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Asian Giant Hornets Kill 42 People In China, Injure Over 1,500

Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "Madison Park and Dayu Zhang report on CNN that swarms of aggressive hornets are inflicting a deadly toll in a central China killing 42 people and injuring 1,675 people in three cities in Shaanxi province since July. Government authorities say these attacks are from a particularly venomous species, the world's largest hornet, known as the Asian giant hornet or vespa mandarinia. The giant hornet extends about 3.5 to 3.9 centimeters in length, roughly the size of a human thumb and has an orange head with a black tooth used for burrowing. The Asian giant hornet is intensely predatory; it hunts medium- to large-sized insects, such as bees, other hornet species, and mantises. The pain of the Asian Giant Hornet is described as a hot nail piercing the skin and lasts about 4 hours with instant swelling. One victim told local media earlier this month that "the more you run, the more they want to chase you." Some victims described being chased about 200 meters (656 feet) by a swarm. Local authorities have deployed thousands of police officers and locals to destroy about 710 hives but ""It's very difficult to prevent the attacks because hornet nests are usually in hidden sites," says Shunichi Makino, director general of the Hokkaido Research Center for Forestry and Forest Products Research Institute. Makino, who specializes in entomology, warned that the sting from an Asian giant hornet was severe compared with those of other insects. "The venom of an Asian giant hornet is very special compared with other hornets or yellow jackets," says Makino. "The neurotoxin — especially to mammals including humans — it's a special brand of venom." Asian Giant Hornets have been spotted in the United States."

274 comments

  1. Damn you Fukushima! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's next? Carnivorous rabbits?

    1. Re:Damn you Fukushima! by grub · · Score: 1

      Killer rabbits? They are already here.

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    2. Re:Damn you Fukushima! by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nah, those were exterminated in the 6th century using holy hand grenades.

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    3. Re:Damn you Fukushima! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nah, those were exterminated in the 6th century using holy hand grenades.

      True that. As documented here

    4. Re:Damn you Fukushima! by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      If you don't blame this on Climate Change, you are clearly a denier.

    5. Re:Damn you Fukushima! by GarethIwanFairclough · · Score: 1

      Nah, those were exterminated in the 6th century using holy hand grenades.

      Amen.

    6. Re:Damn you Fukushima! by gtall · · Score: 1

      No, venomous ducks.

    7. Re:Damn you Fukushima! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did that get a +5 informative???

    8. Re: Damn you Fukushima! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      5 is right out!

    9. Re:Damn you Fukushima! by Optali · · Score: 1

      Damn you! I ended up wasting an hour watching youtube!!
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si3WRRXVw0Y

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    10. Re:Damn you Fukushima! by Dabido · · Score: 1
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  2. I'm not ashamed to admit by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 4, Funny

    I will openly admit, if I was attacked by those giant death machines I would move to another continent. Ain't nobody got time for that!

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    1. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      'An I said, "Oh lord Jebus, it's a hornet!" and I ran. I ran for my life!

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    2. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest Australia.

    3. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest Australia.

      So from killer hornets to killer spiders eh ? That's not really an improvement.

    4. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too. I wouldn't even stop to get my shoes Jesus!!

    5. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TFS: The more you run, the more they chase you. Some victims described being chased about 200 meters (656 feet) by a swarm. (Why do they bother converting meters to feet? A meter is just a few inches longer than a yard, cant the average slashdotter divide by three? 200 meters is a little over 200 yards.

    6. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, the guy being stung knew PRECISELY how far it was, 656 feet, and he counted every step of the way. 153 feet to the lake... fuck fuck fuck 117 feet to the lake... 98 feet to the lake... fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 45 feet to the lake fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK splash

      It was the media that converted to 200m due to the international audience. I think it loses something in the SI translation.

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    7. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by NatasRevol · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Read some of the comment stories from gawkers post yesterday, being chased by wasps, jumping in a pool, having to rip them off you underwater, seeing the swarm above, waiting for you to breathe.

      http://gawker.com/this-hornet-will-be-the-last-thing-you-see-before-you-d-1428724767

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    8. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A meter is just a few inches longer than a yard, cant the average slashdotter divide by three?"

      It is multiply by 3 from m to ft.

    9. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by fisted · · Score: 1

      perhaps they are tired by the obsolete and arbitrary units you've grown to love.

    10. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by lgw · · Score: 2

      While meters are indeed obsolete and arbitrary, transition to the One True System of measure, the Furlong-Firkin-Fortnight system, has been slow, so we must abide.

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    11. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by JeanCroix · · Score: 2

      At least the spiders can't fly. Yet.

    12. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by dywolf · · Score: 1
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    13. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by Xyrus · · Score: 4, Funny

      So the SI unit of distance when being attacked by giant hornets is the FUCK? I thought people were just calling for help.

      "Ouch! Fuck fuck fuck! They're still chasing me!?! Fuck fuck fuck!"

      I didn't realize these people were just trying to conduct scientific measurements. Next time I won't call emergency services and disrupt their important work. Thanks for the tip! :)

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    14. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Welp, time to take the cyanide.

    15. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was the media that converted to 200m due to the international audience. I think it loses something in the SI translation.

      No, the loss is not due to the SI translation, but because of the "media" having no clue of the idea of significant digits.

      The gross term of 200 meters has only one significant digit (i.e., it could be anywhere between approximately 150m and 250m).

      So, 200 meters (with one significant digit) is 600 feet. Not more. Not less. Not any more precise, because you can only use one significant digit to perform the conversion—that is, the conversion factor also has only one significant digit (0.3m/ft), not four (0.3048m/ft).

    16. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by lgftsa · · Score: 1

      Forget flying, these ones worked out how to weave a net.

      http://www.ozanimals.com/Spider/Net-casting-Spider/Deinopis/subrufa.html

      Here's a video: http://izismile.com/2012/08/01/nature_why_you_so_scary_netcasting_spider.html

      My parents have them in the plants around their house, and on the balcony.

    17. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      BUZZZZZZ

      over your head, AC, over your head.

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    18. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hide your kids, hide your wife, because they're stinging everyone

    19. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And WHOOOOSH over yours, Beardo the Bearded. I could have used another parent to explain the problem you've pointed out—that some media outlets have theirs with significant digits. So what?

    20. Re:I'm not ashamed to admit by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      When I grew up there were Tarantula Hawks at my great uncle's ranch that were wasps the size of these hornets, and those things scared the jeebus out of me. Two inches long, you can hear very easily, black body, orange wings, will paralyze tarantulas. Though they don't bother with people luckily. Just imagining a hornet that size is probably going to keep me awake tonight.

  3. Oh, hornets! by allsorts46 · · Score: 4, Funny

    First time I read this headline, I missed that 'hornets' was plural and imagined a single, huge hornet on a murdering rampage across China.

    1. Re:Oh, hornets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Like that time I read about the giant butterfly terrorising Tokyo. Turned out to be an urban moth.

    2. Re:Oh, hornets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, i read "asian" as "alien" at first..

    3. Re:Oh, hornets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I suspect he will, sooner or later.

    4. Re:Oh, hornets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ohgod, that was so bad and yet here I am laughing

    5. Re:Oh, hornets! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I am alternating between laughing at the moth, and shuddering at horror of the hornet, then laughing again, then shuddering...

    6. Re:Oh, hornets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see what you did there.

  4. Re: Mothra? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Proof that even China has had enough of the H1B(ee)s.

  5. Tracker-Jackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ooh, life imitates art!

  6. Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by gsslay · · Score: 5, Informative

    Be afraid...

    http://imgur.com/TTrA9KS ... be very afraid.

    1. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gah, I just got the heebee jeebees just looking at those things, and they're already dead! I can't imagine being attacked by a swarm of them. (shudder)

    2. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think that it's about time for a Benelli/Raid co-branding exercise.

    3. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, on the upside, now we have a reason to own a 10 gauge shotgun...

    4. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was thinking more along the lines of Kentucky Fried Chicken. They look suspiciously edible from a Chinese point of view.

      Bonus points if they're an aphrodisiac.

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    5. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Informative

      Bonus points if they're an aphrodisiac.

      Ask, and ye shall receive.. kinda.

