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Signs Point To XKCD's Time Ending

CaptSlaq writes "According to the current imagery, it looks like Randal Munroe has finished the story he was telling with the Time series. The long running series that has spanned over 3000 images and spawned multiple methods of viewing and comment appears to have come to an end."

226 comments

  1. Nooooooo!!!!!! by d33tah · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:Nooooooo!!!!!! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 3, Funny

      XKCD's "Time" is ending?

      You know what this means...

      Only one thing!

      RAGNAROK!

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    2. Re:Nooooooo!!!!!! by steak · · Score: 1

      no it means this

    3. Re:Nooooooo!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it means Randy has to get a real job.

    4. Re:Nooooooo!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He has no chance to survive?

  2. oblink by yo303 · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:oblink by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Is it just me who thinks this is funny?

    2. Re:oblink by SJHillman · · Score: 5, Informative

      #1190 is ending, not XKCD is ending. #1190 is titled Time.

    3. Re:oblink by Narrowband · · Score: 2

      Cool! I guess it's ending at Andrew Henry's Meadow... I loved that book when I was very little.

    4. Re:oblink by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 4, Informative

      1190 is a slow pseudo-animation, posted without any special announcements. It updated one frame roughly every hour since March. You can see the whole sequence (we think its the whole sequence) only on fan sites, such as this.

      --
      Science is all about firing a drunk pig out of a cannon just to see what happens.
    5. Re:oblink by aamcf · · Score: 1

      As I was watching the animation, this track started playing. It worked surprisingly well as a soundtrack.

    6. Re:oblink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bp;dr

    7. Re:oblink by vkevlar · · Score: 1

      Also, if you click on it, you get sent here: http://geekwagon.net/projects/xkcd1190/.

    8. Re:oblink by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Basically, Time is ending. Or may be anyway.

      --
      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
    9. Re:oblink by JesseL · · Score: 1

      Summerfolk? I can hardly believe someone else knows that book.

      --
      "Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!"
  3. Well good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's about time.

    1. Re:Well good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's about time.

      There's only so much conventional wisdom to recite with stick figures. Munroe has pretty well been on a loop already, eventually he'll be as repetitive as any Sunday comic.

      Munroe is probably another utterly unoriginal thinker, but even if he weren't, his audience won't tolerate being told something they don't already agree with. It's a little sad, really, they picture themselves as being free thinkers, but they are the most draconian and conformist people you could imagine.

    2. Re:Well good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You both suck at reading comprehension.

    3. Re:Well good by unixisc · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is there an XKCD that captures the essence of this story?

    4. Re:Well good by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 0

      Unlike you, Anonymous Coward, who expresses his unconventional opinions freely and wildly to the walls in his apartment.

    5. Re:Well good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, this.

      (You did mean the /. story, right?)

    6. Re:Well good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He must post on slashdot often

  4. Misleading summary by tepples · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just because the comic titled "Time" may have reached its final panel doesn't mean that xkcd itself is ending any time soon. We'll see on Monday whether there's a #1244.

    1. Re: Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not the end of xkcd, just possibly the time episode as per the posts title

    2. Re:Misleading summary by Seumas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know I'll be strung up for saying this, but XKCD is like The Onion. A thing that exists, which I don't ever remember exists until those couple times per year when someone randomly sends me a link and says "did you see this yet?" and I go look at it and think "huh... yep, that's The Onion/XKCD". It's kind of too cutesy for its own good. I usually kind of feel like I'm watching the comic-strip equivalent of seeing a young couple being overly cutesy and cuddly in public.

      That isn't to say I don't think it's any good . . . it just falls into the category of one of those things it seems like geeks spill way too much jizz over.

    3. Re: Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Then you are entirely missing the point.

    4. Re:Misleading summary by icebike · · Score: 2

      Couple times per year?

      You must not read many threads here on Slashdot, because there seems to be an obligatory link in every story.

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    5. Re:Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >strung up

      Implying many other users do not share exact same belief. Weak 2/10.

    6. Re:Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XKCD stopped being funny when I was no longer a 20-something. I generally like humour I can relate to, and its tough to relate to XKCD's sexual frustration and geek pandering that hasn't grown out of college.

    7. Re:Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I would say that's much more true for The Onion than XKCD. XKCD has some certain types of comics that are pretty much exactly what you'd imagine if someone said "XKCD" and "(insert topic)" and "(insert comic type)", but branches out of those types very often. The Onion is always what you'd expect if someone said "The Onion" and "(insert topic)." It's extremely rare that reading past the headline of The Onion is worthwhile, since the humor is almost always the choice of topic.

    8. Re:Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm very disappointed frankly. XKCD stopped being funny YEARS ago...

    9. Re:Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      " it just falls into the category of one of those things it seems like geeks spill way too much jizz over."

      Better bring a mop to 3D printing or private space stories.

    10. Re:Misleading summary by DG · · Score: 5, Funny

      Agreed! How dare people enjoy something!

      (Oh, I think Kevin Bacon may be teaching your daughter how to dance. You should probably check into that)

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    11. Re:Misleading summary by Art+Challenor · · Score: 4, Informative

      Couple times per year?

      You must not read many threads here on Slashdot, because there seems to be an obligatory link in every story.

      Citation Needed! http://xkcd.com/285/

    12. Re:Misleading summary by icebike · · Score: 2

      Well played sir!

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    13. Re:Misleading summary by drkim · · Score: 1

      Couple times per year?

      You must not read many threads here on Slashdot, because there seems to be an obligatory link in every story.

      Obligatory XKCD:

      http://xkcd.com/262/

    14. Re:Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I bet you were saying "xkcd stopped being funny years ago" before it was cool to say that.

    15. Re:Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I heard you're idea's and their definately good.

      Captcha: tedious. How appropriate.

    16. Re:Misleading summary by Bengie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Everything stopped being funny YEARS ago

      Welcome to being old.

    17. Re: Misleading summary by jones_supa · · Score: 2

      Which is what, oh mighty priest? There's many viewpoints to XKCD, and I do not see GP's being one particularly off the bat.

    18. Re: Misleading summary by FuzzNugget · · Score: 2

      I think both are bloody brilliant. XKCD because ... well, it gets me. It just gets me. The Onion because they nail it every damn time and they do it with style. They're so good you good, you could be forgiven for not knowing it's satire.

    19. Re:Misleading summary by Fortran+IV · · Score: 2

      XKCD stopped being funny to me when I was no longer a 20-something.

      FTFY.

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    20. Re:Misleading summary by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

      Not just you. XKCD is the thing somebody occasionally prints out and leaves on my desk, or forwards as a link. I don't recall ever seeing it of my own initiative, and such is my unfamiliarity with it that the name brings to some some sort of OS version and I have to spend a moment sorting out what distro is involved before eventually realizing it's not an OS at all.

      I'm sure it's perfectly fine. But I don't spend any time looking at comics these days, be they Dilbert, XKCD, whatever. Lost interest when Calvin and Hobbes ended, and then Bloom County ended, and then Far Side ended. Got tired of saying good bye so I learned to never say hello.

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    21. Re: Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, your mom continues to deliver quality entertainment.

    22. Re: Misleading summary by OptimalCynic · · Score: 2

      The point you're missing is that the post isn't talking about XKCD itself, it's talking about one particular comic that's being regularly updated.

    23. Re:Misleading summary by bzipitidoo · · Score: 0

      You think that is flamebait? No one is going to bother donating for some nails to stick you on a cross, not for that feeble "cutesy" criticism. And, The Onion? Not even close. Try this:

      XKCD is like the fax machine.

      Fax: Let's use these cool new digital communication devices to recreate paper documents, on paper, only with really crappy low resolution pictures of the text. Unlike emails, they'll have legal force because they're printed on paper, like sales slips! A pity that legal force doesn't extend to paper currency, or people could pay off their student loans by faxing $100 bills to the banks.

