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AI Is Funny - a Generative Joke Model

RemyBR writes "Can computers tell a good joke? Is comedy just a matter of statistics or is there something only a human can bring to creating a joke? A joke generator created at the University of Edinburgh (PDF) suggests that AI can be funny. Some AI generated jokes: 'I like my relationships like I like my source, open,' 'I like my coffee like I like my war, cold,' 'I like my boys like I like my sectors, bad.'"

211 comments

  1. Manually Generated by Dr.+Sheldon+Cooper · · Score: 3, Funny

    I like my slashdot like I like my like like like...

    Loop detected, aborting.

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    1. Re:Manually Generated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Yo dawg, I herd u like like so I put a like in your like so you can like while you like!

    2. Re:Manually Generated by SnarfQuest · · Score: 0

      Slashdot would be more like:

      I like my slashdot like I like my cat. Hairy.
      I like my slashdot like I like my cat. Hairy.
      I like my slashdot like I like my cat. Hairy.
      [dup...]

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    3. Re:Manually Generated by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia joke laughs at YOU!

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    4. Re:Manually Generated by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Slashdot would be more like:

      I like my slashdot like I like my cat. Hairy.
      I like my slashdot like I like my cat. Hairy.
      I like my slashdot like I like my cat. Hairy.
      [dup...]

      With the occasional interspersed 3 page rant about something nobody can make sense of

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    5. Re:Manually Generated by rudy_wayne · · Score: 4, Funny

      Slashdot would be more like:

      I like my slashdot like I like my cat. Hairy.
      I like my slashdot like I like my cat. Hairy.
      I like my slashdot like I like my cat. Hairy.
      [dup...]

      With the occasional interspersed 3 page rant about HOSTS files

      fixed that for you

    6. Re:Manually Generated by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      Naw recently there has been some guy quotin like 100 comments and posting it for no apparent reason. Not a rant but still.

    7. Re:Manually Generated by blue+trane · · Score: 2

      I have an In Soviet Russia joke generator:

      > In America, you laugh at jokes.
      In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at YOU!

      http://subbot.org/isragent/isragent.txt

      It uses the link agent ( http://subbot.org/link/ ) to parse input into Subject, Verb, and Object, then moves the Object to the Subject position and adds YOU! at the end. It also tries to do some verb agreement.

    8. Re:Manually Generated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, is binary or decimal better at "no pun in 10 did?"

    9. Re:Manually Generated by mbkennel · · Score: 2


      Expert TeXpert choking smokers
      Don't you think the Putin laughs at you?
      See how they smile like pigs in a sty
      See how they spied
      I'm crying

    10. Re:Manually Generated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      000) Well, not using octal, means the joke won't be 8.
      001) Unless one types in 9, then will it be properly parsed or properly digetsted?
      002) Not likely if the digest program nibbles at it.

    11. Re:Manually Generated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, guess if the AI is run under a vm, all the jokes will be "dom" generated jokes.

    12. Re:Manually Generated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      003) 8 bit base jokes just byte, independent of utf format.

    13. Re:Manually Generated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      004) Hence the introduction of 7bits, with 1 bit stop bit

    14. Re: Manually Generated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i thought it was a public service announcement.

    15. Re:Manually Generated by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      With the occasional interspersed 3 page rant about something nobody can make sense of

      Don't forget the pages of people winging about how /. isn't what it used be or how they saw this reported 3 weeks ago on some site with about 3 readers :D

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    16. Re:Manually Generated by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 4, Funny

      I like my coffee like I like my slashdot. Filtered.

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    17. Re:Manually Generated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot would be more like:

      I like my slashdot like I like my cat. Hairy.
      I like my slashdot like I like my cat. Hairy.
      I like my slashdot like I like my cat. Hairy.
      [dup...]

      With the occasional interspersed 3 page rant about something nobody can make sense of

      You forgot the HOSTS commentary.

  2. Al? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Am I the only one who read the headline and thought of Al Gore?

    ob. joke.. I like my coffee like my men - strong and black.

    1. Re:Al? by Dr.+Sheldon+Cooper · · Score: 5, Funny

      Coffee is like a woman.

      Hot and sweet at first, then increasingly cold and bitter.

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    2. Re:Al? by oodaloop · · Score: 5, Funny

      I like my women like I like my coffee...inanimate.

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    3. Re:Al? by jxander · · Score: 5, Funny

      with a spoon in them?

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    4. Re:Al? by Niris · · Score: 1

      I like my coffee like I like my women, weak and light. I don't keep my coffee tied up in my basement though. Or another favorite: I like my women like I like my beer. Strong and bitter.

    5. Re:Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my women like I like my coffee - ground up and in the freezer.

    6. Re:Al? by Pubstar · · Score: 1

      I like my women like I like my coffee - Black and preferably fair trade.

    7. Re:Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I like my women like I like my coffee.. COVERED IN BEES!!

    8. Re:Al? by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 3, Funny

      I like my women like I like my whiskey -- 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

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    9. Re:Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Supposed to be "aged 12 years".

    10. Re:Al? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Hah! Beat me to it.

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    11. Re:Al? by thewiz · · Score: 1

      Your coffee leaves with the toilet seat up?

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    12. Re:Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my wine like I like my women... ready to pass out.

