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Microsoft Botches More Patches In Latest Automatic Update

snydeq writes "'No sooner did Microsoft release the latest round of Black Tuesday patches than screams of agony began sounding all over the Internet,' writes Woody Leonhard, reporting on verified problems with Microsoft Automatic Updates KB 2817630, KB 2810009, KB 2760411, KB 2760588, and KB 2760583. The latest round of MS Auto Update hell comes on the heels of one of the worst runs in MS Patch Tuesday history — and just in time for Microsoft to expand the scope of its automatic update damage. 'Does this make you feel warm and fuzzy about automatic app updates in Windows 8.1?'"

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  1. Wipe the gravy from your face. by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft just went bukkake on its customers.

    1. Re:Wipe the gravy from your face. by WarJolt · · Score: 5, Funny

      What do you mean just?

    2. Re:Wipe the gravy from your face. by VortexCortex · · Score: 3, Funny

      That they're not even kind enough to give a reach around.

  2. This is why I have a 1 week delayed install policy by dicobalt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's simple but effective.

  3. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by WarJolt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good thing it takes longer than a week to exploit Windows vulnerabilities.

  4. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by tftp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I, personally, have even better install policy: off. The disruption from MS patches exceeds the pain from defects in the OS.

  5. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's OK, these specific bugs are minor... an unexpected UI change in office 2013 and an update to office 2007 that says it's not installed after it has been installed.

  6. way overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I am not sure how this qualifies as a patch disaster. There appears to be nothing wrong with the patch. The issue appears purely to be people that haven't updated their outlook while installing the latest patches lose a folder pane, annoying but hardly a disaster and fixed by updating their machine. The issue is applying a new patch to an out of date version.

    1. Re:way overblown by Nimey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because there's a vocal bunch on Slashdot who get excited by a chance to hate on things, especially [Microsoft|Google|Sony|the government].

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    2. Re:way overblown by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      Agree, my windows box updated itself last night, you would think a "disaster" would be noticeable, .

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    3. Re:way overblown by hedwards · · Score: 3, Informative

      Spoken like somebody that hasn't wasted hours trying to figure out why the computer is running so slow. Only to discover that the computer is running so slow because MS decided to disable UDMA on the drive without bothering to ask permission or even bother to mention that they'd done so.

      And that's hardly the only example, MS ought to be paying people to use their shitty software as they sure as hell shouldn't expect to be paid for the privilege of beta testing their software.

    4. Re:way overblown by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 3, Informative

      If Windows does that, it:
      1) is a result of hardware failure (meaning: the drive kept failing writes, and did it consistently enough that Windows "stepped-down" to a more simple protocol).
      2) tells the user in the form of a notification bubble, and of course it gets logged in the Event Viewer like everything else.

      So basically you have broken hardware and are blind. I mean if you were running Linux and it had a similar hardware failure, you'd just have files mysteriously deleted also with no notice, so obviously the Linux way is far superior.

    5. Re:way overblown by recoiledsnake · · Score: 4, Informative

      Please do your company a favor and tell your cluless IT support about the existence of this.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Server_Update_Services

      Windows Server Update Services 2.0 and above comprise a repository of update packages from Microsoft. It allows administrators to approve or decline updates before release, to force updates to install by a given date, and to obtain extensive reports on what updates each machine requires. System administrators can also configure WSUS to approve certain classes of updates automatically (critical updates, security updates, service packs, drivers, etc.). One can also approve updates for "detection" only, allowing an administrator to see what machines will require a given update without also installing that update.

      Administrators can use WSUS with Group Policy for client-side configuration of the Automatic Updates client, ensuring that end-users can't disable or circumvent corporate update policies. WSUS does not require the use of Active Directory; client configuration can also be applied by local group policy or by modifying the Windows registry.

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    6. Re:way overblown by Dracos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You mean those notification bubbles that always stay on screen until the very moment you move the mouse with the intent of clicking on it?

    7. Re:way overblown by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 2

      You mean those notification bubbles that always stay on screen until the very moment you move the mouse with the intent of clicking on it?

      Holy shit, all this time I thought it was just me.

      That little idiosyncrasy is almost as annoying as the start menu disappearing out from under the mouse pointer because something in the background (Windows Update, I'm looking at you) thieved the focus just so it could fail to display a window. Usually happens most when hunting through multiply-nested folders.

      Focus theft is a felony!

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    8. Re:way overblown by MrL0G1C · · Score: 2

      1) No-one called it a disaster.

      2) Its five+ bad patches not one.

      3) Your post is almost identical to the last one which got modded up a lot and is also an Anonymous Coward and was posted only 2 minutes prior and was also un-informative and un-insightful.

