your way out of there. Given a tool, like a decent wooden chair, you'd be able to get out even if it was 1891 and everything was brand new.

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  19. Please stop this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this a story? Why?

    1. Re:Please stop this by pjtp · · Score: 1

      Because it's about the cloud silly.

  20. Wrong Solution by twistedcubic · · Score: 1

    Now, if a drunk driver runs into the "cloud" datacenter, what will you do? Go to the heavens?

    1. Re:Wrong Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By then we'll be back in the "in-house" part of the cycle, and everyone will be raving about how all employees should be hosting their own mail server at home.

  21. Re:Bad design Cloud? by FireFury03 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If a single drunk driver is able to stop your production and that production is critical you are doing something wrong to begin with. While the cloud might (and probably will) offer better HA and DR it will not fix a bad design by itself.

    The article also states: " I didn't want to create my own internal IT department". I' guessing Andrew Oliver is a PHB.

    Because cloud services have never had extended outages...

    Honestly, anyone who sees cloud services as the great fix for reliability problems is an idiot, especially reliability problems caused by a once-in-a-lifetime drunk-driver incident. Most of the cloud services seem to have had their fair share of incompetence-related downtime. I wouldn't mind betting that if he'd put all his IT stuff one one of the commercial cloud platforms for the last 2 years, he would've had more downtime than he had running them in his offices.

    In any case, shoving stuff in the cloud doesn't absolve you of needing a competent IT admin to handle backups and such, unless you're insane enough to trust *everything* to a cloud operator who, at the end of the day, doesn't actually give too much of a crap about one tiny customer who might've lost all their data.

  22. agreed. double up! by leuk_he · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yup. It is all fancy way to tell services are not in a local closet, but in a specialized center.

    It all seems fancy, until you hit downtime, and your SLA happens to be "best effort" and the response time is nothing more than someon looked at it within a certain time. You will never get a sla that returns money for the lost productivity.

    You will still have to figure out how to get your backups regularly out of the cloud, and retreive the data if the cloud operator stops. You will have to provide a fast internet link, or maybe even a double link, since if one provider fails, it might be cheaper to have a second provider instead of having one with a expensive business SLA.

    Stating "put it in the cloud"sounds simple, but a lot of details are really important. Notice how the Tarticle is a consulting firm in such things? and even they hoose to do in inhouse for quite some time?

    1. Re:agreed. double up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Placing things in the cloud is for some reason marketed as an improvement of quality. It could be, but only if your don't know how to roll the services yourself.
      What you do get is efficiency. If data isn't your thing then it makes sense to let someone else specialize in it and deal with redundancy and load distribution and all that stuff since they can pretty much roll it once and use it for many customers.
      If it is critical for your business then you'd better make sure that you have the knowledge in house and then you might as well roll your own.
      If you outsource critical parts of your business then you are retarded because everything it takes for the competitor to get rid of you then is to outbid you at the company that really runs your business.

    2. Re:agreed. double up! by foniksonik · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here's a list of things "in the cloud".

      Electricity
      Phone service
      Banking
      Accounting
      Credit card acceptance
      Water
      Gas
      Security / Alarm
      Internet service

      No I'm not being facetious.

      Look at that list. Which ones are not critical to your business operations. Having access to your data is just another item on the list and its likely that its not the most important.

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    3. Re:agreed. double up! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      My food comes from "the cloud". Some people grow their own food, and bully for them, but that's too much work for me, uses more sunny fertile land then I own, and requires expensive equipment in the winter. My food source might go away, and then I'm up shits creek. Such is the risk of living in an urban setting.

      If I can risk starvation at the hands of others, I think I can put together a sensible strategy for using cloud services.

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    4. Re:agreed. double up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, almost none of those things are "in the cloud". You've just re-defined "the cloud" to something even less meaningful than it is now.

    5. Re:agreed. double up! by Holi · · Score: 1

      Water? Gas? .They are not cloud services. Internet service is not a Cloud service.

      Cloud services are web app services. Not things that require Wires or pipes to your building.
      You really need to learn your modern tech jargon before you embarrass your self further.

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    6. Re:agreed. double up! by radiumsoup · · Score: 1

      Data is not a utility. Data is unique and can't easily be found other places in short order like:

      Backup generator
      HAM radio/cellular
      Using cash (or bitcoin)
      Your in-house accountant (not really sure how Accounting is related to "cloud" services)
      Using cash again
      Your own well
      (Ok, I grant it's difficult to refine your own gas, but I hope you get the point I'm making)...

