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British Prime Minister Promises Default On Porn Blocking

judgecorp writes "David Cameron, the British Prime Minister has promised that the UK's ISPs will be required to provide connections with 'porn blocking' filters switched on by default.. The public promise comes despite opposition from ISPs, and the near-universal acknowledgment that the system wouldn't work. Last week also saw the leak of a letter from the Department for Education which effectively told ISPs to lie — to implement their preferred 'active choice' system, and simply call it 'default-on'."

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  1. This wont end cleanly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just wait until someone hacks the list of people with "show porn" checked and joins it to the table of politician names.

    1. Re:This wont end cleanly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If they genuinely want to do this without being assholes about it, they should put a couple of different types of content under it. That way it would not be a "List of people who want to see porn on the internet", but a "List of people who do not want censors to decide what they can't and cannot see". At least that would be a more socially acceptable excuse.

    2. Re:This wont end cleanly by DeathToBill · · Score: 2

      Right. "Government moves to block porn and left-wing political groups." I can see it going really well.

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    3. Re:This wont end cleanly by MrDoh! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Plus of course the gov now has to decide what IS and is NOT classed as Pornography. Are we going to get to the point of famous works of art being flagged? It's going to happen. Or a family that assumed everything was locked down, go into little Timmy's room to find him playing with himself to a picture of The Birth of Venus, then provoke moral outrage. Destroy the art, burn the books (that describe immoral acts). Amazing stuff, it's always the political right that believe in personal responsibility (as this sort of thing should be, take the laptop away, put it in the family room, adult supervision for 'the kids' sake) that does the heavy handed censorship. Plus, every dad's going to be asking little Timmy how these 'Vee pee enns' work.

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    4. Re:This wont end cleanly by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think they should add religious content to the list of things they're going to block; maybe then people would start seeing the problem with such censorship.

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    5. Re:This wont end cleanly by macraig · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This wont end cleanly

      This won't END.

      FTFY

    6. Re:This wont end cleanly by amck · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As all content transfer moves to the internet, the government has now effectively made itself responsible for it.

      This isn't a "porn filter", this is a filter for all communications the govt decides it doesn't like. Including porn.

      Questions:
      (1) Are you going to block playboy.com ?
      (2) Can I get playboy vi Amazon.com, Apple Store, Google Play, then? With a prepaid credit card? Why not?
      When all this material moves to these sites, are you going to block them ? block tumblr, imgur, etc?

      Why not block google.com?

      Why am I being expected to out-source my morality to the ISPs webfilter?

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    7. Re:This wont end cleanly by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Agreed, let's also have wikileaks blocked by default and indeed anything else which shows our politicians to be less then lilly-white. Ignorance is bliss.

    8. Re:This wont end cleanly by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      The government isn't deciding what is classed as pornography. They are fobbing the task off onto the private sector - the ISPs assume the role (Or contract it to a specialist list provider). That way you pay for it stealthily via your monthly bill rather than the cash-strapped government having to justify hireing an army of censors.

    9. Re:This wont end cleanly by nbauman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, they certainly won't allow sex with 14-year-olds, like Romeo and Juliet.

    10. Re:This wont end cleanly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only left-wing? Oh, I see, what you would call "rose-colored" paranoia.

      Hey, the US govt has moved to block Tea Party groups, so maybe it's not so paranoid. And the UK govt is being overcharged for government services it seems by Serco Group, a poster child for privatization. Is that considered a Left or Right phenomenon in the UK? Or is it like the US, a bunch of Tropic of Cancerous, Usurian grey men, revolving door contractors, and generals to whom partisanship is just another means to fud, divide, and conquer? You know, Google Left, IBM Right? Superficially, only, of course. One NSA to rule them all. Well, no, not that hollow shell of its former self. Dog-and-pony show like the rest of the govt. Somebody else, then, but who? Theories abound. Act accordingly. Sorry to be cryptic, but there you go.

      Would seem to be some business opportunities here, though. Perhaps only in some unorthodox, non-traditional-Establishment sense, though, or you would have already been clued in, huh? I see some of you have, especially moderators.

    11. Re:This wont end cleanly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While list. Currently example.com has made it.

      Rest of the interwebs however is out.

    12. Re:This wont end cleanly by 1s44c · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think they should add religious content to the list of things they're going to block; maybe then people would start seeing the problem with such censorship.

      I'm seeing a pattern here, it goes like this:

      1. The government does something dodgy.
      2. People claim it's going to far but don't actually do anything about it. People claim that the government only has to go a tiny bit further then everyone will wake up and realize it's not acceptable. I.e. your comment '..then people would start seeing the problem..'
      3. People forget all about it and lose another tiny bit of freedom forever.
      4. GOTO 1

      The GOTO is conclusive proof that the whole scheme reeks of evil.

    13. Re:This wont end cleanly by 1s44c · · Score: 2

      Agreed, let's also have wikileaks blocked by default and indeed anything else which shows our politicians to be less then lilly-white. Ignorance is bliss.

      Welcome to blissful North Korea.

    14. Re:This wont end cleanly by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      My comment was merely a stab at the types who usually propose this sort of thing.

      3. People forget all about it and lose another tiny bit of freedom forever.

      No one's going to forget (or at least not me).

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    15. Re:This wont end cleanly by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      Amazing stuff, it's always the political right that believe in personal responsibility (as this sort of thing should be, take the laptop away, put it in the family room, adult supervision for 'the kids' sake) that does the heavy handed censorship.

      Umm, there are plenty of "progressives" that are perfectly ok with censoring porn, with the justification that it's degrading to women.

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    16. Re:This wont end cleanly by aix+tom · · Score: 1

      Hey, they should just offload it to the content providers then.

      If they put at "this-is-porn" directive in their robots.txt they have to block it, otherwise not.

    17. Re:This wont end cleanly by lgw · · Score: 1

      Sure, why not? The right adds "porn", the left adds "religion, and violence", and soon we're left with an internet containing only funny cat videos and political diatribes, and only video games where no one gets hurt.

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    18. Re:This wont end cleanly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I only watch gay porn.

    19. Re:This wont end cleanly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is about porn. He was right the first time.

    20. Re:This wont end cleanly by SuperTechnoNerd · · Score: 1

      They banned Shakespeare before. Here comes round 2

    21. Re:This wont end cleanly by SuperTechnoNerd · · Score: 2

      I prefer
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    22. Re:This wont end cleanly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong.

      If the government is offing the task to the ISPs, what would happen if an ISP doesn't comply? The word "comply" entails someone somewhere made up the rules of what is and is not acceptable, and that someone is the government. Thus ultimately it is the government that dictates what pornography is.

    23. Re:This wont end cleanly by macraig · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but *he* didn't know he was being funny.

    24. Re:This wont end cleanly by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      > Well, they certainly won't allow sex with 14-year-olds, like Romeo and Juliet.

      Certainly in this case, "the play's the thing". (And in the spirit of Shakespeare, the additional entendres are welcome.)

      What remains to be seen is whether the king actually HAS a conscience.

    25. Re:This wont end cleanly by acid_andy · · Score: 1

      Stop saying "poster child"!

      The phrase poster child is unsustainable!

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    26. Re:This wont end cleanly by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      There's a meta tag for it: http://www.metatags.info/meta_name_rating

      I don't know if filters respect the tag, or how many porn sites use it. I imagine though that the only practical result even if was used would be browsers skipping in frustration past all the well-organised and regulated porn sites their filter blocks until they find one that doesn't set the tag.

    27. Re:This wont end cleanly by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      But not specifically. It just has to be a rather vague idea that if the blocking isn't strict enough by the 'whatever ministers feel like' standard, then legislation is likely to follow to set a more precise definition.

    28. Re:This wont end cleanly by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      You are ignoring the huge leaps forward we make, like the internet itself. Yeah, they are trying to put that genie back into the bottle little by little, but we are still overall far far ahead of where we were before it in terms of freedom of the press and expression.

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    29. Re:This wont end cleanly by Bremic · · Score: 1

      I for one am looking forward to seeing a lot less imagery of a mostly naked man spreadeagled on a cross and bleeding from wounds on his back, head, hands, feet and torso. That image is everywhere.

    30. Re:This wont end cleanly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that it's degrading to men with big dicks and discriminatory against those with small dicks with hair triggers. Equal opportunity employer my ass!

    31. Re:This wont end cleanly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you have to turn this into a rant against Religion, this has nothing to do with religion. Why don't you try to get out more?

    32. Re:This wont end cleanly by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      It's not a rant against religion; it's a stab against those who normally propose this sort of nonsense. In reality, I don't want any censorship at all.

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    33. Re:This wont end cleanly by BigZee · · Score: 1

      I don't think this policy will ever see the light of day. I expect it to be as successful as plan cigarette packs and minimum price alcohol and will be postponed due to the practical issues involved in implementing it (some of which have already been mentioned). If it does come in, it will be as half-hearted and flawed as we're expecting it to be. Parents will still need to supervise their kids and they will still have access to whatever they want to see. The best this filter will achieve is to make it a bit more difficult to find certain material but I don't think it will put anyone off.

    34. Re:This wont end cleanly by TangoCharlie · · Score: 1

      I've come on a long way since then. I now prefer http://www.over40wivess.com/.

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  2. www.conservatives.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This site is sure to get blocked, there are pictures of cocks all over the place.

    1. Re:www.conservatives.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's weird, all I see is a bunch of cunts. Must be the filter.

    2. Re:www.conservatives.com by TheCarp · · Score: 0

      If you were french then it would be truely fowl.

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    3. Re:www.conservatives.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're confusing it with this site, which not only has plenty of pictures of cocks, but is a website obsessed with cocks actively engaged in (ahem) reproduction.

    4. Re:www.conservatives.com by arielCo · · Score: 1

      I'm told that in America they call those "dicks" and they even have surnames, "Cheney" being the most popular.

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    5. Re:www.conservatives.com by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      I'm just seeing arseholes. I reckon it's my Tivo's fault.

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    6. Re:www.conservatives.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of those assholes makes it way worse than goatse ever was... It's like some kind of super goatse!

    7. Re:www.conservatives.com by TangoCharlie · · Score: 1

      The filter is working fine. :)

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  3. The crucial point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The crucial point is that if no porn is available, the boys will just wank off the photos of clothed models and celebrities as they did before the Internet was widely available, and it's hard to find any valid argument why wanking off the photos of clothed people is inherently better than wanking off the photos of nude ones. It certainly didn't do me any good not to have porn available when I most needed it back in the 80ies.

    1. Re:The crucial point by FireFury03 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The crucial point is that if no porn is available, the boys will just wank off the photos of clothed models and celebrities as they did before the Internet was widely available, and it's hard to find any valid argument why wanking off the photos of clothed people is inherently better than wanking off the photos of nude ones. It certainly didn't do me any good not to have porn available when I most needed it back in the 80ies.

      Its hard to find any valid argument why wanking off to any photos is inherently a bad thing. Anyway, before the internet came along, people just passed top-shelf magazines around the playground, no clothed people required.

      I'm waiting for the big ISPs' lists of people who have opted out of filtering to be leaked and the press to publish a list of MPs who have asked the ISP to let them watch porn through the internet connection that they put on their expenses... :)

      (Also: please will people write to their MPs and tell them to oppose this shit?)

    2. Re:The crucial point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The typical argument is that porn tends to involve acts that aren't commonplace, or commonly thought to be morally right in the bedroom. In reality of course this is moralist, bullshit.

      This bill has actually already failed once. This time though Cameron is being "smarter" about it, and tying it to a bunch of legislation about illegal porn, and peadophiles so that he can slander anyone who doesn't support the bill as supporting paedophillia or illegal porn.

    3. Re:The crucial point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is bad because if your wife or girlfriend catches you doing it, they will probably be mad at you.

    4. Re:The crucial point by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Its hard to find any valid argument why wanking off to any photos is inherently a bad thing.

      My thoughts exactly. When you are old enough to want to see it you are old enough to see it IMHO. We need to discover another continent again so we can ship off the all the Puritans to it again.

    5. Re:The crucial point by robthebloke · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Without even the slightest hint of irony, David this morning promised that he won't ban Page 3. So in future, if you need to fap, you'll just have to pay Rupert Murdoch for the privaledge (who from this point forward, will form the backbone of our nations moral compass).

    6. Re:The crucial point by FireFury03 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Its hard to find any valid argument why wanking off to any photos is inherently a bad thing.

      My thoughts exactly. When you are old enough to want to see it you are old enough to see it IMHO. We need to discover another continent again so we can ship off the all the Puritans to it again.

      I suggest an inflatable continent. We can slash it once we're done and let them all sink...

    7. Re:The crucial point by Aryden · · Score: 2

      or join you.

    8. Re:The crucial point by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      The crucial point is that if no porn is available, the boys will just wank off the photos of clothed models and celebrities as they did before the Internet was widely available

      Wouldn't Rule 34 imply that the whole Internet would have to be filtered out under this scheme?

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    9. Re:The crucial point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is bad because if your wife or girlfriend catches you doing it, they will probably be PISSED at you.

      I un-censored your post for you.

      Inb4Filters.

    10. Re:The crucial point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the underwear section of their mum's clothing catalogues. They helped a lot of teenage boys make it through the 70s& 80s....

    11. Re:The crucial point by slim · · Score: 1

      It certainly didn't do me any good not to have porn available when I most needed it back in the 80ies.

      It might have done. You hear apocryphal stories of people who can't get aroused by partners who won't do the things porn actresses do.

    12. Re:The crucial point by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Porn censor sounds about as useful as telephone sanitizer, which gives me an idea.... we need to buid a few big space ships, but, we will only need fuel for one....

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    13. Re:The crucial point by Zocalo · · Score: 2

      I'm waiting for the big ISPs' lists of people who have opted out of filtering to be leaked and the press to publish a list of MPs who have asked the ISP to let them watch porn through the internet connection that they put on their expenses... :)

      And there in lies the problem with any kind of opt-out system when applied to something like this. Were the list to be opt-in and it were to leak then all you'd really be able to say about it is "here's a bunch of people who, for whatever reason, want to try and limit the possibility of porn being downloaded over their Internet connection". What you can't do is draw any real conclusions about those customers of the ISPs lists that are going to be leaked (just give it time) who are not on it because there are far too many reasons why someone might not have bothered to opt in besides wanting to view porn. However, we have an opt-out system. That is going to mean that when the lists leak the likes of the Daily Mail are going to be pouring all over them, and you can guarantee they are going to have a field day with any celebrities, politicians, and other people that they feel their readership has a "right to know" about they find on the lists. It's clearly the start of a slippery slope into censorship (what will they come for next, do you imagine - something in the name of anti-terrorism, perhaps?), but at least we'll get to see a few celebs and politcos crash and burn on the way, right? I suspect the masses will be too busy sniggering at the misfortunes of those caught out on the leaked lists to worry about protesting until it's far too late.

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    14. Re:The crucial point by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are lots of bad arguments though. The standard approach is to swiftly change the topic: Whenever the block is being discussed, rapidly turn the conversation towards child pornography or (second choice) graphically violent pornography. It's much easier to win support for blocking those. The trick is to simply ignore the existance of regular non-child pornography as much as possible.

