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The World Fair of 2014 According To Asimov (From 1964)

Esther Schindler writes "If you ever needed evidence that Isaac Asimov was a genius at extrapolating future technology from limited data, you'll enjoy this 1964 article in which he predicts what we'll see at the 2014 world's fair. For instance: "Robots will neither be common nor very good in 2014, but they will be in existence. The I.B.M. exhibit at the present fair has no robots but it is dedicated to computers, which are shown in all their amazing complexity, notably in the task of translating Russian into English. If machines are that smart today, what may not be in the works 50 years hence? It will be such computers, much miniaturized, that will serve as the "brains" of robots. In fact, the I.B.M. building at the 2014 World's Fair may have, as one of its prime exhibits, a robot housemaid*large, clumsy, slow- moving but capable of general picking-up, arranging, cleaning and manipulation of various appliances. It will undoubtedly amuse the fairgoers to scatter debris over the floor in order to see the robot lumberingly remove it and classify it into 'throw away' and 'set aside.' (Robots for gardening work will also have made their appearance.)" It's really fun (and sometimes sigh-inducing) to see where he was accurate and where he wasn't. And, of course, the whole notion that we'd have a world's fair is among the inaccurate predictions."

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  1. One thing is for certain... by bmo · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the 47 years I have spent on this rock, I have yet to see a futurist reliably predict the future.

    Where the fuck is my flying car?

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    1. Re:One thing is for certain... by lkernan · · Score: 2

      Technically, if that is a dog whistle, it means you are also a Space Nutter (whatever that is), since you were able to hear it as well.

      Maybe he just has a lot of space between his ears.

    2. Re:One thing is for certain... by bmo · · Score: 2

      Which is why people like Ray Kurzweil can still get away with the nonsense they write.

      The singularity is bunk.

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    3. Re:One thing is for certain... by bmo · · Score: 2

      RE: Your Sig.

      I'm looking for examples of beautiful open source code in every language. If you know of any, please let me know.

      A programmer version of Diogenes, looking for "one honest man" finding none?

      http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=181

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    4. Re:One thing is for certain... by Jiro · · Score: 5, Informative

      Search for AT&T's "you will" commercials from 20 years ago. They predicted the future to an astonishing degree. Except, of course, that the companies that brought you all those things weren't AT&T.

    5. Re:One thing is for certain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It will fly through a series of tubes.

    6. Re:One thing is for certain... by meerling · · Score: 2

      SciFi writers have made many accurate predictions based on extrapolations of technological development.
      They've also made many errors, but then again, they usually aren't trying to predict what will be, just write stories about what could be.
      As to getting the dates right, nobody seems to get that past the 3 year mark, unless it's already got marketing pushing for a release date, but that's not really a prediction either.

    7. Re:One thing is for certain... by arth1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Which is why people like Ray Kurzweil can still get away with the nonsense they write.

      I was going to say St, John and the revelation, but okay.

      My predictions for 50 years from now:
      - No human has returned to the moon.
      - NovartoGlaxoSmithKline announcing the first pharmceutical cure for religion causes widespread riots in Pakistan and Alabama.
      - In Europe and Canada, the banning of driver controlled cars on public roads go into effect.
      - Texas becomes the last industrialized country to abolish paper money.
      - The Sino-American war winds down. With neither side wiling to risk their mainland, it was fought in Korea, which is now in ruins, and Japan, which has become a Chinese protectorate.
      - Coca-Cola reintroduces Cola with Coca extract.
      - I am dead.

    8. Re:One thing is for certain... by Ryanrule · · Score: 2

      Well, not in name, but the money behind the scenes is pretty much the same.

    9. Re:One thing is for certain... by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 5, Interesting

      He did mention flying cars, but he got a lot of stuff right, too! Here's a tally.