    13. Re:Al? by fatgraham · · Score: 1

      I like my women like I like my coffee - With two lumps

    14. Re:Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my women like I like my coffee...inanimate.

      Black and full of cream, jerk.

    15. Re:Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my coffee like I like my women, ground up and in the freezer :P

    16. Re:Al? by ackthpt · · Score: 2

      Coffee is like a woman.

      Hot and sweet at first, then increasingly cold and bitter.

      Sign: Don't make fun of our Coffee - Some day you'll be old and bitter, too.

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    17. Re:Al? by neminem · · Score: 1

      You always liked your coffee like you like your women â" dark, bitter, and they make you all twitchy and irritable and agitated.

    18. Re:Al? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one who read the headline and thought of Al Gore?

      Nope. My first thought was AlGore funny? Maybe the world really is coming to an end.

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    19. Re:Al? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Cue Tom Waits' "Warm beer, cold women".

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    20. Re:Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a Plastic Cup!

    21. Re:Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...stuffed in a burlap sack and carried across the Andes on the back of a donkey?

    22. Re:Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And single malt.

    23. Re:Al? by intermodal · · Score: 1

      I like my coffee like I like my women. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes behind a donkey.

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    24. Re:Al? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      ob. joke.. I like my coffee like my men - strong and black.

      I like my bourbon like my women -- 13 years old and mixed up with coke.

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    25. Re:Al? by Alsee · · Score: 0

      I like my women like I like my wine....
      one hundred years old and locked in my cellar.

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    26. Re:Al? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Damnit. I should read the comments to the comments before thinking I can get in first with a classic like that...

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    27. Re:Al? by Livius · · Score: 1

      Yes.

    28. Re:Al? by Splab · · Score: 2

      What kind of monster mixes whiskey and coke???

    29. Re:Al? by Megane · · Score: 1

      Thanks a lot. Now I can't help but read the other jokes in this thread in Algore's voice.

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    30. Re:Al? by Antipater · · Score: 1

      A person who's drinking really crappy whiskey and doesn't want to taste the methanol.

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    31. Re:Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

    32. Re: Al? by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 2

      The best sign of bad coffe is that it gets bitter as it gets colder. And I mean that in the non-metaphorical sense.

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    33. Re:Al? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      I like my women like I like my coffee - ground up and in the freezer.

      Damn AC, beat me to it!

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    34. Re:Al? by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      What's far weirder is that prior to this episode, Bill Clinton aced a quiz on "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic".

    35. Re:Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my coffee like I like my women: ground up and in the freezer.

    36. Re:Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my dumplings like I like my cat, meow!

      This topic is fucknen dumb, like a page from a book such as AI for dummys.

    37. Re:Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my coffee like I like my women: Columbian and stuffed in a bag.

    38. Re:Al? by flargleblarg · · Score: 1

      “I like my women like I like my toast: Hot, and consumable with butter.” —Douglas Reynholm

    39. Re:Al? by Kleen13 · · Score: 1

      A person who's drinking really crappy whiskey and doesn't want to taste the methanol.

      Now now... Canadian Club has it's place in the world. CC rye and coke is the only rye it tastes good with though. Even Crown deserves to be left alone.

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    40. Re:Al? by IwantToKeepAnon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Coffee is like a woman.

      Expensive Coffee is like an Expensive Woman .... passed by an Asian Palm Civet ... wait, that didn't quite work.

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    41. Re:Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and keeps you up at night.

    42. Re:Al? by Lanforod · · Score: 1

      Alberta Premium, Royal Reserve, Gibson's, and Wisers say hi. Gibson's may be the only one of those 4 worth not mixing. I'll give you Crown though. It's passable, though I do tend to mix it about half the time. Better off with a good mixed scotch such as JW Black Label if you want straight/on the rocks whiskey.

    43. Re:Al? by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      I like my coffee like I like my women.

      Dark and bitter.

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    44. Re:Al? by DaJoky · · Score: 1

      AI just andswered to that: I like my movies, like I like my Al : Gore.

    45. Re:Al? by CheshireDragon · · Score: 1

      I thought it was hilarious when he said he invented the internet.

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    46. Re:Al? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      ob. joke.. I like my coffee like my men - strong and black.

      I like my caffeine the way I like my women: Cold and Yellow.

      (I like Mountain Dew/Mello Yello)

    47. Re:Al? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I thought it was hilarious when he said he invented the internet.

      Before a thousand liberals jump on this, the line was "I took the initiative in creating the internet".

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    48. Re:Al? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      What's far weirder is that prior to this episode, Bill Clinton aced a quiz on "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic".

      Dunno if it classifies as weird, depending on his reasons for memorizing brony lore. Might have been brilliantly tactical. It is more than a little creepy.

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    49. Re:Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're disgusting. I can't believe you'd say something like that in a public forum.

      It better not be good bourbon you're ruining with coke.

    50. Re:Al? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 2

      You saw they "e" in whiskey didn't you? That means American whiskey, which mostly needs a mixer to make it palatable. Canadian whisky is tolerable, even without mixers. Scotch and Irish whisky are too good to mix and must be drunk neat -- although with ice or even a little water is OK if you want something less strong.

      There are a few distillers making single malts: Balcones in Texas, Stranahan's in Colorado, McCarthy's in Oregon, St. George in California, Leviathan, which I think is also from California, Pine Barrens from New York, Hudson from New York, Triple Smoke from Kentucky and a few more.