      For example, look at how Cameron announced the block officially: https://www.gov.uk/government/speeches/the-internet-and-pornography-prime-minister-calls-for-action

      There's some general fluff by way of introduction in the first section that can be ignored - that's just padding about the value of the internet in a somewhat pathetic attempt to reassure people he does value free speech really. But when it comes down to the meat of the argument, approximately half of the length of the speech is about child pornography. Why? There is already a national filter for this. It's already illegal. Nothing is changing in that area beside granting the IWF permission to investigate rather than just act on reports, and a demand that google needs to do something. It's in there because it presses the 'outrage button' - after a long talk about the evils of child porn, something loathed by all, the reader is in a moral-crusadin' mood and ready to condemn just about anything given half a chance.

      It's quite fun to figure out what he actually saying. It's a true political speech: Riddled with contradictions and a few outright lies. My personal favorite is 'This has never been a debate about companies or government censoring the internet but about filters to protect children at the home network level,' followed later by 'And, in a really big step forward, all the ISPs have rewired their technology so that once your filters are installed, they will cover any device connected to your home internet account.' I'm not sure if this is an attempt at doubletalk, or simply that his speechwriter doesn't actually know the definitions of 'internet,' 'home network level' or 'install.' Or 'rewire.'

    15. Re:The crucial point by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Every now and again a few people get together behind the dream of launching a self-sufficient ship and declaring independence. As far as I know, none has ever been able to raise the money for it - though Blueseed gave it a good go with their business plan. They wanted to station lots of cheap workers just outside of US territorial waters so they could commute by ferry to the mainland to work, but avoid the requirements for a full HB-1 visa (as they aren't residents), employer-provided healthcare coverage, minimum wage laws or income tax.

    16. Re:The crucial point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then dont be stupid - dont hide it from your wife or girlfriend.

    17. Re:The crucial point by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      The crucial point is that this is Britain - which together with US is the homeland of sexual puritanism coupled with extreme deviance when it comes to violence.

      I don't think the rest of the world has anything to fear from this particular twist. They're just following their voters and their culture. This is a very democratic move on which most people clearly agree. He wouldn't be pushing for it this aggressively otherwise. He has voters to please after all.

      Well, except maybe other countries that inherited that particularly nasty streak of puritanism.

    18. Re:The crucial point by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      There are lots of bad arguments though. The standard approach is to swiftly change the topic: Whenever the block is being discussed, rapidly turn the conversation towards child pornography or (second choice) graphically violent pornography.

      Herein lies half the problem with the discussions with the public that have been had over this. The politicians seem to (intentionally or not) confuse several issues:
      1. Kids accidentally stumbling across porn
      2. Kids intentionally looking at porn
      3. Adults looking at kiddie porn (or faux kiddie porn)
      4. Adults committing child abuses

      (And similar arguments for violence, rape and murder... and yet we still get to see plenty of violent stuff on TV and in the papers that is probably more extreme than the faux-rape porn that they are also trying to ban).

      These are all very separate issues - a filter that reduces the chance of a child accidentally sumbling upon porn is quite viable. All the big search engines have these and they do work quite well without leading to too many false positives.

      Stopping people intentionally looking at porn is impossible though, and the harder you try the less legitimate stuff is going to work properly on the filtered internet connections (not just websites - lots of applications would get caught up in this too). And stopping *adults* intentionally looking at porn is never going to work with either an opt-in or opt-out system because they'd just opt-out.

      And to my mind, there is a complete lack of evidence to show that looking at "extreme" porn (e.g. faux-child porn, cartoons depicting child abuse, faux-rape, etc.) is actually going to make someone go out and actually commit that act any more than watching CSI on TV will make someone go out and commit murder. It may very well be that someone who can relieve themselves watching a cartoon might be less likley to go out and actually abuse a child. So here, the reason for blocking extreme porn seems to largely be "I find what you're into in private distasteful and you should be locked up to protect me from being offended" rather than actually to protect anyone. It sounds very similar to the old anti-homosexuality laws, which were there because some people found homosexuality distasteful and therefore wanted to prevent it, rather than actually protecting people from anything.

    19. Re:The crucial point by hedwards · · Score: 1

      It's a matter of degrees. Doing so occasionally isn't a problem. Doing so constantly is.

      But in neither case does it make any sense to censor the net, as there's plenty of material out there that they can't censor.

    20. Re:The crucial point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You hear apocryphal stories of people who can't get aroused by partners who won't do the things porn actresses do.

      These stories are different from the apocryphal stories of middle-aged house wives bored with their sexually unadventurous husbands that we were bombarded with 10-20 years ago?

    21. Re:The crucial point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah because US minimum wage is prohibitively high...

    22. Re:The crucial point by Zapotek · · Score: 2

      I don't get turned on if the girl has no sense of humor, we better filter comedic content too.

    23. Re:The crucial point by midav · · Score: 1

      the-internet-and-pornography-prime-minister

      Do not tell me this is his official title

    24. Re:The crucial point by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      At some point every country was empty land. The people came and in time they screwed it up with political scum, criminal scum, police scum, and estate agents.

      Any new country will be exactly the same.

    25. Re:The crucial point by mindwhip · · Score: 1

      Anyway, before the internet came along, people just passed top-shelf magazines around the playground, no clothed people required

      It will be the same but it will be USB thumb drives filled by the kid who has parents with the filter off for their own use or has the knowhow to use VPNs or one of the many other ways to get around any such filter.

      And I wonder how many legitimate sex education and health sites that teenagers/young adults (lets not call them children given they are already developing interest in the opposite sex) should have access to will be blocked.

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    26. Re:The crucial point by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      But in neither case does it make any sense to censor the net, as there's plenty of material out there that they can't censor.

      I really think they know so little about technology that they believe they can filter everything.

    27. Re:The crucial point by mindwhip · · Score: 1

      He also chose to go public with it on the day the country is distracted by the pending birth of the royal baby.

      I suspect that a lot of the recent discussions that didn't seem to go anywhere were him trying to pre-empt the day of the birth...

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    28. Re:The crucial point by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      If you can save just $1/h, times 20 employees (typical small business doing something like packing boxes), times a typical 40-hour work week, that's $800/wk, or £38,400 a year. More usefully, no healthcare coverage - that saves a lot too, and avoids the very high turnover issue that comes from just hireing twice as many part-time employees (The Walmart approach).

      Sure, it might mean your employees are reduced to sleeping five-to-a-room until the eventual depression and suicide - but in this economy, there are plenty of new ones to take their place.

    29. Re:The crucial point by ultranova · · Score: 1

      You hear apocryphal stories of people who can't get aroused by partners who won't do the things porn actresses do.

      You also hear apocryphal stories of David Cameron molesting dead horses. Better act on that too.

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    30. Re:The crucial point by lgw · · Score: 1

      Let's call it "the B continent". I'm sure it will end well.

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    31. Re:The crucial point by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      No, no. You want it to have some marketing zing. So call it the "In Continent." Easy to sell to old people, like most of our legislators. They've been considering incontinence as a lifestyle for some time anyway.

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    32. Re:The crucial point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... why wanking off to any photos ...

      Because kiddie fiddlers do that too. More precisely they masturbate to photos of their preferred criminal acts. So the ISPs are being forced to make sure that all citizens are law-abiding citizens when they look at a photo. The obvious question being: 'which photos incite crime?'

      The politicians are saying if people aren't exposed to criminal activity, they won't become criminals. Sorta like: If dumb virgins aren't exposed to sex education they won't become pregnant/prostitutes. I dread to think the number of people who see the stupidity of the latter statement but not the first.

    33. Re:The crucial point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God bless DownloadHelper :)

    34. Re:The crucial point by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Thanks to my hosts file, I have everything filtered. Now it takes 2 days to turn on my computer and I can only reach slashdot.

    35. Re:The crucial point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the likes of the Daily Mail are going to be pouring all over them

      The verb to pour requires a direct object. Normally this would be a liquid or a powder.

  4. Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by blarkon · · Score: 1

    The not unreasonable assumption is that if a child can find porn, then an ISP can automate the process of finding it and blocking it. To the layperson, the idea that all these clever people can come up with a way to search the internet and classify content and even rate the quality of that content but are suddenly flummoxed by coming up with a way of reliably blocking porn that kids can find sounds more like "well, we don't want to block porn, so we'll tell you it's impossible and tell you that you don't understand the internet".

    1. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      it's adult content. not just illegal content. everytime it's mentioned it's slapped on with a sauce of filtering for illegal content, but "adult content filter" is really any porno filter.

      bet you 100000 bucks that The Sun will not be blocked though!

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    2. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by DeathToBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I didn't see anyone mention "illegal content". Blocking The Sun would be a first step to a better Britain, though.

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    3. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by firex726 · · Score: 1

      And since one person's idea of porn may not fit with another.

      Most teenage boys would have no issues jacking off to hot women in swimsuits; yet we publish magazines in grocery stores with this content, let alone online.

      As a society we love sex and porn; we just dont want teenagers expressing any interest at all, and to ignore that Victoria's Secret store in the mall while they shop.

    4. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by niftydude · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The not unreasonable assumption is that if a child can find porn, then an ISP can automate the process of finding it and blocking it. To the layperson, the idea that all these clever people can come up with a way to search the internet and classify content and even rate the quality of that content but are suddenly flummoxed by coming up with a way of reliably blocking porn that kids can find sounds more like "well, we don't want to block porn, so we'll tell you it's impossible and tell you that you don't understand the internet".

      Ok, this will sound pretty cynical, but imho the current crop of politicians don't care if legislation is difficult or even impossible. And they know how difficult this task is, in fact, the more difficult, the better. All they really care about is whether a new law means that they can funnel money through parliament to one of their mates.

      This sort of thing is perfect for that. A never-ending task whereby they can pay some private company run by one of their cronies an obscene amount of cash to continually search the web looking for new porn to block.

      Everyone wins except the taxpayer.

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    5. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The not unreasonable assumption is that if a child can find porn, then an ISP can automate the process of finding it and blocking it.

      That there is the problem. You see, the assumption is unreasonable - you can understand why the assumption would be made, but it's still wrong non the less.

      The difficulty comes with specificity, when you search for something you also get a lot of false positives. For example: You search for a pornstar and also find the facebook page of some poor schmuck with the same name. Another example would be you search for some porn term and get a wikipedia page. When searching this is not a problem, false positives have little real cost, since we just skip over them.

      Now lets consider the filtering scenario. Lets say you search for Joe Bloggs' facebook page, trouble is there is also a Joe Bloggs who stars in certain adult entertainments and the system gets confused. Suddenly the facebook page of our upstanding member of society has been filtered, and worse all of his friends are now flagged as having looked for 'bad things'.

      You see, the key difference between search and filtering is that of the involvement of human decision. Search uses a flawed heuristic to give us a set of things to look at first with ultimately a human deciding and making up for the flaws in the search algorithm. Filtering uses said flawed heuristic and then sticks another flawed decision boundary on top, and there is no human presence to counteract it's mistakes

    6. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it is true, they don't understand the internet but even worse they're bad parents if they depend on others to do their job for them. If they don't want their children watching porn, they should educate them and use filters on their computers if they need. Taking a few minutes out of drinking themselves drunk, watching sports, watching soap operas and/or watching reality shows would probably be enough to accomplish this.

    7. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      The folks promoting this are talking about how this will protect against "child porn", which is already very illegal in the UK. If they had the technological means to block that without shutting down the internet (and anyone reading this site should know that's impossible) they'd be doing it already, and no one (even advocates of free expression) would object to that.

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    8. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The not unreasonable assumption is that if a child can find porn, then an ISP can automate the process of finding it and blocking it.

      Only if you expect the ISP to make a breakthrough in artificial intelligence that foremost computer scientists for the last 50 years haven't been able to. We have no algorithms that can display the intelligence of a human being in classifying data. The analysis search engines perform is simplistic in comparison to what would be needed to distinguish actual porn, from talk about porn, from talk about talk about porn, from nude art, etc. (nothing short of a brain that _understands_ the content, and also has a taste in art).

    9. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by happy_place · · Score: 2

      This is the UK we're talking about... so exactly WHAT sun do they see any way?

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    10. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the Daily Mail with its jailbait-obsessed 'sidebar of shame'...

    11. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ninja Turtle fan searches for 'April O'Neil'... awkward.

    12. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by slim · · Score: 1

      (nothing short of a brain that _understands_ the content, and also has a taste in art).

      ... and not even that.

      I daresay that for any pair of human beings, you could find a work which one classified as porn, and the other did not.

    13. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by VortexCortex · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The not unreasonable assumption is that if a child can find porn, then an ISP can automate the process of finding it and blocking it. To the layperson, the idea that all these clever people can come up with a way to search the internet and classify content and even rate the quality of that content but are suddenly flummoxed by coming up with a way of reliably blocking porn that kids can find sounds more like "well, we don't want to block porn, so we'll tell you it's impossible and tell you that you don't understand the internet".

      Fuck off moron. Install nanny ware for your kid if you're a concerned parent. You don't parent the fucking nation. Retard.

    14. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      It's a tabloid newspaper that has pictures of topless models with usually larger than averaged sized breasts on page three.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Page_3

    15. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And up until relatively recently many of the girls on Page 3 were 16-17yrs old.

    16. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by Nimey · · Score: 1

      That right there is how they got to be a major newspaper. I'm not kidding.

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    17. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you assuming that there are parents out there who want their 10-year-old stumbling across hardcore porn? Are you assuming they are good parents and that the state has no right to intervene? Are you assuming everyone has the ability to install nanny ware? Because those are all bad assumptions.

      But then I'm arguing with a douchebag who calls people he disagrees with "retard" so you probably don't care about your bad assumptions. You apparently didn't notice that the guy you called a retard is on the same side of the debate you are, so ...

    18. Re:Block all? No. Block a lot? Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  5. Therefore almost all VPN services are blocked... by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 5, Informative
    ...because they will incidentally provide access to porn. See where this is going?

    Still, three cheers for the first enterprising foreign VPN company to offer free VPN services (ad-supported?). I anticipate approximately every single teen male in the UK becoming aware of it within a week of its launch.

    Also, the earlier Firehose articles were more complete (but that's Slashdot editors for ya): BBC News giving a good amount of political commentary, and technological implementation of the blocking by Twitter.

  6. Fun times if you don't control your net account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like a fun conversation to have for people that live with their parents. "Hey mom, can you tell me our ISP account info so I can call them and ask them to turn on the porn again?" That's completely absurd a law could get passed requiring that. (I'm not just talking about children, but even adults that live with their parents or other roommates.)

    Also, what about sites that happen to contain erotic content but don't focus on it? Say reddit and imgur. Are those going to be blocked by default? That's going to cut off a lot of (UK) traffic from them arbitrarily. Are some websites going to change their style and start strictly enforcing safe-for-work policies purely so they don't fall on a list like that? This isn't good for web culture.

    1. Re:Fun times if you don't control your net account by DeathToBill · · Score: 1

      Or tumblr for that matter.