      Yes:

      Photosensitive windows that block out extreme light levels (well, usually sunglasses)
      Automatically prepared meals (sort of, in microwave dinners; there's no standard for automated scanning of cooking times yet)
      Machine language translation (this is still a big thing; Microsoft had a pretty big demo just a year or two ago—but, of course, the game's all about Chinese now)
      Large solar arrays
      Heavy dependence on nuclear (although not as much as he hoped)
      Automated driving (definitely show-off material, if not on the market much)
      Video calls (still not as popular as futurists want them to be)
      Satellite networking
      Mostly-automated road construction
      Still no manned missions to Mars
      Optical networking (although he thought it'd be through pipes and not glass fibres)
      Bus rapid transit (special lanes on highways)
      Earth's population over 6.5 billion
      US population around 350 million (actually 319)
      Less developed areas will have slipped further behind the well-developed ones (although he didn't realise that some of them would actually fall backward)
      Life expectancies around 85 in some countries (82.59 in Japan)
      Slowing population growth (it peaked in the 60s)
      Creative industries amongst the most valued ("The lucky few who can be involved in creative work of any sort will be the true elite of mankind, for they alone will do more than serve a machine.")

      No:

      Windows will be archaic replaced with ubiquitous light panels (apparently scenery had no appeal in 1964)
      Cities will move underground so that the surface can be parks and farms.
      Automatically prepared meals (he gave the example of ordering bacon, eggs, and coffee prepared in the usual manner)
      Clumsy robot housekeepers (long live the Roomba—although the general spirit of the robot obsession is going strong in Japan, a land apparently unravaged by the Terminator franchise)
      3D movies (on holographic cube TVs)
      Radioisotope batteries in consumer electronics
      FLYING CARS (well, actually hovering ones—but seriously, why?)
      Outdoor moving sidewalks in cities
      Heavy use of compressed air tubes for postal mail (these remain only used in special settings like moving samples around hospitals, although my supermarket has one for money, weirdly)
      No parking on the street (well, except on big mainstreets, but that was common even in his day)
      MOON COLONIES
      Line-of-sight laser communications would be preferable to cable conduits (?!)
      Boston and Washington DC will have merged into a giant city with 40 million inhabitants
      Higher population in deserts and the Arctic due to population explosion (high-rises were apparently unanticipated)
      Underwater housing
      Attempts to sell yeast and algae as food sources (we have real tubesteak now, thank you very much)
      Widespread birth control efforts (only in China, I think?)
      All high school students will be able to program
      Automation of all automatable jobs (going so far as to eliminate classroom teaching, apparently)
      Psychiatry the most important medical specialty (due to boredom caused by automation—apparently we'll all be unemployed in about four months)

      And I'm not really sure how to classify this one:

      Indeed, the most somber speculation I can make about A.D. 2014 is that in a society of enforced leisure, the most glorious single word in the vocabulary will have become work!

      So on the whole, about 50-50, mostly small things. There are some items in there that I thought were rather unexpectedly good (no manned Mars visits), but for the most part it seems we'll have to file this batch of Asimov's predictions as over-optimistic, with most other futurist forecasts.

      As someone who didn't grow up being promised flying cars, I have to wonder why (other than "because they're cool" and/or

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    10. Re:One thing is for certain... by styrotech · · Score: 2

      Maybe if you asked for examples in "any language" rather than "every language"?

    11. Re:One thing is for certain... by wienerschnizzel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Then there's a list of big things that he did not see coming at all:

      - the internet!
      - computers thousand times stronger than anything in 1964 - the size of your palm - in everybody's pocket
      - advances in medical science - stem cells, 3d printing of tissue etc. and in medical technology - scanners creating a 3d model of your body (including the inside)
      - detection and photography of extrasolar planets
      - a man made probe exiting the solar system
      - despite the overpopulation, abundance of food for everybody
      etc.

    12. Re:One thing is for certain... by MistrX · · Score: 2

      No one mentioned 3D copying? I mean, I predict that 3D scanning and printing will be a normal thing in 50 years.
      Everyone copies! Everyone replicates!
      The economy would look a bit different. We either have copyright laws that strangle society or we abolish copyright laws to the fullest.

    13. Re:One thing is for certain... by TWiTfan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wrong. I'm fairly certain that in 50 years there would be a small colony of people living on the moon. Humans will also have visited Mars.

      I'm fairly certain that in 50 years Presidents will still be promising a small colony of people living on the moon and a Mars mission in 50 years.