    51. Re:Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      america is a great producer of bourbon. The fighting cock is surprisingly good for a cheap liquid in such an ugly bottle.

    52. Re:Al? by able1234au · · Score: 1

      which he did

    53. Re:Al? by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      Actually, the questions were pitifully easy to get right. It was multiple choice, and none of the other options were remotely plausible. I know this because of reasons.

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    54. Re:Al? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "I like my coffee like my men - strong and black."

      Not black but I'm strong as fuck. How about we hook up? As long as you're not fat, that is. I draw the line at 6'/240lbs

      I like my men like I like my nature - quiet, present, useful for food, and available for me to use at any time.

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    55. Re:Al? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Quit drinking Starbucks and get some real coffee from an ethnic market, you fool!

      I like my coffee like I like my weed; Strong, ground-up, and easily converted into other substances with just a few basic chemicals!

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    56. Re:Al? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      I forgot to mention "and toiling in the fields all day so I can get rich off their backs", you still want to hook up, cos I have some holes that need digging.

      I prefer my coffee like my women - sweet and white.

    57. Re:Al? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Well I like my women like I like my hard disks:

      fast, wide & SCSI[scuzzy].

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    58. Re:Al? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      I like my women like I like my coffee...
      Ground up and kept in the freezer.

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    59. Re:Al? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Thankyou, Splab, you made my morning!

      Was expecially funny because the parent comment was unexpanded.

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    60. Re:Al? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Demonstrably untrue. It's pretty clear he got carried away in the interview. Had he said "I coauthored legislation that helped develop the internet as we know it today" there would never have been an issue. It was his potatoe moment, and apologists have been trying to cover for him ever since. But it allowed us old timers to say "I was using the internet before algore created it".

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    61. Re:Al? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my beer like I like my women -- any one will do.

    62. Re:Al? by Tore+S+B · · Score: 1

      "Al Gore was the first political leader to recognize the importance of the Internet and to promote and support its development."

      Quoth an open letter by Vint Cerf and Robert Kahn, both of whom must be considered "founding fathers" of the Internet.

      The full file is here: http://web.eecs.umich.edu/~fessler/misc/funny/gore,net.txt

      He did not do the engineering bit, nobody would think so. But... the internet was a government research project, FFS. If a politician said he took initiative to the creating a road, would he ever be confronted with people insisting on interpreting his statement to mean that he claimed to have built the road?

      Giving the line that significance is frankly stupid. This trend of purposefully misunderstanding people is doing some serious damage to the intelligence of politics.

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    63. Re:Al? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      "Al Gore was the first political leader to recognize the importance of the Internet and to promote and support its development."

      Quoth an open letter by Vint Cerf and Robert Kahn, both of whom must be considered "founding fathers" of the Internet.

      The full file is here: http://web.eecs.umich.edu/~fessler/misc/funny/gore,net.txt

      He did not do the engineering bit, nobody would think so. But... the internet was a government research project, FFS. If a politician said he took initiative to the creating a road, would he ever be confronted with people insisting on interpreting his statement to mean that he claimed to have built the road?

      Giving the line that significance is frankly stupid. This trend of purposefully misunderstanding people is doing some serious damage to the intelligence of politics.

      Don't try erecting straw men; I did not and would not say he claims to have built the internet.

      He didn't say "create a road", which in this context might mean "create an internet". He said "I took the initiative in creating the internet", and the internet demonstrably already existed before he started co-writing the bill that increased funding for the backbone.

      And "the first political leader" means the first political leader, not the first architect, engineer, futurist. Lots of things, even government things, happen without direct involvement by a politician. Being the first political leader signifies the first involvement by a political leader, not the first existence of the thing the politician chooses to support.

      Not even mentioning that he CO-wrote the bill.

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    64. Re:Al? by able1234au · · Score: 1

      You are nitpicking because you don't like Al Gore. Like him or hate him, the fact is that he was in the committees and a great supporter of making the internet more than just a university/arpanet project. He could have blocked it and left it as a research tool, but instead he made the internet it was today. So instead of sniping at him, man-up and accept that he made it happen years before it would have otherwise happened.

      I lived through the pre-widely available internet age. I was using the other systems and there was nothing pre-ordained that communications systems would not remain as proprietary hubs possibly interlinking. It is easy to be wise after the event and say it was going to happen anyway, that the techies would make it happen etc. Without serious funding and support, it would not happen. Without government support it was not going anywhere. Give Al Gore his due as he was a key mover.

      So whenever i see people trot out "Al Gore invented the internet, hahaha" it seriously pisses me off. Especially as they would have been the first person at the time talking about wasting government money on a research tool with no vision of the future. So STFU.

    65. Re:Al? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > You are nitpicking because you don't like Al Gore.

      Stop right there. Were my only goal to not like Algore (as the media called him in 2000, slurring the two syllables into a single word, accent on the first syllable) I would merely be repeating the tired old meme that he claimed to have invented or built it or some such. I have researched it, I was *there* for part of it, and I know whereof I speak. The bill he co-wrote was *not* the single action that suddenly flicked the switch from "ARPA" to "AOL". Commercializing the (already existing) internet was a long process which included several factors, of which this was undeniably one.