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    2. Re:Fun times if you don't control your net account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have this problem.

      I'm 26; the account is in my Mom's name and the money comes out her bank account (I didn't have one or a debit card when we signed up back in 2005), but I'm the one who actually gives her the money [cash in hand] to put into her account on a monthly basis. (So, yes, I'm the one actually paying for it.)

      The sad thing is, she thinks all porn is illegal.

      And yet somehow she says so angrily "I AM NOT A PRUDE!" when I call her one.

      Sorry, but you can't be against porn and not a prude.

      So, if anyone knows a way around this, I'd be greatful.

    3. Re:Fun times if you don't control your net account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a job. Move to your own house.

    4. Re:Fun times if you don't control your net account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because that's easier done than said, right?

    5. Re:Fun times if you don't control your net account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's what I did at age 16.

    6. Re:Fun times if you don't control your net account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're a bit confused here. Employment status doesn't apply to this guy's problem.

      If he's giving his mom money to pay for the service, the odds are very good that he has a job. The hard part is escaping from the bullshit that is minimum wage and getting a job that actually pays enough for independent living. (And that means no going through the hassle and arbitrary qualifications for public aid either. And for reasonable quality of life and safety issues, that also rules out living in slumlord housing.)

      It used to be college would help you escape, but that's no longer the case either. Places that would provide relevant experience for good paying jobs tend not to hire those without experience, and the places that openly hire tend to pay crap and usually aren't relevant in regards to experience for jobs which require a college degree. You really need to know people and find someone willing to give you a hand in escaping it.

    7. Re:Fun times if you don't control your net account by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 0

      It's a real shame people have to be competitive. Life would be so much better if those of us who are productive in more than a "stock-the-cooler, flip-the-burger, greet-people-at-walmart" sense were forced to provide a comfortable lifestyle for everyone else. After all, being entertained is the most important thing after whining about how it's not fair that you somehow have to be competitive.

    8. Re:Fun times if you don't control your net account by richard.cs · · Score: 1

      Ignore the comments about moving out - I know how hard it is at the moment. But seriously, just tell your mum you want to watch porn, you're 26 and there's nothing wrong with it. Thinking all porn is illegal probably makes her a Daily Fail reader right?

    9. Re:Fun times if you don't control your net account by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats the issue? Youre 26, youre paying for it - its up to you. If your Mom gets upset, too bad, she'll get over it.

  7. Cameron cracks down. by auric_dude · · Score: 1

    Cameron cracks down on 'corroding influence' of online pornography http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2013/jul/22/david-cameron-crackdown-internet-pornography but mission creep http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cartoon/2013/jul/21/david-cameron-internet-block-child-sex-searches could well happen. I feel an unease about who controls the blocking lists and the accountability of such office holders.

  8. No Sex Please, We're British by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's not just a comedy play and a movie anymore.

    1. Re:No Sex Please, We're British by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      It's not just a comedy play and a movie anymore.

      Surely, the British will be blocking all the violence too, right? Because seeing people killed is much more proper than seeing people made, no?

      It's a good story if you expect people to go off and die for your political aspirations.

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    2. Re:No Sex Please, We're British by DeathToBill · · Score: 1

      No no no no no no. Can't block good clean violence. No problem with nice, clean violence, as long as there's no sex.

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    3. Re:No Sex Please, We're British by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Ohhhh... James....

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  9. AAISP already implemented it..but.. by DarkSkiez · · Score: 2

    If you choose to have censored internet access you can't sign up and are told to choose another ISP.

    I love those guys.

    1. Re:AAISP already implemented it..but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  10. But why is the ISP reading my traffic? by ciderbrew · · Score: 2

    How about a little box that says don't read my traffic ISP / government?
    AND What parents are letting their children use the internet unsupervised?

    1. Re:But why is the ISP reading my traffic? by Inda · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What parents? WHAT UNFIT PARENTS?

      That would be us. It's no big deal.

      Mine is a new teenager. She's been on the internet unsupervised for a good three years. Sit down for this bit: we also let her loose on the BBC's website when she was a toddler, all the time we were in the room next door doing boring household chores. Lock us up and throw away the key.

      We check in on her from time to time. We're mostly greeted with grunts and "can't you see I'm busy chatting to my friends?". We ask about things she's doing. Mum checks her Facebook. I ask questions; questions like "how many accounts do you have on Facebook?". I'm not stupid, even if her mother is.

      Facebook:

      Here's an issue. Teenage daughter likes buying clothes with her friends, bringing them all back to my house, trying them all on like some fashion parade, and posting photos and videos on Facebook. I get it. It's what teenage girls do.

      These posts attract men aged 25-45 from an area of the world spanning the middle east to indonesia. They all tell her how pretty she is. How sickening is that? What should a parent do? Maybe Glorious Leader Dave can help?

      We've educated her to block these people and explain that there are a few nasty people out there. Wrapping her in cotton wool until she's 18 is not something we've chosen to do.

      Unsupervised? Yes. As a well rounded and balanced person, she has earned that right.

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    2. Re:But why is the ISP reading my traffic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What parents are letting their children use the internet unsupervised?

      The same ones that give their children smartphones, tablets etc - so a large percentage. These devices are not as easy to supervise as the old desktop PC in the living room now are they?

    3. Re:But why is the ISP reading my traffic? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Monitoring at the ISP level won't work and they know it. Google defaults to HTTPS for a lot of traffic, for example. That is why they are going after Google directly.

      Everyone in the UK should be using a VPN by now anyway.

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    4. Re:But why is the ISP reading my traffic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unsupervised? Yes. As a well rounded and balanced person, she has earned that right.

      You DO realize that your daughter will be one of the few Alphas lost in a sea of Deltas and Epsilons (products of sheltering, smothering helicopter parenting, and a diet made up largely of sugar and red dye), right?

      I hope you taught her MMA, wilderness survival and basic firearms handling. The cities will empty once an Epsilon accidentally switches off the power and a Delta inadvertently swaps the "potable water" duct with the "sewage" duct.

    5. Re:But why is the ISP reading my traffic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alpha refers to the hunters, not to the prey.

    6. Re:But why is the ISP reading my traffic? by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

      / The internet like a pub with a strip club in the back and kids room at the side. Kids will wander about if you let them. When my son learns to get around *My* not comedy dave's firewalls then thats ok with me. 16bit porn on the Amiga didn't do me any harm.

      I'm more worried about the data privacy and posting any old shit to FB part rather than him watching some fucking.

      This is all fake to get more control over the net anyway. UTTER LIES AND BOLLOCKS!

    7. Re:But why is the ISP reading my traffic? by ciderbrew · · Score: 1

      more like people that are not into IT don't know how or can't be bothered to lock it down.

    8. Re:But why is the ISP reading my traffic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not stupid, even if her mother is.

      Well I'm glad you're raising your daughter in a house where the husband has this much respect for his wife ;)

      Unsupervised? Yes. As a well rounded and balanced person, she has earned that right.

      Oh come off it. She "earned" that right the day you realized you couldn't possibly supervise it all. And since you're answering a non-parent who thinks the solution to everything is constant supervision, this bears mentioning.

    9. Re:But why is the ISP reading my traffic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On behalf of myself, I would like to thank neglectful parents like you. The early sexualization of children has been most helpful these past five years or so. Girls pop out of high school (and before!) ready and willing to service any man who shows her attention. And these girls aren't shy about going ass-to-mouth, either. No joke! If I would have tried this shit back in 2005 I would have been thrown out and possibly slapped. Not today! Hint: telling a girl to block men who show her attention is a big FAIL. Females desire attention above all.

    10. Re:But why is the ISP reading my traffic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeeeees....that was his point...

  11. Phew! by Somebody+Is+Using+My · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now little Timmy won't be bothered by all those nasty websites he has no interest in.

    Well, at least not until he comes across some of those sites that slip by the filters - as they inevitably do - or he learns how to turn the filter off (as children eventually will).

    And it's not as if he will be missing anything important. Oh sure, filters have been shown to be over-zealous in their protection, often blocking non-porn sites as well but why would he be interested in reading Wikipedia or the National Geographic or any of these other disgusting websites anyway? Do they have any redeeming value at all? And even if they do, is it worth the risk that young Timmy might see a nipple?

    Besides, sex is unnatural, and so is the human body. Nobody should see it naked. It's been that way since the beginning of time; children never witnessed nudity or sex until they were eighteen and in no way should we question this belief. Its not as if this sort of repression causes any problems. Anyway, the youth of today must be inculcated from the start with the idea that it is okay for the government to tell us what to read and what to do, for the good of the nation. A strong government should lead its people in thought and action!

    I for one am glad the government of Great Britain is moving in this direction and can only hope the governments of the other nations of the world follow suit. Its just one step towards bringing our world back to a more civilized level of discourse, where things like sex, violence and alternate religions are removed from view. It's for the good of our children after all.

    (By the way, just out of scientific curiousity, have instructions on how to disable this feature been issued yet? I only ask to make sure I don't accidentally turn it of, of course).

    1. Re:Phew! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that's the longest strawman I've ever read.

    2. Re:Phew! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems you have no idea what a straw man is.

    3. Re:Phew! by Inda · · Score: 1

      You just know it'll be a javascript injection by the ISP for the first page you visit.

      The "pop-up dialog" will say:
      Do you wish to block porn? [yes] [no] [cancel *hehe*]

      Everyone will click yes out of habit, except little Johny. He likes to live dangerously and he'll click no.

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    4. Re:Phew! by happy_place · · Score: 1

      Filters are becoming more sophisticated. Originally they were known to filter a lot of sites that had innocuous content on them, but they are quite configurable these days and only getting better.

      I don't have an issue with putting filters on "public" networks and machines that are publically accessible. You don't know who will be using the machine, and it should be illegal to show porn to young kids... they don't need that stuff in their minds. Everybody deserves a little bit of a childhood. Not to mention the psychologically addictive nature of much of this material.

      I agree sex is natural and good, but porn hardly portrays it as such... much of it is about humilation, shame, objectification, and degrading people. It's hardly healthy for a young mind to see all people with whom they have physical attraction as such.

      Besides, considering the traffic that is generated from porn, why not find a way to make those using it the most actually pay for the privilege, rather than making all the public support it?

      Unfortunately these arguments are either all or nothing, and that's a shame because it will eventually end up robbing people of freedoms, because we continue to find middleground solutions that could satisfy both parties.

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    5. Re:Phew! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your statement is that the actual argument and rationale is something different from what the parent attempts to ridicule. In that case, WHAT ARE THEY THEN?

    6. Re:Phew! by Yvanhoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But guys on reddit had a good point : reddit.com/r/sex/ and reddit.com/r/lgbt/ are already blocked by UK mobile ISPs, they will probably be on the new blocking list. Yet these are not pornographic, they are about discussing about sex practices and advices for the first one, and about the lgbt problems and identity. These two things would have been invaluable resources for me as a teen. Blocking these are harmful to the children.

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    7. Re:Phew! by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      I like your attitude. When I was a child, there was no Internet, but I could easily have been exposed to sex just by walking into my parents' bedroom at the wrong moment. I just can't believe how irresponsible they were. Why was there no law mandating that bedroom doors must remain locked at all times unless people opt out in writing?

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  12. Bitcoin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another reason to start using Bitcoin

    1. Re:Bitcoin by DeathToBill · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, the dirty strings in the hashes... I saw a A9 88 7F DF 4E 1C the other day! Dirty sods.

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    2. Re:Bitcoin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misspelled Tor.

  13. OP is ridiculously wrong by DeathToBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I find a lot of the debate around this very deceptive. That "near-universal acknowledgment that the system wouldn't work" means that it can't block every pornographic image out there. That's a lot like complaining that speed cameras "don't work" because people still speed on other lengths of road, or that aeroplanes "don't work" because occasionally they crash, or that firewalls "don't work" because sometimes attacks come through port 80. You'd be stupid to have a firewall installed, right? They don't work - some attacks still get through! And "effectively told ISPs to lie"? That's bullshit. You have a filter which will be turned on unless you take an action to turn it off. But by default, it will be on. Sounds like default-on to me. The ISPs want to label it some active choice plus garbage, but that's what it is. The letter suggested they call a spade a spade.

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    1. Re:OP is ridiculously wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bla bla bla I like strawmans bla bla bla

    2. Re:OP is ridiculously wrong by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      The ISPs want to label it some active choice plus garbage, but that's what it is.

      No, they want to call it active choice because you will have to take an active choice to enable the filtering (i.e., it would be off by default):

      the prime minister would like to be able to refer to your solutions are "default-on" as people will have to make a choice not to have the filters (by unticking the box)

      In other words, what they're saying without actually saying it, is telling the ISPs to default the filters to on, which is not what the ISPs want to do.

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    3. Re:OP is ridiculously wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find arguments like yours to be not just very deceptive, but dangerously so. Surely you can't actually be stupid enough to think that the only problem with these systems is that they don't block enough. They also block things that should not be blocked. Not just things that are harmless, but also things that can be importantly helpful, such as factual information about human biology, contraception, disease prevention, etc. So, assuming that you aren't some kind of idiot, I can only assume that you're trying to promote this idea because you're the kind of sociopath who doesn't care about such things.

    4. Re:OP is ridiculously wrong by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      That "near-universal acknowledgment that the system wouldn't work" means that it can't block every pornographic image out there. That's a lot like complaining that speed cameras "don't work" because people still speed on other lengths of road, or that aeroplanes "don't work" because occasionally they crash, or that firewalls "don't work" because sometimes attacks come through port 80. You'd be stupid to have a firewall installed, right?

      I think the comparison is unfair. Speed cameras so catch some people. Most planes don't crash and so on. Will these filters stop a single person from tugging off to porn? Almost certainly not. That makes them pretty much 100% ineffective.

      And to take an example from my childhood. I was in school before internet access was widespread and certainly before home networks were commonplace. The only internet access most people had was the family PC placed conveniently close to where the phone line came into the building. That will almost certainly have been more effetive than the filters.

      And yet one chap in my school did have a good connection (dual ISDN, IIRC) and a home network and a rare and expensive CD burner and made good money selling CDRs full of porn at school for a few quid more than the price of a CDR.

      In other words even lack of pyhsical access to the internet didn't stop kids from tugging off regularly to internet porn.

      Back into the modern day when most people have internet access, I suspect that a combination of some parents, over 18 siblings, VPNs, and a not 100% complete filter will mean that in practice a substantial fraction of kids will have access through the filter. Much more than the one guy in my school whose exceptionally generous dad ran a computer/networking business.

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    5. Re:OP is ridiculously wrong by DeathToBill · · Score: 1

      No. the ISPs are already proposing a system where the filter is on unless you make an active choice to turn it off. Check your facts.

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    6. Re:OP is ridiculously wrong by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1
      If that's true, what's all this fuss about? I can't find anything that states clearly that, if a (first time or existing) consumer does nothing, filtering will be enabled.

      Negotiations have led to an agreement to implement “active choice +”, a software restriction on violent and sexually graphic content that gives parents the option to filter it out. Yet the Government has asked the four leading firms to state they are in fact introducing a stricter system, “default-on”.