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    14. Re:One thing is for certain... by gatkinso · · Score: 2

      >> Japan, which has become a Chinese protectorate.

      Is that before or after Japan nukes the living shit out of China?

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    15. Re:One thing is for certain... by Somebody+Is+Using+My · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can reliably predict the future!

      In 50 years:
      * We will have returned to the moon. Or we won't. Definitely one or the other.
      * We will have self-driving cars, but they may not be in common use.
      * New drugs will have been invented.
      * Computers will be even faster and more capable than those of today!
      * There will be robots. Of some sort.
      * Rich people will continue to have power over the poorer members of society
      * Numerous wars will have been fought, altering the political spheres and influence of various nations
      * Music of the future will suck compared to what we grew up with, although the kids of that generation will love it.

    16. Re:One thing is for certain... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 2

      - NovartoGlaxoSmithKline announcing the first pharmceutical cure for religion causes widespread riots in Pakistan and Alabama.

      Fun! - But I doubt that religion can be cured pharmaceutically. It isn't a medical condition...

      You missed the news. A while back - 6 months to 2 years - there was a news article finding a link between religious belief and the (chemical or genetic, I forget which) makeup of the body. That implies religious belief is subject to encouragement or discouragement by biochemical means.
      My opinion is that religious belief is a defect, and that ending it is indeed a cure. Regardless, a physical mechanism that promotes religious belief is something requiring careful thought.

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    17. Re:One thing is for certain... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      There is specific brain chemistry that happens to facilitate religious beliefs, so I would say it is possible.

      ALL you decisions, beliefs, thoughts are all just chemical reactions.

      "- I am dead.

      So am I.

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    18. Re:One thing is for certain... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      They certainly aren't thinking.
      Applied rationality and logic would mean one should not believe in something their is no evidence to support.

      However the human brains loves harmless routine because people can go by rote and we don't spend the energy thinking.

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    19. Re:One thing is for certain... by BranMan · · Score: 2

      Yes! A moon base by 1990. We could move all of the radioactive waste from all the reactors on Earth to the moon if we had such a base.

      What could possibly go wrong?

    20. Re:One thing is for certain... by booch · · Score: 2

      Wrong. I'm fairly certain that in 50 years there would be a small colony of people living on the moon.

      Do you realize that nobody has even set foot on the moon in the past 40 years? Or even left low earth orbit.

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  2. So he was off by a year? Next one is in 2015. by forevermore · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_world_expositions there was one in 2012, and there is one planned for 2015, so he was only off by a year. It's not like they were an annual occurrence in his time, either.

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  3. and yet by phantomfive · · Score: 2

    classify it into 'throw away' and 'set aside.'

    This is the hardest part. We have robots that are quite agile, but classifying objects into 'throw away' and 'set aside' is still extremely difficult.

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    1. Re:and yet by loufoque · · Score: 5, Informative

      We have machines that can sort trash on a conveyor belt with air jets at amazing speeds.

    2. Re:and yet by znanue · · Score: 2

      Not true. It can be quite easy. From hoarderbot's source code:

      def bin_or_save(item): return SET_ASIDE

      sigh, python coders!

    3. Re:and yet by fermion · · Score: 3, Interesting
      One of the conciets of the pulp science fiction age was that house work was going to be more automobile than 'real' brain work. House work was done by robots, but navigation was still done by hand. By the 1960's it was clear that all the math stuff was easily automated, in 2014 Wolfram can basically solve any college level math problem you give it, but housework is still done by hand. Furthermore, there are a lot of manufacturing jobs available, they just don't pay enough to keep them in the developed world.

      Which leads to an interesting piece of economics that the writers of the time, most all versed in economics, seemed to miss. That we will pay for things, like cable, but not for things like a autonomous vacuum cleaner or lawn mower. That as long as people are willing to work cheaper than a machine, we will pay the people.

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    4. Re:and yet by Miamicanes · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'll be happy with an arm on a ceiling-mounted gantry that retracts into a niche above the bath-shower alcove and keeps the toilet nice and sparkly clean, including the unspeakably nasty region BEHIND the toilet.