      From Wikipedia:

      Recently, several companies in Asia and Europe have begun to manufacture dietary supplements and energy drinks which contain synthetic versions of secretions of the larvae of Vespa mandarinia... The manufacturers of these products make claims that consuming the larval hornet secretions (marketed as "hornet juice") will enhance human endurance because of the effect it has on adult hornets' performance

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    6. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A tennis racket would be far more effective.

    7. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      This link is a little more informative/interesting than the Wikipedia article. In particular, the Vespa mandarinia venom is actually less toxic than honeybee (Apis mellifera) venom, it's just that the wasps deliver lots more venom than honeybees do.

    8. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You obviously never seen me play. Not every tennis racket is attached to a Sharapova...

    9. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by Bucc5062 · · Score: 3, Funny

      and we wonder why they are so pissed off?

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    10. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Bonus points if they're an aphrodisiac.

      And endangered.

    11. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by NatasRevol · · Score: 2

      But, man, if they were, tennis would be the most popular sport in the world.

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    12. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The weird thing is, I have seen wasps that big inside of Yellow jacket nests. One time we were digging up a huge Yellow jacket nest (and I mean MASSIVE, at least 3 or 4 cubic feet) and at one point these very large wasps came out of the nest, at least as big as that picture shows. I had never seen Yellow jackets that big and wondered if they never come out of the nest or something.

    13. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      >> Bonus points if they're an aphrodisiac.

      And endangered.

      Ancient Chinese wisdom: If an animal is longer than it is wide, and endangered, it's an aphrodisiac.

    14. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by phoenix03 · · Score: 2

      Why did I click..... WHY brb never sleeping again.

    15. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      No kidding. I don't have mod points but even if I did I couldn't decided if you deserve a funny or insightful.

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    16. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, Apis mellifera is actually a docile and meek creature, in no small part because it knows it will die if it stings (the act of stinging rips off its abdomen). Vespa mandarina, on the other hand, wants to rip your face off for the sheer thrill of it, and it can keep on stinging with impunity.

    17. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by jxander · · Score: 1

      Time to trade in your fly swatter for a freaking boat oar...

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    18. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by rikkards · · Score: 2

      And the truth:
      Want to get some sucker to eat something? Tell them it is an aphrodisiac.

    19. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by 32771 · · Score: 1

      Mm..mm.maybe this is only the hand of a five year old - please?

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    20. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by cusco · · Score: 1

      Odd bit of trivia; when tomatoes were first brought to Europe people believed them to be poisonous. Tomato growers started the rumor that they were aphrodisiacs to promote sales. That's why the French word for tomato is 'pomme de amor' (sp?), which translates to 'apples of love'.

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    21. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by Shompol · · Score: 1

      Well, on the upside, now we have a reason to own a 10 gauge shotgun...

      Sounds like once in a lifetime opportunity to shoot a real life horror thriller scene. Please keep me posted when you are going to try this line of defence, I will keep the camera rolling.

    22. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flame throwers are legal for civilian ownership in the US due to things like hornets and locusts. They're considered a tool, not a weapon. Unless you're the hornet, but that won't last long once it becomes an issue for the hornet.

      Also, they're used in fighting forest fires, to clear low brush and create fire breaks.

      Anyway, I'm gonna just leave this here.

    23. Re:Photo of Vespa Mandarinia by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Right now I am inventing a 6 foot tall bug zapper that you can wear as armor.

  7. I saw this in a movie once. by stewsters · · Score: 5, Funny

    Badgers eat hornets. We will ship you a box of angry badgers for to expose to giantism causing Fukashima radiation. If I have learned anything from my childhood, its that the solution to giant monsters is more giant monsters.

    1. Re:I saw this in a movie once. by stewsters · · Score: 1

      *Assuming the radiation washes your way.

    2. Re:I saw this in a movie once. by BobNET · · Score: 4, Funny

      Badgers?

      Badgers?!?!

      We don't need no stinking badgers!!!!

    3. Re:I saw this in a movie once. by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Actually, you want a box of angry Crested Honey Buzzards. They feed on wasps.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crested_Honey_Buzzard

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    4. Re:I saw this in a movie once. by Megane · · Score: 2

      ...and when winter comes, all the gorillas simply die off.

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    5. Re:I saw this in a movie once. by lgw · · Score: 2, Funny

      And Honey Buzzard don't take no crap from anyone - Honey Buzzard does what it wants!

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    6. Re:I saw this in a movie once. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it sad that I original though the species was called "Crusted Horny Bastards"?

    7. Re:I saw this in a movie once. by gman003 · · Score: 1

      If I have learned anything from my childhood, its that the solution to giant monsters is more giant monsters.

      Not necessarily true - sometimes the solution to giant monsters is giant robots.

    8. Re:I saw this in a movie once. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One can send Honey Boo Boo, by the time the hornets are finally able to inject the venom past all the fat, they'll be dying of hunger by the thousands.

  8. attacked by giant hornets? by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    that's got to sting.

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  9. Obligatory by dreamstateseven · · Score: 3, Informative

    I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

  10. At least they died doing what they love. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stinging people. Hornets love it. But it kills them...or is that bees?

    1. Re:At least they died doing what they love. by mjr167 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Bees. Hornets can keep stinging you until they get bored.

    2. Re:At least they died doing what they love. by Xphile101361 · · Score: 4, Informative

      That is bees.... hornets get to sting you over and over and over again.

    3. Re:At least they died doing what they love. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And to make it worse they send out a "come sting this person" signal, to the rest of their buddies.

    4. Re:At least they died doing what they love. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Here is an interesting biology fact: The chemical that give banana's the majority of their taste, Isoamyl acetate, is the same chemical bees use to alert each other to danger. That is why bees hate bananas and make simple chemistry fun. It also makes bee traps much more effective if put by the entrance.

    5. Re:At least they died doing what they love. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love your expression but they'd run out of venom eventually.

    6. Re:At least they died doing what they love. by twocows · · Score: 0

      I wish I had mod points, that deserves at least a few +interesting.

    7. Re:At least they died doing what they love. by X0563511 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Their stingers are 1/4" long. They don't need venom.

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    8. Re:At least they died doing what they love. by justthinkit · · Score: 1

      If I understand what you are saying, a person eating a banana is sending out the danger signal, and so bees would be more inclined to attack a banana-eater, versus pizza-with-anchovies eater.

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  11. I'm scared! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Asian giant hornet is intensely predatory; it hunts medium- to large-sized insects, such as bees, other hornet species, and mantises.

    And now since their food supply is rapidly disappearing due to the devastating global declines in bee, hornet, and praying mantis populations, the giant hornets are preying on the only plentiful sources of food they have left: humans!!

    1. Re:I'm scared! by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      What Charlton Heston didn't tell you is that Soylent Green was invented by hornets.

    2. Re:I'm scared! by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      the giant hornets are preying on the only plentiful sources of food they have left: humans!!

      No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the hornets simply freeze to death.

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  12. What about Super Hornets by rossdee · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll bet the FA18D and E Super Hornets have killed more than that in Iraq and Afghanistan

    1. Re:What about Super Hornets by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 1

      pokerface.jpg

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    2. Re:What about Super Hornets by TCPhotography · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'd mark you funny, but only the E, F, & G* versions of the F/A-18 are the Super Hornets. the A-D version are just the Hornet.
      *The EF-18G is the Electronic Warfare version of the Super Hornet, but it can carry anti-radiation missiles** so it can kill people.
      ** Missiles that target radiating sources such as Radars.

    3. Re:What about Super Hornets by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      While we're being nit-picky, an EA-18G is nicknamed 'Growler' and not Hornet, even though they're essentially the same plane with different payloads.

    4. Re:What about Super Hornets by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      scatological growler joke goes here

    5. Re:What about Super Hornets by TCPhotography · · Score: 1

      Touche! I accept your corrections!

      A number of the Australian -18Fs have even been wired for the Growler kit, but they don't have it yet.

  13. The next Syfy movie plot by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Funny

    China is being overrun by killer giant hornets, and the only thing that can stop them is a government created sharknado. The sharknado then starts eating people after they eat all the hornets.

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    1. Re:The next Syfy movie plot by Alejux · · Score: 1

      Dude! Don't give them ideas!

