He Fixed 300,000+ Machines - America's Oldest Typewriter Repairman Dies At 96
An anonymous reader writes "The New York Times reports, 'For eight decades, Manson Whitlock kept the 20th century's ambient music going: the ffft of the roller, the ding of the bell, the decisive zhoop ... bang of the carriage return, the companionable clack of the keys. From the early 1930s until shortly before his death last month at 96, Mr. Whitlock, at his shop in New Haven, cared for the instruments, acoustic and electric, on which that music was played. Mr. Whitlock was often described as America's oldest typewriter repairman. He was inarguably one of the country's longest-serving. Over time he fixed more than 300,000 machines, tending manuals lovingly, electrics grudgingly and computers never. "I don't even know what a computer is," Mr. Whitlock told The Yale Daily News, the student paper, in 2010. "I've heard about them a lot, but I don't own one, and I don't want one to own me."'"
What is better, to fear what you don't know or to completely embrace it and know its weaknesses inside out? I'll opt for the latter anytime.
I use computers extensively and they don't own me.
An article where TT tags are appropriate CR
I don't want one to own me.
So he'd rather be owned by typewriters than by computers.
Kay.
Critical thinking? What's that? Around here, "Critical thinking" means, "We hate and criticize everything."
"I've heard about them a lot, but I don't own one, and I don't want one to own me."
He claims that he does not know what a computer is but he appears to understand very well what it does. /RIP
Humanity needs more of him and less FB-Fanboys.
Voiceover: This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. M W Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr M W Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... TYPEWRITER REPAIR MAN!
Boy: Hey, there's a typewriter broken, up the office.
Typewriter Repair Man: Hmmmmm. This sounds like a job for... Typewriter Repair Man. But how to change without revealig my secret identity?
Superman 1: If only Typewriter Repair Man were here!
Typewriter Repair Man: Yes, wait, I think I know where I can find him. Look over there!
Caption: FLASH!
Supermen 1-3: Typewriter Repair Man, but how?
Superman 1: Oh look... is it a stockbroker?
Superman 2: Is it a quantity Surveyor?
Superman 3: Is it a church warden?
Supermen 1-3: NO! It's Typewriter Repair Man!
Superman In Need: MY! Typewriter Repair Man! Thank goodness you've come! Look!
Caption:
Clink!
Screw!
Bend!
Inflate!
Alter roller!
Superman 2: Why, he's mending it with his own hands!
Superman 1: Se how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut!
Superman In Need: Oh, Oh Typewriter Repair Man, how can I ever repay you?
Typewriter Repair Man: Oh, you don't need to guv. It's all in a days work for... Typewriter Repair Man!
Supermen 1-3: Our Hero!
Voiceover: Yes! whenever typewriters are broken, or menaced by Al Qaida Typewriter Repair Man is ready!
I heard tell that the Russians were in talks with him.....
ffft: Fast Fucking Fourier Transform :-)
And how many printers I've bought.
When I was a kid my dad bought a refurbished IBM Selectric typewriter. It lasted for 20+ years before he finally dumped it.
I've lost count of the number of computers I've personally owned. What that says about the development of computers is both good and bad. What it says about our "disposable" economy is probably not so good.
300,000 repairs? The man was a machine himself. RIP.
I wonder if he liked this?
The Typewriter for Orchestra, by Leroy Anderson
There may be growing interest in typewriters. Maybe they will be the office equipment analog to the return of vinyl records or vacuum tubes for music.
The Typewriter Movie trailer (In the 21st Century)
They could certainly still be handy to have around.
much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
On topic, I can recommend the movie Populaire which I saw a few days ago, about a fast typist.
Non-Linux Penguins ?
Are there repair persons anymore? Seems stuff is so shoddy nowadays it is not expected to last more than one or two years. Even if I want to have my machines repaired, they are either impossible to repair or it is cheaper to purchase a new one.
Yes, a computer would have owned him. Not like the 300k type-writers that he fixed till his dyeing day. And only if his grand father wouldn't have told him that those damn machines will end up eating his soul...
Curiously yours, crip.
There have been about 30,000 days since he started working in 1930. If the 300,000 number is accurate, he would have had to fix an average of 10 typewriters, every day, for the past 80 years. That's without any weekends or holidays.
I guess I have no direct experience repairing typewriters. However, I would have certainly guessed that it takes longer than ~1 hour to "fix" a typewriter. In addition to that, I would think it's hard to find a stream of that many typewriters to repair. (I.e., a rather successful business.) If these numbers are true, the guy was pretty impressive.
R.I.{.
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
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A man of sober reserve, Mr. Whitlock could wax uncharacteristically philosophical about his long, symbiotic relationship with his charges.
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Why do journalists feel that they have to write insane sentences like that? Guess what... it doesn't even make sense!
It would seem a shame for all his experience not be passed on to another generation, even if it is for an archaic technology.
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Prisencolinensinainciusol. Ol Rait!
I've clacked out a few words on my early 1950s Smith-Corona in his memory this morning. I even left two spaces after the period in honour of monospaced type. Well-lived, sir.
India's Godrej company ended production of manuals in 2011. For millions of rural Indians the ticket out of poverty has been typewriting and shorthand certificates. My dad used a portable Remington to pound out inspection reports. He stopped using it once he became a superintendent and got his own stenographer. I used it as a toy and kept it going for long time. Lacking a proper machine shop all my repairs were done using bent paper clips and bits of nylon strings. These machines are indestructible. Eventually it was sold for scrap for a few cents per pound. Sad, I miss the smell of metal and oil and the ink and the ribbon.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
So... they have a job opening?