      There's a marked difference between having a utility for generic products and having access to the unique data you generate in real-time. You can't just go to the supermarket and grab a couple 5-gallon bottles of your email from last week, but you sure can get water off the shelf in a pinch.

    7. Re:agreed. double up! by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      You will never get a sla that returns money for the lost productivity.

      Not entirely true, you can negotiate such things with many providers, but it will cost above and beyond the default contract.

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    8. Re:agreed. double up! by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      No, that is not what it is. That is one type of application that runs on top of it. You're just thinking of things that let you "store stuff" or "do stuff" in "the cloud". Cloud infrastructure itself is not just web services. Those web services simply run on top of cloud infrastructures.

      Admittedly, the term is not well defined, but cloud infrastructure is not limited to web apps.

    9. Re:agreed. double up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Data is NOT unique.

      I just cut the text from your article and loaded it on to files running in four different AWS regions. Now there are four copies of your data. While they are not the original post in the original context, enough survives of that context that your data is meaningful in all of those locations.

      In a moment, I will have finished a script to copy those files to a number of databases that I have set up for the purpose of storing your data. Your data is now available to anyone who connects to these databases. I will be charging a fee for the privilege, of course.

      Sure, data is not random electrons that push magnets around. But it is a commodity just like anything else. It simply requires infrastructure to provide it. Go out to the desert and tell me what is easier, getting water or getting internet access. I'd say that you'd probably have to truck in specialized equipment to do either.

      Your data is like skin cells. You're shedding them all the time in all directions, and you can't even stop it from happening. If I grabbed some of them and used them for a random DNA study, I wouldn't even need to ask your permission to use them.

    10. Re:agreed. double up! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You get a connection to electricity with no knowledge of the generation or operational parameters of the electricity. How is that not "cloud"? You expect the stuff to work, you get a connection, and how it gets to you or where it comes from is a "cloud" (water here comes from either of two rivers. It might be all one one day and all the other the next, I don't know or care. I just care that it works.

      You put your money in a bank. You don't know anything about the bank's operations, just that it works. That's a cloud too.

      If you disagree, define cloud.

    11. Re:agreed. double up! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Water:
      You have a pipe. The source of the water is unknown. The exact treatment of the water is unknown. The general properties of the product are known (testing standards), but which river/lake is likely unknowable unless you live in a single-source area. Sounds like a cloud to me.

    12. Re:agreed. double up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most are not critical as an "always on" service.

      CRITICAL (need every hour of every day):
      Electricity (backup generator only runs a little equipment)
      Internet service (this is voice too)
      Water (need to keep poop chutes flowing)
      Phone service (analog fax only - could be made digital)

      The rest we could have intermittent outages:

      NOT CRITICAL (can do without for days at a time)
      Gas (crisis only in coldest weeks of coldest months)
      Banking
      Accounting
      Security / Alarm (downtime is acceptable)
      Credit card acceptance

      More so, the "critical items" could be offset with an honest 3-phase nat gas or diesel generator. Also a backup ISP. Ditching our old analog fax too. We could even truck in water if needed. To say it is "cloud" is no excuse for not having a backup. The cost of an on-site generator is an excuse. The cloud is not.

    13. Re:agreed. double up! by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      There is a big difference - permanence of loss.

      If you don't get water(or other of those cloudy services) for a while, you calculate the gravity of the situation, and plan to suspend the business / close it altogether / shift premises elsewhere before the situation is too critical.

      When data is stored in cloud, and lost, business situation becomes VERY hairy. Periodic backups don't help. No one likes the prospect of telling customers that we have received your payment but we don't remember if we have shipped your order. Data needs to be sent to multiple places before being confirmed - a process that slows down all operations.

      Oracle does provide "Data Guard" for this, but most popular configurations are where data is committed when a request to store at remote site is sent. Which doesn't solve the problem.

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  23. Oh the irony! does nobody remember by buchner.johannes · · Score: 5, Informative

    Amazon Cloud Service Hit By Car Crash

    One of Amazon’s EC2 cloud computing data centres was knocked offline after it failed to cope with a power outage caused by a car crash

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    1. Re:Oh the irony! does nobody remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank god for multiple availability zones.