    2. Re:The next Syfy movie plot by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      Take out the sharknado idea and it could very well be one of those B-grade apocalyptic movies. Giant hornets taking over the planet.

    3. Re:The next Syfy movie plot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sharknado is created via Chem Trails. Lead actor: Jeff Goldblum. Sidekick: That kid from Transformers (spoiler: a giant hornet stings him to death in the first act).

    4. Re:The next Syfy movie plot by phoenix_rizzen · · Score: 1

      That's been done, although it was African killer bees genetically engineered to take over the minds of those they sting. Wasn't completely horrible.

  14. Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like the perfect pet for ex-wives, lawyers, patent trolls and politicians

  15. Numbers are less sensational by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Informative

    Before you get worried, keep in mind there's little danger here even if you are in China. There have been 1500 injuries, but keep in mind this is a country of 1.3 billion people. That's 0.0011% of the population. 5.1 people per 100,000 in china die from traffic related accidents, which comes to 0.0051%.

    You are five times more likely to be killed by a car than you are to get STUNG by one of these things, assuming you are in China.

    Don't panic. Unless my numbers are off, which is entirely possible... wait, carry the seven...

    1. Re:Numbers are less sensational by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes yes, you take enough area outside the area it becomes small. If you look at all the deaths that have every been, car accidents would be a tiny percentage. That doesn't mean you should take proper precautions when in a car.

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    2. Re:Numbers are less sensational by HockeyPuck · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You are five times more likely to be killed by a car than you are to get STUNG by one of these things, assuming you are in China.

      Only five times? As someone that just got back from Beijing, I'm surprised I wasn't killed in a traffic accident. Crossing the street is taking your life in your own hands and a taxi cab will turn any atheist into a devout believer.

      There's that old saying about there are no atheists in fox holes... well, hop in a Beijing cab and you too will pray for a safe passage. And yes these are the official taxis not the unlicensed ones.

    3. Re:Numbers are less sensational by mrbester · · Score: 1

      Given how many people and cars there are in China I'm not keen on those odds.

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    4. Re:Numbers are less sensational by xaxa · · Score: 4, Informative

      Only five times? As someone that just got back from Beijing, I'm surprised I wasn't killed in a traffic accident.

      Just wait until you go to Thailand or Vietnam. In Vietnam I saw five road accidents -- two of which would probably be called "serious" in British terms -- and the immediate aftermath of one fatal accident in three weeks.

      (And, I was told while there, just wait until you visit India.)

    5. Re:Numbers are less sensational by Njovich · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is not about all of China, it's about (part of) Shaanxi province. 37 million people live in this province, and it's about the past 3 months. Chances are still pretty slim that you will die of this of course.

    6. Re:Numbers are less sensational by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are five times more likely to be killed by a car than you are to get STUNG by one of these things, assuming you are in China.

      First, 1500 out of 1300 million is 0.1 in 100,000, or 50 times lower that the incidence of automobile fatality.

      Second: You're only 50 times less likely to be stung by a fist-sized wasp than to be killed in a car crash? And you consider those good odds!?! That makes it more common than death (in the US) by tuberculosis, meningitis or accidental shooting. Granted, 1-in-1 million is pretty low, but those are some enormous fucking bugs

    7. Re:Numbers are less sensational by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      You're only 50 times less likely to be stung by a fist-sized wasp than to be killed in a car crash? And you consider those good odds!?!

      Well, neither is really good if it's more than zero, but I'd consider being stung by an insect to be at least 50 times better than being killed.

    8. Re:Numbers are less sensational by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no atheists in foxholes because the atheists are out doing the actual fighting.

    9. Re:Numbers are less sensational by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your numbers and your logic are quite wrong. First, you are comparing injuries (~ 1500) to deaths, which is wrong - you should be comparing deaths (42) to deaths, which is much less.

      Secondly, your percentage calculations are wrong. 1500 / 1.3 billion = 0.00011%, not 0.0011%, as you had it. Although 0.0051% is the correct percentage of deaths from traffic.

      If you follow the actual figures, the number of traffic deaths per 1.3 billion population = 0.0051% x 1.3 billion, or 66300 deaths, which means there are 66300 / 42 = 1580 times as many deaths from traffic as from giant hornets, not 5 times as many, which you originally claimed.

    10. Re:Numbers are less sensational by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, I just noticed you said STUNG, not killed, in your second paragraph. Anyway, that comparison would be 66,300 / 1675 = 40 times as likely to be killed in traffic compared to the likelihood of being stung.

    11. Re:Numbers are less sensational by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      There have been 1500 injuries, but keep in mind this is a country of 1.3 billion people. That's 0.0011% of the population.

      No no, you have that wrong.

      There have been 1500 injuries, but keep in mind that this is a planet of 7 billion people. That's only 2.14e-7% of the population.

      That's how statistics works, right? It doesn't matter if they find 710 nests in a certain region, what matters is how many people there are in a much much larger region. Just don't go to that smaller region, problem solved. If anyone gets stung, act all shocked and say "wow, you know you only had a 2.14e-7% chance of that happening. Go play the lottery. And maybe clear the hornet nest out from underneath your house, because I'm not sure how that affects your odds."

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    12. Re:Numbers are less sensational by kyncani · · Score: 1

      Being stung does not preclude being killed by a car.

      Pile up enough different risks and you can be sure something will go wrong.

    13. Re:Numbers are less sensational by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      It's like my relatives in Asia emailing/phoning to express concern about some weather / storm disaster happening on the east coast when I live on the opposite coast. Or that they refuse to come visit because there's a mall shooting in some state thousands of miles away.

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    14. Re:Numbers are less sensational by plover · · Score: 3, Informative

      They weren't kidding. During the three weeks I spent in India, our car was bumped into or struck on three separate occasions! (I haven't been involved in that many accidents in 35 years on American streets.) And that was just a few trips a day, nothing long-term spent in the vehicle. We had a corporate driver, who was among the best at navigating Indian roads - company policy forbids us American travelers from driving ourselves, or even from taking an auto-rickshaw ride.

      I think the scariest part, though, was the advice from the travel company: "If you are involved in a traffic accident that results in serious injury to a child, death of a pedestrian, or causes the death of a cow (yes, they do roam the streets), quietly escape from the scene. It is possible that an outraged mob will form, and they have been known to light the offending car on fire, with the passengers still in it. Find an alternate way to your hotel and then report the incident to the police."

      Holy shit -- flee the scene of an accident before you get torched!?!

      Still, it was a great place to visit, and I'd go back at the drop of a hat. Nice, nice people, interesting places, beauty and poverty, it's amazing.

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    15. Re:Numbers are less sensational by Assmasher · · Score: 1

      (And, I was told while there, just wait until you visit India.)

      Aaaah... Lovely Chennai in the height of Summer... The constant sound of crumpling metal and plastic.

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    16. Re:Numbers are less sensational by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      (And, I was told while there, just wait until you visit India.)

      Sounds reasonable from what I saw while in India. Before I went I thought it might be fun to go for a ride in an autorick but after being there and seeing traffic as well as the trucks that were so overloaded their leaf springs looked like a W I decided against it. Seriously a 2 land paved road has 6 lanes of traffic in it and a red light seem to mean stop only if it has been red for 10 seconds.

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    17. Re:Numbers are less sensational by slodan · · Score: 1

      There's that old saying about there are no atheists in fox holes... well, hop in a Beijing cab and you too will pray for a safe passage.

      It's interesting that it is never atheists who make these claims.

    18. Re:Numbers are less sensational by cusco · · Score: 1

      My dad had a customer who had been a paratrooper in Normandy. My brother made that dumb 'no atheists in foxhole' comment, and Dick snarled at him that "No fucking god worth worshiping would let anything like that take place." He felt that more atheists were MADE in foxholes than anywhere else.

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    19. Re:Numbers are less sensational by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      little danger is not little enough for me when it comes to a bug that looks about as big as my dick and is meaner than my neighbors dog (and it's mean..to me) - I know my luck - I would be taking a piss and hit their nest and wishing I had died in a car accident!