Typewriters are at the pinnacle of mechanical engineering before electronic control systems made it possible to compensate for inaccuracies and faults in the mechanics. They demonstrate what can be achieved when it _must_ be perfect in order to work.
I do very well understood why this guy thought he had found his calling, because indeed he hat. Impressive.
Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
It's not an age thing.
Why do you say that? Everyone on your list is young.
Let me put it this way: Mr. Whitlock became an expert in a technology he learned in his teens, and rejected a technology that developed around him in his sixties. How receptive will you be to the state-of-the-art, game-changing technology of say, the year 2050, that makes the computer technology you have worked with your whole life, obsolete?
So he'd rather be owned by typewriters than by computers.
The master mechanic is in control of his machines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2LJ1i7222c
I'm a playwright in my off hours, 54 years old, and I have to admit that although I love computers, there is something very tactile in thumping out a script on an old Royal manual, as I did for my first three plays in my youth. I took me quite a while to embrace writing fiction on a computer. Yes, it's incredibly easier to revise, but for some reason it seems less...substantial. I know many writers who still write by hand, and then edit as they transfer it to a computer. There's something about the physical nature of typing on a typewriter, especially a manual, that a computer can't replicate, at least for those that grew up with them. I'd never ever go back--the benefits of revision far outweigh the rosy sentimentality of The Old Days--but then again, typewriters don't lose your last three pages because you weren't careful and hit a few wrong buttons between backups.
With all due respect to the gentlemen, given his long and happy life, I can't help but think he would have marveled at the ability to order parts or technical manuals online, or even print parts that are no longer available for purchase using a 3d printer. Even downloading manuals for old devices can make life so much easier. As happy as his life was, I bet it killed him every time he had to tell a client that there was nothing he could do to resurrect an old broken machine.
Jesse White, the Maytag repairman, died in January 1997. We live in an increasingly disposable world.
"I don't even know what a computer is," Mr. Whitlock told The Yale Daily News, the student paper, in 2010. "I've heard about them a lot, but I don't own one, and I don't want one to own me." (emphasis added)
Apparently, he does know what a computer is.
Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
> I don't want one to own me.
Did anyone check to see if he was Don Draper?
To be fair, I know people in their 20s and 30s that don't even know how to email.
20 years ago how many people could fix everything in their car? How about everything in their house? Technology is no different. There will always be polymaths but aside from that most people specialize to be good at something.
My mom doesn't even know how to change her oil or engine air filter, but that doesn't mean she's afraid of driving.
My sister has probably never removed a program from her computer in her life, but she has no problem using the web, sending email, and composing documents. (She has a Mac, obviously, but still.)
I don't know a damn thing about f-stops or shutter speeds, but that doesn't stop me from taking tons of pictures and occasionally getting some really awesome ones through luck and auto-everything.
Nobody is an expert at everything, but only a fool rejects things they don't know about.
even leather shoes with stitched soles are replaceable rather than repairable. I had a nice pair of american made shoes (capps) that I took to an actuall cobbler to resole, and he told me that unless they cost several hundred dollars it is not worth repairing, since he would charge a minimum of $100 for the re-sole (with new insole, I wore them out pretty good). New shoes cost just a bit more.
oh wait, maybe wikipedia has an answer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typewriter i have never seen one before. guess i'm showing my age. lol
I used to go to his shop to use the Selectric 251 in the back.
Well, I'll be damned!
While I make a living with technology I still love old mechanical things and look back at how they were made and used. It's fascinating to see clockwork mechanisms with gears that had teeth that were hand-filed and laid out using a compass. The typewriter was a product of the industrial revolution and the complexity and the nuances of some of those design decisions, like the QWERTY keyboard we all know and love were products of that era.
It's sad when we lose a living link to that kind slide rule and french curve technology. Mr. Whitlock was probably so adept at what he did that he could identify a problem just from the description. I can also imagine a back room where there are boxes and boxes of spare parts gathering dust, just waiting for a broken Smith Corona or Olivetti to come through the door.
Sure, it's faster and easier now with modern technology but we all need to remember that technology and progress builds upon the prior innovations and in 20 years I'm sure people will probably laugh and these bulky tablets and cell phones we all cling to much like Smegle and his precious ring. I learned to type on typewriters, old clunky things that could jam your fingers and rip paper just by looking at it. I also remember the story of the neighbor's cat getting it's tail caught in the carriage. They wound up cutting it's tail off because they couldn't get it freed. Ahh the halcyon days of correcting fluid and carbon paper, a bygone era now replaced by MS Word.
As I tell my kids, when we lose a piece of our history we lose a little of ourselves.
Harrison's Postulate - "For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism"
Printers are so cheap (But consumables not so) that you don't need to repair them. Just buy a newer, faster more capable printer.
I can't believe no one has posted the obligatory Dilbert cartoon yet:
http://search.dilbert.com/search?w=typewriter+repair+school&x=-518&y=-205
My five-year-old and worn all day every day Keens would disagree with you. Doc Martins are also superb. Depends what you buy.
I come here for the love
You can't really count selectrics in the same basket as "regular" typewriters, even electrics. Those were the ones Whitlock only worked on grudgingly. Are there any other brands that use a similar typeball technology? I think there were some brands that used a daisy wheel weren't there?
Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.