      XKCD: Let's use the comic strip, a holdover from an antiquated medium that's been going stale like decade old peanuts, as a vehicle for modern comedy. We'll draw everything in rows of boxes, just like traditional comic strips, but with stick figures because you have to put some kind of drawing in those boxes, in case some dying newspaper gets desperate enough to try adding something really radical to freshen up their stodgy Sunday comics section, and get Garfield off the first page. Or in case they need some filler should Doonesbury offend the prudes and moralists again and they have to yank it for a month.

      --
      Intellectual Property is a monopolistic, selfish, and defective concept. It is "tyranny over the mind of man"
    24. Re:Misleading summary by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Everything stopped being funny YEARS ago

      Welcome to being old.

      Actually, as someone who turned 50 in May, I find many things/people getting funnier/stupider as I get older. Probably as I gain perspective and realize how ridiculous and unimportant most things really are, especially in contrast to how serious and important people think those things are. Losing my wife of 20 years to brain cancer in 2006 (just 7 weeks after diagnosis) probably helps with that perspective -- Remember Sue...

      All life's little problems are just a distraction from the one big problem - that there's no fucking point to anything. (Just my 2 cents.)

      --
      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    25. Re:Misleading summary by Laxori666 · · Score: 1

      You mean misleading title, and I think that deserves a "woosh"...

    26. Re:Misleading summary by Jaruzel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Dude...

      I just read this:

      http://remembersue.tumblr.com/remember

      Wow. :( Made me cry a little.

      I won't say I'm sorry, as I don't know you, but thanks for sharing; There's so much shit on the Internet not worth reading these days, it's nice sometimes to find something so real and emotive.

      -Jar

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    27. Re:Misleading summary by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Dude...

      I just read this: http://remembersue.tumblr.com/remember

      Wow. :( Made me cry a little.

      I won't say I'm sorry, as I don't know you, but thanks for sharing; There's so much shit on the Internet not worth reading these days, it's nice sometimes to find something so real and emotive.

      Thank you. You're the first person to have mentioned reading it. I don't know if it's any good from an objective/writing point of view, but it says what I needed it to say. Sue was a special person and the world is simply less without her.

      I still don't know why she left that poem for me, all those years ago...

      --
      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    28. Re:Misleading summary by DrXym · · Score: 2

      I think XKCD only exists so some wit can stink up every /. story by posting an "oblig link" to a tenuously relevant cartoon.

    29. Re:Misleading summary by riT-k0MA · · Score: 1

      Read this a few months/years ago. Thank you for sharing a piece of your soul with us.

    30. Re: Misleading summary by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Duh, the point is obviously Randall can end Time whenever he likes. So he's a kind of Lord of Time, or, Time Lord, as they are sometimes called...

    31. Re:Misleading summary by Scorpiana · · Score: 1

      Thanks for sharing... I feel for your loss...
      Everyone deserves to find someone to love as much as you loved Sue, nobody deserves to lose that special someone but sooner or later everyone does I guess.

    32. Re:Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're the first person to have mentioned reading it.

      But not the only one. My wife having gone through cancer and made it 3 years ago, I can guess what it feels like. There's no fucking point to anything, but that doesn't mean that we can't try to enjoy as much of the ride as we can, whenever possible.

    33. Re:Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How appropriate, you fight like a cow

      FTFY.

    34. Re:Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I read it too. Very touching and well written.

    35. Re:Misleading summary by omnichad · · Score: 1

      e.g. The Money comic/poster:
      http://xkcd.com/980/

      It's not a strict comic. It might embody the xkcd spirit, but it's not the same old thing. And it's interesting even outside the context of it being related to a web comic.

    36. Re:Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read this an hour or two ago. I'm at work and have been mulling the Remember story over since then. Long after I closed the browser windows.

      I wouldn't go as far as saying our stories are similar (my Rita is just fine). But there were a few points I felt I could related to. It was very moving.

      Thanks and bon voyage.

    37. Re:Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for sharing this. It's been so long since I've read something so powerful on the internet. I hope that you've found peace after this.

      You're right: many things are unimportant. I need to remember that more often.

    38. Re:Misleading summary by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I'm forty and I still love XKCD.

      It's seldom been a proper giggle comic, but it's had a wry, gentle and geeky sense of humour within it that I've appreciated throughout, and moments of genuine tenderness.

      Cherish it for what it is, and don't expect what it can't deliver. But don't think you've outgrown it. You maybe need to grow into it.

    39. Re:Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teared me up too. Then I was surprised by your last statement. I thought, what!? "I still don't know why she left that porn for me, all those years ago...". Then I reread it. Ooohhh! And that's why people think I'm a jerk sometimes, I make jokes at inappropriate times, funerals, interviews, tragedies, etc. I guess my subconscious is always looking for a way out of the pain. Have a good one.

    40. Re:Misleading summary by bonehead · · Score: 1

      Got tired of saying good bye so I learned to never say hello.

      That sounds like the recipe for a boring, lonely, empty life.

    41. Re:Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. You're the first person to have mentioned reading it. I don't know if it's any good from an objective/writing point of view, but it says what I needed it to say. Sue was a special person and the world is simply less without her.

      I still don't know why she left that poem for me, all those years ago...

      I've never even commented on a Slashdot post (thus no account), but I read it, and I cried. It was awkward, given that I am at work, but I managed. It made me think, too, of what would be left if I died. The answer is that there is so very little. I can see how the poem affected you and I can see how you are recovering thanks to the very ideas within there. It's obviously what your wife would have wanted, and it inspired me to write a message for my wife and get us both ready for what will happen some time in the future. I only wish I had your skill in sharing emotions through text.

      Since I'm sharing feelings as an AC: I feel guilty that my instincts tell me I would rather die first, because then I wouldn't have to deal with the pain, but my heart and brain know I would way rather deal with the pain than make her go through that.

    42. Re:Misleading summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to hear about your loss. There is actually a point to everything. Look at Rom. 8:18-21. God will fulfill his original purpose for the Earth very soon and the result of that will be being freed from our current futility. Getting to know more about him is the key to true and lasting meaning in life (John 17:3). He's the "Hearer of prayer" (Ps. 65:2) and if you sincerely pray to him he will help you find true meaning in life.

    43. Re:Misleading summary by scarboni888 · · Score: 1

      Hear here!

    44. Re:Misleading summary by Imbrondir · · Score: 1

      Add me to the list of very much touched readers of that piece. Very few things gets to me these days, but the 'remember' one made me tear up and cry.

    45. Re:Misleading summary by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Thank you. You're the first person to have mentioned reading it.

      I'd love to read it, but I don't dare. My wife is in her third year battling a rare, obnoxious cancer and I'm at the office.

      I'm sure she was an amazing woman, and I'm sorry to see that things ended as they did.

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      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    46. Re:Misleading summary by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      My wife is in her third year battling a rare, obnoxious cancer...

      I'm sorry she, you and your family have to go through that. My hope is for the best for you all.

      That said, to be pragmatic, if you haven't already, please be sure to take the time to get both you and her affairs in order. It will make things a LOT easier should *either* of you die or become seriously impaired - especially if something happens to you while your wife was still battling cancer...