    20. Re:Numbers are less sensational by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do a search on Bangalore road accidents in youtube

    21. Re:Numbers are less sensational by fliptout · · Score: 1

      Tourist.

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    22. Re:Numbers are less sensational by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      They weren't kidding. During the three weeks I spent in India, our car was bumped into or struck on three separate occasions! (I haven't been involved in that many accidents in 35 years on American streets.)

      You've obviously never had to parallel park on the streets of San Francisco.

    23. Re:Numbers are less sensational by vandamme · · Score: 1

      I went to Uganda in July, and was told the same thing happens there.

  16. Release the Drones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Part of me can't wait until I can purchase a bunch of tiny flying robots and hunt bee/hornet nests on my property from the safety of my living room.

  17. shotguns! by jdigriz · · Score: 2

    4 cm across? I say use birdshot on the swarms. Just watch your backdrop.

    1. Re:shotguns! by swb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Common shot used for actual birds would be too big (eg, #4).

      I would actually consider using small sized shot used for clays, like #7.5 or even #9. You get very short range but a TON of pellets.

      You could even consider developing a 3" magnum load with this shot for even larger shot strings.

    2. Re:shotguns! by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm afraid that would be like punching holes through clouds. I would bait them with poisoned prey, which they would haul back to their difficult to find nests. Some kind of slow poison, so it makes it back to the nest. Then it would slowly kill the rest of the brood.

      How about using radioactive waste . . . ? Or might that have some other unforeseen consequences . . . ?

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    3. Re:shotguns! by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      No unforeseen consequences as long as it's not anomalous radioactive waste.

    4. Re:shotguns! by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

      I would say go even finer than those dove loads go down to a rat/snake shot. Their maximum effective range is about 3-5 meters but even in a 2 3/4 20 gauge shell there would be a lot of projectiles. Another option might just be to use table salt.

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    5. Re:shotguns! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Radioactive waste? Haven't you seen Them, The Beginning of the End, and of course, Godzilla? (Original, and now the Japanese version is available too).

    6. Re:shotguns! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read they eat bees. Poisoned bees. All over the place. I can't see any downside to this, can you?

    7. Re:shotguns! by swb · · Score: 1

      I kind of wish I had a shotgun press because it would be fun to load some 3" magnum shells with #12 "rat shot" and see how it performs.

      In pistol loads, #9 is pretty marginal (CCI snake shot loads, .44 mag size). I'd shoot a snake at 6 feet with it, but not much else. Out of the shotgun it works well on the skeet field but on super windy days I'll switch to #7-1/2 for better resistance to the wind.

      Against those fucking wasps I think I'd prefer the range and mass of the #9 shot.

  18. The best defense by snsh · · Score: 4, Funny

    To protect against hornets, carry around a vacuum cleaner. Nothing can live inside a vacuum.

    1. Re:The best defense by mark-t · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, this is not a bad idea... at least on a small scale.

      If sucked into a vacuum cleaner, the violence of being sucked into and probably bounced around the hose as it gets pulled in would likely break its legs and almost certainly damage its wings to the point that it would no never be able to fly again (if not actually tear one or both of them right off). After being thrust into a pile of of dust in the vacuum bag that is *extremely* dry, where it could actually pull moisture right out of the bug's body, most insects would die extremely quickly.

    2. Re:The best defense by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

      >> carry around a vacuum

      And risk pissing off Mother Nature? I hear she abhors those things.

    3. Re:The best defense by Nam-Ereh-Won · · Score: 0

      I think a towel would be more appropriate.

    4. Re:The best defense by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're right. I actually use a vacuum cleaner to kill wasps and bees in my room. The best part is you can approach them with the tube casually. If you use a fly swatter and miss, they get pissed real quick. Also a fly swatter needs to have them on a solid object to hurt them because wasps have a bit more structural integrity than a fly. So yes vacuum cleaners are good for indoor wasp/bee killing.

    5. Re:The best defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sucks!

    6. Re:The best defense by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Actually, I heard that she quite likes the Dyson... so her attitude is starting to shift.

    7. Re:The best defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do this with cockroaches. Sad part is, many of them are able to climb back out. (((Shudder))) So I leave on the extension attachments, and leave them in their storage holsters so the road out is a dead end.

    8. Re:The best defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing can live inside a vacuum.

      Especially not a clean one.

    9. Re:The best defense by plover · · Score: 1

      Here's how to build your own Wasp Sucker: http://www.sentex.net/~mwandel/built/wasp-sucker.html. It's a really simple and clever way to deal with them that doesn't involve spraying neurotoxins around your house.

      But these things are so big, you'd need a larger diameter hose - and maybe a stronger mesh screen!

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    10. Re: The best defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freeze and smash them like glass. All you need is a can of compressed air used up-side-down (for the liquid), some skill, and a hammer.

      We tried it once in an office. The hornet was hanging around the window. It needed to be eliminated pronto.

    11. Re:The best defense by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Well that beats out my idea for the home flametrower. And I was just about to fire up the kickstarter too.

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    12. Re: The best defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hairspray. Their wings and legs freeze up. Works for spiders too. Easy cleanup.

    13. Re:The best defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think so. I use a dustbuster to suck up silverfish in my house, and I can see the silverfish still alive in the dustbuster.

    14. Re:The best defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why kill bees? Bees will only sting if they are defending, since it is fatal to them.

    15. Re:The best defense by Inda · · Score: 1

      Every seasoned gardener knows the vacuum cleaner trick. From aphids to greenfly to wasps, the vacuum cleaner really does suck for them.

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    16. Re:The best defense by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Dustbusters don't have a powerful enough suction... you need something with a lot more oomph.

  19. Re:Hysteria! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh huh. And you believe your *inset nation* will handle things any differently (minus the guns)? And honestly now, guns... for dealing with thousands of tiny insects... Do try to keep your imagination in check good sir/madame. No one is that dumb.

  20. Re: Mothra? by ebh · · Score: 1

    Imagine if Belushi were still alive...

  21. 656 feet? by crow · · Score: 1

    Another reporter slept through science class and failed to remember the concept of significant digits.

    Clearly a witness who claimed to have run 200 meters was estimating, so there's at best one significant digit. It would have been much better to use "(over 600 feet)" as the conversion. Or why not go with "(656 feet, 2 and 1/64 inches)?"

    1. Re:656 feet? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Because they don't use some backwater measuring system like 'feet'.

      The rest of your post is nonsense.

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    2. Re:656 feet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Under what circumstances would a reporter even be in science class?

    3. Re:656 feet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn to read and process what you read: "One victim told local media earlier this month that "the more you run, the more they want to chase you." Some victims described being chased about 200 meters (656 feet) by a swarm." Direct from TFA (and summary) which is what he was commenting on.

      His point was completely valid, if unnecessary, reporters are idiots. Like you, apparently.

    4. Re:656 feet? by fredrated · · Score: 1

      They were reporting on it?

    5. Re:656 feet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel that it is Wrong for you to refer to the GP poster as male ('his'). Please use the gender-identity-neutral pronoun 'xir'. Thank You.

    6. Re: 656 feet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I interpret the conversion as a convenience, referring to the 200 meters only, not to how far the guy actually ran.

      In other words, if it hadn't been there, I would have converted 200 meters to feet, not "about 200 meters". Yes there is an additional inch and so on, but to me it's acceptable to leave that off in this context.

      To say "over 600 feet" would not have answered the question "how many feet is 200 meters" accurately enough.

    7. Re:656 feet? by plover · · Score: 1

      Because they don't use some backwater measuring system like 'feet'.

      That's true. They should have reported it in terms of "football fields" (either kind). [see http://what-if.xkcd.com/58/ note 7]

      Actually a sports field analogy would have been apt here. A sports field is something humans are familiar with running fast on, and this guy was clearly motivated to run fast.

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  22. As someone who is generally an environmentalist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... why do I have no problem with committing genocide on this particular creature?

    Does that make me just as bad as people who don't care about the harm we are doing, steadily destroying more and more habitats for creatures of all types?

  23. I do admire the Chinese by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Some victims described being chased about 200 meters (656 feet) by a swarm.

    I do admire the Chinese.Just think - being chased by a deadly hornet and still measuring the distance run with such accuracy.