      Again, had he said something reasonable, like "I took the initiative to co-author legislation that helped develop the internet into the commercial presence it is today", there would never have been an issue. Instead, he went for something bombastic, (or, as some have suggested, had a line and blew it in the heat of the moment) and an Internet meme was born. This however, doesn't stop people from continuing to try to prove that what he actually said was in some way literally true. To which I say, if you just stick with the facts, instead of trying to go too far the other way in compensation for people sniggering at "Algore thinks he invented the internet", then the meme might fade. Oddly, it's showing no sign of doing so. And between you and me, I'm getting tired of it also. If someone needed evidence that Algore is a blowhard, there are many truthful ways to prove it; there is no necessity of inventing same.

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    66. Re:Al? by able1234au · · Score: 1

      Frankly, referring to him as Algore paints you as a troll. You say "as the media called him in 2000". The media or the pro-bush media? Some media or All media?

      Reading through http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore_and_information_technology suggests that it was reasonable for Gore to make the statement he did. I don't see any other politicians coming forward to say they really did it. It was created using public money and he was not merely writing the cheques but was actively promoting it.

      Success has many fathers, failure is an orphan. Give the man his due for the work he did.

    67. Re:Al? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      america is a great producer of bourbon. The fighting cock is surprisingly good for a cheap liquid in such an ugly bottle.

      There's nothing great about producing bourbon.

    68. Re:Al? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      I like my women like I like my bourbon .... Twelve years old and mixed up in coke.

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  3. Ok, now let me try... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I like my computer generated joke examples like I like my MSDN how-to articles...terrible?

    1. Re:Ok, now let me try... by N0Man74 · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...I like my computer generated joke examples like I like my MSDN how-to articles...terrible?

      I like my computer generated jokes like I like my computer joke generator errors...

      .cpp(31) : error C2337: 'funny_error' : attribute not found

  4. New Roe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like my AI like I like my zombies, mancery.

    1. Re:New Roe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This comment is going to get overwatched.

    2. Re:New Roe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my martinis like I like my jokes, onion-y

    3. Re:New Roe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Doesn't that make it a Gibson, and no longer a martini?

    4. Re:New Roe by ackthpt · · Score: 2

      I like my AI like I like my zombies, mancery.

      I like my AI like I like my - INSERT DISK 2 TO CONTINUE

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  5. Cue the barrage... by pspahn · · Score: 3, Funny

    I like my women like I like my sectors, industrial.

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    1. Re:Cue the barrage... by Laxori666 · · Score: 1

      i sniggered

    2. Re:Cue the barrage... by fermion · · Score: 1

      It is definitely a generic frat boy joke generator. Cue the 'In Russia...' jokes.

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    3. Re:Cue the barrage... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      i sniggered

      That's okay. As long as you clean it up before the room-mate arrives.

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    4. Re:Cue the barrage... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      It is definitely a generic frat boy joke generator.

      Not sure. It the thing is the I like my women like I like my X...Y are not funny because they say things about women, they're funny because they protray the teller as a gross nerd, creepy, insanely psychopathic, a total sicko, a massive pedo, etc. Listing some of the more popular ones as X|Y

      Whisk[e]y | 12 years old and mixed up with coke
      Whisky | Never less than 10 years old
      Coffee | Ground up and kept in the freezer
      Wine | 60 years old and locked in the cellar
      Hard disks | Fast, wide & SCSI
      Women are like pizza, best enjoyed when still warm.

      The jokes are about the teller, not about women, which is more the opposite of what I'd think of as fratboy jokes.

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  6. Supercollider? I barely even knew her... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and then I built a supercollider.

    *Obligatory Futurama reference*

  7. I like my coffee like I like my women... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... milky white, weak, and tasteless.

  8. MAD libs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Do they still sell those party joke books from the '70s? That's the level of humor we're talking about here.

    1. Re:MAD libs by lewscroo · · Score: 1

      If these jokes are as funny as party book jokes from the 70's and computation power doubles every 18 months, it won't be long before we see the arrival of a quality Louis MB comedy routine.

    2. Re:MAD libs by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      I've had a copy of Garfield's Book of Insults, Put-Downs, and Slams since it was published in 1994, and I have to say, some of the best burns I've ever heard were contained therein.

      No, seriously.

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    3. Re:MAD libs by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      were there any actual generated jokes in the TFA?whoever generated the pattern blabla like bla, bla and put in the data generated the jokes and he knew they would come out so no AI. the one's in the submission could have been "generated" with qbasic and a txt full of suitable words.

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  9. Well, in that case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like my jokes like I like my AI, statistical.

  10. website! by Xicor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    give us a website with access to this joke maker! not just a journal article

    1. Re:website! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's probably some really bad ones that you'd laugh at if you were alone but denounce if you're with people.

    2. Re:website! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep . A short-cut on my xPhone and presto AI baked jokes.
      What if the lady is not really in "computer jokes" ?

  11. I like my women like I like my Nicolas Cage films by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Covered in bees!

  12. "AI-generated" is an overstatement by Typical+Slashdotter · · Score: 5, Informative

    Reading the article, they have a (human-created) statistical model for the specific words people will find funny in this one, exact type of joke. The only thing the "AI" is doing is analyzing word frequencies against this model. I suggest calling these "statistically-generated" jokes, or similar.

    1. Re:"AI-generated" is an overstatement by Hatta · · Score: 2

      Exactly. Let us know when the AI generates the formula, instead of just plugging words into it.