      • Make wills, especially if you two have property/assets only in each others names or want to give specific items to specific people. If there's no property/assets to transfer then a Will and Probate are optional - at least they are in Virginia. That said, for liability reasons, your house should be in both names and your cars only in one (or possibly each others, if more than one).
      • Check beneficiaries on 401k/retirement (pre-tax) and insurance accounts.
      • Make your bank (and other post-tax) accounts joint or fill out "transfer on death" forms (otherwise accounts must go through probate).
      • Important: Be sure both your names are listed on safe-deposit boxes - do NOT store your Wills there.
      • Very important: Fill out a Living Will / Healthcare Proxy for each of you. You can register one at the US Living Will Registry (assuming you're a US resident). It costs a few dollars, but if you get/submit the forms through a local hospital, they'll usually pay the fees. You'll get a card so any healthcare provider can download your forms from anywhere.
      • Consider Power of Attorney forms if either of you have individual assets that would need managing if/while you were impaired.
      • Get certified (embossed) copies of birth certificates for you both and a copy of your marriage certificate - important for life insurance claims - be sure to ask that they be returned if you send them anywhere.
      • If possible, pay off/down bills and loans.
      • If/when one of you dies, don't bother with the Social Security $255 death benefit. You'll probably spend more than that in time/effort gathering the required paperwork - I skipped it. Also, be sure to get at least 10 copies of the death certificate - most places will only accept certified (embossed) copies, but will also usually return them if you request. As a relative, you can get them yourself at your local health department for a small fee with ID.
      • Decide if either of you want to donate your body to science - Sue did (see the Remember Sue Tumblr) and I've completed my donor forms for Virginia. If accepted, it'll save you the cost of a funeral and burial and you'll be helping future Med students.
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    47. Re:Misleading summary by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the advice. We actually updated our wills, guardians, estate plans, and living wills a few years ago after she got sick, so I think we're in decent shape there.

      A little curious why you put your cars in individual names, because our attorney had us own them jointly to avoid probate. Is there a liability concern with jointly owning cars?

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      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
    48. Re:Misleading summary by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      A little curious why you put your cars in individual names, because our attorney had us own them jointly to avoid probate. Is there a liability concern with jointly owning cars?

      My understanding - and IANAL - is that a plaintiff in an auto accident case may pursue a defendant's assets. If the car is in both your names then you're both defendants and if the home is in both names it becomes an available asset. If the car is only in one name, then only that person is a defendant and a joint / un-splittable asset like a home is unavailable - i.e., you cannot sell 1/2 a home and/or force your spouse to sell his/her half to settle your individual liability. Perhaps I'm incorrect and/or it doesn't really matter for these cases from a practical standpoint.

      For inheritance/probate purposes, you're correct. Joint ownership will make things easier.

      Also, in the event that one of you dies, get the home appraised to determine the current, stepped-up value of the home (specifically the deceased spouse's half) for tax purposes if/when the home is ever sold and the surviving spouse is still unmarried. (Remember, at present, the home capital gain exclusion is $500k married, $250k single.) It will be easier/cheaper than getting a historical appraisal later.

      My best wishes for you and your family...

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    49. Re:Misleading summary by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the information. Hoping not to have to use it for a very long time.

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  5. obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    so....it has come to this...

  6. Sequel by MavEtJu · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm waiting for the sequel: More time.

    (before anybody flames, I follow it every couple of days via http://geekwagon.net/projects/xkcd1190/).

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    1. Re:Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I am looking forward to the other other sequel: Space.

      And then the other other OTHER sequel: Something about how cats invented spacetime. Fitting since they defy it already.

    2. Re:Sequel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other sequel is already available: Time After Time

    3. Re:Sequel by hicksw · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for the sequel: More time

      He has already done it. It was called space , and it happened all at once.

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  7. The concept of a geek card by tepples · · Score: 4, Insightful

    it just falls into the category of one of those things it seems like geeks spill way too much jizz over.

    Like when people say "turn in your geek card" when someone fails to get an inside joke related to an uncited quotation from some science fiction movie like Blade Runner or WarGames.

    1. Re:The concept of a geek card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it just falls into the category of one of those things it seems like geeks spill way too much jizz over.

      Like when people say "turn in your geek card" when someone fails to get an inside joke related to an uncited quotation from some science fiction movie like Blade Runner or WarGames.

      Zhora: [laughs] Are you for real?

    2. Re:The concept of a geek card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll give you a 2/10, that's the best I can do.

    3. Re:The concept of a geek card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is a geek cargo cult out there, and it's populated with people that desperately wished they finished that astro physics degree or didn't drop out of DeVry. They believe that by adorning themselves with tokens and fetishes of geekdom, that they will become smarter or work hard by osmosis. This typically happens later in life as an attempt to masquerade their way through technical interviews. I honestly don't care all that much about Dilithium crystals because the real world operates on fossil fuels and electricity, but that doesn't stop these charlatans from wishing it did.

    4. Re:The concept of a geek card by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There is a geek cargo cult out there, and it's populated with people that desperately wished they finished that astro physics degree or didn't drop out of DeVry. They believe that by adorning themselves with tokens and fetishes of geekdom, that they will become smarter or work hard by osmosis.

      Either that, or it just happens to be another fashion phenomenon, and doesn't say anything at all about their inner lives or philosophy or willingness to look directly into reality's hard face, as you have apparently done. Maybe they just, you know, enjoy sci-fi and tech stuff and chicks in horned-rim glasses.

      Like tattoos. People who don't have tattoos seem to want to create an entire psychodrama in their heads about the motivation and world-view of the person with the tattoo. But sometimes, it really is just because somebody wanted a fleur-de-lis on their calf because they like the way it looks.

      Everybody is so anxious to diminish other people as this AC seems to want to do. I wonder what's made so many people so grumpy that they feel the need to try to minimize others with such ersatz psychological profiles based on data picked out of their underpants. Maybe it's the economy. Or maybe it's just that grumpy people seem more apt to complain loudly.

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    5. Re:The concept of a geek card by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Like tattoos. People who don't have tattoos seem to want to create an entire psychodrama in their heads about the motivation and world-view of the person with the tattoo. But sometimes, it really is just because somebody wanted a fleur-de-lis on their calf because they like the way it looks.

      I think it's a little more complex than that. The way I see it (as a non-tattooed person who thinks they're kinda stupid), there's a big, big difference between someone with a smallish tattoo on their calf, or 2 or 3 tattoos in various places, and someone whose arms and legs or other body parts are entirely covered in them. The first person is just someone who wanted to adorn themselves, much like someone who wears earrings (except that tattoos can't be taken out easily when you get tired of them), whereas the latter is someone with an obsession. Tattoos are not cheap, so having large amounts of skin covered with them adds up to a lot of money, and it says something about someone who wants to spend that much money on adorning themselves instead of making a house downpayment, investing, or saving for their kids' college tuition.

      As for adorning yourself with tokens of geekdom, it doesn't cost anything to read XKCD or other such things online, and to post links to your favorite ones. You can drop XKCD like a hot potato any time you want and read some other webcomic instead. Tattoos, OTOH, are expensive, and permanent. I'm not so sure that's a very good analogy.

    6. Re:The concept of a geek card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reagan: There you go again.

    7. Re:The concept of a geek card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like tattoos. People who don't have tattoos seem to want to create an entire psychodrama in their heads about the motivation and world-view of the person with the tattoo. But sometimes, it really is just because somebody wanted a fleur-de-lis on their calf because they like the way it looks.

      And people with tattoos create way too much backstory or value on them that no one else begins to see. It works both ways.

      As a non-tattoo guy, I couldn't care less, other than seeing one on a girl and mentally saying "Trampstamp".

    8. Re: The concept of a geek card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude are you knocking Blade Runner? Turn in your geek card and I can say that since no citations are involved.

    9. Re:The concept of a geek card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Trampstamp"

      I prefer "Skank Frank". For those who are too young: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franking.

    10. Re:The concept of a geek card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Tattoos are not cheap, so having large amounts of skin covered with them adds up to a lot of money, and it says something about someone who wants to spend that much money on adorning themselves instead of making a house downpayment, investing, or saving for their kids' college tuition..