    1. Re:I do admire the Chinese by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      That's because metric is so much easier than imperial units.

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    2. Re:I do admire the Chinese by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You can't tell when you have run 200 meters?
      If it's downtown, I can tell yo how far I have run to within 1%. Better then that if I can look at my cell phone

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    3. Re:I do admire the Chinese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. When was the last time you heard of a Chinese Space Program mission failing due to faulty US Customary/Metric conversion?

      They're clearly a superior breed. That's why the US had to genetically engineer those hornets. To keep them off-balance and running.

    4. Re:I do admire the Chinese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A 1% error is not impressive. The typical Slashdot reader can tell you exactly how far he has run in the last month with 100% accuracy.

    5. Re:I do admire the Chinese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A 1% error is not impressive. The typical Slashdot reader can tell you exactly how far he has run in the last month with 100% accuracy.

      What, 0 meters?

    6. Re:I do admire the Chinese by snsh · · Score: 0

      ...such precision.

      Doh, I'm being a troll, aren't I.

    7. Re:I do admire the Chinese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got the joke. Have a cookie.

    8. Re:I do admire the Chinese by mark-t · · Score: 1

      It's also off by 100% if the person did even a couple of meters of running... say, because they didn't want to miss a bus and they were already at the bus stop but not quite at the door...?

      Unless you are going to suggest that the typical slashdot reader is ordinarily paralyzed from the waste down... as I've never met any other slashdot readers in person, I really couldn't say for sure.

    9. Re:I do admire the Chinese by Meyaht · · Score: 1

      I'l take that cookie if it goes unclaimed... Thank you.

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    10. Re:I do admire the Chinese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now to convert that to feet it's -32 and * 5/9

    11. Re:I do admire the Chinese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was more impressed with the accuracy of the estimate of "about 710 hives". Are they converting from Imperial to Metric hives? Where the heck did the extra digit of precision come from?

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  25. Re: Hysteria! by AvitarX · · Score: 1

    We use flame throwers to fight insects. At least that's how we fight killer bees, it's quite effective.

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  26. Nature's natural population control. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let the hornets be, working as intended. Keeping humans out of places they should not be and culling an unfortunate few who were to stupid to stay away from the agressive critters. Nature has a rule that works 9 time out of 10... If it is bright, flashy, and does not give a single frack about your presence. .. stay away or face the consequences.

    1. Re:Nature's natural population control. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew nature was up to something.

    2. Re:Nature's natural population control. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You actually need to RTFA. Giant Asian Hornets attack without provocation, from significant distances away. Not only that, if you run, *they will see that as a sign to chase you down.*

    3. Re:Nature's natural population control. by mark-t · · Score: 2

      Or... you know... we could just kill them as we encounter them. May the better species win.

    4. Re:Nature's natural population control. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Better," in this context, is a loaded term. Can' we just say 'May the species with flamethrowers and methamphetamine win?'

  27. Night of the Lepus by Cutting_Crew · · Score: 2

    Night Of the Lepus

    Carnivorous rabbits at your service.

    1. Re:Night of the Lepus by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Is that the unedited version?

      The movies special effects budget was 20 rabbits, 5 gallons of gasoline and a camera.

      Great PETA bait. Impossible to find without the flaming rabbit scene edited.

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    2. Re:Night of the Lepus by Cutting_Crew · · Score: 1

      I am not sure - I havent seen that movie in a long time in its entirety. I only know about it because it was on some tv channel in the middle of the night and i just happened to be up and scrolling through the channels. VERY SLOW movie.

    3. Re:Night of the Lepus by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It's the end that's the payoff. When they blowup the gasoline storage tanks to kill the giant rabbits; they poured gasoline on rabbits, set them on fire and filmed it.

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    4. Re:Night of the Lepus by Cutting_Crew · · Score: 1

      i dont think they killed live rabbits, if thats what are you suggesting?

    5. Re:Night of the Lepus by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what they did. Killing being a very mild way to say it.

      Like I said; the unedited version is almost impossible to find. Harder then 'Song of the South'.

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    6. Re:Night of the Lepus by Cutting_Crew · · Score: 1

      i havent seen any documentation of that at all. was just looking. Im surprised they didnt have any setback from the animal agencies./etc/etc

  28. Re:As someone who is generally an environmentalist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You WASP!

  29. *Killing* 42 people? by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

    Jesus Christ, that's horror movie territory!

  30. crazy by eyenot · · Score: 1

    i bet these hornets are more of a worry in canada than in the united states.

    no matter where they hide in the united states, unless it's death valley, people are going to run into them and report the fact that bugs the size of their head have been spotted.

    if these go into canada and can survive there, they can easily find plenty of space to reproduce for many generations unnoticed and undisturbed. by the time they're encountered they'll be numerous.

    i imagine they will move into the giant beaver dam that's up there. and eat all the beavers.

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    1. Re:crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Giant hornet bee meet Canadian winter

    2. Re:crazy by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      I don't think you're really familiar with the United States. Sure, we have a significantly denser population than Canada, but the US still has extremely vast areas of few or no people. There's still places you can travel hundreds of miles without seeing any sign of civilization. And not just the deserts of the Southwest... every region of the country has at least a few large tracts of land that humans have barely wandered through in all of history, nevermind living memory.

    3. Re:crazy by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I was going to argue details, then I remembered the Bronx.

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  31. Flamethrower is all I can think of by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1
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  32. Re:Hysteria! by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    And honestly now, guns... for dealing with thousands of tiny insects...

    TINY??? Have you seen one of those things? They're fuckin' huge!!!

    Do try to keep your imagination in check good sir/madame. No one is that dumb.

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

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  33. Real-World Tracker Jackers? by vtTom · · Score: 1

    These sound like real-world Tracker Jackers!

  34. Killing 42 people in China... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Killing 42 people in China is like killing, what, 10 people in the US? We probably kill that many people every day from slipping in the bathtub. My understanding of this from other articles is that the attacks have occurred because there is new development in the hornet's area. That means this is likely a transient effect as the environment will be modified by the new development. In 10 years the hornet attacks will be a distant memory, unbelievable folklore told by old timers in the developed area.

    1. Re:Killing 42 people in China... by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      Bathtub manufacturers don't kill people, gravity kills people!

  35. Obligatory Calvin and Hobbes by hackertourist · · Score: 1
  36. Nature Bee Scary by Zarjazz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    30 Giant Hornets v 30,000 Bees

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ1eAM8CChc

    1. Re:Nature Bee Scary by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      hornets are fucking assholes. kill them every chance i get.

  37. The Oatmeal by Kinthelt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sounds like the same kind of hornets that Matt Inman ran into. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/running5

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  38. Re:Hysteria! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    > And you believe your *inset nation* will handle things any differently (minus the guns)?

    Yes, I sincerely do. America has a massively irrational fear-button that doesn't ever seem to get desensitised, no matter how often the media and government press it. If the mainstream US media decides to pick this hornet thing up and run with it, you'll see most or all of the following:

    - Mass-persecution of harmless bees, wasps, flies and anything else that might be mistaken for a killer hornet of doom.
    - Idiots panic-buying houseloads of shit for no reason (default american reaction to any major event: Quick! Buy Shit!)
    - People barricading themselves in their homes/ cars
    - suffocating inside their homes/cars because by "hornet-proofing" a space they made it airtight
    - accidentally poisoning themselves with insecticides in improperly-ventilated areas,
    - Local governments / school boards/ uni campuses etc passing asinine hornet-related local ordinances
    - shooting/ killing one another in hornet-related disputes
    - Crashing their cars because they thought the bee in the car with them was a killer hornet.
    - shooting at (real or imagined - but almost certainly the latter) killer-hornet nests
    - Accidentally setting fire to their homes/ neighbourhoods while trying to burn/ smoke out (real or imagined) killer-hornet nests
    - Attempting to shoot at (real or imagined) hornets (leading to accidental shootings of people, pets and livestock)
    - deliberately killing themselves out of sheer terror (to be fair, these people tend to be genuinely mentally ill and would have found some other excuse sooner or later) ...
    - shooting at (real or imagined) Chinese people (because obviously this whole hornet thing is their dirty commie terrorist fascist fault)

    keyboard cat is going to have a hell of a job keeping up with all this.