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    2. Re:"AI-generated" is an overstatement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When does a statistical decision maker become an AI? At what point do you take the min-max tree and say, this algorithm is now "AI".

    3. Re:"AI-generated" is an overstatement by 200_success · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, the examples are probably not a representative sample of the output. Humans probably picked a few good ones out of a set of mediocre ones.

    4. Re:"AI-generated" is an overstatement by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      At least it doesn't end every joke with 'Awkward!'.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    5. Re:"AI-generated" is an overstatement by Livius · · Score: 1

      The first one was good; for the others "joke" is an overstatement.

    6. Re:"AI-generated" is an overstatement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      005) n-8-1 : Quick way to cause program to generate off/odd parity jokes
      006) base 16 : the reason why AI's will never be able to generate decent jokes -> programming "hex"

    7. Re:"AI-generated" is an overstatement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first one was good; for the others "joke" is an overstatement.

      Seriously. The now defunct "Upper West Side Manhattan Chinese Restaurant Name Generator" that showed up in the late 90's was basically the same concept but a whole lot funnier (at least for the style at the time...).

    8. Re:"AI-generated" is an overstatement by Hentes · · Score: 1

      Every AI is written by a human. What's your point?

  13. This Has Been Done by Toad-san · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, in the movies anyway. Remember the first robot who could NOT get a joke? (Robbie)
    And I think the first wise-cracking robot? (Johnny 5 in "Short Circuit")

    And then of course there was Data .. with mixed results in reference to humor and jokes.

    1. Re:This Has Been Done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and Kryten! :-)

    2. Re:This Has Been Done by bobbied · · Score: 1

      "Number 5 not just robot, Number 5, ALIVE!"

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    3. Re:This Has Been Done by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      ...and Kryten! :-)

      And Marvin

      "...terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side" cracks me up every time! (c:

      --

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    4. Re:This Has Been Done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the thing about technology in movies: it's fake.

      That holographic interface in Minority Report? Fake. It wasnt real.

      The space ships & AI in 2001. Fake.

      Transporters in Star Trek? Fake.

      Transforming robots? Fake.

      Robots making and telling jokes? Fake.

    5. Re:This Has Been Done by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert!
      Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.

    6. Re:This Has Been Done by bryny · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What about the computer in "The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress" which was trying to understand humor. One attempt was:

      Why is a fish like a laser beam?
      Neither on of them can whistle.

      It was better at practical jokes, like adding some zeroes on the end of a janitor's paycheck.

    7. Re:This Has Been Done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But... but... what about that mashed together man/machine thing in The Black Hole? That had to be real, right?!

    8. Re:This Has Been Done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lister: Are you sure you haven't got a plan up your sleeve?
      Kryten: No plans sir, no sleeves.

    9. Re:This Has Been Done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      South Park had the joke bot or what ever it was

    10. Re:This Has Been Done by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I think you're misunderstanding the premise here. Johnny 5 was parroting comedians he'd seen on TV (I thought the robotic three stooges was hilarious). As to Data, I think you're referring to the episode with Joe Piscopo, where he simply repeated old jokes and always got the timing wrong. The only time he got Guinan to laugh was when she said his timing was off, and he said "my timing is digital" and didn't understand why Guinan thought it was funny.

      He did laugh in an episode with Q, where Q temporarily gave him a sense of humor.

      I'm sure a program can be written to generate jokes, but I'm equally sure that one will never be developed that will generate FUNNY jokes, or at least funny to someone not stoned out of their mind.

    11. Re:This Has Been Done by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      And Marvin

      "...terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side" cracks me up every time! (c:

      Yes, it was funny, but Marvin wasn't joking, he was serious. Marvin was a robot mimicking a mentally ill human with a brain the size of a planet.

    12. Re:This Has Been Done by dywolf · · Score: 1

      I like Asimov's take better: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jokester

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  14. So... by Gobelet · · Score: 1

    They built Funnybot? Do we have to worry about it exterminating the human race?

    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AAAWkwaaaard!

  15. I like my AI... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like my AI like I like I like all my intelligence: downloaded from my opponent's servers in the dead of night.

  16. Women by SJHillman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like my women like I like my AI joke generator. Inaccessible to most of the interested geeks.

  17. True enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Al is very funny, I like the way he deadpans"I don't think so, Tim" after Tim suggests a particularly bizarre way to go about a home improvement project. Glad to see Slashdot is finally giving him proper recognition.

    1. Re:True enough by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I always wanted to be like Al when I grew up. Spoiler alert: I failed miserably.

    2. Re:True enough by camperdave · · Score: 1

      I always wanted to be like Al when I grew up. Spoiler alert: I failed miserably.

      The beard didn't fill in, did it?

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  18. Data from ST:TNG by Machtyn · · Score: 1

    Okay, did anyone else think of the one or two episodes where Data was trying to be funny and do stand-up? This story reminded me of that. So did the jokes.

    1. Re:Data from ST:TNG by kiriath · · Score: 1

      Okay, did anyone else think of the one or two episodes where Data was trying to be funny and do stand-up? This story reminded me of that. So did the jokes.

      Yes, exactly, I was just about to type all of this out. lol.... Exactly what popped into my head.

    2. Re:Data from ST:TNG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if you put funny teeth in your mouth, and jump around like an idiot, that is considered funny!