    2. Re:Oh the irony! does nobody remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot coverage of the incident: Car Hits Utility Pole, Takes Out EC2 Datacenter

    3. Re:Oh the irony! does nobody remember by ideonexus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was thinking the same thing. I keenly remember Microsoft Azure going down for eight hours, right after we migrated to their cloud service. With our old datacenter, we were alerted immediately and their tech support had a bang list to alert all our customers for us that the system was down. With Microsoft, we got NOTHING. Our customers alerted us to the fact that they couldn't access their applications, and we had to go to twitter to @WindowsAzure to ask when the servers would be back up. Then, a year later, the East Coast datacenter went down and we learned that Cloud service does not include disaster recovery and we were responsible for setting up our own recovery solution on Window's Azure's servers.

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    4. Re:Oh the irony! does nobody remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So its Microsoft's fault you don't have enough monitoring? Or no monitoring, I guess, if your customers are the first to notice. You should have backups in multiple availability zones, and the ability to migrate to another provider if the outage is that long. You're doing cloud wrong, but I guess you learned that already.

    5. Re:Oh the irony! does nobody remember by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      So its Microsoft's fault you don't have enough monitoring? Or no monitoring, I guess, if your customers are the first to notice. You should have backups in multiple availability zones, and the ability to migrate to another provider if the outage is that long. You're doing cloud wrong, but I guess you learned that already.

      their monitoring likely ran on the same cloud that went down.

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  24. move to offsite troublesome by martin · · Score: 1

    Seems the main problem here (as already noted by others) was a lack of DR facility not moving to the cloud. But this is the same for many SMB's, requirements for a decent internet connection (not in the costs and quite a bit) and you STILL need a DR solution for alot of the stuff. Googles and others have suffered outages.

    Also they've struggled with the online versions of the accounts and expenses system, just because it's a SaaS solution doesn't mean it any good!

    Also moving from internal BIND to GoDaddy for DNS - seriously.....

  25. 100 percent cloud services? by dgharmon · · Score: 2

    Didn't this cloud used to be known as hosted services, the only difference being that your server is now some VM running on shared hardware and you still have to hire someone to configure/install and upgrade your computing infrastructure.

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  26. so what happens by wbr1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What happens when a 'drunken' MBA cancels the service. Or a drunken admin deprovisions the wrong servers?

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    1. Re:so what happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thank you ! thank you ! you just nailed it !!!

  27. It's also a big risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By putting your data in someone else's hands you are also opening your self up to major security breaches if you are dealing with PII. Example, the company I work for stored PII, they have a website, and on that site, they also have their DB...don't ask, it was developed and implemented long before I got the job. I argued that they should never have a DB with PII on the same machine as their web server...they looked at me like I was stupid...so I just plodded along...well the company we got our hosting from decided one day to remove all the IPSec filters that were acting as a firewall (again don't ask not my implementation) when they did some changes to their VM infrastructure...well lo and behold, our DB was exposed to the internet for about a month before anyone noticed...not only do you have to deal with possible downtime from failures at your provider, but you also have to deal with their stupidity and random configuration changes without your approval...

  28. HA and DR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Could someone please explain what this means?

    1. Re:HA and DR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could someone please explain what this means?

      It means you should use Google before asking stupid questions you could easily answer yourself in less time than it takes to make a Slashdot post.

    2. Re:HA and DR? by dltaylor · · Score: 1

      If your vanity web site will cost you a couple of hours to put back together and an "is your site down" phone call from your cousin when your neighbor drops a tree limb on your backyard server shed, you probably don't need "High Availability", but you should still back up the data and configuration of the server regularly and store the copies at your mother-in-law's house so you have "Data Redundancy".

      If your web site being down costs you USD$1000/hour in sales, call me for a consultation, please. Meanwhile, you need to spend some money (commensurate with the lost sales) on a fallback server, the network infrastructure (redundant network providers, for example) to activate it, and real-time update a redundant data set for it to use (and, while it is running, another data set somewhere ELSE) AND IT support (for example, TESTING the fail-over, and verifying that your backups ((you ARE doing backups, right?)) can be usably restored).

      The OP is considered a fool because he had only a single instance of apparently critical infrastructure and now fantasizes that adding a buzzword will somehow magically prevent any future down time and/or data loss.

    3. Re: HA and DR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      High availability and disaster recovery, I believe. It wouldn't kill people to spell out acronyms at first use.