      As a heavily tattooed geek, I have to disagree. Being a geek/nerd is about caring about something to the point of wierdness. That is what we are. I live so far into my own head about gastronomy that I am a freak amongst Chefs, the guys who make a living by cooking. My tattoos are less permanent than my nerd style, as long as my mind runs it will think about food. I have spent more on cooking books than on ink. A maniac with a potato peeler and an hour would get rid of my tatts. Being passionate about stuff is for life. The meat is just for the weekend.

    11. Re:The concept of a geek card by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Obvious troll is obvious. Come clean, AC, you're not actually that stupid...

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    12. Re:The concept of a geek card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a geek cargo cult out there, and it's populated with people that desperately wished they finished that astro physics degree or didn't drop out of DeVry.,

      Having worked with quite a few people with physics and astrophysics PhDs, I can say those that finished the degree are not immune or different from basic components of geekdom (ok, their complaints about scifi might be a little more involved at times...). There is more to it than just some sort of envy of intelligence or working ethic.

    13. Re:The concept of a geek card by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      It is a way for them to feel special and unique, by coming up with a relatively amateurish back story, that probably hundreds of thousands of other people have came up with to make them feel creative.

      Oh look a S/O name.
      Oh look a Native American/Asian/Celtic symbols.
      Oh look Goth stuff, the same goth stuff that every other goth person has.
      Oh a cartoon character you liked as a kid.
      Oh your favorite flower.
      Why don't kids today go old school and get an anchors, and join the navy.

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    14. Re:The concept of a geek card by TheCarp · · Score: 2

      > and it says something about someone who wants to spend that much money on adorning
      > themselves instead of making a house downpayment, investing, or saving for their kids' college
      > tuition.

      So any "large" amount of money (what is large anyway? The amount it would cost to be covered head to toe in tatoos looks like a lot less compared to my salary now than it did, say, 10 years ago) that isn't spent on making a house downpayment or investing, or saving for their kids' college (assuming they have/want kids) is a waste?

      Have you never spent a dime on anything you didn't need? Are your walls all stark white with nothing hung on them?

      Pretty much anything someone would like to do, you can put up against something you feel is more important. Why do people go on vacations and travel the world when they could be putting that money towards a house or kids college?

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    15. Re:The concept of a geek card by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      With the people I see covered in tattoos, it's pretty obvious that they aren't making a lot of money in their careers, and probably don't get much above minimum wage. You don't see lower-income people traveling the world, but for some reason you do see a subset of them spending all their money on tattoos. If you have plenty of money, spending some on frivolous stuff is fine, but if you're barely hanging on, and you have kids, it's extremely irresponsible.

    16. Re:The concept of a geek card by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      To swipe a joke from Rooster Teeth's Red vs. Blue:

      I can sum up the argument against getting a tattoo with the following bullet points:
      1. Tattoos are permanent.
      2. You are a goddam idiot.
      Point 2 may seem overly argumentative and insulting, but let me explain. Just think about yourself, 10 years ago. 10 years ago, you were a goddam idiot, weren't you? Imagine the stupid sort of stuff that 10-years-ago-You would have wanted tattooed on his body. Now, realize that, 10 years from now, you will look back at now-You, and say, "10 years ago, I was a goddam idiot."

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    17. Re:The concept of a geek card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think of TNG as a holy scripture. I don't like most of XKCD.
      However, I still feel bad for people like you who like to feel like they are superior because they crammed through some random course and then rode into the grant treadmill only to be rescued by a 'cool' company or organization.
      Wake me up when the software you write at Google is any better than the polished crap we extrude out of people who don't know what an ISO file is.
      You get lots of money, more power to you, dude.
      Still, to me, you are still a fucking janitor.
      Next time you want some respect, give me results that don't suck dick or write a clock app that doesn't crash randomly.
      Regards,

    18. Re:The concept of a geek card by Evanisincontrol · · Score: 2

      With the people I see covered in tattoos, it's pretty obvious that they aren't making a lot of money in their careers, and probably don't get much above minimum wage.

      You imply that people who like to cover their body with tattoos are somehow less valuable in the workforce, but you have it backwards. It is not tattoo lovers being unable to perform, but society who rejects tattoo lovers. I have three tattoos so far and I make just shy of six figures. The only thing stopping me from being "covered in tattoos" is that many (most?) employers won't hire people with visible tattoos.

      Before you reply with "oh then you're the exception to the norm," let me cut you off and say that you're wrong. I know plenty of others like me. You seem to think you can judge someone's income based on their tattoos (how exactly are you doing that again?) and then you reinforce your own beliefs by looking at others who fit your predetermined model. This is textbook confirmation bias.

      Tattoos can be many things to many people (symbolic, art, memorial, decoration), but in general they are a form of self-expression. Like any form of self-expression, you're forgiven if you don't understand people's motivations. You should, however, show some respect rather than disparaging those who like different things than you, and you definitely shouldn't make the mistake of thinking you can categorize tattoo lovers as lower class and irresponsible. That mindset is poisonous and it's as ignorant as any other racial or cultural bias.

    19. Re:The concept of a geek card by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I know a girl with a lovely blossom motif across her shoulders. Not trampy at all.

      I know a bloke with delicate flowers on his upper arms. The mother of his children doesn't think he's a tramp at all.

      You're sounding a little prejudiced.

    20. Re:The concept of a geek card by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 2

      I work as a programmer at Ubisoft. I have sleeves on my forearms, and I know lots of guys that work here that have plenty of large tattoos (and/or piercings). My arms DID cost me a lot of money.

      Sure, these are a bit frivolous and are 100% aesthetic choices for me, but so are clothes, and these tattoos will last longer. You've got a lot of weird pre-conceived notions of people that have tattoos. As it happens, I have a job and have chosen a field where people don't mind that I have tattoos. I have friends that work in more conservative careers, and they have less obvious tattoos if they have any at all. I wear a lot of casual clothing and short sleeves at work, too, and my lawyer friends always have long sleeve shirts and jackets on. You'd never even guess at the kind of ink they have.

      I agree that spending money that you don't have is irresponsible, but you can't judge whether or not they have enough money to make those decisions based on what they look like, or even what their current job is.

      Anyway, don't judge people by what you can immediately see. You don't know their story.

    21. Re:The concept of a geek card by tgeek · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure that's a very good analogy.

      OHHHH!!! We're doing analogies! Then we need the obligatory Slashdot buffet and car analogies:

      XKCD is like an all-you-can-eat buffet . . . where you can pick and choose what pleases you, and you can share with your friends . . . er, wait a minute, sharing is frowned upon at most buffet establishments . . . scratch that analogy . . .

      XKCD is like your car . . . er, well, not really . . . no comic strip has ever left me stranded on the side of a highway in West Texas for 4 hours . . .

      Come to think of it, I'm liking the tattoo analogy more and more!

    22. Re:The concept of a geek card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I work as a programmer at Ubisoft.

      Anyway, don't judge people by what you can immediately see. You don't know their story.

      Ok, so what you're saying is I shouldn't judge you based on all the poorly developed games Ubisoft has released in the past 10 years?

    23. Re:The concept of a geek card by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      > Anyway, don't judge people by what you can immediately see. You don't know their story.

      No shit. We used to get a good laugh back when I worked at the university: We had a "beer" list for the network group and unix admins. On occasional Fridays we would use it to coordinate a lunch down at the bar.

      On those afternoons, we used to joke about how a single unsuspecting car plowing into a rag tag band of people in leather jackets, long hair, and scraggly beards could easily take out everyone with any knowledge of root passwords or router configs.