  19. SomethingAwful by Joehonkie · · Score: 1
  20. I get my coffee like I get my women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    frigid, expensive, bitter and eventually dumped in the gutter.

    1. Re:I get my coffee like I get my women by PPH · · Score: 1

      hot, black and in my lap.

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      Have gnu, will travel.
  21. That's what she said by barlevg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The fascinating thing to me was that the funniest jokes it managed to come up with had a definite misogynistic streak. Is it because misogyny is inherently amusing, or because sexist jokes are low-hanging fruit? Link to more coverage of the same story.

    1. Re:That's what she said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fascinating thing to me was that the funniest jokes it managed to come up with had a definite misogynistic streak. Is it because misogyny is inherently amusing, or because sexist jokes are low-hanging fruit? Link to more coverage of the same story.

      It's understanding of language comes from Google's n-gram database. Any meaning you interpret from the jokes is from there. We often find things that make us uncomfortable funny. This joke style certainly started that way as it was originally about women.

    2. Re:That's what she said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That's what she said" is about hatred of women?

    3. Re:That's what she said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes

    4. Re:That's what she said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because you're a man so you think jokes are women are funny. It's the same reason women love man-bashing humor.

    5. Re:That's what she said by Dracolytch · · Score: 1

      I like my women like I like my gas ... natural (misogynistic)
      I like my men like I like my acorns ... buried (misandristic)
      I like my boys like I like my sectors bad (???)
      I like my men like I like my monoxide - odourless (misandristic)
      I like my men like I like my court superior (misogynistic)

      I would say, given the information I have here, that the computer isn't really biased one way or the other, it hates everyone. Huzzah! Now we have a digital misanthropic comedian.

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    6. Re:That's what she said by barlevg · · Score: 1

      I like my men like I like my acorns ... buried (misandristic)

      I'd argue this one is misogynistic, if you interpret it as a woman talking about being a grave-robber.

    7. Re:That's what she said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took it to be more along the lines of "The only good man is a dead man". Since the computer lacks context, either interpretation is equally correct.

    8. Re:That's what she said by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, looks like the Telegraph is just trying to drum up pageviews.

      I'm guessing they algorithm used is pretty simple, text mine for pairs of nouns that share a common adjective and you have your joke.

      It wouldn't be surprising if the funniest pairings were risque since breaking social norms is one of the basis for humour, I'm actually surprised they couldn't find actual misogynist examples. Depending on the telling even this one "I like my women like I like my gas ... natural (misogynistic)" is potentially non-misogynist since it's advocating against plastic surgery.

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    9. Re:That's what she said by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Depends what you mean by misogynistic. Just because they mention women (or men) does not mean that the jokes are mysogynistic about women (or men). The ones that are funny are the ones that use the apparent target as a hook to make the teller look misogynistic (or a psycho/pedo/etc) in an amusing way.

      I like my coffee like I like my women... ground up and kept in the freezer.

      mentions women but is not about women and is not sexist. It is about the teller.

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    10. Re:That's what she said by u38cg · · Score: 1

      I think it just reflects the fact that we have a *lot* of ways to describe the sexes. Take a verb that can conceivably describe a behaviour of a man or woman, and that can refer to something else, and, well, you're done.

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  22. horse_ebooks by swampfriend · · Score: 1

    I think http://twitter.com/Horse_ebooks has a significantly higher success rating than 16%. Granted its tweets are not "jokes." But I hardly think "I like my coffee like I like my war - cold" qualifies as a joke. Especially since they are trying to make the AI "funny" out of any sort of context.

  23. takes two to make a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you ask me it takes two people to make a joke. If the teller wants laughter AND the listener laughs it's a joke. In other words joke creation is a training exercise where the teller tries something and the listener gives feedback. Here it seems the AI has some joke building knowledge but that knowledge will expire when people get bored of what it has to say and it will need to adapt.

  24. Really like to see someone implement this by barlevg · · Score: 2

    So from what I can read, this particular joke generator uses pretty straightforward word association and some Bayesian weighting. This article describes model that's a bit more complicated (having to do with graphs of word associations and forming loops of optimal length), and I wonder if it'd produce better (that is, funnier) results.

  25. My hound hath no nose by Ioldanach · · Score: 1

    The problem will arise when the computers recreate the Funniest Joke in the World, sealed under a monument in 1950 labeled "To The Unknown Joke" After all, the computer will not know it has created the Killer Joke, leaving us with the danger of mass hysterics breaking out.

    1. Re:My hound hath no nose by Megane · · Score: 1

      In other words, Skynet will be achieved once computers discover a Killer Joke.

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    2. Re:My hound hath no nose by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Joke warfare was banned. Surely the UN will step-in.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  26. The Essence of Humor by tinkerton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Usually people mix up humor and powerful humor. So they think of all the ingredients that make it work. The best example of humor is then the one that makes you laugh more.
    But here's another angle: Just think of humor as having a humor part and a booster that makes you laugh more. The humor part is just the perception switch. It can be pretty mild. But add the naughtiness, the meanness , the embarassment and they provide a boost to the humor.

    Taken that way, the AI examples in the topic article are really touching the essence of humor.

    1. Re:The Essence of Humor by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

      Taken that way, the AI examples in the topic article are really touching the essence of humor.