  29. Nothing to see here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RTFA... He wanted to go cloud before the car hit the building. Seriously? the car didn't move his business to the cloud. He just didn't want to create his own internal IT department

    1. Re:Nothing to see here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA... He wanted to go cloud before the car hit the building. Seriously? the car didn't move his business to the cloud. He just didn't want to create his own internal IT department

      For a small business the overhead associated with an internal IT department might outweigh any perceived advantages. Truthfully, with the proper back-end backup between two cloud providers the potential for downtime is significantly reduced. If your services are entirely running on GNU/Linux then rsync over an encrypted communication channel offers ease of data / configuration backup. The option to bring it all in-house always remains. The infestation of "Twitter Generation" minds on /. has driven down the quality of this forum.

  30. cross-jurisdiction mess by einar2 · · Score: 1

    Sometimes HA and DR is accomplished by having your data mirrored to various data centers. Worst case, you do not even know in which jurisdiction the data centers are. Suddenly, your data is governed by the law of another country. If you live in a police state, this might not frighten you. For some of us, the result is not normal.

    1. Re:cross-jurisdiction mess by Rockoon · · Score: 2

      ...or worse, your data may be governed by the laws of multiple countries because that "cloud" provider has servers in both the U.S. and Europe and shuttles backups across the pond (which is good from a backup standpoint, but bad from a security standpoint)

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  31. The drunk driver is in charge of your own business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and what happens when there is a major data centre outage? Nearly all cloud providers have had them. In the whole time cloud providers have existed, I haven't had any downtime. Also what happens when you loose connectivity to your cloud services.
    What you need is off-site redundancy in your own setup, not to delegate the responsibility to someone else. Even if you have an 100% uptime SLA, and redundant mirrors, all provided by the third party, you will probably end up having a less reliable setup. I'd be very interested in the metrics used during this decision making exercise, including your evaluation of the reliability of large cloud providers, the factoring in of the connectivity issues, and the additional bandwidth costings. Can you please post this information - you are certainly incompetent, if you don't have it.

  32. Why the hurry? by robmv · · Score: 1

    Why the hurry? the probability of something as catastrophic like the car accident on your datacenter happening again is lower now, you can now proceed with the transition to the cloud or colocation service with the same speed than before.

    1. Re:Why the hurry? by tibit · · Score: 1

      the probability of something as catastrophic like the car accident on your datacenter happening again is lower now

      There must be a name for this common fallacy...

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    2. Re:Why the hurry? by aggemam · · Score: 1

      The Gambler's fallacy, or Monte Carlo fallacy.

  33. wtf by sacrilicious · · Score: 3

    Like our customers, we needed HA and DR.

    I guess I'm supposed to go scrambling for my acronym dictionary, but I just don't care. I'll assume he means laughter and medial attention.

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    1. Re:wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like our customers, we needed HA and DR.

      I guess I'm supposed to go scrambling for my acronym dictionary, but I just don't care. I'll assume he means laughter and medial attention.

      Yes, being an intelligent and sophisticated sort of person, I clearly care enough to write a post to complain but not nearly enough to spend less than half that time using Google to answer my own question. Anything else would be ... uncivilized.

    2. Re:wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like our customers, we needed HA and DR.

      I guess I'm supposed to go scrambling for my acronym dictionary, but I just don't care. I'll assume he means laughter and medial attention.

      What did not occur to you: if you are so clearly uninformed about the topic, maybe your contributions would be meaningless and add nothing to the conversation anyway. *Looks at your post* Oh wait, that's exactly what happened!

      At least you didn't miss an opportunity to complain about something trivial. That IS what matters right?

    3. Re: wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HA = Hard-ass
      DR = Doctor (as you surmised)

      Clearly, he needs a hard-ass doctor -- I recommend Dr. Cottle.

    4. Re:wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      High Availability and Disaster Recovery respectively.

  34. Computer, arch! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

    Drunk drivers have been sending things to the clouds for a hundred years.

    Wait. That's not funny. :-/

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  35. All together now by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    Moving all your data and/or application to "the cloud" does not eliminate the need for it to be stored on and served from a physical machine.

    All it does is make the server it is stored on part of some giant datacenter owned by Amazon or Rackspace or something, rather than part of some smaller data center owned by you. Oh, and that for a fee.