    >guns... for dealing with thousands of tiny insects....No one is that dumb.

    I wasn't really suggesting that they'd buy the ammo to shoot the hornets, just that the mdeia escalates every scare-story up to the level of "imminent apocolypse" and that provokes americans to empty the supermarketrs of canned food and ammo. That said, never underestimate the dumb: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=shoot+at+wasps+with+gun

  39. Re:Mothra? by hoboroadie · · Score: 2
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  40. We've got it so easy nowadays. by DiscountBorg(TM) · · Score: 2

    All I can think of is the size of exoskeleton life that used to exist on this planet (some of which when the oxygen levels were higher).

    http://listverse.com/2013/01/14/10-prehistoric-bugs-that-could-seriously-mess-you-up/

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    1. Re:We've got it so easy nowadays. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but that stuff is all dead, but we are still here with the giant killer hornets.

  41. Spotted in Australia by AdamStarks · · Score: 2

    Reports indicate the Asian Giant Hornet was briefly spotted in Australia. Upon arriving the colony looked around, said "Fuck me...", and promptly returned to Asia.

  42. Re:As someone who is generally an environmentalist by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Nah, don't worry about it. Concern for species is irrelevant. Before you are dead we will have resurrected recently dead species like dodo and mammoths and teeny horses. We will be able to resurrect frozen neanderthals if we have some.

    And before your kids are dead, we will have complete life DNA simulation built into computers.

    All worries are silly in a historical context.

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    (-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
  43. Re:As someone who is generally an environmentalist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that make me just as bad as people who don't care about the harm we are doing...

    No, it makes you a wasp. The other AC had it right.

  44. Relevant video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Go to youtube and watch "30 hornets vs 30000 bees".

    These things don't mess around! By the way, there is a defense...*japanese* honeybees (not the more common *european* honeybees) have a really awesome way of taking down these guys. Basically, a few dozen bees swarm the hornet and flap their little bee-wings like mad. This increases the temperature to around 118 degrees fahrenheit. This is hot enough to kill the hornet, but still a few degrees shy of what will kill the bees. Its awesome to watch, there are a few youtube videos of this as well.

    1. Re:Relevant video by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      118 degrees you say?

      Living in Arizona, I suddenly feel much better about these things...

    2. Re:Relevant video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they cuddle the hornets to death.

  45. Re:Hysteria! by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

    Of course, even if some of these creatures are in the US, the chances of encountering one - much less being killed by one - will be less than that of being hit by lightning while clutching a winning lottery ticket

    Some people probably thought the same thing when the first Asian carp and the first Asian ladybug were spotted on this continent.

  46. we're gonna need a bigger flyswatter... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Man those things are bad!

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  47. Japanese Honey Bees are the answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to get some strain of the Japanese Honey Bee over here. I watched a program about these hornets a few years back. Apparently, they release a pheromone that makes them appear as bees. They send out scouts who walk about the Bee hive undetected. She goes back, informs her sisters, they show up and murder everyone.

    However, the Japanese Honey Bee doesn't fall for their ruse. They just chill until the scout gets deep into the hive. Then, they all pounce on her, surrounding her and vibrating. The bees can withstand 1 to 2 more degrees of heat that the hornet. They basically cook her, so she never returns to tattle to her sister hornets... keeping the hive safe.

    A Japanese guy got stung in the face about 34 times while mowing his lawn over 300 yards away. His wife said his face basically melted, where she couldn't recognize him. He died about a half an hour after being attacked. Scary shit.

  48. not the end of the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Posting this as anon, because its been so long I forget the details for my 6 digit uin.

    We have asian hornets already, last summer they nested in a tree in my garden. The local firebrigade have an obligation to come and and kill the nest if you contact them as they are a invasive species with special requirements.
    I called the pompiers, and they came out, but they had no means of reaching the height of the nest that they could get access to (200ft up in my boggy garden), so they went away with talk of poisen delivered by specialist lifting contractors at thousands of euro in costs to me.
    That night, the nest mysteriously exploded and fell from its high branch, and I called them back out to deal with the nest on the floor and they came out in suits and applied poisen and took the nest away and some of the hornets and lavae for the local school to do a feature on the species.
    Yes they are as big as they say, and they sound like a small drone when flying and it hurt lots when I got stung. And they take some killing, but generally one or two wont do more than annoy you at your bbq. As a species they like to nest as high as possible, so most of the time disturbing the nest means felling a tree or doing similar, its not easy to come in to close contact with the nest.
    Probably the biggest indicator is the sudden absence of yellowjackets and bee's in the area. In fact we had a waspinator decoy nest to keep yellojackets down at the bbq area and it seemed to attract the asians looking for a nest to pillage for food.

    Where they are a real danger is in a urban environment as they like to live in sewers and other areas that they will come into close contact with humans. Im lucky in that this is very rural so we weren't forced into close quarters with them in this way.

    They are plotting a line across france as they advance, killing bee hives and causing destruction in their path, within a year or two they will be in the uk, and its only a matter of time they get everywhere.

    So summary, theyre a pain in the ass, but its nto the end of the world and specialists are already equipped to eradicate a nest when discovered, you just dont have to be stupid and pour a can of gas over it or something while theyre awake.

    1. Re:not the end of the world by Quila · · Score: 1

      That night, the nest mysteriously exploded and fell from its high branch

      In the US this would mean you said "Fuck it, I'm not waiting" and shot it down with a rifle.

    2. Re:not the end of the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In France it may have meant "fuck it, I'm not paying that" after seeing the quote for the lifting plaform they were ordering for the next week and quietly asking the neigbors to stay indoors for a bit. This is a farming region and almost everyone has access to a shotgun or similar.
      But since that would probably be prohibited and I wasn't permitted to take this shot when I suggested it as I had no guarantee if I missed where the round would end up, I prefer to stick to the concept that it fell down due to act of mystery force after inhabiting the tree securely all year.
       

    3. Re:not the end of the world by Quila · · Score: 1

      I prefer to stick to the concept that it fell down due to act of mystery force after inhabiting the tree securely all year.

      Nudge nudge wink wink say no more.

    4. Re:not the end of the world by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 1

      Enjoyed your post. I want to hear more about how the nest "mysteriously exploded and fell from its branch". Was that around the time you learned how much their sting hurts, by any chance?

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  49. Obig. Futurama by mythosaz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Leela: "What's the mission?"
    Farnsworth: "Collecting honey. Ordinary honey."
    Leela: "That doesn't sound so dangerous."
    Farnsworth: "This is no ordinary honey! It's produced by vicious space bees. A single sting of their hideous neurotoxin can cause instant death!"
    Hermes: "And that's if you're not allergic! You don't wanna know what happens then, oh no no, God no."
    Farnsworth: "Your insides with boil out of your eye sockets like a science fair volcano!"
    Hermes: "I didn't want to know!" *cries*

  50. Re:Hysteria! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anti-American troll is trollish. But not entirely incorrect.

  51. Oblig Monty Python by dsvick · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ok, we build this giant wooden badger ...

  52. My yellow jacket story by ortholattice · · Score: 5, Informative

    Last summer I had a huge colony of yellow jackets living in my wall. Maybe not as exciting as killer hornets, but still terrifying to me at the time.

    The first sign was coming home to find dozens of yellow jackets in my basement, which congregated around the light after I turned it on. I caught most of them with a butterfly net. Next day, same thing. Two days later, they worked their way up to my bedroom, apparently having eaten through the radiator pipe seal. I focused on my bedroom, catching maybe a dozen per day and increasing. They flew out of my printer when I printed a page. Flying insect killer would only kill the ones I hit directly. I started to feel like I was living in the kind of nightmare you see in movies.

    I found their entrance hole in the wall outside the house, with hundreds coming in and out. I tried spraying hornet/wasp killer deep into the hole, but no luck. I was warned against sealing the hole, since they would escape into the house, chewing their way through the wall if necessary.

    Being a cheapskate, I didn't want to an exterminator to rip open the wall, with repairs to the wall that might have cost thousands, as was suggested. Instead, I ran a shop vac hose next to the opening, sucking up any wasp that tried to enter or leave the hole. After 24 hours, the shop vac was 1/3 full of solid wasp mass, maybe 10000 of them as a guesstimate. I left it running for a week, each day finding fewer. Then I ran it during the day every couple of days, finding less each time.