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    7. Re:OP is ridiculously wrong by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      ^ I can't find anything that states clearly that, under the ISPs' preferred plan, if a (first time or existing) consumer does nothing, filtering will be enabled.

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    8. Re:OP is ridiculously wrong by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Learning how to access Facebook through the school's filters is basic computer skills for children. If 100% of aircraft were ineffective and a significant percentage of the passengers died on every single one then yes, I'd say they "didn't work".

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    9. Re:OP is ridiculously wrong by DeathToBill · · Score: 1

      Well, from TFS, "David Cameron, the British Prime Minister has promised that the UK's ISPs will be required to provide connections with 'porn blocking' filters switched on by default" and this, of course, has everyone terribly upset. So which is it? If he really asked them to lie, then the filter is not default-on - so what is everyone getting so terribly upset about?

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  14. Slippery slope welcomes British Prime Minister by mrspoonsi · · Score: 1

    He would be glad to know there is a country, where women wear the burka (and babies should: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/saudiarabia/9848469/Saudi-Arabian-cleric-declares-babies-should-wear-burkas.html), not only, but the hideous crime of kissing in public is punishable with one 1 month in jail, it is called Saudi Arabia, he is most welcome to take his ultra conservative views with him, leaving those who are less up tight about sex in peace. All in the name of protecting Children (forgetting for a minute that possibly most teens gain their knowledge of Sex these days from the Internet).

    1. Re:Slippery slope welcomes British Prime Minister by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

      Even worse is Dubai where woman was raped and then slammed into prison for extra-marital sex. She only go out when the Norwegians kicked up a fuss. I know that I am supposed to respect other cultural values, but some I find very hard.

    2. Re:Slippery slope welcomes British Prime Minister by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She invited a guy to have sex with her in room, and the next day wanted to pretend that she is a virgin taken against her will. Yeah, some cultural norms are too fucked up to comprehend

    3. Re:Slippery slope welcomes British Prime Minister by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Even worse is Dubai where woman was raped and then slammed into prison for extra-marital sex

      To be fair, she claims to have been raped. Just because it's rape doesn't suddenly reverse the burden of proof, even in US or european jurisdictions.

    4. Re:Slippery slope welcomes British Prime Minister by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2

      To be fair, she claims to have been raped. Just because it's rape doesn't suddenly reverse the burden of proof,

      The guy who she says did it was found guilty and jailed for 13 months although he too got pardoned along with her.

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  15. Effective blocking by benjfowler · · Score: 1

    It's hard to know what the 'next step' will be (beyond the invention of PageRank), but what happens if it turns out that it's possible to indeed effectively divine what people are searching for, and effectively block it?

    People here seem to be thinking that keyword blocking is so ineffective, that the proposal will be laughed out of the room. Because when it becomes possible to build a model of somebody's search strategy (if it isn't already) and it can be admissible in court as intent of criminal intent, then all of a sudden, everyone will stop laughing.

    The scary thing for me *isn't* that a bunch of powerful tech-illiterates are meddling; it's that they might be accidentally right; that effective blocking technology is indeed around the corner, it gets mandated by government -- and then the technology is misused to make certain kinds of thought and discussion effectively impossible in ways the Chinese Communist Party could barely dream of.

  16. Re:It will make no difference by benjfowler · · Score: 2

    Getting hold of a firearm, even for criminals, isn't trivial. Against people who are too lazy/stupid to obey the law in any case, the law serves its purpose.

  17. goodbye free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The interesting thing is that this filter will also end up blocking all articles and comments about the porn filter itself because of matching words in the article. Effectively, preventing the public from being aware of the history behind the feature in the future. There will also be a lot of false positives as there tend to be with this type of system, for example things like Michelangelo's artwork end up getting blocked due to some of it involving nudity. Another example is China's firewall sometimes blocks social and technological articles that they did not intend it to block because certain words or dates happen to appear in text, which leads to a knowledge and information drain in their society. For example because I've mentioned China's firewall this entire article might never appear to their people, so they may end up being unaware of it. It is a hit or miss sort of thing.

  18. Please, somebody think of the children! by Stolpskott · · Score: 4, Insightful

    it is easier, cheaper, quicker and garners more positive publicity for the politicians involved to get the ISP to block something (anything, does not really matter what, as long as something is blocked) than it is to actually tackle the underlying problem and catch the child abusers.

    However, as politicians we need censorship options to go alongside our surveillance capability... we use the surveillance ability to keep an eye on the people we are afraid of (in the UK, that apparently means the Government is afraid of about 65 million people... quite a way behind the US though, who have a list of 300 million or so people that scare the politicians). We then need the censorship mechanisms so that we can keep information about our surveillance system out of the public domain, and we then need the surveillance system again to watch the people who are trying to circumvent the censorship equipment (oh, good... we are already watching those people, because they are on our "people to be feared" list!).

    On a more serious note, Claire Lilley at the NSPCC pointed out that "In every single child abuse image there is a victim, a child who has been abused". This is true, if you check the circumstances of the photograph. But I am 100% sure than a 5 minute search of Youtube would turn up a ton of clips from movies, from which you could grab stills that look like child abuse and that a third party viewer would categorize as child abuse, even though no children were abused in the production of said image.
    I am all for stamping our Child Abuse, preferably in a process that involves stamping out the penis and testicles of any men involved in said abuse, but blocking sites that some unaccountable quango group deep in the bowels of the British government thinks should be blocked is not the way to go about it... unless of course, the porn blocking is simply a convenient excuse behind which the real purpose of the system is being hidden.

    Damn, I am starting to sound like a conspiracy theorist. Somebody pass me my kool-aid, quick!

    1. Re:Please, somebody think of the children! by Serif · · Score: 2

      Claire Lilley at the NSPCC [nspcc.org.uk] pointed out that "In every single child abuse image there is a victim, a child who has been abused"

      Interesting. So she doesn't class cartoon images as child porn then? Maybe she should tell the government.

    2. Re:Please, somebody think of the children! by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 1
      "Thousands of people have been murdered."

      In that sentence there were thousands of victims: people who have been murdered.

    3. Re:Please, somebody think of the children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a more serious note, Claire Lilley at the NSPCC [nspcc.org.uk] pointed out that "In every single child abuse image there is a victim, a child who has been abused". This is true, if you check the circumstances of the photograph.

      I'm not so sure that's true. It seems to be the 'catch all' term amongst people who work and campaign in that area, and they don't usually give definitions. Instead they (nobody seems to use it much in everyday life or in law) seem to use it to refer to any kind of illegal image. That could include not just the obvious and most criminal, but also images exchanged between teenagers, images taken by parents of children in the bath, images taken by 16/17 year olds in a relationship of themselves (which is legal, IIRC) but only when in the possession of someone else (which isn't) and images taken secretly. It even includes page three in old copies of some mainstream UK newspapers, thanks to a change in the legal age. The existence of the image might be abusive in some of those cases so you could argue it really means 'image of a child which is abusive', but not all, and I'm not so sure that's how the typical reader of the news understands it anyway.

    4. Re:Please, somebody think of the children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best part is, the most grotesque child abuse in Britain today is grooming of preteens by immigrant Muslims.

      It's racist to even notice, and in today's England, being racist is worse than getting your daughter raped.

    5. Re:Please, somebody think of the children! by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      it is easier, cheaper, quicker and garners more positive publicity for the politicians involved to get the ISP to block something (anything, does not really matter what, as long as something is blocked) than it is to actually tackle the underlying problem and catch the child abusers.

      This isn't even blocking child porn - it's blocking ALL porn because the prime minister is on a Victorianesque moral crusade to prevent people children from seeing nipples. It really sucks that this country has come to this.

      PS. The bolded 'people' above should be strikethrough but Slashdot doesn't seem to allow strikethrough.

  19. what happens when you opt out by collect0r · · Score: 1

    which list of perverts will we be on and will we be the first people in the work camps for looking at porn. i am all for a system where we can block content but we cannot start to allow the government to tell uswhat we can and cannot look at.

  20. Re:It will make no difference by DeathToBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's right. Gun laws in Britain make no difference whatsoever, in fact the gun murder rate there is ten times higher than in the USA.

    Oh. Wait. No it's not. Actually the USA is number 11 on that list and the UK is number 60. But hey, never let facts get in the way of your preconceptions.

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  21. Who can I sue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who can I sue when I delegate responsibility for keeping porn away from my children and myself before we are outraged and clearly damaged, mentally and emotionally injured when some porn does turn up on the computer ?????? I would prefer if the spam stopped coming into my mailbox.. why has that not been sorted yet??????????? Idiots.

  22. Clearly that's the important thing right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyway, be sure to request "unfiltered internet access", don't ask for porn to be unblocked.

  23. A complete waste of time and money by wisewellies · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whilst I have no problem with Cameron's intention to prevent undesirable material from falling into the hands of younger users, I have major issues with the fact that he seems to be pushing ahead with this despite advice from people who actually know how the Internet works. Fundamentally, he doesn't seem to understand that the Internet is merely a network - it transfers packets of data from A to B, much the same as the postal service. It does not (and should not) care what is in those packets.

    Ultimately any proposal to deploy blocking technology is doomed to fail - blocking certain DNS queries will simply lead people to use an alternative DNS server, or to share IP addresses of questionable sites. If ISPs start to filter HTTP, then people will move to a different protocol. Where does this end up? The Great Firewall of (not-so-great) Britain? Martial law? Ultimately his proposals will end in failure - the Internet community will develop new methods to access material much faster than the government can block them.

    If people really understood the full implications of what is being proposed here, they wouldn't want it. Packets on a network should be afforded the same protection as mail in transit - i.e. it requires a court order to open them. This process is transparent and well-understood - it is not left to shadowy, non-elected, non-accountable organisations to decide what gets through and what is dropped. We do not need a censored Internet - it is used for so much more than browsing the web, and these other applications will suffer with this sledgehammer-to-crack-a-nut approach taken by Cameron.

    Personally, I believe the best approach to managing access to this kind of material and staying safe online is through education - something which each and every parent should discuss with their child, in the same way that they teach them to cross the road.

    1. Re:A complete waste of time and money by gsslay · · Score: 1

      Never mind the millions of technological flaws in this dumb plan. What's morally wrong about this is threefold;

      Firstly it is censorship. Once it's established that it's ok for your ISP to filter naughty pictures, it becomes ok for them to filter anything else that the government of the day decides you shouldn't look at/read/know. Unless you ask for special permission, and what would you be needing that for, you filthy pervert/terrorist/subversive?

      Secondly the government is taking on the role of arbiter of what is 'porn'. Not 'illegal porn', just porn. So anything that they decide is a bit saucy, in their opinion, gets blocked as porn. No longer your decision if you'd class it as, say, educational.

      Thirdly, the majority of this is going to be inevitably automated. And automation never works 100%. So entirely 'clean' websites, containing information that adults have a perfect right to know, are going to get blocked just because something triggers an automatic 'filth trigger'. End result will be websites being hyper-cautious about anything and everything that might possibly be considered 'adult', in case they get hit by a block that takes weeks to sort out. Welcome to the Disneyfication of the internet, where everything is reduced to the level of what's safe for a 5 year old.

    2. Re:A complete waste of time and money by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      So nothing should be done because thats just how it works?? That,s BS. That,s pornographers abusing the system and people saying well thats the way it works so why even try.

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    3. Re:A complete waste of time and money by wisewellies · · Score: 1

      That's absolutely not what I'm saying. Whatever your views on pornography, Cameron's ideas will not solve the problem as it simply isn't possible to adapt filtering technology to block 'undesirable' content. Filtering will initially be a DNS blocklist - which will be circumvented by people using an alternate DNS service, or simply sharing the IP addresses in a text file. You can't block by IP address because in a lot of cases, many websites are hosted by the same IP address - a.k.a. virtual hosting. You can't block all of the other hosts because of one bad site.

      So, let's suppose for a minute that it was possible to do some kind of deep packet inspection to block access to these sites. Again, people will simply adapt around the filter - using HTTPS or some other kind of encrypted protocol. It's a game of cat and mouse, and the odds are heavily stacked in favour of those who want to view this material. Simply put: short of blocking access to everything and allowing access to a list of 'government approved' hosts, Cameron's proposal is doomed to failure. This point of view is not because I want to view this stuff - but because I understand how the Internet works. It is very clear that Cameron has refused to listen to even one knowledgeable person on this issue.

      And if the Internet is blocked completely, what happens next? People find other methods to share material. So let's outlaw USB sticks, newspapers, postal services, paper, books, conversation... where do you draw the line? I'm absolutely not saying that nothing should be done, but I am saying that this is the wrong solution. In this day and age, education is the best and in my view the only way to deal with this effectively. Parents need to take responsibility and teach their children how to stay safe online, in the same way that they teach them not to talk to strangers in public, or to cross the road without being run over. People who want the government to step in and take over their parenting functions should have a long, hard think about whether this is really what they want. Government intervention in private, family life draws strong parallels with the values of Nazi Germany and other fascist states. History tells us that this is not a good idea.

    4. Re:A complete waste of time and money by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      People are demanding the Blocks read that again people are demanding filters got it? Its for people who WANT Filtering.. So yes it WILL solve a problem for people who dont want to view pornography. Those who actively try to get around the filter meaning pornographers should be arrested and jailed. Its the parents problem if there kids try to get around the filters that means no internet in a room with a closed door for kids who try. Its not about your right to wack off or a pornographers right to make money because that IS all he worries about and if you think other wise well what can i say. Don't like what being done? get out and get registered to vote and go out and vote.

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    5. Re:A complete waste of time and money by wisewellies · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. A small, but vocal minority of people are demanding blocks because they are simply incapable of understanding the wider issue, as you have repeatedly demonstrated. This isn't about blocking pornography at all - this is about politicians pandering to the demands of the easily-swayed voters, i.e. those who generally read the tabloid press. Your assertion that 'those who actively try to get around the filter meaning pornographers should be arrested and jailed' is simply laughable. This proposal isn't about arresting pornographers (definition: those who publish pornography), but trying to put a mechanism in place to censor the Internet. Anyone with any technical knowledge of how the Internet works (which you clearly don't have) would understand that it simply won't work for all of the reasons that I and others have outlined in previous posts.

      You also seem to think that those who try to get around the blocks should be jailed - what will this accomplish, exactly? I have run my own DNS for decades, and my company does the same. Do we do this to get around blocks? Absolutely not - we do this because we need to resolve the names of both internal and external machines. Are we trying to get around the blocks? Absolutely not. Are we getting around the blocks? Categorically yes. Under your 'plan', this would be an offence, yet we are merely using one of the many Internet technologies as it is supposed to be used.

      And where are the parents in all of this? The sensible parents understand that they need to educate their children in safe Internet use. It really isn't hard - a well brought up child will have no problem in using the Internet within the rules laid down by their parents. Parents have a duty to bring their children up to give them the best start in life, and to ensure that they do so in a safe, loving and caring environment. That environment is the responsibility of the parents, and the parents alone. It is not the responsibility of the government to mandate how they should do it. Perhaps some parents should try engaging with their children once in a while, rather than shouting at them from in front of the television. You'd be surprised what this would accomplish - it might even go some way to reduce youth crime and teenage pregnancies too. Take some responsibility for your children.