      Somebody tell me again why it's impossible to buy a house in America with master bathroom that's built like a big waterproof shower with floor drain, so you can just hose it down with soapy water to clean it? Oh, right... because our building codes force you to use P traps and dry-venting for every single drain in the house, instead of allowing drum traps for floor drains (building a floor drain with a drum trap is cheap and easy; P-traps intrude into the ceiling envelope of the floor below, and dry-venting a floor drain that's in the middle of the room in a code-compliant manner is hard due to the horizontal distance it has to run before going vertical).

    5. Re:and yet by lxs · · Score: 2

      I'll be happy when people stop being too lazy and/or proud to keep their own houses clean.
      An unspeakably nasty region behind the toilet doesn't appear overnight.

    6. Re:and yet by loufoque · · Score: 2

      They can sort different types of trash.
      Differentiating trash and non-trash is subjective. Not even a human can reliably do it. Assuming you instruct a machine what is trash and what isn't, with a clear and non-ambiguous definition, then there should be no problem making an algorithm that identifies which is which.

    7. Re:and yet by LoRdTAW · · Score: 2

      Agreed. I have always wanted a bathroom with central drain and the ability to quickly wash down the bathroom. Behind the toilet always gets grimey as well as the area just under and behind the seat hinge. It could also allow for a smaller bathroom with a shower head hanging from the ceiling. Just stand and shower right in the middle, no need for a stall. Hell wouldn't it be even better if you could sit on the bowl and shower at the same time? That would save some time in the morning. Bonus if the bathroom could double as a sauna.

    8. Re:and yet by judoguy · · Score: 2

      Agreed. I have always wanted a bathroom with central drain and the ability to quickly wash down the bathroom.

      Ever live as part of a family? All you'd have to do is move all the towels and electric razors and hair driers and all the other stuff real bathrooms have then hose everything down, wait for it to dry sufficiently, and then replace everything.

      Voila! Labor savings!

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  4. Did he ever revisit these predictions? by Derec01 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Considering Asimov did not die until the early nineties, did he ever update or evaluate the progress towards his earlier predictions? I feel he would have revised his belief that, for instance, mankind would be increasingly interested in living in hermetically sealed, controlled bubbles.

    1. Re:Did he ever revisit these predictions? by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Informative

      oh? the windows on my building at work don't open. my windows at home are open maybe 2 months total out of the year.

    2. Re:Did he ever revisit these predictions? by kamapuaa · · Score: 2

      Asimov was on a TV show where the host asked him about his earlier prediction that the world would only have five computers. Asimov asked that the question be cut, where the confused newscaster pointed out it was a live show. So Asimov walked out of the interview.

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    3. Re:Did he ever revisit these predictions? by Moridineas · · Score: 5, Informative

      Isaac Asimov did not have cancer. He died of AIDS complications. He was a very early casualty and was infected by a tainted blood transfusion. He and his family kept the truth a secret for many years due to the early stigma of aids.

  5. Why even classify? by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is the hardest part. We have robots that are quite agile, but classifying objects into 'throw away' and 'set aside' is still extremely difficult.

    I think there are plenty of other harder parts because I don't care if a robot can do that. Just a simple robot that could dust every item on a shelf would be fantastic. Heck, even if it could just lift any arbitrary item and clean only the shelf it would be fantastic.

    The ability to lift and replace arbitrary items on a crowded shelf would seem to be pretty hard all by itself, without any need of classifying them...

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  6. Wonder why the dislike of sunlight by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The oddest part of the whole thing to me, was the thought that so many people would want to get rid of sunlight to the greatest extent possible.

    The opposite has been true, luxury houses all have huge windows. People love natural light indoors, and a lot of money is spent trying to replicate it with artificial lighting...

    I wonder if that was a prevailing opinion at the time, or if it was just something Asimov preferred.

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    1. Re:Wonder why the dislike of sunlight by bws111 · · Score: 5, Informative

      In 1964, most windows were still glazed with a single pane. They let lots of heat in during the summer and out during the winter. In addition, the sun coming in through the windows tended to fade carpets and furniture. Today, with double and triple glazing, and low e coatings, we get the light without the problems.