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  36. Works for a small enough company by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2

    I work for a company that would have been in a good place, and better off than they were, if they had gone to the cloud a year or more before they hired me. However, they hired me because they were experiencing rapid growth and part time IT support from brother of one of the owners was not longer adequate. When they hired me their IT infrastructure was about three years overdue for replacement from top to bottom. The owners wanted to go to the cloud as part of that change. As we investigated options it became obvious that we had outgrown where the cloud would have been a good solution for us (it is not just size, it is also the way that we do business). We are at a size where it is cost effective to build out our own server infrastructure, including what is needed to ensure business continuity rather than pay someone else for it. The cloud might be a viable option as the location for our business continuity redundancy, but it is not cost effective as the location for our day to day operations.

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  37. Server collocation is not the cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you own a small storefront, I understand the need for collocation, but I don't think they need the cloud.

  38. Going Cloud does not solve the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a drunk driver plows through your office and takes out your net connection and power supply, then cloud services are not going to help you either.
    Cloud services are only as good as your net connection and power supply. Lack of power is a guaranteed show stopper. If you can get your hands on a petrol/diesel genset then at least you can power up your servers and keep working with your own data. In-house servers and off-site backups are still pretty hard to beat, and who says that natural disaster cannot hit your cloud service provider.

    So no thanks...

    as a side note I would never leave my business data to the trust of another business, if you can't trust yourself who can you trust?
    Ask yourself this: if cloud computing is so great why aren't all the big players eating their own dog food and using 3rd party cloud services?
    They don't.. none of them do, they just want you to be sucker, not them.

  39. Reality.... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    They were running on a badly designed system to begin with. Honestly. why did they not have an offsite failover? If 8 hours of downtime is expensive then the CIO needs to be fired for his incompetence for not having a failover system in place.

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  40. Re:Bad design Cloud? by Kijori · · Score: 1

    If a single drunk driver is able to stop your production and that production is critical you are doing something wrong to begin with. While the cloud might (and probably will) offer better HA and DR it will not fix a bad design by itself.

    This seems a bit harsh. I would say that in general, if you're running a small business and you think a single drunk driver can't potentially stop your production for eight hours (as happened here), you're either kidding yourself or paranoid.

    If you read the article, the driver hit the shop next-door, severing the gas main and filling the buildings with gas. At some point during either the crash or the firefighters' entry their internet access was knocked out. Now, migrating all their services online protects them against the specific problem they had this time; but it wouldn't protect them against an actual gas explosion, which could easily have occurred. Nor against a key employee having been hit in the actual hit and run, or the driver hitting your delivery truck, or crashing into your actual building and damaging your workplace. Any of those - and a thousand other scenarios about as likely as the one that actually took place - could easily cost you eight hours of production, and anyone who protects against all of them is wasting an enormous amount of money.

    Moving services to the cloud probably makes sense, because it protects against a whole load of problems. But saying of a small business that "if a single drunk driver is able to stop your production and that production is critical you are doing something wrong" is unrealistic.

  41. Cut the guy a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our company is on the opposite side of the beauty shop and had our services out as well. They're not telling you the whole story on why they chose that site...

    http://www.sexyandfunny.com/image_gallery/random-photos-174_76473_80531_full.html

    nsfw and just copy and paste the link you lazy fuck.

  42. What if the drunk driver hit the cloud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.datacenterknowledge.com/archives/2010/05/13/car-crash-triggers-amazon-power-outage/

    "Amazon’s EC2 cloud computing service suffered its fourth power outage in a week on Tuesday, with some customers in its US East Region losing service for about an hour. The incident was triggered when a vehicle crashed into a utility pole near one of the company’s data centers, and a transfer switch failed to properly manage the shift from utility power to the facility’s generators."

    Then not only your business is ... "in the cloud"... and by that meaning really in the physical cloud.

  43. github is down by kcmastrpc · · Score: 1

    I'm sure glad I have a locally hosted gitlab repo so I can get some work done this morning.

    Pretty good article though.

  44. Und you think you get HA with the CLOUD???? by gweihir · · Score: 1

    I don't think this level of stupidity and ignorance can be increased.

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  45. Re:Bad design Cloud? by MortenMW · · Score: 1

    It might be a bit harsh but still, if the production is critical and you expect it to work at all times you can't be surprised when shit happens if you don't have a good and tested plan. Moving everything to the cloud does not necessarily solve this issue. What if "something" happens to the cloud provider? What if someone hacks your prod system? What if you accidentally delete your data?