      By the way, one of the best ways to get people to start doing something is to tell them that it is illegal. Children and adults alike are fascinated by the things that they are not allowed to see - it's simple human nature. There's a strong argument for saying that access should be completely unrestricted - let them see what they want to see - and you'll find that they quickly move on to other things. How many of us can remember trying to see an age-restricted movie at school? How many of us stayed out later than we should? It didn't do anyone any lasting damage, yet some people seem to want to try to block everything. When I was at school, the Anarchist's Cookbook used to circulate on floppy disk - and at that time it was perfectly legal to own a copy. Did any of my schoolfriends turn into terrorists? Absolutely not. They read it, tried out a few things, and moved on. Nowadays we seem to think it acceptable to put people in prison for reading it, and to expel children for conducting science experiments. What a wonderful world we live in.

      Oh, and as a UK citizen, I am registered to vote, and have never missed an election. The problem in our democratic system is that there really aren't any viable parties to vote for - they are all offering weak policies to pander to people like you. Ever stop to think why so few people vote in our elections? Perhaps it's because the majority of the population are fed up with the current political offering, and feel that whichever way they vote, they won't be listened to. This government (and previous governments) have repeatedly failed to

  24. Incomplete summary by WML+MUNSON · · Score: 1
    The article summary does not mention a key part of this announcement. FTA:

    In addition, the prime minister said possessing online pornography depicting rape would become illegal in England and Wales - in line with Scotland.

    1. Re:Incomplete summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a very common political tactic.

      You have policy A, which you want to push, but know people will be divided on. In this case, it's porn censorship.

      So you attach policy B to it. This is much more clear cut and most people agree with it. In this case, it's the possession of pornography depicting rape.

      Now, as a politically active individual I find it very difficult to argue (opine, discuss, talk to peers, etc...) against policy A without tactically agreeing with policy B.

    2. Re:Incomplete summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, what the hell is 'rape porn'? Is BDSM 'rape porn'? Are pictures of people having sex while one is tied to a bed or handcuffed now going to be illegal and the horrible people how enjoy such things demonized and humiliated by the media? This is ridiculous.

    3. Re:Incomplete summary by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      I think it's the other way around, with the "protect the children filter" distracting from the porn content censorship, which is in turn a trojan horse hiding a ban of most pornography. Do porn actresses want to have sex? Obviously they just want money, which they are "forced" to have sex to get. Once hardcore porn is banned, then we come full circle to ban softcore, since all naked images of women "harm" women in general, and "have a bad influence" on men.

    4. Re:Incomplete summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But oddly this is fine!...

      http://www.amazon.co.uk/Serbian-Film-DVD-Srdjan-Todorovic/dp/B0042L0P1C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374505476&sr=8-1&keywords=serbian+film

      I wonder if we'll see the mass locking up of feminists found with a copy of 'The Accused'?

    5. Re:Incomplete summary by fuzzywig · · Score: 1
      How do you know an image is depicting rape?

      Certainly there's many sexual behaviours which are entirely legal in the UK between consenting adults, which might *look* like rape if you took a photo, would that be rape porn?

      I can see where they're coming from, but you run into the same problems as defining if an image (or video etc.) is pornographic or not.

      Unfortunately cracking down on actual rape wouldn't make as many headlines as promising to band internet porn.

    6. Re:Incomplete summary by richard.cs · · Score: 1

      This. After going off on a tangent about the unrelated (and already blocked and illegal) issue of child porn, which he deliberately conflates with porn in general, he then throws this in. I have no idea what it's supposed to mean.

    7. Re:Incomplete summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      very difficult to argue (opine, discuss, talk to peers, etc...) against policy A without tactically agreeing with policy B.

      How about if you agree strategically?

  25. Better headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Government registration required to view pornography"

    It's fine to demand ISPs give the option to turn this on. In fact, there are good reasons to do so as there are so many internet connected devices that it has become difficult to manage filters on all of them.

    But there is a gulf between that defensible scheme and this scheme, which by making the filter a default, puts adults in the absurd position of having to register with the government to view pornography. Because of the social stigma involved I would say there is an strong argument to be made that these defaults infringe on adults' rights to view pornography. Hopefully a brave soul will take up the case.

    If the goal is to prevent children from viewing pornography then that fails on practical grounds, as it forces a policy intended for children on the adults of a house.

    Also, how will the law treat adults with children who choose not to have the filter - if their children do end up viewing pornography could the adults be charged with creating an unsafe environment? On the face of it I don't see why not.

    1. Re:Better headline by fjsalcedo · · Score: 1

      I do absolutely agree with you. The right to opting out of porn should be compulsory. But not this way. This way establishes censorship by default, which, in the long term, it never is good at all. Regards.

  26. Liability by intermodal · · Score: 1

    What is the liability for quality on this? As best I can tell, it would be ideal for ISPs to simply have minimal and really crappy filters that do next to nothing if there's no real penalty for lack of quality on the filters.

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    1. Re:Liability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would certainly be the best option to any ISP that has objections to this awful edict. Filter a couple of porn linkdumps that nobody would visit intentionally anyway to be compliant making the whole thing moot. It's a crude form of nullification and the better option would be for a few big ISP's to just flat out say that they're not doing it and come get us if you dare.

    2. Re:Liability by intermodal · · Score: 1

      Naturally I prefer the refusal option you describe, but nobody wants to fight to set precedents about what censorship is and is not acceptable online using pornography as their champion. I don't think any government-mandated censorship is acceptable, but I really don't think flat refusal is a better solution in this case when it's so much easier to illustrate the futility and/or stupidity of trying to mandate the censorship.

      Another fun option is to block every page except for the official sites of the Bananas in Pyjamas, My Little Pony, and the Care Bears by default, and make the opt-out extremely easy.

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  27. Both right and wrong move by fjsalcedo · · Score: 2

    In my opinion this move is both right and wrong. It is absolutely right because it gives, AT LAST, parents and people with real troubles caused by pornography (and, yes, pornography does cause really serious problems to a LOT of people) the ability to get rid of such a troublesome content. Think of alcohol and alcoholic people, or tobacco and smokers, just to mention legal substances, at least the addicts to them have the rightful choice of NOT having access to those substances imposed in their homes. Nobody delivers alcohol or tobacco daily, 24x7, and for FREE to them. Which is not the case with pornography. On the other hand, I think the move is wrong because it imposes censorship by default (which it would be right in public places, by the way). I do really think that granting the right for everybody to really OPT OUT of pornografy, if they so desire, should be compulsory. I mean, British Government should have left the access to porn as is (although I firmly disagree) BUT forcing the companies to grant the right to opt out of it, in a swift and easy manner. Regards.

    1. Re:Both right and wrong move by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not sure you understand how the internet works. You see, you send a *request* for something, and the reply contains that information. You don't turn the computer on and it just starts streaming porn to your desktop*. There are already inexpensive packages you can install on your machine to filter most pornographic sites which reach your computer.

      *for all I know, there's an inexpensive package for that, too.

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    2. Re:Both right and wrong move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (and, yes, pornography does cause really serious problems to a LOT of people)

      Maybe those people should see a psychologist; they're very likely mentally ill.

    3. Re:Both right and wrong move by fjsalcedo · · Score: 1

      Probably not. Aftear all I'm only a web developer.

    4. Re:Both right and wrong move by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      (and, yes, pornography does cause really serious problems to a LOT of people)

      Oh, I'm sure.

      (which it would be right in public places, by the way)

      Really? I don't like hats, so nobody should be allowed to wear them in public places. Seeing someone wearing a hate inflicts extreme mental anguish upon me.

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    5. Re:Both right and wrong move by fjsalcedo · · Score: 0

      Sure they are. As ill as diabetics, o people with lung cancer or coronary disease. And, although I see you think of them in pejorative terms, which you should be ashamed of, they really deserve the right to defend themselves and to cure themselves. Just like compulsive gamblers (online gambling is also devastating to many people) have the right to opt out from the casinos by signing a petition (at least, in my country). I don't know, but it seems that I'm no explaining my self right. After all, English is not my native tongue. I'm not saying "forbid porn", by any means. I just say that people should have the right to ask their company to filter porn, and that this right should be granted by law. I don't really see why this is harmful. Really, I don't see why.

    6. Re:Both right and wrong move by fjsalcedo · · Score: 0

      Well, I don't like stupid morons. And, I do have the right not to talk to them. So, why, for goodness sake, is it so bad that I have the right of opting out of porn? I'm not saying that it should be forbidden by any means.

    7. Re:Both right and wrong move by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      So, why, for goodness sake, is it so bad that I have the right of opting out of porn?

      You're already quite capable of that without any government intervention.

      Besides, you said that the censorship would be okay if the content being censored was able to be seen in public, and that's what I responded to.

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    8. Re:Both right and wrong move by fjsalcedo · · Score: 1

      No, you were saying some nonsenses about hats (yes, I got the metaphore, but still...). BTW, I don't see a simulated rape with explicit sex being something that should be allowed in public places. It is plain barbaric, just like when they hang people from cranes in Iran.

    9. Re:Both right and wrong move by fjsalcedo · · Score: 1

      And speaking of commercial filtering programs... come on!! Are you serious?? Is like Windows XP been virus resistant, don't make me laugh. But, anyway, I still don't see why is it so wrong to grant by law my right to ask my company to filter porn. After all, it is me, it is my right and it is me who pays may bill. So, why not? I insist: it is the right to OPTING OUT that should be enforced by law. As far as I'm concerned, porn can remain as it is.

    10. Re:Both right and wrong move by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      BTW, I don't see a simulated rape with explicit sex being something that should be allowed in public places. It is plain barbaric, just like when they hang people from cranes in Iran.

      That's your opinion. You said in your original post that you're against censorship that is applied by default, but now you say that it's okay if it's a public place and you don't like the content in question (or deem it "barbaric"). This is all completely subjective and I don't see this going anywhere good.

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    11. Re:Both right and wrong move by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      for all I know, there's an inexpensive package for that, too.

      Windows XP, no service packs, no virus scanner.

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    12. Re:Both right and wrong move by Entropy98 · · Score: 1

      And speaking of commercial filtering programs... come on!! Are you serious?? Is like Windows XP been virus resistant, don't make me laugh.

      What do you think you are going to get if such a law is passed?? You're going to get one of those commercial filtering programs that you find so funny.

    13. Re:Both right and wrong move by shadowknot · · Score: 1

      I just say that people should have the right to ask their company to filter porn, and that this right should be granted by law. I don't really see why this is harmful. Really, I don't see why.

      Nobody has a "right" not to see something or be exposed to something that they can easily avoid by choosing not to partake of it. Let's take an analogy to show why it's wrong. I don't like the smell of coffee, I choose not to drink it nor do I like to be around it but I accept that others do like it, some in my workplace. Just because I don't like the smell does that mean everyone at my company should be forced to not drink coffee? As to your point about the harmfulness of pornography you are right, it can lead to the breakdown of marriages and abnormal sexual development in people. The key word there is "can" not "does". It is very, very easy to avoid porn online and there are plentiful products out there that allow one to personally filter porn if they find it that tempting or are worried about their children seeing it. The real point is that when most people say "there should be a law" there most often shouldn't. People are, on the whole, responsible and those who aren't will find ways to circumvent laws anyway.

    14. Re:Both right and wrong move by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      Filters only work for the honest. As you well know most pornographers are no honest business people, loading our email boxes with all forms of pornography Unrequested pornography. What about the pornographer that name sites after kids shows thats requested? This is what people do when there dont have to answer for there actions ie hiding who they really are in the whois. Stealing others computers to send sell pornography. So the only people who should be pointing the finger at is the bad pornographers and the people who ignore its even happening or a problem.

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    15. Re:Both right and wrong move by fjsalcedo · · Score: 1

      "Nobody has a "right" not to see something or be exposed to something that they can easily avoid by choosing not to partake of it." I cannot believe I'm reading this... So, seeing a bullfight should be compulsory, as well as executions, and I don't mean that you can voluntarily go and see the "show", I mean that, according to your reasoning, it should be a must. Where do you come from? North Korea? Besides, your analogy with coffee is nonsense. I'm not saying the Government should grant me the right to forbid anybody to see porn, I'm asking for the option that my ISP, to which I pay, to which I concede the right to filter my traffic, gives ME the technical means to effectively filter some content that I MYSELF don't want in MY home, for whatever the reason. I mean, as far as I'm concerned I'm happy with people filming porn (porn between adults, of course) and with people consuming as much as they want. But I do sincerely think that I fully deserve the right to effectively filter it from MY home, not yours nor anybody else's; a right you seem to negate in the aforementioned sentence.

    16. Re:Both right and wrong move by fjsalcedo · · Score: 1

      Yes, that is my opinion. That said, I am certainly against censorship by default. I only say that "I" find a simulated rape with explicit sex barbaric, and that in "my" opinion things like that shouldn't be allowed in public places. Again: it is "my" opinion. As long as I do have a real option for not watching it, and provided than the people involved are adults and freely allows to take part, I do have no problems at all. Just, enjoy it if that suits you.

    17. Re:Both right and wrong move by Kielistic · · Score: 1

      Nobody has a "right" not to see something or be exposed to something that they can easily avoid by choosing not to partake of it.

      So, seeing a bullfight should be compulsory, as well as executions, and I don't mean that you can voluntarily go and see the "show", I mean that, according to your reasoning, it should be a must.

      Are you dumb or just trolling? What part of "easily avoid" do you equate to "compulsory"?

    18. Re:Both right and wrong move by Kielistic · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not- Slashdot as a whole does not really have a great respect for the intelligence or abilities of web developers.

      Whether you are helping or hurting that bias with this I'll leave up to the reader to decide.

    19. Re:Both right and wrong move by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      I would have no problem whatsoever with that. The article, however, is talking about having to opt IN to porn if you want it. I like my Internet uncensored, thankyouverymuch.

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    20. Re:Both right and wrong move by fafalone · · Score: 1

      You don't turn the computer on and it just starts streaming porn to your desktop

      Clearly you weren't around during the days where plugging in a stock Windows machine resulted in just that if you didn't update it fast enough.

    21. Re:Both right and wrong move by fjsalcedo · · Score: 1

      Jejejej..., I've never cared about the thoughts of other people about my intelligence..., and even less since my evaluation from Mensa.

    22. Re:Both right and wrong move by fjsalcedo · · Score: 1

      I'm neither dumb, or so I think, nor troll. It is you who fall in contradictions when deny me a right to "easily avoid" by asking that to my ISP. I'm afraid you show a little dumbness when fail to recognize than many people simply cannot avoid pornography in any secure an efficient manner. Not taking part in porn it is not the same of being free to not watching it. I simply cannot agree with your arguments against the Administration granting this right by law. I wil repeat this one more time: I'm not in any way advocating in favour of forbidding porn, what I defend is MY right to ask for MY ISP, to which I pay, to filter some content I do not want in MY home, not yours or anybody else's. I'm sorry if I do not make my points clear enough, I'm not a native English speaker.