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    24. Re:The concept of a geek card by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      With the people I see covered in tattoos, it's pretty obvious that they aren't making a lot of money in their careers, and probably don't get much above minimum wage. You don't see lower-income people traveling the world, but for some reason you do see a subset of them spending all their money on tattoos. If you have plenty of money, spending some on frivolous stuff is fine, but if you're barely hanging on, and you have kids, it's extremely irresponsible.

      Depends on where you live and who you know. I live in Seattle. Even some of the cops have forearms sleeve tattoos let alone lots of computer developers working for Adobe or Microsoft. I make decent money but decided to start traveling the world specifically because my friends that I knew had minimum wage jobs were doing so. Sure, they do things differently. They get the good travel deals, camp or fine friends of friends to stay with, and constantly budget their money on food and such. They also spend a lot more time over in Europe or Asia than I can. It's one of the reasons they work that minimum wage job, because when they want to go spend a month in Goa, or tour with their band on a six week trip through Europe. They can quit anytime they want and get another job once they get back. Getting tattoos, traveling the world, having and raising kids, or buying a house are mostly deciding what you want to do, forming a plan, and doing it rather than any other set of criteria such as income.

    25. Re:The concept of a geek card by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

      Certainly not that; I've only been here for 2! :)

    26. Re:The concept of a geek card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I got stoned from reading your reply.

    27. Re:The concept of a geek card by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      whereas the latter is someone with an obsession

      You are proving my point. People who don't have tattoos seem to need to create a psychodrama in their head about the person with the tattoos. It can't just be because the tattooed person likes tattoos, it has to involve obsession and things...darker.

      Geeks or tattooed freaks - neither has to be a sign of some sort of pathology. And I have recently noted (not being a geek or a tattooed individual) that there seems to be an increasing number of geeks with tattoos. Just this summer, I've seen several tattoos that reference pi or some other imaginary number, Fibonacci series and the Julia set. Surely this would indicate that the bearer of those tattoos is at least likely to be a geek.

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    28. Re:The concept of a geek card by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You and Seumas, in a boat.

      Girlintraining and roman_mir, when the condom broke.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    29. Re:The concept of a geek card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work as a programmer at Ubisoft.

      Yes, but since you also have no soul why would we care about your story?

    30. Re:The concept of a geek card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

    31. Re:The concept of a geek card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you so much for the term "geek cargo cult". I feel that you've absolutely nailed it there. Fine work, my friend!

  8. Signs Point to XKCD's Time Ending ... by gargleblast · · Score: 3, Informative
  9. There's a Wiki and a replay site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:There's a Wiki and a replay site by De+Lemming · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I know about a second replay site. It's not as good as the one on geekwagon.net, but it has sound :-)

      And don't forget the forum thread, which currently has 51583 posts. In this thread a new religion that worships the One True Comic was started. Also a few new standard units were introduced, based on the NewPix (half an hour), which was later replaced with the LongPix (one hour) when the update interval of the comic changed. People in the thread did extensive analysis of the comic, and later on some started analyzing the forum thread itself. The thread was also the starting point of the replay web sites.

    2. Re:There's a Wiki and a replay site by Fortran+IV · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And you know, there's more acrimony and vitriol in the 80-odd posts already on this story than in the 51K posts of the forum thread. What does that say about xkcd fans and Slashdotters?

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  10. The Oracle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone figure out how to read the Oracle's words?

    1. Re:The Oracle by Anubis+IV · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sure, though some of them were harder to read than others. The key takeaway from them was that a big sea (what we later realize is the Atlantic) was about to flood into the smaller one where our protagonists built their sand castle (a version of the Mediterranean that the Oracle explained had been cut off from the Atlantic, dried up, but was now reconnecting with the Atlantic which was eager to flood into the lowlands of the dried up Mediterranean). If you looked at the maps indicating where the new shore would be, you'd see quite clearly that the places where the new shoreline stretches on the map go from what we know as the Iberian peninsula to Italy and Sicily.

      Apparently, the protagonists lived somewhere south of France in the middle of the Mediterranean, but their territory was swept away by the flood. The castle where the Oracle was located, which was supposed to be just above the new waterline, roughly corresponds to the location of Marseilles.

      Though I haven't seen it said elsewhere, this may be a new fiction for the creation of the Atlantis myth.

    2. Re:The Oracle by Fortran+IV · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, "Time" appears to have been set in the remote future, about 11 millenia from today, after Gibraltar Strait has already been closed up again for a thousand years or more (no back story for that was ever given). At one point the comic presented nearly a hundred frames of night sky, with recognizable planets and constellations. Readers versed in astronomy were able to find a date 11,000 years ahead, with consistent displacements for nearby stars (within the limits of a 553x395 image resolution). Also, the castle of the "oracle" (nicknamed Rosetta in the forum thread, after her role as a translator) appeared to be the Chateau d'If of Count of Monte Cristo fame, in Marseilles harbor.

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    3. Re:The Oracle by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      It's not a new idea - I read a book years ago about a guy who goes back in time and helps some creatures migrate out of the Mediterranean basin when Gibraltar opens up. That said, I'm sure this series is an excellent treatment of the concept, and will have to read it.

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    4. Re:The Oracle by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Well, I've already been corrected in other responses. Turns out that rather being set in the past, the story is apparently set 11,000 years in the future, based on the arrangement of stars visible for an extended period at one point during the series.

  11. Let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was the frame labelled "The End" that gave you this idea?

    1. Re:Let me guess by MightyMartian · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but I won't believe it until Netcraft confirms it.

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  12. Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by tepples · · Score: 2

    Because you quoted a character name, I could Google that it came from Blade Runner. But a lot of these allusions change a line's nouns, pronouns, and verb tense to fit the context, making it harder to search by exact phrase to figure out what people are talking about when they speak this Tamarian language of movie quotes. So yes, I'm for real. I'm trying to figure out what specific films, video games, webcomics, etc. I'd need to catch up on to keep a geek card current.

    1. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by tedgyz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Has anyone noticed it is impossible to be "current" anymore, geekly or otherwise? There are too many information streams.

      Damn you internet! Damn you all to hell!

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    2. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Fantastic. But if you don't get the reference it's not really intended for you is it?

    3. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you quoted a character name, I could Google that it came from Blade Runner.

      I just use the Google Dictionary Chrome extension and ctrl-click stuff like that, and the definition pops up in a balloon. Actually doing a search for something that trivial is one step too many.

      GD usually delivers the goods on obscure/technical items too.

    4. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Nerdfest · · Score: 4, Funny

      It used to be possible but they killed Google Reader.

    5. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You're getting older. That's all.

    6. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So yes, I'm for real. I'm trying to figure out what specific films, video games, webcomics, etc. I'd need to catch up on to keep a geek card current.

      Other than Blade Runner and the original Star Wars trilogy, what other movies are geeks required to add to their collections?

    7. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Mathinker · · Score: 2

      I will attempt the hopeless: a list of all content I remember being quoted here as meme-ish (not that I've seen/read/heard it all):

      Additional movies: Spaceballs, Galaxy Quest, The Princess Bride, (This is) Spinal Tap, Fight Club, every Star Trek movie (no matter how good or bad), ... (on the more esoteric side: Buckaroo Bonzai, Logan's Run, Tron, ...)

      TV : All of Dr. Who, every version of Star Trek, Babylon 5, Space 1999 (but usually only in reference to doing something to the Moon. not quotes), Battlestar Galactica (and reboots), ...

      Books: (Oh, God...) Everything considered science fiction or fantasy, but especially anything written by Heinlein, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Neal Stephenson, J. R. R. Tolkien; The Wheel of Time; ...

    8. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 2

      and any thing written by Asimov when the topic even tangentially involves robots or sentient AI.

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    9. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by fuzznutz · · Score: 2

      You left out all the Monty Pythons for movies and TV. And the Matrix and of course Aliens. The usual Aliens quote is in reference to nuking something from orbit. "It's the only way." Or mostly coming at night.