    2. Re:Wonder why the dislike of sunlight by Nimey · · Score: 2

      That's probably Texas's reflexive dislike of government regulations.

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  7. Asimov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is one of the reasons I like to read Asimov's work. It's not (completely) wild imagination - there's actually some thought into whether things are reasonable.

    My favorite Asimov invention that actually came to be is "Psychohistory": The kinds of big data analysis that we can do today are pretty much exactly what he's talking about. I worked on a project recently about predicting the behavior of Indian terrorist groups like the Lashkar-e-taiba and the Mujahadeen based on the last 20 years of the actions they've done and the things that have happened in their environment. There were some things we were able to predict about future behavior with accuracy as good as 90%."

    1. Re:Asimov by gsslay · · Score: 2

      Asimov was a genius. Not a brilliant writer, but a genius all the same. He was best at short stories, where he could get an idea across quickly. But I find his novels by-the-numbers and tedious. Too many wooden discussions going on that repeat themselves in order to hammer a point home. And he never managed to write a female character that wasn't a two dimensional cypher.

      But it doesn't surprise me that this essay is remarkably accurate.

  8. Pocket Computers by rossdee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Asimov predicted 'pocket compiters (I think it was in one of the early foundation books) and when pocket calculators came out in the 70's they were using red LEDs and the 'good doctor' said "look I even got the colors right.
    (but 40 years later pocket compiters are using multicolored displays, so much for his predictions.)

    Like many SF authors he was obsessed with humanoid style robots, but that hasn't happened even though other robots are around in quantity.

    The first law of Robotics doesn't seem to be around either (just the opposite when you think of drones)

    1. Re:Pocket Computers by dcollins · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I recently wrote a series of blogs analyzing Asimov's use of technology (esp. hyperspace and calculating jumps) in the original Foundation trilogy. The best it gets in the 3rd book is to have a room-sized computer that can project a picture of the galaxy and locate your position in space in only a half-hour ("the Lens"). Probably the two most jarring elements when re-reading these books is how all communication is still done on paper (stacks of paperwork, paper capsules for secure messaging, paper star charts for navigation), and that most everyone is smoking everywhere all the time. Follow-up would be the absence of women in any leadership or technical roles. This being set 50,000 years in the future.

      http://deltasdnd.blogspot.com/2013/07/scifi-saturday-asimov-on-hyperspace-pt-4.html

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    2. Re:Pocket Computers by xenobyte · · Score: 2

      in fact, due to Asimov's 3 laws, they *can't* murder you in your sleep.

      Actually they can. Turns out Asimov made a classic mistake when he created the three laws, a mistake he actually used later when it came to the robots on Solaria. The laws are immutable except through generalization which apparently is only possible for telepathic robots, but the definitions behind them aren't. You can modify the definitions of 'human' and emphasize the check of this, which makes such a robot clearly state when someone appears to be human but fails on a single important parameter: "You're not a human being".

      This is of course the so-called 'racist loophole' which allows racists to act against 'sub people' in ways they'd never use against 'real people'. The propaganda of Goebbels portrayed jews as rat-like sub-creatures which existed only to do harm, and so the people had very few qualms when SA started harassing the jews and still very few when Gestapo and the SS started arresting them and sending them to the concentration camps. Slavery has also been consistently justified by the fact that the slaves were not 'real people'.

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  9. Asimov didn't live long enough by veektor · · Score: 2

    Too bad Asimov didn't live long enough to revist his predictions. I'm sure he would have had something interesting to day about the hazards of prediction. Here's hoping that my prediction is as good as the best of his, although we can never know.

  10. Fair good, olympics bad by johnwerneken · · Score: 2

    Is fun watching folks compete to be best, I have seen it at the Olympic level, but it is useless. And considering the expense, outrageous.

    Fairs were a good custom in many ways, particularly World's Fairs. I miss them, and could do entirely without the Oily Pimpics.

  11. True Sage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Several misses for each hit. A few from TFA:

    One thought that occurs to me is that men will continue to withdraw from nature in order to create an environment that will suit them better. By 2014, electroluminescent panels will be in common use. Ceilings and walls will glow softly, and in a variety of colors that will change at the touch of a push button.