    After a month or so, a batch of new queens and drones came out among the workers, and eventually nothing. There might have been 50K, maybe even 100K total. It was interesting how the queens were very robust and hard to kill compared to the smaller workers.

    Close to wintertime, when I was pretty sure they were all gone, I sealed the hole with putty. I read they don't often return to the same nest, and luckily there was no sign of them this year.

    Amazingly, I wasn't stung even once throughout all of this, although I was very careful, donning a raincoat, gloves, and a butterfly net over my head in the beginning. On the other hand, my GF was stung a couple of times on her face at her house, causing lots of pain and swelling, just by casually walking next to a bush where they had a nest in the ground.

    1. Re:My yellow jacket story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a huge colony of yellow jackets living in my wall last summer. I tried everything but nothing works. Finally I found this product Drione Dust and put it in the cracks and holes where the insects enter. The following morning they're all dead.

    2. Re:My yellow jacket story by gtall · · Score: 4, Informative

      I run into a few yellow jacket ground nests every year in my yard. Those little bastards hurt like hell when they get you. I tried the usual insect spray, I think they used to rub it all over their bodies as a sort of fragrant body lotion. It would kills the ones I hit directly...at least it seemed that way...maybe they were only play acting. My neighbor was encouraging me to pour a cup of gasoline down the holes and then light it but I didn't want to poison the ground.

      So, I picked up a few cans of insulating foam...waited until they weren't buzzing and then foamed their entrance holes by sticking the straw in as far as it could go and pulling the trigger. That seemed to do the trick. They ones left outside buzzed around for several days not knowing quite what to make of it all. There was only one hole out of 5 where they managed to tunnel either in or out again but I got that one too and that was the end of that. I don't know, maybe I just had stupid yellow jackets, but I'll try it again next year.

      Now I just have to pull off the yellow mushroom tops the foaming goo made when it dried. They made handy markers so I could keep clear while the orphaned ones buzzed for a few days.

    3. Re:My yellow jacket story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last summer I had a huge colony of yellow jackets living in my wall.
      Maybe not as exciting as killer hornets, but still terrifying
      to me at the time.

      The first sign was coming home to find dozens of yellow jackets in my
      basement, which congregated around the light after I turned it on. I
      caught most of them with a butterfly net. Next day, same thing. Two
      days later, they worked their way up to my bedroom, apparently having
      eaten through the radiator pipe seal. I focused on my bedroom, catching
      maybe a dozen per day and increasing. They flew out of my printer when
      I printed a page. Flying insect killer would only kill the ones I
      hit directly. I started to feel like I was living in the kind of
      nightmare you see in movies.

      I found their entrance hole in the wall outside the house, with
      hundreds coming in and out. I tried spraying hornet/wasp killer
      deep into the hole, but no luck. I was warned against sealing the
      hole, since they would escape into the house, chewing their way through
      the wall if necessary.

      Being a cheapskate, I didn't want to an exterminator to rip open the
      wall, with repairs to the wall that might have cost thousands, as was
      suggested. Instead, I ran a shop vac hose next to the opening, sucking
      up any wasp that tried to enter or leave the hole. After 24 hours, the
      shop vac was 1/3 full of solid wasp mass, maybe 10000 of them as a
      guesstimate. I left it running for a week, each day finding fewer.
          Then I ran it during the day every couple of days, finding less each time.

      After a month or so, a batch of new queens and drones came out
      among the workers, and
      eventually nothing.
              There might have been 50K, maybe even 100K total. It was interesting how the queens were very robust
      and hard to kill compared to the smaller workers.

      Close to wintertime, when I was pretty sure they were all gone, I sealed the
      hole with putty.
      I read they don't often return to the same nest, and luckily there was
      no sign of them this year.

      Amazingly, I wasn't stung even once throughout all of this, although
      I was very careful, donning a raincoat, gloves, and a butterfly net over
      my head in the beginning. On the other hand, my GF was stung a couple of times on her face
      at her house, causing lots of pain and swelling, just by casually walking next to a bush where they had a nest
      in the ground.

      Thank you for that really interesting account.

      OTOH and AFAIK, yellow jackets are far less dangerous than even the "garden variety" wasps. Still unpleasant, but not quite as bad.

    4. Re:My yellow jacket story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Now I just have to pull off the yellow mushroom tops the foaming goo made when it dried.

      And no one heard from gtall ever again.

    5. Re:My yellow jacket story by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

      You didn't want to "poison" the ground with gasoline (most of which would burn off) but your are fine leaving toxic foam in the ground that doesn't get dispersed with rainwater??

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    6. Re:My yellow jacket story by timholman · · Score: 1

      Being a cheapskate, I didn't want to an exterminator to rip open the wall, with repairs to the wall that might have cost thousands, as was suggested. Instead, I ran a shop vac hose next to the opening, sucking up any wasp that tried to enter or leave the hole. After 24 hours, the shop vac was 1/3 full of solid wasp mass, maybe 10000 of them as a guesstimate. I left it running for a week, each day finding fewer. Then I ran it during the day every couple of days, finding less each time.

      A friend of mine had a bunch of yellow jackets nest in the wall of his weekend cabin many years back. He debated sealing up their entrance hole, but knew they would just chew some new openings in the wood paneling.

      So he did something different. He got a very high speed, high torque fan, one that ran so fast that the metal blades were almost invisible, and mounted it over the entrance hole late at night while most of the workers were in the nest. He removed the fan guard, turned on the fan, and waited for the sun to rise.

      The yellow jackets couldn't see the fan blades, and very obligingly flew out the entrance hole to be instantly ground into a fine mulch. The pheromones released by their demise drew other yellow jackets to the opening, looking for a fight, and they likewise got ground into paste. After that, it was a orgy of insect death.

      He ran the fan for a few days, until he could no longer see anything coming out of the hole. Then he fired off a very long blast of wasp spray into the hole and sealed it up. Problem solved, and without a single sting.

    7. Re:My yellow jacket story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We had yellow jacket nests in the back yard all the time when I was a kid. My brother and I had found an old giant light (say to illuminate the outside of a building - just a parabolic reflector and bulb holder), and put a cord on it and a new light bulb. After we found a nest (easy in the day with all the buzzing), we would wait for it to get dark, place the light face down over the hole, and plug it in. The yellow jackets would get mad, fly out, and attack the light. After a minute or so, though, the light was hot enough that any yellow jacket attacking it got fried. After half an hour or so, the nest would be emptied of yellow jackets, and we could unplug the light.

    8. Re:My yellow jacket story by swb · · Score: 1

      Gasoline works well and it makes for great fun watching the nest go up in flames.

      I've used small quantities of kerosene (without burning it) to kill off ant hills in the driveway. About a 1/4 cup into the nest and they are done.

    9. Re:My yellow jacket story by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      My neighbor was encouraging me to pour a cup of gasoline down the holes and then light it but I didn't want to poison the ground.

      1. Fill a large pot with water and put it on a lit stove.
      2. Bring the water to a boil.
      3. Pour the water down the hole.

      Slightly less toxic than expanding insulation foam. Also collapses tunnels.

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  53. Solution = sharknados by koelpien · · Score: 1

    These critters are big and vicious. To make them go away, you need something even bigger and even more insanely vicious. The obvious solution is cloud seeding, to create a series of Sharknados to eliminate the wasps. and Kardashians.

  54. Re:Hysteria! by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Of course, even if some of these creatures are in the US, the chances of encountering one - much less being killed by one - will be less than that of being hit by lightning while clutching a winning lottery ticket...

    For now. But people could have said that same thing about fire ants, crazy ants, Africanized bees, and most definitely the Asian tiger mosquito which is pretty much everywhere now. There's no reason to believe if there's a breeding pair that they won't flourish as well here.

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  55. Found in the US by ChrisGoodwin · · Score: 1

    Asian Giant Hornets have been spotted in the United States.

    No, that's okay. I don't need to sleep... ever again.