      Only the first Matrix movie is quoted. Curiously, none of the other Alien movies seem to have made the cut. Even the first one...

    10. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 1

      As a geek, you only watch Star Trek:Enterprise to complain about:

      1. How Scott Bakula killed the franchise (untrue, so people really think Trek will stay dead?).

      2. How under-rated it was (wrong, it was rated exactly where it should be, just your opinion is different).

      3. How tired Star Trek is now (possibly true)

    11. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Calydor · · Score: 5, Funny

      There are too many information streams.

      Just don't cross them and you'll be fine.

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    12. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Calydor · · Score: 1

      There is no Matrix?

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    13. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Only the first Matrix movie? Whatchoo talkin about Willis? They never made any sequels.

    14. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      Yup! I told you it was hopeless (and my LeechBlock timeout didn't help any...)

      Thanks for joining in the fun and helping me out...

    15. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by deroby · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is no spoon.

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    16. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      But there is a loud sound generated by some kind of fast moving object --- maybe somebody shot a spoon out of an air rifle made by a 3D printer?

    17. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      The usual Aliens quote is in reference to nuking something from orbit. "It's the only way." Or mostly coming at night.

      Personally, I always like Hudson's "game over, man" line. And, the group I hung around with would invariably follow any "that's just game over" with "why don't we build a fire...sing some songs?" And then there's "they can bill me".

      Curiously, none of the other Alien movies seem to have made the cut. Even the first one...

      Likely because Alien was straight up horror with almost no comic relief, and long stretches of time with no dialog at all. Aliens was more of an action movie with the dry humor you see in that sort of film, plus it had a lot more dialog overall.

    18. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Calydor · · Score: 1

      Or maybe it's shot AT the 3D printer for giving weird and vague error messages. PC Load Letter? What does that mean?!

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    19. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by filthpickle · · Score: 1

      Hehe....You are wondering what you need to do to stay current = You are getting older.

      You don't have any idea what is current and you don't particularly care to find out = You are old.

    20. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      Enterprise becomes much more tolerable if you skip the intro credits.

      I wouldn't say it was greatly underrated. I wouldn't even say it was good, but it was still better than Voyager.

    21. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      Personally, I always like Hudson's "game over, man" line. And, the group I hung around with would invariably follow any "that's just game over" with "why don't we build a fire...sing some songs?" And then there's "they can bill me".

      Yeah, I loved Hudson too. Years ago, "Game Over" was my Windows98 shutdown sound. Although, I always thought his best line was, "Why don't you put her in charge." I still crack up when I watch it.

      I've been a Bill Paxton fan since Weird Science. My siblings still call me Chet.

    22. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by crossmr · · Score: 1

      if I had a penny for every back to the future quote someone felt the need to dredge up..

    23. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 1

      Yep, horrible theme music sets up viewers to not like what they're going to see. Skipping it really does help. I thought it was getting good in its final season, and yes, it's all better than Voyager.

    24. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was that animated thing. It was OK, but there wasn't much dialog, so quoting it is hard.

    25. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the intelligent geek pre-reqs: Gattaca, The Butterfly Effect, Requiem for a Dream, Donnie Darko. Twelve Monkeys, Akira, Brazil, anything by Kubrick.

      Then there's the films every geek should watch, whether they like them or not (and I don't like all of them): Office Space, Back to the Future, The Fifth Element, The Truman Show, Avatar, V for Vendetta, Children of Men.

      I really liked Children of Men.

      But yeah, someone else gave the definitive answer. If you only watch one geek movie ever, and it's not Blade Runner, make it Aliens.

    26. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had a penny for every time someone thought a Ghostbusters reference was a Back to the Future reference, Id be pretty much in the same boat I am now

    27. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Then there's the films every geek should watch ... Avatar....

      Worldwide: $2,782,275,172. Rank: 1 . You have an odd definition of what constitutes a Geek film.

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    28. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that _just_ geeks should watch it! :)

      (I also don't think it's a very good film, but that wasn't what was requested. It's also unlikely to get heavily quoted, so nobody will know if you just didn't bother)

    29. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd be richer if you had a penny for every quote you attributed incorrectly.

    30. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      > Hudson's "game over, man"

      Ouch, you've reminded me that I totally omitted a whole genre: video games.

    31. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      and also.... comic books!

      Which almost brings us full circle and on topic...

    32. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What's Google Reader?

    33. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      So you mod it "-1 troll". That's the same as "I don't understand this", isn't it?

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    34. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quit trolling, the quote is obviously from spaceballs...

    35. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enterprise becomes much more tolerable if you compare it to the crapfest that is Abrams Trek.

      There FTFY

    36. Re: Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, I didn't care what was current and had no compunction to figure it out when I was in my teens and early twenties. And that was a long time ago. I lived in a strange and isolated bubble. I am probably more in touch with the Now, than I ever was.

    37. Re:Darmok and Jihad at Viagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, that's Ghostbusters.

  13. XKCD "experimental comics" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Aka Geek Hubris.

    It's a frigging web comic, not Tolstoy. Who, other than obsessive-compulsive fanboys would bother to check it for updates more than once a week or so?

    It just goes to show; too much success can turn just about anyone into a diva who thinks that the world hangs on their every word (even a supposedly down-to-earth science guy).

    Kinda reminds me of megatokyo or penny arcade - good web comics in their own right, but suddenly the author(s) get to thinking they're some kind of genius / saint / high-artiste.

    1. Re:XKCD "experimental comics" by Tridus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Okay, and the author has expressed any of that... where, exactly?

      All he did was make a comic. Other people turned it into a thing, and that somehow makes him a diva?

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      -- "So they told me that using the download page to download something was not something they anticipated." - Bill Gates
    2. Re:XKCD "experimental comics" by Nerdfest · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ... and Tolstoy wrote fiction books. The medium has changed, the audience has changed, but it's still art, and I think it's quite insightful for the most part. Look at the number of times it's referenced here on SlashDot. Randall has vision, a good understanding of math and science and a great sense of humour. Personally, I wish a lot more people were like him, rather than bitter critics.

    3. Re:XKCD "experimental comics" by osu-neko · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Incredibly stupid people frequently project the over zealousness of fans onto humble authors. Because, you know, you can tell how big an ego an author has by how much his fans talk about him. If someone says you're really good at what you do, that means you've got a big head, right? Yeah, it almost hurts trying to psychoanalyze that level of stupid...

      --
      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    4. Re:XKCD "experimental comics" by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Aka Geek Hubris.

      It's a frigging web comic, not Tolstoy. Who, other than obsessive-compulsive fanboys would bother to check it for updates more than once a week or so?

      It just goes to show; too much success can turn just about anyone into a diva who thinks that the world hangs on their every word (even a supposedly down-to-earth science guy).

      Kinda reminds me of megatokyo or penny arcade - good web comics in their own right, but suddenly the author(s) get to thinking they're some kind of genius / saint / high-artiste.

      They're not poseurs, they're at the forefront of the medium and the success they've achieved is as a result of their talents.

      xkcd isn't always the funniest (though it has some real classics), but it's definitely the most innovative. The Time comic is a weird intersection of comic and animation, it's probably not going to become a new style but he did something original AND good, and that's a rare talent.

      --
      I stole this Sig
  14. circuit strip by epine · · Score: 0

    The teaser margin caught my eye with a circuit strip (teaser margin = (WU- (pi/4))*XGA on most web sites these days, excluding content viewed through a dancing thumb while traversing Steiner diagrams in a busy urban core with the permanent postural stoop of Vermilingo Erectus).

    Props for the big solder blob. No circuit is complete without one. The end.