    Jets of compressed air will also lift land vehicles off the highways, which, among other things, will minimize paving problems. Smooth earth or level lawns will do as well as pavements. Bridges will also be of less importance, since cars will be capable of crossing water on their jets, though local ordinances will discourage the practice.

    For short-range travel, moving sidewalks (with benches on either side, standing room in the center) will be making their appearance in downtown sections. They will be raised above the traffic. Traffic will continue (on several levels in some places) only because all parking will be off-street and because at least 80 per cent of truck deliveries will be to certain fixed centers at the city's rim. Compressed air tubes will carry goods and materials over local stretches, and the switching devices that will place specific shipments in specific destinations will be one of the city's marvels.

      As for television, wall screens will have replaced the ordinary set; but transparent cubes will be making their appearance in which three-dimensional viewing will be possible. In fact, one popular exhibit at the 2014 World's Fair will be such a 3-D TV, built life-size, in which ballet performances will be seen. The cube will slowly revolve for viewing from all angles.

      There will, therefore, be a worldwide propaganda drive in favor of birth control by rational and humane methods and, by 2014, it will undoubtedly have taken serious effect. The rate of increase of population will have slackened*but, I suspect, not sufficiently.

  12. Re:So he was off by a year? Next one is in 2015. by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, and I hear IBM's planning to introduce their "Crushinator" maid robot at it! Two tons of hot robot maid! Ooh yeah!

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  13. Moon colonies... by joe_frisch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The saddest part is that he doesn't feel the need to mention the moon colonies except to discuss improved communication with them. Humanities future in space was so obvious that it didn't even need to be stated.

  14. Re:So he was off by a year? Next one is in 2015. by viperidaenz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bite my shiny metal ass.

  15. Personally by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm still waiting for the orgasmatron to come into production.

  16. Predicitng the future is hard by rudy_wayne · · Score: 5, Funny

    June 26, 2005

    Ten things I learned about the future at the Wired NextFest

    This past Saturday, I attended the Wired NextFest at Chicago's Navy Pier. The event promised visitors that they could "experience the future," and I just couldn't pass up that opportunity. I wish I had, though, because after spending a few hours at the NextFest I'm sad to report that the future isn't what it used to be. Maybe I was expecting to relive my first visit to Epcot Center as a child, or maybe I'm just jaded in my old age. Whatever the cause, my trip to the future was not very inspirational.

    Here are the things I learned about the future, in no particular order.

    1. The people of the future are a scantily clad people. They delight in showing off their naked, tattooed flesh.

    2. In the future, an airport security checkpoint will work exactly the same as it does now, except that the scanning technology will be different. For instance, at the GE-manufactured checkpoint that I saw, the machine supposedly sniffs you for bomb residue.

    Interestingly enough, there was a long line of people waiting to go through that checkpoint and be checked for bomb residue, which is something that just baffled me. I mean, don't people dread going through the checkpoint at airport security? Why voluntarily stand in line in order to pass through a security scanner if you don't have to? It's not like the machine did anything other than flash a little green light saying you were free of bomb residue. Truly, the long line of people who just couldn't wait to go through that security checkpoint was probably the most bizarre thing that I saw at the entire event.

    3. The elderly Japanese people of the future will be so desperately lonely for companionship that they'll purchase creepy android replicas of the sci-fi author Phillip K. Dick. Why the Japanese, and why Phillip K. Dick? It's a long story, and I'm not sure I fully understood it all when the android's makers explained it to me.

    I think the PKD robot would've been a lot cooler and significantly less creepy if they'd have glued his hair on, instead of leaving the wires in the top of his head exposed. But hey, PKD was an odd guy, and maybe he would've wanted it that way.

    4. The senior citizens of the future won't roll around in wheelchairs - not even cool robotic wheelchairs like those invented by Dean Kamen. Instead, they'll have robotic exoskeletons that will make them much stronger and faster than the non-elderly. So in addition to being the largest voting block in future elections, they'll also have superhuman strength and speed.