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  56. Playing too much... by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else have an immediate image of choosing between a machine gun (ineffective) and a flame thrower (effective) on reading the summary?

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  57. Re:Hysteria! by gtall · · Score: 1

    So, you are saying Congress was infected by giant foreign ignoramuses who crave Klieg lights and emit copious amounts of hot air. We're doomed!!!

  58. Great investment opportunity by Kevin+Fishburne · · Score: 1

    Who manufactures tennis rackets, WD-40 and lighters over there?

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    1. Re:Great investment opportunity by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      When doing the WD-40 flamethrower trick it is best to light the plastic straw and then spray instead of spraying into the lighter's flame.

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    2. Re:Great investment opportunity by AdamThor · · Score: 1
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  59. Cazarores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've encountered these bugs before, though they're coloured differently. My favourite way of killing them was with flame.

  60. Re:Mothra? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are you, a little kid?

  61. Yum yum? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People, we need to start eating insects!

  62. They've been spotted in the United States by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh my God, then, it's important!

    1. Re:They've been spotted in the United States by phoenix03 · · Score: 1

      Well. My wasp/hornet/{$stingyinsect} phobia just informed me its time to move to Alaska.

  63. Re:Hysteria! by ballpoint · · Score: 1

    Of course ... the chances of ... being killed by one ....

    Some people probably thought the same thing when the first Asian carp and the first Asian ladybug were spotted on this continent.

    And even now, the chances of getting killed by an Asian carp or ladybug are a million to one, but still, they come.

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  64. I hate these things by dunnomattic · · Score: 1

    I first noticed these last summer outside my house about 30 miles west of Washington, DC in the northern VA suburbs. For about a month, I would see one every couple of days hurling itself into the porch light at night. I initally thought it was a locust because of its size and impact sound. Only when it gave up and buzzed away did hear the menacing sound of its wings, which was nothing like the familar clatter of a locust/cicada. Then one night while working on my car in the garage, four of them came in -- fortunately not at the same time! Each time, one of them would come tearing in through the open garage door and attack each of the 6 overhead lights like mad. It would pause for about 10 seconds after each 3-minute light-bulb battle.

    These fuckers are relentless. On the first one, I wasn't sure what I was dealing with, so I assumed I could easily dispatch it and be about my car repair. I grabbed my hornet spray and cautiously waited for it to land. As soon as I got within 10 feet of where it paused, the damned thing came after me dive-bomber style. Thanks to a violent fit of crouching, ducking, and infant-fall-reflex, I didn't get nailed. This happened at least 6 more times before I finally hit it with the spray...BUT THEN IT WAS JUST MAD. It went absolutely berzerk and did its pelting attack routine against everything in my garage. Again, I hit it after 3 minutes when it landed. It finally ended up on the ground, but was still trying to fly, so I emptied a quarter of the spray can, which finally got it.

    After enjoying a brief sense of accomplishment from a 20-minute battle with mother nature, I got back to work....for 5 minutes...before another one came in. I HATE these things. I spent 90 minutes that night duking it out with them. I killed another one a week ago but I have no clue where the nest might be. And I don't want to know. I've warned my kids about them, but I know it's only a matter of time. I just hope it doesn't go badly.

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  65. NOPE by Jmac217 · · Score: 1

    I'm leaving Illinois - fuck that. I've seen too many horrendous insects on the internet today. Check out this Tarantula Hawk Wasp: http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i343/OldSchoolTHF/TarantulaHawk_zps57e48052.gif

    1. Re:NOPE by eriqk · · Score: 1

      Check out this Tarantula Hawk Wasp:

      Oh my, she's beautiful!

  66. Re:Hysteria! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They still aren't very likely to kill you...

  67. Re:Hysteria! by cusco · · Score: 1

    Never underestimate the stupidity of rednecks. - FTFY

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  68. Re:Hysteria! by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    Never underestimate the stupidity of rednecks. - FTFY

    That's not a fix - not being a redneck does not necessarily preclude a person from being an idiot. NYC alone provides a few million examples of this.

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  69. Slurm! Excreted the old-fashioned way! by dottrap · · Score: 1

    OMG. Slurm! Well, I learned something today.

    [Excerpt from Wikipedia]:
    Recently, several companies in Asia and Europe have begun to manufacture dietary supplements and energy drinks which contain synthetic versions of secretions of the larvae of Vespa mandarinia, which the adult hornets usually consume. The manufacturers of these products make claims that consuming the larval hornet secretions (marketed as "hornet juice") will enhance human endurance because of the effect it has on adult hornets' performance.

  70. Ouch. by CCarrot · · Score: 1

    The pain of the Asian Giant Hornet is described as a hot nail piercing the skin and lasts about 4 hours with instant swelling.

    Okay, I feel really, really sorry for whomever has experienced both and is able to make this comparison...not cool.

    Wasps, and indeed flying stinging things in general, also not cool. Whole article is severely paranoia inducing, watch as I run for the hills every time something buzzes past my ear. On the bright side, the sound of one of these suckers flying by could definitely win the annoying ringtone competition...

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  71. I was stung by ONE of these by kaatochacha · · Score: 2

    When I lived in Japan, I had the misfortune of being stung by one of these damn things.
    My upstairs neighbor, a vegan pacifist, noticed the nest but loudly forbid anyone from damaging it.
    I was moving in a few weeks, and figured it would be the next person's problem.
    The hornets got angry, and as I walked by the nest, one came out and landed on my arm. I remember how it seemed so big it had problems flying.
    Sting to my upper right arm. Very painful, and my arm from the lower part of my neck down just past my elbow turned red, got really hot, and stayed that way for a week.
    When I told my Japanese neighbor, he very calmly told me "Oh, you we should have taken you to the doctor. These hornets kill many people every year. If it had stung you on the neck, you would have died too. It's ok, too late now, though". Then he got a can of spray that shot 10 Meters, killed the nest, and I got to smash it to bits while my upstairs neighbor whined.

  72. Obligatory Farscape: Humans are superior! by dottrap · · Score: 1
  73. Re: Hysteria! by Shompol · · Score: 1

    Here is roughly how it is done

  74. What my exterminator said by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    You can wipe out an ant nest by getting a scout to carry back poison ("Did you bring enough for everybody?") but that doesn't work with yellowjackets.

    I didn't ask about biological controls. A scout bringing back the hornet equivalent of Ebola might work.

    I did wonder about bait with a radioactive label so you could make the nest show up on instruments.

    In practice, there is so much traffic near a nest that it's pretty obvious if you're near it.

    Yes, I got attacked recently. When people asked what was new with me I said "Thousands of my enemies are dying in convulsions".

  75. Sorry about your eagles luck. by ralphaostrander · · Score: 1

    DDT

  76. On A Serious Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There evidently has been an increase in many hornet populations across numerous hornet species. Perhaps the elevated temperatures associated with global warming make them more active and perhaps more aggressive.

  77. News for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wtf has this got anything to do with a tech site?

  78. Re:Hysteria! by another_twilight · · Score: 1

    And you believe your *inset nation* will handle things any differently ...?

    Australia. Poisonous insect, you say? That'll make a change from the poisonous spiders, reptiles and monotremes. Oh, and jellyfish. And octopus. And toads (although they are an import and more dangerous to pets than humans) ...

  79. just so we don't forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what the proportions are:
    42 people dead & 1500 hurt out of 1.351 billion people...
    just saying dont go eradicating these hornets quite yet...

  80. Re:Hysteria! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny you should mention africanized bees - they aren't particularly dangerous, except to idiots or the extremely unlucky, but nonetheless they were the subject of a massive hysteria campaign by the US media that led to heights of panic and stupidity that, frankly, only the Americans could ever possibly achieve. A perfect example, in fact, of what OP posted above.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africanized_bee#Fear_factor

  81. Wait, WHAT?! HERE!? by sabbede · · Score: 0
    Giant hornets are being found here in the US?

    The fact that they were limited to Asia was the only reason I tolerated their existence in the first place.

    I quit. I'm moving to Antarctica. Hornets have scared the ******* out of me for as long as I can remember. I'm out.

  82. Marketing ploy by Orson Scott Card? by Modern+Primate · · Score: 1

    Is this a marketing ploy to promote Ender's Game?