  15. Horrible headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    For a moment I thought that XKCD would finally die, that we'd at last be free from the damned "lol obligatory XKCD XD" posts. Way to let me down, /..

    1. Re:Horrible headline by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      It feels like the designer of the headline wanted to leave the possibility for misinterpretation in the sake of little trolling. The headline could have easily been Signs Point To XKCD's "Time" Series Ending to avoid any confusion.

    2. Re:Horrible headline by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      It feels like the designer of the headline wanted to leave the possibility for misinterpretation in the sake of little trolling.

      Welcome to /. ;)

      --
      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
  16. And I for one say "Thank God" by pongo000 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Geez, what a manipulative waste of time. Randal is a smart guy; maybe that was the point of the exercise: To see just how many morons out there (including myself) followed this banal story to its bitter and anticlimactic end.

    For those just dying to poke sharp sticks in their eyes, I recommend this link instead.

    1. Re:And I for one say "Thank God" by tinkerton · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Geez, what a manipulative waste of time. Randal is a smart guy; maybe that was the point of the exercise: To see just how many morons out there (including myself) followed this banal story to its bitter and anticlimactic end.

      I enjoyed it. But then, over time I got to see Munroe as generous and friendly rather than cynical and manipulative. So no, to me that was definitely not the point of the exercise.

    2. Re:And I for one say "Thank God" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Geez, what a manipulative waste of time....

      Luckily not everyone is as depressed as you appear to be. Here's a nice piece of "movie criticism" based on Time,
          http://lovepirate77.wordpress.com/2013/07/11/an-unconventional-film/

    3. Re:And I for one say "Thank God" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Likewise. I saw it as a work of fiction, one based more on pictures than words, but still an entertaining, and somewhat compelling story. Once I realized that their former home was doomed, I found myself at the same crossroads: stay and guarantee my survival, or try to help my friends and family. Just because it was based on stick figures doesn't mean it can't draw emotions from the audience. How sad that some people can't see it for what it is: an interesting story.

      -- green led

    4. Re:And I for one say "Thank God" by GTRacer · · Score: 1

      OT: Do you pronounce it BAY-null, or baa-NAUL?

      --
      Defending IP by destroying access to it? That makes sense, RIAA/MPAA. Go to the corner until you can play nice!
    5. Re:And I for one say "Thank God" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's mean! He doesn't know until you tell him how _you_ pronounce it. Then he can tell you that you're wrong.

    6. Re:And I for one say "Thank God" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither. Baa-nahl.

    7. Re:And I for one say "Thank God" by GTRacer · · Score: 1

      Ah, that's what I should have used! Couldn't think of a good way to pronouncify that. You get a cookie. Flavor?

      --
      Defending IP by destroying access to it? That makes sense, RIAA/MPAA. Go to the corner until you can play nice!
  17. Forget the Mayans ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... this is it!

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  18. link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where is the obligatory xkcd link?

  19. molpy down. by Rob+Bos · · Score: 1

    :(

    1. Re:molpy down. by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      As a lurker of Time, I agree.

      --
      If you think I voted for Trump because of this post, you're wrong. I voted for Dr. Jill Stein of the Green Party. Again.
  20. Time + 53? by Bunzinator · · Score: 1

    Time was http://xkcd.com/1190/.

    The most recent is http://xkcd.com/1243/.

    Randal is slower to stop than an aircraft carrier.

    1. Re:Time + 53? by SJHillman · · Score: 3, Informative

      Time is what's ending, not XKCD. Time is a single comic (one of the current 1,243) which itself has over 3000 frames. What makes it unique is that they were released one at a time (originally on the half hour, which later changed to hourly). The story itself isn't overtly interesting, but the way it was released one frame at a time kept people guessing. The official XKCD thread for 1190 is massive, mostly full of speculation and even odder than normal people.

    2. Re:Time + 53? by Bunzinator · · Score: 1

      Thank you for elucidating that, kind sir. With that knowledge, I'm now surprised I didn't cop a lambasting.

      And how the hell did I completely miss Time??!! :)

    3. Re:Time + 53? by vikingpower · · Score: 1

      Aircraft carriers can be stopped pretty fast. With an M45 torpedo with its original warhead on.

      --
      Religous speak to God. Insane are spoken to by God. When all shut up, one can finally hear Shostakovich in peace
    4. Re:Time + 53? by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      The real fans of Time are nice people. Assholes (and I include myself here) just don't have the patience. So unlike many other nerd/clique/cult obsessions, it's managed to select out the anti-social jerks, rather than become centred around them.

      --
      Science is all about firing a drunk pig out of a cannon just to see what happens.
  21. title plus the comic is full message by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    Time Waste.

    Randall wasted it; while no individual viewer wasted as much in sum even more time was wasted

    1. Re:title plus the comic is full message by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Funny

      And then we find out it was a nine line Python script that wrote, drew and uploaded the entire 1190 comic.

  22. Apropriate Babylon 5 quote: by Hartree · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Londo Molari: "My shoes are too tight, but it doesn 't matter, because I have forgotten how to dance."

  23. Re:So what? by Iskender · · Score: 1

    Well, you could avoid having to admit you're a huge closeted fan with a portrait of Munroe in every room of your house, for one.

  24. What the chirp is wrong with people? by Fortran+IV · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's a comic, guys. I don't read Cathy, but I don't feel obliged to mustard all over Cathy Guisewite because her comic doesn't amuse me. Why do people dump so hard on xkcd and Randall Munroe? If you don't like the comic, don't read it, and don't read Slashdot articles about it—and shut the chirp up and let the rest of us enjoy it in peace.

    I found it fun. That's all. It was fun. It was original, and intriguing, and a little challenging, and a nice change of mood when I got home from work (or when I needed a break at work).

    And it was something I don't believe any webcomic had ever done before. When I submitted the original Slashdot story about "Time", I thought that aspect might interest people. Instead, the story got the same sort of molpy-chirping geek-elitist hate posts that this one is gathering.

    For the record: "Time" was followed by college students and septuagenarians (I'm in my 50s, and xkcd regularly makes me laugh). Musicians, math teachers, writers, and astronomers contributed to the forum thread. The last figure we saw was that over 2 million words of original material had been posted to the thread. We weren't doing it for geek cred; we were doing it because we enjoyed ourselves.

    Grow up a little, guys, OK?

    --
    I figure by 2030 or so my 6-digit UID will be something to brag about.
    1. Re:What the chirp is wrong with people? by thoth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly!

      Sure, not every XKCD comic is brilliant, but plenty are funny, appealing to a tough demographic for subject material.

      I think his various infographics are fantastic (money, radiation) and a handful of info comics are similarly amazing (gravity wells, ocean depths, movie plots). His "What If?" series is also extremely interesting.

      Sites that feed off the "XKCD is overrated" vibe come across as pathetic calls for attention from people too lame and stupid to produce their own work. Basically some members of the geek community have this bizarre calling to drop their pants and publicly poop all over whatever they think is overrated. The fact is their sum total contribution to the world is being a shit stain on the fabric of the web.

    2. Re:What the chirp is wrong with people? by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 0

      Some people just can't let others have fun. If they can't be in control of something, they would rather it not be available. (Sounds like the RIAA/MPAA, when put that way.)

      I wasn't involved in the OTT much, but it was fun to read. Especially the crazy words being substituted way back when for April Fool's Day.

      --
      If you think I voted for Trump because of this post, you're wrong. I voted for Dr. Jill Stein of the Green Party. Again.
    3. Re:What the chirp is wrong with people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well imagine if almost every single article on Slashdot had a "+5 Funny" link to a Catchy comic.

      Soon you might feel obligated to point out that Cathy is actually kind of lame.

    4. Re:What the chirp is wrong with people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Cathy doesn't get articles on Slashdot constantly every time she makes a new character or an arc of the story ends. Cathy also doesn't get spammed in replies to every single topic.