    23. Re:Both right and wrong move by fjsalcedo · · Score: 1

      Yes. And, if you read my original post, I am also against the obligation to opting in. I'm against the Government imposing censorship of any kind. I was just trying to express an oppinion. My oppinion is that the Governent should grant by law the obligation of the ISPs to offer an effective way for their clients to OPT OUT of porn, or online gambling, etc., if they so desire. Which is not, I think, the same of censorship in any conceibably way. Regards.

  28. Obligatory Scrubs joke... by notequinoxe · · Score: 1

    Absolutely! http://goo.gl/MOIslT

  29. Re: Fun times if you don't control your net accoun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use the argument given in the post you're replying to. Tell her the filter is blocking "normal" sites like Reddit, Tumblr, anything else you can think of (DeviantArt, movie trailers?), etc just because they contain a small amount of adult content too.

  30. Re:It will make no difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "The criminals move in criminal circles and could get a gun [unlicenced] in a few hours, I expect."

    CITATION NEEDED.

    Provide some evidence of claims like this, because it sounds like something that would be convenient for your argument, but is totally unsupported by statistics (gun crimes in the UK are LOW) http://www.politics.co.uk/reference/gun-crime and have been declining since the middle of the last decade.

    Typical uniformed idiot posting rubbish instead of checking the actual numbers - gun crimes has fallen over 40% in the last decade: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/police-winning-battle-against-inner-city-gun-crime-8463957.html

  31. You neocons and your shitbrain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blocking porn should be up to the consumer, if they want their porn blocked they should opt-in and use an ISP that is willing (not forced) to provide that service. Otherwise it's like buying a car that comes with children chairs attached but that you can pay to have them removed, and be forever listed for it. Those of us that take the time to teach children about sexuality, or even those who have no children, don't want to be listed on your adult opt-out lists waiting to be abused by the government, just because we watch porn once in a while. We can filter the internet our children see (there are plenty of software packages for it) but better yet we can educate them about it.

    1. Re:You neocons and your shitbrain by fjsalcedo · · Score: 1

      I agree with you in that filtering porn should be up to the consumer. But I do think that the option to doing so should be granted by law. Or forced by the Administration, if you prefer these terms. The possibility of opting OUT of porn, you see, I'm not say that porn should be forbidden.

  32. Gonna have to ask my son how to get around this. by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 2

    He should know.

  33. I don't even see the hashes anymore by Overzeetop · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's just blonde, brunette, redhead...

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  34. Possessing a digital copy of "A Clockwork Orange" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "the prime minister said possessing online pornography depicting rape would become illegal in England and Wales - in line with Scotland."
    Possessing a digital copy of "A Clockwork Orange" just became illegal.

    It is considered a masterpiece as a book and as a film.
    The whole point of the book is the danger of instituting "Thought Crime" punishments and aversion "therapy."
    Regardless of the "appeal", "A Clockwork Orange" is widely regarded as a masterpiece and critical social commentary like Orwell's "1984". Who defines what's banned? How soon before criticism of UK foreign policy is banned?

  35. Only the beginning by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

    And once they have the infrastructure in place, they'll start making it opt in for political sites, overseas news sites etc, all in the name of protecting you somehow until they have a nice list of what nasty stuff you like to get up to then wham, you're in jail for thinking stuff the government don't want you thinking.

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  36. Re:It will make no difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Such as the gun laws in the UK. All they do is make it very hard for an innocent person to get a gun [licence]. The criminals move in criminal circles and could get a gun [unlicenced] in a few hours, I expect."
    ....
    "Typical non-technical idiots making stupid decisions."

    You, sir, are a typical know-nothing idiot making stupid comments. UK gun laws are quite effective at reducing gun violence. Keep in mind, however, that physical objects are much easier to regulate and control access to than data. A firearm is very easy to define; pornography is not. It's a fundamentally different problem.

  37. Re:It will make no difference by tverbeek · · Score: 2

    Would should happen in both the above is to stop the activity at SOURCE so there just isn't this sort of stuff around.

    The activity in question here is sex. Not just child abuse, rape, and other already-illegal acts. This legislation would – by default – block access to porn. All of it. Are you seriously suggesting that the solution to children accessing porn on the internet is to somehow stop all porn from being made?

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  38. No porn on the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is like the time they removed all the ninja weapons from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

  39. Countries to avoid at all costs by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

    UK and AUS. Even with the NSA shit the US can't hold a candle to those two.

  40. And who is to decide? by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

    I have a greater issue with 'almost' ( simulated ) sex on TV than I do with with full, hardcore sex. If you're going to start, then do it right. The fake humping is obviously fake and painful to watch.

    Yeah, like that's ever going to happen.

    In the mean-time, I'll just ask the little pre-teen wankers down the road to show me how to get to the good stuff. Wait a sec, wasn't all this to prevent them from getting to these sites?

  41. Stupid....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parents should be the ones to block content, not the government. Government's need to stop doing parents jobs.

  42. Strengthens the TOR userbase by mrthoughtful · · Score: 2

    Every time some government gets really stupid, they push more people into finding ways around it. IMO, it would be good to see more people using TOR - which at the moment seems to be filled with idiots, but could serve a much better purpose providing political safety.

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  43. All hail GLD by Inda · · Score: 4, Informative

    All hail our Glorious Leader Dave, saviour of the internet and all things just.

    Forget that he left his own child at a pub whilst out drinking. Forget that he failed to introduce plain cigarette packets. Forget that he failed to introduce minimum alcohol pricing. Forget that he failed to fix unemployment.

    All hail our Glorious Leader Dave.

    Forget he was a member of the Bullingdon Club. Forget heâ€(TM)s a u-turning dishonest clueless toff. Forget that the UK population did not vote him into power.

    All hail our Glorious Leader Dave.

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    1. Re:All hail GLD by mrbester · · Score: 1

      Because not having the brand on a pack of fags makes all the difference to under-age smoking habits. It's bad enough that I can queue up at some supermarket counter behind a bunch of lottery playing sheep not knowing if they even have my brand in stock because it is all hidden away. Now you're complaining because some dick move that hasn't made a sod of difference in the one country it has been tried in (Australia) hasn't been implemented here? Piss off.

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    2. Re:All hail GLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget that he failed to fix unemployment.

      One does not simply "fix unemployment".

      Or maybe you have a scheme which will guarantee zero unemployment within 3 years at no cost to the taxpayer?

    3. Re:All hail GLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That reminds my... When is the next election?

  44. is child porn the new terror? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    child porn is for the UK what al-quaida was for the US.....a blank check!

  45. Nitpick in language. by TheCarp · · Score: 2

    A little background on this issue might be helpful. For a long time, certain politicians and newspapers have been campaigning for default-on filters. They would like to see harmful and offensive - if legal - material blocked by the internet service providers unless customers choose to have the filters switched off.

    It would be more correct to say "They would like to see content which they see as harmful and offensive". To say that they just want to "Ban harmful and offensive content" conceedes to them that this content is harmful and offiensive, as if there is some sort of universally agreed upon standard by which this can be measured and determined, when the fact is, its entirely subjective.

    Are people trying to get flouride removed from water trying to get something they believe is harmful removed from water? Yes, thats true. However, it is not correct to say they are actually trying to get something harmful removed; that statement would be untrue.

    The thing is, its important not to use the characterization of the point of view you are arguing against. Its like, if you are against a bill thats being called "Tax Reform" you can't argue against it and call it "Tax Reform", you are already losing the battle by implicitly ceeding a point that you don't agree with - that it's reform.

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    1. Re:Nitpick in language. by Insightfill · · Score: 1

      The thing is, its important not to use the characterization of the point of view you are arguing against.

      Thanks for calling this out - I'd up-vote you if I could. It seems to be a common problem in the press; a political figure or personality will proclaim "death panel" or "death tax" or whatever, and the rest of the news cycle will use that perspective. When you allow your opponent to define the field, you're already on the defensive.

    2. Re:Nitpick in language. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      in fact by the standard that they indeed _want_ to see the content.. it's not offensive at all!

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    3. Re:Nitpick in language. by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Well, I might argue that point.... some people do indeed seek out content that offends them. In fact, at a previous company the warehouse guy had jack shit to do with the majority of his time, so he spent a lot of time looking at porn online (back before companies had filters and logging).

      After a while, he got bored with even that and started looking for more and more weird and offensive stuff.... as he went getting desensitized to the point that it became a game for him to try and even find anything that offended him any more.

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  46. Is watching porn dangerous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will it give me cancer or what? I must know, I'm exposed to it.

    1. Re:Is watching porn dangerous? by fjsalcedo · · Score: 1

      Well, it depends on your definition of dangerous. Not, definitely it won't give you cancer. And, if you first see porn as a formed adult, probably it won't be harmful at all. You may find some kind of porn more disgusting or attractive than other. But, believe it or not, pornography is really dangerous in many ways. But you don't have to trust me. Just do some (serious) research, some medical papers, some readings, both on line and in a library, and you will see than porn is far from being "just fun" for many people. People that, by the way, has the same rights as human beings than the rest of us.

    2. Re:Is watching porn dangerous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right...they have the right to not view it already. Or are you saying there is some law forcing people to view porn?

  47. And then.. by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

    Hate speech next, not what you'd consider to be hate speech, but what the gov't drones or worse, some company the hired to do the list, considers to be hate speech.

    Don't like the way the Israeli's are treating the Palestinians? There's a good chance that many websites discussing Palestine will be flagged as anti-Semite and blocked (never mind that Palestinians are also Semites).

    Won't happen? It's already happening, GiffGaff, a mobile phone + data service blocked sites (www.gilad.co.uk and wikipedia psilocybin desktop site!!!) and said I have to prove I'm 18 to access them. They say they have a legal requirement to do this?!?!

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    1. Re:And then.. by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      Hate speech has boundaries by law already.

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  48. porn by fazey · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one here who likes porn? I would hate to have to make the call of shame.... "uh...isp...can you....uhh.....un block my pr0n?"

    1. Re:porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The words you are looking for are.. "Dear ISP please can provide me a connection with ALL of the LEGAL content please?"

    2. Re:porn by u38cg · · Score: 1

      I've done it, for mobile browsing. Fuck 'em. Young lady I spoke to was clearly far more embarrassed than me - so obviously not many people phone up.

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    3. Re:porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The words you are looking for are.. "Dear ISP please can provide me a connection with ALL of the LEGAL content please?"

      The words you are _really_ looking for are "Dear ISP please can you provide me a connection to the internet, I'll decide what's legal and if I'll expose myself to it or not"

    4. Re:porn by LQ · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one here who likes porn? I would hate to have to make the call of shame.... "uh...isp...can you....uhh.....un block my pr0n?"

      How many men share an internet connection with a woman who would wonder why the filter was turned off?

    5. Re:porn by richard.cs · · Score: 1

      Why be ashamed of it?

    6. Re:porn by fjsalcedo · · Score: 1

      Probably not. But, would you be against me having the right to ask my ISP for turning on such a filter in MY line, the one "I" pay for, the one that reaches MY home??

    7. Re:porn by fazey · · Score: 1

      Not at all. But the problem here, is that it is on by _default_. If you called up to request that pr0nz be blocked it is a different story entirely. But in a sense this is a government imposed censoring of the internet. Which IMO is wrong, unless the user asked for it.

  49. They simply cannot do that by aglider · · Score: 1

    Apart of the technical points, useless in /., that would hinder the hard work in UK banks which in turn would lead to worse crisis effects!

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  50. Re:It will make no difference by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    I love how they even bother to include suicides, anything to pump up the numbers I guess.

    Still 3.6 in 100k vs .25 in 100k..... well thats around 14 times higher.... higher than....almost nothing. In 100k, thats not a big difference, almost, not a difference worth talking about. Especially since comparing the US and UK is a total apples vs oranges comparison.

    You can't compare some little island nation with national healthcare, working social infrastructure, and no concept of individual liberty (don't even have free speech rights there), with a huge federation of states spanning 3,000 miles of land mass. We have gangs, we have crumbling social infrastructure with a massive poor underclass, and a notiong of individual liberty, including the right to bear arms.

    And still.... the most significant cause of death is heart disease.

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  51. Re:It will make no difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Liar liar, pants on fire.

  52. Re:It will make no difference by misexistentialist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Never understand you people who think that being murdered by a gun is worse than being murdered by other means, when it is obviously superior. Now if you want to quote the real statistic instead of your perverted masochistic one, the homicide rate is indeed still higher, but a large part of that difference is due to other factors.

  53. DirectGov petition by feldhaus · · Score: 2

    UK residents can sign a petition against this for the government to dutifully ignore.

  54. Stupid and profitable by bobbutts · · Score: 1

    Even though stupid legislation like this will personally make me lots of money, and will not affect me since I am not in the UK, I still oppose it strongly.

  55. So, now it's official: by angularbanjo · · Score: 1

    Images of abuse are as bad as sharing movies and tunes.

  56. Re:It will make no difference by Nemyst · · Score: 1

    I prefer not being murdered at all, thanks. It's much harder to murder someone with a knife or a baseball bat or whatever else you want to imagine than it is with a gun.

  57. Re:It will make no difference by DeathToBill · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Speaking of apples-to-oranges comparisons, you've quoted the homicide rate for the USA and the overall gun death rate for the UK. Homicide rates are 3.6 per 100,000 in the USA vs 0.04 per 100,000 in the UK (90 times higher) and the overall gun death rate is 10.3 per 100,000 in the USA vs 0.25 per 100,000 in the UK (41.2 times higher).

    10.3 people per 100,000 is not almost nothing. That means that over your 75-year life, you have a 1 in 129 chance of death by being shot. It's not likely as such, but not odds I'd be happy living with, either.

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  58. Most extreme Internet censorship on the Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Recent government actions against Britons for online 'libel' or online 'offensive' opinions (like burning the pro-war red poppy in a video) have been cited by repressive regimes in the Middle east, Africa and Asia as justification for their own programs of repression. They say "If the UK can take people to court for these kinds of things, so can we". The 'crackdown' on pro-democracy activists in Dubai and Saudi Arabia, for instance, is entirely modelled on modes of 'law enforcement' witnessed recently in Britain. Indeed, Britain even has senior members of its police force working as liaisons in these Middle East nations to assist with the repression of their own people.

    Now the UK proposes the most comprehensive system of censorship and OVERT monitoring of the Internet on our planet. An essential part of this is a massive attack against multiple forms of consenting adult sexual behaviour. Sexual repression of ADULTS is a key factor of societal control in many nations- most commonly associated with countries suffering extremist Islamic rule- but actually found in many other forms of culture as well. You see, you are either free or you are not.

    In the UK, people will fight these proposals to some degree. In the nations Tony Blair's stooge, Cameron, seeks to influence, companies from the West offering such Internet surveillance/censorship systems will be welcome with open arms. You see, what is happening is that Tony Blair is seeking to normalise 1984 style tactics in people's Internet experiences, no matter where they live on this planet.