      4) The article neglects to state what the problems with all of the patches are. It appears that some of the patches don't install properly causing windows to loop round the boot process (ugly) or windows states installed patches aren't installed.

      5. "There appears to be nothing wrong with the patch." Obviously not the case.

      6. If automatic updates is on then why would the version be out of date?

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  7. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by fekmist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I used to have this policy as well, until I went GNU/Linux for 99% of the time. The 1% on Windows I use to play games but it is rare and seeing as Linux is getting more games nowadays I might go 100% soon enough.

  8. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    That week makes little difference: Windows patches come weeks after the vulnerabilities are beeing exploited.

  9. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Nerdfest · · Score: 5, Funny

    Linux user here. No real comment, just enjoying the show.

    Do you pay for this operating system?

  10. Beta Is the New Gold Master by organgtool · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's shit like this that forces me to turn off automatic updates and wait a month before manually applying updates. And it's not just a Microsoft problem - I have also seen similar issues from Apple and Canonical.

    1. Re:Beta Is the New Gold Master by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      Not sure what the fuck you're doing with a bunch of VMs on Win7, but just don't.

      That's like trying to stuff a second engine into a Beetle.

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    2. Re:Beta Is the New Gold Master by tftp · · Score: 2

      God help you if you use the older win 7 rtm or worse XP without a single patch. I have financial data and hundreds of gigs of data and vms so a reimage due to a virus is unconscionable.

      If you are so concerned about your data, your best option is to keep it on a server that is not connected to the Internet. What are you doing, trusting "hundreds of GB" to a few platters of spinning rust? As a minimum you need a RAID 1 or higher NAS, and ideally you need an offsite mirror.

      Assuming that you are a typical careful user, your chances of getting a virus are far lower than your chances of seeing your HDD crashed. Even Linus is not protected from that!

  11. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ditto for home - the only Windows box left in the house is a VM on my MacBook Pro, which doesn't have network access to the outside world.

    Now at work? It depends on the box, where it sits (inside, DMZ, etc), what it does, and how badly the patch is needed. Snapshot/backup-before-patching is a *must*. Takes work to triage it all, but well worth the effort, all things considered.

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  12. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your virginity is assured. Rest at ease.

  13. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by VortexCortex · · Score: 5, Informative

    Your virginity is assured. Rest at ease.

    I've always wondered why folks think so highly of the mating game. After years of married life and kids I'm miserable, while the friend of mine who remained single and mostly dateless is now the happiest guy I know.

    Rest uneasily, divorce court is rape.

  14. This is Slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am not sure how this qualifies as a patch disaster. There appears to be nothing wrong with the patch. The issue appears purely to be people that haven't updated their outlook while installing the latest patches lose a folder pane, annoying but hardly a disaster and fixed by updating their machine. The issue is applying a new patch to an out of date version.

    This is Slashdot! Thus, this event is the worst thing to happen to mankind EVAR. And it is ALL MICROSOFT'S FAULT!!!!!

    Are you not entertained?

  15. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by VortexCortex · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yes, because I develop cross platform applications, but I run it in a VM on Linux too, so I just restored the MS OS partition from snapshot. If you don't have a separate partition for /home/, or if you you let Windows touch bare metal, you're going to have a bad time. Always use protection.

    Unvirtualized proprietary software? Not even once.

  16. Re: This is why I have a 1 week delayed install po by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The price is reduced due to
    NSA subsidies.

  17. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by steelfood · · Score: 5, Funny

    an unexpected UI change in office 2013

    Did they backtrack on ribbon too? Well it's about time.

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  18. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You chose your mate .... poorly. Its like you bought a discount pentium I computer with 8 megs ram and are complaining that all computers suck. No, they don't you just suck at the selection process.

  19. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by JakeBurn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Windows user here. Have never had an issue from a patch and definitely glad I paid for Win7. Quite nice being able to play games that are fun. For everything else that can be done on Linux, why bother?

  20. When is it too complex to maintain? by BoRegardless · · Score: 2

    Given all the backward compatibility for legacy items and new OS items, how long can it go before it becomes virtually impossible to maintain reliable code?

  21. First rule with Microsoft patches by jd · · Score: 2

    NEVER trust the odd numbers. The even number patch releases are where they fix the problems with the odd number patch releases.

    Basically, Microsoft is dealing with multiple Operating Systems for which no complete design document exists. For any of them. Microsoft is highly departmentalized and, in consequence, it is impossible for Microsoft to compile a single design for the entire system. They simply don't have the structure.

    This is not necessarily a bad thing - things tend to be worse when unrelated subsystems start making assumptions about internal design that they shouldn't. It simply means the Windows environment is now too big for a corporation to manage. Microsoft has exceeded its maximum stable size, and has done for some time. (Based on quality of products, I'd say somewhere around the DOS 4.0 level, but that would be mean. Accurate but mean.)