      The essence of humor is surprise. They are getting surprise by looking for words that have different meanings in different contexts and using a canned phrasing to bring two disparate contexts together only on the very last word of the sentence - which bring the surprise. The boost you speak of is possibly there by combining a charged topic like "relationships" with something very boring like software or "source". Notice that "source" isn't even going to register with the general public and they won't even get the joke, although they may get the booster (open relationship) even if they have no clue what source is. Anyway, they're only being funny due to one single trick here.

    2. Re:The Essence of Humor by Livius · · Score: 1

      The essence of humo[u]r is surprise.

      Surprise and fear.

    3. Re:The Essence of Humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Usually people mix up humor and powerful humor.
      Point of order: upgrading the wattage on the power supply does increase the gain
      just as much as turning the dial increases the amount of log base(i) roll.

    4. Re:The Essence of Humor by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      Surprise and fear.

      And now that it's computerized, a ruthless efficiency is within our reach!

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      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    5. Re:The Essence of Humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about a fanatical devotion to the Pope?

    6. Re:The Essence of Humor by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Surprise and fear

      ... and ruthless efficiency

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    7. Re:The Essence of Humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "almost fanatical devotion to the Pope" part is going to be hard to program, however.

    8. Re:The Essence of Humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Just think of humor as having a humor part and a booster that makes you laugh more."

      Wouldn't that make 'humor' a recursive thing?

      function humor( funny-words *input ) {
          return humor(funny-booster(input));
      }

      Also looks like this approach still leaves us in the dark about what exactly makes up that booster-part... ...Maybe 'humor' is too much of a fleeting concept to put down in hard, formal definitions. But maybe I'm just too much an old-school pre-Kurzweillian AI-sceptic... ;)

  27. "AI-generated" is just a statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Read the article again and look at their premise. They wanted to show that semantic data was not important. That the AI-joke problem was simpler than previously thought.

    Sure, these are simple, formulaic jokes, but they requires less domain knowledge. I find that as interesting as any other topic we've reduced by science, such as music to recorded waves.

    1. Re:"AI-generated" is just a statement by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      I showed this a few years ago with an In Soviet Russia joke generator that required no semantic information to generate jokes.

    2. Re:"AI-generated" is just a statement by Capt.Albatross · · Score: 1

      They wanted to show that ... the AI-joke problem was simpler than previously thought.

      If they think this work shows that, they can't have much of a sense of humor.

      More seriously, I get the impression that machine learning, and especially unsupervised learning, is the latest hope of the AI community, but I don't think they have shown much reason to believe it will go beyond sophisticated mimicry, with most of the apparent progress being attributable to Moore's law. In this case, they claim that 16% of the generated jokes are considered funny by humans, and I suspect they will find it increasingly difficult to keep the hit rate improving. So far, the law of diminishing returns seems to kick in before the emergence of any behavior that goes beyond a clever imitation of intelligence.

  28. I like my noun like I like my noun, by Josh+Coalson · · Score: 1

    adjective.

  29. Re:Supercollider? I barely even knew her... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    Just like at the movie theater!

    Oops, wrong reference...

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  30. In Soviet Russia... by Beorytis · · Score: 1

    ...Turing Test passes YOU!

  31. Context is important by istartedi · · Score: 2

    You need Dr. Strangelove to walk into a coffee shop, and for the barista to ask him how he likes his coffee. Then MAYBE it's funny. Furthermore, the deliver and timing matters. You can deliver that line and kill or die. Finally, the person who sees this might not get it, or they might get it and just not think it's funny. Yeah, yeah, Dr. Strangelove likes the cold war. Not funny... to that guy; but maybe funny to you.

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  32. Sure - Siri... by djupedal · · Score: 1

    Ask Siri where to bury a dead body - or where to buy a digital camera...heck, just say 'tell me a joke'...

    1. Re:Sure - Siri... by Typical+Slashdotter · · Score: 1

      What? She's certainly just reading jokes some person wrote, not making them up.

  33. Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IRC chatbots have been a source of hilarious topics for years

  34. Context Error on line 1: Expected humor. by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

    I like my machines like I like myself, Intelligent.

    Mapping a common property between two different subjects literally isn't remarkable in of itself. A comedian invents far more jokes than they tell. You see, the trick isn't in coming up with jokes, it's knowing when they're funny enough to repeat.

  35. Humor is an exploit of laughter as social bonding by __roo · · Score: 2

    In Mind Wide Open Steven Johnson points out that "Laughing is not an instinctive physical response to humor, the way a flinch responds to pain or a shiver to cold. It's an instinctive form of social bonding that humor is crafted to exploit."

    Think about how often you laugh at references, the more obscure the better. You're sharing a bond with the person making that reference—and once you start looking for that, it becomes increasingly obvious (at least it did for me).

    That's probably why "I like my X like my Y, Z" style jokes are funny—they make us think, "Wow, you and I both see that X and Y have that relationship, possibly based on abusing a synonym, which doesn't immediately spring to mind when you think of them."

    The more I think about humor as an exploit of laughter as social bonding behavior, the more I notice it. And the more I notice people laughing when things aren't funny, but when it's appropriate to reconfirm a social bond (like when someone does something embarrassing that might take them out of the social norm, and the people around them laugh to reassure them that the social bond has not been damaged... much).

    This is where I would make a joke about how geeks are not good at social bonding, but I'm too much of a geek to relate to such things.