    You still need a backup, you still need a distaster recovery plan, you still need some sort of HA solution and you still need qualified personnel. Personally I would not trust that my cloud vendor actually does this for me.

    I don't really have a lot against the cloud, I have actually set up and used Office 365 for a small/medium business. But I still have local copies of that businesses data and a local Exchange server in case "something" happens.

  46. How One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fake submitter and slashdot moderators made me laugh today...

  47. moron by slashmydots · · Score: 2

    Well, I hope he enjoys lots more downtime now that everything is in the cloud except 0% chance of him fixing it himself. And just wait for that extended downtime when the cloud host goes out of business without warning.

  48. Stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The drunk driver could just as easily drove their car into Amazon's data center and hit their server that was hosting your data.

  49. OR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Or, their data could have been in the "cloud" already on something like Mega Upload, and then the servers seized and taken down, all data seized because government goons took them.

    THEN where would you be? Most of those companies still do not have their data back, and we are not talking about pirated data, we are talking about lagitimate data that happen to be on the same server with somebody elses alleged pirated data.

  50. I see... by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

    So when a drunk driver takes out the electric or a backhoe chops your internet cable your company is still in the dark for those same 8 hours. It doesn't make a damn bit of difference if your servers are onsite or offsite, your employees can't work. If you move all of your data and services to the web you could have your employees work from home but if your workflow includes locally installed software then forget it. And lets not forget we have an ongoing scandal of big web companies happily handing over our data to the NSA.

    With any business you need a disaster recovery plan. Basically, imagine the worst scenario that can happen (building burns to the ground) and figure out how to recover from that. Its not easy and although the cloud does make it look like you will have better uptime, the reality is it really doesn't. The only thing it can provide is lower IT costs. You still have physical employees in front of computers and a lot can go wrong.

    This made me laugh.

    My company, Open Software Integrators, is like many small to midsize consulting firms. We do high-end projects that, among other things, provide reliability, disaster recovery, and scalability. But like the shoeless cobbler's kids, we were a bit lacking in our own infrastructure until a few months back.

    The cobblers kid is not crucial to the cobbler making money, his hammer is. IT infrastructure is a tool just like the cobblers hammer, without it you are dead in the water. You are too busy devoting your resources to your customers to make money. You look at your internal infrastructure as an expense rather than as assets and tools which provide you the means to make money so you neglect it. What else did you expect?

    And lastly, hosting your website on-site is old hat. Even with NSA spying you should not have any sensitive data on your website to begin with (unless you're stupid). So no worries there. Email hosting is a double edge sword. You are guaranteed excellent uptimes, round the clock support and no hardware to worry about. Though, on the other hand you have the NSA spying problem and potential hackers. If you are a small business then use hosted email, the benefits outweigh the other problems. If anything is super sensitive and you are scared the NSA will see it then maybe send it snail mail on CD or thumb drive. Where I work we deal with parts from all sorts of companies, many who are government/military contractors and they still email prints. The paranoid ones who have locked down workstations fax us the prints. Only companies who deal with very sensitive data need to worry.

  51. Because everything is safe in the cloud, RIGHT??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Show me a single piece of paper the PROVES some remote server(s), or "cloud", run by someone else who likely hired under-qualified "sysadmins", is actually secured hardened enough to protect my data.

  52. Thanks for the useful information by bobstreo · · Score: 1

    As your direct competitor I've had RIAA, MPAA, FBI notices sent to those sites because
    you may have violated some law.

      There is now an ongoing raid to seize all the computers and data at those sites
      and they promise to return them in a year or two.

  53. Re:Bad design Cloud? by tibit · · Score: 1

    Let's get real: what they have done is a classic otherwise known as buying insurance after something bad happens. IOW: always always a stupid move, since you by definition react irrationally (based on fear etc.). A business must have reserves and planning for dealing with downtime. For most small businesses, it's cheapest to acknowledge some loss of revenue in case of certain externalities. Providing failover/protection from those externalities will be just like buying insurance, except that you're self insuring at a cost that, amortized over time, likely vastly exceeds any loss of revenue, yes, even when accounting for time value of money etc.