    5. Re:What the chirp is wrong with people? by narcc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't feel obliged to mustard all over Cathy Guisewite because her comic doesn't amuse me. Why do people dump so hard on xkcd and Randall Munroe?

      My guess? Cathy Guisewite isn't a pretentious ass that panders to the bottom 1% of self-described "rationalists".

      The constant flow of links on forums like this along with the wasteful printouts that find their way inexplicably to my desk makes xkcd difficult to ignore. Cathy, in contrast, is happily confined to the back of the local paper and rarely (if ever) brought to my attention.

      I'll admit that I used to be a regular xkcd reader. I checked out this article as "Time" seemed like it could be interesting. I was wrong. It's the same nonsense that I and others outgrew years ago.

    6. Re:What the chirp is wrong with people? by Ja'Achan · · Score: 1

      It's not just xkcd. When there was a post about Megatokyo's VN, /.'s thread was just a bunch of people whining that it wasn't a gag joke comic any more, even though it hasn't been that since 2002. I'd guess /. is just filled with bittervets?

    7. Re:What the chirp is wrong with people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If not for making fun of Cathy, we wouldn't have this:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbCT5fXdhhc

      Which is, oddly enough, one of the hottest things I've seen a woman do on TV.

    8. Re:What the chirp is wrong with people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you didn't outgrow it. Outgrowing something means that you developed a certain (hopefully healthy) amount of indifference to it. If so, you would not have replied the way you did, which, whether intentional or not comes over as haughty, and harboring a fairly large amount of resentment.

      Ronald

    9. Re:What the chirp is wrong with people? by osu-neko · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'll admit that I used to be a regular xkcd reader. I checked out this article as "Time" seemed like it could be interesting. I was wrong. It's the same nonsense that I and others outgrew years ago.

      People's interests change over time. They get bored with some things and move on. But trolls like to use the word "outgrew" to try to offend current fans, and particularly immature people view these sorts of continuous, inevitable shifts in interests over time as signs of increasing maturity on their own part, not so much to offend anyone, but as a way of making themselves feel superior. Often then aren't smart enough to realize that's what they're doing.

      (Yes, in case it wasn't obvious, the irony is intentional...)

      --
      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    10. Re:What the chirp is wrong with people? by dywolf · · Score: 2

      translation: I hate this and you should too because I have passed judgement on it

      --
      The guy who said the election was rigged won the presidency with the second-most votes.
    11. Re:What the chirp is wrong with people? by geminidomino · · Score: 0

      Kind of like this guy.

      Sorry, I just had to...

    12. Re:What the chirp is wrong with people? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Cathy Guisewite isn't a pretentious ass that

      Really, how is he pretentious. I think you have a much more solid claim to that title, viz:

      panders to the bottom 1% of self-described "rationalists".

      OK, well you don't have to be a rationalist. Go read some webcomic that panders to the top 1% of irrationalists then and be happy about it.

      I and others outgrew years ago.

      In other words you got old and boring and relly grouchy. That's not something which has to happen when you get older. You chose it.

      --
      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    13. Re:What the chirp is wrong with people? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      It reminds me of those people who make a point of ragging on Justin Bieber or the Twilight saga, as if they were capable of producing anything better.

      Apparently it's just fashionable to be a hater.

      Not that I am a fan of either, but they are by no means any worse than the majority of what comes out in their respective genres.

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  25. Antares by xiphmont · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Don't forget Antares was missing from the night sky; I cling to my theory that it going supernova damaged to ozone layer sufficiently to precipitate an ice-age that dropped the ocean levels, closing Gibraltar.

    1. Re:Antares by minogully · · Score: 2

      Having followed the "Time" comic from the start, I am amazed that this level of detail was put into the artwork. But what amazes me even more, is that fans such as you have managed to connect the dots!

      Thank you so much for sharing!

    2. Re:Antares by jc42 · · Score: 2

      Interested folk might want to dig up the archaeologists' writings on several events that are precedents for this story. The best documented case is the flooding of the Mediterranean basin, but that was about 5 million years ago, before humans exist. A similar event occurred about 8000 years ago, when rising sea waters broke through the Straight of Bosporus, and flooded the Black sea, which was lower due to lack of water sources during the earlier ice age. There is also some evidence for an ice-age drying up of the Red Sea, and a similar flood that filled it. There is weak evidence that this has happened multiple times in the Black and Red Seas, as the ice sheets expanded and retreated.

      So the idea that this may happen again in the future is not especially radical; it's just a repeat of something that has happened repeatedly. If you live near the channel that fills the basin, it's probably pretty dramatic for the months or years that it takes. In other areas, it's just a slow rise of the sea, flooding out your homes.

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
  26. Not news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot has really gone downhill since they were bought and paid for.

  27. Alternative link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://xkcd.com/tme

    Although I'm sure most of us have been trained to memorize 1190 by now.

  28. Mouseover: The end. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Mouseover of the image says "The end."

    All you slashgeniuses: is this a hint perhaps?

  29. I laughed. I cried. by Sarusa · · Score: 0

    Man, this was epic. And I know that term is abused. But this is an epic in the true sense, and the first webcomic in 20 years that has had me spellbound. 'Come to bed!' 'No.. I can't. Actually, come here, let's watch this from the start.'

  30. Re:who fucking cares by osu-neko · · Score: 2

    ...

    I don't click on stories that don't interest me. That'd be an utterly stupid waste of time. Moreso to take the time to comment on them.

    --
    "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
  31. Slipping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought xkcd's been slipping for awhile now. The clever ones seem to be getting fewer and farther between.

  32. Knocking the expected investment by tepples · · Score: 1

    Dude are you knocking Blade Runner?

    No, I'm just knocking the amount of time that one is expected to have invested in tracking down science fiction DVDs at a public library in order to participate in discussions without being ridiculed, if Mathinker's post is anything to go by.

    1. Re:Knocking the expected investment by Cederic · · Score: 1

      The thing is, you used the term 'invested'. This is entirely correct. You invest a little time, you gain many things.

      Not least the enjoyment of a good film.

      The geek film quotes are a common vocabulary, but that's fine. You can learn the words, phrases and contexts without seeing the films; it's like any other vocabulary. As you encounter it, you learn it.

      Shit, I knew 'there is no cake' long before I encountered its source material. I was enlightened. Oddly it made it even more of a reveal. But the trope worked anyway.

      There is no cake.

  33. CORRECTION by tepples · · Score: 1

    You mean misleading title

    I realized that about two minutes after I had submitted. Unlike xkcd forums, Slashdot lacks editing, and at the time, I didn't feel like posting a CORRECTION reply to my own post. Even preview is unavailable in the mobile version.

  34. Time by phorm · · Score: 1

    It took me a moment to catch on to this. It would have been more obvious if the entire title hadn't be using intercaps, so that "Time" (as opposed to "time") would have been shown as a noun.

    That said, using quotes might have also disambiguated it, but it probably would have gotten less hits too so I won't discount the title being intentionally leading...

  35. Thank You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to second the thought -- thanks so much for sharing this.

    As a casual writer myself, I think it is well-written and certainly succeeds in giving us a glimpse into the life of someone who obviously was very special. Some stories simply insist on being told, even if noone else ever reads them. But I'm glad you chose to share it with us.

  36. Re:who fucking cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    go fuck yourself

  37. Zordak and the dean of DeVry, at his graduation by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer.

    Good. I prefer to be represented by someone who can read. You know, subtle cues like the new paragraph after the list of actual geek films, and the phrase "every geek should watch".

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  38. Mod? by icejava · · Score: 1

    Hmm yeah moderators doing a great good. Really... CPM model ahy?