    The only reason I use MS products at all is that application developers go out of their way to be burdensome to non-MS users. Wine has a terrible time with many Windows applications and that's about the only way to run them at all. I would truly love developers to push platform-specifics into a library. It can be done. They can then either write libraries for other OS' or provide the API to that library so that others can write a porting library. It's not like it would hurt sales and it won't affect the game because it's purely a support module.

    But, no, game companies and solo writers prefer their 1970s approach to coding - damn the portability, even if all OS' are 99.5% the same, and damn the sales, we want absolute totalitarian power! Bwahahahahahahahaha! Even if it'll eventually kill the product and the company. Who cares, when you're rich, powerful and utterly FUBAR!

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  22. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Nerdfest · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's free, it's fast, it's open, it's reliable, and it's not back-doored by the NSA?

  23. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by AHuxley · · Score: 2

    +1 Just enjoy the great games on good gpu drivers on fast gpu hardware.
    For other roles it seems to be a stressful OS choice.

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  24. Re:MS Patches by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

    The story where MSFT pulled some of the patches?

    http://www.informationweek.com/security/management/microsoft-pulls-exchange-server-security/240160034

    Yeah, your *three* computers may not have been affected. But lots were.

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  25. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by wulfhere · · Score: 5, Funny

    You forgot the unwritten (until just now) rule that all analogies on Slashdot must be car analogies. This is like if he bought a Jaguar that he thought was going to be a fun, sexy ride, but instead is terribly high maintenance and broken most of the time.

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  26. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

    Restoring domain controllers from images is a dangerous game. Nothing like'a'split brain AD network to make your day.

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  27. I had no problem with the update by bobwalt · · Score: 2

    Plus I can use my computer and all its hardware for just about anything I want without having to worry about support for any of my devices. In addition, I do not have to debug the problems that occur. BTW - I can guarantee that the NSA is thoroughly familiar with open source operating systems and can get them to do anything they want.

  28. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ubuntu != Linux.

    And "Debian testing" is called "testing" for a reason. See if you can figure out what that is.

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  29. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Nerdfest · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have you used a Debian based system? Dude, step into this millennium.

  30. Jesus Christ by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Did you used to write propaganda for the Nazis? Give the rhetoric a rest and just report the facts, please.

  31. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by LordThyGod · · Score: 5, Funny

    Macs are for fags.

    So how many do you own?

  32. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Use another distro, obviously you're doing something wrong and it's all your fault, you must have a weird configuration nobody else in the universe has, well it's open source you can go fix the updates yourself, maybe you're just not smart enough to run a sophisticated OS like Linux, etc etc etc etc.

    Just going through the litany of replies you'll get to save some time.

  33. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Chryana · · Score: 2

    Yes, I run Debian stable now for that very reason. I realized after I posted that it was rather dumb to compare security updates to program updates. With that said, I'm not sure how I am supposed to take your comment Ubuntu!=Linux. How is that addressing anything that I have said? I'm not trying to bash any distribution in particular, I like apt, I think it's the best packaging system out there in the Linux world right now, and I like Debian. However, I just wanted to point out that the update process on Windows is often a lot smoother than what most people on desktop-oriented Linux distributions experience. On Windows, you update most of your programs by hand, but hardly anything at all ever breaks. On Linux, everything is automated, but if your distribution releases anything more than security patches, chances are high you're going to see some breakage which may not be fixed until the next major release. Good luck fixing what just broke.

  34. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

    Macs are for fags.

    So how many do you own?

    Hey, have some respect for Microsoft support, you insensitive clod!

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  35. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Informative

    By "enjoying the show", do you mean feverishly working through dependency hell to try to make updates work at all on your *nix system?

    It isn't 1998 any more. Why do you use 1998 arguments?

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  36. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

    About the only way I can see you safely making a backup image before applying updates to an AD domain controller is to make the image, then download the updates, and then most importantly disconnect the DC from the network, or at least sever all links from any other DCs in the forest before applying the updates. That way if things do go south you can always restore the backup without having mucked up the rest of the forest.

    I've done it on my forest, but each network segment is connected by a VPN or VLAN and there is only one DC per segment, so it would be relatively easy to segregate a DC during updates. Having more than one DC in the same AD site on the same segment would be a pain.

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  37. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by deek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    True. I recently went through a bunch of Debian upgrades from 6 to 7, and this happened to one server. Unfortunately, it was one of the few physical servers on the list, which meant I had to haul my ass down to the data centre, early hours of the morning, to fix it at the console.