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  54. What about a drunk back ho operator? by SgtClueLs · · Score: 1

    There's a big double edged sword when it comes to moving to cloud based stuff (We have a fair amount of SAAS). It's when some back ho operator gets a bit to dig happy and attenuates your line. Getting two different ISPs that can both handle the load and have two different ingress/egress routes can be awfully expensive. We lost services for 18 hours when a construction crew got a large capacity fibre line that took out both our main route and apparently, our backup line was moved by our ISP and went over the black fibre of the same group.

    Also.. good luck trying to get tickets responded to in a timely manner. When you have a large problem, for instance permission issues across all 280 Office 365 accounts, and your ticket has already been open for over a week, it sucks.

    Cloud has it's advantages, and it's got some giant sticking points. I wouldn't be so rushed to the cloud unless you are trying to reduce CapX or have such rapid expansion that you need to provide services faster then your internal staff can keep up.

  55. Re:Bad design Cloud? by tibit · · Score: 1

    Oh come on, the business they are in is called Open Software Integrators, they are a consulting firm. I don't know what the fuck they are doing that they can't swallow an 24hr downtime, give-or-take. It's just completely blown out of proportion, and they are overreacting instead of following their gradual move-to-cloud plan. They are very silly.

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  56. Re:not ours ;) by bambewn · · Score: 1

    They only have their filthy mitts on the upstream carriers if anywhere

  57. Offsite == cloud by gnu-sucks · · Score: 1

    Let's review, the servers the company had on-side got damaged, so they expedited their plans to move to off-site servers.

    Oh, and the off-site server is called a "cloud" service in this article.

    What's new? What am I missing here?

  58. Funny... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

    I know of a major "cloud" data center having a substantial outage on New Years Day due to a drunk driver hitting a power pole. Automatic transfer switches wouldn't switch to generator, and the site was down for 16 hours.

    The magnitude of the outage, time-to-recover, and customer impact were much worse than they should have been, but not that far from what I might expect at several more "premium" facilities.

    When it is in the cloud, you really don't know what the physical infrastructure is...

  59. Cloudsource by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    A) The "Cloud" is a meaningless buzzword that PR sell to management.
    B) Most are located in the US, subject to US laws, making them useless to anyone with Privacy Laws.
    C) Fake story used to sell more "Cloud" services.

  60. Damned if you do, damned if you don't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scenario 1 - in-house data servers: The drunk guy drives thru your computer closet, or fire, or flood, or deranged person decides to make your offices a crime scene. Systems are down for who knows how long.

    Scenario 2 - datacenter/cloud data servers: A backhoe cuts thru the fiber/copper between your offices & datacenter/cloud, or earthquake, or flood, or datacenter/cloud business goes bankrupt or plays host to a deranged person or maybe even gets closed down by RIAA/MPAA or maybe even IRS. Systems are down for who knows how long.

    Ya pays yer money & ya takes yer chances.

  61. Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok and their cloud service is based where? surely not up in the air, it has the same probability of disaster than having them on-site so not sure why anyone should focus on that.

  62. beauty shop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i wonder how that beauty shop is doing now. guess they rebuilt the shop.

    what is HA and DR? never heard of those acronyms before. HA is short for home automation and DR is short for drive?

  63. Re:Bad design Cloud? by n7ytd · · Score: 1

    If a single drunk driver is able to stop your production and that production is critical you are doing something wrong to begin with. While the cloud might (and probably will) offer better HA and DR it will not fix a bad design by itself.

    The article also states: " I didn't want to create my own internal IT department". I' guessing Andrew Oliver is a PHB.

    Translation:

    Those IT geeks must have thought I was a gullible moron! The price they quoted me to protect my super important data was too high, but knew that it's all just mouse clicking and watching Youtube, so I got my nephew to set up some servers that first time.

    After my catastrophic loss, I again chose to not waste money on redundant servers or hiring any of those overpaid minesweeper monkeys, but now my data lives in a far-away place that I don't know managed by people I've never met, so it must be a better solution than what I had before.

  64. The 30 second version by Minwee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "How One Bolting Horse Sent My Company Close The Stable Door: We had no high availability or disaster recovery in place, so when a disaster happened our systems weren't available and we couldn't recover from it. That was bad, so we fixed it."

    Next week's article will be "How Losing All Of Our Data Made My Company Start Making Backups", followed in September by "How Losing All Of Our Data A Second Time Made My Company Start Testing The Backups Too".