    5. In the future, most robots will look pretty much like robots have looked since the 1970's. About the only difference is that robot antennaein the 70's were spiral shaped and had a tiny ball on the tip. The current thinking is that future robots will have straight antennae with no ball, and maybe a plastic coating instead of just bare wire.

    6. Apple's market share doesn't change much in the future. Out of all the computers I saw at the NextFest, only one was a Mac. Sorry Steve, but the people of the future are still using Windows. At least you can gloat that they're all still running Windows 2000. From what I saw, Windows XP never really catches on in the future, and Longhorn is nowhere to be seen at all. I did see a flying car though, so maybe it was running the embedded version of Longhorn.

    7. On the weekends, the people of the future will take to the water in dolphin-shaped craft that don't look nearly as much fun to drive as a Seadoo of today. Hey, the future isn't always better than the present - sometimes we have to settle for less. The good news is that the robotic dolphin is too small to accommodate a human who's equipped with an exoskeleton, which means that if you're being pursued by a senior citizen then you can use the dolphin to escape.

    8. Dolphin watercraft aren't the only form of future transportation that's a bit cramped. The electrically powered cars of the future will

  17. Re:How True by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Alas, he was presuming a world which made sense.

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    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  18. Lumbering cleaner robot? by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Google: Wikipedia Jetsons

    Jetsons ran from 63-64. Asimov's predictions were from 64. So did Asimov get a kick out of Rosie? Heh. There's not enough information available to know this, but that's the first thing I thought of.

  19. Sadly... by Nemyst · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The missiles Asimov mentions in his opening paragraph are what stopped his vision on electricity from coming anywhere near reality: "The appliances of 2014 will have no electric cords, of course, for they will be powered by long- lived batteries running on radioisotopes. The isotopes will not be expensive for they will be by- products of the fission-power plants which, by 2014, will be supplying well over half the power needs of humanity. But once the isotype batteries are used up they will be disposed of only through authorized agents of the manufacturer."

    Instead, we're still just as dependent on coal, oil and gas as ever.

  20. Inaccurate? by AJWM · · Score: 3, Informative

    And, of course, the whole notion that we'd have a world's fair is among the inaccurate predictions.

    It's only off by one year. Expo 2015 will be in Milan, Italy. There was one last year (2012) in Yeosu, S. Korea. The World's Fairs started using the term Expo with the 1967 Montreal World's Fair, Expo '67.

    It's generally a good idea to know what you're talking about before you accuse someone else of inaccuracy.

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    -- Alastair
  21. In the year 2889 by fwc · · Score: 2

    There's a jules verne short story called "in the year 2889" which is a very interesting read as well.. . I'd say in many ways he was describing 2013, not 2889...

    Definitely worth the 5-10 minutes to read.

  22. Re:Here tis by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That is not a flying car! It is a plain old-fashioned prop plane with folding wings. Big deal.
    If it isn't VTOL, it isn't a flying car.

  23. Robocop was optimistic. by mosb1000 · · Score: 2

    I re-watched that recently. I remember when I first watched it I took it for a dystopian vision of the future of Detroit. As it turns out, it was hopelessly optimistic.

    Also, all robots should make the noise that Robocop makes.

  24. Re:More fun when they're way off by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

    But why does it have a steering wheel?

  25. multivac by schneidafunk · · Score: 2
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    Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75. -Benjamin Franklin
    1. Re:multivac by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 2

      Or read Answer

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      Modern copyright is theft of culture from everyone and it retards the progress of the useful arts and sciences.
  26. Re:Humans are adaptable by joe_frisch · · Score: 2

    Without some level of technology (here I'm including neolithic), the desert and the arctic are deadly - just a bit more slowly than space.

    Of course we don't need to go to space any more than we needed to leave the trees. Hopefully likely the species who do explore space will find us adorable and give their children little stuffed human toys when they visit the zoo.

  27. Go back in time a give Asimov a vision by cerebralpayne · · Score: 2

    "Mr. Asimov, did you know that in 2013, a quarter of all Americans will own an android?"
    "Why, the future will be astounding!" ...

    "Another quarter will have iOS!" trollface.jpg