    Serves me right for ignoring the grub update warning while doing the update. A simple "grub-install /dev/sda", when the update process is finished, would have made sure that all was OK. Also, this can be fixed by booting the Debian 7 install CD, and running through the rescue menu. No need for a live CD or such.

    Still, it's a shame that this one got through the testing process, especially for such a crucial bit of the system. Very unusual for Debian.

  38. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    we have a tool from quickbooks that does a thorough uninstall/reinstall, and i mean rigorous should work. pm me and ill try to get it to you.

  39. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by jsepeta · · Score: 3, Insightful

    weeks? YEARS in some cases.

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  40. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let's address those point-by-point.

    • Free: fair enough.
    • Fast: Windows is plenty fast enough, and has been for quite some time.
    • Open: who cares? Being open source doesn't matter for the vast majority of people, even power users.
    • Reliable: Windows is also plenty reliable enough. We aren't on Win95 any more.
    • Not back-doored by the NSA: for all 99% of people know, Linux is back-doored by the NSA to high heaven. The ability to inspect the source code means nothing when you aren't qualified, nor in possession of a trusted contact who is qualified, to find vulnerabilities in the source code. Linux's lack of back doors is taken by most people on faith... the same as Windows.

    So out of your list, the only valid point is "free". And perhaps applications, depending on if you need to use an app which is Linux-specific. But otherwise it's not a compelling argument you just made. And hey, if you have no need of applications which run on Windows and want to take advantage of the Linux price point (or just prefer the OS), God bless you. But Linux advocates also need to cut it out with this superiority complex nonsense. Linux and Windows are both perfectly serviceable operating systems which may or may not be superior depending on your needs. Saying one is inherently better than the other is asinine.

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  41. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by flyingfsck · · Score: 2

    Relax dude - you sound like you smoked your corn flakes by mistake this morning.

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  42. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nah, I can understand the guy. No matter how wonderful the person you choose, sometimes you just want them to go away so you can be alone. That's difficult when you're married.

  43. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2

    That's like saying 'Windows is absurdly unmaintainable if you start randomly deleting system files you don't think you need'.

    Except for the part where pretty much everyone's third party applications on Windows add a single uninstall entry in the standard place in Control Panel and can be removed with two clicks from that standard screen, you mean?

    Also, if you start deleting random system files you don't think you'll need on any recent version of Windows, firstly you'll find yourself interrupted by various security measures, and secondly various recovery tools would rapidly restore your system to working order. It's 2013, not 1995.

    BTW, maybe you could explain how to fix my old XP machine

    Would you also like help getting Debian Potato running on your i7?

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  44. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you're seeing problems almost every month, you should investigate your systems for malware and/or hardware failures. That simply isn't normal. MS aren't perfect, but their QA for automatic updates is way better than most large software companies, and seeing failures as often as you describe is highly unlikely without some other factor causing problems.

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  45. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Splab · · Score: 2

    Really?

    What about that little update to the openSSL that caused Debian deriviants to only have 32.000 possible keys (http://queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=2508864)? NSA has their grubby little fingers in everything, who cares that it's open source, if it's unreadable?

    PHK has a nice post about this also:
    http://www.version2.dk/blog/nsas-gennembrud-eller-noget-53787
    It's in Danish, but scroll down a bit for an example of openSSL source code, having it in binary would only make it slightly less readable...

  46. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by MrL0G1C · · Score: 2

    "causes the folder pane in Outlook 2013 to disappear."

    That sounds like a major headache to me. And considering the article only states the ill-effects of one of the patches, how do you know that the other patch effects are minor?

    The cowards post is not informative is it stupid mods, MS employees with mod points?

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  47. Affected software by AdamHaun · · Score: 2

    Just in case you were worried about Windows updates, the defective patches are for Office 2007 and Office 2013. From the article:

    KB 2817630 is not a security patch, it's a gratuitously delivered functionality patch for Office 2013, and man has it had an impact on functionality. I've seen dozens of reports that installing this patch, possibly in conjunction with the KB 2810009 patch that is part of MS13-074, causes the folder pane in Outlook 2013 to disappear. An anonymous poster on the SANS Internet Storm Center offers this picture of the effect.

    KB 2760411, KB 2760588, and KB 2760583 are parts of the MS13-072 and MS13-073 security patches for Office 2007. There are many reports of the patches being offered and re-offered and re-re- ... you get the idea

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  48. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by Captain+Coolwater · · Score: 2

    Does metasploit have a module for the ribbon backtrack?

  49. Re:This is why I have a 1 week delayed install pol by petermgreen · · Score: 2

    don't forget to keep a spare live CD handy in case your system becomes unbootable

    I'd say being prepared for an unbootable system is a fairly normal part of preparing for a major version upgrade.

    I'd also say that a major version upgrade is a very different thing from installing security updates.

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