  36. Re:Humor is an exploit of laughter as social bondi by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    Which is why I hate TV shows with laugh tracks; particularly the ones that go off on every pause, even for non-jokes.

  37. Boo! by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    Well, surprise isn't the same as a perception switch, although there's overlap. Because I describe humor as a perception switch I'm saying it's the same mechanism as insight. Suddenly understanding something. Not that I came up with that myself.

  38. I like my methodology how I like my aphorisms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "human-generated" jokes were harvested from a corpus, using, as far as I can tell, a regular expression (the very fact that the paper spends all of half a sentence on this is quite unfortunate), and were therefore not necessarily intended to be funny in the first place. We can quantify: the human evaluators found them funny only 33% of time.

    Another problem is that the algorithm is hand-fed some criteria which, in the authors' pre-conceived opinion, correlate with joke's funniness. As it turns out, the correlation is significant, yet weak; 16%, compared to 3.5% for random selection. This tells me as much about the hand-fed criteria as it does about the validity of this entire approach.

    In my reading of the paper, the authors do not have a firm grasp of how perception of funniness is triggered in humans, and are ill-equipped to study this phenomenon. It seems I like my coffee how I like my computer scientists: not!

  39. What is this? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Did they just troll a list of prolog statements for things that match up? There may be some diamonds in the rough, but must will be duds.

  40. Unintentional jokes are common enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not a robot. I am a unicorn.

  41. Funny AI? by PPH · · Score: 1

    Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to make puns. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.

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  42. Schubert's 8th by Alsee · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I like my jokes like I like my symphonies

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    1. Re:Schubert's 8th by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      +1 hilarious

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  43. That's not really automatic is it? by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 1

    It's a bit of a letdown, but still interesting. I made an inspirational quote generator that certain types of people enjoy. But only certain types. Humor is not easy to get right, least of all automatically right.

  44. No one can beat Johnny O'Binome by Alejux · · Score: 1

    He was the best. :)

  45. Re:Humor is an exploit of laughter as social bondi by mark-t · · Score: 1

    If laughter is a social bonding behavior, why do people laugh at something they are reading when they are completely alone?

  46. Hal Ha Ha by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    "Dave, your joke is busting me up, literally."

  47. Re:Humor is an exploit of laughter as social bondi by Jeremi · · Score: 1

    If laughter is a social bonding behavior, why do people laugh at something they are reading when they are completely alone?

    One's never alone with a good book...

    (i.e. at the very least you're engaging socially in some sense with the author, and likely with the characters in the story as well)

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  48. My computer's not laughing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care if my computer can tell a good joke. I want it to laugh at my jokes.

  49. Re:Humor is an exploit of laughter as social bondi by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    ok, I'm going to pay attention to that now, thanks.

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  50. 176 Comments And No Asimov Reverence? by GTRacer · · Score: 1

    Odd... That was supposed to be "Reference" but reverence works as well.

    This story seems inspired by Asimov's "Jokester", in which a humor "Grand Master" is attempting to find the source of humor by feeding Multivac a curated set of jokes. I won't spoil the ending, but let's just say the mice need a new maze at the end.

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  51. I looked at TFA by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it could have been generated using the joke generator. Or maybe the slashdot post was generated by it as well. Or this post. Who knows ?!?

  52. the interesting thing, by The_Revelation · · Score: 1

    aside from those jokes really not being that funny, is that they are also counter intuitive, with perhaps the exception of the first. Assuming the AI lives in the computer, the last thing it would like is bad sectors. In fact, they often grind the operation to a halt. The same goes for coffee. Assuming a computer would, in fact, want coffee in any form, wouldn't it want it hot?

    If(punchline="hot" || coffee="cold"){return "fail"}

  53. Psst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All AI since the 70s is just statistics. They just don't call it statistics because somehow "AI" never fell out of vogue, despite it being the term used by a bunch of philanderers who never delivered the connectionist utopia they promised.

  54. Neither comedy nor AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AI my ass. I'm pretty sure I could write that in SQL.

    SELECT 'I like my ' || TRIM(a.noun) || ' like I like my ' || TRIM(b.noun) || ', ' || TRIM(a.adjective) || '.'
      FROM a.AdjectivesAndNouns, b.AdjectivesAndNouns
    WHERE a.adjective = b.adjective
    AND a.noun b.noun;

    Or something like that.

    Of course you'd need a table of nouns with common adjectives, but that would not require AI to build either.

    A few of them might even be funny. This is at least as good as the AI version, because clearly the AI is doing a bad job at recognizing what is really funny.

     

  55. Perhaps it just says more about *you* by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

    Given that it was a computer talking about its preferences, I really don't see it. Computers don't have genders, which to me adds extra layers to these jokes that wouldn't be there if a gendered human was delivering them.

    There shouldn't really be any sexual meaning at all in there, unless you brought it in there yourself. So if you saw misogyny in there, you are reading those jokes a lot differently than I am. Nothing nessecarily wrong with that, but its *you* who did it, not the computer.

  56. MS has this patented already... since 1985 by Optali · · Score: 1

    Computer Generated jokes you say?
    What do you think Windows is ?

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  57. It's funny how location could influence research! by scatteredthoughts · · Score: 1

    Edinburgh is the location of one the biggest comedy festivals https://www.edfringe.com/ running right now....

  58. Joke? by Hentes · · Score: 1

    More like a meme generator. I hope they won't release this beast on the Internet.