    People are to live in terror of others finding out what they do online, regardless of what they do online. For instance, say you explore EFFECTIVE opposition to female circumcision as an Egyptian citizen. Say you explore issues of REAL female liberation as a Saudi citizen. Say you explore your adult homosexual nature as a citizen of multiple nations allied with Tony Blair and his collection of Western thugs in America and the EU. Each of these online actions will mark you as a serious thought criminal to the regime under which you live.

    Cameron's speech is a message to the monsters that rule in so many nations. The speech is designed to encourage such monsters to be PRO-ACTIVE in their pursuit of 'thought criminals'. It does no matter that thought crimes vary randomly from country to country. What matters is the fear that can be used to suppress the national population, making them much more compliant.

    It is ironic that the USA is the only nation to accidentally own an iron-clad written constitution that holds back this one form of government abuse. However, I have to inform you Yanks that the Constitution is an illusion. You have people serving serious time in your prisons simply for giving New Yorkers access to Middle East TV stations that Israel does not like. So much for your free speech. Many States gut your Rights to bear arms, with serious prison time for those that demand their rights. Your Rights to a fair trial and the like vanished with indefinite detention under any excuse your masters care to use. Your Right to be treated equally is laughable when racial profiling is the rule for 'law' enforcement in the USA.

    Even so, many Yanks recognise their Constitutional Rights are being abused even if no-one does anything about it, but increasingly YOUR masters, like Obama, are giving speeches stating that the idea of a rigid written constitution is out-of-date, and you must move to a British way of doing things.

    There is a hidden factor. In the UK and USA, the population is increasingly elderly. Old people fear the young (ever see a new young cat enter the domain of a much older one?). Old people love it when politicians pitch their extremist policies against the young, claiming to wish to serve the 'morality' and concerns of the old. Societies with a significant elderly population tend to authoritarian forms very quickly indeed left to their own devices. Those that really rule the UK and USA appreciate this fact.

    The 'Internet Generation' is anti-censorship, but their parents/grand-parents are very pro-censorship.

  59. Re:It will make no difference by DeathToBill · · Score: 1

    Other factors? Really? The overall homicide rate in the USA is 4.8 per 100,000, of which 3.6 per 100,000 are perpetrated with guns. In the UK, there are 1.2 homicides per 100,000, of which 0.25 per 100,000 are perpetrated with guns. The difference in gun homicide rate is 3.35, the difference in overall homicide rate is 3.6.

    So, basically, take all the homicides committed with guns away, and the USA and the UK have pretty comparable homicide rates (1.2 vs 0.95 per 100,000). Coincidence?

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  60. Re:It will make no difference by DeathToBill · · Score: 1

    Sorry, wrong number for UK gun homicides - actually 0.04, not 0.25 per 100k. So the difference in gun homicide rate is 3.56 per 100k, while the difference in homicide rate is 3.6 per 100k. Excluding gun homicides, the homicide rates are 1.2 vs 1.16 per 100k - so nearly identical it makes no difference.

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  61. Today he then opposed blocking porn in newspapers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2013/jul/22/cameron-no-ban-sun-page-3

    "Pressed to explain the distinction between his proactive position on online pornographic images and his laissez-faire stance on topless images in newspapers, he said that it was up to consumers whether or not they wanted to buy the Sun.

    The No More Page 3 campaign was launched last summer during the Olympics by Holmes, who was infuriated to find that the biggest image of a woman in the newspaper was not an athlete, but a young model wearing just her underpants, captioned "Emily from Warrington".

    The Sun is a Rupert Murdoch owned tabloid that supports the Conservative Party led by David Cameron.

    Is it possible to detect a little hypocrisy here?

    This is blatantly a bit of political grandstanding that will probably backfire hilariously once a lot of "reposponsible fathers" find out that their wives have disabled access to their favourite hobby sites, Not to mention the public reaction once the first person demonstrates on television how easy it is to get round the filtering using proxies or VPNs. The only issue once that happens is whether more and more blocking then gets put in place in a futile bid to stop the incoming tide.

  62. Denial of service attacks? by morcego · · Score: 1

    No, of course not. I mean, if such possibility existed, even remotely, they wouldn't do it, right? It is not like people have a history of exploiting this kind of dumb shit.

    The only real question left is: how can people be this stupid?

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  63. Re:It will make no difference by swillden · · Score: 1

    That's right. Gun laws in Britain make no difference whatsoever, in fact the gun murder rate there is ten times higher than in the USA.

    Oh. Wait. No it's not. Actually the USA is number 11 on that list and the UK is number 60. But hey, never let facts get in the way of your preconceptions.

    Those numbers would be a lot more meaningful except that Britain's murder rate was much, much lower than the US's even before they passed restrictive gun laws. In fact, since the UK has clamped down and the US has been relaxing restrictions, the gap has actually closed considerably (note that I'm not claiming that the changes in gun laws caused the closure of the gap; there's evidence that they are correlated, but the evidence is somewhat equivocal). The murder rate in the UK has risen slightly* while that in the US has fallen dramatically, in fact in 2013 it's expected to reach the lowest rate in over a century -- though that will still be almost triple the UK's rate.

    The fact is that murder isn't related to the availability of better tools to commit murder, because adequate tools are absolutely everywhere. It's culture that drives murder, and the US has a more violent culture than the UK.

    * The UK murder rate rose consistently and gradually from 1960 through about 2000, when it spiked sharply, peaking in the early 2000s. Since then it's been declining fairly rapidly, and has dropped to early 80s levels. Note that a significant chunk of the 2002 peak was attributable to Dr. Harold Shipman, but even if you subtract the deaths he likely caused, there's still a fairly sharp spike in the murder rate following the 1997 handgun ban.

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  64. Re:It will make no difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "That means that over your 75-year life, you have a 1 in 129 chance of death by being shot. It's not likely as such, but not odds I'd be happy living with, either."

    Good counter argument, but the final bit is wrong. Probability doesn't compound like that. You can always assess a probability by considering what it fundamentally means: number of desirable options / total possible options. Thus, your assertion that 1 in 129 chance means that for every 129 people 75 years old, then one of them will have been shot dead. That is not a statement I can believe.

    The true probability is what you originally stated. Start with your yeargroup (as some kind of filter) and work out how many people there are. Right, let's make up some numbers. We have 1,000,000 people aged 75. How many died in the past 12 months? Let's say 100,000. Now we can make some statements. The probability of a 75 year old dieing in the past year was 100,000 / 1,000,000 or (rounding) 1 in 10. If we assume, or have no reason to believe otherwise, that the death rate in the coming year was the same as last, then we can make the statement: your chances, as a 75 year old, of dieing in the coming year are 1 in 10.

    You can do the same thing with gun deaths as opposed to total deaths that I used as an example in the above paragraph.

  65. Re:It will make no difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those numbers are meaningless. Compare Vermont, Montana, New Jersey and Louisiana in the US and try to find a pattern. (there is none, the gun laws in this states vary from almost no regulation to quite strict)
    So, you still have to prove that it is the gun laws that make the murder rate less in Britain and not "socialism" (i.e. much better social security net).

  66. Re:It will make no difference by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    I love how they even bother to include suicides, anything to pump up the numbers I guess

    Amazingly they offer "total", "homicide", "suicide", "accidental" as separate categories and you can sort on any of them! But why let facts get in the way of a good rant, eh?

    And if you actually look at homicides, you get 3.6 versis 0.04 which is more like 90 times. And if you look at total, you get 10.4 versus 0.25 which is 40x.

    So in fact, to make your point you picked the lower number from the US (homicides only) and the higher from the UK (total).

    You can't compare some little island nation with

    You know that the UK is a larger economic area than the two largest US states combined and is in fact 1/6 of the size? So while I'm sure you enjoy revelling in the fact that the USA is that big you can still make comparisons. What do the figures for Texas and California look like?

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  67. Re:It will make no difference by DeathToBill · · Score: 1

    Since the gun death rate is relatively low the approximation is fairly good.

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  68. pornography or just the start for any filters? by rr_at_slashdot · · Score: 1

    Yeah, pornography ain't good for your children. So we'll filter wikileaks for you too.

  69. It's not censorship, it's OPTIONAL. by julian67 · · Score: 1

    My ISP offers a "family filter". When a customer joins the ISP they have the option to enable the family filter or not. I was already a customer when the filter was introduced. I received an email letting me know about the filter and a link to the "My Account" page where I can toggle it on or off. If I had children or ran a community group or business I would enable it. None of that applies and I prefer to leave my service unfiltered.

    I have lost nothing and my freedom has not been curtailed in any way whatsoever.

    It is perfectly reasonable a democratic society to want the same legal standards to apply to content delivered electronically as to content delivered on physical media such as books, DVD etc. We have laws concerning images of rape, bestiality, child abuse and so on because as a society we believe these kinds of images are damaging and unwelcome. The laws are made in parliament in a broadly free society by people we elect and who we can and do periodically remove if we like.

    This legislation does not curtail the freedom of even one responsible adult. If you want to continue to use *your* internet connection to enjoy pornography then nothing will stop you from doing so. The main change will be to filter *public* connections.

    If a minor goes into a store and try to buy pornography or extremely violent movies they are refused because as a society we believe this is something we prefer to disallow. A concerned parent or guardian might filter their home connection but every young person now has a mobile computer of some kind and the legal brickwall has crumbled to dust. What this law does is restore our society's ability to enact its democratic choices, and tries to put important parenting choices back into the hands of parents instead of the hands of unknown third parties who have proven to be lazy, incompetent, uncaring, greedy or even malicious.

    Again: this legislation does not curtail the freedom of even one responsible adult.

    1. Re:It's not censorship, it's OPTIONAL. by Stan92057 · · Score: 0

      Pornography and Adult content outside the internet is controlled by laws. My question is why is the internet any different? Its media no matter how you define it. Pornographers are acting like little kids on a sugar rush on the internet and its wrong. I say make the pornographers use the XXX domains they make billions of dollars so dont cry it costs a lot well it makes a staggering profit.

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    2. Re:It's not censorship, it's OPTIONAL. by Lehk228 · · Score: 2

      It would prevent more harm if we banned churches instead.

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    3. Re:It's not censorship, it's OPTIONAL. by Stan92057 · · Score: 0

      I say your wrong as the amount of people going and actually practicing religion had declined in a huge way.]

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  70. Cameroon, Man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I have a very clear message for Google, Bing, Yahoo! and the rest. You have a duty to act on this – and it is a moral duty. If there are technical obstacles to acting, don't just stand by and say nothing can be done; use your great brains to help overcome them."

    Cameron also wants Google, Bing, Yahoo! and the rest to overcome the tyranny of the halting problem with their great brains as soon as possible.

  71. Your sexual fetish is your weak spot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sexual guilt is, sadly, a massive factor in the lives of far too many people. When consenting adult sexual behaviour is targeted, as with Cameron's disgusting proposals in the UK, it is like that scene in a movie when the 'hero' (yeah, right) extracts information from a bad guy by putting his finger into his gun wound, torturing him thusly

    This is why Blair's puppet, Cameron, chooses this method. Look at Blair's and Obama's main partner in the Middle East, Saudi Arabia. This nation is as fake as its Siamese-twin, Israel- both having been created and sustained in the 20th Century by the UK and USA. The extreme sexual repression seen in Saudi is NOT a result of Islamic values, as the racists would have you believe. Indeed, the rulers of Saudi are not even Muslims (which is why daily you can find them in the West consorting with prostitutes, drinking alcohol, living like playboys, and co-operating with the Israeli government). Saudi Arabia is actually a perverted 'Disneyland' where the people live under laws and 'religious' enforcement like the occupants of a nightmare 'fairytale'. Why then is Saudi stable? Because, as terrifying as it is to contemplate, you can brainwash the sheeple to accept any form of regime as 'normal'.

    In some nations, being OVERTLY homosexual (rather than being discrete) is a serious crime. It should be noted that contrary to what the usual racists tell you, such nations do NOT actively pursue people over their private homosexual activities, providing such activities are one on one, and do not involve people considered 'minors'.

    In some nations adultery is a serious time, usually getting you a significant prison sentence- less often a flogging, and rarest to the point of almost never happening, a death sentence. Adultery may (reasonably) be defined as illicit sex against your marriage contract, or far less reasonably as any sexual contact EXCEPT with a marriage partner.

    In nations like Egypt, societal pressure form older women forces the majority of females (Muslims, Jews and Christians) to undergo an extreme form of genital mutilation. Egypt is not some primitive sub-Saharan African state.

    Young 'native' women in South Africa are pressured to undergo intimate monthly inspections of their naked bodies by 'elders' in the name of chastity, family reputation, and 'fighting' AIDS. Later, many of these young women describe how humiliating and demeaning they found the rituals.

    You are either free to explore your sexuality, or you are not. Imposed rules, except those DIRECTLY designed to protect the under-aged, are disgusting abuses of Human Rights. Helping the under-aged to avoid 'porn' and preventing the under-aged from being targeted by sex criminals is something we can all agree on. Using the under-aged as an excuse to abuse the Rights and freedoms of adults is pure evil.

    But Blair and Cameron find support from certain classes of morons- the same types of morons that cause the situations in the places I described above.
    - the 'Sexual Guilt' moron. This moron is common on places like Slashdot. This moron spends a lot of time looking at porn, and then an equal amount of time feeling guilty about it. This moron thinks he has a problem, and someone else needs to do something about it.

    -the 'Organised Religion' moron. No point 'belonging' to an organised religion unless you listen to the rules of your chosen 'fuhrer'. And what organised religion resists the effectiveness of playing to sexual guilt?

    -the 'Politically Correct' moron. If it feels good, it MUST be because a person of the opposite sex is being exploited. No female has ever willingly participated in pornography. Most of the time sex is forced on females, because females have FAR less interest in sex than males.

    -the 'I'm OK, but my neighbour Isn't' moron. This moron KNOWS (through personal experience) that fetish material is fine in the hands of the right person, but what happens when all those 'mouth-breathers' start to get access, and are given the 'wrong ideas' by what they see?

  72. Re:It will make no difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know that the UK is a larger economic area than the two largest US states combined and is in fact 1/6 of the size? So while I'm sure you enjoy revelling in the fact that the USA is that big you can still make comparisons. What do the figures for Texas and California look like?

    Congratulations, England is number one in GDP.

    Followed very closely by California. Then Texas. Then New York. Florida's also in the top ten. Let's not even get into the top twenty.

    Sure, I'll pour you a Newcastle in celebration for achieving number one, but you guys really aren't shit compared to the economic juggernaut that is the horrifying combined might of the United States.

  73. Blocking the wrong thing. by StripedCow · · Score: 1

    I'd rather like to see they blocked violence in TV programs and games.

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  74. follow the money by Tom · · Score: 1

    Which company will get a license to print money by being selected the provider of the mandatory hardware, software and/or filtering list?

    What odds are the bookies giving on that company belonging to someone who is either a relative or a good friend of a high-ranking politician?

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  75. Re:It will make no difference by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    Followed very closely by California. Then Texas.

    If by "followed very closely" you actually mean "marginally larger than California and Texas combined" then sure.