  65. Missing in the translation by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    They were your servers before, you had most of the control on them, and their content. Then you had a person acting in an irresponsible, stupid, or criminal way and now that you moved to the magic cloud you think that you are safe from people acting that way, giving total control to a lot of people which any of them could act that way too?

  66. So when a plane flies into his cloud by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    is he going to go back to local servers/storage?

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  67. Kids today :-) by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

    yeah I hear you worked with one guy who s only way of interacting with mysql was phpmyadmin and when the script went over the limit he was stuck until I showed him how to telnet into the box and run the mysql query direct from the cli.

  68. Maybe the drunk driver works for..... by OutOnARock · · Score: 1

    The NSA.....once in the cloud it'll make their data collection that much easier!

  69. There is no "cloud" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
  70. Re: some sort of hoax by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Let's suppose there are two types of "hoaxes". One is the type that is simply cotton candy with "almost absoutely" no evidence, such as the "Rapture Will Occur on X day" type. (Funny note - I just saw someone had posted a flyer on a windshield proclaiming the "Rapture will occur in 2011" ??! )

    But let's say the other is the one based on "50% truth". So yes, Y2K was a deep multi decade legacy flaw dating from the dawn of computing. Put one way, "1975 computing had to deal with 1975's memory space concerns, so a 2 digit year made lots of sense." Then to pick a year arbitrarily, in 1995 (tied to when I consider MS's dominance of corp user space "complete" aka Windows 95), Y2K became close enough of a problem to worry about for real. So yes, massive outreaches worked across the industry, and apparently so well that when it happened I didn't see *any* significant problems of *any kind*.

    But the histrionic types were shrilling that it would have been the end of civilization if not fixed, that entire service industries would collapse, etc. So in *that* sense, it was a hoax - those gross elaborations.

    The interesting thing is that as a modestly observant tech news follower, I haven't seen anything pushed to that level of importance since!

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  71. NSA Drunk Drivers Recommend: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..store all your dataz in the Uncle Sam Cloud. We take care of the rest.

  72. ...redundant cloud now, or what? by Mirar · · Score: 1

    So, I take it from this story, that there now is a cloud that

    * is redundant to location (so that drunk drivers, fires, power outages, local politics and revolutions doesn't affect you)
    * is redundant to host (so that bankruptcy or stupidity of one host doesn't affect you)
    * is redundant to network (so that cable outages doesn't affect you)
    * is redundant to data (ie, proper backups)
    * with working fallbacks/handovers (so that you have to do nothing to keep things running on the above problems)

    and not just means you just handed over to someone that puts it in a virtual server in a data center somewhere?

    Because otherwise, I don't see the point. (You don't even save on the IT guy. You still need that IT guy to make sure your "cloud" host does what you would do normally on your own. Or they will fail making backups and their mail server's disks will get full or...)

  73. Re: some sort of hoax by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

    I agree with this. It was unlikely the apocalypse would have occurred due to Y2K, but it would be naive to think there wasn't the possibility for quite significant impact to a very technologically reliant civilization such as ours. I have read plenty of reports of Y2K bugs that DID cause minor problems (power outages, ticketing systems unable to create tickets and so on) but precisely because of the herculean effort to fix things they were the exceptions rather than the rule. The thought of a near global power outage would have been very impactful on our civilization. An inconvenience at the end of the day because people WILL tend to adapt... but many people with electric heat could have died. We are so reliant on technology that while the hand-waving about the end of the world was a bit much, it did help to bring some attention to the matter.

  74. Cloud is great when you have great Internet by drmario · · Score: 1

    Get a better location or put up barriers, I'm sure it was a cost advantage over the drunk driver.

  75. Yeah, until... by WillyWanker · · Score: 1

    Someone accidentally or purposefully takes down your cloud server, and then there's not a damned thing you can do about it but wait until the problem is solved by the people who run those servers. Which, depending upon the situation, could be weeks, months, or even never.

    Doesn't sound like a very smart idea to me. Using the cloud as an additional backup measure seems perfectly reasonable. Using it as your primary solution? Nope, pretty damned stupid.

  76. GUARDED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just put guardrails around the servers? Problem solved, and no cloud required.

  77. DR would have been nice to have in the first place by Josepdin · · Score: 1

    Had they had DR in the first place, the exposure would have been less traumatic. HA, of course, doesn't buy them anything in a disaster.

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