    Sure, I'll pour you a Newcastle in celebration for achieving number one,

    I generally perfer a real ale, but I won't turn down a Free as in Beer beer.

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  76. A silver lining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe this will help popularize censorship-evading software before they block everything that's actually important.

  77. Re:It will make no difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UK may be a small island, but its population is 1/5th that of the US & I can assure you we have our fair share of drug gangs, crumbling social infrastructure and underclass. Our notion of individual liberty is inevitably different to yours given our history & the fact that there's 65 million of us in a place the size of Oregon (and most of those crammed in to England, which is smaller still).

    The numbers you quote above are per year - so for a lifetime chance, you need to multiply by however long you hope to live for. 3.6 in 100k quickly becomes 1 in 300, which isn't as bad as, say, auto accidents, but still plenty high enough.

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  79. They already made the XXX domain by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    They already made the XXX domain force the pornographer to use it and close down all others domains to pornography. Pornography the writing about, the taking of images or videotaping a male and female, male and male,female and female, any of the later with an animal having sexual intercourse not excluding oral sex ,anal sex sucking of any body part while nude to pleasure another person. There was that so hard? Only cowards "The US supreme Court" say well there no way to define Pornography they are just afraid they will be forced to click a box to see it. Those Judges have wife's so they are unable to make a decision that wouldn't affect there own relationships. The reason why i beleave the said we cant define it but know it when i see it LOL. I love pornography its great but My vise shouldn't be forced on others. Viewing pornography must be a choice made by individuals and the pornographers dont care who see it. They load our email boxes with the stuff they hide there address and that is just flat out wrong that is forcing there business on people who they have no idea whose opening it. Every business on our planet has been forced to do the right thing by our governments.

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  80. Re:Today he then opposed blocking porn in newspape by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    See much pornography in the news papers? Why do you think there is none? And why is the internet any different then newspapers except you are being spied on in the internet.

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  81. The purpose of the bill is to force ISPs to always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    give the government what it wants regardless of the legal requirement or face being shut-down over not blocking pornographic content.
    I'm actually very happy about this bill. Well, obviously not the bill itself but rather, I'm happy about it's being proposed. My fear always was that were headed into a fascist regime were the corporation hold absolute power over the people in the absence of either a powerful public sector or a health middle class. Now it seems the system is balancing itself a little. Sure, individual people still get fucked, but this way there's at least a little competition up the ladder.
    Sadly, all the automation we're facing will destroy the middle class so this awkward balance between governments and corporations fighting over public opinion is probably the best we can hope for.

  82. Google for 'porn' and see what happens by hazeii · · Score: 1

    Interestingly if you google for 'porn', all the top hits (and most of the first page) is about Cameron's Crackdown. Presumably if the filters were on, these results would have been blocked.

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  84. Re:It will make no difference by TheCarp · · Score: 2

    > And if you actually look at homicides, you get 3.6 versis 0.04 which is more like 90 times. And if
    > you look at total, you get 10.4 versus 0.25 which is 40x.

    Your right about me picking the wrong numbers, that was unintentional (whoops) I still don't find them compelling because this is again, 40x almost nothing.

    However....homicide rate.... good thing to look at, you didn't, that is the gun related one...I find this more frightening and makes me glad to be here in the US:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate

    Actual homicide rate, regardless of guns, is 4.8 in the US, vs 1.4 in the UK, a difference of only ~2.5 times....but with a 1/40th the gun homicide rate? Fuck, I would generally rather be shot than be stabbed up or bludgeoned, or whatnot.

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  85. Shouldn't this be an opt-in list? by BLToday · · Score: 1

    If I'm a parent I would really like to teach my kids some computer skills. I'll block it at home, forcing him to meet up with his friends for his porn needs or learn how to circumvent the block. Either way, I'll get him out of the house or he'll learn networking skills. Back in my days, we had stolen Playboys from older brothers (or dads), kids these days have it too easy.

    If it was a default block, which I highly doubt would even work that well, the barrier to porn may be too high and force my kids into unproductive activities like sports.

  86. Dear David Cameron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck off and die horribly.

    Yours sincerely,
    Everyone.

  87. Gun laws by Firethorn · · Score: 2

    Sheesh... Just had to hit one of my hot buttons, didn't you?

    Gun laws in Britain make no difference because you chaps are less violent than the USA PERIOD. Seriously, we still kill more of each other with non-firearms(4.8*32.3%=1.6) than you do total(1.2).

    For that matter, if you go back in history, you'll find that we've actually closed much of the gap over the years since you guys effectively banned handguns. Heck, if we could end the spike in black male murder, we'd be a lot closer to you still.

    I maintain that, if we really want to reduce the murder rate, we need to end the 'war on drugs', go in and provide effective education and job opportunities in the ghettos, and other systems to fight the current system of mostly-broken families in the ghettos.

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    1. Re:Gun laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or do a Zimmerman on an industrial scale.

  88. All non-BBFC approved fetish material banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tony Blair's puppet has declared that ALL video streams received by UK Internet users must have a BBFC R18 rating at worse. This is equivalent to an almost complete ban on sexual fetish material.

    The BBFC, for those who don't know, is the government's official 'unofficial' board of censorship. By law, ALL cinema films in the UK must get a BBFC certificate, and all video sold in physical form to end-users must be pre-censored by the BBFC. The BBC is outside the remit of the BBFC, and independent TV broadcasters are loosely connected to the BBFC judgements by the rules of the body that oversees non-BBC TV broadcasts. Local councils are the final arbitrators in the UK as to whether a cinema in their district can show a film, and to whom.

    The BBFC has long wanted control over ALL Internet content, and today Cameron made a commitment to give them this control. UK based independent pornographers are now out-of-business. For a Brit to create fetish material for other Brits will mean a very long prison sentence. Britain's establishment pornographers, mostly gangsters that operated with extreme brutality at the end of the last century, are now part of the British elite. They will be howling with delight at the extermination of their competition. Their whole modus operandi is to work hand-in-glove with the BBFC and politicians, and produce sexual slop that fully meets whatever politically correct rules are in place at the time. Unfortunately, when their potential customers have a choice to 'shop' elsewhere, their profits decline somewhat.

    All material tagged 'sexual' on Youtube will be BANNED by Google from reception in the UK, unless the stream is from a commercial company that has applied for and received the requisite R18 certificate from the BBFC. So, a total ban then on all 'free' streaming video services providing sexual material.

    It is TALIBAN time in the UK. To be honest, the real Taliban are pikers when it comes to true exploitation of sexually repressive initiatives imposed top down on a population. The UK is going to show the world, and Tony Blair groupies in increasing numbers of nations are going to rush to copy. Tony Blair himself, using his self-created multi-faith organisation, has been travelling the globe telling anyone who would listen that such repressive censorship is essential in the modern age. Be you Sikh, Muslim, Christian, Hindu, Jew- whatever, you can never have too much sexual repression.

    Now sexual repression isn't the real point, but the means to an end. People in the West have become just too damned 'uppity', especially since WW2. hey think they have the right to be whoever they wish to be. They think that social conformity is the crap you find in third-world crap holes. They think they can do anything they like, so long as they do not directly harm another.

    No, no, no, no, no. The sheeple must be free only to passively empower their masters. If they start to believe that empowering themselves is the goal, the log established system breaks down.

    Blair wants people to live with fear all the time. Fear of saying the wrong thing. Fear of giving their children the 'wrong' food in their school lunches. Fear of liking the 'wrong' thing sexually. Fear of being sacked unreasonably, and then getting no State benefits because they were fired. Fear of their 'different' neighbours. Fear about what their neighbours are thinking and saying about them behind their back. Essentially "fear of stepping on a crack and breaking their mother's back". A good psychologist would explain this to you in a trice.

    Sexual issues are the best way to hurt people, allowing you to re-mould them in ways that suit the power structure. Oral sex illegal. Sex toys illegal. Sex between the (non-existant) races illegal. Does this ring any bells with you Yanks? Do you pay attention to how, even today, people suffer in those fundamental Christian towns in the USA?

    Alphas do as they wish. By definition, they are above such coercion. Everyone else does as they are told. Except for those

  89. Numbers source... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Could you please source your numbers? Because I'm seeing very different ones.... USA: 4.8 vs UK: 1.2. I think you cited the firearm homicide rates, which is somewhat understandable, but if you don't specify that the rates are for firearms only you're distorting the presentation.

    BTW, one trivia fact: The USA non-firearm homicide rate is STILL higher than the UK's total homicide rate. Of course, .04 out of 1.2 per 100k is 'insignificant'.

    Another: Something like 3/4 of the difference in total homicides could be eliminated if we could get the 'black male' murder rate(killer AND victim) down to the average of the rest of the country.

    Lastly: Your odds of being murdered go way, way down if you don't act like a criminal. Don't hang around in gangs, etc... There are spots in the USA where if you associate with certain gangs your life expectancy is under 30, and the primary cause of death is murder.

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  90. Re:It will make no difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no concept of individual liberty

    Of course we have a concept of individual liberty, you drooling moron. This is not Soviet Russia. On a day to day basis we have way more liberty than you guys do - it's hard to be free when there's a cop on every street, so don't pretend you are "more free" than countries that are civilized enough not to need cops on every street. You can't do *anything* out of the ordinary in the US without having some cop intervene, on the threat of serious gun violence. But, sure, not allowing people to libel each other is way worse than living in a police state. You just keep telling yourselves that.

    The main thing we lack on personal liberty versus the USA is a national obsession with it arising from a paranoid conception of the government. But since your government is overrunning your cities with its agents anyway, that war was lost years ago, and your right to bear arms did nothing to stop it.

  91. Re:It will make no difference by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    I still don't find them compelling because this is again, 40x almost nothing.

    Don't find them compelling at what? Bear in mind that the OP claimed that the numbers indicated that the rate was higher in the UK. As a refutation of that claim, a factor of 90 in the opposite direction is about as compelling an argument that he was wrong as exists.

    Fuck, I would generally rather be shot than be stabbed up or bludgeoned, or whatnot.

    Then come to the UK, then. If the murder rate in the US is 4.8 and by guns, 3.6, then you're about as likely to be bludgeoned to death/murdered in the US as the UK plus you could be shot too.

    I don't know what point you're trying to make. I'm not arguing in favour of gun control.

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  92. Once again, by Nyder · · Score: 1

    politicians are making promises they can not keep.

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  93. Harold Shipman... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Harold Shipman? 250+ verified murders? Non-censored words fail me...

    Yeah, in a country with a murder rate as low as the UK's that might actually shift it a point...

    By the way, have you heard of the leaded gasoline hypothesis for the violent crime rates?

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    1. Re:Harold Shipman... by swillden · · Score: 1

      Harold Shipman? 250+ verified murders? [wikipedia.org] Non-censored words fail me... Yeah, in a country with a murder rate as low as the UK's that might actually shift it a point...

      Yep, but even after removing those, there's still a spike.

      By the way, have you heard of the leaded gasoline hypothesis [motherjones.com] for the violent crime rates?

      Indeed, I have. It makes a lot of sense, too, though I doubt it's the only element at work. Reality is never simple.

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  94. Re:Therefore almost all VPN services are blocked.. by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    See where this is going?

    Welcome to China and Iran... TOR and VPN services definitely need to disguise themselves better.

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  95. Re:It will make no difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if that's the case, I should still be allowed to own a firearm. It is a legitimate form of personal protection that could very well save my life in any variety of cases. Others' misuse are not my fault and there are other ways to bring down crime than, as said elsewhere here, "using a sledgehammer to crack a nut."

  96. As an American... by mu51c10rd · · Score: 1

    My first thought was...glad it wasn't us engaging in another ridiculous scandal on the internet...

  97. Filter by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    I share an Internet connection with a woman who would be mightily offended if she found such a filter was turned on.

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  98. Re: Fun times if you don't control your net accoun by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

    Use the argument given in the post you're replying to. Tell her the filter is blocking "normal" sites like Reddit, Tumblr, anything else you can think of (DeviantArt, movie trailers?), etc just because they contain a small amount of adult content too.

    I know this sounds silly, but it would probably be wise not to include DeviantArt in the list, simply due to the fact that it has Deviant in the name.

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  99. Pirate Party UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excellent change for the Pirate Party UK to get some votes: abolish the block, vote Pirate!

  100. Wiping Sc*nthorpe off the map? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will the filter also remove Scunthorpe for obscene language...and many other Anglo-Saxon placenames?

  101. Et tu Canada? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An influential Tory backbencher who has the ear of Prime Minister Stephen Harper when it comes to child protection issues says she will push for Ottawa to follow what she called the “bold” crackdown on child pornography in the U.K. that would force Internet providers to install automatic safety filters for anyone surfing the web.

    Prime Minister David Cameron announced Monday that to fight the “horrendous crime” of child abuse images, he will ask U.K. Internet providers to install a “porn block” that would prevent web users from accessing all kinds of pornography, unless they specifically request not to have the filters set up on their computers.

    http://www.thestar.com/news/world/2013/07/22/winnipeg_mp_joy_smith_wants_canada_to_copy_david_camerons_uk_porn_bock.html

  102. Re:Possessing a digital copy of "A Clockwork Orang by fjsalcedo · · Score: 1

    I'm afraid you're wrong. The Prime Minister said that simulated rapes with explicit sex will be forbbiden (and I wholeheartedly agree with him), not simulated "artistic" rapes like in the movie you mention. BTW I do find "A Clockwork Orange" a little boring ;-)

  103. The Bubble Wrap World by danknight48 · · Score: 0

    Welcome to the future of bubble wrapping:
    - Which never really works, BT blocks TPB, but, really hasn't.
    - Where parenting is no longer required. No need to teach your kids anything. The government has created a safe/censored world for you to live in.
    - Where new jobs (using tax payers money) are created for the sole purpose of making a decision for you.

    People need their own right to make their own decisions in life, its what shapes it. Take that away, and their chance to make a mistake or learn from it.
    We will just end up being anything but unique.

    I live in the UK, when this comes to effect, i will be 1st to call my ISP and request they turn the filter off.
    Not so i can use it (i might, you never know), but, for the whole concept that i like to control what i do with my life.

    Whatever next, in the bubble wrap world..........

  104. Lead exposure by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Oh, I agree it's not the only factor, but one of the things being noted was that the big cities turned into hotbeds of violent crime; now they've dropped back so that cities, large and small, have about the same amount of crime given other socio-economic factors.

    In other words, it's for the big spike in crime centered on the '70s, not remaining amounts of crime. At least for the most part.

    Then there's the issue that there are people calling for massive lead abatement efforts along the lines of asbestos removal, but I'm a little more cautious - inhalation is notorious for getting things into the body that wouldn't otherwise be able to penetrate, and solid elemental lead, even when in the body(bullet fragments, for example), biological uptake is limited. So I'm not sure that replacing lead window frames would do much. Lead paint, due to the consumption factor, is a bit bigger of a risk.

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  105. I welcome this in the USA. by cellurl · · Score: 1

    Default porn is wrong. You don't see it at newsstands, or anywhere else. I hope this catches on in the USA. Schools successfully do it and so should ISP's.
    Or since I may be alone on this, allow a vote on it.

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